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mojo the morning show so we just had a crazy moment that just happened in the uh the studio between cav and a co-worker that it was so crazy it had to be an off-air moment to play on the air because there was so much swearing that was going on that I need a second to to edit to make sure that we get all the dirty words out of it so in just a little bit I'm going to do that okay I'm going to play you the audio of what took place in our studio just a matter of moments ago during a commercial break so during a commercial break you heard a co-worker come in to complain about something that kevin did so you'll hear it you gotta stick around for it we're gonna do that you guys talk for a second i'm gonna try to edit all this out well kp has an issue a an issue with bubba her cat yes so you talk amongst yourselves i'll edit this and then we'll get to the kevin so you're just gonna ignore me during my topic i'm not ignoring you i want to get to this because what just happened during the commercial break might have been one of the greatest moments ever

That's fine.

And KP, it's your cat. And you know, you always think I make fun of your cat. I don't ever make fun of your cat. I love your cat. Your cat is like your child. I would never make fun of somebody's child.

Okay, so I was watching a TikTok video, and this girl was showing an embarrassing video of her dog pulling on her panties while she was sitting on the toilet. And I can't help but think, like, wow, I'm so glad I don't have a dog. I've got a cute little kitty that's so fun and cute. No, the other day I was literally sitting on the toilet trying to, you know, take a boo-boo, as Kevin says. And Bubba loves to come in and hang out while I go to the bathroom. He's a very clingy cat everywhere I go. He's there. This time he comes up, jumps onto the toilet, and he's like on the back of the toilet. And I'm like, I hope he doesn't try to go swimming while I'm trying to use the toilet. this cat jumps onto my lap he's cuddling me I'm like well this is kind of difficult I'm getting cat hair everywhere all over my thighs and in my underwear and he is just like ultimate cuddle sesh and then all of a sudden he starts slipping off of me and mind you when you're on the toilet your pants are down and you're fully exposed your skin is showing so But to prevent himself from falling completely off of me, he put his front nails into my love handles.

He scarred you from Lion King.

He did. He literally had his, he wasn't trying to be malicious. He was literally trying to keep himself from falling off of me. And he didn't know, obviously he's a cat, he doesn't know that that hurts a lot. And I was on the toilet in my apartment going, ah, ah, ah. Like, literally, like, all.

oh, my God, I try to get him off of me. And so I stand up, and my pants are around my ankles. And so I fall because I try to get him off of me. And it was probably the most chaotic thing that happened to me this weekend. And that tells you how boring my life is. Were you still going to the bathroom when this happened? No, I had to stop stream, Mike. That's hard. The girls are better than guys. We could do that. We're better than you.

Good thing your boyfriend, Woody, doesn't live in town right now because how suspicious would it be for you to have scratches down your love handles

and for you to tell that story, he would be like bullcrap. Yes, and it would be even weirder to say it was my cat. Right.

Do any of your dogs do this? Because my dog tries to sit on my lap while I go to the bathroom every single time. I straight up throat punch my dog sometimes. No, she's three pounds. She bounces. It's fine.

Megan, my duty must be so bad that my dogs literally run when they see me go to the bathroom. Like the smell gets to them.

She knows that she'll get my undivided attention. Yes. Bo is the puppy that I got a couple of months ago. And he doesn't get in my lap per se, but he uses it as an opportunity. He's like obsessed with my underwear. And so when my underwear is easy access on the floor, because it's in my pants that are down at my ankles, he's like all about like he hears me go into that bathroom and he comes running into the bathroom

because he knows he gets first dibs i cannot believe this must be a cat thing every texter that's coming in right now 734-804-616-419 they all their cats like doing this they love it and

i don't know maybe it's because of the water on the toilet and like in the bowl they like just water that moves maybe they just want to watch because sometimes i feel like he's about to fall in the toilet and then i'm gonna have to go fishing for my cat um but sitting on my lap

is this just a i would love to know if these people texting us are male or female because i'd like to know is this just a female thing where they want to sit on their female uh you know owner's uh laps or are they trying to sit on some dude you know while he's going i don't know bubba

doesn't like to sit on woody like he only he only wants to sit on my lap really seriously do you

like to sit on what's going on what's going on carmen how you doing hi i just wanted to make a

comment about uh kp's cat yeah so that happened to me where my cat was uh trying to climb up my leg And so she was slaying off. She caught the side of my skin, scratched me. Days later, I ended up getting this tingly feeling, started feeling just kind of weird. Went to the doctor. I had cat scratch fever. Cat scratch fever. That's a real thing. So look out for that. If you start feeling weird or something, go to the doctor. I had to be on an antibiotic for five days.

So basically, your cat obviously uses a litter box in the house, and he digs to cover his poop in litter. If he gets that poop under his nails And scratches you He's basically putting that into you So you could get an infection

So you've got to be careful By the way, I did not make fun of Bubba the entire time I just want you to know

I know, but that's because you weren't listening So you didn't have anything to make fun of

So if you ever want to do a Bubba topic again Tell me I need to edit something Okay, that'll be great I told KP, I want to go on record of this I told KP we need more Bubba On our social media that she will post Bubba on her own social media. She will not post Bubba on our social media, the Mojo in the Morning social media page. And protecting his identity. Bubba's family, too. Listen, Bubba's as much family as Joey, Luke, and Jacob, or Lucy and Smith, or Josiah and baby Sherelle, or Mike's kids, which are, hold on, I'm not naming kids right now. You're not going to name Mike. cecily milo and sebastian i'm so proud of you coralline thank you zach's girl of the week oh my god uh what's going on how you doing claire what's happening

good um first time caller what's happening yeah so basically i wasn't the one in the bathroom but my boyfriend came out from the bathroom one time and i just heard like a splash and so he comes out and he goes yeah the cat just like fell in the toilet because he didn't realize that he came in after he shut the door and so he like jumped on the toilet and walked in while my boyfriend was peeing

wait a second so he peed on the cat no that's he got into the did you guys have to give him a bath or something? Do you give cats baths like you do

dogs? You have to occasionally. They're self-cleaning, but you have to sometimes give them baths.

Like if they...

If they land up in somebody's pee, you're going to clean them, right? They can't lick that off. No. I don't want that. What's going on, Allison?

Hey, yeah. So my cats are obsessed with my husband. So every time he goes into the bathroom, they, like, run in there. And they curl up in this little ball by his feet. He sends me photos. So it's pretty funny. It's like a snooze while he goes.

That would annoy the piss out of me. I would so love that. It is sometimes.

It is like, oh, God, I'm just trying to brush my teeth. there i'm just trying to you know wipe uh and he he just loves it like yeah they they don't want to

be alone they love you that much do you understand that if you're dating a girl with a cat you are annoyed as hell like there's no way that as a guy like your guy woody guarantee that the cat annoys

the crap out of uh only because the cat will purposely not sit on him so like we will be sitting next to each other on the couch bubble will sit on my lap he won't even let a paw touch

woody like he like he does he get mad when woody touches you i feel like i have to cover his eyes

when i'm with woody because you know like i don't want him to see you know he's he's just a year old even in the bathroom i'm like wow i'm like about to go in the shower i'm like fully stripping in front of my cat and the like i wonder like what the cat probably doesn't think anything because it's a cat but you ever think about is your cat like oh my actually thinking well this is my dogs

judge my naked body every day. They look, they're like, Henry and Louis, they're like, that fat son of a bitch. Back to Mojo in the morning. Alright, Jingle Ball is coming up on December the 10th. Your shot to go. Win a pair of tickets. Your chance right now. Text JINGLE to 95500. That is JINGLE as in JINGLE Ball to 95500 for a shot to win. Mojo in the Morning Show. So people don't understand that during commercial breaks around here, everybody scatters like cockroaches when the lights get turned on. We all kind of run and do our thing, you know. Some run into studios to put some production elements in for the show. Some run to go and make sure they can grab a snack or something to eat because we're talking so much, or a beverage. And then others go, and they have to do their duty. They have to go to the bathroom and take care of some business. Duty! Well, we had, during a commercial break just recently, we had one of the people that works behind the scenes here, one of the promo people, Stephen, come in studio to say that he wanted to wage a complaint with the Mojo in the Morning Human Resources Department. i am the human resource director i don't know if you guys know this and so he came in and talked and thank god it was off the air because if this was on the air we would lose our jobs because he waged a complaint about kevin from the show because he said that there was something that kevin was doing every single day here in our building that was causing problems for him so i want to play you the audio of what happened during a commercial break so that you guys can then judge which of these guys is in the wrong okay and don't give kevin all the grace that you always give him because you like him and you think he's a nice guy okay because he he duties just like the rest of us kevin kevin i got a problem get up to the microphone here all right we have uh we have a co-worker of ours that has a complaint about uh about kevin he has waged a complaint with the complaint department oh my guy scooby's here steve and his hair like dude what's going on by the way you cannot be taken seriously if you do that so don't do that do it yourself do yourself what is going on kev what's up hey he has a complaint to wage against kevin from the mojo in the morning show seeing that we are all here on the air we're all friends go ahead wage your

complaint well Kev you know I understand having to use the bathroom to do your business but like I have to explain to my seven-year-old son make sure when you're done you double check that everything goes down okay because if I have to clean up your wrappers again we're gonna have to Wait, wait, wait. What is he cleaning? He's got those little protective covers that go on. The sh** sheets. Yeah. Yeah. If I had to clean off one of those again, we're going to have to. Wait, you don't flush those? First off, there are a few ways we can take this. First off, how do you know this is my sh**? Let's start there.

well i know that from um a little resource friend of mine i won't call out that person no it's like your sources um you're not about to pull up on air well uh what do you want to say about this so so you don't okay so we got butt bros over here i just happened to walk in right

when you walked out and okay second off are there handles on these stalls what do you mean

handles on their hand because it's a flushing issue is what he's referencing so are there handles on these though no you're leaving it on the i'm not leaving them bitches on there if i if i and the automatic flusher don't suck up all this i gotta get back on the show

so wait so okay so you're so you use you use the the the toilet seat covers there by the way they're not called sheets they're toilet condoms okay Because we've already bleeped too many times here. So you don't let that thing go down. He doesn't let it go down.

No, he does not.

Does all of his toilet stuff go down? Absolutely not.

There you go. I got back up on this one. That sounds like a plumbing issue. Okay, wait. How do you not turn around, though, and check on your way out? Listen, look, I'm not about to sit there and, like, give it five minutes and watch it and make sure all the things go down.

So I actually confronted Kev. This was probably, like, two, maybe three weeks ago. And I was like, hey, bud, you might want to check that last stall because I think you were in there last. He was like, ah, that's someone else's problem now.

Listen, listen.

I'm not one of them people that says, you know, and turns the mirror around and show people what they do because I've walked in there before, too, and had an issue. But if we so caught up on this and we just can't move on, then I get it. My apologies that you not only do promotions and you do air checks, but you got to clean up s**t. in your contract it does say duties as a sign

literally duties as a sign but for sure I'll check I would never have suspected that Kevin would be the new pooper trader I'll wear my crown

proudly I'll let any sheets on the back

oh my lord

oh my gosh By the way, I never knew that those things had names on them. But I've just I just want everybody to know I have just officially gotten the patent on sheets. But yeah, so that's who's in the wrong. I got my answer. Shannon, Megan.

This is so clear. I mean, come on. This isn't even like up for debate or discussion. Kev is so in the wrong. You've got to turn around and make sure there's no mess before you leave that stall.

Yeah. You clean up after yourself. Remember they taught you that when you were a kid in school? All right. I'm going to remember this moment.

But nobody's, okay, I'm going to go the other way with this. Oh, you're going to stand by your man. Yes, because we all have to take radio poops. And if you don't know what a radio poop is, is you have, usually it's the length of a song. Two minutes and 30 seconds, three minutes sometimes to get back. Yeah, now with these TikTok songs, right? Yes, and if he wasn't back here, everybody would be like, where's Kev? Why isn't Kev here? Yes, you would.

No, he's late all the time from pooping.

That literally has never happened. That's literally the opposite of what people refer to as the truth. That's just not at all what takes place. And I'm mad at Zach. Be honest with you. Does that sound like me when Zach said, there are people that I said, it's their problem now. Be honest with you. Does that sound like I would say that? Yes. I think you forgot.

I think you forgot. You missed an entire dirty one time because you were pooping and nobody said anything. When was that?

A couple weeks ago?

Yeah. I think I just woke up like.

It was after a throwback throwdown. It was a 9.30 dirty on a Friday. I specifically remember this. If it took you that long to poop, you could have at least cleaned it.

You might as well take it a little bit longer. Stephanie, what are your thoughts on this one? Hi.

Hi. Good morning, everybody. Good morning. So, Kevin, I love you so much. You are fabulous. But that is inconsiderate. I am disappointed in you. All right. So, Stephanie. You've got to double check. You've got to. You have to.

If you've ever, so I was taught, like, when you go to public restrooms, you never put your bare ass on the toilet seat. So you either rip a couple sheets and make the sheet cover before you pull the sheet sheets, right? And sometimes they'll fall inside of the toilet before you can put your rear end on it. So they're not just perfectly aligned. So sometimes I'll use more than one just to make sure that my butt don't touch the seat. And I guess.

Not a problem, but you got to make sure it's cleaned up. You got to be considerate for the next.

What do you think is going to happen to you if you just bare bones? You're going to catch something.

No, you will not. You're not going to catch it. I'm not taking a chance. It's all type of stuff for her. And then say Kev gets sick. And you guys are like, oh, God. Every day on this show, we're talking about every day on this show. Yeah, it's taking time off, right, from being sick from the toilet. Every day on this show, we're talking about every day on this show.

about how dirty our bathrooms are yes the green sinks that aren't for irish or my younger that's

just how they are you want me to bear bone it no what's up darren hi hey hey gang hey uh they're uh you're mispronouncing the name they're actually called ass gasket

that's right if he would have used that i wouldn't have had to bleep it you know that's right ass gaskets darren who's in who's in the wrong with not flushing down the ass gasket

You know, sorry, Kevin.

It's not that I'm not flushing. Look, there are these automatic things where when you walk away, it sucks everything up. Yeah, but why don't I have that? But make sure it gets in. Seriously, you got to put it right in there.

Wait, so you're saying you leave it on the toilet seat, walk away, and hope that you're here? No, you do like, you get up, you do like a little... Well, you didn't do that. I did do it. That's why I said it was a plumbing issue because I don't see it's not the suction.

But you didn't turn around to make sure.

All right, guys. What was your question? You had your hand raised, Shannon. Did you have something?

Well, he said there's something automatic in there that sucks it all down, and I'm wondering how come we don't have that in our bathroom? Do we not have the handles?

We do have one toilet that auto-flushes when you walk away from that.

We got the auto-flush. We do not. What? You walk away and it takes care of us. You know what it is, Shannon?

It was one that was meant for the new building, but the toilet broke, so they had to bring it to this building. What's up, Jody? Hi.

Good morning, guys.

Hi.

So, Kevin, you're in the wrong. Shannon, I agree with you. You have to turn around, make sure it went down, and if it didn't, the automatic things have a button that you can push to make it flush.

Yeah. I mean, what was the thing they taught us in kindergarten? Wasn't it turn around, watch it go down or something like that?

I can't remember that one.

That might have been a different reason they were doing that. What's up, Sean? Hi.

Hey, what up, man? What's good, my job?

Nothing much. I'm tired of Kevin, you know, always getting a pass from listeners. I'm happy that you guys aren't giving him a pass on this one.

Well, I'm going to tell you like this, man. I really don't care about the little ass gasket. You know what I mean? If I got to really go, I'm going to go. You know what I'm saying? That's right. Yeah, he should have flushed. I mean, you got to make sure everything's gone.

It's amazing. No wonder what takes him so long. He has to sit there and lay it on nicely on top of there. It's like my sheets. And then when he sits down, a breeze comes from his butt and it flies away. It's like a paper airplane. He's putting a paper airplane on the toilet, John. Not one person has my back? Not one. I did. Right. Thank you, Mike. All I need is Mike.

We're going to have to go get you a checkup, man. You know what I'm saying? If you just sit on one, just have to. Just go get you a checkup, man. You ain't going to catch nothing, bro.

Yeah, and by the way, let me just say this to you. Kevin has to go to the bathroom all the time. You want to know why? Because he's a pescatarian. He eats nothing but veggies and fish all day.

I got to go right now. It's just going to slide right out, man. Exactly.

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Mojo in the Morning, your home of War of the Roses, second date update, five lies to tell your mom, the Dirty on the 30, throwback throwdown, and more. Big news for Megan here, guys. Big, big news for Megan. She's about to get broken up on, and she doesn't like it. But this is good news. This is actually very good news. Will you share with the audience, the listening audience, what it is that you have a major step in your development of life?

my therapist is trying to break up with me no i know i know because we like him oh we love him we're obsessed with him i'm a completely different person because of him truly by the way i'm not joking there's been such a change in you i know yeah it's breaking up with me too this is really like it broke my heart we're getting healthy megan no i don't like it i i wait is that what you're talking about what are you talking about yeah i think i should fake having more problems because i was at my uh therapist office yesterday yeah and uh it was funny because near the end of our session i'm like pulling out my planner because everybody makes fun of me for having a paper planner and i'm getting ready and he goes do you want to keep doing this and I go what do you mean of course I do like I got angry with him he was like I don't know I just feel like we've accomplished what we set out to accomplish here and I don't I don't know if you should keep coming and I knew he was proud of me and I knew he was like happy to get to this process I almost started crying I was like I need you you cannot do this to me and he was like if you want to keep coming you can keep coming but like we've like we've hit a place how about how about instead of coming every other week we come once a month and we do check-ins with each other i was like i guess that's okay but like i don't want to leave yet but it was so like heartbreaking to me to have my therapist be like i don't need to keep seeing you

how dare my therapist make me better does he does he not understand i've been seeing my therapist for almost eight years and she has never tried to break up with me.

So what does that say?

You're a mess. I am a mess.

Or she likes your payments. Who knows?

Oh my God. Karen, am I that big of a disaster?

This is interesting. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Oh, they actually bleep it out of this version? Why would they not? The song is called Crazy Bitch. Oh, that's horrible. Tony, get rid of that song out of our system. Megan wants to be the crazy bee. Exactly. And she wants to stay. She enjoys her therapist that much. Sometimes, honestly, I go to therapy to talk to my therapist, Dennis, just about what's going on in his life.

Yeah.

I want to give him therapy. I know every bit of his kid's baseball scores. I know everything about, you know, his wife and how, you know, great a time, you know, they have going on little dinner dates and stuff. I'm giving him therapy as much as he's giving me.

I have been doing this for close, over a year and a half now, close to two years-ish. I started, yeah, I started like winter-ish time like two years ago. And it was really funny because he was starting to break up with me. I think he was a little bit sad, too, because if you don't know this or if you haven't heard me talking about it, he's younger than me. I'm one of his first patients he's ever had. So, like, I feel like he's grown up with me just like I've grown up with him. And I was like, you can't, I don't even, like, this is so weird. I don't know anything about you. I just found out, like, two sessions ago he has a kid. Like, I know nothing about him. Like, nothing about him.

Yeah, they are kind of, like, I feel like Dennis is really open with you, Mojo. You're a therapist. Yeah, yeah. My Karen, I know like a few things about, but she's, they're very, very private. I think they have to be, right? Yeah. They're supposed to be.

They're private unless you pry. And I pry. Like I literally, I had one of my old therapists, Tom, used to say to me, this is not about me. This is about you. Let's get to you. Because Chelsea actually says to me sometimes when I go to therapy, as often as I go, and I don't go as much anymore. I used to go every week, and then I went every other week, and then I went once a month. i stopped i said i've now i haven't been i haven't been this summer i'm gonna do a little test when

i see her tomorrow you should ask her i can't go today because she had a funeral thing i'm going to see her tomorrow so i'm gonna ask her i'm gonna say hey karen she can we start to do every month

what if she says no can i tell you though you should tell her exactly this this topic because i i've said this to dennis before where i've made comments to him before dennis has said to me i am here for as much as you need from me. I like how your guy said, Hey, I really don't think that we necessarily need to do this. But Dennis actually, one time I said to him, I go, man, I feel like if I'm not coming in to you. And he said, therapy should never cause you to have to get therapy because trying to find time for it is always tough. Like you're always trying to find time for yourself. And so he encouraged me like to exercise and to do all kinds of other stuff that sucks i like sitting on a couch i say to him i go this is actually my favorite form of exercise

i actually think what did it was uh for the last couple of sessions i didn't sit down and immediately start bawling with all of my problems he's like you seem to be handling yourself a

little bit better that's actually pretty that's a big moment for you you know what i mean

it was weird but i walked in yesterday and he's like how's it going i went fine

Wow.

It is fine. Everything is fine.

Although, don't you notice when you go in and you say, I don't really have anything to talk about today. And then all of a sudden, they're like, okay, we only have five minutes left.

Yes, it's true. It is true. My road there, when I'm driving there, is when I'm trying to figure out what I'm going to talk about. And then I get in there, and I didn't talk about anything I wanted to talk on the road there. What's up, Jennifer? Hi.

Mojo in the morning.

Good morning, everybody.

What's happening?

Megan, keep the once a month check-in for sure. Yeah. Especially because you're, I know you're doing good right now, but what happens, like, I'm thinking about, like, your mental health, like, next year when you go through all the plastic surgery and everything, like, what's going to happen, like, if he cuts you off completely now, you know what I mean? Like, I just, I want you to have that safety net because I kept it with my therapist for, like, we were good for, I did, you know, two years and then, like, where we were talking every week and then started doing once a month after that because, yeah, there is, like, lulls of, like, where you're doing great and then sometimes you might hit, like, a rock or something and you need that to jump back in. So, like, you know, maybe every other week again. But, yeah, for sure, keep the one-to-one.

And I'll overshare here a little bit because I am in a much different place. And I know this is, I'm giving you guys permission, okay? This is going to be very shocking information that I know you're all going to gasp at. But I was battling depression for a really long time.

You were?

What?

I'm not going to do that. Go ahead.

It's the same gasp that I gave to Ben and J-Lo getting divorced. Exactly.

Exactly. But, no, I'm really glad that you said that because I said to him when he was like, I think, like, how often do you want to meet? I said, well, I'm really worried. What if something happens and I have a setback and I need somebody to talk to? And it was really great that he was immediately like, you send me an email and we put something in the book. So he's the best. I, like, 10 out of 10 would recommend therapy to people. i cannot tell you how drastically it has changed my life your your goal of therapy is to learn

coping and how to not be in therapy but therapy is good i get it what's up savannah hey what's going

on so my husband and i we've been doing um marriage counseling for like two years now and every now and then our therapist you know tries to break up with us but then my husband says something so off the wall she's like all right see you next month

what can i pry a little bit here for a second what is what is the most off the wall thing he

would say oh i think the last thing he said was something like oh i don't i don't have her trained

well enough oh my god but i love that you guys are you guys are working on it like so many people will just jump quick to just say we're done with this and the fact that you're working on it and you're still in it you know what I mean

oh yeah it was actually it was his suggestion

good for him because a lot of guys won't do it I got a lot of guy friends of mine that are like I can't believe like they think it's a sign of weakness it's not I think it's a sign of strength when you're willing to admit you know

it's helped us communicate so much better you know the fight We have two kids. You know, it's a hard transition in life, and it's helped a lot, I will say. I recommend it.

Do me a favor. If you've never listened to the podcast that I do with my wife, if you get a chance, go to the We Don't Instagram and send us your information. I'd love one time to have an episode where we have people that are in marriage counseling on, and we all share, like, how it's either helped us or hurt us. Because Chelsea and I went to a marriage therapist that told us right off the bat to get a divorce. oh wow yeah there was one one and one other guy that used to cause more fights for us when we left there like i literally i had more problems when i left than i did when i got there what's

up kelly hey i was just calling about um the therapy and still going even once you're doing great yeah maintenance therapy is one of the best things because even when you're not in crisis or really depressed you can work on things that you normally wouldn't have the time to spend working on those things yeah yeah that's a great point yeah it's kind of like getting your oil

changed right yeah every three thousand five thousand or however many thousand miles they want you to do it when my car tells me my brain oils that wouldn't it be great if your body just

had a light that blinked and said mine would just be on all the time you'd be that car i'd be excited

when it went off for a couple of hours i think you i think you don't give yourself enough credit

no i and i i you need to give yourself more credit i agree with you i and in fact karen my therapist um who looks like violet bridgerton by the way um she if you watch bridgerton you know exactly what i'm talking about but she we were just talking about this uh the week before last about i i feel like from the time because i

Thank you.

started to see her when i was kind of like quietly um having issues in my marriage my first marriage and i feel like i have come such a long way from from that i think sometimes you got to look at

that like you got to look at every it's weird it's like looking at before and after pictures yeah of uh of yourself when you're you know working out or dieting or whatever it is you almost got to look at like where you've come yeah thanks for saying that by the way but i well you know what you're still crazy but that's okay we're all crazy less crazy i know how to manage my crazy a lot better i know i think that's good yeah i really do you know the weirdest thing people don't understand this they probably don't shannon and i go to the same office building but not the same therapist yeah yep but we have never crossed paths at all in all the years how weird

is that i know i would hate if i ran into one of you at my center and the and the weirdest thing

was that chelsea and i went to a marriage our marriage therapist was the same marriage therapist that you guys went to that you went with your first uh yes yeah that's wild yeah it worked for one not for the other is that not yeah i mean for real it just goes to show it is weird how you know it's like how that that happens but a lot of times i've turned my therapist on to so many people And people think that that's weird that I do that, but I, I know that he works really amazingly with men and especially young men. So I always turn my friend's sons on to him.

And my, and Karen is very like faith-based. So I know if somebody, you know, if that is important to them, I always recommend her.

LaShonda. What's up, LaShonda?

Hey, how are you? Good. What's going on? Well, first, I'm a first time long time.

Hey, LaShonda, LaShonda, he didn't catch the name, good job, Zach, Kev's out, by the way,

for those that are wondering, go ahead, yeah, I'm a therapist, and ethically, we're bound to keep our personal information to ourselves, because the session's about you, and your changes, so we're not really supposed to talk about ourselves too much, you don't do phone

therapy do you because your phone's got a click on it right now it's making me crazy oh i'm sorry

can i ask you a question though yeah okay two things number one i'm still trying to find out if i'm my therapist's favorite patient what's the best way to do that number two truly i understand that there are ethical boundaries and i never want to cross any lines what is a way to thank a therapist like i is a letter okay i don't i feel like a gift would be inappropriate like i don't know what to do to be like thank you for changing my life yeah oh we're not allowed to

accept gifts either ethically the letter would be really nice i sometimes write my client's card

how about a yelp review that'd be good too do they do yelp reviews i how do i find out i'm the favorite what about what about like for your school teacher you know remember your teacher you'd always give them an end of the year or christmas time gift give them like a gift card to

the teacher store the therapy store do they have that all right everybody sit your happy asses down at the table eat and be happy this is mojo in the morning

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five lies to tell your

isabella hello are you ready for five lies to tell your mom yes isabella i don't know if you really want to piss people off before they're about to uh pay for your wedding are you sure

you want to do that i am sure i've been dying to do this since middle school oh my god it's

Five lies to tell your mom. We're going to call up and have your mom believe that we're going to have a little bit of issues with the wedding reception.

Okay.

All right. Lie number one. You're going to say, Mom, there's an issue with the wedding. Lie number two.

Say, we got put on a waiting list.

Lie number three. We're behind another couple. Lie number four.

They said I was irresponsible since I didn't get all of the paperwork signed.

Okay.

And line number five, they put us on a waiting list for two years, or they said we have to

to pay two thousand dollars more now oh boy how much money has your mom already paid for this

wedding um well all together it's gonna be around 27 000 oh yeah 27 000 i know i should have just

got eloped at this point you may have to after this five lies are you ready i don't know i'm ready Here we go.

Hello? Mom? Yeah? Okay. There's an issue with the wedding. All right. We got put on a waiting list. like kind of waiting list well we're behind another couple right now yes i'm okay i'm just kind of panicking because i don't know what to do okay i got you they said i was irresponsible because i didn't get all the paperwork signs that i was supposed to sign for the venue yeah you know the last meeting we had i was supposed to sign a paper when she sent over that email and I never signed it. And they said they have to put us on a waiting list and we can't get in for the next two years or we have to pay an extra $2,000 more. Oh, that's ball. I'm sorry. I don't know what to do. Figure it out. I totally forgot about the e-mail. What was it you had to sign? After the e-mail they sent me about the overview of the wedding, and I was supposed to sign it to confirm everything, and I never signed it. I just don't know what to do. That's an extra $2,000.

Figure it out.

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, it's fine, we'll figure it out, we'll figure it out, mom, what?

Do you remember all those days that you would drive Isabella to school and she would listen with you to Mojo in the morning? You went from the nicest mom in the world that was like calming your crying daughter down to now, you want to beat her ass, don't you?

Oh my God, Isabella.

You are just so sweet. This is the nicest mom in the world.

Oh my God, like, we're going to figure it out. I love you.

Oh, that's so sweet. So supportive. When she hangs up the phone, she's going to be like, those motherfuckers.

I'm not going to hear the end of it. Oh my God, I'm old.

This is like going down memory lane, isn't it? When you and Isabella would listen to Five Lies to Tell Your Mom and you never thought that your daughter would do that to you.

My God, I have this mojo in the morning. I'm in Idaho now and I have to listen to our podcast and my time's all off. It's just, oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Thank you.

You moved that far away so that you were never a victim to Five Lies to Tell Your Mom and we got you. what do you have to say to your lovely daughter Isabella as she's getting ready to get married

I'm going to fly back and kick your behind girl you guys can wedding crash I don't care oh I like wait hold on a second

you know we will

I would love it

it's mojo in the morning sweet

five lies to tell your mom

it's time for more mojo Mojo in the morning.

Mojo in the morning. I know every couple has dealt with something like this before in their relationship, where you're driving in the car and you get into a fight with each other, and that fight turns into one of you saying, let me out of the car. And it's usually obviously the passenger, because it's not the driver. The driver's got the control. They're the ones driving that car. They're deciding where.

they're going and when you're in one of these situations do you let the person out of the car and leave them on the side of the road or do you say no no that's crazy talk let's just get home or go to where we're going whatever and i got a story to tell about this because this happened years ago to chelsea and i and i will tell you don't ever ever let them out of the car because they will mess with you and i'll tell you the story of what chelsea did but i want you to call us up if you've been this way because i saw a couple they were arguing i was driving down um god what the hell street is it telegraph i think it was telegraph road right there by the tamaroff automotive uh dealership over there good friends over there eric and and uh chris and those guys and i saw a girl get out of the car she got out of the car and i can hear her yelling at the guy And I'm thinking, oh, that poor bastard, he's never going to ever live this down, that he actually let her get out of the car. And then he just took off. He drove. Did he come back? I don't know, because I literally had to go, and I wasn't going to sit there and wait for that period of time. But it reminded me of the time that, and this was way back when, when Chelsea and I lived in Arizona. We lived in Tucson where I met her. She grew up there. And she and I were arguing, and she said, let me out of the car. and I go, I'm not letting you out of the car. She goes, let me out of the car. I said, all right. And I pulled into a Circle K parking lot and I let her out of the car and I said, okay, we'll see you later. And then she got out of the car and I figured, oh, I'm just going to drive up the street a little bit, you know? And it was nighttime. It was like, you know, it was like eight o'clock, nine o'clock at night. It was dark. And I'm like, oh, crap. Tom, what are you doing to yourself? You shouldn't do this. What if something happens to her? I turned around did a u-turn came back into the parking lot and she was nowhere to be found then I'm driving both ways down the street to figure out where the hell she was she was hiding

hiding behind a bush right yes remember that I told the story you were on the air this is such a great story and I just I love Chelsea and she just wanted to make me feel

bad spider should have bit her ass and I'm gonna say no don't because I don't want to get in trouble now for even talking about this but I felt so this was one of those things and I say this to any couple don't ever get to a point where you say get out of the car or let me out of the car and let them out of the car I'm not saying hold them hostage but I am saying you're going to get yourself into big trouble if you let them out of the car and they get out of the car and don't get back in they may never ever get back in it may come to a point where you're screwed have you ever been in that much of an argument before in a relationship where it was like get

me out of the car let me out of the car so i it's been the opposite for us where we we were fighting wes and i were fighting about something this was actually pretty recent maybe like a couple of months ago and he went into the driveway and got into his truck and locked it and wouldn't let me in the truck he did not want to be around me wow and sat in the driveway didn't even go anywhere but was like, I am not letting you in this truck. So I was pounding on the window, let me in, not let me

out. Wait a second, were you crazy yelling and stuff or no?

I think we were both not at our best. I will F you up, bitch! That did not come out of my mouth. Is he that scared that he

had to lock the doors and hide in the car?

No, he was just being stubborn, which I can be as well, but I was so

mad. Did your neighbors like, were they outside at all?

I think I actually said to him at one point, you are making a scene in front of the neighbors, which I was the one making the scene. Because I was up on that, like, what's that called? The runner? The runner? Yeah. I was up on the runner, like, knocking in the window, let me in. The running board, yeah. Let me in. The running board. Let me in. Let me in. Wes, you're being dumb. And, yeah. So it was let me in instead of let me out.

Oh, my gosh. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548, telephone number. If you've ever been in this, you know, form of an argument where you said, let me out of the car.

uh kevin megan you guys ever had fun so i wanted i've never kicked anybody out of the car i don't think i've ever been in a situation where the passenger said let me out either but there was a time because i'm typically always the one driving there was a time where i was driving sherelle's car and she wants me to drive the way i guess she would drive because it's her car and I think we were already arguing on something and I almost pulled over and you know like drive this up yourself then like if you if you talking all this about me you know what I mean and I almost pulled over but I was like I don't feel like walking home I was like we're a little bit too far

Devin what's going on?

Not much me and my wife now when she We'll be right back. When we get in an argument and she says, let me out of the car, I tell her, leave your cell phone. And she'll either get out or she won't get out. And if she does get out, I just follow her.

Wait, you said leave your cell phone. Why do you want her to leave the cell phone?

Because if she leaves her cell phone, then she can't call anybody for me following her.

Oh, I don't like that. That's not safe. Yeah, that is tough.

But at the same time, she can't call somebody else to get a ride home. Yeah, I wouldn't admit to this. She has to get back in the car.

These are inside thoughts. I'll be honest. I would make sure she had her cell phone so I know her location, so nothing happens to her, you know?

You need the drop of, you dick!

Yeah, right. I'm trying to go through the DMs.

That's right, though.

What's up, Sarah?

Hey, so my ex-husband and I were fighting one night, and I made him leave me at the bar that we were at. And he actually ended up getting into a car accident, and where I would have been sitting in the passenger seat, the tire was right where my feet would have been.

Oh, my God. So it saved your life to be in an accident.

Kind of.

Holy crap.

It was crazy. Wow. And I kept, like, ignoring his phone calls and stuff, and his friend had to come and get me.

So when you found out he got into a car accident, were you just freaking out? Like, if something bad happened to him, you'd never be able to live with yourself?

Oh, yeah. I was very distraught. It was a crazy night.

Wow. Thank God, though, that you weren't in that seat. What's up, Jesse?

Hey, how's it going?

Good. How you doing?

My ex, when I was with her quite a few years ago, was mad at me and insisted upon getting out of the car. She's done this before and would refuse to get back in. I begged her to get back in the car. And one time she refused and insisted upon walking several miles home, about four miles.

She was pissed. Wow. Yeah.

four miles he had done that quite a few times but that was uh a long way to go at that time can i be

honest with you if my girl had to walk four miles and i don't know what kind of shoes they don't ever wear comfortable ones i would probably wish that she never came back to me because they

probably had to live with that for the rest of your life yeah i begged her uh texted her called her i drove along the side of the road um and then kind of like followed her just to make sure she was safe yeah and she was here and refused to get back in the car wow that's crazy hey jesse

i heard this song by the way the other day i'm like oh my god hold on a second here's your song this is for the girl that walked four miles

i don't know if i want jesse's girl she's getting out of the car walking four miles

christy what's up hey there mojo how you doing first time long hey there Ah, Christy's on the phone! Hey, so my boyfriend and I got in a fight in the restaurant, and we had just ordered our food, and so I said, you know what, you can pay the bill, I'm leaving. And so I think he thought I walked out of the restaurant, but I hid actually in the kitchen. Oh my goodness. I decided to, I guess, leave the restaurant and drive around looking for me, calling my cell phone constantly. and all the restaurant people were staring at me like who is this weird but you were not giving up oh i i was not going back with him at all and i was just like i am done with this so yeah it was it was quite funny and and he finally i ended up answering the phone and he finally was like where are you i'm like i'm still in the restaurant i'm messing with him abby what's up it's mojo in the

morning i did what your wife did i hid oh just like in that last caller too you guys are evil

well we were drunk we were we were going to drive and i'm like i'm not going with you and he's like you gotta go come on let's go and i'm like i'm not getting in that car and i started to walk and he was like fine you know and so i started to walk and i got halfway down the road well then he tears off like and you know he has a real loud car and he goes tearing off and he's trying to find me and i would see him coming and i would duck in the bushes alongside the road and i because it was dark it was late at night we're out in some lonely country road somewhere you know and i'm hiding in the bushes like you know and he goes by and he's like calling my phone calling my phone calling my phone i'm like i'll show you you know you want to be like this and i would not answer how did you finally get home abby i didn't get home but i got all the way down and around like I got like two miles from where I was.

And he's calling and calling, and he's finally like, where are you at? And I'm like, you know, I told him where I was at, and he's like, there's no way. How did you get there? I passed by there three times, you know, four times. And I kept hiding in the bushes. I'm like, he drove right by me.

I feel like this is...

He was standing right there, and he drove right by me. But I was running down in the bushes, so he couldn't see me.

This is something that happens early in relationships when you're young, because when you're in relationships, as long as Chelsea and I have been in our relationship, we don't want to walk. I'm like, I'll call you. At this point, I'd call an Uber and just not getting out of the car. What's up, Mackenzie?

Hi. So me and my wife and my daughter drove to Florida last spring break. And on the way home, her and I got in a huge argument. And, like, Kentucky, we're from the metro Detroit area.

Yeah.

And I told her to get out of the car. And she was so scared that I was going to drive off without her that she didn't use the bathroom the entire way back to Michigan.

Poor lady. She's got a bladder infection right now because of you.

And I was serious. I would have done it.

Oh, my God. Sam, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. What's up?

Hi. Yeah, I was just calling. I actually have a story of listening to 5 at 6.55 every morning on the way to high school.

Yeah.

With my little brother. And we would get in a fight almost every morning playing it. And one morning it got so bad we were pretty close to the high school. why I will give you that, but I kicked too much.

All because of the 5 and 6.55.

We talk about it all the time now. We're like, we can never listen to that together again.

That's great. Thank you for the call. I appreciate it.

Hope you get to spend Thanksgiving with your loved ones and maybe see your family too. Damn, dude. Your family's a bunch of freaks.

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I've learned that term from Shannon yeah they call them dupes when I say for example Apple has those incredibly expensive really cool looking headphones you can go on Timo and get the same $700 pair for like $7

back in my day

we called them knock-offs knock-offs, fakes, dupes yeah for sure So, I wasn't even looking for an item. Ads are being served up on every single social platform. So, I'm scrolling Instagram, and I see this lady talking about these shoes. Now, the sandals are, I think she said are cipher or cipher. They're a sandal from Hermes, and you've probably seen them before. But she's saying that the version that she's selling is $30, whereas the Hermes pair is like $900 and something. So I click the link. I go to the little Shop Now page. I look at the site. I'm looking through. I don't know if I'm looking at the review. Of course, they're all five and four star. And of course, they all say like legitimate buyer or certified buyer or anything like that. I don't know how you verify that. I don't even know if they can copy and paste the pictures from the Hermes site. But these shoes, yeah, those are the ones making. The shoes are literally the exact same. So I was like, what if I just, yeah, I'll say Sherelle. What if I just buy Sherelle these handles? They sure never know. Like, is that okay if you buy somebody that version? How much is the dupe? It's like $30. Do you want to know how much the original one is? Oh, I know.

Nearly $7,000. Buy the $30 one. For $7,000? Oh, yeah. $6,700.

What? The other one. Yeah, damn, Sherelle not buying them.

I'm a save money person, but like, I think about it as like, would you want to get Yeezys that were fake? Yeah. Okay.

So my answer to that, Mike, is if it's a great dupe, yeah, I do, but I want to know. Yeah. Do you do want to? I want to know. I want to know. I want to know because then if I somehow figure out that they're not, I'm going to be kind of upset, even though I don't care that it's the dupe, but I care that you didn't tell You don't want to get the dupe. me. A good dupe, because I've bought dupes of stuff before. Yeah. I mean, I've talked about this. There are really, really good dupes. There are really bad dupes. But, like, the excitement of getting a really good dupe of something is legitimate.

I think as long as it looks like, okay. if it looks good right and you tell sherelle hey i bought these for you you might be able to buy them in five different colors you know what i mean like you may be able to do that but i think what shannon says is right if the only person that you should be duping are other people not

not sherelle so exactly so tell her tell her and yeah yeah i think i think uh it's interesting

because you know you guys talk about timu all the time there are certain things that you don't

there are no good no good designer dupes that's not where you're finding them there are a lot of good sites for designer dupes it is a million percent not team my wife has told me that a lot

of the sites will get taken down right after you you could buy it like you can buy some of these things and all of a sudden they're gone off of uh off of the the site there are i i would i don't know about electronics as far as dupes are concerned like you were mentioning those headphones because i've known people that have bought the the headphones and man the electronics don't

always last right like the lululemon dupes that i get from amazon and now megan is obsessed from them as well they're by the hay nuts brand yes okay search those on amazon they are better than the lululemon leggings but then i've ordered and you saw it i ordered a really bad dupe purse that came and it literally looked like it was plastic and it was still kind of expensive it's got to be

like a real leather or show like it's leather because otherwise it's if it's pleather it looks like it's pleather because it's a little bit different looking you know it's interesting this is the same as you know is it okay to buy a manufactured diamond and not a real diamond i think that it's smarter too if if you if you can buy one that looks good nobody knows

but no it's still real but i get what you mean i get what you mean there i think too like i i've i had a friend whose husband bought her two designer bags i can't remember if it was mother's or christmas or her birthday whatever and he gave them to her in gift bags not the boxes which when you're when you spend money on a designer item you want all the stuff you want the dust bag you want the you want the box and he had bought them pre-owned which is totally cool but he was trying really hard to pass it off like he went to some fancy department store and bought them and that's where I think he went wrong. Not that he bought them pre-owned. That's a great idea. But that he tried to play it off.

So he not only bought dupes, but he bought used dupes.

No, he bought real items that were pre-owned, but he was trying to pick, because she was like, where's the box so I can store them? And he's like, oh, they didn't come with a box.

Would you rather have somebody's, you know, poshmarked old real purse?

Or the real real, like those fashion files. Like nobody walks out

around with a box. I know it's just for you, though. For sure. For sure.

But you know that you're buying it pre-owned.

Shauna, what's going on? Do you think in a time like now with, you know, Kevin Sherell doing well, should he be duping her or no?

I say get the dupe, save your money, save some coin, but I agree with Shannon. It has to be a really good dupe, and you have to tell her, because if you don't tell her, she's going to be out on these streets bragging about how her man got her Hermes shoes, and they're going to be like, those are fake girls. So you have to be honest.

Yeah. Good call. And then she's going to give him some fake sex.

Oh, man.

You're going to dupe you in the bedroom.

I don't know how you faked it. Oh, these sandals are cute. Did you see the pictures? They're identical. Yeah, because they pulled the photo off. That's what I thought.

That's not illegal. I want to see them on this girl.

Would you rather have used stuff or duped stuff? Yeah, that's what I was saying. It doesn't matter. I think I would rather have used.

Same.

I think so, too. yeah but if it's a good dupe it's a good dupe what's up mark hey what's up uh i'm just calling in about the subject that you guys are talking about yeah did you buy dupes for somebody or

did you receive uh no i haven't i've received them uh for christmas i remember my sister got me some dupe uh yeezy breads and did they look good and then yeah i mean they're i have i have i bought the original uh the yeezy the all white ones yeah they're identical there's nothing there's No selling them apart. I've also gotten a dupe.

They're equally as ugly.

No, the breads are cool. I mean, yeah. The breads ones are pretty dope. The pandas, they're basic, but I've gotten the dupes. And like I said, the quality is, as long as the quality is good, I don't think that it should be a problem.

Yeah.

Isn't a lot of the dupes, though, for the shoes, they're stolen from the factory?

They're literally the same shoes? Really? Some of them are made in the exact same factory. Yeah. And maybe they have a different stitching that maybe Nike or Adidas didn't accept. And instead of just throwing them away, they'll take them out and sell them to whomever. That'll sell them to the masses. Some of them are made with the exact same fabric. They just don't meet the quality standard of the company. Misfit Victor would like to partake in this conversation. Victor, what do you have?

Good morning, everyone. Hey, Kev, my son, he's 13 now, but when he was like 11 or 12, he came up to me and said he wanted these Yeezy slides. And I'm like, sure. I look him up online. I'm like, I'm not paying that much for Yeezy slides for like a kid that his feet grow a half an inch every day. So I found this site, ordered them, never told them. They came in a box, the packaging, everything. They are the most comfortable shoes. He's grown out of them, but, I mean, they're top quality. And same vendor, I ordered a pair of Nike Jordans all black because they're on StockX for $800. I'm like, I'm not paying $800 for these. Got them for $68. Nobody can tell the difference, but I tell everybody, yeah, they're dupes. I'm not Michael Jordan.

What on your body, Misfit Victor, what do you have that you personally are wearing right now that's fake?

That glass that I stole the other night? No, nothing that's fake. Everything I wear is real.

So you wear real, but you buy your kids fake.

Yeah, well, I'm not spending $300 for a pair of slippers.

And to be fair, they do grow.

Kids grow fat, yeah. Kev, I have a lady for you. You send her a picture of anything. She gets it for you. It's top quality. It's shipped right away. It's just kind of weird the way she bills you Because, like, you'll get an invoice on the site for, like, a baby walker for, like, $65. And you're like, a baby walker? And the next thing you know, you get the shoes in the mail, like, eight days later.

In a baby walker box. I was going to say, I'd be scared every time my doorbell rings. It feels very illegal.

The feds. But, yeah, she even sells milk, like, imitation milk and food and stuff like that.

Oh, like, I'm not imitating my family. F***ing milk, I'm kidding.

I'm kidding.

Victor, would you have the guts to do that for your wife, Tina? Would you buy her something fake and not tell her?

Oh, I did. I bought her a giant YSL bag, but I told her. Like, we were in Arizona, this Scottsdale mall that, like, every store in there, I'm like, I do not belong in this mall. Because everything is like Prada, Gucci, Louis Vuitton, this, that. And she walks in a YSL store, and she's like, oh, my God, I love this bag. I'm like, let's get it. And the lady's like, it's on sale for $4,950. I go, let's not get it. So I sent the picture to this lady, and she sent it back to me. She gave us $120. Oh, my God. It came in a week later, and she's freaking out. She's like, you did not buy this. I go, I did buy it, but I didn't spend that much. She goes, how much? And I told her. She's like, oh, my God, it looks so real. She's never taken it out of the house. She's like, what if somebody realizes that it's fake?

That's funny. What's up, Terri? How are you doing?

Doing well. Well, my husband works for U.S. Customs, and they confiscate it because it is illegal in the U.S., these fake items, and they do destroy them. About 20 years ago, I had a fake purse party, and you would have thought I had a drug ring going on in my house.

First party.

We found out. Why does your husband hate us? I don't know. But then I also have an acquaintance whose boyfriend bought her Tiffany jewelry, passed it off as real, but it was fake. She took it to Tiffany's. They have it clean, and they return in, so we can't clean this. This is fake. Oh, that would be the worst. See, that's what I mean. That's right.

Carlos, what's going on? It's Mojo.

Hey, Mojo. How are you, man?

Good, buddy. What's going on?

Okay, so here's the thing. When you order the stuff from China, right? Like, for me personally, if I'm talking to a new girl, I'll order a Gucci belt, right? But then I'll go to the actual store downtown Detroit, go in there, say, hey, I just need a box in the bag. I bought it a couple months ago. Me and my girl broke up. I'm going to re-gift it to somebody else. They give me the bag. I put it in there. Give it to them. I've never had any complaints. This is, it's amazing.

You dated a Carlos. It's like 600 bucks.

Yeah. By the way, hopefully you used a fake name.

He's like, oh, shoot.

There's a lot of Carlos.

Okay.

Not there giving a Gucci belt to my man.

Here's the thing, though. This is a beautiful thing. So everything, like, there's a website. it's called it's our app it's called dh gate everything comes from china but you have to understand everything's made in china so let's say we're actually making real louis vuitton belts and we have the we have the blueprint to make it we're obviously if you know we're gonna we're gonna sell it on the side and that's the site where you get it from just because it says made in paris it says everything's made in china louis you know louis vuitton is making huge margins on it so but yeah i mean it works like a charm i'm giving them out like hotcakes

man if turkeys go extinct and we start eating roadkill on thanksgiving i got dibs on the raccoon

happy thanksgiving this is mojo in the morning all right mojo in the morning show uh shannon uh you are starting to to feel a little different

How you say this.

Shannon, go ahead.

Take it away. I feel like, now for the record, I am 41 years old. I'm very proud of my age. Looking good, Shannon. Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Got 1,000, right? What'd you say? Got 1,000.

Is that right?

I will take it. Sure. But I feel like lately, and I would say in the past six months, my body is changing at a rapid rate and i feel like a lot of women my age are like the same thing is happening too because my friends and i talk about this a lot but it's i i'm terrified that i am entering the early peri the early perimenopause phase and it is like wrecking me like i feel like not myself and it is no bueno like i am i feel like i am too young for this spit what is happening i like poor west i'm the worst person to sleep with right now because i sweat through my pajamas through the sheets every single night my irritability has gone through the damn roof my hormones are all over the place I feel like some days I want to like jump out of my body and it's one of those things where I still feel like I'm in college right like in my brain I'm 22 yep but my body is like no that's funny you're not and I hate it I hate it wow so I just want to hear mojo follow no

no because listen as i mean listen as a as a husband i've seen chelsea uh go through this you know recently too and and uh it just uh i didn't never can find a temperature in our

bedroom that actually works that is is wild to me because i'm always cold you guys know in here i'm frigid all the time and i as soon as i get home it's like holy hell it's ungodly warm and the thing is i did not think this would happen right until like you don't think about this happening until you're like 50 right yeah um and i feel like women in their 30s this it's happening

earlier and earlier and earlier it's the food we eat i don't know they always say that honestly

probably is probably is menopause like this is perry okay early all right is is perry perry is it one and done or is it like levels to menopause levels yeah there's like stages trust

me this is my google right now is like is this really happening to me what stage am i at i am so it's funny that i'm talking about this on the air because i haven't even brought this up to dr werner yet because i'm just so like nope not happening yeah hey allison oh i'm sorry what

are you sorry for i thought i was late um on the call but yeah i was coming because what shannon days like 41 i'm 32 and i'm going through it so i believe it is happening um to people what are your symptoms i sweat through my clothes at night um i have the central air on with a fan um some nights i'm just butt naked because it's ridiculous you know so yeah so i i completely understand and it's like it's not hot it's like fire to your body question for you is the

uncomfortability the worst part of this or is it the idea that you have to use the word menopause

um i think it's just i'm being uncomfortable and okay so it's the uncomfortability of it

because i get the sense shannon that just saying that word sometimes is oh for sure because you

know like i said i still think like in my brain i'm not i'm not 41 years old but also the irritability is what's driving me crazy because i feel like i'm being a bitch all the time and And I don't want to be. It's just my mood. Like, I feel like I'm always combative. Wes will agree with this statement.

Do y'all only sweat at night? Or is it other times? I mean, I do.

I'm cold the whole dang day.

Yeah. I think that's the beginning of Perry. It starts with the night sweat. And then the full-blown menopausal is when it's, like, throughout the day.

That's where you go, Super Saiyan.

What's going on, Joey?

Hi. I'm first time long time. Hey, there. Joey's on the phone.

Thanks for calling.

I just wanted to tell, of course, Shannon, I have been, I'm 44. I've been going through this for several years now. How many years? My boyfriend's living, since I was about 41.

Okay.

I sweat through my clothes at night as well. My boyfriend's living with me as like a living.

I have a polar bear. Yes. But, and I'm just coming off, I was diagnosed with breast cancer in April. And so just got that taken care of. But now they want to shut my ovaries down completely and put me in full-on menopause. So, girl, I know what it feels like. Just turn that fan on at night and crank your air and tell your husband to dress warmer. By the way, this...

He's like, how? What is it? How? He's like sleeping next to a heater.

This segment is brought to you by DTE Energy. Robin, what's going on?

Hi, how are you?

Good, what's going on?

Well, I totally can relate, Shannon. It is just the absolute worst feeling. Like, I'm so not good with my kids right now, and it's just so hard. So thank you for sharing because I can totally relate, and it's exhausting.

Yeah. What do you mean you're not good with your kids? Do they just drive you crazy? I might have menopause right now. I got nanopause going on.

Yeah, no, you know, I just snap at them easier. You're irritable, and, like, you just can't control it, and you don't understand why. It's awful.

Lucy wrote me a letter on an index card the other night and put it under my pillow, and she said, it said, I still love you even though you're a momster. And I'm like, meh. But then she asked for another dog.

So it was. Oh, wow. She might be buttering you up.

Thanks for the call. We appreciate you, Robin. What's up, Denise?

Hey. Long time listener, first time. Hey, Denise on the phone. Finally, this old lady got in after very good. I listen to you guys every morning, but I want to say it is the worst feeling. It rises from the inside of your body. And mostly it's at night. And my poor husband, I feel sorry. I got that air conditioning pumping, the fan. He said you're going to put the fan on the night. You better put on some flannels, baby. This is real. Thank you.

Do you also do the don't touch me thing? Does that come into play?

Please. It's just a different feeling. It's almost like having a baby. You don't even know where the cramps come. That heat just rise and you can feel it coming. But my neck, my chest all up. I get up, change my gown. And he's like, dang, the sheets are wet. I said, I can't help it, baby. I can't help it.

Yeah, you tell him.

I'm going to tell Wes, I can't help it. Thank you guys for taking my call. Thanks, Denise. Thanks, Denise.

I appreciate it. Doctor, is it Dr. Lepak?

Dr. Lepak.

Lepak. What's up to you, doctor? What kind of doc are you?

I used to be an emergency room physician for about 25 years, and then I switched gears to holistic medicine. Okay. And one of the reasons was exactly this problem. I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer 10 years ago, and I had to have major surgery and went into um menopause overnight so um it's a really really common problem and the perimenopause period lasts a long time it can it can last up to 10 years but it's an easily um treated problem how do you treat really um so there's there's holistic modalities that we use but also bioidentical hormones um and bioidentical hormones are very safe they don't raise your risk of cancer i've been using them for 10 years myself and i could easily help shannon get over these problems where do you practice center for holistic medicine in west bloomfield okay can you can you

leave your number with lydia absolutely okay wow that's amazing let's go lee pat do you also uh

work on guys too i want a little testosterone in my butt absolutely absolutely i want it yes

We're all coming in. We're all going to come in and get stuck with needles. Doctor, hold on one second, okay? Thank you so much. We appreciate it. All right. Went to the dentist yesterday.

Dr. Frankel.

Dr. Frankel, is that the name?

Love Dr. Frankel. Three different locations in Toledo.

And the Dr. Frankel, or was it the dentist, or was it Dr. Frankel, or was it the hygienist that told you?

The hygienist told me this, and it's so funny.

What did they tell you?

Okay, so I think it's very funny that lots of people listening to this program have said to me before that I have a very big mouth, which is shocking. I can't believe you would ever come to that conclusion, but it turns out you're wrong. I was getting my teeth cleaned yesterday at Dr. Frankel's office, truly the best place in the entire world, And I had a brand new dental hygienist and she was cleaning my teeth, had like tools in my mouth and said, I don't know if this is going to come off as really weird, but I mean it as a compliment. You just have tiny childlike.

teeth and a small mouth and you look like a kid i started laughing so hard i bit down on her and the two of us had to stop the cleaning we laughed so hard that one of the dentists came in to check in on us because we were causing such a ruckus but she really just emphasized she was like i looked at your x-rays and your teeth look so normal and she goes oh my god they don't use any of the adult appliances on you they use all of the kid appliances on you so your teeth look normal but they're itty bitty but at least thank god you don't have a gummy smile and i died laughing because it was just the most random thing that she met in the most positive way but i uh i was curious if anybody has ever said you have small things small do you get charged less yeah i should less fluoride less let's do this as a topic let's do this um i am a grown-ass person

but i have little kid blank i want call us up and tell us what is it on your body that is like a

little kid size like fun size you know i have teeny tiny fingers and fran lucido whenever i had to get measured for something she's like you literally i wear a size four ring shut up a four Lucy can't even put my rings on

I always love the people who have little shoes Like little feet

My friend Tammy has her feet She must wear a size 3 or 4

When a guy has them it's always even funnier Like if you see a guy that's in like What size shoe do you wear And they're in like you know kid sizes They're in the big kid section

Not you They have the Y next to them

844 Mojo Live 844-665-6548 844-665-6548 I am a grown ass person but I have little kid blank will you fill in the blank for us? I'm trying to think what would be a good, hold on a second here I'm looking for music for this this could be kind of a fun one here this could be a good one I got it right here how are you guys doing over there?

great, I'm I have to burp

I have a little kid I thought I had it.

I'm in love for one if you pooped yourself.

Please don't do that. I didn't bring extra pair of drawers. Wait, where is this at?

You're always so creative with your same things.

I have good music that would fit this, and I have a little kid type song, but I can't find it. Somebody must have deleted it. Are you? That was in a three-peat, too. Oh, my God. You just ripped ass. I told y'all I was going to do it. Y'all thought I was playing? Y'all thought I was playing? Y'all should know me by now. Did you? I let that boy fly. Oh, my God. I think I just s***ed myself. It came out. It was like a R. Kelly trapped in the closet. It had three parts to it. Did you honestly just crap yourself? No. That was like. I'm good. I feel great now. Can we come over here and let me do an examination to see? No. I think you might have just crapped yourself I'm chilling, now I'm good Alright, here we go Let's move on, here we go I'm a grown ass person, but I got little kid What's going on, River?

Hi, I have the same First off, long time listener Hey there River's on the phone Yep But I'm a grown person With small, tiny kid keys and mouth

Just like Megan

I have the same problem

I just went to the dentist

My first time at a new dentist And the tech laughed She said you have the smallest mouth I've ever seen in my life

Do you ever find it That people that are kissing you Notice that your mouth is small To kiss

Absolutely

That's got to be kind of awkward Are you in a relationship

I'm not But it was awkward

yeah that would be that would be an interesting one i'm sure you know what that's that's good though be happy that you uh have a mouth i don't know uh kayla hi i'm a grown-ass person but i

have a little kid blank good morning first time long time thank you for listening yes of course So I have tiny hands, and I still, to this day, get made fun of. And do you guys remember, I don't know, 15 years ago or so, Burger King was trying to show how big their Whopper was?

holding it had tiny hands yes yes so I get told that I can't hold the BK Whopper I'm 33 years old

I have very small hands I would think that that would also be an awkward one too when you're getting intimate with your man and you have very small hands well I haven't been told that I disappoint so yeah that's wild wow what's going on mojo in the morning Nikki are you there Good morning. Hi, Nikki. I am a grown-ass person, but I have a little kid.

See, I wear a size three and a half in big kid's shoes.

Whoa. You have a little kid's... How big are they? Or small are they?

I wear a size three and a half.

Three and a half?

Oh, my goodness.

Here's the same thing. If I'm lucky, I can get away with fours. Yeah, I mean, okay, so...

What's lucky?

It's fantastic. It's lucky because my tennis shoes are super cheap.

Okay, but you can't wear high heels, though. They don't make high heels and stuff for little kids.

No. I can rock a mean pair of Doric Explorers, but no high heels.

Doric Explorers. That's amazing. Justin, hi. Hello. Hi, Justin. What's up, Mojo? Nothing much. I'm a grown-ass person with a little kid blank. Weena. Oh, come on. Oh, I didn't know what you said.

I started football in high school. They walked in on me in the showers, and I became little smoky for the rest of the year. Oh, that's bad. You have a little penis. People say I got no more girls that year.

Oh, my God. That's funny. Oh, geez. Thank you for the call, buddy. I appreciate it.

You're listening to Mojo in the Morning.

You're a doo-doo head. Here we go, go, go.

Here we go, go.

Let's go.

Sorry, Mojo in the morning. I want to ask a question that's going to require you to... Hello? You're already saying no. Right off the bat.

I'm already coming.

What is in your hidden folder? 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Because I have something very interesting to tell you about somebody. And I can't say their name, but it's somebody that I know has a hidden folder, not of their nudes or their significant other's nudes, but has a hidden folder of their significant others, very like loud and crazy tirades that they have. saving them for if they should ever need them for ammo in a divorce situation yes they they videotape they secretly videotape and get audio tape of their kind of verbally abusive arguments that they have with each other and save all of them and put them in a hidden folder if if it

has gotten to that point where i'm doing that i don't think that that relationship is healthy anymore, and I probably wouldn't be staying

in it. But you want the bag, though. Are they married? Because it probably is evidence in divorce for me to get married. They are married. They're married. That's what it is. And they do not have a physical abusive relationship, but they definitely have a verbally abusive relationship. And honestly, I'd be quite honest, it's on both sides. Where both of them are, but they've got the one side documented. Yeah, whoever called the police

first, the other one going to jail. Or Johnny Depp, Amber Heard did this. Yeah. Remember?

Yeah, what was the Drop the grumpy

Oh Aquaman Aquaman I still quote that

Yeah 844-MOJO-LIVE 844-665-6548 Is the telephone number I remember back when The only one that Used to be the hidden folder you could have was The fake calculator But now iPhone does it Well, that was saying you had mentioned this to us with the new downloads on iPhone or the new things that iPhone has, that there is a hidden folder spot right there.

Does iPhone tell you if there's things in there? Because you know how it shows you how many photos you have? Yeah, it doesn't.

It doesn't count. Oh, you know that? Because is that where you put yours?

Me?

Yeah, you have them in your hidden?

Yes. It just shows the little lock. Yes. That's all you have there.

Yeah.

It doesn't tell you how many.

Do you guys have plenty of things in your hidden folder? Or do you have some things in, like, does anybody have anything other than their nudes in their hidden folder? I don't have anything in the hidden folder. I've never used it.

Same.

I probably should. I don't have any things, but I will say this. I always think that people are shady when they clear out their.

they're recently deleted when i know the people that clean uh clear out the recently sure because i know that the reason they're clearing their recently deleted out is because they're deleting

the deleted or that is totally shady i don't want to pay for more storage no that's not a good

excuse yeah that's a pretty good excuse you know gotta free up some space um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 Hey, Chloe, what do you have in your hidden folder?

I have pictures of my ex cheating.

Ooh, that's a good one.

And why are you saving those if he's your ex or she's your ex? There's, like, the girls that he would go out and cheat with, they don't know that I was with him. It's the recent. So it's just like trying to make sure, like, if they start dating, like, hey, just so you know, this is what he was doing.

Oh, so you want to make sure that this guy is never in a good relationship ever?

Kind of, yeah.

I kind of, I don't know. I kind of like that. I kind of like that she's doing that. Why? Just because it's not me. uh voices guys initial b what do you have in your hidden folders

in my hidden folder i have screenshots of my family and conversations with them to remind

me why i don't speak to them oh geez like when you say conversations like bad conversations right right yeah text messages are we talking like parents brothers sisters uh both Oh, my gosh. Wow.

Yeah.

It's kind of sad, huh? But how long has this been going on?

Seven months, maybe?

Oh, so it's fresh. What was the catalyst?

I don't know if I can say that.

Really? Like, don't know because it would be?

Just too personal. Right, yeah.

Oh, wow. Well, I wish you luck. I hope everything goes well with you.

Well, thank you.

Mojo in the morning, what's going on, Shelly? What do you have in your hidden folder?

So I had, my ex-husband was on, like, dating sites, and I found it. So I rerouted it from his phone to my phone, and I had a bunch of, like, screenshots and conversations and everything that he had with other people, and then when we were going through a divorce, and he tried to, like, deny all of this stuff. Well, there came out that folder, and I was able to show all the truth of all the stuff that he was doing. Wow. And obviously you can't deny that.

Yeah, that's smart.

Boy, that's interesting. It's wild if anybody's ever been in a relationship where they're thinking about getting out of it. The hidden folder can be kind of useful for you.

Yeah, I mean, we were already going through, you know, stuff and divorce and all that. And so, you know, yeah, it was crazy.

does anybody have their fat pictures in their hidden folder because i've got literally some excessively fat pictures of myself that sometimes i'll happen upon when i'm scrolling through and i'm like going oh god i don't know if i want them in there and then the other one is i did you ever take a picture of like okay this is really personal you ever have a boil on your ass and you're trying to see what it looks like that could go in the deleted deleted category

I had a boil on my ass

And I had to send it to Dr. Warner one time Because he wanted to see what it looked like So I did the whole Reach under thing with the phone

And then you saved it?

That is in my folder I've never wanted to be a doctor less The word boil

It's really gross

Initial L, what's going on?

How you doing? Good morning guys

Your voice is guys, what's going on?

I'm doing well So I dated this one girl, and I had added my appearance to her, like, face unlock. So every time I looked at her phone, it just unlocked, and it had worked for her hidden photos as well. And when I had went in her photos, there were just, like, all types of scribblings on the wall and, like, red pen in her bathroom and on the mirror. and there were, like, weird, freaky drawings that go along.

Wait, so you got into your girl that you were dating's hidden folder and saw that she was drawing scribblings of weird things?

Yes, very weird things. Like, I don't even know how to describe them. I couldn't even read the language. It was, like, Sanskrit or McLaurin. I don't know what it was, but it really freaked me out, and I just didn't even text her back. at that scene.

Did it mean

Did it make you feel like this was not the person that you were dating? Like this woman was a little nutty?

Definitely. It definitely made me feel like that. And I 100% think that she's totally nutty.

Can we go back to something that I don't know if I misunderstood you. Did you say that you secretly set up yourself to have a face ID on her phone?

Yeah. So if you go to your face ID.

No, I know you can do that. I was like, oh, my God, that's really bold.

How were you able to do it without her knowing?

You just set up an alternate face idea on your phone.

I mean, yeah, one time she was in the bathroom, and I knew her code. So I just typed in the code, and then I set my face in there.

Oh, my gosh, that's sneaky. That's nasty work. Honestly, I think I'd rather see pictures of other dudes than go in there and see, like, scribblings that make me think that this woman's, like, you know.

Gonna have us on Dateline. Yeah.

Yeah, that's exactly what I thought was going to happen.

Crazy. Lydia's going through some of these and going, oh, my God. Like, I see her in the other room screening some of these calls of what's in your hidden folder. And I can tell that some of these are shocking. Or Kayla, what's in your hidden folder?

So it's actually not my hidden folder. It is my boyfriend's hidden folder. So him and his kid's mom shared an iCloud account. And after they split up, he didn't change the password. So somehow she was still able to get into his backed up photos that were on his iCloud account. And not only was her iCloud account attached to it, but there was two.

Wait, their whose was attached to it too?

Their child, their shared child.

Oh, good Lord. So their kid could see their hidden folder stuff.

So the kid wasn't able to get into it because it did have a password on it, but because he hadn't changed it since they split up, the mom was able to get into it.

Okay, and what was in there?

Fifteen nude photos of me.

Oh, nice. But they were all consensually sent by you, right?

Yes. Oh, oh, like he locked them away, but she still had access. But because she had access, she could still see it. Oh, God, her? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

How did you realize it?

So, the mom, she has not been the easiest to work with. She actually filed, is taking him, they're going to a custody battle, and she's using them against us now, claiming that the child had access to them.

Oh, God.

It was like a complete misunderstanding. We had no idea that she still had access to this. It's just because he did not change the password after they split up, so she would be able to get him.

That'll be obvious. Hopefully the judge is understanding.

Oh, how embarrassing though.

Initial J voice disguised. What's in the hidden folder?

Hi. Good morning. Good morning. I have a folder of gay furry porn.

Gay furry porn?

Why is it hidden?

What's furry?

Andrew Morton.

Yeah. Are you out or are you not?

No, it's still in the closet.

Oh, okay. That's why it's in the hidden folder. Okay.

Yeah.

That's it. Oh, and first time, long time.

Oh, yeah.

Voices guys on the phone. My furry friend. Hey, come out the closet. Enjoy yourself. Listen, I, yes, you know what? When you're ready, when time is ready, release the hidden folder. Okay?

All right.

Take care of yourself.

Okay.

All right. We'll see you. By the way, how crazy is it? I'm going to get the hidden folder. By the way, first time, long time.

Always get voicemail. No return texts. Find out why you're not getting the call back. on a second date update at 8 20 on mojo in the morning all right it is mojo in the morning show

megan when you go get your hair did you actually have something very special that has to take place because you and the girl that cut your hair guy or guy i'm sorry are so uh so crazy with each

other yeah so i don't know if i'm very proud of myself for this or super offended and i want to be very clear i not only um love the person who does my hair but i also love the salon that i go to um and i don't necessarily blame them as much as i do just other people who also go to the salon because apparently my hair style

Tyler's and I make such a ruckus in the salon that they intentionally book me as the last client so that the place empties out and I don't bother anybody else while I'm there. And in my mind and my experience, every salon I've ever gone to before, like I went to a salon that like played music, not like, oh, this is the fancy salon music. it was like all of the emo rock from the 2010s and they were like blaring it and it was like a vibe in there and you would be talking to not only the person doing your hair but people in other chairs and yada like that's what i'm used to and i think i go to a more upscale place now and i am like i'm the trash that comes in they're like we'll put her away from everybody else so they don't know that she comes here because we don't want to admit she's a client don't you love it though that there's nobody there or no yes and no because i just found out there's nobody there because i'm such a ruckus you know what i mean like it's one thing to be like i'm so bougie i have a place to myself versus you're loud so nobody else can be around what do you do like that's loud like what do you tackle in the mirror you're just going yeah it's a lot of that being megan it's a lot of um my stylist and i are obsessed with this show called rupaul's drag race and we get into actual arguments about the show like really very loud arguments about who should or should not have gone home that week and who should have won and yada yada yada and i think one time we just got so loud that another like stylist was like this is kind of impeding on my

clients i feel like some people go to get their nails done and some people go get their hair done and it is a relaxing experience it's their time away from whatever it is that they have to do But I feel like that's what the spa is really for. Right. You know what I mean? Like, I feel like y'all get y'all hair done, and it's y'all time to chat. Y'all time to cackle. That's what I thought.

But now I guess I'm the problem.

So when I go to Katrina, I hear these women that are really loud like you. And I thought that it was just because of all the stuff, the blow dryers and the machinery and all that stuff that's making them be that loud. That's how you are? You're loud enough on your own that they actually have to close the place down because of that?

Apparently.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You've never been given special treatment for your bad behavior?

Do you think he's embarrassed by you, and that's the reason why he does this thing? He's embarrassed that you'll have clients leave because of you?

I'm very happy to say that my hairstylist and I are friends outside of the salon. like genuine friends so like i don't think that they feel that way about me but yeah maybe they

just don't want to tell me to my face do any of our listeners have friends that they don't invite over when their other friends are there because this is what it kind of reminds me of like they're they're only people like if you ever have a get together or something like that you cannot have them be part of the whole group because if you have them be part of the whole group it's like oil and water i guess right it's like things just don't mix with each other uh 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 is our telephone number i don't really mix friend groups but i

don't think i've done it intentionally yeah you know i'm saying the mojo friends can't hang out with the group chat friends like i've never like did it like on purpose you tried to keep us away

from your friends at your birthday party how when did i do that because they were telling us stories about you in high school and you said i think i need to break this up oh did i break it up yeah No, I did.

I stayed till late.

I don't know who you're talking about.

You're right.

Yeah.

Mike is trying to go to the casino. Yep. Yeah. It was just you, Megan.

Wait, I really am the problem.

Maybe we should get your hairstylist on with us. That would be amazing.

I wonder if they're awake. What's their name? Dylan.

Dylan. Dylan. What's up? Mojo in the morning. Hello. hello you don't want to be on with megan either oh my god what is happening jill it's your name

i didn't i was trying to call her jill hi good morning i don't have any friend groups that mingle together and i don't really do it on purpose but i just have so many different types of friends that it's like they just want to get along really don't you think that don't you think

that's exhausting for you that you have to like have specific nights for specific people

I don't I guess I don't really go out very often so it's just like when I randomly go to like one of their houses or something like that but even when I used to go out I just wouldn't mix them I don't know it's not really on purpose I just I just know like this person and this person's person

just would be so different that it probably wouldn't be enjoyable for both of them yeah

no that's that might be exhausting for me do you get the sense that if you did bring all of them together it could make either a disastrous night or a really fun night which one i feel like it

i don't know if it would be disastrous i just feel like maybe some of them would be annoyed because i know like some might be a little bit more negative or pessimistic than the others or complain about you know like different things if we went out to the bar or something so i just

keep it separate yeah it's funny uh i have to tell you that we have one particular friend that talks a lot and and like almost over talks and then tries to take the friends that we have and tries to take them, like, all their contact information and then tries to become, like, big friends with them. And I'm fine with that. I have no problem. But we've had the people that we've invited over going, yeah, like, what do I do? Like, you know, so say, and then next thing you know, they're calling them nonstop. And it becomes, you know, too much.

Yeah, that. And then you're like, oh, am I going to get excluded? I introduce you guys.

Right, exactly. What's up, Andrea? How you doing?

Good, how are you?

Good. What's going on? It's Mojo in the morning.

So I do, I have a friend that I met her in college. I love her to death, but my family and my other best friend cannot stand her. So she never gets to come around when I'm around them.

Really? So the people have asked, have people asked you not to bring her around?

Kind of. she just has a very big personality and she's one of those people that will kind of talk over you or interrupt you and have to like essentially one-up you and so like even in college i'd bring her around to other friend groups and they were like yeah we don't we don't want her wow wow her

name is not megan is it no i'm just kidding megan is definitely not a one-upper she's you are not a one-upper what's going on sherry how you doing good how are you hey what's going on we're talking about how megan has to when she books her hair appointments they have to close the place down

for her she's like the freaking president well i have two girlfriends and three of us we all go get our nails together every two weeks and we're so loud we end up monopolizing like the whole nail salon and everybody's always watching us because they never sit us next to each other so we're

like yelling over at each other so i know exactly how she feels yeah yeah um you know what i will tell you this with going to get your hair done it would be nice to have the special treatment that megan gets because she drives almost an hour to go get her hair done this this shows you how much this shows you how much megan loves uh you know dylan who she goes to it's actually true yeah

but do you think it's rude to be loud in this line or do you think that's normal No, I think it's completely normal.

Thank you. It's fun when you go to a salon like that.

Wouldn't it be weird if it was just quiet?

Yeah. A massage or, I don't know, maybe getting, like, something done like that, like, is one thing. When you're getting your hair done, you got to have noise and got to have loud. Like, you got to have, like, a vibe, right? Yeah. All right. Well, thank you for the call. I appreciate it.

Thank you, guys.

All right. Take care. When's your next hair appointment? By the way, that's a bad question to ask a woman because I'm looking over at Megan. Like, I don't know.

Why do you say that? Because I got my hair done on Saturday. It looks good. Thank you very much.

It looks fantastic.

Thank you. We want to make sure it looked good for Pat.

I can't see you over this equipment right here on this side of the control board.

Under June.

It's the second date update on Mojo in the morning. Why are you not getting a call back? We're going to find out this morning. Laney on with us this morning, not getting a call back. So tell us, how long have you guys been talking to each other, Lainey?

We haven't really been talking to each other too long. We matched on Tinder, and I honestly just thought that we were just hooking up.

Oh, okay.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

But then when he came over, like, I actually really liked him.

Oh.

Um, yeah, like, he brought me food.

Oh, well, it doesn't take very much, but, yeah.

No, that's my love language, you know? So, like, when he came over, he brought food, and I just, I was just so surprised, because I literally thought we were just hooking up.

Wow.

Okay. Yeah, you know? But, um.

All right, so here's the story. You thought he was just a hookup, but then you thought it was a relationship, and now he's not calling you back.

What's the situation? We're going to find out. Second date update. Jared is on the phone with us. Jared, are you okay with being on the radio with us?

Yep. Yeah.

Sure.

Jared, I want you to say hello to Laney.

Hey, what's up?

Hey, Jared.

Jared, I don't know if you could hear Laney speaking before I picked up the phone with you, But she's kind of feeling a little hurt that you're not talking to her. What's going on? Why are you not getting back to her or calling her or texting her?

I don't have her number. Well, there you go.

Oh, my God.

I, like, tried messaging you on Tinder, but I couldn't find you. You weren't there. So I figured you have, like, you weren't into it.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I deleted Tinder after our date.

Well, there you go. There's a misunderstanding.

Oh, my God. I totally forgot that I didn't give you my number and that I just had yours. That is hysterical.

Then here's what we're going to do because our producers tracked down Jared and were able to get a hold of him. But we're going to share Lainey's number with you, Jared, so that you guys can get in contact with each other.

Yeah, no, that's cool. But I don't know. I actually don't think this is, like, really such a good idea anymore.

Wait, why?

Nothing. It's just that I was only going to be in Michigan for a couple months, and now I'm actually leaving earlier than I expected to. So to me, there's not really any point because I'm going to be taken off soon.

Go. So you're leaving the state?

Yeah, yeah. I was only supposed to be here, like, temporarily for a job, And I got moved back early

So why are you going out on dates If you knew you were leaving

Well it wasn't a date Like we were just going to hook up That's all we talked about We had a good time and we were going to hook up And yeah I definitely liked her We had a good time But then I did try and reach out Because I was like I'm here a few more weeks We can have some fun But now I'm sort of getting ready to leave

So you're moving going out of stage but yet still on tinder looking at relationships

uh i wouldn't say relationships and like also you never know nowadays but um not definitely

i just thought we had something special you know i just i just i just was he clear that he was not looking for a relationship you know i've got to give it to him like he he was clear you know like i said and it was just it was just supposed to be a hookup i just maybe maybe that's my fault you know uh uh i just i just felt something special you know um i just i guess i just caught

the feels um i don't usually do that so uh that's my bad that's my bad this though happens a lot and i know you said tinder but this happens even on hinge and bumble too and i remember uh back when uh ellen was our producer i remember she would tell stories a lot about times that you just go out with guys and you're going out with the expectation that you're trying to meet somebody that's going to be either a friend or a boyfriend or somebody like that and there's a lot of guys that will just go out for just a hookup not telling the girls ahead of time what their plans are did you guys have any discussion at all about like him and what he was doing and where he's

living and where he was going to live we did we did we'd had the conversation like i said um but

did he say that he was moving out of of state that he was leaving michigan yeah i just

she's gonna sound silly um okay i just really thought that since it was supposed to be you know for longer than obviously it is now um i honestly just thought i don't know what i

i don't know what i'm thinking um i've never um i've never used like a dating app but my familiarity with tinder is that it is just for hooking up with people is it like i don't think so my friend i mean they're married now but like was her intention on going on there to like find somebody to date or just like find somebody to smash real quick so when you're on

these sites it's pretty clear like people are very upfront about what they're looking for yeah

and honestly this this this doesn't usually happen to me um usually you know like when when we say it's just a hookup like i said like it's it's just a hookup you know um i just i don't

know i just but you just got into him what's going on jordan how are you jordan so i feel

so i feel bad for both of them because it sounds like if this guy

wouldn't have moved he probably would have been wanting to do a relationship too so is that wait

is that the case you think he's lying come on bro that's just the lie he sounded so real off the legitimately moving no i don't think so he said well sorry bro but i feel like the moment he came on he's like oh we had such a great time i just didn't have your number then all of a sudden he's like oh we'll get your number he's like oh but now i'm moving you're right it was very it was

like the story was being created as he was talking jordan when kev does have it right when

when he calling it out maybe this is just an excuse i mean i'm just trying to i mean we always

dump on the guy so i was trying to be a little help jared is jared is this just an excuse

No, no, no, definitely not. No, like, I'm definitely leaving. Like, like I said, I think that...

Wait, where are you leaving?

I'm going back. I'm from Virginia, so I'm going back there.

Okay. All right. Yeah?

I just, like, I think we had a good time. I definitely would have hung out with her again. I don't know if there was, like, just deep love connection, so...

I feel like he's being very fair. I'm just meaning, like, there was just something there more than just, like, you came over so that you know we could hook up like i just felt more than that i don't mean for you yeah like you're my soulmate or oh my goodness i'm gonna marry this guy you know like i just felt like there was more there than just like the one time you know hook up michelle wants to

comment what's up michelle hey y'all um so i just wanted to say that i also met someone on a dating app and uh fell for them really hard really quick uh and then got ghosted but my point of this is is that whenever I heard her say that she caught feelings once he brought her food, I was just like, wait, that was the turning point? Like, the rules are so low at this point. He brought you food and your whole heart just ignited.

That's true, though.

I feel attacked and this is what he's about me.

Randy, what's up? It's Mojo in the Morning. Second date update.

Hey, Mojo. How's it going? Good, buddy. Um, he just used the app for its entire purpose. I mean, everybody knows since the dawn of the, uh, the Tinder era. Since the dawn of time. That's what it's used.

Yeah. It's basically just a smack ugly. So that's what it is, right?

That, that is. Yeah. And they did it.

I do think it's still funny, though, that you just never exchanged your information. I know. Honestly. But, if you're on the app, yeah.

If you're on the app and you're talking that way, if he's treating this like a hookup situation, which he was, I wouldn't give my number out either. You want to meet up again?

You'll give your vagina, but you won't give your phone number. That's amazing.

This is the home of the dirty number 30. A throwback throwdown. Second date update. And more of the roses. This is Mojo in the Morning.

More Jingle Ball tickets. Text JACK to 95500 for a chance to win tickets and be with us December 10th at Little Caesars. Text JACK right now to 95500. Good luck. Standard text and data rates to apply. It is frightful, but the fire is so delightful. We're supposed to get snow this week. They're saying that we might have snow flurries on Thursday, I think it is. They're saying that we could get rain mixed with a little snane, snow mixed with rain. What's the latest snowfall that we've ever gotten? Latest? Let's see. Latest snowfall.

Have you ever had a winter without any snow?

I don't know. That's a good point. Hold on. Let me go back. I mean, look. As long as the snow's on Christmas, I'll be good.

I know. I love a good one. Do the Googles. I hate looking outside on Christmas morning and seeing grass. dead grass is so depressing can't celebrate the birth of Jesus that way I know what it is for Toledo

the average first snowfall of one inch or more typically occurs on November 29th

next week is it as disappointing as not having a date in a while when you don't have a lot of snow think about that what's worse Megan

why do you say Megan

let's go to our official meteorologist

to that the expert because she is single and also she loves the winter yeah so i would i would have her choose i would bet her choosing snow snow really yeah because i think first of all i love

the holiday season because generally people are just nicer they're more patient

kinder uh everything's a little bit more slow paced and i think our world is too fast i love the holidays because everything just kind of pushes on the brakes a little bit so when you don't have snow people don't get into the mindset and then that mentality like does not come fast

enough you're right yeah i don't know i think i would uh i think i'd rather not have snow but get some some uh some loving you know what i mean i mean she just said it doesn't come fast enough

hey we're talking first date that's right there's a difference okay how about how about this one

hold on i saw this story this morning i thought this was interesting speaking of the weather and genitalia have you guys ever have you guys ever heard of winter penis no what is that i read this is this like seinfeld it was cold that night doctors warn men that they may be about to suffer difficulties in the bedroom due to weather related affliction known as winter penis uh the phenomenon describes how males genitals shrink when the temperature drops outside find your Penis for a dollar. Find your penis.

One dollar. One dollar. Find your penis. Find your penis here. This is not new information, correct?

As a result of restricted blood flow in certain areas, not only does this lead to the size reduction of up to 50%. Oh, no. You have a little penis. The reduced blood flow to the area also makes it more challenging for men to maintain an erection.

Micropenis, yes.

Micropenis? Really? The problem happens because the body prioritizes blood flow to more important areas, like parts of the body that might be cold, like sometimes your internal organs. While most men who experience winter penis find it only occurs briefly and occasionally, yeah, right, only briefly and occasionally, it may be far worse for those with underlining erection dysfunction, or ED. Can I ask you a erectile dysfunction? Can I ask you a quick question about this? Do women in the cold, do your guys, tell us about your vaginas, ladies. Do your vaginas have a different sensitivity when the weather changes? No. What makes your vagina more sensitive or less sensitive? It doesn't hang

externally it's it's in the same place okay but does the weather doesn't change your vagina at all cold weather doesn't change your children do i smell children menopause yeah i feel weird

asking this question of you guys let me call my wife and ask her about her vagina i want to ask her she's gonna hang up on you and i hope she does no no she'll be fine this is a medical thing we're doing this is a medical segment i'm sorry chelis we're doing a medical segment on the show right now it's okay to hang up okay hey quick question does your vagina have a different sensitivity to cold weather as it does to warm weather no just to you but honestly no seriously i know that that's a funny joke Ha, ha, ha, they all laugh. That was a joke, right?

I don't know, was it?

But does your, does the, as I bring you to the air here, and I'm asking all the women on the show to participate if they would like to, it's up to you. I don't want to get sued.

Your vagina just tried to bite me.

Does your vagina, though, react differently? Because we just talked about winter penis, and both Cav and myself have experienced winter penis before. Right, Cav? Yeah, that's a real thing. In the winter, our penis doesn't seem as big.

Oh, okay.

Yeah. Well, I don't think that that affects women. It doesn't affect women, so the temperature doesn't change it for you? No. Okay, well then good. You got no excuse tonight. I'll see you later tonight, honey. See, I set her right up for that one, Kevin. Wasn't that a good one? You did not go. By the way, an all-male crowd.

I was going to say, it's always interesting when only half of the room.

Yeah, see that? We laughed just as hard as they laughed at the joke that Chelsea said. All right, Chelsea. That's true. I love you. I'll talk to you later. And I love your penis. I love your vagina.

Oh, my God.

I love your vagina.

Either one is, ugh, no. I love it.

Marquis. Erica, are you there?

i'm here erica we're talking about i just wanted to suggest a name change on this phenomenon it should be called winter wiener yeah you're right where's that alliteration that is a fantastic name

thank you that alliteration what do what do we what do we call winter vagina though is there

anything to that oh man i wasn't prepared for that question i'll have to think on it and call

you back i can't believe that if the man if men's penises are different because the women's vaginas

also deal with blood flow too why would it not be it doesn't it's an you know the ladies are

fully functional regardless of the weather so doesn't blood flow though affect your your vagina

i mean i guess i don't know internal organ i just so is a penis though no it's not my my

sensitive my penis is yes why it's not an external just because it sticks out megan It doesn't?

Could we? Wait. That's exactly what makes it external. Exactly. Thank you. No. I truly sometimes think I'm losing my mind around you.

No, but it's covered up, though. You don't think you can get cold down there? You don't ever get cold down there?

I've never been outside in the snow with my bare vagina.

If you're outside with a pair of, like, I see you guys wear them all the time, Lululemons or leggings, I see you guys with them. They're not keeping you fully warm inside, are they?

That area is usually very warm.

Is it?

Yeah. It's between your legs. Well, then why don't you let us all come in and warm up?

I don't know. Why are we left outside? Oh, Lord.

Are you okay? No. I'll answer. Yeah, we heard it.

Jason, what's going on, Jason? How you doing?

Hey, I'm doing pretty well, Mojo. Not super surprised you're not aware of what happens down there.

Come on. Stop it. I'm just saying. Are you thinking that the same thing you weren't thinking the same thing I was thinking, that women also can be faced with, you know?

I think I apparently have fewer questions than you do. Oh, come on. I did want to put it out there, though, that winter is officially micro-penis awareness season.

Oh, we got our month. Baby, it's cold.

I did not know that. Let's all have a party. Can we have a micro penis party?

Actually, I have a request. I wanted to know if I could write a song for you. Not on the spot, but I'll text it back in. Okay. Walking with a winter weener man.

Fantastic. I love it. Good. Hey, look. Hey, Hannah said what we should title ladies' vaginas in the wintertime. What's that? Christmas coochie. Oh, there you go.

That was great. Descend beaver.

What's up, Keith? How you doing I went to school? Oh, no. All right. So ladies hear me out. So say you get turned on, you know, it's cool. You know, I don't like where this is going.

I'm going to dump that. I'm going to dump that. You've got to dump that. That was inappropriate, but also, nobody's going to try, but it does make me.

Is that Miracle of 30? No, no, no. It's a Christmas story.

By the way, Zach, be gentle with that. Why not?

We get to see our new building.

What's up, Tia? How you doing? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi.

Good morning. How are you guys? Good.

I'm loving it. Merry early Christmas.

I am in my car dying right now, just so you guys know. I know people driving by are like, what is she laughing at? But even though we don't have this problem, I think it should be called Winter Waffle.

Oh, God. All right. Well, listen, this was a great segment on our show. We have to end it right now before it gets too crazy. I just want everybody to know that as the weather cools up or gets colder, let's all warm up with some hot cocoa. Is that what we're calling it? By the fire.

This Thanksgiving, we're thankful our co-workers have their own homes to go away to. Happy Thanksgiving from Mojo in the Morning.

Mojo in the Morning show. Shannon got hit on by not just any guy this weekend, but somebody that honestly makes you feel even extra special that they're flirting with you

i am very flattered so i'm uh this actually happened on saturday i i was i'm one of the very few people that still uses the post office for things i feel like when i say go to the post office they're like are you 90 like no sometimes my returns require that i have to go to the post office so i was dropping off some returns at the post office on saturday and as i was walking out There was this cute older man and he was moving real slow.

and walking out behind me and he had a cane and so I even though I was kind of far ahead of him I waited and I held the door open for him and he was so flattered that I did that and then the post office that I go to then there's like a there's a door and then there's like a like a vestibule I don't know what else to call it like another little area and then you have more doors to get out to the parking lot and so I ran up ahead and I held the door out to the parking lot for him open as well and so we got outside and he looked at me and he said you are just so kind you did your good deed for the day well done and then he stopped and he goes and you are beautiful would you like to go down the street and have a drink with me and i was like this man we ended up getting to talk i mean i said no i said where was he wanting you to go like to so we were i was at the post office in birmingham and he asked me to go down the street very specifically to market which is like the pickup spot that's like that's like the that's like the place that will you go down the street to market and have a drink with me i about died i said well i am getting married in six days so no but thank you he goes oh well i missed my chance on you it was so funny he was 75 years old you should have gone

with him 75 years old but he's 75 years old with a cane how nice is it no the man from up wants to

go to he did kind of look like the man from up but he must dye his hair because his hair was black

oh really yeah he definitely died yeah what else did you have to do you're going to the post office

for god's sake i had children with me oh wait your kids were with you i had children with so

wait a second so this man is hitting on you in front of his in front of your children well the

kids were standing outside they were in the car so i pull i roll up right to the the front there to the front because i all i was doing is dropping off a package right inside what did uh what did

the kids think that you were doing well it was so funny i got back into the car and lucy goes

who was that man that you were talking to for such a long time and i said lucy that old man just asked your mama for a drink at market and she was like i'm telling mr west this is not fair

canon lives my dream life every day in new ways and this time you're living my anna nicole smith

dream it was hysterical megan megan would have gone it was hysterical megan would be like let's

get market we're going right back to your place you and given him your number what the hell you

You know what you should have said to Lucy when Lucy asked who that man was? You should have said, that man's paying for your college education kids. Mommy's going to give that man the best two minutes of the man's life, and we're going to have some fun.

You know what's so funny, though, is if it was a guy who was around my age, give or take, you'd be like, ugh. Not even ugh, but you get a pass when you're 75. It's cute. It's a totally different reaction.

That's why I can't wait to be 75. I want to be that guy. I want to be that 75-year-old guy walking around with a cane, hanging out at the post office, getting laid at market.

I mean, honestly, I could have used a margarita, but.

Yeah. I mean, I'm telling you. I think that that guy was a smart man.

I got a damn margarita. Who wants a margarita? I always want a margarita.

I think that old people can get away with everything, can't they? A million percent. Like, old people get away with farting randomly while they walk, and nobody ever frowns upon them. If they want to, they can kind of, like, you know, squeeze cheeks or pinch butts. You know what I mean? Like, they can kind of get away with that. They can say offensive things when they're old, so you're like, okay, they're old. They don't really know. And flirting, too. Like, old people can flirt. Like, an old person will throw down. Your mom, your grandma, when I met her at the reveal, the gender reveal for your beautiful daughter, she was like, kind of like, she's like, oh, you're cute. I'm like, oh, man, this is kind of nice. It was kind of nice to be able to sit there.

It's so flattering. She said that?

She did. She actually thought I was relatively actually handsome, believe it or not. She did.

Somebody.

Why? You don't think that I'm your grandma's type?

I mean, I don't know what Grandma like. Grandma like, what's she like?

Does Grandma date at all?

Nah, Grandma done with that.

She doesn't date?

No one's getting her rocks off.

Has anybody ever followed through, you think, with this guy, this 75-year-old dude?

He was very charming, so I bet. He's not dying his hair for no reason. I bet.

Yeah, right, exactly. If you're 75 years old dying your hair, you know what you're doing? You're dying the hair down there, too.

I guarantee you, Shannon. He went back in that post office 30 minutes later and tried it again.

oh yeah that's his move he's got nothing else going on for the entire day that's it

you're gonna hang out in the parking lot there and find myself one oh my god what kind of car

was he driving to okay so he got into a little gray toyota prius oh well where's the mid but i told west because west asked the same question and i said to west i go but he was dressed very nicely and he had very nice glasses on yeah and so i feel like he's one of those older guys that he doesn't flaunt his hipster he rich no he doesn't flaunt his money he cares about the environment he's driving a prius but i bet you he's a billionaire megan oh go find him i mean he's probably at market yeah i need the midlife crisis corvette why is it that i always think of

a guy driving a prius as larry david from curb your enthusiasm for some reason you know what i mean i'm seeing what that's that's all about it's funny because when shannon talks about this place that he wanted her to go have a drink. It's like notorious.

The nickname is Meat Market. Like meat as in.

Megan, you gotta go.

Oh, I was hoping it was the other night.

And they say that there are like the guys that sit at the bar there, that the guys sit at the bar there and just pick up on like older dudes pick up on young girls all the time. You said this when you and Lydia went out to lunch. They thought you guys were on a date or something like that. Oh, it's the worst. It's the worst feeling in the world. I'm like, I'm having to like announce it like, hey, I know I look like I'm an old man trying to, this girl and I work together.

And then they're like, no, no, no, that sounds weirder. No, she's like a daughter to me. Oh, no, that's weird.

I learned two things today. I learned that place is a meat market. And I also learned that the hair down there gets gray. I did not know that. It does, yes. What's up, Jennifer? Hi.

I was dying yesterday. My 72-year-old dad just told my pregnant sister-in-law that her boobs look big. I can't believe it.

Oh, my God. Was she embarrassed when he did that?

I was more embarrassed for her. She laughed, but yeah.

Oh, God. You don't think that your 72-year-old dad is out flirting with girls in the post office parking lot, is he?

He might. Yeah.

I would say that I would want my dad to be doing that, you know, instead of going home lonely to himself by himself, unless mom is still alive. If mom's still alive, then I don't know if I necessarily want this.

Yeah, there's a stepmom there.

Oh, OK. In that case, who cares? Right. All right. Thank you for the call. WKQI Detroit.

WSNX Muskegon Grand Rapids. WVKS Toledo. Three great stations. One stupid show. This is Mojo in the Morning, live. It's Mojo in the Morning. Five lies to tell your mom.

Isabella.

Hello.

Are you ready? I'm ready. Five lies to tell your mom?

Yeah.

Isabella, I don't know if you really want to piss people off before they're about to pay for your wedding. Are you sure you want to do that?

I am sure. I've been dying to do this since middle school.

Oh, my God. It's five lies to tell your mom. We're going to call up and have your mom believe that we're going to have a little bit of issues with the wedding reception.

Okay.

All right. Lie number one, you're going to say, Mom, there's an issue with the wedding. Lie number two.

Say, we got put on a waiting list.

Lie number three, we're behind another couple. Lie number four.

They said I was irresponsible since I didn't get all of the paperwork signed.

Okay.

And lie number five, they put us on a waiting list for two years, or they said we have to pay $2,000 more now.

Oh, boy.

How much money has your mom already paid for this wedding?

um well altogether it's gonna be around 27 000 oh yeah 27 000 i know i should have just got

eloped at this point you may have to after this five lies are you ready i don't know i'm ready Here we go.

Hello? Mom? Yeah? Okay. There's an issue with the wedding. All right. We got put on a waiting list.

like kind of waiting list well we're behind another couple right now yes i'm okay i'm kind of panicking because i don't know what to do okay i got you they said i was irresponsible because i didn't get all the paperwork signs that i was supposed to sign for the venue yeah you know the last meeting we had i was supposed to sign a paper when she sent over that email and i never signed it, and they said they have to put us on a waiting list, and we can't get in for the next two years, or we have to pay an extra $2,000 more. Oh, that's ball. I'm sorry. I don't know what to do. Figure it out. I totally forgot about the e-mail. What was it you had to sign? After the email they sent me about the overview of the wedding, and I was supposed to sign it to confirm everything, and I never signed it. I just don't know what to do. That's an extra $2,000.

Figure it out.

we'll figure it out baby we'll figure it out i love you we'll figure it out i know but i've already made you spend enough money i love you it's fine we'll figure it out we'll figure it out mom

what hi how are you do you remember all those days that you would drive isabella to school and she would listen with you to mojo in the morning you went from the nicest mom in the world that was like calming your crying daughter down to now you want to beat her ass don't you

Oh, my God, Isabella. You are just so sweet.

This is the nicest mom in the world. Oh, my God.

Like, we're going to figure it out. I love you.

Oh, that's so sweet. So supportive. When she hangs up the phone, she's going to be like, those motherfuckers.

And we're going to hear the end of it. Oh, my God. Oh, you f***.

This is like going down memory lane, isn't it? when you and Isabella would listen to Five Lies to tell your mom and you never thought that your daughter would do that to you?

My God, I have this mojo in the morning.

I'm in Idaho now and I have to listen to our podcast and my time's all off. It's just, oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Thank you.

You moved that far away so that you were never a victim to Five Lies to tell your mom and we got you. What do you have to say to your lovely daughter, Isabella, as she's getting ready to get married?

I'm going to fly back and kick your behind, girl. Oh, my God. You guys can wedding crash. I don't care. Oh, I like... Wait, hold on a second. Don't even say that.

You know we will. I would love it. It's Mojo in the Morning. Five to three. Four, five. Sweet.

Five lies to tell your mama.

Now back to Mojo in the Morning.

Back to Mojo in the Morning.

mojo in the morning Megan it was fun seeing your dad and your brother last night I tell you your brother has got a wicked sense of humor I have no idea what the guy does it's funny because I literally for so many years have known you and known your family and I've heard you talk about where your dad has worked he lived in Toledo, worked in Troy and traveled a lot for work I've heard you talk about your brother and I've heard you mention like a couple things to me like what he kind of does you know like the companies he's worked for but I don't even know what the hell those companies do

and it's one of those things a plastics company oh okay well I because I was going to guess I was

going to try to guess what I think he does I thought he was a mailman or something I don't know it's I like I was trying to think of what he's like the friendly guy the friendly mailman that you would want that would talk to you that's his dream job is it really yes he wants to be a mailman so bad just because he wants to sit on the other side of the the steering wheel like or something like the British side?

No, actually, it's funny because he doesn't want the routes where he can drive. He is so opposite of me, and he's a very active person. Oh, he wants to be

the walking door-to-door? He wants to walk.

Yes. He runs like six to ten miles a day. It's so gross.

It's so gross. But yeah, so he works for this plastics company and he is interviewing for a different position at the same company, which is why I'm a lot to talk about the fact that he's interviewing. But I kept checking up on him every day and be like, did you hear anything? How's it going? Yadda, yadda, yadda. Because he's really excited about this, this hopefully new gig. And he's been going in their, their company without kind of giving it away because he likes his privacy. It has a bunch of locations in Michigan. So he works in the Ann Arbor location, but he's been interviewing in different offices across the state. And so I'd be like, oh, where do you work from today? Did you work from home? Did you go to an office? Where did you go? Yada, yada, yada. He's like, no, I worked from home today. But he was wearing like a suit top. And I was like, why are you wearing a suit if you weren't from home? And he goes, oh, look at this. Because I FaceTimed him. And he sets down his phone and he walks to the opposite side of the room. And he's got a button-up shirt on, a tie, a suit jacket, and sweatpants. He was like, they called me, or they sent me, like, a Teams message, HR did, and said, hey, can we talk to you for a few minutes? He's like, yeah, when? Like, can you talk right now? And he's like, oh, hold on. Give me five minutes. I'm in the middle of something. Ran to his closet, threw on over his Bob Ross cutoff T-shirt, a suit top, and then just did it in a sweatpants and i thought it was hysterical because he said at one point they were asking for some information he had on a client he had all the information on the other side of the room in a binder but it was obviously a video interview and he was like i couldn't scoot away from the computer to go grab the binder with all the info or they'd see that i was wearing

sweatpants yesterday i was doing a teams meeting with dennis clark you know dennis is our head of personality or whatever here at the station how does he sound it's like hi mojo how are you Like, I can't do it. Jed does a great impersonation of him. Oh, fabulous. So Dennis is there, and he's, like, in his office, and he's got his little office thing there where it's a very cool room, a cool office. And all of a sudden, he tried to mute his or turn off his camera so he could tell the tree trimming guy that was out in the outside that was, like, cutting down some tree that fell down in his backyard. And he tried to tell him something, and you hear him go, No, I am too bad right now. And you see him, like, lean over. we're sitting there on the call going oh dennis is dennis doesn't realize that no i am on a call but uh that's funny the people that remember when covet first happened in this whole you know craziness of people working at home happened and i remember there was all these memes of what you look like on camera and what you look like off camera everybody's memes was them in underwear yes you know or they did some funny ones where it's like nicely dressed from the top and then on the bottom they're wearing like you know panties and garter belts and stuff

like that i was wearing panties and a garter on that zoom it was joking means like this is exactly

what you look like or people you know with their fuzzy bunny slippers on or something i used to

think that was how everyone on sports center dressed like i thought they you could only see them they had those huge tables and this is at a time before they had cameras yeah i i think i

went into channel four and devin skillion one time had the nice suit on from the top if i remember correctly one time i was in there and he was wearing like the cool jeans from the bottom yeah on there and i was like man damn show that like i know you're like a reputable news guy and you he's one of the best but that would make me like oh this is guy's cool you know do you guys

know what my favorite television show is what's that rupaul's drag race uh rupaul famously will wear like a really beautiful dress to do the intros to like the final challenge yeah and then they're behind a judging panel and he has everything made twice one is the full dress for camera and one is to sit down and it's only the top half of the dress and he's in sweatpants

oh that's great i love that 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 if you're somebody that's working from home if you're like a you know at home or if you've done this before have you ever um gotten caught doing this like you know what happens in the case with your brother if he didn't mute his camera when he had to run away real quick and they all saw what he was wearing from the waist down

i love that we get to wear what we get to wear to work like we're all just like in sweatshirts and t-shirts and stuff today and it's so funny if i go somewhere right after the show and it's like 12 or 1 o'clock and wherever you go they're like oh you were off today i'm like no yeah

That is actually what I wore to work today. And I have benefit. I'll be honest.

With the camera stuff now, like, and KP is incredible at posting all our videos. So, with that, I do tend to find myself, like, going, oh, crap, I wore that shirt. Same. You know, twice in the last two weeks. You know what I mean? Same. I'm not there yet. No? You don't notice? And sometimes, you know, we'll have so much stuff on one particular day that KP will post on other days. And I will go, crap, I'm wearing that shirt right now. You know what I mean? Like, I'm still wearing that shirt. I'll grab it right off of the laundry room floor and go, yeah, I didn't sweat that much in that. What's up, Voices Guy C, Initial C, hello. Hi. How are you?

Hi. I just wanted to call in with my story. It sounds like a movie, but it was actually real.

What's that? Yeah, go ahead. Tell us.

I was in a conference call, and the owner of the company was dressed professional on top. And on bottom, he was Donald ducking it. And his laptop fell. And we saw the boy.

Wait, you saw his balls?

Yep.

Oh, my God.

Why would he think that that was a good idea?

I don't know. And it was horrible because it wasn't just on a laptop screen. It was on an 85-inch.

That might have been the biggest balls you've ever seen in your life, right?

Oh, very much so. I close my eyes and I still see it in my head.

Oh, my God. You still work for this person, right?

Absolutely not.

Oh, because I was going to say, what you need to get them is, have you heard of the product? I think it's called Sweaty Balls or whatever it is. Or they have that product for guys so that they don't sweat their crotch, don't sweat. That would be a great Christmas gift for the guy. Ball butter.

Terrible. That's funny. For real.

What a great story. Liz, what's happening?

Good morning. First time mom. Hey there. Hi. Liz on the phone.

Good to have you with us. Thank you for calling.

Yeah. So I work for the court, and the majority of our stuff is on Zoom, and we had another attorney who is an older gentleman, didn't know how to work Zoom, forgot to shut his camera off, and proceeded to take his tablet or laptop into the bathroom with him and sit on the toilet and crap during a court hearing. No way.

Did anybody, like, send a message through the chat alerting him as to what was happening?

They did immediately, and you could slowly see him, like, lift his computer monitor or laptop.

That's awesome. Oh, my God. These are great. By the way, the court Zooms get so many people in trouble. Remember the famous one was that guy that wasn't supposed to be driving, and it was on the Zoom. Raquel, hello.

It's actually me, Raquel. Sorry. Hi, what's happening? It's going to be at my work.

It's all right.

Oh, geez. Does it make you less attracted to him that he's not putting on a nice outfit

and going to work? You know, he's just sitting in his underwear all day? Oh, okay. I would, to me, if I come home, and he's just sitting in his underwear on the couch that to me as a as a spouse would go huh you know what i mean like i'm yeah exactly but he is working he's getting stuff accomplished

capri what's happening hello free hi what's up hi my name is capri and i just had a funny story because i was um interviewing for a a position and it was um virtual a virtual interview and so Well, I had just kind of threw on a quick, like, non-secure wig. I just threw it on. And let's have my interview. And then all of a sudden, my wig just started to slide back. It started to slide back. And I'm like, oh, my God. So I had to duck off the camera. And they didn't even notice it. But then I was like, I'm so sorry that I had to duck. I just had to get my wig back on top of it.

You didn't do the scratch the top of your head trying to pull it down thing? Listen, I literally dug

Because I seen it on the camera As I'm talking to them I seen it like that

Oh, that's great Oh my god

Hey there, yes The three of us both

I love it

Thank you guys, I love you guys I listen to you every morning I hope you have a great day You too

Oh, Ryan, the boobs popped out, Ryan Is that right?

Good morning My son had to do virtual kindergarten during the pandemic, and I had just given birth to my new baby. And I had to help him because he didn't know how to operate a computer. So during one of his Zoom classes, actually it was gym class because we were in the living room. I was sitting on the couch with my boobs out nursing the baby. And I had no idea that they could see me until his teacher had wrote me in our, like, phone chat saying, like, hey, we see you in the back. Can you move? Your boobs are out. I had no clue. I'd like to take on boobies. I'd like boobies.

That's so funny. That's great. All those kids are like, ah. Screenshot, screenshot. Yeah. Thank you.

I thought they was just kind of on this.

Thank you for the call. Have a great one.

It was real.

All right. It is Mojo in the morning. So this is kind of an awkward story. So a guy that is a friend is, uh, mid fifties, he is, uh, divorced, uh, and I'm not going to tell too much of his life other than this. He's now dating and he's finding out that dating is very interesting. And I think, and I, I will say this, there is a complete double standard out there. Guys who are in their forties and fifties get away with murder dating wise, where I feel like women who get divorced in their 40s or 50s you guys don't have it as good especially from talking to some of the friends that chelsea and i have the guys can date pretty much anything they can date people their age or they can date way younger where the women i feel like the guys that are their age aren't wanting to date them they want to you know they want to date younger yes So the women are left with old dudes with wrinkly balls, you know? So my buddy has been out dating a little bit and had an incident or a situation happen to him. I'm not going to say incident because it sounds like it's like a law and order SVU crime scene. He went on a date with a girl and ended up taking her out to dinner. They met on Hinge or Bumble or something. And she was way younger than him. he's in his mid 50s she is in her 20s okay he after the date said that hey do you want to go back to my place she was of course more than willing to go back to her place or to his place they go back to his place and they ended up fooling around the next morning he's talking to her while they're laying and i'm gonna keep this clean if you got kids there they they were just hanging out after you know after cookie baking he looked at her and started talking to her and she revealed at that time that she knew his son who is also in his mid-20s because they went to high school together and actually dated for a little bit in high school wait so she knew

that the whole time the whole time even before the cookies went in the oven even before yes so

that was like a turn on for her obviously well or not a turn off right so yeah and he had no idea so he literally ended up with a girl that his son was with and did not know what to do and did not say he has not said anything to the the son about what uh about what happened and i thought to myself oh my god because i'm like looking at this and picturing to myself oh my god i could not imagine that like i have kids that are his kids age and i could not imagine that if god forbid and i say this god forbid i do not want to ever get divorced i hope that chelsea never divorces me and i hope that you know i uh don't ever get divorced um but if i was going out on a date and it just so happened that the girl uh said to me i dated your son you know or or i knew your son from school you know and i've got two that are that age oh my god and i said to him i go well this is the reason why you don't date a 20 something year old girl because you have kids that age you don't even know yes people know each other right yeah i mean everybody kind of knows you kind of all are in the same area we all live in oakland county for god's sakes who knows what happens i played against your son's team or something yeah do you think it matters depending

upon what you're interested in like if you're dating this person looking for something quick

and you just want to smash does it really matter well he did smash but i think it does because i don't wouldn't you feel dirty that you that you and your son both shared the same person

i don't think i would feel dirty yes are you out of your mind yeah you don't think i would listen

if if i'm if i'm 50 years old and i'm getting divorced i'm probably on my my f-boy streak And obviously I can't curse But I'm in the mindset of

savage mode. So I'm not out here leading with my heart. I'm leading with my second head. And that one doesn't

think. I understand that part. But when it comes to you and your son potentially sharing the same girl, you're not going to tell me that you'd be like, yeah, no. The age doesn't matter to me, but that little tidbit of information does. No, it doesn't.

Especially if he's no longer with her and he's not moved on to something like that. You pretty. We just got something else to talk about

Thanksgiving. I want you to think about this. I want you to think about this. Greens ain't the only day we done passed. I want you to think about sweet Josiah. And I want you to think 10 years from now or 20 years, who knows how many years from now, you think that you could ever look him in the eyes and say, your dad did this? Or how would you feel your dad? I've met your dad. He's a good looking guy. How would you feel if your dad was messing around with some girl that you grew up with. I wouldn't be surprised.

I would be surprised. You'd be disgusted.

But that's the thing. If I'm no longer affiliated or associated or in any situationship or entanglement with this young lady, then I wouldn't care.

But now she's showing up to Thanksgiving.

Now that's a whole different thing.

And now your dad's telling stories about her.

But then he's got to worry about me spinning the block.

And now you don't know who's better, you or dad.

We got to get this person. Lydia's called 616 a bunch of times 616 you gotta answer I totally dated a guy who was friends with my mom's second husband I was 25 he was 50 we found out after we hooked up and stopped hanging out shortly after I want to hear that that's like almost the exact same story that's crazy Jordan what's up

so most important question yes who made the first name

between these two it was honestly He said he invited her back to his place. Obviously, she knew what the intentions were when they got back there. He said it was game on from the moment that they got back there. They had drinks, and then they right away were going at it. And it wasn't until the morning, though, that after they got done, that she told him the truth.

Okay, so he's innocent, and she's guilty.

Listen, he feels horrible about it. Like to him, it's not even like he's excited about the whole thing. This is one of his first times going out dating, too, after the divorce was final. You know, I told I told Joe about it. I actually told my son, Joe, because Joe kind of knows we know the family. And I told Joe about it. And Joe was like, my son, Joe's a dirty mind. You know him. He does his radio show. He right away was like, oh, my God, Dad, that would be that would gross me out.

I think he should take him to his grave

Oh, I would never say a word There's no way Maria, what's up?

Hey Hey, what's going on? Good morning I have baked cookies with age gap brothers

Oh, jeez, okay

And I had no idea

So multiple brothers But they were, of course, of different ages

Yes So the oldest, I was 21 at the time. He was in his mid-30s. Okay. And the youngest was around my age. We were both in our 20s at the time. But there's four brothers all together, and I baked cookies with three of them. Okay.

Now, which one did you bake cookies with first, and then did the second one approach you, and how did that work out?

Okay. Okay. So the oldest, we actually worked together. We baked cookies, and then we ended things, and out of spite, I went for the brothers.

Oh, she did it on purpose. Both of them. She did it on purpose.

Oh, you're out of control.

Yeah. Where are you from?

Knowingly.

Are you a Trenton girl?

I'm not. I'm from Trenton Township, actually.

Oh, okay. All right. Save her numbers, Eddie. We might need to follow back. What's up, Sierra? How you doing?

Hi. I am currently dating my ex's dad. Oh, my God. No. And is your ex aware? Yes. And how does he or she feel about that? In the beginning, I mean, it's been over a year now. It'll be almost two years. It was awkward in the beginning. But, I mean, we kind of just sat down and talked it out, and it's all good. Is your ex close with their dad? yes so are you showing up to holidays yes

honest question okay and i'm gonna keep it clean for parents that have children and stuff

Who's got a bigger wiener?

Oh, the dad.

Oh, of course.

Did the son ask you that? Like, just out of curiosity. Yes. Did he really?

Oh, my God. And what did you say?

Did you lie? I was honest.

Oh, you're mean. That is so mean. Well, thank you for the call. That's crazy. Brooke, you there?

Yes.

Hi, Brooke. Who did you date?

Hello.

Hi.

So I dated someone that was significantly older than me, and we went out on probably four or five dates, made out a little, and then one night we were just chatting, and I was kind of asking where he was from, digging a little deeper, and I asked if he happened to know this guy, and he said, yeah, didn't his wife just pass away? And that was my mom.

Oh, no.

Yeah.

So you dated, wait, who?

It was your stepdad's friend or your dad's friend? It was my stepdad's friend, yeah. And I didn't know him, obviously, because they were from a different town. Oh, jeez. And so I asked, do you know so-and-so from this town? And he said, yeah. And he's like, I used to play basketball with him. Oh, Lord. We were explaining to him, and I was like, oh, my God, this is my worst nightmare because I hated my mom's second husband.

Oh, my God. That's awful. Toya wants to make a comment on this. Toya, you don't think there's anything wrong with this?

no because after a certain age it doesn't count they were in high school and i mean you like a kid you know what i'm saying so i think it's all good actually now these other people that's calling

no that's that's a different story yeah so the the guy that i know his kids are long out of high school and they knew each other in high school and it's okay still that dad dated yeah tell him

to keep going. Tell him to have a little fun time, all right? So Toya's saying

a statute of limitations. I don't know. To me, there's no statute of limitations when you've got to look your son in his eye and say, do you remember the girl that you took to homecoming? Tim, what's going on? Hi.

You already sound ashamed. Even as a first time in a long time, I can hear it.

Tim, what's up?

Yeah. So when I was younger, I had a patient with my

like my really close friend and his brother oh okay all right and uh his brother and him together were with you yeah that that's like more than eskimo brothers yeah that just is wrong

they they didn't they didn't touch each other they did not touch each other but that's still

that's weird yeah yeah something about like family members i can't even get my kids to play video

games together without fighting yeah who would want to do it with family even if you're not interacting with each other that's so weird did they both approach you with the idea megan

megan no no i let me tell you i did not endorse it but i wasn't gonna stop it so you know what

wow that's amazing did they come with did they come to get well i mean like to ask you Yeah, how did it happen?

No, no, but like how does that happen?

So alcohol.

And you were just all three at the same place, same time.

Do you remember Four Locos? Four Locos.

Four Locos doesn't do that. Four Locos makes you punch people. It does not.

Hey, quick question. Was it in their parents' house?

Yeah.

Oh, my God. And where were the parents?

They were gone on vacation.

Oh, my God. By the way, your voice did say it all. Back to Mojo in the morning. All right. Mojo in the morning. Show phone number 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Text is 95500. I want you to text us if you have anything that you want to say on the air, and then do us a favor. and we want you to pick up the phone if we do call your text because that means that Lydia likes what you're doing. Shannon, I have not been to a dry cleaner since 2020. I don't have a dry cleaner. My dry cleaner closed. But it's funny because I don't wear any... Since 2020 before COVID, I used to wear shirts that... Like button-down. Yeah, like button-down shirts. I have not worn anything dressy since 2020 and anything I have worn dressy probably

last time I got dry clean was it's so funny I used to be dry cleaning obsessed I would dry clean everything and now if I have like dresses you know stuff like that and I do have a few sweaters or whatever that are dry clean only so I'll take them but yesterday I was trying to um knock a

bunch of stuff off of my to-do list. And one of the items on there was to pick up some stuff from the dry cleaners. And at this point, you guys, and this is not just the dry cleaner, this is restaurant reservations. This is account names. This is whatever. I can't remember which last name I have on this thing. It's either Murphy, which is my maiden name. And obviously the name i used for the show it was my my my ex-husband's name the you know the last name that my kids have or it's my new last name which is whitlam you like p diddy so i but i'm like i know that's what i feel like jesus um but the similarities stopped there but like like open table i go you know i go into a restaurant and they're like who is the reservation under i'm like i'm gonna try murphy first then i like go down the line you know in some places i've already changed to my my married last name my current married last name so i go into the dry cleaner and the guy's like you know what what's the last name and i'm like oh crap i haven't been here in forever so i'm thinking it probably has been before the wedding so i probably still have my you know my other last name on there so i say that name and this guy goes in the back you guys and it doesn't say anything to me brings out three dresses and this little itty bitty white oxford shirt that was smith's when he was three years old it's been that long so those four items had been there under that name for four years because apparently there I used I've been using Murphy for the past couple of years and at one point I stopped using my ex-husband's last name but I never switched over like I always give fake phone numbers because I don't I don't want robo calls so I don't it's not like I get notifications or check in that way so that stuff had been there for four you should see this little teeny tiny

shirt do we have any dry cleaners that listen to the show can you tell us what what do you do with clothes that people never go pick up i often wonder that because you go to uh the dry cleaner and you see like a rack that's like one of the you know they pull it up and they're like push it up and it goes around the whole store it's like crazy it looks like something out of uh what was the what's the uh maybe despicable one of the one of the one of the movies like where it's like a rack that goes around and i wonder what do they do if they like i will bet you so the cleaners that i used to go to is called cameo cleaners yeah and it was for anybody that lives in west bloomfield this area or orchard lake or any of that stuff it was right there on orchard lake road before pontiac trail it was right next to where the old starbucks used to be and it ended up closing during covid they closed it was a great cleaners i loved the place i know for a fact that there's some double x sweater yeah they walk around with your shirt on there's somebody so yesterday the

guy was dying laughing and the guy was dying laughing i'm like dude my son is like triple this size now like that's how long it's been and he's like if you give me your actual phone number he's like i will text like they text you that the items that we got and as soon as it's ready for pickup you get a text and he was right so now i have like i know you know i can come back tomorrow and get all the stuff that i dropped off yesterday but they didn't have that yeah when i must have

brought in this order yeah i could be crazy but in my mind if i were to run a laundry service dry clean whatever the case may be there has to be a policy in place that says if you don't pick up your item in x amount of months or days it's gone it belongs to the house i think it's on the bottom

of the receipt yeah i swear to god i think it's on the bottom of the receipt yeah the other thing to 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 i mean we're on in detroit grand rapids and toledo but i'm not driving to grand rapids or toledo to go get my dry cleaning done somebody needs to tell me there's a good dry cleaner because I'm not kidding you when I say this to you I feel like that is the one business that if you open up a really good one yeah like one that would come and pick up your crap like I my half my problem is I have a we have a little it's almost like a bag yeah and Chelsea's got like a dress in there I've got a couple of you know dress shirts from like you know our past rooftop parties or whatever the deal is and they're sitting in there I don't go take them to the dry, like, I used to do it all the time, but if there was a good one or something good, I don't know,

it's like, they do that now, where they pick it up and drop it off. People will do, man, we had

a local girl, she worked at I wish I knew her name right now, but all she told us to do was bag it up, she had a service her grandfather opened up a laundromat way back in the day in Detroit, and she's like you know, taking on the mantle in that regard she used to pick up Pray.

dress, wash, bring them back.

That's like old school fun.

Seriously. My only question is like, what do they do with the stuff they find in your pockets though? Because I've always thought about that. Because like when you talk about the rooftop party, for example, as you're just taking clothes off and throwing them in your whatever pile, like how often are you really going through and checking your pockets just to make sure?

No joke. I guarantee you whatever the party was that we threw in June or May, I still have like pants or something from it. And what I'll do is then I'll just, I almost find myself wanting to buy new clothes before I go get them dry cleaned, which is so stupid.

And a lot of that stuff, once you drop it off, it's out of sight, out of mind.

Yeah.

Like these dresses, I was like, oh, crap. I had no idea what happened to that stuff.

Well, the other thing, too, is you go by the wrong name. Have you ever had it happen where they used to call me Mr. Tom at the cameo? She'd go, hello, Mr. Tom. Or no, no, they used to call me Mr. Chelsea. Mr. Chelsea. The lady would go, hello, Mr. Chelsea. because my name would be under Chelsea, and they thought that was my last name. Got you. So I would go in back and forth, and they'd go, hello, Mr. Chelsea. You ain't got a lot.

I feel like a crazy person, though, when I go into some places, and they're like, last name, and I go through three last names.

It's like you're trying to enter a password.

They probably think I'm so shady.

How unique.

Hi. What's up? Yeah, Mojo, if you want somebody to personally come pick up your laundry, I will do it for you. I'm like the biggest fan of your husband. Oh, my gosh, no.

That's not what I was asking. I was seriously not asking that. That's so sweet of you, Unique.

You guys are amazing. I love you guys. I listen to you guys every morning. We love you.

You're so sweet. Listen, I am not that booze, although I might be that booze. Will you go do me a favor? What's the other task that you hate so much? Picking weeds. Can you come and help me pick weeds around the house? What's going on, Deja?

Hi.

Hey.

First time calling along. Yes. Deja on the phone.

What's up, Deja?

I actually have a mobile laundry service where I pick up and drop off clothes for people.

That's what Kevin was just talking about. Where do you guys do your work?

I go all over Michigan. I'm pretty much open to travel. I'm based in Metro Detroit, but I kind of go everywhere, wherever the laundry is.

That's actually a great service. How do people get a hold of you if they want to use your business?

so i have a cleaning business it's called a cleaner life you can find it on instagram and i have a laundry service under that cleaning business that is amazing what a great idea

i'm telling you i think that there's not um people nowadays are so lazy they i don't even like going to my front door to grab the door dash that's at my front door like you know what i mean like it's going to come to a point where you're going to have to have the door dash person bring to you in your house at your your couch or whatever but i think that the idea i will drop it off right to your laundry room but the idea that you don't have to do your laundry laundry

is a task that it sucks it's so i don't mind doing the laundry is putting it away putting it

away if you book a cleaning with the laundry service i will put your laundry away i told

chelsea i said to her i go why can't we just use our laundry room as our closet like you know what I mean, it stays all in one place, and then we don't have to carry it around.

I mean, right now, like between mine and Wes's laundry, we have so much stuff that's folded. It's clean. It's ready to go. It's just in stacks on our dresser. And even last night, he was like, wait, are we ever going to, like, you know, hang this up, put it away? I'm like, I don't know.

I just. That's what you use the kids for, making a game out of it or something. Oh, they're too smart for that.

They didn't hear that out already. Do you remember when you were a kid and your dad would tell you to go get a beer for him out of the refrigerator?

All the time, he would say. All the time. I do.

I mean, that was like the thing. It was like, oh, my God, this is such a good, wait a second. He's using me and trying to get me to do all of his work for him.

Happy Thanksgiving to all the people spending extra time on their phone in the bathroom to escape their crazy family. This is Mojo in the Morning.

Mojo in the Morning show. Thank you for being here with us, Mojo. Shannon, Megan, Mike, Kev. KP Lydia and Zach, good to have you guys here. I have to be quite honest with you. This was one of those things that happened yesterday that I'm not ashamed of. I'm not going to ever be ashamed of this. But some people may find it shameful. So Chelsea and I have been really trying to watch what we eat. And I've told you guys, and I've been very forthcoming with this, that I've even used the help of one of those weight loss shots. And it's amazing, by the way. For anybody that is faced with any kind of health issues because of their weight, I recommend...

you do whatever you can to lose weight and don't be ashamed of it. All right. Because being overweight is worse than anybody wondering how you've lost that weight. And I like to share that with people because I do think that there are people that, that, you know, would require this and I'd rather do this than surgery. Okay. So with that said, last night we ordered Dickie's barbecue and I love Dickie's barbecue and Chelsea and I have now gotten to this point where we don't order meals anymore for each other. Like we don't order like full on meals, even if we're doing a takeout order. We will order one meal and a couple of extra like healthy sides, like a couple extra things of vegetables, because I'd not necessarily have to eat a full meal anymore, which is kind of nice. I kind of like this because before in the past, I used to when I was a kid, I was one of six kids. it was always my mom would say finish your you know what's on your plate and i would finish what's on my plate my plate was a platter i would eat the whole thing so we got done with dinner last night and we clean up the kitchen and after we get done cleaning you know up the kitchen we do our thing go watch television we're watching reindeer baby which by the way have you guys

watched that yet wow holy christ i watched the first episode and then thought meh i'm surprised

you don't like it it's british people anytime people have that funny accent i thought you loved it um watch it though megan i'm telling you give it some time it's craziness okay so i feel like i know how it's going to end well why do i want to watch you don't i'm telling you you don't okay unless you've already read ahead but so let me get back to my dickies um we uh got done with that and then here's our routine i do prep she you know uh gets the house all kind of you know ready and deals with you know stuff that she's got to deal with and then right before we go to bed I take the two dogs out to go to the bathroom one last time I go into the kitchen and make sure everything is cleaned up for the next day and she goes into the bedroom and does her thing and so the dogs are outside doing their thing they come back inside I go into the kitchen and I realize we didn't throw away the dickies uh fully at the bottom of the garbage can they are on the top of the garbage can game changer and i got myself a spoon and i went over i opened up we have our garbage that's in our cabinet i pull out the garbage trash compactor thingy and i open it up and i'm there in the garbage leaning over eating leftover pulled pork and cool saw and i'm eating it and all i hear is tom and i can turn around and look and i've got like barbecue sauce all in my beard and stuff like that and i am caught red-handed by my wife eating out of the garbage can i'm so proud of you thank you thank you i appreciate that because i know

you have eaten out of the garbage can frequently i probably do it a couple times a month i would

like to let dickie's barbecue know that if you want me to endorse you i would and the slogan would be food so good you'd eat it out of a garbage you know what i mean like would that not be a great little like you know plug for those guys yep i look over back at chelsea this is the best part of the whole thing the funniest part of the whole thing i look back at chelsea and i go i'm talking about this tomorrow i'm adding this to my topics and i said do me a favor take a picture of me and She goes, I will not. Your kids will be so embarrassed.

I think more people do it than they would admit to. Especially how I'm visualizing this is that it's in a container. It's not like a loose sandwich in the trash.

Yes, it was still in the styrofoam. So it still had the styrofoam on it. Although the lids were not at, because when they got put in by Chelsea, she smushes them down a little bit, probably so that she doesn't eat out of the garbage can. And so it kind of had a little bit of remnants of other stuff that was on top. And then it had like papers and things that were on there. So it really wasn't like fully.

No, it's not.

Why?

It's clean. Because it's in the garbage. And you know what else goes in the garbage? What? Garbage. And you know what garbage has? Germs. You know how germs spread? Contact. It was in there, you guys, with other germy garbage.

But you have to assess the garbage when you're deciding whether to take another bite out of the garbage or not. Like if I, if my dogs pooped on the floor or something, peed on the floor and I used paper towel to clean that up. Well, first off the poop goes in the toilet, but like then the paper towels go in the garbage. I'm not going to eat out of that garbage. But if it's a bunch of dry, if it's a bunch of my junk mail, that sort of garbage, I'm eating out of the garbage all day long.

It's not. It's, it's, it's, it's all Megan. It was perfectly fine. It was actually perfectly clean. Somebody just said, Amanda just goes, Mojo went full raccoon on us.

844 mojo live 844-665-6548 is our telephone number i don't want to shame anybody i'm just hoping for somebody else to help me out with this one here i want to know are there any listeners that have ever eaten out of a garbage can and if you are a listener that has ever eaten out a garbage can what food was so good you ate out of the garbage can because i want to know about that

The last one for me was Lucy's birthday cake. She had the most beautiful birthday cake at her dad and stepmom's house, and they sent the leftovers to my house so we could all finish it and it wouldn't go to waste. Well, I had eaten so much of it just with a fork on the kitchen counter. I was like, no more. I cannot. I need to fit into a wedding dress in two weeks. I just need to get rid of this thing. Everybody was done with the cake. I could hear it singing to me from my garbage can, that ombre pink and orange frosting. and so i would go back it sounded like and i would take a spoon and literally just take a

little bite out of the garbage yeah it was so good there's nothing that's how it always is

it's always the oh i don't eat this anymore or i'm trust me i'm over this i'm done and then five seconds goes by and it's like one more bite yeah that was so good give it to me baby

Give me some more Oh What's going on Alicia what's happening It's Mojo in the morning How are ya

Good morning Mojo

How are you What's going on What food was so good You ate it out of a garbage can

You know it really don't matter Because I'm a raccoon By night I sleep eat It could be the barbecue That we threw away It don't matter I'll take it out the trash can And eat it And I don't know Till the next day When everybody's like Mom Really

Wait You actually eat it not realizing it and then the next morning that's when you find out yeah that's amazing i didn't

realize that happened that's unbelievable yeah it's kind of actually gross what i eat sometimes

what kind of what's the best uh stuff that you've ever eaten out there that you you've realized

uh i wouldn't say the best but i broke the twizzlers hanging out of my mouth and i don't He would eat Twizzlers.

See, this is interesting, because my brother claims that he sleeps eats as well, but I always thought that was just an excuse when he ate all of my favorite things.

Oh, no, it's hereditary, I think, too, because my sister used to eat frosting in the middle of the night and everything. My mom would go to make cakes and be like, where's the frosting, Kalina? No, she was lying.

Yeah, notice we got frosting, we got Twizzlers, we got all the delicious. Nobody ever says, I slept ate some broccoli last night. When you're sleepy, do you have...

I wasn't surprised if I did, though. Don't put me in the trash can and have me over for the night.

Do you have weird dreams when you're sleepy? Like, what are you thinking about in the middle of the night?

Well, I don't need to sleep food.

Yeah, you're hungry. Something makes her hungry. Susie, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. How are you?

I'm good. How are you?

Good, Susie. What was so good you ate it out of a garbage?

Oh, my God. I need food.

Oh, it's the best. And it's like fried rice in the garbage is the best fried rice ever, isn't it?

Yeah.

I'll be done. I think I'm done eating it, so I'll throw it away. And then, like, in the middle of the night, I'll be like, okay, let me look at my snack.

Yeah. Does it sing to you like Lucy's birthday cake did to me? And what did it sound like from the garbage? Yeah. What does it sound like?

Oh, my God. Eat me. Eat me. Hey.

Hey, now.

You'd have to sponsor that song.

Hey, now. Ah, it's too early in the morning. What's going on, Valerie? Hi.

Hi. I've eaten cupcakes. Not one, not two, several cupcakes. Several. Wait.

Yeah, you stopped counting after two, but you said several. I'm wondering what that number might be.

Less than six.

You know, that's all right.

What do you want to do now? I destroy everything so it's unedible. I don't care if it's dish soap. There's no going back.

Yeah. See, that's the thing, Megan. If I pour stuff on top of it, like if I pour gross things on top of the stuff, you know, like in order, like she does dish soap on there, I won't touch it.

I get your reasoning. I truly do. I just don't agree with it.

I know. I know. Have you ever tried Dickies? You got to try it.

No, but honestly, you made me want to.

It's so good. Jamie, what's going on? What did you eat out of the garbage?

Good morning. I want to say congratulations to Shannon and Wes for their... Yeah. Thank you so much. So back in July, I had gastric bypass surgery. I've lost almost 100 pounds. Congratulations.

That is amazing.

Thank you. So we went to Black Rock a few weeks ago, and so I have to eat small portions. Well, when I got home, I was still kind of hungry. You know, it's been an hour or so. and

My wife threw the thing of pita bread in the garbage. Well, I've seen it sitting on top, so I grabbed the pita bread out of the garbage and ate it.

Oh, man. How dare she throw any food away? Because when you do that surgery, you're a nibbler, right? You like to nibble.

Yeah. Yeah. I eat like nothing, barely.

Yeah. So it is one of those things where it's almost like you graze all day long, and you need to have the stuff to graze with.

Well, they tell me I have to have six small meals a day, so. Sure. Exactly.

You do not feel bad about that thing, okay? Absolutely not. Somebody just said that they ate food out of a garbage can, and after they were finished in wiping off their mouth, they looked inside and there was cockroaches inside of it. Oh, my God. Kill yourself. Jesus Christ. One more bite, though.

One more bite. Then I'm done. It's the second date update on Mojo in the Morning.

Why are you not getting a call back? We're going to find out this morning. Lainey on with us this morning, not getting a call back. So tell us, how long have you guys been talking to each other, Lainey?

We haven't really been talking to each other too long. We matched on Tinder, and I honestly just thought that we were just hooking up.

Oh, okay.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

But then when he came over, like, I actually really liked him.

oh um yeah like he bought me food oh well that it doesn't take very much but yeah that's no that's

my love language you know um so like when he came over he brought food and i just i was just surprised because i literally thought we were just hooking up wow um yeah you know but um

all right so here here's the story you thought he was just a hookup but then you thought it was a relationship and now he's not calling you back. What's the situation? We're going to find out. Second date update. Jared is on the phone with us. Jared, are you okay with being on the radio with us?

Yep, yeah, sure.

Jared, I want you to say hello to Laney.

Hey, what's up?

Hey, Jared.

Jared, I don't know if you could hear Laney speaking before I picked up the phone with you, but she's kind of feeling a little hurt that you're not talking to her. What's going on? Why are you not getting back to her or calling her or texting her?

I don't have her number. Well, there you go.

Oh, my God.

I, like, tried messaging you on Tinder, but I couldn't find you. You weren't there, so I figured you weren't into it.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

i deleted tinder after our date oh well there you go there's a misunderstanding oh my god i

totally forgot that i didn't give you my number and that i just had yours well then where's what

we're gonna do because of uh our producers tracked down jared and we're able to uh get a hold of him but we're gonna share laney's number with you jared so that you guys can get in contact with

each other uh yeah no that's cool but um uh i don't know i don't i actually don't think this is like really such a good idea anymore so wait why um nothing it's just that i'm i'm only i was only going to be in in michigan for a couple months and now i'm actually leaving earlier than i expected to so uh just there's to me there's like not really any point because i'm going to

be taken off soon so you're leaving the state yeah yeah i was only supposed to be here like temporarily for a job and uh i got moved back early so why are you going out on dates if you

knew you were leaving well i i wasn't a date like like like we were just gonna hook up that's all we talked about we like had a good time and we were gonna hook up and yeah i definitely liked and we had a good time but um then i was like i did try and reach out because i was like you know i'm here a few more weeks um and we can have some fun but now i'm you know sort of getting ready to

leave so so you're you're moving going out of state but yet still on tinder looking at relationships

uh i wouldn't say relationships and like also you never know nowadays but um not definitely

i just thought we had something special you know i just i just was he clear that he was not looking for a relationship you know i've got to give it to him like he he was clear you know like i said and it was just it was just supposed to be a hookup i just maybe maybe that's my fault you know uh uh i just i just felt something special you know um i just I guess I just caught the feels I don't usually do that so that's my bad

that's my bad this though happens a lot and I know you said Tinder but this happens even on Hinge and Bumble too and I remember back when Ellen was our producer I remember she would tell stories a lot about times that you just go out with guys and you're going out with the expectation that you're trying to meet somebody that's going to be either a friend or a boyfriend or somebody like that And there's a lot of guys that will just go out for just a hookup, not telling the girls ahead of time what their plans are. Did you guys have any discussion at all about him and what he was doing and where he's living and where he was going to live?

We did. We did. We'd had the conversation, like I said.

But did he say that he was moving out of state, that he was leaving Michigan?

Yeah, I just... This is going to sound silly. um okay i just really thought that since it was supposed to be you know for longer than obviously it is now um i honestly just thought i don't know what i don't know what i'm question um

i've never um i've never used like a dating app but my familiarity with tinder is that it is just for hooking up with people is it like i don't think that's like for serious people i mean they're married now but like was her intention on going on there to like find somebody to date or

just like find somebody to smash real quick so when you're on these sites it's pretty clear like people are very upfront about what they're looking for yeah and honestly this this this doesn't

usually happen to me um usually you know like when when we say it's just a hookup like i said like it's it's just a hookup you know um i just i don't know i just but you just got into him

What's going on, Jordan?

How are you?

Jordan?

So I feel bad for both of them because it sounds like if this guy wouldn't have moved, he probably would have been wanting to do a relationship too.

Man, he ain't moving. Wait, is that the case? You think he's lying? Come on, bro. That's just the lie.

He sounded so real off the...

He's probably legitimately moving.

No, I don't think so. Sorry, bro, but I feel like the moment he came on, he's like, oh, we had such a great time. I just didn't have your number. Then all of a sudden, he's like, oh, we'll get your number. He's like, oh, but now I'm moving. You're right.

It was like the story was being created as he was talking.

Jordan, when Kev does have it right, when he's calling it out, maybe this is just an excuse?

I mean, I'm just trying to, I mean, we always dump on the guy, so I was trying to get a little help.

Jared, is this just an excuse?

No, no, no, definitely not. No, like, I'm definitely leaving. Like, like I said, I think that...

Wait, where are you leaving?

I'm going back. I'm from Virginia, so I'm going back there.

Okay. All right. Yeah?

I just, like, I think we had a good time. I definitely would have hung out with her again. I don't know if there was, like, a deep love connection, so.

I feel like she's being very fair. I'm just meaning, like, there was just something there more than just, like, you came over so that, you know, we could hook up. Like, I just felt more than that. I don't mean like, oh, yeah, like, you're my soulmate or, oh, my goodness, I'm going to marry this guy, you know? Like, I just felt like there was more there than just, like, the one time, you know, hook up.

Michelle wants to comment. What's up, Michelle?

Hey, y'all. So I just wanted to say that I also met someone on a dating app and fell for them really hard really quick and then got ghosted. But my point of this is that whenever I heard her say that she caught feelings once he brought her food, I was just like, wait, that was the turning point? Like, the foods are so low at this point. He brought you food, and your whole heart just ignited.

That's true, though.

I feel attacked

Randy what's up it's Mojo in the morning second date update

hey Mojo how's it going good buddy he just used the app for his entire purpose I mean everybody knows since the dawn of the tender since the dawn of time it's basically

just a smack ugly that's what it is right

that that is yeah and they did it i do think it's still funny though that you just never exchanged your information i know honestly but that's where dating yeah if you're on the app

and you're talking that way if he's treating this like a hookup situation yeah which he was yeah i wouldn't give my number out either you want to you want to

Eat up again.

You'll give your vagina, but you won't give your phone number.

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