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let me take that back to the beginning this is it all right are you ready you're listening to mojo

in the morning you're a doo-doo hack it's showtime

We'll be right back.

Mojo in the morning. megan might have missed her opportunity with mr right did she do something that could have cost her the love of her life or would it have been awkward if megan would have done it differently

what happened megan i'm so upset right now because he was mr perfect and mr incredibly hot so last night i was walking into my building and i had my arms full of stuff i have family coming to visit in a few weeks and i'm trying to make it look like i'm surviving as a human being and i have my spit together if you know what i mean so i've gone to the store and bought a couple of things for my apartment and one of them was like this giant clock that i was carrying and so i uh was coming into my building this guy was coming into let him into the building right we get to the elevator and i go what floor are you going to he says the rooftop now we have a rooftop where people like will host parties or whatever there's tables up there and couches and it's really nice and i love it and i was like yeah i got you and i hit the rooftop and i hit the floor that i was going to and we kind of stand there for a second while we're waiting for the elevator to move and he looks over he like bends over and he looks at what's in my hands he goes oh that's a really cool clock i really like that clock and i go oh thanks you know people are coming want to pretend like i have my spit together do you think it'll work and he laughed and he goes yeah i think And so that looks very adult. And I laughed. And immediately I hear the ding. The doors are opening. I'm on my floor. I'm like, no, this is the hottest guy ever. And he initiated conversation. Why do I live on such a low floor of my building?

What is happening?

So I get to my apartment, and I'm, like, thinking the whole time, like, I wish you would have held the door and been, like, actually, what's your Instagram? Or what's your phone number? Like, what's something that I can get a hold of your name? Because I was, like, this strange man is so beautiful. And he was laughing at my bad joke. And I get into my apartment. I set everything down, and I immediately think, should I go up to the rooftop?

And that's the button he had pushed?

Yes.

He pushed the rooftop.

The rooftop.

Are there apartments on the rooftop? Nope. Or no? So he's going up there to hang on the rooftop?

Just to hang out. And I was like, that is so creepy. That is so weird. If a guy had done that to me, I would be so freaked out. I can't do that. It's like the moment's over. You're never going to see this guy again.

You would go up to the rooftop and then just go, oh, I had to put my stuff in my apartment. And I wanted to come up here and enjoy the rooftop, Mr. Man.

Yes.

Mr. Man? Yes. Or whatever hot, hunky elevator guy.

You think so?

Yeah, like that's what you should have done.

Why didn't you ask for his Instagram? Once you realized, like, at that moment before the door shut that he didn't say anything.

Oh, I immediately, as soon as the doors closed, I walked away. I was like, that was so dumb. You should have done something. I live with constant regret. The rooftop regret is really what it is.

Do we think that he lived in your building and was going to visit friends in the rooftop? Or how does that work?

No, he did not live in my building, which is why I had to scan him up to the rooftop. up he was meeting somebody there who lived oh dang it so you're really probably never gonna see

yeah do you think it was a girl he was meeting up well that's why i was trying not to be too

like yeah god forbid he's meeting up with his girlfriend and her sister who's visiting and like now i'm the creeper who came up to see the hot guy and there's only three people up there

it's awkward risks have to be taken i think you cannot let uh hot people go i think that you need

to uh stalk them you know you you need to pull out all the stops yeah that could have been your meet cue oh i should have accidentally hit all of the floor buttons yeah oh my god oh no make

make him really get pissed off by you and never have an opportunity ever with him the guy's like i've just stopped at 28 floors on my way to the rooftop i guess we're stuck together forever me you and my clock what was that show that i watched on netflix uh the show where the girl was stalking the reindeer. Reindeer, baby.

Oh, that was one of the weirdest shows I've ever watched in my life.

If you would have shown up on the rooftop, you would have been that woman in Reindeer, baby, where it's like all of a sudden, randomly, you're sitting at the bar with this guy, you know?

That's what it felt like.

Like, he was so friendly to me. The guy basically said, hey, nice stuff you have in your arms or whatever it is. What was it again that he said to you that you thought was very sweet?

He was like, that's a really cool-looking clock. It was a cool-looking clock. It was a pretty cool clock.

Did you ask for security footage? Yeah. Do they have security footage in there? Do we know?

Please don't do that. That's worse than going up to the rooftop.

If you see him again, if you see him again, are you going to say, hey, I'm the clock girl? Like, is that what you're going to say? You cannot say that.

Wait, what's worse? What's worse? He recognizes me and still doesn't ask me for my number or doesn't recognize me because I was looking so rough last night.

Remember me? Clock girl from the elevator.

tick tock oh that sounds more desperate i think you should i think she should have gone up to the

rooftop that's my take on this one if you had have gone up is there anything up there that maybe you could have just like made a quick excuse of why you're up there if it got awkward like oh the

view or like something there's a grill up there what if i just brought one chicken breast and nothing else i just stared at him while i flipped my chicken let's hear me sit up there and just

start sunning yourself or something you know it was pretty late at night so i didn't even have

the excuse, like, oh, I'm enjoying the weather. Kelly. I got 9.45. Are you? Yeah.

Did Megan screw up? Did she miss her opportunity, Kelly?

Well, I just asked, is there furniture and stuff on the roof? There is, yes. There are, like, couches and tables. So you can't go to third bank. At 9.45 at night? That's weird.

Yeah, go up there and read a book. No, that's true.

No, you just take your little lantern or something. No, I actually agree with that guy. That would have been weird. I night read all the time. Well, if it was 5 o'clock, I would have grabbed a beer and said, just enjoying the view. Oh, it was just one for me, you know? But like 9.45 at night, me and a lantern or a flashlight and a book while I stare at the super hot guy hanging out with his friends is weird. I didn't know. I thought you screwed up.

That would have been funny. That would have been absolutely funny. Alright, it's Mojo in the Morning show

You know how some people hide their crazy well? That's not Megan from Mojo in the Morning Look out This is Mojo in the Morning

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that old but i guess he's gonna be 15 this year 15 in dog years how much does that i don't know 15 times 7 whatever that is to the google yeah um he is my little toy poodle he is my ride or die i got him right when i moved back home to detroit and started working on this show i mean i got him a couple of months after i started working on this show so he has just been with me through everything and he is entering that phase of life where it's like you guys he's so frail no matter how much he eats he sleeps all day i have to carry him up and down the stairs for the most part um and then the day before yesterday i finally had to bite the bullet and buy diapers for him because he is just peeing all over the place like can't even hold it in to go outside and it is making me so sad and so terrified that every time i come home from being out i'm like char char and i like frantically call him to see if he'll come to me which he doesn't even really come to me anymore but like i'm so scared that i'm gonna come home and find him and he's just gonna be

sleeping did you get the new puppy because you kind of knew that this was uh inevitable that

with him being 15 so i got the new puppy one because he was so dang cute i couldn't stop thinking about him but also i had heard that if you get a puppy and you have an older dog it'll kind of reinvigorate the older dog yeah um and every once in a while they will play and run around with each other but i feel like in the past two weeks like char is just really slow down um and watch this dog will live till he's like 18 years old after having this conversation that would be amazing that would be amazing but every day i like i hold his little face in my

hands and i give him this pep talk you cannot you cannot leave me losing losing a dog is worse than losing a family member i know this is weird to say this but it is so much losing lily with lily died similar time that my dad died and my kids were more affected by lily's death you were

crushed by that it was brutal and it's better than people yeah that's not fully true they are I just, I feel like I'm in this weird phase of like, I'm anticipating it. And I don't like that because I'm always just, I have anxiety about the dog, the dog. And like, I look at him, I'm like, dude, you're wearing diapers. Like, he's just, it makes me so sad. Thomas, what's up?

Hey, Charlie is 105. Wow.

105. You did the math for us. Thank you. Thank you. Yes, sir. Did you have to use your calculator on your phone?

No, I did it in my brain. That's amazing. Test him, test him.

All right, yeah. What's 12 times 7?

Ah!

He had to put you on the speed for you, the calculator.

He went to his calculator. Ah, come on now.

7 to 14. 1 times 7 to 7. Is it 84? That is dumb. Go ahead. It is 84. It took you 84 seconds to get to it. Right.

Listen, who's that?

This is not mommy. Nope. That's Odette. That's my four-year-old. She's ready to go to school.

I'm actually saying this is mommy.

Is she saying mommy because she thinks that you're talking to mommy?

No. No, she's arguing with her 104-year-old grandmother and the other. Oh, my God. Wait a second.

Hold on. So you have a 104-year-old grandma living with you?

She's 70. I was just...

Oh, does she wear diapers? What's what's happening, Kara? Hi, Kara.

So, yeah. Hi, guys. So, Shannon, I have to tell you, I'm in the exact same situation. My dog has a personal connection. My mom passed away and she passed away now over 12 years now. But she had just bought the dog a couple of years before. And so when my mom passed, I inherited her dog. So now I'm in the same situation where my husband's like, when this dog passes, you're going to be an emotional wreck because this is the only and last thing that you have tying yourself to your mom. And it's been like that comfort blanket, right, that I've just been able to have. So I am in the same situation. I don't have him in diapers yet, but I do have to carry him up and down the stairs and wake him up to make sure if he goes to the bathroom and all of those things. So I'm in the same situation.

same thing yeah it's so sad uh thank you for the call and let's enjoy the remaining time right with these uh these animals uh because you never know right what's going on joe good morning how you guys we're good what's up buddy uh my family cat is 23 uh years old oh lord dude my cat passed when she was 21 she could legally drink how long do cats live out of curiosity uh depends if they're

indoor outdoor cats my cat was strictly indoor and i think anywhere like from 15 to 20 is pretty

normal for an indoor cat when i looked at bro when i first got him i was like oh my god this cat is going to be with me in my 40s and i started to cry isn't that weird you were crying people don't think about that you were crying because it was too long or no because i realized that he's

going to be in some major parts of my life yeah like my cat i had from five to 26 holy cow yeah

do people get as emotional though when their cat dies oh my gosh i literally when i think about it

i start to cry i yeah my cat was in my life longer than my mom was oh wow think about that

by a lot by a lot jessica what's up hey uh so i texted in and i was just said that i can relate to shannon because we just recently had to put my 15 year old dog down and it was the hardest thing in the entire world um he was literally a puppy is what it seemed like up until the day that we had to put him down because he was he went from being just this old happy puppy to being not able to move and it was awful it's devastating yeah oh man well thank you uh thank you for the

call um so uh was he was he peeing or pooping or what was he doing all over the place he's peeing It's so wild because we have a dog that's not that old, but pees everywhere, too. I got to put a diaper on him for that reason.

Does he wear diapers?

He's just an a-hole. Yeah, he's a little a-hole. They call him Mojo. Does it keep him from peeing or does he pee in his diaper? He pees in his diaper. He does. He just pees all over the place. Yeah. Wow. So is it like a baby? Do you have to wipe the dog? No. Or just change it? No. It looks like a big maxi pad that connects on the top. Okay. That's what it looks like. By the way, that's when your dignity has just ended. When you're walking around as a dog and you're, and he probably, the new dog's probably making fun of him when you don't even realize it.

Dude, I should put that dang new dog in diapers too because he's peeing too.

I'm telling you. Maybe your dog's really not sick. Maybe they're smelling each other's pee and they're peeing all over that.

I hope that's what it is, but still.

Yeah. How happy does it make me to listen to Mojo in the morning? I'd say happier than Shannon checking out a naked pic of Ryan Gosling.

was uh looking at a list of things that you should not leave in your car during the cold weather that we have and it brought back a memory to me of when uh my son luke started driving and he left two cans of coke in his car and we had one of these cold snaps like we have right now yeah and we were driving in his car and i'm driving down the street it sounded like somebody was freaking shooting us with a gun they they bursted while we were driving and it literally sounded like gunshots going off it was one of the scariest moments ever but that was actually on the list of things that you shouldn't leave in your car and i don't know if if you're somebody that doesn't know any of this stuff i should go through this list i'm gonna read through this list and you tell me what you got in your car they say here are the eight things that you should never leave in your car during sub-zero weather which by the way we're warming up a little bit today we're going back down again this weekend and then that next week there's like mixture snow rain again so it should be a little bit warmer but it's still going to kind of go back and forth between arctic freeze and stuff i saw this morning on uh today show that they said the um the cold streak that we have is the coldest weather that chicago and detroit has seen in 30 years the lions and the cold weather coincidence i don't think so here are the eight things that You should not leave in your car in sub-zero weather. And if you have and you have had a problem, tell me. Number one is cell phones. They say Apple advises against storing cell phones, iPhones, iPads, or any kind of electronic devices in your car when the weather gets lower than 32 degrees. The recommendations, by the way, for Samsung phones and other electronics might be a little bit different.

But they say that because of the lithium ion batteries that are in there, they're a vulnerable component to the cold. Did you see those cars in Chicago at the Tesla charging station? No. Google this because you've got to see that. First off, Google this because you'll never get an electric car. I don't care what you say. And listen, I bought an electric car. I will tell you this. Horrible in the cold because you have 300 miles on your car. you get in that car just turning your heat on in the car which is a normal function that you should have in your car it burns through 100 miles on that freaking thing

oh so many were stranded there was like a pile up

so there was a pile up at the Tesla charging station because the Tesla charging station charger it was too cold to charge there's actually a too cold to be able to charge a car that's crazy

but can't that happen with regular cars too because I know we don't really do it here as much but I know in some of the other like northern states I'm hoping my geography is right Montana that was a guess don't they have those things that you like put on your engine block to keep

it warm well you the here's the thing though you can still put gas in your car though right but it won't start no well it might not start because it's cold it's cold or something but you if you're if you're driving down the street and you realize uh-oh I'm almost out and you pull over to a Tesla charging station or to a charging station not just Tesla and you pull over like you would pull over to gas station you expect that you're going to be able to put something in there to get you home

yeah i'm just saying why don't they have like heaters on them i don't know well i think i think

they're learning yeah i think that there's yeah well and also honestly i think the batteries too i think there's issues with these things uh number two on this list of eight things that you shouldn't keep in your car when it's cold what i talked about pop or soda or even beer you shouldn't put beverages there because it will freeze and then explode number three i never thought of this musical instruments they say musical instruments can warp bend or not be able to play again if they're frozen number four eggs they say that uh eggs should be or eggs am i mispronouncing because i would say i whenever i say eggs chelsea says i say it wrong eggs eggs eggs um they say that they they shouldn't be frozen in their shells and they say that if they are frozen their shells they'll crack but also if they freeze and unfreeze it's according to the department of agriculture and food safety inspection they say that it could be bad to cook that you could get in trouble canned food should never keep in your car this was a big one medication if you leave your medication you go to the pharmacy and you leave your medication your car or you just have in your center council you know maybe your meds you know something that you might take in midday like when you're in your car going to launch my birth control is super

temperature sensitive yeah like i used to keep an epi pen in my car and you i had to learn the hard

way that you can't do that it won't work like the birth control word epi um so the birth control that i use is like a i'll say what it is i mean whatever i would uh use like a nuva ring so you have to keep it refrigerated until you use it but you cannot freeze it and it can't be room

temperature either is it cold when you're is it cold when you're attaching it attaching i don't

know placing it i feel like what about a better choice of words uh but uh weirdly yes it is when you throw it up there is it icy oh see i thought it was a ring that went on your finger

it is not a ring that goes on your finger no no it goes on the the the other parts oh does it feel good

I would think

I would think you'd want it to be warmer like a hot towel

or something I want it to work so I'll do whatever they tell me to do

a couple more of these things your loved ones pets and people people who leave their pets in their car during this cold weather snap or even their family members their kids to go run into places and leave their car not running not a good idea You saw somebody that had their pet, right, Megan, that was in their car?

Oh, my God, yeah. This happened the other day. I was out running errands, and I saw this dog in a car, and I was like, oh, God. What do I do?

Oh. What did you do? Oh, that makes me sad.

Um... No, I did something. I don't think we have time to talk about this right now.

Okay. Did you really? What did you do? Honestly, no, we got time to do it.

She did something, meaning she walked right into the store. That's exactly right.

Oh, okay. Thought about it. And then the last one is you should never keep your car lower when you're parking it overnight or parking it in cold. You should never keep it lower than a quarter tank of gas because the gas lines could freeze.

I know. I'm bad about that one.

That's scary. So you got to keep gas.

in there. Shannon, park in the garage, man. Can't now. It's all full. Phil, what's up, Phil?

Wanted to comment on the Tesla or the EV battery thing. When it gets so cold like that, the battery won't accept the charge. The battery has to heat up first. So when you plug in your EV, first the battery's got to get temperature and then it'll start accepting the charge. So, you know, a regular charge might take a half hour. It'll take maybe an hour

and a half. So, a lot of times you don't even have you don't even have enough charge to put it on there. You know, you... Right?

Because you let it go dead. Once it gets zero, then the battery's cold. So you have to... It has to heat the battery first and then it'll accept the charge.

Where are you right now? Are you... Are you driving or...

Yeah, I'm driving. Yeah, I'm in Michigan. I'm driving.

Yeah.

You know what I noticed is if you have automatic, like an automatic car starter, like I do on my Buick that you guys all make fun of me for, that sometimes if it's so cold, my start won't work. Like, I can't do it from inside my house. Really? Yeah. That's interesting. That happened to me once this week already. It was just too cold. I don't have enough gas. I'm just like, you're an idiot.

I don't know if Lydia's getting this person, but we got a text from somebody that was talking about you shouldn't leave, you talk about you don't leave your instruments in there. If you're a golfer, you shouldn't leave your golf clubs. And I remember them saying that you shouldn't even leave them in your garage. They say that golf clubs in your garage, if your garage is, John's actually with us. John, are you there?

Hey, Mojo.

Hey, what does it do to golf clubs if your golf clubs get cold?

Well, you know, the black tip that connects the hosel to the shaft, that thing, it can loosen up. So, like, the glue can, like, come on down, and then, you know, if you go to the driving range or whatever, like I do, I go to the dome, your club head can fly off, right? so um yeah don't don't don't put them in the garage or don't leave them in your truck i was

trying to explain that to chelsea that i needed to keep my clubs in the house and she thought that i was full of crap and we ended up calling another friend actually calling cabara steve cabara and he told her no they can't they can't get cold because they could actually get ruined

like during the summertime you don't want to leave them in your truck when it's really hot out, right?

Yeah.

So, same thing.

Somebody just said that their AirPods won't work because they left their AirPods in their car. And they had, now they can't even charge them anymore. The charger won't work. That sucks.

AirPods are resilient, though. I washed mine the other day and they still work. Washed them.

Are we talking about that ring again?

Check out our Facebook page. Facebook. Facebook.com slash mojo in the morning.

This could be a really good topic. I think we've done this before as a topic and got great calls on this. For some reason, my car is loaded with things to donate to the Salvation Army, like bags of stuff like Luke's clothes that don't fit him anymore or clothes that Chelsea probably thinks Luke is destroyed while he was away at school and stuff. And three items. I have three items in my car that if I got pulled over today, I think that the cops would probably be questioning me or maybe calling, I don't know, the ATF or something on this.

They're a little stitious.

If I get pulled over this weekend and my car still has these three items, I'm in trouble. I have a bag of fertilizer, a gas can, and rope in the back of my car at this current time.

What are you doing?

They probably are thinking that they're probably thinking if they pull me over that I'm about ready to.

You're about to commit an arson.

There's something going, there's some kind of a big, you know, I'm a member of ISIS-K or something like that, or whatever it is. By the way, what's the difference between ISIS and ISIS-K?

I've never heard of ISIS-K. I've never heard of ISIS-K.

That's the big news story the last couple days, that they're worried about ISIS-K. Maybe it's a smaller version, like K-Cups. No, I wonder if, I think it's, honestly, I think it's kind of like, you know, when people go off on their own. Like, you know how bands.

What happened to ISIS-A-B-C-D-E-F-T-E-I? I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. Okay, so here's the question. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Just look in your car right now or think about what you have in your trunk. What do you have in your car right now that if you got pulled over by the cops would be hard to explain? You would have a hard time telling them why you have that stuff. This could be many things if you're Shannon. Although Shannon got a new car, so her car's not clean.

I literally only have three things in my car. A case of LaCroix, Lucy's LaCroix stick, and my chair to sit on the side of my other sports crap. So I'm safe.

In the past, you've had so much stuff. You know what's interesting? When you get a new car, like when your lease is up and you go get a new car, I always take the stuff, throw it into a bag, and then I take that bag, and that bag's sitting in my garage somewhere.

That is so true. There's a bunch of crap in a bag. right now in my garage and honestly you should just throw it in the garbage because you probably don't even need it though it's probably stuff that you don't even uh use or will ever use i

guarantee you my car is probably the filthiest out of all of us yeah so josiah had to sit in a passenger seat yesterday because it was so dirty in the back seat what do you have in there i got every i got winter coats in there that's how crazy it is i got coats in there i got stuff for my birthday party in there hats baby seats shoes it's a bunch of crap in there water bottles It's a mess.

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548, or text 95500, and Lydia will call you. What do you have in your car right now that if you got pulled over by the police would be very difficult to explain? Marissa, hi.

Good morning, guys. How are you doing?

Good. Marissa, what's in your car that would be tough to explain if you got pulled over?

So currently I have like a hammer, a shovel, a tarp. Carp. Oh, that's bad. What are you doing for real with it? Well, so me and my mom are going on our first camping trip today, so.

Sure.

I'm worried about your, are you married or do you have a spouse?

Nope, nope. Okay.

Wait, has he been buried somewhere?

I mean, you said it, not me, Mojo.

What's up, Alicia? Hi.

Hi, how are you?

Good. What's going on? What do you got?

i have an ex um i have a bunch of knives i was explaining i do security um so confiscations and i just forget that they're in there and i actually have an interesting story i was trying to go to canada and did not realize i had all that stuff in my car yeah that wasn't fun wow wait so what's the axe for if you do security because like so people carry them so i do music festivals and Things of that nature, like E-Force is coming up. And I actually got it from E-Force and forgot that it was there.

So you are going to protect people with an axe? You're going to, like, run out with the axe?

I'm not. I am not going to. I'm going to protect you from taking it and possibly using it on other people. Oh, you confiscated this axe.

Oh, you confiscated this axe.

Confiscation.

Oh, that makes a little bit more sense. If I walk into CBS and a security guard got an axe. I'm not going to steal anything. Because you're crazy.

Gina, what do you have in your car?

I have an auger, a weed whipper, and then I have clothes to donate in my emergency kits.

Okay.

Everybody has clothes to donate.

So do I. What is an auger? Can you explain an auger?

Yeah, you dig holes and you plant stuff.

Okay. With it, it's like a really big screw.

Oh, I've seen these.

Yeah.

All right. What's the thing called that you push down to the ground and you pull it apart and it picks up?

Oh, the little ones that they use for fence posts?

Yeah, like for fence posts and things like that. I don't even know what you're talking about.

I don't know what those are.

Okay. That's what I was thinking. Brown tweezers. Samantha, what do you have in your car that would be tough to explain?

I have a hacksaw.

Listen to her.

Why do you have a hacksaw? I watch so much Dateline.

Yeah.

Why?

Okay. Okay, so I went to get a Christmas tree this past year, and I took that with us to help cut down the Christmas tree, and I just never made it out of my car. Oh, okay. It's just in the back of my car, and I see it every time I get my daughter's stroller out, and I'm like, you know what, I'll just leave this in here.

A hacksaw and a stroller right there. That's such a nice family-friendly suburban thing to do. Brad, what do you have in your car?

so um i first time long time yeah um was uh i i work in a cadaver lab um and part of a pt program for pt school and uh they had an extra two legs that they needed me to take back to the cadaver lab and they're in my trunk and they've been there for about a week i keep forgetting to drop

them off wait human legs doesn't that stink so they're um like uh just down to the bones like

they're like plasticized legs so no they don't stink okay you win you have human legs in your

trunk make sure that you keep it in the trunk and not in the back seat can you imagine a cop pulling up to you like to give you a ticket and sees like what looks like somebody's leg i live

uh like right on the border of michigan and toledo so i'm like crossing state lines like

Oh, with legs. He just has to travel.

That's crazy. Keith, what's up? What do you got, Keith, that would be very suspicious?

I can't beat the last guy. I got a shovel, a hammer, and cinder blocks.

Oh, geez. Okay, well, you know what? The cinder blocks.

You're throwing somebody in the lake.

Yeah. I'm making sure they don't come up.

We've got somebody here in our studio. His name is Kevin. If you can come over here, we'd love to see what would happen with him.

I think that was a crime, Mojo. Yeah.

What's going on?

Hey, Mojo.

Yeah.

I talked to you recently about the little ticket thing, and you told me you had a police officer in the car. I got one in the car right now waiting for you to leave out of the studio.

Oh, Jesus. Who's in the car? Which cop is in the car with you? oh christ listen i got listen i got the fertilizer and the rope you got the cinder block i'll meet

you somewhere okay take care of yourself we'll see you you scare me i want to be in levon's trunk

i know this is going to sound weird to say that but levon what do you have in your in your back seat i don't have panties how many panties and yes you got 10 panties why yeah because you never

know girl what is happening in your day-to-day that you need 10 spare pairs of underwear on you

i like it i like to be fresh and i and i make sure i tell all my dudes i tell all my dudes like i keep panties in my car because i don't want them to think anything yeah i don't have that do you have 10 for the day or is that for like a week just random just random you my goodness

man levon levon uh michael what do you got in your car i have almost a thousand rounds of nine millimeter ammo shooting on thursday oh really thursday's the shooting day by the way

do you see these people that are are carrying their ammo and where they go into they're going to like some Caribbean island and they're getting arrested. Is it the Bahamas? No, it's another place. It's somewhere else.

There's like six people being held right now.

Yeah. And they keep it in their, I guess they had it packed in their bag. And I'm like, why do they have, why would you have your bag packed with ammo though? I don't get that.

They said that it was like their gun bag that they would take to the range and they just packed it.

It's their range bag, but they shouldn't be using that to travel with. Right.

Right, because it's going to have, like, powder. You're going to get tested positive for explosives.

Michael, we cool, right? Yeah.

Yeah. Just check. Don't worry.

I'm taking care of you with a cinder block.

Oh, my God.

There you go.

By the way, it would take 20 cinder blocks to get my ass underwater. I'd be floating with a cinder block. What's up, Courtney? How you doing?

Hey, how are you?

Good, Courtney. We're talking about the suspicious things you have in your car that are not very suspicious. they they're just in there what do you although yours is suspicious what do you have uh well it's

not okay it's not as suspicious as severed human legs i have four messed up mannequin heads in my back seat uh they're messed up from like uh i i was doing hair i was practicing doing hair and then i had some younger cousins come over like a while ago and so i let them you know put makeup all over it and everything but if you look at it you think i'm like homicidal and i'm just practicing for

the real thing so crazy what so you have a bunch of mannequin heads i always wonder these people that have mannequins in their homes like what is it that that reminds me of that movie uh silence

of the lambs you know hello i'm gonna practice hair so that's why okay all right uh kyle we'll

end on you what do you have in your car i keep a bunch of squirrel tails from hunting season

Ah, that's weird. What do you do with them?

High flies for fishing.

Are you single?

No.

Okay. Does your girl like to go in the car with you, or do you have to take them out?

Yeah, it's kind of like a redneck air filter if you think about it. It's a redneck air filter.

Oh, my God. Does it smell? Do squirrel tails smell?

No, they smell. They don't smell at all. Okay. So you kill them and then you cut off

they tails and you throw them in the car?

Yeah. It tastes like chicken and then you I throw them up on the dash to dry out and then you take the hair off and then you tie flies with them.

Oh my god. Alright. Where are you from? What town are you from? Howell? Howell. I knew it. Where's your bill? Bingo.

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Oh, Mojo, he's amazing.

Live. All right, Mojo in the Morning. Kev is up next. And Kev, for those that don't know this and haven't heard us talk about this, because sometimes Kev will make a comment.

people go kev is did he break up what's going on uh you you you're kind of going through it's kind of a process though but it but you say duh you have to remember something sometimes people will hear something a hundred times and then pick it up for the first time because everybody's lives are so busy right but uh you're going through a little bit of a split and what's one of the

things that's been kind of an interesting part of this um yeah so moving out and whether you've been in a relationship or you know you had a roommate um there are things that you take with you when you depart and some of these things are physical but my thing is password related and in particular is specific to streaming now i have acquired all of the streaming platforms

wait when you say acquired it sounds like it was a court of law that gave you the Do you pay for the streaming platform?

Yeah, that's what I meant.

Okay, yeah.

Yeah, so my financials provide for the Hulu, the Netflix, the Peacock, and the Apple and the Amazon Prime. No Disney Plus? And the Disney Plus. Package it. You know what I'm saying? With the ESPN Plus on there, too. You know what I'm saying? No ads.

And Hulu, right? Yeah. Hulu, no ads. Yeah. Wait, you're not going to leave Sherelle high and dry with no...

That's my question, man. Oh, you are a bad man. Listen, so she going, you know what I'm saying, move on with her TV and whatnot that already has the login. So do I just switch up my password or do I allow her to continue to stream peacefully?

You guys are still friendly with each other.

Yeah, but look, if you don't get access to me, you don't get access to me. Dude, she gives you a child.

I see. You let her use those passwords until somebody new comes in your life and it's weird for them to log into your Netflix and see her name and her profile. Why do I have to wait for somebody else to come into my life? Why would you cut that tie right now?

Because. What is she, you said she's taking the TV. What is she taking from you that you guys could barter with?

I was tripping off this air fryer for real that my cousin bought.

I was at Walmart yesterday. They have the Drew Barrymore ones. I'm telling you, that's the best one. I'm going to get my own air fryer. Wait to go to Walmart until after the holiday because I lost 10 hours of it. The Ninja 8 quart one double basket is half off right now.

The Ninja 8 quart one double basket is half off right now. Why are you looking at me like that?

Why am I looking at you? Because you're a cheap son of a bitch.

It costs you nothing to continue to share. What do you mean? Okay, I was about to say. It costs you nothing to share. I have to share it with my dad and my brother. Why?

Y'all family, though. This is your family.

She gave you family.

Listen, this is not that.

She gave you a child.

This is not that. Cameron, what did you want to say? He needs to talk so much about it. We'll say that all over again.

Something's wrong with our phone system here. This is what I mean, Lydia. Call the helpline and tell them, Lydia, that our phone line's bad. Ask them what we do on this one. What's going on, Cameron? Hold on, I can't understand an effing word you're saying. Say that again? You there? Oh, it might have been his phone. I don't know. But if the phones have been crap. Call back, Cameron. What's up, George? Hey, tell Kevin to switch everything. She can get her own. Talk to me! That's what I want to hear! You're brutal. George, you must have had a bad breakup or something. Why you got to be so evil? I'm still married thinking about getting divorced, but I would still do that. Really? Come on your side, Kevin. Come on, man. You guys are having struggles, so that's why you're just a man-hater right now.

No struggles. Life is good. Life is good besides that and have beautiful children at home. Amen.

By the way, you know what you do? George, tell me what your thoughts are on this one. Kevin shouldn't change the passwords. What he should do is make up fake girl names in about a week or two weeks. Oh, my God. That's diabolical.

Do not cause unnecessary drama. That's crazy. I like that.

Tracy, LaKeisha I like that

Let me tell you something I had access to all of my ex-husbands streaming stuff for a really long time and the day that I logged into Netflix it was like, you need to create an account That's what I'm saying Our relationship changed But you take it from the kids

Here's the thing When you're in a relationship with someone they get access to you yeah right they have certain privileges that regular people don't have that's just the benefit of being in a relationship what if once you're not in a relationship you don't get that benefit

what if what if cherelle and you have ex-sex which is a possibility and if you have ex-sex then what ends up happening is you gotta at least give her one of the passwords

Get a seven-day free trial.

I truly think, like, if you don't have kids, yeah, that's in your right. Like, don't do it because, like, please don't. But also, if you change it, I kind of expect that. We have kids together. You're taking that from our child. Easy way to throw her, to be kind and throw her a bone.

Hey, YouTube is where it's at. What's going on, Tasha? Miss Rachel Free. Tasha.

Yeah, so I was just thinking, I don't think the streaming platforms would even allow them to continue sharing, at least some of them anyway, because once they see that you guys are in separate places, they're going to make her pay for her own

anyway. The geo changes. That's if you got the cheap plan. He doesn't have the cheap plan. This guy doesn't skimp on his Netflix. Netflix, like $20 a month.

What's up, Scarlett? They're all expensive. So, I've been through this before with breakups, and all these streaming services are going to catch up to them being in separate households and they're going to make him pay more regardless so he might as

well pick her off now don't even wait break cut the umbilical cord i would just say let netflix

be the bad guy how or just do netflix because eventually it will come up like i see that you are not in the same household i'm gonna send you a code 10 000 factor authentication whatever now

here's the thing that i do all day every platform outside of netflix has my email address and my login information okay netflix was under her name but then i updated it with my card okay but so if it's her account will they send her the information yes i don't know but you see what i'm saying let

the streaming service be the bad guy let let it tell her you guys are in separate households now you need your own account don't you do that i'm telling you it's the little things though that

are getting magnified and if her email is attached to it she can do forgot password and reset up a password and then you're logged out still paying for it you'll have to take your credit card off Then I'll just see you change the car. Suzanne actually has a funny one for us. Suzanne, Kev's going through a breakup, and he's thinking of kicking off Sherelle off all of his streaming platforms. What did your ex do?

So my ex kept me on, but he just changed my profile. It now says freeloader.

And my picture's different, too. It's like a cartoon alien. That's so funny.

You guys must be friendly with each other, hopefully.

Very, very, yes.

Hold on, Kiki wants to come down on Kevin. Thank you, Kiki. What's up?

Don't do it. Yes, Kev, you're a freaking jerk, okay? That is so freaking petty. Like, it's not costing you anything. Let her stay on everything, and when you're ready for somebody else to come in, then you change it. Like, come on, don't be a jerk.

But, Kiki, why do I have to wait until somebody else comes along? Because it's called etiquette. It's called common courtesy.

It's called being a human kindness. This guy's a fake Christian here.

We know that. Don't do that. He's meany-weeny. There's nothing wrong with separation. Yeah.

There isn't anything wrong with separation, but there is something wrong where you have to go out of your way to be petty. So what about the people that go out of it?

So, Kiki, do you feel the same way about people who go on social media and delete all evidence of the person they were with? Yes, you all are idiots. Okay, well, if you feel the same way, then I ain't tripping.

Yeah, because you said already you're not going to delete. I'm not doing that. Marlene has a maybe solution. What's up, Marlene?

Whatever it is, have her pay half. See, you can't tell my people, bro.

Yeah.

But if you don't pay her half one time, then it's easy.

Then you got your bill collector. She does. that time you don't call him marley hey can can i say something though the breakups are hard they're hard not only just emotionally they're hard financially think about this you guys go from sharing things to now you got to each go get your own places and that gets really tough and expensive and you don't want to put her out to have to go out and get new streaming platforms i would say just let it be and you know what then when you guys both go into new relationships then you decide at that point especially if the guy is better looking than you which is very good possibility well as long as he don't look like you i should be good by the way what would you do if i came in one morning going hey kev man thanks for letting me use it i was hanging out with sherelle last night i say she's going through a really rough time

Oh, damn. You are a dick. We're stupider than hell. This is Mojo in the Morning.

All right, it's Mojo in the Morning show. Five Lies Tell Your Mom, The War of the Roses, Second Date Update, Dirty on the 30. Make sure that you're listening to Mojo in the Morning. Megan, parents reading texts.

Yeah, this is happening actually to a friend.

of mine in her relationship which i think is actually insane how old's your friend my age

she's like a few years younger than me really so 20-ish years old and her parents read her text

no no no her boyfriend's mom is reading the text that she's having with her boyfriend oh yeah a great question phenomenal question a question that i could not stop asking throughout the night as she's telling me the story so she's over at her and i want to say mother-in-law she's not married of this guy it's her boyfriend but it's just going to make the easier the story easier to tell nailed it um but she was over at her like mother-in-law's house and they were sitting talking her mother-in-law kept dropping these like weird references in the conversation stuff about weed stuff about and at first it could come off as like maybe just asking questions or maybe just trying to learn more about it but then she's like these are very specific questions this is weird and it's parts of conversations that she has had with her boyfriend via text so it's becoming more and more clear to her that his mother has been reading their text messages did she call it out to him um no because she's kind of stuck in this weird place of like do i start a fight over this what like it's the holidays which is always super unfortunate like i think she'll bring it up after the new year's but it's very very weird that her grown ass boyfriend is having his text messages read by that's crazy what he knows it or not that's what i was gonna say is he does he have

a rule that he has to plug his phone in the kitchen and can't bring technology to the bedroom like i have for my kids like what is it that is making how is she how does she have access to his

phone he lives on his own so i'm guessing they're on like an account together or something maybe there's an ipad around there somewhere logged in that's weird or i have to tell that you tell you

this from a dad of sons and sons that share a lot with their mom you think he's sharing these

text messages i wonder i wonder that's what i wonder even that okay so maybe it's not the text maybe it's just the stuff she's referencing the text i didn't even think of it that way i was like

they've got an ipad somewhere who is a grown-ass person whose parents still read their text messages That's crazy. But also, why are you telling your mom everything? Yeah, or who's dating somebody that's doing that? 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is the telephone number. And, God, I don't know if mom should be reading all the text messages between the two. I wouldn't want to. Did she ever send anything that might be...

Of course she does. Really? Oh, mom, I haven't seen the tops. but i think that's well now the only good part of this conversation is you guys are like well maybe he's just been telling his mom and i think now i'm like i hope that's the case for her because that's the first thing i thought was that's worse how many times have you sent inappropriate things

to him that she's now seen yeah that's worse to me if he running back and telling mommy all the things i agree talk about their mom just you know getting in his phone yeah that's weaker behavior

does she like this guy enough to deal with mom in there because she's going to be with them in

their relationship listen all the time i've dated a mama's boy before it's the worst thing imaginable really truly is the worst can y'all can y'all tell me what that means

that's a mama's boy that's why i'm asking because like i have a great relationship with my mom

like but i don't consider myself a mama's boy shut up now that your mom meddle yes do you let

your mom meddle when you say let because i can tell my mom all all the time stop this stop that Okay, so you have a backbone.

So no, the answer is you don't. If your mom tried to meddle in your personal life, you would stop her. That's the difference. You can be a mama's boy and love your mom and have a great relationship with your mom. But if you don't have a boundary and if you guys are codependent on each other, that's the unhealthy mama's boy.

I'm not fighting with your mother in our relationship because her and I don't see eye to eye on something and you don't stand up to her.

And by the way, your friend needs to absolutely not wait until after the holiday to have this conversation with her boyfriend.

No way. Hey, what's up, Carlos?

Hey, guys. You know, we was discussing earlier about we need to communicate more. The girlfriend can't just assume what's going on. Son could be visiting mom once a week and set his phone down and go to the bathroom. Mom could be sneaking in the phone. We don't know, but we can't assume.

There's all kinds of things. I would bet that it's not mom reading his text messages. I think he's sharing these text messages.

That's another assumption, though. That's another assumption.

And I get it. So she needs to you think that she needs to say something to him? Like, why is it that your mom coincidentally is bringing this up? She absolutely

wants to. It's the holidays, guys. I don't care. We have these conversations all the time. I don't care. No, because if this gets ruined, then mom has more fuel as to why she's the bad guy. She ruined the holidays. So she's just like, we'll address this in a few weeks. But the conversation doesn't have to be with his mom. It needs to be

with him and it can just be as simple as

it's making me uncomfortable that your mom

knows all this. Jennifer

you know. Yes

What did you want to say?

My soon to be husband is a mama's boy. So bad. Like he works downtown so on his way home he has to stop at his mother's house every single day. He never comes home first. He stops there. He eats dinner and then he acts like he's hungry when he gets

home and then he doesn't eat wait so your husband is such a mama's boy he stops off at his mom's house she feeds his belly and then he comes home and fakes it that he doesn't didn't eat anything over at mom's house you can't cook yes yeah are you not a good cook no i'm a very good cook uh let's ask him yeah nah bro you're not making what he like do you think mom knows all the details about your relationship I guarantee you if she's feeding him she's talking about you and she's probably saying

they do I've read messages between them too

what does she say about you?

we argued one time and this was like just maybe a few weeks ago she had texted him and said you know what's going on son he's like nothing mom just having a bad day and she was like you know you could do bad all by yourself and get you an apartment

What did he say back? No, no, no. What did he say back?

He was like, no, mom, I'm fine. It'll be okay.

That was it. Is this like a potential deal breaker for you?

No, I love this man. We've been together for maybe almost six years now. And he's a great guy.

Well, I got some advice for you. Take the raisins out the potato salad and season it.

Everything will be good.

You did not just cut off, she was so bad

You hung up on her

Girl, we don't even go put raisins in the potato salad We don't Catching cheaters, I'm proud of it Ow, I'm sorry Get your home for War of the Roses on Mojo in the Morning

Riley, you think that your wife is cheating on you?

I do

It's kind of a typical Started acting weird Started doing some strange things Wanting to spend less time with you

yeah we moved back here and you know bought a house um wanted to be close to our family but ever since we've come back it just hasn't felt the same we joined like a volleyball league to meet people and we met this couple and we've been playing with them for a couple months and then we started hanging out uh it's a husband and wife we've been hanging out with them as a group and then just the last month she's been flaking on volleyball and like making up excuses why she can't go and it just feels very suspicious to me okay so she's acted weird since she's gotten

these new friends and you're not as close with these new friends as she is well we've been

hanging out as a group the four of us but i feel like she's been kind of extra flirty towards the wife, and it just feels off and suspicious to me.

Has she ever spent time with them solo? Do you know that? Not that I know of.

But she does, like, you know, go out sometimes by herself, even not on a volleyball night, and I don't know who she's with.

Alright, we're going to call her up War of the Roses. We're going to find out who she will send a dozen free roses to. Want you to hang on the phone and mute your phone if you can okay okay we hope that the roses go to riley

hello hi is this olivia uh yes who's this hi olivia my name is nicole and i'm calling from a new online floral company called rosesbloom.com with an offer for some free flowers for you totally free not going to ask you for your credit card information or anything we are a new company just trying to get our name out there and um if you can answer two very short survey questions for me we're going to give you a dozen long-stemmed red roses that can be sent to the person of your choice sorry to interrupt you but i'm sorry how do you get my number um we we buy lists from other companies so something you bought okay but this is honestly this is totally free like i said i'm not going to ask you for any financial information so if you can think of anybody that you want to send flowers to it's worth it to answer two questions it'll take like 30 seconds okay okay sorry i'm trying to get ready for work.

So I get to send somebody flowers. It's no obligation. You're not going to like sell my.

Nope. Let me just ask you the two questions and we'll get started. Have you purchased flowers in the last six months, Olivia?

I have not. Sorry. I'm like in the office. I have not.

Okay. Do you plan on purchasing flowers in the next six months? Yes. Maybe. Okay. as a thank you for participating in that rosesbloom.com survey. I'm now authorized to provide you with that dozen free roses. And so I'm going to get some info from you to start just with a first and a last name of who you want these to go to.

Okay. Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm just like, I'm in my office. That's okay. Okay. Totally free though, right?

Yeah. So I just need a first and a last name of who you want the flowers to go to. And they can be shipped out today.

Okay.

Okay. Let's go ahead then. Let's send them to Taylor and Jonathan.

Okay. And do you have a phone number? It's Taylor and Jonathan. That's right. Yeah. Okay. Do you have a phone number for one or the other?

oh man um let me see it's going to be 248

okay and that's taylor's number okay no because there was two people awesome um i know you're in a hurry i just want to let you know that i am creating an account for you like a profile their name both of them are on your profile i just need to list a relationship so this will make it real quick when you order from us in the future um just my friends friends okay and olivia we do something kind of cool at roses bloom.com where instead of a paper card that's delivered with the flowers we're going to send a voice memo like a voice card um announcing that the flowers have been delivered so we're going to go ahead and record that okay i'm just going to count you down oh well that's cool okay wait so i just i just talked and it yep okay yep it'll be sent as a little message okay yeah okay here we go three two one okay i'm sorry my phone just cut out what was that that's okay i just counted you down so i'm

going to do it again okay yep three two one so happy to have met you both uh winky face um olivia is that weird that i did it hello olivia yeah okay that that's perfect i do have

to let you know that this call is being recorded for quality and training purposes are you okay with that i'm so confused right now what's happening so i i just need you to okay that you're understanding that this call is being recorded for quality and training purposes

yeah that's fine you said you were going to record my voice anyway so we're good there okay

and olivia i'm going to jump on just to get all the last minute information okay and then let you go okay uh and you are and you are i'm just i just need to let you know that while we've been

making this call to you riley why did you send the flowers to both of them

olivia just hung up the phone oh my god Riley I wanted to Just see if we could talk to her a little bit Before you jumped on And I know you did get on And unmuted your phone at one part too But I don't think she heard you Or didn't understand We're trying to see if we can get her back on So she sent She sent The free flowers To the couple Yeah And your suspicion it was that she and the wife were getting close with each other did you have any suspicion that

the husband and her and the wife no i mean that didn't cross my mind but now it is

do you know if they ever hang out with each other i know we asked you that question before and you said no but is there any time that you've ever suspected that that the three of them would be

together without you there well like i said there are some times like where she will

say she's going to the gym by herself and then i find out she went out but i don't ever know who she's with so it's i'm sure it's a possibility but you also did say that when you do go to

volleyball that if she chooses not to go that couple is there together yeah but i mean why would she not choose to go i don't know because she's embarrassed to be around them and you

I don't know. That's what I was trying to figure out.

All right, we're having trouble getting a hold of him. Hang on one second.

Yeah.

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I can't figure this one out. I can't figure out if it's her cheating with, like Riley thinks, this wife, or she's cheating with both the husband and the wife. I want to come back here in a second, and I want to open up the phone lines and get your theories on this, and also find out if any of our listeners have ever been cheated on by a couple. Like, did a couple ever be part of your cheating situation? We'll be right back. Go, bye, bye.

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Mojo the Morning War of the Roses Riley finding out this morning that her wife sends flowers to a couple Paula wants to make a quick comment Upset, Paula, I knew you'd call. What's going on, Paula?

Good morning. I think she ruined it. I think Riley ruined it. You make the effort to call in, to make the arrangements, talk to Shannon, and find out details, and then you unmute your phone before you get any details. I know. I said, you know, that's her fault for not getting any answers.

It's got to be tough. Yeah, exactly. How would you sit back and listen to that? It's got to be tough. We've had this happen numerous times. people get upset with us they're like you know how can you guys technically not do this in a way but i'm like well how can we technically even broadcast our equipment so old well especially

when you hear in the beginning where she said well i'm getting ready for work and then she said sorry i'm at work and then you hear another voice in the background and you're like oh you know what i would not be able to keep my mouth shut i would have to say something right so you're assuming that that was i think she was at work yeah she said before that no no no she said before that I'm getting ready for work right now. She did? She did. I thought maybe it was kind of like we're in the studio before we act. You know what I mean? Like I'm preparing even though you're there. But you're thinking she's with the guy.

Yes. Really? Kelly, you were thinking the same thing too?

Absolutely. When she picked up the phone, she initially said she was getting ready for work and then later changed her tune and said she was at work. And you could hear a male voice in the background.

But she also, I think what Kevin just said is true, that it should be that. Or it could also be, I got a telemarketer on the phone. I don't want you to talk to you. You know what I mean? Like, listen, I'm not judging that she may not be a lying person, okay? But I'm thinking if you're going to lie, lie to the lady that's calling you up to give you a free bunch of flowers. I don't know.

Why do I got to be a lady?

A lady. The lady. Hello, lady.

My mom. My mom.

James, what's going on? It's War of the Roses.

Hey, good morning, guys. The voice recording said it all. I mean, she said it was great to have met both of you guys. Winky face? Yeah. Now, come on. Winky face? That says it all. And they made a mistake. They should have went for all four of them instead of just three of them, and we wouldn't even be on the call right now.

That is kind of true.

And as someone who admittedly uses the wrong emoji all the time, even I know not to use the winky face in that situation.

can i interpret it a lot of different ways can i tell you why also it's a voice note yes mike

can i tell you why i would say that this would be the hardest of the cheating that we've ever busted like for the spouse why's that because you're not only finding out that your spouse is cheating but you're finding out that your spouse is cheating with two people and then you're finding out that they didn't even invite you guys like you weren't even invited into the whole situation like what the heck these are the new friends and you know we're playing whatever What do they play? Would she say they play volleyball or something like that together? Wendy, what's up? It's Mojo in the Morning.

Good morning, guys. Hey. Morning. So, I think the voice card was pretty... I agree with James until she threw the winky face in there. Like, when you put a winky face in there, it just makes it look like there's an inside story to it. So I think she's either having an affair with a couple or maybe she knew them before she moved back here. And we're just going to tell my wife, Riley, that we just met at volleyball. I don't know. Something about that winky face just doesn't make it sound like it's on the up and up.

You know, that is an interesting thing to explore is, did she know these guys or did she just recently meet these guys? Because it seems like, and I think that when I had asked questions before, like, okay, so how long ago did they move back here? It wasn't like they moved back, you know, a year ago. They moved back within the last year. What's happening, Mojo, on the morning show? I got to pick up, let me do a voiceless guys right here real quick. And then one of my favorite misfits is to make a comment here in a second. What's up, Nancy? I don't know why I'm voice disguising with you, but I think you got your radio up so loud. What's going on?

Good morning. No, I think there's definitely something more going on. I was in that situation myself. And the reason why you don't ask the fourth is because one's more into it than the other one.

Okay, explain your situation, because now I'm curious.

well i feel so i i was married and uh to another woman and one drunken night let's do something else with another couple a straight couple and uh i think it was just because one's more into it than the other one so you kind of just gravitate to that okay so

So, your situation was that they were cheating with the other couple?

Yeah, we were all cheating together.

Oh, okay.

So, would you mix and match within that?

Well, that actually did happen eventually. It was separately approached by each one of them. Oh, that's even messier. Not knowing what was happening.

But here you are. You're gay. So, why would the other person be interested in doing this?

or think you're interested well you know i think it's just fun right really just one yeah so if

that couple right if you're having an affair with a couple and then that couple splits up to reach out to you on an individual basis does that mean that that couple then has cheated on each other as well yeah yeah unless they have an agreement yeah was it fun which they did not what was it

a fun situation for you of course yeah i i don't know you know it's interesting i i've never thought to myself that that would be a fun thing i always it's kind of like showering with chelsea my wife it's never fun because somebody's gonna get cold

i don't know where you pulled that from but yeah no one was getting cold that time nobody was

getting cold okay all right uh let me go to one of my favorite people in the world i love her so much if she were single and i were single she would be my wife yeah misfit nicole is on with

us right now what's up nicole hi good morning everybody what's happening there beautiful lady i'm in the 696 parking lot oh yes it's bad it's a closure that's all right i'm gonna probably be calling me in a lot because i'm sitting here this gives you more time to listen to the mojo in the morning show when you're stuck in traffic that's the silver lining and all of this what's going on what do you want to say about this i have two comments can i make my two comments sure okay so the first one olivia got on my nerves so bad well how long she was taking with the car like shannon told her it was free she didn't have to give anything and she just was taken forever so that annoyed me agreed and then i thought when she sent it to both of them i said okay this kind was a good sign. Then she put the emoji. So now I'm thinking, I gotta watch my emoji

game. I use the

kissy face all the time. So do I, Nicole. The kissy face, the winky face, and the little, like, blushing face. Right. Lots of interpretation. Am I low-key trying to put you, am I low-key trying to say I'm out fat?

Wait, wait, wait. Am I put the kissy face? Stop for one second. I'm calling you out on this. I'm calling BS on this, Nicole. because i'm i'm going back to look at my thing here and all i get are green text from you because you have that archaic phone of yours that samsung or whatever i do listen guess what if i could have

a flip phone i would that's what i do you need to get the for real like i gotta watch my emojis because I've seen kissy faces out like it's not this. So,

it's not in San Antonio.

a blushy face to emoji or mojo yesterday so now that's much that's right i think he was on the

toilet though when he did it so it might have just been him pushing me does that mean like good time last night like what's the wiki face me it is it's the creepy guys version of

You know how you do that? You know how you make the noise when you do it?

Why did you look me in the eyes when you did that mojo? I know.

Honestly, I was trying to just close my eyes. I couldn't.

It is dusty in here.

All right. Well, listen, Nicole, I hope that you're, you know, out of that parking lot on 696 very soon.

I'm in this parking lot.

All right. I love you. Take care of yourself.

I'm about to send you a bunch of emojis because I got time. I love you.

Bye. The home of the second date update. Throwback throwdown. War of the Roses. This is Mojo in the Morning. This is the home of Mojo in the Morning. The world famous channel 955. Mojo in the Morning. Good to have you guys here with us. Home of the War of the Roses. Busting cheaters on this radio show. You can go check out the TikTok of all of the War of the Roses. Just search for the Channel 955 Detroit TikTok that's on there. And follow us on all of our social media. We would love for you to do that. I went out for dinner. Actually, listen to this night out. Chelsea was like, why am I going to this? I had a couple buddies ask me if I wanted to go out and try a new restaurant, which, by the way, was unbelievable. This place was, like, really, really good. It's called Wilder's. it's in uh in Birmingham oh Sammy and Frenchie what a place oh my god so we went to go eat there and it's a hard place right now because it's new to get a reservation so I said to Chelsea I go this is a great opportunity but the only problem is Chelsea you're gonna have to go out with two guy buddies of mine that invited me so it was Chelsea myself Jeff and TJ that were there and these guys these guys have like the greatest stories first off let me say this to you when you have friends that are single and they live in Birmingham you find out so many different things about what life is like in the dating world of crazy people okay so we were having a conversation about dating girls and whether or not you let them come back to your place, you know, and you invite them back to your place. And they both told me something that happens often. And tell me if you guys have ever done this, if you've ever used this as your excuse, or maybe this has been done. They told me that one of the things for women to get an invite back to your apartment is these guys both girls usually will take girls out to restaurants that are close to where their apartment is and the women that they will go on dates with will say to them and it's happened more than once to each one of these guys so there's a few women and they were not you know sharing girls will say hey i gotta use the bathroom and i'm not really good with public restrooms do you mind if we go back to your apartment so i can use your bathroom that is and someone falls for that well yeah why not one of them and i don't remember which one said that one of the girls pulled that

with him and then he went back to his place he's like okay no problem so they went upstairs and he had no intention none at all in fooling around i don't swear to you i trust this guy immensely which means it must not have been jeff they they went back to the apartment and the girl ended up Like, going back to the bathroom, which was in his bedroom, and he was like, wow, it's taking so long. What's going on in there? She said she just had to go pee and went into the bedroom, and there she was just sitting on the bed, waiting on the bed for him. Oh, hang on. Is that a ploy to get invited back to somebody's place? Have any guys used that or any girls? Girls, supposedly, you guys are the ones using that. Hey, can I use your bathroom and, you know, do that? Or if you guys meet at somebody's house, like, if you pick the girl up at her house or whatever do you ever say to the girl hey can i use your bathroom and that was you did you just

yeah when i was younger me and my homie marcus went up to ufm because he had a girlfriend up there and we stopped by i saw this other girl we had just called her js and we went to js dorm and for some reason she wanted to like show us around or whatever case i think we was smoking weed up there something like that so we had to walk around campus and on the way back we was about to go to the car and i'm like man i am i really gotta use the bathroom and then honestly it was her

her she was like you want to come back to my new arm and i could see like at the corner of her eyes she had like her lip bit kind of like the oh my god it was kind of like that i'm like yeah that's all marcus i'm like you go to the car i'm gonna go use the bathroom and uh did you did you use

the bathroom oh yeah we smashed for sure wait no i'm coming to the bathroom though oh no no i didn't

know that would not be my ploy to get back to somebody's house like i would not want it to have anything to do with the bathroom correct i don't want you to picture me going to the bathroom

i feel like it's not i feel like you if you use that as a ploy then the other person knows exactly

what it means a million percent so if a guy doesn't invite you to come back into his place

how would you get him to invite you i don't know i i haven't given that any thought obviously but i'm not using the bathroom to do it right that's embarrassing how have any of this the singles on

the show here uh megan lydia kp if you would share with me how have you gotten the invite to go back or do most guys just invite you say i have boobs so is that what it is i have boobs

but here's the thing if i say i have to go to the bathroom and then i'm prepping for any activities that might be taking place you're gonna think i'm pooping that's not sexy that's true uh yeah uh so no do we care though oh yeah somebody made a stinky if you think that a girl literally just poop do you think you want to sleep with her i don't want that i mean it depends bro

no no no the whole the whole thought is out i don't want to have sex with you if i just pooped i mean you probably do do before you came on a date anyway so that to make sure that you don't

have to go while you're on the date no i i want to keep that clean i'm thinking that that's not

the case hey dog i'm playing you giving up ass because she might have went in there and do it

real quick no but i'm just i'm thinking that it ruins the mood a little bit okay take a shot and get in the game what if the girl what if the girl comes back to your place comes back to your place and leaves such a stinky and then turns on the fan that's in the bathroom the one that's like

really loud sounding like a airplane engine if she comes out and pulls my pants down you're okay i'm gonna be thinking is what i'm about to say i had a guy want to give a tour of his apartment

like he's like can you come look at my new apartment and tell me where to put all my furniture and i'm like i'm not falling for that really you think that wait you think that he wasn't being honest with you i mean i'm pretty good at interior design but not at 11 p.m right

i mean you got to give the guy a little bit of credit though that was at least kind of

gentlemanly of him no was it no he asked me out on a date no he gave you but he gave you

the uh i don't know i guess like compliment of hey you got good taste and i want you to come back no really no i think that's actually pretty smart i think the women who want to go back to jeff and tj's place and say hey can i use your bathroom i think that's brilliant i'd fall for that i'd be like yeah okay i hope my bathroom's he needs to pay me for my services my interior

design services wait a sec i thought you were talking about the service and how much do they have to pay by the way i don't offer those and she doesn't kiss on the lips if you're a hooker

what kind of hooker would you be a furniture hooker there's only one type of hooker high priced hookers you walk into an antique mall and go big mistake huge what's up amy how you doing

smoking in the morning hey good morning good morning um so i'm open i'm very blunt i would straight up be like hey you want to go back to your place or hey my kids are gone let's go back to my place but i mean now i can't but before you know back to my partying day i kind of like that

though that's there's something hot about just coming right out and saying this is the case i like that you say my kid my kid's gone and mama's ready for some fun listen we all deserve

our times okay good for you whether we're single or not right yeah you know what and the people

that don't wait wait what what did she say did she just admit to being a cheater well i know i

don't know what did she say what was the exact whether you're single or not oh is that what you meant by that i thought she was like okay what's going on or just like me time okay okay

robert what's up hey how are you good what's going on buddy so once i was invited uh upstairs because the girl wanted to show me her a plant like venus flytrap and i heard about the plant

You ran up those stairs, didn't you?

Well, it's like a plant that you always hear about, but you never see. So it was, you know, worked out.

You just really wanted to see that plant. You were so interested in it.

And was there really a Venus flytrap there, or was she talking about her?

I would say there were multiple Venus's.

Venus and Venus. What's going on, Tammy? hi hi i i don't i don't know that i would ever say hey i've got raging bgs can we go back to your place right exactly i mean how are you gonna i just like like cross your legs and kind of ask him if we can go back and also i just want to know i want everybody to tell me what is wrong with saying hey do you just want to go back to your place and smash yes just come right out

You're my kind of girl, by the way, Tammy. I like that.

I mean, let's just get on with it. Let's get down.

I wouldn't even go to dinner. Let's just go back to my place and we'll order something in, right?

Yeah, absolutely. And then eat afterwards. Don't eat beforehand because then you will get the BG. That is so true.

That is true. Get a big old pizza and lay it in bed there and eat it together. But all right, Tammy, that's great. Thank you for the call.

Is that your go-to food for smashing pizza?

Usually I get the urge for, yeah, a little pizza. What's yours? Chinese food. Chinese. It's got to be Chinese. Give me this. Sweet and sour chicken fried rice. And that, by the way, is something you have to eat after you have sex because there's too much sodium. You get a little bloated in that thing. Mojo.

Five, four, three, two, one, one, one, one, one. Ignition sequence start. Let me take that back to the beginning. This is it.

All right, are you ready?

You're listening to Mojo in the Morning.

You're a doo-doo head.

Let's go. It's show time.

Which member of the Mojo in the Morning show clogged the public restroom?

I thought you were going to make people guess.

No, I just wanted to see if they would speak up today.

It was me. Yeah. This was yesterday, too. so it's fresh i we went out to breakfast wes and i went out to breakfast yesterday and we walked to this place and this is a place that i go to a lot um like they're known for their coffee but they also have food as well and no it wasn't starbucks but so we walk there and we sat down at our table and my stomach started hurting and i thought i better go to the bathroom here because there's no way if this becomes an emergency situation there's no way that i'm going to be able to make it home walking so like okay so i got up excuse myself i went to the restroom did my thing i did like a courtesy flush just to make sure flushed then wiped again and went to flush again and nothing happened the toilet was clogged now i absolutely panic because this is just a single restroom like you open the door it's just one toilet that's what everybody uses so there's like a little cabinet in the restroom i look in there and see please god please let them have a plunger in here nothing they don't have a toilet they have no toilet brush no nothing that would help me in this situation so i thought to myself i either need to tell somebody who's working here that the toilet is clogged and they need to fix it or i need to run and make sure nobody knows that it was me did i choose a or did i choose b b a million percent i got back to the table and i and then i was like do i tell wes you know and so he goes is everything okay and i go yeah why and he's like you look you know like like you're upset and i said well there's a small issue i go actually it was a really really big issue and he's like what i clogged the toilet and i ran out of the bathroom and he's like do i need to get up and go in there and see if i can fix it and i said please don't please don't they will figure it out it's the worst you know what it's the worst especially when it's not a bathroom that has

more than one toilet yeah you know you know what channon they never think it's you anyway they see you walking out of there and they think you leave little duties little nuggets like a bunny somebody went in there later that's like my size and they're like that big fat son of a bitch do they have security cameras at that place because I want to call them and ask them

I don't know but you would see me walk out of the bathroom very calm cool and collected because I wanted to pretend that it was not me

What the hell did you eat?

The night before?

Who knows? That could have been from ever. You might have had a colonoscopy right on their toilet.

I don't know. Have you ever clogged a public toilet? It's the worst feeling.

It's panic. Is there anybody listening that has ever clogged a public toilet and was so embarrassed they tried to unclog it themselves? I would have done that. 844-MOJO-LOD.

844-665-6548 and like Shannon just said what do you do? Do you run and hide?

It wasn't me.

By the way, I hate when you're at any kind of a festival or things and you're in a port-a-potty and I've never pooped in a port-a-potty ever in my life. I want you to know that. But I've gone in a port-a-potty that looked like it was destroyed by the guy before me. I hate walking out, because I know the people see how destroyed it is, and they go, man, that guy, you know? Hate that. I don't think I've ever dutied ever anywhere but, like, nice bathrooms. Oh, no, I didn't know. No, the Shell station by my house. I went on a walk with Chelsea, and the gas station had the hubcap on the key, And the poor guys that own that place, I dutied it. And I walked in there. I go, guys, I am so sorry, but I can't get your thing to work, the flusher.

You can't tell your body no sometimes. Like, your body will tell you it's time, bro. And if you don't sit down on the toilet, then you have to clean up your drawers because I'm coming out no matter what.

Yeah, but also at the same time, Shannon, if I was you, like, this is not a situation to feel guilty over because if you don't supply the proper tools for somebody to take care of it,

that's not my fault that's your fault there was one thing in this cabinet that i contemplated for about two seconds and it was the roll of bags to for the trash i was like i could use this this might help me out a little bit no but i didn't i didn't but i thought i mean like i was that embarrassed that i didn't want to walk out of there with it remaining clogged but i did uh

haley what's happening how are you good how are you good haley have you ever just destroyed a

toilet so i was in chicago with my friend's family and we were staying at a hotel and i the bathroom was in her parents bedroom for the hotel so i was i was in there i clogged the toilet and i panicked because i didn't want her family to know that i had clogged the toilet i I didn't want, you know, the hotel to know that I had clogged the toilet. So then I'm frantically trying to unclog it. There's no plunger. So I'm like, I don't know what to do. So finally I had to feck up. And they called the hotel maintenance guy. And this young kid, just a little bit older than me, had to come in and unclog the toilet. And I was so embarrassed. And I offered to do it myself. And he was like, nope, I'll do it. Don't worry about it.

Was he cute?

yeah and that was the problem

cute guy your spit don't stink

right so now my fiance makes fun of me because I won't poop in a bathroom without a plunger because of that situation I get it

Steph your voice disguised what's going on Steph

how are you

good Steph what's going on

so similar to your last caller Also a hotel story, staying with my husband in the hotel, and I did go number two, clogged the toilet, slightly panicked because we were staying there a couple days. There was no way to avoid it. It had to be taken care of, so I went to the front desk, and I asked for a plunger, which was embarrassing enough, and they radioed over to the maintenance guy and said, We have a code two, a code two. Um, so he came running with a plunger with a code two to our room and plunged the toilet, refused to let me do it as well. And embarrassing enough that that has never left my relationship every time, you know, it's done. It's a code two. So awesome.

The poop is getting a little thick in here today.

Don't ever say that again.

Maria Voices, guys, too. Maria, what's up?

Yes. My husband and I were driving west to east across the top of Michigan from Traverse City. And there's a point there where there is absolutely nowhere to go to the bathroom. So I have to go really bad and finally hit a gas station. And I jump out of the car, I go in the back, I go and completely clog it up. There's nothing to do. There's no tundra or anything, so I'm flushing, and I don't know what to do. So finally, I get out, and there's somebody behind me, by the way. I run out to the car, I jump in, and I scream out my eyes. I'm like, go!

Have you just robbed a bank?

And every time I drive by that gas station now, I look at it and I'm like, we can't stop there ever.

Hold on a second. I know your voices, guys. I think I recognize your voice. Okay. I'm just kidding. I don't know. I just want to have her freak out for just a moment going, I don't want anybody to know it was me. you did freak me out i love you thanks uh alias marie um christian this is the this is when you know you have clogged the toilet what happened christian hey guys how are you so uh i was at

my sister's house in florida and they their system for you know the toilet is weird and all that so i clogged it so bad that uh when they had to unclog it it all came out through the bathtub I jump out the window

and never go back.

There is no other way to handle that. It's not your sister anymore. It was mad at me for sure. Oh, that's awesome.

That was a great one. By the way, Mojo in the Morning Misfit Victor just texted in. Wasn't it last week that Shannon said that the waitress was rude to her? Now we know why.

It was a different place.

Mojo in the Morning reminds you that if you really show a lot of love to the crazy chick at work it'll drive her insane. There's public service from Mojo in the Morning.

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Mojo in the Morning. You know what we're going to do right now? We're going to get our free con. Get our free con. Get it, get it, get it, get it, get our free con. Kevin, what's going on, buddy? How are you, man? I'm feeling good, man. How are you? Good. Kevin, by the way, got a little salty because the Salvation Army Major took his microphone.

Listen, I gave it up willingly. I said, here, no problem. She said, you want me to move? I said, no, I can sit over here. We got options. You were salty that I did my commercial on Lydia's Suite and told me I might as well just stand here and do the rest of the show. You know what? If we're going to tell it, let's tell it all.

You made Shannon and I feel like you don't want to be with us. Don't try to bring Shannon in your drama. Shannon said that to me, she said, I was very offended by this. And I said to Shannon, I go, I agree. I'm offended, too. Shannon, don't let him lie on your name. He thought that maybe it was.

It's not the same. It's not the same energy when you're not in here. Don't let him lie on your name, Shannon.

That commercial is horrible, by the way. It was really bad.

All right, let's talk about freaks, though.

All right, let's get the freak on.

I had a conversation with someone, and they were telling me that there are certain things that stand out about a person. And when you see these things, you say, oh, yeah, that's a freak. So I wanted to know, are there things that immediately, when you look at someone, that's a day of giveaway. Now, the thing that they said about a woman was, if you see a woman and she has a large tattoo on her side, I'm not talking about like a little Bible verse, nothing cute under the boob, about a rib cage, like a full tattoo.

Like a raven or something.

Yeah. A flower on her side. On her side. And if that extends from her side to, like, her upper thigh, like, down the leg. That's the new tramp stamp. Man, they said if you see that, she a freak. Yes. I agree.

Okay. Okay.

Now, for guys, like, if you see a dude with a thumb ring, he into some stuff.

Oh, I dated a guy who wore a thumb ring. And I agree with that statement. Remember the story I told about the guy that pulled out a paddle? Oh, yeah. A thumb ring? Oh, he had a thumb ring.

Regular dude's not out here just with thumb rings, bro. That's a sign that you blew him a couple things. Yeah, that one really got me.

Couple things.

Couple things. Does he use the thumb ring at all, or is it just that he has the thumb ring?

Oh, Shannon? You don't know what you're referring to, but he did not use the thumb ring.

Does the thumb ring come into play? I always think that when a guy has a thumb ring like that, he's a gypsy or something. I don't know. A traveler. Yes. They're not known as gypsies anymore?

We don't, yeah. Okay.

We call him Travelers. All right. He's that or he's a fan of Harry Potter.

Okay. Which house is he in?

What? Yeah.

Hufflepuffs. Yeah, he's a... Thumb rings. Oh, thumb rings? Slytherin. He's Slytherin today, you know.

What's the other? Any others? That's all I'm...

I would say, and there's like a saying about this too, but the bigger the hoop, the bigger the hoe. Come on.

The bigger the hoop, the bigger the hoe?

Yeah, like if you could wear your hoop earrings as a bracelet, right? I'm going to say that.

That's crazy. I can see that. The bigger the hoop, the bigger the hole. I can see. You've never heard somebody say that?

Girls with big hooves, man.

I think I would throw that one on the list.

That's insane. That's a good one. I always heard that girls that wear toe rings, too, are also kind of freaky. Toe rings freak me out.

Really?

They do. I don't like it. I think they're hot. Oh, my God. It literally makes my stomach hurt. Are you grinding your teeth? Yeah, it's one of them where I'm just like, oh.

No, because you're proud of your feet. You know your feet look good. Nobody's putting toe rings on some janky feet.

Somebody also told me that guys, when a guy wears his watch on his right hand and not his left hand on the wrist, that the guy is sending a message to possibly another person that's there that he's ready to go. Really? I always thought it was based on if you're a right-handed or a left-handed.

Is that of the same sex? Like, he's telling other guys he's ready to go?

Could be other guys, could be other girls. I mean, he could be sending messages. He's sending messages to girls at bars. If you wear it on your right, because I'm a right-handed guy, so I always thought that you wear it on your left hand so that you can pop it up. But they say guys that wear it on the right hand they're sending messages so i don't know if that's the case um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 i would love if you would share with us your freak thing that you think when you see somebody doing something or wearing something you know man they go into the bedroom and they do everything

can i give you mine yeah i also think it's very hot when guys have nose rings

really all right what kind of nose ring like or stutter hoop doesn't matter no you got it you

can't have a fake one are you talking about you say did you say i said tupac like oh tupac oh okay i don't know what that so you want to stud a stud or a hoop either or okay either or what if

they were both because i've been seeing that a lot lately that is a trend right now i've been

thinking about getting my nose pierced a second time to do it too uh hot what what if they have

their in-between pierced down there? Oh, Lord, with the chain attached?

Can I tell you what I honestly think? Anybody who has their downstairs taken care of usually is not even that freaky. Really? Yeah, I'm like, then why do you do this? To be cool. Really? That doesn't hurt when you walk. I was with somebody when they got it done. It hurts. A guy? No. I was supposed to cry.

Here's a quick question. When you talk about the chain, where does the chain go to so it goes from one to another where does he had it on his thing and then it went up to like his nipple what if it what if he has it chained to his wallet so if you take his

money not like this no i'm talking about the wallet not that oh my god well wallet chains

to me are hysterical because i always think of just kid rock with wallet chains because he always

has that like little thing that goes down i want to like that little louis pouch that you can clip

onto your belt loop yeah i like that kind of thing what about that what about guys that wear messenger bags i somebody told me that that was also another one too the guys with messenger bags

that's a guy who likes to uh oh god how do you say this appropriately on the radio yeah

sometimes you just that's a guy who meal preps and goes to bed at nine that's not a freak really

he's a meal prepper he likes um uh for christmas we were talking about gifts like pogo sticks but Like, receiving it from a woman. What?

Oh, my God. Really? That was the best way to get around that.

Because you know exactly what I'm talking about. If you carry a messenger bag, I don't get it.

What would you do as a woman? Wait, question for you. What would you do as a woman? And we're not going to kink shame people, but we are. What would you do as a woman if you were in bed and he wanted you to do that? Would you be okay with that?

I'm still trying to figure out what it is. They always say, like, you've got to sacrifice for your partner and the one you love.

That would make me wonder. I would wonder if he's into me or Steve.

You wouldn't do it once just to see? Really? Me to my husband? Yeah. No. Never once?

Actually.

No. I wouldn't. Do it tonight and just see what his reaction is. Oh, my God.

Videotape it. Megan.

I'll buy it if you promise me.

You know how Wes always comes up on you and surprises you and goes, boo?

Yeah.

Have this be your boo. Well, Megan, have you done it to a guy?

No, but I would do it once. Would you dare me to say boop when I did it?

Yeah, you're going to say boop. No.

I would try it once just to be like, it's terrible.

I did it.

Do you like it? Did I do it?

What's up, Abel? How you doing? It's Mojo in the Morning.

Hey, I find that girls that have, like, grown women with Hello Kitty stuff all over. Freaky.

Yeah. You see that? Freaky, freaky. You see that? Hello Kitty girls.

Women who have mirrored furniture. you know the end tables that have the reflective surfaces what about bedazzlers

what about girls that are bedazzlers bedazzlers always seem to me like they're a little freaky what's up Nicole how you doing

um I I

did that one time i tried that one time you did what one time the pogo stick uh the pogo stick

oh no and what and what did he ask for it he did oh my god you don't just spring that on somebody on the nose do you think that he uh do you think that he really was uh into you or do you think

what do you think that story is about uh no but i i saw i asked him and i i told him you know have you ever tried a guy? Maybe that's your thing. Maybe that's, you know. He said, no, no, no, no, I'm not attracted. Not attracted to

a guy. Interesting.

Well, when you were done poker sticking, did you just look at him and say, I'm the captain? No. Yeah, I'm in charge.

Was it weird for you, though? Like, were you kind of like E? Yeah.

Yeah, it was. It's not something that I am into or would do again because it's, you look at them differently after. That's exactly it.

Yeah, that's fair. That's super fair.

That to me makes me go, I don't think we're going to have a second date. You know what I mean?

Yeah, no, yeah. Are you glad you tried it? Are you glad you could like check that off your to-do list? I guess.

how soon after how soon after you pogo sticked him did you call your best friend and said you're never going to believe what just happened

um I'm pretty sure it was the same day in the group chat

she was kind of jealous

she was like how come you always find these guys

what else have you done thank you for the call Loretta what's up Loretta

okay I'm going to voice disguise you

hold on a second I'm voice disguising you Go ahead, what's up?

No, my ex-husband actually asked me to do that for him, and it actually ended up causing that divorce.

Really?

Wait, why?

I can see that.

Why? Because then he started looking up different adult sites. Yes. And different, other than male and female. So he became obsessed with it. And he ended up with the male. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Yeah.

So that is interesting. Like, I could see where, and this is, again, no shaming at all, but I could see that maybe he was a little confused about his sexuality.

I think so. How long were you all married before this happened?

Two years.

Wow. That's, uh.

Yep, and he's still with him, so.

And prior to that, you had no assumptions or nothing gave you the thought?

No, not at all. He was very masculine. Very. Well, they're, hmm, yeah.

that uh that's an interesting thing very masculine i i uh i do find that that would probably be one of those ones where you'd be like huh i wonder what we you know what i mean like that would uh make you feel that way but are you guys still friends to this day or no

do you not talk no we don't speak but we have mutual friends and i hear he's a great friend

and he's so good okay all right well thank you i appreciate it by the way does anybody know and I know their advertiser. Does Torellas sell pogo sticks? Do they call them pogo sticks? No. Okay.

Alright.

When you argue with idiots, people can't tell who the idiot is. We fail to understand that on this show.

This is Mojo in the Morning.

Alright, it is the Mojo in the Morning show. KP thought that she was being robbed when she was in the shower last night. Yeah, so

i uh i have this really bad habit of cracking my door to let my little furry bubba in because he likes to hang out while i shower and yeah i'm crazy cat lady um and yesterday i was actually selling some things in my apartment and in the shower i was thinking to myself oh my god did i lock the door did i i'm literally soaking wet did i lock the door because i started hearing crazy noises in my apartment i'm like oh my god somebody is in my apartment and i'm in the shower i'm about to be bates motel murdered right now and i was like well this is this is what i get because i crack my door for my damn cat and i don't lock my door so i guess i deserve it

uh but so you what you're in the shower and while you're in the shower you're hearing i'm hearing

the craziest noises like it sounds like somebody is walking around my apartment and it sounds like somebody is moving my furniture so i'm like oh my god i'm being robbed and they don't realize that i'm in the shower right now and i have this much time to put on clothes

do you have a shower curtain or do you have a door oh actually no i'm sorry i do not have a

curtain i have a glass window which makes it worse so i can't hide behind my curtain but i

can see the predator but at least you have a glass door because i always think that when you have Thank you.

shower curtains anywhere you go oh my god i always think that that is you're gonna get killed like because it's always in the movies that you get killed by the person stabbing through the thing

if i go to the bathroom at a friend's house and they have one i look behind it every time i love when people hide their cleaning supplies or like stuff that they don't want people to see i see it

so so you're in the shower you're hearing the noises do you continue to shower or do you just freak out and think about that the entire time and worry that there's going to be somebody walking in in just a couple of moments.

I finished my shower because if they're going to kill me, they're going to come in right now and I might as well be clean when they kill me. Wow. I realized I walked out right after I was done and my cat was literally doing backflips off my cabinets. Oh, it was your cat. That's what it was. Literally. He was going crazy. He was having zoomies and I thought somebody was breaking into my apartment and stealing all of my crap.

Oh, my God.

I mean, thank God that's all it was. But why are cats like this?

Because they're cats. They're evil.

I literally thought I was dead.

They'll kill you in your sleep. Okay, what did you, you thought you were getting robbed, but what did it actually turn out to be? 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548, because everybody's had that, I thought I was being robbed moment, like somebody was coming in, breaking in.

I had a situation where we were actually getting robbed. Where were you? This is at my mom's house. I was younger, and I was in the shower. I'm home alone. And all of a sudden, similar to KP, I hear, like, this loud noise, like a bang, like a boom. Immediately, I turn off the water, get my towel on, open the door, and I start to, like, kind of tiptoe out. I'm upstairs. The boom sound is coming from downstairs. I hear some fumbling. Then I hear, it's SWAT. And I'm like, what? So I pull out my phone. Well, I go to my room, get myself a phone call. Then I start to make my way downstairs. And I guess the person realized that it was somebody in the house. Oh, my God. And they had my Xbox, and they had a Pico. Oh, my God. So the sound I heard was they kicked in the side door of the house. And that was the whole SWAT thing that they were making? That's what they were saying. It's SWAT. Opened up. Wow. And the police came. Oh, my God.

Dude, first off, that is like the worst time ever to get robbed. Like, if you're going to rob me, rob me when I have my clothes on. I know. I'm soaking wet. Let me run out of the house.

I'm vulnerable. while I'm shaving my legs and you're going to kill me and rob me? I think you're thinking about it the wrong way because there's an advantage here. Because if he tries to attack you, it's slippery.

Uh-uh. It's true.

It's like right there.

He's got no grip on it. Hopefully he can't see you through the steam of the shower, right? What's up, Brooke? Hi.

Hi, how are you?

Good. I thought I was being robbed.

Yeah, so my husband and I lived in an apartment for like two years. And for the first time ever, someone was shoveling, like, our front step. It was, like, 3 or 4 in the morning, and it was just an awful noise. And my husband is a CPL holder, and he, like, freaked out, and he, like, got his gun, and, like, went and yelled at this dude, but really, he was just being nice and shoveling for us.

Oh, gee.

Good Samaritan.

And he never did anything nice again.

He threw his shovel away. Caitlin, you thought you were being robbed?

Yeah, so we were up at Central Michigan, and at 2 a.m., we heard a noise, and next thing you know, there was two girls and two guys in our dorm room, and two of the girls decided they were going to start taking a shower while the guys were starting to go through our stuff in the main living area. Wait, what?

Oh, my gosh.

Okay. So what ended up happening is me and my roommate started texting and we, like, locked our bedroom doors. And as soon as, you know, I could peek my head out to see that the guys also went into the bathroom, I ran out in my pajamas to the main front lobby and had to have some of the guys come up to remove them from the room.

Oh, jeez.

Wait, I don't understand why the girls were taking showers.

Cocaine, a hell of a drink.

He came back to Wayside and had a little too much to drink.

That's what happens on college campuses with co-eds. They just take showers all the time. We're going to go back to school here right now. What's going on? How you doing, Blake?

Hey, how you guys doing?

Good. What's up?

So I once made my grandmother think that she was being robbed. Why? So what happened was she had been robbed before, So she bought all these fancy alarms and whatnot. What she didn't think about and take into account for was that I'm a sleepwalker. So I was sleepwalking one time.

and I walked right out the front door and set up the alarm. Oh.

Sleepwalking, by the way, is no joke. Yeah. You do that.

I thought you were pranking your grandma. You're going to kill her. Yeah, you're going to hell.

Hey, Skye, you thought you were being robbed?

Yes, I definitely did. It was about 2 a.m. one night and we have a patio that you have to walk up a bunch of stairs to get onto that has just a bunch of furniture and we heard banging. So I grabbed my siblings at the time. I was like 14 babysitting and thought, you know, this is it. So I ended up calling 911. Like three officers came out. Turns out it was just a very severely overfed raccoon.

Oh, yes. I'm telling you, that happens a lot. I bet you cops get called a lot over raccoons.

The officer kind of just gave me like a little side hug because I was freaking out. And he was like, don't worry about it, but it's definitely just the raccoon. I would suggest you stop feeding him. And I was like, okay, got it.

You were feeding the raccoon?

So we lived in these little apartments, and a bunch of people were, yes.

Oh, geez. Yeah, that's not a good thing. You don't want raccoons around. They keep coming back to you. Lila, what happened?

Hello. So I broke into someone's house once. You what? I accidentally broke into someone's house. It was my first week living in Colorado. I had moved in with my brother out there. And I was on the phone with my mom, and I was like, I don't know. I was super homesick, like, complaining to her on the phone. And I just walked into the wrong apartment. Oh, geez. I didn't notice that it wasn't my apartment. And I stayed there for a little bit, and I was on the phone. And this woman came out, and she was like, hello.

How long were you in the apartment before you realized it was the wrong apartment?

I didn't realize until she came out. So it was probably, it was.

You didn't notice that the furniture was not yours?

I was so into complaining with my, on the phone with my mom that I didn't even realize.

Oh, okay. And it was in Colorado and weed was legal there way before it was legal anywhere else, right?

That's true.

That's true.

What's up? How you doing, Alex?

hi i'm doing good um long time listener first time call um so one time when i was on maternity leave so i just had a baby right we had an exterminator come over we had him spray inside the house for some things um and he said he was all good he was leaving i was like okay great went to take a shower forgot to lock my door i kept my shower door open obviously because i had a little baby had to keep an eye on the baby suddenly i hear hello hello and i'm like who the fuck oh i got it i got it yeah who the clock is in my house with my you know 30 day old child and i'm like i put on a towel i'm like uh hello and it's the exterminator in my house. Did I leave my phone in here? Oh, my God. You walked into my house looking for your phone. His phone wasn't even in there.

Quick question for you. Was your heart racing as much as mine was when you just said, who the clock?

Producer KP loves country boys like a farmer loves his John Deere. This is

Mojo in the Morning. Mojo in the Morning. Chelsea and I are going to a Bat Mitzvah for Madison Lash our friends Ryan and Samantha Lash's beautiful daughter she is getting Bat Mitzvahed this Friday and we're very happy about that I saw some crazy

bat and bar mitzvahs over the weekend oh there's none crazier than this one like holy cow so so i i have some friends i've only ever been to one bat mitzvah my whole entire life um but like my friends were posting that they were going and they are they're like so my oh my god my kids

went to school in west bloomfield and um they had a lot of jewish friends yeah and they would go to bar mitzvahs and bat mitzvahs a lot in middle school and there were some crazy when there was one kid that uh uh had theirs at uh it was when the pistons played at the palace the palace of auburn hills and basically you know uh actually it was jeff sack was kid it was uh his kids that had it and uh they had it actually there at the at the stadium and got had mason and all the rest of those

guys doing stuff and then there was another one where they they rented out the entire lifetime fitness uh ricky letterman and uh suzy letterman did that that was unbelievable too that was like so cool to to you know have that entire place to have a party and then there was a couple of this one's out and out of town one we're going out of town we're going to vegas for this one yes and and the craziest is you got rich friends they get well let me tell you it's it's good to be me but honestly you know what happens with rich friends yeah you got to pay rich uh uh gifts you know what i mean you already know what you're getting out of it that's fine i have no idea but chelsea i said to chelsea i go because you know they're paying for our you know our hotel and stuff like that yeah you got so so i this my my biggest problem i have with this entire thing is i got to figure out what to wear to not one event like most uh you know like like regular jewish people do um these guys are having like three events okay so we got the friday night and then there's uh two things on saturday and two things on sunday and so i said to chelsea i go chelsea i go what are you wearing because i wanted to figure out like what her outfits are going to be and she says what do you care like what do you mean what am i wearing i go well i want to kind to like match what you're wearing and she goes gay you know like chelsea come on no she didn't say that she just looked at me she gave me cross eyes and said why do you want to know what i'm wearing and i said to her i go chelsea i just want us to not look like we're so awkward i don't want you to be so overdressed and me not to be overdressed like i definitely don't want us to wear the exact same outfit which i know that there's got to be are there any couples that literally match outfits because if you are call us up i want to hear about you guys but i want us to not be so far off you want to compliment each other i want well not so much compliment even because i can't compliment her she looks too good i just don't want to look like such a loser that there are people are like why is this guy yeah you know uh with her and i have no idea what she and she says and hold on a second let me just see i don't know if she'll answer the phone but she says that she's just grabbing stuff out of her closet my wife has never grabbed anything out of her closet whenever she's gone anywhere she shopped chelz yes what are you wearing to madison's bat mitzvah to the service or to the no to to everything did you what'd you do did you go out i have three i just went in my closet and got I call bullcrap on that. That is such bullcrap.

Oh, that is such bullcrap. The thing is, I do have some dresses that I haven't worn before. So I'm wearing dresses to the service and to the parties Friday, or I'm sorry, Saturday and Sunday. And then for brunch, I'm just, the brunches, I'm just wearing more casual.

Is there any way that we can get out of this thing? Do you understand three days of stuff? Do you understand? I don't have, does Ryan not? realize or samantha not realize i wear the same thing every day well you don't have to go i can go by myself no no no don't do that they'll make then then forever they'll be upset with me that's a lot of outfits like how do you find that many outfits it's called the internet and you shop

every day there are packages that come to the house i wear what do i wear i wear grayson or

Peter Millar or G-Force?

Woo-woo, fancy. All golf stuff.

But I can't wear that to a Las Vegas bat mitzvah.

They said the parties at night are kind of, we can wear jeans and a nice shirt.

You know the last time I put a button up on? That was difficult. That was difficult.

Funny you don't complain going to a party with listeners, but you...

That's one. She is right on that. Can I wear the same thing I wore to the hotel hookup party for at least one of these things?

I don't know what you wore to the hotel hookup party.

I did wear a button-up with a pair of nice dark jeans. It's the first time I put jeans on in the longest time. You should see what my legs did the next morning. They were all chafing. Perfect.

So you wear those one night and then wear the jeans the second night and change the shirt. It's really not that hard.

It's very easy.

It's harder for women than it is for men. It is not. Yes, it is. Yes, it is.

If it wasn't that I love Madison, I would not, I would, seriously, I would have said there's no way. Because this thing is such a, good Lord. This is Vegas. This is, I know. But I want to go to, when I go to Vegas, you know what I wear in Vegas? I wear t-shirts and shorts and flip flops.

Well, you can wear that during the day.

Yeah.

The brunch is super easy and casual. and then

Nighttime party isn't that dressy either. It's pretty, you know, it's just a little bit step up from your golf pants and golf shirts.

Peter Millar. What's going on? How you doing, Kim? Hi.

Hey, everybody. Good morning.

Good morning. Hey, Kim, say hi to my wife, Chelsea, because I'm going to hope that she hears you and we do exactly what you do. What do you guys do?

Oh, well, listen, I love Chelsea, and I'm not going to try to play anything Chelsea wants to do.

Come on, just say it.

But when me and my fiancé go to church or, like, family parties, we try to match or, like, compliment each other. Like, if he's got a blue button-up shirt on, I'll wear a blue dress or, you know, something like that, where we either match or we complement each other with what we're wearing.

Yeah, see, Chelsea won't do that with me. She won't tell me what she's wearing. She wants it to be a surprise.

And my fiancé actually likes it.

He does?

He's the one that likes us to match more than I do.

Yeah, Chelsea's like, I don't want to wear the same dress. I'm like, okay. I think it would be nice if we wore the same dress. I think that would be nice.

Yeah, I would like to see you in the dress, Mojo.

That's right. But Kevin Shirell always look like they're matchy. And I bet you, because Shannon has done this in the past, but I bet you she and Wes will be, you guys wear the same outfits.

So Wes is crazy about trying to compliment what I am wearing to the point where when we first started dating, he would bring backup outfits in his car to change into if he was like too dressy or underdressed compared to what I was wearing. And he would change. That's hilarious. Yep.

Oh, my God.

I called him out for that all the time.

Get a black suit and get a pocket square that match whatever Chelsea is wearing.

Yeah, that's perfect.

Chelsea, that's what I need. I need to find something nice.

My dresses are black. Black. All right. Easy. I'm going to tell you that.

Black dresses. Is men's warehouse still around? Do they still have places like that? Yes. You're going to love the way you look. That's what they say. Is that what it is? Where do you get your coats and stuff like that? I went to Joseph Bank to get the last one. Oh, is that place good? Yeah. I mean, I liked it. I thought I looked good.

All right. All of my brother's good suits are from there.

Peter Millar doesn't make tuxedos? No. Do you need a tuxedo? No, not a tuxedo. I'm just talking. This is it. It's craziness. All right. All right, Chelsea. I will talk to you later.

All right.

Hold on. A listener has a good question for you. Jordan, what did you want to tell Chelsea?

Okay, first off, who complains about going to Vegas?

Vegas? I'm not complaining about going to Vegas. I'm complaining about the fact that I have to dress up at these parties.

Oh, boo-hoo. I have to go to Vegas. So, anyway, just have Chelsea take her bag.

Chelsea, will you pack for me like my mom used to do for my dad back in the day?

No way. I gave up on that 20 years ago.

Come on.

You know what happens?

He'll get there and he'll open up and be like, Chelsea, what did you pack?

do you know that she still packs for our 19 year old she'll still you will pack for luke that's not nice jordan that would be the greatest i wonder if there are any couples that do do that would you ever do that for uh for west would you pack for him or no uh if he needed me to i would

god that's like so nice he's a last minute packer he'll pack 10 minutes before we leave for

somewhere that's a newlywed thing see that you used to do stuff like that for me back in the day chelsea 28 years ago 29 years ago you would shop for me she would do stuff she'd buy me stuff i'd go oh my god look at that it's so nice and i realized it's because she didn't like the paisley robert graham shirt that i was wearing she got she goes you look like a pimp with that thing on all right i'll talk to you later i love you my new year's resolution this year is to be a half-full kind of guy. The glass will be half-full of vodka or whiskey. This is Mojo in the Morning. Megan got a date this weekend.

What? How are we just hearing about this?

I like, though, that she's willing to talk about it beforehand because there's been too many times where we've done this, and unfortunately, the date gets canceled or something. Like, the person hears us talking about it, so hopefully this person, does this person know what you do?

Um, I assume so.

Okay.

I don't know.

I want to know, by the way, first off, how did you meet this person?

Well, I'm a good old-fashioned kid. The only way to do it these days is online, so I used to that.

Let's see. Which site did you use? Christian Mingle?

Yes. That's actually where I find most of my matches.

My people.

Do you want to know which one?

Black Planet. Black Planet page.

What is that? It was like a social media app.

Oh, was it?

What's the thruple tuple?

No, J-Date.

J-Date. Oh, good. A nice Jewish guy. That's nice.

Mazel. No, it was like Hinch. Yeah, it was Hinch. Okay. Yeah. I love Hinch. The good old-fashioned. And I feel like the respectable people are on Hinge. That's what I think. People with full-time jobs.

I think you're, I would, you're a Bumble girl to me.

I've never been on Bumble.

You seem like you want to pick your person.

No. Shannon, do I want to pick my person? No.

No.

Good answer. No, no, no. Because I'm fine. But if you want to hang out, maybe. But like, nah, I'm fine. I'm good. I like being single. but i did find a red flag when uh i was kind of i'm not gonna say internet stalking i'm gonna say internet searching internet investigating investigating that's a better word so after i matched with uh this guy i we it was very casual in case you're wondering it's tomorrow night we're gonna meet up for like a drink it's not dinner or whatever it's just like we want to

meet up yeah yeah because if you then if it's good you can do dinner god i love being a city girl

because if it's bad i get to walk home yes um so as i was doing my internet sleuthing and investigating um i saw that we had some mutual friends on facebook and here's where things are gonna get a little bit interesting for you guys because i need to know is this a red flag or not When I was going through and I saw our mutual friends, it said one of our salespeople. And then I started digging a little bit further. And it's our salesperson's brother.

Oh, my God.

Shut up. I'm not kidding you. And so I'm really wondering at this point, is there not enough degrees of separation? And is this a bad idea?

Depends on who the salesperson is. Okay.

That's interesting, though. but that is there is you know you should probably not date a salesperson but is it okay to date a salesperson's brother right you know like that's is that crossing the line because here's the thing there's a couple well there's a couple of thoughts if she does him wrong in and he gets upset she's no longer getting any more remotes or gigs or endorsements from this person got you any

endorsements in the first place. No, because this is

a nice... I know who it is now. She just wrote it down. This is a nice salesperson. I don't think this salesperson would do that. They're not petty.

They're not petty. Like, I need that Rihanna like, bitch, better have my money.

Has anybody ever dated a co-worker's brother or sister and did it turn out in a weird way or did it turn out okay? 844-MOJO-LIVE. 844-665-6548 the telephone number you know it's funny I never thought about that like we always talk all the time about you know we talked about KP dating the neighbor guy and that didn't turn out right we talk about people dating co-workers you know what I mean what do you do then when you break up is it awkward at work is it awkward at work though if it's the degree of separation like the brother situation that's wild

I feel like that's enough. I don't know. Like I said, it depended on who the salesperson was.

Yeah. But here's the thing. I'm pretty incredible. So I'm just planning for the future at this point. Do I really want to spend Thanksgiving with that salesperson? Do I want to be there on Christmas Day?

Yeah. Do I?

You know, like.

How's your relationship with the salesperson?

It's just like, I wouldn't say that we're close, but I wouldn't say that we have any. It's very like a neutral working relationship. I also think a part of it is that I'm so new to this building. I haven't built up a ton of relationships, which is why I thought it was crazy when I was going through the photos online, because that's what normal good girls do, is we do all of our research. I started seeing him in pictures. I was like, oh, they're friends! And then I saw him at some family event and I was like, oh, they're related!

I'm more concerned about what you're going to do for your footwear choice if you are walking to the state and it is snowy and yucky outside.

Girl, commit to the bed. It's the girl thing. Okay, good. We'll walk like Bambi out in these streets if we have to, all right? We're going for the good fit.

Hey, Chelsea, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Megan's got a date this weekend, and the date happens to be one of our salespeople's brothers.

Yeah. I dated somebody, and my coworker dated. their brother, and I ended up losing my friend and my boyfriend and the brother.

See, that's what I was talking about. When it doesn't go right is when you got to worry, right?

Exactly.

It's not good. How long did the relationship last before it went bad?

It lasted about two months, and then she ended up leaving the country to go on vacation and cheated on him with three different guys.

Wow. That's my girl. where did they go what kind of what country did she go to to go cheat

what was that I'm sorry

what country did she leave to go to

oh she went to Windsor I get it that's so romantic I was thinking exotic she went to Windsor

I was thinking she's going to somewhere in the Caribbean or you know

I also love that you're like she left the country aka six minutes away from where we are

are right now across the detroit canada border uh jordan what's what's going on how you doing

hi how are you okay so it wasn't me that this situation happened to but i have worked in the same place for almost a decade and i have two very close friends and co-workers and we all had like a wine night like a girl's wine night and you know the guys came at the end and one of them had a long-term boyfriend the other was single and two of my close friends had a threesome with one of their long-term boyfriends so they had a threesome with one of their boyfriends and because we all work together i kid you not like it took less than two weeks for everything to go downhill i mean they didn't speak they didn't like this stuff was so weird in the workplace it was it was a disaster i was like how do i make this better i don't know how people feel after doing that with someone they're in a relationship with, but I can't see it being great.

But listen, by the way, we only pray that Megan has a threesome with the kid. Wouldn't that be crazy? Especially knowing what salesperson it is. But that's wild, though, that they started in a relationship with each other, and it went from relationship to threesome right away. Coworkers had a threesome with one of their brothers, or one of their boyfriends.

yeah they were best friends and co-workers and neither of those things lasted after that happened

it is funny it's funny the the stories you know where you hear like co-workers that date each other and then there's funny to hear the stories of the co-workers who actually go and have sexual relationships with others together like that multiples of it um nicole are you there hi yes i am nicole says this good morning good morning good morning nicole says that megan a happy moment of dating somebody that you know you're close to at work what's the story

so i was a manager and i had hired a girl and after hiring her her and i became really good friends and we were on facebook and her brother was on my facebook and she said well how do you know him and i said actually i don't but i might and him and i started chatting and about three months later we finally met in person and we are now married and we've been together for five years

we have three children together oh my gosh and so it's been incredible so it's it's not all bad

sometimes when you mix business with pleasure in this case absolutely not it's been well worth the ride yeah right is that a sexual reference yes it was we have three kids and maybe four on the way we'll find out soon no wait fingers crossed question mark what's that fingers crossed question mark um i mean yeah okay all right graduates we'll be starting all over again but that's okay.

That's good. All right. Thank you for the call. Thanks for the positive on this one. That's wild, though, that you guys, you just realized it was your, you know, that he was a brother of somebody that we worked with and he had to seek you out, I'm sure.

Well, I mean, like, how would that come up? You don't talk about, so what do your siblings do for a living before we've even met? Right. When you see that, Once you do some stalking and you see that mutual friend or friends, it's like your stomach does that flip-flop because it's immediately, who and how.

Sam, do we have voices guys are set up? Let me make some buttons push. Sam, what's going on?

So, I have had a relationship. No, wait, wait, hold on a second.

I got a wrong button going here. Sam?

Sorry.

Hello?

There you are. Sam, now your voice is back.

Okay, perfect. All right, so I have had a relationship with my employee for over a year now. We even live together, and nobody knows.

Whoa. Wait, so you're an employee.

Yes.

So you're the boss.

Yes, yes, sir.

What could happen if the work found out that you guys were fooling around with each other?

Well, nothing major. We would probably have to switch locations, but that's about it. But nobody knows, so we've been keeping it hutch hutch for over a year.

Did you hire this person?

No, I did not.

All right, how did the relationship start?

Well, we were friends for years before it even transpired, and then we started working together, and one thing led to another, and we weren't looking for anything and it happened. So we decided to keep it hush-hush and not let people's interference get in the way of what could be a potential for everything.

That's risky, by the way. What Megan's doing is not really risky because it's just a co-worker's sibling.

Right.

You know?

Yeah, but that can get so nasty so quick if people get into each other's business. And like, what if you gotta do something dirty? And then you tell somebody And then, like, soon, like, everybody and their mama finds out in that family that, you know, you're, you know, you do dirty things.

Yeah, but I'm not ashamed of that, so.

That will come up in Monday's sales meeting with Kim Blockham. She'll be bringing it up. By the way, we're going to talk about digital sales and Megan and her kinkiness with so-and-so's brother. Megan's got a new endorsement. You know what? Megan, I would set you up if I had a brother that I would think would be worthy. I would set you up with my brother. I think Megan would be a phenomenal partner for anybody.

That felt almost believable, the way you hesitated the entire way through that sentence. No, no, no. Although, you know what?

You and my brother Bill actually probably would be good together because he is equally as weird as you are.

Thank you.

The problem is my brother only dates 22-year-olds that are from Mexico or Costa Rica.

So now you're just calling me old. This is not going the way I think you're planning it.

Old and not ethnic. And weird. Time now for Am I the A-Hole on Mojo in the Morning, 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Keep that number handy because we're going to need you to call in and tell us if you think that Sydney or Initial S were voice disguising you is an a-hole for what she did. What's going on? How are you doing?

Hi, guys.

How are you?

I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm a little confused.

Okay. All right. You're wondering if you're being an a-hole for how you're feeling and what's that? What is going on?

yeah so i okay so i've been seeing this guy for for like a little bit and i just want to know if i'm a bad person for staying with him even if like i'm not like ready for anything like serious why are you staying with him explain that so we have fun like i don't have like a set-in-stone reason for breaking up with him. You know, I'm not like, oh, he's mean, or, oh, I'm not like England anymore. I'm just like, this is fun. And I'm just like, mm-mm-mm, just having fun.

So you're having fun, but you're not into him, and you're still dating. But I understand that there's something that's coming up, though, that you're also waiting for before you're deciding whether or not you're going to stay out of this or get out of this relationship. Yeah.

Yeah, so he did say that I would be a plus one to his sister's destination wedding in Cancun. Ooh, ooh, Cancun. And it's, like, soon, so I'm, like, and I'm, like, I probably would have stayed with him a couple other months anyway, so.

So you're staying with a guy just to get past the vacation that you want to go on, which is his sister's wedding.

I mean, yes and no. I feel like I would have stayed with him anyway. I wasn't planning on breaking up with him tomorrow.

By the way, he's listening right now. He knows exactly who you are by her voice and the trip to Cancun for the sister's wedding.

Are you going to break up with him right after? Not like right after. I want to be like super mean.

Oh, my God. He should break up just for that laugh. Immediately.

oh christ uh buddy listen i hope you bought a refundable ticket um okay so so you're staying with him and you're not into him but you're only staying with him because you're having fun and one of the fun is you're going to be going to cancun for a wedding is sydney an a-hole around the room and comments from listeners 844 mojo live shannon is she an a-hole yeah i think you're an a-hole Megan a-hole or no a-hole

she's absolutely an a-hole

Cav it doesn't sound like there's any dispute on this one but maybe you got a dispute is she an a-hole

yeah of course she's an a-hole but I will say if he's got to take somebody anyway and she plans on making it a memorable experience then I say she should go and do that

so make it fun for him wait a question for you on uh making it fun oh this is my question too go ahead you get you ask it because it will

sound less dirty if you do are you so are you guys sleeping together yes so you're you're still

having sex with him even though you don't like him i don't not like him i just know like i'm

not gonna get married to this guy okay and you're not yeah okay well that's not bad i i think that I think you're an a-hole too, but I think you're an a-hole that you took too long to tell us that you were only staying with him for Cancun and you were kind of beating around the bush. I would have liked you just to get right into that, right off the bat, and that would have been a good, and then I would have probably given you the benefit of the doubt. I find this interesting. If the Cancun trip wasn't there, would you still just stay with him because you are having fun, for the fun? if it was local fun.

Yes, that's what I'm saying. I'm not like, oh, I'm going to break with him tomorrow. I can't do this anymore. I'm just like, I'm having fun, and whatever happens, happens.

You know what?

I think she's less of an a-hole.

She's less of an a-hole. I don't think she's an a-hole. But I think she's still stringing him along.

No, I don't, because he needs a date, and she agreed to go, and he's probably making plans around her, and I think it would be worse to not go to Cancun with a date after you already said you're going to have a date. That's morbid.

Did he pay for everything?

Yeah.

So you're saying, so KP, do you think that she's doing him a favor by still giving him his plus one at the wedding?

Yes, absolutely. If he went alone, that would be embarrassing.

Ryan.

Especially already saying that he's going with somebody.

KP brings up an interesting point. Kind of a turn in the conversation here. What do you think? Not an a-hole. Not an a-hole, you say. Why?

Because of exactly what KP said. She's following through. If she ditched him or made him have to make new arrangements at the last minute, that'd be way more nerve-wracking. Now, she's doing the right thing. Now, she has to still treat him proper.

Nah.

This is sexist. If the shoe was on the other foot, we'd be trashing this dude. If the only reason he went was to continue to smash her and get a free trip, all hell would be breaking loose in the studio. Well, always there's a double standard. They've already dated. No, it's a free trip because she's not spending no money.

Yeah. Like, listen, I, I, she's doing the right thing.

But if she wasn't, but if she wasn't smashing, then she deserves to get even, you know what I mean? Like, at least he's getting something honest.

I just think, though, when you got the ick, and you know that it's over, and you, there's no future there, like, that's when it should end. You're wasting his time. We agree. Yeah. We're wasting his loss.

Whose deep voice was that? Dave? Is that you, Dave? Yeah, that's me. Dave, what do you think? A-hole or no A-hole?

Absolutely A-hole. Absolutely. Because? Oh, maybe because I'm sentimental, because I've been through something similar, but I've brought in, you know, an ex to things in the past, like a concert, and that's definitely happened, and they definitely knew that they were going to do it the entire night and just waited.

They only stayed with you for the freebie, huh?

Oh, absolutely, yep, and it was obviously known afterwards, because when you're on the drive home, because that's the thing, is she going to do it? When is she going to do it?

Wait, you got broken up with on the drive home from a concert?

Oh, that's, yes.

Yep. Wow. Hold on, Sydney, when are you going to break up? What is your plan on breaking up?

Probably, like, at least like a week or two.

So after you get back from Cancun?

Yeah. Now, are you finding reasons? Like, if it's premeditated to where you already know that you're going to make something happen on the trip and utilize that as the reason you break up?

No. Like I said, like, there's not, like, I almost wish there was, like, a reason, like, you know what? He's actually, like, mean or something, but it's just, like, I'm just not feeling it anymore. So, yeah.

Jessica, is she an a-hole? Am I the a-hole?

No, I don't think she's an a-hole.

I think she's just an opportunist. An opportunist. Yes.

Okay. Yes. he's he's taking the opportunity he's paying for it he's they're obviously in kind that's a new

feature we're going to do a new feature called am i the opportunist yes um now what if they go

there and they kindle a french uh not just a friendship but a deeper relationship that's a

good point yeah what happened what happens if she refalls in love with him over a corona

She was never in love with him.

Sabrina, what's up?

Oh, my gosh. She is such an a-hole. Yeah. I think it's really rude to take somebody on a trip that's not feeling you, knowing that you're going to break up. What if he could go on that trip single and heal himself, or he expected something to flourish out of the relationship, and she doesn't, and maybe he falls more in love with her, and she's just breaking his heart more? Yes. He's a total jerk for going. I think it's really rude to, you know, make somebody think that you're into them and go have this magical time and be like, oh, the whole time I wasn't really into you. I think that's terrible.

Yeah, what if his family all of a sudden thinks he's going to be the next, and they'll be the next couple? Alex, am I the a-hole? What do you think? Is Sidney an a-hole for staying with a guy just to go to the family wedding in Cancun?

No, no, she's not. I mean, most guys, I know some guys are emotional, but most guys aren't. So he gets to take, I don't know what she looks like, but probably a beautiful girl on vacation, and he gets to smash every night. It's whatever. I don't think she's an a-hole.

You would actually take a girl to Cancun knowing she wasn't into you as long as you got something out of it?

A hundred percent.

All right. Zach, you have done this before. Well, first off, Zach, do you think she's an a-hole?

I think most people would say she's an a-hole, but I don't necessarily think so since I've done it before. What did you do? Um, so actually I was planning on breaking up with this girl, uh, for a while. She was psychotic, whatever. Um, I ended up, or they, they asked me if I wanted to go to Vegas with them and I'm like, well, free trip to Vegas. I get to stay in the Bellagio a whole week. Why not? So I, uh, took it out for like a whole other month before we went to, uh, Vegas. And it was fun.

It was good. I like it. I like that. And then, Holly, what do you think? Last call on this one. Am I the a-hole? A lot of people are mixed in this.

I for sure think she's the a-hole.

And why?

She's just potentially blocking him from somebody that wants the same thing that he wants. You know, if he wants a committed relationship and she knows she doesn't want that with him, she's stringing him off.

Can he turn around a trip to Cancun in that quick of a time meeting a girl, a new girl?

He could be a couple of months before the trip.

I don't know. Well, let's ask her. Is there enough time for him to meet somebody else that you're keeping him from?

Um, I mean, possibly. The trip is only like, it's like less than a month away now.

Oh, no.

Okay. That might be too quick. I don't know. I don't know. Unless Megan, maybe this is the guy.

This is the guy. Huh? This is it for me. I'll go. Wait, you say he's paying? I'll be there.

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I'm going to throw this out there as a topic, and it's not to embarrass anybody, because truly, I'm embarrassing myself by saying this. But I want you to call us up and admit to us, what was the reason why you turned down sex? Okay? What was the reason why you turned down sex? I'm going to title this also, My Husband Smells Like Spit, okay? Because that would be the reason why I got turned down for sex. Because I smell like ****, yeah. So I was kind of kissing on Chelsea, you know? Like I was trying to do, like, I'm trying to be a romantic guy. And I try to do things that are kind of romantic every now and again. And, you know, I do the whole thing where it's like I offer to massage, you know, like her back or she's got something. And I don't know what it is. And maybe this happens to all guys. I don't know. Maybe this, Shannon, your husband does this with you. He starts massaging you. And the next thing you know, his pants are off. I have to be honest with you. I am not a very good guy at playing that I don't want to have sex. You know when I want to have sex. and so i started like kissing up on chelsea and she looked at me and she goes you got to go take a shower i said to her why and she says you have body odor from being out and golfing and stuff all day and basically she was telling me i smelled like crap and i want to know if there are any listeners that have ever turned down their spouse from having sex because their spouse smelled like crap or do you just go through through it like you just kind of do it i love her honesty because i didn't smell very good i did have body odor it kind of smelled bad and i thought to myself i'm like yeah maybe i'll do like one of those french baths you know a little whole bath yeah a little whole bath exactly throw on some uh you know here my dove men care that i have the dove men care usually does it a little that's it right there on me um have you ever turned down somebody from from uh having sex because they smelled or what was the reason why you turned somebody down or maybe got turned down from having sex what was the would you turn down having sex if your guy or girl smelled like crap i don't think i would no i think i would do my best to push through. Yeah. You say that like it's like a task. I'd make the sacrifice and push through. What would you do? Would you plug your nose and go, this is great. Hopefully it ain't smelling like that. It'll be in there. See, I think, honestly, I've never smelled Chelsea have body odor. Like, ever in my life. I don't think she, I don't think Chelsea has glands that cause body odor.

There are some people that are really lucky and just don't.

Yeah, I think, like, Anyway, there are continents that don't even sell deodorant, which I think is super weird. But Chelsea might be the best smelling person I've ever smelled in my entire life. I know that sounds so weird, but I know when she enters a room because she has a distinct scent that she wears. It's crazy. It's so good.

She wakes up smelling like that. She goes to bed smelling like that. I don't understand how that works. She'll say that she just got done doing this exercise thing that she does with her friend Jessica. And I'm like, you don't even smell. You smell like roses or something. Mojo in the morning, what's going on? Hannah.

So, it was two weekends ago. I had blacked up the night before because it was my college graduation. And I wake up the next morning, and I, like, don't remember a thing. So, I go lean over to kiss my partner, and he goes, uh-uh. You have to go shower. You have to go brush your teeth. You were a mess last night. And I had no recollection at all.

What did you do? Did you, like, throw up or something?

I took, like, six shots within 30 minutes.

Oh, she's a little bit.

I don't remember anything after that.

But there is that alcohol, that next-day alcohol smell. You know what I'm talking about? It's not a good one. Oh, you're pretty fun. Yeah.

No. By the way, I've never known a guy ever to turn a girl down, even for that. I'm thinking. I'm like, I don't know if I've ever said no. I haven't. I'm so easy. Do you guys remember Woody's and Royal Oak? There was this place called Woody's and Royal Oak. No, I think it's closed. It's something else now. So Woody's and Royal Oak, we were doing a rooftop party there one time. I witnessed a girl throw up all over the place, and four or five minutes later, witnessed a guy making out with her.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Like, I don't care how hot you are. Have I just witnessed that? I don't think so. What's up, Carissa? How you doing?

Hey, I'm doing good. How are you?

Good. What's going on? It's Mojo in the Morning. Have you ever turned somebody down for having sex?

Well, I have, but really what I was calling about was your hoe bath. Yes. So in the South, my granny used to call it run a rag around it. Oh, my God. You just run a rag around it, honey, and then you go. Grandma was a freak. Oh, I know that's right.

We love you, Carissa. I love her laugh. Her laugh is the greatest. Bye-bye. Andrea, what's going on?

Hi. So I actually get turned down almost quite frequently, actually, because I don't shower every single night before bed.

Oh, really? So your partner, like, that's a mandatory thing. You've got to check that box before he or she will hook up with you.

100%, yes. Everything has to be thick and clean.

What do you do all day that requires you to have to shower every night?

I actually, I just work at Costco in the food court, actually. Oh, so you smell like food. It smells like nothing crazy.

You smell like the hot dogs.

Yeah.

I get that.

Yeah, no guy wants to grow and it smells like wieners.

Yeah.

I love Costco hot dogs, by the way. Those are great. Oh, my God. They're the best. Q, what's up? It's Mojo in the Morning.

Hey, what's up, man? So, look, it's this chick, man. It's a history with her and my cousins and everything. you know what i'm saying so she decided to try and throw it on me one day and i don't know man i was going upstairs you want to grab a little rubber when i come back down and and i'll put the rubber on but it did i don't know i looked

daddy and i just changed my mom is it because you knew that she was with every one of your relatives yeah you just looked at it like it just didn't work for you i love people who call them rubbers Tiffany, what's up?

Hi. So I've turned down my husband before because he works for a company that he has to work outside all day. So I've turned him down. So now immediately he comes in and says hello and jumps in the shower because he knows he's not getting any if he's dirty at all.

Got him trained.

What about his nails and stuff? Do you make sure that he cleans his nails and everything?

Oh, yeah. I clean his nails for him because he's just the typical, hey, it's dirt. I work with my hands, and I'm like, no, no. Sarah, what's up?

It's Mojo in the Morning.

So, at my wedding, one of my bridesmaids was dancing. She threw up, caught it in her hand, threw it over her shoulder, continued dancing, and then made out with my cousin. She's an Avenger. It was rough. Oh, Lord.

Did she get it all in her hand?

I'm not quite sure. She had to have a change of clothes, so I'm assuming she didn't catch all of it. Oh, my God.

What are you going to do with it once you catch it? Yeah, do you run over to a garbage can and put it in there or just throw it to the side? Yeah, throw it on the floor. What's up, Brian?

Hi, how's it going?

Good, buddy. What's going on?

I stopped in the middle of sex. Somebody I was with, they asked, you know, in the middle of sex, if she could do the on my chest. Oh.

Okay, wait, wait, wait. Did I dump that? I did. I don't know if you're supposed to. All right, dump that. Everybody dump that. Everybody dump that.

Literally dump that.

Even though, wait. So, in the middle of sex, for those that had, the reason I had dumped it.

Oh, Lord above today.

She wanted to do some really freaky things to this guy, which I never had. Please, Kevin, you got to keep quiet. Put your hand over his mouth. Don't allow him to talk.

I literally want to roll your chair out of the studio.

Roll him out of the studio. But I have never understood anybody that has been turned on by that. I've never in my life.

Somebody asked me to do that but the other one. And I was like, never, ever again will I ever see you. Ever, ever, ever.

I don't get it. Ryan, without saying anything, did you follow through?

Yeah.

No.

Okay.

Oh, thank God.

Are you allowed to tell the show again?

Hold on. Somebody put their hands over Ryan, please.

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You're now free to move about the cabin.

Mojo in the Morning. Catching cheaters and proud of it. Ow, I'm sorry. Get your home for War of the Roses on Mojo in the Morning.

Riley, you think that your wife is cheating on you?

I do.

It's kind of the typical, started acting weird, started doing some strange things, wanting to spend less time with you?

Yeah. We moved back here and bought a house, wanted to be close to our family, but ever since we've come back, it just hasn't felt the same. we joined like a volleyball league to meet people and we met this couple and we've been playing with them for a couple months and then we started hanging out uh it's a husband and wife we've been hanging out with them as a group and then just the last month she's been flaking on volleyball and like making up excuses why she can't go and it just feels very suspicious to me okay so she's

acted weird since she's gotten these new friends, and you're not as close with these new friends

as she is. Well, we've been hanging out as a group, the four of us, but I feel like she's been kind of extra flirty towards the wife, and it just feels off and suspicious to me.

Has she ever spent time with them solo? Do you know that? Not that I know of,

but she does, like, you know, go out sometimes by herself, even not on a volleyball night and i don't know who she's with all right we're gonna call her up

war of the roses we're gonna find out who she will send a dozen free roses to want you to hang on the phone and mute your phone if you can okay okay we hope that the roses go to riley hello hi is this olivia uh yes who's this hi olivia my name is nicole and i'm calling from a new online floral company called roses bloom.com with an offer for some free flowers for you totally free not going to ask you for your credit card information or anything we are a new company just trying to get our name out there and um if you can answer two very short survey questions for me we're going to give you a dozen long-stemmed red roses that can be sent to the person of your choice

sorry to interrupt you but i'm sorry how do you get my number um we we buy lists from

other companies so something you bought before okay yeah but this is honestly this is totally free like i said i'm not going to ask you for any financial information so if you can think of anybody that you want to send flowers to it's worth it to answer two questions it'll take like

30 seconds okay okay sorry i'm trying to get ready for work um so i get to send somebody flowers

no obligation you're not gonna like tell my nope let me just ask you the two questions and we'll get started have you purchased flowers in the last six months olivia i have not sorry i'm like in the office um i have not okay do you plan on purchasing flowers in the next six months um yes maybe okay as a thank you for participating in that roses bloom.com survey i'm now authorized to provide you with that dozen free roses and so i'm gonna get some info from you to start just with a first and a last name of who you want these to go to okay sorry i'm sorry i'm

It's like I'm in my office. That's okay. Okay. Totally free, though, right?

Yeah. So I just need a first and a last name of who you want the flowers to go to. And they can be shipped out today.

Okay.

Let's go ahead then. Let's send them to Taylor and Jonathan.

Okay. And do you have a phone number? It's Taylor and Jonathan, right? Yeah. Okay. Do you have a phone number for one or the other? Hang on.

Let me see. It's going to be 248.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Six. Okay. And that's Taylor's number.

Okay. No, because there was two people. Awesome. I know you're in a hurry. I just want to let you know that I am creating an account for you, like a profile. Their name, both of them, are on your profile. I just need to list a relationship. So this will make it real quick when you order from us in the future. Just my friends. Friends. Okay. And, Olivia, we do something kind of cool at rosesbloom.com where instead of a paper card that's delivered with the flowers, We're going to send a voice memo, like a voice card, announcing that the flowers have been delivered. So we're going to go ahead and record that, okay? I'm just going to count you down.

Oh, well, that's cool. Okay, wait.

So I just talked? Yep. Okay. Yep, it'll be sent as a little message, okay?

Yeah.

Okay, here we go. Three, two, one.

Olivia? Okay, I'm sorry. My phone just cut out. What was that?

That's okay. I just counted you down, so I'm going to do it again, okay? Yep. Three, two, one.

So happy to have met you both. Winky face. Olivia? Is that weird that I did it?

Hello, Olivia? Yeah. Okay, that's perfect. I do have to let you know that this call is being recorded for quality and training purposes. Are you okay with that? I'm so confused right now. What's happening? So I just need you to okay that you're understanding that this call is being recorded for quality and training purposes.

Yeah, that's fine. You said you were going to record my voice anyway, so we're good there. Okay.

and olivia i'm gonna jump on just to get all the last minute information okay and then let you go okay uh and you are and you are i'm just i just need to let you know that while we've been making this call to you riley why did you send the flowers to both of them olivia just hung up the phone oh my

Thank you. God.

Riley, I wanted to just see if we could talk to her a little bit before you jumped on. And I know you did get on and unmuted your phone at one part, too. But I don't think she heard you or didn't understand. We're trying to see if we can get her back on. Okay. She sent the free flowers to the couple. Yeah. and your suspicion it was that she and the wife were getting close with each other did you have any suspicion that the husband and her and the wife no i mean that didn't cross my mind but now it is do you know if they ever hang out with each other i know we asked you that question before and you said no but is there any time that you've ever suspected that that the three of them would be together without you there well like i said

there are some times like where she will say she's going to the gym by herself and then i find out she went out but i don't ever know who she's with so it's i'm sure it's a possibility but you also

did say that when you do go to volleyball that if she chooses not to go that couple is there together yeah but i mean why would she not choose to go i don't know because she's embarrassed to

be around them and you i i don't know that's what i was trying to figure out all right we're having

trouble getting a hold of them hang on one second yeah cheater cheater pumpkin eater mojo in the morning's war of the roses don't miss this mojo in the morning i can't figure this one out i can't figure out if it's her cheating with like Riley thinks this wife or she's cheating with both the husband and the wife. I want to come back here in a second and I want to open up the phone lines and get your theories on this and also find out if any of our listeners have ever been cheated on by a couple. Like did a couple ever be part of your cheating situation? We'll be right back.

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I'll do the morning War of the Roses. Riley finding out this morning that her wife sends flowers to a couple Paula wants to make a quick comment upset Paula I knew you'd call her, what's going on Paula?

Good morning I think she ruined it, I think Riley ruined it, you make the effort to call in, to make the arrangements talk to Shannon and find out details and then you unmute your phone before you get any details i said i you know that's her fault for not getting

any answers i'll be gotta be tough but yeah exactly how would you sit back and listen to that you know i we've had this happen numerous times people get upset with us they're like you know how can you guys technically not do this in a way but i'm like well how can we technically even broadcast our equipment so old and bad well especially when you hear in the beginning where

she said well i'm getting ready for work and then she said sorry i'm at work and then you hear another voice in the background and you're like oh you know what i would not be able to keep my mouth shut i would have to say something right so you're assuming that that was i think she was at work yeah she said before that no no no she said before that i'm getting ready for work right now she did she did okay i thought maybe it was like a like kind of like we're in the studio before we like i'm preparing even though you're there but you're thinking she's with the guy yes really

Kelly, you were thinking the same thing, too?

Absolutely. When she picked up the phone, she initially said she was getting ready for work and then later changed her tune and said she was at work. And you could hear a male voice in the background.

But she also, I think what Kevin just said is true, that it should be that. Or it could also be, I got a telemarketer on the phone. I don't want you to talk to you. You know what I mean? Like, listen, I'm not judging that she may not be a lying person, okay? But I'm thinking if you're going to lie, lie to the lady that's calling you up to give you a free bunch of flowers. I don't know.

Why do I got to be a lady?

A lady. A lady. Hello, lady.

Ma'am. Ma'am.

James, what's going on? It's War of the Roses.

Hey, good morning, guys. The voice recording said it all. I mean.

She said it was great to have met both of you guys. Winky face? Yeah. Now, come on. Winky face? That says it all. And they made a mistake. They should have went for all four of them instead of just three of them, and we wouldn't even be on the call right now.

That is kind of true.

And as someone who admittedly uses the wrong emoji all the time, even I know not to use the winky face in that situation. It can be interpreted a lot of different ways. Can I tell you why? Also, it's a voice note. Yes, Mike.

can i tell you why i would say that this would be the hardest of the cheating that we've ever busted like for the spouse why is that because you're not only finding out that your spouse is cheating but you're finding out that your spouse is cheating with two people then you're finding out that they didn't even invite you guys like you weren't even invited into the whole situation like what the heck these are the new friends and you know we're playing whatever they're what do they play they say what you say that they're playing they play volleyball or something like that together wendy what's up it's mojo in the morning good morning guys hey morning i think that

the voice card was pretty benign i agree with james until she threw the winky face in there like when you put a winky face in there it just makes it look like there's an inside story to it okay i think i think she's either having an affair with a couple or maybe she knew them before she met back here and they're like and we're just going to tell my wife Riley that we just met at volleyball I don't know something about that winky face that doesn't make it sound like it's on the up and up

you know that is an interesting thing to explore is did she know these guys or did she just recently meet these guys because it seems like and I think that when I had asked questions before like okay so how long ago did they move back here it wasn't like they moved back you know a year ago they moved back within the last year um what's happening uh mojo on the morning show i gotta pick up uh let me do voice disguiser here real quick and then one of my favorite favorite misfits is uh on the to make a comment here in a second what's up uh nancy i don't know why i'm voice disguising with you but i think at your radio i'm so loud what's going on

good morning um no i think there's definitely something more going on i was in that situation myself and the reason why you don't ask the fourth is because one's more into it than the other one okay explain your situation because now i'm curious well i feel so i was i was married and uh to another woman and one drunken night let's do something else with another couple a straight couple and i think it was just because one's more into it than the other one so you kind

to just gravitate to that okay so your situation was that uh they were cheating

with the other couple we were all cheating together oh okay so would you would you mix and match within that uh well that actually did happen eventually i was a separately approached by each one of them. Oh, that's even messier. Not knowing what was happening.

But here you are, you're gay, so why would the other person be interested in doing this? Or think you're interested?

Well, you know, I think it's just fun, right? Really?

Just one, yeah. So if that couple, right, if you're having an affair with a couple and then that couple splits up to reach out to you on an individual basis, does that mean that that couple then has cheated on each other as well?

Yeah.

Unless they have an agreement. Was it fun?

Which they did not. Was it a fun situation for you?

Of course.

Yeah. I don't know. You know, it's interesting. I've never thought to myself that that would be a fun thing. I always, it's kind of like showering with Chelsea and my wife. It's never fun because somebody's going to get cold.

What a great analogy. I don't know where you pulled that from, but. Yeah, no one was getting cold that time.

Nobody was getting cold. Okay, all right. Let me go to one of my favorite people in the world. I love her so much. If she were single and I were single, she would be my wife. Misfit Nicole is on with us right now. What's up, Nicole?

Hi, good morning, everybody.

What's happening there, beautiful lady?

I'm in the 696 parking lot. Oh, yes, it's bad. It's a closure. Hey, I'm going to probably be calling in a lot because I'm sitting here.

This gives you more time to listen to the Mojo in the Morning Show when you're stuck in traffic.

I know, I love it. That's the silver lining in all of this.

What's going on? What do you want to say about this?

I have two comments. Can I make my two comments?

Sure.

Okay. So the first one, Olivia got on my nerves so bad with how long she was taking with the car. Like Shannon told her it was free. She didn't have to give it.

anything and she just was taking forever so that annoyed me agreed and then i thought when she sent it to both of them i said okay this kind of was a good sign then she put the emoji so now i'm thinking i gotta watch my emoji game because i use the kissy face all the time the kissy face

the winky face and the little, like, blushing face. There's going to be lots of interpretation.

Am I low-key trying to put you, am I low-key trying to say I'm outside? Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Am I put the kissy face? Stop for one second. I'm calling you out on this. I'm calling BS on this, Nicole. Because I'm going back to look at my thing here, and all I get are green texts from you, because you have that archaic phone of yours. That Samsung or whatever. I do.

Listen, guess what? If I could have a flip phone, I would. That's what I do. I don't know. You need to get the... No, for real. Like, I got to watch my emojis because I think kissy faces out like it's not this.

So, you had to send a blushy face to Emojo yesterday. So, now I got to watch Mike. That's right.

Oh, I love Mike. That's what I'm saying. You keep trying to push that. I put emojis.

I think he was on the toilet, though, when he did it. So, it might have just been him pushing it out.

What does the winky face mean? Does that mean, like, good time last night? Like, what's the week you say to me?

It is. It's the creepy guy's version of, you know how you do that? You know how you make the noise when you do it?

Why did you look me in the eyes when you did that, Mojo? No.

Honestly, I was trying to just close my eyes. I couldn't.

It is dusty in here.

All right. Well, listen, Nicole, I hope that you're, you know, out of that parking lot on 696 very soon.

I'm in this parking lot.

All right. I love you. Take care of yourself.

I'm about to send you a bunch of emojis because I got time. I love you. Bye.

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Live. Alright, Mojo in the Morning. Cav is up next. And Cav, for those that don't know this and haven't heard us talk about this because sometimes Kev will make a comment and people will go Kev? Did he break up? What's going on? You're kind of going through. It's kind of a process though but you say duh, you have to remember something. Sometimes people will hear something a hundred times and then pick it up for the first time because everybody's lives are so busy, right? I get it. But you're going through a little bit of a split and what's one of the things that's been kind of an interesting part of this?

Yeah, so moving out, and whether you've been in a relationship or you had a roommate, there are things that you take with you when you depart. And some of these things are physical, but my thing is password-related. And in particular, it's specific to streaming. Now, I have acquired all of the streaming platforms.

Wait, when you say acquired, it sounds like it was a court of law that gave you the streaming platform. Do you pay for the streaming platform?

Yeah, that's what I meant.

Okay, yeah.

Yeah, so my financials provide for the Hulu, the Netflix, the Peacock, and the Apple and the Amazon Prime. No Disney Plus? And the Disney Plus. Package it. You know what I'm saying? With the ESPN Plus on there, too. You know what I'm saying? No ads.

And Hulu, right? Yeah, Hulu, no ads. Yeah. Wait, you're not going to leave Sherelle high and dry with no...

That's my question, man! Oh, you are bad, man. Listen, so she going, you know what I'm saying, move on with her TV and whatnot that already has the login. So do I just switch up my password or do I allow her to continue to stream peacefully?

You guys are still friendly with each other?

Yeah, but look, if you don't get access to me, you don't get access to me. She'll give you a child. I don't know.

I see. You let her use those passwords until somebody new comes in your life, and it's weird for them to log into your Netflix and see her name and her profile. Why do I have to wait for somebody else to come into my life? Why would you cut that tie right now?

Because. What is she? You said she's taking the TV. What is she taking from you that you guys could barter with?

None. I was tripping off this air fryer for real that my cousin bought, but I was like, whatever, bro.

I was at Walmart yesterday. they have the Drew Barrymore ones I'm telling you that's the best one I'm going to get my own air fryer wait to go to Walmart until after the holiday because I lost 10 hours of my life the Ninja 8 quart one double basket is half off right now

is half off right now why are you looking at me like that

why am I looking at you because you're a

Cheap son of a bitch.

Don't drip her in your eyes at me. It costs you nothing. No, it does not. To continue to share. What do you mean? Oh, okay. I was about to say. It costs you nothing to share.

Yeah, I have to share it with my dad and my brother. Why?

Y'all family, though. This is your family.

She gave you family.

Listen, this is not that.

She gave you a child.

This is not that. Cameron, what did you want to say?

He needs to talk so much about it. We'll say that all over again. Something's wrong with our phone system.

That's what I mean, Lydia. Call the helpline and tell them, Lydia, that our phone line's bad. Ask them what we do on this one. What's going on, Cameron?

I think you don't have to think so much about this.

Hold on. I can't understand an effing word you're saying. Say that again. You there? Oh, it might have been his phone. I don't know. But if the phones have been crap. Call back, Cameron. What's up, George?

Hey, tell Kevin to switch everything. She can get her own.