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You're a doo-doo hat. It's showtime! Good morning and welcome to the Mojo in the Morning show. it is wednesday which means five lies tell your mom the second date update and the eve of the war of the roses which is uh tomorrow here on the show and of course election results decision 2024 we will have updates for you this morning shannon will have the updates for you but If you're just waking up right now, I don't know if some people even stayed up last night. I don't know how our listeners were at doing this. I went to bed at about 1130, and obviously everything was kind of a we're waiting and seeing, and we may not know for the rest of the week what could happen because of Pennsylvania. And then out of nowhere, Pennsylvania then had all their results in. And as of this morning, we do have a clear winner for the presidency, the next president of the United States.

Yes. Donald Trump has been elected the 47th president of the United States. And Wisconsin just put him over the edge. 277 electoral votes.

Literally like within the last like 20 minutes.

Yeah. And in fact, Michigan still too close to call in the presidential race.

Yeah, and that election is an interesting one because the Michigan votes, a lot of people thought would be well before anything that Pennsylvania had.

actually well before anything any of the west coast had which is kind of interesting so i'm wondering why that is the case but again it was wayne county that uh we're slow to count some of the votes so we will have details coming up here in just a little bit i have no idea we have our uh contest smell my hole for jelly roll and i think mark changed our microphones because when i turn on it sounds yeah yeah hold on does mine actually work today yeah yours works but it sounds It's like we're in a cave or something. I think it's, I think it's, he, I almost said gerrymandered. He almost, he did some kind of a thing here. I don't know what the heck he did. He did some kind of craziness. And all I know is I don't necessarily think that we have the equipment to do what we're about to do with this smell my hole for jelly roll, but we're working on fumes here in the studios because they pretty much have taken all the equipment away from us. i'm telling you guys we're supposed to move out of the studio mark for some reason when i turn the mic on over there it sounds like uh i'm in a church or something like that but i don't know what that is uh oh that sounds a little better that's good look at you there we go you should be an engineer that's amazing give it up give it up for mark mark mackovich legend by the way did you notice i bribed you for today with uh a ham and cheese omelet yesterday did you get that yesterday i had to go downtown you didn't eat it so who ate it zach i ate the toast hold on wait a second wait a second this this is bigger news than the election last night we have a food thief i bought the engineers breakfast yesterday and uh and it was a little bribery breakfast i'm not you know too uh ashamed to say that i i do bribery but who ate the ham and cheese omelet yesterday uh it actually wasn't eaten unfortunately what are you bulloni yeah nobody ate anything i said i ate the toast i ate two pieces you ate the toast and you threw away a ham and cheese i left it out and it wasn't there this morning so somebody somebody ate it oh shoot i would have eaten it i just thought that do we think that it got eaten there's no sales people here the only people that are here in this building right now are all of us and then the other on-air staffs from the radio stations? I'm going to say that our sister station took it. Which person? Point of finger. Point of finger. The female. No way. She was hungry yesterday. Are you serious? Hold on. You're saying that Judy next door took it? Yes. Oh my gosh. Judge Judy. Wow. That's interesting. Well, Mark, are you going to be here today? I'll get you another ham and cheese on it. No? What's going on? How about a drive-thru? Can I get you a drive-thru or something? Oh, man. All right. Well, it sounds better. It does sound better. What do I need to do?

His mic's great. Actually, his mic sounds... All this stuff went away. How did you do that? Show me... Oh, okay. That's excellent. Thank you, Mark. I appreciate that. Don't tell him, Mark. That's job security. This is not Doug Radio! No. Who says I want job security? hold on a second hold on yesterday was a just chaotic day i mean it was like between all of us getting ready for stuff for the show and then i waited till yesterday to vote which i don't necessarily think is a good idea i think next year i'm going to do early voting just because then i don't feel the pressure that i have to get out like on a certain day and you know i'm going to be i like i said to lydia like i half-assed all my commercials that i had here at the station that i was recording i apologize to anybody i recorded a commercial for yeah lydia goes lydia goes you sound like you're you're a clown right now because i was doing the commercials i'm like gordon chevrolet so i had to like redo that a couple of times she i like that she gives me a critique you know it tells me that instead of letting me air it and then get upset by it it's called a producer i know that is a very good producer so i so i had that happen to me yesterday and then um i went i took luke to go vote for the very first time so i drove home oh my god it was great i want to talk about this more in length later to talk about him in his first time uh getting to be there with him because it was kind of an emotional thing oh my god i'd be a mess yeah it was really cool well we get done voting and then when we get done voting i had to run back out. I had to go out and I had to prepare for an event that I'm doing on Thursday for DTE Energy and Christine Briggs. I had to get something for that. So I pull my car into my driveway. I don't pull it into the garage because I'm going to be pulling out anytime soon. I go inside my house and Luke sits on the couch right away. And he's obviously home just to go vote.

and I knew he was only going to be home for a little bit. So I wanted to spend some time with him. Turns on ESPN and I had no idea that it was the NFL draft or NFL, I'm sorry, not draft, trade deadline. It was the trade deadline yesterday. And I don't know how you girls feel about, you know, I know you guys have like fun things that you like to watch like the...

The red carpet.

Yeah, red carpet events. The Met Gala. Met Gala. This is our Met Gala. This is a guy's Met Gala. We want to see who, or girls.

I was going to say, it was a Met Gala part two for some of us. I know.

Well, nothing is gender exclusive anymore. So this is actually good. So I'm laying on the couch, and I'm hanging out watching some of the trades that are coming in. And I'm seeing wide receivers and running backs getting traded. Cornerbacks. The guy from, man, that was a big trade, right? The commanders ended up getting him from the Saints. So I'm watching this stuff laying on the couch and about an hour or so after I get back from voting, the doorbell rings and I go answer it. It's my neighbor at the door who is telling me, hey, you know, your car's running. Oh, I pulled my car into my driveway and I left it running when I went inside and I was inside for no joke, minimum 45 minutes, maybe an hour or so. And I had my car running and I thought to myself, I'm like, oh, my God, I just pulled the Shannon.

Yes, you did. Oh, my God. The famous story of what concert did we go to? Was it the Beach Boys? I think it was something super, super, super random in the summer at Freedom Hill. And I went back to my car cab after the concert was over and it had been running the entire time, the entire time. It was very cool because the AC was on. But also I had no gas. because I was already real close to empty

by the way she legit for what's it three hours for sure yeah three hours let it run so I get into my car in my car same situation because I actually had the air on yesterday because it was kind of toasty I don't know how you guys felt it was a little humid so I get in my car to turn it off my car is like nice inside you know how when your car is running for such a long period of time I think there was sopping water underneath from the air conditioning running the entire time and i'm like oh my god has anybody ever done this before i think with key fobs that we're more likely to for sure because we walk out of the cars and we don't

realize exactly this happens to me pretty often and luckily i have a car that once the key fob has a certain distance between it and the car it'll give me like a oh like a beep like a beep it's not like a lot i mean you see my car it's not like that but this is one of the features that i'm proud of and it happens to me more than ever when i'm at the grocery store yeah for some reason when i'm at the grocery store i hop out of the car expeditiously so to speak and i just

forget to turn my car off i don't know what it is but when you do this and you leave it running for that period of time you start worrying about gas mileage i don't know like i normally don't get crazy about gas mileage i mean obviously gas is expensive but you go oh my god i cannot believe the gas mileage that I just so I'm like sitting there thinking to myself how much gas did I have beforehand because my car right now is only on like a quarter of a tank I must not have had

very much mine's confusing now like I can push the button because mine's a push button start I have a GMC Acadia and you can like push it and like some some features will come on yeah or you can push it and the whole car will come on and then sometimes when I turn it off I'm like is it off? Is it off? Yes. Because everything's still on. The lights and the dash. And my lights usually stay on for about 30 seconds. I like can't figure the DM thing out sometimes. I feel like an idiot.

And I've been so bad lately, I have been not locking my car when I've come into the studios here. So there's been times where I'll go out to my car and my car's open and I'm thinking, I thought I locked it because I always wait for the beep, beep, you know, to go off.

What's going on? Kylie, you there? Yeah, I'm here. I work at the airport. Well, i work at a parking lot near the airport oh which one you work at i work at click park okay yeah so um people will do this when they go to leave for vacation they'll leave their cars running and they'll have to write it down on a clipboard so because they come back and they try to say that someone's siphoned their gas on a lot oh no they left their car running oh my god so people will

leave to go on a vacation to come home to an empty tank of gas god that would suck yeah

Yeah, so we've got to run and get them gas and fill them back up and get them on their way.

Oh, my God. By the way, that's nice of you guys to do that. What are you guys charging a day over at Quick Park?

It's $14 a day right now.

That's actually pretty good.

That's not bad. You stay at the airport, you're going to be paying well into the 20s probably, right?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That blue day. Especially with the holiday season coming out.

I'm so lazy, by the way. I just don't want to have to take the van shuttle. Like, I hate the van shuttle.

Yo, I'm going to be honest with you. We figured out the price. I parked at a hotel. Did you? They had the free van shuttle. Really? I did that. Double treat? Did you get cookies, too? No, they had a little donut.

What's up, Christina? Hi.

Good morning.

Good morning. What's going on?

Oh, this story got me. So, a couple, like 15 years ago, before cars were all new and cool and, you know, had fobs and all that, we went downtown for St. Patrick's Day. So, we parked on the street and walked because we went to all these different bars. And when we got back to our car, like, three hours later, the car was still running and there was a homeless man sleeping on the hood. Oh, my God.

It was warm. It was warm. Oh, my God. I thought you were going to say that there was a homeless man inside just enjoying himself. That would have been kind of wild.

No, just sleeping like a baby on that warm hood.

You know what, though? That was nice. Did you feel good? Did you offer him anything to eat or anything like that?

No, as soon as we walked up, he walked away. I probably should have. I was kind of young and drunk.

Did you walk up or did you hit the lock button and try to wake him up?

No, we walked up.

She just hit the panic button. That's his alarm. Actually, he just drove away.

All right, this was the year that this special candidate received 9% of the presidential votes in North Carolina.

North Carolina shows Donald Trump leading Hillary Clinton in a possible presidential matchup, but that's not the part that's grabbing people's attention today. And here there's the third party candidate on that poll, a candidate named Deez Nuts. Really? A candidate registered as an independent from Iowa has the legal name of Deez Nuts. Public policy polling showed him pulling 9% of the votes in North Carolina.

Oh, my God, that's great. Robert De Niro and Zac Efron starred in the movie Dirty Grandpa.

Being a corporate lawyer, you know, it's got its upsides. You know what I'd rather do?

What? I'd rather let Queen Latifah shit in my mouth from a fucking hot airbag.

Oh my God, what mood were you in when you put these in? And Ariana Grande had the big song. What year was this? Oh, this is great. If you know the year, we'll set you up with the prize. Tickets to see Marshmallow at the Masonic Temple. What year?

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All right, this was from a presidential election years ago. I won't say how many. But there was a special candidate on the ballot.

North Carolina shows Donald Trump leading Hillary Clinton in a possible presidential matchup. But that's not the part that's grabbing people's attention today. It is a third-party candidate on that poll. Candidate named Deez Nuts. Oh, no. Really? A candidate registered as an independent from Iowa has the legal name of Deez Nuts. Public policy polling showed him pulling 9% of the vote in North Carolina.

Robert De Niro and Zac Efron starred in Dirty Grandpa.

Being a corporate lawyer, you know, it's got its upsides.

You know what I'd rather do? What? I'd rather let Queen Latifah s*** in my mouth from a f***ing hot air balloon. Yikes.

And the big song. Dangerous woman. What year was that, Eric? 2016. I got you. Yes. Congratulations. Was it Deez Nuts? Deez Nuts. There you go. Congratulations to you. We're going to set you up with the prize. You got tickets to go see Marshmallow at the Masonic Temple. That show, by the way, still not sold out, but you can get your tickets at AXS.com. You got them for free. Congratulations. Y'all the best. I love you guys. Have a great day. Thank you, buddy. We got tickets to give away for Jingle Ball. And also with the Jingle Ball concert that we're going to be doing on December the 10th. We got a big. grand prize Christmas gift that we're going to be giving to you at that concert, a brand new 2024 Kia Telluride from Summit Place Kia.

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Well, it was the path to 270, and Donald Trump will be returning to the White House as our 47th president after getting enough electoral votes and 51% of the popular vote so far in this year's election.

I will govern by a simple motto. Promises made, promises kept. We're going to keep our promises. Nothing will stop me from keeping my word to you, the people. We will make America safe, strong, prosperous, powerful and free again.

Vice President Kamala Harris expected to address the nation at some point today with a concession speech, according to NBC's Peter Alexander for the Today Show. Republicans will regain control of the Senate for the first time in four years and also take control of the House so far at this point. It's looking like Mike Rogers is leading the Senate race in the state of Michigan over Democrat Alyssa Slotkin with about 89% of precincts reporting. However, that could change. And Mojo, you and I were talking about this before the show today because we're waiting on some votes for Wayne County in particular.

A heavily Democratic county, Wayne County, has yet to come through with all of their votes.

So all eyes are on that race this morning still.

A lot suspect that that will be good for Slocken, so we could have a change in that.

And then over in Ohio, the big race that all eyes were on, Trump-backed Cleveland businessman Bernie Moreno and his defeat of Democrat, is it Sherrod Brown? Sherrod. Sherrod Brown, excuse me, to help shift control of the chamber to the GOP. So he will be the first Latino to represent the state of Ohio in the Senate. Martha Stewart's criticism of Ryan Reynolds being very serious off camera really confused him. And if you missed it, here's what she had to say during a podcast interview this week.

He's probably on the list just because he covers himself up in his movies and you don't see his face. Something's not so funny. Is he one of those? Anyone know something's not so funny in real life? No, he's not so funny. He's very serious.

He came forward and they were like, well, okay, it's not a secret that he has anxiety issues, which means sometimes he shuts down around other people. He's been vocal about that. He also likes being quiet over being on all of the time. And here's the other thing. His buddies are like, Martha doesn't even actually know Ryan all that well. They may be neighbors. He's literally only met her once, maybe twice. And it was for mere minutes. So they're saying he's not quite sure what she was expecting, but that's just him when there's not a camera in front of him.

Also, like neighbors, nobody sits there and puts on a show for your neighbors the whole time, right? Right. You shut down a little bit.

Did anybody watch her documentary on, I believe it's Netflix? Oh, I want to. Let me tell you, this coming from her is not surprising after watching that documentary. What do you mean? She's kind of a bitch. Is she? No, like, it's so interesting. 10 out of 10 would recommend the documentary she's interviewed in the whole time she's i love her

not a good person wow i like her when she's with snoop that's the only time i really like her so

that relationship is focused on a lot very cool to watch yeah so hey otani underwent shoulder

surgery yesterday to repair a labrum tear in his shoulder an injury that he sustained during the world series he was playing with it okay so yeah he suffered what the dodgers initially described as a slight dislocation of his left shoulder on an attempted steal of second base in game two of the world series he then played the next three games at yankee stadium in noticeable pain i mean if you watched you saw him wincing the dodgers do expect him to be ready for spring training i love

it you've already made all the money this is why you play the sport to win a championship and You don't know if you're going to be back in that moment again, so you got to go all out.

And I know you guys are going to make fun of me, but I'm totally going to be watching this Lifetime movie that's based on the love story of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey. It's called Christmas in the Spotlight, and we got the teaser yesterday.

I'm Drew. You're a big fan.

Am I supposed to know who he is? He's the best receiver in the world. Don't you make that face.

It's her, it's her.

I want to see you again. It's a darn movie. Like regular people.

Like half of you. Like regular people, huh? Don't screw this up.

I promise.

So they're not saying it's based on Tay and Trev, but he's jersey number 13. I'm just looking at that fantastic body. Are they going to sue Lifetime? November 23rd on Lifetime, if you want to watch it with me. Okay. All right. For all of today's Dirty.

You should do a watch party with Paul Glantz at Imagine. I would.

That would anybody come. It might just be me, but that's okay.

I'll go with you if you let me openly mock it. No.

Do you ever watch a Hallmark movie, like one of these Lifetime movies? Do you ever watch them on purpose? Because I always feel like I watch them by accident.

Yes. Really? It's Scott Mix. I just know my Prime membership is going to have the Hallmark subscription in about a Oh, he could come with me and watch it.

To me, I look at it like the movie Roadhouse. When that movie is always just on, and I end up watching that movie just because it's on.

They're all the same plot. Every movie is the same.

So bad. They're so good. And the same actress. I'm like, wait, she's not that kid's mom. It's Lacey Chabert, Candace Cameron. Yeah, they're all the same. All right, for all of Today is Dirty, catch up on the podcast on the free iHeartRadio app or MojoInTheMorning.com.

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All right, he's a 15-time champion, and he is back this morning after yesterday doing his civic duty and working at the polling booths as, what is the official title that you have? Are you an election something? What is it?

I was an election chairperson.

An election chairperson. Please welcome Aaron back this morning.

They missed you yesterday.

Aaron, we brought you back for our Smarter Than Shannon, where you're going to be taking on Shannon this morning. Now, you've beaten 15 of your fellow listeners. but do you think you can take down the champion?

You know, I thought that I could. I truly thought that I could, but I am struggling this morning. I've cried a lot this morning, and I thought I was smarter than Shannon, but I thought that my fellow Americans were going to do better yesterday.

Uh-oh, so the results, obviously, you were pulling for Vice President Harris.

I was. I'm feeling the heaviness, you know, witnessing what we are witnessing.

Did you go to bed last night, or did you stay up all night watching?

Shout out to friends. They hosted a watch event at their house. So a bunch of us were over there. I left at 1 in the morning. I tried studying up for this game this morning, and I could not. I just couldn't do it. It was hard. and then I woke up this morning at six and I haven't stopped crying all morning. Oh, okay. Shannon, you're smart. I thought I was going to take you down, but... Let's see, I don't know.

Honestly, I usually peg people at the very beginning and I thought I was going to have a problem with you, so I still think you could take me down.

Usually what, people?

Like, I peg people. Like, I'm like, he's really, really good. He will get your mind out of the gutter this morning.

let's save that one yeah that one that's what she said by the by the way he's good he's good every single time like easy breezy four or five and aaron aaron this is this is literally i i will say this to you you did a great job yesterday doing what you do you know and you know being a good american i i think that the good thing is in our country is that we are able to pull through And this is for anybody, whether you are somebody that, you know, wanted to see Trump lose or you wanted to see, you know, Trump win or whatever. And I think that people need to go into today. And I think that we need to understand that we do live in a great country. So and I think that we will overcome anything that we have here, whether it be overcoming his his win or.

you know uh being excited about his win you know so yeah yeah definitely i mean we know it donald

trump is you know he's shown disregard for the integrity of our country he is a convicted

okay well listen i can i be honest with you but you know what i'm going to say that we need to

stay strong we need to stay engaged and we need to keep moving forward and and i know that there's

and i know that there's a lot of people that are going to disagree with what you just said right now and they're going to feel like they're insulted by that because you're insulting their vote but let's play the contest let's do that i'm gonna have shannon to leave the studio good luck

erin we'll see you shannon all right tangled hang on no it's not your last time running out of this hey you know what this is your last time playing a 15 time champ in this studio right that's right

this is the last one in this studio yes all right here we go shannon has officially exited the building and the first question deals with what we were just talking about uh it's official this morning, Donald Trump has defeated Kamala Harris to be the next president of the United States. How many kids does Trump have? Oh, that's too many. Um, five. Question number two, true or false? Singer Jelly Roll's real name is James Bradley DeFord. What'd you say true question number question number three the detroit lions are seven and one and in first place in their in the uh nfc and their division what division of the nfc are the lions in

the national football conference the nfc the midwest question number four former troubled

NBA star Lamar Odom is 45 today. Which Kardashian was he married to?

Oh, um... There's that one. A, Clinton, Kim, Khloe? Clinton? Khloe.

In question number five, which of these songs is currently the number one song on the Billboard Hot 100 charts? A, Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars, Die With a Smile. B, Billie Eilish, Birds of a feather, or C, Shaboozy, a bar song tipsy. Shaboozy. Let's bring Shannon back to the studios, please.

This was a tough one, though, Joe.

You know, I gotta get tough. I'm sorry.

You got tricky with one of them. You got real tricky with one of them.

I gotta do things right now. I gotta make things tough on people.

Ready, Shannon? Let me tell you what's so weird is running past some people in the hallway waiting to have their belly buttons sniffed oh really i love it i love it any good looking belly buttons there real quick

i can't tell they don't have their shirts lifted up yet you uh have a bit of a challenge today

these questions kind of hard aaron got three out of five okay three out of five is what you gotta

be shannon you know it's gonna be tough question number one it is official this morning donald trump defeated kamala harris to be the next president of the united states how many kids does Trump have? Five. Correct. One to one? Question number two. True or false? Singer Jelly Roll's real name is James Bradley DeFord. False. It's

Jason. Yo, you look at her.

Two to one. Said it with her chest, too. Question number three. The Detroit Lions are seven and one in first place in the NFC and their division. What division of the NFC are the Lions in? Three seconds. American No, that's a good guess. Actually, I thought Erin had a good guess, too. North? The NFC North.

Okay, okay. Don't turn it away. I'm dumb. Did you get that one right, Erin? No. No, missed that.

She needs to miss these next two questions, buddy. She needs to miss these next two. Question number four. Former troubled NBA star Lamar Odom is 45 today. Which Kardashian was he married to?

Khloe. Yes. 32.

And question number five, which song is currently the number one song on the Billboard Hot 100 charts? A, Lady Gaga, Bruno Mars, Die with a Smile, B, Billie Eilish, Birds of a Feather, or C, Shabuzi, A Bar Song Tipsy?

Is it A?

Did it switch? No! Shannon misses that one. It's Shabuzi again. Oh, still? Back at number one. We got a tie. I love it here. Tie goes to the champ. Shannon still wins. I'm sorry we're making Aaron's life even worse this morning

Aaron's great

Aaron we're going to get you something nice to put a smile on your face maybe a rough few weeks for you

never mind

Aaron, you're even holding it against Florida, too. What is going on here, Aaron? Aaron, we're going to give you Jingle Ball tickets. Yes. But. I want to meet you at the show, Aaron. But, Aaron, I do have bad news for you. You're going to go to Jingle Ball, and you're going to be sitting next to President Donald Trump. So I feel bad. We're going to put you guys right next to each other. Eric from the show who does the Donald Trump impersonation is going to be right next to you doing the impersonation the entire time. hey eric is funny he's a funny guy okay all right we'll do that i'm i'm donald j trump and i don't approve of this mojo in the morning message there you go all right hang on you did a great job buddy we're back what's what's the guy's name that is our champion that won yesterday that would be derek derek is back tomorrow it's mojo in the mornings five at 655 five it's mojo in the

Sweet. Five lies to tell your mom.

Caitlin. Yes. Hey, are you ready to do this? Can you do it while you're doing your thing?

Yes, I can.

Caitlin, tell everybody what you do for a living.

I work for Amazon.

You're a delivery driver?

Yes.

Oh, five lies to tell your mom is going to be great. We're going to have some fun with your mom. We're going to call your mom up And I want listeners to listen for these lies If you get them all out Before your mom hangs up the phone You will win her a prize Okay Lie number one For Caitlin the Amazon delivery driver You're going to say Mom I don't know what to do Lie number two Say I'm hiding in some bushes Lie number three I got caught stealing a package off somebody's porch. Lie number four.

I thought no one would see.

And lie number five. They chase me down the street and I need you to come get me.

Okay, this sounds great.

Can you make yourself sound like you're frantic and crazy and all this stuff?

Yes, I came to sit outside so hopefully we can hear some wind or something.

I like it. Just make sure that you sound like the Amazon delivery driver that runs back and forth from the truck to my house for 8,000 packages for my wife.

I will be able to do that.

Hello?

Mom? Yeah? I don't know what to do. About what? I'm hiding in a bush. What are you talking about? I just got caught. I was stealing a package off of a porch, and I didn't think they would see me. I don't know what to tell you. They chased me all the way down the street, and I'm just in this bush. Why were you stealing a package? Because it's almost Riley's birthday. It's a bounce house. so give it back just walk up to them and give it back like I didn't do anything leave it where you're at can you come get me where are I have to get your kids in 10 minutes where are you at I'm in Livonia I don't know which street I'm on how am I going to get you if you don't know where you are I don't know I'm in this bush and they're looking for me i don't know what to do where is she do you see her around here

is she over there what are you talking about wait there's a lady i'm looking for a lady that that stole a package off my my porch i haven't seen any ladies how about you ma'am did you see anybody can you listen for breathing i can't i can't hear any breathing all i hear is the birds It's chirping. Oh, there she is. Hey, you.

Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

I want my package back.

Give him the package. You can have it. I'm sorry.

Why were you taking my package?

Some of you were picking us up in your drunk house. It's almost my son's birthday, and I really didn't think you guys were home.

But still, though, that's mine. I paid for it. You didn't pay for it.

I'm sorry. You can have it.

I can have it. Yeah, I can have it. It's my package.

To be very careful, I'm stupid. I'm in a stress mode.

Who are you on the phone with?

My mom. Let me talk to her.

I think we should call the cops.

Hello?

Hi. She's in an absolute panic. She just made a really stupid decision. Please don't call the cops on her. I will do anything you want as long as she's giving it back. She's going to be in a lot of trouble when I come grab her. So why should she steal from my kid for her kid? I don't know. I don't live near there. I'm not justifying it. It's not okay in our family. It's not something she has a history of doing.

Here, I'll put you back on with her. You can talk to her. If you punish her, then I won't worry about calling.

I promise you I'll punish her. I'm 46 years old. She's never done this before. Okay. She's talking multiple levels right now. I'm really, really sorry.

All right. Here she is. Okay. Thank you.

Hello. So I'm in Michigan. Do you have any idea where you're at? No, but what about the kids? You already knew John was covering for the kids for the birthday. You don't need to steal the kids. He doesn't care. It was just a really cool-looking bounce house, and there's no cars at their house, so I just thought they weren't home. But, Caitlin, that's a felony, honey. That's over 50 bucks. That's not even funny.

Hey, Mom.

Yeah.

This is actually not some guy looking for his bounce house. This is the Mojo in the Morning show.

You're f***ing kidding me.

And Caitlin had you on five lies to tell your mom she's not a thief.

She's not. I would have f***ing killed her. You still might. I love you. It better be f***ing worth it.

She won you a prize.

Give her a prize.

It's a bounce house. Exactly.

Be honest, Mom. How fast were you driving? 51 and a 35.

Oh, no. Slow down. Slow down. Drive safe.

Oh, I'm good now.

It's Mojo in the Morning. Five lies to tell your mom.

What are you doing in the morning? Going to be running on fumes today. I'm not, like, I don't think that my coffee has enough caffeine in it. I'm staying up late last night. I actually went to bed at like 11.30, which normally my bedtime is no later than 9 or 9.30. And then I kept the television on and woke up in the middle of the night and then started watching some of the election coverage. It's Mojo in the morning. We have an update on that coming up here in a little bit. Wayne County is now starting to come in with more votes. And it looks like that actually could be good news for Slotkin. So we'll have details coming up here in just a little bit. Everybody went out and voted. It was weird that we all did that. We all went out and voted on Election Day, and none of us did the early voting. Because when you looked at the numbers in both Michigan and Ohio, the numbers of early voters was the biggest that we've ever had in all the years of having an election. and then also around the country the the numbers were so big too but we all waited and i think it's either we're just all procrastinators because i still have no you like i like the process i like

the process i like having the ability to go in and especially like with this being my first opportunity to take josiah i wanted him to see that process and to do that with me so it's so

important to me to bring the kids to show like set the example and show them and explain to them

the whole process i think that's awesome did you not so josiah never went with you earlier like he

never went to you four years ago at all no i don't i think was he seven or six no i don't i don't

think he went with me at that time um i actually got to take my son who was voting for the first time which was a really cool process and it was wild because when we walked in um i remembered that my dad took me voting for the first time and took me to the school that we all went to, which this is the school that Joe and Jacob went to that we voted at yesterday, which Luke did not. He ended up going to the Catholic school. So I was trying to explain to him. I'm like, oh, this is kind of cool. We're going to do it in the gymnasium, you know, that they have there. But they cheered for him. It was awesome. That's cool. It's like first time. I actually jokingly said, first time voter, long time American.

can i ask you guys a question do you share like kev did you share with josiah and mojo did you share with luke who you were voting for specifically or did you just like go together

um he i think already knows because i think he he sees and hears his mom and i talking a lot yeah okay so i think he kind of has an idea same here yeah he knew

so it's funny because with lucy and smith they're so interested they've been so i feel like invested in the election because youtube unfortunately played all the ads for like the past year um but also i make it a big deal to take them and like i said like explain to them like the voting process and why we vote and especially how cool it is as a as a female to vote because it hasn't been that long since mom has had the right and other women have had the right to vote But so I like take them with me. And like you said, Mojo, the poll workers at the school that we were at were awesome. And they were so excited that Lucy and Smith were there. And there was really nobody else there when I went. I went at a great time. But I take them into the little booth with me. And I was explaining why I was voting for, you know, certain ones. But then I saved the presidential election for last. And I made them turn around when I was casting my presidential vote. because they tell everyone everything and that is just something that I wanted to keep private and so I was explaining to them I'm like some people are very big and bold with you know their their choice they put out yard signs or they wear hats or t-shirts or whatever and I'm like mom just thinks that that's a really private choice and um you guys they bugged me all day yesterday trying to figure out who i voted for for president because they were so miffed that i wouldn't tell them um and it was to the point where last night everybody in the house was watching obviously the election results come in and they were both on either side of me and they were like smith she smiled that means she voted for trump or they'd be like smith her eyebrow moved she she totally voted for kamala i know like they were trying all night to figure out who i voted for

because i would not tell them is it so it isn't it sad that we have to like in this i remember it seemed like it started in 2016 when trump uh start and ran the first time that people did not want to tell other people who they voted for because they felt like they were getting judged because i used to every other election i would even talk on the air about it and we would talk about it well and i feel like this elect these last elections you can't without having people

that that that get mad at you and not even that and that was one of the things that i explained to them i said you know be mom working in media like i don't feel comfortable with people knowing

who i voted for i i will tell you this us working in media i don't feel that i should tell somebody who or who they should not uh vote for like i i know that that sounds weird because i mean we are we listen i don't tell like i i don't tell my i didn't tell luke who i wanted him to vote for jacob or joe like i don't i and i know some parents that do that with their kids yeah like luke was telling me some of his his buddies um luke actually was telling me many of his buddies were voting for trump because on college campuses they all watch you know the uh and listen to theo vaughn and joe rogan and all these different podcasts yeah and so they they got exposed to that and he said that there were a couple of his friends whose you know parents were not did not like trump and they were pissed and they said to them they said to him don't come home if you're going to be voting for it and i thought that myself i'm like i just think it's so sad that

you tell your kid that they can't come home if they're voting for it yeah that's sad that's sad i agree with you in that standpoint but i do feel like um it is i feel like it is sad that we can only say so much or that we should only say so much because obviously you're gonna piss off one half or whatever the case may be but i do think we lose a piece of honesty yeah and i think if you say everything you know with love obviously we're gonna have differences no matter what we're talking about whether it's a movie whether it's a football game i don't think politics is any different but we have recommendations for everything in this world and we are so okay and so vocal with recommending anything else but when it comes to politics all of a sudden you can't

recommend somebody to vote for somebody can i tell you why that is though kev you share your opinion because i believe this is why i believe that because people have said that to family members i will not talk to you ever again or friends i will not respect you as a person because of i disagree so much with what you're doing and i think that i think you and i and every shannon and Megan and Lydia and KP and Zach are not that type of people but the problem is there are those people out there and I think that is I just think that that's tragic

we are aligned in that

thought and I also think this I literally think this first off I think yesterday was a very very sad day for many people 50% of America and then there's 50% of America that yesterday to them was an

answer to a prayer or that was their happy day more than 50 well obviously by the by the results i mean you know what i mean but i remember listen i remember back and by the way i really pray that there's no violence because i honestly i was ashamed by what took place uh last election on january the 6th i think that was a horrifying thing that should never happen in our country but I think it's just as horrifying that people will not talk to another person because of that and I think honestly Shannon for your kids I think they should know who you vote for because I think that you are a smart woman and I think that Lucy and Smith should say you know what my mom is smart and this is who she voted for and if I don't know they asked me if I would tell them

someday and I said yes I said but when you were little we would talk about it because they didn't understand and now they're at an age where they understand some things but not others and there are lots of questions and I was just like it was so quick I was like I'm trying to just like this is a this is a lot of discussion and so I just said in the future we will always talk about this but for today mom is choosing to keep that vote in particular private see I wish parents

wouldn't for like almost any age I understand when they're little and you're explaining the process i i totally get that but i think there's too much influence especially on young voters to follow norms that are established by the people they trust and they're not always thinking for

themselves and there's too much pressure yeah my goal with them yesterday as it was as it has been every time i've taken lucy especially because she's gone with me for a few different elections is to just show them we live in a country where we have a right to vote and in some countries that's not the case so it's so important no matter how busy your day is i was like today we have swimming we have this we have this we have this and mom is still making sure to make time to go

out and vote and i think it would be different if parents taught like this is how you research and this is how you make up your opinion versus this is what we do and i wish they would teach more

about how you choose to vote do you know though do you know that's interesting that you say that because i saw a statistic that they did yesterday on one of the news channels that said that uh More than 80% of people vote where their parents were voting. So your family plays a lot of part. Do you know what's funny about my family? I've got three kids in my house. I know exactly how Jacob voted. I know exactly how Luke voted. I don't know how Joe voted.

I'm not surprised by that.

Honestly, I don't know if Joe voted. I don't know. You know what I mean? I'm assuming he voted because he told me that he did, but I don't know who he voted for. And honestly, he doesn't talk to me about politics. One of the things about Joe, Joe does not. Joe, politics to him is cringeworthy. And the problem is he's been around for divisive political times. Like I feel like, honestly, I don't remember. I'm older than you guys. No way. Believe me. But I know dicks. And you too, man. You're a dick too. Wait, I didn't do anything. I'm supporting you. But no, but let me say this to you. first ballot with a stone and it's crazy i didn't do anything you know what i didn't have the right to vote too back in the day i was i know i but i know i i but i don't know what i was going to say but i was going to say that honestly that i think that uh i think it's crazy i think we're all waking up this morning and i'm going to say this to our listeners i don't care who you voted for or i don't care if you know if you are uh somebody that is happy as hell today or somebody that is sad as aaron who was on with us 30 minutes ago if you didn't vote i'll be pissed off at you because then you have no right to be anything you know you you gave up you you know a chance like not voting would piss me off more but lisa you wanted to make a comment what's going on

hey good morning um so yeah i'm a waitress and it's so hard to tell people you know like who you're voting for you know because they judge you and then you might not get a tip you know uh You can't really talk about it. You know, a lot of my regular customers, I've been working there for over 20 years, and a lot of my regular customers will tell you, you know, they're voting for so-and-so, and you know, but you just can't, like, say anything, because people just judge you too quickly.

And if that, by the way, means you get a tip or don't get a tip, man, people are so small-minded. Yeah. But you're right, though. I get it. It cuts into, you know, your livelihood. Emily, what's going on?

um so i have an eighth grade son and he had a friend over yesterday and i said my aunt and i asked them you know did you guys do like a mock election remember in school yeah and i they're like what's a mock election we're like like you vote for the what president you want and you see who wins Thank you. when's the school vote yeah and they're like we've never even done a mock election what are you talking about they acted like i was super old yeah and this is honestly something that i would

hope i i really would hope that that would be high schoolers next year yeah parent but here's the thing though and honestly this is something that if i if i'm trump going into the white house he's got to stop the rhetoric of of of you know the the bs and he should be going back to hey you know let's reach over to other sides i hope and pray he does that i hope and pray that joe biden today comes out and says hey you know what i'm gonna be good with him i got i want to see these guys get back to a point where remember the remember the days when you would when you would see george w bush ronald or uh george w bush um bill clinton and obama walking down a hallway together and they were laughing and having fun like we need to get to that only time you gonna

see that now is if a president die well they show me tiktoks that are like of donald trump making like funny jokes and all this and i said i sat them down because i have one that's 16 so he's closer to voting and i said this is not what presidency used to be yeah like it we need we need change and you guys need to start watching it now even though you're only in eighth and tenth

grade i think a big part of that though is we put too much criticism on teachers for trying to teach how elections work and saying that there's too much influence in the classroom or whatever so I think it's sometimes easier just to avoid it altogether than to try to teach that aspect of it.

I don't know if that's the right way to go about it. I think too often we take the easy approach of just not doing nothing. And I think it's wrong.

That's wrong too. You got to figure it's got to be a happy medium. I remember I had teachers that would tell, tell us you should vote for something. Like I had teachers that would sway us to who to vote for. But if I told them I wasn't going to do it, they never held it against you. You know what I mean? Or whatever. Like, I think that sometimes people say, well, I don't think a teacher should tell you that. I honestly think it would be good to have a teacher tell you who they're going to vote for, as long as they're not holding it against you if you disagree with them, you know? What's up, Erin?

Hi.

What's going on?

Good morning. Hey. So yesterday, my daughter is 16, and I always make it, I can't think of a word, But I always make make an effort, I guess, to take her to the pool because not only is she going and she is like seeing the whole process, but we also sit down and now she is of age to really understand, you know, like she saw each different category and then she didn't realize how much is actually on there. And so I went over with her that I vote for certain things, and you shouldn't vote for something that you don't know each person. So, like, obviously I voted for president, and then the back of the ballot, I voted for that. But the proposals are so in-depth that reading it, you don't always understand it. But we just kind of talked about it and went through it so that she understands it more. When we went, she, yeah. So she kind of was like, I don't want to vote, Mom. I don't have any interest in voting. And I told her that that was wrong. And I said, well, that might be because of school. Because when she goes to school, you know, everything is in your face.

I wanted to vote because of school. I feel like kids are getting dissuaded by their schools to vote. Can I tell you something? Your daughter's voting in the next election. You understand that? In two years from now, she's voting in that election. She's going to be 18.

Yeah, exactly. And what's funny is they actually thought that she was of age to vote. So they kept asking her, you know, to fill out your stuff, like, to go through the whole process. And I kept having to tell them that she can't vote again. So I think taking her yesterday, she wants to vote now. Good. You know that— Because it was so possible.

Good for you, Mom. I think that's awesome. By the way, can I tell you something? Yesterday, I voted next to a woman who is 30 years old, and it was the first time she ever voted.

No way.

She felt like this election was that important that she decided she would register and go vote, which I was shocked by that that would be the case. But this was an election, though, that to her, she's like, I had to get a vote. And they were cheering my son for being a first-time voter. They started cheering her, and she says, this feels so weird, and then told her story. What's up, Steve?

Hey, Mojo. So I totally can agree with what Gavin is saying, how frustrating it can be to not be able to talk about all of your opinions, especially when you're... a public figure but i've been a pastor for 20 years and part of my challenge is i don't tell my people who i'm voting for because i'm a safe space for them and i believe the show is a safe space too like you guys have this great opportunity to create feel-good moments joy unity togetherness and for as frustrating as it is to not be able to maybe bring our full selves to every moment i'm really glad that this could be a place where you guys bring people together rather than driving

them apart well i'm going to say this if you look at the ratings that we have on the show it's no doubt that people are looking to us to give them a sense of something to laugh about and not be pissed off and frustrated with and we're listen today's day after an election obviously we're going to discuss it but i want our show to be a show that when you listen to this show you don't feel that any comment that you make is going to make you look dumb or uneducated or you're going to be better than another person and i think we do a good job of that and it's just a shame though that you can't do that and do some other stuff i agree with you on the safe space i think that you're right this is a you know church is a good place to go to and be able to talk but i also feel like if you somebody came to you and said that they were voting for the person that you didn't vote for you're not going to say something to them like don't ever come to my congregation

again right no absolutely not and i think for us we work with our kids we have four kids try to teach them both values not necessarily for a party out of blind loyalty well i'm going to

tell you this to you that if you look at our text messages i mean going crazy you got uh you got people that hate on you then you got people that hate on you know love on you i think when we talk

about safe space though and maybe it's just how i interpreted my man sir pastor it seems always that it's one-sided like a safe space has to be on both sides our listeners have to we have to have the safe space for our listeners to understand that we may have certain opinions that don't align with theirs but to extend grace in both directions yep and just because i may have a different opinion doesn't mean i hate you it doesn't mean you have to stop listening to the show like let's

just have a safe space yeah both directions i don't think that either side knows fully all of the issues that the other side believes in and because people won't have discussions you can't figure that stuff out yeah and because there is a lack of discussion about politics because it is so problematic right now how mean it gets quickly where it's not a discussion of well I'd like to challenge that belief and that's why I feel this way it's just name calling and derogatory divisiveness i think a lot of people lack the knowledge of everything that's going on in our country and i think that's and i understand why we don't talk politics but i do feel like that's a

a disservice to people well it's because we have too much fragmented media and stuff like that you know we have too many too many people it's not it's not reporting sometimes as much as it's opinionated opinions and honestly I think we all you know I wish we could all go back to the day where we put our our uniform on our team colors on and our team colors is the United States of America you know I mean we're all we're all one but unfortunately I don't know if it ever will

be that way I hope it will and in the meantime Lucy's like blink twice if it was Trump that's what i'm wondering wiggle your nose i'm trying to figure out who shannon voted for shannon what's happening in the 30 guys it's kind of crazy okay so we all know by now that former president donald trump has officially won the presidential election getting enough electoral votes to become the second president in u.s history to serve non-consecutive terms Grover Cleveland was the first way back in 1892.

I want to thank the American people for the extraordinary honor of being elected your 47th president and your 45th president.

So Republicans will regain control of the Senate for the first time in four years, also take control of the House. Now, the the big race in Michigan right now that all eyes are still on is for Senator Alyssa Slotkin is now leading Mike Rogers. That has changed just from last hour. Ninety nine percent of precincts reporting. I mean, man, oh, man, this is separated by two thousand one hundred votes at this point. And then down in Ohio, the big race that all eyes were on was the race between Cleveland businessman Bernie Moreno and his defeat of Democratic U.S. Senator Sherrod Brown to help shift control of the chamber there to the Republican Party.

the first Latino to represent the state of Ohio in the Senate.

Can we go back to the days where we just hate Wolverines? I'm sorry. Go Green. Me, Buckeyes?

Go White. Tom Brady.

Actually, that's it. It's one thing we all can agree on. Both Wolverines and Spartans hate the Buckeyes. Go ahead.

Tom Brady sharing a very cryptic message on his Instagram story yesterday about falling short amid Giselle Boonson's pregnancy announcement. He posted a quote that was spoken by Theodore Roosevelt. It's one of my favorites, actually. And the quote is, it's not the critic who counts. Oh, my goodness gracious. Let me start that again. How do you mess up your favorite quote? I know. It's not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes short again and again because there is no effort without error and shortcoming. And that statement wraps up by supporting the man who fails because if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So he's holding this quote on like this little like piece of metal or whatever. And people are like, is he talking about his marriage? Is he talking about his relationship with Giselle? What is he talking about? But definitely a big statement there. And lastly, Kristen Cavallari on her Let's Be Honest podcast admitting five weeks after her very public breakup, she is ready to jump into the dating pool again.

I'm having people reach out to me right now and I've had a couple like big people in Hollywood reach out to me. Say their name. God, I would love to. But there is nothing in me that wants to go out with these people. Whereas three years ago, I would have been like, okay, yeah.

Says she will only did a man who's been snipped, by the way, because she does not want any more children. She also shared on that same podcast episode that Britney Spears texted her after she talked about the conspiracy theory that Britney and Kanye West have clones. Kristen and Britney met, by the way, at Britney's Las Vegas residency back in 2014.

Britney sent me a text, and I'm not going to read it. I would love to read it. Just take my word on that. Why would you love to read it? Because I know why you'd love to read it. It was a bit of a roller coaster. And it was so, it was like, no, that's Britney Spears. Nobody can fake that. Or it's the Britney Spears that's put out to us right now. Because it was like one big run on sentence. Oh, it's her clone. Her clone let me know that she's not a clone. That's a red flag. Only a clone would say something like that.

So Brittany actually reached out to her to say, it's me. I'm not a clone. Let's meet up, you know. And I guess Kristen Keller texted her back and was like, okay, I'm not in LA, you know, a ton. But when I come in December or on the holidays, I'll let you know. And then she got ghosted. But Brittany never responded. For all of today's Dirty Ketchup on the podcast, on the free iHeartRadio app or MojoInTheMorning.com.

Celebrity Dirt, directly from the source. It's Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

We are going to do a contest here now for Jelly Roll tickets. Are you ready? I am ready. Are we going to stream this thing? I don't know if I want to be caught on video with my nose inside somebody's hole. No, you got to go all the way in, man. I don't know if this is... I mean, listen, I got to tell you something. Last thing in the world I need is that coming back as evidence. Hashtag Diddy. Oh, Lord. How did you prepare for this moment? Great question. So can I tell you? This is bad. I took some Afrin this morning. What is that? Oh, I love that. To clear out my note, because I had a little bit of congestion. And I wanted to make sure I was free and clear. So I called Dr. Warner, and I said to Dr. Warner, he's my official doctor. who's also many women's gynecologists.

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And I said to Dr. Warner, I go, Dr. Warner, I've got a little bit of a congestion issue and I need my nose. Like, you know what this is like? This is like when Jared Goff like hurts his hand or something, knock on wood, he doesn't hurt his hand and he's got to like play a game. They might give him a shot or something into his hand, you know, like a little cortisone. A little. I shot a little in my nose because I needed my nose for this morning for this contest.

You can only take it for so many days And then they tell you to stop It's like 40 to 72 hours There's like people who have real addictions And I get it Have you ever taken Afrin? No I've never heard of it Oh my god it's like a miracle little spray

Open the door will you please And then test the microphones Because we gotta test the microphones for this thing You get a little buzz when you take Afrin Good morning Sounds good Kev you sound great What's up beautiful people Look at that Who's got the smelliest hole Alright Is the other mic working too Is there another mic there Is this one working Alright here we go We got two mics working God, it sounds good. Mark, thank you to Mark, by the way, our engineer. What a guy. By the way, I'm putting Mark in my next contract. I want that guy official show member because every single day he's needed for us. And if we move to this new studio and don't have an engineer like Mark there, I literally will lose my mind. All right, here we go. It's Smell My Hole for Jelly Roll. Hey, what's up, y'all? This is Jelly Roll, and you're listening to Mojo in the Morning. I love this contest. What a great idea. So this morning, we have, what, three people, right? Three contestants that are going to be smelling their hole?

Looks like only three out of the ten shot up. Are you kidding me? Okay, that's all right.

That's all we need. That's all we need. All right, all right. I don't need many holes.

Mojo's like, yes.

I don't know about you. I've been married for 30 years. I've only had one hole for 30 years.

Okay, you can't say that. Not even on your birthday? Huh?

all right hold on one second hold on zach can you do me a favor would you switch spots with me and you can have fun with this you can play like music underneath or whatever you want to do but i'm going to work how can i hear can i hear this all right good all right do you need headphones

oh we need that we need that bed that game so bad okay hold on that's a good one why do we need it

when we got Megan.

That's true. Oh my God, that's going to be stuck in my head all day.

Why did I not know that you have the special talent of being able to do that? How about that? Is that it? No, that's not it. Hold on. Hold on. This show has jumped the shark. Hold on a second here. Yeah, but you could have said that 48 hours ago. Yeah, I know, right? All right, here we go. Here we go. No, I got it. I got it right here. Ready? Yeah. Oh, this is good. This is a good one here. Look what I found. No?

That's not it either, but that's not it either. No, no, no, I got it. Hold on.

No. Is it that or is it? Or is it? No, it's not that.

What the heck?

Where is it? I had it here.

Oh, I know this one. This is a good one, though, too. Let's just go with this one. That one's good.

No, I'm telling you, I got that fatty. Hold on, stand by. He's determined. You brought that up and I got it here. Hold on a second. How's everybody doing today? Good?

Great.

It smells like hash browns out there.

The belly, oh my God. And nobody's ordered hash browns, did they? That means that's the buttons. Are you ready? That's the holes. You're ready for you.

All right, all right, hold on.

Wait, I have questions. Can we talk to these people first?

Yes, yes. Okay. We'd love to. All right, let me go out there. I'll get them and hold on. Zach, you can plug in here. All right. You plug in right there. I'm going to go out and smell holes.

So, because they're not going to be able to hear me. Mojo, the question I want to ask each of them is if they did anything to make their holes smell worse.

Come on in here.

They will be able to hear you. Oh, they will. Okay.

We're going to put it right here.

Oh, this is so professional. Let's bring this. A mic stand. Sorry, Mark.

Mark. Mark spent so much time setting this up. Mark actually put down, like, tape and everything, like this thing. Can you hear me out of this thing?

Yep, yep.

Okay. Sounds good. Can I sit in one of these chairs?

Yeah, you got to go low.

I got to go low? When the others go low, I go high. I go lower. I think you're going to have to go lower. All right, hold on. By the way, hold on. Give me a guitar here. What? I only talk to God when I need a stranger.

He did not sleep nor take his medicine. Or favor?

I don't think he goes on. He definitely did not take his medicine. songs all right uh come on in guys come on in uh first up for grabs here uh can i please get oh i don't have somebody give me the names with the the stuff marks on them well just introduce yourself

how are you what's your name go up to the microphone right here right at this one come on

into that micro look at those slippers uh your name your name is alexis henry are you from let me guess here right now i'm doing a psychic moment here are you from sterling heights oh my god How are you?

I'm great.

Okay, that microphone's not working.

Okay, no, you got to pull it down a little bit.

And twist it towards you, love.

Can you hear her?

Can we hear me? Beautiful. Just like that.

So, Alexis, can you please tell us a little bit about yourself?

I am 27. I work at a dispensary. I have three kids. Currently, another one cooking in the oven right now. Okay.

Congratulations. So, I'm spelling two holes today. Okay, don't say what, but just a yes or no. Did you alter the fragrance of your belly button to make it worse for today? Yes, I did. Okay, okay. Oh, no.

And I'm supposed to pick this based on who's got the worst smelling hole? That's what I thought. Yeah, so it's got to be who's got the worst smelling hole. Alexis.

tell me a little bit about this baby. How far along are you?

I'm a little over nine weeks. We're due in June. Okay. Congratulations.

That is my birth date month. Really? So, yes, I hope for a Gemini for you, okay? Thanks. And Alexis, tell us why you would let a stranger smell your belly button for Jelly Roll tickets.

Because I really want to go see Jelly Roll. You're a big fan. Okay.

All right. All right. Come over here. Did you sign the, you signed a waiver? Now, can you please tell me real quick? First off, what is your name again?

Alyssa.

Alyssa is one of our promotions people. One of the best. And she's showing off her belly button today. Did you see her belly button? Oh, she came ready. In there, does it say that they will not come back and sue Mojo for smelling their belly button?

Yes, it does.

Okay, good. All right, here we go. All right, Alexis, come on over here for a second. Alexis, I'm going to close my eyes when I do this because, to be honest with you, it's very awkward. But, okay.

You have an innie or an outie? I got an outie.

Innie. Okay, all right, here we go. Did you know that might change, right, Shanna? Yeah, oh, yeah. All right, here we go. Hold on, hold on. It was weird. Get in there. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Can I? Get in there real fast. Your nana, wait, hold on.

What's that? My nana told me to do it. Shout out to nana.

Your nana told you to make your belly button smell like a baby's booty. What are you getting down there, Mojo? What are you getting?

Notes of what? Notes of what?

I'm smelling, you know what it smells like, honestly? It smells like my belly button after I've played 18 holes of golf and walked 18 holes. No, it's got a little hint of, Shannon, you remember the smell that when your kid has been sitting in the diaper in the backseat of a car on a road trip? Oh, God. It's got a little bit of that hint.

It's been cooking in the sun back there.

So what did you do? Because you said you did some things to smell it up.

So my Nana suggested to me I use Limburger cheese. So I went on a hunt, and I found the cheese, and it's in my car, and it came in like a little brick, and I took a Q-tip and rubbed it in there.

Did you go to Nino's and get some Limburger?

I went to Meijer. Oh, you went to Meijer. All right.

Well, that's very nice. Well, thank you. I appreciate that. You're contestant number one. That is Alexis Henry from Sterling Heights. All right. Limburger. Contestant number two. Step up to the microphone. Please welcome Emma Bernard from St. Clair Shores. Hey, Emma.

Hey, Emma.

How are you? You got the sexy specs on.

Oh, it's more like four eyes, but I like that, too.

I love the glasses. Tell us a little bit about yourself.

I'm 30 years old. I work at an elementary school with special education kids. My dad is actually here for support over on the couch. Oh, that, too.

Generational buttons. Here we go. Hi, Dad. How you doing? What is your name? Oh, my God. Dad, by the way, looks like David Letterman. No facts. Yes, yes. He looks like David Letterman with the beard and everything, too. How you doing, Dad?

I'm doing good.

Are you okay with a strange man that looks like Santa Claus sniffing your daughter?

He's seen worse. No, not in the accent. You don't say.

Is that a St. Clair Shores thing? Dad, do you even understand why she's here today? Are you a fan of Jelly Roll? Oh, you got your shirt up.

I'm doing this for us. He's my best friend. Hell yeah. I love your whole singing debut, but his is even better.

Really? Let me hear you. Let me hear a little jelly roll, Dad. Can I hear a little jelly roll? Come right into the mic, Dad. You got this. We believe in you, Dad.

I only talk to God when I need a favor. Yes. Okay. He does look like David Letterman. It's throwing me off.

By the way, I think I'm a better singer than you. All right, come on over here.

Snip that hole. Snip that hole. Snip that hole. By the way. I'm sure you might remember me by.

Yes. My fans are excited here. Go ahead, yes.

Eight or nine years ago, there was a single mingle on the rooftop somewhere in Detroit, and I went to that. You guys were doing a Facebook Live recording the single mingle. I came up and walked on into it with my own pleasure invitation. And as I walked into it, you guys were like, oh, hi, who are you? And I was like, I'm Emma, because I was a little tipsy. And I ended up kissing Jack Black, the intern. Oh, my God. What a blast from the past.

Intern Jack Black, now famously on Dave and Chuck the Freak. Yes. All right, are we ready? I think so. All right, hold on a second. Hold on. That's right. Unzipping. All right, this is awkward.

Has the smell been altered?

Okay, hold on.

Has your natural musk been altered? Get in there, Mojo.

Oh, my goodness. Get deep. I got to be honest with you. I'm kind of enjoying that. Okay, all right. did you alter your belly button with?

Pickle juice, Worcestershire sauce, a cream cat treat, and poultry seasoning. Are you going

straight to work with the kids today?

I took the whole day off.

Those kids are going to be like, Miss Emma, why do you smell? What are you wearing? Like a cat. They would probably tell me that. Great job, by the way. Applause for everybody. That was excellent. All right, hold on. That's contestant number two. And last but not least, please welcome Ken. Is it Joan? Yes. Ken Joan from Commer. Yeah.

I have student loan debt.

Ken, so you're from Commer's. Tell me about yourself.

So first I want to give a shout out to my beautiful wife, the reason why I'm here today on this mission, Angie, and her beautiful sisters, the Thrashers. Shout out to Thrashers. I'm here to win for her.

Why are they the Thrashers? Explain that to me.

No, that's their last name. Oh, that was their nickname.

That was their nickname. I know. That was like, holy cow, man. This guy is a lucky guy.

Yeah, I got my three kids, and basically, you know, they're the only reason I'm here to have a six-foot white guy smell my belly.

Six foot two. Six foot two. Yeah, sorry. But no, but you know what? I think there ain't nothing wrong with this. I think this is bringing people together today. I think this is a wonderful moment. Nothing says America like you smelling his belly button. Yeah. By the way, our country had an election yesterday, and this is what we came up with. All right. So, question. Did you alter your belly button?

No, all natural. Just juice. Oh.

Fruits and berries. Bring it on over. Let's go. Come on. I want to see. Oh, he's unzipping. Oh, what's this thing? He's got a sticker. Hold on. Is that scratch and sniff? Oh, my gosh. Look at that belly button. Hold on. The microphone's going in time. All right. The mic in his belly. Oh, you altered that thing. There ain't no way. That thing's... You altered that thing. You are so full of baloney. Hold on. Speaking of that, is that baloney?

No, that's raking leaves.

That's raking leaves. He's maintaining. That's his smell.

Somebody call the thrashers and tell them that they need to wash this man's belly button.

No.

I can't believe it. Come on. Come on. No. Are you out of your mind? No.

Oh my God, that was unbelievable. All right, give it up for him. Yeah. All right, I'm walking over to you.

For everybody complaining on social media or on text, excuse me, about this contest, might I remind you, it was our boss's idea. This contest was our boss's very creative idea.

What are they upset with?

They said this is the most cringe thing we have ever done on this radio show.

Oh, believe me, this is not the most cringe thing that we've ever done. We've done way cringier than this.

But I do love that 586 said, I feel like Bonnie would love this contest. She would.

I think so.

She would.

All right. I don't know how good the radio aspects of this was, if it was good radio to listen to, but I'm going to tell you, it was fun smelling. Did you enjoy it? I did. I really did. All right. So here's the story. I don't know if I necessarily, am I voting this on the worst smell or am I voting this on who I think most I would like to see go

to the show. It's got to be the worst smell because that's what we said from the beginning. So it's got to be the worst smell. Yes.

Oh, this is not going to be a good situation. I don't know if people are going to be into this thing. Do you guys have a favorite before I know? I didn't smell yet. I know, but do you have a favorite though out of who you like and who you want to see go to the concert?

I think they all would deserve to go, but I mean, the dad and

daughter story is an amazing story by a nose by a nose i have to tell you no offense but emma's belly button was actually the best smelling out of all the belly buttons like honestly like emma you and your dad i mean you guys are a great story and i would love to send david letterman to go to the concert but unfortunately when she described what she put in there i was

like that's shepherd's pie baby apart from the cat's treats i was like i thought that smells good

it almost made me hungry like i almost got like seriously like we're gonna order breakfast after this um alexis and ken's was very close to each other as far as the smell was concerned like it was like almost the exact same smell until i went in for a second smell and the winner of our contest smell my hole for Jelly Roll is Ken Joan from Commerce, Michigan. He's drinking, he's smoking, he's hopeless, but he's like, he's so...

Yours smelled like rotten a-hole, my friend.

That was the plan. That was the plan.

I was already two days in before you thought of the contest, so that was the game. You wait a second.

Take a shower, bro.

Who's going to the concert? There's a pair of tickets.

My wife.

And she's taking what? Me? Oh, she's taking you. All right, good. I love it. Before the concert, will you go and hang out with Megan? She's going to be hanging out at the Cambria, inside the Cambria at?

We are going to be at Chibo in downtown Detroit. This is going to be so much fun. So we're doing happy hour from 4 until 6. And ladies, I know you didn't win tickets. I am giving away a pair of tickets tonight as well. So if you have tickets and you're coming downtown and you want to get a good parking spot and get ready for the show, 4 to 6. We're going to have drink specials. The food there is amazing at Chibo at the Cambria Hotel downtown. And I will be giving away a pair of jelly rolls. And it's going to be a nice night. Head up to the rooftop too. Go back and forth. Yes.

So Alexis and Emma, you guys can go there and you don't have to have a smelling thing. You can go and just hang out with Megan.

Yeah, take a shower.

Congratulations, Ken. Ken's got tickets. Hey, what's up, y'all?

This is Jelly Roll and you're listening to Mojo in the Morning. I love it.

All right. We're going to give you a chance right now to win tickets to go see. I'm sorry. No, it's not. I don't know why I'm doing that. I'm a little. Hold on a second. I'm disoriented.

I'm not saying he's dizzy. I'm a bit of a leg.

Wait a second.

Do you need to wash your face?

No. Can I ask a question? A wipe? Ken, did you just, like, drug me or something with that belly button? We're going to give you an opportunity to win a trip to Florida, 844 Mojo Live. What's going on? How you doing, Adam?

Hey, Mojo, what's going on? I just wanted to say, don't listen to the haters. I thought this contest was fantastic. This is awesome.

Will this finally get me into the Radio Hall of Fame? I'm hoping.

It should. If it doesn't, I mean, I'll throw a fit for you.

Oh, thank you, buddy. Appreciate you calling up, and thank you for the nice words this morning. I love Mojo. Of course. All right, Mojo in the morning, what's going on? Kudos to Mojo. Miranda, what's up?

Hi, good morning.

Good morning.

I love you guys so much. I listen all the time, but this morning I was gagging so bad I almost ran off the road and I had to turn the radio off.

Oh, it's bad. I know.

Could have handled it. I can't even imagine doing what you just did.

Can I tell you that this is going to be a really tough contest to explain to my wife, Chelsea, because I didn't tell her anything about it.

You need a shower.

You know what? Maybe. Or maybe some dude wipes. You know what? I'm going to use those dumpkin dude wipes that smell like pumpkins. So thank you for calling. Let's go. All right. Let's go. It's Mojo on the Morning Show. Got a good show for you. The second half of the Mojo on the Morning Show. Coming up here in just a little bit. How many people have you slept with? And if the count is too small, is that a bigger red flag than if the count is really large? I don't know why it's large. Plus, second date update is coming up here in just a little bit. And I want to call out somebody who is friends with my enemy. And I'll do that this morning. Hold on.

Good idea.

Good idea. I'm going to wipe my nose off there. by the way these things do smell great do you have you tried one no no not here do they smell like pumpkin spice yeah here throw one these are pumpkin spiced uh dude wipes here there you go

it smells good doesn't it the bathroom except i just did my damn this smell like big red like I like that gum. It does.

Yeah, it smells like cinnamon. I like it. That's best. Target, Dunkin' Spice Target.

Do they still make Big Red? They probably do.

That is such a great gum.

All I've seen is extra out here, to be honest with you. I haven't seen Dumbo, man. I haven't seen juicy.

Mojo in the morning, hello. Is this Sarah? Good morning. Sarah, you're now in the running for a trip to Florida. Congratulations. Congrats, congrats. Hang on the phone, and we're going to get you set up with a $50 cash card. You're now qualified for a trip to Tampa, Florida, courtesy of Visit Florida. Awesome. Have you ever been to Tampa, Florida?

I have not.

Have you ever been to Florida?

No.

See, I love this. This is somebody that I would love to see win, and we'll pick the winner on Friday, because I like the idea of giving you an opportunity for a first time of being able to go. If you win and you got only, it's actually a pretty good chance, one in five chance, you will win round trip airfare. You will have hotel stay at the Hyatt Place in Tampa, Florida. Daily breakfast for two. Riverwalk attraction.

passes giving you access to seven of tampa's most unique spots unlock tampa bay the hip urban heart of florida's gulf coast visit florida go check those guys out appreciate you guys at visit florida hang on the phone where are you from what uh listening area are you from lincoln park oh love lincoln park yeah by the way one of our biggest listening areas actually you know that more people in lincoln park listen to the war of the roses than any other city that's that's facts i believe it and they listen to it on our podcast you can go check out our podcast for that so hang on the phone for just one second okay all right thank you it's mojo in the morning the second date update war of the roses dirty on the 30 those are all the things that you can get when you listen to this radio show um megan yeah that's me the the question is how many people have you slept with and i'm not asking you that question i'm asking that as the name of the title of this particular podcast conversation that we're gonna have i'll tell you

if you uh throw on some game show music no i'm just kidding i was talking to my friends yesterday because we were talking about numbers um one of my girlfriends was saying you know there's a max to dating with your partner and how many people there i think the kids call it what how do you do fellow use the body count um i hate it i hate it i think the normal one is like a max but what i found super interesting was throughout this conversation she said that she also had a required minimum so she had a full range and uh who is she again one of my girlfriends okay yeah so when uh her max was 20 a guy could sleep with 20 women and she'd be okay with that um and but his minimum had to be five other women because she said i'm not messing around with somebody who who doesn't know what they're doing at this point really oh wait that's

interesting because you you do in your in your head like at least i'll be honest and i do like i i am kind of judgy about like a very high number which i'm thinking is why my husband will not tell me his number still to this day has not told me his number because i think it's crazy but also like you never really talk about a minimum of like what would be comfortable versus uncomfortable

for you and i liked her reasoning her reasoning was i need you to be with enough people who like different things to know how to switch it up until you find the right thing for me and i was like okay that's scientific girl is this girl single because if she is i've got friends she's in a uh a french situation ship okay so like i think she's having fun right now but like

nothing is super serious i remember one time i was on a date with a girl and i don't know how we got into this conversation but we have been talking for a while this was our first or second date and the body count number came up and she asked me i told her i asked her and she was like 50 and i was like wow i was choking my chicken but then i became 51

honestly honestly 50 would probably get me to go oh wow that's an interesting high that seems like a high number especially if she's only what in her 20s yeah but i then i would probably say wow she must have uh a lot of happy people out there although at that point i mean everybody obviously you want to make sure that you know you're not just having unprotected sex but with that said when you see that she's got 50 don't you where are you a little worried at all or no call me puerto rico the 50th day um can i uh can i ask go to this as a as a question have there been any women that are listening to the show that have ever met a guy that they knew that they were taking his virginity? Because I just don't see a guy saying, yeah, you're my first. And if a guy said that, I would think that you would think he was lying.

You know that song on TikTok that goes, she knows, and I think she knows. Oh, that's J. Cole, she knows. That's what we play in our head.

Really?

Yeah. No, we know.

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is our telephone number. So body count and the amount of people that they've had sex with is a high number and a low number a bad thing. Your thoughts on that? What's going on? Initial J wants to be voice disguised. Obviously, this is a very personal topic. What's going on?

Hi, my count is somewhere over 60, and my fiance's, I'm number two for her. And she said it might have been a third, but it was a drunk night. She wasn't sure.

Wow. Wait, so does she have any issues with you being over 50?

We've been together 18 years. She just learned this about... a month ago um she had a little bit of an issue with it at first but she seems to be all right

with it now how over 50 are you because i looked up at my call screen board and it said 70 that

seems like more than yeah it's probably right around that number you can't say over 50 that's over 60 on my 18th birthday my friends had made a joke that i had already exceeded 18 on my body

count wow would you guys sleep with a guy that's been with 70 plus women or honestly

i might be i don't know yeah i don't can i ask you a question though jay does it ever worry you that her number is so low and you guys are about to get married that she is going to have this thought one day of of oh i wish that i had explored a little bit more it does a little bit

But, I mean, she's kind of a different mentality. She's been the one that—we've been together since she was 19, so she didn't really have an opportunity, and she wanted to wait until she was, like, ready to get married to have checks for the first time.

Yeah.

I was more—I started really early in life. I lost my virginity at Cedar Point the summer before eighth grade. On a Magnum? Wait. Oh, my God. That's sad.

That's young. That's very young. Yeah.

I was—we were fooling around in line for the demon drop, and she said, Do you want to go out to my mom's car in the parking lot?

The demon dropped in it for you? You were like, let's get hot and heavy while we drive down to hell?

Jesus.

Where was your mom? She was inside the park when you guys went outside the park?

Yeah, she was in the park. We were on a school trip, and she was kind of around the parents.

Oh, my God.

And she went to her mom and said, can I get the keys to go get something out of the car? And took me with her, and it was like the best 32 seconds of my time.

the guy ended up losing his virginity in the parking lot of Cedar Point on his eighth grade Cedar Point trip. That's craziness. What's going on, Emily? How you doing? Good morning, guys. I'm great. How are you? We're doing good. So we were talking about this. Megan and her girlfriends were talking about the body count. Is a low body count a bad thing? It's not necessarily a bad

thing. Of course, nobody wants someone who's been with everybody, although some people are cool with but um i think you know baking cookies is something that you can teach the right person and oftentimes when we get with a new partner you've got to teach them what you like anyway

so i mean everyone's capable yeah what's the worst guy that you've ever been with

oh my goodness i think every girl has a guy that they wish they could take back

yes we do my stuff back dude i have i have one that i'm absolutely like what was i thinking

yeah that part same here uh this is way back when so it is not my husband but this guy he was a liar it turned out to be like through and through and he never told me that he was a virgin but i could tell in the moment and after we were done that he had no clue what he was doing because you know you kind of match motion the guy's doing stuff you're doing stuff he was doing nothing it was like a fish if you had have known

that he was a virgin would you have to slept with him

I don't think that I would have

so he said what he had to say to get it

interesting

that part and that's one reason why I wish I could take it back

we love you thanks for the call Emily

love you too have a great day

Whitney what's up it's Mojo in the morning oh that's like weird, bad phone. Say that again. Good. What's going on? How are you doing? I got you. Yeah,

that's way better. My husband has just a couple of people. I have quite a few. I'm going to name my number. And one of the best things like Emily said, training them is the best part.

And I've been married for 15 years. Are you not saying your number because he's listening and he

doesn't know your number oh he doesn't listen now no he knows my number by the way that's insulting that you just said that no he doesn't listen yeah what the hell he's at work and he don't get it

okay wow so so this is an odd one of or you know kind of interesting that uh the woman with the very uh higher number than the guy yeah yeah and i'm telling you the best like like emily said

The best part was training them.

All right. Sinjay, what's up?

Hello.

How you doing?

I'm doing great. I just want to say, when I met my wife, she already knew I was a hoe. How?

How did she know?

We met on a dating app that was more for sex.

Okay.

Yeah. And I've been with her for 13 years, and we've been married very happily for three. but She already knew my body count was through the roof. She told me that when she looked at me.

She could tell by how good you were in bed? You got, like, notches on you like a tree. Like a tree, you grow rings?

Do you just naturally bite your lower lip?

No. Nobody's trying.

You didn't get that one.

Question for you.

No, I got that, but no, I know.

I'm very good at what I do, and she didn't have to train me. She was very pleased. She already told me that she wouldn't let me go. She would shoot somebody over me.

Question. Most women kind of know the guys' names. Did you know all the girls' names? Like, could you name them all?

Yes. Really? Yes.

Ready? Go.

Just like that DMX song. It's between Angel, Tracy, Janika, Karnisha, Kaisha. You got an Isha thing. Valerie.

three uh here you stay on hold and i'm gonna come back to you the names from freak a leak you you stay there keep naming them and i'll come back to you in a second when you get through all of them what's up sam how you doing good how are you good what's going on not much um i met my

husband when i was 17 at my first job and that's the only man i've ever been with we've been together for 17 years married for seven we have three kids oh wow so do you ever wish though that

you had a higher number before you guys got together no i had two older sisters that were

eight and five years older than me and i watched what they did and i did not want to be like them

so i'm perfectly happy with where i'm at okay all right i like that so what what is it about them uh do they constantly scratch themselves around their privates or what do they got going

bad relationships they would both hook up with the same dudes and things like that and i i didn't want the same reputation they had you know there's a middle ground there right yeah there is but also i was the chubby unattractive kid in school who nobody really liked so i mean i met him and it just is the worked out sense there's no need to ever break up or not be together so well that's

nice you guys found love and that's beautiful let's go back to sinjane keep going sinjake keep

Hey, Sinjay, what's the most common name?

Which name has been repeated?

Honestly, Sarah.

Sarah. So we had a couple Sarahs. Yes. Do you call them Sarah 1 and Sarah 2?

Actually, everybody has a number by their name.

That's amazing. Oh my gosh, lucky guy. If you never get a call back, doesn't it really bother you? Have you guys had this happen to you where somebody just didn't call you back after a date and you're just frustrated by it? Do you want to know or are you going to-

I would want to know.

Yeah?

Yeah, absolutely.

Are there any that would not want to know? Anybody here that would say, I'd rather not know because I'm afraid that he might say something to me that might not be-

Honestly, there are days where I absolutely want to know and days where it's like, I don't need to cry more yeah i think no answer is an answer yeah so i don't want to know why if you

don't second date update text date to 95500 if you'd like to be on with us it's the second date update a mojo in the morning why are you not getting a call back we're gonna find out emma is getting ghosted how did you guys meet emma hey uh we met on hinge okay guys have gone on one or a couple of dates um we went on one date and it was a good date you liked him yeah and you said that uh in your submission that to us you said that you have been trying to get in touch with him but he's not returning even your text messages

yeah no i haven't heard from him i don't i don't really know we're gonna find out what's going on

on the phone with us right now is Raymond. Raymond, what's happening?

Hello?

Hi, Raymond. How are you? I'm doing good. Who's this? Good. It's Mojo. Mojo, Shannon, Kev, Megan, KP, Lydia. We're all just hanging out here right now doing a thing called the Second Date Update. Will you say hi to Emma? Hey. Hey. Do you remember Emma? Yeah. Okay, so you know at least that this is Emma who you've gone on a date with. And she's just wondering, is everything okay? She says she's been trying to get in touch with you, but she can't seem to get you to return any of her calls or texts.

uh yeah what's up emma

hey what's up i think that i i think that emma's just wanting to know is you're not calling back just that you're not interested and if so what's going on

uh well i think she was a little uh a little obsessive to be honest obsessive how well we went on our date and you know she she brought this like mental checklist kind of thing where um it kind of shows like everything she wants in a guy that's just a little unrealistic I think, like, she wants to have 6'4", blonde, blue eyes, big hands. And I just thought that was a little creepy, I guess.

She shared that with you. So, Emma, you shared it? Yeah. Why big hands? Why do we like big hands?

I mean, I feel like that should just go without saying why I like that.

Okay.

Are you any of those things?

Well, I'm 5'10". I have small hands. So it just kind of rubbed me the wrong way.

Okay. Were you bothered by that at all, Emma? It doesn't seem like you were because you want to actually talk to him still.

Yeah, I mean, I think we liked each other. And I just want to be clear. Just because I have that list doesn't mean you have to follow everything.

thing but you know first off the hands thing is bs i can say that from personal experience uh because i have big hands uh yeah uh i don't know that about you i was speaking about i do just make that very clear but also so you then raymond were put off by the fact that she has this list and you were intimidated by that or you think that that's over the top or like enough so to to not want to have even let her know that you're not interested anymore

yeah and she's already talking about introducing me to her parents it's like just a little too much too soon

how did that come

why do you want to introduce him to your parents already

I mean I just wanted something serious I thought Raymond could be the one potentially I know We've got the list thing Yeah, I like my list But I just thought I don't know, I don't want to make you feel Rushed, Raymond, but I Like you, I thought, you know, things could Actually, I don't know Go somewhere

What do you guys think is a bigger Issue The list, or that she's already After just going out with him once Wanting to introduce and bring the parents along

i mean i feel like the list is kind of normal but it's in your head yeah i will say you can't be so loyal to your list that you miss out on a potential love yes but also don't bring your list to the date and show somebody who doesn't match the criteria i also think it can be really

scary and intimidating to somebody on the other side of like you already think that they're the one and you want to fast forward this and introduce them to your parents and you're planning your wedding date and your children's names that's a lot i haven't even ordered like i just want to know what you do for a living and do you you know what's your favorite movie

oh well i just feel like she went through his trash can too to see what kind of shampoo he uses

kelsey what's up it's mojo in the morning second date update hi hi there um i was just calling in

to say that that list is kind of creepy um it would have creeped me you know it obviously

pushed him away so if a guy were to do this and pull out a list of what he's looking for in the ideal woman i think obviously every woman would probably go this is crazy yeah and i probably

would have gotten up and probably walked out the door are there something subconsciously though

that you have as a list no so you don't you go into every date going everybody's different everybody is different yes okay i like you what's up chels how you doing this is a listener chels

not my wife chelsea right no i do talk to you guys probably once a week okay i love it what's going on i would have i would have left that date the moment she pulled out the list i can't believe we're still doing that if you want to have a mental list that's fine you know still kind of high maintenance but you pull out a list like that and then you talk about meeting the parents like So obviously he's

He said he was, what, 5'10"? She wants some guy that's 6'4", this, that, and the other. So what are you doing settling for this dude after you just pulled out this laundry list of things that he does not meet the criteria for? Yeah, explain.

Emma, why are you looking past his height if one of the things on your list is that he's got to be, you know, a taller guy?

I mean, just kind of liked the conversation. I thought we had a connection. and maybe I could look past some of the things on my list.

It's almost like height doesn't matter. The person does.

Well, honestly, would you be with a guy that was five? Would you be with a guy that was five foot?

Yes.

You would.

No woman would have put up with that.

There's no way.

I absolutely would. That is so crazy to me to eliminate your potential perfect person over something as stupid as height.

You would tower over a guy. You would be fine with that.

I don't feel like height is a masculine or feminine quality. It just happens to be what it is.

I don't know. I think that there's a lot of women that judge guys based on height.

And I think that is stupid for women to do.

Irene. Ooh, okay. Irene, hello.

I think everybody's always like, she criticizes men for everything. No, girls, you're stupid too.

This is once where she's actually, I like that. Yeah. I, by the way, I have to tell you something. I love small girls, and that's obviously my wife, Chelsea, smaller girls. But once, I've often thought, what would it be like to be with a WNBA? I mean, come on. Uh-huh. What's her name from the Chicago sky? Little Angel Reese. Angel Reese. I like her. What's up, Irene?

Hi. I was just calling to say that I think that she has, like, really unrealistic expectations about relationships. I mean like One with all Like her list And then also Talking about meeting Or having him meet her parents Like on the first date That's weird That's a little much

Yeah I don't I think that It's interesting I'm always interested In things that people Will talk about on dates And they'll bring up On second date update I almost feel like You lose conversation Or don't know What you're going to talk about So you're like You know what I'm going to do I'm going to bring my list And I think sometimes you should run it by your friends first and see what your friends think like ahead of that and if you got a majority of friends that go eh maybe not a great idea but the parents thing is interesting like you guys have only gone out once and now you want the second time that you guys meet to meet the parents I'd be worried that the next meeting is I'm actually planning a wedding

can I say that one doesn't bother me but I cannot at any point defend her after what she started with

but the parents thing to me is not weird

if that's somebody you're close with and spend a lot of time with anyways.

Yeah. Emma, I'm sorry that we doesn't look like we're going to get another date out of Raymond.

I mean, that's fine.

That's all right. But I do know a couple of guys that are exactly what you're looking for. Zach is one of them. Would you like that? What do you think? I think Zach actually takes about three or four of those things on that list, Zach. I'm 6'2", if you want to call me. Zach is not blind. He can be. We'll dye it.

This is the home of the Dirty on the 30. Throwback, throwdown, second date update, and War of the Roses. This is Mojo in the Morning. Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

All right, kick off the show in the 8.30 half of the show. Actually, we're more than halfway done.

Oh, I get the official music.

Decision 2024. We haven't talked election in some time. So, Shannon and I will kick off with, obviously, that.

Well, by now, you have heard Donald Trump will return to the White House as our 47th president after getting enough electoral votes, excuse me, and 51% of the popular vote so far in this year's election. Only one state in the so-called blue wall, the state of Michigan, is actually still too close to officially call, although Donald Trump does have a narrow lead here in the mitten over Kamala Harris.

This will truly be the golden age of America. That's what we have to do. this is a magnificent victory for the american people that will allow us to

make america great again vice president kamala harris fell behind in several swing states that joe biden had won she actually sent her supporters home earlier this morning a couple of hours ago without addressing the crowd she is expected to speak and make a concession speech at some point today i don't know i will i will research i have not seen that she has yeah um but she will she

will be addressing America at some point today?

Looking at the exit polling, I don't know if you guys were watching the news last night. I was watching CNN and Fox News, and they do exit polling, which basically everybody that votes, I think they each, they look at like 1,000 people per cities that are voting, and then they do the exit poll. The number one thing was the economy. People are worried about how they're paying their bills. But it seems to me like her not pushing back and differentiating herself from President Biden in the last three and a half years hurt her the most. And that was something that a lot of the political people were saying last night. I saw it was at Dana Bash on CNN said when she was asked a question on The View where she said, how is this going to be different than Joe Biden? She said, it's not going to be any different at all. She showed a loyalty to Joe Biden that might have hurt her because many people, including they say many Democrats, ended up probably voting for Trump because they didn't want to have to deal with that again. Did you notice that Joe Biden was nowhere to be seen?

I didn't see him anywhere yesterday.

And honestly, where she got hurt too probably was she got hurt in Pennsylvania and he's Scranton Joe, man. He's the guy that, you know, he won Pennsylvania in such a huge way. And I wonder if not having him out campaigning for her might have hurt. And also, I wonder if not picking Josh Shapiro, the governor of Pennsylvania, might have been a detriment to the campaign. It'll be interesting to see what she says when she comes out and does interviews. We'll keep you updated on that one.

Brianna Chicken Fry said her ex-boyfriend, Zach Bryan, has blocked her and her Barstool Sports colleagues on Instagram. So if you're not aware, she co-hosts a podcast called The BFFs with her, I mean, boss, essentially, Dave Portnoy and TikToker Josh Richards. And they teased this song titled Smallest Man that is going to drop today. The song is speculated to be a diss track about Zach, which, I mean, it is. One Instagram commenter wrote, y'all aren't even brave enough to tag him in the photo. To which Brianna was quick to respond, writing, we are all blocked. And Zach has taken a brutal beating online for deciding to go public with their split last month. Yes, she was aware that they were no longer together. She was not aware that he was going to take it publicly so soon.

Quick question to KP. I've often wondered this. Who's better looking, Zach Bryan or Morgan Wallen?

Zach Bryan is not attractive. They're both unattractive. Really? But I think, oh God, that's really hard because I don't like their personalities either. So who's more attractive? I don't know.

I don't know. I think women love Zach Bryan though.

Let me say it. If he was working at Baskin Robbins, nobody would think he was cute. But because he has a guitar and gazillions of dollars and can sing, he's hot.

If you were to ask me whose music I like better, I'd say Morgan.

Really?

Yeah. I think Zach, he's a good songwriter, but the songs are too slow for me.

I was going to say that. I don't know Zach Ryan's music, and I'm listening to his music to pick this song for Shannon, which I hope this is a big song for him.

It is, but it's one of his slowest.

All these songs are slow that he sings. Is this a whole concert like slow or is it like...

It's kind of a couple's concert, not going to lie. I don't know. That is his big one. That is his big one. This is also a big one. What is his one called? Carolina Smoke Show.

Oklahoma Smoke Show. Oklahoma Smoke Show.

All right, and did you guys see what happened to Brad Pitt? No. This week? Holy cow. He was caught off guard when this woman grabbed his neck and slapped a big smooch on his face at the Mexican Grand Prix. Total stranger. He does not know this woman. He's there filming scenes for his new movie, F1. This fan runs over to him, pulls him by his neck, and kisses him while holding her phone in his face to capture this whole thing on camera. I mean, just so wildly inappropriate. I hate that. And an eyewitness said Brad is really great in these situations. He's very relaxed. He's never, you know, negative about fan interactions. But I guess he said, you know, at the end of the day, I'm appreciative of my diehard fans. I don't feel threatened. But a kiss on the cheek is sure a lot better than a punch in the face. So he took it in stride. That sounds like a Zach Bryan song.

Why are people doing this? I don't know. It's creepy. We would be very angry if this was reversed.

Yes But with that said Angelina Jolie was hoping That he would get strangled

I don't think you're wrong Probably For all of today's Dirty Catch Up on the Podcast On the totally free iHeartRadio app Or MojoInTheMorning.com

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What is the song?

i was listening this morning to bianca who does the overnight shift and i was uh listening to her on my way in and we played by the way who schedules the music on the station literally we played two artists on the station three artists we played in the course i i had it on so i was up i've been up since two o'clock in the morning i woke up and then turned on the tv and got you know into the whole political crap well i'm listening to the station and i remember the days when i I used to be music director of KRQQ Tucson, Arizona. Okay. For John Peake. And I would never schedule an artist so close to each other. I heard Sabrina Carpenter, like two of her songs within two songs of each other. The Weeknd, then two of the songs. And then Teddy Swims, like within two songs. Literally, we played in a 30-minute period, three artists.

They got popular songs.

I understand that, but isn't that against rotations? Don't we have a selector system, which is what I used to do? And it would always come up with a red flag that.

No, do you remember when Ariana Grande, was it Thank You Next that she dropped? And it had like four top ten hits that were playing like every couple of songs on the stations?

Yeah. I do remember that, but I don't remember it was so close. Call Tony. Will you call Tony Travato? I don't know why that went off No, call Tony Travato You talk to the PD I want to know why He Is allowing this to happen I would, seriously You don't schedule the music, do you? Because if you do, I don't want to throw you under the bus

Me? No, but you might be throwing me under the bus

Oh, really? Is the rule that you just played was hot? Is that the thought process? Is that it?

that is it there's a there's a whole nerdy process that really goes into it if you want me to get

into it but yeah i don't understand you it's almost like a math problem it almost made me feel like i was listening to an like a an out like a cd or or somebody's like artist like if i pulled up the artist on iheart app and it's just like ran song to song to song okay but just so i'm clear

you're mad that popular artists have popular songs no i we only play three artists on this

radio station oh here he is hold on santoni well hello mr program direct tony travato ladies and gentlemen what is happening tony i'm listening to the overnight show and i know you know i know there's not a lot of listeners in the overnight show you know it's usually people like me going to work at this early in the morning and i'm listening realizing that all the rules that i learned from john peak when i was his apd md were thrown out the window when i heard the weekend into sabrina carpenter into teddy swims into the weekend into sabrina carpenter

into teddy swims well we only played three artists on the station is that is that it so

where's doja cat i hear a lot of her crap where is that well we do play doja cat and shibuzi And Shaboozy.

So what's the question?

My question is, isn't that against the music rules?

Tom Pullman will have your... We just pick stuff out of, you know, put names and songs in a hat and just pick them out.

Oh, my God. By the way, I did hear... So I was listening. The reason why I was bringing this up, and I know this is a long way to say, I think I have a new favorite song. And I want you to know that it's one of those ones where Tony gets mad at me because I'll constantly tell him that this is my new favorite song, we need to play it more often. And then I go into his office, why don't we play that song more often?

And Tony goes, can I guess which one it is?

Go ahead.

The new Lady Gaga song.

Oh, good Lord, I hate it. I told Tony, I go to Tony, I go, what are you doing to this radio station? All these years of hard work that we've built making this station great and we're playing Lady Gaga on this station.

So what's your new favorite song?

This. I am obsessed with this Teddy Swim song. Yep, Megan's right. By the way, I am giving her credit. Hold on a second. Stop the music for just one second. Stop the music.

Say it again.

Megan is right.

Thank you. I believe I was also right about Chapel Rhone.

No, you were wrong on that one. Chapel Rhone. Although I think I'd rather hear Chappell Rohn over Lady Gaga.

This song is so good.

Teddy is going to be performing this at the Jingle Ball December 10th. Such a good song. Yeah, this is good. Is this song, is this a power A for us, Tony? I'm talking radio.

That would be in the C category.

Is it? Power do category. It's, it's, it's.

So that's a power new, we call them C's. Is that what we call them? That's right.

That math algorithm, power C's.

Shannon, did you ever want to be like a music director or APD? No? What did you want to do besides the morning show? Anything else? No, just this. Oh, okay.

To be honest, I didn't even really want to do this. Somehow I'm still here 20 years later.

I always wanted to, honestly, I wanted to be a program director. I really, I wanted, what Tony does for a living would have been a dream for me. Yeah.

What was that noise? What was that? Was that a goat? Yeah, you don't really. Oh, I thought it was one of his goats. Just be mojo.

Huh? Just be mojo. That's a good thing. I would love it.

You don't have the attention span, my dude.

You don't think I could be a program director? Oh, my God. We would do commercial free hours every hour.

That's right. Have you seen Tony's Outlook calendar? Yeah. You could never. No offense.

If I was, every weekend we would have a weekend. have a weekend it would be like uh uh i'd bring back no panties thursdays and stuff like i don't know no like i would make us we would do like crazy contests and stuff like that every weekend

do the hot girl check-in remember that remember tic-tac used to do that yeah yeah tic-tac used

to back in the day you guys i remember that tic-tac was uh was nights and tic-tac would do hot girl oh here you go ready hot girl check-in I think he had some kind of music bed or something like that, that he would do that. And, or, hold on. No, it was like something like this. Yeah, I would do it. Well, Tony, that's all I needed from you.

You were just trying to throw me under the bus. Don't worry about it, Tony.

All good. No, I was trying to, can I ask our listeners this question? Can I do a little music research for the listeners? If we can only play one artist forever for the rest of our lives, and then the caveat to that is and then one artist we can never play for the rest of our lives. Who would be that artist? Who would be your good and your bad? So what do you think? Shannon, who would be the artist you'd play forever and who would be the artist that you'd never play ever again?

Oh, God. I don't know who I would play forever. I mean, and my bad, my easy answer would have been Eminem, but I'm starting to like Eminem.

His new stuff. His newer stuff

Old M&M would be my bad

You don't like the You don't like the old M&M stuff? Oh my god I love it

But yeah I'm just not a fan And that's not new information I'm trying to think of who my best

You only like Houdini and things?

Yeah I like his newer stuff

What about you Kev? Who would be yours?

Easy, give me Kanye For us to play all day Variety of songs He can get the R&B bag Especially if we go into his producer category As a cheat Then we get an old breath of music Who would you never play? I would never play This is just because I don't listen to them on the regular anyway But I would be okay never hearing a Taylor Swift song

Boy you just got a fan in me I like that What about you Tony? Do you have one?

I do I only hear Taylor Swift from now on

and you never play Kanye

yeah exactly just to go against I like Kanye but just to go against I love it what about you Megan

who would be yours are we going for ratings or personal

preference no you're well you always you always tell us your favorite songs and I guarantee you they're not for ratings purposes I know

because if it was non-stop like just for personal it would be Harry Styles but if it was for ratings it would either be Taylor Swift or Beyonce yeah I wish we played more throwback Beyonce's and then never play again would be tate mccray oh why do you not like tate mccray i like her as a person

a whole heck of a lot yeah uh not super into her music i have mine i would play it would be m&m for the artist that i would always play because i always feel like whenever we play them people get excited you know they they they love their local boy and never again katie perry oh that's

Oh, that's a good one, too. What about Miguel? Miguel never again. Oh, yes.

Wes just drove off the road. Why does Zach hate Miguel so much? Because he has to do Segway.

He plays sure thing a lot.

Lisa, how are you doing? We're having a programming meeting right now. Me and Tony Travato and Megan. I want to be part of that brain trust. What's going on?

listen mojo you like to talk way too much can you imagine yourself locked up in an office

i know yeah probably not i already do i walk into their meetings so they they also do promotions meetings too with crystal and cody and stuff lydia and the

those guys i'll walk in and they they groan when i walk in because they know that tony never like throws me out and i i make the meeting go from 40 minutes to 400 minutes so lisa i appreciate you

take care of yourself where you where you are today is where you need to be ah that's what i

said thank you i appreciate it all right tony i don't even so lisa i don't even know i diverted there for a second. Tony, I'm very tired from this thing called the election last night.

Yeah.

That was last night? I don't have a comment on that. Tony, one day, okay, and you know, ratings are great, but just one day let's see what happens. Let us all pick a song and just throw it in rotation. Yeah. And let's just see what happens for one day. Why don't you

just pick a song and play it on the show?

Sabrina. Sounds great. You know what Tony is in reverse? It's why not. That's how you spell Tony in reverse. That's right.

Let's go for it.

First, though, we need a contestant for next week's Five Lies to tell your mom. If you would like to be on the air with us doing exactly what you're going to hear coming up here in a second from Caitlin, We want you to text mom to 95500 We'll come up with some lies Make your mom think something crazy is going on in your life And give you an opportunity to win her a prize Give us some details too when you text

It's Mojo in the morning Five lies to tell your mom

Caitlin Yes Hey, are you ready to do this? Can you do it while you're doing your thing?

Yeah Yes, I can.

Caitlin, tell everybody what you do for a living.

I work for Amazon.

You're a delivery driver?

Yes.

Oh, five lies tell your mom's going to be great. We're going to have some fun with your mom. We're going to call your mom up, and I want listeners to listen for these lies. If you get them all out before your mom hangs up the phone, you will win her a prize. Okay. Lie number one for Caitlin, the Amazon delivery driver. You're going to say, Mom, I don't know what to do. Lie number two.

Say, I'm hiding in some bushes.

Lie number three.

I got caught stealing a package off somebody's porch.

Lie number four.

I thought no one would see.

And lie number five. They chase me down the street and I need you to come get me.

Hey, this sounds great.

Can you make yourself sound like you're frantic and crazy and all this stuff?

Yes, I came to sit outside, so hopefully we can hear some wind or something.

I like it. Just make sure that you sound like the Amazon delivery driver that runs back and forth from the truck to my house for 8,000 packages for my wife.

I will be able to do that. hello mom yeah i don't know what to do about what i'm hiding in a bush what are you talking about i just got caught i was stealing a package off of a porch and i didn't think they would see me i don't know what to tell you they chased me all the way down the street and i'm just In this bush. Why are you stealing a package? Because it's almost Riley's birthday. It's a bounce house. So give it back. Just walk up to them and give it back like I didn't do anything? Or leave it where you're at. Can you come get me? Where? I have to get your kids in 10 minutes. Where are you at? I'm in Livonia. I don't know which street I'm on. How am I going to get you if you don't know where you are? I don't know. I'm in this bush, and they're looking for me. I don't know what to do.

Where is she? Do you see her around here? I do.

Is she over there? What are you talking about? Wait, there's a lady. I'm looking for a lady that stole a package off my porch.

I haven't seen any ladies.

How about you, ma'am? Did you see anybody?

Can you listen for breathing?

I can't hear any breathing. All I hear is the birds chirping. Oh, there she is. Hey, you.

Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

I want my package back.

Just give him the package. You can have it. I'm sorry.

Why were you taking my package?

Some of you were picking us up in your throng house. It's almost my son's birthday, and I really didn't think you guys were home.

But still, though, that's mine. I paid for it. You didn't pay for it.

I'm sorry. You can have it.

I can have it. Yeah, I can have it. It's my package.

Be very careful. I'm stupid. I'm in a stress mode.

Who are you on the phone with? My mom. Let me talk to her.

I think we should call the cops.

Hello?

Hi. She's in absolute panic. She just made a really stupid decision. Please don't call the cops on her. I will do anything you want as long as she's giving it back. She's going to be in a lot of trouble when I come grab her. So why should she steal from my kid for her kid? I don't know. I don't live near there. I'm not justifying it. It's not okay in our family. It's not something she has a history of doing.

Here, I'll put you back on with her. You can talk to her. If you punish her, then I won't worry about calling.

I promise you I'll punish her. I'm 46 years old. She's never done this before. Okay. She's talking multiple levels right now. I'm really, really sorry.

All right. Here she is. Okay. Thank you.

Hello. So I'm in an admission. Do you have any idea where you're at? No, but what about the kids? You already knew John was covering for the kids for the birthday. You don't need to steal the kids. He doesn't care.

It was just a really cool looking bounce house and there's no cars at their house. So I just thought they weren't home.

But Caitlin, that's a felony, honey. That's over 50 bucks. That's not even funny.

Hey, Mom.

Yeah.

This is actually not some guy looking for his bounce house. This is the Mojo in the Morning show.

You're f***ing kidding me.

And Caitlin had you on five lies to tell your mom she's not a thief.

She's not. I would have f***ing killed her. You still might. I love you. It better be f***ing worth it.

She won you a prize.

Give her a prize.

Be honest, Mom.

How fast were you driving? 51 and a 35.

Oh, no. Slow down. Slow down. Drive safe.

Oh, I'm good now. It's Mojo in the Morning. Five lies to tell your mama.

I'm not going to talk politics right now. Can I just tell you, though, yesterday was one of those days where I had, like, happy things and, like, sad things and crazy things and all kinds of things. But it was one of those days where I got kind of emotional. I got a little emotional when I took my son voting. I don't know. I didn't realize it was going to be such an emotional thing that I would get emotional over the fact that he was going to be able to vote for the first time. I saw that you took your son. Did you get emotional going in with him, like just to show him what was going on?

No, I didn't. It was more fun. Like I wanted him. I think that like I put in a group chat voting should be fun. Like it should be, we're blessed to have the opportunity to do it and participate in something as beneficial and as important as this. So I like to have fun with it, had the ability to take my son. And I think the people who worked at our particular polling station have fun with Joe, too. Like they made him feel like he was special.

Yeah.

They were joking with them, you know, clapping them like Shannon, you said they clapped, you know, for your kids when you brought them in. It was just fun.

What did you think of all the stickers that they have?

First off, when did they drop all these new stickers? Back in the day, it was like one sticker. And I get to the desk, and it's like five different stickers.

It's deers, it's cats. Like, what's going on? I loved my sticker. It had the Spirit of Detroit on it, which I think was really cool. Fire. I did not get to choose from the funny ones. I wanted the wolf ripping its shirt off.

So they just, wait, you had a wolf ripping its shirt off?

Yeah, there was a deer one, a wolf with a six-pack ripping its shirt off. Shannon's was also one of my favorites, where it was just a kid.

It was like a kid writing. I voted yay.

Yeah.

they did a contest uh last election i think it was where kids could submit things and then the kids got theirs put on a sticker which is pretty cool wow okay yeah so when i was taking joe though

this this is one of the interesting interesting things that happened um after i fill out my ballot and i put it in a large folder there is like a middle person before you actually put your ballot

in the scanner yeah like the person that grabs your little little piece of paper yeah yeah so

it was a woman who took my information

and did something that i don't think i've ever maybe i just haven't paid attention before or never noticed it but she literally looked at who i voted for and then shut my little envelope thing and gave it back to me you're not supposed to do that i didn't think you were supposed to do it caught me so off guard she actually looked at your ballot she looked like i guess you had to hand it to her for do whatever she wanted to do she quickly popped it open snuck a peek shut it and then gave it back to me before she let me pick out my stickers what was that to make sure you

and i don't think she's right yeah but to make sure you filled it out properly like completed it

i thought so but there were two pages to my ballot like they had like one page and it was so much information that they had to put it on another like separate paper right and she only looked at one so my mom's like nah she ain't really doing it for that purpose let me tell you these michigan

elections had me stressed out with your voting process when i tell you it took me like 45 minutes to vote after i had received my ballot was because it took so long for me to figure out how your ballots were or i guess now ballots worked i like the computers because it tells you are you sure you don't want to vote on this or you miss somebody i like that computers we got to go computers it's crazy to me that you don't have them the computers make make voting

Or make counting the votes better too Easy Like we wouldn't have stupid situations Where we're waiting weeks and stuff

Where people are getting in accidents And ballots are arriving later

Or even honestly Like where you see people burning You know ballot boxes and stuff

Well it still prints it You have to submit your printing ticket

But it's filled out right Lydia just said that Lydia say what you were going to say

So not only did I have a poll worker Look at my ballot but he also tried to touch it and put it in the machine for me. And I had to tell him, hands off. Also not allowed. Yeah, they should know that. And then it came out of the machine because he didn't even ask me what precinct I was in until after I submitted it. So it came out. And when it came out, he held it in his hands. And I was like, please don't touch my ballot. And he should have asked me that before I put it in the machine. Yeah. And then he blamed me for it. And I said, this is your job. You're here for a reason. And you should be directing me to where I should go.

Go off.

I was very upset.

Jamie.

Hey, it's my right to vote. And I'm going to do it the right way. Don't touch my ballot.

Would you like one of those little kids stickers now?

I'm going to put it right on my forehead.

So when I went inside, and first off, I believe there are three moments throughout the day that I absolutely try to stay away from. I think it's the super early vote. Like, as soon as you open, I think the polls are crazy there. The people who have to do it during lunchtime. And then the people who have to do it when they get off of work. So I was like, whatever I have to do, I don't want to be caught up in those three.

I went at lunchtime and there was zero seconds wait

So you were in and out Zero

I went right after we got down here

I went around maybe 2 o'clock And there was a little bit of a wait But where I went I guess there's more precincts That were voting at this particular establishment Than just one So they had the ability to just ask you up front Which precinct are you going to

That was mine at my school that I went to They had two precincts And I'm like I have no idea And then they had the map up there where you're and i'm like oh hell no i don't know where i live i'm like hold on let me let me see

if i get ways or google maps on here ours was at a school that's right by my house and but there were two precincts inside right and so we were walking up and this very nice man was like are you precinct two or precinct three i'm like i don't yeah i don't know and he goes okay that driveway right there do you turn left to go to your house or do you turn right to go to your house and i'm like i turn left he's like okay you're precinct two like thank you when i lived

in ohio the woman who always ran it lived across the street from me so she would be like we're

this one and i'm like thank you lady the the other thing that is uh interesting are the people that are standing out in front that are trying to get you to vote for whoever their person is that they're there for they give you like little pamphlets or little like business cards and stuff like hey vote for someone and then you go inside and what do you do you throw them in a garbage i felt like such a waste they're handing out i would i would do is and i don't know if they can do this i would pass out starbucks gift cards like you get you can you can get me to vote for whoever you want me to vote for just give me a 25 starbucks gift card what's going on chad wants

to uh to talk about this what's going on chad oh computers they did it digitally there's uh they could hack it and then there'd be even more issues with the elections and votes than there

already is you don't think though that the i mean let's first first off you don't think that the way that they archaic way with those little scantron things that can get hacked too i mean

there's i'm saying digitally voting the way they do it now on paper good but if they were to go strictly all digital thousand percent someone could hack it i mean think think about this though

we vote for american idol and we always have a winner nobody cut

complains i mean maybe back in the day when it first started who is it justin guarini yeah and

kelly clarkson i thought uh there was a big lawsuit over this and they found out that wasn't

the case yeah the voting uh well remember was the they ended up uh the last election it cost a uh giuliani a lot of money uh laurie what's happening

hello hi what's going on hey i am a poll worker and kevin needs to um report to this to the board of elections it's absolutely against the law so the lady the lady also touching or the person touching uh lydia's ballot too is against the law too right it is yes yes absolutely yeah and I'm not going to say for what party, you know, I am personally, but in any instance, that is totally against the law. And with all the cheating, you know, all that's going on, it just needs to be reported. I don't know if I can I tell you what I thought.

Can I tell you what's the craziest thing? I witnessed a person go in and they asked me for my ID. okay so they asked me for the id which i know a lot of people are on the fence on that but then a person came in and said i don't have my id all he had to do was sign the back of a piece of paper saying that he was the person and he got to vote i don't i don't get that which i i know that there are those that hate the ids and they think that the ids is you got to identify who you are well i mean i can't even i can't go into a bar without showing an id exactly exactly i think that's

ridiculous but i think if i'm not mistaken if you don't have an id you have to i think you have to fill out a provisional ballot now i'm a poll worker in in ohio so michigan laws could be

different yeah i i watched the person actually had to fill out a he had to fill out something

and sign sign it you don't send in an affidavit vote by mail but you have to like identify you

based on your address and you so you're voting when you register to vote and you register to vote you have to prove that you actually live in that area right which is what I did when also when

I moved to Michigan I did that when I got my driver's license yeah so isn't that proving it

and then it right but I could go in and I could say I'm Megan Mick yeah but if my signature doesn't match they won't take it uh I don't think I saw the person looking at a signature did is that what they look at they're looking at actually my signature to see what my signature looks like is every i thought you asked no did they ask you to did they because they i signed the thing but the person just looked at my id more so than anything well i think that's why they didn't

check your signature what's going on michelle hi hi so yesterday um i'm voting and i went to put my ballot in and it didn't take it and said something couldn't read so i put it in again still didn't take it went for the third time and finally a gentleman came over and he says ma'am i needed to put both hands on each side of the ballot and put it in really slow so i did it and it took it and he's like thank you have a good day i'm like thank you so he was very patient he never wanted to look at anything he didn't even want to touch my ballot okay no that's that's good

so you had a good situation i was waiting for the bad stuff to happen no and in the meantime did you get the flag that's what you're supposed to get the flag right at the end um yes and then my

daughter's been next to me looking at me like mom you're 55 years old you've done this before

yeah so anyways it was a good experience you know what i was most surprised by i was watching the news last night and uh hank winchester from channel four in detroit interviewed uh jocelyn benson the secretary of state and she was like we have the most efficient way of doing this thing we're more efficient than ever we're gonna have our votes counted and way ahead of the time and we'll have them way before pennsylvania pennsylvania had theirs last night how how does michigan still not have all their stuff done like if we're that efficient i don't understand back in the day why was it the back in the day it was you had it all counted by the next morning and now it's like we

have to wait days upon days do you think it's less people and more laws in place and safeguards like more backups and processes and stuff like that to make sure that it's done right i don't know

i don't honestly i can't answer that but i can tell you this the longer you wait the more people think they're shenanigans you know and i and i think that's usually what what ends up happening

people think unfortunately the opposite of that is if it's too quick people think they're shenanigans

really yeah like i don't understand i don't understand why the story people always think if it's too close and there probably are shenanigans right don't you know when i i i've told you this i always talked about this

story yesterday about that u of m kid uh that did you know and admitted that to me i think i don't know if he was doing it because he was trying to prove that there was you know stuff that's out there or if he's doing it to be deceptive but when you have a guy doing that all it does is make your voting you know look bad but well i will say this i did feel a little emotional because it was my dad took me to go vote for the first time like i took luca uh to go vote for the first time but But the funny thing was, my dad made me vote for her. Really? He told you? He did. And I told Luke, because Luke said to me, he goes, who do I vote for? And the only thing I said to him before I went into the deal was, the only thing I said was, here are some people that I have heard of, because when you get to a list, like the parks people, and then I realized you don't have to worry about it, because it's like vote for four, there's only four on the thing. I don't even know why they even put that on the ballot. And then I said the propositions. i said anything that raises my taxes vote no no i'm just kidding i don't know what to vote on

those things do you know i mean i'm gonna be honest with you bro i'm i don't believe in just bubbling people's name in because it looked familiar or just so my ballot can be full and complete yeah yeah i did that i don't know i don't know people i'm not about i don't know who i'm voting for i'm not about just throw your name in there just so it can make me feel good just

because i bubbled in somebody can i tell you that i agree with you on that and honestly i only voted for the people that I truly knew who they were. I do not look at parties and stuff like that. Because one time I voted, and I voted based on the party, and I found out the guy was a kook.

I explained that to Josiah yesterday, too, like what straight ticket is and how you can have variety. You get the same thing, yeah.

Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. All right, Shannon, what you got in this hour's Dirty on the 30? It's your last one in the morning. Are we going to go home early? Because I am so tired.

Oh, I'm going to be at Lucido Fine Jewelry all afternoon doing a really fun holiday video shoot, which I will have details. Oh, it's that time of year again. Yeah, and we're switching it up this year. Okay. Because every year we do the 12 days of gifting, and this year we're doing something entirely different. So if you know that contest, stay tuned for details. Tons of prizes and great stuff. Yep, yep, yeah. Okay, so by now you know former President Donald Trump has officially won the presidential election, getting enough electoral votes. It's a little fun fact for you, a historical fact, to become the second president in U.S. history to serve non-consecutive terms. It was Grover Cleveland who was the first back in 1892.

I want to thank the American people for the extraordinary honor of being elected your 47th president and your 45th president.

Do you see his hot granddaughter? The one who spoke at the Republican National Convention?

Yeah, she was up there in like a sequenced, it looked like she was like wearing a prom dress or a homecoming dress or something.

Well, a Trump campaign spokesperson said that as of this morning, he has not received any kind of call from Vice President Harris or President Biden. According to three aides for the vice president, she is expected to address her supporters and the nation later today from her alma mater, Howard University, where a bunch of her supporters gathered last night to watch the election results. She did send them home overnight and in the early morning hours and said, you know, I will be making a speech later in the day. What are you playing? What are you playing?

No, I was going to... Okay.

I thought I... I thought you had something new. Me?

Oh, I thought...

Michigan's still not reporting official presidential election results, by the way.

Somebody got me. They sent an AI version of Joe Biden talking. I thought it was Joe Biden talking because usually also when there's an election and the president finishes the second term, or in this case, President Biden's not running for it, you'll see them come out the next day and talk about it and hold a press conference. I wonder if President Biden will come out and speak today, too.

Yeah, I don't know. In Other Dirty Today, police in Argentina are continuing their investigation into Liam Payne's death. They are now in the process of conducting another round of raids on the homes of two hotel employees of that hotel where he fell to his death three stories up. And also a quote unquote friend of Liam's, that person's home, also getting raided. Law enforcement sources in Buenos Aires say the officers conducted all of these raids last night. They also searched some lockers in the hotel. They're reviewing security footage from the hotel. And I'm told that police believe these hotel workers specifically had contact with Liam in the hours leading up to him falling to his death from the balcony of his third forward. room.

back on October 16th. So that investigation is still very much ongoing.

By the way, going back to the election thing for a second, I didn't realize that there was propositions on the ballot in certain cities to add more medicinal, or not medicinal, but marijuana stores that are out there, like dispensaries. And I was actually kind of surprised. I mean, it's not a surprise Royal Oak obviously passed whatever they were going to pass, because that's Party City right there. But why, there's some cities, like Lathrop Village didn't pass it. I was shocked by that. They didn't want it there. And lastly,

Martha Stewart's criticism of Ryan Reynolds being very serious and quote-unquote not that funny off-camera is really confusing

to him. He's probably on the list just because he covers himself up in his movies and you don't see his face. Something's not so funny. He's not so funny. Something's not so funny in real life. Really? No, he's not so funny.

He's made no secret about having anxiety and said he sometimes just gets really quiet and shuts down around people. He said he likes being quiet versus being quote unquote on all of the time. I mean, that's what he does in front of a camera. But friends of his say Martha doesn't even actually know him all that well. They've met once, maybe twice. They're neighbors, but it's not like they're having dinner parties in each other's decks in the backyard. That's just not the case at all. I wish I knew. And he's like, how does he even know me?

I wish I knew what interaction she had with him that she's basing that off of.

Yeah. Yeah. What's the story there? You guys, I need you to remember this when you watch her Netflix documentary. Okay. Please. This whole interaction and see who's the not funny weird one. For all of today's Dirty, catch up on the podcast on the free iHeartRadio app or MojoInTheMorning.com.

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Right now we're on the way to go pick up my little sister from school, but really just hanging out.

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Don't you hate that they even, like why would they send you for like two hours? Never go on.

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All right. See you guys soon. We'll be right back. Mojo in the morning. All right. I have a question to ask of you, and I want to know your thoughts on this, and also I want to know if you have a personal experience with this, okay? so I don't have many enemies matter of fact I like to say that I don't have any enemies except for a couple and when I say enemies I don't wish ill will on anyone honestly like there's nobody that I think that has ever done me wrong like my wife if you asked my wife my wife would probably go oh yes she's very much she's Italian so she's a little crazy a little crazy so i have a person that uh i no longer talk to uh and that we used to be very very very very good friends uh and we had a falling out and then they started spreading rumors about me that were like really really bad rumors and then they started even talking crap about our show and people that are on the show okay was they saying crap about me be honest honestly no i don't think so okay all right for sure shannon for sure but i okay huh it's not you no because you're not it's a person i don't talk to anymore and i talk to you every single morning i wanted to fight too no and it's not no and it's not any of the co-hosts that i've had on you know that's not even fun either no because people will sit there and they'll assume and they'll say whoa it's spike you don't like i'm like no it's not the case i actually love spike um so let me finish my thought so i found out recently that a what i thought was really good friend of mine who knows everything that this person has done has been chummy with said enemy and even to a point uh that the person has actually behind my back been involved with them and even discussing me with them what but yet i'm friends with them yes and and i want to ask you guys a question if you have a falling out with somebody or you know have somebody that did something bad to you and then you find out that the person that you know you had a falling out with is friends with one of your very good friends shouldn't your very good friend either tell you that they're talking to them or stop hanging out

with them like shouldn't shouldn't you i don't want and i don't want them to hate the person

but i don't want them to hang with the person i've only had to deal with this for real for in relationships yeah where you know the woman i was dating fell out with somebody and we stopped talking to them and i think it ultimately like from my perspective it depends on the severity of a situation this sounds like something that was super severe it was very severe it was like legal severe oh well hell not now i will say it's hard for me to retain animosity or hate so if i see someone now i'm definitely not going to go up to the person and speak but if we happen to be you know right in front of each other i'll be cordial but i'm not diving deep into a conversation

because i know who you are right i was going to say at the very bare minimum if that person wants to start like if that person is hanging out with the the enemy said enemy and that enemy starts talking crap that the friend has to be like hey listen i'm in the middle i'm still friends with him or her i don't want to be involved with this i value our friendship outside of that i'm not going to be brought into this at the minimum in this specific situation for you mojo i know that it has escalated to a point where it's like i kind of feel like you should just cut that person

yeah cut the person that was my friend yeah the enemy well the enemy I don't know yeah so then

the friend cut the friend too cut the friend too because if you're gonna play these games in the middle then you've you've chosen sides in a way that I can't trust you and what's the point in

having a friendship if I can't trust you like I have had like I have had people that have been in divorces and they have gotten mad at Chelsea and I for still being friends with their person that they divorced and again i say this shannon's not one of them yeah shannon has never never talked bad at all about about you know her ex and is is you know it's fine with me having a relationship with him if you know what i mean i always knew what i knew you loved him that way he's smelling more than belly holes he smells wonderful alex is a good guy no but here but here's the thing I've had people that have said to me you know I really don't want you to be friends with them and I've said to them you guys were you know there was no bad you know situation other than you guys weren't getting along why do you have to hold it out of me

and that is a very different situation by the way because that's just like you had a problem with that person there was a quote unquote falling out like you said I think that that's very different I think that you can't tell somebody who to be friends with and who not to be friends with but when it's a case like you're talking about here where there were like there were you know lawyers involved and it was so bad yeah um and it created such an upheaval in your life that that's when i go you know what that did to me you know how much that broke me and to megan's point i i can't trust you as my friend then that you're going off and hanging out with this person and trying to keep it a secret that's that's going to be hard for me to bring you back into my

my life, and my circle as a friend. Aaron, what are your thoughts on this whole thing?

Hello, Mojo. Good morning, everybody. Good morning.

Hi, Aaron.

Mojo, you can't make people choose, but each side should keep each other's names out of their mouth.

I know I can't make them choose, but if it got to a point where it was actually litigious... It hurts. I mean, you don't think that as a good friend... If you had a very good friend in your life that was talking to a person that literally required you to actually go and hire legal people, you don't think you'd be upset by that?

Oh, I would totally be upset by that, especially if it involves the system. Then, yes, that's a whole different point on it. But, like, each person should keep the person that they're falling out with names out of their mouth. Yeah. Agreed.

Get your mother effing my fill. You sound like Will Smith.

Keep my wife's name.

Get your mother effing my fill. But, Aaron, to the same point, I don't think Mojo's making that person choose. We just have to have Mojo choose whether or not he wants to keep that person close to him anymore. Because they've chosen to stay involved with the enemy. Yeah, but you keep your enemies closer.

No, not in this case. your wallet and megan you are absolutely right in the fact that that um i am i'm bad at this by the way like chelsea and i talk about this all the time i'm really bad because i'm like oh it's okay you know one of those things and this is one of those case where i keep i think that that's the problem i think that this person is like oh he's not gonna mind yeah and i think that the problem

is that i do mind and it hurts and you need to have you had a conversation with this person not

yet but i need to i do need to i always bring it to the air first and then get your counsel

jen what's going on okay mojo i'm sorry but did you say litigious that was pretty good should i

get points for that one that was actually pretty good what does that mean we don't know i you know i it means that uh you're of legal i don't know litigation that's the smartest thing i've ever heard anyone say about anything i i honestly litigious let uh put it in a sentence

i already did uh the root word of jen can i can i ask you a question jen yes if megan were to do

me wrong it wasn't me would you promise me that just made me jump out of my chair jen heard us

say that word on the air i loved it though it kind of turned me by the way she just heard litigious

And then she said Megan Like I've said that word on the air

Zach you're going to have to bleep that one Anybody that was listening on the app Got a chance to hear a great word on the radio Jen And Jen's been on the air with us 8,000 times And says that

And by the way Wasn't me Wasn't me

What's up David

Hey how we doing I just wanted to say real quick Mojo That not everybody is meant to be a main character in your story If this person is going to go behind your back And do that to you some people just gotta be cut out

I like that that's by the way how is it that people have really good sayings sometimes and I never think it's stuff like that

because we see him on Instagram and Pinterest

and then I save him

are we saying he robbed that one from somebody else where'd you get it from

honestly it's kind of how I look at everybody I've had a lot of friends that I thought was close and then you know a couple years go by no longer characters in my story It's like, listen, I've got to protect my own peace.

I like it. That was good, though. What's going on, Buck?

I knew you were smart, but I didn't realize you had such a strong lexicon.

Ooh. Look at this guy. By the way, I think I'm ready to be on Jeopardy. What do you think?

You could be a winner.

I think so. Absolutely. Thanks, Alex. All right. Well, we'll talk to you later, Buck. We'll see you. Love you. Bye. I love you, too. Mojo in the Morning Show. Phone number's 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Listen for the War of the Roses, Bustin' Cheaters, Tuesdays and Thursdays on this radio program. So, I want to hear the whole story. I want to know who the naked person was. Was it you, Shannon?

Oh, my God. Yes. Okay. Have you guys ever gone to take a shower and you're like, this is slightly embarrassing, but you're like, oh, I think I have to poop first.

Don't you feel lucky when that happens?

honestly i love my life on this radio show have you ever had to come out of the shower because

you had to poop but then i will then i will go right yeah i was gonna say i'll go right back in the shower because you gotta shower after you poop sometimes why does getting on a toilet wet feel so dangerous that's disgusting it feels like you're gonna slip off and hit your head sorry but it's okay i was getting ready to take a shower and i was like oh i think i have to poop so i'm gonna i'm gonna poop well i was already naked so i sat down on the toilet and i am scrolling through my phone as most of us do and i get a facetime from one of my best friends in the whole entire world lindsey and her and i have that relationship where it's like i don't care that i'm naked and pooping i am going to answer this facetime because it's her right um so i go to answer the facetime and it is not my friend lindsey it is her seven-year-old louie who is calling to facetime smith to show smith the new electric scooter that he accidentally found that was supposed to be his birthday gift um and it it it was it was me naked on the toilet pooping

before my shower yeah it was not proud moment so what did the kid do did he see anything or

I don't, I, when I, as soon as I saw his cute little face, I like obviously shifted and it wasn't like I was going to give Linz a full view of everything going on either. So I was already kind of up here, you know, in this face of my head. But, um, uh, he was like, is Smith there? I thought he had this little raspy voice. I found my birthday gift. And I was like, oh, bud, no, it's just me. He's at his dad's this week. Um, and then I'm like, where's your mom? And she's in the background.

I'm like, Linz, I'm pooping and I'm naked. Imagine being Shannon. No, like, imagine, because in my mind, if I'm holding my phone up on FaceTime and I'm looking directly into the camera, if a child pops up or something, yeah.

But then you very quickly go like this.

See, you went up. My reaction was to go down, like, trying to put the phone away. Like, oh, no, no.

So I mean, it was just my head in the shot. You know what I mean?

By the way.

That's a crime, Kev. I mean, it wasn't premeditated, though.

But the amazing thing is, It doesn't faze, because this kid's a young kid at this age, doesn't faze this kid.

He wanted to tell Smith about it, Smith, as he says, he wanted to tell Smith about his electric scooter.

One day, though, he's going to find out that his friend's mommy almost saw it naked, taking

a shower, and this kid's going to be like, oh, pop it to his mind.

Wait a second. Although, do you really want to see somebody, and no offense, Shannon. Oh, wow. Day two. Do you really want to see somebody, like, would you want to see Shannon doodying?

Why not? Doodying. I know. You're a true friend. Well, no, I'm saying, like, it's not like you're about to move your butt and show me what's inside the toilet, but if you're sitting there naked, if I show somebody, I don't care

how much I love you, I don't need to see that look on your face if you're above, like, four years old. No.

Yeah. She's not in the middle of forcing one out. But you don't know. If I told you. Shannon smiles when she looks.

If I told you, you could see, you could see Shannon and Megan naked, Kevin.

Yeah.

But it's while they're doing it.

That was the only way I could do it?

That's the only way.

I could not picture me in a grosser situation.

Would you want to see that?

I got a poo!

Before or after Savvy Slices? Yeah, exactly. What were you eating? Oh, my God. By the way, to rewind and go back to the getting in the shower, it sucks when you get in the

shower and you're like, oh, or you thought you finished.

I love, too, that she texted me after. She goes, feel 10 pounds lighter. Nothing better. Also, talk about a topic. Answer FaceTime pooping, thinking it's me to find seven-year-old Lou. Isn't that great? My friends know me so well.

They helped you with a good topic. What's up, Heather? How you doing?

Hey there. I'm from a long-time listener for 10 followers.

Oh, Heather's on the phone.

yeah so i heard the discussion about needing to go poop while you are in the shower or before whatever yeah and i had to bring this up i have made fun of my boyfriend multiple times because he thought this was completely normal he had to go number two while he was in the shower before

and he decided to poop in his hand you didn't break up with him after learning that information

You know, yeah, I questioned myself. But he did say that it was a lot more hefty than he expected.

Oh, my gosh.

How far was the toilet?

I don't know. It couldn't have been that.

Honest to God, though, that just shows he has very poor reasoning skills in an emergency. Like, that's not the person you date.

How old of a guy is this we're talking about?

He's 38.

Oh, my Lord. You got to rethink that. Heather, you just

ruin this topic yeah thank you for the call take care of yourself bye

it's time for more mojo mojo in the morning if you never get a call back doesn't it really bother

you have you guys had this happen to you where somebody just didn't call you back after a date and you're just frustrated by it do you want to know or are you i would want to know yeah yeah absolutely are there any that would not want to know anybody here that would say i'd rather not know because i'm afraid that he might say something to me that might not be there are days where i

absolutely want to know and days where it's like i don't need to cry more yeah i think no answer

is an answer yeah so i don't want to know why if you don't second date update text date to 95500 if you'd like to be on with us it's the second date update a mojo in the morning why are you not getting a call back we're gonna find out Emma is getting ghosted how did you guys meet Emma hey uh we met on hinge okay guys have gone on one or a couple of dates um we went on one date and it was a good date you liked him yeah and you said that uh in your submission that to us You said that you have been trying to get in touch with him, but he's not returning even your text messages.

Yeah. No, I haven't heard from him. I don't really know.

We're going to find out what's going on. On the phone with us right now is Raymond. Raymond, what's happening?

Hello?

Hi, Raymond. How are you? I'm doing good. Who's this? Good. It's Mojo. Mojo, Shannon, Kev, Megan. KP, Lydia we're all just hanging out here right now doing a thing called the second date update will you say hi to Emma?

Hey

Hey Do you remember Emma? Yeah Okay, so you know at least that this is Emma who you've gone on a date with and she's just wondering is everything okay? She says she's been trying to get in touch with you, but she can't seem to get you to return any of her calls or texts.

Yeah. What's up, Emma?

Hey. What's up? I think that Emma's just wanting to know, is you're not calling back just that you're not interested? And if so, what's going on?

uh well i think she was a little uh a little obsessive to be honest obsessive how well we went on our date and you know she she brought this like mental checklist kind of thing where um it kind of shows like everything she wants in a guy that's just a little unrealistic I think, like, she wants to have 6'4", blonde, blue eyes, big hands. And I just thought that was a little creepy, I guess.

She shared that with you. So, Emma, you shared it? Yeah. Why big hands? Why do we like big hands?

I mean, I feel like that should just go without saying why I like that. Okay. Are you any of those things?

Well, I'm 5'10". I have small hands. So it just kind of rubbed me the wrong way.

Okay. Were you bothered by that at all, Emma? It doesn't seem like you were because you want to actually talk to him still.

Yeah. I mean, I think we liked each other. And I just want to be clear. Like, just because I have that list doesn't mean it's not.

you have to follow every single thing but you know first off the hands thing is bs i can say that from personal experience uh because i have big hands uh yeah uh i don't know that about you i was speaking about i do i just make that very clear but also so you then raymond were put off by the fact that she has this list and you were intimidated by that or you think that that's over the top or like enough so to not want to have even let her know that you're not interested anymore.

Yeah, and she's already talking about introducing me to her parents. Too much too soon.

How did that happen?

Why do you want to introduce him to your...

parents already i mean i just wanted something serious i thought raymond could be the one potentially hey i know we've got the list thing yeah i like my list but i just thought i don't know i don't want to make you feel rushed raymond but i i liked you i thought you know things could

actually go somewhere what what do you guys think is a bigger issue the list or that she's already after just going out with him once wanting to introduce and bring the parents along i mean i

feel like the list is kind of normal but it's in your head yeah i will say you can't be so loyal to your list that you miss out on a potential love yes but also don't bring your list to the date and show somebody who doesn't match the criteria. That's just weird.

I also think it can be really scary and intimidating to somebody on the other side of like you already think that they're the one and you want to fast forward this and introduce them to your parents and you're planning your wedding date and your children's names. That's a lot. I haven't even ordered it. I just want to know what you do for a living and do you you know, what's your favorite? Boobie. Oh well. I just feel like

she went through his trash can too to see what kind of shampoo he uses. Kelsey

What's up? It's Mojo in the Morning, second date update.

Hi.

Hi there.

I was just calling in to say that that list is kind of creepy. It would have creeped me, you know. It obviously pushed him away.

So if a guy were to do this and pull out a list of what he's looking for in the ideal woman, I think obviously every woman would probably go, this is crazy.

Yeah, and I probably would have gotten up and probably walked out the door.

Are there some things subconsciously, though, that you have as a list?

No.

So you don't, you go into every date going, everybody's different.

Everybody is different. Yes.

Okay. I like you. What's up, Chels? How you doing? This is a listener, Chels, not my wife, Chelsea, right?

No, I do talk to you guys probably once a week, but I love it. What's going on? I would have, I would have left that date the moment she pulled out the list. I can't believe we're still doing that. If you want to have a mental list, that's fine. you know still kind of high maintenance but you pull out a list like that and then you talk about meeting the appearance like what so obviously he said he was what 5'10 she wants some guy that's 6'4 this that and the other so what are you doing settling for this dude after you just pulled out this laundry list of things that he does not meet the criteria for yeah explain emma why are you

looking past his height if one of the things on your list is that he's got to be you know a taller

guy i mean just kind of like the conversation i thought we had a connection and maybe maybe i

could look past some of the things on my list it's almost like height doesn't matter the person does

well honestly would you be with a guy that was five would you be with a guy that was five foot

yes you would no i absolutely would that is so crazy to me to eliminate your potential perfect person over something as stupid as height. You would tower

over a guy. You would be fine with that.

I don't feel like height is a masculine or feminine quality. It just happens to be what it is. I don't know.

I think that there's a lot of women that judge guys based on height. And I think

that is stupid for women to do.

Irene. Okay. Irene, hello.

I think everybody's always like, she criticizes men for everything. No, girls, you're stupid too.

There's once where she's actually... I like that. Yeah. I, by the way, I have to tell you something. I love small girls, and that's obviously my wife, Chelsea. Smaller girls. But once, I've often thought, what would it be like to be with a WNBA? I mean, come on. Amazon. Uh-huh. What's her name from the Chicago sky? Little Angel Reese. Angel Reese. I like her. What's up, Irene?

Hi. I was just calling to say that I think that she has, like, really unrealistic expectations about relationships. I mean, like, one with all, like, her list, and then also talking about meeting or having him meet her parents, like, on the first date. That's weird. That's a little much.

Yeah. I don't, I think that it's interesting. I'm always interested in things that people will talk about on dates and they'll bring up on second date update. I almost feel like you lose conversation or don't know what you're going to talk about. So you're like, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to bring my list. And I think sometimes you should run it by your friends first and see what your friends think. Like ahead of that. And if you've got a majority of friends that go, eh, maybe not a great idea. But the parents thing is interesting. Like you guys have only gone out once and now you want the second time that you guys meet to meet the parents. I'd be.

worried that the next meeting is I'm actually planning a wedding

can I say that one doesn't bother me but I cannot at any point defend her after what she started with

but the parents think to me it's not weird

if that's somebody you're close with and spend a lot of time with anyways

Emma I'm sorry that we doesn't look like we're going to get another date out of Raymond I mean that's fine that's alright but I do know a couple of guys that are exactly what you're looking for Zach is one of them what do you think I think Zach actually takes about three or four of those things on that list Zach I'm 6'2 if you want to call me

Zach is not blind

he can be this is the home of the dirty on the 30 throwback throwdown second date update and war of the roses this is mojo in the morning All right. Hey, Megan's out in just a few hours. Actually, exactly what time are you going to be, Megan, doing your happy hour for Jelly Roll?

I am going to be doing it from 4 to 6 today.

4 to 6?

Yes. I'm going to be at the Cambria Hotel in downtown Detroit. Actually going to be at Chivo, the restaurant, down on the first floor. And I'm going to have Jelly Roll tickets to give away. So if you already have your tickets, maybe you're going to the concert tonight, You're looking for good drink deals and food. You want to get there early. Come out to the Cambria. See me at Chibo and let's have some fun. If you don't have tickets, maybe you can win your way in. Four to six.

That's a great prize. By the way, half off all well drinks. Plus, you got to try the unbelievable appetizers. What is your favorite there? What do you like?

Honest to God, I eat there all of the time. If you want to find me, I'm probably at Chibo. I have never had anything that wasn't a 10 out of 10. Everything is fantastic.

I'm looking at the menu right now. The salt and pepper frites. What is that? Is that the French fries? Is that what that is? Frites. Frites. The fried Brussels sprouts. The smash burger. Their pizzas are amazing too. They got great pizzas. The pizza blanco. What about this one here? i want to try i've never tried one of these before a gold rush what is a gold rush a little bourbon honey and lemon now you're talking man all right so uh jelly roll tonight at little caesar's beforehand before hold on a second i gotta stop this for one second because i got the thing rolling and everybody's gonna get crazy here right now because i'm about to screw this thing up Oh, there you go. Jelly Roll tonight at Little Caesars Arena. You can look for the station out and about. And, of course, the Mojo in the Morning Show representing. But beforehand, happy hour with Megan. Cambria Hotel. Inside the Cambria is Chibo. Get in there. Go say hi to her. What's the weather like? It's going to be okay?

It's going to be perfection. It's going to be sunshine, highs, and high 60s.

Excellent. All right. Have a great one. See you guys tomorrow morning. 20 plus years of idiocy and still going in Detroit, Toledo, and West Michigan. It's Mojo in the Morning.