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good morning and welcome to the mojo in the morning show we have a week before thanksgiving is that not crazy to think about that thanksgiving is next week is that right am i right in saying that? It doesn't feel right.

It's gravy and cotton-bearing sauce. Yes, a week

from Thursday? Wow, you're right. And if you look at the weather forecast, you want to hear something kind of crazy? The weather forecast has funny little snow emojis on Thursday. I don't know what that means, that that snow that will just be flurries with rain, or do we have potentially snow that might be making you feel like a little bit of Christmas. But you know what it is? What is it? It's November the 18th. Holy crap. Hello, it's Mojo in the Morning. Welcome to the show. Got a good one for you, our Jingle Ball. Speaking of all the holiday stuff, Jingle Ball is coming up here on December the 10th. It will be, how many weeks from tomorrow is that? December the 10th. Is it really? Three weeks from tomorrow. So get ready for your tickets with Shannon's Dirty all throughout the morning. And then we got tickets to go see Wicked. You got a chance to see the movie before anybody else. We're going to be doing an exclusive screening of that. So you can see it on Thursday. Get ready for that. We have all kinds of goodies. Megan actually saw it. So we'll get her review of Wicked. Did she walk out crying like some people have showed on social media? I guess there were some people that were very emotional.

Do you want to know my answer or do you want to wait until later?

I would like to wait until later.

Okay.

But I would like to know, if you see somebody crying, so if you see somebody like that's, you know, tearful, do you walk up to them to console them or do you...

Do you completely avoid them? Like the plague because you're afraid that they're nuts.

Are we talking about all of us or you? Because my answer is different.

I am a sloppy crier, by the way. This is definitely me. Oh, I am a, my God, snot running in my mustache.

Have you ever seen Kim Kardashian cry?

Is she sloppy?

Not sloppy, just really ugly. That's what I look like.

Oh, it's ugly.

It's a bad, it can't control a face.

Yeah, I'm not an ugly crier. I am a sloppy crier. It just gets really sloppy. So Saturday, I was flying back from New York. So I went to New York for a fundraiser that my niece put on for my brother-in-law, her dad, who has early onset Alzheimer's. Diagnosed at 54 years old. This is one of the greatest guys I've ever met. And he right now doesn't know who he is, basically. You know, he knows who his family is. And thank God, you know, his wife is my sister and knows me. Actually, it was one of the reasons why I really wanted to go because it calms him when he sees people that he knows and he gets freaked out when he sees other people. So we get done with the weekend. It was awesome. I was so proud of Audrey for what she did and how she raised a bunch of money. And the money that she raised and she helped raise last year actually went towards a couple of new developments that they just came up with, which were pretty awesome. She's part of a group of young professionals They're all 20 and 30 year olds And it literally is nothing but 20 and 30 year olds And they do these fundraisers So it's pretty cool So I'm in the airport, we're in New York In LaGuardia Airport, which by the way Might be the greatest airport I've ever been in They redid that airport, it's fabulous If you've never been to LaGuardia Airport Back in the day, it used to be honestly a place You worried that you were You know, gonna get Some kind of a disease You might still get one, but it's a nicer disease so I'm sitting down Chelsea is gone to go get us waters and I am making a post on Instagram and Facebook where I'm looking through pictures of me taking you know some fun moments with my brother-in-law Scott and I start getting really emotional as I'm writing you know about him and in his uh disease that he's battling and this fine gentleman walks up to me and when I say gentleman he's probably he's like at my age or or maybe a little older and he walks up puts his hand on my shoulder and goes it will be okay oh that's so beautiful and I looked at him and I go oh thanks I appreciate it and then I thought do I explain to him I did not get divorced or did not I'm not getting breaking up he goes it will be okay and he puts his hand on my shoulders and gives me that nice thing oh my god thank you and then I'm like trying to explain to him because for some reason i'm like thinking if i explain to him what's going on he'll then so i'm like i was in town for a fundraiser for my brother-in-law's got early onset alzheimer's or whatever and we ended up having a little chat and then chelsea walks up and she walks up with the water and she sees me with my new friend and and we're talking for a little bit and he was very nice and he was not going to uh he was not going to detroit he was going to dallas and they were at the terminal which was right next to the detroit they put the d's right next to each other the D's you know what the D's are D's nuts I'm gonna make you cry but I ask this question

if you see somebody crying do you walk up to them and do you say something to them because I feel like back in the day and when I mean back in the day I mean back even like 5-10 years ago I would walk up to somebody and I would offer them a hug nowadays I'd be afraid they'd call the police on me

I agree with the whole touching thing But I think if you would have asked me this five minutes ago, I would have said absolutely not leave that person alone. But I think something we touch on a lot on this show is men's mental health and men expressing emotion. So for you to express emotion and have another man without any contact just comfort you in a public setting and not need justification for that emotion, I love, I think that was beautiful.

That's a good point.

Yeah, that is a good point.

But five minutes ago, I would have been like, ew. Absolutely not.

Would you walk up to a, like if I saw an elderly man crying, I'd walk up to him like the man from Up. Like if I saw him there, I'd say, sir, did your house just fly away by balloons?

I'd like to believe that there's a version of me that 100% of the time, no matter how the wind is blowing, will go up to somebody and say, are you okay? But the reality is, I'm not that person. I just pray for you for a distance. He's like, I hope everything is okay. Like, you sit there and you do the look. Yeah, like, ooh, are they okay? He'll be fine. She'll be fine. Because I have had those situations where you go up to somebody and they just kind of brush you off. I'm fine, I'm fine. Yeah. Like, I've had those situations, too. Yeah. I've had those situations, too.

And then you feel weird.

Yeah, like, all right.

Like, if you saw a woman crying as a guy, I'd be worried, walk up to her, because I'd be, honestly, be worried that she, or people would think I made her cry. You know what I mean?

Right. Yeah.

Good point.

This happened to us last night. I was actually at Kroger with Lucy and Smith, and we walked in, and there was a Kroger employee, a female, who was crying. Oh. And there was another male employee who was kind of just, like, standing right next to her, and Lucy walked past, and she was like, Mama, did you see that lady crying? and I looked back and noticed her and so I don't know I don't know if I normally Kev to your point would like insert myself into the situation but it like tugged in my heart so bad so I went back to her and said is everything okay are you okay and the gentleman who was with her said oh somebody on the internet was bullying her and I think she may have had special needs which is awesome that Kroger helps give those individuals a job and so we said a few words to her and walked away and I said to the kids, I have an idea. We should go into the flower department and we should buy her flowers and we should go give her the flowers. And Smith was so for this. So we did. And he was the one that walked up to her and gave her the flower. Oh my God. That's the cutest thing in the whole entire world. Her face lit up. Wow. Lit up. That guy didn't buy me anything.

I'm sorry. I didn't even get a Starbucks from him. How dare that guy? That's sweet, though. That is very sweet. That's awesome to do. That's a teaching moment for your kids, too.

For sure. I was going to say, he invited you into the bathroom to talk about it, but you said no. You mistrocked it to me.

I think, honestly, I think he could have been. I mean, who knows? I mean, you said they put the Ds together. Right, exactly. Gay sex, whoa. Donnie, what's going on? What do you do? First off, good morning, Donnie.

Good morning. Worst caller of the day.

What's happening?

Okay, so I hugged a stranger. My husband and I, we were sitting in a Meijer parking lot, and we had just parked, and there was a lady and her husband and their kid getting out of their car. The husband was just, like, yelling at his wife, going crazy. She was crying. He stormed off into the store. My husband and I just looked at each other like, that's crazy. We started to walk in the store, and I was like, hold on. i turned around and i like went up to her car and she was crying she rolled down her window i talked to her like i started crying and she let me hug her but it's like it's just so weird to see that in public and i just like try to encourage her like i hope you feel safe i hope there's somebody you could go to that's not okay like it's just i just felt a need to like have that heart to heart with her like it it just made me feel so good but that is i don't know she let me hug her i have no idea where her name is but i hope she's doing okay and i hope that man no that is that is so

nice that that is sweet i i will say this that you talk to cops cops they stay away from domestic situations because sometimes but majority of people do and and and i think sometimes we don't put our heads in and or noses into it i guess our heads heads would be kind of weird right we put our noses into it uh because we're worried about it but we could be the person that could be the

saving person for them you know i really i really hope i really hope i mean i think about her all the time i really hope she was able to get away because if if people act like that in public imagine what they do in private it was just scary and i just hope she was okay thank you for the

call donnie appreciate you of course um texters texting in 95500734 says mind your own damn business that's a person by the way that's woke up on the wrong side of the bed you might need a hug uh another person said oh my god shannon your story just made me tear up oh that's it uh kenyatta said that uh and then uh this one right here this is 419 419 says did this one time only to find out that the person was having the worst day ever now we're best friends for the last 20 years those are like stories that hallmark writes as movies cool stuff how smart are you it's mojo in

The morning's back in the day. We have to go back in time. Where we give you a bunch of events, and you tell us what year it happened.

This was the year that Sexiest Man Alive, John Krasinski, and his wife Emily Blunt got married.

How'd you know Emily was the one? The second I met her. I don't know what happened, but I remember someone introduced us, and it was across a room at a restaurant. And I walked over to her to shake her hand, and as soon as I shook her hand, I went, oh, s***. And I just knew.

I just knew. Little Fockers, starring Ben Stiller, was the big movie. Wasn't this the follow-up to One at All? Yeah.

Cool. Meet the parents. Well, I'm going to mosey on out of here. All right. Aloha. Wow, you told me she sold boner medicine. Greg, you didn't tell me she is boner medicine.

And big song from Rihanna. What year was it? We'll set you up with the prize all this week. The prize for the back in the day. Tickets to see Lincoln Park at Little Caesars Arena on August the 14th. So you got a little bit of time beforehand.

Call us and tell us what year that stuff happened. 844-MOJO-LIVE. 844-665-6548.

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All right, all three things happened in the same year.

John Krasinski got married to Emily Blunt.

How do you know Emily was the one? The second I met her. I don't know what happened, but I remember someone introduced us, and it was across a room at a restaurant, and I walked over to her to shake her hand, and as soon as I shook her hand, I went, oh, s***. And I just knew. Little Fockers was the big movie.

Cool. Well, I'm going to mosey on out of here.

All right. Aloha. Wow, you told me she sold Boner Medicine. Greg, you didn't tell me she is Boner Medicine.

Yes, and the big song from Rihanna. What year was this, Nick? 2010. It was. Congratulations. Give it to him. Little Fockers. Hey, that was what gave it away. I like that. That was a good movie. That was actually good. We got tickets. I didn't even know that these were winning before you can buy them. Did this just get announced? Lincoln Park is going to be here in August 2025. Tickets will be on sale this Thursday. Ticketmaster.com, you got the first pair before anybody else. Congratulations to you, buddy.

That's awesome. Thank you.

And tomorrow, win the second pair. And then the next day, the third pair. And then everybody else will have a chance to buy it on Thursday. So congratulations, man. Where are you from?

Thanks. Perrysburg.

Hey, appreciate you listening to us. As Megan says, you're saying it wrong. Parisburg. Fancy. Well, we love you for listening in Parisburg.

That's how you laugh in Parisburg.

Do they wear smoking jackets in Parisburg? I hope so. They do, yes. All right, here we go. We got a chance for you to win Jingle Ball tickets. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Jingle Ball, three weeks from tomorrow. at Little Caesars, Jack Harlow, Teddy Swims, Jason Derulo, all of those guys and Madison Beer, Saweetie, and a whole bunch of others on stage at Little Caesars. Mojo in the Morning Show is going to be there, and we've got a chance for you to win a brand new 2024 Kia Telluride from Summit Place Kia. Be the 95th caller at 844-665-6548, 844-MOJO-LIVE. Jingle Ball, sponsored by Family Heating and Cooling, Planet Fitness, Kroger, and of course Capital One.

Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

We're going to get you caught up on what's trending right now. Shannon, what you got in this hour is Dirty on the 30.

Well, it was good news and bad news. For the fourth time this season, our Detroit Lions have lost a key defensive starter to an injury. Coach Dan Campbell said linebacker Alex Anteloni broke his left forearm in the third quarter of yesterday's 52-6 win over the Jacksonville Jaguars. And we'll miss six to eight weeks.

If we beat teams scoring 50 points, we may not need a defense. It's unbelievable.

The injuries are definitely violent.

They're pretty damn good, though.

No, their head coach, Doug Peterson, for the opposing Jacksonville Jaguars gave the greatest compliment going into halftime. The sideline reporter said, how do you slow this team down? He was like, if they're on the field, you can't slow them down. Wow. That's how good we are.

And with seven games left in the regular season, Alex Anzalone probably not returning until the postseason at this point.

God, I hope he comes back for the postseason.

Offensively, man, we set a team record. 645 yards on offense, all right? And 38 first downs. Those are team records, gentlemen. So it goes without saying, everybody on offense is going to get a damn game ball. And our quarterback was 24, 29, 412 yards, four touchdowns. A perfect quarterback running with four rushes for. 21 yards! And they were a great 21 yards, though.

What a game. Can't Anzalone just put one of those foam casts or something on? Because I've seen guys play with broken... Did you see how hard we was out there hitting yesterday? Yes. I don't think so. No, they've done it before. I've seen guys that have, with their forearms and arms, like, they'll put them in, like, casts and stuff. I don't know.

Just take him to the doctor, that Aiden Hajimwensu, because that man is walking on crutches and in that pool treadmill. I saw that. Like, I was like, oh, yeah, but it's the pool. It's the pool. But then he was at the game, and he was, like, putting weight on his foot with crutches. Craziness. Amazing.

Modern medicine. Everybody else was watching. Well, everybody watched the Lions game. I feel like everybody in the whole entire world is also watching Jake Paul defeat Mike Tyson. We tried to watch. A unanimous decision on Friday night, right?

Jesse Ray, I see it, 79 to 73, declaring your winner by unanimous decision, Jake L.

It was like everybody was just posting the Netflix logo with like the buffering, whatever it was.

display of live television I've ever tried to participate in in my entire

life. Yeah. You could literally not see it. They've had that happen when they've done the live stream a bunch.

Yes. Even though Love is Blind for Union was nearly impossible to watch. And that's not nearly as popular. But man, even when that fight was playing, that was

a hard one. Yeah. I feel like I was bamboozled, to be honest with you. What do you mean? From all of the pre-fight clips, when you saw Mike Tyson training. He looked so fast. He looked so dynamic. And there was

zero sight of that in the ring. He looked like he was overweight. Well, after

eight rounds, all three judges ruled in favor of Jake Paul. After the fight, he had this

to say. You know, I wanted to give the fans a show, but I didn't want to hurt someone that didn't need to be hurt. He said he went easy

on him. Mike Tyson said he's not sure if he'll ever step back in the ring after this. Netflix, by the way, said that 60 million households tuned in live to watch. The fight peaked at 65 million

streams. Do we assume that it's like wrestling? You know what I mean? It's just a show.

At this point, I mean, Jake Paul is the cash cow, so you're not going to stop the money.

I mean, people were dissecting, like, the signals that Jake Paul was giving to Mike Tyson to, like, back off just a little bit, but, yeah.

Early speculation, Conor McGregor may be the next fight for Jake Paul. You have to watch

the documentary on the Paul brothers and how they got involved

with boxing. I would rather do anything

else. Anything else. It's fascinating. Very, very interesting and it will answer the question of is this scripted or not?

But hopefully everybody saw the ladies in that box too because that was a real fight. That was incredible. And she got robbed. Yeah, she did.

Less than a month after her split from country star Zach Bryan, Brianna Chicken Fry was seen cozying up to a new guy. She posted a TikTok yesterday, shared some footage of herself sitting with some buddies on a bench in New York City. And the new guy, I don't know who he is. She didn't tag him, nor did she identify him. But he's seen wrapping his arms around Brianna as her friend, Barstool producer Peyton, and another guy sit beside them. She captioned the video, sometimes all you need is a New York City sunrise and some good pals. And people started commenting stuff like, well, that was fast. To which Brianna replied, well, I was cheated on my whole relationship. So, yeah. And speaking of, that split just keeps getting messier and messier. Apparently, Zach keeps posting photos of her cat. I think they used to share the cat, but now the cat is hers. And she is not happy about this.

Which am I playing?

That's you, Brianna.

Brianna. Brianna. Brianna. Here we go. She's not happy about it. I don't know if you heard this.

This man's post my cat one more time. I'm going to post videos of you whipping at my face. So can you stop f***ing posting my cat and rubbing it in my face?

Yeah, so she is threatening to release some abuse photos. See?

Noi.

And videos. Noi. And in response to that, Dave Portnoy told her to post it, to which she said she was just going to send him those photos and videos directly. But there's evidence, which we all speculated anyway.

He's not giving her the cat back, correct?

I have no idea.

I think that's the problem. That's his pussy.

You don't, by the way, you don't offer $12 million to somebody to be quiet if there's not a lot of stuff there.

So is there any way around it?

If that's true.

Because you said he made her sign NDA or something like that?

But she didn't. So she can't release him if she wants to? She can do anything she wants to at this point. Release him? I'm sure she's waiting. Why are we protecting this man? She's waiting for something.

Why are we protecting this man? She's not protecting him. No. I think she's trying to get the cat back.

Yeah, there's something. You think it's the cat? Yes. Or she's trying to get a special or something like that?

No, I think she's trying to get a special. Really? She'll talk. I guarantee she'll talk about all of it.

And she's even saying I have videos of you abusing me. Yeah.

Give me the cat back. And lastly, did you know the Notes app on your iPhone is the new way for people to cheat? There's a content creator on TikTok who said...

You can invite whomever you want to collaborate on a shared note so you could see text and

images that can just be deleted. So apparently the new way people are cheating is on the iPhone notes app. You can invite people to collaborate with you and then they can see in real time what you are writing. People are getting away with sending photos and all sorts of things. Like this is crazy.

So if you have speculation, if you've got that gut feeling, check the notes out. That's genius.

Everybody looks at text, they look at Snapchat, they look at all that stuff that nobody ever looks at the notes app.

For all of today's Dirty, you can catch up on the podcast on the free iHeartRadio app or MojoInTheMorning.com. Missed something in the Dirty on the 30? Listen on our podcast now at MojoInTheMorning.com. Your call may be monitored or recorded.

We're going to give away our first pair of Jingle Ball tickets. Listen, we always do it right before the Dirty on the 30. First winner of the morning. Please welcome Amy from Yale, Michigan.

What's going on, Amy? Good morning. I'm just on my way to work.

We love you for listening to us. You can hear Mojo in the morning all over the place, man. Our span goes all over with the iHeartRadio app, but on great radio stations that stretch across all the way from Grand Rapids to Toledo and Detroit in between. And you are listening this morning on SNX, and you're a winner. Congratulations.

Thank you very much

Have the absolute best time

I've been a long time listener

First time caller

Yes You look at that

We got double the pleasure this morning Of having you on here And giving you these tickets Congratulations

Alright thank you very much You guys used to get me home When I used to work late nights And get me home early in the morning

That makes me feel good We got you home safe

Be careful Yeah, for years, and now I work morning shift now.

Well, be careful, because they're a little damp on some of these roads. We're going to give you the tickets. Who are you most excited to see?

Jason Derulo. Come on, Amy. You know what to do. Sing that man's name. Do it! Amy, you are a first-time caller, long-time listener. Please do us the pleasure and hit us with a little Jason Derulo. You'll upset him if you don't.

I can't do it this morning. Amy, we won't give you the ticket.

Oh, come on. We can't. Do not ruin my morning, Amy. Come on. I don't want to sing on a Monday.

I'm sorry, Kev.

I'm not. I'll do it for you. How about if I do it for you?

It's not the same. I'm very disappointed in Amy. Jason Derulo. It's better and better.

I'll do it for you. I will carry it. It's a Monday. It's tough. I get it.

I won't forget you, Amy.

Oh, come on.

This module in the morning, 5 at 6.55.

He's going to come out in the audience and call you out with a microphone. You know who this lady is?

When we introduce him, we've got to remember Amy. November the 18th, 2024.

She would not sing Jason Derulo at 6.55 in the morning. All right, hang on one second, okay? We'll get you your tickets. Right now, our reigning champion Olivia is back with us after a weekend going for her fourth win in a row. Welcome back, Olivia.

Good morning.

Hope you had a great weekend.

Thanks, I did.

We've got Nassim on with us, right? Did I say that right?

Good morning. or you can call me Naz. Naz. Hey, what's up, Naz?

From Clarkston.

Hey, Olivia. Good morning, honey. Oh, my gosh. Good morning.

Wait, I love this, by the way. It says here you're a baker. Where do you work? I work at

Clarkston Village Bake Shop. Oh, my God. We got to

come by. What do you guys specialize in? What's your specialty?

Our signature cookies and our apple fritters are amazing. Apple fritters. He's probably working there. It's beautiful.

Very nice. All right, we'll have to come over and see you. We're going to lock you up, Olivia, in a soundproof area. We're going to start with Naz. Five pop culture trivia questions. Whoever gets the most right wins, Ty always goes to the champion. Question number one, Naz. This golden girl is getting her own United States postage stamp. Who is she?

Betty White.

Question number two. Adele was showing off her pear-shaped engagement ring from her fiance, Rich Paul, over the weekend. True or false, Adele is not the singer's real first name.

It's true. That's correct. It's not her first name.

It is not her first name. Correct. Question number three, Zach Bryan's ex was spotted with a new guy over the weekend prompting the internet to troll her with, well, that was fast comments. What's her name?

Brittany Chicken Fried.

Question number four. it's owen wilson's birthday today true or false owen starred in the movies in the movie wedding crashers with his brother actor luke wilson

Three seconds. Ooh.

Three.

False. And question number five, the Lions' current record is 9-1 this season. Everyone is loving coach Dan Campbell right now. Which of these was not a Lions coach before Campbell? A, Matt Patricia, B, Jim Caldwell, or C, Lovey Smith?

Lovey Smith.

Let's bring the champ back from a soundproof area. Shannon is dirty.

All right, you see me got three out of five.

Some of these questions, by the way. Oh, man. All right, here we go. Question number one, Olivia. You've got to beat three out of five. This golden girl is getting her own United States postage stamp. Who is she?

Betty White. Yes. One to one.

That's what we're going to get Shannon. She's going to have lots of stamps for Christmas. That would be like the greatest thing ever for you. Question number two. Adele is showing off her pear-shaped engagement ring from her fiance, Rich Paul, over the weekend? True or false? Adele is not the singer's real first name.

False.

False. It is.

Two to one.

Question number three. Zach Bryan's ex was spotted with a new guy over the weekend, prompting the internet to troll her with, well, that was fast. Comments. What's her

name? Brianna Chicken Fry. There we go. Three to one.

Yeah, you said Brittany Chicken Fry. Nice. she's going to have to miss these although I think that she'll win with a tie no matter what so she can get a clean win if she gets at least one of these question number four it's Owen Wilson's birthday today true or false, Owen starred in the movie Wedding Crashers with his brother Luke Wilson true no Shannon did you guys dirty on that one that's a tougher question false, Luke was not in that movie and for a clean win you got to get this one right Question number five. The Lions' current record is 9-1. Everyone loves Dan Campbell. Which of these was not a Lions coach before Dan Campbell? A, Matt Patricia, B, Jim Caldwell, or C, Lovie Smith? C. Lovie Smith is correct. Yes, Cleveland wins. Four to three, final score. Congratulations. Yes. All I do is win, win, win, no matter what. Got money on my mind and I can never get enough. And every time I step up in the building, everybody hands go up. Congratulations, Tia. Nice job. Nice job. We're going to get you a parting gift there, Naz. We're going to set you up with a $50 Red Robin gift card. Congratulations, Tia. We'll have to come over and see you, okay? Take care of yourself. I'm sorry. What's that? Congratulations, Olivia. Oh, that was nice. Thank you. Congratulations, obviously, to Olivia. She'll be back again tomorrow. I had no idea what she was saying. All right, hold on one second. We're going to get your stuff. It's Mojo in the Mornings. Five at 6.55. It's Mojo in the Mornings show. Shannon, I saw you out with the girls this weekend, a little girls weekend. That was fun.

We always go to Holland. My girlfriend has a place in Holland, like in between Holland and Saugatuck. So if you saw us walking around the the area, this is like a traditional thing that we do every single year. It was so much fun. It was fun. It was really fun. Yeah, I we ended up at this place. And if you went to Hope College or if you are from Holland, you know, this place called I think it's called Parrots. But locals refer to it as the dirty bird. It is a bar and it is dirty, very, very dirty. um but it was so funny because in college um I'm not like a big drinking game kind of person like I just always wanted to hang out and catch up with my friends and drink like I didn't I wasn't one to like want to sit down and play a card game or drinking game or whatever but there was one game that I was oddly very good at and it was flip cup and Saturday night at Parrots in Holland, Michigan, I realized I still got it. Really? You're disinitized. Yeah, give her a cup. Now, mind you, Kev, here's the difference. I am extraordinarily sober right now, and I feel like alcohol has something to do with it.

Are you turning down a challenge?

No, I'll do it, but I'm telling you I'm better at it when I have a cocktail.

Just take one, yeah, just one cup. Let me see you, just one winner.

Wait, what'd you say?

Oh, yeah, she got on the first one.

Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug. Wow, she's super tuned. Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug. She's the white guy. We got Jake Bates over here. Chug, chug, chug, chug. Wow, that is actually pretty good

Killed it I was texting all my college girlfriends I was like, guys, look at this video of me Killed it

You say you didn't do these

I am not good at anything I am not athletic This is my one claim to fame flip cup

Pick me for your team Quick question for you You can't do quarters or you can't do No, we played beer pong

Actually, I was okay at beer pong on Saturday

Are you good at pickleball? Can you do pickleball?

I'm not that great at pickleball. I just learned how to play this summer. No.

No? That's pretty good. By the way, that's when you know you feel good about yourself. And then what happens afterwards when you realize that you are good at flip cup? Then you want to play it all the time. Or you're good at anything, right? Like if you go, this is great. I can actually do this thing.

All my girlfriends, my girlfriends from college and I went to Butler in Indianapolis, they're like, I'm watching these videos and I can smell the teak basement. like the fraternity that we always hung out at. I'm like, yep, that's what it's supposed to be.

What was inside? So was it just beer or did you guys do anything special at all? Did you guys do anything harder?

It was just beer. Unfortunately, the owner of the bar, Bob, did not like us. We were the only ones in the bar and he was just, yeah. So we just had beer. Bob was not a fan of a bunch of. Bob didn't want to turn on the music or the dance lights or anything. He wouldn't let us turn up the touch tunes. Bob did not want. So you know what? We ended up leaving.

Bob thought when he saw, you know, how many? Seven, eight people?

I think there were eight of us, yeah.

Eight 40-year-old women walking in. He thought, this is going to be a nice night. And then Flip Cup came out. Well, let me tell you something. And then it was.

Bob was going to have a very silent night because there was nobody in there until we walked in there.

And then all of a sudden, poor Bobby. Bobby had to deal with the cleanup of this stuff, huh? Yeah.

God, I love this song.

What is your drinking game? I'd love to know, and I'd love to know if you are the champion of your town in whatever that drinking game is. I always ask my son, like, what are some of the new drinking games? Because I want to see if they've started some new drinking games. They've got some crazy ones. There's a keg drinking game that is like nuts, and it's not keg stands, but it's like a keg drinking game where they hang the keg from the actual center of the frat house. And it's almost like a pinata or something. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Hey, do we have any moms driving their kids to school or about to drive their kids to school that would like to shout out what they were like in college? Because I bet your kids would be shocked if they heard that you were somebody that was pretty good at something like this.

Well, okay.

No.

Their stout mom was so good at something. Stout mom.

But you have to understand something. stout mom this the the the thing that they that you understand you hide a lot of this stuff from your kids until you go your kids go away to college and you come for parents weekend and then you blow them out of the water exactly until you do a keg stand keg stand in east lansing with your kid watching you going come on dad get down from there uh what's going on jackie how are you good morning y'all what's up y'all where you calling us from y'all i'm calling from farmington oh i love that i love my my y'alls in farmington yeah are you guys still in farmington hills or we're moving we're moving uh tomorrow's our last day in farmington hills the only thing that will uh get me to farmington hills anymore will be my doctor dr warner uh but uh but yeah we're going to miss you guys. Although, it's not like we're going to be very far. We're just downtown Detroit. What is that noise? Are you there? Did we lose you?

Are you there?

Are you there, Jackie? Hi, Jackie. There is no way that you're good at any drinking game. You're not even good at your Bluetooth.

No, my Bluetooth dropped out for a second. Sorry about that. No, I used to play the quarter bounce game, Back in the day. Okay. What is that?

Quarters. Yeah. Do you ever do that at all? No. What's the quarter bottle? So you bounce quarters into it, and if you get it into it, you get to call who you want to drink. You have to just, like, the cup is on the table. I just got to bounce it off the table? You just bounce it on the table and bounce it into the cup if you can get it into the cup. Shot glass. Yeah. Maybe. Sometimes you can do it in any kind of glass. Shot glass is tougher. But what's up, Brandy? How you doing?

hi i was just calling to say that i won beer pong the first time i ever played it i think it was probably because i was also drunk i don't have good aim

does help you out a little bit and and now what are you doing uh now are you are you a mom of kids

i am i was

well i was a mom then um i love it i love it so uh do your kids ever watch you do this like do you guys ever do this when you're at friends houses and your kids are playing you know and they're all group and you guys are in the kitchen doing your drinking games i don't i don't drink anymore i think you should do this on thanksgiving with your kids you can have them drink like welsh's welsh's uh oh that sparkling grape juice sparkling grape juice yeah it is funny by the way that there are some people that think that when you do things like this with your kids it is going to encourage them to just drink and I'm like okay you know and what's wrong with that we're not judging what's up Jay how you doing good morning what's going on buddy not much not much I gotta dump that I love him we got Jay on the phone and Jay Jay you can say be us not that Because we can't say that on the radio. Or Bullspit. You can say Bullspit. Explain Bullspit. Explain Bullspit. He said Spit.

Yeah? Basically, it's a little complicated, but the basic idea is to lie and be the last one to not have cards. Yeah.

Haven't you guys ever played? Yeah. Okay.

I've never played Bullspit. Oh, no. No. It's pretty fun. So you're playing with a deck of cards and you have to lie about what your card is?

Yes, basically. And if someone touches you, if someone thinks you're lying, they can call bull spit. And then you'll have to pick up all the cards in the deck.

Okay. See, those are the kind of games I'm like, hmm, hmm, rah, rah, like, so boring. I want to dance and be up. Just get me right to the bottle. Just, but, like, if I sit down and I'm drinking, you want to know what's going to happen? I'm going to fall asleep. Exactly.

Really?

Yes. Okay, because me and Euchre.

Euchre is a big one.

Fam, I will get.

You make Euchre a drinking game?

Oh, heck yeah.

Really?

Heck yeah. If there's money on the line, I got to drink or I'm too nervous.

Do you guys know these? Do you guys know Waterfall? I've never heard of Waterfall. Boom Cup. What is the difference between Boom Cup and Flip Cup? Are we lighting it with fireworks? I like that.

I don't know.

Patriots, or Parrots is Nasty. Yes. What's that? I've never played that.

The bar. The bar. The bar that we were at.

Oh, Parrots is Nasty. Oh, I thought that was a drinking game. So Parrots is the place that you guys were at. Yeah. Well, you know what?

Do you know my favorite? Good old dive. My favorite drinking game? Yeah. Do you guys ever do Thunderstruck?

Oh, I have played Thunderstruck before, yeah.

Thunderstruck is not a hard game. You play the song Thunderstruck.

Yeah.

And you form a circle, and the first person starts drinking. And every time thunder happens, the next person starts drinking. Oh, really? But there's a person that will get stuck with, I think it's like a minute and 10 seconds in between Thunder.

And everybody knows when that part's coming.

And so if you're that person, you have like, people will throw beers at you and you'll have to chug like three beers.

But if you're a person that doesn't know the song. Like me. It would probably throw them off. Should I pull the bottle out for Kevin?

It's too early, bro. One of my favorite weddings I ever went to. This is how they get people onto the dance floor after the first dance. They got everybody on, and then we played Thunderstruck, and then everybody stayed on the dance floor. It was the best.

I just want to throw a bunch of alcohol at Kevin. We do have to play this. We do got to have a wild drinking night game. How about this? Well, let's do a drinking night before the end of the show. We got a bunch of alcohol that we don't want to move with us to the new studio. KP, have you ever played the game I just came in at the end of the conversation? Hey, what are you guys talking about? Hold on.

Have you guys ever played the game I'm producing your show behind the scenes? I'm coming in because I have to say Beer darts is the most fun Have you ever played beer darts? You literally have darts like you throw into a dartboard And you have to hit somebody's beer can On the ground And the problem is sometimes you hit their feet And it's terrible But it's so fun It adds that element of thrill That by the way

That game makes me That makes me want to play Just because I just want to see Anything that's violent is kind of fun

Dude, I don't have the health insurance for that game.

Anyway, continue your show. Sorry.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Hello. What's going on? How you doing, Brian?

Good. How are you?

Good. What's up?

I was just, Shannon, I hate carrots, and I was so glad to hear you talk, grab a bottle.

Well, it could have been fun. And unfortunately, the owner was just not in the mood for eight moms that were drinking.

That place is a dump at all times.

That's mean. Come on. It's the pride of-

It could have been very fun. They had a dance floor.

Yeah. What's up, Ben?

Hey, long time. First time. Hey, buddy. Beards on the phone.

That's what we should play as a drinking game. Whenever we get a long time first time, we have to all take a drink. I like that. What's going on?

I like that. Yeah, we used to play chandelier.

What's that?

You take a 32-ounce cup, you put it in the middle, and then you put Dixie cups all the way around it, and then you take one quarter and you pass it around like clockwise, and if the quarter gets in the little cup, that person has to drink his beer. If the quarter gets in the big 32-ounce cup, everybody drinks their beer. The last person to drop its can down, it has to drink the .32 out there.

Oh, lordy. That, by the way, sounds like a night that would be with you for the next week or so.

Oh, that was me and I'm 40 hands. It gives you a headache.

Does it? Yeah. Man. What kind of beer are we talking to, by the way? Because with these games, you cannot use good beer. You've got to use bad beer.

Premium beer. Bush Light. Oh, good.

I like it. What's going on? How are you doing, Heidi?

hey good morning what's up well we used to play this game called crossfire and it was with cards and it was a deck of cards and you didn't know how many people played but you like instead of just dealing out the cards you just kind of dropped them like you could give whoever you wanted as many cards as possible and then you played in between like let's say the ace of they'd started and you went to the person to the left of you and if they had an ace they could lay it down they were caught in the crossfire and they would have to drink oh so the person on the other side if they had an ace they would throw that too so you were caught in the crossfire and you just kept throwing cards that you were hoping that person didn't have oh my gosh you would get rocked

When you explain this to people, you have to explain it to them when they're sober, don't you? Because anytime you have a drinking game, if it's got that many layers to it, I feel like drunk people can't figure it out. I thought you were going to hit that nerd. There's nothing nerdy about a drinking game, but some of the drinking games become complicated. I had one that said, complicated? I ought to be like, bro, where the flip cup? Rachel what's your drinking game

Well it's not A specific drinking game But I was a rock star At Guitar Hero I would draw a crowd Wait

I would draw a crowd So if people If people are there all hanging out at your party You just all of a sudden put Guitar Hero on And start playing

Not like currently I understand

But that would be kind of weird If all of a sudden somebody in the middle of the party Just starts playing

You know what this party needs Me and my band And when you're drinking And we say you gotta try this And nobody can do it And then up comes me

And then you're good What's your guitar hero song What do you

ACDC

You shook me all night long What's up Patricia Hi hi how you doing we're doing okay we're by the way i'm noticing a pattern here though i'm sorry y'all caught me off guard what how did we catch you off guard you called us what's going

on i know it's early for all of you i know it's early to talk about uh drinking games but what

was your drinking game red or black red or black explain that to us okay you can get a deck of

cards a deck of playing cards um you keep them all together you ask the person red or black if they say red and the card is black they gotta take a shot see now that's an easy drinking game

you're gonna play a drinking game with but again just let me drink my drink no that i don't want

to be told no but no no no like like if you pick red and it's black no if you pick red and it's a red card you get to pick who you want to take a shot oh okay so you can like actually bully your

friends into getting drunk i love that what's up it's a shot too and not a drink like i know y'all

are hammered in 20 minutes what's up marina hi uh first time long time hey there yeah marina's on the phone all right so we used to play a game called presidents and a-holes oh yeah presidents

and a-holes yeah shannon knows all these drinking games yet she said she never played

Because all my friends liked to play. No, I said I didn't love playing drinking games. Oh, okay.

All right, because I never heard of that one.

You can put the beer box on your head if you were the a-hole.

Okay. All right.

So the subject of the game is to run out of all your cards, and then if you lose, you are the a-hole, and the president can tell you what to do, and we would make the person put the empty beer box over their head.

All right. That sounds scandalous. Are they naked? Are they...

Clothed or not clothed when they're doing this?

Well, it's the president's choice.

Oh, geez. Okay. That's where this gets a little sketchy. Last one. Eric, what's yours, Eric?

Hey, good morning. Yeah, KP. I was up north with family. We were playing beer darts as well, which is an amazing game, but sketchy as well as you get drinking. And we had got down to a few people, and the person throwing was not across from me. They actually happened to be a few rows down. For anybody who has played would know what I mean. And so when they went and threw the dart, it was pitch black at about 11 o'clock, and we had just headlights from the cars on to see. They threw the dart, and unfortunately it was quite an aggressive throw. And actually I had to stand up and back up, and it kind of got me in the crotch area. And luckily, with my pants, the pants stretched, and it saved me from probably puncturing my growing area. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

You almost punctured your privates playing a game, a drinking game. Yeah.

Not good, not good. But thank God for the pants.

Thank God for those Levi's that you were wearing that night.

Yes.

By the way, that would be amazing. I wonder we should – that should have been the topic. The topic should have been how many people have had to go to the emergency room after a drinking game. I would love to know. And then we have to guess the drinking game. It's going to be one of those weeks where we've got a lot of stuff to do and we're all going to say, and I said this to Lydia when we planned on doing this Wicked thing. We're like, you know, we're all going to get to Thursday at about 1.30 and go, F Kevin, because it was Kevin's idea for us to do the premiere of this Wicked movie. We're going to be like,

Cav, thanks so much for adding one more thing to our plate. I was supposed to go out with Tanya Lalonde Thursday. Now I've got to figure out. You cannot cancel on her two times.

I was supposed to go with Crystal from Family Heating and Cooling. I have to reschedule.

Invite them to see Wicked and tell them to wear pink or purple. I should.

Okay, yeah, I'll do that.

All right, what do you got, Shannon?

Crystal, come to Wicked with us. Okay, Jared Goff threw two of his four touchdown passes to Amon Ross, St. Brown, David Montgomery, Jameer Gibbs, combined for three rushing touchdowns for the Lions to beat the Jacksonville Jaguars real bad, 52-6 yesterday. The Lions' winning margin of 46 points, the largest in franchise history. And it handed Jacksonville its biggest ever defeat.

By the way, this is the, I believe, second home game in a row that they've had one of these big scoring victories like this. You have to intro this clip, by the way, if you want.

Well, I had a different clip that I wanted you to play.

Which clip did you want me to play? Okay, go. Oh, you got to tell me these things. All right, let me see. I did. The Jacksonville Jaguars. I played that last hour, though, I think. The Campbell one. Did I? Are you going to play it again? Oh, never mind. There you go. I'm going to play it.

Offensively, man, we set team records. 645 yards on offense, all right? And 38 first downs. Those are team records, gentlemen. So it goes without saying, everybody on offense is going to get a damn game ball. And our quarterback was 24, 29, 412 yards, four touchdowns. A perfect quarterback running with four rushes for 21 yards. It's the best.

Holy crap. Tonight for Monday Night Football, by the way, the Texans in Dallas taking on the Cowboys. Beyonce going to perform during halftime of the Christmas Day matchup between the Baltimore Ravens and the Houston Texans. That game can be watched on Netflix. And this makes total sense to me that she's going to be there doing the halftime show because Houston is her.

This is Christmas, not Thanksgiving.

This is Christmas Day.

So they're doing these things. It's funny, they do these Amazon games, and we're all going to be loving or hating this, depending on whether... Well, this is Netflix, too.

Or it's Netflix? This is Netflix's first year. I bet you this doesn't buffer. Beyonce not playing that Jake Paul Tyson buffer game.

Yeah, but if it does, I'm going to lose my mind. The first thing I said during that fight on Friday was, if this is what Christmas Day is going to be like, I'm going to be so angry.

People don't like the idea that they've got to get a streaming service to be able to watch these NFL games.

I understand.

Yeah.

I think they're making it tough these days.

Because there's so many different ones. I mean, yeah.

This is the new world, though. Get used to it.

And was it playoffs last year that you needed Peacock? Yeah. When it had to be Peacock, it could not be NBC.

Listen to this crazy story. An estranged husband and wife who purchased tickets for one of Taylor's era tour dates in Canada about a year ago had to decide what to do with them in their divorce, and it got messy. They were fighting over the Taylor tickets. The case needed to be settled before Taylor arrived in the city because some of her Toronto concert tickets were worth thousands of dollars. I saw some of them being resold on StubHub for $13,000 a piece. So the law firm who was dealing with this couple presented them with three options. They could go to the concert together as planned.

person could buy the tickets off the other for the current market value. The third option was that they could sell both tickets and just split the proceeds between them. But this was a thing like they paid money to lawyers to help figure this out for them. And the firm was unable to confirm to me which option the former couple chose because of lawyer client privilege. But she did tell me that the couple considered all three options. They did make a decision and they were very happy with the outcome i would just that kills me that that's something that they had to argue over i wonder how many times with the help of an attorney people argue over stuff

like that and then never go to the show or just resell the tickets so that they can just i'm sure

that's what they piss off their spouse well think about if you bought them for say they were 800 a ticket and now it's worth three grand like i might not be able to afford to buy you out to Go to the show.

Lydia's going to Toronto this weekend. Yeah, Thursday.

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All right, Mojo in the Morning Show. Phone number is 844-MOJO-LIVE. The text is 95500. Kev says, and I don't remember this at all, you wearing it, unless it was when I was not here on Friday. that you have officially retired an article of clothing that you wore last week yeah it's uh

i'm calling it's time to let it go bro and i don't know how you missed the jacket because it was like one of those loud jackets i had it on friday what color was it was red with like kind of jeopardy oh jeopardy but like like the michael jackson thriller jacket no not that red not no it was definitely red but it was like cheetah print slash leopard print i had it on friday

Oh, I was not here, yeah, so I missed it.

Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. I like it, too, which is why I had it on. It's a jacket I got in 2018, and I am not the same size I was in 2018. Really? Yeah, and I haven't worn it a lot, but I love the jacket. Fat boy. That's exactly how I felt. I love the jacket so much, and I haven't worn it, like I said, in a while. But when I woke up Friday and I was looking at the closet, I was like, it just stuck out to me. and i said yeah we're wearing you today and immediately when i put it on i was like okay so we're not gonna zip it but you can put it and then i looked at my sleeves and the sleeves were like way shorter than like a normal jacket is like what's what's those they call them raglons those shirts where it's like it's like a long sleeve shirt but the sleeves are like way shorter it's like a rag i don't know somebody out there know i'm talking about i know i ain't crazy

so you said that you can't wear you can't wear it because you said that you gained weight did you also then grow your arms too because that would be an interesting one

no I mean I think my shoulders are broader

so Wes wears those those are supposed to be like a little bit shorter in the arm

but that's how you buy them this jacket is not supposed to be shorter in the arms it's just shorter in the arms it's time to let it go bro don't you hate that

bad guy in a little coat Bad guy in a little coat That was me, man Bad guy in a little coat Bad guy in a little coat You're going to play with all of A

Don't you hate that when you have to You have to officially say that you can't wear something anymore Because either A, you don't fit in it Or B, you've worn it so much You put a hole in the crotch or something That's the worst Got a stain on it

I've tried to, like, I've bought, because I'm an online shopper. Rarely do I ever go into a physical store and, like, buy clothes. Yeah. So I've bought jeans that, or pants that, and you never know, right? Like, an extra large here may not be, it may be a medium there. Yeah. So I've bought pants that should fit me, and they come in and they don't, and I use them as motivational pants. But I can't fit those either.

Motivational pants.

I'm like, one day I'm going to wear these pants. I also

I also by the way and by the way we should have funerals for all of these kind of clothes I also hate when you buy something that you think is great and you wear it and then you go I'll buy another one just like it and it's never the same I think each one's made different for some reason hold on KP wants me to play what better hold on a second

there we go big bag big bag big bag Big back, yeah, my back is loaded up with snacks and different foods. Squeeze into this tiny shirt, my big back has no room. Big back, big back, big back, big back.

Can we redo this with Kevin and that jacket? Yeah.

Should I wear it tomorrow?

Yes, I think you should. 844 Mojo Live, text 95500. Amanda, let's call it out. What was it that you were so sad to have to get rid of, Amanda?

I wasn't really sad to get rid of anything It's kind of off topic I'm just curious why Kev got rid of this jacket But still has his subway uniform Oh that's true

Do you still fit into the subway uniform? I don't know it's in the car next commercial break I'll put that on Amanda you don't have anything at all That you've had to officially retire Because you couldn't fit into it anymore Or it got worn out

I guess I kind of donate stuff But like I buy clothes to fit my body

and not the other way around really well well that's boy that that's called healthy but uh we're not all healthy here i just like i just like though and for those that it's not that don't ever gain weight which i hate you people that don't ever gain weight or don't fluctuate your weight but the people who wear something so much don't you have something that you wear all the time like i have like three pair of jeans that i wear and that's it yet i've got probably 10 pair of jeans that I've had in my closet that I only wear the three. And one of them I wear consistently probably two or three days in a row just because they feel good on me. They stink. You know what? They probably do. Hold on. Let's try them. Come on over. You got a scratch and a step? Take a smell. Actually, you know when you know they smell? And I always spray like a cologne or something on my butt crack.

Oh yeah.

But about 4 o'clock in the afternoon you'll drive down the street and you'll spread your legs a little bit and as you spread your legs it's like it comes right up to you

or you do the pop test with your drawers you ever pop it you got to

that's how you pop elastic on your underwear pull it just to see what it smells like get it shoot up

like an elevator if my dogs start sniffing my crotch I know it's time to turn it away but I'm not

sniffing my crotch

what's up Jamal

hey good morning guys

morning

Kev I'm right there with you bro So I've had to shelf so many of my clothes because I'm finding out that I've gained a little bit of dad weight. So now half of my wardrobe is literally just sitting up on the shelves and hanging up. The biggest thing that hurt me is half of my Jordan collection I've got to give up because they're too small.

Wait, your feet grow too?

That's too much salt. Yeah. That's unreal. That's a sad moment. You see a size 10, now I'm like 10 and a half, 11. How do you lose feet weight?

I did. So I had to get all new shoes during my weight loss. And yesterday, or Saturday, I had these really cool dock heels that I've been waiting for forever to wear. I had to wear two pairs of winter socks with them because my feet no longer fit.

That's a good feeling, though, knowing that you have to put more things on to fit into them.

It's expensive.

You know what's amazing, though? The amazing thing is, Jamal, when you say, I think my feet are growing, like they're growing longer. They're not growing longer. They're growing wider. So you'd go, I'm going up a size. That's pretty cool. Usually as you get older, your feet get smaller. What's up, Erin? How you doing?

Good. How are you?

Good, Erin. We're all just kind of hanging out together and we're celebrating the end of Kev's red jacket.

First time, long time. Hey there. Hey, Erin's on the phone. So my husband will literally wear his Levi jeans until there's literally a hole in the crotch. And I'm like, you realize there's a hole in your crotch? We probably should get new ones now, right?

Yeah.

We'll literally keep wearing them until they're falling apart.

You know what, though? It's so sad to get rid of them, and you think that you can get one more wear out of them. And then the worst is when you get to wherever you're going, and you're too far away from a place that you can cover yourself up with a hole in your crotch.

That's exactly. Yeah. Exactly.

thanks for the call what's up becky hi hey how you doing becky becky when on friday's show when kev was wearing this jacket anytime anybody called and said first time long time it hurt

him because the jacket was so tight take a deep breath listen i have a drawer

in my dresser specifically for old clothes and i'm 42 years old and i have stuff from eighth grade oh my god this is like nostalgia stuff that i like absolutely adore and every once in a while i go and purge stuff out of it but the last time i did that i totally regretted it i'm a bit of a hoarder but i yeah i have to have those things i never fit in them again do you ever look at them

and then play that song, Memories.

Pretty much, yeah, yeah.

Like the corner of my mind.

One day I might need them. I've got Tommy Bibbs in there, Tommy Carpenter's, Gap Super White.

Isn't it funny? Hey, everything comes back in style.

Those are back in style, those Gap Super Whites.

What's up, Thomas?

Man, listen, I'm coming to Kevin's defense right now. I don't know what it is, but every time. So you remember a couple weeks ago when you guys did the smell my hole or whatever? Yeah. How can we forget?

For Jelly Roll, yeah.

Yeah. Two days later, kept sick. He's got to get a PTO incentive or some cash or something to make this a worthy incentive for him. You keep telling him to smell stuff.

Hey, he didn't have to smell anything on that. I was the one. I'm the one with the good immune system. He needs to start smelling more often and he won't get sick. Yeah. That is truth, by the way. We all like to smell each other. It is kind of interesting. Is that true, guys? I think we do. I think we do. Smell my butt. Smell my butt. All right. All right, Mojo in the morning show. Megan was offered money to hang out with somebody. Like the person actually offered you money to be their friend?

Yeah, honest to God, it felt like a dream come true because this is what I've been looking for in my life.

Isn't that like semi-friendship prostitution or what is that?

You know what? Everybody's a prostitute sometimes. That's true. He's got to be a high-priced prostitute. Yeah. So this past weekend, I went out on Saturday night to an event that a whole bunch of clients were at. And we were all having a really great time. It was at the Huntington Center. TSO was in town. Oh, this is in Toledo. It was, yeah. Okay. So I was hanging out with these guys, and afterwards, one of them was not ready for the night to end, and he wanted to keep the party going. And all of us are like, nah. The bed sounds real nice right now, because I don't know if you've ever gotten cross-faded at a TSO concert, but I was this weekend. And let me tell you, that is the right way to experience TSO. If you're not a little bit cross-faded.

What is TSO for those civilians?

Trans-Siberian Orchestra. Isn't that a big thing here?

Oh. I've seen them ever. The Trans-Siberian. Is that like the band that does the Yes, it's Christmas rock.

Is it? Like the guitarist last night was from White Snake.

By the way, you have to be part of their fan club to be calling them TSO. I've never heard of them as TSO before.

Can somebody please call in and defend me? That's pretty normal.

I did not know that.

I mean, it is too long to say.

They didn't say that in their commercials. Okay.

Brought to you by the TSO.

I thought it was like the Toledo Symphony Orchestra or something.

Explain Crossfade, too, because civilians may not know what that is.

Might be a little bit buzzed on top of being slightly high.

Oh.

I was a little bit cross-bated. It was a little bit good on right now. You are high as a f***ing kite. Sorry, Dad and Dad's girlfriend, if you're listening. I was. Were they with you?

You get high going to a Christmas concert.

Let me tell you. If you don't want to see the best light show of your life while a little bit cross-bated. It's like I can't do any sort of hard drugs, right? Like, I can't do ecstasy. That's too much. Well, you go CrossFit into TSO, and you're like, I'm in the club. And this is great. Look at the lights and the fog, and now it's snowing. Oh, my God. It's Christmas. It's funny.

Because doesn't Trans-Siberian Orchestra, they don't really have, like, words to their music, do they? No, they do. Oh, they do? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I always thought it was just instrumentals or something like that.

Well, let me tell you, the first half of the show is, like, a musical. It's a play. It's a story. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.

I would love to go to a show like this and just be zooted and tooted.

They got fired? Let me tell you, the little Russian orphan had me on the verge of tears at the beginning. Because I was like, this girl is Christmas and she's alone. I was losing it. And then the second half of the show is just like a concert. Like it's insane. It's actually insane how hard they go to a crowd of people sitting there silently. It is hysterical. It cracks me up. So nobody, like, gets up and, like... No. Dead silent. Let me tell you. Okay. Great, that's weird to me. Let me get... I feel like the vibes don't go. The violinist or fiddler.

used to play for Celine Dion. The guy who plays guitar is from White Snake. Like, there are, like, Broadway people in this production.

Here I go again.

And they are giving you full energy, like the place is about to bust the roof off, to average age, probably 65, 70, sitting there silently. And it is hysterical how much they are giving this.

Are you giggling during the thing? Yes. Or does giggles come out, really?

I'm the only person screaming and cheering. Well, we were in the back of the venue, So we had like an area where I was up dancing on a chair. I was living my best life.

So to get back to your topic at hand, after you got totally high at Trans-Siberian Orchestra, otherwise known as TSO, your people that you were going with wanted you to continue the party. Right. So they offered you how much money to hang out with them.

Do you want to know the real answer? Because I lied to you guys.

Right.

A couple grand to go out for TSOs.

Who are these clients? and we got to get them to spend more money on advertising.

They spent a fair chunk of change.

Is this the diamond guys, the guys you hang out with? It was it. Was it really? I don't know if it was.

Man. And I found out one of them went to high school with my dad and they were like, we got to keep this going. And I was like, absolutely not.

Jay Foster Jewelers. Man, I'll hang out with them for a donation to Breaking and Entering Christmas Wish as long as we can all go and get zooted or faded or all that. Wait, hold on, Lauren. Lauren, can you believe that she turned down a couple of grand to hang out longer that night?

No, I would have gone for that.

I know. As long as you don't have to do anything for it, you know what I mean? Just to hang out, I'm happy.

I got some boundaries.

Are you a fan of Megan? Are you a fan of TSO? Are you a fan of money? Which one?

Well, I am going to back Megan up here because it is TSO, and everyone knows to call them TSO.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Isn't it weird that their norm is just to go to mocking me, and I was right.

I did not know that. I'm going to have to apologize to you and to Jay Towers, Mr. Santa Claus.

Love you, Lauren.

Noah, what's up?

Nothing. It is TSO. If you've never been, you have to go. The pyro is literally insane. I got to work for them. I got to work for their concert a couple years ago, and all the flame effects and stuff that they do. Their stage is amazing. Question for you.

How much money would you take from Megan to hang out with her? Or would you do it for free?

I'd do it for free. Thank you, Noah.

Can you believe that she turned down two grand to hang out on Friday night? People were offering her two grand. I would have to say, you're going to have to cash at me that money right away so I can see it in my account.

I've been listening to the show Since before it merged

Okay

Megan and DJ Rod Being in all that And Demetrius I've been listening to the show for a long time

Do you know how much Megan pays in rent right now In downtown Detroit That's like two grand That's like a month of rent right there I would take that money in a second I'd be like you pay my rent You know what you're like You're like pretty woman That's what you're like You're Julia Roberts from pretty woman And the guys from Jay Foster Jewelers are Richard Gere. What's going on? How are you doing, Jennifer? Hi, how are you? Good. What's happening? TSO Rock. Oh, Jesus. They're everywhere. We lost it. We're the only ones that are not in the know. Now we know. Now we know.

Now we know. We need to give away tickets next year, apparently.

Now? Now? This year? Let's give away tickets? They've got to be coming to Detroit. Are they coming to Detroit? Is it done in Toledo? I don't know. No, but they come here. Is it one in nine? She said she wants a honey team. No, that's the Toledo one. Oh, gotcha, gotcha. Where the walleye play. Here's the deal. We're going to send every, we're going to, forget Wicked this week. Let's go. We're going to send you to see, and forget Taylor Swift. We're sending you to see TSO in Albuquerque.

December 28th. Have none of you seen it before? No.

I've seen it advertised. You know who goes? That's not my fault. Do you know who is obsessed with it? Tony Travato. Of course he is. He goes, ready for this one? This is no joke. You're going to laugh when you hear this. Tony's our boss, the program director extraordinaire. He goes by himself because Brooke doesn't want to come Oh my god that's Really? He gets a one off and goes Or he goes with J.E. And they go to T.S.O. together

I can't believe this is not like a Detroit thing Is it not a great thing?

December 28th at 3pm they'll be at L.C. Christmas is over with Why would you go see a Christmas band

On the 28th

I take down my T.S.O.s Right after Christmas You should not have your T.S.O.s up after Christmas By the way I'm going to be talking TSO. You know how you learn a new phrase? He thinks he's so cool. I'm going to be faded at TSO. I got it going. Cross faded. Cross faded. All right. Kev, you thought you were the cool one on this show. I guess.

It's me. First time TSO, long time TSO.

Let's go.

All right, it is the Mojo in the Morning shoe. Good to have you guys here with us. Thank you for listening. I read our first batch of breaking and entering Christmas wish letters over the weekend. And I have to tell you, there are a lot of our listeners that are in need. And we're going to be granting wishes. And we're going to be starting those things up. right here on the show on the Mojo in the Morning show and we want you to send us your letter it's not too late we got a bunch of wishes that we are going to be granting through the holidays go to mojoswish.org tell us what's going on in your life or somebody that you love's life and we will grant the wishes and we surprise them with our Mojo in the Morning sleigh from Zot Ford pull up Mrs. Claus actually it's funny we always just call Mike our Santa Claus KP's going to be out there doing it this year

hell yeah Mrs. Claus

we got Mrs. Claus Ms. Claus

oh okay

she's going to be are you ready for this? are you ready for the excitement? I know that during July and Christmas in July you did such an amazing job doing it

I was born ready I was doing my reps in July now I'm ready for the full thing I'm ready for you to put me on the court I'm ready

it's going to be incredible and we're going to be granting wishes throughout all of Detroit Toledo and Grand Rapids and we thank you guys so much for everything that you do for our break and entering Christmas wish. Go to mojoswish.org and send us your letters. This hour on the show, we've got to say goodbye. We're going to explain that coming up here in just a couple of minutes. The second date update, that's happening at 820. Don't go anywhere. Kev would like to know what to do if you have a fear that you've got a family member that may be on drugs. And Shannon with, she's got a little blackmail on someone and that was given to her by somebody else. We'll figure out who that is and we'll hear that story coming up in the next hour on Mojo in the Morning.

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It's been a while.

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I think I read that Tampa, Florida was voted the number one destination in Florida that people moved to.

Oh, really?

In the last five years since COVID. Yeah, it's been like the hot spot that everybody's been going to. So it's a fun little city, and you got a chance Friday morning. Listen to us pick the grand prize winner. We'll do four more qualifiers, 8 o'clock, all this week here on the show.

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This week on the Mojo in the Morning Show, we are saying goodbye. And goodbye to something that we, for the last 20 years, have called our home. We are moving out of our Mojo in the Morning Detroit broadcast facility in Farmington Hills, Michigan, where this radio station, Channel 955, which is the Detroit hub, has been broadcasting for a long time. And it's a lot of memories here. A lot of great radio has been broadcast out of this building. A lot of great radio personalities. A lot of great radio staff. All the great office people and sales people that have walked these hallways. We've had so many different laughs. So many different cries. We've had amazing amounts of contests that have taken place in our parking lot from our turkey shoots to we had Soulja Boy doing the Soulja Boy dance. in the back of this building with more than 3,000 people, believe it or not, in this parking lot that is not a very big parking lot. People parked all the way down to Hagerty Road from where we are, which is a couple miles away to walk and do that one. We've had so many different radio formats that came out of this building, including a sports radio format. And when I say so many different radio formats, I'm not just talking about 106. seven which i think changes format like every week or had for a while there um and we're going to be saying goodbye to what was our home for a very long time and i know that it's mixed feelings because i know that it's a place that you've heard us bitch about for such a long time because we thought we were moving years ago but it is officially happening we have had the worst of heating and cooling in this place the summer times we sweat our asses off the winter times we freeze our asses off but truly I walked out of here last week at the end of the week and when I walked out and got to my car which is parked in I love that nobody else from any of the other stations are here because I get parking spot number three behind Lydia and Shannon because I'm the third one here in the morning behind those two but um I got kind of emotional when I walked out it was weird I walked down the steps and as I was walking down the steps I can remember back when we moved into this building and it seemed like an asinine move it was like why are we moving to Farmington Hills Michigan there's really not even a freeway that's close to here like you had to like jump off in 96 96 and get here like it would make sense right if we were moving to an area but this building was cool it used to be the old headquarters for A&W root beer yeah and I think we got it for a good price and um but but you know what's funny is it's interesting sometimes you move into a place thinking you're only going to be there for a little bit and then you're there for a while and what does it do it turns into your home yeah and that's kind of what i mean it's a big part of our day we're here you know yeah um eight hours a day at least do you guys and listen

i know we've all had homes and i know shannon recently your mom moved out of your old childhood home yeah and which was an emotional time for you right because you got all those memories that go

um it actually was not i talked about this no it just wasn't i was very excited for her to get out of that space it had good memories but it also had a lot of bad memories but this this is going to be very different because I feel like I did a lot of growing up in this studio specifically sitting in this chair like I when I you know the my first day on this radio station I talked about how I had known Mojo for a couple of years but I was moving to Michigan and coming out of ending a relationship ending an engagement so I was here I was single I was trying to figure out who the heck I was I was in my early 20s and you know I found out that I was gonna co-host with Regis Philbin sitting in this chair I went into labor with Lucy sitting in this chair I had to sit in this space when I was on bed rest with Smith I mean like I think about how many really big good and bad things happened while I was in this space in this room in the studio and uh and we've

We've had so many people that have been on this show that, I mean, I look in the other room sometimes and I see the faces of past, you know, interns and producers and see past co-hosts at different microphones, past, you know, salespeople. when i walked by cubicles i can remember uh believe it or not you know donna who god rest her soul donna was one of our traffic managers i used to see her every morning when i was would go to the bathroom at 9 10 during that commercial break and she would always be there and she would always go good morning mojo like she always say that to you and she was one of those women that didn't really say a lot but when she said something to you it was always usually a pleasant thing i'm thinking wow there's so many different memories that come out of this building it's wild i walked out on and I don't know if is there anybody listening that has ever moved from a home probably more so than a business maybe you moved from like work maybe you worked at a place for a long time and then you moved to a new job or you retired or quit or got fired and you walk out of there and you go wow a lot of your life was was there I think I I told this to Chelsea when I got home last week and I said god I got emotional when I left the building knowing that we only have two more shows left tomorrow's it um and i told her i said as much as i hate the things about this building like the stuff that breaks and things like that i love a lot more than i hate you know and uh it's like a it's like an old house you hate paying the bills for the damn thing and all the fixing up jobs but you have a child that you brought home to it and that changes everything yeah it's weird uh what's going on mojo in the morning hi lexi how are you good how are you guys good have you ever been in this building before lexi were you ever part of

a contest actually i was for the cars cash and gas this summer oh my gosh okay so you got to see what this place is all about it is yeah it's really cool i didn't know it was out there and i've been there my whole life and i drove past i was like oh my gosh that's where mojo's been my whole life yeah but my grandma she actually is moving and she's been in her home for like 45 years and i grew up there like She raised me and everything, and my grandpa had passed in 2018, so now we're like, okay, it's time to get grandma into a place that she can maintain herself. And it's literally the hardest thing ever. I can't even – I don't want to go over there. I had to pack up my grandpa's garage, and my kids are like, let's go to Gigi's house. And I'm like, you guys, Gigi's house isn't anymore. They're selling it. I don't know how to explain it to them, but it's a big part of our life. It's so hard.

It's weird. And then the weird thing is going to be when you drive by that house and they change the color of it.

And you're like, why do they do that? That's what I'm so worried about. I'm so worried someone's going to flip it or something. I'm like, no, that's my family home. I brought my baby's home here.

It is so weird. I will say this. Grandparents' homes always felt good to you, right? Going to grandma's house.

Oh, it's the safest place.

And it is. It's a total safe spot. And then to know that, yeah, I got to sell it and you got to move them somewhere else just is so sad.

Well, I hope you guys the best.

Thank you. We're excited. We're very excited for this new building. But I'm going to tell you, it's going to take a little bit before we can call it home. What's up, Julie? How are you doing?

Good. How are you? I'm first time long to ask. Hey there. My air horn.

Is this air horn coming with us? And who's moving the air horn over? It better come with us.

Not me.

You're not moving. We got two men in a truck that did a bunch of moving for us. Shout out to him. Thank you to those guys. The two men in a truck guys. We got to give them a good plug this morning. What's going on with you?

um so i know how you guys are feeling exactly yeah i grew up in um my house my parents moved there when they were married and they had me in that house and i grew up there all my life and then i ended up um buying the house from my mom how sweet is that that's what i should do can i buy this building keep it we got money and then i ended up bringing my daughter home into it and building a family life into that very same home and then we ended up unfortunately had to move and it was very very heartbreaking when i walked out of that door and i locked it for

the first time oh man well that's you know what though you got to have it though you got to be the next person after the family and then you can pass it on so i was and my daughter still talks

about that house so she still remembers it and everything so i'm glad that at least she had some

memory in that house like i did so that's cool that's a cool story that's nice to hear thank you for the call thank you do you guys remember uh our he was number one in the afternoon uh for so many years on this radio station he is actually one of the biggest reasons why this radio station channel 955 became the number one hit music station and um for a long time remember Bo my

god one of the truly the nicest human beings I've ever met in my whole entire life and truly one of

the most talented human beings I've ever worked with sent me a text just a second ago he says great listening to your show I miss working in that building and I thought that you all had moved out a year ago um and beau we were supposed to but i will tell you this i will never forget and beau you will that will always be called beau's office even though sean strife has had that office you know and and megan megan did they ever give you that office or no those bastards but i used to call that beau's office all the time but i will never forget the morning that this radio station knocked off two radio stations off the air which honestly was to me one of the happiest moments but yet sad moments because you hate to see people lose jobs but when 93 1 drq change format and then when um 98 7 amp radio yeah uh change formats and to know you know that this radio station kind of had that so what are we doing tomorrow by the way just to like say goodbye to this place well we have to do something i told lady i go we got to do like a big i don't know maybe like invite a bunch of people to come by here or something but i was thinking i want to

smash that computer so bad in that room. You do? We can do a rage. I want to do something sentimental but then I want to do something like that. I think

that, I think first off, the first thing I do whenever I move from a place, I order from all the restaurants I'm going to miss on DoorDash. Oh,

the people from the Daily Jam, we went to visit them on Friday when you were gone. I went over there and got breakfast and they, they're super sad that we're leaving so they would like to do something.

It's going to be a sad, it's going to be a sad time. Sad time but yet a very happy time and we're excited to meet everybody down an eastern market hopefully our new neighbors don't think we're crazy you know what i mean so hopefully they look at us like oh we like having you guys in the neighborhood they're all

very much anticipating us i met a girl out the other day who works at the little jewelry store no no that's right down the street i haven't been in and she said all yeah she said all of eastern market is everybody's talking and they're waiting for us to come i was very excited i it's going to be so dangerous for us to move down there because every time i've done their thing

God, she is closed a couple of days in the middle of the week and those are always the days that I'm down there because I walk by and I go, today? Today? Today can't be the day. I don't have the money in the account for it today, but I know I'm going to visit her and get some jewelry. That's the part

that's going to be so interesting is because sometimes there are businesses that don't have regular hours and you're like, you're trying to figure out what the hell their hours are.

A few dates had Thanksgiving and now you're getting ghosted. No, please don't. What happened? Please stop crying. Second date update happens at 8-20. on Mojo in the Morning.

All right, it is Mojo in the Morning show. We are going to do the second date update coming up here in just a little bit. Should we do another round of winners for Wicked? Yes. Let's do that. So Lydia, will you do me a favor? Will you, hold on, I got to plug in my button there. Oh, there you go. My popular. How is, by the way, her version of popular? Is it good?

It is so good, you guys.

Is it as good as, what's her name, Chenoweth?

Kristen Chenoweth, yes. And I will say that the movie did a great job of taking things and making it the movie version without disrespecting the original and not being too crazy, but it's very much its own thing. We still can't.

844 Mojo Live. Let me solicit, and then we'll talk more. So 95th caller, 844 Mojo Live. The screening that we're doing is Thursday. 3pm if you can make it At 3pm I know not everybody can But we'll give at least some people a chance to go see it Before anybody else At the Imagine Theater in Royal Oak Special thanks to our good buddy Paul Glanz We love you Paul For setting this up for us See Wicked at the Imagine Theater Go to imagine-entertainment.com I'm about to be knocked out in there I already know Do you think that this movie Will be good for people that have never seen Wicked at all? Yes. Or The Wizard of Oz?

Yes, because it's different from The Wizard of Oz, but who hasn't seen The Wizard of Oz? Huh?

We know some people. I know some people. That's wild. Have they seen The Wiz? Because it's two very different movies. The Wiz, I saw The Wiz, The Wiz and Wicked, probably not even close, but can I tell you something? I've seen Wicked on stage 17 times, I think.

Yeah. That was crazy. You want to hear something crazy?

Why? I've only stayed awake once.

That is actually crazy. It's so good.

I've fallen asleep. Well, my problem is, at intermission, I always end up getting a bunch of M&Ms and pop and stuff like that, and then I end up just falling asleep, and Chelsea's got to wake me up towards the end. One time, I told her, I said, you should do this. You should leave me down at the Fisher Theater by myself. Shout out to the Fisher. What's up? Carissa, are you there?

Hey, yeah.

Winner. Congratulations.

Yeah, Riz.

You got tickets.

Awesome.

Thank you.

Have a great time. Wicked at Imagine Royal Oak, 3 p.m. this Thursday, okay?

It looks like it's going to be so awesome. Yeah, bring the tissues. I cried twice.

It's one of those.

Oh, I cried twice.

Please, by the way, be there before 3 because it starts at 3 because Paula had told us, even though it's our private screening, we got to start at nighttime because there's like a run of shows. We got a lot of shows going. So, all right. So, make sure if you can, watch out for traffic, okay?

Okay, thanks.

All right, hold on one second. We got another winner, too? I love it. Christine from Commerce, you're in there. What do you do that you can be there at 3 o'clock on a Thursday?

First time caller. Hey, Christine's on the phone.

Do you make your own hours, or how does that work?

Oh, I can be there. Well, no, I work, you know, I have a job that's in medical, so I'm pretty lucky.

I always love that when we do this thing, we'll say, hey, what do you do? And they're like, mind your own business. My boss isn't going to know about it, and I don't want to say what I do.

Hey, but I have to tell you, my neighbor is with you now. He's in the sales department.

Oh, really? Who's that?

Jake.

Jake. What's up, Jake? We'll have to say when we see Jake, his neighbor, Christine. Are you the loud neighbor? Which neighbor are you that he talks about?

No. We're pretty. It depends.

Okay. We always have different neighbors and you always know the neighbors. You got the neighbor that you always wonder if they, I don't know, are running from the law. And then you have the neighbor that you think is growing weed in their basement.

Still me.

Yeah. Are you okay there?

No, not I. I need some water, bro.

Here, do you want one? It's going down crazy. You need some water?

I have some.

Oh, okay. You choked Kevin up. He's very choked up right now about the fact that you live next to Jake. Hold on one second. Okay, it's an emotional moment. Megan talked about crying twice during this thing. Kevin is choking and none of us are helping him out. Let's see how long he goes.

family here we go second date update it's the second date update on mojo in the morning all

right second date update why are you not getting a call back after you went on a date mark's getting ghosted mark what's happening buddy how you doing hey good man how you doing good so mark what's the the story here how did you guys meet and And when's the last time that you guys were together?

We met through some friends. Shana's real cool. Went out a couple of times. Haven't talked to her, I'd say probably going on like two weeks. And I don't know. She just goes to me.

Are you reaching out to her or is she responding back to you or reaching out to you? Like, are you the only one communicating back and forth now?

Yeah, pretty much. I mean, I wouldn't say I'm not blowing her up, but, you know, I have reached out and, you know, I just don't know what's going on.

You got to be careful of how often you do it. Otherwise, it just comes across as desperation. But I've got to be honest, when you're calling Mojo in the morning up for a second date update, I don't know. That might be your last hope. Let's find out what's going on and see if everything is okay. What was your last date that you guys had with each other? What did you guys do?

Went out to dinner and a movie. That was kind of our thing. But I don't know, she was real cool I mean, I thought we had something going on But she just, I don't know, she switched up on me

Alright, she's on the phone with us right now Shayna, what's happening? Hey Hi, Shayna, say hello to Mark Hi, Mark Hey, how you doing? Shayna, have you been seeing Mark's messages to you? His text messages to you?

I have

Have you been just busy? or are you blowing him off?

I mean, I mean, I am busy. Just, I mean, you know, I just, I don't know. I'm just not sure about him anymore.

And what happened? Yeah.

Well, I mean, we went out on the first date and it was cool. I mean, it was a little weird, though, because, like, he asked me to meet up at the restaurant. You know, I'm just used to guys, like, you know, coming to the house, picking you up, like, just real, like, chivalry. Okay. But, you know, I didn't make a big deal about it. And it was a cool date. But then he asked me out again, and it was like he wanted me to pick him up. Okay.

Okay, so the first, wait, so the, he wanted you to go and pick him up. The first date, though, what happened again?

Well, he just, like, I mean, we had the date. We met each other there.

Okay, so you met each other there. He said, I'll meet you there. You're used to guys picking you up. Then the second date, he then says to you that he wants you to come pick him up. Are you thinking that he doesn't have a car or something like that? Because that's the first thing that would come to my head.

I mean, it's giving I don't have a car energy for sure.

I like you.

So that's throwing you off a little bit that he doesn't have a car. Do you have a car, Mark?

Yeah, I got a car. Yeah, of course I got a car. What's wrong with meeting someone at a restaurant and then having her come pick me up? What's the problem with that? Nothing.

I mean, I say nothing.

The meeting at the restaurant, what was the reason for her to pick you up?

as i'm trying to save money on gas a little bit i'm concerned about the environment that's a little crazy and not believable

i want you two to work out you're both so funny i had a buddy of mine that used to always have girls come pick him up and he would do it all the time because he figured then then the date ends at his house or he'd have them meet at his

house and then he would drive that's exactly what i think is happening like he's trying to get me

over to like to stay the night that was that was kind of the thing like he would always like to end the date at his house because he always would invite them to come back in and stay with that didn't even occur to me is that you can't invite yourself into her house if you're dropping her off right oh is mark is that is that was that something that was on your mind because of Shana you said that also was a thought That you had too

Absolutely

No It was just the fossil fuels It was just that

Come on

I would never do that

By the way do you think Do we think that guys should Pick up the girls for the dates i don't think there's any and i'm all about chivalry yep it's monday um i'm all about chivalry and like quote-unquote being old-fashioned in that regard of like i i feel like it's nice for a guy to pay for the first date but i almost would rather meet a first date at a restaurant because if they're creepy i don't want them to know where i am correct you know correct and so unless it's somebody i know through like a friend of a friend i would feel more comfortable but Otherwise, I would much rather those first couple of dates meet somewhere. So I don't think there's anything wrong with that. If they drink too much, you don't really know that.

It's not like I didn't, like, you know, I pinged my friend.

I air tagged myself. No, I'm not saying you weren't safe about it. It was just my personal opinion on that one.

Sarah, what do you think, Sarah?

So when he said that he's trying to save money, why would you even take somebody out if you're trying to save money? And he can't even drive.

I think he's full of crap. Is he lying? I think that's a joke.

Did he even pay for the meal himself?

They become a romantic. Did you ever think about that?

So you were doing this for romance purposes. Yeah. So we're right in the fact that you wanted her to come back to your place.

I didn't say that.

What's romantic, though, about you driving? I don't understand.

Well, I mean, I just, I don't know. It's like I'm being interrogated over here.

We're trying to figure out exactly what Shana's reasoning is, why she's not calling you back. What's going on, Jennifer?

Hi.

Hi, Jen.

Hi. I think that he doesn't have a license.

Oh. Or something happened to your license. Did you get your license taken away?

Mark, is it too personal to ask you?

I got my license. I got my real estate license and my driver's license. Okay, but if your license is valid and unsuspended

I'm sorry, but I think every man that doesn't have a license is going to say he has a license

So you don't think that he's got his license? He's not got a valid license? He's got it taken away for some reason What's up, Amanda? Hi

Hi, good morning

Hey there

Hey, Amanda's on the phone

What's going on, Amanda?

i'm just wondering why she wants a man that she's never met to come to her house for the first time um i feel like that's a big safety thing yeah shannon brought that up so what so what do you

do when you go out if you go out do you then just meet them out or do you go to is it safe to go to

their house though like he wanted her to do no i wouldn't go to their house until like maybe a few date until I got to know them a little bit better.

I'm also blown away. I have to tell you, Amanda, I'm blown away at how many times people will go out on a date with a person and they'll go right back to somebody's house or bring them back to their house. That's how you

get dommered.

I know a few people like that and it

terrifies me. I always say that you should watch an episode of Law & Order SVU before you go on any date and you'll be more cautious after you watch whatever those

episodes are. And so receptive to new people.

Exactly. Well, but you do need to be safe somehow. What's going on? How you doing, Antonio? Good. How are you? Good. What's happening? What do you think?

Hey, buddy. I like it. Antonio's on the phone, yo.

I like getting a guy's perspective on this one.

He's back in the second update on his date. I think he's playing too many games. He's BSing.

Yeah, he's full of crap.

He's got an excuse. Left and right. You know, fossil fuels. Not wanting her to come to the, you know, that's the reason why. If he was just straightforward, you know, and just bent himself instead of trying to impress, I think she probably would have went a lot better.

Yeah. Question for you. If you go on a first date with a girl, do you pick her up usually, or do you just meet out?

Just depends on whatever she's comfortable with. I would have, you know, if she wants me to pick her out, I'll pick her up. She wants to meet there, I'll meet her there. You know, I don't really mind, but I'm also paying for the first date, too. But it's however she feels comfortable. You know what I'm saying? I don't want to put her in an uncomfortable situation.

I got two different texts, a 248 and a 231 that say he wants the princess treatment, the passenger princess treatment. He wants to be the passenger so that he can have a couple more drinks than she does.

Like for the ladies on the show, how do y'all, and KP Lydia too, how do y'all look at a guy if he asks you to come pick him up? Do you immediately say he's not the one for me or what does that say to you?

So I dated a guy when I lived in Atlanta who was that. I think we only went out twice, maybe three times. And I finally realized he didn't have a car. I know you're going to be shocked when I say this. He was in a band. And all of the guys in the band just shared the 15 passenger.

white van and so whomever needed it had it and that was like tip of the iceberg of other things that he was just like at a point in his life he was very immature about because he was in a band he was in a band and they all shared the band they all shared that would be creepy if he pulled up in that wouldn't it well that was the only vehicle that he had and it wasn't just his do you see what i mean there were four of them that shared it but think about this think about if the

guy picked you up on a date and he pulled up in a white van right like it would be like i mean

if you lived with your dad tim murphy would never let you go out there but it was like tip of the iceberg there were so many other things and i was like okay you are not grown up yet okay here's the

thing about this we don't live in an area that has good public transportation so i can't give you the benefit of the doubt we don't live in new york or somewhere that has you know whatever I think that if you cannot provide transportation for yourself to get to and from work and do your daily life activities, you are not ready to be in a relationship with somebody. If you can't take care of yourself and your day-to-day, which does involve transporting yourself to work, you can't be in a relationship.

I also think in today's day, a lot of people are driving cars that they're embarrassed to be driving. And not everybody has the funds for a new car. And I think that might be playing a role in all this.

What if his only mode of transportation is an electric bike or a Vespa? Would you be okay getting on?

Honestly, Vespas are so cute. We have a ton of snow here.

Okay. I was just kidding, by the way. If a guy showed up in a Vespa, he'd be like...

I'd be like, take me out. Dumb and dumber.

No way. This is the home of the Dirty on the 30. Throwback, throwdown. Second date update. And more of the roses. This is Mojo in the Morning. Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

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What's going on, Shannon and the Dirty?

Okay, and I also can't wait until I cannot talk about Jake Paul anymore for a little while, but his unanimous decision victory over Mike Tyson was totally fixed, according to a fan theory that's going around online. I mean, bleh. Isn't this like a known thing that these things aren't real?

Jesse Ray, I see it, 79 to 73, declaring your winner by unanimous decision,

Jake El-Gayle! So, I talked about this earlier. There's this, there's one specific piece of a video that I keep see going around of Tyson landing a tinshot, and people are saying, it's, look at this, it's Jake Paul signaling for Mike to take it easy on it. Did you see that? When he sticks his tongue out? Yes, that's exactly it. He always does that. He has done that for every fight, and like, out of the ring, he does that. But, so that's like the thing that people are like, oh, that's his signal. They both know what that means. And then other people are like, Jake Paul does that all the time.

A lot of people are saying it was past Mike's bedtime. You know, even though we saw the practice videos of him sparring, it was just, he's 58, bro.

He's 58 years old. Exactly. You're 58 years old. You haven't boxed in 20 plus, since what, 2004 or something like that?

Almost 20 years.

I mean, come on.

And they also fought eight two-minute rounds. I mean, that's amazing. Which Mike wanted.

Yeah. I wanted to give the fans a show, but I didn't want to hurt someone that didn't need to be hurt.

Netflix, excuse me, said 60 million households were watching 65 mil at its peak.

They said that that fight was the highest rated fight, especially with the amount of people that were there, too, because the stadium was packed. And then the UFC on Saturday, they said the ratings for that thing were the biggest UFC fight that they've ever had. Everybody's fighting. Everybody's fighting. Everybody's doing the Trump dance now. You see that during the Lions game yesterday? I mean, I'm telling you. You know who the happiest people in the world are? The village people. They got that horrible song YMCA being played now.

By the way, that Trump dance was your dad dance like 10 years ago. I was the one that created it. Remember when you threw out the first pitch at the Toledo Mudhens game and we made fun of you? You did that exact dance and I'm like, this is stolen. What's the Trump dance? It's like he moves left and right. You've seen him like when you've been on the trail. Oh, we're doing it yesterday. Well, they weren't all, but like a good chunk of.

And they dance to this. It's like they say you're milking a cow or you're. You know, it's like you're dad. Backwards. Dad dance. Yeah. You got it. They said that this morning the NFL says that they may try to ban the celebratory dance because they were worried that they'll lose fans who don't necessarily like Donald Trump. But I'm thinking to myself, you do that, all you're going to do is get yourself in worse trouble. Yeah.

All right, Kev, this is a story for you because I know you and I were talking about it on Friday. I know Big Sean and Janae Aiko are not engaged. Somebody shared this photo of Janae at the GQ Men of the Year event. That was Thursday night. So Friday morning, remember, you were like,

Like, oh, she's wearing a big ring. She flashed it to the camera. She was flashing a big ring, a big old diamond ring. Somebody asked if it was an engagement ring or a wedding ring, and she said, this ring is from my stylist. It only fit on that finger. The more you know.

By the way, Big Sean reached out to Mojo in the morning and wants to help out with breaking in on Christmas. Yeah, Sean. How cool is that?

Happy birthday, Zeno.

Maybe we can get Big Sean with granting wishes for people in Detroit because he loves people in Detroit so much to live propose on the Mojo in the Morning show. Would that not be amazing? Come on. I'm going to talk to his mom about that.

The United States Postal Service is honoring the best, Betty White, with her own stamp. I think I'm the only person in the world that still actually sends cards through the mail and will buy these. My wife does. Chelsea does it all the time. I do, too. I love sending a card and getting a card. But her Forever stamp was announced on Friday as part of USPS's new slate of stamps for 2025. But stamps are expensive now. They're like 60-some cents a piece, I think. I was about to ask, is this like a higher price point than other ones? Well, the Forever stamp, you should have bought them 10 years ago when they were, you know.

They got great Christmas stamps, by the way, out. I was at the post office the other day having a new Express Mail or something. And they had like amazing Christmas stuff. With all the big Christmas movies.

Oh, really? Yeah.

That was dope.

And lastly, Sabrina Carpenter, joined by Christina Aguilera during her short and sweet tour stop in L.A. on Friday. They did two different duets. Oh! They look like twins, too.

That's cool.

Yeah. They did this song in Ain't No Other Man. Ain't No Other Man. They sound so good together. Could you imagine being a, like, that would be a really cool guest to bring out.

They've been talking a lot on social saying her shows are too sexual for her fan base. Oh, really? The entire album is a sex album. Taste is a song for a reason. Bed Cam. But actually, I didn't know that.

And Lucy, that's like her, she would give anything to one of her shows. That's what they're saying.

Like, they show footage of, like, a guy in her, you know, I don't know if they call it, like, film. But you can see the shadows of individuals. You can see the actual person. and she's laying on the bed, legs open, he flip her over. Oh. A lot of people talk on social media.

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Mojo in the morning. At this point of the radio show, if we were the Detroit Lions, I would pull us all out of the game and I'd put the B team in right now. I'd say, all right, here we go. We got to put in the weekend guys. Bring on, I don't know who. We have Cole. We got, we did EJ, who else?

I work on the weekends, so I'd still be in the game.

I'm pulling, nope, I'm taking you out of the game. I don't want you to get injured. Were you screaming at your television yesterday? Because I was screaming at Ford Field. I got a chance to go to the game yesterday. Our good friends Will and Jessica took us to the game.

You all look great, too, all four of you.

Oh, thank you. We had such a good time. We had fun. And actually, I don't know if there's a picture of this, But if there is a picture You have to judge whether I was drunk Or I was high

Because I want you to look

You can go look at the pictures that were posted You can see them

More so in one of the pictures I sent you guys.

I'm going to guess. Can I guess now or am I supposed to wait? Go ahead.

Yeah, guess now.

I'm guessing you were very high.

You know what? I'm not going to say until everybody's got their guesses in. But I normally don't do, I will say this. I will go on record to say this. I do not do any form of marriage you want. I don't do that. Unless I'm going to TSO on the faded side.

now what do you think kevin what do you think so i'm gonna go with uh i don't know man i'm looking at this picture of uh you holding up your cup and will's like yes okay you can see that by the way yes yeah so based on that picture with the cup in your hand i'm just gonna go drunk uh drunk okay

what do you think megan you're on lean yes you can see that by the way you can see this up on our it's yesterday it was posted yesterday it was posted 18 hours ago on our instagram You can see the picture of me So you got visuals to go look at this You think, what does that mean?

You were pulling a Lil Wayne

I was doing, oh it was both

Yeah, was there like a Jolly Rancher in that cup?

Could have been, could have been I'm gonna say that you guys would be right If you said I was high as a freaking kite

You are high as a Was it gummy? You didn't smoke, right?

Kite! Huh?

You didn't smoke, it was gummy

No, it was gummy So Will is now a gummy pusher, and so he does gummies to go to bed at night and sleep at night. And so because, oh, I don't know what, in Seattle, I'm high right now. I'm pushing a bunch of buttons. Because he's been a frequent shopper and a now card-carrying member of the greenhouse in Walled Lake, Will is trying to push this on me all the time. He's like, come on, you got to try it. Come on, man. Come on, man. Try it. Try it. I'm like, Will, I don't want to try it. I don't want to try it. So finally, at one point, I'm like, well, you took me to the game, and it's great seats. It's got great seats, club-level seats. And I'm going, all right, I'll try it. I tried a half, and then it was over. I just said it the whole time like this. It stuck. How long did it take to kick in? Okay, so took it in the end of the first quarter. Okay. Took a half of one. Half of a 10, I guess, Will said. So that means what, five? Five. If I could do my... So I took a half of a 10, and the half of a 10 that I took, by about the third quarter, by about the time that I was screaming at Dan Campbell, take golf out of the game! It's 50 to nothing or whatever. I'm like, what is the world is going on? I was so bad. Oh, and I'm going to say this, I would rather be drunk than be stoned. I don't know what you, what do you guys think?

I'm with you.

844-MOJO-LIVE, tell me your thoughts. Shannon, I know you're not a Mary Juana person like I am not. Correct.

Can I tell you something, though?

Yes.

I went to a dispensary for the very first time in my life this weekend. What? And my girlfriends acted like it was my first time in front of the castle at Walt Disney World. Yeah. And I was that person that I was very nervous about the whole thing. and it was very strange to me and I just, I don't know,

I don't know. I honestly...

Because I'm not a big marijuana person at all. I do not smoke. Every once in a very great while I will take like a half of a half of a half of someone's I can't do it. I'm a wine drinker. I like my wine.

Right. I agree with you.

But they were outside taking pictures of me. They're like, put your hands over your head. Make a pose pointing to the sign. I'm like, you guys, These are never going to post it anywhere. Ready to party. And then the guy inside was like, I need your phone number. I'm like, I'm not going to give you my real phone number. My friend's like, you dummy, don't say that. Just give the fake number. I'm like, I don't want you texting me. My kids use my phone.

You're now in the system, by the way, because you have to give an ID.

I did give an ID.

Yeah, so now you're in the system. You're in the system legally. I was so bad. We were walking out of the game. Okay, so these are club level seats. You go down an escalator to go down. You had to go down two escalators. I literally couldn't step on the escalator. That's how I'm doing. You was fading, bro. Which way do I go? Which way do I go? Which way do I go, George?

Which way do I go? If I'm choosing between getting drunk and getting hot, I'm going drunk. Yeah? And I'm really pushing it all in on drunk. Pause. If it is an edible that I'm getting hot for. Oh, yeah. You can't control that.

Yeah.

With an edible, bro, you don't know when that hot going away. I thought you said that.

Hey, Will. Uncle Mojo. Hey, Uncle Mojo. Will. What was the name of the edible That you pushed on me Yesterday at the game Oh good question I have the bag right here I promise I'm not eating them um they're called good news friday good news friday yay okay and and you said i i got a half

of a of a 10 so that was a five right yeah am i on the phone right now with a lot of my closest friends that i've never met yet no is it just you and i it's no it's just us just us yeah okay yeah

we're just hanging out right now yeah by the way will i i'm gonna tell you that i didn't feel my legs until i went to bed at 10 o'clock last night and that was a one o'clock game well i told you

you need to be with someone that you trust undeniably when you ride the ride for the first time now i've taken you up half the ride now i'm gonna take you down the backside when uh next time we do this you need to be with someone you trust pull the audience with the listeners you need to be in a safe environment with someone you trust you're going to have a good time you're going to have a lot of giggles and you're going to come back for a little bit more

I just feel like he's dropping acid for the first time that's what I felt like I felt like I was doing that I couldn't even feel my legs and you noticed this he had to help me like I was his grandparent getting on the escalator here you go Uncle Mojo or Uncle Tommy He calls me, you know, like getting on the thing. Oh, it was awful.

You know who was feeling worse than you was the Jacksonville Jaguars by halftime. Yeah, that is true. They needed it. They needed it.

Well, thank you for taking the game. I appreciate it, buddy. I'll talk to you soon. Oh, dude.

Miss you guys. See ya.

All right. Love you, buddy. All right. So the Fri-yay. Fri-yay is what you got to go to the greenhouse and get. What's going on, Kelly? Hi.

Hi. I have a very similar story, but unfortunately, it was my brother who ended at taking more than he should have. We were on our way to a Michigan football night game a couple years ago and I said, hey, I've got these really good gummies. Just take a little bite off of it. And I turned back around and grabbed the rest of the piece from him and he ate it all and it was 80 milligrams. He's still hot. And my dad was with us and he was not impressed and the whole game my brother was just staring at the lights and the fireworks needless to say a lot of nacho trips and a lot of beverage trips

holy crap that's awesome uh what's up andrea how you doing hey how are you doing we're doing okay andrea i got a little bit of a high hangover this morning though well that's funny because i can i

can smoke all the flour in the world but if i take an edible i am drooling on myself like i am a baby

oh my gosh by the way i never thought that so edibles are stronger than taking than smoking

yeah they affect your bloodstream differently than okay smoking flower would okay um but like i like i said i'm a i can smoke a lot of flower but i cannot take even a five milligram edible or i'm literally drooling on myself like a baby is this weird we're talking about this in our

kids like i know i know i know um can i can i tell you a great place to be high is at ford field they have the best popcorn i have ever had in my life they've got the butteriest popcorn i was like i was like seriously like eating that thing like it was a travel that's because you were high i was

so high amanda what's going on it was probably still not much i definitely rather be high than drunk agree oh really is it yes i my dad used to tell me when i was in high school he'd rather me

come home stoned than drunk oh geez wow that's because you're driving probably but i think you

can't drive either way no no no if i'm high smoking so i'm 23 uh i don't know if i'm high i'm way more when i used to get high i was way more controlled and focused and alert yeah like i made sure everything was right i was 40 when it said speed limit 45 i was going 45 exactly really were you Are you going 45 or are you going like 20?

I'll set that cruise, baby.

Yeah, I'll set that cruise.

Leslie, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi.

Hi, how are you? So listen, so my son gave my ex-husband and I this brownie with caramel and stuff all over. He gave each one of us one. It was like 120 milligrams. This was like 10 years ago. He said, Mom, now just eat a little bit. So we ate a little bit, and we knew we had to take the grandkids' school shopping that day later on. And we ate a little bit, but we got the munchies. So both of us started eating a little more. And we totally forgot that it was edible. I ate the whole damn thing. Oh, my God. He doesn't want to go school shopping with me to get their uniforms. I said, oh, no, you're going. And so we get into the store, and we're standing in line. And this line was so long. He just looked at me and snuck off back to the car. And I was in the store. I felt like I was on acid or mushrooms. And I get out to the car, and he's like, you've got to drive.

Why is it that the high grandparents?

are kind of funny yeah like that is just funny oh my god i have another comment you were talking

about neighbors earlier yeah so now i said that to my ex-husband so four years ago we got divorced but i bought a new home out in waterford so we're we're moving to the house and um and and like the neighbors are really strange so i can't figure it out so one of the other neighbors tells me well they're kind of strange because she's really on the down low her husband who was in prison was one of the ones that tried to kidnap the governor jacob frank oh geez okay we don't say names yeah go ahead okay all right okay anyways anyways um so anyway they ended up moving which was cool

and um can i ask you an honest question are you high right now as you're telling us this stuff or are you just like happy to be on there you're so high i'm worried you may try to kidnap the governor too oh no don't say that holy crap all right well we'll see you later by the way kev's still only going 25 miles an hour you know can you imagine getting pulled over by the cops for driving too slow i could imagine oh all right it is mojo in the morning um we this is okay i don't know if it's a serious one it obviously seems serious kev thinks that one of his family members

is doing like like hard drugs kev i mean yeah i'm surprised we're doing this right after that

It was scheduled next I feel like we should have thought about that She didn't schedule it this way He's still high over there

It's called a segue This is a segue This is a serious situation And through therapy I realize that Whenever I'm faced with serious stuff I make a joke about it Or I try to find a funny way to spin it I think we all do that That eases me in some type of way but a family member and i will uh i will try to say they so i'm not like on either side because i don't you know i don't want to it to get around back to that person but i think that person is back using hardcore drugs and this person has had their battle with substance abuse a long time ago and has communicated that they're done with that portion of their life but they have been showcasing what i call crackhead behavior um more recently and a few of the things is like the speed in which they talk the weight that they have and even though they're a very active person you can tell like what type of skinny it kind of look like and the other day they called me and it was like let me get 20 and it was actually 20 i'll give it back to you on wednesday it's talking all fast and in my mind i'm like twenty dollars like what the hell can you do with twenty dollars for real like and if it's like you on your last dollar and you need some gas and you need some food like i feel like that's what you would tell me but just to say let me get twenty dollars i need twenty dollars i'll give it back to you wednesday didn't get my 20 back by the way but it's all good that's what i expected in my mind i'm like for one i definitely need to approach this person and have like a real conversation um because i do feel like we have that type of relationship but also this would be the first type of conversation that i've had with anybody let alone somebody you know like in my family and um have y'all ever dealt with you know somebody with substance abuse issues or you have yes how did how did you know or and then how did

you react to them or did you address it um i don't know if i addressed it the proper way is what i'll say but this person had been to like rehab facilities like it was a known problem and so when you just exhibit those kind of sneaky behaviors coming back up again you go oh no and I'm not sure if I did handle it right or not because I have a fear of if you just cut everything off and confront right away that person might not come back to you again and then how can I help in the future if you don't come to me but you also don't want to be an enabler so it's like a weird juggling process i've never dealt with uh drugs being their issue i've dealt with alcohol

before and so alcohol i don't know if it's any different but alcohol it was trying to make them understand that they are abusing it and uh and that they they need to have help and that i would be their person that would you know not judge them but try to get them help did you invite

them out to lunch did you do it in a car like how did you set the scene to have that conversation i

did it with a former radio uh friend of ours that uh that you know i worked with and it was me and two other guys and we did it on honestly over the course of months of every night we would talk to this person for at least an hour a night just to see how they were doing because they were lonely by themselves and it was

then finally we just said hey we want to get you help and then we finally uh confronted them with it and they knew what was going on they knew what you know he knew what we were doing to him but i don't know i think it's it's one of those ones i think sometimes if you let them know what you're planning on doing yeah right away they'll shut you off but if you over time just show them

that you're a safe place i also think that it's smart to to have a community that's in that task with you that i think that that's a lot to have just on you yep yeah you know and i think that

sometimes you have to have somebody that's been through it that uh that knows what to do and what

not to do and what to say what not to say unless you can't force a fix onto somebody but you have

to be there for when they want to be fixed um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 again this is somebody that you're very very close to it's a family member that you're yeah family member uh sean what's happening hey what's up brother how you doing say how to kev hey what's up kev what up

sean how you doing aries ah what's up g i'm good man so check this out long time ago man my mama was you know on drugs and you know what i'm saying she was doing uh crack you know what i mean and uh And, you know, I grew up real hard from that because, you know, she wasn't really there to guide me. And my brothers were, you know, they stayed locked. Well, one of them stayed locked up and the other one, he just was all for himself. So, you know, that's the reason why I'm the person I am today. But at the same time, so me and my brothers one time, well, I came to my brother, my middle brother. And I was talking to him about, you know, we need to talk to mom, man. you know what i'm saying because she's like she ain't on track you know what i mean and we had to well this was the first time me and him had ever approached her like that and i you know i can relate to that kev because that was the first time i had to have a talk like that with anybody and it had to be my mom you know what i'm saying which has got to be really tough because

usually it's the opposite right your mom's parenting you not you're having to try to parent

your mom exactly so you know me and my brother sat her down and we got to talking to her about it and you know we had a moment you know she she had a breakdown she broke down crying and you know she was letting us know that yeah she was gonna get off of it and things like that so later on about i can say about two or three months later they had him my brother and my my mom had a real bad accident and my mom died but they brought her back oh jeez and um yeah man they brought her back she died in the car accident but they resuscitated her and brought her back but she had her whole face crushed in the accident she lost sight in one eye she lost her sense of smell and i really think that that was the act of god to get her off of that because after that happened

she got off of it wow that's amazing and mom is still with us today yep it's been like 10 years that's incredible buddy that's an unbelievable story so your your advice to kevin is love on them and possibly what finding somebody else to help him in the family to help him with this

this is this is my advice to you kev if you feel compelled to talk to that person you go do it Because probably ain't nobody else doing it. And once you say something to somebody, it's going to stick. It might not look like it's going to stick, but it's going to stick. And it's up to them. You did your part. It's up to them to take your advice. But you did your part. So, I mean, it's up to that person genuinely to get themselves back together. I mean, all you can do is help and talk.

Yeah, that's great. That's a great point. And they're going to fail. Unfortunately, all of the people that I have known, and again, this is with alcohol, not drugs, they have failed five, six, seven times before something finally got them to really be done. So I love his point of you did what you were supposed to do.

Sean, thank you for sharing that, man. I really appreciate that.

It's all good, man. I love all y'all, man. I listen to y'all every day. Y'all some real people, man. You know what I mean? I try to live my life right, and that's what, I mean, you know, I've been there, man. I've been through a lot. You know, I've got two children in heaven. I've got four grandchildren.

Buddy, you've got four grandchildren and two that pass. How old are you?

No, two of my children are passed. I'm 41.

You're 42 of your children have passed, and you've got...

grandchildren yes okay man i'm sorry that's awful don't be sorry for that i'm blessed to have my

grandchildren i know but no i'm saying but i didn't realize you had children in the past 41 years old you lived a life holy cow yes i have bro thank you buddy it's because of that test you

can testify you helping people i appreciate you sean thanks for the call buddy what's going on

sarah hi um so i am actually a recovering addict myself um i've been six years clean good job i just want to tell kev that like from a personal experience if you're close enough to him like definitely like you can definitely be the one to talk to him but you've got to let him know that you're not trying to rush him because they will run like just I know for me like when people were trying to force me and I wasn't ready I just ran from him so just let him know that when he is ready if that is what's going on that you're there and you're there to help him when he is ready that's really all you can do unfortunately and like Shannon said sometimes they will fail the first few times or more um it took me at least five times in rehab until I finally got it and you got to hit rock bottom unfortunately and you got to let them hit that because if you do give him $20 every time yes then it's never right he's never going to hit that rock bottom because that's what happened to me everybody kept giving it to me when I kept asking making up excuses saying I needed groceries I need this I need that I ran out of gas and so they started telling me no and i lost everybody that's when it kind of hit me and um i got cleaned so good for you sarah thank

you for the call yep wow these are coming lydia's great job getting these people on the phone thank you to our listeners for calling and sharing what's up amanda hi good morning good morning good morning for those just tuning in right now Kev has a family member that he's worried is an addict

and wondering what to do um well I just um heard Sarah talking about how um they need to wait and kind of ease into it because I'm also in recovery I have been clean for three and a half years um And it took me a long time, like she said, I don't know, five, six, seven, eight, nine times going into rehab. And like she said, too, if you're giving them money, you're just enabling. And enabling is just going to keep them going and going and going. And rock bottom is what you've got to hit. You've really got to hit rock bottom.

Question for you. When you hit rock bottom, does it affect your relationship with them when you finally come out of therapy? Like, do you look at that? How does it affect your relationship with the family members that let you hit rock bottom?

um so honestly it it takes a really really long time to get anyone's trust back um so that there is a time where i'm actually struggling like financially or just coming over to hang out it's like hide your purses hide your everything just because they're scared that you you know might steal. I never was a, you know, I never was a thief, thank the Lord. Um, and I never really had to, um, I worked for my money and, um, I did ask for money a few times, you know, with my family, but they, um, it took a long, long time to get their trust back for sure. Man. So you

right now are, this is your, your battle that you have and you're doing well. Yeah, absolutely. Um,

It is a battle every single day, but I do, um, I have a daughter, um, and so that is my, um, you know, she's my life. So I have to be here as a mother, um, to take care of her. And if I'm not taking care of myself, I cannot take care of her.

So I've heard one time somebody say, and this was a person that was helping us with my friend that had alcohol was was an alcoholic and they said they can't do it for their for their kids

they got to do it for themselves absolutely it's your number one priority i put myself first before

anybody well thank you for the call i appreciate it absolutely you guys have a good day kev when you hear this what rings to you as far as some of the advice that we've gotten from these last

three callers uh well the first thing that's on my mind right now is like you say uh you got to care about yourself before you care about anybody i feel like that's the same

that gets you into the situation like that's why you're doing it because you only care about yourself so it's kind of like this weird juxtaposition where on the left side it's like yes the only thing that can get me through is is worrying about myself but on the right side it's like that's the same onset that you're thinking of when you're doing the things that you know is not only hurting yourself hurting everybody else um but obviously for one it's amazing the type of listeners that we have and you never know what someone is going through and thank you and blessings to everybody that's in recovery and blessings and love to everybody that has somebody that's going through recovery and uh definitely need to have the conversation but need to do it with love and grace and let that person know that i'm not there to judge them i'm there for understanding and to help heal if there's an issue tammy what you want to say to cav

oh hi um i was just saying i have i have a family member who's currently like has been going on and off for years with um the drug scene and all you can really do is just have an honest conversation with them um but don't give them anything and let them know that you know you're not there to judge them but you're there to support them and unless they're ready to talk to you or to like get help Just let them know that you're in their corner, and that's all you really can do until, like, they're ready to, like, make those moves.

Thank you for the call. What do you think, Valerie? Hi, you wanted to say something?

Hi, I just wanted to say my daughter is 23 now. She will be clean one year, July 19th, from... Yes, man. She was in a car accident. didn't like drinking didn't like marijuana tried it once and her brother had to nurse her through the anxiety of that the one time she tried it and the minute they gave her the oxy it flipped the switch and addiction is so genetically i mean it's huge and as a family of trying to get her through it and it's like it's like i told her you know i have to read had to let her know that um We, I especially, I forgive her for what the things that she did, because that was like addiction brain. I'm sorry, addiction brain. When she's in next, it's like air. It's like air, then wanting that next hit. And it's, you know, she's in a, she did intensive outpatient, and then she's in a year-long program, and we constantly talk about it to make sure it's still in the forefront. And it was just, uh.

That's really scary.

Yeah, she had a car accident. She had three spinal surgeries. I mean, and how do you tell your kid they're in pain? And no, they can't have anything else. They have to just deal.

You know, it's amazing as you give birth to your child. You never expect when you're holding them that this is going to be something that you're dealing with. But it sounds to me like you as a mom are...

From day one, when they gave her that prescription for that medication, I tried to control it. Because I knew my kid. I knew the addiction on both sides of the family was so strong. And you were worried about that. I was trying to control it from the beginning, yeah. And it's just, it just gets away from you and you just, you don't have to, you don't, you see it, but you don't see it. And you try to, in my attempt to try to control it, I was actually enabling her, you know, and it was, but now, like I said, she'll, on the 19th, she'll be a year clean. I couldn't be prouder. That's amazing. And we celebrated front row at Jelly Roll. What a perfect, perfect artist. I had a line that said, one year clean, and he was just amazing, and I couldn't be prouder of the young woman. She starts a new job in January, but it was just...

Let her know that we're proud of her, too.

I texted her, get on Mojo now. Yeah.

We're proud of you. I don't want to give her her name out, but you know who this is. You know this is your mom.

Yeah, and you got to give them tough love, man. You do tough love, but a lot of love with the same amount of toughness, you know?

Good job, Mom. Thank you.

Thank you.

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Sarah, I'm dreading that I've got to go to see this movie. I will not watch the movie, by the way. So I will go there, say hello to you, and start the movie, and then I'm going outside, and I'm going to go. Hang out and eat popcorn or something. You know you're going to get sucked in. You love that musical. I hate this. No, I... Wicked, you're there. Congratulations to you. Yes, Sarah. Congrats. Thank you. Thank you. Imagine Theaters, where you want to go see it, you're going to be there this Thursday at the Imagine Royal Oak. Special thanks to Paul Glanz for setting us up with this, the Imagine. We love them so much. By the way,

Paul wants us to do a trailer to tell people to turn their phones off. Let's go. Like J Towers and Allison and Chelsea do. We're going to crush you. So we got to come up with a concept. How about this? Me not wanting to go see Wicked. You're going to be top of you. Congratulations to also, I said 95, calling him 95, but I guess we're giving away a couple. Lydia doesn't think that I can stretch this out over the week. Lindsay, are you there? You're a winner. Congratulations. Yeah, Lindsay. You're going I don't know what number you are But Lydia says you're also a winner Congratulations Aw, thank you so much We grabbed a second winner there So have a great time Thursday, 3 o'clock How is it that people can get out at 3 o'clock on a Thursday? Well, I actually have to work at that time So what are you going to do? I'm a piano teacher So I'm going to have to maybe reschedule I don't know You'll reschedule your piano? Are you sure you're going to be able to use these tickets? I don't know I would have to ask. Maybe we should give them to someone else. Oh, okay. You're right. Screw that lesson. This is wicked. So should I hear that? I'll pick up this next person here, and you tell them they're a winner. They're winning your tickets. The piano teacher can't go. Who is this? Hello.

Hi, yes. This is Lindsay.

Wait. I got Lindsay. That's Lindsay, too? Lindsay, meet Lindsay. Lindsay and Lindsay. You guys are a popular name. That was a good sign. Lindsay from Ann Arbor. Who's the other Lindsay?

Lindsay from Auburn Hills.

Okay, Lindsay from Auburn Hills. Lindsay from Ann Arbor is a piano teacher that cannot go Thursday at 3 o'clock to the movie. Could you go 3 o'clock Thursday? I think I can, yeah. Okay, then you're going. She's going to give you her tickets.

No doubt.

Yes.

That's fun.

It's a special screening of this movie. So a special screening that we're doing before it opens up in theaters. I've never won anything. Well, congratulations. Thank you. Lindsay from Ann Arbor. Do we have anything that we can give Lindsay from Ann Arbor? Can we give Lindsay from Ann Arbor anything since we're giving Lindsay? Or is she just spit out of luck? I think you're spit out of luck. I'm sorry. That's all right. We love you. But you know what it is, though? The reason we can't just... You didn't listen when I said, so those people that need to know... I think there are some people that hear... Be calling number 95 right now, and you're going to get Shannon's 28 dogs poopy. Would people call up? Look at the phone lines. They'll all light up right now. You get to go pick up Shannon's. Wouldn't that be great?

Oh, my gosh.

They come to your house with those little blue bags and pick them up.

She said, I'm good. We need a big garbage bag for mine.

So many. Actually, I do have tickets to go to Jingle Ball. So why don't we do that? Jingle Ball tickets. Your chance to go to our Jingle Ball December the 10th. So if you're going to be out of town or you have to work December the 10th and you can't use these tickets, don't call. Let somebody else call and win, all right? This is not like the Michigan Lottery where you can just put the money in your bank account. You got to actually go to these events. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Jingle Ball is December the 10th. It's presented by Capital One. And then, of course, our good sponsors like Planet Fitness, Kroger, Family Heating, Cooling, and Electrical, Summit Place Kia, 95th Caller, 844-MOJO-LIVE. 34, 69, calling in sick. Monday! Mojo in the morning! Set, hut! This is Mojo in the morning. Mojo in the morning's Dirty on the 30. All right, Shannon, what you got in this hour's Dirty on the 30, Shannon?

Well, we have been celebrating our Detroit Lions all morning, 9-1. Just an incredible record, okay? But there are two players specifically that did something really incredible off the field yesterday, and I think they deserve their own shout-out, And that's Jamison Williams and Kirby Joseph. After the game against the Jaguars ended yesterday, Williams and Joseph left the Ford Field locker room. They went to an event on Detroit's west side at the Union and gave away 100 turkeys while meeting and hanging out with a bunch of kids. Signing autographs, taking selfies, handing out food. And this was not a planned publicity stunt. They told nobody in the press about this, as far as I know. They were doing it for those kids that were lined up at the Union. And if you've never heard of the Union, by the way, it's a youth development nonprofit. Middle school through high school kids can go there. It's like a life skills and mentoring program. So just a really, really cool organization. And they did a really cool thing postgame.

By the way, the Lions are getting some crap from the league saying that they're running scores up on people. And a lot of people are saying that this is something that you don't see teams normally do. What does that mean? Well, they're running scores up. They could have easily had pulled back a little bit, but their offense, they didn't punt once. Did you know that?

Okay, but Sam Martin did not go out there once. So what? That's up to us.

The score was 50-something to whatever. But these are proactive.

athletes. Kirby Joseph, who passed out those turkeys, spoke to that in the

locker room yesterday. How exhilarating is it to beat a team that bad? I mean, second time this year, you guys

put up 50. For real? That's the second time? I don't know, like, third time. Did we do something like that? We got to ask, though.

Cowboys probably should have been 50.

If you're really not coming ready to play, we're going to give you the BTA.

Do you think that's what it is? I know Xavier McKinney said earlier that you guys seem like you're trying to embarrass people.

We just play football. If you're not coming ready to win, then you're going to get your Yeah, Curb.

And then passes out turkeys. It's nice to be on this end of the deal because it felt like for years as Lions fans, we were the Jacksonville Jaguars.

And Curb is putting his money where his mouth is. I think he has an NFL record right now. Seven interceptions this season. And he's had 15 since, I think, 2022. And the Jacksonville Jaguars owner was in Detroit. He was at Shed 5 at the tailgate in Eastern Market before the game.

Somebody said that the Jacksonville Jaguars are the team that will move to London because this owner of the team is from there. He's one of the wealthiest guys from Britain. And they said that his hope is, and they played there twice this year.

Yeah, and twice last year.

Would you want to be as a player? I know that we've got teams that are in Canada and stuff. Would you want to be as a player drafted to a team that played in London?

Yeah, F it. Why not? Really? First of all, I think the average lifespan of an NFL athlete is like three to five years. So the majority of the guys, you get three to five years over in London. I wonder if the money is still American, what that looks like.

What's the taxes like? Because I know the Canadian team's players hate it because the taxes are so much higher.

And London women are incredibly beautiful. Okay, all right, moving on.

You guys can talk after the show. Beyonce will perform during halftime of the Christmas Day matchup between the Ravens and the Houston Texans. that game you can find it and watch it on netflix houston is beyonce's hometown so this one makes a little bit of sense to me

we get shaboozy on thanksgiving they get beyonce at christmas uh model kate upton who is married to

former detroit tiger justin verlander reached out to her millions of followers on instagram asking for legal advice. Did you guys see this? No, what's this story? So people were wondering, like, what the heck's going on? And also, is she okay? So Kate Upton, again, Sports Illustrated cover model married to Justin Verlander. This was on, I looked at it, this was on her Instagram story. It was one of the days over the weekend. They're all blending together now. But she called upon lawyers, judges, advocates, law enforcement, parents to share their thoughts on this situation. And she wrote this. A dad, recently out of rehab, is traveling alone with his 10-year-old daughter. He gets drunk and high on pills, says he has a gun on him, and threatens to shoot the taxi driver if he does not drop them off on the highway at midnight to walk home. Thankfully, the taxi driver refuses and would rather be shot than drop the little girl off on the highway. She asked, Is this an emergency? A crime? Would you be scared for your child? She then added a feedback button to her Instagram story so people could submit, you know, their responses and their thoughts. But, like, no other details on who she was talking about, why she was involved. It was just very vague, Very strange. Yeah. And lastly, if you have little ones around you, turn it down, please, because we're going to be talking about some holiday magic for a second. Okay. I'll give you a moment.

Lions football? No.

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It needs to be like an angry Santa like we used to do back in the day.

I know, I know.

Like the kids scared straight.

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Thank you so much. You got a pair of tickets. Aw, thank you.

What do you do this early in the morning? You take the kids to school, or what are you doing?

Yeah, well, I'm on my way to, we own two laundromats. I drop her off at school in the morning, but, yeah. So, on my way to work it, check on laundry mats.

Wow. So, if I was ever to ask you for a quarter, I guarantee you, you got at least one in your pocket with owning two laundry mats.

No, tons of them. They're in my car right now.

Oh, my God. Do you have to roll them up and bring them to the bank, or how do you do that?

No. So, it's kind of like Robin Peter to pay Paul. So, I take them out inside of the dispensers, and I put them in the spill breakers.

Oh, okay.

I do end up with a bunch of them left over, and then I just, thankfully, I can take them my bank and put them in the

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Get your tickets today at Ticketmaster. Mojo on the Morning Show, home of the War of the Roses, second date update, and the Dirty on the 30. Shannon has a little blackmail info that was given to her on someone. Who is this all about?

So I was talking earlier in the show about how I went away for an annual girls. We do out like holiday shopping weekend this weekend every year. And we normally go to like the Holland Saugatuck area, which is you guys the best shopping. If you've never been over to the west side of the state, go to downtown Holland. It's so darn cute. And so it is expected that I make a lot of purchases for gifts, maybe a few for myself. my sister Jacqueline's like you can literally find something to buy in any store that you go in I don't care what it is and so you know Wes I'm usually the butt of the jokes in my house about how like I have this affinity for shopping and whatever and so um over the weekend god I love my stepdaughter because she knew what was that I was going to be doing some major shopping this weekend and she knows that her dad loves to like poke the bear with me about this and so while i was gone he apparently went to the mall and took it upon himself to do some major shopping and so like christmas shopping no shopping for himself pants shoes shirts a coat i don't even know what else he came home with a whole bunch of bags in his hands and samantha was so smart and snapped a photo of him walking through the door with all those bags and she sent it to me and she said here you go you can have this in your back pocket he can't say anything about you ever when you come

home so he knew you're out of town and wouldn't know about this but his daughter his own kid

is so smart and i love her because she knows who's doing the holiday shopping She wants something big Well they don't do Christmas gifts They do experiences

And it's already planned She knows that she might get something nice from her stepmother

Her stocking is gonna be stuffed I like it

By the way that is cool that you guys have this relationship That she would do that for you That she would sell out her own dad

And it's not a flattering photo of him

It's the first Christmas that you all will have Since you've been married right And he knows how photogenic you are so he was just out shopping so he could be ready for the pictures. Okay, he's sticking up on it. Is that all he's doing?

It's so funny because we're trying to save money so Chelsea's for Christmas because we know we got Christmas. Have you seen airline tickets at all for going away? They're like crazy.

And not just for Christmas. I was looking for spring break. I have the kids for spring break this year and so I was kind of like, oh, I need to plan ahead. I don't think we are going anywhere. There's a little vacation happening.

It's going to be Kalahari.

Not in Kalahari.

So the interesting thing is Chelsea and I have this hiring freeze, basically, on our spending, a spending freeze, and I have had to have my friends take in my packages for me because I've been secretly sending packages.

But are you guys doing, like, are you doing Christmas for the boys?

We always do Christmas for the boys.

But I try to explain to Chelsea that at some age they should get one present and that's it. And she thinks that that would be a depressing time for them. She still thinks that they're little kids and they should open up a bunch of little presents. Do you remember when you were a kid or when you had little kids and little kids open up the boxes? They don't even look on what's in the inside of the thing. You could wrap up empty boxes and your kids would be happy about it. So I told her, I said, just buy two gifts for each of the kids and then wrap up a bunch of empty boxes. And then when they ask about the empty boxes, go, eh, it's just a gift just to make us look like we're not cheap. You know? See if that still works for them. Like kids like Journey's age, at her age, she doesn't know what's inside of a gift. Come on, man. Parties, gifts, all that stuff at this age is more so for the parents than they do. It is. So what you do is you just wrap up empty boxes and stuff like that. And then you're fine with the whole deal. You bring out the toys from their birthday that they never told me.

Right. I think I might have done that. Have you really? That's smart. When the kids were little, little, oh my goodness, yeah. Because between the grandmas and aunts, they got so much stuff. And so someone, I think it was a listener, had said, take a couple of things and just put them away. When they're like two, three, four years old, they do not know. And then bring them out either in the months after that or for Christmas. And yeah.

We had a friend of ours that used to do that for their kids where they would wrap up their things from their closet, like clothes that they knew that the kid never wore. And the kids would, because no kids ever get excited over clothes. Right. Except for maybe Wes. Wes would probably, when he was a kid, he got excited over clothes because he seems like a clothes guy.

They, I mean, he grew up very, very, very poor. So they really didn't have Christmas.

That's what you should do for Christmas. You know what you should do? Take the items that he just bought.

And we don't do Christmas.

Hide them.

He and I don't.

And then wrap them up for him. And then he'll go, oh, my God, I just bought myself this at the mall. Same thing. And then look at him and go, really? You told me you weren't shopping. That would be something with the blackmail that you have. What are you going to use it for? I don't know.

It's going to be so strategic. You shouldn't have talked about it on the radio. Now he knows. He's out of town. He's in California for work. So this is the thing. Yesterday, I got off scotch-free. Because when my friend Jess dropped me off at home and I had all the bags, there was nobody there to say anything to me. So I just put everything where it needed to be.

you said scotch free you know scott free she meant scotch i think scotch is the you guys were

talking about there's a bottle in front of me of scotch i whatever sounds like we need to drink

um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 is our telephone number um as we get ready for the holidays and you're you know doing this thing isn't it funny that you have people in relationships where you'd say each other you cannot go out and buy anything which by the way you can't go on a shopping trip and not buy anything at all because i mean he knew you were going away with a bunch of girlfriends you know and that's what you guys normally do so yeah but um are there any listeners that uh they have like this thing where they have to hide the spending from each other and do you have one of your kids like sending stuff like sending pictures my mom used take me to the store all the time and she would tell me she would buy me a gift if i didn't tell my dad how much it was when we would go to the store that's crazy like we'd go to the groceries and my mom used to always do this she would always ask for money over at uh you know at the kroger

and stuff so she just had cash so she would say whatever she would say yeah can i get a hundred

over or 50 over and she'd do that every single time and i didn't realize my mom was probably like padding an account to divorce my dad or something um what kind of stuff uh do you think west bought from just looking at the pictures like what stores was he going into well he told

me he needed some new jeans because samantha had gone through his closet and taken out all the skinny jeans remember i talked about this because she was like you cannot wear these anymore but then he bought other jeans and they were dad jeans and they looked terrible so he knew that all of us were on him to get new pants um i don't know what else he bought though so he must have stuffed it

away before i got you gotta look you gotta look and see what uh see what stores he was going to What's up, Jessica? Hi.

Hi. Good morning.

Good morning. What's going on?

My mom used to hide money for me from my stepdad. Anytime they would go on vacation, she would put cash on the shelf of my room, or she would send it to me and say, don't tell him.

Oh, really? Okay. So she would sneak cash to you as her child without your stepdad knowing about it?

Yes.

It's so funny. Like, I love how, you know, people will do this in relationships where they'll hide from me, you know, their significant other certain things. And I know that if you just pull your kids into a room and interrogate them, you just offer them a bribery of something and you'll get more out of them.

You know, like I'll buy, I'll buy, have you ever done that at all with your, uh, with Samantha? Like where you'll say to her, Hey, tell me every little thing, you know, about your,

your dad and I'll take you to Zara and buy you whatever you want. I don't want to know.

Yeah. Oh my God.

It's better not to know. Right.

Uh, you know what? That though would be something good. Like you could say, Hey, you're going to Somerset with me later today. And I'm going to buy you something special

What are you keeping from Chelsea That you're sending over to a friend's house

We said that we would not buy So she says that I go on Amazon And I just start buying random crap All the time Like I literally have my fifth pair of headphones That I bought I bought a new pair for the new studio I wanted these pair of headphones Because I have three pair of headphones right now These in-airs And these are expensive They're like 400 bucks a piece So I bought a new pair of headphones and they're the red ones to match the red studio. I thought, oh, it'd be kind of cool. It would look good, right?

Oh, okay, yeah.

I had to have them delivered to my friend's house. And did I tell the story on the air or no? Did I do the story?

You got busted because he sent you a text.

My friend sends me a text and goes, hey, this is at my house if you want to come pick it up. And I literally had the text come through and it shows up on every device that I have, including my computer that's sitting there.

Dang.

And so she looks at the text message and sees it and then sees the box sitting right there.

Bad timing.

Yeah.

Did you lie? Did you kind of like figure out a way to weasel out of it? Or did you just...

I said I needed them for work and that the radio station was reimbursing me.

Oh, there you go.

But I was sending it to my friend's house because that's not sketchy. Exactly.

And by the way, when is the last time this radio station or radio company has reimbursed us for jack spit, right?

I think my headphones cost $11.99.

You know what, though? I can hear better than you. Okay. Huh? What did you say?

But the fire is so delightful.

We're supposed to get snow this week. They're saying that we might have snow flurries on Thursday, I think it is. They're saying that we could get rain mixed with a little snane. Snow mixed with rain. And it might be our first one. i wonder when the the what's the latest snowfall that we've ever gotten latest let's see latest have we ever had a winter without any snow i don't know that's a good point hold on let me go back i mean look as long as it snows on christmas i'll be good i know i love a good

to the googles i hate looking outside on christmas morning and seeing grass yeah dead grass is so depressing can't celebrate the birth of jesus that way i know what it is for toledo it isn't

The average first snowfall of one inch or more typically occurs on November 29th. Next week.

Is it as disappointing as not having a date in a while when you don't have a lot of snow? Like, think about that. What's worse, Megan?

Snow. Why do you say Megan? Because I... No, because she's... Megan, let's go to our official meteorologist of that. The expert.

Because she is single and also she loves the winter. Yeah. So I would have her choose. I would bet her choosing snow.

Really?

Yeah, because I think, first of all, I love the holiday season because generally people are just nicer. They're more patient. They're kinder. Everything's a little bit more slow-paced, and I think our world is too fast. I love the holidays because everything just kind of pushes on the brakes a little bit. So when you don't have snow, people don't get into the mindset, and then that mentality does not come fast enough. You're right.

Yeah. I don't know. I think I would, I think I'd rather not have snow, but get some, some, some loving. You know what I mean?

Well, I mean, she just said it doesn't come fast enough, so I don't know.

Hey. And we didn't say loving, we said first dates.

That's right. There's a difference.

Okay. How about, how about, how about this one? Hold on. I saw this story this morning. I thought this was interesting. Speaking of the weather and genitalia, have you guys ever, have you guys ever heard of winter penis?

No. What is that? I read this article, man. What is winter penis? Is this like Seinfeld? It was cold that night.

Doctors warn men that they may be about to suffer difficulties in the bedroom due to weather-related affliction known as winter penis. The phenomenon describes how males' genitals shrink when the temperature drops outside. Find your penis for a dollar.

Find your penis. One dollar. One dollar. Find your penis. This is not new information, correct?

As a result of restricted blood flow in certain areas, not only does this lead to the size reduction of...

Up to 50%. Oh, no. You have a little penis. The reduced blood flow to the area also makes it more challenging for men to maintain an erection.

Micropenis, yes.

Micropenis? Really?

But that's a real medical thing.

The problem happens because the body prioritizes blood flow to more important areas, like parts of the body that might be cold, like sometimes your internal organs um while most men who experience winter penis find it only occurs briefly and occasionally yeah right that's only briefly and occasionally it may be far worse for those with underlining erection uh dysfunction or ed can i ask a erectile dysfunction can i ask you a quick question um about uh this do women in the cold like do your guys's tell us about your vaginas ladies do your vaginas do your vaginas uh have a have a different sensitivity when the weather changes no no what what makes your vagina more sensitive or less sensitive it

doesn't hang externally it's it's in the same place okay but does the the weather doesn't

change your vagina at all cold weather doesn't change your children do

children i smell children menopause yeah i feel weird asking this question of you guys

let me call my wife and ask her about her vagina i want to ask her she's gonna hang up on you and i hope she does no no she'll be fine this is a medical thing that we're doing this is a medical segment tell i'm sorry chels we're doing a medical segment on the show right now it's okay to hang Hey, quick question. Does your vagina have a different sensitivity to cold weather as it does to warm weather?

No, just to you.

But honestly, no, seriously, I know that that's a funny joke. They all laugh. That was a joke, right?

I don't know, was it?

But as I bring you to the air here, and I'm asking all the women on the show to participate if they would like to, it's up to you. I don't want to get sued.

Your vagina just tried to bite me.

Does your vagina, though, react differently? Because we just talked about winter penis, and both Cav and myself have experienced winter penis before. Right, Cav? Yeah. That's a real thing. In the winter, our penis doesn't seem as big.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

Well, I don't think that that affects women.

It doesn't affect women. So the temperature doesn't change it for you?

No.

Okay. Well, then good. You got no excuse tonight. I'll see you later tonight, honey. See, I set it right up for that one, Kevin. Wasn't that a good one? No, you did not go down. By the way, an all-male crowd. It's always interesting when only half of the room. Yeah, see that? We laughed just as hard as they laughed at the joke that Chelsea said. All right, Chelsea. That's true. I love you. I'll talk to you later. And I love your penis. I love your penis. I love your vagina.

Oh, my God.

I love your vagina.

Either one is, oh, no. I love it.

Marky. Erica, are you there?

I'm here.

Erica, we're talking about.

I wanted to suggest a name change on this phenomenon. It should be called Winter Wiener. Yeah, you're right.

Where's that alliteration? That is a fantastic name. Thank you.

We need that alliteration.

You're welcome. What do we call winter vagina, though? Is there anything to that?

Oh, man, I wasn't prepared for that question. I'll have to think on it and call you back.

I can't believe that if men's penises are different, because the women's vaginas also deal with blood flow, too. Why would it not be?

It doesn't. You know, the ladies are fully functional regardless of the weather.

So doesn't blood flow, though, affect your vagina?

i mean i guess i don't know internal organ i just so it's a penis though

my my sensitive my penis is yes why it's not an external just because it sticks out megan

it doesn't wait that's exactly what makes the external exactly thank you

but it's covered up though you don't think that you're you don't think you can get cold down there You don't ever get cold down there?

I've never been outside in the snow with my bare vagina.

If you're outside with a pair of, like, and I see you guys wear them all the time, lululemons or leggings, I see you guys wear them. They're not keeping you fully warm inside, are they?

That area is usually very warm.

Is it?

Yeah. It's between your legs. Well, then why don't you let us all come in? warm why are we left outside oh lord are you okay no i'll answer yeah we heard it jason what's going on jason how you doing hey i'm doing pretty well mojo not not super

surprised you're not aware of what happens down there come on stop it i'm just saying

Are you thinking that the same thing you weren't thinking, the same thing I was thinking, that women also can be faced with, you know?

I think I apparently have fewer questions than you do.

Oh, come on.

I did want to put it out there, though, that winter is officially micro-penis awareness season.

Oh, we got our month. But maybe it's cold.

I did not know that. Let's all have a party. Can we have a micro-penis party?

Actually, I have a request. I wanted to know if I could write a song for you. Not on the spot, but I'll text it back in. Okay. Walking with a winter wiener man.

Fantastic.

I love it. He's good. Hey, look. Hey, Hannah said what we should title ladies' vaginas in the wintertime.

What's that?

Christmas coochie. Oh, there you go.

Descend beaver. These are all good.

What's up, Keith?

How you doing? This is why I went to school. Oh, nothing. All right, so ladies, hear me out. So say you get turned on, you know, it's a little, you know. I don't like where this is going. I got to dump that. All right, you got to dump that.

That was inappropriate, but also. Keith, that was it. Nobody's going to try, but it does make sense. Is that Miracle of 30? No, no, no. It's a Christmas story.

That's a Christmas story. By the way, Zach, be gentle with that.

We're not going to get to see our new building.

What's up, Tia? How you doing? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi.

Good morning. How are you guys? Good.

I'm loving it. Merry early Christmas.

I am in my car dying right now, just so you guys know. I know people driving by are like, what is she laughing at? But even though we don't have this problem, I think it should be called Winter Waffle.

Oh, God. All right. Well, listen, this was a great segment on our show. We have to end it right now before it gets too crazy. i just want everybody to know that as the weather cools up or gets colder let's all warm up with

some hot cuckoo is that we're calling it by the fire it's time for more mojo mojo in the morning

it's the second date update on mojo in the morning all right second date update why are

you not getting a call back after you went on a date mark's getting ghosted mark what's happening buddy how you doing hey good man how you doing good so mark what's the the story here how did you guys meet and when's the last time that you guys were together uh me we met through some

friends is shana's real cool went out a couple of times uh i haven't talked to her i'd say probably going on like two weeks and i don't know she just goes to me are you reaching out to her or is she

responding back to you or reaching out to you like is are you the only one communicating back

and forth now yeah pretty much i mean i wouldn't say i'm not blowing her up but you know i have reached out and you know i just don't know what's going on you got to be careful of how often you

do it otherwise it just comes across as desperation but i've got to be honest when you're calling mojo in the morning up for second date update i don't know that might be your last hope let's find out what's going on and see if everything is okay. What was your last date that you guys had with each other? What'd you guys do?

Went out to dinner and a movie. That was kind of our thing, but I don't know. She was real cool. I mean, I thought we had something going on, but she just, I don't know. She switched up on me.

All right. She's on the phone with us right now. Shana, what's happening? Hey. Hi. Shana, say hello to Mark. Hi, Mark. Hey, how you doing? Shana, Have you been seeing Mark's messages to you, his text messages to you?

I have.

Have you been just busy or are you blowing him off?

I mean, I am busy. I mean, you know, I just, I don't know. I'm just not sure about him anymore.

What happened? Yeah.

well i mean we went out on the first date and it was cool i mean it was a little weird though because like he asked me to meet up at the restaurant you know

I'm just used to guys, like, you know, coming to the house, picking you up, like, just real, like, chivalry.

Okay.

But, you know, I didn't make a big deal about it. And it was a cool date. But then he asked me out again, and it was like, he wanted me to pick him up. Okay.

Okay, so the first, wait, so the, he wanted you to go and pick him up. The first date, though, what happened again?

Well, he just, like, I mean, we had the date. We met each other there.

So you met each other there. He said, I'll meet you there. You're used to guys picking you up. Then the second date, he then says to you that he wants you to come pick him up. Are you thinking that he doesn't have a car or something like that? Because that's the first thing that would come to my head.

I mean, it's giving I don't have a car energy for sure.

I like you.

So that's throwing you off a little bit, that he doesn't have a car. Do you have a car, Mark?

Yeah, I got a car. Yeah, of course I got a car. What's wrong with meeting someone at a restaurant and then having her come pick me up? What's the problem with that? Nothing.

I mean, I say nothing. The meeting at the restaurant, what was the reason for her to pick you up?

Because I'm trying to save money on gas a little bit. I'm concerned about the environment. Fossil fuels.

Oh, he said fossil fuels. That's a little crazy And not believable I want you two to work out You're both so funny

I had a buddy of mine That used to always have girls Come pick him up And he would do it all the time Because he figured Then the date ends at his house Or he'd have them meet at his house And then he would drive

That's exactly what I think is happening He's trying to get me over To stay the night

That was kind of the thing He always liked to end the date at his house Because he always would invite them To come back in and stay with him That didn't even occur to me

You can't invite yourself into her house If you're dropping her off Is Mark

Was that something that was on your mind Because of Shana you said that also was a thought That you had too

Absolutely

No

No

It was just the fossil fuel It was just that Come on

I would never do that

By the way do you think Do we think that guys should Pick up the girls for the dates

I don't think there's any And I'm all about chivalry Yep it's Monday I'm all about chivalry and like Quote unquote being old fashioned In that regard of like I feel like it's nice for a guy to pay for the first date But I almost would rather meet a first date at a restaurant because if they're creepy, I don't want them to know where I am. Yes. You know?

Correct.

What do you think, Sarah?

Hey,

so when he said that he's trying to save money, why would you even take somebody out if you're trying to save money and you can't even drive?

I think he's full of crap. Is he lying? I think that's a joke.

Did he even pay for the meal himself?

Did he?

They become a romantic. Did you ever think about that?

So you were doing this for romance purposes? us yeah so we're right in the fact that you wanted her to come back to your place i didn't say that what's romantic though about you driving i don't understand

well i mean i i just i don't know what i'm being interrogated over here like

we're trying to figure out exactly what shana's reasoning is why she's not calling you back What's going on, Jennifer?

Hi.

Hi, Jen.

Hi. I think that he doesn't have a license.

Oh. Or something happened to your license. Did you get your license taken away?

Mark, is it too personal to ask you?

I got my license. I got my real estate license and my driver's license.

Okay, but if your license is valid and unsuspended. I'm sorry, but I think every man that doesn't have a license is going to say he has a license.

So you don't think that he's got his license? He's not got a valid license. He's got it taken away for some reason. What's up, Amanda? Hi.

Hi. Good morning. Good morning.

Hey there.

Hey, Amanda's on the phone.

What's going on, Amanda?

I'm just wondering why she wants a man that she's never met to come to her house for the first time. I feel like that's a big safety thing. Yeah, Shannon brought that up.

So what do you do when you go out? If you go out, do you then just meet them out? Or do you go to... Is it safe to go to their house, though, like he wanted her to do?

No, I wouldn't go to their house.

for maybe a few dates until I got to know them a little bit better. Yeah.

I'm also blown away. You date to meet. I have to tell you, Amanda, I'm blown away at how many times people will go out on a date with a person and they'll go right back to somebody's house or bring them back to their house.

That's how you get dommered.

Yeah. I know a few people like that and it terrifies me.

I always say that you should watch an episode of Law & Order SVU before you go on any date and you'll be more cautious after you watch one of those episodes.

I'm so deceptive to new people.

Exactly. Well, but you do need to be safe somehow. What's going on? How you doing, Antonio? Good. How are you? Good. What's happening? What do you think?

Hey, buddy. I like it. Antonio's on the phone, yo.

I like getting a guy's perspective on this one.

In the second update on his date, I think he's playing too many games. He's BSing.

Yeah, he's full of crap.

He's got an excuse, left and right. You know, fossil fuels, not wanting her to come to, you know, that's the reason why. If he was just straightforward, you know, and just bent himself instead of trying to impress, things probably would have been a lot better.

Yeah. Question for you. If you go on a first date with a girl, do you pick her up usually, or do you just meet out?

Just depends on whatever she's comfortable with. I would have, you know, if she wants me to pick her out, I'll pick her up. She wants to meet there, I'll meet her there. I don't, you know, I don't really, I don't really mind, but I'm also paying for the first date too, but it's however she feels comfortable. You know what I'm saying? I'm, you know, I don't want to put her in an uncomfortable situation.

I got two different texts, a 248 and a 231 that say he wants the princess treatment, the passenger princess treatment. He wants to be the passenger so that he can have a couple more drinks than she does.

Like for the ladies on the show, how do y'all, and KP Lydia too, how do y'all look at a guy if he asks you to come pick him up? do you immediately say he's not the one for me or what does that say to you so i i dated a guy

when i lived in atlanta who was that like the i think we only went out twice maybe three times and i finally realized he didn't have a car he i know you're gonna be shocked when i say this he was in a band and all of the guys in the band just shared like the 15 passenger white van right and And so whomever needed it had it. And that was like tip of the iceberg of other things that he was just like at a point in his life, he was very immature about. Because he was in a band. He was in a band. And they all shared the band. They all shared the band.

That would be creepy if he pulled up in that, wouldn't it?

Well, that was the only vehicle that he had. And it wasn't just his. Do you see what I mean? There were four of them that shared it.

But think about this. Think about if the guy picked you up on a date and he pulled up in a white van.

Right. It would be like.

I mean, the kidnapping van. With your dad, Tim Murphy would never let you go out there.

But it was like tip of the iceberg. There were so many other things. And I was like, okay, you are not grown up yet.

Okay, here's the thing about this. We don't live in an area that has good public transportation. So I can't give you the benefit of the doubt. We don't live in New York or somewhere that has, you know, whatever. I think that if you cannot provide transportation for yourself to get to and from work and do your daily life activities, you are not ready to be in a relationship with somebody. If you can't take care of yourself In your day to day Which does involve Transporting yourself to work You can't be in a relationship

I also think in today's day A lot of people are driving cars That they're embarrassed to be driving And not everybody has the funds for a new car And I think that might be playing a role In all this What if his only mode of transportation

Is an electric bike or a Vespa Would you be okay getting on that?

Honestly Vespas are so cute We have a ton of snow here

I was just kidding by the way If a guy showed up in a Vespa, he'd be like...

I'd be like, take me out.

Dumb and dumber.

You're going to be pretty. No way. This is the home of the dirty on the 30. Throwback, throwdown. Second date update. And War of the Roses. This is Mojo in the Morning.

All right. That does it for today. Tomorrow morning. It's Tuesday, which means War of the Roses. But also, it's our last show in this studio. Last show in the Detroit studios moving to a brand new studio. that will be clean and new and hopefully the air conditioning and everything and heat will work. Although it's funny because we were training there last week and the AC unit was out. I was like, wait a second. Don't even say that.

It was 100 degrees in that studio.

I thought that they were messing with us. I thought that they were just kind of having some fun, but I guess there was some last minute fixes that they needed. Tomorrow, listen to the historic last show out of our iHeart Farmington studios and a special goodbye to it. And then we'll be broadcasting some new places. It would be fun. All right, see you tomorrow. Bye. 20 plus years of idiocy and still going in Detroit, Toledo, and West Michigan.

It's Mojo in the Morning.

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