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It's Friday, baby.

Oh, my God. It's the weekend, guys. Welcome to the Mojo, the Mojo in the Morning Show. This is the Mojo, Mojo in the Morning Show. Friday's on Mojo, Mojo in the Morning Show. We have got your remix, Mojo in the Morning Show. This is the Mojo, Mojo in the Morning Show. Welcome to the Mojo, Mojo in the morning show We've got Friday, Mojo in the morning show

Let's go! This is a Mojo in the morning show This is a Mojo in the morning show This is a Mojo in the morning show This is a Mojo in the morning show Wow, wow, wow that was a good one

that was a great one

did I say you would just go over and take a shot 10 seconds ago

when he played Rihanna Cheers for the Weekend that's a drink song he has a bottle of vodka I have one it's not open yet but I do have it just in case I say go for it would you like a shot are y'all serious oh let's go

I love it By the way, let me tell you, yesterday, he and I did a shot right after the show was over with. I had to stay at the radio station.

I knew it.

I heard you say, I feel drunk. It was the bourbon and the lemonade. Oh, it was so good. Like a little whiskey vibe.

I walked in here, and I was like, did y'all just take a shower without me? And you looked me in the eye and said, no. I did? Yes.

I don't know. Yeah. I don't know what came over me.

We're getting our Friday on. We're getting our Friday on. What are we drinking, by the way? What do we drink this morning?

This is Born in Detroit's 8 Mile Vodka.

Oh, my God.

So, shout out to the friends of the show.

By the way.

Shout out to Eminem.

Yes.

Y'all, there you go. There you go, Katie.

Here's the thing, though. I got to tell you, Vodka this early in the morning? What do you think?

I have a leg bone in front of me, so I'm okay with it. Okay.

This is strong. Do I have to drink that, or can I have the watermelon Ciroc that's over there in the corner?

You want to drink some Diddy juice?

Well.

Do not call it that. You got to say that. Please don't call it that. Oh, my gosh.

Can I ask you an honest question? Is there anybody that does wake up? Well, this would be bad because I hear I am saying this. I'm thinking, yeah, I'm an alcoholic. I wake up this early in the morning to drink. Is there anybody that wakes up in the morning and just has a drink this early in the morning? On vacation. Really? On a vacation you'll wake up this early? Oh, definitely.

On vacation, that cruise, I would wake up, not even a glass of water. Give me a drink.

So, what, like a mimosa, I guess, right? Yeah.

Which I'm on vacation, I'd do that.

Bloody Mary's, baby.

Bloody Mary's.

I'm not a girly girl, I'm an 80-year-old woman.

Have you ever been to those all-inclusive resorts that have, like, it's almost like the Gatorade dispensers, like when you were in sports, and they have, like, the big coolers, but they have those in the refrigerators inside of the hotel room?

Yeah. Yes.

Hell yeah. Now, that's when you're going crazy. Yes.

See, I love, Megan was mentioning cruises. I remember going on a cruise, and they had slushy machines with nothing but booze all over the place. It was like going into a 7-Eleven, you know, and just grabbing a Slurpee.

I sound like a dream come true.

Oh, my God. Well, it's the weekend. Anybody else having a cocktail with us? Anybody else want to have a drink? 844-MOJO-LIVE or text 95500. What's up? Marnie, what's happening?

Oh, my gosh. I love how you guys opened up the show this morning. Kevin, just that what you threw down just really got me upbeat to going to work today.

Let's go. What do you do for a living?

I actually work in the accounting department. And I actually work for Robert Half International on their big home full-time engagement.

You know what so wild is? You're going to walk in there, and they're going to go, this lady has been drinking this morning. How are you this excited to come into work today? For accounting. You tell them. I know, right? Tell them it was because you listened to Mojo in the morning. Thank you.

You're welcome.

Love you, Marnie. Take care of yourself. That was, by the way, Kevin was on point today. What's up, Tracy? How you doing?

Good. How are you?

Tracy, it smells like my drunk uncle's house right now. Doesn't it? Oh, my God. Hold on. I'm taking a shot of the vodka. You want it right now? Yeah. All right.

Here's to today.

Oh, I thought you got it. Here's to today because we're not guaranteed tomorrow.

Sure. Sure.

Amen. God bless. May the Lord be with you and also with you and with your spirit. Tracy, what's happening?

i would tell them you need to play the shot song if you're going to be doing oh my god yes yeah all right should we do another one are you serious only if you do one with us will you do

one with us let's go i think that's illegal oh yeah that is how about where are you going today

when you get there i am going to trinity house oh my gosh after you get off tonight five o'clock tonight okay okay all right love you thank you

What's up, Bill?

How you doing, buddy?

Pretty good, guys. How are you today? We're doing okay, buddy. Listen to that voice. I love that voice. Here's the deal, guys. Some guys do coffee. Me, if it's not a shot of mimosa, it's not worth getting up. I love you, Bill. Oh, I love you, Bill.

That's how that voice got that way, right, Bill? You get deep voice out of that. have a great one we'll see you buddy all right take care uh sue we gotta do a shot for sue because it's her birthday what's going on sue hey how are you guys where are you what do you think

let me tell you if i wasn't driving to work i would totally be having an early birthday shot

for sure happy birthday to you thank you when it so when is the actual day um it is tomorrow

awesome happy birthday thank you hey uh kevin real quick just want to tell you every morning when i'm driving to work i look forward to hearing you saying it's the mojo in the morning show i love it happy birthday sue thank you we love you take care of yourself

All right, you too. All right, Mojo on the Morning Show. Does anyone like a guy with a ponytail? I'm just going to throw this out there as a question. All right? I'm not throwing it out there. I got picked on by one. I've been wanting to talk about this like all shows that we've had and hours of the shows that we've had because there was a guy that last weekend when I went out to a restaurant had a ponytail. And it was weird because he was like half the size of me. He was kind of like, I would describe him. He was kind of a scrawny looking, at one time possibly did meth, wearing stonewashed jeans, ponytail guy. And he picked on you? He picked on me.

What happened?

So we went to a restaurant.

out with uh steve gabara and and uh and vic and we went to a restaurant and the guy had a a ponytail with with this like metallica shirt or something on like i'm telling you he was the most stereotypical what looked like he should have worked at uh riff you know the radio station and i told him that i had to be gluten free and when i told him i had to be gluten free he kind of did the like laughed at me type thing when I told him I had to be gluten free and then asked me a question he goes hey when was the last time you got your ass beat like he was like one of those types of people he was kind of giving me attitude and I said to him the last time I got my ass beat was the story I think I told to you guys this week because I recalled it and I think that's why it came up about the guy at the arcade that I took the 50 cents off the arcade game with and so long story long story short actually short story long I'm going to make it long because who gives a rat's ass what's longer the story or his ponytail oh his ponytail by the way it looked like a horse mane it was like all I wanted to do was go hee hee the entire time and I'm looking at him and listen no offense but there's only like maybe a guy or two that can pull off a ponytail maybe Kid Rock might be the only guy and I don't even think he can pull it off

yeah maybe Thor

maybe Thor Maybe Thor? If it was Thor, you think I would actually be picking a fight with this guy at a bar? I would be sitting there doing it? But I'm going, the whole time I'm looking at this guy going, if he beats my ass, like if he reaches over the bar and punches me square right in the nose and knocks me out because I get a concussion or something, I come to and the cops say to me, who was it that hit you? I could not describe him because I'd be afraid that the cops would laugh at me. Danny DeVito. I would rather Danny DeVito hit me. Give me a description.

See, I think guys with ponytails, if I was going to make a blanket statement, they would scare me.

Really?

Yeah, so I don't know that. A skinny, scrawny guy with a ponytail? I don't know. I feel like they just got it in them. They got it in them. You know what I mean? No, I'm serious. And I say that because. Their testosterone levels are high. Well, they don't care. They don't care about what other people think. That's why they've got a ponytail.

Yeah. Yeah, you might have a point. Yeah, I'm thinking the guys like at Biker and stuff, and I'm like, oh, my God. When you come to, the police are watching the surveillance video, and they're watching it. That would be the worst one. They're like sitting there the entire time. Here we go, here we go, here we go. The only evidence is his hair tie laying on the ground. Sylvia, what's going on? Hi.

No, Joe.

Yes.

He obviously smelled right.

You know what? He smelled like Marlboro. Yeah, that's what he smelled like. Yeah. He had a little bit of a cigarette-y type of a smell to him, too. Yeah.

Yeah, I see long hair, I think. Oh, you're probably smelly.

And ready for this one? Here's another one, too. The whole time I'm looking at his knuckles, Sylvia, and he had the ring on his middle finger. The guy that wears, like, the big ring on his middle finger.

Like a big chrome ring.

Like Johnny Depp. He's peacocking. Arr. Captain Jack Sparrow.

Johnny Depp probably smells, too. No, Johnny Depp definitely smells. But he's peacocking. That's what he's doing. Is that what he was doing? That's what he does. They're icebreaker things. Yeah. But here's the thing. I looked up male celebrities with ponytails to see if anybody can pull it off. And you know nobody can when Brad Pitt has had a ponytail multiple times that looks bad. But Orlando Bloom can pull off a ponytail. Pulled off a ponytail. Oh, yeah, I forgot about him.

Highlander.

So you have to be as beautiful as Orlando Bloom. If not, don't do it.

No offense, but honestly, even Orlando Bloom, he was doing it for a role, wasn't he? He wasn't actually doing it in real life.

I don't know. He seems like the kind of guy who was doing a ponytail.

Yeah.

God.

By the way, no joke, guess where the guy was from? If I had to throw out any areas, you want me to give you a multiple choice?

Yeah.

Okay. Birmingham, A. No. B, Toledo. C, East Grand Rapids. Or D, Howell. Where is the guy from? We're going D. Yeah, I think from Walmart. Right? From Walmart. Exactly. The whole time I was sitting here looking at him, and I'm thinking to myself, too, is I'm thinking, this guy doesn't listen to our show. So I can talk about him on the radio because then he can't kick my ass. I remember there was a dude at my grandma church Who sung in a choir He was a short dude and he had a ponytail And I just thought it was so weird It was like he didn't really have much hair on top So it was like he had to pull the

sides back i think that's what they do my dad had a ponytail for a long time did he really yeah like as an adult he was he wanted to grow his hair out for like to donate it do you think though

that that was also i mean it was nice he was doing that but do you think also the times too were like because i knew a couple of guys uh not that grew up with me but like were brothers of the guys that i grew up with that they they had ponytails yeah this was probably like 10 12 years ago yeah you know who does pull it off though is jason momoa yeah jason momoa i agree with you jason momoa is a different one because when you're a big guy like that you could have no hair and you still look good you know and then the whole time that i was sitting there looking at him all he kept wanting to do was hum the my little pony song my little pony what's up amanda hi oh i lost him man mojo in the morning hello yep i just wanted to answer with um about the pony tails yes yes go ahead answer to the question what's the question do they look like douchebags

um it was just because my brother had one and i don't care where we went he the girls would come up and hit on him stop it i didn't think it was so special

Guys with ponytails get girls?

Yes.

Oh, no.

I could not tell you why the prettiest girls in the world would come up to me. My brother was good looking. Don't get me wrong.

Do you think they were hitting on him or they thought that they were one of their girlfriends?

Maybe. My brother would be with his girlfriend. And girls from the whole bar would come up to my brother only. They used to give him a cruise. Like, can I screw you?

Don't you think, Pat, once you get to a certain age, shouldn't you, if you have your hair enough to make a ponytail, shouldn't you cut it?

Yeah.

You know what I mean? Even Bon Jovi cut his hair at one point. You know?

Through the years, my brother would cut his hair. I said he was a good looking kid. But I'm telling you, he would grow that ponytail and I don't care where we went, women would come up to him.

Yeah.

From the time he was 18 to the time he passed away at 50, I don't care where we went, they would come up to him.

They could do it, yeah. He still had it? You never see, by the way, black guys with ponytails,

do you? Yes, you do. Wait, hold on.

Brandy, you say yes, you do?

You do. You got Snoop Dogg, you got Ice-T, and you got Ludacris with the

Puffball. Those are different, though.

Ponytail is a ponytail.

That's not a ponytail. I'm talking like sandy, you know, brown hair dudes. Snoop Dogg for

Meshaw had a ponytail. Meshaw had a ponytail. Meshaw had a ponytail with a bow right on the hand. He did. He did have a bow right on the hand. That was not a ponytail. It was like braids or something. No, it wasn't. You got to Google it. Really? I want to say he had it when he was on trial. Really? For sure it did.

Especially guys with dreads, I feel like, put it up in a ponytail all the time.

That's true. Shade decides. He has new guys. Hella ponytails. Kara, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

Hi. I was just going to say it seems to be the fictional men and the art bros. I can really pull off the ponytail. The art bros.

Yeah. Listen, if I got beat up, though, if I came in with two black eyes, Kara, and said, yeah, I got beat up by a guy this weekend, if I said the guy had a ponytail, you'd laugh, wouldn't you?

Probably. Yeah.

Yeah, I know. It almost happened, so. Mojo in the Morning. Everywhere you go. On Twitter, Facebook, and IG. At Mojo in the Morning. Hell, we're even on the overhead in Kroger and find us on the iHeartRadio app and listen to the Mojo podcast every day. Back to Mojo in the morning. Yesterday, you were in such a fun mood. Actually, to be honest with you, you were in a normal mood. I didn't notice anything different. That makes me happy

that you didn't because I felt so off. So I had a doctor's appointment for a little procedure yesterday after the show and um it was with dr warner and so his staff had said you know this is not the most comfortable thing to go through so you might want to take like a valium or something pretty strong just so you can you're able to get through you know the procedure i don't love i don't think i've ever taken a valium in my whole life i'm just not into taking like i don't know that to me that's like hardcore i only did ones for LASIK. Yeah. So, um, I was like, you know what? I even said to them, I'm like, I'm just going to take, I'll take a Xanax and at least that'll relax me. And hopefully I won't panic when I get in there. Um, so my appointment was for noon. And so I thought, okay, like I, I don't take Xanax on a, on a regular basis. I do have pretty bad anxiety, but if I ever need

Thank you.

to take a Xanax I take I take a pill daily take Zoloft daily for my anxiety full disclosure but if I ever need to take a Xanax I'll like bite it in half so that's all I've ever taken right well yesterday and Megan you saw me do this I was like bottoms up I'm gonna take a full one because I'm scared of what's about to happen to me so I took it around 9 45 like right after the 9 30 right around this time yesterday and I wanted to make sure it had kicked in and it was all good by by my appointment time you i was a freaking hot mess for the last half hour of the show i felt like i was gonna melt into my chair i was so overly conscious about slurring my words i'm on drugs i looked at megan and i was like help me you looked over at me at one point and just moused oh no and i could see in your eyes you were going to fall over like my eyelids were so heavy i really timed it out poorly and by the time my appointment rolled around i looked at dr warner i was like i think it wore off i just did not plan this out well at all but yeah has that

ever happened to any of our listeners where you took a uh you took a zany or anything and just

yeah it really affected you but like wrong time wrong time in place i feel like what was the

movie, was it Bridesmaids or whatever, where she remember, wasn't it Bridesmaids where

she... On the plane. She actually... There's a small colonial woman on the wing! Yeah. Help me

out. Ready to party!

So that's kind of what... I wish I would have felt like you were that way, because then I would have definitely just played along. I would have gotten you doing some crazy stuff. I would have said, KP, we're going to hit some social numbers today. Yeah. um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 i'm always amazed by when you hear of people that you know will will do something on ambient like you know okay so i remember this that's so funny that you

said that because i remember when my grandma grace um god rest her soul accidentally took a sleeping pill instead of her heart medication and we were going to like a school function for my little sister and she was sitting on the edge of this fountain in the lobby of the place where this school function was and she started falling backwards into the fountain because she didn't realize she was falling asleep she had taken a sleeping pill instead of her heart pill and all of these people had to rush over and save her before she fell backwards into the fountain but

she was falling asleep honestly that would have been funny to watch yeah oh my god no offense i I know it's your grandma, but Mojo, the morning show. Hey, Matisse.

Hey, what's going on, guys?

What's going on? Shannon, yesterday, we'll have to go back and listen to the podcast of this because Shannon was on a Xanax during the show yesterday. What's up?

Hey, so first things first, long-time listener, first-time caller. Yeah, Matisse, summer phone. It's the first time I've actually been able to get through. I try to get through every day, guys. I listen to you guys at...

Oh, we love you for listening.

But just to let you guys know, you guys do awesome jobs. Like, I cannot go and start my morning without you guys. Thank you. But just to make this quick, a couple years ago, well, actually more than a couple. It was back in 2014. I actually had a little bit of an anxiety issue as well. And my doctor prescribed me Aliprozam, I think it's called. And it's basically the, you know... It's the generic for Xanax. Yeah, like the generic for Xanax. Does it come with a wand? I did. I actually worked at a call center, and I had very, very high anxiety from teaching in front of a class of 60 students, teaching them how to take calls and doing examples and stuff like that. So I took a Xanax one day before my class. And when I tell you, I went in there on a Tuesday, and I went back in there, and they told me that you're not supposed to be here. And I'm like, what do you mean? A whole day had went by. I don't remember anything from the day. Oh, no. I swear I never took another one. I told my doctor, hey, I cannot take this anymore. I literally skipped a whole day. I went in the office. They're like, what are you doing here? I was like, I'm here for class. He's like, no, you did that yesterday. I'm like, I did?

That's awesome. That is a great one. Jessica, hi. What happened to you, Jessica?

Well, it was about this time quite a few years ago. I won't say how many and date myself, but I was having a surgery and I was on some medication. We were at my son's state finals for wrestling, and I didn't know that you couldn't drink with the medication because I was younger back then. and I took the medication, they did a break, and

And we had a few drinks in the bar there. I think it was Ford Field or Wings. You don't remember. Yeah, yeah. And I ended up a blubbering idiot the rest of the day. Anything anybody said to me, I cried. I cried and I cried and I cried. And by the end of the tournament, I swear they were carrying me out of there.

That's awesome. Did your son understand what was going on or did he just wrestle and do his thing?

Oh, thank God. I mean, he's 17 now and we're getting ready. Go to regionals. We have team regionals tonight and then individual regionals on Saturday. Thank God he didn't realize what was going on.

What team is he on? Shout out his team.

Byron Center.

Hey, good luck to you, buddy.

Byron Center Bulldogs.

Good luck to you, buddy. Good luck, Bulldogs. What's up, Renee? How you doing?

Hey, Mojo. Happy Galentine, Barbie.

Yes, have you? What's up?

I just wanted to tell you guys, so I was, a couple years ago, it was 2019, right before the pandemic, I was stage managing and production managing a show in New York City, and I was on the flight to New York City, and it got delayed in the air because of fog, and I was freaking out, having a panic attack, my costume designer handed me a Xanax, because mine was under the plane and i somehow got off the plane and had to tour a space completely blown out of my mind on xanax and vodka in new jersey from like manhattan it was the worst time of my life

oh my god that's the worst the worst is when you're traveling because the altitude already screws you up victoria yours was weed what happened to you victoria so growing up weed

It was just never my thing. And then when it became like a big thing, one of my friends had gave me a cart and I was having trouble sleeping right after my dad passed away. And she goes, just hit this and you'll sleep like a baby. The exact opposite happened, in fact. I was so paranoid, I stayed up all night long Googling how to not be high anymore. Because I was so high, I couldn't function and couldn't sleep. You know, anything. That's so funny.

That's awesome. Mojo in the morning, what's going on, Jen?

Hi. Hey. Yeah, so I am a nurse, and a colleague of mine had a migraine headache. And she's like, do you have any Motrin? I was like, yeah, I have Motrin. I went in my bag in my locker and got everything and brought her back a Motrin and gave it to her. And all of a sudden, she's like, are you sure that was a Motrin? And I'm like, oh, yeah, let me go check. because I had had Vicodin. Oh, no. No. Oh, no. Because I had prescribed Vicodin. Yay, I'll have some Vicodin. And I had given her the Vicodin. Oh, no. She was straight tripping at work at the hospital. Oh, my God. And she kept going, are you sure that was a Vicodin? I mean, I'm motored.

Oh, no.

She's like, I feel so good.

Oh, God. Jen, can we be friends? Oh, God.

That's the last we heard from her.

Oh, God.

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Mojo in the Morning show I'm going to have Lydia come in from the other room Where she answers phones And screens calls And I'm going to have her do the next topic Here on this show So, Lydia rekindled an old relationship, and now she's willing to talk about it on the air because she said that this is a way to cleanse your soul. I feel like I should put on my Pope costume for this one here so that you can confess to Father Mojo.

Confess.

That's right.

Okay.

What's going on, Lydia?

Well, Father, forgive me for I've sinned. Let's start with that.

What happened?

Um, so for some time now, I've been in contact with a guy that you guys know, um, and I wanted to rekindle this relationship with him.

Oh, no.

No. I know. And before you guys judge me, because this is what I'm most nervous about, I love this guy so much that I was willing to try again with him.

Oh, my goodness.

no no no no no no no really yeah but unfortunately it's like when you are going back to the same thing that hurt you you're only going to get the same outcome

And that's what happened to me. So last Saturday, you know, I was spending time by myself and I was supposed to hang out with this said guy and he canceled on me for family reasons, which I understood. But that night I had the courage to tell him, I don't want to do life completely by myself. I want to have a companion, someone that I can share life with, someone I can get married to and someone I can have kids with. And as I was telling him this, I felt like he had no interest in what I was saying whatsoever. And he's like, we will talk about this tomorrow. And I was like, okay, next day comes, everything's fine. It's going good. And then he lays it down on me later on in the day over text telling me that he doesn't think he'll be able to get married in the time span that I want to get married in. And that he needs to let me go instead of working on things, which really upset me. As you guys saw on Monday morning, I was a mess. But look at us a week later, guys. Wow, and you're able to talk about it. I'm good now.

Sometimes you need to have a little bit of that week just to kind of pull things together. Can we ask questions?

Absolutely.

So you got a hotel room because you were going to hook up with this guy?

No, I was not going to hook up with him. We were just going to go out to dinner. By the way, I never hooked up with this guy. I want to make it well known. Why did you need a hotel? No, I was spending the weekend by myself. Like, I just was doing a staycation, but he was going to come get dinner. Okay, okay, okay.

We got Lydia in here, too.

And we got the guy that we all don't want her to hang out with. All right. Enough of that. Okay. So, Lydia. First off, we're not going to judge you because everybody has a moment of weakness. But we don't necessarily want you to, you know, ever be unhappy and not share with us. But you took a week to tell us on this because you were just feeling that it was too fresh to talk about.

Yeah, and I didn't know if I could keep my feelings together. Like I had posted a TikTok and it was about me being sad. And then I realized a couple of days in that I was getting less sad and less sad. And it took a full circle for me to be like, you know what? I'm that girl and I don't need to be upset. Like you don't want to be in my life and you don't see me as your wife. God bless you. And I hope you find your wife. But I just know that I should have been that one.

Yeah.

And you just got to move with grace.

and sometimes i feel like when you get your heart broken or you have a vision that your life is going to look a certain way and it doesn't it leaves this hole and the easiest way to fill that hole is with the thing that was once there and i think that's why we reach out to that because yeah it created the hole and i want that peace to be there but it left for a reason and

you when you reached out to him obviously you thought things were going to be good you thought

that his feelings were also going to be the same this was someone that i i thought even though we've been through so much i was like i actually want to marry you like i want to make things work with you you know you choose your person and that's somebody that you trust and you love regardless of what you've been through you just feel it and i was like this is who i i do want to be with in the end but I guess he just didn't feel the same I give him credit though because he had you in a

very vulnerable situation and he could have easily led you down that path of messing with your heart

of course he said that he's like I just don't want to disappoint you and for that I respect him

which I will tell you this I think majority of guys would have would have just you know Looked to you as prey Don't you agree Most guys I know For sure That was a very grown up thing that he did So props to you Man that I don't want Lydia to be with

I wish that he had picked up the phone And called me or met me up in person Because I feel like what we've been through Is so much more than just an over text thing And to let me go like you don't care Which is what he did Made me feel kind of low How many times has this conversation been had? he's done this to me five times like this is like his fifth time telling me he doesn't want to disappoint me if he can't marry me but then also telling me he can't live without me which doesn't make sense to me but he said we can still be best friends which i declined were those in person conversations um it was very rare where there's probably two times where he's told me that and that's when we've been on our off time so it's like off and on off and on for years and

Eventually, I guess it just got exhausting.

He only has the strength over text, it seems like, to do it.

Well, she just said they did it sometimes in person. There was twice where he's probably done that, I would say.

Comment from Brianna on this. Lydia just shared with us something very personal. Brianna, what did you want to say?

I just wanted to say, in the great words of Steve Harvey, don't let a man tell you twice that he don't want you. you are so much more worth more than anything else yeah and don't ever go back because it's

never good it's rough lydia could you ever see yourself taking him back if he did say

all right now i'm ready but i don't know if i believe that like do i believe that you're ready for the sixth time do i believe that you love me and you won't leave me i don't know uh mike what's

going on hey how's it going guys i got some advice for lydia i like i know it's hard it is very hard when you feel that way but i've learned the hard way in these situations you got to let this situation happen you know can't go out searching for it because when you search for it all the wrong things happen you got to let what happens naturally be the best thing for you yeah well

Well, and we all know Lydia, right? You know Lydia. You're a listener of the show. You've been here for a while. She deserves the best. And for her to think that this guy is going to come around would be settling, Lydia. And as your brothers and sisters and fathers and all the other people that we want to be to you, we want you to know that there is the right, the best out there for you. And you just got to understand that and understand. And I know you're a woman of faith, a strong woman of faith. You've got to understand that God already knows who it is. It's already somebody walking around right now, you know?

Amen.

So I love that you called. Thanks so much for that, Mike. What's up, Melissa?

Okay, I have a quote because Lydia is a person of faith. This is what you need to remember. God will block your value from people who are not assigned to your destiny, Lydia. Everything happens for a reason. God has a plan for you.

Yeah.

Thanks, Melissa.

How do you feel like last weekend was for her? Don't you think last weekend was a good growth moment for her instead of?

Exactly.

And I know you were torn up. I mean, I could see it on your face when you came in here on Monday. I mean, you are not the Lydia that we know and love.

Can I tell you something about that is I was just going to try to ride it out. I wasn't going to share it with anybody. I was going to deal with it in silence, and I couldn't do it. Like, my heart was hurting so bad. And I'm like, Lydia, you can do this, but you have to share it with the people who love you and who you love.

How does it feel that you shared it?

It feels so much better. And I have like a huge amount of support around me, including you guys and my family, my friends. And it's been it's been pretty comforting because it's like there's so many people that care about you. You don't have to focus on the one who doesn't.

You know, it's wild. Listeners were saying last week when they were calling you that you sounded off.

Yeah.

And that's just from them talking to you on hold.

yeah and that's what would make me cry behind phones is when they could see that i couldn't put on a smile for them because that's my biggest goal and that's what i pray for every day is to make everyone's day that i talk to at least in a positive impact and i couldn't do it that well

last week ellie what's up it's mojo in the morning lydia just uh admitted something very uh very hard for her to to do but she did an amazing job doing it what do you want to say about this

hey hey lydia i don't want to take away from the fact that you're incredibly strong to even you know come on and share all of this so that i mean to you honestly to even share it i give you mad props seriously um but one thing i did want to say though is that i think experience has shown everybody that men typically know fairly quickly you know if they want to marry a woman or not and i think they they let that be known so if they don't you know if i think you're very smart and how you've you know went about it with what happened because i think men again i think they just know very quickly and they they will definitely let that be known so if he if he was if he said what he said about the opposite or if he just hasn't let on about marriage or you know you being the one then you're definitely doing the right thing and i don't think you should

revisit it i'm telling you i give him a lot of credit because i know a lot of guys that don't let you know and then they just they like the comfort of having somebody there and then they

have another 12 other people with them too but i mean the actions speak louder than the words will Just when they show you, you got to believe them and not try to make excuses for their behavior. Yeah. That's what man is.

Exactly. Yep. So kudos to him, too, as well, because he was definitely honest. And men will do that. Who do do that? You have to respect that.

Yep. Thank you for the call. Brian, what's up? It's Mojo in the Morning.

How are you doing today?

What's going on?

I just, I think she's, I think he's disrespecting her by keeping, keep doing this to her. I mean, five times, you got to, you got to start taking and looking at the way he's treating you by his actions. And he's, you're allowing him to do this by coming back to him every time he does this to you. So you've got to respect yourself enough now to move past it and find somebody who's actually going to back his words up and be there for you. Not keep on leaving and coming back and leaving and coming back. It's not fair to you. It's not fair to your heart.

It's not at all.

Yeah, and you know what? We're going to find that person for her this Friday at our Mojo in the Morning booze and baddies party that we're having our Halloween party.

What are you going to be dressed in?

I'm bringing more Chaldean. You should see all the Chaldean buddies of mine. I got them coming. I got the boys from the golf course. You got a buffet for you. I do. Jake and Noble showing up on Friday. Shout out Jake. Shout out Noble.

What is wrong with you?

They're coming out to hang out.

He did tell me to move on.

That's right. We're moving you on. Now. We're moving you on. It's going to be fun. Lydia, I'm proud of you, but I am also proud of him. I know it sounds weird to say this, because I did not expect that of this man. So I say to you, man, who I do not like Lydia hanging out with, because you hurt her very much.

You've f***ing lost your mind. Yeah.

I say to you that I'm proud of you for being grown up about this, because you had a vulnerable Lydia that you could have taken advantage of. I disagree with you. You know? I'm not proud of her.

Yeah, same. I'm really angry you said that. Why? Because I think if you, I wish I could cuss. The same. I think if you see a piece of spit sitting in the toilet and it keeps telling you it's a piece of spit, you don't need them to tell you it. You can see it in the toilet. So for him to have done this five or six times and like, I'm telling you, this isn't the first time he's apologized and said this before. Am I right?

Yes. Okay.

So why are we applauding his effort?

But he could have shown up at a hotel and had a great weekend.

They ain't done it before.

Well, but he could have done that. No, she wasn't about to smash him. No, I know, but I'm saying that he could have done that.

I don't respect her. He's still a piece of dump. He's going to continue to be that. He shouldn't be applauded for that.

That's someone I loved, so that's why I kept going back. And I guess I just have to move forward. Yes. So, moving on.

To Noble and to Jake. Jake. Put your hands together. Everybody grab hands. Everybody grab hands.

My hands are sweaty. No, it's so hot here. Everybody grab hands.

If you love Lydia, you'll do it. All right, here we go.

My hands are so sweaty. I'm doing this for you. I'm doing this for you. It's so gross.

We're going to say a quick prayer for Lydia. Are we ready? Yes, we are.

Oh, my God. I'm going to be praying and suffering.

Amen. Amen. All right. We love you, Lydia.

Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.

We love you.

Our lovely Lydia. She's the angel of the show. But every now and then, a chick's got to shake some brazy ass, right?

Yes, I'm shaking some brazy ass.

mojo on the morning show i went out to a lunch yesterday with a friend and uh we were hanging out eating and recognize another person that was there as a mutual friend of mine and uh i was like oh hey what's going on how's it going oh hey do me a favor grab a seat i want you to introduce to somebody i wanted to introduce him to the guy i was eating lunch with and the craziest thing happened honestly it might be one of the most fun instances that i've had in a long time at a lunch with a buddy of mine my friend all of a sudden recognizes the person that's sitting down at the table with us and says hey you took a swing at my ex-wife and i go what he goes you took a swing at my ex-wife and i said what are you talking about like a punch what's going on no not as no it's like uh the uh uh you know it's cool talk for you you tried to you tried to get with I am not cool then. I did not know that. It took a swing to me. It took a swing. Went to punch him. They're golf guys. Oh, okay. So he goes, you took a swing at my ex-wife, and the guy felt a little uncomfortable at ever at first, and then kind of like, you know, we went on a date, you know, whatever the whole deal was, and then it kind of like ended there, and then they became best buddies. They kind of like sat there and started talking to each other, but it got to a point where I sat there, and I thought, oh my God, I am witnessing drama, and I love it. i love this whole idea i love it yes so i started asking kind of like questions and stuff and i thought to myself i'm like wow how how is it and it's got to be tough because of i i wonder in

situations where i know when you're dating and you guys probably experienced this like kp and you know lydia and megan and you know uh all the guys that are dating on the show you know you you have like a friend that starts dating somebody that you maybe have dated but in this case it was a marriage thing like to me an ex is you know it's pretty wild so i don't know i don't know like Like, if Chelsea and I get divorced, and all of a sudden I find out that, you know...

It will be me.

Jeff Sackwa, you know, or somebody else. By the way, I hope Chelsea's listening when I said that. Does it depend on how close you are with the person? Well, these guys weren't even close. It was just that he knew that this person, he knew of this person and said, oh, yeah, you took my wife out, or ex-wife out. But I sat there and I thought to myself, and I wanted to know from our listeners, have you ever experienced this or have you ever been the ex that went on a date with your ex's friend yeah after you guys get uh get divorced like is it off limits like do you think it would be off limits like mike in kev if you guys break up or split up or divorce or whatever from your significant others are mike al mike's alley your cherelle my chelsea are we Are they off limits to other guys that we know? So with Allie, I would say yes.

But that's me being hypocritical because I got plenty of Eskimo twins out there. I got plenty of buddies whose girls I have hooked up with. But like today, married with my wife, I would say yes. I would say she's off limits. Yeah.

You don't want. So in Grand Rapids, anybody that wants to, if they're going to date, and this is not happening, but hypothetically. Right. Allie's got to go to like Lansing to date. Like, she cannot be dating in Grand Rapids. Out of state. Out of state, probably. Oh, really? Yeah. She's got to go, like, across the Michigan-Indiana border there? Yeah, I mean, you've got to get out of Michigan. Hypothetically, what would you do if Shirelle started dating Zach, our audio guy? Laugh. Why? Because he's a funny guy? No, I'm not. Zach the homie. Like, I'd just laugh. He would laugh? Yeah. zach i think that you'd be a wonderful person to date tony what's up hello how you doing this is a wild one tony we're talking about uh hooking up with somebody's ex

yeah so i was uh i was married for five years and then got divorced been divorced for about three two or three and when i uh ran into my ex-wife for the first time in a while uh she told me that she hooked up with a family friend of like 20 plus years oh my god why do you think she told you that uh well i mean granted i was the a-hole in the relationship i'll give her that so she was trying to get back at me which fair enough how did it make you feel um kind of funny because i know both of them very well and did you picture them hooking up with each other because that's something and it was gross

i can still hear the disgust in your voice yeah you know that that's why i don't really care and

and i'll never uh i'll never tell anyone that i have this information unless uh at some point

in my life that will benefit me i kind of like tony listen to katie's katie are you there yes i am katie this is wild your ex-husband's friend has been trying to hook up with you

yeah so we uh we were together for like 10 years and then we ended up getting a divorce after our twins were born they were born at 24 weeks and like we had a lot of difficulties with them so we you know we stayed the course like we stayed together and it just didn't work out for us and so then when we broke up before our divorce was even final i had not just one but like there were multiple of his friends in my dm really wow does that make you feel good unless his friends Those are a bunch of douchebags. D-bag, yeah, exactly. I was like, ha-ha, like, look at this.

Did they ever try to hit on you during the marriage?

Yes, I actually, we went on a double date with this one particular guy with his wife and me and my husband when, before we had the kids. And he didn't talk to his wife the whole time and he was, like, talking to me the whole entire time.

You're like a psychic, aren't you?

That's crazy. It was very weird, but now it's getting even more weird because...

every other day it's like he's texting me he's writing me online and i'm like i like his wife like i he's a nice person now when he was you are horrible when he was hitting on you

did you shut it down immediately or how did you respond yeah so i have shut it down i tell him i'm

like listen you are married um like i do think he's a nice person but i'm like you are married If you have three children, like, I'm not going to be the reason that you ruin your family.

The reason why I ask is because I feel like if you don't shut it down the first time, then I get the vibe that... It's an open door. Even if you shut it down the second time, it's like, nah, you still...

Aliza, listen to this one. Hold the end of this one because this is a capper. Aliza, you there?

Yeah, I'm here. What's up?

What's going on, Aliza? So, we were talking about when people start hooking up with their, you know, people that they know as exes.

Yeah. So, a couple weeks ago, I went on a cruise with a previous guy that I had been seeing. We haven't hooked up in maybe like a year, year and a half. But I went with him and one of his friends. And then his friend and I ended up hooking up on the cruise. And now, since the cruise, we've been seeing each other.

Whoa.

Wait.

do you think you'll ever say anything rock the boat uh yeah we rocked the boat honey um uh no he knew it and he was like totally cool with it i had he and i became friends afterwards like we never officially dated we just like hung out a lot and whatnot we were more friends with benefits uh he doesn't care he was like go ahead go for it i don't care you know what's amazing is

that i would just want to know the entire time what kind of lover i was compared to what kind I love where they are, you know?

That's true.

One is soft and gentle, and one is much as go.

Which one did you prefer? Yeah.

I like a mix of both.

Do they have a third friend?

All right, it's Mojo on the Morning Show. Kevin was told something about our job, actually his job specifically, that was offensive. You were offended by it.

I was, man. And we had a conversation out this weekend, group of friends, few guys, few ladies, and somehow, someway, the conversation turns into the women talking about jobs that men have that can determine whether or not you're sexy. And the women are saying that a man who does blank is so sexy. And a lot of the jobs were like, she was like, man, if I could find a dude who does something manly, like, oh, fix the traffic light. Like, you got to go do what? Like, oh, that's just so sexy. Like, guys who, like, work with their hands or lift heavy machinery or do things like that, they find them sexy. So I'm like, well, what about me? Because I'm not doing that. She's like, oh, no, you're not sexy. You just work on the radio. You just talk for a living. And I said, damn. And I just sat there and finished my drink.

wait they they said that because you don't work for with your hands for a living you're not a

sexy guy yeah like my job doesn't scream attractiveness and to the women at the table it was like yeah i'm sure you gotta have confidence to talk and wait with words and all of that but in terms of being sexy like you're not working on anything like you're not fixing anything the traffic light thing was a real example he's like baby let me call you back i gotta go fix a traffic light she's like what like oh my god if a man just said that to me i gotta fix a traffic light first off i'd be like why the hell the traffic light break why that what's going on i don't

know man i agree so wait you agree with this absolutely well two things i think that we're men who do physical labor are automatically more attractive even if they're unattractive and two if you work on the radio you're automatically unattractive in my opinion Agreed. As a woman who works in radio. I don't know. It's just the vibe. It's because we know all the guys who work in radio. We were attractive, Kev. They didn't work in the radio studio with you. So I feel, and this is not a shade on you guys. I love you like brothers. So like when I see another guy in radio, it's just not a turn on to me. I don't know.

As somebody who works in radio, y'all get so much feminine attention just being a dude in this industry versus this is so polarizing for women. it's like a huge turnoff for dudes so like just be great even if we don't if three people in the world don't think it's sexy trust me i've seen some really ugly dudes pull some really hot girls

just because of their job i've seen a lot of ugly construction workers too i just want you to know that i've seen a lot so i don't know if working necessarily with your hands i always thought that it was like you don't think a guy in a suit is hot like you know If you see a guy walking into a big old business building and he's got one of those cool suits on where he wears them too short, like they look like floods and they're kind of well-groomed, you don't think those guys are sexy?

Yeah, I think they're fine. I just prefer the dude with the clipboard and dirty jeans. That's just me, though. Clipboard. This is a conversation.

You know what I think is so sexy is a guy who can chop vegetables.

Chefs.

No, I'm serious. Like a chef. You're watching the beer a lot. That's what that is. I kind of fell out of that. But something about like, yeah, a guy who can like really cook and who has like the dish towel slung over his shoulder. Jesus, I'll take my shirt off for you. Gordon Ramsay. You put him in any other job.

You put him in any other job and he's the most unattractive man on the planet. And I think Gordon Ramsay is hot. I think so too.

A guy in a kitchen doing his thing. All right. So here's the deal. I want to know, are Kev and I sexy? I mean, come on.

No, that's not what I want to know.

No, what are the jobs that make a guy sexy? What jobs make a guy sexy? 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Amanda wants to talk about Kev, though. What's up, Amanda?

His voice is sexy.

Oh, yeah.

That's all he needs.

Hey, Amanda. Wait, you just changed your voice.

Hey, Amanda.

Yeah. What are you doing? Yeah, the first one. Why are you talking like that? You're Kev.

This is how I talk.

No, come on. This is the moat show. The radio boy. The radio boy.

The radio boy. Joe, exactly. Thank you, Amanda. I appreciate it.

Amanda, aside from that, what jobs make a guy sexy? Like, what occupation do you think sexy guys have?

Well, I think my four-year-old's dentist and his doctor are pretty sexy.

Yeah. That's interesting. So you like kind of the guy that, you know, has the stethoscope or the lab coat on, huh?

that can just handle a kid and...

Oh, working with kids. That's an interesting one.

Teacher is mine. Yeah. Really? Yeah, I think teachers are hot.

What's going on, Chris? You wanted to make a comment, too, to Kevin?

Morning, guys. So there's that saying, you have a face for radio.

Cut the cap. Wow. I was about to say his name. Rest in peace to go. Mr. Chase used to say that all the time, but we broke the mold with that. I'm telling you. There's a lot of beautiful people on radio, Chris. Yeah.

Because we have to be on social media now, too. Chris.

Humberto. What's up, Humberto?

Hey, good morning.

Good morning. What's going on?

Yes, I was in the military for 13 years at infantry. I work in construction now. Oh, yeah. We lost to this guy. I fixed my own vehicle. And like I said, I'm not the best looking guy. I don't think so.

Do you chop vegetables? You can be the trifecta if you do all that.

I do cook. My girlfriend likes that I cook and clean. And I have a degree in IT. And she is definitely...

And your name is Umberto. I mean, with a name like that, you've got to be sexy. By the way, Umberto, somebody just texted in here and said, after KP just said that, clipboard sales in Detroit just sold out. I don't think clipboards, by the way, make a guy sexy.

You've got to have the clipboard where you can open it up and put stuff inside it.

Like a tool belt or something. What's up, Dana? How are you doing?

Hi, I'm doing great. How are you?

We're doing great. We're asking what is the occupation that makes a guy sexy?

My husband is a tree climber, and when he puts his saddle and spikes on, I think it is extremely sexy.

Do you just want him to climb you?

Yeah. Yeah, I tell him I like to climb trees all the time.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, brilliant. That, by the way, any guy that can do that, these guys, oh, you got, now you're manly men. What's going on? Is it Grayson?

Yeah, Grayson, yeah. What's happening? My, good, I'm on my way to work.

Thank you for listening. What's going on? You want to call up and tell us an occupation that you think guys are, that are sexy?

uh yes so my husband um he is prior military and then now he is a diesel technician um and i never thought that that would be hot but it definitely is what is a diesel technician

like kp over here is sweating and she can't even tell me what that is it just sounds manly huh what is a diesel technician does he pump gas like what does

that mean no he like he like fixes semis and then he can let he has a cdl so he could drive them as well does he smell like diesel when he comes home well he works second shift so when he comes home i'm asleep and he takes a shower so it's he's all good but i'm there and i'm awake and yeah Yeah, but honestly, a quick shower, and he's good.

Yeah, no, that's good. Thank you for the call. I appreciate it. Kristen, hi. What's for you sexy?

Hey, Mojo. I'm 100% with you, a guy in a suit. Absolutely.

By the way, be careful when you say it that way. It makes it sound like I'm hot for guys in suits. I should use that as an example. But I'm okay. I am kind of hot for guys in suits. I wish I could wear a suit. A suit wears me.

And Mojo, the sound of your voice made me look you up to see what you look like. I took you nuts.

And what are your thoughts, huh? What are your thoughts?

Oh, I'm very handsome.

Oh, thank you.

To prove my point, two women have now called in to talk about how sexy your voices are.

Listen.

Nobody signed that for us.

I don't know if you know this, but I'm also part Cuban. When I tell people that I'm Cuban, they love me.

He's got the cigar in his mouth. Can I one-up this? I don't like that.

Go ahead. Go ahead.

Can I one-up the suit thing, though, really fast? Yeah. If he rolls up his sleeves and has tattoos, game over. Game over.

You want the best of both worlds.

Yeah.

Listen, does this make me look sexy when I got a cigar hanging out of my mouth? Looks like I got a penis hanging out of my mouth.

Sounds like you took your dentures out.

God.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got to say that. What's going on? It's actually cold, bro, man. Hi, Kay. What's up?

Good morning, you guys. How are you?

We're good. What's going on? We're talking about what makes a guy sexy. We're just doing sexy stuff.

Oh. Um, so my boyfriend is in a 80s rock cover band. He's lead guitarist. And I am upset.

Guys, any guy that's in a band with a, you know, guitar.

It's hot to see other girls, like, trying to go at him. And, like, yeah. I love it. It's so sexy. And the hair and everything.

Yeah. There is something about guys with, I hate guys with guitars. What's up, Misty? Hello.

Happy. Hi, how are you?

Good. What's going on?

Oh, I'm just working. So mine is a carpenter. It's all about that tool belt, the hammer. But when I go through the drive-thru, you guys all have the best voice for radio. And I don't know, Shannon's voice is just perfect, honestly, for the radio to me. Yeah.

Well, thanks. What are you talking about drive-thrues, though?

So, when I go through a drive-thru and I hear somebody, you know, like, over the air con taking the order, I'll think to myself, like, wow, that person has, like, a radio voice. Oh, great. That's our backup plan. That's right. Right. But your guys' jobs are relevant. Thank you. And then you have a great voice. Like, guys are all the same.

Do me a favor. Pull around to the second window. We'll talk to you in a little bit. Jay, what do you do for a living? I'm a crane operator. Oh, Jesus.

I'm a crane operator, and I do private security on the side.

So you slinging that rod all day on the crane, huh?

Yeah, baby.

Oh, listen to the laugh. Jay, what do you use? Like, what's going on with that crane? What's that crane doing?

I pick up anywhere from 20 foot to 53 foot containers off the truck and the train.

That's amazing. Buddy, how big is your penis? Oh, my. Is your penis as big as that crane?

As big as a baby leg.

Oh, my. Are you single? There you go. Call me.

This is unbelievable. I am single. All right. Oh, my God.

Budgie on the morning. Home of the War of the Roses, Boston Cheaters. Go check out the video from The Last War of the Roses up on our Instagram, Facebook, and TikTok. You can see what it looks like when we bust the cheaters. Actually, put the visual with the audio that you listen to, And you can get that when you follow Mojo in the Morning. So I'd love to know what everybody's answer is going to be to this one. But Megan, your question is about the normal amount of relationships.

Yeah, so I went out yesterday and I was getting a drink and talked to the bartender. And it was one of those things where it was like, you're just kind of getting to know that person. You're just trying to start a conversation. So lonely. No, I'm just kidding. And we were talking, and I feel like normal meeting a random person conversation, you're like, oh, are you in a relationship? What's going on? Yeah. Yeah.

What are you doing? What's the, yeah?

He's putting his finger up to, I thought, talk. No, it was for KP. She was following six in the video. No, I was asking a question.

I thought he was raising a hand, like there's something I want to say here.

Excuse me, yes. Hi, Megan. I'm in the back of the room here. Can I ask you a question? Associated Press. What were you drinking? Was it a gin and tonic, as usual, per use?

No, you know what I was having? I felt very bougie as they have a little stela-tois.

Stela-tois.

So I was talking to the bartender. I was like, oh, are you single? What's going on? And we were talking, and we got on to the topic of relationships. And I don't know how the conversation evolved into this, But it was how many relationships we had been in, like serious relationships. And I said, oh, three of them. And she looked at me and she kind of was judgmental. And she's like, you've only been in three relationships. And I said, well, listen, I've dated a lot of people, but I wouldn't say that they were my serious. What does she mean by serious? Yeah, like very subjective. This is one of those questions where I feel like no matter what I was going to say, the answer wasn't going to be right. It's either too little or too many, no matter what your answer is. And I got really mad because I thought, listen, there's a couple of ways you can look at this. One is I've only run in three relationships. And what I consider relationships are people I would be dating for longer than a year and a half each. And I think it's because I'm picky. I don't think that's a bad thing. I don't think it's a bad thing to not date if you're not finding anybody you're compatible with. Why would I just be with somebody just to be with somebody?

Real quick, so when we're talking relationships, are we talking we are dating, we are official, dating official, or are we talking you're seeing and fooling around? Because fooling around is, you know, that number might be higher.

I was dating this person regularly for at least a year and a half.

Okay, so that's what it is. So it's dating. Yeah. It's dating. Okay, good.

But if you want my dating number, it's a lot higher than that. There are people I've gone on 17 dates with that I didn't consider a boyfriend. And there are people that I went on two dates with that I was like, I see us more as friends.

Like, there are way more in there. To get a correct answer to that question, she had to very specifically define relationship.

Right. Or else your answer could be all over the place. But she was just acting like I was a walking red flag and I finished my drink and I left. I got so angry over this.

So, it's interesting. saying I'm looking back now that you say it that way because I don't think I've been in any more than that like I think I think that's actually and I'm I don't know if you know this I'm older

than you so I don't think that that's bad it definitely came from a place of she knew my age

like I like I will say this to you I think that I would red flag the people who've been in a lot of relationships yeah why because I would say that if you have dated or had long-term relationships with a lot of people if you could go double digits on that one i want to know what happened is there a pattern to the relationships not lasting yeah because now that i think about it

like you have like a girlfriend in high school or or like you don't date a bunch of girls in high school you have a girlfriend or some people have a steady girlfriend through high school yeah you have one where you get out of college maybe a couple but you're not like official they're not

meeting the parents yeah i mean i listen in and then then you what you're in your 20s your 30s date a few people right maybe possibly but i listen i i think that you're normal megan

i can't believe i'm saying that's a very normal number two are we putting a time limit on on the

relationship in order to like qualify it i think it's like if you considered yourself boyfriend

girlfriend and that's how you introduce like if you introduced said person as your girlfriend

that would qualify as a relationship some people jump in super quick though yeah how many do you

have i'm only at three too okay i felt like you were qualified to tell me i was talking

i've only dealt with people i had a really really really strong connection with and i've never been like we talked about i think yesterday i didn't i didn't even have a person i would consider a girlfriend even in high school like that's just not what i was on i mean i did but it turns out

out he was gay so you had a girlfriend you were an alibi that's how it should be though you shouldn't be boyfriend and girlfriend with everybody that you meet and just because you're dating someone or you're seeing them for a long term doesn't mean you're hooking up with them it could mean that you're trying to vet them to become someone that you're going to be serious with yeah so i've

never been that smart kp just announced to us that she's got you got another you got a boyfriend

right i do i am officially a shouty whatever that is so you would you officially count him as one now oh yeah so he asked me so what does this make for you this makes um three so three action so

four sorry you gotta carry the one yeah get around to the news what about you shannon what's your

number well i had my high school boyfriend that i dated for seven and a half years um i dated a guy like on and off after we broke up a little bit so maybe

Maybe I would say him. So that's two. Then my ex-fiance would be three. My husband would be four. Now Wes, five. So you wouldn't consider other people, but we never considered ourselves like boyfriend, girlfriend. Like even Ikea boy. Yeah. I've never referred to him as my boyfriend.

What about that guy from Sister Hazel?

I've never referred to him as my boyfriend. Really? No, never. And if I said that, I think he would have cracked at me.

If you said, because he didn't want to be that.

That was not, yeah, that was. If you don't say, I love you, I feel like it's not a boyfriend.

I know people, though, that say I love you to a lot of people.

But, like, in a really I love you kind of way. Like, not love you, it's I love you.

Some guys say it bust in a nut, you know what I mean? That's not love, nor a boyfriend, nor girlfriend.

That could be a lot of things. So I think mine would be five, or if I counted him, Mojo, that would be six.

Okay. Misfit Michelle.

Good morning, beautiful people. Good morning. Hi, Michelle. You know what? mojo first of all kp whoop whoop you go um and and kevin i don't think we've had the opportunity to meet i feel so bad i've called and not acknowledged welcome my friend hey i appreciate that i appreciate you meeting you brother indeed um mojo i agree 100 with you when you said at the beginning that i question if you've had so many long-term relationships i've had three relationships in my life a high school sweetheart a marriage for 22 years and then my past relationship of 10 years and that's it i think that when you say it megan you were spot on for leaving going girl you are out of your mind because she don't know a one-night stand or two-month stand or three-month stand

is not a boyfriend right and i've also dated like a lot of girls that i wouldn't say were my girlfriends but i've was dating a lot of them yeah right and yeah and then i get and i get you

You know, like, Mojo, I question. My sister used to say to me, and I should have listened, there's something wrong. If someone's been in five really long relationships within, like, say, four years, three years, four years, five years, that's a problem. What is wrong with that relationship? How do you keep having these long-term relationships that are going nowhere, right?

Okay, so what's worse, then, is hooking up with a bunch of people worse than having five relationships? Good question. I honestly, I, I, I think this, I think that it is because I think hooking or, or I'm sorry, having a lot of relationships is worse than hooking up with a bunch of people because of, I think they either you strung them along or you got something going on that you can't get them to commit and go. So, so I, and I, and no, and I do think this, I think that there's a difference between giving them a key to your apartment and putting them on your lease. so and that's the that's the deal you put them on your lease you know okay they ain't gonna kill me

well maybe not but people i feel like people grow up too though like who i am when i dated you at 22 may not be the same person i am even at 25 and i get that listen i and i i think there's a

lot of people that younger has have a lot of numbers but i don't think you necessarily were dating uh or committed to them they were you were just having fun that might not you you might have

to reevaluate what that relationship was okay can i ask another like follow-up question then

yes i'm the expert at this go ahead i actually like that i like your take on that thank you

what's worse me being single for a while or people who date too often honestly that's an

interesting question because i would i would rather as a guy i would rather look at you as being single for a while is better than you going out and having a lot of people i find it harder

date when you've been single for a while and i think that i think that is a problem i think that

people think that you know if you're you're it's a red flag if you don't what's going on tammy

hi good morning everybody yeah what's up um i've had one relationship my entire life i am 52 years old and that's with the lord um he was my high school sweetheart boyfriend we got married and we will be married 33 years in May.

That's not... Well, you know what? That's sweet. So you've never seen

another penis? That's crazy. Wow.

Or he laid it down.

What? I was... This was really... I mean, I was like 12 and 13 when I actually met him. Wow. And I dated... He was a year older than me. We dated all through high school. He proposed to me at my graduation. All through college, we got married. We've got two kids. So, I don't know. He was the one and he still makes me laugh and loves me every day quick question when you because when i drive by certain homes i go god

i wonder what that living room looks like do you ever walk by guys and just wonder what's underneath that uh nope no no never nope he makes it worth being the best with him does he have a brother

he does have a brother

And is he a pain in the ass?

Kind of, sort of, yeah. Okay.

All right. Thanks, Tammy. What's up, Brenda?

Hi.

Hi.

So, yes, Megan, do not feel bad because I'm almost 33, and I've only been in two serious relationships. One, I'm still currently in, and we're going on almost five years, so don't feel bad. Wow.

Yeah. Do you see yourself being in this relationship forever?

uh yeah because the first one it was 11 years and i actually got married to him um shortly after high school okay um we had some kids together and um this one i learned a lot from my first um marriage so i i grew a lot in that time frame so i definitely see myself um with

this last relationship well let's hope we're we're hoping that you're happy right or whatever you want it happens by the way the person that just said that megan is a walking red flag is a walking a-hole i'm trying to dm him to see what's going on are you that by the way that's a that's a miserable that's a miserable person right there that would say that because i will say this i think everybody is a walking red flag in one shape or another agree see i always say that if you

cause any type of emotional trauma in my life where i have to sit in therapy and talk about you you were a boyfriend really if i put that great reasoning that's interesting you earned that spot of emotional damage you're a boyfriend that's an interesting one i never thought of it that way

but yeah if you actually taking up real estate in your brain boyfriend so i want to bring something

up i had a call from a friend that wants to go to this and this friend is one of those friends that i think everybody has every time he drinks dot dot dot because this is one of those things we all have those people that we know that every time they drink they do something some people get angry you know some people get angry they they drink and they get crazy and they start you know punching walls and stuff like that some people and this is my friend are a little too lovey and it's not with their wife every time that my friend who wants to come to this party and is coming to this party because i actually put their name in uh comes to any kind of a thing that we're throwing could be whatever could be a bar that we're going to hang out at his group or it could be like my house and a group of people over there he is kissing and flirting on girls that are not his wife kissing i mean he'll he i have seen him kiss like well when i mean kissing he's like not like like you know tonguing or anything but like he's like oh god it's great to see you and i know my next thing you know he's like going in for kisses so be careful of him and i'll point him out to you but he does this and then what ends up happening is it ends up in a fight and then what happens is saturday morning he's got to do the whole apology thing yeah the apology world tour to everybody that was there yeah that he doesn't realize what's going on and i bring this up because he'll be there tonight and i want to make sure all the listeners know who he is and i'll point him out but i also wanted to ask if you could call out the person that is in your life and it could be even you that every time they drink they do this i will say this to you i'd rather be with the kissy huggy guy than be with the puncher guy

oh god the aggressive guy yes is so irritating yes just wants to pick a fight with anybody

844 mojo live 844-665-6548 every time they drink they blank um i want you to call us up and uh and tell us i will never forget the story that shannon one time said and i think it was about your ex that you said that he speaks in a different language or something like that or only started talking spanish he's talking spanish so every time he would drink he would have a spanish accent

or something right he'd become fluent spanish yeah i was like i didn't even know you really um i turn into simone biles i do i want to do cartwheels i want to climb things i i just spit all over you i'm so sorry i i i just become a gymnast i am i am not that by the way is a great

one the spitter is also a great one so you know how many people become spitters when they uh drink

what about the other wheels in a bar recently yeah in a bar yes oh my god uh julie every time

they drink is this about somebody else or about you this is about me yes what do you do i steal

i'm a phleptomaniac whenever i drink what's the best thing you've stolen though um actually it was when i was in college i went to a frat party they were had a canker up by the refrigerator and on top of the refrigerator was this gigantic

beer stein filled with coins now mind you i walked to this party i walked right up there grabbed that whole thing there was like 50 of coins in that thing and i walked right out of

the party with it we take men's money that's crazy you're not coming to our party tonight you're like reason we we have a couple of listeners that we've had to ask nicely please don't ruin it for everyone because they'll go to our parties and from time to time we'll have the managers of the locations wherever it is come up to us and go um is there any way that you could tell the person to put down the house plant you know like or something like people have to return clothes have you really at like what house parties yeah you go into their closets and steal their clothes?

Yeah. Or something out of their bathroom.

Oh, my God. Julie is out of control. What are you drinking?

Turn around and return it.

Oh, my God. Yeah, what is your drink of choice?

Usually just a captain and diet.

Oh, it's captain. Captain make you crazy. Thanks for the call, Julie. What's up, Fred?

Hello, hey. What's going on?

This isn't the same Fred we just talked to, is it? No. Oh, it's a different Fred.

I'm Fred from Detroit. Fred from Detroit. Wait, what's happening, buddy?

What is it? Every time they drink, they...

Oh, every time my boyfriend, he used to drink, I used to have to get him out of fight.

Oh, he was the fighting guy.

Yeah, and I'm six foot two, about 230, and he was little.

So would he always go and fight with, like, the biggest person in the place?

No, he would just, you know, we'd be sitting there casually, And then next thing you know, he'll just stare at somebody like, yeah, I'm about to go and talk to this dude. This dude ain't got nothing on me. I'm like, oh, man. I'm like, all right, he's drunk, man. I'm sitting down.

That's awesome.

Trent, every time they drink?

One of my best friends gets completely naked.

Oh, no. And you got to what? Put clothes on him?

No, it's impossible. He just streaks around the entire place, wherever we're at. It doesn't matter if we're in public. It doesn't matter if we're at a house party. He just, after three shots, he's going to start falling.

What's off first, the top or the bottoms?

Oh, the bottoms. Straight for you. Oh, yeah. He goes right to the bottoms, then he keeps his socks on because it's too cold.

Oh, that's great.

You're his little piglet.

Hey, Eric, every time they drink.

If I'm out in the bars with people, I tend to just wander off. It's like a big game of Where's Waldo? And I got so drunk the one time they actually bought a leash for me to put on.

You know what? That would suck to have to keep track of you, not knowing where you are.

Oh, apparently I'll talk to random people and go from bar to bar and end the life of the party, pretty much.

Classic. James, you there?

Yes, I'm here.

James is another violent one. Every time you drink?

Yes, Southern Comfort will have me going Mayweather on you. Oh, no.

Mayweather. Really? So you actually punch people when you're drinking Southern Comfort?

You know, I stare people down, and then if they, you know, they're about that action, it's no time.

Why are you still ordering this? Stay away from the Southern comfort.

It's good stuff, man. Put a little bit of lime with it. It's not good stuff.

It's not.

If it's making you do that.

If it's made in mixer as Mountain Dew, it's not good.

Susie, this is a good one. And Susie's husband, every time he drinks?

He would sleepwalk and pee in random places.

Really? Where's the craziest place he's peed?

Well, the first drink, can you guys hear me okay? Because I work in a factory. Yeah, absolutely. The first time he did it, we were dating. And he walked by me, rubbed my back, and went into the kitchen, lifted the garbage can and peed. But another time he did it, we were in a hotel, and he started knocking on the door, and he had to go down to the front desk because he woke up and he was in the hallway. And we don't know if he peed anywhere, so I'm a little suspicious. And then he peed in my closet on my shoes.

Oh, no. Like a dog. And you are amazing. Thank you, by the way. We love our hardworking factory workers that listen to this morning show. We appreciate you so much.

Well, thank you. and he's going to kill me if he's real clean, but that's okay.

That's all right. I love it.

Yeah.

good laugh good don't tell him tell him he's not invited to our parties we don't want to somebody leaving uh marks or their what is it that your dog does mark in their territory emily this is funny emily every time you drink hi yeah first time long time

yeah every time i drink i become the host of my own british cooking show

oh my god oh my god wait i want to hang i want to drink with you like a positive asmr one or

like an angry one oh no i've become like mrs crumpet and hello we're gonna make some bread sticks today it's ridiculous you are wonderful the best part is i can look at the videos every day

happy thanksgiving week on mojo in the morning where if it were legal mojo would be giving away trips to bakeland instead you'll have to deal with your beard uncle on your own this is mojo

in the morning it's mojo in the morning show so uh yesterday i ended up going and um i got a i i've never done a barber beard shave i've never done that ever uh in my life i actually tried it one time and uh and i got scared when the guy pulled out the uh the straight you know razor thing yeah oh it's the best and i thought to myself i'm like you know what i don't know if i necessarily know if that guy likes our show you know did i say anything about him was he one of the cheaters we busted in the war of the roses you know what i mean like we don't have a rolodex of all that stuff so um so yesterday i ended up going into uh this guy rafa barbara rafa who j towers uh turned me on to george over at six salon to do and it was the most amazing thing ever i I loved it, but I told him, I said, make it look good, but honestly, you should have seen the bottom of my beard underneath my chin, which nobody gets to see because the fat is so much. I thought it was just based on the way that my chin looked. It was like I was a drunk guy trying to walk a line. It was so bad. Is this how you will, moving forward, get a straight razor shave? I'm contemplating. Like, you know, I go to Katrina for my hair, and I'll never leave Katrina because I love her so much. And I get so much good gossip, you know, and we give so much good gossip when we're together. But I think that I should think about the beard because that beard is kind of like a part of the package, right?

Yeah, it's her face.

And Katrina does trim. Like, she'll trim, like, my nose hairs, and she'll trim my, you know, eyebrows and stuff like that. But she doesn't really mess with the beard at all. So I might have to, yeah, I might do it. I don't know. How do you feel? But it's funny, I went yesterday, so I go, and I was gone for a while, because it was Royal Oak 8, and it was like 5 o'clock in the evening or 4 o'clock in the evening, so it was traffic. So it took a while to get there, and I think Chelsea was kind of like, that's a long time, but you know what? I'll plan it accordingly, I guess a little bit different, because that was the only time I could get in. Do you do your beard at all? All the time.

Every time I go to the barbershop, I get a straight razor. He'll do the line, too, just to make sure it's super crispy. Really? Oh, that's the best.

Do you run, like, I thought about this for a second, and then he talked me out of it. I thought about going goatee back again. And then Rafa's like, no, you're not goateeing at all.

No, I remember your goatee days. I think it looks better. You look better with a full beard.

I looked like a pedophile when I had the goatee. But I will tell you this. I have to, before I do any kind of drastic change, run it by Chelsea ahead of time just to make sure she's cool with it.

Does she like the goatee?

No, she's not a goatee. She likes the beard, though. Yeah. And she likes the beard, and she likes gray beardy. She doesn't like it when the beard comes, when I either darken it or let it grow. If I grow long, then it will get a little bit darker.

I feel like you could pull off a mustache. No, he can't. Just the top? Yeah. He tried it one time. A pornstache? Yeah.

Kind of. Like a Tom Selleck mustache?

No?

No?

I think you would look good with it.

Look at your chinny face. No. I think I... The beard looks good. I think I would look... I think I'd look like, with a big mustache, I'd look like, I don't know, I'm trying to pick who's the person that would be the... Tom Selleck. No, Tom Selleck. Tom Selleck is... No, or remember the Dunkin' Donuts man? The guy that used to do the Dunkin' Donuts commercial?

Time to make the donuts.

That's what I would look like.

What is that?

That would be me. The old commercial.

The iconic commercial.

The iconic commercial. I'd look like Sam. Yeah. Can you guys change your hair without telling that you're girls?

I'm actually going through that right now with Sherelle. I feel like maybe for most guys, and especially for me, in my life and dealing with women, women that I actually, you know, had a relationship with, I could tell they was really feeling me when they would ask me what color they should change their nails. I feel like that's the telltale sound. Okay, she wants to do what I like, and she cares about what I like.

then it wears off and now cherelle just does whatever she wants and i'm at a point right now where i've gone through different hair phase sometimes i'll grow my hair out sometimes i'll get it cut and misfit victor i don't know what we were talking about on the show but he just started sending me all these photoshop hair ideas where he like dyed my hair red and then one in particular he had me growing locks some people say dreadlocks i say locks he had me growing locks And I saw that and was like, damn, you look good. This should be how you look. And at that moment, I said, you know what? I'm not cutting my hair. I'm growing locks. And it took me a couple days, and I went and told Sherelle. And I was like, babe, I don't think I'm about to grow locks. She was like, no, you're not. I'm like, you don't get to decide how I wear my hair. And now I'm trying to, like, have this thought, like, should your spouse have an influence on the way that you look? or have you ever changed something and didn't tell your spouse and it went wrong?

No, that all, oh, it drives me crazy when guys do it, so it would be hypocritical if I said it was okay if girls do it. No, that makes me so angry.

See, I think it's okay.

I think input is good.

I think for guys to tell a girl what to do, it's wrong because it's just wrong. I think it's... Well, we're also, you can tell us

and we're going to do what we want anyway. That's true. But I do like input.

But women need to tell guys sometimes. And Kevin, I don't think you'd look good.

Did you see the picture?

I didn't see the picture. Let me see it. Hold on, let me see it. I like your hair the way it is now.

Lenny Kravitz style. I like it. Listen, I'm one of those. He doesn't have a Lenny Kravitz body, though, for it. He's got to start somewhere. Whoa, there. Body loading.

While you're looking for this, I will say, and I will call myself out here, for a while, Wes has gone to the same barber forever and ever, this guy Julian on the east side. And for a while, he was shaving the sides of his head, and it looked like he had a military haircut. And I was like, you got to tell him to, you know, like, make it, like, leave it longer. And I don't think he did, so I went straight above Wes's head and went right to Julia.

Are you ready for this, Shannon? Because I want to hear your reaction when I show you this, all right? Let me take a screenshot so it's actually zoomed in.

Are you sending it to me or are you showing it?

No, I'm about to show you right now, but I wanted to, like, do a screenshot so it was zoomed in so you, like, really could see it. And now I'm stalling so I can find it. Here it is. You ready? Yep. Look at that.

Oh, okay. You look good. Thank you. Let me see, let me see. Now, my question for you is, if you get these locks, will you get faux locks so you have the length right away, or will you start from the beginning?

Yeah, I'm going to do the whole journey. You look like Mufasa.

That's right.

I am the Lion King.

You know why I think I like that, though? I'll be very honest with you, because I like how you have your hair and your beard now. I think that's just a really great picture of you. Like, I think if you... You say, I don't always look like this.

That's what I heard.

No, I'm saying, does that picture... Shut up. Does that picture have your hair now on it? Never mind. I was trying to give you a compliment.

So that was short hair. That was like, I can show you the original picture of that, but damn, Shannon. I was trying to give you a compliment, and it came out really wrong.

I'm like, uh, you got a little zest. Okay, never mind.

How long will it take for you to get that? That's the thing. I don't want to go so like when you grow locks sometimes, I call them rat turds. You got like this. They had like the little baby. I don't want to do that. I'm never going that. You wear a hat all the time. I'm going to go big hair. I'm going to go braids and let it just get warm.

There's a reason why Nick can't wear a turban for two years. He was throwing out his hair.

Hey, what's going on, Paige? Hi.

Hi. Good morning. Happy Friday. Hey, what's going on?

Happy Friday. What's up?

So I was just calling. I think there's a difference if, like, your spouse was to say, like, hey, you should go this color, go blonde, versus have you ever thought of trying blonde hair? Like, it almost puts the idea into your head so you feel like it's still your idea, but they're putting their suggestion in.

Yeah, that's why I said I like input. I might not always go that direction, but I do usually ask for input.

Wait, real quick, you've seen what Kev looks like, right? Yes. What do you think about Kev with braids?

Locks. Or locks, I mean. I mean, if he's never done it before, you have to try it. I mean, because then if it doesn't go well, I'm sorry, Kev, but then you can go back and be like, what was I thinking?

Right, because that's a commitment. That's a long commitment.

Which is why you should just get the extensions and see if you like it. I'm not about to be out here with fake locs. Nobody would know. Yes, they would.

Who falls out once, though? I want to be there. Kylie, what's up? The Jimmy Butler?

Hey, guys. First time, long time.

Yeah.

He's on the phone.

What's going on?

So you guys are talking about hairstyles, and my husband doesn't like short hair, and I don't like beards. He will grow it out once a year, and I absolutely hate it.

and so he does once a year what is it like hunting season or something like that when does he decide he's going to grow it out

usually in no shave November

okay alright and so he's

doing it for a good cause then i guess correct yeah yeah what's a fun thing to do too completely shave your hair your face and then see your wife's reaction completely do it yeah i'll be honest with you i think that there are more guys if they take their beard off that would get a bad eye from their girl than then if they you know tried to grow something guys look like a totally

different person if they've had a beard for as long as you know them and then they all of a and save off their beard. It's like you're dating somebody totally new. I want to do that this summer, too.

Which is funny when a guy asks you to go with a different color. Do you think he's doing it psychologically because he wants to actually have sex with somebody different?

Bruh, I asked Sherelle to change her hair to like a strawberry brown or something like that. You would have... Oh, my God. One of the exes had red hair. Oh, jeez. I'm like, bruh, it's not even the same color.

Does she normally ask you for ideas for her hair?

No, this is unsolicited advice.

Andrea, what's going on? My unsolicited advice is don't ever do that again. What's up?

My ex-husband didn't allow me to wear lipstick or paint my nails red or cut my hair. So the moment I left him, I painted my nails red and cut my hair.

Oh, that was funny. Look at you. I love it. That's great. We actually have some texters that say that their guy makes them paint their hair or paint their nails, too. I thought that was interesting, and I didn't think we'd get a call from somebody that does the exact same thing. How about what if your spouse tells you to get a boob job? That would not be a good one, would it? Amber, what's up?

Hey, good morning.

What's going on?

Um, so my husband actually just shaved his entire beard off and his mustache without telling me last night.

Oh, that bastard. And now, what does he look like? Does he look horrible?

Um, he kind of looks like a 14-year-old. Oh, geez.

That's not good.

But that's okay. Still of him.

So, you know what you need to do? You need to do something drastic. Shave yours. Not beard, but hair. Shave your hair. Could you imagine if you, like, completely drastically changed your hair? What would he do?

Probably his jaw would drop to the floor for sure.

Yeah. I'm telling you, I run it by Chelsea not because she wants to give approval. It's because I don't want to look like a fool, you know? That's, like, one of my big things. Steven, what's going on?

I just want to say that I think drastic changes need input because, like, maybe you fell in love with her because she had really long hair. and then if she shows up with, like, a pixie cut the next day, you're going to be like, oh, what the heck.

Wait, so you don't love your spouse, you love her hair?

Well, I mean, you get attracted to features, but... I mean, you can't... It's the same as shaving off your beard, and you're like, oh, it's a whole different person.

Yeah, you can't go from Rapunzel to G.I.J. You can't do that.

Well, what about Kev? What do you think? Do you think that Cherelle's okay with giving her input?

She said absolutely not to the lock here. And then she tried to be nice, like, you look nice for anything.

You know, Kev. Hey, Kev knows. He always dresses classy. He's sometimes sassy and secretly smart-ass-y. This is Mojo in the Morning.

Mojo in the Morning Show. Phone number is 844-MOJO-LIVE. Text 95500 to get through to us today. Good to have you guys with us. I saw this on Reddit just a moment ago, and I got a little bit of time before we got to get to the 5 of 6.55.

You're on Reddit.

I got two minutes. I think I can do it in two minutes. A woman says that her younger sister is marrying her ex-fiancee should she skip the wedding. The woman does not want to attend her sister's wedding because of the unusual circumstances. Her sister secretly dated and got engaged to her ex-fiancee. A Reddit user, Allison Vio, wrote this on a July 8th post of Am I the A-Hole? She says that the 28-year-old is engaged to Mike for two years before they broke up just three months before their planned wedding last summer. she found out that he had been cheating on her with someone else she writes i get a call from my younger sister lily 25 years old saying

that she's got exciting news and wants me to come over to our parents' house for dinner so that she can share it. When I arrived, Lily and my parents were all smiles and she drops the bombshell. She's engaged to Mike. Come on, there's no way that this can be actually a truth. No way. Because your parents are going to be happy about it. Yeah, that's great. You went from her to her. What is that? I just want grandkids. Allison then learned that Lily and Mike were secretly dating for the past year and now they're engaged her parents have known about it for months but opted not to tell her she felt betrayed in so many levels I told them all that I wanted nothing to do with them and I don't want to go to the wedding by the way first off going to the wedding is the least of your worries are you going to go to Christmas are you going to Easter

can you trust your family with anything

oh my god this is messy This is craziness. By the way, you know, we do Am I the A-Holes on Tuesdays here on the show. A-Hole. Am I the, yes.

That's an easy one.

The A-Holes, yes. We got it. This is, you are an A-Hole for doing this. Should she go, though? But who else is the A-Holes? I think the parents are the A-Holes. Thanks. For sure. All right, so should she go? Should she go? Let's go around the room real quick.

I'm going to say, yeah. Why? Because she is my sister, and I love my sister. I don't have to be there and enjoy it. I don't have to clap and stand up next to you. I can go there and get drunk and laugh at y'all.

I actually agree with Kev. I think it's going to suck, and she's going to have to drink her way through it. But I think if she wants to have a relationship with her sister moving forward, and hopefully they can repair this, it's going to be tough. But I think that she shows up. Oh, I disagree.

I do, too.

What say you two? I don't think you go, and I think you cut off that family member.

Yeah, I agree with you, Megan, and I don't think that just because you're my sister, do I have to be the doormat, you know?

Yeah, I don't trust you. You clearly went behind my back. You clearly put your own feelings ahead of mine, and you were selfish.

So you never talk to her again, is what you're saying?

I think there is every—I don't believe that—I hate when I hear that family doesn't talk to each other, but everybody's got its circumstances. I mean, obviously, Megan and her mom, I would never say that those guys should ever have to talk to each other ever again. Thank you. Megan is better than that. But I will say this to you. This sister might be in that same category. She's not a nice person.

I would say my mom's situation is a little bit more severe and serious.

Do you talk to your parents then? Because they knew for months and didn't say anything to you.

I would have a hard time going. I would have a really hard time. I don't think I would feel loved or appreciated or cared about.

I think that the parents are as bad as the sister, Lily. Lily, 25. I like that. Lily, 25. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548.

In this fake story on Reddit to get people to engage.

Texters, by the way, are all...

Reddit has great writers.

Texters are all saying, no, don't go. Has anybody ever had the sister or brother that cheated with their significant other? What's up, Cindy? How you doing?

Hi. Good morning, all. Good morning. I think that she should go and propose a toast to both of them. and say thank you for screwing me over. Yeah. Okay, I like that.

They did her a favor, right? Who wants to be with that guy? What a jerk.

Right, exactly.

And if he cheated with your sister, he's going to cheat with somebody else. You know that that's going to happen because cheating with his sister, I mean, that's like the most risky thing you can do. What's up, Robbie?

Hey, you don't do that to your sister or your mom shouldn't do that to your sister. That's not right.

Yeah, so you wouldn't go, right? If your brother cheated with your girl, you're not going to his wedding with her?

Even Kevin's a moron.

Kevin is kind of a moron. I agree with you.

Robbie, I'm going, man. I'm sorry. I love my brother in this scenario if we're going in that direction.

Well, who loves a brother that does that to you? Yeah.

I know, but I got to be the bigger person, man. I don't have to go and enjoy it, but I can't not speak to my brother for the rest of my life. I just can't.

No, you don't speak with him, but don't speak with him or with him.

Yeah, I agree with you. I agree. Kevin's a moron.

No, I don't like that.

She's got to save that.

I don't like that. I think I'm nice.

I like it. Michelle, what's going on, Michelle? You got a thought on this one? Hold on a second. I lost her. Oh, I cleared the line. Oh, there you are. Hi, Michelle. Hi.

Hi.

How you doing? Would you go to the wedding?

Oh, definitely not. Just because that's like betrayal beyond anything. Yeah. That's like breaking girl code, family code.

Would you buy them a gift, though? Would you get them towels or a play setting?

Do a monogram, but he says F-U. I would give them something like a gag guest for sure. Yeah. I don't know. I think if there's ever a reason why somebody should stand up at the back of a wedding and oppose a wedding, that's what you do, right? By the way, real quick, I got something to say. Hold on. What was the girl's name? What was her? No, the sister's name. The one sister was Lily. What was the other one saying? Allison. Hi, Allison here. remember me I just want to object to this wedding the pastor's like who's she that's my sister

I want to know if that's ever happened by the way if you've ever gone to a wedding or been involved in a wedding where somebody actually actually did that

I want to be in that situation like sister or brother cheating with them

no not even that like where somebody objects or stands up and tries to say something

yeah I object mojo on the morning show shannon had her first opportunity to do it do it right and she failed at it and it was at being a stepmom i can't imagine i think you would be a great stepmom

i think i'm a really good stepmom so actually i do i wondered when you were becoming a stepmom

If you're going to be, like, cool stepmom, which I think you are, probably, like, the fun, like, friend.

Yeah.

The one that hides, like, things from Wes and stuff like that.

This is very accurate.

Am I good at reading this thing? Like, you're not stepmonster. Like, there are stepmonsters, you know, where they're, like, I don't want the kids around. Like, you seem like the type where you'd rather have him not around but the kids around.

Yeah. And I love, I love Wes's kids. They're great kids. We have very different, for the most part, very different parenting styles, Wes and I do. So he is a little bit more, I don't know if I want to say strict, but yeah, for the sake of the conversation, he's a little bit more strict. His kids are very self-sufficient because that's just how he raised them. We're my kids. And I'm always like, but they're little. But I kind of do everything for them. So they leave something out. I pick it up, put it in its place, which I know is bad. But I'm just, I'm a way more laid back parent. So the other night, my stepdaughter, Sam, who is going to be a high school sophomore, she was doing her laundry, which is amazing, by the way, that his kids do their laundry. My kids do not. I need to start making that happen. But when she was putting her clothes from the washer to the dryer, Wes's clothes were in the dryer. And so she took them out and she brought them upstairs to our bedroom and she plopped them on the floor. And so I walk into the bedroom and I see like a pile of Wes's clothes on the floor. And I was like, he is not going to like this at all. And so my first instinct was to just start picking everything up and folding it and putting it away. And then I'm like, no, I know that he would get on me about that because he wants his kids to, you know, follow through with all of their chores and stuff that they're supposed to do. So I go downstairs, he was working in the garage and I said, hey, you know, explain what happened. I'm like, how are you, how do you want to handle that? Like we've only been living together, all of us under one roof for like two weeks. And he was like, Shan, you need to go upstairs and tell her that that is not cool. And she needs to find a better, a better spot for all of the stuff that she takes out of the dryer. Holy Jesus, God, anxiety. I'm like, wait, me? I go, why don't you just go tell her? And he's like, nope. This is your first task as a stepmom. Go talk to her about it and just tell her. You need to, you know, put it on the bed, put it anywhere, but you can't just throw the clothes on the floor.

Why is it you? Why was it you that you did it?

Because he was busy doing something. And I'm, like, you know, trying to clean up and do whatever. He was out in the garage doing whatever he was doing.

I agree, because then you look like a snitch.

If he's going to say something, then it's like, you ran and told daddy? That part of the conversation aside, I'm like, okay. So I'm trying to give myself a pep talk here. I go upstairs. Her bedroom door is closed. And I'm like, I'm not knocking on a teenage girl's door and having this conversation with her, right? And I also don't think that this is that big of a deal to begin with, but to him it is, which I understand. So what do I do as stepmom? I text her. Hi. heart emoji i don't want to bother you in your room double pink heart emoji i say this super gently i think it might be a good idea to come and put your dad's laundry in a better spot than on the floor my guess is that he's not going to be super happy about that another heart emoji and the little emoji that's like and she did

So then Wes comes upstairs and he's like, see, it wasn't that hard. Like, she put the stuff on the bed. I was like, mm-hmm, yep. And he goes, well, how did she react? I'm like, well, I texted her and she did it. And he's like, you texted her? Why could you not just go and talk to her about it? I am so scared. Like, I want, I'm so scared in those situations.

I don't, I don't think you failed.

I think I, I don't know.

I don't think you failed because you got it accomplished. And that's how you, like, I think.

Thank you.

But here's, see, I disagree with Kevin on the whole snitch thing. What did I say? I think that she didn't know.

I just know that's a rule. I know how he is. Let me fully explain my snitch comment.

She didn't know that you went and said something to Wes. Wes could have equally have just said to her, hey, you put my clothes on the floor. Come pick them up and do it, you know, whatever, and not know that Shannon's even involved in the deal. I don't necessarily know why. Like, I don't think that you necessarily needed to be the person to reprimand.

I think he wants me to kind of assert myself a little bit more. And that is just really scary. Honestly, it's very scary for me because, you know, like I said, our parenting styles are different. And I also, I want them to like me.

At a certain point, go ahead, Megan, I'm sorry.

Do you think it's harder to because she's in high school? Like, do you think it would be easier?

Oh, teenagers terrify me. And they're the best kids in the whole. You guys have all met them. They are the best kids. And I'm not sugarcoating. They are great kids. And so it's, I don't, yeah. But I'm a 15-year-old.

Oh, my God. So when Sherelle moved in with Josiah and I, this was something that we had to go through.

Yeah.

And if you do not assert yourself at a certain point in time, there's no perfect time. Right. Obviously, you want to do it the right way so you don't come off as like the a-hole.

Right.

Or who do you think you are? And we went through some of that stuff. It may be tough, and I think age does play a huge factor into the situation, but it has to be done because they'll run over you if you allow them to.

Yes, and Wes said this, and my therapist said this, because I do pick up after everybody. My kids, that's just, that is my thing, and everybody has said to me, do not set that precedent. Like, if that's not how you want your household to operate, don't set the precedent, because to your point, I'll be a doormat.

And I bet another hard factor is, too, like, you guys didn't both move and start over in a new place, whereas they moved in with you, which makes sense. If you knew the whole backstory, that makes a lot of sense. But I'm guessing it's a little bit hard, too, to be like, you just moved into a space that was predominantly mine. And now I'm setting up these boundaries and rules, and you want her to feel welcome. It's just hard.

It's really hard. To me, you would have failed as a parent, because I still don't think you failed as a step-parent. You would have failed if you would have picked up the clothes and put them away, which would have been a Shannon thing to do. You would have just said, all right, I'll just do it. That would have been a failure. You would also have failed if you, you know, like, I don't know. I think that the text was perfectly fine. Like, I think that was actually sweet because it shows that you give a crap and you don't want her to, you know, her dad, you don't want her dad to get mad at her for, like, just throwing her clothes in there. And you're like, hey, this is cool. That's actually kind of a, like, I don't think it's wrong or bad because I had a stepmother. I would rather have a stepmother who was my friend than a stepmother who was my mom. I already had a mom. I don't need another mom. And she already has a mom.

She has a great mom. Yeah.

So I think. I am not trying to step into that. Like, there may be a time where you may have to, if they're going to do something that's dangerous and going to get them in harm's way, there may be a time where you may have to go, no, you cannot do this. You're going to hurt yourself or you're going to hurt something, you know, going on. Like, you may have to step up. That will be the time that you have to do it. But I don't think that over clothes, like, you know, it's like, what do they say? Who cries over spilled milk? Who cries over spilled clothes?

Mojo, I'm not joking. I, like, walked up those stairs and I was like, I'm so scared. did you text her outside the door like that oh i saw the door was closed

heather what do you want to say to shannon i think she did great you know she she addressed her on the element that the kids are used to nowadays which is all about the phone you know kids today sadly don't handle face-to-face that well so you know she just she got on a teenager level and i think that's awesome you know she reached out on the level

that her stepdaughters are comfortable with. So good job, Shannon.

I actually think it's kind of nice that you call her your stepdaughter because I know a lot of times where people will marry people that have kids and they will never refer to them. They will refer to them as Wes's kids or my husband's kids or whatever. I will say this to you. I think that sometimes they do that.

The kids, either that's how the kids want it or, you know, that's kind of how they want it because of the mom or dad, depending on it. And I think it's kind of cool that you do that. Oh, yeah. Because I think it makes it more like, okay, I actually care about you a little bit more than just I'm your dad's wife.

My dad's not remarried, but he is dating somebody, and I call her new mom.

That's good. Yeah, mom. Yeah. Yeah. You know what? I mean, there's something kind of cool about that. I love it. What are you going to do? By the way, doors close with teenagers. Let me give you a little advice. When a door is closed in a teenager's room, don't ever just walk in. And don't even knock and just walk in. Like, wait until you hear them because especially you never know. How many boners have you seen, Mojo? Yeah, I've not seen a boners, but I've definitely walked in when I probably should not have walked in. But that's always that's always bad. I remember when my dad in my I don't I never called her my stepmother. I called her Sue. But I remember my dad and Sue got together and I never lived with them. They kind of went off on their own and did it. But I was over at their house when I stayed there. I stayed at their house one night. That was it. One time ever. I stayed at their house, and it felt so weird, and I remember that she knocked on the door to tell me that dinner was ready, and it just was so weird for me, and so I put myself into the, you know, Wes's kids, you know, place.

And you were like the same age. You were a teenager, right?

I was, at the time, I was probably 16, 17 years old. I used to think it was by Wes's son's age when it happened, and I'm going to say this to you it was weird because it wasn't my mom you know that was the one and it was this which i

understand that so it is i mean i had a stepmom she you know and she took me out i don't know why

i said that in past tense she's awesome so she took me out and i think you've done this with the kids but she it may and if you haven't this is kind of cool she took me out and i'll never forget this and we went to lunch she goes i want to take you to lunch and we went to lunch and we sat there and we had like a two and a half or three hour lunch where she like talked to me about my dad and what she loved about him talked about me asked me about like myself started asking all these questions and it was the most intimate i've i ever was with her other than my dad passed yeah and we were in hospice yeah and i will tell you that i almost wish i had a better relationship with her yeah you know because she was married to my dad for as long as my mom was married to my dad wow so it's pretty wild yeah that's cool i i love when i see uh wes's kids like because i worried about them having to move you know because the dad was moving to a totally different area right and in high school of all things yeah so that's cool by the way happy birthday to west today. What? Oh, for real? Why are we calling him?

Yeah, it's his birthday.

What are you doing for his birthday?

So, he is not a birthday celebrator. He, the only, yeah, he, like, Father's Day is his holiday that he likes to celebrate. He could care, he could not care less, excuse me, about his birthday. Like, he just doesn't care. But we're still, we're doing a few things today. I got him a really good gift that I'm so excited to give him, but I can't say what it is because it'll spoil the surprise. But we're just hanging out. We're like barbecue in the backyard and We've got some stuff up our street today.

Does he have to do his own barbecue, birthday barbecue?

Kieran will do it. Wes likes to do that kind of stuff. I'm still scared that if I turn on the barbecue, my eyebrows are going to go.

Hey, April, what did you want to say?

I texted in and had said that Shannon needs to stepmom it up. But I mean that completely in the nicest way possible. I understand how hard it is. I'm going through the same thing as well. And he is also harder on the kids than I am. But I'm trying to, like, put that role on here. And then when his daughter's at, you know, her mom's stuff, that's their house. And here I'm mom. So it's been an adjustment, but we're working through it. You know what you need to do?

It's just, like, figuring out what those boundaries are and, like, where you fit in.

April, you need to call and we need to get your number when Shannon has issues, like, where she's wondering what to do. and you guys bounce things off each other since you guys are literally in the same spot.

Yeah, it's extremely tough. And I also learned, like, since I'm new into the circle, she is pushing boundaries. So that's a tough thing, too, like trying to juggle where my kids are. My kids are not pushing him as much, but she is pushing me a lot. So it's like trying to figure out where the boundaries are and how everything fits in and how we all make a family of six of us. So it's extremely tough. Yeah.

That's cool. Well, you guys.

need you almost need a moment with each other where you guys earn each other or you guys both get each other's trust uh what's up melissa you want to say something shannon yeah i thought she

just did a great job i um have been married to my husband and been and he's been in my son's life for the last 14 years and it's just i feel like it's a very delicate relationship and you know he's 15 now and even when he does correct him which i don't mind i feel like i need to kind of soften that a little bit so he doesn't resent him um and they have a great relationship but i think

shannon just did a great job oh thanks thanks guys uh-oh the birthday boy's on with us west

happy birthday happy birthday to you and you're not a birthday guy why do you not why are you not a birthday guy?

It's just a day. I'm big on Father's Day. Make a big deal out of me on Father's Day. That's what Shannon was saying.

Yeah. In your family, did you guys have a lot of things? Do they celebrate birthdays in Canada?

They do, but they don't know when I was born. So there's a whole family history of they don't actually know the day.

Wait, Woody, stop. That's the bigger issue.

He keeps telling me this and I actually don't know this story. I thought you were just joking.

No, I'm just kidding.

They don't know the actual date that you were born?

No, there's, like, I wasn't named for about a month. And then they couldn't decide a name. They had several names. And then when I looked at, like, family records, when my mom passed away and when my dad passed away, there was conflicting information of, like, our family tree. They had, like, my baptismal record had a different birthday and another doctor had a different birthday. And we don't know. We don't know.

That is wild. I don't know if anybody else has that. Are you really your age? that you're telling me.

Are you really?

Wes?

Hold on a second. Is that the cowardly lion talking to me right now? Dude, don't be a dick.

Wait, wait, wait. Don't be a dick.

This is a topic for another day. No, no, no. Do not be a dick. It's his birthday. Let him speak.

Maybe. What is that all about? I need to know. That's never been a topic, the cowardly lion.

No, I thought I entered in on a topic about Samantha and Shannon. Yes.

Yeah.

Yes.

Hold on. Sarah wants to comment on Wes not knowing when his actual birthday is. What's that, Sarah?

Hi. So my parents, actually, they both don't know their birthdays, and they've just been, like, piggybacking off of their siblings' birthdays.

It's crazy. People don't know their actual birthday. Their parents didn't know. That's amazing.

It's like, like, they're, like, immigrants, so, like, the U.S. messed up with their, both of their, So, coincidentally, both of their, like, paperwork was so funny.

That's unbelievable. Well, happy whenever their birthday is or whenever they celebrate.

You could just pick it at that point.

No, the thing that sucks, though, is you can't go and get your discount at Red Robin. You know what I mean?

Your free car wash. Your Starbucks.

Yeah. Thank you for the call.

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Mojo in the Morning show. Megan has a beef, and it's not with me, so I love it. Go ahead, Megan. What's going on?

It's not with you, but it is with somebody on this show that I would actually like to fight with this morning because I no longer trust said person. Let me give you the backstory as to what happened. There's a person in this building who we work with, and I truly and I honestly mean this, do not know why this person hates me. I am very friendly. I'm always engaging. I'm trying to say good morning and how are you doing and yada, yada, yada. They'll stare at me, ignore me, and then give me like a death look. Because I f***ing hate you! I've talked about this person before because they were on their phone in the hallway looking at their phone, and I was walking down my side of the hallway. they looked up at me and got very angry that I was standing in their way as they were walking towards me with their phone in their face. Like, I just can't do anything right. And I truly don't, like, never engaged in a conversation. We don't work for the same station. Never been to an event together. Like, don't know what I did. I get here hours before this person. I don't think I've ever parked in their parking space. Don't know why they hate me. So yesterday, I'm in the bathroom, and as I'm walking in, she's in there and i say truly like this good morning and she stares at me doesn't

say anything and waits for me to walk into a stall so i go into the stall i hear another person walk into the bathroom one of our other co-workers they have the most pleasant conversation together i'm like what so she likes some people and just he's it's not like it's universally hatred towards everybody it's just me kev knows that i've been having issues with this person i run into kevin the hallway and i go you will not believe what just happened i tell him about the bathroom story And he goes, I think we should go talk to her right now and ask why she has a problem with you. And I go, absolutely no. And he goes, okay, I'm just going to go ask her then. Kev, I will not trust you with any information if you start conflicts.

He's a peacemaker. Listen, 95% of that story is true. Okay. Everything that had nothing to do with me is true. Now, when Megan came in, we were in Lydia's producer suite. So I was sitting in the chair, reclining, enjoying my time. Having a conversation, I believe, with Lydia. Megan came in extremely frustrated because of the ordeal that she just experienced, rightfully so. And I said, well, let's just go find out why. Asking her permission, not going behind her back, and she said no. Now, the reason why I think that this is a situation where we can ask the individual why there is excommunicado with Megan is because this person is extremely friendly to me. We have conversations every day. So I don't know this side of the person that ignores you.

So there's something about Megan that sets her off.

But I don't, like, I've literally only ever said hello to her.

Maybe it was a bad hello.

We've never had a conversation that was more than two words. Good morning. We have to get to the bottom of it. Or three words.

How are you? Let's do it today. No.

See, I know who you're talking about, and I think that that person doesn't like me.

I don't think she likes me.

And maybe doesn't. I think, Shannon, you're probably right. No, yeah. So I think it's guilt by association for Megan.

It's very odd that the same thing will be like, hi, and nine times out of ten, no response. I'm a death scare.

But she likes Kev, and I don't know what it is about Kev that she likes.

Because I'm friendly, and I engage in conversations.

Shannon and I are not.

Does she like you?

I don't know.

Does she like you? I've only yelled at her one time, but she said hi to me the other day. Really? KP?

Wait, what did you yell at her for?

It was because we were recording War of the Roses, and you could hear the sound from her studio. So I walked in and played the asteroid.

And she said, my board is broken. Okay.

I mean, I say hi to her, and she says hi back. But it's not like a, hello, it's a, hi. So it's kind of like an under the breath. She's in a hurry, and so, like, I don't mind. and um but why does she talk to some people and not to other like i don't know it would be one

thing if i think i may have said something to upset her but i don't know what it was like maybe i unintentionally offended her i haven't said anything to offend her with did you have a hard

time going to the bathroom because of it because sometimes if i am in a mood where i feel uncomfortable i can't it won't come out did it not come out no but what it truly was was i was

trying to sit there and hold it so i could hear their conversation i love it by the way there's

nothing better in in you know if you don't work in an office where you get the chance to see people i feel sorry for you i know that people love working from home but there is nothing better than office drama it brings back so much more fun things because otherwise who do you yell at your amazon driver what's going on john how you doing good what's going on guys what's happening buddy what do you think why do you think this uh this person hates megan well do you think maybe

she's just jealous of the show in general because your guy's show is probably better than hers and you're one of the top shows in the morning wow this guy's unbelievable he's pumping us up pumping us up i like you know what it's a jealousy thing like you know why are they number one and why are we here and i don't know it's just uh you know she just pissed about that we actually don't

compete with each other we don't actually i think that she doesn't like megan because megan's

Why are you guys here and why are we not there? People hate ugly people or beautiful people. People hate beautiful people.

I think that's the hardest part. We're all told not everybody is going to like you. And I get that. But it's so hard when it's somebody that you see almost every single day and you don't know why they don't like you. It's a mystery.

This morning on the show, Kev has to go and he has to make peace.

I would love to.

Honestly, the whole point of this story was I think that Kev is crossing a line here by going behind my back or even trying to bridge the steps. Sometimes you just need somebody to be like, oh, terrible, that's awful, and not somebody to go, you know what I would like to do, intervene.

and cause more conflict in the whole situation.

Okay, here's the thing with that. Is he on the show?

No, John, Nicole from rosesbloom.com is going to call her today to see where she's going to send a dozen fruit roses.

I would see. She'll probably send some flowers and probably tell you where to stick them to.

Oh, I like that. Here's the thing with what Megan just said. Yeah. And oftentimes I think I can have more of a solution mindset, try to fix the problem instead of just allowing you to vent. Did I hear that correctly? Correct. Okay. So this isn't the first time this has been brought up. So I've listened to you vent time and time again, and now it's at a point where it's like, bro, let's just go figure it out. No.

That's just causing more. You did. You did. You did. That's the whole reason why I brought this up is because you're not actually in the wrong here. But I thought it was weird for you to. Wait, wait, wait. Can you say that again? You're not actually in the wrong here. I'm going to be wrong. Can you say that again? Three is our next point. But the fact that your go-to was I'd like to make this a bigger conflict is not a solution.

Yeah.

I didn't see it as a conflict, though. In my mind, it was like... I'd actually love to know. Kevin has a point. I'd actually love to know what it is about...

Yeah, because it's not you! Dana, what's up? But I think it's a lot of us in this room. You're just getting the brunt of it. Right.

I'm going to be... Hello?

Yes, what's up, Dana?

Hey, good morning. So, you know, I think that some people are just miserable. I mean, I engage in conversations with my wife, with her family, and sometimes I have to sit there and go, Is there anything good going on with you?

Be careful. Your wife's family could be listening to the show.

I've been married for 31 years. Let them listen. Let them listen.

Tyler, what's up? It's Mojo in the Morning. Why does this person hate Megan?

Yeah, so a thought crossed my mind is that, one, I think Kev's right. You guys should go and find out. But, two, is there somebody else in that studio that may have said something bad about your guys' show and it left a sour taste in this other person's mouth, potentially?

You're the only one that talks to her, Kev.

No, guys. I just treated with love and respect. What did you say, Kev? Nothing. Hi. And I engage in conversation. She's a very talkative woman.

She's very funny.

Lana, what's up?

Morning. So, I don't normally agree with everything Megan says, but Megan, I still love you. But in this case, I 100% agree with Megan. I stopped telling my husband about my work problems because he constantly just wants to fix it and figure out what the issue is. When really, I just wanted to vent out my frustration and then we can just move on.

That's a majority of women. Women don't want the guy to fix their problems. They want the guy to just listen, Kevin.

I get that. Just be quiet and listen.

But at a certain point, we got to stop just talking and do something.

Then you don't want to listen.

And we'll do it this morning in 20 minutes.

Then I won't be an active listener because I'll just be waiting for you to be quiet. As long as it's done on the air.

It's got to be on the air.

Tell me.

We'll be right back.

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It's Mojo in the Morning show. So Megan has something big that she wants to talk about here on the air, and I want everybody to take a listen to this, and then I want you to either give her a little bit of advice or maybe even tell us what you would want to do if you could do it to yourself. But Megan, what's happening?

I'm in a very interesting spot right now in my life, and specifically this weight loss journey that I'm on. and i'm in a position where i'm not how do i want to phrase this i've worked really really hard to get to where i am right now and i'm just so unhappy with the way that i look and i started having this conversation with some people who are really close to me in my life about i am starting to make appointments for a lot of plastic surgery appointments for next year or um procedures for next year i guess is how i should say it and i'm getting to the point where i'm very terrified to go through with something like this but i'm also very aware of the fact that i'm not going to be happy until i do it but i also know that it's a really really big deal

and it's a really big procedure can i ask a couple of questions yeah of course um it's not Like you're, you know, oh, my God, I just lost all this weight. Now I'm going to go get myself some, you know, quadruple D's or something like that.

No, God, no. It's actually quite the opposite.

It's actually that there's some things that when you lose weight, you don't realize, oh, man, I've lost weight. I look, you know, you look great in clothes, so to speak. And then you go, oh, my God, there's some excess stuff there that you want to get rid of.

Yeah, I don't think people realize how uncomfortable I am in clothes because I'm wet.

wearing so many undergarments to try to pick up everything that is just now loose and wiggly and not where I want it to be, specifically my boobs. So, no, I'm looking to have, like, major reconstruction, like, reconstructive surgery.

Are you doing everything at one time or are you doing, like, separate? And forgive me if I'm being too invasive with the question.

No, I'm very open about what I want to have done. Three of the surgeries that I want to have done will all be done at the same time. I wish. That would make my life a lot easier because I'm going to have to hire a caregiver afterwards. So I'm going to need to hire somebody to come and shower me and stuff like that, which is probably the most intimate thing I will ever have to do and is honestly the most embarrassing part about all of this.

I think we've got a couple of listeners that may volunteer. Oh, my God. Squirrel. No?

Poor squirrel's girlfriend. And then I'm guessing the other one because it will be facial reconstruction will have to be later. So most of it will be. Your face? Your face. Your face is perfect. I agree. There's one thing that's really bothering me, and it was the weirdest part about losing weight is that my eyelids have become so droopy that I have gotten weird.

That's actually a very popular surgery.

Yeah. And that's a very minor surgery.

Eyelid surgery? Yeah.

So I don't want a brow lift and what they can do is just remove a little bit of your eyelid and then like re-sew it together and make it smaller again because my eyes have drooped so far down.

Yeah, that's a popular one.

So literally that will, I'll just probably come in the next day and wear sunglasses for a couple of weeks around here.

It's wild because, you know, this is a, this is big for you because this is part of that journey, but it's, you and I had this conversation where we talked about losing weight, but yet still looking at yourself in the mirror and you still see somebody that you're not happy with and a lot of cases it has to do with now your body is completely changed when you're when when you are at a level where you're heavier your face fills out yep and you kind of look like oh wow actually you know my face when you're when you lose the weight your face kind of concaves a little bit then things get droopy and things yeah and then your belly same situation yeah yeah and

the crazy part to me is everybody's like oh my god you're so happy and they don't realize that i have never felt worse about the way that i've looked wow that's amazing because it's so funny

everybody's telling you how gorgeous you are and you are which i i so appreciate and it's so kind

to hear but it's truly like the most debilitating thing right now to be like everybody's like are you gonna date again are you gonna do this that and the other thing and i said no because i i truly have never felt worse about my body and it's something you know it's it's interesting uh

megan because susan either susan i am here well one of the one of the things real quick before you talk but one of the things that megan's talking about for anybody that thinks that this is for vanity it's not it's also for your health and you are going to talk about that right now

with you go ahead susan absolutely um first of all megan you're gorgeous but um i want to talk about breast reduction because i just had one i mean just very very recently just one breast

no both okay all right because i was going to say that i did now do you get do you get a discount

if you just do one of breast reduction yeah you do a real big discount but they want to know if you do your left or right i had to have a i've thought about it for years and i had to have a lumpectomy so with it they will do a breast reduction to make you even and i had the breast reduction done i went from an h to a d and megan i cannot tell you how thrilled i am it's not that bad i mean you know the healing process is not that bad i was up and went to not very cautiously but went to a an open house two days later but it makes you feel so great and the only reason i know I'm at a D is because I just got measured this past weekend. I can walk around. My back feels better. I look better. I'm able to button up shirts without the gap in the front. I know what you're going through.

I cannot spend a gazillion dollars on bras that have to be a special size.

I mean, your health, it's amazing. Obviously, you're losing weight because you're getting you know healthier and that's the goal is to live longer right but then you're also talking about your your body health of your back and you know your joints and everything like that after the

fact like i yeah i called yeah i called in not too long ago and said um i forget what the topic was but where my son asked what those things on my stomach were and they were my Thank you.

Oh, yeah, it was when Smith told me that my cheeks were sagging, which, yeah, I think they'll do something with you.

And now they're no longer on your stomach, Susan. That's awesome.

They're not there anymore. Good for you. Yeah, that's awesome.

Did you go to somebody good?

I did go to somebody good, and if Megan wants to talk to me, I'd be happy to talk to her, but I did go to somebody very good. Okay. He wouldn't go, he would only do what looked good on my body. He wouldn't, you know, do a side, you know, like I didn't say, hey, I want this side. But he said, I will take you down as much as I can that makes you look good.

Wow. Hang on and talk to us and give us your phone.

That's a good doctor, by the way. Yeah. Yep.

Claire, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Megan is talking about how next year might be the year that she goes and takes care of some other stuff. What's going on?

Yeah. Your voices, guys, by the way. Yes. Yes. I ended up wanting a bigger chest, but I didn't want to do implants, so I went for a fat transfer breath augmentation. So they lipo fat from one part of your body, and my back was unproportionately large to my body. So they did that and put it on my chest. And to be honest, it has such minimal results that now that I'm healed, it almost like wasn't worth it. But the side of that is that I ended up being so happy with the lipo on my back. It changed my life. And even though I knew I probably wouldn't have a huge, dramatic change, it wouldn't totally change my life and make me happy, I'm just so proud that I did something to make myself feel better. And I took that step to do it. So in the end, whether I had a much larger chest or not or whatever, I was happy overall. And I think that is what makes you happy. Just know it's not going to change your life and make everything better, but you will feel stronger and more confident.

Let me tell you what I'm most afraid of by doing this. And I wonder, Claire, if you'll agree with this, is that I get so much criticism and critiques from strangers and just unsolicited opinions on my body before I lost the weight, my body now that I've lost the weight, how people think that I've done it, whether it was safe or not. Like the constant unnecessary feedback can be quite overwhelming that the only thing I'm worried about is that if I go through with this and I do all of this, that I will never hear the end about how, well, she just paid for this or it was the plastic surgery or she's setting a poor example for others or whatever it is. I that's truly it where I am right now where I don't think I could cope with the feedback which is why I'm trying to talk about it now so if I decide to go through with it I can which you should think because you've been talking about it for a very long time that people know that this was a process and people know like because the one thing that I get all of the time is this must be so unhealthy she's done it so quickly yada yada yada people don't know I'm nearly a year and a half i'm like approaching the two-year mark on this journey nobody noticed for the longest time um and i just i don't think that mentally right now i can handle the the feedback from

others if i decide to go through with i think you have to talk because it's something you have to deal with with probably your your great therapist but you have to talk to your therapist and talk about that and then the he's got to figure out a way to give you the confidence to say who cares what other people are saying and i know that you hear the noise and you do care but there's got to be somewhat of a way where because you're always going to have that and people are always going to comment on things that honestly nobody asked them for their comments and unfortunately you're in a position where people see you and know you and you know your vote you're very vocal um you know with your life and there comes a point where it's almost kind of like you got to do it for you you don't do it for you don't do it for anybody else and you don't do it to not hear from anybody else

yeah it just um feels like it doesn't matter what i do it's never good enough

Well, good enough for what? For you or for the audience?

For other people. It was not good enough that I gained the weight in the first place. It was not good enough that I lost it because people are making assumptions and they're never correct. Not good enough for just being happy with the way that I look now. It's just a constant feed of I'm not good enough from people that I literally receive on a daily basis.

That's what you got to talk to him about.

No, I constantly talk to them about that. That's truly why I started going to therapy was because I felt so worthless because people tell me that every day.

I think sometimes you just got to surround yourself around the good enough people.

Yeah, no.

yes like those those my therapist made me do like this start the search did did your therapist make you do the circles mojo with like you in the middle and then your closest family yes and then your friends and then and then goes out and he and she was like worry about the two circles that are closest to you that's it everybody else guess what you can say whatever the heck you want but you're you're you're worried about those you know those those people that are closest to you and

honestly i believe that there are some people that are good at putting the noise out of their head you know there's somebody and i got i think that those people are amazing i think i have gotten better at that but i don't know i i megan i think you know you have talked about doing this for the longest time i think that your intentions of doing it are the right intentions for you

and everybody else can go f themselves yeah you're also right it's much easier said than done

yeah um but i will say this to you though when you do do it i do really think that you could help others by talking to them about your feelings about how it's changed you because i know you say that you haven't you've lost weight but you don't feel good about it i see a different megan than

i've seen oh me too but again i think that was more therapy than weight loss because i've done nothing but become more jaded towards people since losing the weight i know that you it's

obviously how you feel about it but man it seems like ever since there's like a strut in your stuff

man that that's great and that is that more to megan is that more mindset change than physical change sure that's what i'm saying that's why no matter how much weight you you lose unless you lose the the mental weight that you've been carrying around it's always going to be something

And I also believe that, honestly, weight is very much so more emotional than it is even the physical act of putting food in your mouth.

And when you talk about living your past and your whole life, the past is meant to be, sometimes I can look at it when I have my, you know, my focused eyes. It's like the past is a school, but oftentimes we allow it to become a prison where you have life. In a school, there's an expiration date, hopefully, unless you fail a bunch of times. But you're inevitably going to get out. But so oftentimes, we stay locked in behind those walls.

Yeah, that's well put.

I love the texter that said, instead of saying, F them babies, Megan, you need to say, F them haters.

Megan, she's the best. And don't you forget it. This is Mojo in the Morning.

I am not going to lie, but Kev, Zach, and I all felt really, really sad on Saturday night. Knowing that the girls all got together for a party over at KP's house. You guys, you had a housewarming party at your new apartment.

I did. And her apartment, I told her, I was like, I would move right in. It is gorgeous. Yeah. The apartment building is gorgeous. You decorated your apartment. It looks like it's something out of a magazine. It is so nice.

Aw, thanks, guys.

It was really fun. Really, really super fun. We got to meet a ton of KP's friends. Everybody brought food. There was wine and a specialty cocktail, and it was really fun.

I actually screenshotted the picture of the food because I thought it was just you guys there now that I know that her friends were there, too. Look at the amount. It was like a Thanksgiving feast.

Well, everybody brought something.

It was. Look at this thing. Hold on. What is that? Her whole kitchen island is covered in food. There's a big old Caesar salad. Yeah. What are these right here? What are those?

Lydia made those chai cookies, gluten-free chai cookies.

Oh, man.

So yummy. What are these ones right there?

What's that one?

Gluten-free chocolate chip.

Oh, my God. You had all the gluten. What kind of dips we got here?

Oh, my God. What's the next time? Gluten-free onion dip and artichoke dip.

Everything was gluten-free? Hell, yeah. This is so nice. Hold on. What is that on your... Is it flowers back there?

You are the person that zooms in at all the stuff in the background, you creep. Oh, my gosh.

I did. I zoomed. And then wait until you see the bed picture. You guys are in bed. I was, like, trying to see what KP's room looked like.

Real cute room.

KP, by the way, nice apartment, huh?

It's gorgeous. Yeah, I love it. I'm still looking for a roommate, so.

You do want a roommate?

I do, yeah. Okay. I've had a couple people do, like, some interviews, but I'm still waiting on the right person, so. We'll see what happens.

So this is a, did people bring just more than food? Like, did anybody bring you, like, decorative things or an Ikea gift card?

I told them no gifts. I told them no gifts at all. I do not need anything. I want their presence, not presents. And yeah.

Although you got the biggest gift of them all from Shannon, I understand.

Oh my God. I honestly am still feeling the effects of the embarrassment this morning. I cannot stop laughing even now. So I.

One of my really good friends actually is getting married, and she asked me to shoot her boudoir photos, which I thought was so special and that, you know, she feels comfortable enough to ask me to take such intimate photos. And it's kind of funny because I know her hub or future hubby is a friend of mine. To think that I'm shooting photos that he may be looking at in the future is kind of funny. So she asked me, and I'm like, what is it supposed to look like? is it supposed to be like really really sexy like like almost like uh inappropriate nudes like are you gonna be doing stuff and and i'm like shannon you've done this before so what do you what should

i do how should i pose her yeah and i was like oh like i mean all of us girls on this show are very close so i'm like i will just show you so you can get an idea because the ones that i took for west as a wedding gift they're not i mean you both have seen them they're not like raunchy i think they're very classy and very pretty and i'm like if that's the avenue you're going let me show you mine well i have them on a link in my email but i couldn't find that email so i was like oh i have a few in my hidden folder on my um phone so i'm holding my phone and i'm scrolling really fast and just showing kp like i took a bunch in my kitchen here's some right here i scrolled a little bit too far to the right and there was a naked photo that wes had sent me and i just started

It's screaming. Yes.

Wait, wait. How naked of a photo?

100% naked, not even sex.

You must have a very big penis.

Yep. I'm not a part of that conversation, and I just hear a screech, and I thought you had been stabbed. I thought there was a murderer hiding in KP's closet. Like, I did not know what was going on because you screamed so loud. Wow, penis so big. I was like, I am so sorry.

Sweet, so KP, you saw Wes's, his penis.

I did not see his penis. He was covering it with his hand. Yes. But I saw everything else.

You did not see the... Yes, but he was... What did you see? Like, what exactly did you see?

Can I describe? No, I'm not going to describe it. It was just a mirror selfie. Yeah.

Really?

Yes, yeah.

Tell us more.

No, I'm not doing this.

Come on.

No, that is weird. because I very quickly yanked my phone away from her and was like, oh my God.

What do you do in a case of this? What do you do if somebody is showing you a picture and you see their significant other's privates, whether it be their penis or the vagina? Does it become...

I was taking those pics.

Well, there's women that send mirror selfies of themselves. Look at Shannon over there. She just nodded her head and said yes. Hold on. What do you do if you see this? Do you say something to them? Do you tell your spouse this? Did you immediately tell Wes?

I told Wes. I can't remember if I told him that night or if I told him yesterday. I did tell him, though, because I'm like, Houston, we have a problem. No, I think I did tell him Saturday night. I'm like, I just want to tell you something that happened because I'm sure you're going to hear about it at some point. and I explained.

What did he say? Was he embarrassed or did he kind of like say, oh, this is kind of nice?

I can't even remember how he reacted.

Wes is on. Lydia called Wes. Wes, are you there?

Yeah, I'm here. How are you guys doing?

Hold on. Wes, you're just going to talk to KP right now. All the rest of us are going to shut our microphones off.

Hey, Wes. KP. You're a very good poser.

KP. Thank God that, like, it was, that, yeah.

KP, Hey, I pulled out my pen and my pad. I'm going to sketch him. Describe this man that you saw.

Describe him to me. No.

I'm not doing this. Show us with your hands.

I think, hold on. Do I have it right here? Does that look like him right there?

Tell me when to stop.

Were you the kid in second grade that drew penises all over his folders?

I think I have him right now. Is this the man that you saw?

Yes. It's actually identical. That is the man? Wes, in this photo, your penis is as big as your head.

great i didn't cover myself with one hand i covered myself with a shoe box yeah yeah how big are your hands i want to know if you can completely cover yourself up is it both hands and so uh so wes how do you feel do you feel violated right now knowing that shannon accidentally did this yeah and i accidentally sent hers to my friends i don't

know how that happened oh my god yeah well actually i don't know i kind of like those

I have to be honest

that this would be very embarrassing if I was the person that saw my friend's significant other and I don't know if I would be able to look them in the eye the next time that I saw them well done it would be tough

Like, I would be, like, looking right over their head or looking at their shoes and then looking up and seeing their jeans. I don't know.

I feel like I have a special place in this relationship now. I feel like I may look you both in the eyes. Yes. Welcome to your new sister wife. We're having a great one-on-one chat at the Godfrey. I don't think that's going to happen next time.

Wes, KP looks up to Shannon in more ways than one. I think that Shannon is kind of, you know, maybe goals for her. Are they still goals for you, KP, after you saw this man's privates?

Well, she looked down to me.

That is true.

I mean, I still admire Shannon. Nothing about my opinion of Shannon has changed.

Do you admire her man, too, like after you see something like that?

Sure.

Okay.

What would you like me to say?

No, I don't know what you want to say.

Mr. West is very hot because I feel like that is what I should be referring to him as. Question for you. quick question for you

he does have prematurely gray hair on his head does he also have it on his private parts

I don't know I didn't look at it it literally happened so fast

dude my brain would scan that and keep that in a bag for forever are you kidding I would know every detail I couldn't tell you what I did yesterday but I would be able to tell you every mole every freckle would you send it to yourself

would you say hold on Shannon I'm going to text this to myself that's what I would do So I would get Wes's picture and I would say, we need this one. This one's going on our website somewhere.

But you know what it reminded me of is there are so many times when we take pictures with people and they're like going or they're going to show us a photo from like, hey, I was at your rooftop party at the Madison in 2016 and they are scrolling back and all I see is boobs. And I'm like, oh, my God.

You don't even realize that we can see.

Can I tell you something? I had a woman that came up to me at one of our events that was like years ago. It was one of the CD signings that we did back in the day, like the phone scan things. And this woman was scrolling through pictures to show me a picture of her child and how the child had grown up over the last five years. And all I see is literally the biggest boil on this woman's butthole.

Oh, my God.

She was taking a picture, she says, to show her doctor. and I'm thinking that poor doctor doesn't see that Boyle the same way at all. I wonder how many times that this happens. It was, oh, God, it was, I don't know who was better looking, the kid or the Boyle, but to be honest with you.

Let me just say my opinion of short men has changed. Maybe I should try to be short men.

He's not short in every place, huh? Is that what we're saying?

Poor Wes. He's like, why did I sign up? I love my places. You should be so sure. Why? Yeah.

By the way, there have been moments where your kids get embarrassed. We talked at our podcast about this. This won't be one of those moments. This is a proud moment with their dad having a large penis.

You're darn right. Do you miss your privacy, Wes? I do. But Megan, check your phone. Oh, my God. Hey, that's not fair. No, I just want Shannon to pick.

Lydia, would you want to see it, honestly?

No, no, please.

I like what we got. By the way, when I get a text message now from Wes, I'm going to have to sit there. You know how you always see the first couple words on the text message? If it's got an image, I'm going to go, oh, he's messing with me. Alright, well, we'll talk to you later, okay? I love you.

You're outnumbered, bud.

I know. Where's Kevin at? Let me ask a question from Kevin. Does he got a big old giant schnauzer? What does he say? What does Kevin say? Somebody just goes, Mojo makes everything so awkward. And Shannon showing the picture by accident doesn't make it awkward? It was.

Yeah, there you go, Mojo.

You tell her.

Yeah, I know. By the way, I think it was pre-planned. I think she was showing off. You know, it's kind of like when you get a new outfit.

I promise you it was not.

You get a new outfit and you want to show it off to everybody? This is kind of her way of showing off a new outfit. has has anybody ever this is a good question has anybody ever mistakenly sent theirs to somebody because we've had the mistaken text message stories before but has it ever been mistakenly sent the the d pic or the t pics or the v pics somebody accidentally sent me a snapchat of them

doing something and i didn't even know that person but they i had them on snapchat i think it was like a friend's brother's friend they sent them masturbating yes and i was like oh and i literally just i didn't reply and he messaged back sorry but even if i love you more than anybody else on the planet i don't want that video either why are you videotaping yourself masturbating probably

meant to send it to somebody else and then he sent it to me i don't know i just to me that just seems

very i don't know bad that's that's a bad thing waiting to happen if you're somebody that videotapes i i picture me doing that and i honestly don't want to ever i don't want to picture you doing it. I don't know. I don't want to picture me doing it either. I think that it's probably an awkward situation.

It's a very bad situation. Or maybe he was sending it to me because he thought that maybe it would like start something. But that's such a weird thing. That is weird.

That actually is probably more of the case. When guys do that and then they go, oh sorry, I did this. How close of a person was

this to you? Not close at all. Like I'm saying, it was my friend's brother's friend. So I knew him because he played hockey with my friend's brother.

Oh, this guy was definitely, that was a pickup line, wasn't it?

Yeah, well, don't send me your junk, please. That's not a way to pick me up.

Let me rank it. It goes, I don't want any D-picks is top. Then I guess if you're going to send something, a D-pick. And then a video. Nobody wants the video. Nobody.

No, that's awful. All right. That picture of the food, though, I'm going back to the food. mojo in the morning show good to have you guys listening you got a kid with you maybe not a good topic to be listening to a kid with but sometimes some people are different some people are like hey i like my kids getting educated by you guys uh all right so here's my my thing i i want to talk about it. I want to, and I think that we'll get some funny calls on this one. I want to ask the listeners and I'll give my example and it might help you think of one. What are some things that should not be talked about while you are in the midst of baking cookies? Okay. Some conversations that should not be talked about. I am a big believer that conversation should not happen during sex i think that if anything the only thing you're doing is dirty talking okay and what i mean by this is chelsea and i were in the midst of uh you know uh baking cookies as as people like to say and while we were having sex or while we were in in that moment and she gets mad at me all the time because she says that i am a like i like to like breathe into her air and she's like you stop that what do you mean she like like you know what i mean like i'm cleaning off like a window or something like that why y'all having sex you're doing this i like to do for some reason i always thought that she liked it when i like like blew into her air or like you know what i mean she doesn't like that stuff so she kind of like backs away from me a little bit because she doesn't want me to do it and she all of a sudden in the the moment of us you know doing our thing she goes have you called luke yet to talk to him about and i don't want to go out there blah blah blah blah luke is my son and i'm like oh why do you got to bring up our kids or parenting or any of the parenting stuff while we're having sex yeah like there's certain things i don't want to even have to i like to me at that moment i don't even want to think i have kids you know what i mean like i don't want that like why it's kind you know what it's like it's it's like in the middle of you having sex basically saying i have responsibilities in my life like hey did you pay the mortgage you know or hey time to mow the grass yeah that's right no like seriously i don't want to do that and i want so this is the conversation that i would like to ask what's the biggest buzz kill that happened during sex like what was what was said or talked about during sex that made that

sexual experience not as fun as it should have been like to me the only thing i want you to say is you know oh baby you're hot or you got the biggest you know whatever i got one i don't know like i'm thinking of when i watch porn i never watch porn and i never see mia khalifa going hey did you call your son up at college and tell him he's got to go do something

oh my god y'all got no porn names y'all know yes you do no never i would never watch that filth i would never have a person i follow i did date a guy once and i always thought this was really weird where um if i laughed we couldn't continue the activity because he was he was mad like he

was offended? Yeah. Why were you laughing? Yeah, what are you laughing about? We broke the bed. Oh, okay.

It was hysterical.

And he was like, well, now we can't keep going because I laughed and he couldn't keep going.

Yeah. Oh, that's terrible. Wes hates it when I comment on, like I get super self-conscious about my breath. And he loves waking up in the middle of the night and waking me up, which I just told Megan was last night. Like I was, I'm sound asleep. I brushed my teeth four hours ago. And so if he wakes me up, I'm always like, oh my God, my breath's so bad, my breath's so bad. And he's like that. I don't care. I don't care what your breath smells like.

I hate that too. I hate that, and I also hate when I go to kiss Chelsea, and she's like, my breath smells, and I don't want to kiss you for that reason. That's the moment your breath could smell like rancid doo-doo, and I would be fine with it. You don't care.

Oh, I'm the opposite.

Really?

You can have fun. Don't kiss me.

No.

I just don't want you to get on the phone afterwards. That's my thing.

Oh, that's the worst. Yeah.

At least, you know.

That is.

Act like it.

Half. Here you go. It's kind of crazy to know this. Like, when people are talking, half the time that people are having sex, 50% of the time, people say they want quiet sex. I don't necessarily know if I want quiet sex. Do you guys want quiet sex? No. I just want enjoyable sex.

So, sometimes I like quiet sex if we have to be quiet for a reason. Because then it's fun. It's like an adventure. Like, if there are, you know, kids sleeping or if we're in a place where we shouldn't be having sex and you have to be really quiet, then I think it's good.

Yeah, no, I'm with you on that one, too. because you don't want to get caught. It's like suspenseful.

By the way, I just want to stop this topic for one second. You may have to edit this out, Zach. I think that they finally shut our internet off. They did.

It's gone. Oh, is that what happened? Yeah, everything of mine just went down.

I think our internet, so I'm going to have to go to my phone right now to read some of these text messages. I think that the company literally has shut everything down on us.

I told you this would happen.

Those rotten bastards.

You have to connect to the actual, like, employee one and not the guest one. Oh, and that works then? Yes.

But why would they do this to us?

Great question.

Like, why are they?

No guests will come in between now and Wednesday, apparently.

Yeah. Like, literally, I think they just took the router out of the building here because we're the lone stars left in this thing. And we can't get connected to the Internet.

That's crazy.

So if I connect to, what is this?

The employee one, not the guest one.

All right, what is the password for that?

Here, I'll come to you. I don't know either. I need it.

Oh, it's not our own?

No.

Oh, yeah. You got to hit up everybody there, Megan.

Yeah. Oh, you know what you got to use? I know what you got to do. You got to use your...

Your work one.

Yeah.

That's what I'm saying.

Yeah.

Okay.

All right, here it goes. Let's see. Do I still work here?

If not, I can turn my hotspot on.

Not even an email, though, to say this is what's going to happen. Who does this stuff? Just shut it off. Literally.

This is crazy. I can't believe this. All right. Try to work. Oh, we got calls on this topic now. Now back to our topic already in progress. Mojo in the morning. What's up, Mike? How you doing? Good. How are you? Good. What did they bring up during sex? Anything about religion. Wait. If it ain't, oh, my God. We don't need to talk about it. Amen. Wait. What was it that was talked about?

Just like, are we going to go to church? I'm not thinking about that right now. I'm thinking about other things.

Yeah. Who did this? Your girl? The ex. Oh, my gosh. That is so funny.

Listen, if Megan wants to talk about it, though, I mean, hey.

What's your credit score? What do you do for a living?

uh i coach college basketball oh my god wait oh my god what's cool oh i can't say that on the air okay talk do you work do you work for off the air

all right hold on we'll talk to you off there that's cool i like that college basketball coach i like it what's up jessica what's up how you doing i'm great what's happening we're talking about things that you cannot talk about during sex or conversations you can't bring up during sex?

Yeah. I get told, like, at times, like, don't move, and I'm like, oh. Because, like, I'm... Oh, I get it.

He doesn't want you to move because he's afraid that it's going to be all over with quickly, huh?

Yeah, pretty much. And, yeah, it's...

So that bothers the girls when that happens?

Yeah, because I'm, like, I'm getting there.

Oh, okay. So it's like, yeah. But then again, it may be one that we'll never get to if you move. He's got to start.

He's got to start being called. Tell him to start talking about religion at that moment. Start praying for that moment. What's up? Initial L. It's Mojo in the morning. How you doing? Good. How are you? Good. No talking during sex is the topic. What's up?

All right. So one of the things is one of the guys I sleep with would get mad when I would wear my cloths. because, you know, I'm a priest and stuff.

Wait, hold on. I don't understand what you're saying. Stop for a second. What is she saying? You want me to tell you?

It's a man. It's a man.

This is a man?

Yeah.

This is a man that is on the phone? I didn't even know that. It's on for some reason. I didn't know that. We are gender free when we come, when we have our voices guys machine.

The priest's trying to give it away. Right.

Oh, okay. So you had somebody do what?

uh they would get mad usually when i come in wearing my cross and they would always have me

take off my cross and chain during sex when you would have sex the person that you're having sex with asked you to take your your necklace off that was a cross yeah because you're not supposed to be having sex anyway right yeah you've called us before yep wait this is the priest that's

having sex yes you called us recently like a couple weeks ago about a topic oh i thought maybe

it was because your necklace was banging them in the face like i'm going what is going on that's a legitimate reason by the way right there this is that that uh priest or alleged priest i don't know if i believe it this is i think this is a baloney story i think this is somebody that's trying to to talk crap i don't know lydia let's see lydia you're the you're the the religious person on the mojo in the morning show tell me if that you think that's a priest or not you think

it's a priest or you think it's bs he did call himself father when he was oh god okay yes all

right i'm also luke joey and jacob's father too that's a bunch of crap what's up avery by the way don't want to hear about it during sex uh what's up yeah i don't want chelsea unless chelsea's calling me daddy during sex and i'm fine with it what's going on avery all right so i was hooking

up with this one actually one of my co-workers and she in the middle was like like do you have to work after this like i'm like i'm not trying to focus on work right now because i'm you know

know working other ways i get it like i don't want to have to give you my schedule don't don't give me a review like let's do an employment review in the middle of uh having sex what's up michael how you doing doing good how are you michael i'm doing fantastic we're talking about uh sex what's

happening awesome so this just happened and honestly a lot of taylor people are pissed off so me and my wife I got home from work and it was a Sunday did you take the trash out? I said no alright go ahead and do it my dad says well it's veterans day don't take the trash out I'm like yes sir because he's a veteran so later on that day me and my wife had sex and then in the middle of that did you take the trash out? I'm like are you serious? like it's veterans day we don't take the trash out they don't pick up trash on veterans day Yeah, it's a holiday. Exactly. Well, guess what? In Taylor, they picked up trash on Veterans Day. Are you kidding me?

No, I am not kidding you. Why would the trash people pick up trash on Veterans Day? That's a holiday.

They did. They did. So I'm stuck with trash. But in the middle of sex, in the middle of sex, she asked. She's like, you know what? You should still take the trash off.

You know what I mean? Ah, that's my...

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dump, dump, dump.

He said it twice, didn't you? Tripp it.

Tripp it. Yes, are you effing kidding me?

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