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Good morning. Welcome to the Mojo in the Morning Show. It is War of the Roses Day here on the show today. We're going to do that coming up, 7 o'clock hour. And this morning's War of the Roses. Hello. You can't cheat with a coworker, especially when the person that you're in a relationship with is also a coworker. I mean, what in the world are you thinking? Especially if you're somebody that works together with heavy machinery. They work in a factory together. I don't know about you guys, but the last thing I want to do is be standing next to whatever the heck is coming off of a line somewhere and then knowing that that guy just cheated with that girl. This morning's War of the Roses. We bust a cheater, and it could be somebody that you're working with this morning on first or third or fourth. Actually, I think they are first, Jeff. So we'll have that for you. Coming up here in just moments, prizes to give away. Neo, I watched a Neo interview with Ricky Smiley yesterday.

Oh, my God. With all his wives? Come on now.

Oh, my God.

He just added one more. It's great.

Well, are their wives or girlfriends?

Yeah, you're right. It's just a polyamorous relationship. I don't think they're married.

He's got four of them. He's got four relationships going at once. And the kids all know, like his kids all know, and the kids know which girl to go to for different things too, which I thought was pretty interesting. Shout out to Ricky. I haven't seen him in a while. And Tate McRae tickets, Florida trip to give away. Megan, you're going to be escorting some listeners, not technically in the same vehicle.

Why are you so focused on me driving them?

Because, Megan, my goal in life is to just make you miserable.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're so good at it. My dad always says, stick to what you're good at, so stick with dad.

Thank you. And by the way, your dad has given me this as a responsibility in my life to be able to do this to you.

I'm sure he pays you to do this.

Megan's going to see the Wings take on the Columbus Blue Jackets in Columbus at the Horseshoe, which I saw yesterday. They were posting some pictures up on Detroit Red Wings of them re-figuring the field there, the field where the Wolverines have beaten them, what, the last, I go, what, three times, but two times there probably, right?

Well, my question is, underneath my Red Wings jersey, do I wear a U of M jersey?

Oh, my God.

To splash it.

I think you've got to be careful. First off, now, remember, you're not driving in Ohio anymore with Ohio Plays.

Oh, maybe I'll take one of my brother's cars.

Realize that. You got the, what are they called? By the way, what are the state troopers called in Ohio other than a-holes? By the way, I equal our state troopers in Michigan. The state troopers in Michigan, man, they're nasty. You know, they serve and protect, which I love, but they do not give you a break.

Never.

Crazy. So we're giving away tickets to that game, plus a chance to hang out with 21 pilots. We got tickets to see the weekend. We got a lot of stuff to give away. All right, Cav, good game last night, buddy. Great game last night, buddy.

Seven in a row. Seven in a row. The first time we've been able to say that since, I think, 2014. Since a decade, we haven't had a winning streak this long. Dang it.

I was going to wear my Piston shirt today, too, and I totally forgot.

You can wear it tomorrow. We got four games this week, so this is the first of many.

And we're playing good teams because the Clippers were last night, right?

Clippers were last night. They're a playoff team. Tomorrow, we play the Boston Celtics, who are the defending champions. Friday, we play Nikola Jokic and the Denver Nuggets. And then Saturday, we got Brooklyn.

Wow. So, I mean, listen, they've won seven in a row. Nobody's expecting them to win out, obviously. But this next run is going to be one of those ones where it will show us what they look like against some of the best of the West and the East, right?

Yeah, exactly. You know, they say you want to beat the best or be the best, you got to beat the best. So, we definitely have our opportunities this week.

I saw your post at the game last night. Where can I get that really cool bracelet that you are wearing? That's Pistons colors.

Yeah, no, there's this new designer.

Yeah.

Is this someone from the jackets? No, no, no, not from the jackets. It's a different guy. This guy, he's a newer artist. I want to say I'm on the cusp of something because I think he's going to be huge. He's a young man named Smith.

Oh, oh.

I know.

It was really nice of Kev. Smith made him a bracelet, and he was rocking it last night, and he sent us a picture, and Smith, it was like his design was on the red carpet at the Oscars.

That's awesome. He did a great job, man. We got to support our people.

That's cool. Good job, Smith, and awesome, Kevin, to make him feel great, too. Can I start off with Kevin here right now? If Kevin is a fan of you, get ready, because you got a scandal about to come, because anybody that this guy is a fan of turns out that they get some kind of a crazy scandal that happens and they get themselves into big trouble.

I don't know what it is, man. Like, lately, I mean, obviously, I have a love for Kanye West's music and I think he's a genius. Obviously, he does crazy things, but the music and the talent is undeniable, but here we are. Diddy, I mean, one of the greatest producers that we've ever had in hip-hop and R&B. Can't put him on. I had a girl over the other day, and I have a playlist that I named Kev's. And on my Kev's playlist, it's full of songs that I love. These aren't the songs that come on and I like. These are the songs I love. And all of a sudden, five R. Kelly records come on back to back to back to back. And she's like, is this R. Kelly? I'm like, yeah, this is R. Kelly. She was like, I didn't know you liked him like that. I'm like, yeah. Like, am I just supposed to stop playing people? And why is everybody that I enjoy playing?

Another one that you love. I'm all in Chris Brown.

I know. Actually, it's funny because now you're mentioning this, I think R. Kelly might be the tamest out of all these guys.

Man, that's wild.

Yeah. It's nutty to think with all the different scandals that have been out over the years. It almost makes whoever had the first scandals, like, people forget about, right? I forgot about R. Kelly.

Yeah, he was like the appetizer to this full-course meal of disrespect. Come on, man.

How do you not love this song? It's hard because I do love this song, but in my head when I hear it start, I go, ugh.

That and I hate that my money then goes to that estate. Like, I don't want to fund it.

But I love this. I love, I agree with, like, I love this song, but I feel like icky. Now, you know what? Like her having this song on a playlist.

I want Kevin to know this. Kevin, and listen, I always give you crap for different stuff, but I will tell you, if you have me on a golf course and I got one of those mini speakers inside my golf cart, I'm listening to this music and I don't care what people think because it's just randomly playing on my stuff. and for some reason this is part of like my past it's not like i'm you know contributing to him

having sex with minors you're funding it every stream gives him money i thought every stream

went to the victims for our kids maybe for him but like okay what about like yeezys are people still wearing yeezy shoes adidas still selling them i'm not talking well okay but we're not buying them right yes but are you still wearing them yeah well how about this can we talk on a

Can we talk on a crazier level? How about these people that hate Elon Musk so much now that they're trying to sell their Teslas because they hate him? They already gave him their money. What are they doing? They think that the guy didn't already make money?

Yeah, but I think they're trying to sell their Teslas. But I think it's a lot of I don't stand for the things that they have said or done, and I don't want to be associated with that, which I don't blame them.

Do you wear Nikes? Do you drive Ford products? Do you know that the creators of those things have done things in the past that a lot of people thought should have been canceled? Henry Ford had all kinds of stuff in the past.

Oh, no.

Henry Ford.

Oh, don't do that. I am still going to Greenfield Village.

Well, listen. And the other one was Nike. Nike shoes are made by little kids in sweatshops in China, for God's sakes. Or as Trump says, China.

I mean, we live in America. There are terrible things that happen on this soil. It's not mean we're going to move across the border.

So question, Megan. If this is the case, you're walking around with nothing on right now. And you're not able to listen to anything. Because I bet you, I will bet you, that Harry Styles is a dirty mother ever.

No, but it's funny that you say that. There's a reason why I don't have a Harry Styles tattoo. And it's because I'm afraid something might happen. So you're anticipating? And I'm with you. Like, I get it. I carry an iPhone. I understand how those are made. I understand how the lithium is mine. Like, I get that. Unfortunately, I do believe that you can't avoid it completely, right? Like, you just can't, especially when it comes to finances. And this is so terrible. And it's the thing nobody wants to say. But the exploitive practices of these companies make things affordable for a lot of people here in America. And that doesn't make it okay. But those are the facts of the situation. but if it can come to what I can support and and choose not to support like I'll be very honest I was in the top one percent of streamers for the Beatles and I learned about John Lennon and it's hard now to listen to Beatles music a lot of terrible things a lot of terrible things he's not a good person and like it is now hard for me to support that I don't want to but that's a choice i can make but i will say when i see somebody wearing yeezys specifically right now i go so you're okay with what he said like that's the first thing that pops in my head is you're okay

with that behavior if they're wearing yeezys i said those shoes are the ugliest things i've ever seen but they must be very comfortable i mean completely i are comfortable like but i will say other options no no the owner of crocs did you hear what that guy did stop it i don't know I don't listen to the Mojo in the Morning show anymore because Shannon does dirties on the 30s. So that is, to me, I can't listen to that anymore.

But, okay, I think we all love the Cosby show. That was hard when Bill Cosby went through that. It's now hard to watch that show.

See, I have to tell you something. If that show is on, I'm watching it. I don't know what it is. It's like a train wreck. I want to see what, you know, is it the word influences?

Well, you go back and you go, and when you're watching, you're like, ooh, that did not age well. That joke did not age well. Yeah.

Betty White beat Little Children.

Betty White did nothing. He was an angel.

I think that the interesting thing with the music part of this is that everybody from our past, like, look at, they're taking, you know.

the historians, off of buildings and things like that because they found out that at one point in their lives they owned slaves. Well, at that point in their life, didn't everybody then, wasn't that? No.

Didn't everybody? No, they did not. We had a big war about it.

No, I know there was a war about it, but wasn't there a point where it's like there's certain...

No.

But I'm saying Kanye West's thing is worse than... I'm saying.

No, they're both terrible. They're both terrible.

I think that's the point, though. Selective outrage is a real thing. We're not about to rename Washington, D.C. when he clearly has slaves and used their teeth for his own.

But this is where people get mad at me. I wouldn't be mad at that. I wouldn't be mad at that.

I'm just saying, we get outraged and we get vocal about certain things and we should be outraged and vocal about everything.

Hey, Marnie, what's going on? Let's grab a call on this one. What's going on, Marnie? It's Mojo in the morning. How are you?

I'm good. How are you?

Fantastic.

Going back to that Henry Ford comment, he was an anti-Semite, and a lot of Jews drive Ford today.

Well, listen, I'm telling you, I've read a lot of stuff in the past, and, you know, there's been always the talk about why Inkster is named Inkster. You know, there's always conversations about that, too.

Kobo, Kobo Hall, do your research.

Yeah, listen, but here's the thing. This is all going back to Kevin having a sex playlist with a girl where R. Kelly is on there.

Okay. What are your thoughts on that? I got to ask a question then. So because you knew she was upset about R. Kelly being on your playlist, did the thought cross your mind of I'm going to switch the song so that I can still get some?

Hell no. When you listen to Trapped in the Closet, you at least got to make all five. You can't just skip it before you get to five. That's blasphemy. You got to know who come out the closet and all of that.

I can't do Trapped in the Closet at all. Are you serious? That is too much of what happened.

No, that's not it.

He trapped her in the closet, for God's sake.

No, he was in the closet because her man was coming home.

Oh, I didn't know. See, I always say. You got to listen. I think there are certain songs that are love songs that I find. I go, Chelsea, this song reminds me of you. Turns out.

Oh, my God. No, no, no, no, no.

It's like a breakup song or something like that. By the way, my favorite is when people get mad at us when we start talking about this and they go, oh, you guys are getting political and stuff. I don't think we're getting political at anything. I think what we're doing is I think we're just having conversation that sometimes people will not necessarily have, right? I mean, we're just throwing it out there. And let's go back to the whole idea. Kevin, what Kanye song would be on your playlist when you're listening to it?

Oh, my God. Where do we start? I mean, which album do you want to go from? Give me Runaway. Give me, blame me. Give me, I wonder. This goes on.

What is it, college dropout?

College dropout. Give me some all falls down. Never let me down. Come on, Lydia.

What's going on, Keith? Hi.

Hey. One time I was flying to Nashville, and I was sitting next to the founder of Crocs. My little guy, he was like one at the time. So he gave me a few pairs of free shoes and a little pair for my son in the gift card. Because he owns a lot of, or he's part owner of a lot of the bars in Nashville. So he gave me a gift card to one of them as well.

So the Crocs owner actually is a good guy. We can all wear Crocs.

I just bought new Crocs yesterday. This makes me so happy.

Wait, there's more to this, I feel like. Well, what? Yeah, so I went to one of the bars, and I was talking to one of the bartenders, and he's like, look him up. And I did. He got a DUI one time in Colorado, and he said he was, like, married or dating Taylor Swift.

Oh, okay. I mean, I don't support the DUI, but compared to everything else we're talking about.

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Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

We'll get you caught up on what's trending in the Dirty on the 30. I'm excited about this. Shannon's got some sports stories.

I am not excited about this first story, though. And Mojo, you know how much of a nightly news junkie I am. More so, I used to be. It's so depressing right now. It's hard to watch. But NBC nightly news anchor Lester Holt is leaving. He made that announcement yesterday that he's going to be leaving the broadcast at the start of the summer. It wasn't really specific. But he's been there for more than a decade. Now, if you are a Lester fan, as I am, the good news is that he is not leaving the network. He will continue to host my favorite show, Dateline. So he's staying put for that.

Well, and the thing that we've learned, too, when you have Dateline NBC or what is it, 2020, the one that's on ABC, when you have that on your record.

you end up having reruns nonstop forever on all those cable channels because they run Dateline, it seems like, all the time on television these days.

Yeah, you can watch Dateline on demand. You can watch it any night that you want, really, and like some of the other NBC offshoot channels. It's so confusing now.

You know what I'm thinking, though? I think this Lester Holt thing is not him retiring or just walking away. I heard that the TV stations, like the networks are losing their asses and we're starting to see like a lot of the main anchor guys like Devin Skillian over at Channel 4 and a bunch of other people locally. I think that they're losing ad revenue and I think that they're asking these people to retire or take buyouts, which kind of makes me sad that that that's where kind of television has gone. But people don't really watch news that much on television.

Yeah. And NBC, by the way, has not said who they are going to replace Lester with just yet. The Philadelphia Eagles are planning to visit the White House to celebrate their Super Bowl victory if they're invited. And I say it like that they are going because I saw in a few different places that the team was planning on skipping the tradition. That's not true as far as I've heard. So if you saw the rumor that the Eagles front office gave a massive no when asked if they would accept a White House invitation if they won the championship, I'm hearing that that was not the case at all. That did not happen. before skip do you mean yeah well they said this year this year the eagles are planning to go

they uh they're also by the way uh today i think it is the nfl officially got noticed from some of the other teams that they want to make the tush push illegal yeah i saw that they of course they want to they say they say that the green bay packers are the team that's the biggest proponent or opponent of the tush push because they say that this happened to them a few times. You guys know what the tush push is, Shannon and Megan?

Workback sneak? No.

Yeah, it's basically where... Sounds fun. It's not that tush push, but they say that it should be illegal. And I don't know, Kev, where do you stand on tush push? I like it. I like it a lot.

Why don't the other teams do it? I don't know. They're not as successful. I mean, you saw what happened with Josh Allen and the Bills. They just didn't run it right. They call it something else, don't they?

The Buffalo Bomber or something? I don't know.

But I will say, going back to your initial story about teams choosing whether or not they want to go to the White House, depending upon who they support and who the president is, I think it should be a rule that the league in steals, and whatever league it is, that no matter who wins the championship, it's not up to y'all if y'all want to go. Y'all have to go. Like, that's a part of winning the championship.

I agree with you. I really, really do. I disagree. I don't think it should matter. It's respect for the office. I think it's respect. Yeah. Why is it even a thing? You know what I mean? The fact that we put sports so intertwined with politics just in general anyways to me is weird.

See, I think it's, to me, if I got invited to go to the White House by any president, I don't care who it would be, I'm going to the White House. I went to the White House. I got to go. Gary Peters, our senator, got me and my family a chance to go and do a tour of the White House, which was one of the coolest things. President Obama was not there when we did it. I think that he was visiting some other country or whatever. He was doing one of the foreign visits that they do. I disagree with you. I will tell you, it was one of the coolest things that we were able to do. Now, we were only allowed to go to certain areas, which was kind of boring, but that's

the coolest place ever. To me, it's a country thing, not a president thing. I don't know. In other Sports Dirty, two back-to-back Sports Dirty stories. What is wrong with me today? I don't know. For the first time in a decade, the Detroit Pistons have won seven straight games after the W that went down over the visiting Clippers last night. This is Cade Cunningham in a clip that really has gone viral in the past 48 hours, I would say.

Sending doubles past half court. What I said earlier, don't touch me. I'm sizzling.

Don't touch me, I'm sizzling. That was after the team's sixth win, but still, it applies.

Bruh, K coming off his off, we really got a winner. Sometimes you don't know if a number one pick is going to pan out. We've seen it happen before where you get the highest of heights like LeBron, and then I won't poo-poo on anybody. But there are some number ones that didn't even make it to their third season. But K, man, he's averaging like 30, 10, and 7 over his last seven. We really got a star. And not only on the court, he's a great guy in the community as well.

Kev, I was watching Inside the NBA with our hottie that we love so much.

That's your girl.

I love her. Malika Andrews. Malika Andrews.

Yeah.

And they were saying yesterday the best trade that didn't happen, they said that the Pistons were contemplating trading Durant to Los Angeles. Yep. L.A. needed a big man, and they reached out and inquired about getting Jalen Durant, and we said no. Oh.

That would have been so dumb.

I got a pedicure next to him last week. Did you really? Yeah, and you know what? He was, there was this man who was sitting across from him also getting a pedicure and would not leave him alone and stop asking questions. And I'm like, this guy, he was with maybe a, I don't know if he's married or a girlfriend or something. No, he was with, or maybe a friend. I don't even know, to be honest with you. They weren't being like lovey-dovey or whatever. But he, I was like, let the man enjoy his pedicure with his friend.

Poor guy. Yeah.

What did his feet look like? He was very, very, very nice. I was trying to not be a creep, so I did not look at his feet.

I bet you, though, it's funny.

He did not opt for color or buff.

To me, that's great, though, that he takes care of his feet because he needs those, man. That guy's got some hops. Moneymaker.

And lastly, another crazy airline story in the Dirty This Morning. A Delta Airlines flight bound for South Carolina was forced to return to Atlanta yesterday morning when smoke filled the entire cabin. And this is just two days after something very similar diverted another Delta flight to L.A. So this flight was in the air, 99 passengers and crew on board when the pilot had to really quickly turn the plane around, land back at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport. Everybody evacuated on emergency slides. There were no injuries from what I've heard, but the videos that passengers were posting, I mean, it was basically just dark, dark smoke that was filling the cabin and they all had to get out. The FAA said it is going to be investigating this. Let me take a stab. It was a Boeing. It was Boeing. For all of today's Dirty Ketchup on the podcast on the free iHeartRadio app or MojoInTheMorning.com.

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All right, Nick's got the big one today, 15. Let's go, Nick! How you doing, buddy? Let's go. Good morning, I'm great. So, Nick, today you win. You're in the Tournament of Champions. Then you take on Shannon. Nope. Can you come into it? That is so exciting. Will you be able to be in the studio? If you want to play? I'll figure out what's work. Yeah. Yeah. What do you do, by the way, Nick? I don't even remember. I'm a pediatric dental assistant.

All right. Oh, you are? Very nice. Shout out your office. Yeah.

I work for Dr. Goldnick.

Oh.

But at West Boomsfield. The best.

The best. The best. The best. Okay.

Very nice.

Yeah.

That's where we go. Your challenger this morning, the loud mouth from yesterday morning. We all remember her, right? Erica is back with us. Hi, Erica.

Hey, how you guys doing this morning? Good morning. What's up?

Let's put that mouth, the money where that mouth is. Are you ready today?

I'm ready. I'm ready.

No commentary on the questions. I'm just going to read them off for you. Yes. Say hi to Nick.

Hey, Nick. How are you?

I'm great. How are you?

I'm doing good.

All right. We're going to lock you up in a soundproof area, Nick. Let's see what happens here. Five pop culture trivia questions. Whoever gets the most right wins. tie always goes to the champion. Question number one, Erica, Kylie Jenner is paying for her hairdresser's funeral. He suddenly died over the weekend. How many kids does Kylie have? Two. Question number two, Alec Baldwin threatened a Donald Trump impersonator who was heckling him outside of his house yesterday. What's Alec's wife's name? Hilaria. Question number three, The New York Yankees will no longer play the song New York, New York by this famous Rat Pack member after their losses. The players were tired of hearing it. Who sings that iconic song?

Frank Satra.

Question number four. Starbucks announced it's removing some of its drink items from its menu next month. In what major U.S. city was the first Starbucks?

Seattle.

And question number five, an audio daily double. Shannon's got some audio for us here today. Justin Jeffrey, one of the guys from the boy band that sings this song, is celebrating a birthday today. Name the band.

I'm going to guess 98 Degrees.

I think Shannon just did this question because she loves this song.

I do love this song so much.

I don't even remember Justin Jeffery, Jeffrey, I don't even know his name.

That's right. I don't either. That's what I guess. I thought he was the guy from Toys R Us. All right. Let's bring the champ back from a soundproof area. This is going to be a good one here.

It is. Nick, you are up against five out of five.

It's perfect to score. I know. Come on.

Nick, you have a chance to win 15, but you're going to have to be perfect to do it. You ready? Yes. Question number one. Kylie Jenner is paying for her hairdresser's funeral. He suddenly died over the weekend. How many kids does Kylie have? Three seconds. Three. Two. Is he there? Two. Oh.

Yes, Louise, one to one.

Man. Question number two. Alec Baldwin threatened a Donald Trump impersonator who was heckling him outside his house yesterday. What is Alec's wife's name? Hilaria. Yes.

Two to two. I don't like that you're pausing.

Question number three. I'm so nervous. Oh, my God. You got to get these next three right. Question three. The New York Yankees will no longer play the song New York, New York by this famous Rat Pack member after their losses. The players were tired of hearing it. Who sings that iconic song?

Spring Sinatra? Yes. Three to three.

Question number four. Oh, my gosh. Starbucks announced it's removing some of its drink items from its menu next month. In what major U.S. city was the first Starbucks? Oh, gosh. Chicago? No. Seattle. We got a new champion in the 5 at 655.

Erica has upset Nick. I mean, Erica, I'm happy for you, but Nick, that sucks. Wow.

We haven't had this in the longest time. We have not had, on the 15th try, a loss. Nick goes down. Oh, my gosh. Love you, Nick. Eric Tittle. Eric. Oh, my boy. Wow. Eric is still at all. Nick, do you drink Tim Hortons? What is going on?

Bigby.

That's unreal. Oh, no. I cannot believe it. No, I wanted to come in so bad tomorrow. Nick, I'm sorry, but the doors will be locked. Erica's playing tomorrow. Wow. Let me play Erica tomorrow. I cannot believe, Erica, you have come from out of nowhere. A complaint caller from yesterday turns into our new champion in the 5 at 655. Give it up for Erica. We got some great prizes for you, Nick. We love you, Nick. We love you. You guys, too. Thank you. Huge thank you, by the way, to Checkers for being a sponsor of the 5 at 6.55. Go get yourself some Checkers. Hold on one second. It's Mojo in the Mornings, 5 at 6.55. WKQI Detroit. WSNX Muskegon Grand Rapids. WVPS Toledo. Three great stations. One stupid show. It's Mojo in the Morning. Lydia has a little note that she passed along to me, And the note is, if you text in, pick up your phone because she wants you to not frustrate her today. No, it's badass. We had such great calls, by the way. The last show was probably the best calls we've had in centuries. We want you on our show. And the only way we get you sometimes is with your text that you send to us. So if you call 844-MOJO-LIVE, you'll go on the radio. But if you text 95500 and you have something good to say, Lydia, what do you say?

Answer.

Answer. She gets very upset.

No, seriously. If you can't talk, that's fine. You can specify that. But sometimes it does waste my time when you just text in and text in. And then when I'm calling you and they let it ring to its entirety. I'm like, can you at least cut me off? Like send me a voicemail, bum me.

And what ends up happening is you'll get a number that will call you. And it's usually a 248 number. And it says iHeartMedia on there. So, all right. Mojo in the morning show. Phone number 844-MOJO-LIVE. Text 95500. Why are you lying about your age? Megan wants to know right now. What happened, Megan?

It makes me, the way you said that makes me think of that song. Look, why the?

You lying. Oh my God, quit. Lying. That's how I feel about this guy. I was talking to a guy, we were trying to set up a date, and I found out that he started lying to me about something that I find to be really weird just because it was so unimportant so he told me his age um but here's the thing I'm not going out with somebody until I stalk you online and I stalked him online and I found out he's actually five years older than the age that he told me

and I thought what a weird thing to lie about like first of all we're both well I'm in my 30s he said he was in his 30s he's not wait how old how old is he then he's in his 40s which to me like early 40s is not a big deal like we're not that far apart in age like at the end of the day we are eight years apart that's not insane um but like why why lie about what else are you lying

about like what a weird foot to start everything off on and if you guys ever go get drinks together you could just grab his id but what i'm saying is that something to very easily get busted

that's a lie that is so easily busted and it's not like i'm 21 and you're 30 and that might be a big deal like it's our age difference isn't a big deal i wonder if his lies have been going on

for a while or if they're recent because it is interesting the 40 thing where if your guy that's 40 years old maybe you think that a 30 something year old doesn't want to date you or or whatever younger that you want to make yourself 30 but i think actually nowadays it seems like the guys that are in their 40s or even older somehow are getting all these you know 20 and 30 year olds

but i'm telling my tinder profile set from ranges 23 i think to 45 oh really you're good well you'd go that old i'm with all the smoke okay but my thing is if you're meeting this guy online i didn't

meet him online oh i thought you said you did no it's just in person wow so he's okay so that's the other thing too you can't verbalize your lie like you guys if you do it you got to make it that it you check the wrong box or you put the number wrong number in there all right i don't i can i throw something out real quick meg can i throw out the uh what are you why are you lying about your age whether you're lying younger or older and who are you lying to 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 did you know that when i first got into radio i lied about my age for about four or five years because i got in when i was 18 and i was trying to do bar gigs so when i worked at b96 in uh chicago when i was working with george and george mcfly and all those guys that were back there we would do club gigs all the time at different bars and i told them that i was 21 so that i could get into the bars and work and then finally when i turned 21 everybody was like you're 21 which can we i don't even know what the law is can you work can you be under 21 i did i worked at a bar under 21 for the radio station yeah yeah so sometimes

it does. Do you remember when I dated somebody that was lying about his age? Oh my God, Shannon, that was a big one. It was like right when I first moved here and he, he told me, so I was 25, I think at this time. And he told me he was 32 and it, I believed this for a couple of months until his friends were calling me to help plan his 40th birthday party. And I was like, wait, What are you talking about? And that's how I found out that he had lied about his age.

But I feel like this is the one lie. This and, like, if you have kids or not, you're going to get caught. For sure.

But it changed your opinion of him, Shannon.

Well, because, like we just said, that makes me go, what else are you lying about? Right. And why?

Yeah. Which there are a few other things.

I mean, I probably wouldn't have dated him if I knew he was 40, but, you know.

See, that's why he lied. But there were also a lot of things that were lying. There were a lot of other things, yeah. There was a lot of lies there. 844-MOJO-LIVE 844-665-6548 Text 95500 I can't believe how many people lie making themselves older This is pretty wild Mojo, just like you I'm lying about my age for my work Can't they figure that out Unless you get paid under the table or something

I feel like he didn't verbally lie But I feel like Zach lied about his age I had no idea Zach was his age I feel like he's been lying to me this whole time

I don't think he's actually 30. I think Zach, because doesn't Zach play like he's, like, 19 or something? Yes. My first whole love just developed. Well, that is true. But it also could be that you just got done living at your sister's house, too. Like, that makes you, that comes across like it's like Zach, you know, living in a bunk bed at his sister's house. So, what's going on, Kay? Hey, it's Mojo in the morning. Megan found out that the guy that she's been hanging out with is lying about his age. What's up?

Hi, good morning. How are you?

We're good, Kay. What's going on?

Good. Well, I think it matters because, Megan, did you confirm with him his age after you found out it was a lie?

No, but you can't debate how I found out his age.

I don't want to get into it. It's, like, personal, but, like, it is factual he lied about his age.

So it wasn't, like, a Facebook? Because Facebook, oh, okay. They got an age requirement. Yeah.

No, unfortunately not that.

Do you think if he's lying about his age, he's lying about other things, Kay?

Well, it depends. Because if it, maybe he didn't want to, maybe he thought, like, oh, I'm 40, I'm too old for it, he's not going to be interested. So I don't know if it's, like, that big of a deal.

Yeah.

John, what did you want to say about this, John?

Oh, I was just saying because me and my wife were eight years apart, and I met her through Facebook and stuff. But if you start lying about one thing, then you're probably lying about other things. You know, you might have somebody on the side or, you know, you never know.

Do you have proof of this from your guys' lives?

I mean, I've met women before that, you know, they said they're sage, and then, you know, go on a date and then find out one time that they were married. And I was like, oh, okay. And then even worse, I was just when I was in Texas. And I was just like, oh, man. And then I found out I worked with the guy that was actually his wife, and I didn't even know the guy. Oh, wow.

I always find it interesting that people that lie about being married before because their lives started at such a young age. Like, you'll hear these people that, you know, that got married when they were, like, 19 and won't tell anybody that that's the case because they feel like people are going to judge

him on that. Hey, Rachel, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi, good morning. Morning. What's going on? So I had matched with this guy on Bumble and, you know, looking through his profile pictures, I'm like, oh, cute. He has a dog. And I asked him about it and he says, yeah, I have a dog. Well, a couple of dates later, it came time to, I was like, yeah, I'll come over to your place. i was like i'd love to see your dog oh well i don't actually have a dog and i'm like what you just told me you had a dog and it was in your profile picture so then of course there was a story for that and then um he also why did he lie about having a dog people be weird bro i don't know like his lies were just baffling to me it was just i'm like why would you lie about that

Maybe he's lying about a dog to make himself look like a softer, gentler guy. You know what I mean? Like a dog guy.

Possibly. I don't know. Because then the next lie I caught him in, he told me he had a degree. And then come to find out, he's like, well, I haven't graduated yet. And I'm like, then you don't have a degree. Right.

No, he's just a manifester. He's going to manifest the degree. He's going to manifest the dog. It's all coming. Just take it.

What's the worst lie? The degree or the dog? Which one do you think? The dog. Really?

Yeah, probably the dog, because the degree he was at least working towards, the dog was nowhere to be found. That's serial killer behavior.

That is kind of... Hey, Leah, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. How you doing?

Did you say Leah?

Yeah, that's you. Hi. Oh, hi.

How you doing? First time, long time. Hey, Leah's on the phone. Awesome. I love hearing you say that, guys. um so i actually had a guy lie about where he lived he made up a whole story saying that um i couldn't come over to his place he was in the middle of moving and he's like so weird even moving to this other apartment that same owners of the complex own it's just a different location i even got it where i'm right above the like showing apartment and because i like it super quiet i'm like that's really odd and how i actually like found out about the lie was when i finally went over there and we went out with some friends and the friends were like oh well you know how long have you known this guy have you checked out the skeletons in his closet and i'm like that's a really weird comment to make and i got home got to his house apartment and there There was a skeleton in the closet. Oh, no. Like literally? Like a real one? Yeah, like a legit skeleton, Halloween skeleton. Oh, okay. Why? Not a real one. Sorry, not like CSI thing. Like just Halloween decorations. But it was, we're way past Christmas at this time. So I was like, how did they know that he had a skeleton? Yeah. Christmas, we passed Halloween.

By the way, can I tell you something about the skeleton in the closet thing? Everybody should just put their skeletons in their closet. Just so they could say that phrase. Oh, my God. Jason, your lie could get you in jail. What happened?

Yeah, it certainly could. Well, first time, long time, guys. Hey, Jason. So back in my younger days, I did the dating.

apps and uh i was 27 at the time and i started talking to a girl who said she was 25 and uh ended up having the day off from work so we met up went home baked a little cookies uh the next day she friends me on facebook only to find out that she's 19. oh no thank god she was right there at

Oh, you're lucky, buddy. I almost had a heart attack. You're lucky. That would have not been a good situation.

But what happens in that situation if you are lied to and somebody is underage? I don't know.

Well, you have to prove it because they're going to probably lie and say that they told them how old they were.

You know what I mean? Yeah.

You're absolutely right. One last one on this one. Amanda lied about her age and now has to celebrate multiple birthdays. Is that right, Amanda?

Yes. Yes. Okay, well, I have to start that. Anyone that knows me knows my real age, but I will celebrate my big 30-30 until I can't pass as 30 anymore.

So you just lie and keep yourself 30 years old. I love it.

Yeah, if you still look like it, why not take that validation and just celebrate?

You know what? How many 30 birthdays have you had?

Five.

Oh, my God.

You were the mistress before being the girlfriend? Oh, that'll work. Another world-famous War of the Roses happens at 7.40 on Mojo in the Morning. You were the mistress before being the girlfriend? Oh, that'll work. Another world-famous War of the Roses happens at 7.40 on Mojo in the Morning.

You guys tell me if I did something wrong yesterday. It's Mojo in the Morning. So I went to Nordstrom's, and after the show I had to go and pick up a couple of things. I've been doing this thing now where I do the Nordstrom's order and then you pick it up. I kind of like it because you can do the curbside thing or you can go inside. I end up going inside and just picking it up at like their service counter. So I'm walking into the store and there are two people coming from the parking lot. It was kind of like this guy that looked kind of like Chaldean-ish. You know, he was like a dark complected, kind of an older dude, like maybe like I'm guessing like 40 something. and this much younger, very attractive, I don't know, they looked like they could have been Kardashians or something. I don't know. You know what I mean? Like they were good looking people. And I held the door open for them or kept the door there holding it open. And they walked up to the door and the guy grabbed the door but wouldn't let the girl go through the door with me holding it and he wouldn't go through the door with me holding it. And I was like, this is kind of weird. So I was like stood there for no reason at all. So I'm holding the door to hold it open for them, and he was like, no, and he kind of, like, grabbed it, and he goes, you go ahead. And I go, oh, no, I want to hold it. He goes, no, go ahead. The guy was, like, offended that I was going to hold the door open for him, and he was, I think he was more offended I was going to hold the door open for her. Yeah. And I don't know if he thought, like, when they were walking in, I was going to, like, check her ass out or something like that. But is it, can I throw this out there? And, Lydia, maybe you can help me with this thing. Actually, I don't think the guy was Chaldean. I think the guy might have been of Latin descent or something like that. I never know. I think everybody's Italian. When I first moved to Detroit years ago, I thought that every person that had a dark complected look was an Eastside Italian person or something. I don't know. You've been in Arizona too long. Well, in Arizona, we didn't have Chaldeans. Yeah. In Arizona, there was cultures that we didn't have out there when I lived there. But that has nothing to do with the story. I don't know why I digress. Kevin, you and I are going to have an air check session later. I just pulled the Kevin there on that one. I'm like over explaining my story on this whole deal. We'll sit down at the end of the show with Dennis Clark and do an air check on this. um is it like uh i don't know is it bad to hold the door open for people like why and has anybody ever had this happen to them where they held the door open and a person wouldn't even go through

the door sometimes those situations are just like a big massive confusion though and i wonder if like playing devil's advocate a little bit if he just felt bad that you had he had seen that you had been holding the door for a minute so he was like no no i gotta go ahead but you really think it was like tailored to the fact that this his girlfriend or wife or whatever was walking through

shannon he like it almost kind of looked like he was angry or in wait yeah like it looked like i was i i got myself involved in like a domestic or something yeah this is a guy this is a guy thing for sure i think it's territorial and i hate to say that but it's almost like

Like, this is my woman.

Yeah.

I have to hold the door open for her because either if you do it, I don't look like the man that I'm quote unquote supposed to be.

Yeah.

Or it makes me feel less of a man to have another man hold the door open for my girl. I've had this exact same situation where you can just tell on his face. And I don't want to say I'm assuming a position that someone is taking and maybe they aren't because I like when you played the devil's advocate, even though you don't need no advocate. I like that perspective, but it's territorial for sure.

I felt like I was in bed with these guys or something like I got caught like I felt like it was like you know one of those situations where you're you know you hear these people all the time I caught my man in bed like I felt like this guy was gonna beat my ass or something it was weird it was just a weird situation and I hate can I say this too I hate when you hold the door open for a person and they know you're holding the door open specifically for them and they won't go through your door

They'll go through another door. Another door. Oh, that pisses me off.

What's up, Amy? Hi. Hi. I don't think it was you. What do you think it was? Her bodyguard. Oh, come on. What did she need a bodyguard for?

Maybe. You said she looked like a Kardashian.

Well, no. What I meant is she was like a beautiful, you know, had long flowing hair. They were dressed really nice. I mean, they both were. This guy had more gold on his freaking arm. arm. He was also a bracelet guy. What's up with bracelet guys?

I love it. You do? I do. A guy who wears jewelry is so

hot. Is there a limit to how many bracelets to be a bracelet guy?

One. You should only have one.

A bracelet and a watch is okay.

I don't like the guys that wear like 20 bracelets on one arm where it's going all the way up. I feel like you can't trust them. What's up, Christina? Hi.

Hi. I was holding the door open for an older man with a walker and he went through the door and said

i'm not saying thank you wait why i i don't know that's so rude

that's nuts you should have kicked his walker out from it it does drive me crazy though when

somebody is right in front of you and doesn't hold the door and i i get very passive aggressive and will say thank you yeah by the way it's so rude that they don't hold the door though the other

thing too is i don't know how many people do i have to hold the door for i've talked about this before on the air where i've held the door just zach am i tiring you hair are you a little tired over there you can give me another yawn or sorry i didn't have that was an audible yawn um i i hate i hate when i don't know exactly how many to hold the door for like where there's like five or six people that keep walking through and I'm at a point going I'd like to go in. Olivia, what's up? Hi.

Hey, you know, I'm Hispanic, right? Yes. So if that man was, my people that was definitely like, ah, you can't even look at my girl thing. Like, Hispanic men look at the man's property. That's why I was A, I would never date one because I'm nobody's property. But it's a culture thing. Really? And I don't know if it's like, it is. It just is. I don't know. I don't, I'll never understand that, that maybe that's why I left in 1998. But

That's interesting.

If you even look at it, they think all the men want their woman.

Yeah.

They think all the Latino women want them. It's very interesting. It's so funny. It's definitely that.

You know, my dad's Cuban. I know that I don't sound it or even look it, but my dad was never really like that. My dad, you know, he was just a respectful guy. But I can kind of see that. I think it is a cultural thing, though. I definitely, that's what I kind of felt was that it was one of those things where you shouldn't be, you know, touching my door.

100%. Keldean men for sure. That's not everybody, okay? That's just like, you know, the stereotype.

Hey, Leah, what would your old man do if another man held the door open for your mom?

My dad will totally let that fly.

He's okay with it?

He's like, please, go ahead. Take her. Take her home with you. George. He's like, I'm busy.

Take her home with you. Is your dad romantic, like, with your mom?

Not even a little bit.

Really?

No.

I don't see that.

And if I ever find out that they have sex, I'll be sick. Oh, my God. Come on.

They're in the bed right now. They can't wait until you leave in the morning to come here.

Do you want me to go home sick?

Do you think that when you leave, because what time? You leave at, like, 4 or 15 or something like that for work? Yep. Do you think that your mom and dad just, like, go crazy?

Oh, my God. Ew. Let's call Zyan and ask her.

Yeah. Can we call?

She'll say that they haven't had sex in, like, 10 years. I guarantee it if I call her.

really oh yeah let's ask her hold on really there's no way that they haven't

had sex in ten years that's disgusting do we have to keep talking about it I'll

call her there's no there's no way that your dad is not like having some fun

I also think, Mojo, you should call her because I think she's going to say, oh, my mom's not picking up. How weird. Yeah, let me call.

Here, put her up there, and then I'll do all the talking. Habibi. She's singing this to him. Habibi. She's on. All right. Hold on a second here. Cyan, how are you? Good. How are you, Mojo?

Good morning. Morning.

Hey, quick question. We're going to play a contest that we like to do on our show called Donut or Dunnet. Donut or done it is Have you had What have you had last A donut or had sex with George What's the last That you've done

A donut

A donut Is this asking Is this asking too much What kind of a donut was it

What kind of donut was it It was a chocolate

It was a chocolate donut. And when is the last time that you had the George donut?

Oh, my God. Can I plead the fifth on that?

Come on. Poon-ski. We're going to set you up at Bellamere Sweets. Kevin and I are convinced that you and that lovely, good-looking Chaldean man of yours, that you guys are rolling around in those silky pajamas when Lydia walks out the door in the morning to come to work?

The second she left for Chicago. Oh! Oh, yeah! Let's get it! Let's get it!

Oh, God.

You want to know the next time? No. No, we're straight. We're good.

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Oh, yes. Save that one for Lydia. Oh, my God. All right, when we come back here next on the Mojo in the Morning show, they work in the same factory together, and now she thinks that he's cheating with the new girl. We bust a cheater with War of the Roses in moments. Shannon, what do you got coming up in the Dirty next?

It is the clip that everybody's talking about this morning. Alec Baldwin losing his cool on a Donald Trump impersonator. I'll play that for you coming up in the Dirty.

Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. What was funny? Damn, that was very loud.

My eye just blew me away. Jesus Christ.

That's what that Jessica Simpson song sounded like in my headphones yesterday. Stop.

I feel like we need to recreate the leave just because it's alive.

Did you have the VU, the pod all the way up like at the very, very top or what was it? Actually, no. It was pretty normal. It's crazy. The headphones just went crazy. By the way, Zach told me that during that last commercial break, did somebody, if you listen to us on Channel 955.

I'm pulling it now.

Will you tell us if you heard dead air was there dead air during some of the spots? If you were listening on the actual terrestrial radio, like on the old school radio in your car and not on your app, because for some reason, Zach said that it sounded like one of our commercials or two of the commercials had no audio playing. So I never know with this place. I'm pulling the report. And the thing that I'm learning, too, and I've learned this coming and working down in Tampa, that all the engineering departments are crazy. like it used to be we had good engineering and stuff and now it's like at a point where we it's like a a mismatch of stuff so listen all right what's i'll die for mark mcavich mark's the best it's not him it's i think it's way above him where stuff just all of a sudden changes randomly all right what's going on uh shannon what's happening this hour's dirty on

the 30 so alec baldwin lost his cool in new york city yesterday while a comedian him uh comedian and excuse me, heckled him over a whole bunch of things, but one of them being the fatal 2021 Rust Onset shooting. Jason Scoop is this Trump impersonator's name, and he was just absolutely taunting Alec outside of his home, mocking all of his legal troubles, demanding he kiss the ring for a fake pardon. And Alec was, like, cool and calm and collected for a minute. he stayed quiet and then he just snapped. Confronting the man who took me out, who killed

me and that's okay. Sure. No, you realize. No, no, look at me. Yeah, sure, sure. You got a camera on me? The ring? No, it's the ring. We love the children. We're doing great deals for the children. Okay. Okay. All right, Alec Baldwin. Alec Baldwin, ladies and gentlemen, Ladies and gentlemen, class act. Believe me.

The guy's, the visual of it, the guy has the goofiest wig on and like a trumpet. I wish he would have played.

more of the audio because some of the audio was kind of more in your face on Alec, talking to him about the Russ thing. I get why Alec did that. And I'm not an Alec Baldwin fan. Actually, I think Alec Baldwin's a dick. And he probably did get away with murdering that woman. Like the Trump impersonator said, oh, come on, he shot the gun that killed the poor lady. I mean, he didn't know it was

going to be bloody, right?

Alright, well, needless to say, if that guy's standing out in front of my building and he's heckling me... And my kids are

inside i agree with i yeah i do think there it comes to a point where i i just can i tell you

i was texting with eric last night who's our donald trump impersonator and i said to eric who's by the way the least confrontational guy ever i said could you see yourself doing this

eric goes i'd crap myself there's no way people are calling out megan markle again sorry i just to take a light in the studio and just like throw it against the wall because it kept falling over and making so much noise so if you're wondering why i'm laughing that's that the silent aggression oh my god people are calling out megan markle again this time for copying pam anderson's food network canada cooking series for her new show on netflix so over the weekend netflix fans this is when it started i mean they were going hard on megan starting with the similar titles of this show so pam's show is pamela's cooking with love megan's show on netflix is with love megan pretty similar aside from the titles fans also noted the trailers almost identical concepts and language and overall aesthetics the teaser for pam's was released in october nearly three months before megan dropped her first teaser for netflix netflix excuse me so people were like okay megan had time to like look at this and get some ideas in both trailers both women invite friends and fellow cooks into their homes as they try new recipes and master the art of hosting it's like similar rustic kitchens they're walking through gardens collecting ingredients they're high-fiving the chefs and even like the reactions to tasting various food items were very similar Megan's show debuts on March. Fourth, Pam's debuted yesterday. The documentary, there's a new documentary called Matthew Perry, A Hollywood Tragedy. And it details the Friends star's 2023 ketamine overdose and the criminal investigation that followed. You guys revealed in this thing, Matthew received 27 shots of ketamine in his final three days. Three days, 27 shots of ketamine. Those shots came from two physicians, an alleged drug dealer, and his live-in personal assistant. And so this documentary, I mean, really the main point of it is to emphasize the need for accountability in cases where reckless activity, like drug dealing, leads to somebody tragically dying. But yeah, we did not know how much he was getting in 72 hours, 27 shots of ketamine. And this just happened to me, so I'm passing it along as a warning to you. I know a lot of people are getting these text messages basically saying you have an unpaid road toll bill. Yeah, I got one yesterday. Okay, so I got one on Sunday. Absolutely ignore it. Okay? Authorities are warning that these texts that are being blasted out to everybody across the country are fake.

They're pretending to come directly from, like, the Michigan or Ohio toll collection service in the hopes of duping you and hoping that you'll click that link and pay them some money. We don't have tolls in Michigan. Yeah, well, don't, please, please don't even click the link because once you click the link, it's basically phishing and they've got all of your information.

My favorite is I'm getting hired by a company. I don't know. Did you ever get those ones?

No.

Yes, it's like, this is Sandy, and I got your resume, and I'm going to hire you today. And I'm like, Sandy, I literally just thought, when is Sandy going to contact me?

Yeah, don't click the link. For all of today's Dirty Catch-Up on the podcast, on the free iHeartRadio app or mojointhemorning.com.

Celebrity Dirt, directly from the source, is Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. Catching cheaters, and proud of it. Ow, I'm sorry! It's your home for War of the Roses on Mojo in the Morning.

Tiana, who is it that you think is cheating on you?

My boyfriend.

And why do you think that he's not being faithful?

Well, just for starters, we've been together for like three years, and, you know, things have been going well. We started working as a faculty together.

Did you guys meet at work?

No, we knew each other before we started working at, so we kind of got the job.

time okay why is it now that you're thinking that he's cheating um it started like a few months ago maybe like two months ago now um there was a new girl that started working now and um pretty girl attractive girl but i just noticed he's always going to help her and if she needed to do anything And he's doing this all right in front of you. So he either feels like he's doing nothing wrong or he's very, very bold with us.

Yeah, right.

Exactly. Or he's a different care. Yeah.

So is the place that you work at a place where there have been other people that have started the job that maybe aren't this girl, and he's never done this before with anybody else?

A hundred percent. I mean, I don't want to say the name of the company, but it is ****. So people come and go, and I don't know, like, this seems like a first. And like I said, we've been together for years, but this just started happening like a couple months ago. And it's not just, like, he's just flirting with her. Like, she's, like, flirting, too.

Does she know that you guys are boyfriend and girlfriend?

Yeah, everybody knows. Of course. I mean, we live together, so.

And so even with her knowing that this is your man, she's flirty with him.

Very. I mean, just last week, I saw them, like, go to the storage room to grab things or whatever. Like, I'm putting that in quotes. And I was, like, listening. I know it's kind of crazy, but, like, I was listening through the door. And I don't know. Like, I didn't hear anything crazy. It just seemed like they were laughing.

But I don't know if that's, like, appropriate, you know? They wait. So. They went into a storage room together and shut the door? Yeah. And shut the door.

Sounds factory.

This is my kind of job. Okay, ask him about it. Are they hiring, by the way?

Wait a second. You said you asked him about it. What did he say? He said it was nothing, but he just kind of blew it off.

You said y'all live together. Are you at home right now? Is he at home with you?

No, I'm at work. I'm actually in the bathroom.

Oh, my God. I was wondering. It sounded like a little echoey, and I'm thinking to myself, I wonder.

Yeah, I'm trying to, like, not, yeah. I mean, you guys are only doing the day, so this is my only opportunity.

All right, we're going to call him up. Will he pick up his phone at work?

Yeah, he'll have to answer, especially if he doesn't know the call.

Okay, we're going to call him up, and we're going to see where he's going to send a dozen free roses. You're going to have to mute your phone just because I don't want it coming back to him. I don't want it echoing back, okay?

Okay, okay.

You got an iPhone?

I do. I'm going to mute myself.

All right, hit the mute button right now. It's War of the Roses. We want to see those flowers go to Tiana.

Hello?

Hi, I'm looking for Andre.

Yes?

Hi, Andre. My name is Nicole. I'm calling from a floral company called rosesbloom.com. Do you have 30 seconds to answer some survey questions in exchange for a dozen long-stemmed red roses? Two questions, 30 seconds, totally free of charge to you.

Wait, what is this again?

My name's Nicole. I'm calling from rosesbloom.com. We're a flower company. Okay. Doing a promotion for some free flowers.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay, yeah. Yeah, go ahead.

Andre, have you purchased flowers in the last six months?

I have not.

okay do you plan on purchasing flowers in the next six months I mean I can I don't know I can okay as I thank you for participating in that roses bloom comm survey I'm now authorized to provide you with a dozen long-stemmed red roses so do you have a first and a last name of somebody you'd like to send some

flowers to today. Oh, wow, I would probably send it Marissa. Okay, I'm gonna send that to, yeah.

What is Marissa's last name? Sorry, say that again? What is Marissa's last name?

Okay, and what's her telephone number? Do you know her telephone number?

You know what? Let me check. Yeah, let me check the number now. Yes.

five six mm-hmm okay four three okay and what's her relationship to you this coworker okay um so it is a dozen long stemmed red roses I just want to make sure that's okay or we could switch the arrangement if you'd like as well yeah yeah okay and Andre we do something unique at roses bloom calm instead of sending a card with the flowers I'm gonna record a voice memo here with you so when they get delivered today Marissa is gonna get a text message alerting her that she has a delivery and then she'll be able to play this message that we're gonna record so when I count you down you can just talk and basically say something similar to what you would write in a card for the flowers okay okay Okay, here we go. Three, two, one.

Work hard, play harder.

Okay. And I also have to let you know, Andre, that this call is being recorded for quality and training purposes. Are you okay with that?

Yeah, I'm good with that. Yeah, she knows what it means.

Okay.

Andre, I'm going to jump on real quick and wrap this call up and then we'll send those flowers off Is it okay if you just got one more second? I just wanted to tell you one last thing Andre, while you've been sending flowers your girlfriend Tiana has been listening in and just heard you send flowers to another woman

Hello? Can you guys hear me?

Tiana Wait, wait, wait

Dre, are you serious? Are you really serious? Hold on, hold on Hold on, hold on

Andre, this is the Mojo in the Morning Show

Don't come to my car

Andre, this is the Mojo in the Morning Show Tiana is on the phone with us right now And wanted to see where you would send a dozen free roses to

Yeah, you're a liar That's what it is Hold on No, no, no, hold on No, no, no, because this, it's a coworker. Wait, this, first of all, this is ****. Second, it's a coworker as you ****, coworker. It's all good. I'm just glad. This is better than me finding something else. You might as well figure it out. At least it's coming up, too. I don't, I'm good. I'm over this. I'm done. It's a waste of three years. No, no, no, hold on, because you're overthinking this whole thing. This is not. I'm not overthinking anything. You're just going to grow the job of roses.

Andre, is there something going on between you and one of your coworkers?

no this is no i don't know how this is insane to go through all that to do that hold on hold on where where are you at right now tiana don't worry about where i'm at i don't want to see you don't and please don't come over to my side i don't want to see you i i where are you right where are you right now don't don't come to my car have marissa drop you off to pick up this stuff and that's it i don't i don't want to see you how much how much longer do you have to work today tiana um what can i do i have like three more hours on my shift oh jesus you got to be there for three more hours yeah but i might have to leave only three years of my life just tell me where you are for a random chick at the job hold on one second uh andre and tiana i

want you guys to talk we're going to give you an opportunity to talk just to each other with us not listening in on the phone. Okay. Hold on one second. Tiana, stay on the phone. Busted again.

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I've always heard of drama at the plant. I think we did it as a topic once where it was like, what's the drama going on in your plant? I think we know the drama that's going on right now in this factory, this plant here. It's Mojo in the Morning, 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is our telephone number. are there like uh i don't know um plant like uh i don't want to call them hookers or whatever but like are there are there are there the girls though in in like the factories uh let's call kenyatta and ask her although we'll have the voices guys are so that people don't

know it's her but as we just say we're gonna call kenyatta are there the girls are there

the girls that work like in the factories that uh get around yeah they get around they flirt with the guys and stuff like that. I don't know what you'd call them. Like, you know, when we talked about the truckers, Megan always calls those the lot lizards. What would they be called in a factory if they were working? 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Comments on this. Miranda, what's up? It's the War of the Roses. Tiana's got herself some issues here. What's going on? Hi, Miranda.

Oh, hey, good morning. First time, long time. Hey, everybody.

Miranda's on the phone.

Nice to have you call. Thank you.

I will just say that was the most suspicious thing. This guy has more than one woman. Like, he has multiple. Just when we asked about it, he was like, oh, oh, okay, yeah, yeah. Let me think for a second. Like, he has multiple women lined up. So she dodged a huge bullet.

Yeah, I wonder about this. although she did say that this one particular girl was the only girl that he's ever been this flirty with.

Can I tell you what I was thinking? Oh, he definitely has multiple women, 100%.

What's that mean?

I was thinking that it was so new,

he couldn't remember her name off the top of his head.

You're right. Yeah.

But also, how bold is he to be doing all of these things right when Tiana's, like, there?

Yeah, in the same place. Maybe some distance, though, because she said, don't come over to my size.

No, I know, but she still saw and heard things. Like, he really just doesn't care or is dumb.

What's up, Sarah? Hi, it's Mojo on the Morning War of the Roses.

Hi, I have three comments. I want to know why he even has her number in his phone if they're just coworkers. And what does work hard, play harder mean? That was stupid. That was sketchy. she knows what that means weird yeah uh we now know what to call them jesse what do we call them

i always heard them referred to as factory rats oh okay so the girls that get around are the factory

rats factory rats yeah do you know this because of you worked in a factory or you've known people

that have worked i've never worked in the factory but like friends of mine have and And, yeah, they're called factory rats.

All right.

So this is not an uncommon thing. Like, this happens all over the place.

Well, I think at any work, right? Don't you think workplaces always have?

I'm just saying that in the factory, like, that one kind of blows my mind a little bit because I didn't realize that there is even enough free time for you to go off and do this. Like, I thought that the time, you know, from everybody I've known is very scheduled.

But now that we're down in Eastern Market, Shannon, that across the street business that we have with the corned beef place

and stuff. Yeah, yeah. I mean, we see those guys

walking in and out of work. Yeah, you're right. And honestly, I'll say this to you. There's some good-looking ladies that are walking into that place

when I'm walking out. There's some good-looking dudes. I love a lady with a... Bloody apron. Blood on her apron. They do. I like that. If we're going with the lizard thing, like lot lizard, let's just call them line

lizards. Line lizard's a good one, Kev. By the way, I just wanted to let you know that not all of them have bloody aprons. I just want you to know that. What's going on? How you doing, Shelly.

Good morning. How are you guys? Good morning.

We're good. Shelly, you know about this, don't you? You had a guy that worked in a factory that was a cheater?

So I work in a factory as well, and I see it myself. Like with people, I'm not one of those people, but I was married to my ex-husband for 24 years. He's been at the same plant for 31 years now, and I was going to try to get it into where he's working. And he was like, oh, no, you don't want to do that. There's so much scum there. I wouldn't want you to do that, you know, work in a place like that, because he would tell me stories while I'd come to find out. He was one of those, you know, line lizards that you're talking about. And he cheated on me with three different women there. And when I caught him, he tried to be thinking. Where and when was he doing this?

this so one of them which is crazy so you say there's not time here one of the ladies was um a janitor there and he cheated on me in the bathroom that worked on the clock um you find time you you find time they have breaks you know what i mean like but yeah you know she just blocked

the bathroom off oh not with the little yellow sign privacy the yellow yeah

talking about his wedding here don't say what you do but what is it auto

not the same factory but yep definitely definitely so i learned the hard way and and it boils my blood. She's making something right now. She's called me just a friend. I am.

This is the hard work in making all the wheels for us. We appreciate you guys.

That's right. I'm building Ford Tough.

I love it. Build Ford Tough. Jacob, by the way, has a different name. What do we call them, Jacob? Plant Pounders.

What did he say? Plant Pounders. Plant Pounders. Plant Pounders. I like it. Any specific plants?

Thank you. Jacob's on the phone. Any plants have the best pounders? What's going on, Kylie? Hi. Hi. How are you?

First time, long time. Hey, Kylie's on it.

What's going on?

So my dad had a work wife for about 11 years while married to my mom with three children.

Oh, damn. How y'all find out about her?

He actually just left one night in a snowstorm and moved in with her and just left us. Oh, man. Wow.

I'm sorry. That sucks. And what was...

I've had time to heal. I just think it's a crazy story now.

Yeah.

What was he making? What was he doing?

A car part.

Jeez, man. Well, you know what? But that's the thing that we don't understand is that when we're, you know, hearing stories like this and getting it, there's obviously effects of this. And it's the effects of somebody like yourself being a child of one of those. After the War of the Roses, we did let Tiana and Andre talk for a little bit. And then we got Tiana. Tiana, are you guys going to have a follow-up?

Probably afterwards, but he promised he wouldn't follow me the rest of the day. Do you see this girl, this Marissa girl? Yeah. I mean, I'm in a different department, technically, so I don't really go over in the area often just to see him, you know? Like, we'll have lunch together and stuff, so. Okay. But now, like, I feel, like, stupid. People, probably other people know, and I'm bragging about our relationship. Not bragging, but, you know, like, they know we're together, and he's doing this at the job. It's embarrassing.

Do you think something more is going on, though? Or do you think he's trying to get something more to go on?

I just don't understand the point of sending someone roses if you don't like them.

We got to try to see if we can get her to give us her explanation of this. Hang on.

I'm going to go say something to her. No, no.

Don't lose your job over this.

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All right, it is the Mojo in the Morning show. So, God, man, it breaks my heart when I hear all those stories. War of the Roses, by the way, podcast available. Go listen to it on our Mojo in the Morning show podcast. Just search us and then make us a preset on your iHeartRadio app. Do you know that you can preset Mojo in the Morning's radio stations that we're on? So if you're listening in Grand Rapids, 104.5 SNX, in Detroit, Channel 955, in Toledo, 92.5 kiss fm and then also preset mojo in the morning for our podcast also the after show podcast more mojo podcast which gives you an opportunity to hear the after show podcast that we do and then also we don't mojo we don't podcast is on there so have us as your presets yesterday i ran into a uh a listener of ours they're a listener

of ours who moved to Florida and they showed me their phone and I took off every preset that they had except for ours. There you go. Doing the Lord's work. Let's do this as a thing now. Whenever we run into listeners, ask them if we can, you know, because people will ask us sometimes to take a picture or two. Sometimes I'll even FaceTime with listeners and I love doing that. So I've actually said, hey, can I see your iHeartRadio app? And now I'm setting presets because I know we promote the hell out of this damn thing and we got promos running with you know that cool voice person saying things i don't think people understand what the hell we're talking about so you know on your car the old-fashioned radio has a preset on there which some people don't even preset on their cars on the the iHeart app you can go on there and you can lock in and preset all the mojo in the morning stuff so that when you go to the iHeart app it's as simple as just clicking on what you'd like so if you're listening much easier yeah if you're listening like i found this uh shannon that one of my favorite things because of i do get a chance to listen to a lot of our shows but i i get to work with other shows in the company yeah i'll preset their podcasts up here too and it makes it so much easier when i'm wanting to like go through and hear things and

then i have other podcasts on i was gonna say like i have the dateline podcast on here you can You can put anything up there.

Yeah, I have, if you look at my podcast on here.

Ask what Jerry's does.

I have the Yellowstone podcast, the Bobby Bones podcast. I have all of our podcasts up there. Plus, I also have the Joe Show, my son's show, Elvis Duran in the morning show. So, my morning show, our good friends, Intern John and all those guys. So, I got some good podcasts on there.

It's so true on there. Caleb Herons.

You know what? Let me look. Hold on. By the way, this is one of those ones where people are driving in their cars and they're trying to figure this thing out.

This is the easiest app to navigate right now. It's my favorite. They really made a lot of changes. It's nice. I'm going to see him in two weeks.

He's going to be at the Fox, I think. Oh, really? Yeah.

Really?

Yeah. Doing his podcast live.

You know what's funny is that I think that I saw it. I got an Instagram ad for that.

He's amazing. Like, it's that and Last Culturista is so true with Caleb Heron. I think he's going to be the next big, like, massive comedian.

Yeah. All right. Enough of that. That was a good little plug for iHeart. Give them that. Do they pay for that? Hopefully we get some listeners off of it. All right. It's Mojo in the Morning Show. Shannon had something funny happen with her husband, Wes. He ended up using your razor.

Okay. Do you have designated, I'm asking this question of everybody listening and everybody in the studio. Do you have designated razors for designated things? Yes. Okay.

For the sake of the radio, I do, but no, I use mine.

Okay, so you just use the same razor for everything. That's fine. No judgment.

I cut my face and my privates with the same. Okay. That's so gross.

No judgment, and I say that because I had laser hair removal years and years ago. So I really don't shave my armpits, my legs, you know. The only, I do have a razor, but I only use it for time to time cleaning up my Christmas and surrounding areas. Okay, because I had that lasered as well, but if, you know, I'm not going to get very specific there, but sometimes it still needs a little, you know, what's over. Got to trim the garden. Sure. Yes. Okay. Well, it is known fact in the bathroom that Wes and I use that that razor is the vagina razor, the Christmas razor. Okay. Well, the other day he left his gym bag, which had his toiletry bag in it on the floor of our bedroom. And our dog Bo, he is just in that stage where he finds something and he wants to chew it. So, unfortunately, Bo got a hold of Wes's razor and chewed the heck out of it. And Wes had to throw it away. So he was without a razor, wanted to shave his face. He had a meeting or something to go to. I think his eyes landed on the vagina razor. And he still went ahead and used it to shave his face. And he said, one, he was desperate. And two, he did not care.

Oh, God. The thoughts I'm thinking. It was a kind of a turn on for him to.

I didn't. I didn't go that far. I was like, you use a vagina razor to shave your face. And he was like, yep, sure did.

Do you. OK, this is interesting. So he actually was fine with it. So it wasn't like one of those things where he was disgusted or.

No, because it's known what that I don't shave anywhere except for there. So he knew what he was doing. But desperate, desperate times call for desperate measures, I guess.

He enjoys your vagina.

Exactly. It's been on his face before. Okay, you say that. You can't say that.

No. I didn't say it. I have to be quite honest with you. Now that I think about it, it is disgusting that I only have one razor for both spots. Very disgusting. But it is my own. And if I'm going to have any privates by my face, it should be mine.

No, that's not right, bro. Ball sweat on your face is not the way to go.

Shannon, do you find it weird that with your razor?

I mean, yeah.

Yeah? Kind of. I mean, yeah.

Like certain places, yeah. Did it make you feel good, though, knowing that Wes did that? No.

No?

No. I mean, that's, I don't, I get really weird about that. Like, I don't, do you use the same towel for your body that you use for your face?

No. Oh, yeah.

What?

You're drying your booty off. How are you going to wipe your nose?

Like, don't you get up in there and inside your crack and dry? No. You let that be wet?

Well, first off, I dry from the top to the bottom. And then I, you know, do the done thing. I'm done with the towel. It's a one and done for me.

I will say that, yeah. If you start at the top and work your way down, that's the only safe way to go.

Yeah.

But then it's a one and done towel.

Because you understand your soap is the same thing.

And I reuse my towels.

If you have a bar soap. I have a bar of soap.

You stick the bar of soap up there?

Yes, but what I do is I clean, and then I quickly kind of like put it through my hands so I can get the outskirts of it off.

The outskirts.

And then I leave it sit on the little hanging thing that's there that dries it off, and then the next day it's just dry fecal matter on there. I don't think it's that bad. You got to get two razors, bro. Cassidy. No, because they're expensive. I have the lawnmower.

Wait, what? That's not correct. It's called the lawnmower. It's called the lawnmower.

The manscaper.

And then just get a straight razor for your face.

Cassidy, what's up?

Hi. So I was just going to say, I have, like, multiple razors that we kind of open, and they're, you know, whatever. But me and my boyfriend, we'll use them both, like, for whatever. We never really keep track of which is which.

Oh, so you guys.

You were shaving all the bits and all the parts and all the things.

I don't think that's a bad thing. Like, it's not like it's a toothbrush or anything like that, you know?

Right, yeah. He'll be like, oh, hand it to me and he'll use it for his face. And I may have literally just used it for a different area.

I will tell you this, that sharing the same razor is something very scary because the person that gets the dull razor is the one that's getting the dull shave. And you don't want a dull shave near your privates, nor near your face. What's up, Susan?

Hi, how are you? Good morning. What's going on? Good morning. So I just have a little question here. What about men who eat women's pears? Oh, what about that? Well, okay, so you're talking about a razor being disgusting, but then you're actually putting that in your mouth.

Oh, yeah, I see nothing wrong with it. I think shaving the underarms is worse than shaving the other parts.

Yeah, I don't see anything wrong with using the razor, I guess. I don't know.

It's funny that we get all weird and squeamish about this kind of stuff, and that's where Wes is like, I don't care. Like, let's think about, you know.

Yeah, but I'll make out with somebody, but I won't use your toothbrush. Like, there are limits. Yeah. You know what I mean? Right. I love you guys anyways. Love you too. Love you too.

Susan, nasty. I kind of want to see you.

Can you tell me your name so I can look you up on Facebook? What's going on, Thomas? Hey.

Hey, hey. So, first thing I've got to say is that. Oh, we talked to you. We talked to you, Thomas. Lord, Jesus. That's number one. Secondly.

Wait, real quick, Thomas. No. Thomas, we just had to dump what you said, so you got to keep it clean, as clean as can be, okay? Thomas. Okay.

So, okay. Also, like, if you, I feel like if you're in the shower and you're using a rag, I feel like as long as ass is last, you're okay as long as you follow, like, an order.

Correct. But then that has to go in the hamper. Ass is last.

Yeah, you got to wash it with bleach, exactly. I mean, you know, that's, but other than that, I feel like you're okay.

Tom, Thomas, everybody's going to take their shower tonight or tomorrow morning and just think in their heads, asses last, please.

We need Thomas to be on our, our more mojo podcast after show podcast. Cause I like his sayings that he has. What's going on, Carmen?

Hi, Carmen. What's up?

Good morning, guys. My comment is just similar to the last woman. It's not like he doesn't put his face there anyway.

That's right, Carmen. Yes, exactly. And you don't want to say any other sayings.

Our boss is white knuckling the steering wheel on his drag hand right now.

Mikayla, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi, Mikayla.

Hi. I think I got a partial off my question, because are you guys just as, like, taboo with toothbrushes? Yes.

Well, what Megan said was right, that you'll make out with somebody, but you definitely don't want to use toothbrush. It's the thought of it.

Me and my fiancé have shared a toothbrush in the past. We've also shared a tongue scraper. You're going to get it. That's where I draw the line.

Tongue scraper is real intimate. You are going to get gum diseases.

But we sanitize everything after we use it, and we're using toothpaste, we're using mouthwash. You do not sanitize your toothbrush, you lie.

She holds it under hot water for five minutes.

Nobody in the world sanitizes it. Because we're saners, we have all the sanitized tablets. I'm weird about germs, but we're also going to be married, and we share drinks, and we make out. Those are not the same.

I don't think I like you.

Those are not the same. It's totally okay. I mean, I tell you this as I'm sick right now.

I wonder how that happens.

He's perfectly fine, but I am sicker than a dog.

Isn't that amazing? You guys use the same thing. That's crazy that you guys both didn't get sick. That's how you get mono. TC, what's up, TC?

Good day, Mojo. Woo! How about you? Oh, my gosh. I'm probably going to have to stop calling because our number is seen too much. I love y'all. Y'all my only friends, really. You call us as much as you want.

TZ, you call us as much as you want. Absolutely. What's going on?

I don't think it's nothing wrong with using a razor, but the toothbrush is a little bit too close for me.

Yes. Agreed.

The razor, you know, it's okay. Because you clean anyway. You're using it in the shower.

Yeah.

You're using it soaking and everything, so I don't think there's nothing wrong with him. But the toothbrush and the... What do you think about just too close?

What about the people that share a towel? Like, because that's also...

See, now, as you say that, Mojo, we share a towel.

Well, because here's the thing. You know that he's wiped his privates. Are you okay with that?

And I'm so weird about that, but you're right. He probably does.

It sounds to me like Wes, the way he reacted to using your razor, knowing that it was by your vagina, he must be a towel sniffer. Is he a towel sniffer? Do you think he grabs that towel after you've gone to work in the morning and goes, oh my God. Give me a little smell of shams.

I have never given that any thought, but I will ask him and I'll report back to you.

Please, I want to know, before we go any further, let's ask him, pull him out of a meeting if you can, okay? We need to find out what's going on. All right, thanks for the calls.

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But the blue jackets are relatively new team to the league. I know that's crazy saying it now cause it's only like 15 years old, but like most of us I grew up with the Red Wings being our closest team. And they're an original six team, so.

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Plus, remember, where did Gordie Howe live?

Gordie Howe lived in where? Sylvania. This is a good question. Did he really?

Yeah, he lived in my neighborhood.

I did not know that.

His son lived in our neighborhood, so when it came to his end of life.

Gordie drove back in the day down to Joe Louis Arena from Sylvania.

I don't know how, I'm sure he lived in Detroit at some point in his career. I'm sure he did, but at the end of life when he needed care, he lived in Slovenia for quite a while, quite a long time, because I saw him walk out in my neighborhood.

Oh, that's sweet. He was so cute. All right. We are giving away tickets to see the Red Wings take on the Columbus Blue Jackets plus C-21 Pilots. They're going to be playing part of the NHL Stadium Series on March the 1st. That is this weekend. This is, what, Saturday? And you'll get qualified for a meet and greet with 21 Pilots. Listen to win now in nine minutes. We'll have that for you. All right. It is Mojo in the Morning show. Kevin, do you let people steal? Kevin witnessed a thief stealing from, hopefully it wasn't Kroger, because if it was Kroger, I would have put cuffs on that son of a bitch.

Citizen's arrest. It was Kroger, because Kroger is the only grocery store that I go. They got the prices and the food that I like. So I'm in Kroger. I'm getting my things. Now, typically, I'm a self-checkout kind of guy, because I like doing things on my own pace, my own time, and I can get it done. But if I have a lot of groceries, and this was a lot of groceries kind of day. I like to go to the little ladies at the checkout line. So that's what I'm doing. She ringing me up, beep, beep, beep, boom, boom, boom, boom, put in my Kroger thing, get my retiree discount, and then I'm out the door. But there's a nice older gentleman in one of those scooter wheelies behind me, and he starts to put his groceries on the little thing, the little belt. He starts with his milk, and I think he had some eggs, had a few things. And as I'm getting ready to exit, because the lady bagged all my stuff up, the cashier that's now assisting him goes sir is this everything and my eyes go to his scooter cart and i look in his cart and he has another like bottle of milk he has some bologna in there and he has some chocolate pudding in there it's very specific so i was looking at it

be a party at his house it's going down chocolate pudding it's going down nothing to choke on in

that cart nothing to choke on she's like sir is that everything and he look at her and he goes yes and then my mom's like she can't so she can't see what's in the cart he's low like he's in the car sitting low she's up top she can't see so she's like scouts on her like sir is this everything and she can't see what's going on. He's like, yes. I'm looking at them like, no, but I'm not going to say anything because that's not my position. And let this man get his pudding off. I don't know his circumstances, but I felt like let him steal.

I got to tell you that that would depend on what he looks like. The guy is old enough to sit in one of those cards, and he was kind of legitimately, I don't know how much money the guy has or where he is in his stage of life.

We know he's living on a fixed income if he's rolling around in a scooter around there. I do think it depends on the situation. And in that situation, Kev, and I don't know if you ended up saying anything or not, I would not say anything because in my head, I would think he's going to get caught when she sees him driving away on the scooter with other items in the cart that aren't bagged. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.

By the way, I love that he's riding dirty in his little handicap cart that he's got going on.

But there are also certain items that I don't see you stealing. I don't see you stealing deodorant. I don't see you stealing toothpaste, baby formula, or diapers. I don't see it.

I don't see it. They for sure take a baby formula. They start locking certain things up like deodorant. You can't even just grab the degree or whatever you use. Listen, if you're stealing it, you need it.

And you know what? I'm not saying it.

But if the guy is stealing pudding, you know, come on. That's why it wasn't on the list. Let my dog get his pudding. That's how I felt. By the way, can I ask you an honest question? Please. Better than even this guy stealing stuff. Because we're going to get some calls on whether or not you would stop somebody from stealing that stuff.

Who eats bologna anymore?

No.

Me, regularly, bitch.

How nosy are you that you're looking at this guy's entire list of things?

Listen, people in carts have no spatial awareness. They don't understand what distance is. They can't define it. So his damn cart is right on my thigh area as I'm trying to put in my little code to tabulate. So first I was looking at him like, back the hell up. Then he was nice and old. So I was like, all right, I'm going to let it go. And then at that point, I see the pudding, and I'm intrigued. What's up, Jamal? Hi.

Hey, yo, Kev. You a real one, for real. Hey, bro, I be looking at these old people, man. They be getting away with the wildest things, bro. I'm telling you.

You got to let them get away with it, though. Jamal, are you? You got to. Say that it was somebody that looked like, say, Shannon. You'd turn her ass in, wouldn't you, if it was a woman that was stealing that looked like Shannon, right?

Yeah, I ain't gonna lie, Shannon. You gotta go in.

Okay, okay. Follow-up question. How come I have to treat these old people with respect when they would not do the same for me? Why don't they let me get away with anything?

Because you're not old.

They did their time already.

No. I don't know that. I do not know that. They put the work in.

Yeah.

We have all met lazy people. Those people get old and then we just give them a pass?

No. Life is hard, though. Imagine 70 years in life. Absolutely not. Austin, what's up?

It's a nightmare.

How you doing, Austin?

I noticed the other day. Well, I'm doing good. How you doing? Long time. First time. Yeah. Austin on the phone. i i noticed the other day when i was at kroger they got like an angled mirror at the bottom of the checkout aisle and so they can see if you have stuff on the bottom of your car they can't

feel it yeah like a jail mirror that's yeah yeah that i didn't realize that now next time i'm stealing i gotta be careful ashley what's up it's mojo in the morning hi first time long time

So, I went to Joanne's yesterday, and you know they're closing. Yeah, man. They also told me that they're officially closing all of the stores. And so, I was cashing out, and I went to accidentally walk out without paying. The lady's like, I'm like, oops, I got to pay. She's like, I don't care if you walk out. Oh, my God.

Okay. All right. I was like, the cameras. Thank you.

By the way.

I was like, the cameras. She's like, they don't care either.

I think that's pretty wild, though. That is wild that, you know, you think to yourself, well, the store's closing down. Who cares? It's not taking money from anybody. And then the second thought is, who used to shop at Joanne's?

Me, regularly. Again, you bitches, what is wrong with you? And out of all of the craft stores. Well, first of all, out of all the craft stores, Joanne's should be last on the list to hit the road. Like, last on the list. Like, let's get Michaels out of here first. I don't even have bad blood with Michaels, but the selection doesn't even touch Joanne's. but Hobby Lobby

Hobby Lobby is the most superior they have everything in terms of selection no you could not be

more wrong I don't need another live laugh love sign in my life no thank you to have me another like sign covered in hay no thanks and I really don't need a reflective little girl sign sold to me the same side for the past 11 years and you put it 40% off on the weekends I'm still not gonna buy it okay no wrong absolutely wrong Joanne is superior

can I say something real quick I was blown away when I heard that all these stores have closed in the last year. Bed Bath & Beyond, Tuesday morning, Rite Aid.

Tuesday morning was not good. Party City.

Party City was a surprise to me.

We were just talking about the other day, because Kat needed balloons for Josiah's birthday. I mean, I guess you go to the dollar store, Kroger. Some of the Kroger's have the balloons.

I just got to say one more thing before I let this go. Joanne's is like Lowe's, where the people who work there actually know about the stuff. Like, they actually sew, and they actually do all that. So it actually is.

Wait, you're saying that the people at Lowe's know more than the people at Home Depot?

Well, no, I would say they're comparable. What about Menards? Oh, my good God. I did not mean to start the feud of the home supply stores. But, you know, like, you ever go to a store where the people there actually do the thing, and they're actually helpful? Like, that's Joanne.

It matters. So the people at Joanne's have equally no life as you do when you're going in that store? That's crazy. Is that what it is?

Don't be mad, because I can stick with a hobby. Don't be salty, because you can't find anything that interests you.

Mine's called Amazon. I'm putting everybody out of business. What's going on, Lily? Hi.

Hey, yo. I was shopping with a roommate one day, and we were shopping for, like, winter jackets or whatever, and this guy, he was kind of a weird guy. He had weird vibes, but, like, in a dark sense of humor. And I didn't really know, you know, where he was coming from. But on this one day, he just straight up stole a jacket, like a Columbia jacket. Geez. Wait, is this your roommate? Not on accident. Yeah. Yeah. It was my boyfriend's roommate, but we were all going shopping together. And he just.

When you find out that you got a kleptomaniac in your friend group, that does throw you off. We had a friend that was like that, that was writing bad checks and then would do it blatantly, not because they didn't have the money. They were doing it because that was like their fun.

It was a thrill.

Money got off on you.

I had a roommate like that, too, and we would go to the mall, and she would go into the dressing room, and it was always express because she had figured out something about their security system. And she would go in all that she would put on all the clothes that she was trying on, then put her the clothes that she wore into the store on top of it. And we wouldn't know until we got back to our dorm and that she had all of these clothes that she stole from Express.

You know, it's.

Wild Express is one of those stores, too, isn't it? That was on the closure list.

Y'all never stole. I don't know. Y'all never stole.

I think it was. No. When I was a kid, maybe a pack of gum or something.

I never stole, but I always, we would go to Sears with my grandma to get nightgowns when we spent the night at her house. It was the Sears in Lincoln Park. I'll never forget this. And I would take off all the extra sequin and button packets from the ladies, old ladies dresses. That was about the extent of my stealing, but.

Kevin, the extent of my stealing was I would change price tags sometimes. You know what I mean? That is stealing. How do you do that? Well, you would see something that was priced at a certain thing, and then they didn't have one left, so you'd always try to manipulate the price a little bit.

You're the reason why those tags now come with, like, 17 slits in it, and then I can never get the tag off on a gift? TJ Maxx. That's you.

Voice Disguise K. Can you put that one up on Voice Disguise? Because we're talking about stealing things. Kay, are you there?

I'm here.

Your voices, guys. What did you steal?

I stole five pounds of crab legs for my girls' night. Yuck. Now, how in the heck did you do that? That's a big item. I scanned one of them and just walked out with the other four. That's what I'm saying.

The other four.

Just walk out. Man.

Damn, bitch.

Y'all ate good that night. Yes, we did. You better not have stole that from my Kroger. Did you steal that from Kroger? No, we don't have Kroger around here. Where are you at? You're in West Michigan? You got Meyers. You stole it from the Meyers family.

No.

Yes, you did. I'm calling Fred. We're getting you in trouble. Trace the call. Keep running through. Yeah, that's right. Hold on, Mike Krabble. Yeah, hold on. I got to keep her on for five more seconds, and then we got a deal. They're coming to your house. Goodbye. Bye.

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Do you trust it? Billy McFarlane, the founder of the Fyre Festival. Do you guys remember? It was a very controversial Fyre Festival. Well, he told the Today Show that round two is 100% happening. He is not involved in the details. He made that very clear. He's got somebody running and organizing it. Hotel, travel, ticketing companies were brought in this time around. Because he's legally not allowed to. There is a vision. Now, no artists have been announced as being a part of this thing yet, okay? And it just might not be music. There may be other things. Billie said they're thinking about, for example, bringing on professional skateboarders to do demonstrations. They're thinking about bringing on MMA champions to teach techniques in the morning before, like, the actual concerts start. A total of 2,000 tickets went on sale yesterday. I saw they ranged in price from about $1,400 to $1.1 million. Billy said customers can get yacht accommodations and access to artists who will be performing, depending on like what level of ticket you buy. And then I guess as it gets closer to the date, there'll be some cheaper $500 tickets available or something like that.

Well, the interesting thing too is that he needs this money. He's two things. He needs the money because he's got to pay restitution. He's got like tens of millions of dollars in restitution that he's got to pay. The other thing is he hasn't officially been telling people that he's going to the Fyre Festival because it's out of the country and he can't leave the country without having...

Yeah, I can't pronounce where this is.

It's somewhere in Mexico or something.

Fyre Festival is back, if you can believe it. It's been eight years since this ad premiered featuring bikini-clad models and promising an unforgettable Caribbean experience complete with luxurious accommodations and A-list entertainment. It was basically the exact opposite of everything we were promised. And unforgettable it was. Festival goers who shelled out thousands of dollars were greeted with tense and soggy sandwiches.

There was no electricity, there was no showers, there was no bathrooms, there was no running water.

The disaster gained worldwide attention, spawning multiple documentaries.

An absolute disaster.

And landing co-founder Billy McFarland in prison for four years for fraud. I just really should have canceled everything and just stopped lying. After being released from prison in 2022, McFarlane told our Michael Strahan he is not a con man. I put every dollar I had or could find to make this festival happen. Now he says Fyre Festival is happening for real this time. McFarlane posting on... I'm sure many people think I'm crazy for doing this again, but I feel I'd be crazy not to do it again. The festival is set to take place on a Mexican island beginning in late May. Tickets now on sale, although no performers have been announced. What makes FIRE so cool is that we are selling it. Ah, yeah, it's good.

You know what every liar has said? I'm for real this time. Every liar has used that line. Do you think Ja Rule will do this one? I think we should broadcast live, to be honest with you.

I bet it's actually amazing. I bet it's, like, the redemption or... If they follow through. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's just a matter of getting... Like, they don't have anybody to even announce yet. Well, they're trying to sell it out before announcing anybody.

See, that's... That's scary. Didn't they do that last time, too, like that? Yeah. That's risky to me.

Yeah, he's trying to do it again this time because he thinks it's going to be iconic, but it's just a mess. Yeah.

Let's talk about Tate McRae for a moment. Her so close to what signed posters are trending on Reddit right now. Some of them look like her actual autograph. Lydia sent me a screenshot yesterday. Many others look like maybe she had a couple other people signing these posters for her. That's all. It's just very interesting that people are posting their poster and everybody is comparing the autographs, right? And of course, there's a little bit of variation to how fast she's signing or whatever. What writing utensil she's using, but some of them are very, very different. So she is getting called out for that.

Fans are calling it secretarial or tape. Yes. Okay. But here's the thing. If I'm on her social team, you put her in front of a stack of anything and have her sit there and sign it on live, right? Yeah. Stream her music in the background, put a download link, whatever. Put her on live and have her sign stuff.

NBC Nightly News anchor Lester Holt announced he is leaving. He made that announcement yesterday, said he's going to be leaving the show, the broadcast, at the start of the summer after more than 10 years. Now, the good news is, if you are a Lester fan, he is not leaving the network. He will continue hosting Dateline on Friday nights. NBC News has not yet said who is going to replace him over at NBC Nightly News.

Do you see they're having problems, too? They just fired everybody over at MSNBC.

Oh, did they really?

Joey Reed, is she up on her?

Is Brian Williams still there?

He does fill-in things and does some stuff at night, but I think that he's just a part-time person. But I think this Lester Holt thing is not him retiring. I think they're having some financial issues at NBC.

Maybe he's taking a little buyout or something. And lastly, some of your favorite Starbucks beverages just might be getting retired next week In an effort to boost sales and prioritize customers, the new CEO of Starbucks, Brian Nickel, is making some changes, including thinning out the menu and getting rid of some of what he calls the less popular beverages. He actually wants to reduce the menu by 30 percent to simplify it and align with the company's core identity. So starting March 4th, a selection of the quote unquote less popular beverages, including several frappuccinos, are going bye bye. And the drinks are cut for one of three reasons. Either they're just not purchased a lot, they're too complex to make, or they're similar to other beverages on the menu.

I'm so bummed.

The espresso frappuccino, cafe vanilla frappuccino, java chip frappuccino, the white chocolate mocha frappuccino. A lot of the frappuccinos, caramel ribbon crunch cream, the double chocolatey chip, the chocolate cookie crumble, the white chocolate cream. They're all gone. The White Hot Chocolate gone, the Royal English Breakfast Latte gone, Iced Matcha Lemonade gone, and the Honey Almond Milk Flat White, which actually I really like.

Yeah, same. I'm, like, very shocked that that one is gone.

Now, here's the thing. New drinks are coming. Starbucks said it has plans to bring back the beloved lavender beverages, and they're also going to introduce a new Iced Cherry Chai and a Jalapeno Chicken Pocket in the spring. So, something's going, something's coming. Their lavender flower, it was really good. For all of today's Dirty Catch-Up on the podcast on the free iHeartRadio app or MojoInTheMorning.com.

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I just went to the bathroom, and I was on my phone checking text messages. And, son of a bitch, if you didn't notice this, when you're texting and peeing at the same time, you pee all over the floor. And I peed all over the floor. So then I, of course, only had to clean it up because the people that walked in after me noticed that I had some pee on the floor. So I'm like, oh, how dare these people pee on the floor? and I'm like wiping it up with the, and the guy, one of the, he's a, I guess he's a sales guy, uh, an iHeart sales guy. I've never, uh, known him or seen him, but he, it's wild. It's an iHeart sales guy that dresses like he's a non-air talent. And what I mean by that is he kind of doesn't dress up. Like if I saw him walk into the, to my building and try to sell me radio advertising, I would think the guy was, you know, trying to steal my money or something.

Listen, we need to change the workplace dress code.

Yeah?

It's got to happen.

Dress down?

Are you kidding me? Back in the day, you asked to wear a three-piece suit and a corset to go to your advertising gig in the 1950s. I don't need it.

I'd buy from somebody with a corset.

That's why Lee Robinson is who he is. I mean, he's always dressed to the nines. He looks like Obama today. That's ridiculous. It's crazy.

He really is. He's the most fitted suits I've ever seen. And then he puts on the extra large ones, too, man, the big old ones with the big old lapels and stuff. Yeah, like the basketball players in the 2000s.

Jeans need to be acceptable office wear. I'm with you. And he's got hats, too. Listen, if you can do the job, I don't give a damn how you look.

Yeah.

Yeah. Now, for some people, though, they won't even let you through the door based on that presentation. Yeah.

Which is crazy. But it's no doubt that this guy probably sells to, like, you know, the motocross stores and stuff like that. You know what I mean? I, Lee Robinson, Lee's got all the big, you know, agency guys and stuff. He's got like the people, you know, he walks into businesses like, uh, the Rensen and stuff like that.

You know, it's a Lee, man.

Um, okay. So back to me cleaning up the pee on the floor. So I'm cleaning up the pee on the floor. And as I'm cleaning up the pee on the floor, I'm going, I just can't believe how disgusting people are that they pee all over the floor like this. So the guy literally, I'm not kidding you, because he has no idea who the hell I am, because I'm a guest. I'm a visitor in this particular studio. He goes, so what do you do? And I said to him, I go, well, I'm an on-air talent. I'm on the air. I don't know if you know this, but I'm a big-time person here. Go in there and grab the Anchorman drop. Go in there, Anchorman. That's what I sounded like. I don't know. I'm kind of important here.

I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me.

Still never gotten through this movie.

That is insane to me, dude. Oh, it's such a good movie. That is so insane.

So I said to the guy, I go, I'm a morning radio talent out of Michigan, Detroit, Michigan. And the guy goes, oh, and look at you. You're cleaning up the pee on the floor. I said, I don't know how your talent does it around here, but we clean up the pee. by the way do you understand that i may never come back to the detroit studios it is so nice to go to bat the bathroom in a place that has three stalls with a toilet that doesn't feel

like it's 30 degrees it is so cool we're hey guess what we only got one today we're down to

one again around one stall one stall i'm telling you look man i think we may we may be evicted from this building after all the stuff I'm going to say about that. Christos may kick us out on our asses. Did they find out if they rented that Farmington Hills building out? We may have to come back there and re-rent.

No, please no. When you started talking about peeing on the floor, I was like, you're the culprit.

I was. Oh, you just heard him. I was. Did you? No. He cleans

it, he says. Sorry, Shannon. No. In Farmington Hills, he never cleaned his pee up.

No, I probably peed on the floor back in Farmington Hills. Listen, we all peed on something. That building was so bad, there was feces all over the place. But I'm telling you, the bathrooms at least were nice. It was good bathrooms in that place. Hold on, Jed's here. Come on in, Jed, real quick. Jed, I just peed on the floor of your guys' bathroom. Oh, Jesus. Thank God. You know that the maid doesn't speak English here. She's speaking only. I like it. I didn't see her. Tell her that we can say, say hablo ingles uh pp on flooring but i but no but here's the deal i ran into one of your guys who's a sales guy there's a sales guy here that dresses like he's uh don draper from badman no no he's not at all he dresses like like uh he looks like he's the rock morning guy or something like that like jeans t-shirt yeah yeah it was kind of crazy like is it the one who plays games at his desk? I don't know. I don't know. It's crazy. Like, I'm thinking to myself, and I said to him, I go, do you have a good list? Like, do you have, like, a lot of advertising? He goes, oh, yeah, I got a good list. I'm making good money. And I'm, like, going, how does this guy make any sales? We got salespeople in our building. Look at those guys over there, Don and all the rest of these guys. Those guys are working hard over there. Marcy? Yeah.

Everybody's here today.

They're professionals. Those are professionals that are there. Shout out Crystal Rim. That's my dog. Are they dressed? Is it Florida dressing? Is that what these people dress like? I don't know who it is. Does it have a goatee? Yeah, a guy who's kind of like an older guy with a goatee. Be professional, man. I swear to God, I thought that he was like the morning guy.

Shut up, Jed.

You literally post a shirtless video of jump roping on Instagram.

I don't want to hear about professionalism. Well, at the workplace, of course. I'm wearing what you would consider a professional outfit. I'm wearing a nice shirt, and I'm wearing navy pants.

How many of your coworkers have you hit on this week? Slippers.

Hold on. There's so many questions coming in. They want to know about your slippers, but Megan wants to know how many people you've hit on in this last week at work. How many people? I don't hit on anybody at work. You lie. Why would I hit on people at work? Did he hit on people back in our building? Of course I did. Now that you're not in the building all the time, if you could have slept with any person in the building, who would you have slept with? Married or not married. Wait, were there some married ones? Who else? Of course. Who was your favorite? Who was my favorite? Come on, Jed. Yeah.

Come on.

Did you have any? I kind of want to plead the fifth on this one. Don't do it, man. Come on, Jed. No, you got to be. No, because they may or may not work on your show. It doesn't. No, that's okay. Go on. Shannon. Well, I don't want to say it because I'm going to get there in trouble with her mother. Say it. Lydia, clearly. Lydia?

I was not expecting that. Hey, Lydia, would you smash Jed?

Enough. Smash who? Enough. Would you? Lydia. Lydia, could you smash? Did you see yourself dating a guy like Jed?

Yeah, I could see myself dating a guy like Jed, but I'm not going to answer any further questions. Just kidding.

We haven't heard about Lydia Mama Smashing and Lydia in the same day.

This is actually kind of wild. I would never have suspected that, but I remember at my party I had, my not Hall of Fame party that I had, that Chelsea had for me. Oh, that's right. You almost took Lydia home. I almost did.

Wait, how would you do that? He almost took me to your home, Mojo. Yeah, I did. Well, not his home.

Jed, Joe, and Ashley were staying at our place, and all of a sudden, we're going home, and Jed, I found out through the grapevine, otherwise known as Ellen, I think it was, that Jed was going to take Lydia back to my house and have her spend the night with him. And I said to Chelsea, I go, I don't know if you want to know about something like this, and I think mom put the end to that. Mom said, no way.

All right, now, if Ashley had to deal with one of us, who would she pick?

Huh? Ooh. What do you think? Ashley in our building? Uh-huh. Probably Shannon.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

What the actual honor is going on right now? Even if you're lying, I'm honored.

Actually, no, Chris Carson. Oh, you know what?

Yeah, that's true. That's fair. That's fair.

What about this? Hey, wait, do you remember the time? No, do you remember the time, though, that Shannon and Jed were, I don't know if they were texting or whatever the deal was. I was drunk texting Shannon, and then we talked about it on the radio the next day, and my mother said, Jed Jr., don't you dare. Yeah, Nancy got very, very upset. It was a clash put on that real quick. That was actually one of my favorite moments ever. The best part of that entire story was, Shannon, you were divorced, but not dating at the time. Correct. But we kept telling you that you needed to go out and date. and then Jed starts drunk texting you thinking he's got a shot. Would he have had a shot, Shannon? In that era, yes. Really? I'm not sure. Really? Yes. If you don't have confidence, what's the number one thing that women love most in men? It's confidence. That's true. If you don't have the confidence then you have no chance.

That's so true.

God, this is amazing. This is part of that whole book that you read, How to Be a 3% Man, on Amazon today. Oh my God, I can't believe it.

I can't believe it about this. No. Have you ever heard of that book, Kev? No, Jay, give me some takeaways from the how to be a 3% man.

Can I just give you, I'll message you the Cliff Notes version of it.

But give me something and give the listeners out there too, the other men who want to learn how to become 3%.

Yeah, what is it? Give us one rule. What's the one? The best negotiation tactic is to walk away and mean it. Wow. Wow. No, no, no. I'm saying, like, if they try to put you in the friend zone, for example, right, they want, oh, yeah, I just want to be friends. You're going to say, well, I'm not interested in just being friends. You can do that, but give me a call if you change your mind. And then you leave and you move on to the next one. And you got to, oh, another one? The next.

The bus is always 15 minutes away.

Hey, Gucci Mane told me that. Wait, what? I got to go, bye. Hold on a second. Hold on, Becca. Wait, where? Like women. Another one going to come around 15 minutes like a bus. What did you want to say, Becca?

Oh, I don't like if you think you're like that. I just wanted to say, Megan, we all know why you asked about Ashley. Let me tell you, my feelings are her. I've been texting Ashley over and over again, like, get in that studio and say that it is not true. And she's ignoring me right now. That girl texts me back within 30 seconds every time I text her. Because maybe it is me.

I'm pissed. Wait, what is the? Yeah.

Megan has the hots for Ashley. We all know this. Duh.

Wow. Megan, seriously, Megan's got the hots for the.

And I'm a little bit pissed because Jed and I have a marriage contract.

Well, that's if I'm, like, by a certain age, Megan, if we're both not married, then we're legally obligated, yes.

And you still pick Lydia. Like, I feel so, like, I want to break my marriage contract with you, Jed. I'm pissed at you right now. I'd date you, Megan. For what? Because you literally didn't even pick me. Oh, boy. I'm at my hottest right now, and you didn't pick me, and you said you would marry me, and you don't want to sleep with me?

Megan, by the time the marriage contract kicks in, you'll be looking like a Playboy model.

Can you turn this mic down?

Hold on, hold on. Turn it off. Joe, real quick, Joe just came in here and yelled because they're on the air. They're waiting for Jed to go do it, and he's been sitting on the show the whole time. Oh, my God. I'm glad you're in trouble. Hold on a second. Max, what's up, Max? Hi. Hey, how's it going? Good, buddy. What's going on?

First time, long time. Hey! Max on the phone! Yeah, just texted him. Thought I'd call in and say, from when you guys were talking earlier, Shannon is definitely every man's dream.

For sure. Oh. Oh, for sure. Not the guy at Jack's car wash.

Wait a second, though, Max. Max, we just asked Jed the question, and Jed picked Lydia. So you don't agree with his choice? No, not at all.

Not at all? That's crazy. Christ, not at all.

That's very insensitive of you. You're an insensitive guy.

I don't like men who don't take their phone off Bluetooth and speakerphone anyway. Some people argue with a mojo opinion, and some people have facts, and I think mine is just a fact.

He's going in right now. All right. Well, listen, thank you for the call. It's nice of you to do this. Just like favorite children, you don't pick your favorite children. You don't pick your show person that you want to have sex with. Is that what I'm kind of learning off of this whole thing?

Mojo. He's good at a lot of things. But hitting the earl ain't one of them. This is Mojo in the Morning.

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Alright it is time now for Am I the A-Hole On the Mojo in the Morning show This is where if you have Something that you have done Or are currently doing That you're wondering if people will look at you differently if they found out that you did it. We'll do Am I the A-Hole, and we'll decide for you. You can go to Channel 955 on the iHeartRadio app, and that little microphone that's on there is called the Talkback mic. You can send us your Am I the A-Hole, and then know that we want to get in touch with you. So also leave us your phone number so that we can call you up.

So my mom has been living with us for, like, the past five years, and um she's had some medical issues and she's better now but um she still wants to live here because um she's comfortable you know and my husband is saying that he wants her to move out now because the kids are getting older they don't really need her anymore and it's just too much and he wants us to have our privacy, which I guess I can understand that. But I really think that she should be able to stay because it's my mom, you know, and she's a really good babysitter for the kids, and she isn't bothering anybody. You know, everybody gets along, and so I don't see a problem with her staying here.

Okay, am I the a-hole? So are we deciding whether or not he's an a-hole for doing this? I almost feel like I need to know what mom's all about before I make a decision on that. Who knows? Maybe this is a tough mother-in-law to live with. Lauren is on with us. Hi, Lauren.

Hi, Lauren. Hi.

So your husband wants to evict your mother out of the house.

Yeah, essentially, yeah.

So what's his reasoning? Is she a bad...

person to live with or is it costing you guys a lot of money to have her there no it's not and

no she's not a bad person she's awesome um she's really good with the kids and everything and um everyone really gets along i think it's he's like he wants his space he wants more space and um Um, you know, like I, I grew up with a lot of people in our house and he did not, um, he's, he's an only child. And so I, I like the, the fullness of our house, but I think he just, yeah, it's like too much for him and he loves her.

I mean, okay. So do you guys, is your home a small home? i mean for having two kids maybe i don't know we've got so two kids and three adults in the house

yeah and again you said she was living you brought her into your home for health issues and now those health issues are are behind her um so that was kind of like the guise of why she was living with you in the first place and now she's better thank goodness yeah yeah she is

better now yeah so it's like why she's still here how uh outside of that how's y'all love

life changed since having mom in the house i mean i think i think we're good um and i think

he thinks we're good how often are you guys having sex with mom there um oh god that's so personal um does it ever cause for issues like can you ever not because mom is

there um like occasionally but not not often and she still has a life like she still drives and goes out and okay does stuff so we do have some time was the difference before that you were more

of a caretaker so that was like eating up a lot of your time and energy and now you're not seeing it that way like if she's past her health issues right and she still stays and is now an asset to your family by being a babysitter and you're not actually caring for and she's not needing up that time from you I can understand why you don't want her to leave but I also understand why he does

oh I totally understand why he does and I think by the way that she can still be an asset to your family and help you out with those things like you mentioned babysitting but still have her own space so that you guys can focus on your own little family.

Is Lauren's husband an a-hole? Let's go to Hannah. Hannah, your thoughts?

Hi, I was just listening to her statement in the talkback thing, and she said she's not bothering anyone. Clearly it's bothering her husband. Like maybe there's a miscommunication, and he's not communicating exactly what's going on for him other than he needs his space. But clearly there is some bother going on there if he wants her out.

Yeah. Uh, does it cost you guys a lot of money to have her there? Like, is he also financially taking care of her?

It would cost us more for her not to be there. Because she chips in? Because having her own space. Yeah, she chips in and having her own space would be just a lot more money. And then we're also talking like, you know, commute to, to come and, and be with the kids if she needs to or wants to.

so i i i wonder if what you were talking about with the privacy thing i think the pride that i think as a guy who lives in a house where i know i can walk around in my underwear if i want to and i don't know if this guy you know if your husband walks around in his underwear in front of your mother um i think it would be something that would be tough like when we have guests coming to visit you know what i mean if the if the guests don't have an expiration date you know sometimes they overstay their welcome laney your thoughts on this am i the a-hole uh

is uh lauren's husband an a-hole i do not think so i think he chose to live with her and their kids and not her mother so he wants his own space even though she's comfortable with it he's never

going to be fully comfortable with her yeah i don't i don't i'm having a tough time with this one i'm having such a tough time with it i think if my dad ever needed a place to live there was There's no way at the ends of the earth I would ever tell him no.

I mean, I get it, but if she has no issues and nothing's wrong with her anymore, he probably doesn't feel comfortable in his own house.

She doesn't need somewhere to live right now. She just said it. She wants to stay.

Well, it also means I think Lauren wants her to stay too. So I think that it's more so it may not be just her.

It may be you also with the comfort of knowing that your mom's there. Have you ever worried that maybe you haven't broken that umbilical cord between you and your mom?

No. No, that's not the issue. But I think it is.

I mean, there are sometimes, but realistically, and you've got to think about this, there are sometimes where adults really want their parents around a lot, you know? And sometimes their significant others are the ones that pay for that.

we had a really hard time uh like we had a hard relationship for a long time and we made amends and then she got really sick and now that she's not sick it is kind of nice to have her around and like things are repaired and and that's really beautiful and you can still spend time

with her at her own place dog not trying to see your mom every day let me just tell you right now

But you could go see her every day, and she could come over and visit all the time. It just sounds like for the health of your family, I feel like mom needs to, you know.

Hey, Jennifer, am I the a-hole? Is her husband an a-hole? We have not had one that says that he's an a-hole. What's up?

He is not at all. I just went through. Me and my fiance, his mother-in-law has lived with us for the last five years, and we are in the process of having her move out. It is just too much. on the relationship um your personal relationship with your husband is uh more important in your relationship with your kids mom will always be there but um i think it's just too much on the relationship i don't think it's a good idea i don't think he's an a-hole at all by the way i do love

that uh seems like everybody's you know the idea of living with mom does not seem great because if you're looking at every text message too every text message at 95500 is he's not an a-hole he's not an a-hole this is his man's house the guy deserves his own house so look i love my mom

we had my sister and this is way more my sister than me i had her for a week my sister had her for like three months i love my mom when you as an adult go back to having your living with your parent 24 7 it's a different ball game yeah it really is the other experience i love you mom

but you know what i'm talking about here's the thing that's interesting she also said she and her mom did not have a good relationship this was her opportunity to mend their relationship and heal it because she was taking care of mom I think there's a little bit more to this than just she wants mom there to help out babysit the kids I think this is kind of almost a therapeutic thing for her to do but your husband is going to be like get me the hell out of here here's the deal you're going to be living with your mom permanently if you don't kick her ass out of the house now but

oh man should have deleted those texts you meant to delete another world famous war of the roses happens at 9 40 on mojo in the morning

all right it is mojo in the morning chelsea and i were supposed to go and have dinner with some friends and she just told me that our friends canceled on us that they are not going to be able to get together for dinner and i wanted to ask this question and here it is how long should you mourn the loss of your dog here's the situation the circumstance so our friends canceled on us because their dog died a month ago and they're still having a hard time with it a month later and it's gotten to a point where they're using and I don't know if maybe they're just using this as an excuse because they don't want to go which by the way pulling out the dead dog is is a good excuse sometimes you know you sometimes you kill off people uh grandparents and stuff like that but this is legit this family has been mourning this dog for a month right now and i may sound crassman saying this but i don't love my dogs that much

i think i i would still be god and god love my charlie he's 15 years old every time i walk through the door when i come home from the station i have to make sure that he's still breathing i think i would still be mourning him i i will i would i will mourn him for years but not to the point where i'm i'm canceling a dinner a month i think they don't want to go out to dinner with

you no and no offense to to because when we lost lily lily was our sweet dog lily was part of the family yeah but lily you know caused us to and caused chelsea more so uh and the kids to grieve for at least a week or a couple of weeks.

Right.

But it didn't make them incapacitated where they couldn't, you know, I think the kids didn't go to school for like maybe a day or two, but it wasn't one of those things where it's like all of a sudden we're canceling month plans.

Yeah.

Now, but I could see, and I, listen, I know there are people that like Angel. From our sales department. I mean, Angel was literally, you know, not coming out of her house when she lost her dog. So I get where it's tough. But a month later, 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Have you ever seen the movie Marley and Me?

Oh, I saw it one time in the movie theater. And I heavy sobbed into my coat so loud. I could never watch that movie again. I've never seen it. That's that Owen Wilson movie. I could never watch it again.

Marley and Me. Yeah, I'm not for that. Kevin, let me say something to you. That was how I was with Lose and Lily. Henry and Louis, I wouldn't cry probably at all. I'd probably look at my freedom. You say you go to dinner that night. In honor of that. I'm going to raise a glass to those guys. Why is it terrible? I'd give them a good life. I'm not killing them.

I still cry over my cat that died 11 years ago.

Really? Yes.

But you're not canceling plans because of it. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. But to be like, I can't wait is a wild take from an active pet owner.

They've lived a great life.

My cat lived 21 years, and I would do anything to get another day with her.

Your cat wanted to die. What's up, Marie? How you doing? What's going on, Marie? Good.

How are you?

Good. How are you?

Good. How long should you mourn your mutt?

i mean there's a difference between mourning it and then crawling under a rock and staying home yeah you you can grieve you know you could grieve your pet i mean my friend's pet just died a couple days ago and they're on a cruise today oh wow oh yeah they're definitely

i don't want to pay to board that dog megan's at a point marie marie thank you what's up brie

hi um so i kind of feel the same way i don't like admitting it all the time but like i'm not super like a crazy dog person so like if my family loses a pet i'm kind of moving on whatever and we've gone through that in my family and i'm way less emotional than everyone else but i also think that people have different tolerance levels for things and things hurt people differently so if that's really your friend i think i would say oh my god i'm so sorry that you're still dealing with that and that's still so hard for you i can come over tonight we can switch up our plans you know

i want to be i'm not going over to their house now there ain't no way there ain't no way because

literally it's also it's also it's a double-edged sword because i think that's also a good way to tell if they're using the for sure wow and i don't care if they are you want your friends to support

you if if they're using that as an excuse that's on them but i just i truly think i think that this is one of those things we we ended up giving them one of those the is the rainbow bridge we got them one of those rainbow bridge things what is that oh yeah chelsea uh got it as a gift when lily died so we give it to a lot of our friends when they lose their dogs uh what's going on how

are you doing katie do you also tell them that their dogs wanted to die their dogs aren't 21

years old 21 years to a cat megan is like that cat was nice actually and that cat was betty white that cat was 99 years old what's going on i'm sorry katie

that's okay um i wanted to say i completely understand i'm actually driving in the car with my dog right now um i lost the dog that i had for like 12 years and it was extremely hard but I wanted to say I think if they really truly are struggling that in order for you to be the best friend that you can be you have to kind of pull them out of their house um because if they've like fallen into that depression where they're not leaving and stuff it's not going to get better

until they can get out of the house yeah you know what I mean well I'm not going to force them I just I'm asking this question just because of I I do feel bad for him but I guess I didn't understand like chelsea's more understanding than i am she's like no i get it i totally get it but a

month uh ella what's up hey guys um i i would relate for them not wanting to go my dog almost died on like valentine's day weekend and i was destroyed like i mean she's alive she made it through that little stinker we've been together almost 12 years but i was so how did she almost die what happened the little stinker ate something and i don't know what because i never found it in her poop i dog and dog couldn't find it i mean i just went through a breakup and i just got laid off this week and my great aunt died that same week and you know what the dog would have been

the one that would have destroyed me oh absolutely and that's the crazy part is like these are

these are things that are excited to spend time with you that you live with for 10 years and to be like get it together and leave the house like i get it i want to go home i'm not i'm not the best version of myself right now i'm sad i wouldn't want to hang out with me either it's i don't even know if it's so much that i would be like crying in public but i just know i wouldn't

be fun to be around says the woman who gave her dog to her brother when she moved to detroit um

yeah and it's funny because i'm actually going to pick her up today she's staying with me for the next couple of weeks but i gave your dog up for adoption no i think and i think um a lot of people have said i think the term is soul dogs sometimes you like mojo you with lily you have a dog that is the perfect dog for you right yeah that my brother and that dog are they're like soul people i don't know what they use to describe it like it they are meant for each other they are best friend it was mean to take the dog from him you know can i give luke to somebody like is there

anybody especially with his bills right now find his soul a soul kid that actually that is interesting though i could see that where you know you and your brother are

so close and you move out of town and it makes me incredibly sad i'm so grateful that she goes back and forth and i get her for a couple of weeks at a time and then she goes back to stay with him or whatever like i am so grateful that we live close enough to make that actually happen but i mean i've talked to shana about this i really want to get another dog like i i miss having a dog around i miss having a companion i got two but it truly did it felt i got three it felt way too mean to

take her right god shannon i'm telling you i don't know how you but first off how do you leave town If you ever go on vacation, you've got to have them.

They all three go to different places. That's crazy. And they don't need to stay together? Willow, Wes's dog, goes with his ex-wife. Charlie goes with my dad, because that is his, they are souls. Soul dog. That's his soul dog. And then Bo, whomever will take them, I pray for them, and I drop them off.

Oh, my gosh. All right, Mojo of the Morning.

Nothing unleashes stupidity more than that person in front of you in the drop-off line for school.

Stop to drop off, moron!

Come on, get that kid out of the car faster. Mojo's got a show to do. This is Mojo in the Morning. Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

I have to tell you, War of the Roses this morning, coming up here in just moments, caused more drama for one particular factory. And this is why whenever you have work relationships and then there's a cheating scandal at work, you've got to be very, very careful. This morning, busting a cheater while she's in the bathroom making the telephone call. So you'll hear that right after this dirty. What's up, Shannon?

Well, shout out to our Detroit Pistons. Because for the first time in a decade, they have won seven straight games after a 106-97 win over the visiting Clippers last night. Cade Cunningham, this little phrase of Cade's has gone viral.

Sending doubles past half court. What I said earlier, don't touch me, I'm sizzling.

He's sizzling. That was actually after the Team 6 win, but it still applied last night.

And going viral right now is the picture of Duren with the 7.

Oh my God, that was a moment last night, man. You can tell it means something to this team. This team has a certain energy, a certain vibration. The camaraderie is there. The chemistry is there. And you're seeing it with the production on the floor.

Are you seeing the people, like more fans coming? Oh, hell yeah.

And the baddies there, too. I can't wait till we go to the playoffs.

It's different, bro. By the way, Kev, my favorite thing is getting text messages from friends of mine who go to the game. And they're like, I didn't, Kev, like they get so excited to see you doing your thing there at the game.

Shout out to Dr. Reynolds. He was there last night, too. Got a chance to connect with him. That's a blessing.

We had salespeople that were there hanging out, too. That's cool. That's awesome.

Alec Baldwin, losing his cool in New York City yesterday. You may have seen this clip going around this morning. There was a comedian, like a Donald Trump impersonator, who was heckling him outside of his home. Mocking his legal trouble, demanding he kissed the ring for a fake pardon. And Alec was like, he was okay for a while. And then finally you could tell he snapped.

And that's okay. sure sure sure no it's the rig my kids live in this building but i want you to know we love the children we're doing great deals for the children okay okay all right alec bouldrin alec bouldrin

I love how he says it so quiet, but just so matter of fact. I will snap your neck.

It sounds like he's doing that movie Malice when he does it. He's delivering the line.

I've never seen that movie.

They have a new show right now. Yes. The Baldwins have a new show.

TLC.

Yeah, is it TLC? It is. And I got to tell you, I hope they don't edit out the crazy, because I think that is a crazy son of a bitch that Alec Baldwin got.

It's TLC. They're not editing anything.

And I think she's equally crazy, the Hilaria. So, man.

Meghan Markle has supposedly been dropped by her talent agency, WME. Now, for the record, they are denying this rumor that multiple people are out there confirming to the different tabloids, page six and such. But they are saying, no, she is still on our roster. However, I'm told that the Duchess of Sussex has not had any meetings with like the head of WME, the power, the man himself, Ari Emanuel, since January of last year. So I don't know what's going on. An industry insider saying Meghan was let go because she was too demanding. She was too difficult to work with. Now, switching gears here just a little bit. There's a former royal aide who's doing lots of talking right now. His name is Jason Knopf. He did an interview with 60 Minutes Australia yesterday about Prince Harry and Prince William's ongoing feud. And he talked about how it truly is really weighing on several members of their family.

It's very difficult to have this stuff play out in the public eye, but he's chosen to keep his thoughts on it private. And I think all of us who know him really have to respect that we should do the same. i will say of course it's been hard and sad especially for all of us who know both of them

this is also the guy who came out in the past to say that megan markle was bullying palace staffers

during her time when she was an actual royal you can't choose um just to take the fun stuff in any job um and you know that applies to the prince and princess as well as everyone else working

for them so i wouldn't change anything and lastly we are getting some new music from lizzo yesterday she dropped a teaser for a project titled love in real life her first i would say official release since 2022 special not counting pink the song she recorded for the barbie uh the barbie movie

the barbie soundtrack but here it is everything was so much simpler and that's exactly what i need No views No likes She's just talking Teaser

Where's the music?

It's not a music teaser It's a teaser for the new music coming out Like that's her announcement

Give me a hook Give me something that makes me excited New body, new music coming soon From Lizzo Are we still on? Do we still like Lizzo? Was she a Lizzo thing?

I loved Pink I loved her song for the Barbie soundtrack. Yeah, she crossed lines with her dancers. I remember that. Yeah, that's when she was last in the bar.

Listen, Kevin, if you're not going to cancel Kanye and R. Kelly.

Look, I'm not canceling anybody, bro. And Diddy, you're not canceling Lizzo. Who am I to cancel somebody? Like, I ain't got things wrong with me. I'm not canceling nobody. Yeah.

All right, for all of today's Dirty, catch up on the podcast on the totally free iHeartRadio app or MojoInTheMorning.com.

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I'm canceling Zach for not cutting that microphone off after that one. War of the Roses, if you are worried that somebody that you're in a relationship with is doing this to you or you know somebody that is kind of in this same boat, have them text us or you text us text cheater to 95500 that's cheater to 95500 and we will get you

on the war of the roses catching cheaters and proud of it ow i'm sorry it's your home for war

the roses on mojo in the morning tiana who is it that you think is cheating on you

my boyfriend

and why do you think that he's not being faithful

um well for starters we've been together for like three years and um you know things have been going well we started working at a factory together um did you guys meet

at work

no we knew each other before we started working there so we kind of got the job at the same time okay

why is it now that you're thinking that he's cheating

um it started like a few months ago maybe like two months ago now um there was a new girl that started working now and um pretty girl attractive girl but

And he's doing this all right in front of you. So he either feels like he's doing nothing wrong or he's very, very bold with us.

Yeah, right.

Exactly. Or he's just doesn't care. Yeah.

So is the place that you work at a place where there have been other people that have started the job that maybe aren't this girl and he's never done this before with anybody else?

A hundred percent. I mean, I don't want to say the name of the company, but it is ****. So people come and go and I don't know, like this seems like a first. And like I said, we've been together for years, but it's just happening like a couple months ago. And it's not just, like, he's just flirting with her. Like, she's, like, flirting, too.

Does she know that you guys are boyfriend and girlfriend?

Yeah, everybody knows. Of course. I mean, we live together, so.

And so even with her knowing that this is your man, she's flirty with him.

Very. I mean, just last week, I saw them, like, go to the storage rooms with rap things or whatever. Like, I'm putting that in quotes. And I was, like, listening. I know it's kind of crazy, but, like, I was listening through the door, and I don't know. Like, I didn't hear anything crazy. It just seemed like they were laughing, but I don't know if that's, like,

appropriate, you know? They wait. They went into a storage room together and shut the door? Yeah. And shut the door.

Sound factory.

This is my kind of voice. Are they hiring, by the way?

Wait a second. You said you asked him about it. What did he say? He said it was nothing. He just kind of blew it off.

You said y'all live together. Are you at home right now? Is he at home with you?

No, I'm at work. I'm actually in the bathroom.

Oh, my God. I was wondering. It sounded like a little echoey, and I'm thinking to myself, I wonder.

Yeah, I'm trying to, like, not, yeah. I mean, you guys are only during the day, so this is my only opportunity.

All right, we're going to call him up. Will he pick up his phone at work?

Yeah, he'll have to answer, especially if he doesn't know the call.

Okay, we're going to call him up, and we're going to see where he's going to send a dozen free roses. You're going to have to mute your phone just because I don't want it coming back to him. I don't want it echoing back, okay?

Okay, okay.

You got an iPhone?

I do. I'm going to mute myself.

All right, hit the mute button right now. It's War of the Roses. We want to see those flowers go to Tiana. Hello?

Hi, I'm looking for Andre.

Yes?

Hi, Andre. My name is Nicole. I'm calling from a floral company called rosesbloom.com. Do you have 30 seconds to answer some survey questions in exchange for a dozen long-stemmed red roses? Two questions, 30 seconds, totally free of charge to you.

Wait, what is this again?

My name's Nicole. I'm calling from rosesbloom.com. We're a flower company. Okay. Doing a promotion for some free flowers.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay, yeah. Yeah, go ahead.

Andre, have you purchased flowers in the last six months?

I have not.

okay do you plan on purchasing flowers in the next six months I mean I can I don't know I can okay as I thank you for participating in that roses bloom dot-com survey I'm now authorized to provide you with a dozen long-stemmed red roses so do you have a first and a last name of somebody you'd like to send

some flowers to today? Oh, wow. I would probably send it. Marissa. Okay. I'm gonna send that to,

yeah. What is Marissa's last name? Sorry, say that again? What is Marissa's last name? okay and what's her telephone number do you know her telephone number

uh you know what let me check yeah let me check the number now

yes uh five six okay

four three okay and what's her relationship to you just call her okay um so it is a dozen long stemmed red roses I just want to make sure that's okay. Or we could switch the arrangement if you'd like as well.

Yeah, yeah, that's cool. Yeah, yeah.

Okay. And Andre, we do something unique at rosesbloom.com. Instead of sending a card with the flowers, I'm going to record a voice memo here with you. So when they get delivered today, Marissa is going to get a text message alerting her that she has a delivery. And then she'll be able to play this message that we're going to record. So when I count you down, you can just talk and basically say something similar to what you would write in a card for the flowers. Okay?

Ah, okay.

Okay, here we go. Three, two, one.

Work hard, play harder.

Okay. And I also have to let you know, Andre, that this call is being recorded for quality and training purposes. Are you okay with that?

Yeah, I'm good with that. Yeah, she knows what it means.

Okay.

Andre, I'm going to jump on real quick and wrap this call up, and then we'll send those flowers off. Is it okay if you just got one more second? I just wanted to tell you one last thing. Andre, while you've been sending flowers, your girlfriend, Tiana, has been listening in and just heard you send flowers to another woman.

Hello? Can you guys hear me?

Tiana.

Wait, wait, wait.

Dre, are you serious? Are you really serious? Hold on, hold on. Since I broke some f***ing flowers?

Andre.

Hold on, hold on.

Andre, this is the Mojo in the Morning Show.

Don't come to my car.

Andre, this is the Mojo in the Morning Show. Yeah, I can't be serious. Tiana is on the phone with us right now and wanted to see where you would send a dozen free roses to.

Yeah, you're a liar is what it is.

Hold on. No, no, no, hold on. No, no, no, because this is a co-worker. First of all, this is a co-worker. Second, it's a co-worker.

It's all good. I'm just glad. This is better than me signing something else. You might as well figure it out. At least it's coming up, too. I'm good. I'm over this. I'm done. The waste of three years. No, no, no, hold on, because you're overthinking this whole thing. This is not... I'm not overthinking anything.

Andre, is there something going on between you and one of your coworkers?

No, this is no. I don't know. This is insane to go through all that shit to do that. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Where are you at right now, Tiana?

Don't worry about where I'm at. I don't want to see you. And please don't come over to my side. I don't want to see you.

Where are you right now?

Don't come to my car. I have Marissa drop you off to pick up your stuff, and that's it. I don't want to see you.

How much longer do you have to work today, Tiana?

What time is it? I have, like, three more hours on my shift.

Oh, Jesus. You've got to be there for three more hours.

Yeah, but I might have to leave. I can't believe it. Three years of my life. Just tell me where you are. For a random chick at the job.

Hold on one second. Andre and Tiana, I want you guys to talk. We're going to give you an opportunity to talk just to each other with us, not listening in on the phone. Okay. Hold on one second. Tiana, stay on the phone. Busted again.

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844-665-6548 is our telephone number. Are there, like, I don't know, plant, like, I don't want to call them hookers or whatever, but are there the girls, though, in, like, the factories? Let's call Kenyatta and ask her, although we'll have the voice disguised her so that people don't know it's her.

As we just say, we're going to call Kenyatta.

Are there the girls that work in the factories that- Get around. Yeah, they get around, they flirt with the guys and stuff like that. I don't know what you'd call them. When we talked about the truckers, Megan always calls those a lot lizards. What would they be called in a factory if they were working there? 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Comments on this. Miranda, what's up? it's the war of the roses tiana's got herself some issues here what's going on hi miranda

oh hey good morning first time long time nice to have you call thank you i will just say that was the most suspicious thing this guy has more than one woman like he has multiple just when we asked about it he was oh oh okay yeah yeah uh let me think for a second like he has multiple women lined up so she dodged a huge bullet

yeah i wonder about this although she did say that this one particular girl was the only girl that he's ever been this flirty with can i tell you what i was thinking he definitely has multiple

women a hundred percent what's that i was thinking that it was so new he couldn't remember her name

off the top of his head if you're truly yeah but also how bold that how bold is he to be doing all of these things right when tiana's like there yeah well i'm in the same place maybe some distance

though because she said don't come over to my size no i know but she still saw and heard things

like he really just doesn't care or is dumb what's up sarah hi it's mojo in the morning where are the

roses hi i have three comments i want to know why he even has her number and his phone if they're just co-workers and um what does work hard play harder mean that was stupid that was sketchy she knows what that means weird yeah uh we now know what to call him jesse what do we call them

i always heard him referred to as factory rat oh okay so the girls that get around are the factory

rats factory rats yeah do you know this because of you worked in a factory or you've known people

that have worked i've never worked in a factory but like friends of mine have and yeah they're

called factory rats all right so this is not an uncommon thing like this happens yeah well i think

at any work right don't you think workplaces i'm just saying that in the factory like i

that one kind of blows my mind a little bit because i didn't realize that there is even enough free time for you to go off and do this like i thought that that the time you know from

everybody i've known is very scheduled but now that we're down in eastern market shannon that across the street business that we have with the the corn beef place and yeah yeah i mean we see those guys walking yeah you're right and honestly i will say this to you there are some good looking

ladies that are walking into that place when i'm walking out dudes i love a lady with a bloody apron on her they do yeah i like that if we're going with the lizard thing like lot lizard

let's just call them line lizards line lizards a good one kev by the way i just wanted to let you know that uh not all of them have bloody uh aprons i just want you to know that what's going on how How are you doing, Shelly?

Good morning. How are you guys? Good morning.

We're good. Shelly, you know about this, don't you? You had a guy that worked in a factory that was a cheater?

So I work in a factory as well, and I see it myself. Like with people, I'm not one of those people, but I was married to my husband for 24 years. He's been at the same plant for 31 years now, and I was going to try to get it into where he's working. And he was like, oh, no, you don't want to do that. There's so much gum there. I wouldn't want you to do that, you know, work in a place like that. Because he would tell me stories while I'll come to find out. He was one of those, you know, lying lizards that you're talking about. And he cheated on me with three different women there. And when I caught him. Where and when? Where and when was he doing this? So one of them, which is crazy. So you say there's not time here. One of the ladies was a janitor there. And he cheated on me in the bathroom. On the clock, you find time. You find time. They have breaks.

You know what I mean? Like, but yeah, you know, she just blocked the bathroom off.

Oh, not with the little yellow sign. Privacy. The yellow sign. Yeah, exactly. Talking about his wedding here. I'm glad it is. Don't say what you do, but what, is it auto?

Yep, and his was auto too. Not the same factory, but yep, definitely, definitely. So I learned the hard way and it boils my blood. Listen, she's making something right now. She told me just a friend. I am.

This is the hard work in making all the wheels for us. We appreciate you guys.

That's right. I'm building Ford Tough.

Ah, I love it. Build Ford Tough. Jacob, by the way, has a different name. What do we call them, Jacob? Plant Pounders. What did he say? Plant Pounders. Plant Pounders. i like it any specific plants by the way thank you any plants uh have the best pounders what's going on kylie hi hi how are you

what's going on so my dad had a work wife uh for about 11 years while married to my mom with three children.

Oh, damn. How y'all find out about her?

He actually just left one night in a snowstorm and moved in with her and just left us. Oh, man. Wow.

I'm sorry. That sucks. I'm sorry.

I've had time to heal. I just think it's a crazy story now.

Yeah.

What was he making? What was he doing?

A car part.

Jeez, man. Well, you know what? But that's the thing that we don't understand is that when we're, you know, hearing stories like this and getting it, there's obviously effects of this. And it's the effects of somebody like yourself being a child of one of those. After the War of the Roses, we did let Tiana and Andre talk for a little bit. And then we got Tiana. Tiana, are you guys going to have a follow-up?

Probably afterwards, but he promised he wouldn't follow me the rest of the day.

Do you see this girl, this Marissa girl? Yeah.

I mean, I'm in a different department, technically, so I don't really go over in the area often just to see him, you know? Like, we'll have lunch together and stuff, so. Okay. But now, like, I feel, like, stupid. People, probably other people know, and I'm bragging about our relationship. Not bragging, but, you know, they know we're together, and he's doing this at the job. It's embarrassing.

Do you think something more is going on, though? Or do you think he's trying to get something more to go on?

I just don't understand the point of sending someone roses if you don't like them.

We got to try to see if we can get her to give us her explanation of this. Hang on.

I'm just going to go say something to her. No, no.

Don't lose your job over here.

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All right. It is Mojo in the Morning. you know what we need help with right now we need help from megan because megan's got a legal issue going on megan uh you got nabbed by uh was it one of those uh police camera things or

um yeah so you know how like cop cars all have scanners on them cameras and they tell you when to pull people over based on like if their license uh is suspended or if they don't have car insurance or if their tags are expired and the other day i was actually driving through um cork town jesus christ i kept wanting to say royal oak you ever get the wrong word in your head over and over again and your brain is stuttering like that's not right that's not right uh so cork town is where i was driving through let's go ahead and back to toledo and uh fastest way for me to do that is driving through there but uh to get on over by rosa barks y'all know what i'm talking about painting the picture guys painting it in too much detail got it all right so driving that way, got stuck behind one of those cars. By the way, you're part of our air check session we're

having at the end of the show today with Dennis Clark. At least I was able to call myself out. We are all ADD with our storytelling today. Go ahead. So I'm driving and I'm behind one of those

cars that's like a Google Maps car. Like it's got the cameras on top of it. Yeah. You know how they're like making the satellite maps. And so this car is going, I swear to God, three miles an hour. I'm losing my mind. I am absolutely losing my mind. And I'm pulling out of this from behind it. Like, you know how you're doing that. I can't wait to get around this car. I'm going to speed off. It's going to be great. And as soon as I get around this car, I see the lights behind me go off and I'm getting pulled over. And in my mind, I'm like, excuse me, officer. I'm not the one who is backing up traffic. You got the wrong guy.

Hi, you were supposed to get the one with the giant camera in front of me. You missed him. Pulls me over and I'm like, you ever get pulled over with such confidence? Like, I know this isn't the one time I was speeding and I was wearing my seatbelt and like I wasn't on my phone. Like I got pulled over with such confidence until this man.

Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm confused by your story. I'm stopping for one second. you got pulled over by a cop and they pulled over the wrong person no because i'm still stuck on the fact that you didn't know it was cork down or a royal oak what what did what did you have what

happened okay so long story short was driving behind one of those camera cars got pulled over had confidence that i wasn't doing anything wrong cop walks up to my car window and goes hey your tags have been expired for like a really long job okay so in ohio you can get multi-year tags which is what i assumed that i did here and for some reason because it wasn't my birthday when i got new tags you can only get multi-year tags in michigan when it's your birthday in ohio they'll be like we can pay up till your birthday and do a year from then so i just assumed that i had done that and i didn't so i i looked at this cop i my life was like a wreck i didn't expect this i couldn't find my registration in the glove box and my insurance i didn't have a copy of it thank god i could download the app on my phone but it just felt like everything was going wrong in this traffic stop and i was losing my mind did you get were you speeding or something because of

can they they can't pull you over just for tags can they i think they can can't they

yeah they absolutely did so the guy uh told me that in the state of michigan when your tags are expired i have to go to court over this shut up now in case like for full context here i went to Like, this happened on Friday, and like I said, I was heading to Toledo, so I was in Ohio all weekend, and I fixed my tags yesterday. So this happened on Friday, and on Monday, I fixed everything, but I, like, have to go to court and defend this. I thought they gave you just, like, a warning, like, hey, come back in and show up. I feel like this has happened to me, and I had to go back into the police station and just show them that I paid to get my updated tags. No, that's not what they'll always do, because I have a court date.

Well, I think you call the number, and then when you call the number, they'll make you show proof of that you have tags.

Officer said I had to go to court. You probably have. That is ass.

No, no, no, no, no. That's a waste of time. No, but I think they have to do that. But if you do bring your receipt, the judge will show leniency and say, oh, you did it, like waive the case.

First off, I can't believe that you got pulled over in Detroit for anything. God, I don't think I've stopped at a red light in Detroit in I don't know how long. Do they pull people over in Detroit? Sometimes.

If they really mean it.

I didn't know there was traffic cops there.

You really got to be doing something crazy. Livon, you're the people that get me, though.

Yeah. But I don't know. Go back to the whole thing. You said that the other car was the one that was doing something wrong, and you were the one that got pulled over. So they pull over the wrong car?

No, she's saying the other car should have gotten pulled over for backing up traffic so much. It was like one of them new technical cars with the cameras on it.

So from the top, what happened was I was driving in Corktown.

Are we sure? I mean, he keeps asking questions.

No, well, you confused the spit out of me with this story. I'm like sitting there going, what in the hell is she talking about here? But, okay, so we're trying to help you figure out if you have to go to court for the fact that you didn't pay your tags, which, by the way, I pay my tags every single week.

We're not trying to figure it out. I got the date. I got the time. It's happening.

Okay. Well, I think this is easy. This is much easier than if you got pulled up. First off, we call the advertiser, guys, those TicketFixPro.com guys. Here we go. And have those guys figure it out for you.

I don't trust him to make this connection at this point with how many times I've had to reiterate this story.

They will hang up in about five seconds, though, if you tell the story the way you just told it. They're going to be like, I can't understand a word she's saying. But I think tags are easy. You know, you didn't do anything other than tags. I'm shocked that they actually wrote a ticket for that. Are there any cops listening?

Am I in the Twilight Zone?

No, you got me in the Twilight Zone with how you told that story. But where's Kev's friend from school?

Officer, I don't know if she'd like me to say her name. Her name's Tasha.

She's great. We love her.

Look, this happened to me. I was on a tag strike after COVID. I was like, man, they ain't pulling nobody over. I was riding no tags for like three years, bro. Like three years. Because I'm like, man, they're not pulling nobody over. Who cares, bro? So I was riding dirty for like three years, and I got pulled over, and the lady came, and my thought was just, oh, like I was going to play.

Obviously, I'm not a dumb blonde, but I was going to play dumb. I was going to be like, oh, my God. Like, oh, I thought I did it last year. You know, COVID, everything's like five years faster. Thought I was going to pull one of them moves. They was like, no, bro. Here's your ticket. Get your tags, and maybe they'll show leniency on you. And they did. Do they make you pay for the years that you missed, Kev? Yeah. I had to go get, like, back tags.

Ask me how much it costs. How much? Oh, how much? $160. Oh, that's a lot. That's average. I was going to say, I feel like that's very normal. That's normal for Michigan tags. That's very normal. I just know everybody in Ohio's brain just exploded that that isn't the normal price. I think the most I've ever paid for tags was like 80 bucks.

Wow. Well, they do things different there, too.

And I'm pretty sure I paid like 30 bucks.

They don't have the same insurance that we have, too, right?

Oh, my insurance tripled when I moved here. And that is not an exaggeration. To the dollar, tripled moving to Michigan.

What's up, Justin? Hi, it's Mojo in the morning.

oh my gosh megan i just had that happen to me last friday i was coming off of the expressway and no no i was heading on the expressway and i got flicked and the cop pulls me over for because i guess i forgot to turn uh turn my turn signal on or whatever and he tells me my tags are expired i'm thinking like i got the car from the guy he told me i had two year tags i didn't realize it had been two years already and i ran to a meyer kiosk i had to go grocery shopping anyway so i ran to the kiosk so fast to get my tags so i didn't get pulled over again

when you buy a car from somebody you can transfer the tags with the car

well i had my own plate it was my plate so okay i didn't but i didn't but it was the The tags were new because he did my registration and transfer of ownership and all that all in one shot. That was the first time I ever seen somebody do that.

You can go to a Meijer to renew your tags. I don't feel – I feel like you guys can't. But I also – I'm very curious.

But it's a Secretary of State kiosk.

Yeah, they have a social – those kiosks, by the way, are the greatest thing ever because the Secretary of States are like the worst to go to. um the uh the play they're going into the talk to a person in this and they make you make appointments now since uh covet which sucks you can't just walk in there out of the blue what's

up john hey uh my wife had the exact same thing happen she even had the good registration she just forgot to put the sticker on and so it was just like she was talking a full-blown court case they made her come in and the guy was like well you just have to you did you take a picture of your plate and she says yeah and he comes back and he said this was nobody he came back and he said uh no you're on the docket you're gonna have to sit here and wait and they had to wait and go

before the judge what a waste of time for everybody for your wife for the judge for everybody when she already did it and she could just submit the photo and be done with it or go to the police station then show it that's what i'm saying that that's silly that needs to change uh what's up erin hi

it's mojo in the morning hi okay so first off mojo are you messing with megan when you made her repeat tried to repeat that story like three times no i'm not messing with her she got me

confused with whether she was driving through cork town or royal oak but what's your comment

It was so not confusing at all. And I'm like, he's seriously just messing with her. Because it was very clear that she was just like, why am I getting pulled over? When this guy was going three miles per hour, I'm already frustrated. I know I'm good to go. So I'm like, oh, he's definitely just messing with her.

I feel like I'm reliving Megan's story through you. Do you have a comment? How can she get out of her tags?

Hang up. I was listening.

Yeah. What can she do? Can you help her with her tags?

uh thank you for the call i can't help her but i i will admit that the situation's a little dumb that's ridiculous she's got to go to court and then i will also agree that i love the kiosk at meyer i always go always go yeah it's so much better yeah so much better that they have really mad that ohio has such cheap plates oh that's insane how do we not know about that it's insane

well we we need to see if we can become ohio like why is it that our uh our uh politicians in Michigan get away with bad insurance and overcharging us. What's going on, Dawn?

Hey, how you doing? First time, long time. Hey there, Dawn. Wonderful. Hey, Megan. It happened to me on Christmas Day. I was driving a vehicle that I don't normally drive. Cab was expired in July, so six months later. He gave me a ticket on Christmas Day, but I went and renewed it online right away, Christmas say, and And I had to call a phone number on the ticket, made an appointment with the magistrate. I did an online court thing, and they dismissed it.

Okay, that makes me feel a lot better. But I feel like Christmas is the one day a year where, like, we don't follow traffic infractions.

Yeah, like, why are they giving tickets on Christmas Day? That's, like, that's somebody that's pissed that they have to work on Christmas Day. What's up, Ashley?

Hi there.

Hi.

so i was riding in westland with my cousin who actually had warrants and um i'm confident i'm driving i'm doing the speed limit and uh i get pulled over and i'm you know i'm not speeding i ask him what i was doing wrong and he's like you know you your tests aren't uh renewed so i i was like no there's no way i pulled out of my glove department the receipt with the sticker it comes on the little form and he ended up letting us go he didn't even question who my cousin was or

anything he let us go and that was it you were sitting there sweating the entire time thinking your cousin's going to jail and it's going to cost you some time right no my cousin more than me but

yeah yeah what does she have warrants out for now i'm very curious about that give us a deep Probably just driving stuff. Oh, okay. Okay. Driving, nothing serious. But, yeah, he was like, I'm going to jail for sure.

By the way, if I know my cousin's got warrants, I ain't driving them.

Absolutely not.

I don't have time for that. What's going on, Misfit Victor? Hello.

Hey, Victor. Hey. Good morning, guys. Megan, did you by any chance explain to him that you have a serve-safe food certificate? That's not expired?

My God. So funny, Victor.

I do have some bad news for you, though. That story took so long, your plates have expired again.

Victor, stop it. By the way, the guys texted me and said that they would help you, Megan, with this. Awesome. Yeah. So TicketFixPro.com. I know they're not advertising anymore with us. They canceled their advertising with us. but maybe they'll come back. Maybe Megan, they'll come back because of this and they'll start advertising again to help out with this stuff. I have to tell you, I would like to find a service. This would be my service. I would like to find a service like you do Uber and all the rest of that stuff that will just go and do the crap that takes you extra time, like go to court. Like, can we have somebody go to court? Have like a stand-in. No, get one of those Tesla robots. Yeah, that would be cool. Like if you could pay for that, Like, I'd take that over a sex doll. You know what I mean? Hey, wait a minute.

Who could get me or who could get me get moms and dads a good place in the car pickup line at school? It's a thing. Wouldn't that be the greatest? It is 40 minutes of my day.

Have somebody hold the line for you.

I'm not kidding.

That might be a topic. Like, if you could have a robot do something for you just to cut the time. Like, we've already figured out how to get groceries and food and everything delivered to us, like, in a second. Or have something from Amazon delivered in a second. I'd like to have that. Somebody that can, you know, deal with my kids being a pain in the ass at night when they're trying to go to bed. How many moms do you think would take care of that? Put your kids to bed at night. Have a great day. We will see you tomorrow morning. Check out the War of the Roses podcast. It's up and ready for you now. 20-plus years of idiocy and still going in Detroit, Toledo, and West Michigan.

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