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Good morning and welcome to the Mojo in the Morning. show good to have you guys here war of the roses coming up this morning and this morning's war of the roses they just got married and he's already cheating this morning do we bust a truck driver cheating on his beautiful newlywed wife you will hear that coming up in less than an hour here on the show. So stick around. Jingle Ball tickets coming up. We also have a lot of things to get to. Five at 6.55. Shannon with a ton of dirty to get into. Lots of things to talk about. So thank you for being here. You made it of course to Thursday. I thought for sure that today was Friday. It feels like it should be Friday, right? The weeks have been flying except for this week. Anytime you got to move and all that stuff, I think that that's when it happens. And then of course

Snowflakes on the drive-in this morning.

That was interesting, wasn't it?

That's one way to put it. I'm so happy.

Oh, look at her. She's beaming right now.

I think I'm going to order us all Starbucks. Because we deserve some Christmas coffees this morning.

You know what? Sign me up.

Okay.

If that's the case, we'll take it. We will take anything that you have. You're like, did you just do Mariah? Was that Mariah? Was it Mariah or Oprah?

Who does that noise? It's Mariah. You guys, this whole time I've been on the show, I thought that was Oprah.

No, that's Mariah. Which one? No, no, no, no, Mariah, this is Oprah.

Yeah, that's okay.

Mariah, though, is the, it's time, where she breaks her glasses by doing that.

That's the wrong one.

You guys want to know. So I'm next door. I'm sorry. I talked over it.

No.

You guys want to know, since I'm up next on a podcast, that's going to be my podcast topic. Is it? Yeah, because I have no idea what all of these drops are. So I would love to like go through and like have you explain like where they come from and all of that. Early tease for next podcast.

I thought it was Mariah. I thought we were having Mariah Carey on the podcast. I was all excited about that. Saving that one for the Christmas episode.

I'll be so honest. I was having the crummiest start to my day today and I walked outside and I was like, oh my god it's perfect my whole day turned around already i was driving the lodge you don't drive

the lodge in the morning i know you did when you were going to the farmington studios driving the lodge is an experience in itself on a beautiful day on a bad day it's like no cedar point ride in the world is like that so welcome to detroit all right it's scary it's mojo in the morning Kev, what happened? Where were you at? The grocery store? Yeah.

Y'all got to tell me, am I tripping? Because I have my thoughts, but I like to use this as a soundboard, and I slightly respect your opinion, so I would love to know. Wait a second. I would love to know your thoughts. So I'm in a grocery store, and Josiah FaceTimes me. And no, I don't have my AirPods. No, I don't have my Meta Shades. So yes, you can hear Josiah. Let's just get that out the way. Let's get that out the way. It's what happens. If I see Josiah calling, I'm going to answer. I'm not going to say, hold on, wait, I'm in the grocery store. Let me call you in 15 minutes. No, I'm talking to Joe. So Joe's on FaceTime. I'm pushing my little cart. I stop. I'm not the only person in the grocery store. There are other people there. There's this guy that I don't know how close he was behind me when he first noticed that I was on FaceTime. But by the time that I realized he was behind me, it seems like he's over my shoulder, involved in my conversation. and he goes man he looks just like you and at first i'm like what the hell i ignored it i didn't make any sounds i didn't look at him any type of way i just kind of kept going with josiah wait he's he's seeing josiah by looking at your facetime screen yes he's looking at my phone seeing josiah's face and says he looks just like you how close is he to you when he's saying this to you is he like he's like kind of like where you are right now so okay so he can see okay and

you got in what you have like an iphone right okay not the big old freaking ipad iphone yeah

that's like yeah like the regular sign yeah yeah not the yeah the super pro nothing like that so i ignore him because that's weird and i'm not about to engage in this even though i'm like what's going on so i wrap up the call with josiah the guy doubles down he's like man you guys are You guys are the same. Yeah, I'm sorry. We're just going to pre-test that you burped. Y'all can hear that? Yeah. I thought it was more like a cough. I didn't know it was like a full-on burp. My bad. New mics, guys. You're picking up everything. You were mid-word. I guess I was so focused on talking. It's fine. It's fine. Keep going.

Yeah, everything. That, by the way, is acid reflux coming up right now on the radio.

I mean, that's weird. Is that weird? Yes.

Well, first off, we've talked before. So this is not the you shouldn't FaceTime in public because we talked before and obviously we've already gotten the answer to that. FaceTiming in public is rude. No, it's not. What you did, yes.

No, it's not.

We already had the answer on that. The listeners spoke. We all spoke.

And we all do it. You were in the minority. Everybody does it, but it is rude.

But going in, you wouldn't just grab the phone and go, hey, Josiah, what's going on? If you're on the phone, I wouldn't do that.

Yeah.

But you also wouldn't do it to somebody that you don't know. Yeah. Maybe you would. Never mind. I probably would. I've got to look on the other side of the board because you are that guy. And I mean that in a nice way. But you're inserting yourself into somebody else's phone. We used to have a guy who worked at the radio station.

Yeah. By the way, again, these microphones pick up everything. Who?

Wait, wait. Oh.

and he used to come into the studio and when we would have meetings and stuff and he would comment on the stuff that i had on my computer because he'd be standing like over the side of me i'm like you that is even if you are doing that he was hoping you get some nudes pop i never know don't make it don't make it known that you're being a creep all right so here but

here's the thing though yeah i actually i think what this guy did was sweet it was sweet oh yeah Like he gave you a compliment, but I also could see where it would be wrong. And it's creepy for him to do that. And by the way, 844 Mojo live 844-665-6548 or text 95500 if you have a thought on this or if you've ever had this where a stranger just jumped in on your conversation. I have found at times where I'll be on speaker and I'm talking and I can't think of a word or can't, I'm like, I'm trying to do this whole thing. And it's not strangers, but it's like Chelsea's there.

the room and she hears me and she it's it's red button whatever she's like screaming it out to me and i'm going wait why are you listening to my conversation even though i'm having the conversation on a speakerphone that's kind of what this guy is doing do you feel like it's

the same because we talked a little bit about noticing someone crying in public and obviously that's their business yeah and then you insert yourself and either give them a hug or offer assistance is it the same thing i hate when you make good points these are all good is it is it

the same or is it different these are all good things i i mean what if what if the guy said to you that kid doesn't look a thing like you who is that did you steal a child

i guess i also feel like now that you say that if you're facetiming in public like it's public domain it's everybody's business you know what i mean you that is the risk that you run by talking to josiah in public is that everybody can hear your conversation and you made that choice but i

I also feel like some things should stay thoughts and not become interactions. He could have just thought that. Why did you look right at me as you said that? I'm sorry. You know why.

313 says, can't talk right now, guys. Love the show. But I just wanted to let Kev know what that guy did was rude. And he should have pulled the phone away because that's kind of creepy to look at a kid like that.

I didn't even think about that.

I never thought about it. I mean, we're all, we all, everybody always goes towards, you know, stuff like that, but white vans, uh, wait, exactly. Follow him out to the parking lot. You know exactly which car he's driving.

The white van theory.

Uh, seven, three, four says I've had people that are in my work come in and start talking on my conversations when I'm on speakerphone. Well, again, should you be on speakerphone? I mean, is that a rude thing to be on speakerphone when that happens?

I think sometimes that's people's passive aggressive way to tell you to get off the phone. You know what I mean? Like they'll just come in and kind of, but you don't think this guy was. No, I think he was genuinely commenting, but it still was like, just get your beans, bro. Your beans? Yeah, I was at the soup aisle. They had, like, soup.

Oh, I thought you meant that, like, some sort of weird thing.

I know you do. Lentil soup is weird. I love soup.

Have you noticed, though, Cav has, like, the worst taste, though, in stuff that he buys. Slow down. Slow down. It's all about, like, lentil soup all the time. He's right. Thank you, Shannon. No, but you can't eat lentil soup five days a week like he does. Why not? First off, too much sodium in the soup.

Fight, fight, fight, fight.

And it's just not, to me, it's like, if you were saying, hey, I was, you know, in the Dorito aisle or I was, you know. Okay, wait, wait. So you're saying it's better to have Doritos than soup? I'm not looking for health in this one. I'm looking for taste.

You brought a sodium first, dude.

I'm sorry, but that was not the coolest argument was that's high in sodium. All right, good point. Your sodium levels. I will say, I tend to buy the low-sodium option of everything. Come on now, Shannon.

I do.

Oh, God.

Hold on. Welcome to 40. Christina has a question for Cavs about this guy. What's that, Christina?

I do, Cavs. So how old was this guy?

He wasn't like an older, older man. He was maybe, if I had to put up, maybe 40, between like 38 and 45. Wow, that's young.

I would have instantly, Christina, thought the same thing you probably did. I would have thought this guy would be like grandpa age. Nah, he wasn't that old.

Yeah, because I'm thinking like different rules apply when you get to a certain age of elderly that you get away with more. No, no, no. We have to stop this as a society. We cannot keep justifying this behavior in old people. Now, will I have that behavior? Absolutely. I cannot wait to take advantage of it. But when it happens to me, and we just go, well, it's okay to be awful as a human being because you're old and you've earned. You haven't earned disrespect and rudeness.

But that's not an awful thing. That's a caring thing. and that's why I think that Christina's thinking that, right? You're thinking that old people.

Yeah, I just think you lose your filter. There is no thought to stay in your head. They just come out.

So now that you know the guy's age, what are your thoughts? Is that an okay thing to do?

No, it's creepy.

Yeah, it's a little creepy. Well, thank you for the call, Christina. I appreciate it.

Have a good one, guys.

All right, take care of yourself.

How smart are you? It's Mojo in the mornings back in the day. We have to go back in time. Where we give you a bunch of events, and you tell us what year it happened.

It was the year that Ed Sheeran threw off The Breakfast Club when he did this during one of their interviews.

Every day I wish I'd never broken her heart. And I wish I'd never went through. Every woman that I love look at my life and what it's come to. I wish I wasn't the role model you'd have coped to. If I told my fans the things I did, then it's...

All freestyle.

I wish I was home more. I wish my team could see their kids on their birthday. She was home more. Home more.

Home more.

Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly starred in Holmes and Watson.

Shall we begin the autopsy? Dr. Grace Hart. A woman doctor? Impossible. Fortunately, we have a real doctor. Yeah? Would you like some heroin?

And the big song from Post Malone. What year was it? We'll set you up with the prize. We got tickets before they go on sale today to see Linkin Park. Good luck.

I've been popping, popping, man. I feel just like a rock star.

What a big brain you have. Tell us when that stuff happened. Call us at 844-MOJO-LIVE to tell us. 844-665-6548.

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All right, yeah. He's cheating with you, but we'll never cheat on you. That's cute. Another War of the Roses is after 7 on Mojo in the Morning. Mojo in the Morning.

Mojo in the Morning.

Testing your memory this early in the morning. This is Mojo's Back in the Day. What year did this stuff happen?

I don't think it would have amazed us because we've seen him do it so many times, but it amazed The Breakfast Club when Ed Sheeran just started freestyling.

Every day I wish I'd never broken a heart. In the middle of one area. Huh? Did you already send that? What'd he say? Wait till the end. I wish I wasn't the role model you'd a cop to. If I told my fans the things I did, then they'd say, I wish I was home more. I wish my team could see the kids on their birthday.

He said, I wish I was home more. And they thought he was saying, oh, okay. I was like, why are you pointing that out? Me too. Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly starred in Holmes and Watson.

Shall we begin the autopsy? Dr. Grace Hart. A woman doctor?

Impossible.

Fortunately, we have a real doctor.

Would you like some heroin? All right, and the big song. Rockstar, what year was it? We'll set you up with the prize. Let's go to Erica. Hi, Erica. Hello. What's happening? How you doing there?

I'm good. How about yourself?

Fantastic, Erica. What year was that?

This is 2018.

Yes, give it to her. Congratulations. You got it. We're going to set you up with tickets to see Lincoln Park. They go on sale today.

Yes.

Yes. You don't need to worry about it, though. Don't worry about it. Everybody else worry about it if they want to go see Lincoln Park. You just enjoy that you got free tickets. Congratulations to you.

My son just wants to say hi. We're on our way to school.

Oh, hello. How are you?

Hi.

Hi. What's going on? Where do you go to school? where do i go to school yes i go to janet junior high hey tall your teachers tell your teachers right now on the radio that if they're nice to you we may consider getting them jingle ball tickets if they don't give you any homework for the rest of the year all right go ahead all right tell them that mojo said that no more homework for the rest of the year i'll give a pair of tickets to them okay okay all right buddy hang on one second mom's going to a concert hang on one second erica okay all right thank you all right thank you so much for listening we're going to give jingle ball tickets away and if you're a teacher getting ready to go to class how about trying to win them 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 95th caller good luck mojo in the mornings dirty on the 30 all right shannon what you got in this hour is dirty on the 30 well authorities are

We're closing in on the suspects responsible for those high-end burglaries that targeted Kansas City Chiefs stars Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelsey. So these burglars apparently are part of this highly organized and intelligent crime ring, which we suspected when we broke this story to you last week. Please believe the culprits are members of a South American crime ring responsible for specifically targeting high-profile homes, which is actually happening in our area as well. I saw Novite was the latest target of a couple of them. The burglaries took place just before the Chiefs were set to face the Saints in a Monday night football matchup at Arrowhead Stadium. Travis Kelsey said he lost around $100,000 in jewelry, including his first ever Super Bowl jersey. Oh, that's a bummer. That is a bummer. Patrick Mahomes had a bunch of valuable items stolen, including jerseys, all sorts of medals and trophies and awards. The thieves also targeted his wife, Brittany, and stole a bunch of her jewelry and designer bags. So they definitely did some damage. Did you guys see this photo shoot that Kim Kardashian did? Yes. Yeah, I kind of liked it, to be honest with you. I thought it was real weird.

It was, but I still liked it.

Okay, so if you haven't seen it.

Check out her Instagram and you will see this nighttime photo shoot featuring her gold $30,000 Tesla robot. What makes it to me slightly strange is that she's posing really provocatively with this thing inside of her custom Tesla Model S. She's wearing sheer nude tights, a garter belt, a puffy black jacket that she kind of like throws off over one shoulder. One of the shots show the robot resting its hand on her thigh as she poses. And then there's another one where they're seated side by side and they're holding hands. I mean, they're nice photos. I guess the content to me was just a little weird.

It just gives me, this is the prequel to Ex Mahina. And I know none of you have watched this movie. Yeah, what is that? But y'all should be terrified. It's a beautiful thriller about falling in love with a robot that is willing to murder for its freedom.

And Kev wants one of those robots.

I do. Look, you'll be the first one of us to have one.

I probably would. Yes. It will be my version of Roomba lover. That's what I want. If you can have a lover or a best friend that looks not like a Roomba, though. I don't want it to look like a little spaceship on the floor.

Do you have a Roomba?

No, I bought one for Christmas for Chelsea three years ago and quickly returned it to Best Buy as soon as I did.

I used mine every single day. Changed my life.

Friends of ours just recently had their Roomba go right through their dog's poop all over their house. Oh, my God. Completely destroyed it.

Question for you. If you live with someone and that person is your wife and you buy a house gift, can you quote-unquote buy it for that person?

Well, it was a Christmas gift that I thought she would love. I thought that it was me saying to her, I don't want her to have to do it.

So she didn't ask for it. I got a power washer last year in my stocking. Yeah, no. This is a topic. I'm sorry. This is interesting. Although I love that damn power washer. Nikki Garcia and Dancing with the Stars pro Artem, still can't pronounce his last name for the life of me, have settled their divorce. They will not be going to court. This is interesting because both parties agreed to drop the domestic violence restraining orders that they had against each other in an effort to just move on with their lives. If you remember us telling you, Artem arrested back in August for this alleged altercation with his former WWE wife, Nikki. And at the time, he was arrested for domestic battery, booked on a felony domestic violence charge. Everything dropped. They both dropped everything. And Mojo, I'm getting it out of the way early. because the Masked Singer was on the last night. Yeah. And I only do it if it's somebody that we know. Is it?

Last time, it was somebody I had never heard of.

Who was that? I can't remember. Last week, it was somebody that literally all of us were like, who? No, that's not true. Megan and I will.

I think I know what he's talking about. I can't remember the name, but it was one of those.

Last night, we heard from the Ice King. No, it was the girl who lost her arm. Because I asked if she had a Hamilton. How do you not know who Anthony Hamilton is?

Soul surfer, baby. Soul surfer. My Roomba is more famous than her.

Oh, don't say that. That's sad.

Miley Cyrus.

Megan, you know who it is. Give me...

What kind of fame?

Former child star. Is it Taylor Lautner? No, it turned out to be former Nickelodeon star Drake Bell. And you also know him from that IED documentary series, Quiet on Set, The Dark Side of Kids TV. And she shared his story about being sexually abused while I'm Drake and Josh. Come on, Josh.

Doesn't he have like a whole new name?

Is he like a whole different person?

It's Spanish for Bell, and I forget what it is. Drake Bell is who it was.

Are we like cool with him again? Because he had a controversy. That's why a lot of people were like, you had an interesting year, and now you're on The Masked Singer. Is this you trying to save face and do something fun?

Does The Masked Singer really save a reputation?

I don't know.

What did he do?

He had allegations against him for talking to underage kids, right? Oh, yes. Oh, yes. And then the whole Nickelodeon thing came out, and I think a lot of people thought, well, you were a victim. I feel bad. But that doesn't mean you can perpetuate the behavior.

And then he backtracked and said he wished he hadn't shared his story. The whole thing was strange. Anyway, okay, for all of today's Dirty Catch-Up on the podcast on the free iHeartRadio app or MojoInTheMorning.com.

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All right, grab our first winner of the morning. Christy from Fenton, is that you? Charity. Charity, I'm sorry. Charity from Fenton. Charity, you're the winner. It's not Christy. Christy, I'm sorry from Fenton. If you're Christy from Fenton, you did not win this time. Charity wins.

Yeah, Charity.

Charity, how are you? What's going on?

I'm doing really well.

Where are you going right now?

I am going to school. I'm a teacher. Okay. So your prompt made me call in. I like it. And, yeah.

Charity, we got snow. Did you get some snow? Did you get a little flurries?

No, but I'm heading to Bloomfield Hills right now, so I'm hoping. It's always. I heard there's snow down there.

They actually fake snow there. They make their own snow. They're so rich over there. Congratulations. We got Jingle Ball tickets, and I'm sure we'll have some snow before Jingle Ball because that's on December the 10th, and it would only be fitting to have a Jingle Ball with a little bit of snow. You and a friend are going to be there. Congratulations.

Thank you so much.

Have the best time. We've got Jack Harlow, Teddy Swims, Jason Derulo, Madison Beer, Saweetie. And we have new music from Jack Harlow, by the way, tomorrow. Tomorrow morning, we're going to have new music from Jack Harlow. So be listening for that. That's going to be cool. Jingle Ball, headlining artist. All right. Don't go anywhere. Lydia's going to grab some information from you.

All right. It's Mojo in the Mornings, 5 at 6.55. 5 at 6.55, yo. 5 at 6.55, go now.

New reigning champ in the 5 at 655. Welcome back, Aaron, to the show. It's good to have you guys with us listening. And, Aaron, you were fun yesterday. You did great. Five out of five.

Thank you. I got to be honest. You guys almost had me on a couple of them.

Really? Okay. So, well, let's see what happens today. And your challenger this morning, let me pick this up and keep on. Angelica, is this you?

Yes, that's me.

It says, Angelica, you're from Detroit. You are taking your mom to work, your son to school, and then getting ready for parent-teacher conferences today. Oh, what a day. You've got a busy day.

Yes.

Are you expecting to have a good parent-teacher conference?

Oh, yeah, without a doubt.

You've got an angel there?

I do.

All right, good. Aaron, say hi to Angelica, and then I'm going to lock Aaron up in a soundproof area.

What up, Angelica? Hey, Aaron, how you doing?

Uh, not as tired as yesterday morning.

Ah, okay. We're locking them up. Here we go. Here we go. Let's begin. Five pop culture trivia questions. Whoever gets the most right win, uh, tie goes to the champion. Hold on a second. I don't know what the heck I'm doing here, so I'm still trying to, to, to learn this thing. I'm putting you on. There you go. Soundproof area. Now he's on soundproof area. All right, Angelica, here we go. Uh, yesterday, Tarek Skubal unanimously won the coveted Cy Young award. What sport does Skubal play? Football. Question number two. Ellen DeGeneres and her wife have moved to England in the wake of Donald Trump being elected president. True or false, Ellen is married to actress Jodie Foster.

False.

Question number three. Liam Payne was laid to rest yesterday. Shannon was reporting this during the Dirty. Several celebrities were in attendance to pay their respects, including this OG judge from American Idol and the man who helped create One Direction on the X Factor UK. What's his name?

Oh, um. Three seconds. Dang it. I don't know. Let's just say Luke Bryan. I don't know.

Question number four. Carly Rae Jepsen is 39 years old today. What was the name of her one hit wonder?

Call me, maybe.

And question number five, the best-selling video game of all time, set in a virtual world of blocks, is set to become a theme park in the U.S. and the U.K. What's it called?

Is it Minecraft?

Let's bring the champ back from a soundproof area.

Okay, Angelica, you got a three out of five.

All right. Respect. Three out of five, buddy. You ready? Yep. All right, here we go. So question number one, this is where it gets tricky. I've got to have long arms. Yesterday, Tarek Skubal unanimously won the coveted Cy Young Award. What sport does Skubal play?

Baseball.

Yes.

One to nothing.

Question number two.

Pay the man.

Huh? Pay the man.

Pay Skubal.

Yes. But don't pay him too much that we can't get another eight guys on the field at the time that he's out there. question number two Ellen DeGeneres and her wife have moved to England in the wake of Donald Trump being elected president true or false Ellen is married to

Actress Jodie Foster. False. Yeah, false. It's Portia de Rossi. Two to one. Question number three. Liam Payne was laid to rest yesterday. Several celebrities were in attendance to pay their respects, including this OG judge from American Idol and the man who helped create One Direction on the X Factor UK. What's his name? Simon Cowell. Yes, Simon Cowell.

Three to one.

Yeah, he got this. Question number four. Carly Rae Jepsen is 39 years old today. I know that Angelica was a fan of that song. She had that answer right away to this question. What was the name of her one-hit wonder? Call Me Maybe. There you go. You were a fan, too. Beast. And for a perfect score, Mr. Perfect, question number five, the best-selling video game of all time set in a virtual world of blocks is set to become a theme park in the U.S. and the U.K. What's it called?

I loathe this freaking game. You don't know how much time I've lost on the TV.

I'm sorry. Three seconds is up. Give me the answer. I'm sorry. Go ahead. Minecraft. Nice job. Very nice. My bad. I'm sorry. He's giving us commentary and everything. Three seconds. Three, two, one, go. Come on. No. All right. No. No, I love you, Aaron. Aaron, nice job. You got it, buddy. Yeah. You did it, and you were tired today.

No, yesterday I was tired. Today I had a good night's sleep.

All right, good. Well, rest up for tomorrow. You've got to end the week with another one, possibly. Angelica, we've got some Red Robin for you. Have a fantastic day today. You've got a lot on your plate. Be safe on those roads.

Yes, thank you guys so much. Good job, Aaron. You did great.

Thank you. Thank you for the competition. It's Mojo in the Mornings 5 at 6.55. I like him. Catching cheaters and proud of it. Ow, I'm sorry. It's your home for War of the Roses on Mojo in the Morning.

Alicia thinks that she's getting cheated on. Alicia, hi.

Hi.

So you're not married. You guys are dating, but you've been dating a while. Right. So first off, why is it that now all of a sudden you guys think that you're, you think that something's going on and why he's cheating?

Yes, we've been married for seven months, but prior to that, we were long distance for a year. Oh, you are married. Ohio.

So you are married?

Well, we're not legally married, but we did have a wedding because my mom's super traditional, but he didn't he told me that he didn't want to be married legally okay and so you guys decided

that you would just go through a ceremony but he's been weird lately and why what do you mean

by being weird lately well so we've been um living together for seven months and he's home maybe like once a week which was fine with me because of the long distance um once a week was great because i really wasn't seeing him before but i just had this really bad gut feeling it's like whenever he's home he's like if the phone rings or buzzes he turns the screen down like face down and i also feel like i should be seeing him more because he is my husband

i mean where's he at when he's not home he's a truck driver so he's he's gone a lot he's driving the the country right okay so uh not good uh that he's not as attentive to you but also seems weird that he's hiding his phone whenever his phone rings or things are going on.

Right. So like whenever I do see him, if his phone buzzes or whatever, he like turns the phone face down. And I just have this gut feeling it's not something's wrong. Yeah.

Being protective of the phone is always a dead giveaway.

All right. We're going to see where he's going to send a dozen free roses. I want you to mute your phone. And we're hoping that the flowers go to Alicia. So do me a favor, mute that phone first so I can hear that muted.

Okay.

And we'll give them a call. It's Mojo in the morning.

Hello? Hi, I'm looking for Harrison S***, please. This is Harrison Hi Harrison

My name is Nicole, and I'm calling you from a new floral company online called rosesbloom.com with actually an offer for some free flowers. If you have a moment to answer two very short survey questions for me, we're going to give you a dozen long-stemmed red roses that can be sent to the person of your choice anywhere in the country, absolutely free of charge. And we're just calling and hoping that you'll take part in our free offer and then use us in the future when you need to order flowers.

Yeah, sure. Can you make this fast, please?

Okay. It's just two questions. Have you purchased flowers in the last six months?

No.

Do you plan on purchasing flowers in the next six months?

I mean, maybe. I'm not sure.

Okay. As a thank you for participating in that survey, rosesbloom.com is now providing you with one dozen free roses. And so I just need to get some information about who you want these flowers sent to. And by the way, they can go out as early as today.

or we can schedule them it's up to you sure yeah um send them to carolyn do you need me to spell

that for you uh c-a-r-o-l-y-n yeah yeah that's right okay and the last name okay and what is carolyn's phone number uh 304 okay and I'm starting a profile for you Harrison just so it'll be easier if you do decide to order some flowers from us in the future so Carolyn is on here I just need her relationship to you she's my wife okay and we also offer something unique at roses bloom calm and that's a digital voice card where you can leave your own message kind of instead of a paper card and that's gonna to get texted to in this case, Carolyn upon delivery. So we're going to go ahead and record

that. All right. I'm going to count you down. Three, two, one. Hey, babe. Hope you enjoy these flowers. They're as beautiful as you are. Okay. Awesome. And Harrison, I do have to let you know

that this call is being recorded for quality and training purposes. Are you okay with that?

i don't really have a choice i guess fine okay harrison i'm going to also jump on and just grab one last thing from you and uh it shouldn't take very long but i just need to let you know that while we were sending these flowers off and while we were talking to you that your wife, Alicia, was listening and just heard you send flowers to a woman that you also called your wife.

Who is this?

Harrison, this is the Mojo in the Morning show. We're a radio show that your wife listens to and your wife called us up to see where you were going to send a dozen free roses and I don't know if you're mistaken or not, but you sent flowers to a woman that you also said was your wife. Alicia. Wife?

Wow.

Wow.

And just to kind of get our thing straight here, you say that you guys are married but you got married not legally right so it's just a ceremony yeah what was the purpose of of doing that if if you weren't doing it legally why whose whose idea was that my mom's your mom's why is that

because she always wanted me to have a traditional wedding but why did you guys not

why did you not legally get married then

i just wanted to be with him but he didn't want to be legally married

did he claim that he didn't want to or he couldn't

he just said he didn't want to do you know anybody by that name like have you ever heard him throw around that name before or has you ever seen that name on his phone no and you live in

ohio yeah oh yeah that area code is where that area code uh we're trying to get a hold of that

person uh that area code is west virginia does he travel there as part of his schedule

i don't know so you don't even know where he travels to or where he goes to on his on his road trips i mean he goes many places

I don't know exactly his route.

Okay. I'm going to have you hang here. We're going to talk to you some more, okay?

All right.

We're trying to get a hold of him again, and we're trying to get a hold of this woman that he sent the flowers to.

Okay.

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So Carolyn is on here. I just need her relationship to you.

She's my wife.

busting a cheater busting a cheater with a double life oh my god i don't get that um alicia how long have you guys uh been together how long is 13 years oh god so you've been living together for 13 years and how often is he home

like once a week

so he comes home once a week but is he home for days then at a time

no not really

so he comes home stays with you and then leaves and your relationship is based on a once a week

yeah I mean we were long distance before that so once a week was more than before

wow and how did you guys meet

online

did it ever did it ever like occur to you that the reason why he was never home was that there was somebody else or was it just recently that that was the case

I mean I just lately I've had a gut feeling because his phone was

I understand that but for 13 years you never thought that this guy who only spends a day a week with you?

I just figured it was because of his work schedule because I didn't really know his schedule when we first met. So I was, I guess, just accepting that that's how that was. Sure.

Wow.

All right. Hang on one sec. What's going on, Carrie? Hi.

Hi. Good morning.

Morning. It's Mojo on the Morning War of the Roses. What did you want to say?

I feel, and I'm 99% certain, she is the side chick. And it's sad because we see this so much. But the three key factors were once a week, over the road truck driver, not legally married. And didn't want to get legally married. Did not want to. And that's what's sad. I would never agree to that.

My heart goes out to her because it's not like it's been a thing that's been going on in her life for a short period of time. I mean, this has been most of her life that they've been dealt with us. Yes, it's sad. Thank you for the call. What's up, Susan? Hi.

Hi, how are you doing?

Fantastic, Susan. What's going on?

Good. Well, I'm calling from Canada, and I call you all the time. I'm a longtime listener, and I think that deserves a bim, bim, bim. Well, you know what?

No, we do, instead of the bim, bim, bim, for Canada, we do, Oh, Canada. Like, we have, like, a little thing that does that.

you know what i i feel absolutely sick i can't believe that somebody could do that to two people so he's ruining two people's lives it's i i i feel sick like honestly i feel nauseous when i heard he sent him to his wife other than alicia yeah i can't believe it how do you and

And how do you, like, try to manage that?

That's what I mean when I said I'm so confused because that's a lot to keep track of. Yeah. He may be a truck driver, and that's how he manages being able to be away one night a week, right, to be with Alicia. Who would settle for what?

What woman would settle for one night a week?

No, no.

Megan just raised her hand.

but for years and years and years and no commitment no real commitment yeah no commitment and to and to do a fake marriage that to me right there i yeah it's all it's all wrong thank you for the

call. Jordan, what's up?

Oh, all I needed to hear was not legally married.

Yeah.

But the other thing, and I'm listening to the other callers, I'm thinking the second girl is either on his route, so he stops there every night. So she's definitely the side chick.

So Alicia is the second girl. Well, she's the side chick, and that's his route.

So if, because he's only with her one night a week, he has to be off for about hours. Yeah. So he has to be off for like 10, 12 hours. So he's probably doing it with her and getting back on the road and leaving.

Chelsea's dad is a truck driver. So that's, you know, you do have like, it's kind of like pilots. You're not allowed to be driving for certain amounts of time, you know? So I know, and it's interesting because I look, we have a lot of truck drivers that listen to this show and I appreciate that. But the fact that every single week you go, no, you're going to go home. This is your wife. This is where you're staying. Then you're going to leave and you're going to spend the rest of your day or days with this other person who is your wife. and all that woman is the wiser too is the fact that he's probably staying in a hotel or something i wonder if she doesn't even just look at the fact that he's spending money for a residence in another state and probably financially taking care of for sure of alicia you know it's crazy

uh what's up paris it's mojo in the morning good morning i feel really bad for her My heart breaks for her. I just feel like she should have asked more questions when they first started dating. 13 years.

Paris, can you hang on for one second? Can you hang for, please hang for one second. Lydia is waving me down and flagging me down to pick up a line that's one of our inside lines.

His wife just called us back.

Hold on, okay. Who is this? Hello? Hello? Hi, who is this?

This is Carolyn.

Carolyn, it's Mojo in the morning. We are on the radio right now. I just do need to inform you of that. And I don't know if our producer who picked up the phone and talked to you told you anything about what's going on.

I'm sorry, I don't understand.

We are a radio show that is in Ohio and Michigan. And we got a phone call today from a woman who asked us to call her husband, whose name is Harrison, and to see what was going on with him and his personal life. And that guy that we talked to, Harrison, said that you were his wife. Well, this woman that we talked to also, her name is Alicia, she also claims to be his wife, too. and she is claiming that they are together and have been together for many, many years, but he claims that you are his wife. Are you married to a man named Harrison?

Yeah, he's my husband.

Okay. Well, he gave us your phone number, and then we told him that we have this woman named Alicia, who is his wife but he also says that you're his wife and we haven't been able to get a hold of him again did you have any idea that your husband might have another wife somewhere

i'm sorry i don't i don't know i don't understand i don't know what's going on

I understand. This is, this is, it's difficult to kind of get hold of and obviously, or to, to try to explain to somebody that has no idea what's going on.

How long have you been married? Listen, I, I, I don't know what's going on, but I'm, I'm happily married and please do not call me anymore.

Wow.

We probably should not call her anymore and wait until we see what we hear back from. Try to see if you can get Alicia back on.

comment on that because i know she wasn't on there with us the heartbreak of this whole thing is obviously he affects two people's lives in a great way by what's just happening it's hard hard to be

able to tell somebody that paris hi good morning my heart breaks for both of them actually how horrible of a person he must be to play this game for all these years and for alicia you you i'm sorry my heart breaks but you should have asked more questions 13 years is a long time to not know much of anything about him not being where he lived at i mean just so many red flags a lot of Sometimes women ignore these red flags. And when you meet somebody, you've got to be a darn detective going all up in their background to really, really know who they are.

And nowadays, better than ever, you can track people and see what they're doing. You know what I mean? But this is the thing. She was never suspicious of them.

Right. Absolutely. She accepted the bare minimum from him.

Yeah.

And that's my concern for her. she accepted the bare minimum but i also think his job allowed him the luxury and the freedom

to pull something like this off without suspicion yes yes without questioning anything without

expecting more expect more i just got a text yes i just got a text from tony our boss who just said do not put her back on the air again without uh without her full understanding of what the situation is about so that's our boss tony who just said that to us which honestly we we try to do with the war of the roses we don't want to ever blindside somebody and we feel horrible that that she might feel like she was blindsided and she was yeah yeah i feel horrible can you imagine if there's kids involved i know and there are by the way if you miss the war of the roses and you missed what happened when we made the phone call and missed all this it will be podcast for you so So just go to Mojo in the Morning Show on the podcast and check that out.

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Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

All right, we'll get you caught up on what's trending in the Dirty on the 30 this hour. We've got a lot of stuff to get to this morning. It was crazy yesterday. We had so many different topics that on our podcast set records. cab breaking news of a breakup actually was one of the highest podcast events that we had that was not a war of the roses so it was pretty uh pretty crazy yesterday uh we got more for you this morning we're live and Shannon what do you got in this hour is dirty well Chris Hill and

Tarek Skubel are first time Cy Young award winners Chris who's Chris oh he's not a tiger

no I know I said first time Cy Young oh okay I was gonna say Tarek Skubel let's talk about him

So he won the American League award unanimously. And I mean, he certainly was the team MVP for the Tigers, who just had a crazy end to their season. Somebody told me to, and I haven't watched the video of this yet, but I heard it's really cute. His wife bought him a car to celebrate his birthday. Like, he had a busy week. He won this. I think he turned 28 or 29. All of his boys showered him with champagne. It was like a lot of celebrating for Derek's football.

Did you, KP, did you wish him a congratulations and see if he responds to it right away?

No, because we are not together.

Well, I know you're not, but he's your Instagram friend.

Just because we follow each other on social media does not mean we're friends.

I send him messages all the time. You send him messages. Okay, then you tell him congratulations.

He responds to you. That's true. This is not my problem.

I have sent him as Mojo. I've sent him as Tom. I've sent him that is everything. He does not respond to me. KP sends him a great job. He hearts it and likes it.

He doesn't follow you back, so he can't see your message until he follows you back.

Well, I feel like maybe there needs to be a follow back.

No, I think you need a bikini pic next to the bike. Is that what we did in Florida? That's not what it was. No. Girl, those photos were hot. Those photos were hot.

Guys, you know who just followed me on Instagram this week? Holly Campbell. Coach Dan Campbell's wife and I love her.

Bro, I'm so jealous. I love her. You said that? I immediately went to check my most recent follows and she didn't follow me. I was like, cool, cool, cool.

And she liked one of my photos. I felt so cool. I felt so cool. By the way, speaking of Dan Campbell, did you see yesterday this press conference where he was shouting out his dogs? It was the cutest thing ever.

Hold on. Hold on. Let's play it. We got it?

Yeah. About two of your probably more unsung staff members, Thelma and Burt, what have they done to contribute to 9-in-1? What do you get, Thelma and Burt? You're talking about my dogs? Oh, no. Oh, no. You know who to blame for this question. Yeah. What do you get out of that? You get something out of all relationships.

Yeah, I would rather not answer that. Yeah, I was not expecting that one. Yeah, look, they're...

The look on his face.

I like my dogs. That's probably the best way to say it. I like my dogs. We've had some good ones. These are a couple of characters, and they're totally different, but they go with me on coffee runs. That's probably the best way to say it.

I love my dogs.

By the way, I know how you get them crying because he got kind of semi-emotional, right?

Oh, he got so emotional. I know, he put his hand up to his face.

I bet you Dan Campbell cried during Marley and Me, and I would never have expected it.

Who didn't?

Dan Campbell is a real guy. That just shows. I thought he was the toughest man in the world. He's got a soft side, and it's his dogs. What are his dogs' names?

Thelman Bird. He cried at so many of those press conferences. Everybody used to make fun of him, especially, was it two seasons ago when we started the season 0-5, and he was like, man, these guys are giving it. They're all, and my heart is breaking for them because they're doing the best, and I appreciate the grit and the hard work and the effort, and everybody made fun of him and said, your coach is crying and your season is 0-5. You made the biggest mistake, and if he does not win coach of the year this year, I'm going to lose my mind.

He may not because there's a lot of people that are a little salty with him because they think he's running scores up.

Who cares? Nobody said the other teams that were playing against us When we were 0-16, we're running the scores out. Yeah, I get it. Nobody once defended us. So now our team's finally good. It's a problem. Don't want to hear it. Sorry. I spent too much time on the internet. I'm sorry.

Ellen DeGeneres and our wife, Portia DeRossi, have moved to rural England. The Cotswolds, very specifically. If you ever watched my favorite Christmas movie, The Holiday, it's like there. I love The Holiday. They also put their Montecito home up for sale. They say they are never, ever returning to the United States. They apparently told friends the election of Donald Trump was their main motivation for getting the heck out of here. Or them Diddy tapes about to drop.

Oh, that's true. They might be in that, huh?

I don't know.

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Christine Fulton performed three separate times and took home three awards last night at the 58th annual CMA Awards. Male vocalist of the year, single of the year, song of the year.

Did you see Luke Combs? Did you see his reaction? No. The camera cut to Luke Combs and he mouthed eight because he's gotten eight for best new artist or vocalist, male vocalist. So Luke was like, oh.

Well, Morgan Wallen won the top award of the night. Entertainer of the year. An actor, Jeff Bridges, presented and accepted on his behalf. Check out how he said Morgan Walens' name, by the way.

Whelan. And the CMA Award for Entertainer of the Year goes to Morgan Whelan. Oh, no. Morgan. Morgan's not here, man. Man. Morgan couldn't make it tonight, so I'm going to accept this word on his behalf.

Host Lainey Wilson took home Female Vocalist of the Year, Music Video of the Year. Megan Maroney won the award for Best New Artist. Cody Johnson took home the trophy for leather, and he said he did not expect that win at all.

She was the first one out of her seat, maybe besides Jelly Roll. If it wasn't for Brandy, I wouldn't be here. I'm being dead serious when I say that if it weren't for Brandy, I would probably be dead or in jail. She's the woman that encouraged me to be the man I am as a husband, as a father, as a CEO of a company, as a leader. And I owe everything I have to that woman sitting right there.

That was backstage after he won Beyonce's Cowboy. Carter totally shut out. Didn't even get a single nomination last night. And McDonald's has announced the return of the...

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buy a half gallon for 19.99 really no don't you dare just in time for the holidays don't you And also, I thought the McRib was a Super Bowl thing.

I always thought it was, too, after the first year. That was kind of the deal.

Happy holidays. Merry Christmas.

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Goes to Morgan Whalen By the way, is that like an Idina Menzel type thing? Adele Dazeem? Yeah

That is way worse I don't know how to say Morgan Whalen And you're the presenter Okay, Idina Adele and Menzel Dazeem is, like, way farther off.

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It's Mojo in the Morning, 104.5 SNX, 92.5 KISS FM, and Channel 955, the iHeartRadio app, and, of course, across the world. Megan had a moment just happen to her. Actually, it happened to her yesterday, but I think it's one of those ones where it's probably going to happen to you a couple of times where being in this new building of ours caused you, Megan, to walk in on somebody.

Okay, so in our last building and truly in every single iHeart building that I have ever worked in, the restrooms have been in a very particular order, all the same, which I think is very, very interesting. The men's restroom has always been on the left, and the women's restroom, the bedroom.

Hold on a second.

The lavatory.

Are we going to talk about the property next? No, the property. Hold on. Yes.

And the peculiar area has always been on the right. Well, yesterday was kind of crazy around here. This transition has been a lot to juggle all at once, and I thought I was going to pee my pants. So I ran to the bathroom, and just out of habit, I knew where the bathrooms were, and I decided, you know, the women's restroom is on the right. Until I opened up the door, I saw men's shoes under the stall door, and then saw a urinal, and realized, not the right bathroom. Oh, boy. Not the right bathroom, even a little bit. And I really gave myself away, because that person wouldn't have known that I was a woman who just opened the door, until I went, ah! and quickly scurried away like a little rat that I am.

If you're in my neighborhood and you need to use the toilet, I'm your guy.

Just a pitter-patter of feet in a different direction.

And these bathrooms, as we talked about before, are different because you can see the feet. If you couldn't see the feet, that would be awkward. I don't know if anybody's had that happen to them, where you've walked in. Either way, if you walked into the wrong bathroom by accident and you don't know what to do, do you continue on? Because I've had that. I've been in the stall and then heard click, click, click, click, click. And I'm like, those sound like heels on the floor. That doesn't sound like, I don't know how many guys that are wearing, you know, their Johnson Murphy shoes. And they sound click, click, click, click, click. Yeah. I don't know that reference. It's a mall store. I always walk by it and I always go, those look like nice shoes. You ever see that? You ever see that in the mall? I don't know. Johnson Murphy. Isn't it Johnson Murphy? Isn't that what it's called?

I thought Oxfords were shirts.

No, Oxford. They got some dress shoes. Yeah, they got some dress shoes too.

Those are penny loafers.

So did we find out whose shoes or whose feet those were?

No. Do you think I was like, I'd really like to bring this up with this person in the future that I walked into the wrong bathroom?

I'm guessing it's got to either be one of these engineers, because there's a lot of them here right now. It's either one of them. For sure. It's Casey. Or it's Brenton. He's in there a bunch. It's Brendan. It could be, I don't know, a couple of these sales. Oh, my God. Yeah. Let's do a foot check. It's got to be that guy with the fish hat on. Look at his shoes. Yeah. Those are boots, though. Those are big old boots. Those look like James and the Murphys. Okay, so Megan, when you do the, did the guy, did he say anything, or did you quickly just run, or get out of there?

All I heard was, huh.

Yeah.

It was just a lot of human gruntal noises.

There was a lot of, huh. Are you sure that that wasn't happening before? Exactly.

Oh. No, I'm not sure.

That had nothing to do with you. Hey, Bethany, Megan walked in on a dude in the back.

bathroom what's going on um well i started a new job probably a little over a month ago and the way the bathrooms are in one spot the ones that i go to most of the time the woman's is on the right the men's is on the left in another spot the other place i go sometimes the i don't want anyway it doesn't matter where i go really okay it's confusing the opposite and i always walk in

the men's room yeah yeah i i've i i'm telling you know when i do it all the time at department stores in the mall yeah like i always feel like nordstrom's or macy's like you go into the wrong bathroom because you don't realize it and then the thing is a lot of times you don't necessarily know the bathroom because the sign is so small that's on the door or they have just the picture you ever go to restaurants where they have the picture but it goes i've seen women that look

like that like another language or like their own lingo yeah why isn't there a universal standard like women's on the right, men's on the left.

I don't know. But like this caller on the line, what's your name again? I'm sorry, Bethany. One time you do it as a mistake. Twice, I'll give it to you. If you're doing it all the time, you're trying to see somebody.

But she's at work and in one place, they're one way. Trust me, no one wants to see that. At work? Yeah, we're not like, oh my God, can't wait to see what's in the urinal with my 30-year-old co-worker who I think about throat punching three times a day. Can't wait to see his junk. Make a duty. Tell me I'm wrong.

Dana, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

Hey, good morning, everyone.

Good morning.

So I was out downtown one time at the Temple Bar, and I went to the bathroom. I love that place. It's coming back. I came out of the stall, and I looked, and my husband was in the bathroom, and I said, what are you doing? And he looked at me and said, no, what are you doing? This is the men's bathroom.

That's funny. It was in the wrong bathroom the whole time. He didn't even realize it. That's crazy. What's up, David? Hi.

Oh, hey. So, all right. So I was on 75, and I work construction. So I had to just stop at one of the stops along 75. And the way the bathrooms are in in this certain stop area, it had a utility door that was open, and it was blocking the W.O. of the women. And so I walked right into the woman's bathroom. Nobody was in there at the moment. Nobody was in there at the moment. And my first thought was, wow, why are there no urinals in here? And I sat down. I started doing my thing. And all of a sudden, I hear ladies' voices. And I hear shoes clicking. And then sit right next to me in the stall. And I instantly start thinking, why is there a woman in the guy's bathroom? And I fully thought about it. I was like, oh, my God, I walked into the wrong bathroom. And I'm sitting here freaking out, thinking like, oh, my God, I'm going to walk out. There's going to be women in the bathroom. I'm a pervert. Cops are going to get called. I'm screwed. I am freaking out, not knowing what to do. The ladies, I hear them get up, wash their hands, walk out. And I'm like, dude, I don't know what to do. So luckily it was cold. I don't know if this makes it worse or better. So I just flip my hoodie up. Worse, worse, worse.

Yeah, you look, I think, I think you look like a creeper.

I didn't know what to do.

David, I've been there, done that. I'm telling you, it's the worst. You don't, the last thing in the world you want is anybody to think that you were in there because you're trying to be a pervert looking at them.

I had no idea what to do. I didn't look up at anybody in kind of the foyer and I just beelined out of there, out to my truck and thank God I did not get caught.

Believe me, they got your license plate numbers. They're checking out you. What's happening? Taylor.

Yeah, I just wanted to comment on the whole grunting aspect in the men's bathroom. I think most guys can attest to this. When you're in the stall, you want to make some kind of noise to announce your presence. That's true. And let other men know. Why a grunt, though? Why not a... Someone... Yeah, it's something. It's a snort. It's a grunt. Just to let someone know, like, hey, I'm in here. Yes. You know, it's on.

Okay, wait, I'm so glad you called about this, because there are societal rules in women's restrooms, right? We talk about this all the time. You're not allowed to poop in a public restroom unless it is empty. So if you hear a girl in the bathroom who's not leaving, then it is your cue to do your business as fast as you can, so you can leave to give that person privacy. I can't explain to you why it's the rule, but that is the rule, okay?

I did not know that rule, sorry. Really? No, I'm not waiting for you to go number two. I got to go number one.

Now you're waiting. You go clean and exit the restroom. I don't care. She's a long pooper. I need some texts on this one. I've never heard a girl say that. She's never heard a girl say that.

heard of that rule before um but i where was i going with this i don't know i had a grunting grunting oh why would you yeah why would you make yourself known in the men's restroom if you don't have any issues like pooping or doing any of that you know what i mean like i can see your feet why do you need to announce yourself because i think you don't want them to

walk in on you in the stall too because sometimes those stall doors they don't well those they don't always lock very good or you might or or you might have what happened with megan's husband

what happened megan um when we started dating we were going to a concert at dte and he started getting like the bubble guts on the way there so we stopped at the gas station right across from the palace and you know he runs in and i'm waiting in the car and i see this limo pull up with all these drunk women that were probably on the way to the same concert and i see this woman bolt out like so fast into the gas station well when my husband walks out he says you'll never believe what just happened he goes i'm in the stall in the men's room he goes there's several stalls in the room in the bathroom i'm pooping this woman bolts into the men's room and boots open my door

She kicked his door in. Yeah. She had to go bad.

Yeah, in the wrong room.

At that time, was he standing up and wiping between the legs? Because that always has been my fear.

Wait, what?

You don't stand up when you're white? You don't?

Well.

I have to stand up and then I have to get my arm off.

You do what toddlers do. Yeah.

I go between the legs. People think that's weird. Some people go from behind. I can't go from behind. I got to go between. You don't take your trash through the front door, bro. Is that bad? Yeah, it's going to get on your ball. I'm just thinking. Really? That's not how you? No, dog. You got to go through the back. Take your trash out the back. Next topic. We get all four seasons, sometimes in the same day. You're listening to Mojo in the Morning. Truly, next topic, please. What just happened? I don't know. Somebody just veered off the road there, and that was me. You a little embarrassed? Wait. Wait. How do you wipe? How do you wipe? Like, like. From the back, bro. No, Megan, Shannon, and KB. Oh, for girls?

It's very specific. You can get really sick. Really? Yeah.

So you guys go from the back to the front? No. Or the front to the back?

You go. Well, it depends. Middle, front. It depends on. Middle, back. Show him. Yeah.

Show him. Show him what you mean. Yeah. Yeah. He's a visual learner. I'm a visual learner.

No, thanks.

No? Okay.

I mean, it's not sexual.

You're just showing him how to wipe. No, there's definitely nothing sexual about pooping.

I don't want to be on camera. Shoot, I'll do it.

Go ahead, Lydia. Let's see, Lydia.

Oh, you guys want to see it? Are you guys all looking at me?

I got you on camera here, yeah.

All right, ready?

All right.

You go from this way to this way.

Wait, you're a leg lifter.

No, well, I'm lifting my leg so you can see because I don't know if you can. Oh, okay, so she's a leg lifter. She did that too easy. No, what do you mean? Are you a leg lifter? I mean, if I'm standing up, probably.

Yeah. Okay.

Wow. Well, that's how you do it. All right. I don't do it like that. I love you.

By the way, instructional.

I'm not showing everybody how it works.

Instructional video are available. Somebody just said Mojo has mud flaps. Oh, my God. All right. Mojo on the morning show. Phone number is 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. I got to ask this question before we get into any other contest, and we got a good contest coming up here in a second. We're going to send you to see or go to Florida. We're going to send you to go to see concerts. We've got all kinds of stuff. How do you react when someone openly is flirting with you in front of your partner? What do you do? Because I got myself into trouble, and I'm going to call myself a flirting effer because I had a girl that flirted with me right in front of Chelsea. and she was kind of giving me like this whole like she started talking really soft softer to me like she started giving me the hi and then she would do it with chelsea and how you doing like her voice changed a little bit but she was kind of being like that and then she started making comments she's like oh my god she goes you look like you've lost weight from the pictures that i've seen of you and she's doing that oh yeah and you look good too like to chelsea and I'm like, oh, my God. So we were there, and this is a person that we know but also don't know very well. Like, you know what I mean? As somebody that is an acquaintance of one of our friends. And she was openly, like, flirting in front of me. And I thought I was handling it great, and I was being, honestly, very excited about the fact that anybody.

Anytime anybody's flirting with me, I don't even care if you're flirting with me with my wife there. I get excited about it. I like people flirting. I think that's great. Chelsea, though, did not think that it was that great that I didn't, like, put up the hey, I, like, pushed, you know, like, well, thank you so much. And by the way, da-da-da, what would you do in this case, Shannon, if this is a girl flirting with Wes? Chelsea was offended that I, she was not offended at the girl. She was offended at me. Like, I did something wrong out of the whole deal.

i we this happens to a lot with wes where it literally happened to us while we were on vacation when we were in florida a couple of weeks ago and there was a bartender at the restaurant that we were at we had eaten and then we went to the bar and uh the bartender was so like it was like i was invisible and she was just having and wes is so nice like he is good with boundaries but he I don't like I think that he just I don't know like he was just being himself but it wasn't like you know he said anything back to her so it was the same it was the same I don't know what the appropriate thing is to do don't bury me with this one I'm not

I'm coming from this standpoint I've been in this situation as well and it does happen I would say more often when you're out to dinner and you know a waitress comes by if she shows you more attention I don't know If she thinks you're paying, and that's why she's showing you the love so you can tip her more. But my perspective is if you aren't a complete a-hole to the person that is flirting with you, your wife, your spouse is going to be pissed at you. There is no right way as a man. I'm not an a-hole. But there's no right way for us to handle this unless you are angry at me.

And I'd be mad if you were an a-hole. It's a lose-lose. It is a lose. It's a lose-lose. Now, I've also been in situations where Wes, I don't think he was trying to be flirty, but this has lived on in our relationship since it happened, where also out to dinner and then went and got a drink at the bar afterwards. I'll never forget this. And the bartender's name was Jessica. And Wes does this thing where he's like, what is your favorite thing on the menu, Jessica? And the whole night I was like, Jessica, ask Jessica if I can have another drink. And he's like, I wasn't trying to be that way.

But if you're the person being flirted with, isn't it your responsibility to incorporate your spouse into the conversation and be like, so this is my husband, Kevin, when I would love to know the context of the conversation more and the flirting more to wrap them up into it. So you can include your spouse, identify spouse and set up a boundary.

For me, it was, haven't seen you in a while, and they haven't, it's been almost a year, and hadn't seen, said, wow, you look really, oh my God, you look really good. And the funny thing is, Chelsea also looks great too. Right. And so she doesn't even reference Chelsea until, oh, and you look pretty good too. I'm like going, she looks more drastically better than I do.

Chelsea probably in that situation, and I don't want to put words in her mouth, would have probably wanted you to say something to the effect of, And look at my wife. My wife looks freaking incredible. Way more incredible than I do.

Here's the thing. Normally, any listener that knows Chelsea knows she's a confident woman.

Right.

She normally doesn't give a rat's ass. She did. And I loved it. I sat there the whole time going, this is great. I wanted these two girls to fight over me. You know, I was like going, this is the greatest moment of my life. I'm enjoying it. Because I actually find it, and I've read this before in one of the little prep services that we get, that it said something to the fact of if you are getting if somebody is flirting with your spouse it makes your spouse more attractive it's like somebody's saying something to your spouse like that west looked hotter i looked hotter and you know other people looked hotter when somebody is flirting with them because they look like they're desired so that's true shannon one time he looked

hotter than you. Although you got hotter. Shut up. You're acting like... But you also know if somebody asks him like, you know, comes up to him and is like, are you single? What does he do? Very quickly. I'm married! No! Every time I see him, I go, ooh, are you single? He's like, I'm married!

I have a wife. Blair, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

Hey, so my husband and I have an agreement that if we go out and a guy is flirting with me that I'm to get two drinks from this guy, one for me and one for my friend and the other one is for my husband.

Wow. That's hysterical. It gets kind of expensive, doesn't it? Yeah.

Drinking out in public is expensive, so why not make other guys buy the drinks for us?

Who gets flirted with more, you or him?

Well, he works in a women's prison, so he definitely gets flirted with more by prisoners, but in public, it's me.

Women's prison. Oh, my God. Yeah. Why is that something where I think that those women are so crazy over him. He's probably a good-looking guy.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. And they are, they are, they flirt with him all the time and he has to write them up for

flirting with him. Has he ever been solicited to come back into somebody's cell and do some naughty

stuff? Oh no, no. And he would never, he's not going to tell you exactly. Yeah. Well, his step

mom is his boss. Oh wow. That's wild. That's a weird thing. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So thanks Blair.

yeah what's going on annie hi hi i am team chelsea and i'm judging you mojo like please what's up my husband is like a straight up bully manners politeness out the door if somebody tries to flirt with him he'll just blank stare them like like what are you doing and let me tell you It is the hottest thing that he does.

Really? So when he's rude to these people for when they're being nice to him, you get more turned on by it.

Oh, big time. I got to try it. Don't think these people end nice. It's a girl that's clearly flirting and shouldn't be.

Annie, what's your husband's name? I'm going to now reference that.

Ryan.

Ryan. I'm going to pull a Ryan later this weekend if that happens to me. I don't know. What's up, Holly? Hi, it's Mojo in the Morning. hi how are you we're good what's going on uh what do you think when when men are flirting with you

or women are flirting with your guy you know i think some men are oblivious to flirting i've seen i'm a i'm a people watcher so i watch people a lot and i see men just like oh they're thinking they're being nice and it's like no she's flirting with you and she's like oh no he was nice but i've had that happen to me too i've had where people say i flirt and i'm like what are you talking about i was just being really super nice to that you know it's funny chelsea never realizes when

she's being flirted with guys like she's oblivious to it or at least she tries to play it off like that's the case because she'll get guys that will say stuff to her or they'll sit there and flirt with her and i'm like he's flirting with you and she's like no he's not and i'm like he is flirting with you i think everybody's flirting if somebody just says hi to me i think that they're flirting um what do you do kelly if somebody's flirting with your husband if somebody's flirting with

my husband like a server um they assume he's paying the bills so i flip the scene and i pay the bill and give a much worse tip that's so mean

but don't you find it desirable like doesn't that make you go ah that's my man i get to go

home with him and are they flirting or are they just being nice well yes i do find it desirable oh, but you better not be trying to mess with my man. That's, you know, he's mine.

Don't mess with my man. Yeah, throwback, throwdown. Oh, my God, I would have gotten a point. Jessica, what's up?

Hi, good morning. Morning. I was going to ask, how do you differentiate whether or not someone is flirting? Because, you know, meeting someone like you, Mojo, you know, people could be really nervous and just being nice and starting a conversation. Yeah.

um i think you can tell i but i also honestly i feel like you can tell in some situations but

like honestly like people who go to meet like i i guess more than regular famous or well people

i don't know this is but this this is somebody that kind of knew us but i i will say that to you um the change in voice was for me the the thing that made me go all right that's definitely the whole like talking talking softer and kind of a softer voice you know i'm oblivious too So yeah, do you get flirted with a lot? No. No. Why do you why do you say that?

Why do you say that? I just felt it. Damn, Kevin. I was right. Why are y'all mad if she agreed? Could you imagine only hearing somebody's voice and being like, I know they don't get flirted with. And what did she say? Why are you? I was right. You didn't have to say it. Jessica, how you doing? No, that's flirting. Yeah, you didn't say that? Come on. Let's go. It's show time.

Kevin, were you just laughing at the text about the boobs? No. Which one was?

I can say that right. That one.

That's not a crazy word.

No, no. You can say that. Sorry.

Mojo wiping his boochie from the front. His boochie. Yeah.

Oh, my God. I learned a new word.

I like the texter here, too, that said about how their husband is so oblivious. A girl was rubbing her boobs on his bald head, and he didn't realize. All right, coming up this hour on the Mojo in the Morning Show, can Shannon let Lucy go to the mall by herself with just her friends? That's like the moment that's iconic for you as a kid. You guys help her out with a parenting moment there. And Kev wants to call out the coworker, all coming up here in the next 20 minutes, plus Jingle Ball tickets. We have those for you.

Do we have any more tickets for Wicked tonight, too, or this afternoon at 3 o'clock? I think we might.

We have a ton of tickets.

Do we?

Mm-hmm. All right.

Well, yesterday we only had like nine pairs. So do we have still...

Well, I had two people back out yesterday.

Are you serious?

So that's why I say a ton.

Okay. So let's wrap up that before 9 o'clock because I want to make sure that we get a full crowd at the Imagine Theater. So we'll do that sometime before 840. So we'll give you a chance to win before 840. So don't go anywhere. It's Mojo in the Morning Show. Uh, let me grab Wendy here on the phone, make it official with this. Here you go, Wendy. Hi, Wendy. How you doing? I'm doing great. Good morning, everyone. Good morning. Wendy, you could be leaving. Where are you in Michigan or Ohio? West Bloomfield, Michigan. I like that. You could be leaving West Bloomfield and heading to Tampa, Florida. You're now qualified. Congratulations. Great. Awesome. Thank you so much, Ty. Hey, we love Visit Florida, and Visit Florida's always setting us up with great trips. Giving away trips now to go to Tampa, Florida. If you win tomorrow morning, right before the throwback throwdown, you and somebody else are going to get flown down to Florida, to Tampa, nonstop. You will stay at the Hyatt Place. You will get daily breakfast for two, Riverwalk attraction passes. Hey, Tampa Bay is the coolest spot in the world, the most unique spots. Unlock the hip, urban heart of Florida's Gulf Coast, courtesy of Visit Florida. Congratulations. You got a $50 cash card for your qualifying prize. Oh, my God. Thank you so much, guys. Have a great day. Where in West Bloomfield are you? Are you West Bloomfield? Like, are you? I'm near where the Coyote Grill used to be. Oh, my God. So, yeah, I'm not that far from there. That's cool. I remember they used to have, like, the best French fries. I know it sounds weird, but a Mexican place had great French fries. And, uh, and great fajitas. All right. Hang on one second. Okay. Thank you. All right. Mojo in the morning show as a kid, one of the greatest moments I think I ever had was when my brother's sisters or my dad or mom would drop me off at the Orland square mall where I grew up in Chicago, just outside Chicago. And I would go hang out with my friends and we would run around the mall. we would go to the food court we'd do the whole day like a mall there and the and this was back when they had pay phones and we could never call our parents to pick us up because we didn't have cell phones so we would call collect and it would be you have a collect call from dad pick me up that would know how he was supposed to pick up but i think i i don't remember how old i was That's what I was going to ask you. How old is Lucy?

So Lucy is 10 and a half. The half, very important always. And I just don't know what to do here. I know what my gut is telling me to do, but she was asking me last night if I could drop her off at the mall tomorrow with some friends to walk around. And she said, I could come to the mall too. I could stay at the mall, but the girls wanted to walk around by themselves. And I said, no way, because I'm just a crazy person about that kind of stuff. I mean, you guys know this was the first summer I let her go to the dang park in my neighborhood by herself. And I know I feel like I'm being overprotective, but I also feel like it's the mall. There are some interesting, tricky people at the mall. And I also know that they're not going to stay in a group. There's like five or six of them that are going to want to go. and I know what will happen is like Lucy and one of her other girlfriends will break off and want to go to Altered State or Sephora and then like they're not all going to stick together but she said that all of the other girls' moms let them do this. Oh, doesn't she hate that? And that I am so not cool because I said no and I just said I just don't feel comfortable like you're only in fifth grade. So I don't

know. You would be Wait, you would still be at the mall?

I would still be at the mall.

And you would be going to do your normal thing. So if anything happened, you're able to...

But if anything happened...

It's too late at that point.

They're already in a car being taken somewhere else. I know that I think crazy. I say no, bro. But if anything ever happened to her, I would never, ever forgive myself.

I don't think you think crazy because that stuff does happen. It's not like you've made up a scenario that doesn't happen to families across the world all of the time. It just, to me, then becomes a question. and i don't have the answer i'm not going to pretend like i have the answer i'm not a parent one of the benefits of this is that i don't have to worry about stuff like this but how often does it happen is something we have to factor in and then at what age do you let them go because

if you never let them go out and be independent 100 but you know like so there has to be a time but when is it tend to me and my babysitter's daughter was just at this same mall that the girls want to go to tomorrow and was followed for two hours before security finally stepped in and

did something about it and this was very recent babysitters 26 wow yeah hold on jen jen wants to

say something about this. What do you say, Jen? Good morning, you guys. I just want to say it's cool that she's letting Shannon go to the mall with them and just kind of be there just in case. But it also depends on which mall they're going to, like if it's Somerset Mall or Great Lakes

Crossing. Does it really depend though? Because I've heard that some of the malls in the area that some people consider the nicer malls have had some issues when it comes to trafficking. I've seen stories before in the news and and i know you're i guess that's a fair point yeah like but does it also depend like she is in fifth grade so i remember as a middle schooler i was doing this yeah is it but are you still though two years even a year or two years older are you still old enough now or is nowadays just not the same like it was look for me with um loose it's a it's

flat out no i don't care who mama said what now if i were to allow my child to go i would be there and i wouldn't be in the food court across on the other side i'll be following they little asses

i would keep a safe distance that's what i said yeah i keep a super yeah exactly i think that's

the only way to do it i don't remember my first mall experience but i think i was around 13 or 14 when i used to get dropped off at the movies with my friends and we used to go to fair lane because it was the movies right there next to the mall. Oh, I used to work at Fairlane. Yeah. For real? Yeah. And I think that was like, let's go pick up girls. But it's a different world right now, man. What's up, Alex? Hi.

Hi. I just wanted to make a comment. My daughter is giving me the same problem. She's in middle school. And I always tell her, I don't care what your friend's parents say. I'm not their mom. I'm your mom.

Oh, yeah.

And I'm going to do what I think is best for you. And I would never let her do that either. And she's older than Lucy.

so all of well not all of my friends but a couple of my friends are telling me and everybody listening who is in this situation that we need to read the book the anxious generation which actually i just started and i i haven't gotten to this part yet but um and the whole the whole premise of that book is we need to loosen the leash a little bit really um i just at 10 years

old the guts of the morn i don't know because at 10 years old i was on my bike all day with no cell phone and know nothing driving around or riding around the city and getting ice cream and meeting up at the centennial quarry to go swimming like i know is that book saying that we've ruined

our kids because i've heard a lot of bosses saying that a lot of the kids that were helicoptered so much can't even do things functionally by themselves now as adults because they didn't

get a chance like i hate the helicopter word i get it but overprotective but but yeah but to me this is smothered lord above i just feel like i'm being a like a sure mom i like yeah i still think she's young middle school yeah i probably think about it but fifth grade porsche i know

i don't know grab porsche and then you say good morning everybody morning morning good morning um

so i have a 13 year old daughter and um i refuse to allow her to go to the mall by herself it's not that i don't trust her i don't trust the creeps out here um and it's the holiday times too it's so much that could go wrong i just don't trust other people now with you being in the mall with her i would keep a close trail if that's the route you decide to go but i wouldn't do it and it's not about not trusting my baby it's the people yeah do you think do you think though

that are the people any different than the people were when we were younger or is it we watch too

much dateline nbc or something they're snatching people out of walmart these days yeah but they were doing that in the 70s and the 60s they were snatching people in parking lots and malls i think

a lot of stuff is that we're more aware of what's taking place when we were younger and we didn't have cell phones we didn't have 24-hour television some people didn't even have television to know what's going on now that you're more aware when you have information you don't ignore it but

sometimes we're hyper aware and then we fear something that is not common and we perceive

it to be more common than it actually is i don't think this situation falls in that and i know

we're talking about kids i know we're talking about safety and i think that makes it very difficult but it's it's very hard to be like yes there are children that are kidnapped but now no children can ever experience any sort of freedom because some children get kidnapped and i i see that point.

And that's why I'm saying I don't know what to do in this situation because I feel like a crazy person all the time. I get it. But I get what you're saying. And it's the same, like, the question I wanted to ask you before we went to that call was what happens, and again, I'm not pretending like I know what the right choice is here, but, like, what happens when your kids stop getting invited to hang out with your friend group and now you're affecting theirs? And I'm not saying, well, just because they might not get invited to the next thing, you should let your kids jump off a bridge. Like, that's not it either. But where's the balance?

Look, dog, I wish we could cuss because I don't give a fluff what's going on outside the house. As long as my child's safe, don't give a damn about these little parties he ain't getting invited to. It'd be all right. How many people you still talk to from middle school? It ain't important.

Well, the other thing, too, is that the kids are that mean to not invite you just because your mom's protected.

But if you're not allowed to do anything with the friend group, they'll just stop asking that because they hate you. But the answer is going to be no. So why would I invite you?

But at least your kid's safe then. I would rather have my kids not have any friends.

But I don't think that's healthy either to not have a social life.

I'm just talking about the mall, though. We ain't talking about life.

Hold on. Hold on. Is this really your name, or are you setting me up for, like, a D's nuts type joke? No. Is your name Dunya?

It's Dunya.

Dunya. All right. Dunya. What's going on? How you doing?

Good. How are you?

Good.

Shannon, first off, I'm the opposite of the book. Parents need to parent. Absolutely not. Fifth grade is too young. I work at the mall. I see what goes on on a daily. I'm 44 years old and I get hit on by the creepiest looking men that you've ever seen in your life. Do not send your daughter to the mall with her friends. I promise you she'll live to tell about it. Parent and don't be afraid to parent if she's too young.

So when you say you work at the mall, what do you see there that would be something that would not be something good for Lucy?

Kids getting themselves into trouble by stealing, just doing dumb stuff throughout the mall. Yes, I'm sure it's innocent. The girls just want to go and shop. But you know what? Unfortunately, there are people out there that do not have the best intentions for your children or mine. And mind you, I have teenagers that are in college, high school, and an 8-year-old. So I've seen it all throughout the years. Do not be afraid to tell your daughter no. She will live to tell about it. That's great. It's way too young.

Because remember, I'm already not cool because she doesn't have a phone.

Yeah. You know what you need to do?

You know what?

Add it to the list, bro.

Well, that's the other thing, too. She doesn't have a phone. She doesn't have a watch. Yeah, but that still worries me. You know what I mean?

I promise you, if she hates you right now, you're a good mom. You're doing your job. She will love you later. But she doesn't hate me. It's just this. I'm not cool. Whatever she gets upset with you, she'll be fine. There's nothing good out there that she needs to be doing in fifth grade at the mall. You need to, at the very least, at least be there with her. At the very least.

Thank you for the call. Appreciate you.

No problem.

All right. I'm sorry your current man is a cheating, no-good dirtbag, moron, loser, scum, trash can. Another War of the Roses is after 9 on Mojo in the Morning.

All right, it's Mojo in the Morning. Kev is going to call out the co-worker.

Man, and don't let me be the only one. If y'all want to call somebody out, too, call us and let us know. And y'all on the show, too, man, tell me if y'all want to call somebody out. Right now, though, I'm calling myself out. And tell me if I'm wrong for this, because, again, y'all be honest. Shout out Brendan Flum. I don't know what he does here. Flum Dog Millionaire. That's my dog.

Oh, my God.

Brendan is super cool, and I love Brendan.

Brendan, for those that don't know, is kind of like the can-do guy. He works in the sales department. He's what, like a sales assistant associate, and he seems like he's the guy that anytime I get an email from him, it's going to be work for me. So that's all I feel like.

Go ahead. This is what that was. So, y'all got it, too. Brendan sent out an email and a meeting request for us here at iHeart to have an office Thanksgiving potluck.

Okay.

And you can hit accept, decline, or maybe. And immediately when I saw office and the word potluck, I said decline. I am not participating in none of the foolish food shenanigans that take place with coworkers. That is where I draw the line. Y'all notice I'm not eating nobody's food.

Wait, is this why you won't eat my cookies? I'll eat your cookies. oh my god is that really why i'll have i'll have a bite no i'm never making it for you because

oh my god could be dirty it's not that i think you dirty it's just i feel like that's a line that i'm not really ready to cross now if i come to your house that's different like we go you don't really cook like that you be door dashing all the time oh joe so i don't really yeah shannon you don't cook neither damn none of y'all cook all right so if we come to your house and i can see like you know the bowls and all that i think it's a more of a mental thing but showing up here and having a table full of mom's spaghetti and whoever else goulash hell no you know every time

i make something for the station i do it on live because i know people are going to call me

me dirty or say that i like didn't wash my hands or whatever it was just so everyone oh no we're getting stared at look at brendan you know what he's so mad i do i do want to say here he comes i call this the mary pallin rule because when i was in arizona

We used to have a lady, we had a lady named Mary Pallon that everybody would always say she had cats and you could taste the cat fur inside of the depths. When you have a cat, KP got a cat, that cat would probably be all on the counter. Oh, I wouldn't touch anything that KP had. KP's got cat fur all over.

Bubba's the only cat you like. That's not true.

Seriously, I'm still like sneezing and stuff.

If you met Bubba, you'd love him.

Brendan, so you're in charge of the company Thanksgiving Potluck? Supposedly. Are people just making stuff or making stuff and buying stuff? Because if they're buying stuff, Kev might be more willing to be part of it. He doesn't want people making stuff in their own kitchens.

It's a little bit of both from my understanding. It's a potluck, so bring whatever you want.

Do you have the list of who's bringing what? Because I'll tell you whose food I would eat and who I wouldn't eat. So far, yeah. Who do you know that's making something and have they said?

Well, Megan offered to bring cookies, but I told her Colleen's already bringing cookies and Crystal Rim is bringing dessert of some kind. she doesn't know. Wait, so you turned

away Megan's baking because we have too much bakery

stuff? What do we need? I didn't necessarily turn it down. I just let her know Colleen's already bringing cookies. As much as I liked Megan's cookies that she brought in the other day, they were really good. Megan, what's your perspective?

I'm going to read the email because I did not delete it because I thought it was hysterical.

Go for it. I got nothing to hide.

No, he had a really great response actually. It was very funny. I said or he said as much as i loved your cookies colleen is already bringing some uh and crystal is bringing another dessert too smiley face emoji which i thought was very funny in a professional email i said wow i see how it is you like colleen and crystal more than me and he goes yep that's

definitely it with the heavy hits of sarcasm it was very funny what else who's who's doing turkeys and stuff do we need turkeys at all yeah uh no one has claimed that i will do turkeys okay but i I will give you a credit card, and you can go order them anywhere you want to, because I'm not making anything for this thing. That's totally fair. Is that cool? Absolutely.

We're going to get cooked turkeys.

I did Steve's Deli a couple years ago for this thing, which I thought was good. I don't know. Whoever, if there's somebody that caters and they want a business for, when is it? When is the party?

This upcoming Monday.

Oh, jeez. We've got to hurry up on that one.

Did you see the contact that I emailed you guys yesterday?

I delete everything that you send me.

I know Shannon and Zach did, but...

Can I tell you, anytime that you send me something, I've got to talk to a school, I've got to go to volunteer at a food kitchen. I mean, that has never happened to me.

Do not send that to him.

Anytime that Brandon sends me something, it's never, hey, I got a new client for you to do advertising and get paid for. Oh, man, I try.

You know I try.

Are there some people on that potluck list that even you are like, no, I'm not eating?

think sari said something about like a squash oh and i was like i mean okay

can i tell you something i judge no no offense but like like some of the hot co-workers that we have i'm like i'll eat whatever they got it's probably so nasty you know and then and then also the older kind of like chubbier you know i'll take theirs too because i figure that they're good cooks oh for sure you could too but if i see somebody you know no offense angel's got 8 000 dogs i ain't eating anything from her house if she got arm fat you know she's throwing down in

the case you're naming all of the people that you work with you think are dirty no no she's got a

lot of dogs and look at her she does not eat very much i'm thinking she's not a good cook that's what i'm thinking no offense angel but what hold on eric what do you think about this would you ever

do food from your your co-heartedly i know i wholeheartedly agree with kevin i'd rather offend everyone equally than than offend like if you uh call it a few individuals out yeah because even when people with people that i work with uh one of the biggest red flags to me i remember one of my co-workers um i was they were eating what looked like chocolate pudding i was like oh yo you can join that that looks great and they're like chocolate pudding

ah what what is that they're like applesauce i'm like uh 2022 it was 2022 and that applesauce expired in 2017 that's funny i'm like oh no yeah no no no everybody wants to know what

tony travato has signed up to bring oh he hasn't signed up for anything yet but knowing him it's going to be another dessert so that just means megan probably should definitely not bring her cookies

oh my what

Why does Tony always do a dessert? Is it something he can grab quick? No, it's just, I don't know if you know this, but he and I are like the resident sweet tooth. Oh, really?

Yeah, but imagine turning down the person who makes the best thing for other mediocre things. Megan makes great cookies. We learned that.

Megan does make, that was a really good cookie. Thank you. Naz, Naz, what's up?

Good morning, everybody. How are you? Good morning, Naz.

What's up?

Deep voice daddy, who are you?

Did you hear her? Wait, wait, wait. I'm going to hear her. Say it one more time. He's got headphones on. Oh, yeah, daddy. Say it one more time.

I said, deep voice daddy, who are you? Oh, my God. What? Oh, my God.

What do you want to hear him say? I'm sweating. Harry, say Nas. Say Nas.

I'd love to pot your luck. I'm absolutely not saying that. What's up, Anna?

Hi. What's going on, Anna?

Oh, hey. No, I decline everything.

So you decline everything what? Everything potluck?

Every potluck. Every potluck. Family, work, anywhere, I decline it. I'm not eating.

Nope. Do you not eat out at restaurants? Nope. Oh, really? Kev, do you? Duh. So what's the difference?

You're trained. I know the kitchen is clean. I'm FoodSafe certified. There's a process. There's a lot that goes into it.

What does that mean, you're FoodSafe certified? It means I was certified by, like, essentially the state's health department to work in a kitchen. That's like nobody else.

Megan, you worked at Red Robin, bro. Relax. Shoot. You look like you was like top chef or something. Bridget, what's up? I'm a food safe certified. You know that takes like hours of training and stuff? I worked at Subway. Hold on.

They're fighting right now. You were a food safe certified.

That don't mean a wolf game puck. You didn't work in a real kitchen. You assembled a cut of veggies on a piece of bread, and you're going to say that we are

the same? So what'd you do at Red Robin?

I was in the kitchen.

That was so much crazier than someone.

They actually cooked.

Okay, so you got chicken sandwiches, and you got burgers.

You think that just magically falls out of the sky prepared?

You think you Gordon Ramsay? No, Maggie.

Hold on. You're not. Bridget, Bridget, what's up?

I'm uncomfortable.

And I love Red Robin.

Hi, Bridget.

Hi. So a few years back at one of my boys' football banquets, I was a smoker, they made macaroni and cheese and it was the worst macaroni and cheese ever because it tasted like cigarettes. Oh, no.

Smoked. That is the worst when you could smell somebody's like sickies on the food or the container.

I have a problem when you can smell their house, smell with cigarettes, dogs, stuff like that. And I have a problem if their Tupperware looks like it should have been thrown away like eight years ago, you know? Like potlucks are bad lucks.

Mojo in the Mornings Dirty on the 30

War of the Roses coming up in like 30 minutes from now you gotta stick around for that Shannon what you got in this hour is dirty and if you have any audio or anything send it to me did you send it to me no I don't get it

see how fast I send it to you

you got so scared when Cav and Megan were going at it I don't like it when

mommy and daddy fight we love come on now

I love when

you didn't even say my name we love

come on now I was away from the mics.

I love when people on the show go at it with each other. Shannon hates it. You can tell that there's childhood angst that goes in there.

It's very true. I'm not offended. But I just know everybody who is food safe certified is offended that you don't think better of them.

Food safe certified. Right. Okay. All right. All right. What do you got?

Lady Gaga, Green Day, and Post Malone going to be headlining Coachella 2025. Some of the other big names on here. Travis Scott, Missy Elliott, Charlie XCX, Megan Thee Stallion. More info about tickets, performers, lodging. Go on the festival website.

Wait, you left out someone. Who?

T-Pain.

Oh, my gosh. He'll be there. I'm so sorry.

Wait, stop for a second. So Coachella's headliners are, again, who are they?

Gaga, Green Day, Post Malone.

Post Malone has got so much going on in his life. How is he doing this?

Between that and the Jelly Roll tour that he's doing. It's country, bro. Yeah, yeah.

No, but Post Malone has always done stuff. But you think that because he's done the country format more, he's more...

I took Josiah to a Post Malone concert last summer. It was at Pine Op. The only thing he's done since then is drop this country album.

Okay.

And now, like you said, he's exploded and he's everywhere.

Well, I think that what happens is these guys go cyclical. You know what I mean? Like where you start seeing... Like Jelly Roll right now has got to earn his money because he's got to make sure that he keeps this thing going for a while. And I think he's got some longevity. But some of these artists, they come back and then they come back strong. and then they, it's like whoever does Coachella this year will have a tour popping up next year or something like that.

Did you see that?

Yeah.

Who?

Well.

See what?

Nothing.

What do you got? Uh-oh. She's about to bring some moves. What do you got?

No, I'm sorry. I just, I forgot legal stuff.

Really?

Oh, something good? Stay tuned.

Stay tuned. God, I forgot I have a microphone. Rocky and Rambo star Sylvester Stallone thinks Jake Paul is lucky to be alive. He said on Instagram yesterday that he had some thoughts that he wanted to share on the Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul Netflix fight from Friday. He wrote, quote, business is business, and sometimes you have to do some things you have to sacrifice for the sake of helping your family. I have known this unbelievable athlete, he's talking about Mike Tyson, by the way, since he was 19 years old. And what we saw was him giving one of the greatest Oscar winning performance of all time. please Jake be grateful he spared your life trust me again that's coming from Sly Stallone Mojo in the morning to Jake Paul yeah he said Mike Tyson was acting he could have like really went to town on Jake Paul and he didn't

I saw yesterday who was it it was one of the big boxing names said Mike Tyson did not do one uppercut the entire time and all it took was that was his you know his put him on the map punch and they must have had an agreement because of one uppercut to jake paul would have been done

yeah yep authorities closing in on the suspects responsible for those high-end burglaries targeting chief stars patrick mahomes and travis kelsey these burglars are supposedly members of a south american crime ring responsible for targeting high profile homes i mean it happened to their homes it's happening here locally as well the burglaries took place just before the chiefs were set to face the new orleans saints in that monday night football matchup at arrowhead stadium travis kelsey said around a hundred thousand dollars in jewelry was stolen from him along with his first ever super bowl jersey meanwhile patrick mahomes reportedly had a number of valuable items stolen including jerseys all sorts of trophies medals awards the thieves also targeted personal belongings belonging to his wife britney like jewelry handbags those sorts of things and lastly we teased this earlier today in the five at 655 Minecraft is becoming an actual theme park in the United States and the UK. So I don't know where they're going to be opening it. I know that Microsoft-owned Mojang, creators of Minecraft, are going to partner up with this British amusement park giant, Merlin Entertainment. They do Legoland. They do Madame Tussauds. They do a whole bunch of parks overseas as well. But they're already investing. They've already invested $110 million to open the U.S. park and then the U.K. park. Both will open between 2026 and 2027. So it's Minecraft-themed food, retail, and Minecraft-themed rides as well. What is the food? They said it is the best-selling video game of all time again. Isn't that crazy? That's wild. For all of today's dirty catch-up on the podcast on the free iHeartRadio app, emojisinthewerning.com. Go. Celebrity Dirt.

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It's Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. Your call may be monitored or recorded. All right, we're going to give you a shot right now. It's tickets here for Jingle Ball, and then I've got those screening passes for today.

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Hello, what are you doing? What did you say about iHeartRadio? Hopefully it was good. I was putting you on my Alexa. Did I win the ticket? Yes. Who is this? Yes, I did. Oh, my God. I've been trying for like three years. Corinne. Three years? The concert hasn't even been announced for three years. I think it was in Vegas once or twice, and I thought it was just three. All right. Well, congratulations. Yeah. Your name is Corinne. Is that right? Corinne. Yeah, Corinne. From Grand Blank, guys. She's from Grand Blank, Michigan. And you're a winner. Congratulations to you. Oh, my God. I cannot wait to tell my daughter. You got tickets. I'm so excited. And here's the story. Yes, thank you. We're going to give you a pair of tickets. You get to bring a friend. If you need more, go to Ticketmaster.com and get your tickets, okay?

Okay, you got it.

But you don't need to worry if you only got two people going because that will be good. And you're now also in the running for a brand-new 2024 Telluride from Summit Place Kia. Woo! I'll take that, too. And everybody is eligible for that. No purchase necessary. There are free entries available. See rules for details. Hold on to the line for just one second.

Okay, thank you. Popular.

Hey.

You're going to be popular. I'll teach you the proper boys.

We're going to give you tickets. The remaining.

tickets right now i do not know exactly how many but lydia let's fill them up let's just fill up the phone lines 844 mojo live but i gotta throw this out there because we've had too many people that have been wishy-washy it's a three o'clock showing so you're gonna have to get there before three o'clock because you know movie starts right at three o'clock and it will be hosted by the mojo in the morning show who's all going i'm going i know kev you're going right i'm feeling better Are you going to feel a little better?

I'm going.

Shannon, you'll be there? Yep. All right, so if you are going to be there, you didn't jump up. And I knew you said the other day that you weren't going to go. Are you going?

You did say that yesterday. No. Yes.

Okay, well, I thought you said that. So are you going? Are you going to be popular?

Are you going to be popular?

I love it. You will be there then. All right, so we'll all be there. Imagine Royal Oak. Special thanks to our good friend, Paul Glanz. EJ. 844-MOJO-LIVE. While we have a quick break, we'll come back with War of the Roses and a whole bunch more. Call us up for a chance to go and hang out with us and see Ariana Grande and what is her name?

Cynthia Erivo. Cynthia Erivo. Here we go.

In Wicked. And I will be there just for the popcorn. We'll be right back.

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All right, all right, all right. Got a lot of people that are going to be coming with us to see Wicked. We got our winners. We got our winners. Let's say hello to a couple of them here just to make sure that they're going to go. We're going to guilt you into going today. Jess, are you there? Hi, Jess. Is that you? Or is that, I'm sorry, Caitlin. Caitlin, is this you?

Yes, it's Caitlin. Hey.

Caitlin, this is the thing. You know how it is in Michigan and Ohio. Whenever you get like a little bit of snowfall, people are like, oh, my God, I don't know what I'm going to do. And then they cancel all their plans or they try to take a sick day. You cannot do that. You have to be there with us today for this three o'clock showing of Wicked.

The theater nerd in me can't resist. I have to be there.

I love it. All right. We'll see you there. We can't wait to meet you, Caitlin, from Clinton Township.

Thank you so much.

All right. Hang on one second. And, Jess, you're not one of those, are you, Jess?

Me?

Yeah, you're not one that lets the weather scare you. It's going to be fine weather today.

The weather's going to be just fine. I live a mile down the road. We are coming.

All right, you better be there. I'm telling you, if you don't, I will come. Where are you at? Are you in Berkeley?

I'm in Berkeley. I'm going to steal my four-year-old daughter out of school if she can come with me as well.

Yes, absolutely. By the way, I will hunt down anybody that doesn't come that says they're going to come. So we want to see you there, okay?

Yeah, I'll be there.

All right, good. All right. Those are the – I think, Lydia, I think you're good, right? You got everybody? And we have Red Wings tickets too, by the way. Are the Red Wings playing tonight? Is that a tonight game? I think so. I think so. The Islanders, if I'm not mistaken. Zach. Let me verify. Zach Attack. By the way, you want to hear something kind of cool? So this is actually a cool moment here for the show. The Mojo in the Morning Show was asked by the Detroit Red Wings for Saturday's game to get to blow the horn. Let's go! We get to do it. So that was pretty cool. Honestly, it's an honor that they would do this. The Red Wings contacted us. Matt over at the Red Wings contacted us and said, hey, we'd love for you guys to blow the horn, and we'd love for you guys to come out and hang out. So on Saturday night when they play Boston, and we'll give those tickets away tomorrow for that game, we're going to be doing it. Now, did they ask the show or did they just ask you? They asked, they said, would Mojo in the morning like to go? That's all of us.

Because I can see them just asking you and you just being a stand-up guy and being like, if the squad ain't there, then I ain't there. This is where a team is a team sport. I love that, though. It's a team sport.

And that's why he is, yes.

If I got to do it, you got to do it. If Brendan says you got to go to the potluck, everybody's got to go to the potluck. Yeah, don't be.

By the way, I think he's really, Brendan is a really nice guy. Yeah, of course. But he's kind of annoying with all these asks that he has. It is. It's just kind of, I don't know what it is about him.

You see his email and delete it immediately. It's hilarious.

Oh, you know what we should do? because we just had brendan in the studio with us we were having a conversation about uh this because of uh megan had somebody come up to you that had like a voice at one of your remember that one of your remotes whatever the guy had like amazing voice or they had like a voice for uh for

like a magical voice yeah should we do that topic with brendan here and like and look for other people with amazing voices yeah i think we should okay so first off get brendan back in the studio and then here's the deal we need to find people that have like magical what should be like big

announcer voices or what if it's you just have a really unique voice because we're a unique one what if you have like a like a cartoony voice voice yeah yeah if you have a voice that sounds

like you have just sucked on helium but you never suck on helium or anything else um you uh you got to call us up and we want to hear what you what you sound like brendan come back in the studio

who is that where was the do you see it i rolled did you see that where were you at uh megan where

you you encounter the cambria hotel we saw that and what happened the person came up to you and

what did they what did they sound like well they didn't say anything they were called out by one of their co-workers who was with them and they said this guy would be perfect at your job i said oh why do you say that he will answer the phone and tries to for as long as possible get people to think he's a robot like a voice recording um while he's a live person but he talks in like this like perfect voice where it's like press one for this oh really and just made it sound very very

funny that he was real badass and do you sound good yeah he sounded great uh zach do we have production sounding uh soundy stuff like i want to like i want i wonder if we have anything hold

on i'm looking let me see either way while you're looking speaking of that megan i called to make an appointment for a facial the other day and i was like oh this girl's voice is very familiar to me it was me i recorded it like seven years ago for that it's so funny hold on i'm looking at

audio jungle no this is audio this is hold on now these are these are like what is that i'm looking these are like movie trailer sounds or something like that hold on audio jungle i don't want to give them any credit for this because actually they'll sue us for using their stuff i love when people have like the it's like they could do movie in a world yeah they always do that in a world maybe like jay has that kind of yeah in a world brendan do that do in a world yeah here here brendan it's a scary movie and it's called uh it's called yeah it's called the i heard in a world repeat all right ready here you

go in a world where people may or may not be cooking their own food and bringing into the Thanksgiving potluck.

See you more.

Kevin is scared because Angel may or may not be bringing dog food. That's good.

How many dogs? Angel has like 12 dogs. Doesn't she have 12 dogs? No, she's got big dogs, too. Those dogs could eat you. Bill, are you there?

In a world where there's a potluck And no one shows up

Oh my god, hold on, hold on Hold on, hold on a second, ready? Let's try that, ready? Here we go Let's get this out Alright Go

In a world where there's a potluck at the office And no one Oh Oh, that's good

Can you give us a laugh? There's got a little laugh in there, too.

Hey, guys, how are you?

Wade, what do you do for a living? Are you that guy from Columbus, Ohio that was homeless and now is a big, famous radio voice?

Oh, hell no, dude.

Can you go, it's the bare necessity, it's the bare necessity.

I did that for you last time.

Oh, you did? Oh, yeah. I know, I'm a one-trick pony. I'm a one-trick pony. I'm a candy man. Absolutely. Can you say Mojo in the morning?

Mojo in the morning.

Oh, my God. Bill's got a great. Bill, how big are your balls? Are they just monster? Are they like seriously? Can you like not even hold one of them in your hand is so big?

One at a time.

Shannon, if you, if you honestly, if you had to guess, what do you think the size of this man's private parts are? Would you think that they would be monsters?

This microphone. Yeah, for sure. For sure. That's a good thing, Bill.

Bill. Wow. Yeah. All right. Bill. Save Bill. We need Bill to call us more often. Hold on. Oh, Dana from 90 Day Fiance is on the phone with us. What's that? What's going on, Uncle Dana?

Hey, Cousin Dana. Cousin Dana, whatever it is.

Yeah, something like that. Cousin Dana.

Right, something like that.

Good morning. Mojo in the morning. I don't know.

Your voice is nowhere like Bill's, though.

95.5, iHeartRadio.

Hold on. We're going to have a Bill off right now. Hold on. Bill, you're on with...

No, Bill. Bill's got me by far.

Bill, who's got bigger balls, Bill or Dana?

He's got the better balls. Bigger? If that's the case.

If that's the case. Dana already knows he's won that contest. he's got monster ones

by the way are there any women though

that have like because I do know this I do know that there are women that don't have like you know maybe crazy deep voices but if you're a woman and your voice has kind of got a little bit of bass to it I bet you that would be kind of a cool thing Shannon at times people when Shannon when she first started on the radio people were like who's the dude on the air with you guys and I was like

I maintain in second grade Jake Krause made fun of me and he asked me on the playground why do you sound like a boy and

now he masturbates looking at your pictures

but seriously I always had a really really deep voice when I was little and so my voice didn't fit

you understand though that every guy that made fun of a girl growing up wanted to have sex with them when they were a kid that was his little thing

we were in second grade

Well, maybe not in second grade. But what's going on, Noah? How you doing? Hey, how's it going? Good, buddy. What's happening? We're talking. We got Brendan here in the studio. Who's got the big... Say hi, Brendan. We got like a deep voice contest going on. Holy crap. That's unbelievable. The reverberation there just like got my ear a little tingly. I don't know if someone's going to top Bill, but... Yeah. What's happening, Noah?

Oh, your ear got away.

Oh, nothing. and just hearing all the deep voices. I'm a big fan of D&D and stuff like that, so I do a lot of weird voices and whatnot. I can make mine get pretty long. Dungeons and Dragons.

Oh, I thought it was a sexual thing.

Yeah.

But it kind of is.

I've got a wide repertoire that I like to put out. If you'd like, I can give you a story.

Oh, let's do it. Let's try it. Go ahead. Here we go. Let's get right in.

All right. So, Alex, I'll go back to, in a world, in a dark world, surrounded by humans, the world needs to be saved by one man, Kevin.

You said you could do multiple voices. Let's hear another one.

Let's hear another voice.

Okay, I'll go on the other end of the spectrum. That was a deep. I can hit you with a little bit.

I can go a little bit higher.

Wow, that's actually pretty good, man. Wow. That's talent. Even I can't do that. Yeah.

How high can you go? I mean, that's about as high as I can go. No, Brendan, what about you, Brendan?

I don't know. I got to be singing. I can hit the falsetto in a song, but like. Go on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on. I don't know if I can do it right now. Yes, Brendan!

I need some music or something. Come on. All right, hold on.

Put an Ariana Grande song on.

Is there a song that you know, Brendan?

Dude, I don't know. I mean, chaperoning and all that sort of stuff. I could get those high notes.

All right, hold on a second. Here we go. Here we go.

Yeah.

Megan, what's the Chaperone song?

Hot to go?

Well, yeah. I mean, I know. I don't know if that has enough falsetto in it, though.

It's not enough. Good luck, babe. Good luck, babe. Good luck, babe. All right, hold on a second. Good luck, babe. Here we go.

I don't know the lyrics, so this will be interesting.

It's fine. It's cool. You can say that we ain't nothing, but you know Yeah, sorry, I don't know the lyrics, so

Here, I'll get to the hook, shall I get to the hook? You know the hook? Somewhat

All right, here we go Here you go Oh, Jesus

Dude, I told you, I don't know the lyrics, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry Come on, Megan, you do it then, go ahead This is not

I want to be the one that I want, baby. Yeah. I could kiss a hundred boys and boys, and you could be the one to deserve the feeling. Yeah.

Wow, that's good.

Come on, Brandi. This is my least favorite song by her. Okay, here we go. So good luck, babe.

He's not good.

Good luck, babe. Oh, my God. Good luck, babe.

Good luck, babe. This is not the heavy metal radio station. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. QI Detroit, WSNX, Muskegon, Grand Rapids, WVKS, Toledo. Three great stations, one stupid show. This is Mojo in the Morning, live.

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Alicia thinks that she's getting cheated on. Alicia, hi.

Hi.

So you're not married. You guys are dating, but you've been dating a while. Right. First off, why is it that now all of a sudden you guys think that something's going on and why he's cheating?

Yes, we've been married for seven months, but prior to that, we were long-distance for a year. Oh, you are married.

So you are married?

Well, we're not legally married, but we did have a wedding because my mom's super traditional. but he didn't he told me that he didn't want to be married legally okay and so you guys decided

that you would just go through a ceremony but he's been weird lately and why what do you mean

by being weird lately well so we've been um living together for seven months and he's home maybe like once a week which was fine with me because of the long distance um once a week was great because I really wasn't singing before but I just had this really bad gut feeling it's like whenever he's home he's like if the phone rings or buzzes he turns the screen down like face down and I also feel like i should be seeing him more because he is my husband i mean where is he at when he's not

home he's a truck driver so he's he's driving the the the country right okay so uh not good uh that he's not as attentive to you but also seems weird that he's hiding his phone whenever his phone

rings or things are going on right so like whenever i do see him if his phone buzzes or whatever he like turns the phone face down and i just have this just this gut feeling it's not

something's wrong yeah being protective of the phone is always a dead giveaway all right we're

going to see where he's going to send a dozen free roses i want you to mute your phone and we're hoping that the flowers go to alicia so do me a favor mute that phone first so i can hear that that muted okay and we'll give him a call it's mojo in the morning

hello hi i'm looking for harrison please

This is Harrison.

Hi, Harrison. My name is Nicole, and I'm calling you from a new floral company online called rosesbloom.com with actually an offer for some free flowers. If you have a moment to answer two very short survey questions for me, we're going to give you a dozen long-stemmed red roses that can be sent to the person of your choice anywhere in the country, absolutely free of charge. And we're just calling and hoping that you'll take part in our free offer and then use us in the future when you need to order flowers.

Yeah, sure. Can you make this fast, please?

Okay. It's just two questions. Have you purchased flowers in the last six months?

No.

Do you plan on purchasing flowers in the next six months?

I mean, maybe. I'm not sure.

Okay. As a thank you for participating in that survey, rosesbloom.com is now providing you with one dozen free roses. And so I just need to get some information about who you want these flowers sent to. And by the way, they can go out as early as today. Or we can schedule them. It's up to you.

Sure. Yeah. Send them to Carolyn. Do you need me to spell that for you?

C-A-R-O-L-Y-N?

Yeah, that's right.

Okay. And the last name? Okay. And what is Carolyn's phone number?

304.

Okay. okay and i am starting a profile for you harrison just so it'll be easier if you do decide to order some flowers from us in the future so carolyn is on here i just need her relationship to you she's my wife okay and we also offer something unique at rosesbloom.com and that's a digital voice card where you can leave your own message kind of instead of a paper card and that's going to get texted to in this case carolyn upon delivery so we're

gonna go ahead and record that all right I'm gonna count you down three two one

hey babe hope you enjoy these flowers they're as beautiful as you are okay

awesome and Harrison I do have to let you know that this call is being recorded for quality and training purposes are you okay with that I don't really have a

choice i guess fine okay harrison i'm going to also jump on and just grab one last thing from you and uh it shouldn't take very long but i just need to let you know that while we were sending these flowers off and while we were talking to you that your wife alicia was listening and just heard you send flowers to a woman that you also called your wife who is this Harrison this is the mojo in the morning show we're a radio show that your wife listens to and your wife called us up to see where you were going to send a dozen free roses and I don't know if you're mistaken or not but you sent flowers to a woman that you also said was your wife alicia wife wow wow and you were to just a re kind of get our our set as things straight here you say that you guys are married but you got married not legally right so it's just a ceremony yeah what was the purpose of of doing that if if you weren't doing it legally why whose whose idea was that my mom's your mom's why is that

because she always wanted me to have a traditional wedding but why did you guys not

Why did you not legally get married then?

I just wanted to be with him, but he didn't want to be legally married.

Did he claim that he didn't want to or he couldn't?

He just said he didn't want to.

Do you know anybody by that name? Have you ever heard him throw around that name before? Or has you ever seen that name on his phone? No.

And you live in Ohio?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. That area code is where?

That area code, we're trying to get a hold of that person. That area code is West Virginia.

Does he travel there as part of his schedule? I don't know.

So you don't even know where he travels to or where he goes to on his road trips?

I mean, he goes many places. I don't know exactly his route.

Okay. I'm going to have you hang here. We're going to talk to you some more, okay?

All right.

We're trying to get a hold of him again, and we're trying to get a hold of this woman that he sent the flowers to. Okay. Cheater Cheater Pumpkin Eater. Mojo in the Morning's War of the Roses.

so carolyn is on here i just need her relationship to you she's my wife

busting a cheater busting a cheater with a double life oh my god

I don't get that

Alicia how long have you guys been together

13 years oh god

so you've been living together for 13 years and how often is he home

like once a week

so he comes home once a week but is he home for days then at a time no not really so he comes home stays with you and then leaves and your relationship is based

on a once a week yeah i mean we were long distance before that so once a week was

more than before wow and how did you guys meet online did it ever did it ever like occur to you that the reason why he was never home Was that there was somebody else or was it just recently that that was the case?

I mean, I just lately I've had a gut feeling because his phone was.

I understand that. But for 13 years, you never thought that this guy who only spends a day a week with you.

I just figured it was because of his work schedule, because I didn't really know his schedule when we first met. So I was, I guess, just accepting that that's how that was.

Wow. All right. Hang on one sec. What's going on, Carrie? Hi.

Hi. Good morning.

Morning. It's Mojo on the Morning War of the Roses. What'd you want to say?

I feel, and I'm 99% certain, she is the side chick. And it's sad because we see this so much. but the three key factors were once a week over the road truck driver not legally married and didn't want to get legally married did not want to and that's what's sad I would never agree to

that I my heart goes out to her because it's not like it's been a thing that's been going on in her life for you know a short period of time I mean this has been most of her life that they've been dealt with us yes it's sad yeah thank you for the call what's up susan hi hi how you doing

fantastic susan what's going on good well i'm calling from canada and i call you all the time i'm a long-time listener and i think that deserves a fair well you know what we give

no we do the instead of the bar and for canada we do oh canada like we have like a little thing

that does that you know what i i feel absolutely sick i can't believe that somebody could do that to two people so he's ruining two people's lives it's i i i feel sick like honestly i feel nauseous when i heard he sent him to his wife other than alicia yeah i can't believe it how do you and how

do you like try to manage that like i'm just i don't understand i'm so confused because

that that's a lot to keep track of yeah yeah he may be a truck driver and that's how he manages being able to be away one one night a week right to be with alicia who would settle

for what what woman would settle for one night a week yeah no no megan just raised her hand

but for years and years and years and no commitment no real commitment yeah no commitment and to and to do a fake marriage back to me right there i makes yeah it's all it's all wrong thank you for

the call jordan what's up so all i needed to hear was not legally married yeah um but the other thing and I'm listening to the other callers, I'm thinking the second girl is either on his route, so he stops there every night, so she's definitely the side chick.

So Alicia is the second girl, she's the side chick, and that's his route.

So if, because he's only with her one night. One day. One night a week.

Yeah.

He has to be off for about hours. That's when he drops his load. Yeah. So he has to be off for like 10, 12 hours.

Yeah.

So he's probably doing it with her and getting back on the road and leaving.

Chelsea's dad is a truck driver. So that's, you know, you do have like, it's kind of like pilots. You're not allowed to be driving for certain amounts of time, you know? So I know, and it's interesting because we have a lot of truck drivers that listen to this show. and I appreciate that but the fact that every single week you go, no you're going to go home, this is your wife this is where you're staying then you're going to leave and you're going to spend the rest of your day or days with this other person who is your wife and all that woman is, the wiser too, is the fact that he's probably staying in a hotel or something. I wonder if she doesn't even just look at the fact that he's spending money for a residence in another state and probably financially taking care of for sure of alicia you know it's crazy uh what's up paris it's mojo in the morning good morning i feel really

bad for her my heart breaks for her i just feel like she should have asked more questions when they first started dating 13 years can you hang on for one second can you hang for please hang

for one sec. Lydia's waving me down and flagging me down to pick up a line that's one of our inside lines.

No, Mojo and his wife just called us back.

Hold on. Okay. Who is this? Hello? Hello? Hi. Who is this?

This is Carolyn.

Carolyn, it's Mojo in the morning. We are on the radio right now. I just do need to inform you of that. And I don't know if our producer who picked up the phone and talked to you told you anything about what's going on.

I'm sorry. I don't understand.

We are a radio show that is in Ohio and Michigan. And we got a phone call today from a woman who asked us to call her husband, whose name is Harrison. and to see what was going on with him in his personal life. And that guy that we talked to, Harrison, said that you were his wife. Well, this woman that we talked to also, her name is Alicia, she also claims to be his wife too. and she is she is claiming that they are together and have been together for many many years but he claims that you are his wife are you married to a man named Harrison um yeah he's my husband okay well he gave us your phone number and then we told him that we have this woman named Alicia who is his wife but he also says that you're his wife and we haven't been able to get a hold of him again did you have any idea that your husband might have another wife somewhere

i'm sorry i don't i don't know i don't understand i don't know what's going on

i understand this is this is it's difficult to kind of get hold of and obviously or to to try to explain to somebody that has no idea what's going on

How long have you been married? Listen, I don't know what's going on, but I'm happily married, and please do not call me anymore.

Well, we probably should not call her anymore and wait until we see what we hear back from. try to see if you can get Alicia back on to comment on that because I know she wasn't on there with us. The heartbreak of this whole thing is obviously he affects two people's lives in a great way by what's just happening. It's hard to be able to tell somebody that. Paris?

Hi. Good morning. My heart breaks for both of them, actually. how horrible of a person he must be to play this game for all these years. And for Alicia, I'm sorry, my heart breaks, but you should have asked more questions. 13 years is a long time to not know much of anything about him, not being where he lived at. I mean, just so many red flags. A lot of times women ignore these red flags. And when you meet somebody, you've got to be a darn detective going all up in their background to really, really know who they are.

And nowadays, better than ever, you can track people and see what they're doing. You know what I mean? But this is the thing. She was never suspicious of them.

Right. Absolutely. She accepted the bare minimum from him.

Yeah.

And that's my concern for her. She accepted the bare minimum.

But I also think his job allowed him the luxury and the freedom to pull something like this off without suspicion.

Yes. Yes, without questioning anything, without expecting more. Expect more.

I just got a text from Tony, our boss, who just said, do not put her back on the air again without her full understanding of what the situation is about. so that's our boss tony who just said that to us which honestly we we try to do with the war of the roses we don't want to ever blindside somebody and we feel horrible that that she

might feel like she was blindsided and she was yeah yeah i feel horrible can you imagine if There's kids involved. I know.

And there are, by the way.

If you missed the War of the Roses and you missed what happened when we made the phone call and missed all this, it will be podcast for you. So just go to Mojo in the Morning Show on the podcast and check that out.

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All right, one last pair of Jingle Ball tickets. And then we have the Red Wings tickets I'm going to give away right after. So before 10, you'll have a chance to go see the Wings play tonight. Jingle Ball tickets right now, December the 10th, Little Caesars Arena. Brought to you by Capital One. And, of course, Planet Fitness, Family Heating and Cooling and Electrical in Kroger. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548, 95th Caller.

Mojo in the morning's Dirty on the 30.

We'll get you caught up on what's trending in the Dirty on the 30. Good morning, Shannon.

Good morning. Last night at the 58th annual CMA's Jelly Roll and Thomas Rhett, among the many amazing performers. Chris Stapleton took the stage three different times and also took home three awards. Male Vocalist of the Year, again, Single of the Year and Song of the Year. Morgan Wallen taking home the top award of the night, Entertainer of the Year. Now, he wasn't there to accept the award, and it was actor Jeff Bridges who presented it to him and accepted it on his behalf. I love him. The dude. Well, the dude could not say Morgan Wallen's name right for the life of him.

And the CMA Award for Entertainer of the Year goes to Morgan Wallen. Come on now.

He would say my name wrong any day. I honestly wonder if he was trying to be funny because there's no way you get that wrong it's a hard one

I don't know if he was nominated maybe I'm trying to make a story where there isn't a story but is there a reason why Zach Bryan wasn't there? there's a reason

everybody hates him he's involved in a very messy split from Brianna Chicken Fry and he knew he was going to get questions country artists love him I was going to say and I feel like the reporters at these sorts of awards wouldn't ask those questions, but it would have come up somehow, somewhere, some way, so he was not there. Lainey Wilson, who was also the host of the show, took home female vocalist of the year, Megan Maroney, won the award for Best New Artist, Cody Johnson, Album of the Year for Leather. Beyonce's Cowboy Carter totally shut out, got zero nomination, so obviously. I'm shocked. No wins. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Kyle Richards shooting down a paparazzi asking about the rumors that she hooked up with Kevin Costner.

That is definitely not true. I think she was just joking. He lives in Aspen here. I have a home in Aspen, too. I literally have only met him two times and talked to him for maybe one minute.

Okay, so there's...

That's the match. Well, Mike... That is it.

That's the match. How do you know he got a home in Aspen? Well, everybody knows he has a home in Aspen. I didn't know that.

Well, and Aspen is not a very big place, so I think all the stars

probably know each other through there too i bet he wants to hook up with her she's so hot she's beautiful how does kyle richards she likes ladies now oh really yeah how does kyle richards make

money i always wonder these real housewives people do they make that much money her estranged

ex i don't know if they're already divorced mauricio umanski owns the agency which is like

the biggest real estate company but it always makes me wonder sometimes i see these guys on

there they live such a lavish lifestyle it's because of him i mean she makes her own money too to be fair but she was an actress yeah she wasn't but a child actress i don't know how much money she was she's still making from all that stuff those old disney movies but yeah for sure

what's her name um who's our girl from akila and b oh kiki palmer palmer says she made 40 000 an episode when she was doing her disney show no way kiki palmer's hot dang she's beautiful yeah

Okay, Richard Gere in the Dirty this morning for giving the middle finger to Savannah Guthrie, of all people, on the Today Show yesterday after she censored a clip from his new series that included the middle finger. So he's making the rounds promoting his new Paramount Plus Showtime espionage thriller. It's called The Agency. And they showed a clip from the series on the Today Show, but they cut the scene right before he gives the middle finger in the scene. so he reacted by completing it as they cut off that moment and this is what ensued what did you

just do but that's oh sorry but that's what i did in the in the piece you just did an obscene

gesture on this family morning show yeah no i'm i'm bleeping you i was on him you know share was on here doing an f-bomb yesterday so i don't know what's happening he's gonna be 90 years old and still hot he's not 90 no I said

And he's going to be like 90 years old and stuff. The older he gets, the more handsome he gets. He's like your Dick Van Dyke. I get it. Yeah. And McDonald's has announced the return of the McRib that is happening on Tuesday, December 3rd. It's not going up. Snow is falling down. It could only mean one thing. McRib is here.

Hmm.

For a limited time only at participating locations with a very unique twist this time around, you can buy the sauce separately. A half gallon going to set you back at $19.99.

They need to bring back that Travis Scott burger was the great one.

Oh, the cactus jack meal or whatever?

That was so good, yeah.

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All right. The winner for Jingle Ball tickets is Wyandotte's very own Elizabeth. What's up, Elizabeth? How are you?

Good. How are you?

We're great, Elizabeth. You're coming to Jingle Ball. Congratulations.

Heck yeah. I'm so excited.

We got to have some Wyandotte girls partying with us. Are you going to be out there having some fun with us?

Oh, yeah.

definitely we have new music from jack harlow tomorrow we will world debut it jack harlow's headlining along with teddy swims jason derulo saweetie and madison beard congratulations you

got a pair of tickets thank you so much thank you you're so welcome hang on the phone we'll

get you set up we'll be right back don't go anywhere more mojo in minutes Mojo in the morning The Red Wings Playing against the New York Islanders Tonight at Little Caesars Arena Got a pair of tickets for you Got a pair of tickets I want you to call 844-MOJO-LIVE 844-665-6548 and be the 95th caller. We are going to be at the game on Saturday that we'll give away tickets to tomorrow against Boston, which, by the way, Boston just fired their coach. They're struggling. Everybody's kind of struggling. I feel like the only team that I look at in the NHL that is, like, getting crazy right now is the Winnipeg Jets. Is Sidney Crosby still on Boston? No, I think, isn't he, like, 800 years old? He was on the Penguins. How old is he?

He's got to be late 30s, early 40s, right?

I'm not a hockey guy, so I don't really follow hockey.

Well, if you're a Red Wings fan, you hate him.

I hate him because anybody that's name is Sidney, I don't like. No offense, Sidney. Sidney Key. I hate him. I was looking at, so talking to these guys at the Red Wings, They're going to let us blow the horn on Saturday.

So cool, by the way.

Which is awesome. They let us pick a weekend game because during the week, I wouldn't even have enough strength to do whatever you have to do. But I'm very excited. They're cool, too. They want to swag us out, too. They want to give us a whole bunch of stuff. Can we ask for things? I don't think that you can't just all of a sudden be a schnor. You know what I mean? I just want to drive the Zamboni. Well, that could, listen.

Maybe you could drive with the Zamboni driver. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just let me be on it.

Do you ever see the Zamboni when you're at the Pistons games and doing stuff? Is it parked kind of in the back there? Yeah, if they have the door open.

Do you know in Toledo, at the Huntington Center for the Walley, they have the Fan Boney, which goes out when the Zambonis do, and it's like a platform that they put like 30 fans on, and you can ride around on the ice. Okay, that's such a funny idea. That's a great idea. You should have got that idea.

They do, they let you ride on this one, too. They do the, where a couple guys, you know, people get chosen and get a chance to ride around on it. I want to do that. To me, I don't. You know what I would rather do? What would you rather do? I would rather eat in the player's locker room. Like, that's all I care about. In the locker room? Yeah. In that VIP area? Because you know how the food, you know how the players always get good food and stuff? Like, to me, like, the experiences that I want, either put me in the game or feed me like I'm in the game. Jeff, are you there?

Yeah. Hey, what's going on?

Jeff, going to a game tonight. Congratulations, buddy.

Let's go.

Cheer on the wings tonight. Tickets available. You can go to DetroitRedWings.com. The wings taken on the Islanders tonight, 7 o'clock at Little Caesars Arena.

All righty. Sweet.

It's Pavel Datsy. Can people hear that? you talk to me on the air through your headphones oh yeah but no it's just on my headphones i like

when you could hear him on the air you can talk to zach but we can't hear hey could you hear zach when he's talking here jeff because we have new equipment so i don't know say hi to him uh hey how's it going oh you can hear that what oh yeah oh he's on the air so you're on the air that's cool i like that i can barely hear him no because we're hearing him through mojo's loud headphones hold on hold on let me say this though it sounds so much clearer on the radio now it's that's what i heard i heard that everybody says that our phone sounds so much better too even the call-ins even the call-ins are so much clearer now yeah everybody everybody told me that that's the case because we were using archaic programming now it sounds it almost sounds like people are actually talking on the air like they're in studio with us not so much on phones um hang on one second uh go ahead jeff what are you gonna say oh no you're good all right see you later buddy hold on one sec all right it's mojo in the morning uh megan has a piece

of recording that she's going to play for us oh this is the most embarrassing thing ever and i hope that you will laugh along with me because i found yet another reason why i should never date anybody ever and it's because i will never be able to sleep with somebody ever again after what i've discovered. So I have this really bad habit of trying to record the person who lives above me stomping around at night while I'm laying in bed. But I also have the even worse habit of then falling asleep while that recording is happening. Now, there is a feature on iPhone. So if you go into voice memos and you click on an audio file, you can say skip silences. And there was a 20-minute recording in my voice memo that I did not remember doing and I said skip silence and I hit play and this is what played. That is my stomach grumbling while I am sleeping.

Oh.

At the very end. Wait, at the very end. Hold on. Is it coming? It sounds like I pooped the bed.

Y'all in here eating her cookies.

You know, it's my stomach grumbling while I'm sleeping. But I, like, am so curious.

Are you hungry? Or what is it? Do you wake up in the morning and really hungry?

No, I think I'm dying. I think that this might be a diagnosable thing at this point. because I have now learned that I talk in my sleep. I sometimes sit up and yell in my sleep, which is terrifying. I kick in my sleep. I punch in my sleep. And now I have stomach gargles to the point where it sounds like I'm pooping the bed. Who would ever... Oh, my God.

I thought that was you.

It's like a poltergeist.

Who would sleep with me? No. Why is it so loud?

Fair question. Have you had anybody stay the night with you in a romantic way recently that has ever said anything to you? Shannon knows something.

Look at him over here giggling. The timing couldn't be more imperfect. Are you dating right now and you're not telling us? What if I had a secret relationship that you didn't know about?

Honestly, I would just say, where's all the good topics? Because I've been listening to all these other topics. I'm like, where the hell are your topics?

It sounds like I'm pooping the bed in my stomach. No, I want to hear. This is the kind of stuff you eat up.

Well, listen, I would like to hear.

Sounds like you need to eat up.

I would like to hear if you've ever. Because now, like you said, I'd be self-conscious that if I did have somebody come, spend the night and and i don't know if this has ever happened where you have somebody spend the night have you ever had somebody spending the night and they make weird noises and at night because that would be scary that i would never be able to sleep i'm telling you when you start

dating somebody excuse me i like i said this to wes at one point when i finally felt comfortable and he agreed like i would wake up in the morning and my stomach would hurt because i was holding in farts oh really yeah yeah because you as much as you can right right no mojo i'm not dating

anybody right now but i think it's funny that also when you stand in face bro it's all over

standing face she's dating somebody there's something going on i'm actually married

what if i what if i showed up but dan i'm like these are my wedding photos i would say that's topic tomorrow at 7 40. what if i literally came in one day and was like i had a child

I mean there you go Her secret love

child this past weekend had a baby uh eight four you didn't lose weight you just had a baby eight four four mojo live eight four four six six five six five four eight what did you do in your sleep what kind of noises did you make in your sleep that like freaked you out when you found out the next day the person that you were laying next to said did you know what you did last night like i i always worry about talking in my sleep i always like there have been times where i've had you know sex dreams and i'm like looking at chelsea the next morning like hey so how did you sleep last night because she's up a lot when i wake up like she doesn't sleep very well and i'm all i'm thinking is she's like hearing me sounding like uh what's that uh song from pd pablo uh freakily i'm like calling out girls names and stuff like that um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 text your ear says megan you got to get that checked out um another text here says where did you put the phone that you could hear it that way you want

to know what's this is how i know it's disgusting and embarrassing that phone is probably on my pillow oh really i i when i set the recording like i'll hold it by my face i'm laying on my side and like holding my phone in my face so it means like i fell asleep in the phones by my head you know what i mean so there's there's some distance in between your stomach and yes which

is terrifying hey cody what's up it's mojo in the morning hey i can't make this up if i tried i had a bunk mate when i went through basic training uh first night together found out he meowed in his sleep yeah really couldn't make it up uh for like three months straight i was stuck with this guy meowing in his sleep i used to throw things at him and everything and it never deterred him can you uh do it like how does it how does it sound uh well first it started off like real shallow and i almost thought it was fake and then it'd just be like this loud like meow no he was doing that he was doing that as a joke probably wasn't he yeah i don't know i used i I told him about it after a couple weeks, and he was like, I don't know what you're talking about, man.

I was like, yes, you do. Yes, you do. What's up, Sydney? Hi, it's Mojo in the morning.

Hello. It's a little off topic, kind of what Shannon was saying, but I've been with my fiancée for 10 years, and I've never heard it in front of him.

You what's that? Never farted. Never farted in front of him.

Yeah, because Shannon talked about her belly hurting in the morning.

But I bet you you have, and he just hasn't told you.

No, I haven't. i swear really and i've had two kids with them too so what are you waiting on yeah i won't fart

in front of people it's weird to me i get that you know what no listen you want you want to still look at it as romantic but the problem is at night they say you let out lots of farts you

just don't realize it i don't think so i don't know yeah if you're holding them in all day they gotta come out at some point yeah they have they don't i've been with him for 10 years and i won't I refuse.

Somebody texted in and wants to know if they think this is Megan or does she have ghosts in that apartment that she's talked about that could be on it? Yeah, I mean, I don't know. That sounds like somebody walking. It doesn't sound like something coming from your stomach there. Well, I said a poltergeist. That's an old-city apartment there that you're living in. What's going on, Nick? How you doing?

Oh, I wouldn't be sleeping in there. Oh, I'm living that dream. Hey, I got to have girls back right quick. My wife, most beautiful woman in the world. But when she sleeps, the farts and the snores that come out of her are just wild.

It doesn't make you less attracted to her? It actually is something good?

No, that's my queen. That's my queen. We all have our quirks, right?

Okay. All right. It's uncorked. Yeah. What's happening, Casey? How you doing?

Hey, Mojo. So my husband is a talker all the time in his sleep. So last week, I have insomnia, so I don't sleep. So last week, he's, like, fidgeting in the bed, and then he said, Stella Rose, which is my daughter, she's six. He said, Stella Rose, like he's about yelling. And I said, hey, hey, hey, you're yelling. And he's like, did you hear what she said? I have a dog named Viking. And I said, no. He said, she said, Viking, shut the hell up. And he does not remember anything. And I'm like, I want to record you so bad because he, like, just last night he was crying to his mom in his sleep.

Oh, my God. That's great. He's having nightmares, huh? He's got some stuff going on.

Yeah, a lot.

Oh, man. Well, love on him, okay?

All right.

You know what you need to do. Yeah. By the way, wouldn't that be amazing if all of a sudden you're doing it and the next thing you know he starts yelling and crying and all that stuff? I'd be like, holy crap. A little nutty.

Another kid's bedroom.

Thank you for the call. I appreciate it. Yes, sir. Bye. All right. We'll talk to you later. It's Mojo in the Morning. Okay. I'm in Detroit. WSNX. Muskegon. Grand Rapids. WVKS. Toledo. This is Mojo in the Morning.

Oh, Mojo. He's amazing.

Live.

Sorry.

All right. Mojo in the Morning show. I cannot believe that Thanksgiving is almost here with us.

A week from today.

It's crazy how fast things go by, you know? All right, so I got a topic that I want to bring up here because I think that we haven't done enough talk about Thanksgiving. And, you know, obviously, Thanksgiving is a time when you're going to be getting everybody together with the family. And I want to know, who's the one family member that you don't want to see this Thanksgiving and why?

One.

Who is the one family member you don't want to see and why and the reason why i bring this up is i know that anytime there's an election year there's always the you know family member that you know talks a little bit too much politics hopefully you know that won't get crazy but you also have like everybody that comes home and gets you know together and just annoys the crap out of you um who's that one family member we used to have this fake aunt that used to come and when i say fake aunt i mean we called her an aunt and then we found out later in life she was just some wacky lady that my family would call your mom's friend or something yeah like it was she wasn't even like a friend she was like just some she was like my mom used to feel sorry for everybody that uh didn't have a place to go to which is wonderful and i and i do this now too you know i like try to invite people over because i want to share my family with them yeah but my mom would invite people over that truly should never have come around her kids like it's amazing that my mom would allow these people to be around us um and so i kind of want to know that i miss the days of when shannon had her wacky uh cousin russ i know

he's not see we've like really pared down holidays and so thanksgiving i'm hosting thanksgiving and it's just you know my little family of six my mom and then my sister brother

in law and two nieces and that that's that's it yeah those are nice yeah and we're doing the same

thing for christmas i'm very much looking forward to that chelsea chelsea likes it when it's just

the kids and their significant others or relationships and that's it too yeah um we used to like do the whole thing where the whole family got together and then you'd have people complaining and crying about things yeah there's always drama yeah yeah melanie hi who's the family member that you're not thankful for instead of who's the ones that you're thankful for my my

my brother-in-law why is that really full of him he's really full of himself and he's vegan

let me tell you that it makes it so tough my sister's vegan it's hard yeah but does he bring

his own food really hard and and the other thing is so my husband runs around like a chicken with his head cut off trying to make sure we have enough things for him to eat okay so he doesn't half the time he calls the minute before and says oh i can't make it oh yeah that sucks when you go

and do that yeah megan brought up an interesting part if they have it should they bring their own

food i did when i was a vegan okay sometimes he does but then it's weird because you've got this beautiful table with all the traditional thanksgiving stuff and he brings like curried lentil stuffed mushrooms and you're like yeah you know what's so crazy is my sister's really

great about bringing her own stuff if she's coming uh to thanksgiving but one year she she nixed the turkey do you remember this mojo and she was like i really don't feel comfortable if you guys have a turkey and the rest of our family was like well but like that's thanksgiving so we got a turkey and had it in the garage and we all took turns going in the garage

i hate the family members that pass their judgment by not allowing you to eat the foods that you want to eat yeah i hate those uh those people i hate the family members that won't let you drink an

entire bottle of wine by yourself like it's inappropriate yeah by the way maybe like just

one there's there is a person that just keeps texting us and telling us about their uh sister in law that is a see you yeah next week or yep next tuesday yeah not next week that would be a what how would that word be pronounced um people uh are also texting about cousin russ they're missing the times when cousin russ and this happened when shannon moved to the house that she's in right now cousin russ still doesn't know your address correct and i feel like do you know that i get i get christmas cards from cousin russ's weird uh friend his dynamic duo friend yeah

well that's jason or whatever justin that's also my cousin he's your cousin too yes oh i thought

he was just a friend like a friend he really is my cousin he knows my address but he does not know shannon's address which really bums me out uh look who's in studio the entire sales team is here Nice to see you guys. Oh, you get how radio works. Hey, it sounds like a live audience. That felt amazing. Isn't that awesome? We're happy that we're here. We were expecting you guys all to do a special come to work on Wednesday thing yesterday for our first day, but we understood that you guys were all out at appointments. Is that right? That's true. You're buying fireball shots today, though. You're buying fireball. See, that's better than cutting a ribbon. That is. I like that. Who needs to cut a ribbon when we can open up a bottle of Fireball? Fireball. So real quick, do you guys have anybody you want to shout out or whatever? Has this been cool to come down here? Because I want to know, like, are there any people that aren't happy about all of us being here together? Because I actually think this is great. No, nobody's going to say anything in front of Kim. She's the boss. You know what I want to do? Let me talk to Tony the Tiger Team guy and see if we can set up an office with a voice disguiser

A confessional Like old school real love

Hold on a second here Hey Mojo I'm Larry one of the sales guys

Wait is that on your voice disguiser? It works so well

I'm Larry one of the sales guys and I just wanted you to know that I hate coming downtown for this thing I used to live in West Bloomfield. My drive was 15 minutes. Now it's 52 minutes because Paul Corvino wanted to give his neighbor some free rent. Thanks, Larry. I appreciate it. Going on. You forgot to say first time, long time. First time. Oh, yeah. Hold on a second. First time, long time. Come on. Hey, Kevin, you dick. Go ahead. Shout out Larry, the sales guy. Oh, Larry's on the phone. There you go. All right, thanks, Kevin. I appreciate that. I'm a confessional. Hold on a second here. I was about to do a confession. Julie, are you there?

Hi, yes.

Hi, what's up?

Hi, so I don't know if you know about, like, hospital deep or whatever, but I come from a family of nurses, and my cousin, I guess we're the same age, she's an ER nurse, I'm an ICU nurse. I try not to talk about work. We all try not to talk about work, but she just goes in there like she's got, you know, gifts to earth. I think this person, this one, but she's just a charger. She goes around and, like, love our chargers. I'm going to actually help, but. I feel like you should have used the voices.

Are you worried about the voices guys are not being on your voice right now? Like, you're literally out there.

Nope. Don't care. I love you.

Will they be there on Thursday?

No, they won't. And it's so weird because she's technically my second cousin. My first one's 30 years older than me.

Oh, wow.

And so it's just like my mom's mom to me, and they just kind of, like, disregard her, and it's just like they make you come around. They're God's greatest gift, and I'm like, all right. It's okay. It's okay to not talk about the gut.

You know what? Not all family is good family. Let's just put it that way. We all know that. Hold on. voice disguiser for T. Are you there, T? T, are you there?

T.

Am I doing this right, the voice disguiser, Lydia? Hold on. I got this button up here. Are you there, T? Hold on. Hold on. T. I don't think T is there. Here we go.

But you're not voice disguised. Real quick, where are the

engineers at for this? Tell them I can't figure out why this guy's... Make your own voice disguised, T. They'll never know. Maybe I'm not picking it up right or something like that. T, stay right there. Hold on one second. Stand right there. Oh, jeez, I think I just hung up with him. Call back, T. What's up, Rachel? How you doing?

Hi.

Hey, what's happening? We're talking about which family members are you not excited about seeing on Thanksgiving?

Yeah, I would have to put my pick on my dad's mom, my grandma.

Your grandma?

Wait, where's my grandma?

Can grandmas ever be bad? You're about to find out. Your grandma's a horrible person?

Why? Like, what does she do? She has no interest in being kids.

What's going on with their phone line? Your phone line's all bad. Is that us or is that you? We can't hear you at all. Bro, we got to hear about grandma. I'm telling you, God does not want you saying bad things about grandmas. You know? Hey, Mojo, it's Larry again. I got a bitch of a grandma, too. Can't stand her. Yeah, your phone line's bad. I'm sorry, Rachel. You there?

No, there you are. So why do we hate grandma? Yeah, she has no interest in seeing my kids or even knowing anything about them. And when we did go visit her when she lived in Georgia on her way to Florida, she, like, kind of dissed my kids for her cats.

Oh, okay. Well, that's too bad.

My kids were a little rough with her cats, and she just gave us attitude. Like, she just, I haven't talked to her. I think I talked to her once in, like, the last probably seven, eight years now. Honestly, I have no interest in her.

I've put pussy over kids before. Oh, you always got to go for that joke. Hey, Mojo, hold on. Hey, Mojo, it's me, Larry. I had Kevin sold on an account recently. I haven't been the only one, I'm sure. For Cat Supply Company. All right, we got a break. We'll be right back. Give it up for our sales team here. We love these guys. We love these guys. We won't eat any of your food at the potluck, but we love you guys. all right top training stories and then somebody call up i want to practice our voices guys are machine you want me to uh well let's have a listener let's have a real life listener so we can talk to them you want to do you want to be voices guys i was just trying to be helpful i'd rather talk to somebody i would if you do voice guys you got to admit to then in voices guys that you're in a relationship right now with somebody that's sleeping over at your house

Absolutely.

Listeners are taxed up. They think that, first off, a lot of listeners speculate that you're in a relationship, but they think you're in a relationship with Kev. So people keep thinking that you guys are flirty, flirty.

Don't joke about that. Oh my God, please.

If they can't take a joke, screw them.

No, because it's on me. It's not on you. And here's the thing. If anybody listens to this show, I love this man. He is my brother. do we agree on anything

in the world? I don't think you have to agree with anybody when you're having sex I don't think that's the point of it it's just sex

this is why it would never happen

I'd love to hear that tubby grumble at night

you know what great show today guys wonderful see you tomorrow

by the way I think it's so funny how quick the girls on the show are always to get off of any opportunity that like there's not there's not one guy on this show that you guys would ever consider like I think Kev would be a great guy to have a relationship with. I love Kev

but I truly think we would murder each other. Yeah. Okay. You don't think so? I don't know.

I don't think I thought about it. Hold on one second. Okay this is actually really good.

Yeah it is.

This guy is here. Now I think this one is going to work. I think this is going to be a winner winner chicken dinner. Ralph, are you there, Ralph? Hey, Ralph. Ralph?

Ralph.

Are you there, Ralph? No.

Don't want to get him again.

Ralph, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. All right, that's not voice disguised. Okay. Are you there, Ralph? Yes, I am. Oh, there you are. Go ahead. Ralph? Yeah. Okay, no. All right, go ahead. Talk to me, Ralph. I know Ralph do you have a confession for us Are you having a relationship with Megan Yes there you go I got you now Can you hear me Ralph

Hello

We're testing out the voice disguiser Ralph Alright I gotta have Ralph down Ralph Ralph Ralph Alright we're gonna do this off here It's not working Ralph Are you there, Ralph? Ralph.

Yes, I can hear you now.

All right. Okay, so there's Ralph right there.

There it is.

Ralph, talk to me.

I don't know if it's my phone or if it's me. No, no. No, that's good.

That's good. All right, so Ralph, I think we figured it out now. I finally figured out how to do the voice disguising machine.

It worked for a second.

Yeah, now it's working. Now I got you. You sound like a munchkin. from lollipop land or guild or whatever the hell it is, okay? Say, we represent the... He hung up the phone. He's done. All right, let me do top trending news. Top trending news. Here you go. Less than 50% of Americans will host family, friends, and relatives on Thanksgiving. According to a new survey, 42% of Americans are planning on hosting during the Thanksgiving, while most actually say that they will go to either somebody's home or they plan on eating out on Thanksgiving instead of doing a traditional Thanksgiving this year.

I would say you can't eat out on Thanksgiving. It seems mean to the people who then have to work. So I get that, but Thanksgiving is getting really expensive and really...

hard it's a full day commitment although we talked about how this year they say that turkeys are the cheapest that they've been in like more than a decade yeah yeah but i haven't been able to go

to the grocery store and get two bags of groceries under 50 i know it's expensive um are you going to

be traveling for the holidays many are it's actually one of the biggest travel times matter of fact they say more people travel over thanksgiving than they do over christmas if you're one of the millions of people that will be traveling this thanksgiving you may be surprised to learn that you can bring Thanksgiving dinner with you. It is possible to transport an entire turkey and all of its fixings as long as it's packed in safety-sealed bags in your checked luggage, so you cannot carry it on a plane. I don't know, but items that are liquid... That's weird. Liquid items have to be frozen completely solid, like a pint container full of turkey stock uh considered to be you know tsa not uh allowed to be sent in your luggage unless it is

done through being frozen who freezes this stuff right is a jelly a liquid or a like a loose solid i believe they they consider it a liquid and i only say that because i you can't get slime or play-doh through here here's the deal play-doh yeah trust me it was it's a whole thing baked

Goods like pies, cakes, even some of the Thanksgiving sides like mac and cheese, green bean casserole, those items are going to need to be checked in cranberry sauce also.

Do you have to freeze a pie and then check it? No.

Why is it that anybody would bring any of this stuff with them unless they're going to a place that has like none of this stuff that you can go buy at a store?

The only thing I can think of is if it's like a specialty thing, like in Detroit, sister pie is absolutely incredible. So if I'm traveling to my family in, you know, Washington, D.C., okay, I could understand if I'm, like, I want to bring something, you know, that they asked for or that I want them to experience something local, then I would do it. But, yeah.

No. If you can't.

You know, it just seems like airlines are stupid.

Yeah. If you can't wait to put your Christmas lights up, your Christmas tree up, you may be a narcissist. I actually was listening to KP the other day. She did this story. I wanted to do it on our show. Decorating your home early is a mechanism for some to fill voids in their life that they may otherwise, according to psychologist Cameron Harara, she says that may be signs of narcissism. I bring this up because we went to Shannon's house and her house is literally looks like the Home Alone house. I have my tree up.

I wish I had my tree up. My tree up is up and decorated.

Oh, there's the narcissist over there. That's me.

I would have my tree up if I had time, 100 million percent.

Cheaters during the holidays. Do unfaithful men spend more money on gifts for their mistresses than for their wives? Men do not necessarily spend more money on gifts for the people that they're having affairs with. Actually, it's the opposite of that. they overcompensate for their relationships knowing that they are doing something that they shouldn't be doing. I always love the stories and you see it, it's more like very theatrical, but I always love the stories of people that you find gave the gift to the wrong person, you know?

Like it was meant for the mistress, but the wife got it instead.

That's crazy. Yeah. What's up, Lane? How you doing? It's Mojo in the morning.

Good. How are you?

Fantastic. What's going on?

I was just calling to say, like, one time I tried to travel during the holidays, and I had a little snow globe with me for a gift, and I carried it on thinking to keep it safe, but then they took it away from me because it had liquid in it.

Are you kidding me? But did you buy it at the airport?

No, it was, like, bought at the city I was visiting, and I was going to bring it back for a gift. That stinks. Yeah, I'm sorry. That's getting crazy.

Somebody needs to talk to TSA because I know that they did all this stuff because of the whole shoe bomber thing, But at some point, has anybody truly seen anybody take down an airplane with a bottled water? You know?

Yeah. Or a snow globe. A snow globe.

Right. I mean, it's like stupid. They need to rethink all this stuff, and we need to get some sanity back into things. But I don't know. I feel bad. Although, the person that's bringing a turkey stuffing and gravy on a plane, you may be a terrorist.

I mean, that's nuts.

Lydia's not going to be with us tomorrow She's going to see Taylor Swift in Toronto So Lydia, have the best time Is she still with us? Oh, she might have already left

No, it's KP now, guys

I've been screening calls. Wait, that was you?

The whole time.