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mojo in the morning so we uh put the christmas tree up we got it up actually chelsea chelsea

put it up i helped her a little bit beautiful can i tell you something interesting though

she's not putting any ornaments on it this year oh she's just doing lights she said to uh to me She's like, I'm not putting ornaments on it because what you put on has to come back off. Yeah. And it looks honestly so clean, like with it's just white lights and it's on a tree. Yeah. And in our room, it's kind of like got the like, I don't know, it looks appropriate. Let's put it this way. It's good enough for a filter picture on Instagram. And that's all that matters.

But your tree itself is big and beautiful, too. Yeah. It looks like really elegant. Yeah.

And I'm going to say this to you. I honestly like ornaments, but I don't like the ones that Chelsea likes. Like, I like the ornaments that nothing works together. Like, it's all mismatched, but it's got, like, some part of your history there. Like, the ones that the kids make at school or something that is carried on from, like, family to family. Those kind of ornaments. Chelsea likes all the ornaments to look, you know, like, brown. You know what I mean? And it has to have a theme. Yeah. Like, an aesthetic. Yeah. You're not an ornament guy? So I am an ornament guy, but I'm not the Chelsea kind of ornament guy.

Like, I don't want, I want mine to kind of, I want mine to have, like, a piece of nostalgia to it. You know what I mean? Like, you know, oh, this is the ornament that, you know, my mom and dad gave me. You know, whatever the deal is.

I just lost one of those special ornaments, by the way. So, we cut down our tree over the weekend, which, by the way. It looked awesome. It was seriously really fun. We went to Blake's, and Smith, who's six, did the majority of the cutting. I saw him laying down. I could be the worst mom ever, but we let him have the saw and just, like, go at it.

You have finally found something to do with his aggression. And that is he can be a tree cutter.

That's amazing. He's going to be a landscapeer.

That's awesome.

It was so fun. So we got the tree in the house. And by the way, when you cut the ties off of those trees, you know, because they tie them up so you can put them on the top of your car, it's like a crescent roll package opening. Oh, my gosh. It pops, and it becomes this big tree. So I got out all of the ornaments and stuff and laid them all out because I do a Chelsea tree. I do a tree that is a pretty tree.

Decorative, yeah.

Yeah, and then I do a tree that has all of our family ornaments and the ornaments that the kids have made in school over the years because those are my absolute favorite. Well, one ornament that's really special to me is the pickle. Do you guys know about the pickle ornament? Oh, yes, the German pickle. The German pickle. You have to find it. You do?

You talked about the pickle before. Is that Shani's granny?

Shani's granny had a pickle on her tree. It is a German tradition, and she was German. Is that it? Yeah. Yeah, it's just like a little porcelain, or I don't even know what the material is. Pickle. And you hide the pickle at Christmas when the whole family's over, and whomever is the first to find the pickle gets an extra gift. That's cool. Okay? We always did lottery scratch-offs. And so, oh, yeah, that's great. So my grandma one year gave me my own pickle to start the tradition for my family and my house. So Smith is looking through all the ornaments, and he grabs the pickle. And Smith's just like, he's like a Milo, Mike. He's just a bundle of energy. And so he decided, I'm overhearing this as I'm trying to unpack another box, that he is going to take the pickle and try to throw it into the tree so it lands in the tree.

Oh, God.

As I'm saying, don't you dare. Do not do that. He throws it, it was slow-mo, flies through the air, it's going toward the tree, but it is, it's a mess, and it lands on my desk and shatters into a million pieces. I know, I don't have my pickle from Shani's Granny anymore. No, it wasn't anything expensive, I'm sure she got it at like, you know, Target or Kohl's or whatever, but to me, the sentimental value was...

See, that's the part of putting up the nostalgia trees that you kind of get bummed out about is that that once they're done, that ornament, you know, most likely is not going to last forever. Right. Or it falls off and it breaks. And that's like the worst. The worst is when it's something that means something to you. Like in this case, Chaney's granny was so special to you. Yeah, that's oh, gosh, you're in a pickle. You're in a. But now the joking matter. Now you just, I'm sorry, it was there, it was there. That wasn't kosher enough for you guys? Yay! Listen, I'm going to say this to you, though. That might be one of the reasons why Chelsea doesn't want to do the nostalgia, because a lot of those ornaments were ornaments that she got when she was a kid that literally she keeps wrapped up and kind of holds on to. But if you don't see them, you don't see them. But it does, like you have that fear that they are going to break, and what happens with that? Has that ever happened to any of our listeners where the one, you know, thing that, yeah, the ornament breaks. Like, that's the one that's the last one that goes up on the frickin' tree.

Yeah.

Like, why the heck did it, why did you not have that in a special, more special place?

Well, I have them, I have all my special ornaments in an ornament box. Yeah. Like, they each have their own compartment, you know, and that's where I had it, but I had everything laid out because I was going to get ready to put everything on the tree. And he, I mean, he wanted to help. It was an accident.

Do you think your dad has a pickle?

My dad does have a pickle. So he does? I think she got it.

Well, no, but I'm saying you guys.

But he's got to keep his pickle from Shane's brain.

But I wonder if he would hand that down to you.

Yeah.

Not until Smith is of age to not throw pickles. I think you got to get your own pickle and, like, start a whole new pickle tradition. It won't be the same. It's not the same.

It's not the same.

Never mind. I tried. By the way, it does have the meaning to it, and buying something new doesn't work. It doesn't work. There's no substitute. What is, for the listeners, 844-MOJO-LIVE, what is that one ornament that's on your tree or the ornament or decoration that you have that you're like, oh, this was the thing that so-and-so gave me or grandma? It's like every Christmas movie always has something like that.

god that's mom's you know whatever it is placing atop the tree yeah exactly the family stone i'm excited to start traditions are you we don't have anything like that but i think that's really

in your family there was no like big thing that you guys did at the holidays my mom she used to

have a nativity scene that she used to put out and then one year somebody stole baby jesus

out the front lawn really are you kidding me i'm that that person by the way will be condemned to

hell you can't steal baby jesus it's just baby jesus too they left mary i think they took joseph too oh i'm telling you do you think that they were missing a set and they were looking to

let me drove around the neighborhood my mama was pissed did you guys ever have other people's

decoration become your family tradition because we had hacky jesus which was hockey jesus let me tell you in my neighborhood i grew up in and i can say this now we don't live there woodstream farms in sylvania there was a family that always had a hockey net behind their nativity season as their bard for baby jesus oh that's great and it was hockey jesus every year it

wasn't christmas heather what's up hi i had a little baby tree that i used to put up when my Ibusha put up her big tree when I was a kid and my daughter threw it away last year. So I had to replace baby tree with a new baby tree this year, but I got black ornaments for it to mourn.

Oh, man. What's up, Brooke? How you doing? It's Mojo in the morning.

Hi, how are you guys? We're good. What's going on? So my great-grandmother, well, my great-great-grandmother, who I was named after, she handed down through the generations an ornament that was so old the hair on it actually has it's like horse

hair oh really like they use like real yeah wow yeah i had one of those really really old plugs

that you can't find nowadays everything well one christmas after i had moved away for college and whatnot my stepdad went to put it on the tree and he missed the stem and it fell off in the pit broke in the light bulb that you cannot buy

Oh no. Oh my god. That's the worst.

It was going to be my ornament or my star

this year. Yeah. That's the worst when that happens. Because we've had ornaments over the years, like the first year ornaments, like the ones that they would make, you know, and the kids and those have kind of all probably gone for broke. You know what I mean? Like the stems of the ornaments always end up breaking off

first. Or like the construction paper ones. They get so like nasty. It lasted at least, like, 90 years. Wow.

One year, Ellie thought she lost all of her ornaments, so I went to her parents and got, like, old pictures of her and had the kids make her ornaments. They're hideous. They're absolutely hideous.

But I bet those are her favorite.

Yeah, they are. But we found her ornaments now, and now those ornaments get placed in the back of the Christmas tree because they're so... But she loves them because they made them, and she didn't have ornaments at the time, but they look so bad.

Sue, your nostalgic, beautiful things got ruined. Who ruined them?

My little puppy.

Oh, God.

It ate the tree. It tore up all of my kids. They're grown now. I had every ornament they ever made me through school, and it ate every one of them. And my topper I had when my first kid was born 33 years ago.

Wow. Oh, my God.

Oh, I could just cry right now. Oh, good thing that puppy was cute, right? Yeah. Yeah. Kind of. I just didn't think about it when I put it up.

Yeah. Katrina, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

Hey, keep on the sad momentum. I was in the process of moving, and I don't remember what I did with it, but I had a bag with all of my ornaments from when I was a kid, All the ornaments my dad gave me, the ornaments that my kids made, everything. And somehow the whole bag got thrown away.

Oh, no, that's the worst. That's the worst when they don't even break. You just totally misplace them.

Years and years of memories just gone.

Oh, geez. Wow. This is actually a funny texter that says, after my divorce, my dad got me an ornament to help make me smile. It said, three wise men, be serious.

If turkeys go extinct and we start eating roadkill on Thanksgiving, I got dibs on the raccoon. Happy Thanksgiving. This is Mojo in the Morning.

It's Mojo in the Morning Show. I had a weird thing happen to me yesterday. I went to Whole Foods. Now, that's not the weird part, even though I don't go there very often. I get intimidated going to places like Whole Foods. foods and trader joe's when i walk into those stores i feel like they look at me and go you should be at aldi or kroger you wherever but i walk in i wanted to go because somebody had told me about a gluten-free product that they had okay and i was like all right i'm gonna try this thing and then i got the shopping cart and i started going oh i'm gonna see what else they go and do and i went shopping hungry you ever shop hungry that's the best idea worst decision you could ever do right so i pull my cart out and i start putting a couple things into my cart and then i'm like oh i think i know exactly where the gluten-free thing is and i realized it was in a aisle that i went to prior and i'm like all right i'm just gonna leave the cart right here and i'm gonna go walk and get it turn the corner walked grabbed it all right good turn around the corner i see from probably me to shannon away a lady with my cart and i'm gonna take the i'm gonna unplug myself here for one second so I can stand up for a second. And I see her from a distance and she's doing this. Ready? She's in my cart grabbing stuff putting it on the shelf. Grabbing stuff putting it on the shelf. She's emptying my cart and putting everything that I had on a shelf. There's like four items or five items in there. And then she starts walking away with my cart.

Why?

The bitch was stealing my cart. so i'm like i'm like hi ma'am that's mine that's mine and she kind of looks and then keeps going and starts pushing faster and i'm like that was my cart and she just leaves and turns the corner and i'm like do i confront her or what do i do who does that whole foods people do that i go to the i so i finally go and get another uh i ended up getting a little basket yeah because i'm like all right i'm not gonna get that much anyway but i go get a basket i go grab my stuff off the the shelf you know i'm still holding my one item that i that made me lose my cart and i go to the the checkout area and i said to the girl that's at the checkout area which by the way the people at whole foods they don't look like they're going to be nice but they're actually were not so nice and so chatty they look like they honestly are a little granola for me okay very kind like i wanted to say are you wearing socks and deodorant and if you have deodorant Is it good smelling deodorant or is it the kind that makes your pit smell?

Did you make it yourself?

Yes. You have a crystal in your armpit. Yes.

So I said to her, I go, hey, you know, I don't really shop here very much, but can I ask you a question? And I go, is this unusual? I had a woman steal my cart and she goes, that ain't unusual at all. We get it all the time. People talk about that all the time. What? There are cart thieves at Whole Foods.

Why Whole Foods? Because to me, it's not one of those places like a Target where you go in to grab two things and you end up coming out with 200.

I don't know. That's not Whole Foods to me. I don't understand what it is. Shannon, you know, first off, you did that at Meijer, you'd get stabbed. They would never allow you to steal it. Well, not that, not stabbed. But you get somebody that would beat you over the head. You know what I mean? Like if you did that, you can't steal stuff out of people's cards.

No, Walmart is where a public fight would break out. All right, Walmart, you're right.

At Walmart, you're in a full-on gun battle or something. I don't know. It's just like loud yelling. Like, we're not going to do anything, but hey. Yes, we love higher.

Also, Whole Foods stores, at least the ones that I've been to, aren't that humongous. So if you realize you need a cart, it's not like you're walking across a mire, for example, to go get yourself a cart.

There have been situations, I won't say at Whole Foods, but you'll go to a grocery store, And for some reason, the cart guy or gal doesn't put the carts where they're supposed to go. They're just backed up all where, you know, outside in a parking lot where they have the little storage area. They're all there. But I'm more pissed off that the lady just put all your stuff in an aisle where it didn't belong. Yeah. So you got all these random products in an aisle.

And some was for fruits. You know what I mean? Like, I got some oranges and stuff.

Were they the caracara oranges?

They're so good. They're so good. What's going on? Tawny, hi.

Hi, yeah, so I texted in because at the Croker in Toledo on Glendale, this happens literally all the time, and it makes me so mad. I think within the last two months, I've had my cart stolen at least four times.

What's up with these people that can't go to the cart corral and get their own cart?

And where do they steal it from? Because if you walk in, all the carts are right in front of the door, and I may be getting, you know, alcohol, so you can't take the cart into the little area. and I'll be checking out, getting a drink and they're stealing my cart full of groceries. So they literally passed all the carts before they even took mine. And they put that gate up in that location so it's

to get in. But shout out to the South End.

I don't understand. Here's the thing I don't understand. I don't understand what it is about the fact that you can't just get a cart when you're walking in. Did you think you were going into the store to sit there and browse?

You're going into the store, you would think you would just grab a cart. How many times have you walked in the grocery store and said, I'm going to get grapes? And by the time you realize it, you got five things under your arms. If I get grapes, I have the big cart. And I walk up there with one big cart with one thing of grapes in it. I'm at least getting the mini cart. I might not get the big cart, but I might at least get it.

I love those mini carts. Absolutely.

I love the mini cart. Guys, you have to get a basket. And then you put so much stuff in it that you're like limping through the aisle.

But you've committed.

And you're not getting a cart because you're not going to over shop.

Yeah, I always do the mini carts, and then next thing I know, I've got so much stuff in the mini cart, they're looking at me like, you fool, you should have grabbed the bigger one. Hi, Haley.

It's Kaylee.

Kaylee, sorry about that. What's happening?

So, this actually happened to me recently at a Kroger, but I have a tile piece in my wallet, and I set it off in the store so it was beeping, because you're looking for your product. and the person was like, something's wrong with our cart. Something's wrong with our cart.

You know what? I think I'm going to do that. I think I'm going to put it in one of these carts and see if somebody steals it again. I'll go to Whole Foods today and see exactly what happens.

Yeah, it was pretty funny.

Whatever happened to Whole Foods having a bar in it? Wasn't it at a bar? They had a bar still do.

They took it out of the one thing. They had a bar? Yeah. It's now the Amazon return.

Amir, what's up?

Hey, what's going on?

What's going on, Amir?

I'm driving right now.

Yeah, but Amir, do you know the card thief?

Yeah, I am a card thief, actually.

Oh. Are you serious?

Why do you do what you do? I don't know, honestly. I guess I'll just be a card. I mean, because carts just lay around the building all the time, wherever you're at. You see them everywhere.

So you rat bastard. Yeah, do you take the stuff out and just throw it up on the counter, too? Or do you actually take their cart full of stuff and buy that stuff?

No, I don't buy it. I have taken the things out before, but sometimes I do just leave it in there. Are you looking forward to help?

Yeah, that's right.

But you have to do the whole thing where you make the announcement.

Is this anybody's? Is this anybody's? You know what I mean? You have to do it like that. Yeah, you can't just steal it. What's going on, Will? Hi. Hey, how's it going? Good, man. What's happening? How much? First time caller, long time listener. Stop.

Will's on the phone.

What's going on?

I actually had a woman steal my cart out of the self-checkout line right before I was paying for it, and she bolted out the door with it. Didn't even pay for it. What? Didn't even do anything. Yeah, and I don't know if you guys are aware of the rules. You actually, if you're working at a grocery place like Kroger or Walmart, if you're working there, you cannot chase the people. You just have to let them go. And that's when I was working at Walmart at the time. She just took it and just ran.

So had you already rung it through and paid for it when that happened, or were you paying?

I was about to. I had the eggs in my hand ready to scan, and then all of a sudden, she comes out of the blue and, boop, gone.

I'm back alive. Yeah. By the way, that's the time that you wish that you got the cart with the one wheel that goes sideways. Yep, yep, 100%. Yeah. You're like, what the hell's going on? What's up, Abby?

Hey, how are you guys?

We're good. What's happening, Ab?

So when I was seven months pregnant, we were at Menards getting wood for our nursery to decorate it. You have to, like, go up the stairs to get the wood. And I come back down, seven months pregnant, and some lady took my cart.

Oh, no. You can't take a pregnant lady's cart.

So my husband had to go track one down for me.

You know what? You don't take a pregnant lady's cart. You want to know why you don't? Because the hormones can get crazy. I could see you opening up a can of whoop-ass on her, right?

I was definitely saying some things. My husband was like, quiet, quiet.

This is why there's so many videos. Those videos you see people fighting in the grocery store, you're like, how did this start? This is how it starts. This is an interesting one. Ashley, what's going on?

Hi.

Hi, Ashley.

Yeah, so I was like, you know what? I'm just going to call. I'm just going to do it. People are probably listening. They're going to know it's me. But, yeah, I was at Kroger and walked away with someone else's cart, but unintentionally thought it was my car it was like a busy just a busy day and i wasn't thinking and walked away and halfway across the store i looked down and that was not my stuff and it was not my purse oh no i didn't know where my stuff was in my purse so yeah that

I had a little bit of a panic moment and walked around aimlessly. And then a lady came up to me and was very nice and asked if that was her cart.

Oh, thank God.

She was nice.

God, that was. Did she have good things in there, though?

I don't even remember. I think I just panicked.

I always look at other people's carts and I'm like, oh, man, I want to hang with them tonight. We got every flavor of Doritos in there. Happy Thanksgiving to some of you. This is Mojo in the morning. All right. It is the Mojo in the Morning Show. KP, I want to do you up next here. I want to get a topic going here with you. Sure. You recently went to Nashville, right, on a show trip?

I did. A couple weeks ago, they sent me there to do some training for our new studio. So I was learning a bunch of camera stuff. And they set me up in a fun little hotel. It's nice.

KP, for those that don't realize this, is actually money smart. For somebody that is mid-20s, living on her own, does well, she's good at making sure that she puts everything on the company's dollar.

Yes. I don't know if I'm money smart. Maybe I'm just Tony's favorite, I guess.

Yeah, what is the story with this? In all the years that I have been here at this radio station, he has sent you to more training episodes than he sent me to.

I actually really, really love learning. It's like my favorite thing to do. And the reason I was going down this trip was because we had someone from National come in to help us with our stuff. Fritz, we all know Fritz, he's great. And he actually invited me to come with him somewhere else. I was supposed to go to another state. And he was like, I want you to shadow me to learn all this stuff so you can bring it back to your market and we can do better stuff on social. And then it turned into, they changed the location on Asheville, which is perfect because I love Asheville. So it wasn't my idea, it wasn't Tony's idea. It was Fritz.

So all I have to do is say I love learning. That's what I got out of here. Say, I love learning. Okay, cool. They will know that that's not true. Hey, guys, I love learning. I'd love to learn in the Bahamas.

But here's the thing with KP. And I want you guys to tell us if you're as frugal as KP is, because she was very smart. She was money-wise with what you did. What did you do with the breakfast, early breakfast?

So every morning there was breakfast, and I made sure that I selected the hotel that had complimentary breakfast. And they had an omelet bar. It was fantastic. I'd go every morning, hang out. It was actually, I don't know why this hotel had so many old people. It was old people and me at the omelet bar. And the last day I was there, I had my little omelet ticket because they were giving you punches for the day. They closed early. And I was so upset. Like, I was a minute late. I was one minute late from the new time schedule. They changed it. And the lady goes, mm-mm-mm. So I couldn't get my omelet. And I was so mad. I knew it was coming back in a couple weeks for a festival and I walked into that Best Western and I got my damn omelet look at you five weeks later I went up to the omelet bar and I gave my ticket and she didn't even notice that I I mean I don't know how she noticed

so you kept your ticket from Nashville the trip that you did and then when you went back to Nashville you went back to the same place just for that breakfast

yep wasn't even a resident at the hotel

Do people ever, you know this, like Hampton Inn, I think has like the, you know, eat free breakfast thing. And then I think there's a couple of these little hotels that are right here by the studios. Do people ever just go in there and just go get free breakfast?

I'm not stealing. I had a punch. Y'all just changed the date on me, didn't let me know. Or changed the time.

And it wasn't a dateable thing.

They didn't have a date on it so that you could do it.

No, they said free omelet.

I'm the guy that will go into the liquor store and buy a lottery ticket and have no idea where it is. Meanwhile, KP's able to save omelet tickets for weeks on end. I don't have the mind.

Knowing that weeks later, she's going to be in Nashville again, and I'm going to get. How far was the free omelet from where you were staying?

It was a couple-minute walk because my friend lives right next door in the apartment complex. I got up, made sure I got up before Turner. What about your friend?

Did your friend get anything or she stayed home?

No, I only had one punch left, so she had to make an exit home.

I've wanted to try this as a scam, but we work in the morning. I've wanted to go. There's a Hampton Inn off of M5. And I went in there one time to pick up our old morning show consultant. And I picked him up in the morning and walked in. and they just smelled of, like, beautiful breakfast. And I thought to myself, I'm like, I wonder if they know if you stay there or not. Like, just go, I'm 201. You know what I mean?

Or throw out a number like that. I've done this for sure. I've done this multiple times. Especially when I was younger, and we used to get super blow, like, super high. And then.

have one of those all-nighters for real yeah you just wake up in the morning you got free food right there oh i'd have been broken it before too like i know they got fresh bagels yeah they got cereal yogurt i also want to know by the way i want you to call 844 mojo live and tell us if you've ever done this but i also want to know are there any people that have ever been kicked out of a buffet my wife gets embarrassed chelsea you get embarrassed because i have said that one of my goals in life was to get kicked out of the old country buffet you why you don't like buffets why Why do you not like buffets?

No, because everyone touches all the food. They breathe on the food. I don't think there's anything wrong with...

There's a sneeze guard right there that keeps you in.

Yeah, but no, little kids come up and touch it.

Not even a Pizza Hut buffet? Remember when they used to have it?

Well, I did that when I was little, but before I knew.

We used to have a place in Tucson where Chelsea and I met called Shakey's. Shakey's Pizza. And they had the best pizza buffet I have ever seen. And then here by the radio station, there was a place called Tomatoes that used to have a buffet. Well, now it's a strip club. Shakey's. That's right. All you can eat. Ryan, what's going on?

It's to the buffet. Good morning, you guys. How you doing?

You know what, Ryan? We're just chugging along. To be honest with you, how are we doing?

I like it. I like what your guys' significant others. Good to hear a little difference. But you were killing me when you said, do people go in and scam on the breakfast? I worked at Comcast as a contractor for years. And when you're out there, you know, sometimes you have to find a place to relieve yourself. Well, I walked into the hotel, and I noticed there was a breakfast buffet. And I'm thinking, well, I'm hungry. So I grabbed a bagel. A couple days later, I went in there and had a full breakfast. And then it just became a routine. Every couple, you know, every day or two, I'd go into a different hotel and get some breakfast. You're kidding. And they never? No, it was stupid probably, but now I just laugh about it.

You're the reason they lock up the Froot Loops. Do they really keep the Froot Loops behind? Yeah, they lock all the good stuff. They know you're not taking bananas. You're going for the Frosted Flakes and the Tater Tots. That's why there's no Tater Tots. Every time you go to a hotel, it's because people from the streets just walk in and eat it all.

It's Ryan the Cable Guy.

So now, well, here's the thing. So now I do a little Uber driving from time to time. I have not, I can say I have not skipped grabbing a bagel if I have to use the bathroom while I'm Ubering.

Oh, my God. That laugh is the greatest. V, what's up, V? How you doing?

I checked it in. You guys were talking about taking free food from hotels.

Yes.

My junior year of high school, I would have a buddy who would go in before school, and he's now permanently banned from all Hilton. What?

He got banned from the entire Hilton Hotel chain, huh?

At least in Michigan. He would go to the same one, and they eventually started catching on.

Wow. Seriously, that guy's a legend.

Do they have a picture of him on the door? I wouldn't be surprised.

That's great. Emily would like to say that her dad has been kicked out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Yeah. So it's one of those stories that's a staple in the family. I swear, every holiday, they tell us this story. My two uncles and my dad, they went to an all-you-can-eat crab buffet. And the owners came out and were like, you guys need to leave. You're going to put us out of business. You've got to go.

How much did they eat to get kicked out of an all-you-can-eat crab leg buffet?

I'm not going to lie. Based on what I'm hearing in the story, I think about three refills. Oh, my gosh.

Crab legs are tough, though. It's a lot of work to get a little bit of pleasure, you know? I'm not a crab leg guy because it's literally like you work off the food trying to crack open the thing.

Yeah. They must have been there long enough to work it all off and just keep going. I'm just saying. I don't know. It's nature's ozempic.

It is. It truly is.

All right. Listeners are texting in locations close to the radio station of hotels that we should try this at. I'm living. We should just try one day. See, what time do they end? What time is their breakfast over with at? I would love to.

Yeah, make sure you check the schedule before they get you.

I know. And you got to figure out where they actually put people. You know, pay off the maid or something like that. Give her a tip.

Catching cheaters. I'm proud of it. Ow, I'm sorry. Get your home for War of the Roses on Mojo in the Morning.

Madison, will you tell everybody why you think that your boyfriend is cheating on you?

Yeah, so for the last couple of months, I've been noticing he's been Snapchatting this girl. And I just feel like something's going on between the two of them.

Well, obviously. Why is he snapping?

Who was the girl, did you ask?

I don't really know her. They went to college together, and he says they're just friends, but it just, I don't know, it feels really weird.

But he is at least admitting that he is talking to her, but saying that there's nothing going on between the two of them?

Yes, and I do have some anxiety, and I do look at his phone occasionally, so I have seen that they've been talking. But it's easy to say that there's nothing going on when the messages disappear. Oh, yeah.

Do you ask him if he talks to her through text or DM, too?

No, I haven't really, like, asked, no.

Because it is a little shady that he's on just Snapchat talking to her.

Yeah.

Is that how he talks to you or talks to other people, too?

No, no, like, we text.

And does he have a lot of people that he snaps with?

Um, I don't know. Like, I don't know.

You don't see any others that are in there with him?

I guess I don't know.

How did you guys meet? Did you guys meet in person or dating?

No, we actually met on Hinge.

He's a social butterfly. He's got all his bases covered. We're going to see what he does when we call him up to see who he'll send a dozen free roses to.

Okay.

All right, I want you to hang on the phone for just one second. We're hoping that the flowers go to Madison.

hello hello hello hey can you hear me better now hi is it shane hey this is shane hi shane

My name is Nicole and I'm calling from a brand new online floral company called rosesbloom.com with an offer for some free flowers. You sound busy. This will take 30 seconds. If you answer two survey questions for us, we're actually going to give you a dozen long stemmed red roses that you can send to the person of your choice anywhere in the country. Totally free of charge to you. We're just trying to spread the word about our new business. Chain. hello Shane hi hello you sound like you're in a tunnel Shane hey oh hi did you um did you want to go ahead and do the survey and send the flowers uh yeah sure okay um have you purchased flowers in the last six months Shane? I don't think so. Okay do you plan on purchasing flowers in the next six months? I could potentially yeah. Okay as a thank you for participating the survey rosesbloom.com is gonna give you that dozen long-stemmed red roses and so let's get these going in terms of who they're gonna go to and we'll get some information from you so i need to start with a first and a last name for who the roses will go to yes and they can we'll send them out this afternoon just so you know when they're going out sure um can i send it to gabby okay and do you have a phone number for gabby yeah okay is that 847 uh-huh uh-huh okay and i am going to start a profile for you shane just so hopefully when you order flowers from us in the future this is going to be a much faster process gabby is on your profile now i just need um her relationship to you what do you need for me what is her really i have her phone number in here i need her relationship to you uh it just makes me my girlfriend okay and shane we do something unique at rosesbloom.com where we offer a digital voice card instead of a paper card, so you can leave your own message and that'll get texted to Gabby when the flowers get delivered so she can play and hear who they're from along with a little message from you. So we're going to go ahead and record that, okay?

Okay, like now? Yep, I'm going to

count you down and then just say something short and sweet.

Okay.

Three, two, one.

Yo, Gabby, you're like My ferverest patient ever.

Okay. And Shane, I also have to let you know that this call is being recorded for quality and training purposes. Are you okay with that?

Oh, yeah, sure.

Okay. And Shane, I'm going to just tell you a couple last things, and then I'm going to let you go, and we'll send those flowers off.

Okay.

Okay, I just want to let you know one quick thing before we do. That while we've been talking to you on the phone, that your girlfriend, not Gabby, but Madison, has been listening in and just heard you send flowers to another girl.

S***.

Shane, this is not a joke. This is the Mojo in the Morning show, Shane. And Madison has been listening in to this phone call and just heard you send flowers and call some other girl your girlfriend. Shane?

Yeah?

Madison is on the phone right now. Madison?

Yeah.

What did you want to say to Shane?

I just, I don't even know what I'm supposed to say. Like, I just, I knew it. I knew, I knew it. I don't understand why you would do this to me. Like, why you would waste my time.

i don't know why you have to do this in public

that's what you're that's what you're upset about yeah kind of okay kind of up okay

well you cheating on me i think is a little bit worse than me doing this in public so Shane, I think that Madison has tried to talk to you about it by asking you who you're talking

to on your phone and asking you questions about the people you're talking to. That was the private part, but you lied about that.

Uh-huh.

I get it.

How long have you been in a relationship with this other girl?

And do I need to tell you that now in front of everyone? How's that going to help you?

Well, it might help Madison. And does that other girl, does that girl Gabby that you sent the flowers to, does she know about Madison?

no

yes she will now

you are in a big mess my friend

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I knew it, I knew, I knew it. I don't understand why you would do this to me, like why you would waste my time.

i don't know why you have to do this in public

that's what that's what you're upset about yeah kind of okay kind of up okay

well you cheating on me i think is a little bit worse than me doing this in public so

I'm telling you, you don't have to be a rocket scientist to know that if he's just communicating with somebody over Snapchat nowhere else, then that there's something going on.

be quite honest with you the message he left on the card made me realize he's not a rocket scientist oh my god i i'll have to play that back in a second here because that was like he played that thing back oh man it's like could you imagine you open up that thing and you get that message from him whatever makes me sound like a genius oh my god jessica what's going on

it's mojo in the morning war of the roses hey guys love you well we love you too we love you too I was, yeah, I agree with you, Mojo. That message he left, it almost sounded like he was trying to, like, start a rap or something. Like, no!

He was going in.

And just immediately, no. And, I mean, just what a complete and utter douchebag. So even if, let's just say Gabby listens to the message, she's going to be done with him anyway after that.

If you hope. Hold on, here it is.

yo gabby you're like my perfect person ever you're like my perfect person ever i would say that's a 2023 summit

i don't know how old how old he is or or what um but yeah i mean all i can say is douchebag and uh she went with her gut and she was right and i'm proud of her for saying we don't need to talk any further like this is that because i i can't stand it when you can just hear over the radio that that you know the women are going to go back or if they've already right it's like why why'd you why'd you do it yes yes thank you for the call appreciate you jessica love you

kayla what's going on it's mojo in the morning how are you hey good morning good morning

um so i was gonna say for the snapchat thing like it depends on the person not everybody only uses it for cheating like i prefer to just send my friends a video rather than a long text but the fact that this man had like the nerve and the gall and the gumption to be mad at her

the goal um by the way you're so special real quick i got a special message for you

Gabby, you're like my first person ever. Relationship's over right there.

You've got to get some love music, some really soft music and make a love song out of that. I can do that. I'll do that.

What's going on, Lindsay? Voice Disguise. Is that your real name or is that an alias?

It's not my real name. Okay, what's going

on?

I dated a guy for six years that did the same thing. He cheated on me for Snapchat.

and how'd you bust out

a co-worker told me that her friend was getting messages from him and then she confronted me about it and I confronted him and he was like no I deleted Snapchat it's not on there and then I went on his Snapchat and if it was like recent messages you can even if it's deleted you can message the person and then all of those old messages will pop up and I saw them

wow I'm not I think you just had a lot of people there who might not have known that. What did you read?

He was just saying really inappropriate things to her, just implying and basically saying he wanted to have relations with her and all these dirty things, and she knew that we were in a relationship. But, I mean, it was a while by then.

Lindsay, I asked this question because earlier this week we asked somebody something kind of similar, like where you found out that the guy was actually using the same pet name. when he was saying some dirty things that he wanted to say to her or do to her would he do that to you too would he send you messages saying i'm going to do this to you no he wouldn't so what is the explain that to me then is it that he didn't think that you're the type of person that would want to do dirty things or he wanted to treat you more like like with class and he wanted her just for the ass?

Yeah, I think so. He just wanted to. He, like, told him, he told her all his, like, sexual fantasies and stuff, and he said that he felt like he couldn't tell me those things.

Wow. And he never talked to you about his sexual fantasies? He did

a little bit, but he talked to her way more

about it. So, when he would tell you this, and I'm not trying to be a therapist here, but when he told you that, did you discount his sexual fantasies or make him feel like he was a freak for having the sexual fantasies and maybe that might explain like what he's doing and what

you know why he's searching for something i mean it would it would be things like having a threesome and i just wasn't comfortable with that okay and another thing was um having like sex with somebody of a different race and i mean obviously i can't do that for him he wanted wait he wanted this is

interesting. He wanted you

you and he or just you to have sex with somebody of a different race of him he wanted to oh he so he would say he would want who did he want to have sex with um a black girl so he wanted

to have some black girl booty so he just asked you if he could cheat right yeah yeah that's interesting yeah and i told him no and then he tried finding somebody else that would do stuff Okay, can I ask another question?

Sure. You don't have to ask, by the way. It's not a press conference. Sorry, I don't know. We have time. Yes, Megan Mick up in the front row. Where are you from? What's your organization?

So many questions. Hello, Megan Mick, Mojo in the Morning, WKQI Detroit. Question, why stay with him after he asked you? That, to me, is like a huge red flag. I'm surprised you say that you even found him cheating. Why stay?

You know, I've asked myself that many times.

Oh, okay. My bad. I'm sorry.

No, it's okay. No, it's okay. No, I stayed with him way, way longer than I should have. I still believe that he would be a different person, but he wasn't. And, yeah, I think that was, like, I still stayed with him, like, three years after that. So that was...

Hey, real quick, Mojo here, Associated Press. He wanted to have sex with a black girl. The girl that he was snapping with, was she a black girl?

No, she was white. Okay.

All right, she's asking. And for the record, black booty's great. I don't know Black Booty Lovers Real quick Before we end this whole thing By request By request

Come on Yo Gabby you're like My perfect patient ever Yo

He needs to be a drop.

Yeah, I was just going to say, we should take out the Gabby part, and when the callers call in, that's the response.

My first person ever.

Now I'm going to have the song in my head the rest of the day.

The home of the second date update. War of the Roses. This is Mojo in the Morning.

I do have a question. It's Mojo in the Morning Show. I have a question to ask. Am I just so behind the times that I just don't understand this concept anymore? I've had two friends in the last week that I've called, and they did not answer the phone. And then they responded to my missed call through a text moments after that, saying, hey, before you call next time, text me. And I looked at the first one like, okay, maybe he was busy. Then the second one came, and I'm like, is this now a thing? before i call you text you if i wanted to text you i would have just text you i want to call you why is it that i now have to text you before i'm going to call you okay so there are a few people

that i do that too and it's people who work in a specific job that i don't want to disrupt them with a phone call like their phone actually buzzing so i'll say hey can you talk right now my sister's a physical therapist for example so she's a doctor of physical therapy so if i need to talk to her rather than like blow up her phone i'll be like hey can you chat right now and then

if she says yes i'll call her yeah that makes sense these guys don't have a good job okay these guys got ds jobs like we have but it's but it's but okay i i understand listen i understand that it's we're in a texting generation but why do i have to go through the one extra step to text you that i'm going to call you like hey i'm gonna call you i'm confused pick up the phone right Say it again, I'm confused. So, I'm calling them because I need to talk to them about something, or I want to talk to them about something, or I just want to talk. Yeah. And they want me to text them, hey, I'm going to call you in a little bit, pick up your phone, or hey, hey, I'm going to call you. That's what they want. Gotcha. I got it. So, they want me to actually text them before I call them.

Maybe they're embarrassed that it's you that's calling, so they want to make sure that they are in a very private place to take your phone call.

Why would I be embarrassed?

I don't know. You tell me.

Do they want to talk? No, they do. Eventually, I talk to them. So they're not like they're just texters. Gotcha. Because I would do that to somebody I didn't want to talk to right then. I was like, look, bro, if I'm chilling in the bed watching TV or something, I just respond. Just text me. Yeah, just text me.

Now, my other sister, if

If I call her, she will bump my call and go, why are you calling me? Why don't you just text me? I'm like, because I actually want to talk to you.

You know what the other thing is? I don't know if this happens with your family members. You ever call a family member and they answer, what's up? What's wrong? They automatically think just because you're calling that something is tragically wrong because they normally just want to text. Megan's just an all text her.

No, I hate texting. You're a FaceTimer. Yeah.

You're a FaceTimer? Yep.

I would much rather talk to you on the phone than text you.

I FaceTimed with you, and you put the phone down. Sometimes I look at the ceiling.

Yeah, but the difference is I usually FaceTime with people who are happy to be on FaceTime with me, whereas you look around, and you find things to make fun of. So I usually just give you the ceiling.

I do. I want to see if her place is clean.

This is how he portrays me to listeners. She's going to be in a cult. She's uncleanly. Shannon's been in my place. How clean and organized is my place?

Honestly, it's so freaking clean. I go home and feel like I need to clean my house.

By the way, she texts while she drives. I don't know how you get away with that sometimes.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Yes.

Do you think I text you while I drive?

I think I can hear you driving.

On the text? Yeah. You can hear me driving on the text? Or I mean, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I meant she FaceTimes when she drives. So you're FaceTiming when you drive. Yeah, no, I'll FaceTime when I drive.

I'm not looking at it.

what's what's up erica hey um i agree i'm one of those people text me if you say hey can you chat can you talk right now because sometimes you don't feel like talking on the phone so you have

to before i call erica i have to text you erica i'm going to call you yes especially facetime

because i may not be able to facetime at that moment because you might be naked no i just may not be in the place where i may be out and can't facetime in the public oh okay all right monica

What's going on?

Hello?

Hi. How are you?

Oh, hi. I would just say that, you know, maybe being a mom, I totally get this, but I'll text my other mom's friends and be like, hey, you're busy. I need to call you and talk to you about something. And then they'll, like, call back in a few minutes just because we're both busy with the kids and don't want them screaming in the background.

Oh, so basically you're saying, hey, is this a good time or not by doing that text?

Yeah, just because there's, you know, a lot of commotion going on and you don't want to be, like, talking to a child when you're trying to have a conversation with another adult.

Yeah. Sometimes I will text people before I call them to see if they can talk about a person that they possibly could be with. You know what I mean? Yeah.

That's true.

Because you don't want to say something. Like, I have to all the time now when I call people, I have to say, hey, are you with anybody? Because sometimes I've done it before I started having the conversation. and they're like, ah, so-and-so is there with me right now.

How much spit are you talking?

Well, one of them is our boss. Anytime I talk to Tony Travato, I have to be careful sometimes because I think he sometimes will pick up in his office and I'll say, hey, are you on the handheld? You know what I mean? Instead of being on his phone with the little speaker.

He's talking about us.

Chelsea and I were in an elevator this weekend. And we were at a hotel, and we were in an elevator this weekend with a guy who had the phone on speaker. And the entire time, all he was doing was sitting there trying to explain to his girl that he was not fooling around on him. So it was basically the whole time going, I don't know what's going on. What's happening? You're texting me to something. What are you texting? Turn the mic off?

On.

Turn the mic on.

The WSNX mic.

Where's Mike? Is he there? Hello. Mike. Hi, Mike. What's going on? It's somebody's birthday today. Oh, Mike. How are you? I'm like, first off, I'm like, what is he talking about? Turn mics on. My mic is on. No, I'm turning Mike's mic on. I know how you stand on FaceTimes and texting. What about just jumping in the middle of a topic? I love it. How are you, beautiful boy? Better now that you just called me beautiful boy. What's going on, Michael? Oh, you know, just hanging out. I love it. I heard it was your birthday, so I wanted to come over and say happy birthday. Oh, my God. Please. Seriously, you jump in any time you want to. I didn't see your text. Mike, this is one of those ones. He just texted, hey, jumping on right now, turn the mic on. I didn't even see it until just a second ago, and then Zach had to come in here and tell me that. So, Mike, do you make people text you before you call? Yes. I hate talking on the phone, if I'm being honest. You would much rather text? Yes. Yeah, yeah. Or voice notes or voice memos or whatever they're called. I'll FaceTime if it's like a, like, you know, I'll FaceTime every now and then, but other than that, it's always text. I got to be careful with the voice to text because my English is not very good. So sometimes I will say.

something and then i'd go back and read and go that is not what i wanted to say yeah it's close

and you know me well enough you'll figure it out what's up karen hi hi karen oh i gotta turn your

mic up what say that again i i wanted to call you out because you don't want to receive a text before or you don't like to do the text before the phone call but that's what you make all of us listeners do every damn day.

That is true. You know what, though? It's because our phone lines fill up sometimes, too, and we want to save you time from having to get just busy signals.

Yeah, no, I don't buy it. You just want to make sure we're saying something

interesting. That is kind of true. It is our phone screener. I don't buy it.

I love Lydia. Back off.

Lydia? Wait, what was that noise? Was that like a Chaldean noise there? i don't know it's the same period but what did you just do do that do that noise again

that might have been that's a cross between cardi b and a keldean wedding

it's mojo in the morning show kev has a thing that happened at a wedding that he wanted to bring up right now and i want to get everybody's opinion on this one so when was this wedding kev This wedding was a couple of weeks ago. And this is interesting because I have never heard of a couple doing this. What was it that the couple had for a rule?

So the rule, and this is in the invitation. It's printed. It's clear. It's no way you missed it if you read the invitation. So it tells you what time to be there, where to be, kind of tells you a little bit about the attire. And then there's a line at the end that says, if you are not here by this time, the doors will be locked. So basically, we're not allowing anybody to walk in during our procession. Nothing is going to interrupt the flow of this wedding. If you are not here by this time, the doors will be locked and you'll be locked out.

Let me guess. You and Cherelle, who are late for everything, were locked out.

You're wrong. No, really? I lost? Oh, my God. Wait, how did you guys get there on time? Because we're timely individuals. We probably just don't show up on time for our event. I was going to say. But if you have an event, then we'll be there on time. So what happened? So I'm sitting down. Sherelle's in the wedding, so she's off door.

Oh, that's why Sherelle was here in town.

Well, I mean, I didn't drive with her.

Okay.

You good now?

I'm good. Go ahead.

So I get there. Sherelle's there. I get there. I'm sitting down, and I hear the guy behind me. He's looking at his watch. Apparently, he's like, oh, I want to know if they're going to shut the doors. Like, they said they was going to lock the doors. I'm here in town. Everybody's kind of making jokes or whatever like that. They give the people about a five, ten-minute grace period. And we're like, man, ain't nobody worried about these doors. They just said it here, right here. Little do we know, the music starts. People are starting to walk in. The wedding party's walking in. You look back, and you can see people locked outside of the wedding.

Are you talking about, like, the door, the main doors to the church, or, like, the whole church? You know what I'm talking about?

Not the vestibule area. This is a church or whatever this place was. It has an outside door. It's where you can literally walk in the establishment, kind of like our radio station. Right. And then there's a clear door to let you into where the procession is taking place. Right. They didn't let people into the first door. So they were outside, outside. And it wasn't like five, maybe a handful of people. It was like a full row of people that are literally standing by the window, like looking in. Hands across, like no pamphlets. Did anybody knock? No, I mean, I couldn't hear them if they did. I was in the front.

What would have happened if somebody in the back of the church were to get up and open the door for them? Would the bridal party have been outside?

You probably had to deal with somebody's mama or daddy at that point. So when did they let them all in? After the bride got to the front? So, I mean, at a certain point, I forgot they were there. Because I turned my head to the front and watched the wedding commence. So in my mind, they didn't allow them in until everybody started to walk out.

I love this.

I think it's a great idea, too.

I do. I think that sometimes people can be so disruptive during a service. Especially when... Now, there's different kinds of wedding services, right? i grew up catholic there's the five minute service and these there's the hour and a half full communion service yeah don't ever do that one you're a horrible person if you choose to do that one um but if it's like a 10 minute service and the whole time is just like doors opening and closing and people shuffling in and causing a distraction it would be annoying if it's the hour and a half service maybe let them in they must know they have really late friends to write

that on the invitation yeah yeah yeah i think that that is and by the way are you one of the late friends they made that rule for oh i mean i was there on time so i i i think that disrupting a wedding by walking in like that door opening up and i've been at some of these weddings where that's happened where it's a small little place and the door

is like really close to where the brides stand in and the grooms stand in and then the big cathedral type churches yeah when you open a door you're like you know and the echo goes through because there's only you know half like a third full it's like if you go to see a musical and if

you are late they make sure that the opening number is done before they will let anybody else

sit down um texters here saying this is a great idea but at my wedding there'd be nobody in the seats because nobody was at my wedding at the time uh another one here this is uh from 586 586 says and by the way 844 mojo live or text 95500 says my bridesmaid was late for our wedding and showed up as the wedding started how do you how are you a bride what do they say uh uh isn't there

like some kind of a thing always a bridesmaid never a bride no late for your own wedding or

that person's so late they were late for their own wedding

oh yeah

or late for their own funeral oh that's what it is okay what would you do to your bridesmaid if your bridesmaid showed up late to the wedding my dad was late to our wedding and honestly I thought my dad died I hate to say this but he was so sick and he got some kind of stomach thing from the rehearsal dinner the night before and wasn't there and I was so worried I was, like, texting away with people going, but we almost, like, postponed the wedding or waited a little bit. And the Monsignor was like, we have to have the wedding. And my dad finally showed up. But he was sitting on the toilet having, as he said, a BM, a bowel movement.

Oh, I would be livid.

Misfit Billy, what's up?

Yeah, those biscuit ears put that daggone rule on me. I'd be the first one at the reception area. I'd jump on that food like there's no tomorrow.

Start drinking right away, right?

Yeah, I'll be on everything.

Yeah. Are you an on-time person? It doesn't sound like it.

No, I'm very on-time.

Yeah.

You know, you're going to put rules on me. I'm going to defy you.

Yeah. Well, listen to this. A wedding planner just texted us and said, I'm a wedding planner, an event planner, and that is a normal thing. We will actually. On five? What's going on, Maddie?

Hi.

Hi. Hi, Maddie. You guys see this often?

Yeah. Yeah, so I worked for a wedding planning company, and I would have to stand outside with people that showed up late, and I would have, like, 10 to 15 people stand with me. And then once the bride got down the aisle, we would have to escort them, like, a back route, and they would have to sit in the back row of the seat.

Wow. So that was a common thing. Did you ever see somebody so close to the bride or the groom be the late person?

Oh, yeah. I have this girl bawl her eyes out because she had to drive two hours for the wedding and she was late. So she didn't even get to see her best friend go down the aisle.

Oh, man. Did anybody try to bribe you to get in?

No, that didn't happen.

You probably wouldn't have let him in. Would you?

I slipped you at 20.

Wendy, what did you want to say?

i'm just absolutely flabbergasted that people have so little respect for a bride and groom and the the importance of a wedding that a bride and groom have to threaten to lock people out i'm just blown away at that it's a wedding it's not like it's a kid's birthday party these two people are getting married and they cared enough to invite you Get your ass there on time.

It's a good pep talk, Wendy.

You need to be the event planner for weddings. Kendra, who is late for the wedding?

My husband.

Oh, jeez. What was his excuse?

Well, it was actually the rehearsal. He was in the bathroom of the church growing up for two hours.

Did he party and have his bachelor party the night before?

No. No, he claims it was the food he ate, but it turns out it was just nerves.

Oh, that's right.

So we had all of the groomsmen and my dad in the bathroom trying to give him a pep talk.

You know what? They say that that's a good luck thing if your husband's late for the wedding.

Yeah. Well, I was also a ball of nerves at that point.

By the way, it's not really a good luck thing. I was going to say, all of our friends are. They're all, yeah. That's crazy.

He showed up, but yeah. He showed up.

Can you imagine you're so nervous to get married, you're throwing up in the back of the church? Oh, my gosh.

Well, then I was nervous for the actual wedding day because if he was that nervous for the rehearsal. Yes, I would be the same.

Yeah.

Thank you for the call.

Yeah, thanks.

Eat a lot with people who annoy the hell out of you. Why don't you come on and sit next to your auntie? Happy Thanksgiving.

From Mojo in the Morning. Oh, Mojo in the Morning. I love it. There's nothing better than Thanksgiving. I'm excited for it. I thought it's kind of appropriate that we celebrate a holiday where all we do is eat and watch football, which was basically yesterday.

that's all i did right i mean come on although we can get away with it on this day this is the the one day that you can and the thing that you feel bad for is you feel bad for the poor people that have to cook for the first time whether you got a new relationship that you're now all of a sudden bringing family in and you're cooking for or maybe it's the uh okay now you guys can officially host because we can't host any more thanksgivings and i always remember the stress that chelsea had the first time that my family was coming for thanksgiving and i felt so bad because you know we were just a small family at the time we were just a family of four because we didn't have even have luke at the time and my sisters who i always talk and i never realized the anxiety that i give you know and you can give your your spouse when all you do is talk about oh my god my mom is such a good cook or oh my god my sister mary joe makes the best stuffing Oh, my God, I love, you know, Aunt Pat's Hawaiian salad. You know, stuff like that. Chelsea went out, and this is what she did. She went and had my sister's teacher how to do the different items. So she learned how to do the stuffing that my sister Mary Jo makes, the mashed potatoes that my sister Tracy makes. And she makes them for us. And I'm like, Chelsea, this is unbelievable. What will we carry from you to our Thanksgiving dinner? And she says the Hawaiian rolls. There you go. I'm carrying well. And the wine. And the wine, too. Ranch water this year. Yeah, ranch water. It's so funny because without knowing what it's like to do this, you have no clue. And I know, Megan, you have anxiety because I know you're going to be cooking for your brother and your dad. And you guys are going to be having your first and your new apartment, which is going to be fun. Let's talk about the stress of this, but let's talk to those people that had something crazy happen to them. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is our telephone number. What did you do the first Thanksgiving that you were hosting for your family members? Because everybody's got a monumental moment, like the I-didn't-turn-the-oven-on thing. Like, didn't-preheat-the-oven. Been there, done that. What's up, Hope? How you doing?

I'm doing good. How are you?

Good. Hope, this happened to another family member of mine. Actually, my sister Tracy, when she was hosting one of the first ones, tell everybody what you did, your first Thanksgiving you hosted.

Okay, so two things you need to know. I never eat until after everybody has sat down and got their plate, and I go and take, like, ten minutes to myself. So I always make my boyfriend cut the turkey, and I leave the kitchen. My job is done. And I hate dark meat. And so when I came back to make my plate, I thought these piglet kids of mine ate all the white meat. And I'm like, you guys know that I don't eat dark meat. And they're like, there was only like two pieces of kind of white meat. I'm like, okay, so I just bought a turkey with no fry. And they were like, I don't know what happened, Mom, but there's just no white meat. And it turns out, when I was transferring the turkey out of the pan at the end of dinner and putting everything away, I baked the turkey upside down. You know what's funny?

My sister did that same exact thing. And she actually said that she was about to call up and complain to the grocery store that sold her a turkey with no white meat.

I thought I had an anorexic turkey

It's like what happened to my turkey For gosh sakes What's up Bridget how you doing

Oh I'm doing better now That I know how to cook a turkey So you know how they say Not to stuff your turkey So of course I never checked the inside of the turkey Well they put the giblets On the inside of the turkey and I never knew that And I cooked it with the paper And the giblets on the inside And also they attached plastic to the legs so I never kept it inside and I just put it as is and you know watered the outside and cooked it with the paper and the giblets inside of the turkey

which takes like 10 times longer to cook too doesn't it

right and you know my mom's like don't ever stuff your turkey it'll make you sick well don't ever like cook it with the paper and giblets inside there either it's not good either

You couldn't eat the legs because the plastic melted right onto the thing, too.

No, my sister's like, so where's the giblets for the gravy? I'm like, what are you talking about?

Yeah.

She's looking at me like, I'm blind, and it's like the blind moment. And she's like, oh, my God. I'm like, oh.

You'll never do it again, though. See that? Mm-hmm. Oh, no. Now I order a meal from Kroger. You don't need to try. One and done.

Julie, hi. What's going on?

Good morning. So the first year that me and my husband did it for both of our families, actually, we did two turkeys. I did the one in the oven, and he did the one in the deep fryer. He's outside and comes running in. He blew up the deep fryer. Oh, my God. That's going to be really dangerous.

That's really scary.

Yes. Was he okay? He was fine, but the whole look on his face was utter shock, and his face was hilarious.

That's the hardest part. Deep frying a turkey is the most delicious turkey you'll ever eat, but I have literally worried that I would be that house in the neighborhood that would be on the news. It's tough. I always think that when you're deep frying a turkey, that what's going to happen is the grease is going to boil over. it's going to land on that propane tank that you have and it's going to cause an explosion or something like that. I remember when I

first moved into my neighborhood that I'm in now, my neighbor came over because he saw me doing it in the driveway and he's like, hey, what you doing? I'm like, I don't know, deep frying a turkey. He's like, do you need some help? I was like, no, no, I got it. So I go to put the turkey in and it starts bubbling almost like it's going to go over. And he's like, are you sure you don't need anything? I've done it before and I was fine. Everything was fine, but he was very worried. Do you think Allie called him? I think he, now that I know him more, he's very concerned about the neighborhood. Like he watches everything a lot.

He thinks that the fire is going to spread to his house.

Yes, he's very concerned.

I didn't realize that you put less oil in the pan than it's supposed to be there because you're supposed to weigh it. And I don't know if you guys are really smart. I'm not. And you have to like weigh what the turkey is compared to how much oil you're putting in there. Because when you put the turkey in there and you slowly put it in, the oil comes all up.

Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, I didn't do great in math class. You just got to eye it, right? You just got to guess. Is this Ali?

Yeah, Ali.

Hey, Ali or Ali?

Ali.

Hey, Ali. How you doing?

Good. How are you?

Good. What did you do in your first Thanksgiving? You were preparing?

um i decided to mayo like my entire turkey supposedly that was like the best way to do it and i put like literally two jars of mayo on this turkey and the way that my grandmother told me to do it we put it in a glass container the glass um dish and we're moving it and it flipped and And the whole turkey, because it was just so slick, flipped onto the floor, and the dog was just right there. Oh, my God. No, no, no. Eating the whole thing. We have, like, a German Shepherd, like, hybrid-based. This is, like, I'm pretty sure he's a wolf, and we could not catch him. He went downstairs and hid in this, like, little, I don't know how he got into it with his big body. He took the turkey with him?

Yep.

Oh, my God. Put the mayo on the turkey thing.

We never saw it again.

Is mayoing the turkey like basting the turkey with mayonnaise?

I never heard of that. Yeah, it just basically makes the skin just really crazy and golden, and it just locks in the moisture. And you're actually supposed to use two Kroger bags and put them together, and you use the bags to kind of insulate it, and I'm telling you, it's the best.

I've never done that or heard of that before. That's amazing.

Yeah, but I forgot the bags. That was the problem.

Oh, geez. My gosh. How many times has somebody's dog ruined their Thanksgiving by jumping up on the countertop? You know, it wasn't Thanksgiving, but it was Christmas. I remember the dog jumped up and got my sister's beef. She was cooking like a prime rib or something, and the dog got up there and was like all over the beef. It's like that's one of those ones where it's like, all right, Jets pizza, are you open? What's up, Stephanie?

hi uh my grandma was baking the pumpkin pies and she forgot to put the sugar in all of our pumpkin

pies that had to be the worst tasting pies ever was it like you're all biting it together going

i don't really think this is supposed to taste like this oh yeah we all spit it out immediately

poor grandma i wonder how many times one ingredient missing turns out to be like the

worst thanksgiving ever you know oh thankfully kroger was so open

uh laura what's up it's mojo in the morning this is a good one any by the way we're gonna title

this crapped in the camper what happened okay so it wasn't for thanksgiving but uh this year we do an annual year or excuse me an annual camping trip um this year i was in charge of doing all grocery shopping.

I was all excited, proud, ribs, stacked to the nine, chicken, the whole thing, in my portable, electrical, hot and cold cooler. Left it in the camper, and it got switched to hot, and I didn't know that. And I'm walking around, and I can smell it. And I'm going outside the camper to the kids. Who took a dump in the camper? Because it smells like butthole. And then that's when I figured out that the cooler had been switched to hot for the last, like, six hours.

Oh, no.

So there goes $200 worth of it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, I'd be so mad.

So it was heating up the meat, huh?

Oh, yeah. I was cooking it.

By the way, there's nothing better than the mom that has to yell, who crapped?

Who crapped in the camper?

Who smells like butthole?

oh lord yeah you smell like black hole get away from me by the way that is actually a funny one

with growing up with boys as our children how many times have we had the i didn't flush the

toilet when the guests were coming over to the house and then it kind of like disintegrated

and you're like guys i think you clogged the toilet no you didn't clog the toilet you just and flush the toilet. Oh, it's disgusting.

Don't flush at somebody's house you don't like.

Wait, you do this on purpose?

Who are you? I did this once. You're a monster.

Whose house was it?

Oh, I can't say.

So you went in there? Did you take a big old duty?

Oh, it was massive. It was massive.

The size of my turkey I'm going to eat on Thursday.

You know what? Probably. I left it full because I was mad.

How long do you think you'd stayed there before they found it?

I don't know. Nobody said anything to me about it.

That's awesome. You think somebody crapped in the camper then because they were mad at you?

No. It wasn't even anybody that goes camping with us. It was definitely the cooler that got turned on to hot.

If you have Laura on your Thanksgiving invite list, cross it right off. Take care of Laura.

No, just don't make me mad.

All right. Take care of yourself. Mojo in the Morning, this is one of those ones where you probably pulled the kids away from the radio.

I can't believe I'm not even going to talk about this.

Otherwise, your kids are going to be asking Mommy, what does it mean to pull your hair? What's going on, Shannon?

So, Wes and I got super into bacon cookies the other night. And I think I talked about this last week. I randomly, a decade late, watched Fifty Shades of Grey for the first time. And so, like, you watched that movie, and you're kind of like... It's hot. Yeah, you're feeling it a little bit. And so, we're doing our thing, and I kept urging him to pull my hair harder and harder while we were doing our thing. Like, that is just what I was feeling.

Good girl.

So, fast forward to the next morning. I wake up. I brush my teeth. I feel like a lot of girls do this. You kind of just, like, run your fingers through your hair so it doesn't look so crazy. Mm-hmm. literal clumps of my hair came out in my hands and i was like oh my god i i asked for it but i mean it was like no the way i would actually murder a person who ripped out clumps of my hair came out this is not an exaggeration clumps of my hair i was ruining down the thing Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Thank you for the sound effect. Wait, so go back for one second. You asked Wes to pull your hair.

And I kept telling him to do it harder.

So you're during sex, and you're saying, pull my hair and pull me hair harder. Mm-hmm. And he pulled it so hard, he pulled clumps of your hair out?

But it, like, it did, but it, like, stayed on my head until I went to brush it out the next morning and then clumps back.

Where was it on your head? What do you mean? hair like what part of it was it the front hair the back hair i don't know i literally went like this oh and then he's grabbing himself something that's a cry by the way sex injuries are no joke

by the way you have injuries during sex and you know they're done especially on purpose like the the smacking and spanking and pulling and biting i remember one time yeah he was uh having sex in

the car and the next day i looked like on my outer thigh and i had a bubble on my thigh like a boil like a bubble like a bubble like i don't like the skin of brain

I didn't know what it was at the time.

Say blister and say bubble.

I mean, that's what I thought it was. You worked yourself so hard, you got a blister like your feet get when you're running a marathon. My cousin at the time worked at OU. We all talked about how good the nursing program is. She worked at OU. I ran over to her house. I'm like, yo, what is this? I thought I had something. I'm just thinking like, what have I got? An STD on your leg. All I know is it wasn't their pre-sex and it was their post-sex. And I've never seen this. I'm like, what is this on my leg? She said, I forgot the term, but she said, oh, that looks like da-da-da-da-da. And I was like, oh, my God. I still got the scar. You want to see it? Were you like, do I need a shot for this? Bro, I thought I was going to die.

Shannon, go back to the hair thing while he's showing us his thighs. No, I don't want to see your thigh. Go back to the hair thing for a second. Wait, did he not realize how this, like, it didn't hurt you that bad? Like, I would think that if the hair has actually come out, it would hurt. Really?

Shanded.

Shanded like a roof. Wow. You're a dirty girl.

That's crazy. I don't know how we didn't realize that, like, here we are.

I'll be honest with you. I love, love enjoyment of sex. I don't like the enjoyment of pain. I don't know. I'm just not, you know. They say pain is pleasure. Like, I've never understood the biting thing. Like, don't, don't be, don't be biting me and taking, you know, part of my skin off.

Can we just bite the right areas, please? Guys are so dumb.

What's the right areas? What area?

Oh, my God. Can you say it? Sometimes the neck is great. Sometimes the shoulders are great.

How about nibbles?

From, from, from experience, stop biting thighs.

Stop biting thighs. It just hurts.

Stop it. What about nipples? What about nipples, man? What's going, what's going on, Brianna?

Hi. Hi, Brianna. and i were i'm sorry say that again i didn't have your phone on what what's that um my husband and

i were doing the deed and his knee went out in the middle of it and he ended up going to the er

and missed a week of work oh boy boy wow so you guys got a little crazy that he had to call in sick yep what would shannon what would you do if you had to work the next morning and it was so apparent that your hair was completely missing would you have taken a day off well i did have

to work i think the bigger question is when i go see kelly my hairstylist in a couple weeks if she

says anything to me was it was it the day that you wore the tigers hat to work uh that uh last

week oh i don't know were you going to have the next day i think maybe i was yeah i think i was

um injuries due to uh sex and how do you explain them to uh to all your your friends and co-workers 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Catherine, are you there? Yeah, hi. Hi, Catherine. You know what I need? I need, hold on a second, Catherine. I need to get music that is appropriate for this whole thing, okay? So I need to have like a musical accompaniment while you tell us your salacious story. Are you ready?

Oh, yeah, go for it. Here we go. I'm ready. Oh, my God. what injury did you end up getting all right so oh my gosh and this came up i was like thinking of anything and then i guess i must have blocked this out of my head this happened a couple years ago i had a guy that sucked on my tongue so hard that he actually like split it in half so that little skin thing that connects to the bottom of the roof of your mouth like onto your tongue right

oh my god

it sucked so hard that it split and I didn't really notice exactly at first and then all of a sudden I opened my mouth and there was just like blood coming out of it what in the world

why would a guy think that you found pleasure in that were you trying to like wave him off at any point

I think he had probably one too many definitely one too many at that point I needed a guy to love that I was using popsicles and putting them under my tongue to try and make it hurt oh my goodness That's crazy. Don't let the guy suck too hard on your tongue.

Yes, please. What's going on? Who is this? Catherine? Are you there, Catherine? Did I lose you? Catherine? I picked up the wrong line. I don't know what happened. People are just leaving us. D'Angelo.

Yo, what's going on? How y'all doing this morning? We're good.

D'Angelo, what was the injury that you got from baking cookies that was hard to explain?

So, I was, you know, druggy style from the back.

Okay. Sorry.

Please don't be back.

You're good. You're good. You just say that you were just fooling around, yes? And what was the injury?

I fell off the bed. She had, like, silk sheets. So, I was saying, hey. standing on the bed foot flip head hit the hit the end table i didn't notice nothing at first you know we were both laughing off we continued to do what we were doing she was like lighter skin so i looked down at the you know and i see blood on the back on her back and i immediately run to the immediately run to the mirror and i see my earlobe just hanging oh my god you you

You almost lost your earlobe?

Yes. So I had to get six stitches on my earlobe and two stitches on my neck because it went through my, through the ear to like the back of the side of my neck. And I didn't fit with that at first. And it was, you know, they're dribbling. It was just gone.

Imagine you go into the ER and you got to tell them that they need to stitch you up and the reason why you got to get stitched up.

We both were sitting there. We both told the whole ER the story. They had brought about seven nurses in there.

You got to hear this one. Madison, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Hi, Madison. What was the injury from baking cookies?

I broke my shoulder off of, he knocked me off the top of our bed. It was a really tall bed at the time, and we were in the dog position and knocked me right off the top.

He knocked you off the bed so bad, you dislocated your shoulder?

Broke it.

Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Did you have to go get it popped back in, or what did you have to do?

We had to go over to the urgent care. We had to stop what we were doing.

By the way, going to the urgent care is the worst, because the urgent care people are, like, either really busy or bored. And when you go in there and they're really bored, Then all of a sudden, they're like, hold on a second. I got to FaceTime a friend. You know what I mean? They're telling everybody about it because their night just began at that moment.

I know too many people that work in the ER, so I did not want to have to show my face there.

Oh, my gosh. By the way, I'm amazed that some of this stuff can actually happen. I mean, people are crazy stuff that people are calling about. But here's somebody, Jack, Jack bled because the girl scratched his back so bad with her nails. Is that right, Jack?

Yeah, yeah. So it was like our second or third time baking cookies. And, you know, we were into it. So she was like, you know, can I kind of scratch your back? And I'm like, yeah, no, that's, I mean, sure, whatever, go ahead. And I mean, she just started digging in so hard. I was like rinsing in pain and I started to feel my back was wet and I had to be like, hold on, hold on. OK, let me check this out. And my whole back was red and bleeding. Oh, my God.

That's awful.

I actually still have a one of them, one of the scratches scarred on my back.

Oh, my God. Francis' lip ring got stuck where, Francis?

First time, long time. Freaky Francis on the phone. What's going on? It got stuck somewhere important to him.

Somewhere down there?

Yeah.

The Franks or the beans?

The Frank. The Frank. Yeah, he wasn't, um, I don't know how to make it look radio appropriate.

No, that's okay. That's all you needed to say, but it got stuck down there, and did you, were you, did you pull away fast or slow?

No, I realized pretty quick when my lips stayed, and I, yeah, so I had a spiral lip ring that had, like, it was, you know, one lip piercing, but it had two balls on it, you know, and it, ironically.

Ironically.

I got caught on the hat.

Oh, my God. That's craziness. The other ones here that are pretty crazy. Mojo in the morning. Sandra?

Hi. Hi.

You ruptured something. What did you rupture?

Well, it was absolutely horrible. So during cookie baking time, my ovary completely ruptured, and I had to have emergency surgery.

Oh, my God. Wait, I have so many questions that I cannot ask.

By the way, as a guy, would that not be the trophy of trophies to tell your friends? I did not know that could happen. I ruptured a girl's ovaries.

Did you know that could happen? I had no idea that could happen. What? Anything other than a cyst.

Did you just have, like, weak ovaries, or did this man, like, do some craziness to you?

No, I think they were kind of swelled.

Hmm.

Um, but, um, I didn't know it.

Oh, wow.

I, oh, I was bleeding internally.

Oh, that's awful. Thank God you're okay. Thank God you're alive. How about this one? Candace actually broke a man's private. Is that right?

No, I used to work as a nurse and actually frequent patients used to come in with these injuries.

Wait, a patient came in with a broken penis.

Multiple. Multiple. Yes.

Multiple patients have broken. Do they put a cast on that? And if so, can you sign it?

No, what do they do for that? So you end up having to have surgery. You get catheters put in. It's awful. Oh, my God. Yeah, it happens very frequently.

Wow. And last but definitely not least, Justina was a nurse and had a patient come in with what, Justina?

He came in with lockjaw. He came in with a washcloth on his face, and his girlfriend just kept laughing. I worked midnight, and he couldn't talk. He couldn't say anything. I just put two and two together.

Wow.

Yeah.

Wait. He got lockjaw.

Yes. Yeah. Think about it.

Hold on. I'm trying to think. You know what's going on. Think about it. Oh. Oh, see, I thought that maybe he might have been, oh, okay. I don't want to think about it.

He was downtown for too long. He was downtown all day.

And Vera wants to be voices, guys. Vera, we're talking about sex injuries. What's yours?

Well, we were baking cookies, cowgirl style. and i have pierced water balloons and i bent down and they ended up nailing him directly in

the eye and scratching his cornea oh my god the man's cornea got scratched that is craziness that is craziness i'm gonna i'm going to i'm gonna say this that uh those paracines are very dangerous there's there's a lot of danger that comes with those piercines i know there's a lot of pleasure that comes with them did the guy like ever fool around with you ever again after that

or was that done oh yeah we're actually really good friends we joke about it all the time really

you're good friends and you guys fool around yeah you guys are like friends with benefits and you scratch the man's cornea with your nipple rings yeah that's kind of friends i want thank you for the call no problem that's a mojo in the morning megan uh was in her car yesterday and somebody thought that you were dead oh my god and then

got mad at me sorry that was very loud and then she got very mad at me um i was trying to edit a photo yesterday you ever i know shannon you do this where you edit photos on your phone through all of those different apps light room yep that's what i was using we were doing some touch-ups we were just trying to fix the lighting in there get it real focused real cute um but i you ever do that thing in the summer where your phone like will not get bright why does your phone all of a sudden do that it drives me nutty and i have my brightness all the way up right i don't know why it wasn't getting very bright but it was really hard to edit this photo so i'm sitting in my driver's seat and i go i have to black out the sun the only way i know how to do that is to use my own body so i like pulled up in on myself my head is on like if you're looking at the steering wheel my head is at 4 30 5 p.m you know what i mean like it's resting down in the corner and i'm like hunched over my phone and i'm sitting there editing and all of a sudden i just hear and that was on my driver's side like window and I bolt up into an upright position because it scares the bejesus out of me and there is a woman standing next to me and she goes I thought you were dead and I was like no and I rolled down my window and I started laughing because it was crazy and she was like are you on drugs or something are you kidding me I'm not kidding you and I I think part of it was coming from she was genuinely scared that I was in a state like she found me and was going to need to call help. So I started laughing and she said, are you on drugs? And I said, at this current moment or just like in general? And she did not find that funny at all. And I thought it was hysterical. And I said, no, I'm not on drugs currently and can't wait until seven.

damn, when I get home, and I had a little top off and a delicious dinner. I'm on drugs. Correct. It was an edible kind of night. And I said that she got so mad, she stormed off away from me. And I was like, well, thanks for checking. Love you. But she got mad at me for being sober and alive.

Do you guys ever just like randomly, if you have time in your day or something in between many times. Do you ever just pull into a parking lot and just fall asleep for a little bit? No.

You never do that? I do it at least once or twice a month. You go to a random parking lot and fall asleep. Not a random parking lot, but if I am in between things, like appointments, and I'm like, okay, well, I can either stop off and run an errand or I can get to this place 25 minutes early, set my alarm, and shut my eyes, I choose to do that. So I'll pull up in front of, like, you know, wherever I'm going. Yeah, wherever I'm going and just

do that. I used to, when I pick Luke up before he started driving I would go to NDP his high school and I would sit in the parking lot and I would wait for him in there and I would just fall asleep and I'd always park in the same area like Chelsea would always pick him up in that same area too and I would hear from people going is he okay? Because I'd have the car running and I'd just sit there and fall asleep and I'd have my mouth open

I'm a mouth open sleeper too it's terrible because we do look dead

And I'm thinking to myself, it's so funny. These kids are walking out of school, and Luke would always be the last kid out because he'd be jerking around or something in school. And I would be sitting there, and it's like, they really don't really care about you as much as that lady did where she knocks on the door. They're just like, hold on a second. Let me get a picture with this guy sitting in his car. You on Instagram that day. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is our telephone number. The funny thing is, I think I'd be like those kids. If I saw Megan there and hunched over, I'd be like, oh, okay.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. I don't think I would stop. I do kind of get where she was scared that you were slumped over your steering wheel. Your car was on, right? Yeah.

Because I had the AC running. It was hot.

It was super hot. All right. Would we get calls if I said anybody found a dead body in a parking lot or something like that? Is that a weird set of calls? I mean, somebody would call in. Sure. or in a club or something in the bathroom where do we where do you see this topic going megan do

you see it going like the dead body ones but i don't know but i know okay but i only say that

do you want to solicit the number and then i'll tell you my dead body story yeah 844-665-6548

is the telephone number okay so i was in crew in high school which is like uh competitive rowing and one it wasn't our school but one of the other schools had gone out and found a body in the army river yeah so it was like a group of like 14 year old kids who were all like what's in the water because there's logs and stuff right so you go over there and you're like because if you can move it your it's your responsibility to get it out of the water so it doesn't damage anybody's boat so you get close and they're like not a lot not that's a body oh my gosh that's crazy

you hear these stories all the time where people will around the rivers and lakes and things like that where they'll just randomly see something that's floating in the water and it had been there for a long period of time our neighbor john uh his mom and dad live on a lake and i remember them one time telling a story where she was looking out her window because they lived on a lake and they she could look out there and she saw what she thought was like a i don't know like a bag or something out there and it turned out it was a dead dead dude yeah and it was like a it was a big case i think it was a missing person case for a while and it's like poor lady had to see that outside of her house juliana what's happening mojo in the morning hey guys good morning good

morning what's going on i used to work at um a grocery store i'll say that and i um worked a 6 a.m shift so i would get there super early and take a little nap in my car before my shift well one time it was cold out so i crawled in my back seat i turned the heat on and my car was started and um somebody got in my driver's seat and tried to steal my car while i was he got out wiped the steering wheel off with his um sleeve and said i'm sorry and just left wow oh my did you call the police immediately no i was scared and i went in and i told my boss and my boss was so mad she's like you're sleeping in the parking lot she's like you can't do that on, you know, our property. Like, you can't be sleeping on the property. She didn't care about you, though.

You got your trouble.

She didn't care about me.

That's crazy.

Portia, what's up? Good morning. First time long. Hey, Portia. Portia, what's up? Hey. So, yeah, so my in-laws' house, there was like a minivan parked at the bottom of the driveway. And it was on the other side of the street. So it was like you had to be aware of this minivan so that you didn't back into it. And then after four days, my father-in-law, all of us were annoyed with it enough that he went over to investigate. And there was a guy that was dead, slumped over. Like, you couldn't see him because he was down, like, in between the seats of the minivan. And at that point, he was so, he was so rigored that they had to, like, use the jaws of life to open the car up to get him out of there. It was a whole scene.

Yeah. God almighty.

Poor family, you know, like, here we are first, and this guy, like, whose car is this? Get out of the way, blah, blah, blah, and then some horrible tragedy for the poor family.

By the way, when she says it, she kind of says it, horrible tragedy, horrible tragedy, but you kind of almost are laughing at it.

Yeah, you could hear the smile. Truly, truly, my father-in-law, he was heartless, like, he was like, yeah, a guy was stiff of the board in there. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

It would have been completely traumatic for any normal person, but yeah, he had absolutely no heart at all. It's like, just get that thing out of the bottom of my driveway.

All right. Now it is cleaned up. It's like, geez, what's up, Allison? Hi.

Hi.

What's going on?

So I was at a bar one time and far closed, obviously. So we went to leave. Well, instead of leaving, I accidentally fell asleep in my car in the parking lot, and I was there for four hours with my car running. Now, mind you, it was a stick shift, so it was pretty loud at the time, too, so I don't know how nobody came out. But for four hours, I fell asleep in the bar parking lot, and security finally came and woke me up banging on my window. And I kind of just looked at him and put my car into reverse and just left.

Do you know you can get a ticket for that?

You can? Yes.

So my old co-host, Mojo, you know who he is. Yeah. He was coming out of like a club gig and knew that he was too drunk to drive. So he turned his truck on and fell asleep in it for a couple of hours. and he ended up getting a ticket and I want to say it was like, it was, I don't know if it was public in tax, but it was something where the police officer, like a police officer banged on his window and issued him a ticket for something because he was drunk and like his vehicle was in a rando parking lot and it was on. I don't know what the actual ticket was for, but I know for sure he got a ticket.

I think you can get a DUI. If you're sitting behind the wheel of the car with it even running in a parking lot, I think you can get a DUI.

He was in and out of jail a lot. I can't remember.

which time this was but i'm gonna sidetrack it but like if you're too drunk and it's the middle of winter right we live somewhere where it gets too cold if i'm in the back seat can i leave the car running and with the heat on and sleep in the car i don't know if that would be safer than you that's what i would driving and then in the summertime like could i be in the driver's seat

with the car off i think i think you almost have to be in the back seat otherwise they think you're you just drove the car yeah you know like yeah i don't know that would i would rather in it i I think if I was a cop, I'd rather see a guy sleep it off in the parking lot, right? All right, it's Mojo in the morning show. Hold on a second.

That sounded so evil.

I want to talk to, hold on a second here. Let me see if I can call him up. I wonder if he'll be listening. Thanks for being here with us today. Hello? Jeffrey?

Oh, hi, Jeff.

We're on the radio, so. Oh, okay, how'd he have? No, no, but we're going to talk about something here right now that you mentioned to me the other day, and we were having a conversation about when Jeff and I go out with each other, we disagree over the placement of where we would like to sit if we're going to be at a bar. Hypothetically, if you walk into a bar and there is a really, really, really, really, really good-looking girl sitting on one end of the bar, and there's open seats next to her, and on the other end of the bar there's a really really really really really ugly girl on that end of the bar where do you go sit and where do i like to sit beauty's in the eye of the beholder but this is that's a that's a of course you sit next to the good looking one there's nothing to talk about really the problem is that the girl the girl there was two guys it was me and you

how confused would that girl be because there wouldn't be a good-looking guy to be right here

no no but but here's the here's the thing i disagree with jeff on this one we walk in and we're trying to figure out where we're gonna sit and he's like no sit over here i go no this one's over here the reason why i like to sit next to uh and jeff doesn't like to sit next to ugly i like to sit next to ugly ugly girls they talk to you we're like good-looking girls they don't talk to you they don't even give you the time of the day well i have a i have a theory my theory is good

looking girls travel with an ugly girl i call it the ball and chain and if you don't give them

attention they will mess it up for you so you got to give the so you got to give the ball and chain attention okay and then they will do it where would you say if you were going to walk in but

like if i go out with our we use the first name jay i'm the ball and chain for him right oh that's

true yeah this guy's too good looking he's too good up for the girl yeah yeah see i also think

there's a misconception on beautiful women because i think often good morning jeff by the way this kid what do you say he said good morning to you can you hear him oh yeah good morning good morning so i think beautiful women don't oftentimes get approached so once you do approach them they surprisingly are very engaging in conversation really i think so i find it so you'd sit on

that end of the bar oh yeah for sure shannon you're beautiful do guys approach you all the time

really nice um yeah i mean yeah i guess i don't know i don't really i don't pay attention

then let's turn it around switch this would i approach jeff yes no would you approach the ugly guy i love you jeff where would you where would you sit right in your lap jeff

Oh, God. God bless you. That's because I'm wearing my T-shirt that says billionaire.

No, but honestly, like, where do you sit? If you go into a place, if you walk into a bar or you got a shared table at a restaurant or something like that, are you confident enough in yourself to sit next to the really good looking person? Or do you go, like what I do, and I sit next to average or below average?

You know what makes me so upset about this conversation? What's that? Is how often you say that you reserved a seat for me, Mojo.

No, I, come on. That is not the good. No, that is not.

But honestly, though.

You're beautiful. You are beautiful.

Do you really look at that? Because I choose my seat based on what I'm going to be staring at the whole time. Like scenery of the restaurant.

I'm surprised that the model is go ugly early.

so you actually do it on the the the scenery of a restaurant i never look at the scenery of

the restaurant no i i choose it like what i'm going to be facing the entire time like i really do like i'm not looking at no especially if i don't know the people i don't give two crap so are you facing the ugly or facing the good look no i'm saying like i don't like to have my back turned towards the door of a restaurant so i would choose to sit on the other side it has nothing to

do with the people sitting there yeah so you know i always my my thought is that when i get into a restaurant i choose it based on how close the kitchen is i want to sit as close to the kitchen as possible because the food i know is going to get to me faster well no you do that at a party

like at a party if you want to be situated right where they come out that folding door that flapping door you got to be right by there and you just pick them right off

jeff has gone into the restaurant uh kitchens he only got thrown out once but yeah i'll just like randomly do it by the way going let me say why going out with jeff my friend is the worst thing in the world. You don't eat with him. He gets up, walks around and starts talking to other tables because he gets his ADD goes off. And I have sat with you and the only time that we have actually sat next to each other is when we order and when we pay. And that's it. It's unbelievable.

You should have seen me when I was born. My ADD kicked in. I went up to all the other incubators. Whatever.

All right. I'm going to let you go. I will talk to you later, Jeff.

Okay, bye.

See you, Jeff.

Bye, Jeff.

The funny thing is my wife just texted and says, you two are the most beautiful guys in the world. You think anybody wants to sit next to you? I think she's making fun of me. When you walk into a place, are you intimidated to sit next to, like the hot guy or the hot girl, or do you just go with it? Because I will say this to you. I have found that, and Jeff says the hot people never get talked to, and Kev says that too. I don't buy that at all. They're not as interesting.

Hot people are not as interesting to talk to. But you have to talk to them in order to find that out. And I think a lot of people don't even get the courage in order to talk to them. I'm not sitting here like I'm super Mr. Courage. It's been moments where I haven't been able to talk to a beautiful woman because I just didn't feel confident in what it was that I was going to say. And I also think.

Is there pressure to have to talk to the person that you're about to sit next to? Right. Because it feels weird to go up and just not say anything.

Does it change where you sit and how you sit if Shirelle is with you? Because I will fully admit that if Wes is with me, and we love sitting at the bar at restaurants. We will skip sitting at a table to sit at the bar. If there is a really adorable girl sitting at the bar, I am making sure I'm sitting right next to her. And it's not him. Sitting next to her.

Yeah. Do you see what I mean? So you actually block him out?

Yes.

That's a box out. Wow. I did not know that. That's interesting.

I see that. I think Sherelle probably does the same thing. Really? I think so. If I have to think about it, or unless I beat her to the seat, that may be the only thing that'll stop it.

You know what my wife does? My wife makes me sit so I'm looking at a blank wall because she knows I look around and don't pay attention at all. And she's very smart in making sure that she's looking out at the restaurant because she's always focused on just us talking to each other. because we, you know, had kids and stuff like that and didn't really get a chance just to have one-on-one time. I cannot be focused on the whole restaurant because if I focus on the restaurant, I focus on everybody but who I'm with at the actual, you know, time that we're there, so.

Can I be a little honest on this one?

Yes.

I have always found that if a guy thinks that you're not attractive enough for him to be interested in you, if you talk to him like a human being, he'll think that you're interested in him and he'll either be super rude or ignore you the whole time. So it's so funny to me. Like, all I want to do is have a friendly conversation and you won't treat me like a human being because you think you're going to leave me on. Like, I need to sleep with every attractive person that I come into contact with. Like, it's not that serious, my dude.

Wow, that is deep. What's going on, Lynn? How you doing?

I'm good. How are you?

Fantastic. What's going on with you? Where do you sit when you go to a restaurant?

I just sit at the bar.

If I can, but I, yeah, no, I was getting, okay, go ahead. Tell me what you're going to say.

So, so if I'm sitting at the bar and I see you come in and sit next to me, am I assuming that I'm hideous? Is that what I am going to assume?

No, no, no, no, don't do that to me. Don't do that to me. No, that's all.

That's what I get from that. Everybody from this point forward, when Mojo enters a restaurant, is going to watch.

No, that's not the case. You're beautiful. there was no other place for me to sit I was going to and is this weird to do this Lynn I do this from time to time if I walk in I always say is this seat taken and I'll look because I assume if they don't want me sitting next to them they'll say yes it is so I always ask that person even though they don't have anything on that seat but I'll always say that to them there have been times where people say yes and it's not taken and I know for a fact they just don't want to sit next to me

you got me i love you already sold on yourself now love you too

mojo in the morning all right here's the topic that we're going to get into right now because we got a funny story that one of the show members is going to tell um who did you walk in on naked, or who did you see naked? 844-665-6548-844-MOJO-LIVE We're bringing in the executive audio producer of the Mojo in the Morning Show, Zach. We were talking on our More Mojo podcast to Zach as he was giving us some analytical numbers about our podcast that we have, and he was discussing that Zach had at one point been a dog walker when he lived in, what, New York, right? Is that right? Yep, in Queens, New York. And actually was contemplating getting a job, a little secondary job here at the station, as a dog walker. Would that not be a great thing? It would get you exercised during the day. It would be good money. That seems so annoying. When you're a dog walker, why is it annoying if you're a person that needs a person to walk dogs? You don't like dogs?

Kevin? Listen, if you need someone to walk dogs, I'm glad they have people out there that do that, but I just I see those people with nine leashes and dogs going this way and that way. It just look annoying.

So in New York, it was actually only one dog. I stuck to only one dog. I didn't want to be the guy that had, you know, 13 dogs because I can't handle that. So I stuck with one dog. And I had one dog in particular. It was a 10-year-old pit bull named Minnie. Like Minnie Mouse.

It's so cute.

Gorgeous. I love her. She had arthritis in the back of her legs, so she couldn't really walk that much. Easy. Yep. And as a dog walker, you have a block. like a two-hour window of when you can walk the dog and then the client signs you up for like a 30-minute walk right so i would normally walk the dog at 10 30 at the end of the block so it was 8 to 10 and um the owner texted me one day and was like hey minnie can't wait till 10 30 like she's this.

all over the house. Do you mind coming at 8? I was like, uh-huh. That's like two extra hours. So I'll go in. Get there the next day. 8-0-1. Knock on the door. She's like, come in. Open up the door. And she's butt-ass naked. Shut up. Oh, yeah. We make eye contact. And she's like, Zach, get the F out. I close the door immediately. Five seconds later, she opens the door a little crack. She hands me the dog. And she's like, hey, go take Minnie for a long walk. I'll text you when it comes back. So the dog has arthritis, right? It was an hour and a half.

Oh my God.

And the dog walked the first 10 minutes and laid on the sidewalk. So we were just there for an hour and a half. Can we go back real quick?

You're telling the story a little fast. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm a little nervous. No, that's okay. Don't be nervous. How are you nervous? You saw a lady naked. I hope she's listening.

She knew you were coming. She texted you to come at that time.

And you had to open the door. Right. But I think she forgot. Do we think that she forgot or she was basically wanting Zach to come in there and walk her?

That's what I wanted so bad. I wish that it was a missed opportunity.

Okay, so hold on. Yeah, yeah. You go, you get the dog.

Yeah.

Because she called you to do it earlier. Why did you do more than a 30-minute walk? Because you said it was just a 30-minute walk normally. You did an hour and a half with one dog?

She was like, I'll text you when I come back. Right. Did she have a guy in that house that she was... She didn't. So she was a single lady. What was she doing by herself naked? I don't know. Wait, did she look good? Oh, she looked great. Really? Beautiful blonde hair, beautiful bosoms. Perlumptuous. Just very gorgeous.

What could you see? Could you just see her from the top or did you see...

she was naked naked so like bush and all bush and all land and strip 2004 bush wow yes how much money again did you charge by the hour to walk dogs so it was like 17 per 15 minutes per 15

minutes so wait 15 times how many minutes are in an hour and a half it was 30 minutes so it ended

up being like 34 dollars or something 34 because you said it was an hour and a half that you were going yeah i was saying normally normally that's what it was normally scheduled what did you charge for this thing. So she ended up tipping me like $300, $400. Are you kidding me? And I saw the bosoms.

You can't beat that. Kevin, think about this. If you got a job as a dog walker, you could see a bunch of housewives that are hanging out throughout the day, naked, like Zach did. Yeah. And you get some fresh air, a little exercise. Some fresh air. I mean, all that stuff. If they look like Vicki Valentine, sign me up. Oh, my God. Kevin met this judge friend of ours, Judge Vicky Valentine, the other day.

She's my divorce judge.

Was she really? She's great. I love her. Trust me. But she is beautiful. Ever since he met her, he's been like, all judges look like that. I'm going to jail. Keep it on the load on. Trying to play it smooth. All right. Okay, so let's go back to seeing people naked. Who did you see naked? Is it Kaya?

Yes, it is. kaya who did you see naked so i have known my best friend since second grade and multiple times through like middle school and high school i would be over at her house and her parents would forget that i was there and their bedrooms were right across the hall from each other and diagonal was the bathroom so it would be like two in the morning and we would be out in the living room or i would go out to her kitchen to get something and i would see either her mom or her dad walk out other bedroom directly across to the bathroom full frontal oh oh my god did they know that you were you could see them yeah so in the morning we would tell them like hey did you forget i was there last night and now as an adult we can laugh about it but they would just forget every time they would know i was over there and then just in the middle of the night without a care full

frontal just walk across the hallway hey hey kaya whose full frontal was more disturbing to see

moms or dads probably i love her to death but mom really why what did it look like describe it so she's just she's very big chested um i think she's a g and so there was just a lot to see there and a lot he couldn't look away from um and her her dad is um very like body he's he works out a lot he you know watches what he eats and so so we kind of like his he's got a very good physique yeah his mom you know there's there was just a lot to look at there can you imagine

Can you imagine seeing your best friend's mom and dad's, you know, vagina and wiener? No. Oh, my God. I would never stop talking about it. That's crazy. What's up, Shelly? How you doing?

Good morning, everybody. How's it going?

Good. Who did you see naked?

Well, actually, somebody saw me and my ex-husband naked.

Oh, geez. Who was it?

He and I were, we were in Florida, and we were in a pool making some fantastic cookies. and we heard something come, a noise from behind us. So we get out, you know, I throw a towel around me. My husband walked towards the bushes and there was a police officer standing in between the bushes, crossing down, watching us. Oh my gosh, that's weird.

Like not stopping you.

No, not stopping. I was thinking, oh gosh, we're going to get arrested in decent exposure. No, he was just enjoying the show, which my husband asked me, he's like, hey, you enjoying the show, ma'am? What did the police officer say and do? what that what did he say and do he didn't say anything he just kind of ducked in you know kind of walked off really fast it was so embarrassing and i was like oh my gosh a police officer is watching i hope he didn't have video but if he did i look much better then i wonder how many

times cops come up on cars of you know people and they're naked doing things and just sit there and watch for a little bit before they shine their flashlights on that's disgusting ah geez what's up what what if it was justin and hayley bieber in there or or uh ryan reynolds and blake live i would watch come on seriously i'd be there the whole time i'd be like wait until they all finished and then i'd be all right you're under arrest what's up uh jonathan hey how's it going

first time long hey buddy who did you see naked so i was coming home from work and my neighbor I had to barely move into the apartment, and they had, like, a glass screen door, and I was walking up the stairs, and I see my neighbor. She was, like, 13 years older than me, and I seen her naked, yeah, like, everything. But I ended up marrying her. Oh, that's awesome.

Love it first night, you know? That's incredible. Wow. How old was she compared to you?

She was 13 years older than me.

13 years older. So you got, that's like the great, that's like the Mrs. Robinson type story.

That's like the, that's amazing.

One of those stories.

It turned out to be, it turned out to be just like a, like a, just like a texting. It turned out, that's all it was. Like freakiness. And then I ended up getting a divorce.

Like, oh geez. Oh man. We had a neighbor that lived next door to us, uh, Mr. uh, uh, Baranek. And he had this younger wife. and i remember when i was uh a kid the rumor was that the guy that lived on the opposite side who was my brother bill's age was having an affair with her like and he was young he was like maybe just out of high school and he was having a relationship with him and i remember as a young kid looking out our window our screen door window you could see like their back balcony area that he had off his master bedroom and seeing the neighbor robbie climbing down from the balcony and that's what it reminded me of of him saying that i did that like he sounded like the younger guy that ended up fooling around yeah that's like a movie scene oh dude it was amazing we we all idolized robbie after that what's up chris how you doing hey i'm doing well uh first time long time we're talking about a little nudity what's going on yeah so i i get invited to be

uh best man i'm one of my best friend's weddings and you know we we have the wedding everything goes great we uh we go to reception and everybody decides you know after the reception's done we're gonna we're gonna close it down and we're gonna go over and get in the hot tub have some drinks at a friend's house so we all get there and sure enough i get in the hot tub i feel a little awkward because i decided you know i i don't have a swimsuit i'll just want my underwear so i'm doing that i already feel a little awkward and out walked the groom's uh father and mother and they are completely naked and i'm right hot tub next to me wait so they just didn't care not at all just letting it all hang out and it was very much so all hanging out what what did mom's boobs look like were they saggy you know you ever seen the 40 year old virgin couple of bags of sand mojo wait the next day was the wedding right no that oh this was the this is the next day we wake up and everybody's there and it was quite awkward i tell you what

thank you for the call man that's awesome call what's up thomas oh my god mojo my grandmama

You saw your grandmama naked?

Yes, yes, yes. So, God rest her soul. You know, she was probably, it was a few years ago, but, you know, she came out into the living room in a fully birthday suit and she had dementia. But them things dropped like mixtapes, bro.

Like mixtapes.

That's fantastic. Cole, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

Hey, how's it going, guys?

Fantastic, Cole. We're talking about seeing somebody naked. Who'd you see?

Unfortunately, I saw my mom's boyfriend at the time naked at Disney World.

At Disney World?

Oh, how magical.

Why?

Yeah, so we had joint rooms because I have two other brothers, and I had my girlfriend along with me. And so my mom and her boyfriend at the time, they had their own room. and I think it was like something like midnight or one in the morning something like that and I went in my room because their side had the kitchen I wanted a little late night snack and I go through the room and laying on the bed without a blanket looking like a dead frog in the water was mom's boyfriend and his balls were just hanging out nothing like that at all it was the reddest thing I've ever seen And every single day, I was saying that it wasn't going to work out for them because I was never going to get that image out of my head.

Yeah. Did his balls look like Mickey's ears?

Yeah, they were a little bit redder, but they were just redder.

Oh, my gosh. Jamie, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Hi, Jamie. First time, long time. Hey, buddy.

Jamie's on the phone.

We're getting great calls on this topic. Who'd you see naked?

Yeah, so I came home from school early, and I told my mom I was going to be out all night, and I came home, actually, and my mom and her friend and her husband were in there, you know, getting busy.

Oh, no. So you saw your mom getting nailed by her husband?

And one of her friends. Wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no. Wait, wait. Are you serious?

I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust. Wait, what? Yes, it was really bad. Your mom, her guy. My mom, a guy, and one of her friends.

Oh, my God. Wait, so when you're watching this, first off, it's one thing to see your mom and dad have sex.

It's another thing to have a third there. Oh, God, it was traumatic.

Was your mom an all-star?

like was it was she pretty crazy I bet you I would have been out of there as

fast as can be I swear to you I would like the moment that I noticed that my mom is getting with it was it a guy and a girl well he said listen to himself was did he reference whether it was a guy or a girl that was with her her boyfriend oh it was a girl it was a girl okay all right good thank god could you imagine two dudes doing your mom and then you walk in if i walked in with my mom getting banged by two guys holy

jesus god rest your soul mama i love you catching cheaters and proud of it ow i'm sorry get your home for war of the roses on mojo in the morning madison will you tell everybody why you think that

your boyfriend is cheating on you yeah so um for the last couple of months i've been noticing I think he's been Snapchatting this girl, and I just feel like something's going on between the two of them.

Well, obviously. Why is he snapping?

Who was the girl, did you ask? I don't really know her. They went to college together, and he says they're just friends, but it just, I don't know, it feels really weird.

But he is at least admitting that he is talking to her, but saying that there's nothing going on between the two of them?

Yes, and I do have some anxiety, and I do look at his phone occasionally. So I have seen that they've been talking. But it's easy to say that there's nothing going on when the messages disappear. Oh, yeah.

Do you ask him if he talks to her through text or DM, too?

No, I haven't really, like, asked, no.

Because it is a little shady that he's on just Snapchat talking to her.

Yeah.

Is that how he talks to you or talks to other people, too?

No, no, like, we text.

And does he have a lot of people that he snaps with?

Um, I don't know. Like, I really, I don't know.

You don't see any others that are in there with him?

I guess, I guess, I don't know.

How did you guys meet? Did you guys meet in person or dating?

No, we actually met on Hinge.

He's a social butterfly. He's got, he's got all his basic.

is covered. We're going to see what he does when we call him up to see who he'll send a dozen free roses to. Okay. All right. I want you to hang on the phone for just one second. We're hoping that the flowers go to Madison.

Hey.

One second, switching to my... That's it.

Hello?

Hello? Hey, can you hear me better now?

Hi, is this Shane?

Hey, this is Shane.

Hi, Shane. My name is Nicole, and I'm calling from a brand new online floral company called rosesbloom.com with an offer for some free flowers. You sound busy, this will take 30 seconds. If you answer two survey questions for us, we're actually going to give you a dozen long-stemmed red roses that you can send to the person of your choice anywhere in the country totally free of charge to you. We're just trying to spread the word about our new business. Shane? Hello? Shane? Hi. Hello? You sound like you're in a tunnel, Shane.

Hey, hey.

Oh, there we go. Hi, too bad. Hi. Did you want to go ahead and do the survey and send the flowers? Yeah, sure. Okay. Have you purchased flowers in the last six months, Shane? I don't think so. Okay. Do you plan on purchasing flowers in the next six months? I could, potentially, yeah. Okay. As a thank you for participating in the survey, roses bloom.com is gonna give you that dozen long stemmed red roses and so let's get these going in terms of who they're gonna go to and we'll get some information from you so I need to start with a first and a last name yes and they can we'll send them out this afternoon just you know when they're going out sure I'm gonna send it to Gabby okay and do you have a phone number for for gabby yeah okay okay and i am gonna start a profile for you shane just so hopefully when you order flowers from us in the future this is going to be a much faster process gabby is on your profile now i just need um her relationship to you what do you need for me what is her really i have her phone number in here yeah i need her relationship to you uh it just makes me my girlfriend okay and shane we do something unique at rosesbloom.com where we offer a digital voice card instead of a paper card so you can leave your own message and that'll get texted to gabby when the flowers get delivered so she can play and hear who they're from along with a little message from you so we're going to go ahead and record that okay okay like now yep i'm going to count you down, and then just say something short and sweet.

Okay.

Three, two, one.

Yo, Gabby, you're like my furthest patient ever.

Okay. And, Shane, I also have to let you know that this call is being recorded for quality and training purposes. Are you okay with that? Oh, yeah, sure.

Okay. and Shane I'm going to just tell you a couple last things and then I'm going to let you go and we'll send those flowers off okay I just want to let you know one quick thing before we do that while we've been talking to you on the phone that your girlfriend not Gabby but Madison has been listening in and just heard you send flowers to another girl Shane this This is not a joke This is the mojo in the morning show Shane And Madison has been Listening in to this phone call And just heard you send flowers And call some other girl Your girlfriend Shane?

Yeah?

Madison is on the phone right now. Madison? Yeah. What did you want to say to Shane? I just... I don't even know what I'm supposed to say.

Like, I just, I knew it, I knew, I knew it. I don't understand why you would do this to me, like, why you would waste my time.

I don't know why you had to do this in public.

That's what you're, that's what you're upset about? Yeah, kind of. Okay.

It's kind of f***ed up. Okay. Wish it would. Well, you cheating on me, I think, is a little bit worse than me doing this in public, so.

Can we talk about this later, not in front of everyone?

No, I don't feel like I need to talk about this anymore, so. Come on, please.

Shane, I think that Madison has tried to talk to you about it by asking you who you're talking to on your phone and asking you questions about the people you're talking to. That was the private part, but you lied about that.

Uh-huh. I get it.

How long have you been in a relationship with this other girl?

and do i need to tell you that now in front of everyone how's that going to help them

well it might help madison and does that other girl does that girl gabby that you sent the flowers to does she know about madison no she will now

you are in a big mess my friend your home for the world famous war of the roses is mojo in the morning

don't miss this mojo in the morning when we come back here next on the show is there anything good that comes from snapchat i mean i'd be quite honest with you maybe a filter i mean possibly i mean if you're on snapchat you're on for only one reason am i wrong on that and if i am you can tell me and how did you catch your significant other cheating because of snapchat i'm calling it out because it's definitely the cheating app and it's still used um we'll be back update war of the roses next join the discussion now 844 mojo live 844

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I knew it. I knew. I knew it. I don't understand why you would do this to me. Like, why you would waste my time.

i don't know why you have to do this in public

that's what you're upset about yeah kind of okay kind of up okay well you cheating on me

i think is a little bit worse than me doing this in public so

Pudge in the morning I'm telling you You don't have to be a rocket scientist To know that if he's just Communicating with somebody over Snapchat Nowhere else Then that there's something going on But I will be quite honest with you The message he left on the card Made me realize he's not a rocket scientist oh my god i i'll have to play that back in a second here because that was like he played that thing back oh man it's like could you imagine you open up that thing and you get that message from him whatever makes me sound like a genius oh my god jessica what's going on

it's mojo in the morning war of the roses hey guys love you well we love you too we love you too I was, yeah, I agree with you, Mojo. That message he left, it almost sounded like he was trying to, like, start a rap or something.

Like, no!

He was going in. And just immediately, no. And, I mean, just what a complete and utter douchebag. So even if, let's just say Gabby listens to the message, she's going to be done with him anyway after that.

Give you hope. Hold on, here it is.

yo gabby you're like my perfect person ever you're like my perfect person ever

i would say that's a 2023 sonic

I don't know how old he is or what, but, yeah, I mean, all I can say is douchebag, and she went with her gut, and she was right, and I'm proud of her for saying, we don't need to talk any further, like, this is it, because I can't stand it when you can just hear over the radio that you know the women are going to go back, or if they've already been a long time, it's like, why'd you? Douchebag! why'd you do it yes yes thank you for the call appreciate you jessica love you

kayla what's going on it's mojo in the morning how are you hey good morning good morning

um so i was gonna say for the snapchat thing like it depends on the person not everybody only uses it for cheating like i prefer to just send my friends a video rather than a long text but the fact that this man had like the nerve and the gall and the gumption to be mad at her

the goal um by the way you're so special real quick i got a special message for you

gabby you're like my first person ever relationship's over right there

you gotta get some like love music like some really soft music and make a love song out of

that i can do that i'll do that what's going on uh lindsey uh voice disguise is that your real

name or is that an alias it's not my real name okay what's going on um i i dated a guy for six

years that did the same thing he cheated on me for snapchat oh geez and how'd you bust out

um i a co-worker told me that her friend was getting messages from him and then he did she confronted me about it and i confronted him and he was like no i deleted snapchat it's not on there and then i went on his snapchat and if it was like recent messages you can even if it's deleted you can message the person and then all of those old messages

will pop up and i saw them wow i i i'm not a snapchat uh that's amazing what did you read

um he was just saying really inappropriate things to her just implying and like basically saying he wanted to have relations with her and all these dirty things and she knew that we were in a relationship but i mean it was a while by then lindsey i asked this question

because earlier this week we asked somebody something kind of similar like where you found out that the guy was actually using the same pet name when he was saying some dirty things that he wanted to say to her or do to her would he do that to you too would he send you messages saying i'm going to do this to you no he wouldn't so what is the explain that to me then is it that he didn't think that you're the type of person that would want to do dirty things or he wanted to treat you more like with class and he wanted her just for the ass?

Yeah, I think so. He just wanted to. He told her all his sexual fantasies and stuff and he said that he felt like he couldn't tell me

those things. Wow. And he never talked to you about his sexual fantasies?

He did a little bit, but he talked to her way more about it.

So when he would tell you this, and I'm not trying to be therapist here but when he told told you that did you discount his sexual fantasies or make him feel like he was a freak for having the sexual fantasies and maybe that might explain like what he's doing and what you know why he's searching for something it would it would be things like

having a threesome and i just wasn't comfortable with that okay and another thing was um having like sex with somebody of a different race and i mean obviously i can't do that for him

He wanted, wait, he wanted, this is interesting. He wanted you and he or just you to have sex with somebody of a different race?

Of him.

He wanted to.

Oh, he, so he would say he would want, who did he want to have sex with?

Um, a black girl.

So he wanted to have some black girl booty.

So he just asked you if he could cheat. Right.

Yeah. Yeah.

That's interesting. I mean, yeah, and I told him no, and then he tried finding somebody else that would do stuff like him.

Okay.

Can I ask another question? Sure. You don't have to ask, by the way.

It's not a press conference. Sorry, I don't know if we have time. Yes, Megan Mick up in the front row. Where are you from? What's your organization?

So many questions. Hello, Megan Mick, Mojo in the Morning, WKQI Detroit. Question, why stay with him after he asked you? That to me is like a huge red flag. I'm surprised you say that you even found him cheating. Why stay?

You know, I've asked myself that many times.

Oh, okay. My bad. I'm sorry.

yeah no it's okay no it's okay no i stayed with him way way longer than i should have i still believe that he would be a different person but he wasn't and yeah i think that was like i still

stayed with him like three years after that so that was hey real quick uh mojo here associated

He wanted to have sex with a black girl The girl that he was snapping with Was she a black girl?

No, she was white

Okay, alright, she's asking And for the record

Black booty's great I'm a fact checker

I told you

I don't know Black booty lovers Real quick

Before we end this whole thing By request By request.

Come on. Yo, Gabby, you're like my perfect patient ever. Yo. Perfect patient ever.

He needs to be a drop.

Yeah, I was just going to say, we should take out the Gabby part, and when the callers call in, that's the response.

My perfect patient ever. now i'm gonna have the song in my head the rest of the day the home of the second date update this is mojo in the morning i can't take another bite of food i'm stuffed oh pie yeah i'll take some pie happy thanksgiving

From Mojo in the Morning. It is Mojo in the Morning show. If you're somebody that does this, we need to hear from you. Because usually it's just people commenting on it, you know, where people are like, oh, yeah, I think when you do that, you look goofy. But I want to hear from the goofy people. Megan, what's going on?

So yesterday I was changing the wallpaper on my phone. And part of it was because we had some photos come in. And I was like, oh, I really like this one. like I think I look really cute I think I should post this on the wallpaper on my phone so I go into my phone settings and I set it as the wallpaper and immediately I go can't do that that's a douchebag move you're you can't have yourself and only yourself as your wallpaper and I'm really annoyed as somebody who is single with no kids that I'm not allowed to do this because I can look at all of your phones and all of you have a background with yourself in it but I'm not allowed to do it because I don't have kids or a spouse.

For those that don't understand the wallpaper, it's your screensaver, right, on your phone. So that's one, if you don't know that, it's called wallpaper. But so because I do have me on there, but I have me with Chelsea on mine. Shannon, you have what, you and Wes?

Well, I usually have you and Wes, but if Lucy is ever around me, no, she resets it to just herself. So right now it's Lucy. She popped over yesterday.

Okay. What does everybody else have on theirs?

I like it for the iPhone, you can rotate. So you can pick a new screen every day if you want to. So typically I'll have affirming words on there or scriptures or something that I need to focus on. If not that, then the only people on my phone that I have for screensavers is Josiah. Like old pictures of Joe.

KP, what do you have as yours?

It's either my best friend Jenna or Bubba.

Okay. Why best friend Jenna? How did Jenna get on there?

Because she's my best friend. Oh, that's nice.

Megan, I think that guys that have themselves on their wallpaper or their screensaver, to me, look like douchebags.

Right.

I don't necessarily think women do, though. Am I wrong?

No, I think you're wrong. Really? I think you're absolutely wrong. Yeah, I don't think you can. No, it's totally douchebaggy. And I realized it was every time I'm going to be out in public, if somebody ever saw myself as my wallpaper, the first thing you think is, well, you're self-absorbed, aren't you?

Like, I think it's equally weird, Megan, if you were to walk into somebody's apartment or house and they had a photo of their, like, senior photos and they're, like, 30 years old on their wall. Or, like, a picture, like, if you did a pageant or something and you had a pageant photo of you on the wall, like, that to me is weird.

If you're going to do it, though, there is one exception. A, it has to be a painting that you've commissioned because that's hysterical. Or it has to be very large and properly framed and so, like, have, like, a gallery light above it. Like, be so over the top.

It has to be ironic in order for it to not be weird.

Yes.

What if you just like the photo of yourself and you admire the way that you look? I don't know.

As a single person, you're not allowed to do anything with it.

That's weird.

It's true, though. i appreciate that thought kev like i think that it's like i love megan that you loved the new photos enough and are confident in the way that you look in them to want to make it your wallpaper but i still if i walked into your house kevin you had a framed photo of just you i'd be like

like bro you're not the duke of edinburgh take that down it depends i think it depends on the photo. Like, if it's like the Meghan photo where

it's just a white background and you're posing. Like, yeah, don't put that up. But if I'm in the middle of Little Caesars Arena and it's my first time hosting the game, then, like, that's a fire photo for me. I kind of agree.

Yeah, I don't know.

Are we on YouTube and Facebook? We are. Good. I want to show this to YouTube and Facebook, if you guys are there. In honor of the fact that Megan can't have hers on her phone, I'm going to put her on my phone. So I want you to know that So Megan and also my aura ring Just said stretch my legs out a bit I've been sitting too much So there you go so that's mine Megan So I think here's what I'm going to ask Everybody to do today in honor of this topic I would ask everybody to Go grab a picture of Megan There's some great ones that are posted Up on our social media And I want everybody to have Megan on their phones

I don't do that I feel like I'm getting much worse By bringing up that I felt like This is not mocking. We should have Mark change every screensaver on the computers. I don't like that. I regret talking about it. No, our default picture today should be you. I want Megan. I want Megan.

Just Megan. Do you remember the old Microsoft screen, lock screen, where it went like in the corners? And listen, you may have remembered that Megan actually did a topic on the air about how much these pictures meant to her, that these were great pictures that we did as a show.

You do look amazing. And so, we're asking you all.

Andrea wants to comment here. What's up, Andrea?

Hi, I have a solution for all of you. You can be like me and just put Shrek as your...

I do like when people randomly have, like, Deadpool as, you know, their screensaver. What's happening, Ray? Hi.

Hi.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you.

Oh, can you hear me now?

There you go.

Okay, good. So I have myself as my screensaver because I'm one of those people who loses my phone like every 20 seconds.

That's great. If lost, return to. Well, yeah, I have that set up, too. That's actually a very good idea. What's up, Mario? How you doing? You have your picture on your screensaver, on your wallpaper?

Well, I used to. I've gotten a little lazy over the years, but just to add on to what the last person was saying, yeah, so I used to have my picture as a screensaver, but along with it, I had my Facebook URL, my Snapchat, my Instagram thingy on, like, the bottom left corner, because I have a lock screen, and if I lose my phone, a random person finds it, how are they going to get in contact, you know? Okay. That's actually very smart.

I haven't thought about that, to have just like your handle for something.

So yeah, that was my take on that. Like, once I heard you guys making comments about being douchebaggy, I'm like, no, I feel like I got a good reason.

But it could be a photo of somebody else. Are you with somebody else with all that stuff still on it?

True. Oh, and by the way, first time, long time.

Mario's on the phone!

Thanks for the call, buddy. What's going on, Maria?

so on top of this girl that i work with having her um phone as uh her her own picture as her wallpaper she has a pendant like the size of a golf ball with her picture on it so when i saw her when i saw her from a distance i thought it was like a family member that passed away or like i don't know i guess i got closer i'm like who is that she's like that's me it is the biggest picture she wears every single day around her neck of a picture of herself that that's interesting

that's psychotic no psychotic is the word you're looking for i don't know what else to say i wonder if there's a reason there's got to be a reason you know what everybody always says i'm the mean one between us shannon we just said this we just said the same thing differently yes i said psychotic and you said interesting. Bless her.

What's up, Voice Disguise O? What's up, O?

Hi, I have a friend who had boudoir pictures taken for her boyfriend. And when they broke up, she took them and she still has them hanging in her house, in her bedroom. And she has a teenage son who also lives with her. So I thought that was very weird that you would have boudoir pictures just hanging in your bedroom.

How many times do you think that teenage son has his teenage buddies over and the boys go into that room to go look at mom?

Oh, my gosh. I don't even want to know.

Boudoir photos should never probably be framed and hung up, probably, right? Aren't they just basically for you to give to the person that?

I mean, I hope that mine never seemed like a day except for Wes. I'm going to frame them.

What's going on, Brian?

Hey, so I was just riding with my girlfriend. So we were just wondering, we were thinking about the whole name thing. Like, what if you have a tattoo with your own name? Is that douchey as well?

Yeah, that's an interesting one. That's a little weird. Why would you do that? Why do you have a tattoo with your name, it sounds like?

A lot of people that I know do.

Yeah, but I asked you, do you?

Maybe not like my government. Not the government name, but like a nickname.

Wait, is your girl in the car with you right now, you son?

Hi, Mojo!

How are you? Do you think he's a douchebag for having his name on him? Well, he got his skills because his son is his junior. What do you just say? Oh, okay. That worked. Thanks for the call, buddy. This year, I'm seven turkey for alcohol so I can tolerate my family. Happy Thanksgiving from Mojo in the Morning. Back to Mojo in the Morning. Mojo in the Morning show. This is called GPS Kev, because that's now his new name, GPS Kev. So I saw Kevin a couple of times this past weekend. Saturday night, Kevin and I went to dinner with a whole bunch of friends. Shout out to all of our friends that were there, the Old Blocks, Jeff Sackwa, Judge Vicki Valentine, and Tony. She's amazing. The Hafner. I mean, everybody was there. It was a whole bunch of people. We were all in this place, and everybody came over to our table because it was a fun table. and so we're having fun kev was wearing his you know instagram glasses you know that he that he has he's filming everybody with those glasses and uh we had a great time so the next day i was like hey let's get together again and let's do lunch and kev says where should we go i go let's go to the same place it was actually kind of good let's go hang out and do the same thing so we made plans that we were going to get together and i actually shared with you guys the text kevin sent me a text at 1231 yesterday. Still good for 1 o'clock or are you chilling out today? That's his text that he sent me. I said yes. Okay? Then I get there at 1 o'clock. I'm waiting in the parking lot of place because I said we'll walk in together and then we'll get a table and we'll hang out together. Kevin sends me a text message and I'll look at the exact times because it doesn't show up on this.

Are you reading text out loud now?

Yeah, I'm reading text out loud here right now. Oh, you're going there. I got, this is by the way. Your Honor, I've got all the exhibits here on right now. Kevin's text message to me. So this is 1 o'clock. I send him the text. Okay. At 1.28. So I've been sitting in my car for 28 minutes waiting for him. He says, be thee at 1.45.

Be there.

Yeah. And then I said, let me know when you pull in. I've been waiting for him. Okay. at 1.46, he sends me, I went to the wrong effing place.

How do you go to the wrong place?

Well, let me just say this. Mind you, he lives less than 10 minutes from this place. Like, I'm not kidding you. It's less than the McDonald's down the street from the station here, okay? And what he did was, he's so dependent on his GPS that he puts his GPS in there when he goes to the bathroom, you know? And what he did was...

How did you do that? Didn't you just push the previous destination from the day prior?

He put a new destination in there and hit a destination and just starts driving. He's like, you know, lollygagging driving. He got all the way to a place that wasn't even close to where we were. It was like 25 minutes away.

Once you hit the 10-minute mark, aren't you like, huh, this is taking a long time. Nothing looks familiar.

I don't think he pays attention to the road. I think he looks at the fake road on the GPS on his Apple CarPlay or something. He drove all the way 30 minutes away from where I sat in that car. I sat in that car waiting for him. He drove to a different place. And I'm thinking to myself, A, you live 10 minutes from here. You were just here literally less than 24 hours ago. Why are you putting the address back in there? I mean, I get maybe some people do that because they don't want, you know, they want the cop alerts, you know, like where the cops are. Mm hmm. But but I also get that people do it because they want to know exactly what time they're going to pull in. Yes. But how do you put the wrong place in and how do you not realize this doesn't look familiar?

You're not lying. You're so pretty. Listen, listen, listen. You are so pretty. Here's the thing. So everything he said is accurate. Just to give more insight, I knew I had to have an important phone conversation with someone. So I was waiting until I had like travel time to have that conversation. so in my mind mind you these places basically have the same name the place that i went to that was the

correct place and then the place that i was supposed to go to now he's absolutely right was i there not 24 hours before yes but it's not a place i frequent so much so that he gave me the address the day before so to shannon's point yes it was in my maps but because this place has like an identical name or whatever i just selected one now i'm having this important conversation for these 20 minutes now the funny part is the day before it did only take me like 14 minutes to go there and when i put the new place in they said 20 i was like hmm maybe it's just labor day traffic that's what i was like it's labor day traffic that could be it but literally i get there it's like you were riding in the nation i was like yeah this ain't it all right i want to

ask this question who's the person that follows the gps so bad or so close that they screwed themselves up like i kevin's the kevin's the guy's gonna drive into a lake that's not true he's gonna He's going to drive off the side of a bridge that says road closed.

No, that's me. It really is me. I'm so, especially since moving up here to the Detroit area, I am so dependent on navigation. It's psychotic. I'm probably more dangerous on the road because I'm constantly checking where I'm supposed to be.

I don't think that's a bad thing. Wow. It's only if you have the wrong destination.

Yeah, that is dumb as hell.

844-MOJO-LIVE, text 95500. This is 313 that says, I can't even laugh at Kev. I drove 20 minutes in the wrong direction trying to get to my apartment. I was in a completely different city. How does that happen?

You want to know what's even, man. So I've had to have an oil change for like at least a week. And big shout out to Valvoline. That's the place I go. And there's one Valvoline in particular that I've gone to. And I like the guys that's there. I play my music live, we be vibing, we be chilling. I cannot find it. And I've gone to like four other ones, just putting different ones in the map. And every time I ride by, I'm like, nope. I'm literally like a thousand miles over. The date was August 14th. I was like, I gotta find this one. I don't know where it is. I don't know where it is.

I don't get you sometimes. Because sometimes you seem so put together. And then there are other times where I go, how does this guy even survive? You know, it must be your mom must do everything still for you.

She doesn't do nothing for me. Oh, you better take that back.

She texts me every morning and says, do your best. You better take that back because she watches that son of yours and I know that your mom does a lot for you. I love my mom.

You know why my dad doesn't do that? Because he knows even my best is disappointing.

Just do you.

Try, I guess.

Try, I guess. I like this text, too. 303 says, are we doing a round of am I the a-hole? Because Kev sounds like it. What's up, CJ? How you doing?

Hey, hey. So Kevin is an a-hole for that. He should have put you first.

Yes.

But I have done that same issue before, so I feel his pain.

Wait, what issue? The issue of following the GPS or being in the car and waiting and talking and stuff like that?

Following the GPS to the wrong location. Because I have picked the wrong location with a similar name, too. So, yeah.

Yeah. So, it is kind of funny when you do go to places and you'll type in the first couple of words. You've got to be specific to know.

You've got to just double check.

Like the street names and stuff.

Right? Yeah. Right. Sorry, Kevin.

Yeah. I'm sorry. Never invited him.

I love Amy Paul.

Hey, CJ.

What's up? Mojo in the morning. Hello.

Hi. I was just calling about going to the wrong location. Yeah. What happened? We took a family trip up north to right around Manistee. It was a four-hour drive. We're from, like, the Ann Arbor area. We get up. We stopped in the middle at a brewery. and um we stopped at the brewery got some lunch and beer got back in the car thinking we were an hour and a half from our destination 20 minutes out we realized we were back in lansing that's a hell of a drive huh oh my gosh our kids wanted to cry

by the way you can never take your kids on another road trip ever again they're gonna be like how are we gonna get there we're driving no they're gonna be crying what's up darcy

hey i'm an amazon delivery driver and i'm also just really easily geographically confused all the time oh gosh i have to follow the gps everywhere how do you wait you and that's what

you do for a living is you're delivering it is yes

Do people get wrong packages? We have a different type of GPS system, and so it doesn't have exact locations. So it can be a little difficult sometimes to follow if you don't know the area.

Do you drive one of those cool trucks that look like they're prehistoric or something? Or is there something weird with them? The electric fan. That was fire. I like fire. Those things are wild. How did people deliver mail and packages before GPS? They actually knew street names. That's insane to me. Smart people. What's up, Tiffany?

Hi, so I have Mike Beat. So when I used to work for a rental company back when they had, like, the TomTom GPS units, I drove two hours out of my way and realized I was going the wrong way.

Two hours? It didn't...

Yeah, I just took the break off of where I was supposed to go to Detroit, and I went completely opposite, and it didn't even tell me to turn around or anything, and I just followed it religiously.

Oh, my God. So two hours out of the way, and you had to go backpedal and go back the other way. Yeah. Jeez. Two hours seems like it's way too long. I mean, I would be like, this doesn't seem right. What's up, Emily?

Hi. So my story is that we're headed to a cruise. We're flying out of Detroit. And we're from Toyota, so it's not that far away. Okay. And we were driving up. My dad put the address. He thought was the airport. It was not. But instead of using his GPS on his phone, he used it on the old-style Garmin, whatever it was.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And it took us like an hour and a half away.

Where did it take you to? Some guy's driveway?

God, oh my gosh. It was like, I don't mean, the ghetto.

Okay.

It's the ghetto. When they finally arrived to the airport, we were like running through the airport trying to get to our flight so we didn't miss our truth.

Was it like a bar named the airport? What was that? I want to know how it got confused. I don't know.

I don't know. The landing strip.

That's where it was?

Were you at the strip club? The strip club. Were you at the strip club?

All right. It is Mojo in the Morning Show. Megan, what is the must-do holiday tradition?

Okay. Do you guys have that thing where it doesn't feel like the holidays? Oh, Shannon.

That sounds like a commercial. Holidays. It's holidays at Macy's.

I don't know what is happening to us today, but I think we're all melting down.

We had a busy weekend. We were out at the mall getting toys for toys for everybody in Toledo, and then we had the Red Wings game.

Yeah, well, the night before that, I was there for the Christmas tree lighting at the lights before Christmas at the Toledo Zoo, which is something that I have to do every single year. I have to go to the lights before Christmas or it doesn't feel like the holidays.

Because they make you or have to because you like to?

I have to because it's like tradition. I love to do it. I've done it. I think every year I've been alive, I have gone to the lights before Christmas. And it doesn't feel like the holidays. That's a lie. There was one year I didn't do it. And I genuinely got so upset that I didn't get to experience it. But I now live here in downtown Detroit, and I'm not as used to Michigan traditions or, like, must-dos. And I was hoping you guys could help me out with, like, making a to-do list.

You have to do holiday nights at Greenfield Village. It is my absolute favorite thing to do.

Okay. I haven't been to Greenfield Village since I've got seven. Oh, wow. Well, thanks. I can help you.

I've got one. The parade. You're literally right there for the Thanksgiving parade. and you can go and watch it and then go back home. Actually, you've got the perfect seats for it. You live right there.

So if people don't know, my dad was born and raised in Detroit. And last year was the first year I lived in Detroit for Thanksgiving. And I got to take him to the parade that he used to do as a kid. And that was like a really cool moment for me. So that's not on the to-do list, unfortunately, this year because my dad has plans.

But I'll be there.

Why don't? The whole fam, come.

Seriously, come sit.

Wait, are these only holiday traditions, like, at this time of the year? Because there's other traditions, too. Like, you've got to go light off a whole bunch of fireworks during Fourth of July with a Chaldean family in West Bloomfield.

Is that a must-do?

That's a must-do. I do that all the time. Or, I don't know, one of the other favorite traditions is to go to tip-up town or to, you know, like, do any of the east side, like, boating adventures. I saw Dino Cicerelli this weekend, and Dino Cicerelli's like, how come I don't see you out there in the water anymore? And I'm like, you know why you don't see me ever in the water? I would never go. Back in the day, Spike would go all the time. I would never go. I'd never go because I went one year, and all I smelled was urine. Oh, gross.

I've never been to Frankenmuth, so I feel like that's... You've never been? I've never been.

Oh, my God. Never once.

Why do you say it like...

Like, you're so excited. Because I've done something Megan hasn't done. And honestly, I'm regretful of it. To me... Don't go. All it is... So, I've lived in Detroit for more of my life than I have not lived in Detroit, okay? And the first year I ever lived here, everybody told me I needed to go and get chicken in Frankenmuth and go to Frank... Go to... What the hell is the Christmas?

Oh, I'm sorry. Bronner's.

Bronner's. So I said to Chelsea, when the kids come home from, you know, school, we're going to get in the car. We're going to drive, you know, up 75, and we're going to go. And she's like, oh, that would be a fun tradition. So we made the kids get all dressed up because we thought you had to dress up. Believe me. You don't. Wear your overalls or something. I don't know. They hang out in Frank and Moose. So you go there. We go to Bronner's first. I'm like, this is like the Dixieland flea market. You know what I mean? of christmas and then we go get chicken and i thought the chicken was just it was mediocre

i was not a fan the funniest when you came in that do you remember monday morning and he's like

just did not understand i was like the chicken this is something that like it's because i grew up here i'm gonna like love you have to grow up here i'm like this is like nuts but you should do it at least once yeah just so you can say you did it okay all right hold on stephanie you got something that Megan should do that would be a tradition now that she's calling herself a detraitor?

Yeah. Out in, I think it's Commerce where Glenmore's Trails is. They have an adult night. It's a walk a mile a mile walk through the woods with all the Christmas lights. Is it nice?

Yes. I haven't gone to the holiday one, but I've done the Halloween one. It's really, really fun. Halloween is

amazing. Christmas is just as good.

Okay. All right. Although walking to me is not a good idea. Can I get in a horse carriage? Like, do they have that where I can... What's up, Jennifer? Hi.

Hey, guys. How are you? Good morning.

Good morning. Happy holidays. Happy Thanksgiving. Happy Christmas.

Happy holidays. Yeah. So, Megan, you have to go see the lights on Heinz Drive.

Okay. What is that? That's fun, too, to do one time. It is. Lightfest.

Yeah, it's, like, what, a few miles of just, like, lights that you drive through. Yes. And what we do is, like, we go get hot cocoa or, like, a coffee. We turn the Christmas music on in the car. And you just cruise and see all those pretty lights. It's tradition. Go to the bathroom before you go. Yeah.

Because there's no way out of that line.

It's not super big, but. Is it just, like, a neighborhood? Yeah, it's like a tradition for us.

No, it's like they take like a chunk of Heinz, like this road, and then they block it off for this. And it's all, it's like this, have you been to Magic of Lights at Pynab? It's very similar to that. Okay. That's in a parking lot. This is just like on a road.

Okay. It's cool.

What about in other stuff? Have you ever been to, and I know this is not the holidays, but have you ever gone to the Woodward Dream Cruise at all?

No. No?

No, because the only reason I asked that question was that was another thing that I went to for the very first time as a non, you know, I grew up in town here and I went to it. I'm like, why is a FedEx truck driving up Woodward? Like, I was like wondering why it is. I always thought it was just supposed to be all classic cars, but there's like people like just driving regular cars. I'm like, that's not special. Like, why don't they just shut the whole thing down and just let your classic cars go up and down? They do certain things here. Detroit is a great place. Don't get me wrong. We're the hardest working people in the world. But sometimes we half-ass things a little bit.

Did you guys see the Christmas tree lighting that went down?

It was unbelievable.

On Friday night at Campus Martius, there were like 120,000 people or something there.

Yeah, that's a tradition that I wish we were more a part of as a show.

Yeah, that is so fun.

I want to be part of that. What's up, Samantha? Hi.

Hey, Mojo, how are you?

Good, I heard that I offended you. Is that true?

No, you didn't offend me. I just want to tell you, you need to try the seasoning on the chicken. If you do a light seasoning on that chicken from Zender's, it makes it all better.

Really?

Yes. The seasoning they have on the table, just do very little. It makes it so much better, yeah.

I definitely didn't season it.

Yeah, that makes it better. And, Megan, you definitely need to go to Frankenmuth and stay the night. So that way you can see the lights at night. It's a very beautiful place. Frankenmuth is something I do with my daughter. We're actually going tonight. Her and her friend, we're going for Thanksgiving. We've never gone.

Hold on. Hold on, Nichelle. Nichelle, I just picked you up. Nichelle's like, uh, uh, uh. What were you saying, Nichelle?

Honey, honey, honey, honey. That chicken is not fried by black folks. Okay? Okay. Megan, do me a...

favorite. Go over to the other side and go shopping. Okay, skip the chicken. Where's the good chicken then? My house. We're on our way.

This Thanksgiving cures the time with your family and reminders of why you moved away from them. This is Mojo in the Morning. Mojo in the Morning show. We put the Christmas tree up. We got it up. Actually, Chelsea put it up. I helped her a little bit. I saw her Instagram.

It looks beautiful. I gotta check this out.

Can I tell you something interesting, though? She's not putting any ornaments on it this year.

Oh, she's just doing lights.

She said to me, she's like, I'm not putting ornaments on it, because what you put on has to come back off.

Yeah.

And it looks, honestly, so clean, like, with it's just white lights, and it's on a tree. Yeah. And in our room, it's kind of, like, got the, like, I don't know, it looks appropriate. Let's put it this way. It's good enough for a filter picture on Instagram, and that's all that matters.

But your tree itself is big and beautiful, too. Yeah. It looks, like, really elegant.

Yeah. And I'm going to say this to you. I honestly like ornaments, but I don't like the ones that Chelsea likes. Like, I like the ornaments that nothing works together. Like, it's all mismatched, but it's got, like, some part of your history there. Like, the ones that the kids make at school or something that is carried on from, like, family to family. Those kind of ornaments. Chelsea likes all the ornaments to look, you know, like, brown. You know what I mean?

It has to have a theme, like an aesthetic. You're not an ornament guy?

So I am an ornament guy, but I'm not the Chelsea kind of ornament guy. I want mine to have a piece of nostalgia to it. You know what I mean? Like, oh, this is the ornament that my mom and dad gave me, whatever the deal is. I just lost one of those special ornaments, by the way.

So we cut down our tree over the weekend, which, by the way. It looked awesome. It was seriously really fun. We went to Blake's, and Smith, who's six, did the majority of the cut. I saw him laying down. I could be the worst mom ever, but we let him have the saw and just, like, go at it.

You have finally found something to do with his aggression. And that is he can be a tree cutter.

That's amazing. He's going to be a landscaper.

That's awesome.

It was so fun. So we got the tree in the house. And by the way, when you cut the ties off of those trees, you know, because they tie them up so you can put them on the top of your car, it's like a crescent roll package opening. Oh, my gosh. It pops and it becomes this big tree. So I got out all of the ornaments and stuff and laid them all out because I do a Chelsea tree. I do a tree that is a pretty tree.

Decorative, yeah.

Yeah, and then I do a tree that has all of our family ornaments and the ornaments that the kids have made in school over the years because those are my absolute favorite. it well one ornament that's really special to me is the pickle do you guys know about the pickle oh yes the german pickle the german you have to find it you do okay you talked about the german or talked about the pickle before is that shanny's granny shanny's granny had a pickle on her tree it is a german tradition and she was german yeah yeah it's just like a little porcelain or i don't even know what the material is pickle and you hide the pickle at christmas when you when the whole family's over and whomever is the first to find the pickle gets an extra gift oh that's cool okay we always did lottery scratch-offs and so oh yeah that's great so my grandma one year gave me my own pickle to start the tradition for my family in my house so smith is you know looking through all the ornaments and he grabs the pickle and smith's just like he's like a milo mike he's just a bundle of energy and so he decided i'm overhearing this as i'm trying to unpack another box, that he is going to take the pickle and try to throw it into the tree so it lands in the tree. As I'm saying, don't you dare. Do not do that. He throws it. It was slow-mo. Flies through the air. It's going toward the tree, but it is a miss. And it lands on my desk and shatters into a million pieces. I know. I don't have my pickle from Shani's granny anymore. It wasn't anything expensive. I'm sure she got it at, like, you know, Target or Kohl's or whatever. But to me, the side to mental value was.

See, that's the part of putting up the nostalgia trees that you kind of get bummed out about is that.

Once they're done, they're gone.

That ornament, you know, most likely is not going to last forever, right? Or it falls off and it breaks. And that's, like, the worst. The worst is when it's something that means something to you. Like, in this case, Chaney's granny was so special to you. Yeah, that's. Oh, gosh. You're in a pickle. You're in a, hey, this is not a joking matter. Now you just, I'm sorry, it was there, it was there. That wasn't kosher enough for you guys? Yay! Listen, I'm going to say this to you.

though that that might be one of the reasons why chelsea doesn't want to do the the decorative or the nostalgia because a lot of those ornaments were ornaments that she got when she was a kid that literally she keeps wrapped up and kind of holds on to but if you don't see them you don't see them but it does like you have that fear that they are gonna break and what happens with that has that ever happened any of our listeners where the the the one you know thing that yeah the ornament breaks like that's the one that's the last one that goes up on the freaking tree yeah Like, why the heck did it, why did you not have that in a special, more special place?

I do, well, I have them, I have all my special ornaments in an ornament box. Yeah. Like, they each have their own compartment, you know, and that's where I had it, but I had everything laid out, because I was going to get ready to put everything on the tree, and he, he wanted to help. It was an accident, but.

Do you think your dad has a pickle?

My dad does have a pickle. So he does? She got it.

Well, no, but I'm saying, you guys.

But he's got to keep his pickle from Shady's Green.

But I wonder if he would hand that down to you.

Yeah.

Not until Smith is of age to not throw pickles.

I think you got to get your own pickle and start a whole new pickle tradition. It won't be the same. It's not the same. It's not the same. Never mind. I'll try it.

By the way, it does have the meaning to it, and buying something new doesn't work. I know. It doesn't work.

There's no substitute.

What is, for the listeners, 844-MOJO-LIVE, what is that one ornament that's on your tree or the ornament or decoration that you have that you're like, oh, this was the thing that so-and-so gave me or grandma, you know? It's like every Christmas movie always has something like that. Oh, my God. That's mom's, you know, whatever it is.

Star that we're placing atop the tree.

Yeah, exactly. The family stone, right? I'm excited to start Traditions.

I almost watched that last time. I'm excited to start Traditions. Are you? We don't have anything like that.

I think that's really cool. In your family, there was no, like, big thing that you guys did at the holidays?

My mom, she used to have a nativity scene that she used to put out. And then one year, somebody stole baby Jesus off the front lawn. Really? Wait.

Are you kidding me?

That person, by the way, will be condemned to hell. You can't steal baby Jesus.

It's just baby Jesus, too.

They left Mary. I think they took Joseph, too. Oh. I'm telling you. Do you think that they were missing a set? And they were looking to play the set? We drove around the neighborhood, my mama was pissed.

Did you guys ever have other people's decoration become your family tradition? Because we had Hockey Jesus, which was... Hockey Jesus? Let me tell you. In my neighborhood, I grew up in, and I can say this now, we don't live there, Woodstream Farms in Sylvania, there was a family that always had a hockey net behind their nativity scene as their barn for baby Jesus. Oh, that's great. And it was Hockey Jesus. Every year, it wasn't Christmas, because we saw Hockey Jesus.

Heather, what's up?

Hi, I had a little baby tree that I used to put up when my busha put up her big tree when I was a kid. And my daughter threw it away last year. So I had to replace baby tree with a new baby tree this year, but I got black ornaments for it to mourn.

What's up, Brooke? How you doing? It's Mojo in the Morning.

Hi, how are you guys?

We're good. What's going on?

um so my great-grandmother well my great-great-grandmother who i was named after she handed down through the generations an ornament that was so old the hair on it actually

has it's like horse hair oh really like they use like real yeah wow yeah i had one of those really

really old plugs that you can't find nowadays everything well one christmas after i had moved away for college and whatnot my stepdad went to put it on the tree and he missed the stem and it fell off in the pit broke in the light bulb that you cannot buy oh no oh my god that's the worst going to be my ornament or my my star this year yeah that's the worst when that happens

because i like we've had ornaments over the years like the the first year ornaments like the ones that they would make, you know, and the kids, and those have kind of all probably gone for broke, you know what I mean? Like, the stems of the ornaments always end up

breaking off first. Or like the construction paper ones. They get so, like, nasty. It lasted at least, like, 90 years. Wow.

Oh, jeez. Holy cow. One year,

Ellie thought she lost all of her ornaments, so I went to her parents and got, like, old pictures of her and had the kids make her ornaments. They're hideous. They're absolutely hideous.

But I bet those are her favorite. But yeah,

Yeah, they are. But we found her ornaments now, and now those ornaments get placed in the back of the Christmas tree. But she loves them because they made them, and she didn't have ornaments at the time. But they look so bad.

Sue, your, like, nostalgic, beautiful things got ruined. Who ruined them?

My little puppy.

Oh, God.

It ate the tree.

so it tore up all of my kids, they're grown now I had every ornament they ever made me through school and it ate every one of them and my topper I had when my first kid was born 33 years ago