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All right. Mojo in the morning show. We there. Megan. And Megan wants to know if you can send something back or what you should do when this happens to you. What's that, Megan?

I was curious. If you, like, go out somewhere and you order something and they get the order completely wrong, are you the kind of person that corrects them? Or are you the kind of person that will just take whatever you got and leave? Because it happened to me this weekend. I went to go get a coffee. It was the wrong flavor, the wrong size, the wrong milk, the wrong everything to the point where I couldn't even drink it. but i could not correct the person enough times before i just gave up and said this is what i'm getting i will throw it away once i get it and i will go to a different coffee place and that's what i did i i took i paid for it i took it and then i threw it away really so you wait so you

didn't get what you wanted to get so instead of just saying hey that's not exactly what i wanted

i said that multiple times and i still got it wrong what was it becomes a point where i just I can't I can't keep correcting you

What was it what was the thing that you A coffee I know what was the coffee though what was the specifics of it

If I give you the specifics you're going to know where I went But it was like the wrong holiday flavor The wrong milk the wrong size The wrong everything

So it had to be Starbucks I know where it was It had to be It was a Starbucks come on And the other thing too is you're going to another place It had to be a Starbucks they got a Starbucks on every corner

Because the Starbucks is the only chain

Well but you can't so so there's so why can you not uh uh like i at that point i would say all right this is not what i wanted you got to say something because i would be annoying to have to get in the car but that is

a very honestly that is a very thing no i think we all are like that yeah look if it's a starbucks where i can see them making it then they can't mess with your drink i think that's the fear that most people have is that if i send it back they'll do something to it that i don't like see for me

it's not literally megan the same thing happened to me the other day i would i walked to my favorite like little mom and pop coffee shop and i ordered um i ordered my drink and they gave it i ordered it extra hot and they gave it to me iced and i was like oh man now i have to walk back and it's cold and I really wanted like a hot drink or whatever, but I didn't say anything. And Kev, it wasn't because I thought they would screw with my drink. It's because I didn't want them to think that I was a whiny, needy baby.

But you weren't a whiny, needy baby. I know. You pay for something, you order something. I don't think it's a problem getting what you ordered.

And I did say when he gave it to me, I was like, oh, that was supposed to be hot. And then he's like, oh, oh yeah, I see the hot cup right there. I'm sorry, my brain's all over the place today. And I felt so bad. I was like, it's okay, I'll just drink it. But I was like, I really want it, not this.

Usually at Starbucks, though, if you say that to them, they'll say, well, you know what? Just keep that and I'll make you another one. Out of all the chains, I feel like they're the best at, although I bet you they get scammed a bunch, too. Yeah. But they're the best at usually rectifying it.

It's funny. If it's something like coffee or a drink, like you guys know I'm a big wine lover. If I get wine that I don't like, I'll still like, okay, I'll drink it. But if it's food, I'm getting a little bit better about saying something.

But if you give the order three times, it's still long. I'm not giving it to you of a fourth time.

Chelsea gets mad at me when they bring a bun out with my burger, and I have a gluten allergy, and she'll be like, you got to send it back. And I'm like, I'll just take the bun off. She goes, no, you get cross-contaminated. You get sick.

It's nothing like having a boss lady that'll take care of that for you.

I know, right.

So you don't got to say nothing?

So Chelsea will go with you to Starbucks next time. What's up, Caitlin? Caitlin, what's going on?

Megan, last time I went there, I was like, you know, I've stayed in the same order like three times. I actually went in and I'm like, this is messed up again. Can I just have someone else put the order in? And I felt like such a jerk, but I'm just like, I'm going to go to work. I really want some coffee today.

I literally could never. I would rather drink the dairy and get absolutely like flushed out at work in front of all of my coworkers who could hear it happening than ask for another employee. Absolutely not.

Was it the one down the street or no? Because it's the one down the street. I know all the people there. And honestly, okay, so it's another one. So can I tell you, though, that that's why I befriend them? Because I know I'm there so frequently.

Why would I befriend somebody who can't get an order the right three times? You're not going to remember my name or my face. You can't remember what I just told you.

I do get what you're saying because I would feel more comfortable if I knew the person being like, dude. All right, what are you doing?

I always feel like, honestly, like Starbucks, I'll be willing, or McDonald's or Jersey Mike's, I'll do it too. But if it's like a mom and pop place, I feel like they're looking at me differently.

That was my situation. Yes.

What's up, Maria?

Yeah, I went to Starbucks one time and they kept making my drink wrong. And the manager came up to me and told me just to leave the store and go to another place. What? come on that's very not starbucks to me that's a bad manager i never went back to that starbucks

again yeah isn't it funny that there are certain starbucks that are good starbucks and there's certain starbucks that are bad like the starbucks that i go to on cabot is the best starbucks in the history of the world it's in novi i love it everybody that works there is awesome the morning crew is the best the afternoon crew is the best blah blah blah there's a starbucks though that's right down the street from there that's kind of a little towards like farmington hills where and

i want to say there's a couple no there's no you just digged into me no no no it's not that new

one it's not the new one on hagerty i've never been that one okay that's a good it's another one i walk inside or going you know through the drive-thru of that place there's always an angry person just like the the one on northwestern highway there's always like an angry dude oh yeah that guy's a little kind of yeah all right having a bad day i always he's the guy that i wouldn't send it back to and come out and beat my ass probably megan i used my rewards for it too

so i was like oh that's the worst your stars those are no it was just rewards because it was a

rewards program because there's there's nothing worse than when you get to your 200 stars and you get your free drink and having it not be filled all the way up i almost wonder if and they're not cheap i know i mean can i tell you how crazy it is that like a drink is six dollars Like, that's nuts.

No, tell me about it, because it's not what I wanted. And it was the more expensive drink, because I asked for a small, and I got the large.

All right, here's the deal. To make up for this, to make up for this, what is your drink? And I went.

everybody to send megan let's do it one of these today oh come on no no because it was you know

what the worst part was and this is why it's super annoying i don't get like what do you guys always call it froofy drinks i don't get those all the time and i was in my feelings this weekend i was like you know what my go-to is baking a batch of cookies that's way too much i'm gonna go get like a froofy drink but i was justifying it in my head by being like i'll get at the at the end of a 45 minute walk, and I'll get the small one, and it was just wrong flavor, huge size. You built up to it. Everything, and I'm like, are you kidding me?

How many modifications did you have in it,

honestly? I asked for a drink, small size, different milk, no whip.

That's easy. Yeah, that seems like

normal Starbucks. I've seen people do a vernacular. I mean, some of these people are getting crazy with these orders. Yeah. What is

it? What's the drink? Come on. Tell us what your drink is.

No, I don't want it. No, I don't want it. I don't want it. No, I want to know what you're drinking. I don't want it. What is your drink? The drink that I ended up getting, I looked it up afterward, was like 1,400 calories. And I was like, are you kidding?

What was it? Is it a muco latte?

It's something like that.

It's a peppermint pie.

Essentially, it was a cup of melted chocolate. What's her drink?

Do you know her drink?

I think it's a peppermint mocha.

Peppermint mocha, no milk.

But if you buy it, it will end up in the garbage. Because I cannot believe I had the entire large one yesterday when that's not even what I wanted.

Come on. You got to give her a small one with, what did she say, no milk?

I don't. No milk. I don't want one. You won't come in here. Listen, it's going to be denying. I will literally, no, no, no, no. I will film myself walking over to the scene. Oh, come on. One drink's not going to kill you. You did this this weekend. Look how great you look. No, no, no. New topic. I'm sick of all of you forcing me to do stuff I don't want to do. We just want to see you happy. This weekend, I ate all of the food this weekend, the appetizers that I did not want to eat. I took a shot this weekend that I did not want. You had me get a second glass of wine that I did not want. Think about this. When the sides came out for the meal, I piled on my plate three sides I did not want. I'm telling you 17 times, I do not want a drink right now. I'm going to get it for you.

Stop.

You just worked off all those calories from that drink just by screaming that.

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Yeah. Right, Megan? Yeah, that's exactly what we do. And Post Malone had the big song with Wild. All right, let's get to a winner. We got Rachel from Roseville on the phone. Good morning, Rachel. Good morning. How are you?

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me very hopeful for uh myself and my singledom because if he can do it anybody can and I'm talking about jake paul here famous youtuber and boxer jake paul got engaged this past weekend to olympian jetta letterman uh jake paul announcing his engagement to the olympic speed skater on his instagram that announcement earned nearly one million likes in its first five hours online so good news if that uh that can happen for him it can happen for all of us right she is a beautiful woman is that too mean i don't care all right jennifer anderson was seen grabbing dinner with Pedro Pascal on Saturday. They were seen leaving the Tower Bar at the Sunset Tower Hotel. This is in West Hollywood. After a, are you ready for this? Three hour dinner. It's a three hour tour. They were pictured talking to each other outside of the ballet area before parting ways. This date comes after a lot of speculation that he might be appearing in Jennifer Aniston's TV series, The Morning Show, which is a phenomenal show if you do not watch it, as well as some speculation that because they did that appearance together, It's led to this new romance, and we'll be watching out for that. They've been seeing together quite a lot lately, which I think is fueling a lot of this. Do we think they're together? I think they're together.

I'm going to go with you on this.

Yeah, that's the right answer.

Oh, my gosh. Good job.

Let's talk about basketball for just a second. You know that sport I'm really well-versed in. Kev, I'm going to need your help on this. I got you. So it's March Madness, right? Correct. Which means a lot of teams playing back-to-back-to-back. We're getting a lot of press conferences, but a guy who's legendary here in the state of Michigan, Tom Izzo, the head basketball coach over at Michigan State, right? Hall of Famer. He nailed it. Okay, so he won this past weekend. I'm going to say that with confidence, right? Correct. All right. Get the dings ready. And every time you win, or I guess lose, you got to sit down for a press conference. But in this press conference, it was actually from one of the interview questions. He found out the time slot for his next game. They had to play against Ole Miss. It's coming up this Friday. He's not really too happy with that time slot.

What's that again? 840. Breaking news I guess it's an hour earlier

I love that What time is it again?

I guess it's an hour earlier with the time change The first game they played was at 10 o'clock Are they getting screwed? It's just one of those things that happens It's like 64 teams in this tournament So get in where you fit in Who picks it? I don't know, they

The ambiguous they The man. We hate the man. I had a lot of sad news this weekend. A lot of people died this weekend, including two-time heavyweight champion boxer George Foreman. He died on Friday at the age of 76. George Foreman won an Olympic gold medal in 1968. He was inducted into the Boxing Hall of Fame as well. He was perhaps the most famous fight of all time when he took on Muhammad Ali at the Rumble in the Jungle back in 1974. Ali did knock out Foreman in the eighth round. Eighth round. I know how to write. So reclaiming the heavyweight championship back. He fought five more times before he retired at the age of 28.

Wouldn't that be nice to retire at 28? He sold a lot of grills.

Okay, that's the last line. Okay, so don't forget the thing that I actually think he was famous for because I was a little young for his boxing career was the George Foreman girl. Do you want to guess how many units he sold? Five million. Oh, way more. Yeah, at a zero? Way more. Two zeros? Bro, he sold over 100 million George Foreman gross. Jesus. I had one growing up. Did you have one?

Oh, hell yeah.

Hell yeah. Yes, indeed.

Oh, my God.

Let me tell you, game changer. With that little fat drip plate, you were like, oh, I'm healthy, babe. I'm healthy. I never cleaned a fat drip plate. Nobody did. Nobody did. It was gross. It sat on the back of the sink. Nobody actually cleaned it or put it away with a grill. You just pulled it back out every time you needed to use it. That thing was just a panini press, right? Thanks. Okay. All right.

All right, we'll call it a grill, but that bad boy was a panini price. And then the last story I've got for you on this 630 Dirty, just days after a woman accused Joe Gatto from Impractical Jokers of sexual assault. A former employee has now come forward about her negative experience.

while working with the comedian. That TikTok user accused Impractical Joker star of sexually assaulting her when she was just 19. Gatto immediately denied those claims. Now that second woman, who previously worked for Joe Gatto during his time on Impractical Jokers, claimed that the comedian exhibited unwanted behaviors that she described as sexual harassment. She perceived him to sometimes be flirty, a little bit handsy, and Gatto often told inappropriate jokes. Now, Joe Gatto has issued a statement in all this saying, quote I have used poor judgment and as a result have violated the trust of the people I love most but anyone who knows me at all knows full well that I wouldn't assault anyone uh the second complaint did not allege that she was like assaulted in his statement working on myself is an ongoing process I'm now going to take some time away from the public eye to focus on my energies where I need to you can check out all of today's dirty by listening to our podcast just Search for Mojo in the Morning on the free iHeartRadio app.

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All right, Mojo in the Morning Show. Phone number is 844-MOJO-LIVE. Text 95500. Can you call somebody out or can you say to somebody if you notice something different about their look? What happened?

And I'm going to say right off the bat, I will not, and I would not, but I have a friend who does not live here, which is why I can do this topic, but I haven't caught up with her in quite some time, and she sent me a message on Instagram yesterday, and of course when somebody sends you a message that you haven't chatted with in a while, or she's just not somebody, like her story doesn't appear in the front of my line, or you know what I'm talking about, right? and so i want i went to her her profile to see like what she was up to and then checked out her story and when i went to look at her story i honest to god did not recognize her because she had humongous lips oh hell yeah some sort of filler in her cheeks for sure a nose job her hair color changed a little bit i was in the school pickup line to grab smith and loose and i screamed in my car i mean she looks so so different and she was so pretty and by the way i am all for i mean i've gotten botox i you know i've i've done things but this is like very very very drastic where she doesn't even look like the same person yeah and not good yeah not good

so don't i would never say anything to her don't you think somebody should say something i am not

close enough friends with her to say something i don't think you can ever be close enough to somebody to say something because they are choosing how their face looks and what they prefer and you cannot step in and say you've made a bad choice you look bad i think you can say something no

depending upon how they receive it that's one thing but i think in any regard if you love someone and you see an area that you want to speak on i feel like the if the relationship

what do you say i'm going to show megan a picture of so her story expired so i can't show you the story but she hasn't posted in a long but look how pretty she was let me see her gorgeous was i want

you to see it like damn yes beautiful now would you look give me today's i can't because her story

expired but if you love somebody kev you don't tell them i find your face unappealing by your

own choices no so if you see somebody and these are two totally different things if you see somebody that has uh and they're drinking a lot and it's getting bad do you say something that is

a totally different thing.

So I view it as the same thing. If I see that there's an issue, that you're headed in a direction that I don't think is healthy for you, then I'm going to speak on it.

But, God, like, aesthetics is a tough one. Like, drinking, I am worried about you dying. I am worried about you having an issue. I am worried about your well-being. I'm worried about the people around you.

But, I mean, if it's, like you were saying, if it's just a touch-up, then cool. But any time that you're taking something to the extreme, I feel like I have to say something. If you're having a sip of wine, I'm not going to say something. If you have a little Botox, I'm not going to say something. If you're changing your whole face, to me, that's the same as you drinking a lot.

You're at the extreme. I disagree. I can see where you're coming from, but I think the effects are so different on the people around you and health and harming others versus if I've made myself my perfect vision and I feel the best I've ever felt and then you tell me that I look bad, you're not a friend.

I don't know. It doesn't have to be you look bad. And I think just because the effects of what you're doing happens to – whatever you're doing affects other people, I think I'd take the same weight of that if the only person that affected is you.

But you don't bring this up unless it's bad.

Speaking of weight, I want you to call me out from now on if I gain more weight. That's what I want you to call me out. See something, say something.

You're taking more shots than LeBron. You're good.

Oh, my God. What is wrong with the show today and the honesty? My shots are going in. I'm done. Anna, what's going on? Hi.

Hi. Good morning.

What's going on, Anna? What do you think?

I'm the friend who says something because I want people to tell me if there's something. You know, I look crazy.

So if you saw your friend with blow-up lips and, you know, a face that doesn't move, what are you going to do? oh yeah i'm telling her you're gonna say hey what are you doing i'm like you look like a fish what are you doing see i couldn't if it's somebody that is like really close with you like your best best best friend don't you think you would say something no no so if okay if asked so i had

a girlfriend who recently got if she's listening right now she's dying she got her eyebrows laminated and she did not go to the right person it looked it looked real bad and she said oh my god i look like i have caterpillars on my head my face and i was like let me give you my girl's name like because she asked she knew already that it was bad but i would not have looked at her and been like oh my god what did you do to your face what about your sister jacqueline would you tell say something to her jacqueline oh and jacqueline and i are real honest with each other if i think if she asked me i would but i wouldn't just come right out and be like really well i don't know

no maybe i would i would christina what's up hi i'm always gonna tell you how i feel it's about character you have to know my character and if you can't receive my character maybe we shouldn't be friends because you have to know who your friend is and you have to know talking to you with grace and love i'm going to tell you it's about how you say things you know i love you maybe you could tell somebody what you love about them but maybe they didn't do that right do you think you know You should do this or you should do that. There's ways to do it. You've got to speak in love and grace to come from a good place. Because if you're my friend and you don't tell me, you're questionable. Your character is questionable. I want to know what I'm going to tell you. I'm not your yes friend.

Would you be more pissed off if you said something to the person like, man, I really didn't like what I did to my face. And they're like, yeah, I was going to say something to you. Would you be upset that they waited?

From the Grinch.

Yeah.

What kind of friends are you hanging out with, though? like i do not want a friend that wouldn't be like you're beautiful you're gorgeous whatever you want them to lie to you i don't want them to say but if she didn't ask for for my opinion right but like even even so i don't want this blunt honesty those are not the kind of people i want in my life i will

tell you if i do though like if i said to you hey i just got my you know highlights in my hair what do you think and you're like i actually liked it better dark i honest to goodness would appreciate that you and i have that relationship right but if i came in and you were like what the f did you do to your hair right tom's got a good point very different tom what's your point okay so can they

reverse that like once it's done i mean do they do like an imaging first to show you i mean because it seems like everybody that does that all has that same look and i don't really like it yeah

so i've girls are like beautiful natural i've had lots of um filler done first of all it goes away on its own eventually your body breaks it down but they also have dissolvers and i'm wondering shannon how much of this was brand new work because when i get my lips done they become that huge duck like crazy insane swelled look and then two or three days later they just look a little

plumper than normal is that what this friend i don't know because i'm gonna say why take a picture if that's the case you're right megan when where it does go down originally some guys do like you get fresh out the barbershop you want to show it off she could have got fresh out the face shop What's up, A? Initial A, voice disguised.

Yes, so I have a friend who had liposuction done, and when she had it done, they also did a little bit of liposuction down in her cat area. Well, after she had it done, her wife told her that she preferred her cat fat instead of like a barb.

Meow. Wow, okay. She wanted her cat fat.

Yeah.

You can get that done? Yeah. You can get it. Yes, it can. Really? Wow. can guys uh can guys do that too i believe so they can get their dog bigger um what's going on nicole hi it's mojo in the morning oh i'm sorry not uh not nicole but tiffany i'll go to i'll go to nicole

tiffany um so i was one of the people that actually had something done i had a breath reduction done and i ran into a couple guys a couple years later and they just said something's different but we can't put our finger on it and i sat there for a couple minutes they go oh your boobs are smaller but they look okay wow guys said that to you they look okay yeah a couple guys i went to school with

Oh, my God. Were you really close with these guys, like their brother guys?

Yeah, I grew up with them, so they were like brothers, but it was still weird.

Because I was going to say, for the guys just to randomly say that to you, they better be close to you otherwise.

Yeah, no, they were.

Misfit Nicole, what's up?

Hi, Nicole. Hi, everybody. Good morning. Good morning.

I know you're honest. You would say something, wouldn't you?

No, I'm with Shannon. Shannon brought up a good point where she said relational capacity. Her and Megan have a relationship where they can say things to each other. Shannon says she hasn't seen this girl in a minute. You can't say something if you haven't seen the person in a while. It depends on their relationship. And you know what, Nicole?

I love what Shannon has said in the past. It's, can you fix it this moment? So, like, it would be one thing if you came to me and said, girl, you blocked out your eyebrows. Like, they are two Sharpie Nike swoosh masks. Right. Versus, wow, you got... Which I would say. Yeah. But I can change it right now versus I cannot get the filler out of my face this second.

Yeah. Exactly. But look, I'm tripping on the last caller talking about you can get your cat back. I want my cat back.

We love you. You take care of yourself.

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I'm 31, and I live in Shelby Township. Okay. I work at Meadowbrook Hall. Okay. And I woke up like three minutes ago.

Ah, is the brain still a little foggy, or do you feel like you're where you need to be in order to get your second win?

I mean, I just, like, read a couple things online, so I'm as ready as I can be right now.

Did you listen to the 630 Dirty? I was sleeping, so, like, oh.

All right, well, let's meet your challenger today. We got Jacob from West Olive. Jacob, good morning. Good morning, good morning. How are you guys? We're great, man. How are you? I'm doing all right. I also just woke up not too long ago, so let's see how it goes. This is going to be interesting. Yes, it is. All right, well, Nina, we're going to lock you up. We're going to start with Jacob. Jacob, let's see what's going to happen. It's going to be interesting. All right. Take it away.

All right. Jacob, you ready?

I am, yes.

Question number one. Congratulations are in order for Jake Paul, who got engaged this past weekend. What is his famous YouTube brother's name?

Three seconds. You said, we'll repeat it one more time? Jake Paul. Oh, wait. Logan Paul. Logan Paul. Logan Paul. I got it.

Question number two, George Foreman passed away this weekend at the age of 76. What sport was he known for?

Boxing.

Number three, Selena Gomez and her fiance, Benny Blanco, have been on a press tour promoting their new album. What is her famous ex's, Justin Bieber's wife's name? Haley Baldwin. Question number four, Amanda Seyfried recently confirmed that she made it pretty far in the audition process for the biggest movie of 2024, even singing with Cynthia Erivo, with some eagle-eyed fans bringing up that Cynthia said in an interview the only person who deserved the role of Galinda was Ariana Grande. What movie did Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande star in last year?

Uh, past. I don't know that one.

Number five. Rachel Zegler's new movie topped the box office this past weekend. This song was famous from the original. This is going to be an audio clue. What movie is it from? And cheerfully together we can tidy up the place.

All right. All right. Here we go. Jacob, you got three right. Hey, that's not bad. Not bad at all. Let's bring our champion back. All right, Nina. Jacob got three right. You got to tie your B3 in order to advance. You ready? I believe in you. Yeah. All right. Here we go.

Question number one. And congratulations are in order for Jake Paul, who got engaged this past weekend. What is his famous YouTube brother's name? Logan.

One to one.

Number two. George Foreman passed away this past weekend at the age of 76. What sport was he known for? Bye.

Two to two.

Question number three. Selena Gomez and her fiancé, Benny Blanco, have been on a press tour promoting their new album. What is her famous ex's, Justin Bieber's, wife's name? Bailey Bieber. Three to three. Question number four. Amanda Seyfried recently confirmed that she made it pretty far in the audition process for the biggest movie of 2024, even singing with Cynthia Erivo. Some fans brought up that Cynthia did an interview where she said the only person who deserved the role of Glinda was Ariana Grande. What movie did Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande star in last year?

Wicked. 43.

And question number five is an audio clue. Yeah. So make sure you listen up. Rachel Zegler's new movie topped the box office this past weekend. This song was famous from the original. What movie was it?

Whistle while you work.

Ooh.

Ooh. Together we can tidy up the place.

Can you name that movie? I saw that movie this weekend. It was Snow White.

Oh, perfect score. Five out of five. Oh, my God. The champion moves on. I feel like I'm getting easy ones. The champion moves on with a final score of five to three. Congratulations, Nina. You just woke up, but it doesn't matter. You're moving on. Jacob, thanks for playing, my man. You're not going home empty-handed. You are going home with a $50 gift card to Kroger. That sounds good, right? Yeah. We're still looking for 5 at 6.55 contestants. If you want to play, text I want to play to 95500. Congrats, Nina. We'll see you tomorrow morning.

And not only are we looking for contestants for the 5 at 6.55, I'm also looking to be validated here because what you don't know is right before we started the 5 at 6.55, everybody in the studio started arguing over Snow White, the movie, okay? And that song, Whistle While You Work. And I need to be told that I am right here because we started fighting over the biggest song from Snow White, which I said was Whistle While You Work, but Kev, you picked a different one.

I disagree. I think the most popular song in Snow White is the Hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho, the work we go. You don't even know the words. Proving my point that it's not the most famous song from the movie. If we had the opportunity to appear on Family Feud and Steve Harvey in his fly suits and mustache said, what is the number one song? And you said, what's the way you work? It would go bing. And number three would turn around. It would not be number one.

Absolute lies. I need you to tell me what the most famous song from Snow White is. Text us 95500, please. And tell me if that I'm right.

It's Mojo on the mornings 5 at 655555. WKQI Detroit. WSNX Muskegon Grand Rapids. WVKS Toledo. This is Mojo in the Morning. Oh, Mojo, he's amazing.

Live. It's Mojo in the Morning. I got to tell you guys, I am, I'm just not getting it, man. I might be of just that different generation, but, you know, I think I'm a rational human being when it comes to things.

Irrational human being or rational human being?

I'm a rational. I am a rational human being. Um, so I won't say who the person is because if I do, it will probably cost the radio station some money. So I'm on the phone with, excuse me, on the phone with a, uh, a client of this radio station and they say to me, uh, okay, well call me back, but text me before you call. And I said, okay. And I go, why? And they said, well, I want you to just text me before you call. And I go, why would I have to text you before I call? Why don't I just call? You know I'm going to be doing it. I said, it's like 10 minutes. I'm going to do it. And they're like, no, just text me before you call. And then they hung up the phone. And I hung up the phone. I was like kind of a little salty because I was driving. So I was like, you know, not that I don't text and drive. I do. I hate to admit that. And it's stupid. I know that. But I'm thinking, isn't that doing the same thing? That's like, call me, hang up the phone, and then call me right back.

No, he's right. Or she.

It was a she.

Oh, she's right.

Yes. So, but why is she right? Because. First off, you sound like my son, because I was having this. I got home, I was so cranky. I was telling somebody else. I was telling Jeff Sackwell on the phone the same thing. I'm like, have you ever heard of this? Text me before. And Jeff's like, isn't that stupid? He goes, girls will say that to me sometimes, like, you know, it is the same thing as if

you're going to come over and knock on the door, text or call first and say you're coming. Oh, well, I 100 percent agree with that. I think the text before you call, though, is relevant. If I like I would say that to you if I needed to make sure that I was in. a quiet space and away from people to talk to you but i basically was telling i was telling him 10

minutes i'm calling you right back you know 10 minutes 10 minutes and and i get the whole quiet space thing that's fine megan your analogy is wrong is it because it's so good you can't argue it's wrong because what you said was truth i'd rather have somebody contact me before they walk over come over and just ring my doorbell correct because i want to have forewarning but you already know that that's going on i don't get it's call me old-fashioned or maybe i am have terribly you know like clearly clumsy thumbs but if i have a choice between texting or making a phone call to converse with somebody i choose to actually make the phone call and just call them that's

that's fine and dandy they just want to be prepared and make sure that they're available for the conversation even if you say 10 minutes anything happen yeah that's true they just want

to make sure they're available i but see i think it's unnecessary if you're giving them an exact if you said hey i'm gonna call you this afternoon then i could understand her saying okay just text before you call but you literally gave the exact amount of time i know even in those situations

i've had i've had moments to where it's been a job like somebody was calling me for a job interview oh you don't want to be on the show anymore no no like this is no it's not that 10 minutes can go extremely quickly like you can look at your phone and it'd be one o'clock and then you know the job is then you'd set the timer on your phone no that's ridiculous i'm not setting a timer for

you to call me back all right here's the thing 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 is our telephone number or if you want to text me before you call you can text 95500 i want to know what you think about this the whole idea like what is the phone thing that drives you crazy like I'm sorry for example

we have dirty on a 30 we have time for things that we never are on time for so you say I'm gonna call you in 10 minutes that's like saying we're gonna do the the dirty at 30 it never

happened I am on time for nothing on the show but for everything that deals with the monetary values and and and i want i want you to know that i i am a regular i'd rather just text you okay i am fine with that you just said you would rather call you didn't say no no i said i would rather i would rather do the one thing i would do that one thing hold on a second is is this is there another west in this world or do i know only one west i think i know only one west is your west why are you

calling for this topic because because i'm driving to work um no i shannon what do you hate that i

do after i call you you say hey just tried to call you didn't you didn't answer and i'm like

i see that you i have a missed call from you yeah i hate that anybody who says give the courtesy text before you call, why is it not okay to send the courtesy, hey, called you after a... Because I see that I have a missed call.

Yeah, no, that's different. Wait, wait.

But to Mojo's point, you don't have to do any of it if you just put that to the phone. That's true, too.

So wait, so are you saying that Shannon... Don't side with

him. I'm halfway. No, no.

I actually am halfway sided with him, too. Wes, you're saying that Shannon never picks up your phone calls. That's not true. She does the thing, too. She has... She bucks me like

crazy. I do not.

I do not. She has on her phone message. Leave me a text because I would rather have a text than have you...

I'm not going to listen to your voicemail. She won't listen to the voicemails. I flat out say it. Send me a text.

She's as bad listening to voicemails as Megan is looking at a text.

Yeah, I won't look at a text. And I'm not going to pick up your call, so just don't contact me. Leave me alone.

Do you know that I have a special ring for Chelsea? Because when it rings, I know I got to pick this damn thing up.

Do you have a special ring for me, Wesley?

uh i do not but i did have one for my ex-wife for a while

hey hey west not answering any phone calls from you today i saw you i saw you and shannon uh were

were out somewhere yesterday on shannon's story did she pick out your outfit or agreed to that outfit i didn't i hate you guys what's up nick how you doing good how are you good what's going on

so i mean i understand your frustration but i actually probably gonna get yelled at when i come to work today but um every single time i send an email to my boss i have to send him a text letting him know that i sent him an email oh my and before i call him i have to send him a text message asking it if it's okay for him to talk so the second one i get your little your little client situation yeah well listen but the second one i get i understand the second one is okay

hey do you got a second to talk the first one that bought

Boss is an a-hole. I'm not going to make any comments on that. Cannot confirm nor deny. Candace, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

So it sounds like to me that someone's irresponsible with their time. Is this not a professional relationship?

It is.

Like, are we not all adults here?

Yes.

Oh, you're on schedule all day? Oh, hello. What are you calling us out? because no i'm saying that this is a professional relationship in my place of business i am on time but like if i'm going to a friend's house and i'm going to be late yeah i'm going to call and be like hey i'm gonna be late sorry i'm not a breath i'm moving wood um but uh what are you doing

wait what are you doing you're out are you on a treadmill or what are you doing

no you know i have a wood stove in my house and well somebody has to get the wood into the house

so oh you're moving wood i'm so jealous of you and your wood stove that's a you that's a my god please no it's so exhausting uh what's up marissa hi how are you hi i was just saying i hate when

people call me and then they don't leave a voicemail and then i'm clearly busy so i'll shoot them a text and say hey what's up i'm busy and then they you just get ghosted for like an

hour i hate that is by the way that is actually a bad thing too when they because you want to make sure that there's they're okay and all they have they just called you why can't they just say no nothing important tony travato our boss is great at if you call him he'll say hey i'm on a call call you call you right back i do appreciate that um i realize i'm the jerk that doesn't answer them back and say okay sometimes so that so that i at least at least show it but you're right though if you do that you're being caring about them and if they don't answer you back they're not caring back what's up judy hello what's up what's going on nothing i was just

saying like if i'm gonna tell you tax me before you call me it's because i want to make sure i'm I'm not around my boyfriend or my husband. Oh.

Oh.

And I'm not in business, or are you getting yourself into it? Boyfriend or husband. Oh, yeah, wait a second.

Boyfriend or husband?

I like this. Lordy. War of the Roses in moments. Shelby, what's up?

Hi.

Hi.

I just wanted to let you guys know I love you guys. I listen to you every morning. I'm a bus driver. We love you, too. Thank you. listen to you on my bus but i just wanted to call because i personally hate talking on the phone so if i text you she's talking to us on the phone right now but she hates talking on the phone well i i've talked to you guys obviously thank you that's flattering like my like my grandfather for example he will like i'll text him something and he'll call me immediately and i'm like oh Like, I texted you for a reason.

He's your grandfather. You know what? One day he's not going to be on this planet.

Yeah, talk to him. Talk to him.

Come on.

I know, I know. My wife always reminds me of that. So I do. I pick up the phone for him. But if anything, just text me.

We love you, Shelby. Thank you for the call. Eric, what did you want to say?

Hey, so the whole beginning of the thing is that it's because of monetary gains to the radio station, right?

Yeah.

So the client relationship? Yes. All right, client service, man. I don't care if you got a text before you call or if they want you to take them out to lunch or anything.

You're right.

You got to do it, man.

Listen, I got to protect those advertisers. I don't want those guys going over to the scumbags across the street, you know?

Exactly. Got to keep them right there. I mean, honestly, personally, I'm with you. Like, I really don't. I'll call you.

Yeah. No, I agree. And listen, and it's a long-term advertiser, and we love them so much, Zachariah What's up Zachariah

Yo yo yo Mojo And the team What do they expect You're going to send them a text right I'm calling and boom you call Did they even read the text

That's actually a really good thing Do I have to wait to call them before they reply

But then you'd have to text again When you actually call

That's true Zach you bring up a very good point

Love you guys

We love you too buddy

This is the Midwest's number one morning show. And that's kind of sad. Mojo in the morning.

I've been wanting to get to this one this morning. We've been teasing it a little bit. But the mystery of who's drawing the dicks. What's going on, Shannon?

Okay, so all six of us were out the other night. And that's myself, Wes, and all four of our kids. Our very blended family. And we're driving in the car. Wes is driving. I'm sitting in the passenger seat. The two older kids, Sam and Kieran,

are in the middle and then my little ones Lucy and Smith are in the very very back and I notice from the front seat that somebody had drawn a big penis and wrote Wes next to it on one of the windows and right off the bat I think it's Smith because the kid loves drawing penises and writing naughty words that he has just learned how to spell okay but upon questioning all four kids in the car nobody would fess up to it actually smith started crying that we kept blaming him and he's like it really wasn't me i love penises so like but like somebody clearly did it and wes was really really upset about it because his name was written next to it right like if it was just a dick i don't think it would have mattered as much except that it was yeah it was a named dick

um and so i just was it was it a big or small one because maybe it was the size of the actual

drawing no i mean it like it was like you know in the window oh okay okay so i just wanted somebody to come clean because clearly somebody in that vehicle is lying so we pull up into our drive in our into our driveway we go inside the house and we interrogate them for like a good 20 minutes when we get home and still nobody is confessing to drawing the penis and finally kieran who's in high school fesses up that he's the one that wrote west's name but but wouldn't admit to drawing the penis okay okay so so west is already up in arms about that that kieran drew this um and i don't know like why but i have never in all my years of knowing him seen wes so hot about this like he was mad about this this penis on the window and it got to the point where like i finally gave up interrogating the kids and so did wes but we're laying in bed at night i'm laying in smith's bed like getting him ready for bed and he is still crying that we think it's him

And he's like, Mom, I don't even draw penises like that. And he's like, I draw my penises skinny and long, and that one was short and fat. And I'm like, the fact that he was trying so hard to prove it wasn't him was so funny. But I believed him because he's like, you know how I draw my penises. Your Honor, my client is innocent. Which is true.

Which is true. And then I was like, and I was still talking about this at night in bed. I'm like, I kind of believe Lucy because she was on the total opposite end of the car. And I'm like, and then the two older kids, like it would have been a stretch for them. So fast forward to the next day, this, this crime still does not even have a suspect at this point. We don't know who it is. And, um, I go to Jack's car wash to get my car cleaned. And I realized as I'm like using the vacuum and vacuuming out my car that the, the West that Kieran had written was on the inside of the car and the penis was very clearly drawn on the outside of the car. So now I'm like, great. I seriously feel like some kid went around the parking lot where we were the night before, drew a bunch of penises on car windows. Kieran just happened to write Wes and all four kids got blamed for the mystery penises. Penis, it was just one.

Isn't it, by the way, isn't it funny though

that kids love drawing them? No, kids, no, no, no, no, no. It's men. It's men. It's boys. Really? Boys and men.

Why do you love drawing penises?

I don't know.

You're so obsessed with yourselves, it's wild. I don't get it. Like, I don't draw boobs. Right.

That's true.

Although, I do remember, like, as a kid, you'd draw stick figures, and your stick figures seem so awkward if it didn't have one, right? Again, just boys do that. To prove that it was a male or female stick figure.

Yeah, I never drew a stick figure with boobs.

Never.

Yeah, well, you'd draw the penis. That's how you read it.

No, you do a whole triangle for the girls. For a skirt, and that's it. And that's it.

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Who do you think? Let's have people put together suspects. Who's the suspect here?

You know what I thought? These poor kids got questioned like they murdered somebody.

You know what I thought? Yeah. That it wasn't anyone that you mentioned. You remember a couple of weeks ago, you said Wes was sitting on the cabinet, and was it your sister who saw his dick?

She didn't, but it was out saying hello on accident. She actually wrote on our social media that she didn't see anything. Okay, okay.

All right. Who drew the dick? What do you think, Jackie? Hi.

Hi.

How are you?

Good, good. I'm actually at work right now. But, yeah, I actually had this happen to me when I was a high school senior. A couple of kids.

kids they uh actually was a kid that didn't get along with my younger brother and uh so they had this beef so they would go around drawing these they called them gonzo but uh yeah we basically were trying to figure out what it was my dad at the time was upset because it was a 2001 mustang convertible and he paid for it so uh and we lived in a small town so yeah come to find out the only reason we found out who it was is because his girlfriend actually told me that it was him doing it and he was doing it out of revenge because i was defending my younger brother at the time

okay and and how close is your small town from shannon's neighborhood uh what's going on michelle maybe maybe this is maybe the the person's making a the the serial penis uh making the rounds

what's up michelle hi how are you good what's up good um i was just calling at first of all i was just saying that maybe it's like not really a stalker but for shannon you know like maybe it's somebody just being weird like that or possibly i know that they've been together

for a couple years maybe it's one of wes's exes or oh that would be very stalkery if an ex knew where we were out. You know what I mean?

Somebody actually says, and this is actually a good one, maybe there was a bachelor party in a place that you were parked recently. Bachelor parties, for some reason, the girls are always obsessed with penises. Everything's penis. Are you just drawing dicks on windows? No, but you know how you do that? You go through a parking lot of a place and you just start drawing on stuff like that. Do you ever write on somebody's car? Wash me. Yeah, Todd, what are your thoughts? It's Mojo in the Morning.

Yeah, yeah. So I think it was Shannon. She had no contact with the show.

She had no contact with the show.

Look at this.

I can assure you, it was not me.

It is a great topic. Listen, this is a great one.

I promise. She has never started a fight for a topic.

All right, hold on. Prove it, Shannon. Get a piece of paper and a pen and let's see you draw. if you would have seen

how mad my husband was.

What's that?

I said, I'm the best liar in the world. I think I got you.

Yeah? I don't understand what you just said, the first part.

I said, I'm the best liar in the world. I think I got you. You got me. Okay, you got me. Best liar.

All right. All right. Gail, what's going on? Hi.

So listen, I'm sorry, Shannon. I know he's your baby and all, but I believe the baby might have done it as much as he cried about it. I know. And the reason why I say this is because I have raised four boys, and every single one of them have pulled that same move. They will come with the tears swearing up and down, no, no, no, no, no. And I find out the latter every time.

Yeah, I know. That's kind of my guess still is that it was my little bubby.

uh what about mandy thinks this ties into a topic from yesterday what's up mandy

hello hi what's going on uh first time long time

she sounds like she either woke up or is everything okay i'm just laughing okay what's

going on um i think it was the valet driver okay so this this was a different place different Different place, yeah. No valet here. We parked the car ourselves. It wasn't after the thing or no? No, totally different day.

Okay. But that would be a good one, too. The valet driver would be. Could you have me?

Yeah.

That's a great idea. All right. And somebody says that it's your infamous garbage men that you have. Maybe it's.

Oh, it could have been. We love them.

What are those guys' names again? Wheezy and.

Dank and Dakota. They changed.

Dank and Dakota. And what was the other guy's name?

Drewski. But he doesn't do it anymore.

Poor Drewski. Maybe it's Drewski. He's missing out.

Mojo in the morning. What's that? Sounds stupid. Stupider than hell by now.

You are nasty. You are stupid. Mojo in the morning's Dirty on the 30.

All right, let's get that 7 Dirty 30. What do we got, Megan?

Kanye West is standing on his decision to bash Jay-Z and Beyonce and their whole family due to not feeling supported as he challenged the Kardashians in an ongoing fight over his parental rights. Now, Kanye took to Twitter saying that he refuses to apologize for his recent remarks about their children because they refuse their cultural influences to help him in his fight against his ex-wife, Kim Kardashian, over their children. This was the tweet that he put out, and I will censor it. He did not. There will never be an apology to the Carter family until they help me with my children. Blank.

which is the N-word, be getting one N-word out of jail at a time to look prestigious, which, by the way, Kanye, great word. The Carters and the Kardashians are basically the same, except the Kardashians are sex trafficking. I mean, okay. Speaking of Kanye, he confirmed that he used to touch himself inappropriately to Iggy Azalea. Now, this audio is weird. Iggy Azalea is live streaming herself playing poker online talking about meeting Kanye West. So when you hear that talking in the background, it's actually the dealer of the poker game that she's playing.

I just met this guy like five minutes ago and I'm supposed to be in a business meeting. So super weird. And I've been in a lot of label meetings at that time and they're all professional. So this was just weird to me. And I really looked up to Kanye. So it threw me off. I didn't know what to say. So I was like, oh, that's interesting to think that somebody that I really look up to, like, looks at my pictures every morning for inspiration. That's kind of cool. he was like yeah i'd to them weird don't know what to say weird he was like but you've got a boyfriend right okay he didn't say it in that voice i'm like yes i have a boyfriend he was like how big is this not kidding you my face must have been like he's like you don't gotta tell me you don't gotta tell me i know it's big bruh why are you asking about other men's

great question uh when that clip was shared on x kanye confirmed it by retweeting it sharing this is true with a shrug emoji so okay uh the jonas brothers have announced the details of their upcoming 20th anniversary their north american tour it's gonna be uh hype so says They had a Jonas Con this past weekend, and they were on Good Morning America announcing that tour. Is that not in there? Hi, I'm Joe Jonas. Jonas Con. And I'm talking about the Jonas Con.

We're doing Jonas Con at the American Dream in Jersey, which is right across the street from a venue we always dreamed of playing. So our tour, which is going to be called Jonas 20, Live in the Dream, the tour, will kick off on August 10th at MetLife Stadium.

Bro, they're from New Jersey. I turned into Ed Sheeran for, like, so crazy days.

That bold New Jersey-British crossover accent. Sure, sure, sure. You never know. You never know. Marshmallow, the All-American rejects, and Boys Like Girls are all going to be the opening acts on select dates on that tour. Tickets do go on sale to the general public this Friday at 10 a.m. Is there anybody you want to see hold their own con? Because this Jonas Con was all over my For You page, and it looked like a waste of money. Is there somebody you want to see?

Take that back right now, Megan.

I will not take it back. I will not take it back. Is there anybody, Kev?

Like, what happens at these type of things? Like, is it just performances?

Let me tell you, nothing. Nothing happened at it. They all sat on stage, answered a few questions. They had, like, girls that starred in the music video show up live to it. It was very, very much a waste of money.

Yeah, no, I don't think that's for me.

Yeah, okay. So now we have this fairly viral leaked audio floating around the Internet right now. It features an ESPN producer. His name is Ryan Bertrand. Sure. He's attacking the ESPN host, Stephen A. Smith, and really just framing him as an angry black man. Bertrand called him an angry black man, said he thinks he's crazy, he has no idea about politics. This is all in what sounds like a meal conversation. It sounds like they're at a restaurant.

We have this one guy, his name is Stephen A. Smith. He plays the angry black man on TV. The angry black man stereotype is basically you're loud, you talk over people. What you say is not necessarily important. It's more how loud you are and how, I guess, how you deliver your speech. He does that pretty well. I think the higher-ups at ESPN and Disney see that. He's like this angry black man. He goes on Fox News probably like once a week. And he'll talk about like Gaza. And he has no idea about Gaza. Talking about, like, his views on Gaza. And we're like, brother, you were just talking about the Lakers, like, three hours ago. Like, what do you know about Gaza? Stephen A, I've been talking about LeBron's son for, like, a while. LeBron, like, confronted him at a game one time. And then ever since that, Stephen A's been on, like, four different podcasts. Basically, like, I thought it was a weak move, like, coming up to me and whatnot. It's just this whole, like, embarrassing thing that we're all, like, blowing our eyes at. I mean, how good is that audio? Jesus Christ.

You know, that guy was like, I'm on a mission to frame this guy to get a clip online to go viral. Yeah, actually, you know what? Whatever you were recording on, put it on the Internet. I got to know. A while back at the end.

like Cynthia Erivo had shaded one of the people who auditioned for Wicked. Well, it turns out that actress may have been Amanda Seyfried. She recently appeared on the Happy Sad Confused podcast, talked about how she had hoped to be a part of Wicked. Oh, I didn't put it up there. Hold on. I got it. Give me one second. This is Cynthia Erivo. But where's my wall of audio? This is important. Hold on. Boop, boop, boop. Can we still procrastinate a little bit? This is my fault. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Severed. Here we go, and it's in.

Play it. I do, again, think everything happens for a reason. I mean, that's beautiful. We listen to Defying Gravity every day. It's funny, though. Like, I also got to sing with Cynthia, and, like, that was a moment in itself.

So fans were quick to connect the dots here, or at least connect the dots that they saw. Back in November, Cynthia Erivo had hyped up Ariana Grande getting the role of Glinda while shading other people with a remark, thank goodness, because it was not the two ladies that I was auditioning with. So now we have one of the people coming forward saying, hey, I auditioned with you. While she didn't mention those two actresses by name, now that we have Seyfried coming out saying, I sang with her, they got pretty far in that process. Seems like she was throwing a bit of shade at Amanda Seyfried. Check out all of today's Dirties by listening to our podcast. Just search for Mojo in the Morning on the free iHeartRadio app.

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Mojo in the Morning. Phone number 844-MOJO-LIVE. 844-665-6548. Text is 95500. Okay, so Kev's got a situation to talk about here this morning. uh do you bring your fights and your disagreements between friends and involve your kids into them

what's the story cab yeah man uh kind of tough situation i've known somebody for quite a long time uh not one of the core guys that um you all met at the birthday party none of my best friends but somebody i've known for quite a long time and um josiah has developed a relationship with my friend's child. And the latter part of the years of my relationship with a friend hasn't been the best. And it came to a point where for peace, for safety, we no longer needed to be friends. And I'm okay with separating that. It was a tough decision, but it was best for myself. And that's what I'm prioritizing right now is my peace. And the difficult part about that is not only am i separating myself from this friendship but because i'm choosing to separate myself i'm also choosing to separate my son from the friendship that he had with the other person's child and it doesn't come easy because obviously josiah has developed a relationship with this person but i think there are times when you have to just cut ties with people really and hopefully you know josiah can understand that you know this is one of those lessons where you have to

set healthy boundaries is it is it bad enough thing where if josiah were still friends with him like it would bring negative on josiah or are you just doing that because you're

better towards him yeah i think um i mean there have been threats that have made you know from both sides it hasn't got physical but i could see it becoming physical um and then the thought of mine just came like you know what if it's those situations where y'all just meet at zap zone and go your separate ways and it's like i don't even i don't even think that's a possibility at this point and i think another thing is it just seems like it's a door needs to be closed it doesn't need to be cracked and i feel like if it's cracked it will allow things to take place that just don't

need to take place is this something that has ever happened to anybody has anybody ever uh had a friendship blow up between uh you and somebody else uh and your parents wouldn't let you wouldn't let you hang out with their kids or you wouldn't let your kids hang out with their kids if uh if it's something that's involving you 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 is our telephone number i remember when i was a kid we had neighbors that lived down the street and my dad was not fans of them he did not like them he thought that they were pains in the asses like my dad actually used to call them paint you're they're pain in the ass and i would always go dad what are you saying that for and it was funny because i was friends with their kids and they would all go over there all the time and they would you know we would hang out and i would be like talking to them they'd be like how's your dad doing i'm like he's okay like i didn't want to say what's going on because you were aware yeah but when the kids came over to our house my dad was very friendly with them he loved the kids but he just didn't like the parents it's a hard situation but we still hung out with each other. So that was kind of, so that's where I'm like going, Oh man, that's too bad. Does Josiah ask for this kid? Does he say hey?

I mean, he has, but that's the tough part, bro.

I've never experienced it that way, but I've experienced it the other way where the kids have something going on, like drama between them, and it's like my really good friend's kid.

Does it bring any problems between you and the friend?

We always have said in our friendship group that we're going to try to let the kids figure it out as much as possible.

Yeah.

But that is really, really hard.

Are you showing loyalty towards your kids if you're a kid, you know what I mean?

Yeah, but if it were Lucy, for example, and Lucy was being, you know, a jerk, I'm going to encourage Lucy to do the right thing and say, you're in the wrong here.

What if their kid was a bully? Would you tell your friend that their kid's a freaking bully?

So that has happened.

Oh.

That has happened. And it makes it, it's very interesting. But I feel like, for the most part, my close friend group is very receptive to that. And then I have, you know, other moms that I'm friendly with because my kids are friends with their kids. And it's a little bit of a tougher situation. But, yeah.

Medina.

Yes.

How you doing? What do you think?

So, my daughter is about to be 15 now. And me and her godmother. So, imagine how close me and this person were. we had a very very strong relationship and we and we actually ended up cutting ties we just were no longer on the same page anymore and that's fine but my daughter was texting her kids and she was telling i found out through the grapevine she told her kids to stop talking to my kids first of all i don't care what we go through as adults those kids have nothing to do with it i my kid is friends with cousins that i don't even talk to so kids have nothing to do with that as long as you know that your kid is in a safe environment at a birthday party or things of that nature then it's fine but i completely understand kevin like having to break that to your child like we are no longer friends and then your child questioning like well why can't i be their kid's friend you know and it's hard and nobody explains that part of adulthood to you and it sucks because it does affect your child but i'm praying for you kev i saw you at the pittsons games on friday shout out so i had a ball so yes but it all worked out kevin i promise i appreciate you medina thank you

uh twyla twyla what's up is that is that you how you doing i said your name like in a question because i uh i know i've before screwed it up what's going on um i just want to say kevin it

took a lot of maturity to decide i'm a you can protect your piece right but i think that you need to take this use that same maturity to allow josiah to be if josiah is not unsafe then allow him to be the kid's friend if he chooses because it takes maturity to choose your piece it takes maturity to to exist with another parent without having that relationship and letting the kids choose but again that's that's me i am a parent i'm also a therapist so no that's a that's an

incredible point twyla i i can only do so much though and in a situation where i can't control how the other person responds, how the other person acts, my full energy is to protect my child. And when I can't control the environment, I got to control what I can control.

Hey, Twyla, don't you think he should still let Josiah be friends so that he could find out if this guy's talking crap about him? Like, Josiah could be the mole. Come on, Twyla. Twyla, I'm a therapist, too. I don't know if you know that. I play one on the radio.

You are a mole, you're a radio therapist.

That's right. Exactly. We love you. Take care of yourself.

You too.

All right. It is funny, though. You know, all the circumstances that we just brought up, you know, of friends and, you know, when you're a kid and stuff like that. The Shannon one is interesting where when your kids get into fights with kids that are your friends' kids, it really can put, like, a wrench in your friendships. Yeah, yeah. Because your kids are like, Mom and Dad, you can't hang out with that, you know? you're not being loyal to me whatever the deal is like yeah but they guys got a great bourbon

collection but i do like twyla's perspective and i love the relationship i have with josiah where we can communicate and sometimes i think we can be stubborn and think that we know everything and our perspective is the perspective and our kids can really open up our iris and allow us to see things differently and question our own beliefs so we had that conversation he challenged me on some things but we came to an understanding and an agreement at the end of it that this was

what was best that's good i can't wait for you to come over and meet my parents i mean i had

such a great time met a total loser on bumble and he's still not calling you back second date update happens at 8 20 on mojo in the morning it's mojo in the morning zach here with us right

Now, in the topic this morning, we're going to have to keep it as clean as possible. Kevin, I want to make sure that you don't say anything that you shouldn't say. This topic is about Zach's roommate or buddy and the kinkiest ask that somebody asked you. Now, if we do a topic with this, some of the things are not going to be able to be said. Like words are not going to be able to said. You're going to have to use euphemisms and things like that. so if you do call us up with something kinky it's got to be something like you know put a euphemism in there like we talk about baking cookies and things like that zach is this a

roommate of yours or a friend of yours uh fred okay because i was gonna say if this is one of your roommates run out yeah yeah no no um so i got a call yesterday um just checking in from a friend and i said to the person i was like hey how's your relationship going like are you guys married yet she said no we broke up because it was a red flag it's like what does that mean well he liked kinky stuff in the bed i was like oh tell me more what's going on she didn't know this before they're like getting ready to get married well here's the thing yeah it got more and more kinkier um he took her out on dinner and he wanted her to eat all the pasta and get very bloated because he wanted to feel see how it felt with a pregnant woman

come on

oh my god that's so gross isn't that crazy and it's not gross to be pregnant and hooking up but to be like I need to know what it feels like it's so weird

did it work could you imagine also trying to have sex after you just ate a bunch of pasta

that's when I politely say no

That's the last, like, I don't feel good about myself after I'm bloated, so, like, no. Like, I'm not going to Carrabba's and then going to bed right afterwards. I'm going to bed to sleep. Yeah. That's crazy. So, by the way.

Wait, did you ask if there were, like, what some of the other things were? Because you said that it got kinkier and kinkier, the requests.

Yeah, well, that's the kinkiest it got. And she mentioned, like, you know, other, like, tying up and stuff. And I was like, okay, but, like, what's the craziest thing?

Have any of you guys been tied up? you have look at her look at her

Shanna's been tied up I do not recall no

no question no the question come on you can't just sit there and do that look but the weirdest part to me is I don't want anybody handcuffing me not like that tying me up or doing anything like that like I don't want to have to like get myself out or have 911 get myself out

yeah no it wasn't like that though like it was what was what is it like this is really weird come on it wasn't like that it was just it was it was more low-key very yeah and just hands just like the hands behind your back or not behind my back but yeah yes it was just my hands i want to be tied up do you really i want

i want i want to be tied up like feet tied up hands tied up to where i can't you want to be Hog-tied? Yeah. I don't want to be able to stop what's going on.

You know what?

You know what I mean?

If there's any girls that get with Kevin and you tie them up, leave them there.

Yeah.

So Monday morning, we have to call and find out where he's going. I won't be able to answer. We're going to be calling your mom. Excuse me. Can you go over to the house? That would be crazy. We have learned the cops will do a wellness check, so they'll show up. I'm serious, though. Can I tell you, though, like with the pregnancy thing, like the whole idea, pregnant sex, and we've had it just when we were trying to have, like, they told us that that's how we would have the- Going to labor. Yeah. We were trying to get- Okay. And the pregnant sex was not comfortable. Like, as a guy, having pregnant sex is not-

Oh, as a guy.

Well, it's never- Listen, sex with me is never comfortable at all. But sex with- By the way, and having sex with me is like having a pregnant sex. No, no. But it was, like, I now look back on it, and I go, god that just felt like you know it's so weird that really yeah how many months in are we are

we talking about so and maybe i feel like i've talked to other women though and this was the case when i was pregnant i was really horny like the especially the beginning of the pregnancy and then once you get to the end of the pregnancy you're miserable and you're so uncomfortable and that's kind of like the last thing you want to do but then it is mojo is right it is something that Doctors will tell you towards the end when you want that baby out, having sex is something that will help you go into labor.

In honor of the Super Bowl. It's just not comfortable at all. For me, early on in the pregnancy, the pregnancy pee was the best. There's so much freedom involved in it. You don't have to worry about getting pregnant or doing anything because it's already there.

Well, early on is great. Yeah. Yeah, it's like you're not worried about that.

Um, have any of you guys had sex after you had like a big meal? Because that also is not fun either. No, that's not fun at all. Yeah.

That's what I'm saying to your friend's request. I would be like, no. He probably didn't eat a lot though. No.

She did it by the way. She tried it. She did. And she was like, I don't ever want to be like this again.

She smells like garlic bread. What's going on, Bella? Hi, it's Mojo in the Morning.

Hey. Hey, so I had a guy ask me if I would bring rubber gloves to go down a pipe. Oh, okay. All right, all right, all right.

Wait, so yeah, wait, hold on a second. So real quick, I'm not going to ask you specifics, but he asked you if you would bring rubber gloves to – Now, if a guy says to you, if a guy says, hey, we're going to have sex tonight, like did he say we're going to have sex, or did you think that your guy was going to do a little house cleaning or something?

We were talking about having sex, and then he introduced the rubber glove situation. I would run so fast and so far away. I mean, it was like the whole pipe up in. Okay. I'm just confused.

I'm keeping the stuff on the air clean. I'm keeping it clean. I'm dumping. What's going on, John? How you doing?

I'm doing good, Mark. By the way, first time, Mark. Hey!

How long have you been listening to this show, John?

Nine years.

I love it. Do you want to move your mouth away from the speaker just like a centimeter? It would be really nice.

You sound like, as we call it in radio, it sounds like you're eating the microphone.

Oh, hold on. Let me put you guys on speaker there. Is that better? That's going to do nothing. You know what?

Exactly the same, my dude.

No, he has just a raspy voice. Go ahead, John, but keep it clean, okay? Okay, what was the kink?

All right, well, okay, and actually mine was really freaky. She would love to go outdoors and be watched by other people while being tied up.

Oh, so you would go outside, like where, outside your backyard or something?

Backyard, woods, a park, at the beach.

Oh, my gosh. She liked to have public sex. Yeah. And she wanted you to tie her up? I'm surprised you didn't get arrested if somebody called the cops. You would have.

The only time I tied her up was when we were in the woods. That's the only time.

Do you think that deer are watching you going, what the hell?

Oh, I think there was more than just deer. Maybe all the animals were watching like, oh, my God, what are these guys doing?

Thanks, John, for the call. Madeline would like to talk to Kevin. What would you want to say to Kevin?

i was just gonna say i have some bed straps um and they are a lot of fun to use i've never used them on anybody else but um yeah you can buy them on amazon for like 15 bucks what what

are the bed straps meant for because they're not meant for sex are they they're they're to like tie

you up in a way so like you can use them over your headboard under your headboard you can put them under your mattress and have it like four-by-four style, like legs and your

hands. I thought you were calling to see if I wanted to participate

with you. That's what I was wondering. That was very directed. The offer is there.

Put her on hold, Lee.

Zach's like, wait a second. It's my birthday.

What a good friend you are, Zach. Zach's sharing his birthday cake. uh seth what's going on it's mojo in the morning how are you good how are you doing we're doing good wish uh zach a happy birthday it's zach's birthday today oh happy birthday thanks bro appreciate you what's going on we're talking about the uh the kinky kink

uh well i just want to tell you about uh when i was a lot younger uh my first girlfriend wanted to tie me up so i let her and then she started telling me that she's a tiger and started scratching my chest really bad and then she poured wax on me. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Did you like it?

I'm not even going to lie.

I was kind of into it. You could hear the smile in your voice like you were reminiscing about happy thoughts.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, it was good times. I'll tell you what.

That's one of those ones where it's like, oh, my God, what is she going to go now? And then she ties you up and starts scratching. I'm like, wait a second. I can't even defend myself.

No, I was like bleeding everywhere It was wild

Thank you for the call By the way, there's one last birthday surprise for Zach We brought some rope in We're going to tie you up We're going to tie him up He's going to be here Monday He's going to be all weekend long

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Let's go. Mojo in the Morning. 844-665-6548. 844-MOJO-LIVE. Text is 95500. If you get a call after you send a text in to us, that's usually from us telling you that we want you to say your comment that you text in on the air. You guys ever house sit for anybody? You ever have that happen to you? Like when you either maybe you're younger or like your parents had friends or, no? Like usually people that house sit are people that either live with their families still or they live in like an apartment and they want to like live in a house for like a weekend or something like that and do somebody a favor and make some money. So we had-

You made money doing this?

Oh yeah, I used to get paid to house sit for uh friends all the time money doing it this uh weekend we had uh suzy whose uh family is friends with us house sit for us and she's like 24 or something like that 23 24 and when she was going to house sit for us she was also going to watch the dogs she had like asked the question she's like you know is there anywhere that i shouldn't go and we're like and i think that was kind of her way of saying do you guys have like a sex swing or something like that or whatever No, but she was like, where do I, where would I sleep? And we're like, oh, you know, you can sleep, you know, in any of the boys' rooms or, you know, we got a room in our basement, whichever, which is kind of a cool room. And so she's asking all these questions and we're telling her, like, where the dog's food is and how to feed the dog. And it brought back a memory of, I used to house sit for Coach McIntyre, my basketball coach. And Coach Mac, he had a, he had an amazing house. like he had a hot tub in his house that was freaking ridiculous it was so nice we had a hot tub in his house in his house didn't it smell no it was wild he so he had he had like one of those uh covered porches type things oh okay and it was like a covered outside porch but in the summertime you could open that things up but otherwise you keep free of mosquitoes yeah and you'd go outside on this covered porch first off you open up the the sliding door and go out there and it was like crazy how just incredible it was like he also dated younger girls all the time and then he eventually got married and when he when he got married he married this beautiful younger you know woman and he was probably like 30s or something like that okay and um i knew that the hot tub was how he used to get girls all the time because he'd bring them over to his house he was a single guy had a hot tub and i remember i would bring buddies over and we would have like without him knowing because this is pre like ring camera days we would come over to the house and i would go hey guys welcome to my house would you like to come to my hot tub and i would have like people like come over and we would have like guys and girls over and we'd all have like a hot tub party and then i'd have to clean it up by sunday night because he was coming home you know he was driving back home from wherever i think he had family that was in iowa or something so long long story short i was thinking about this when suzy was staying at the house like do you think like when you house it like would it would be cool like throw a party in the house or do you when you go to their person's house like do you go through their stuff because you're there alone the entire time and all you're doing is making sure that either nobody robs the house or if they get a package or something delivered it gets brought in like sometimes there's a pet you know as well yeah like if i was gonna house it i would go through everything that the people have see i

would not because i would be so terrified that there are cameras everywhere exactly yeah yeah

i guess i would think about that first i would ask that question too hey by the way i just want to make sure like do you have cameras like i don't want to like you know get in and i would ask them that question because i would ask that question now only for my hey i'm not trying to do anything weird but you know like occasionally if i go to the bathroom i might go to the bathroom and walk out, you know, with my pants off or something like that to go change my clothes. Do they have to tell you? I would think that people would be honest about it. Like, we have cameras in the outside of our house. We don't have anything, you know, inside.

But I'm saying I wouldn't want to rifle through somebody's stuff if I were house-sitting because even if I would think that there were, like, secret cameras, I was being tested, you know?

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four eight if you've ever house sat for somebody did you ever go through their stuff and did you find anything interesting at all or has there anybody that has ever house sat for somebody and had like something crazy happen because i used to think this with coach mcintyre because he was such a smart guy i used to think he has to know that we were having hot tub parties at his house oh yeah like there was crazy things i remember one time putting on his his pajamas ones too. Why are you going too far? Because I thought it was funny. That was funny. The guy had these nice pajamas and I'm like walking around. And then when I looked at him Did you talk like him too when he was in his clothes? I know you did. By the way, he was a really great basketball coach. And it was funny because I would have his pajamas on the whole time and he was kind of like the guy that would yell at you all the time. He was like Tom Picture I'm house sitting for Tom Izzo and picture I'm wearing Tom Izzo's pajamas. Like, how funny is just the visual thought of that? What's going on? Mojo in the morning. Hello. Hi.

Hi. Good morning. I have a house sitter story. Yeah, tell me. I had the house sitter. I wasn't the house sitter. I had a house sitter.

Okay.

So it was one of my best friend's daughters. She was 16 at the time. And my husband and I were going out of town, and we had exterior cameras, nothing interior, and she didn't know about it. i never thought to tell her um and at about 11 o'clock at night she was spent the night at her house we had two dogs about 11 o'clock at night the camera exterior camera goes off and we're looking and some guy comes up to the door and she lets this boy in and it was like a bad movie i couldn't stop watching then at about 12 30 they went out to my side porch and they're smoking marijuana okay and she's 16 at the time and my husband and i are like we can't shut it off at this point right and then at like 3 a.m she takes off leaves my dogs in the house doesn't show up till like nine o'clock the next morning oh no yeah oh yeah and then when we get home i'm like hey how'd it go last night and she completely lied to our faces oh it was great well i just hung out with the dogs all night busted what time did the dogs get up to go out in the morning she was oh i let him out about eight and to this day she has no idea oh my husband and i sat there for

two hours watching watching that's crazy and she lied the entire time to you that's amazing Initial A, your voice disguised. What's up?

I housed back for a family member one time, and I just went to the bathroom.

And you said, Sarah, stop for one second. Are you on speaker or something? Yeah. Pull it off speaker because it's cutting in and out.

Sorry. There you are. Is that better?

Okay, yeah, go ahead. What did you do?

Okay, so I was house-sitting for a family member one time, and I found adult diapers and I put one on and locked around the house.

Wait. Why did they have adult diapers? Were they older?

I don't know. Really? I have no idea, but it was so funny. I have pictures of me wearing one. It's so funny.

By the way, it's such a stupid kind of goofy thing that you did, but the idea that you're walking around trying on their stuff is kind of fun, isn't it? Like, it's not. I know it sounds so weird. It sounds weird.

Absolutely. It felt like I was, like, invading our privacy, but...

Would you ever, by the way, do it in an adult diaper? Because I always wondered that. Like, would you, like, want to sit in your own duty, you know?

No.

I don't know.

You've thought about this. I have. I have.

Road trips and stuff. What's up, Damien? How you doing?

I'm great. How are you guys? Good. What's up? So we were supposed to water the plants for a bunch of snowbirds as they went down south for the winter and we basically made it our house we partied all the time in there but we ended up having a strobe light one night and the people behind us noticed that the strobe light was going on and they called the cops and they got busted but our friend's car was stuck in the garage so we got busted so then it she couldn't get it for like another month because the house ended up getting locked up and it was horrible. Oh my god

like impounded because of it. I love that you have strobe lights and it set the neighbors like why do the Johnsons have a strobe light going off in there? Ray, this is a great one. Ray. You housed that, and what did you find?

Yeah, we housed that for my friend's aunt, and she was a single mom of one, and she didn't have a boyfriend or husband or anything, and we found a suitcase of just gags and ropes and all types of toys and lube.

Wow. The aunt was a kink, huh? She had some kinky stuff going on?

Oh, yeah. She was a coach and everything. It was pretty great.

i love it it's so great when you go and you house it for people that are like this is my aunt what's up mark how you doing hi mark what's up dog how you doing buddy i'm good man how are you guys good we're talking about house sitting and if you ever went through

their stuff or did something crazy um never went through anybody's stuff but i was house sitting for an aunt and uncle and so i saw something so they had this this uh this garage that was not attached. What do you call that? Not attached garage. Yeah. And I saw a guy walking in and out of the garage. I couldn't figure out what was going on. They'd been out of town for a week or two. So I called the police because they were freaking me out. Turns out there was a guy that had moved into the rafters above their garage and he was like tapped into their electricity and he had furniture up there and he had a bed up there. Oh my God. They didn't know. Like it wasn't somebody they were renting to or something? No, no, no. They had no idea. Whoa. Shut up. And you were the one that noticed it when

you were house-sitting? Say that again? You were the person that noticed it because you were house-sitting for them.

I think that he saw them pack up and leave and assumed that they weren't there. That's what my guess was. Wow. I mean, he had a whole setup there. You know, pictures on the walls. It was freaky weird. Did they

find out who the guy was? Like, was he just somebody that was driving down the street and saw it?

It was just some guy. He had a car. He was parking the car on the street at night. I mean, he was living there.

Unreal. You know what they should have done? They should have found out about him first and had him house-hit for him. Right? Absolutely. Or charged him rent or something. They would have been like, hey, we could kill two birds with one stone.

My winter fat is gone. Now I just have spring rolls. This is Mojo in the Morning. my winter fat is gone now i just have spring rolls this is mojo in the morning it's the second date update on mojo in the morning why are you not getting a call back

after you went on a date with somebody we're gonna find out the second date update here on the mojo in the morning show uh we of course are looking for people that have been ghosted so text ghosted right now to 95500 if you want to be on a future second date update so text that to us and we'll get you on a future show uh samantha is on with us right now hey samantha hey good morning good morning how are you doing good how are you fantastic so samantha you guys actually had some nice time with each other including uh you guys spent the night with each other yeah and now he's not calling you back nope so when's the last time that you have actually talked to him or or texted with him uh it's been about a week okay so it's only been a week but he was before that even getting kind of a little a little dark on you so we're gonna find out exactly what's going on okay okay all right uh michael is on the phone michael are you okay with your voice on the radio yes michael say hello to samantha

hi hey hi hi you're live how are you um i'm good how are you i'm good i'd be better if If you'd text me back.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry. This is...

Where have you been, Michael? Michael, we want to find out exactly what's been going on. Where have you been? I don't know.

I mean, I've just been doing my own thing, I guess. I don't know what to say on the radio, man.

That's okay. You know what you say, and you're okay with this, right, Samantha? You're okay with him just being honest with you. That's all you want.

Yeah, yeah. That's all I want. I mean, yeah.

So, Michael, you've been, I don't know, a little quiet.

A lot quiet.

Did you have a fun date? Did you?

Do you like being with Samantha?

The date was, yeah, the date was fun. We had a really nice time. She's really nice.

So what is it that is causing you to not reach out to her again?

Um, I don't, yeah, like, I don't know. We had, we had, we had fun. I, um, I just don't know if I wanted to continue. I just don't know if I'm particularly attracted right now.

What did you guys do, Samantha?

Well, I invited him over to my house because the first few dates, he was really respectful, and we just had a great time. So I invited him over, and we had, like, a Netflix line. I brought snacks and drinks and, you know, set up a comfy little situation on the floor, and we just had a great time. Talked, watched movies.

Did you got—

Talked with this guy? Talked?

Did you got—

Yeah.

Did you guys have sex on this date?

No.

Okay. All right.

Is that the problem?

No, that's probably a good thing, too. Michael, that's a good question.

Was that the problem? Were you looking for that and you didn't get it?

I mean, I probably wouldn't have. Oh, man. I mean. Are you embarrassed? And I'm trying to, no, I'm just, yeah, I'm trying to.

Are you embarrassed to tell her something that's going to embarrass her or embarrass something about you?

I feel like it's something that would probably embarrass her. I don't know, I'm just trying not to.

Okay, so you don't want to hurt her feelings with something that you're going to say. What is it that you, are you okay, Samantha, with him telling you something?

Yes.

What is it?

Okay. Um, yeah, so when we were, like, sitting there watching Netflix, we were, you know, we were cuddling, we were kind of, you know, close to each other, and we were kind of rubbing feet together, and, uh, I don't know, the, the feet are kind of a turn off for me.

Her feet are a turnoff. Why are they a turnoff?

Yeah. So, yeah, they're really rough. And, like, her big toes were really big, and then the other toes were really small.

Oh, my God. It took us 20 minutes to get there.

I was trying to be respectful about it. I don't know what else to say, though.

So, Samantha has rough feet.

And a big, big toe. I feel like my feet were more feminine than her. It was pretty wild.

Samantha, have you ever had anybody say anything about your feet before?

I mean, yeah, I'm really self-conscious about my feet and really insecure about it. So I can't even believe that. Yeah, I can't believe that's what it is and that you're saying that right now on the radio.

I was trying to not, and then you wanted truth. So there you go.

You took baby steps to get there. It's all right. No.

Listen, I think that if you don't want to talk about your feet, we don't have to talk about your feet. And that'd be the problem. But obviously that's what he can't get past.

You have, like, a foot fetish or something? Like, I don't understand. They're not that bad.

No, I don't have any fetishes like that or anything. But it was just, like, it was just weird for me. They were just complete turnoffs for me.

Okay, okay.

I mean, listen, I don't know if you have to have a foot fetish to see if somebody has it.

It would be opposite, actually.

Yeah, if somebody has it.

If your feet were bare, if you didn't have socks on or whatever. Well, if you had the fetish, maybe his standards were too high.

Well, she's insecure about her feet. Why are the dogs out? Why not keep the socks on?

Mike's going to keep trying. He's going to keep trying to make it a little bit less awkward.

I feel bad because this is not something that for the most part she could help. Like maybe, you know, there are things you can do to make your feet prettier, but your feet are your feet. Yeah. I hate my feet.

Some people do have awkward looking feet, but some people also take care of their feet. And it sounded to me like it was a little bit of both, that it's awkward looking to him, but also didn't maybe feel as soft as he wanted it to be. What's going on, Hannah?

Good morning. So I almost feel called out myself with this one.

because I have very ugly feet, unfortunately, which when he said big toe, the amount of times I've heard that I have a huge big toe in my life, I was like, ouch, girl, I get it. I understand. What's big? I feel this deeply. Like, I always told, like, myself, I was like, if someone had an ugly foot fetish, I would hit the jackpot.

So the big toe is the thing that makes you a little self-conscious on your feet there, Hannah.

Yeah, but don't worry, because I've been with someone for five years now, and I have a little guy that you can hear in the back, probably. So it will eventually happen.

He liked that. That guy likes your feet. What's up, Dennis? Hello.

Hey, what's up? Yeah, to the girl, just keep your head up, because that guy's a fool. I don't know what he's talking about. If you enjoyed your time with someone, then I don't know. That's nitpicking, and there must be something else to it, because feet? Are you kidding me?

You can get past certain things, right?

Yeah, dude. There's something else because something that small, dude, don't tell me that's why you're giving up.

I mean, it wasn't that small. Well.

I mean, come on. Yeah, I get it. It's funny. It's funny. But come on, honestly, when it comes to going to time with someone, I don't know. That's just nitpicking.

Listen, we've had second date updates before where people have said that they couldn't get past her thumbs. Oh, yeah. She had toe thumbs. Yeah.

You obviously aren't really looking to be in a relationship or to meet someone if you're thinking that bad.

Right. Well, I feel bad for Samantha. I wish that we could have gotten you a better answer on this one, Samantha.

Yeah, I mean, I guess I got to listen to those two callers because they're right. I mean, if I was the right person, they could look past that. For sure, for sure.

And that's actually Julie. Julie, one last call. Julie, you think that this is just an excuse?

Yes. I think they have possibly talked about this. He knew her insecurity, and he's just trying to play on it to give another reason.

Samantha, is that true? Did you guys even discuss your feet, or is this completely out of nowhere? Because you looked like you were shocked.

Yeah, I mean, it was out of nowhere.

Okay, so I, yeah.

I feel her.

If the shoe was on the other foot, I mean, how would you read it?

Everybody. Wow. Oh, my God.

I like it.

Listen to Mojo in the Morning on the free iHeartRadio app. It's subscription-free to listen to Channel 955, Mojo, and all the podcasts. Free never sounded so good.

Mojo in the Morning. You can't do that, Kevin. Hold on a second. We're going to see if the listeners think that what Kevin did was wrong. So you're on the phone with Melinda?

Yes, my sister. What up, Lynn? Linda LeBeau.

So you're on the phone with your sister. And while you're on the phone with your sister, you're sitting on, as my aunt used to call it, the toilet.

I'm taking a dump, a fire one, too.

Okay, you don't have to get the scripted.

After I eat salad, it's going on. That doesn't happen. FaceTime, yeah. You're on FaceTime on the toilet. That's not why she's mad, though, because Lynn knows that this is how I get down. Everybody knows how I get down. My grandma even knows how I get down. You're no different than that War of the Roses where the guy's FaceTiming his sister. You're FaceTiming Doody-ing. And I'm not sleeping with her. Okay. So I'm FaceTiming her. Why did you just show me? Did you just spill something? I think I got it all over my head. I got dogs.

That's the reason why we're not allowed to have liquids in the studio.

So I'm on the toilet, the turlet, like your aunt says, and FaceTiming Melinda. And again, she knows this is where I'm at. She can tell by, you know, the background and the position of the phone. She's not mad at that. She gets mad when I reach over with my right hand on my little counter by the sink, and I bring over a tall glass of ice cold cranberry juice mixed with my favorite vodka. No. And she's like, are you drinking right now? I'm like, yeah. She's like, on the toilet? I'm like, yeah. She's like, that is disgusting. Do you know about the poop particles? And she started Googling. That's Cap, bro. I can drink while I'm taking a doo-doo?

No. It's so gross. First of all, were you on the toilet when she called?

Yeah. No. I think I was in the kitchen, and by the time we got to that point, I had to boo-boo.

The fact that you didn't even turn the camera off is so freaking rude.

Why would I stop the conversation?

Because you don't have to.

You can just turn the camera off.

No. No.

I didn't say my FaceTime if you FaceTimed me, and I was pooping.

You would actually?

First of all, there are so many issues I have with this topic. Should we start with the top? Let's go. Stop pooping on FaceTime. Very few people would I do that for. You. Thank you. I love you, Joe and Kev. I wouldn't do it for you. That's different with boys. I love you. Don't ever pick up a FaceTime. My dad answered a FaceTime for me the other day. I go, Dad, are you in the bathroom? And I go, he goes, yeah. I go, are you pooping? And he's like, yeah, I thought it was an emergency. See? I actually took a screenshot. It was so funny. Stop picking up.

Stop going to the bathroom on FaceTime. Stop doing it. Turn the camera off. Second ball. Stop eating in the bathroom. That's so disgusting. What is wrong with that? Poop is in that room everywhere.

So, Kev, I have done it many, many times as well. So I would be a hypocrite if I said, ew. But I have tried to not do it anymore because I feel like it is kind of nasty. But I mean, like, where is this? But I've done it many times.

I'm not, like, doodling and then getting off the toilet and letting the fumes spill out. But they do. Even if I'm sitting on the toilet, like, actively doodling?

But honestly, the more I think about it, as I just said that, when I'm getting ready in the morning before I come in here, the first thing I do, I get up, I let the dogs out downstairs, I make a coffee, and I bring the coffee back upstairs into the bathroom with me to have when I'm getting ready. So what's the difference?

That's gross, too. When you flush that toilet, it just flings your poop everywhere.

There you go. Shut the toilet seat before you flush.

It still gets places. How? If the toilet seat is closed. What is it called?

Comedically sealed? It's not, like, sealed off completely. There are poop particles getting out. Guess what? There are poop particles in this studio right now. I know there are, and it grosses me out. But, like, that has got to be more highly concentrated in the poop place.

I think we have to pull this together because there's two things that he did wrong. Number one is he FaceTimes with his sister and has to pull his pants down when his sister's on the phone. She doesn't see that. And he's on the toilet doing it. Number two is him drinking on the toilet. So I think both of those are things to discuss here right now.

You think I'm wrong for drinking while I'm doodling?

First off, I don't understand why you're putting stuff in while you're pushing stuff out. Why can't you just get them both done? I thought you would be on my side. Listen, I one time got called out for eating when I was on, like finishing eating, and they said that's a sign of being a fat guy. I've done that, too. Maybe you're now. Maybe this is you. I'm not judging, but what's the size waist right now? What am I saying?

About 36.

Is it really? Okay. Yeah, for sure. Rachel, what's going on? How are you doing?

Hi.

Rachel, what do you think of this?

I texted in. I'm like, so Kevin will do all these things in the bathroom. But you still won't eat from Megan's house?

Listen, I've tried. Oh, she brought in cookies today, too. I'm trying to.

Listen, I've tried to taste Megan cookies. She's like, she's so mad for some reason that she won't allow me to anymore.

For some reason, like you didn't on multiple occasions say, you're dirty. I'm not going to eat from your kitchen.

I never said you were dirty.

Yes, you did. You said, I don't eat from people's kitchens because they're dirty. And then you said, when I brought in cookies multiple times, no thanks.

Thank you, Rachel, for reminding us of that. That is true, by the way. You got to be more softer, Megan. No, I don't. What's up, Anthony? What do you think?

F them cookies, Ed.

You're on with Kevin here. What's up?

Hey, Kevin. No, no, no. All up, all up. But I wanted to say, I'm pretty sure you were on the toilet when that phone call came through because you were pretty quick from yes to no there. but uh but at the same time the same time the same time like in the bathroom with the drink is different than taking a number you know taking a number two drinking it like that's that's crazy

dude like that's crazy bro so if i'm sitting on it so look i'm in the kitchen i don't know i probably was air frying some chicken breast that i just seasoned to perfection i pour me a little drink because i'm vibing me and my sister we talked on the phone for hours in in in two hours span i might have to boo-boo so i take my drink i go upstairs i sit on the toilet spread the legs do my little one twos and threes and i get thirsty i take a sip what's wrong with that he's hydrating

himself you know what he needs by the way anthony he needs that kid that's on the sideline or that person that's on the sideline that hands the gatorade bottle to the player squirting right in the mouth

I love that. I love that. Hey, this is my first time calling you guys. Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy. Who's on your show? Anthony. Anthony. Hey, I don't know if you guys remember, though. This is funny. Real quick, real quick. My mom called me one time. I was in college. You guys woke me up, and she wanted to know what that Drake song, like, what that phrase was. And Shannon told her on the sax. I was like, what are you guys talking about? I forgot the phrase. I forgot the word now. I don't know if you guys remember that. Her name is Lisa.

Well, hello to your mother. Tell your mom that we say hello to her, okay? I appreciate that you're listening to the show. What's up, Jason? How you doing? Pretty good. How are you? Good. What's up?

Hey, Megan, you're mad at him about drinking in the toilet. Where do you keep your toothbrush at?

So I'm very, this is funny, all puns intended.

about this uh when i brush my teeth i grab it out of a cabinet so it's like inside of a cabinet that closes uh to try to protect it as much as possible because it's so gross to me everybody

else on the show that's saying it's nasty mine's on the counter time and what about y'all wash clothes well i have a washcloth i keep all my washcloths in a closet a towel thing every morning

you go in the closet and get in the washcloth i don't use a washcloth every time i shower i have I have a loofah, I have a bar soap.

There's a difference, Jason and Kevin.

Man, it sounds like you're all a little bit nasty.

Jason and Kevin, there's a difference between having a toothbrush that is right there and sitting there and blatantly eating and drinking on the thing.

Yes. Y'all are crazy.

I mean, that's craziness.

I can't sit while I'm on the toilet. How long these doodles be? You're really getting air points.

I don't push. Hey, wait a minute. Listen to this.

It's a suction.

Jody.

Your blood pool's in your butt.

Jody, are you there?

We've got to discuss this. Good morning. First time, long time.

Jody wants to call out her sister.

I have been a listener since I was, shit, 21. Oh, Tom. Tom.

Hold on. Hold on. We're talking about happening.

Okay, if you've been a listener that long, you know you can't say that word.

You can't swear. But real quick, that's wonderful that you've been listening for as long as you've been listening. We appreciate it. I meant poop. Now, thank you.

I meant poop.

Yeah, she's, okay. All right, so call out your sister.

Okay, my sister will call me, and she will have her laptop tray, like a tray tray, with her food from dinner and her laptop.

And what does she do, what's her laptop tray there for?

She's working.

She's got her, wait, oh, she's got her food from dinner on the laptop tray while she's sitting on the toilet eating?

Yeah, it's like a food tray.

Oh, my God. She's got a TV tray or whatever sitting there.

Yes, yes, yes.

What kind of food are we talking about? Like, what's she eating?

Like dinner, dinner, whatever. It doesn't matter.

Now, that's wrong. That's blatantly wrong. You'll admit to, right? You'll admit that you shouldn't be eating a full dinner on the toilet. Listen, man.

Oh, no, but she's got to go, and she's got things to do.

What's your sister's first name, and what city is she from?

Well, they both do it, and I am not calling them out because they will kill you.

They'll kill you. Exactly. I get it. All right. What's up, Jennifer? How you doing?

Hey, good morning, guys. Good morning. What's going on? So we were in middle school at the time, but we had just got home from school, and my brother ran to the bathroom to take a dump. And while he was in there, he was like, Jen, Jen. And I thought he needed, like, toilet paper or something. But he was like, can you hand me the Snickers that's on the kitchen table? And I handed it to him, and he ate it while he was taking a dump.

Isn't that crazy, though, that you and your brother and then Kev and his sister, Like, have your pants down around ankles, and you guys are so easy to be around your siblings. I don't do this in front of mine. My sisters have never seen me with my pants down.

She doesn't see below the face. It's so weird. The face is still the only thing to show.

To see your face while knowing that poop is coming out of you is so weird to me. You're holding it in while you're actually on the phone right now.

Hell no. And I want you to know. And I let it flush. She can hear it in everything.

The one time I was on the phone with my brother on FaceTime, he went to the bathroom. I hung up. Call me back when you're done.

Nope. DJ. You there, DJ? You don't get off. Yeah, I'm here.

What up, guys?

What's going on, DJ? DJ, what do you eat on the toilet?

So in the morning, if I'm, like, running late, if I hit the snooze button too many times or whatever, you know, now I'm, you know, short on time, I'll have my breakfast or whatever, you know, while I'm having my morning ritual. It's party time. Oh, my God. Two birds, one's toast. It's usually only like a bowl of cereal or something Or like, I don't know, like a breakfast sandwich or something

Can I ask you a question?

I'll make sure it's gone before I flush, too

Would you eat in a port-a-potty? Yeah, that's other people's poop, though

That's a whole different No, that's not different at all

It's still poop in a bowl, guys

I won't even poop in a port-a-potty I hate touching port-a-potties And I need to say this, please

Yeah, when's the last time you cleaned your toilet, though? I guarantee you, you haven't cleaned your toilet.

I cleaned my toilet two days ago. Every Sunday, I clean up my place. You're so full of it.

But on Friday, when you're eating on the toilet, it's been five days.

Yeah.

You got it. You got it.

Friendly reminder this morning that you are good enough. I mean, we're a bunch of idiots that just happen to have a radio show. And chances are you're funnier than we are. This is Mojo in the Morning. 340 and 110.

Time to get that dirty on, Maggie.

So Tiger Woods has confirmed his relationship with Vanessa Trump, posting photos to his Twitter account, including one where the two are cuddled up. in a message he wrote love is in the air and life is better with you by my side we look forward to our journey through life together at this time we would appreciate privacy to all those close to our hearts uh vanessa was married to donald trump jr from 2005 to 2018 tiger was married to a swedish model from 2004 until 2010 so uh this is this is weird to me tell me if it's weird to you

It is very weird to me that you confirm your relationship publicly. And then say. And then say. Leave us alone. Respect our privacy.

Just don't announce it. How about that? So Katy Perry had a really strange response to an internet conspiracy theory that I have been following for years and years and years. Now, this conspiracy theory claims that Katy Perry is actually JonBenet Ramsey. So there was an AI-generated video shared on Instagram that showed the six-year-old beauty queen morphing into Katy Perry. To be fair, they do remarkably look alike. But Katy Perry commented on the post saying, wait, am I? The video is a reference to that conspiracy theory that circulated back in 2014, which said that JonBenet Ramsey's murder was a hoax and that Katy Perry is a young beauty queen as an adult. Obviously, that's insane, but I do. quite love it okay uh nick vile's wife natalie joy has revealed that she unfortunately and this is really sad news suffered another miscarriage this is her second miscarriage just a few months after her first she shared the news with her followers on her instagram story uh nick and joy had their first child river rose last february you probably remember nick from the bachelor well she's sharing that the couple was mourning the loss of their second baby at the beginning of this year she then very quickly and unexpectedly found out that she was pregnant again recently found out that she had miscarried again she says quote it's going to take some time for me to feel like myself again and honestly i may never will but i hope to keep y'all involved in whatever that may look like she went on to write uh she's going back to squeezing her husband and her sweet angel river rose who are truly the reason they have survived this time and time again from sad news to maybe some happy news here multiple reports have surfaced claiming that jeff bezos and lauren sanchez have sent out their wedding invitation now the couple first stepped out together in 2019 they've been engaged for about two years now jeff proposed to lauren back in 2023 when they were hanging out on his giant super yacht while sailing around europe the wedding is rumored to take place in italy over this summer the amazon founder was previously married to mckenzie scott who we've talked about they were married for 25 years they divorced in 2019 crazy that was around the same time jeff bezos went public with lauren sanchez huh well new and then uh quickly here let's talk about snoop dogg now snoop oh hey hold on okay snoop dogg offered to help reunite the estranged brothers prince william and prince harry now if you didn't know the rapper lives close to the duke and duchess of sexist Oh, God, I'm pulling a Kev. Duke.

Oh, no.

I said what I said. And Duchess of Sussex in L.A. He said he would be more than happy to act as a peacemaker between the brothers. Snoop revealed that Prince Harry actually asked him to, before his brother in bachelor's, hold on, what did I write here? His brother's bachelor's party, but he was unable to make it in time he was supposed to perform there. He's had a relationship, essentially, with the brothers for a very long time. that's the message i tried to convey uh he said they are brothers man anything that gets them in the same room uh and being brothers again will be worth it life is too short not to make things right and if snoop can help heal that relationship then let's do it and i love when people refer to themselves by their first name like not if i can do it it's if snoop can do it then let's do it uh snoop went on to say how he respects prince harry and megamarkle for leading their lives on their own terms adding that he supports the duo despite the whole world judging them uh really quickly as well let's add on there's this internet rumor going around that gwyneth paltrow was throwing some shade at megan markle remember shannon had talked about in the dirties how megan markle had made breakfast the green breakfast for st patrick's day but then it was like the wrong kind of waffle for the kids and the whole world was losing its mind at the fact that the kids were eating Eggo.

waffles while her and her husband were eating belgium waffles that she had made and oh my god the world is ending well what has paltrow just posted a video of herself which is not out of the norm with her whole goop brand making breakfast that's it that's the only correlation she posted a video of her making breakfast and everybody's like throwing shade at megan markle's breakfast failure and i was like no she just made breakfast people eat anyways you can Check out all of today's Dirty by listening to our podcast by searching for Mojo in the Morning on the free iHeartRadio app. Missed something in the Dirty on the 30? Listen on our podcast now at mojointhemorning.com. Now back to the only thing Michigan and Ohio can agree on.

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Guys, we got a good, exciting story to bring up here on the Mojo in the Morning show. It's going to make everybody happy. Crazy Shannon is back. crazy Shannon is back did she ever really go away no no she hides she's like the Hulk

I have a temper that is unlike any other

by the way Shannon when she gets angry she doesn't turn green she turns red I will F you up bitch and she will my favorite ever was I'll never forget this was years and years ago on this radio show you were on the air and we found out that crazy shannon came back when she kicked in the dashboard of her ex's car compartment the glove compartment yes compartment i was so i was like a little kid

stomping my feet but i stomped so hard it like actually smashed the glove compartment because i do ride in the passenger seat with my feet up which i know is very bad um but why do we take why do i i will i will take full responsibility for this why do i take out my frustration on objects that can't feel that i'm frustrated it makes no sense to me hulk smash i yeah basically so um we have one of those keypads to get into our garage do you know what i'm talking about where you can just punch in the code in the garage door opens i swear the one that we have is from 1995 it is so old and it the past couple of weeks it's been taking like four five six tries of punching in the code for it to actually work. And then it started taking even more than that. I mean, this thing was just like dying a very slow death. So the other day, after the 18th try of punching in the code, I finally took off the boot that was on my foot and just started bashing the thing. Oh, my God. I smashed it to absolute pieces. It was all over the driveway. all the little rubber buttons were everywhere everywhere i was clearly in there this thing needed to die to work so i did it no it was no longer usable at all but guess what we got a

brand new one and it's amazing isn't it wonderful isn't it wonderful like the first thing that you do to fix anything is reboot the second thing that you do is pull your boot off and just start

beating the thing up no i mean if i and wes was like dang it i wish that i could go back and look at it on the camera that's right there you just lose your absolute spit on this thing it's great

but okay you have to call us up and tell us of the time that you lost your spit and what you lost your spit on like something that wasn't working or broken or i mean because you get so angry sometimes i'm not saying you but everybody does i think everybody does but you do i've never

I've never done this, never.

I think everybody's got a crazy side, but I think that Shannon's is really crazy. It's spicy. I think it gets...

Girl, you crazy.

I think...

Could you imagine if somebody happened to be walking their dog by my house and they see me just bashing the side of my garage with my boot?

How about the sweet old couple that lives next door to you?

This is the other side of the house, but I'm happy Jan and Keith didn't see this yet.

Jan and Keith. I want to see Jan.

They would think very differently of me.

Keith, do you see what Shannon just did?

Jan, I've always told you to be a little wary of her.

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. I don't think there's a remote in my house that hasn't been thrown across the room. Oh, my God. Comcast needs to figure something out with those damn remotes. That damn remote thing, I have to sometimes, I have to reset my TV, too, and I can pull it up from my... One time, my remote got so bashed up, I had to use my phone as my remote.

You can order extra remotes on Amazon.

I had no idea.

I know what this is.

Some of my favorite internet videos are people who rage quit. So if you're playing a game and maybe it's like a Call of Duty or a Madden and there's a big play or a big moment and you fail or you're in the short end of the sick, so to speak, and people break TVs, throw controllers through TV.

That's some of my favorite content.

What's up, Sarah? How you doing?

Good. How are you?

You went off on Alexa. Is that true? Oh, she can get it.

Yeah, so I was cleaning, and I was playing music, and my mom was calling me. So I was trying to tell Alexa to pause, and she stopped for a second and then just kept continuing the song. I'm not even exaggerating, like, ten times. So I was so frustrated. I went over there and ripped it out of the wall and smashed it on the ground. Why is it she never listens But if you go like Alexa you dumb bitch They're like I'm sorry What can I do to help That bitch was a hoe If she has an alarm that goes off I'll tell her to like I'm like alright Alexa off And then she'll tell me what time it is And the weather of the day I'm like Did I ask

I wonder if you yell and call her a bitch Does she actually say to you That's not nice or anything Amber what's going on

hi what did you go off on amber um i went so i'm a postal worker oh you went postal so i'm a postal worker and our uh mail comes from the distribution center all put in order for our route now they're in little plastic trays that we set next to us well when i was loading my truck The last tray that I needed to put in the truck fell all over the parking lot.

So, of course, you did what every smart person does. You then just start kicking it around the parking lot, don't you?

I texted a picture to my supervisor, and I said, I'm about to lose it.

I love that when that happens. I love when you drop something, and then you just go, damn it, I can't do. Starbucks, let's come up with better little trays. Those trays, they're not able to. They're flimsy. You can't hold the cold drinks in those trays without dropping them. I think that they're convinced that they'll drop enough trays on you that you'll have to keep on going back and buying more. Initial N wants to be voices, guys. It must be really good.

Oh, come on.

What's up, N? Show you're crazy.

Be proud. Yeah. I don't think everybody. First of all, first time, long time. Hey, he's in the fight. Second of all, I don't think everybody loses a clue like that. I think it's something specific. The people that are a little crazy.

Oh, really? Oh, this is why he's doing it. He's making this comment because he's talking about Shannon. Okay. Are you passing judgment?

Yeah, I've been listening to you for a long time from New York.

Okay. And Shannon's always shown her crazy. It's just there, right?

Yep.

Dude, you're from New York.

You are crazy.

I like it.

Where did Kevin get all his energy for the first time in a long time?

Yeah. Yeah, Kevin's got, well, Kevin, I've never seen Kevin lose it, though. Kevin just, Kevin gets quiet angry. That's a fact. He doesn't say much, but I want to see Kevin one time just kick in that window right here on the controller. What's up, Lindsey? How you doing?

Hi, I'm good this morning. How are you?

Fantastic. And by the way, for anybody that doesn't remember Old Mojo.

Oh, my God.

I used to, I threw staplers. We had more dents in that old building.

Laptop. You hear a laptop.

Oh, I threw a laptop literally across the room.

Shannon had to duck

what's going on Lindsay

I remember it wasn't with me but I remember as a kid waking up one morning to my a bunch of noise downstairs in the kitchen and coming downstairs and watching my dad chucking all of the pans down the hallway out the door to the driveway because he was so angry that the food kept on sticking to the bottom of the non-stick pan and they just all went out the driveway So it's still a running joke in the family for that to happen. It's hilarious. That's awesome. I have my daughter here with me right now. We're actually running late to school because she wanted me to call in. So, Kevin Lynn is sitting here next to me. Oh, good morning.

Hi, honey. How are you? Have a great day at school.

Hello.

We love you. Take care. Give mom a hug for us, okay? What's up, Chelsea? Hi. Hi, Chelsea. Chelsea!

Hello?

Sorry, I'm sorry. What's going on, Chelsea?

Hi, sorry. So when I first started dating my husband, it had been like a month in, and he was refinishing his basement. And he just got new carpet put in. And we were carrying stuff down the stairs, and he was doing touch-ups with paint. And as we were carrying stuff down the stairs, he turned and he kicked a gallon of paint over on the brand-new carpet. And he turned beet red. It got very quiet. And he just goes, I'll be right back. And I stood there, and I kept thinking, like, it's okay. we're gonna fix it the inner teacher in me is like i have a plan we're gonna get the shot back and i couldn't find him and i went outside and he was beating the tree outside

oh my god i do the same too stephanie what's up hey so i'm a catholic school teacher and i had this kid in my class who would not stop talking and one day i was doing a lesson and he's talking and i had a stapler in my hand and i just went off on the desk in front his desk because he's sitting in the front of the class and i just completely demolished the stapler it was great springs actually ended up in some other kid's hair. Oh, my God.

By the way, she did that, and the cross was right over her shoulder at that particular moment. I wonder how many times teachers have wanted to, like, throw things in class because kids are such a pain in the ass. Nick, what's up?

Hi, how's it going, Mojo? How are you doing?

Good, man. We're talking about Shannon losing it, and she went crazy again.

Yep, yep, yeah. So, first time, long time. Hey, buddy. So I have an ex-girlfriend, and we're from Toledo, Ohio. We were driving on the Anthony Wayne Trail, and I have this thing about people touching my radio while I'm driving. And my ex-girlfriend thought it was funny. She kept changing the radio station on me. And so I told her, I said, we'll solve this issue, and I ripped the radio out of the door.

Oh, my God.

Do it out the window.

Not the craziest thing you'll find on the trail.

Your own radio. Yep, my own radio.

Tell me, did that end that relationship right there? Did she move on?

No, no, she didn't. It was a little bit after that that she moved on. But, yeah, that was one of the fun straws. Oh, my God.

After you do that and you don't have the radio, now you're like, crap, now we got to talk. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, Mojo, he's amazing.

Live. Guys, we have a very special moment here on the Mojo in the Morning Show. It's a Megan Minute. It's a Megan Minute. It's a Megan Minute. It's a Megan Minute.

We haven't had a Megan Minute in a while. Let me tell you, I don't normally ask for these. They kind of just happen. But I had an experience yesterday that is so wild, I just need to get it off my chest.

Ladies and gentlemen, we put timer on the clock.

Can I explain it really quickly before we start?

Absolutely. You tell me when to start.

Okay, I need people to do this with me, because do you guys remember on the More Mojo podcast when all of you went around the room and did a Mojo's Minute?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, a Mega Minute. Or that's what I mean. Yeah.

Yeah.

It felt good, right? It does. It's cathartic. Yeah. You just get it out there in the world, and you let it go. Yeah. All right, that's what this is. This is actually just free therapy. So if you have something you just want to rant about for 60 seconds, can they, like, either text us or call us? Yes. Can we hear it from other people?

844-MOJO-LIVE is the phone number to call. 844-665-6548 or text 95500.

Here we go.

Minute on the clock.

Oh, dang. Go. What the hell is going on with pharmacies? I went yesterday to the pharmacy where there was a line of 30 people, and my medication always gets denied by insurance, and I have to go in person and tell them to fill it. Can't call them. Nobody picks up the phone. You have to go in person and tell them to fill it. And then I said, how long is it going to take to fill? She says, 20 minutes. I go, okay. I sit down. An hour and 20 minutes later, I do not get called back up to the cash register. No, I get a text and a phone call from the company saying my order is ready to pick up. I go to the cash register and say, hey, I'd like to pick up my order now. It's done. And she looks at me dead in the eyes and goes, no, it's not. And literally lied to my face. There was a line of 30 people behind me. And the guy behind me, who was like 87 years old, accused me of cutting him in line. And I didn't. I was waiting for an hour and 20 minutes and I hate pharmacies. I agree. I agree, Megan.

A Megan Minute on the Mojo in the Morning show. Wow.

I'm just livid.

By the way, it seems like all the pharmacies are going out of business. Maybe this is the reason why. I don't know what the story is.

I asked for a note to be put in my file and the woman goes, I don't know. I'm from another pharmacy that closed. I don't know how this works and walked away from me.

I was like, wait, ma'am, was it a pharmacy that was the same brand or whatever? Like, she couldn't figure that out? Like, how to do it?

No, it was, she had definitely moved to a new company because her company had essentially shut down. But then my favorite part was she announced my medications and then said, oh, you're the girl from the radio, right? In front of all the... Oh, that's happened to me before. And I went, hey, HIPAA.

You know what's funny? There's one place I do not want to be recognized is at the pharmacy. Like, recognize me, if you can, at a bar, you know, a restaurant with a long wait. What's going on, Jessica?

Hi, good morning.

Good morning.

So I got a diagnosis with IBD. I don't know if anybody knows what that is. No. I have ulcers in my stomach and in my intestines, and I'm supposed to be taking this medication. It's called Budesonide, and it's either a breathing medication or in its sole form, it helps with ulcers. And my insurance denied it. And out of pocket, it's $800.

Jeez.

Oh, gosh.

I don't think I'm allowed to give you some, but I have some.

I'm not using it. Oh, no, no, you can't. You can't do that.

Can I ask a random question? I wish I could.

Jessica, you don't have to say this if you don't feel comfortable. But did Hot Cheetos cause your ulcers?

No, no, no, no, no. I actually don't really eat anything spicy. I never took anything med-wise. I don't even like taking pain meds. It's just something that is hereditary.

Why are you asking?

Oh, man. That's a real thing.

Oh, really? You're hurting?

No, no. This girl, we call her Hot Cheeto girl. She got Hot Cheetos banned from all public schools because she got ulcers. Really? Yeah, I swear to you, in middle school, for real. Emily, what's up?

Hi. So, first time caller, long time listener. Yes!

Emily's over there!

So, I am a pharmacy technician, and we, it's stressful for us, too. I hate seeing a super long line, like, most of the time. Our lines have, like, 20 people in them, can't catch up. But with all of the pharmacies just closing, like a lot of like Rydids and like Walgreens are closing, we, the pharmacy that I worked at, we just gained like almost 1,500 new patients. Wow. So it is, yeah, so it cut us a little bit of slack, but we are trying, but I do know it's so stressful for patients, but.

Can I ask a quick question? Somebody was telling me that our company doesn't allow it because our insurance blows her. But a lot of people say go to the mom and pop pharmacist. Like if you have one, those are the best ones to go to.

Village Pharmacy, shout out to you guys.

We don't really have any. I don't know of any, but.

Where are you? Where are you located?

I'm in Toledo, Ohio.

Okay. Yeah. Because I like.

That was my issue is I can't find mom and pop.

We have a Monty, our good buddy Monty at the TriUnity is a good one too. Oh, we got a Megan Minute. We got Alex with a Megan Minute. Alex, who's your Megan Minute going to be about?

My bank. They close an hour a day for lunch.

Hold on, hold on. I'm already going. Go ahead. Go, go, go. What do you got?

All right. So my bank closes an hour a day for their employees to take lunch. And it doesn't matter what I'm doing. Whenever I go to the bank for the day, which I don't go every day, but I go often, that's the hour they're closed for lunch. And it's getting...

Wait, they don't have the same hour every single day?

No. They just put a little handwritten sign on the door closed for lunch.

They do that with a little sign with a clock on it and stuff? That's crazy. That's crazy. They can't switch up your lunch. You can't all of a sudden just willy-nilly in your lunch. That's nuts.

And it doesn't matter what I have going on through my day. When I go to that bank, whenever I go to the bank, that seems to be the hour they're closed.

How does a bank close at 5 p.m., by the way? Why do I have to take vacation time to go manage my money?

Hold on. I thought you don't even carry cash with you.

I don't. I was just trying to back them up. It's cathartic, you guys. It's cathartic.

Hold on. Susan's got one that we can all agree with. Susan, who's your Megan Minute about?

Hi, guys. Good morning. Good morning, Susan. Hi. I work for the USPS. I'm a rural delivery person. Okay. And I am tired of delivering Amazon's pancakes.

Oh, wait, they've got postal people? Really? Oh, hold on. This is your minute. Go ahead.

Oh, yeah. And then you got the smile on the box that we're delivering matches the smile on their band. I know Matt King from kindergarten. That box belongs in their band, not ours. We're the Eagles. We're the Eagles. Keep your smile on the band.

Don't mess. By the way. One more. Yeah.

When we see them out, they're carrying that little three-ounce package, and they're just skipping up to the door, and we're carrying 50 pounds of dog food. What's the smile on the box? That's my complaint.

There you go.

Nice job. That was awesome. Susan, do you feel better? I do feel better. Yeah, that's great. So hopefully I want to know Amazon packages today. We love you.

Thank you, Susan. Matthew, with the last one here. What's going on, Matthew?

All right, first of all, first time, long time. Yeah, Matthew's on his phone. All right, so I hate it when I get a green light and the lane across from me has a turning arrow.

and they decide to cut over in front of me as I'm turning right or going straight. It's even worse when I'm in a school bus because I drive a school bus.

Oh, you do? Wait, hold on. The bus driver's on with us right now. We've got postal workers, bus drivers all listening to us. And so people will do that? They'll cut you off like when you got the right of way?

Yeah, when I have the right of way to go straight and their light is a blinking yellow arrow, they decide that they're going to cut off in front of me as I'm turning right or going straight through the intersection.

Let me ask you a question. Have you ever wanted to let the kids out at the next light and have them go up there and pound on their window or something? You wish. Yeah, wouldn't that be great? You wish. That would be great. Well, thank you, bus driver Matthew, for being on the Mojo in the Morning Show. We appreciate it. Of course. Do you feel better?

Hey, guys, love you all.

Just like with Susan, the postal worker, do you feel better now that you got that off your chest?

A little bit. I got more response now because I posted it on Facebook and I didn't get any reaction.

Oh, see that? We give you more reaction than your Facebook post.

It's time for more Mojo. Mojo in the Morning.

Mojo in the Morning show. Shannon would like to start off with a Shannon Minute.

I don't know if I've ever done one.

What do we call yours? If we got Megan Minute, we got to think of something. A Shannon... I was going to say... I almost said the word. No, Spitstorm. I was going to say... I almost said the word. Shannon Spitstorm.

I like that. Okay. I am so frustrated and blown away by this. But how, how is it that there are a bunch of grown adults who work in this office, this beautiful new office in Eastern Market for iHeartMedia Detroit, and people are still stealing food that does not belong to them? I will end you up, bitch. I want, I bring, I go to the grocery store and I buy K-Cups and Liquid IV pouches. Do you know what liquid IV is? You add it to your water. It's electrolytes. It takes me a long time to find specifically the bomb pop flavor, which I have found at a very certain target. So I bring in boxes of these various things. I write my name on them in the big, the fat Sharpie. Okay. So it is very apparent that they say Shan across them. Yet I'm coming in in the morning and a brand new box of K-Cups has two left. And this has been happening over and over again for the past couple of weeks. So last week I decided, I was like, okay, I'm going to multi-factor authentication, my K-Cups and my liquid IV. And so not only do they say my name on the front, but they both, both boxes now have sticky notes on them where you can like open up the lid or whatever. like open up the side to get into them yeah then the sticky notes say stop these our these are not yours or like something i don't even know what i read on both of them but it still i went in this morning and there are four liquid iv pouches left of a brand new box wow what in the actual f you

know these are not yours there's a problem with our building where we get enough free stuff that like it does get a little bit confusing as to what is for grabs and what isn't with you you labeled it so it's like they're still at fault they're still at fault but i remember the other day i threw in i had walked to a convenience store in eastern market and grabbed a few red bulls and i came back here and i just threw them in the fridge because i was afraid they were going to explode in my car so i was like i'll throw them in the fridge here and at the end of the day i'll take them home with me and at the end of the day there were two missing and i was like those were like eight dollars like they're like four dollars each there's no like it's and the funny thing is

i don't think we we get food but we put it up on this table yeah like that's where it usually goes And if it goes in the refrigerator, by the time it goes in the refrigerator, it's been sitting out long enough, it's got listeria. Yeah, it sets crust. The people that grab, like, cans of things or yours, the packages of things.

That have someone else's name clearly on them.

Well, you know what you need to do. You made a mistake. You should have not put your name on the box. You should put your name on each individually wrapped. It doesn't matter.

They don't care.

But the problem is, though, you see the name on there, whoever's holding it in their hand. Then we need to have, like, Citizens of Restaurant here. We need to, if you see somebody with one, you have to go, hold on. We're going to go see Shannon here right now.

I know you sound so dumb and petty. No, it's not. But every morning it puts me in such a bad mood where I'm like, what?

We need to figure out who it is.

I just put these in here.

Yeah, we need to put a ring cam. You know what? I am ordering a ring cam. I'm ordering a ring cam right to the building. We're going to find out. Can I door dash a ring cam right to us?

I think I have two. Don't even spend your money. I think I have two that I'm not using at home. Are you sure? Yeah, I'm going to bring one.

I was going to do it right now and let everybody see them. We're going to put it in there right now.

It's driving me so crazy. I don't think we can film our coworkers. I don't care.

Who cares? We can do what we want.

Colleen will give us permission.

Man, when I used to work at Quicken, we called.

I caught someone. It was a member of the cleaning staff. After we were working late at night, like I walk in there, I was, you know, staying super late. It was like 10 p.m. She was in the refrigerator, like looking through lunchboxes.

Are you claiming?

Hello, everybody. No. Are you claiming? No. I'm not pointing any fingers here.

I saw her yesterday. She pulled me aside yesterday, and she's like, Mojo, you need to talk to the powers that be. I am very upset that this radio station only has these toilets. You know what she said after that? Yeah.

but the bomb pop keurig yeah the bomb pop cake liquid ivy my red bulls were like a certain flavor that they only have like for a couple of weeks at a couple of locations and when you deep dive and get that like i want to stab you it took me hours to find that and i don't want to be 12

years old and have to hide my stuff so that people don't right take it hold on a second here

hold on i'm gonna i'm i'm uh face you know i'm facetiming the traffic department here i'm going all the way to the we have a we have the davida good morning how are you hey shannon is uh saying that uh some of her personal items that she has in the kitchen are getting stolen you and your shady group of people back there are you we're the shady ones yes exactly you're the shady ones you guys come in here in the middle of the night the dark hours is it heather pasco uh you know heather

is always here i will say that but yeah your shady items coming up missing the miniature size

coffee months shannon you can have them back no those are not mine i don't those are those are

free for all she she's uh she's losing she said some of her keurig cups and what was it the your

Liquid IV packets.

And liquid IV packets are going. You guys aren't stealing any of those, are you?

No. We in the shady area, we have to bring our own coffee.

Oh.

Oh. Wait, what? We just don't have to use our own coffee.

Yeah.

And we try to stay out of the way.

All right. Well, listen. It's a K-pop. Watch out, because there's going to be a ring camera set up there in about five minutes. Smacking hands. How great is it to work in the same building with Davida again? I know. We love you, Devita. You're the best. We'll talk to you later. We'll let you get back to traffic and all that stuff. See ya. Go Cast Egg Football. Yes. Hold on a second. Michelle, what's up, Michelle? How you doing?

Hey, it's Michelle. Hello, guys.

What's up? How you doing?

What the H, Shannon?

Right? I mean, this is craziness.

So we're putting the camera in the refrigerator because this is insane.

Yeah. I mean, hey, let me just say this. Shannon, she knows that she's about as generous as anybody. There's probably nobody on the show that's more generous than Shannon.

You would take that. Exactly.

I'm not going to the grocery store for these folks every day of my week. You know how many kids she's got now in her house getting married? She's got 18 kids in that house.

Seven dogs. Seriously. I can't keep track anymore. You can't afford to eat. But I can keep track of how many K-Cups I have. I know every day when I leave how many I have. You sound psychotic.

You know what? I'm telling you, when I used to work at the hospital, I used to hate that. So I've been working from home since COVID. But it's like, I used to take stuff to work. I'd be like, I'd be so pissed. I'd be like, who ate my stuff?

It is that dumb thing that can put you in a bad mood for the day instantly in the morning. It's stupid. And I know.

You have the best day. By the way, real quick, did you say her name was Michelle or Nisha? What did you say?

Let's watch what Rhonda comes out of the kitchen with.

Oh, we love you. Okay. We love you. Wait, Shannon, what did you say?

There's Rhonda walking into the kitchen.

If she comes out with it, hold on. Lydia, you're the closest to that area. If she walks out with Shannon's stuff, tackle that girl.

Do we have a wireless mic? That bitch is going down. I love it. Do we have a wireless mic?

No, we need a wireless.

I do have a wireless mic. No, for the board. Oh, we could just go right out there right now.

You can call on your phone. Go in here if you have a phone. I'll pick it up on the phone.

Do you want me to go?

Yeah, or, well, you can't because you got crutches. I feel like she's going to get offended. How are you going to go? I could go. Yeah, somebody go. Here, hold on. Nikki, what's up, Nikki? Nikki, it's Mojo in the morning. Good morning. Hey, how you doing, guys? What's going on?

My husband used to always get his lunch stolen from work, and so I started putting it in a regular grocery bag and writing stuff like a riddle soup sample for the vet on there. Uh-huh. But they were still getting stolen, even then. So one day, my husband caught the guy because I put something in his lunch. It was these Smarties candies that you cannot get in the United States. A friend of them had brought them back.

canada because he knew i loved him and jules caught the guy standing there eating them like he just grabbed him at the corner store and he called him out and the dude got busted oh i love

it you know what put ex-lax in it and then we'll find out who it is hold on megan's going out there megan we go live right now on the streets to our investigative reporter megan mick megan hello hi

hello uh i'm glad to be here this morning is uh do we do we have ronda is ronda there you guys there's people circling the kitchen in the room ronda not you you did this back in the

day too ronda and we accused you of this we want to make sure you're not taking any of shannon's

stuff out of that room are you no no as a matter of fact her name's on it and i bring my own coffee Oh, see? My own curate cup.

All right, so she knows. But maybe she noticed because she's been swiping a few. Yeah, how do you know that her name is on there? Are you sure?

Well, I don't know. Let's see. Open the cupboard, and it says salmon.

Oh, it is cute. Okay, all right.

And check out the Post-it note on the back, please.

I'm not effing around. Oh, my God.

What does it say on the back?

Stop. These are not yours. Well, you know, funny you say that, because I put a bottle, when I go to work out after work, I put a bottled water in the fridge, it's all, somebody stole that, somebody stole my rubble, and now you know what I do if I do that? I drink out of it and put my lipstick all over it. Oh, that's a good idea. You know what? Leave your mark. I want to tell you something. Shannon, I do want to tell you something, though. It's funny because I bought, and I keep my coffee at home and just bring the two carrot cups I want to use in the morning. Yeah. But I bought the Dunkin' at Walmart, don't like the coffee, and I thought, ooh, I should give this to Shannon. Oh, thank you. Because I don't like it. That's my favorite kind.

I'm going to bring it to you tomorrow to prove. She's talking too much. I don't care.

Yeah, your lawyers would tell you, you have the right to remain silent. And anything you say can and will be used against you. All right, Rhonda. Yes, Rhonda. I love you.

I've got to be honest. I would admit it. And as a matter of fact, I would ask her.

I'm like, Shannon, could I feel a cup of coffee?

No, she's honest. And that's the other thing.

If somebody asked me, I'd be like, yeah, of course.

Hold on a second. Hold on. Ken, what did you do? Ken?

I used to work at a factory and I'd bring those big, you know, 12 hours. I'd bring one of those big orange coolers in, you know, that you would see like at a soccer game or something like that. I'd fill it full of Kool-Aid. Well, by lunch, it would be over half gone, and I couldn't figure out who was drinking it. And I said, you guys want to share the money? No, no, no, we're not drinking your stuff. So the next day, I filled it up with cherry Kool-Aid, put a big old bottle of cherry egg slacks in there. And then I just sat back and watched.

That's how you do it.

Just right before lunch, the machine shut down, and like four of these guys went hauling ass up the...

you're the smartest man ever ken that's fantastic thanks buddy for listening i appreciate you man

don't like the weather and just wait 10 minutes you're listening to mojo in the morning

mojo in the morning's dirty on the 30 last dirty of the day oh thank god megan was sad even though it underperformed the new snow white still topped the box office this past weekend Snow White opened in theaters with $43 million in ticket sales, which was lower than projections. If you're wondering, sold $43 million worth of tickets. The movie cost more than $250 million to make. The run-up to the release was really just plagued by controversies over the film's handling of the dwarves, who are rendered in CGI, the backlashes over comments that Rachel Zegler made, The PR headaches then prompted Disney to pull back on its premiere, but still top the box office. And I saw a lot of people posting clips up on TikTok. It looks really good. Listen to her. She sounds amazing. I mean, this girl could sing anything and I would be into it. Okay, so we have a new big announcement. Christoph Waltz has joined the cast of Only Murders in the building. Does anybody else watch the show or is it just me? I don't watch it. Oh, you have got to watch it. It is so good. So he's going to join season five. His role is expectedly under wraps at this time. Not a surprise. It always is when they have a guest star for a season. The actor who you may have known for his movies like Django Unchained and a whole bunch more. He's an amazing actor. Other big names that are going to be popping up for season five. Keegan-Michael Key, Steve Martin, Martin Short, Selena Gomez is also going to be in there, obviously. Meryl Streep's returning, Eugene Levy's.

Jack Galifianakis, Eva Longoria, Jane Lynch, Melissa McCarthy, Kamal Nanjiani, Molly Shannon, so many big names. But speaking of Only Murders in the building, when it comes to Selena Gomez's wedding to Benny Blanco, she's prioritizing the show over planning her wedding.

I'm actually shooting season five of Only Murders right now. I have a, you know, he has to do some work stuff too. So, to be honest, I'm just enjoying us in this moment, and, yeah, then we'll get to start the craziness.

But when it comes to the wedding plans, they have one thing on their mind as a must. We want ours to be pretty casual, I think.

Pickles.

What? We're going to have the pickles?

No, and you said, oh, no, you said you were like, I want to have little sandwiches with pickles for my friends.

That's so weird.

She's really the cheapest date in the world. Everything is real easy.

I do love pickles. I need to be a guest at that wedding season. Thank you. Okay, you know how last week in Shannon's Dory on the 30, we talked about a woman from the University of Georgia who got pulled over twice and then had that mugshot go viral?

Yeah.

Okay, so that University of Georgia sorority girl, who was nicknamed Miss America after her smiling mugshot went viral, was arrested again for the second time in weeks this past weekend. Lily Stewart is her name. She's a sophomore at the University of Georgia. She was arrested for the second time yesterday for obstruction of law enforcement and then loitering. She has since posted her $4,600 bond. She was released from police custody shortly before 11 a.m. I have a question. Did she do this for another mugshot to sell more merch?

Probably.

You know what, girl? Get that back. Get that back. Misdemeanors only, please. Misdemeanors only. Get the bag and keep it rolling. Let's talk a bit about the impractical joker star, Joe Gatto, because this was a big story over the weekend. There was a woman who accused Joe Gatto from impractical jokers of sexual assaults. And now a former employee is also coming forward about her negative experiences with that comedian. So we first heard from a TikTok user that accused the impractical joker star of sexually assaulting her when she was just 19. Now Joe Gatto is denying those claims. but that second woman who like I said previously worked for Gatto during his time on Impractical Jokers claims that that comedian exhibited unwanted behaviors that she described as sexual harassment she perceived him to sometimes be flirty a little bit handsy Joe Gatto often told inappropriate jokes she's claiming well now he's putting out a statement saying I have used poor judgment and as a result have violated the trust of the people I love most but anyone who knows me at all knows full well that i wouldn't assault anyone i'm working on myself and that's an ongoing process and i'm now going to take some time away from the public eye to focus my energies where i need to have you seen megan trina recently i've seen megan mick hey but what about megan trina bro she is just like storming the internet right now after a uh new slim figure happened to pop up in a photo shoot now she's always been very transparent about her body image she's admitted to getting a breast lift she loves her some botox but fans are now quickly noticing she's got a whole new look she previously shared that she struggled with her weight following the birth of her first child back in 2021 and that she was in a really dark place she since had a second child with her husband who is from the iconic movie oh great kids who is i don't start

to this man.

He was Judy in Spy Kids. Who is Judy? Daryl, I forget his last name. Spy Kids.

To the Googles.

Oh, the kid.

Yeah. Oh, okay. Like the little brother. Oh, okay. That's who she's married to.

That was the last time we saw him.

You guys. Let him live his life. He loves her. They're cute together. They went on tour. Come on.

Oh, he looks the same.

He looks exactly the same. And he's obsessed with her in a way that I'm like, oh, that's real love. It's beautiful. Obsessed with her. Anyways, you got to check her out. She looks absolutely great.

Wait, hold on. Is it actual love or does he need money because he's only done?

Don't do that, Zach. Stop it. Probably a little bit wrong. Check out all of today's dirties by listening to our podcast. Just search for Mojo in the Morning on the free iHeartRadio app.

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It's Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. Back to Mojo in the morning. All right, it's Mojo in the morning. I'm going to title this topic karma, but not with a K, with a C, as in your karma, okay? Had an incident happen.

And I, by the way, will say this. If you've never been to Detroit, I want you, if you listen in Grand Rapids, Toledo, or anywhere around the world, to never come here and drive the Lodge. Okay? Don't say that. You come to Detroit, but you don't ever drive the Lodge.

I agree.

It is M10. The Lodge is the worst road in the history of roads.

And 696. They're both terrifying. 696 is pretty bad, too. The Lodge takes the cake.

The Lodge is crazy. Y'all crazy. Let me tell you, listen, Mr. Detroit, I'm Miss Detroit, and I'm telling you, I like everything about Detroit, but I hate the Lodge. I love the Lodge.

The Lodge is my freeway. I take the Lodge over any other freeway.

You know why I don't like it? Because the speed limit says-

Does it make sense?

The speed limit says 55, and everybody's driving 105, and I drive 65, and it's slow.

And I saw somebody on one of those Lime scooters on the Lodge one day in a lane.

It is the wildest expressway. expressway if you live off the lodge you must be crazy because you do see crazy stuff there like

toilets and things how is the speed limit 55 on a highway now let me tell you same thing for the

southfield freeway by the way how is it 55 when it makes no sense yeah when i moved to detroit i moved to downtown detroit and for the first year that i lived here we worked in farmington hills i took the lodge every day to and from work and then if i ran any errands like the lodge is really the road i take the most it was so confusing to me how everybody was so angry at me for driving 60 on the lodge and people will flip you off they'll swerve at you it is terrifying to not be from here and not know that the speed limit truly is 80 on a road that's mark 55 yeah it

doesn't take you long to get it i feel like every but it's dangerous i feel like every freeway is like that no that's a michigan thing well everything in michigan name me a freeway y'all talking about 6 96 75 where everybody's going with the speed limit says well it doesn't happen

You can go 10 over. You can't go 35 over.

But it's what cracks me up about Michiganders visiting Ohio. Every one of them are like, I got a ticket in Ohio because y'all are going 30 miles over the speed limit because it's normal in Michigan and y'all don't get ticketed. And it's enforced in Ohio.

All right. Let me explain my karma topics for a second. No, this is good. This is good, though. I like that we're all venting and we all have opinions on the show. Here's the karma one. you ever have it happen where somebody is a jerk off on the roads and karma c-a-r or k-a-r catches up to them driving down the lodge it's snowing okay so it's kind of rough it's a little bit slippery um and guy driving a pickup truck driving like a maniac a bat out of freaking hell and he's getting upset because he got behind me and then the car next to me was going off on the next exit there right by UD and he just decides that he's going to get pissed at me and he comes up like past me Hemi engines his ass past me starts driving and I'm like geez that guy what's going on I look at him he looks you know kind of like angry and stuff about I don't even know six miles or so up the road that sumbitch is right there boom smacked right into Yep. Wow. Guy ended up sliding off the side of the road, and I'm like, I hate, I don't want to see anybody get hurt. I think he was okay. I don't know. But that is karma, buddy. Is that not the greatest? To see that happen? No.

I love it.

No, because you can't. Well, it's because you drive a pickup truck like a crazy woman, too, don't you? I do.

I can't drive.

Yeah. And Kevin, remember, just got in that accident. That wasn't my father. Okay. Well, you tell the police.

I hate it when people, like, weave or do that or speed and weave or tail you because you're going, like, around the speed limit. No, get your ass in the right lane. I always, always, always am like, please get pulled over. When they, like, zoom in front of you, I'm like, get pulled over.

I will say that's the best part about moving to Michigan. Y'all know how to use a left lane and get out of it. I love that. Ohio people camp, and that's terrible.

Those are the rules. Because I've been the person that, all right, the left lane, and y'all told me, I learned this on the show, the left lane you're not supposed to stay in the lane no it's just for passing yeah so in my mind the further to the right you are that's for the slow people and then as you go to the left you gradually get faster and to get off on an exit so if you're going slow if you don't like it then you should be all the way in the right lane and then you're in an acceptable lane but in ohio

everybody will drive 60 in every lane even though the speed limit is 65 thanks the people i'm

talking about kev though this is this is any lane and it is still not freaking fast enough for them

I feel you. You know?

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Try not to text because you're driving, I'm sure. But if you do text 95500, we'll call you back. We want to hear your karma stories, the karma situation that you have. Hold on. You've heard of Jay-Z. We got JT on the phone with us right now. What's going on, JT?

Oh, my God.

Good morning.

How are you?

I'm doing fine. On my way to take my daughter to school. We listen to you guys every morning.

Hi. Hello.

Hey. Hi.

Hi. What's your name?

Her name is Kenley.

Hey, Kenley. How are you? It's Mojo and Shannon, Megan, Kev, KP, Lydia, and Zach. Hi. Have a good day at school. What's going on? What do you want to say, JT?

The craziest freeway is 275.

Well, that is nuts, too.

Yes. They speed. They won't let you over. I'm like, oh, my God. It's dangerous. I hate to say this. I dread whenever I have to drive on it.

Yeah, it's a rough one, too. I have a friend of mine that lives in Oakland County and drives to the airport taking side roads the whole way. I'm like, what does it take you, 18 hours because you can't get on 275?

Because it's crazy.

It's nuts. We love you guys. Kenley, have a good day at school.

All right, me too.

Appreciate it. What's up, Sarah? Hi.

Hey, good morning, guys. Morning. so i um i used to work for an ambulance service and one of the things that i've heard like a lot of dispatchers say and also like cops is that the more likely that you are to slam on your brakes just because you see a cop sitting there you're just gonna you're increasing your chances of getting pulled over because you know that you're doing the wrong so i like my dad slams on the brakes all the time when we're driving down to monroe and like i laugh because i'm like you're You're more likely to get pulled over because you know that you're doing something wrong.

Well, that's why I put everything in my GPS ways because it usually gives me a cop warning on there. So I know kind of ahead of time. But you're right. I think cops kind of have an idea that when you're pushing the brakes on that things are nuts. You just tap it, though. You're not supposed to slam on the brakes. What's up, Kia?

Hi, everyone. Good morning.

Kia's got a karma story for us. What happened?

Yes, it literally just happened like a couple of days ago. I was on my way to pick my daughter up from school. And right there at Menards on Plymouth and Middlebelt, this lady just came out of the parking lot and almost hit me. And LaVonia followed her for a mile and pulled her over. Oh, I love it.

That's when you want to cop around, right? One of those moments.

That's exactly when I want to cop around. Because I literally just said it like, where's the police when you need them? And I said that before the wall.

That's awesome. Hey, thank you for the call. Kyle, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

Hey, you guys were warning people about the lodge. I'm from Ohio, and you got to warn people about Michigan left.

Yeah.

Because, oh, man, the first time I moved up here, I don't remember where I was. I think somewhere over maybe by the zoo. there's a Michigan left, and I slammed on my brakes. I'm like, this is the wrong side of the road. What are we doing? Yes.

Yes, and they're not. Okay, you have to back me up on this one, because the last time we talked about it, nobody from Ohio called in. None of the roads in Michigan are marked. So if you don't grow up here, it's very confusing.

I like when they put the markings on the road.

So do I, especially when you're about to, like, maybe go from, like, 275 to M5. Like, I like knowing which lane I'm supposed to be in. Because I get really confused.

Veronica, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. You got a karma story for us?

Oh, I see you hung up on him when I want to back up. I know.

He's from Ohio. I have to. What's going on? Hi.

Hi, how are you?

Good. What's going on?

So I'm actually on my way to work right now, and there's a car tailing me pretty close behind, so I decided to slow down a little bit. And then the car in the middle lane noticed, so they, like, kind of slowed down with me, and we're both just, like, blocking it. Oh, that's right.

What kind of car is it? Let's talk to them over the air right now. What kind of car are they driving?

Oh, you know, it's a big old F-150. Of course.

That's a guy with a small little wiener.

Angry boy. He got a little wiener.

Angry boy. You have a little penis. Well, sorry about that, that you're dealing with this. Hey, get off her ass. Your attention, please.

I'm running a little late, too, so hopefully I don't get in trouble, but it's all good.

All right. Be safe out there. Sarah, last call. What's up?

Hi. I was just telling Lydia about how back in, like, 2011, because my daughter was still in an infant seat, me and my brother were coming back from Micro Center, and I was out in Belleville. And this guy, the roads were horrible this, like, January, February. and this guy comes speeding down the snow-covered lane and my brother goes, oh, that's going to be an accident. This F or this I.

Yeah, don't say it.

It was, like, an Explorer.

Oh, okay. I think you're a Explorer. Yeah.

No, this, like, Ford Explorer comes passing us in the snow-covered left lane and ended up just going right into the media.

Oh, no.

And then we passed it, and my brother goes, yep, called that one.

Yeah, a little karma. I got more calls I got to take. I can't stop this. I like karma, guys. I'm with a C, by the way. It's so good. Brian, what's up? Hey, are you there? Yeah, Brian, I'm right here. What happened?

First time, long time.

Brian's on the phone.

Yeah, so I was about to get on I-75 by where the palace used to be. And this guy cut me off. So when I drove by him, I gave him the thumbs up, like, good job. So he rolled his window down and stuck his head out to yell at me. And his hat and his sunglasses flew right off his face.

I would be so mad. Now that's karma.

The best part, though, is that entrance ramp loops back around under the bridge.

Yeah.

So when I got on I-75, I saw him walking back on the bridge. Oh, my God. I laid on the horn and let him know.

I love it.

That's awesome.

Traffic is a blessing and a curse. It makes you late to work, but that's less time you have to spend at work.

This is Mojo in the Morning.

How am I supposed to live, laugh, and love in these conditions? This is Mojo in the Morning.

WKQI Detroit. WSNX Muskegon Grand Rapids. WVKS Toledo. This is Mojo in the Morning.

Oh, Mojo, he's amazing.

Live. Mojo in the Morning show. Worried about your health. Kevin's been worried about your health. I was actually going to say to you this morning, you look like you've lost weight, Kev. I don't know. I don't know why. I think. Why are you not? It's probably stressed. That's probably what it is. Honestly, I was looking at you this morning. You look good. What's going on? Why are you worried?

Man, well, I mean, first off, like growing up, I was one of those young adults turning into a young man that just felt like water would cure anything. So anytime I got sick, I'm like, let me just drink a bunch of water. Don't take Tylenol. Don't take Advil. Don't take any medicine. And I really only go to the doctor when I have, like, a throat issue, like tonsillitis or strep throat. Anything beyond. I couldn't tell you the last time I had a physical couldn't tell you anything about that. And recently I've had some family members and some friends go through some pretty traumatic health experiences. One of my friends, mom's got cancer recently. One of my family members got cancer recently earlier this week. I got a text message that said one of my friends who's 27 years old had a stroke and he's been in the hospital for like four or five days and they're just now getting like the swelling and the fluid off of his brain. And it's really got me thinking, like, I don't need to wait. And we just talked about the dude from Dawson's Creek just got died. So in my mind, it's like, all of these are, like, are there signs? Am I just, is that the way that I'm interpreting this?

Or are we finally getting to that age where just, like, I don't know how to phrase this without it being bad, because you just said this, and last week a friend of mine had a stroke. He's in his early 30s and had a break. That is not normal, but unfortunately, it's becoming more and more common. Yeah. Like, is it becoming more common, or are we just hitting that age where, like, the young threshold of, like, big health spares are happening?

No. No. And honestly, I think it's been since COVID that we've been seeing a lot more of this. So I don't know if COVID played a huge factor in this. But I, Kev, I think 20s, how old is this? He was 20, 27. 27 years old. And honestly, this is something that I've learned since I had my heart aneurysm. I can't believe how many people have the heart having a heart aneurysm that don't have any clue that they've had it since they were teenagers or born. So there's a lot of times you don't know health, but this is the thing we don't think about going to the doctor until when usually we're like forties, you know what I mean? Like that's usually the time when you start thinking about it or later.

Yeah.

By the way, for our insurance, Kev, I don't know if you know this, you, you should go get a physical every year because you get a really big discount on our insurance when you input that into our stuff. Yeah, and not just for financial purposes, but for peace of mind that, you know, you're getting all that stuff checked.

So your friend is recovering from the stroke right now? Do they have any damage at all?

Not that they know of. He's still in the hospital right now. We're getting text messages from his girlfriend because obviously she's, you know, our main point of contact that's knowledgeable about what's going on. He's been in there for a little under a week. He's swollen almost all over his body, but the swelling in his face has come down. So they're happy about that.

Can I tell you a couple of things? And this is something that.

The docs at Michigan Medicine taught me, one, people don't take their blood pressure enough. You need to take your blood pressure. A lot of times people don't do it unless they're sitting there at CVS and they see the free blood pressure thing. So people don't have any clue. You should take your blood pressure. The other thing, too, if you take your socks off and your socks leave an indentation in your legs, you're retaining water. That's not good. And you should honestly go talk to a doc about stuff like that. There's little things that people don't understand. And a lot of times, you know, like we don't understand something until we see a kid that's playing on a field and the kid has a heart issue. And it's like there's so many different signs that are out there. My old doc, cardiologist, Dr. Steve Almany, he put so much effort into getting the schools, all the schools, not just, you know, the rich people schools in the suburbs and stuff like that, but all schools across the entire state to start doing heart healthy checks for these kids.

And it's a great idea.

And it's something that needs to continue. But you need to look at this as an eye-opening situation for you.

I am.

And not be eating over at Savvy Slider every day.

Shout out to Savvy Slider.

I'm telling you. I know. By the way, we should have done this topic yesterday because this guy and Zach tore it up at Savvy yesterday.

Yeah, we enjoyed ourselves.

What's up, Lisa?

Good morning, everyone. Good morning.

What's going on?

Kev, you've reached the age where you're not invincible anymore.

And Kev's young. He's only 30. This is craziness, right?

No. You just talked about football players. They go and get a physical every year.

Yeah.

We continue that until we're no longer here. You catch things way, way sooner than when it becomes an emergency.

Yeah.

Even doctors that you don't think about, like I am really big on going to the dermatologist every year to get your whole body checked. It takes, this is no exaggeration, less than five minutes for them to do that. I've had skin cancer removed twice because it was found that way. And for women, I know a lot of women are so scared to get a mammogram. It's not that bad.

What age are you supposed to get a mammogram?

So Dr. Werner started sending me at 38. I kind of protested and didn't go until I was 39 and I'll be damned when I did I found out that I had dense breast tissue had to go back and then they I had that lymphoma scare that lasted a whole year of testing and biopsies and stuff so please please go I mean it's just it's it is a matter of

life and death I don't understand why we don't uh check breast cancer like even earlier than that like yeah why is that just not a normal and then also I don't understand why we don't check colonoscopies and stuff at an earlier age. I know why, because the insurance companies suck, and they don't want to pay for it. Brandy, what's up?

Hi. I just wanted to tell Kev that health anxiety is super real. I go through it every time I find out something has happened to someone close to me. I start feeling random pains in that part of my body. My boyfriend of nine years just died two months ago, 36 years old. So now I'm terrified that I'm just going to go to sleep one night and not wake up.

Oh, my God. Can we ask, what did he die from? What happened?

Well, he did have preexisting health conditions from when he was a baby. However, he was a pretty heavy drinker.

Oh, geez. Well, that's the other thing, too.

It just didn't help anything.

You talk to docs, alcohol and tobacco, and honestly, they're against marijuana. you know they're not like any of the stuff we put in our systems you know drinking drinking is so

bad i can look at pictures of him from when we were first together to recently and you can just tell how much that age can so if you if you have a problem drinking try to get it under control but health anxiety super real i you know i can find out someone has kidney failure suddenly my kidneys start hurting and it's it's not it's not in your head i mean i get it but it's it's anxiety and

but better safe than sorry very much yeah thank you for the call appreciate it um what's up uh laurie hi how are you or corinne i'm sorry corinne i don't want to say laurie's one of

the other callers i'll grab you in a second what's up corinne hi uh yeah it's corinne um i was just saying my 12 year old son because of his father's family history he has to have screenings for his heart and his cholesterol checked and it is literally listed on his thing has like has to have his heart checked and kept an eye on yeah yeah my kids will forever have to do that too

because of the aneurysm that i have is a hereditary thing too uh and honestly i'm happy i hate to say this i'm happy that that's the case because i'd rather have them check this than have it be the silent killer and i think you know anytime you have any kind of illness in your family yeah he freaked out the hook of the needle

so that was not fun but i rather like you said i rather know than not know and something happened to him when he's even just a little bit older because like his grandfather his great uncle

all have had severe heart attacks yeah by the way texter just text new topic please you're making me scared this should be important yeah manuel hey how's it going good what's up

so yeah just supporting all the all these claims right so i'm 34 years old i would say relatively good health um i had a heart attack here actually uh 34 years old ended up having to get quadruple

bypass surgery you're 34 and had a quadruple bypass that's unreal yeah no seriously it was

uh when I was going to cardiac rehab I think I got all the high scores uh right against the old people yeah exactly but yeah no my wife and I went on vacation and you know I've had long family history of this but it's one of those I don't I couldn't tell you the last time I went to see a doctor before this um and it was one of those things so it's like 100 support yeah check even And if you think, you know, so you're becoming a hyper contract, getting checked, no, get checked. It's definitely worth it.

Thanks for that. Well, I don't know. You know, I think bringing up a topic like this is a great thing because it just brings awareness to it. It's now it's just a follow through. Yeah, for sure. So and for anybody out there who feels the same way, let's get checked out. And our prayers for your friend. Thank you. That's horrible to hear that.

Why aren't you getting a call back? Why did she call me back? We'll find out next with Mojo in the Morning's second date update.

She was going to have my babies.

Back to Mojo in the Morning. It's the second date update on Mojo in the Morning.

Why are you not getting a call back after you went on a date with somebody? We're going to find out the second date update here on the Mojo in the Morning show. We, of course, are looking for people that have been ghosted. so text ghosted right now to 95500 if you want to be on a future second date update so text that to us and we'll get you on a future show uh samantha is on with us right now hey samantha hey good morning good morning how are you doing good how are you fantastic so samantha you guys actually had some nice time with each other including uh you guys spent the night with each other yeah and now he's not calling you back nope so when's the last time that you have actually talked to him or or texted with him uh it's been about a week okay so it's only been a week but he was before that even getting kind of a little a little dark on you so we're gonna find out exactly what's going on okay okay all right uh michael is on the phone michael are you okay with your voice on the radio yes michael say hello to samantha

hi hey hi you're live how are you um i'm good how are you i'm good i'd be better if if you text me

back yeah um uh yeah um i yeah i'm sorry about that this is uh where have you been michael

michael i want to find out exactly what's been going on where have you been

uh i don't know i mean i've just been um just been doing my own thing i guess i don't know I don't know what to say on the radio, man.

That's okay. You know what? You say, and you're okay with this, right, Samantha? You're okay with him just being honest with you. That's all you want.

Yeah, yeah. That's all I want. I mean, yeah.

So, Michael, you've been, I don't know, a little quiet.

A lot quiet.

Did you have a fun date? Do you like being with Samantha?

The date was, yeah, the date was fun. We had a really nice time. She's really nice.

So what is it that is causing you to not reach out to her again?

Um, I don't know. Yeah, like, I don't know. We had fun. I just don't know if I wanted to continue. I just don't know if I'm particularly attracted right now.

What did you guys do, Samantha?

Well, I invited him over to my house because the first few dates, he was really respectful, and we just had a great time. So I invited him over, and we had, like, a Netflix night. I brought snacks and drinks and, you know, set up a comfy little situation on the floor, and we just had a great time. Talked, watched movies. Talked with this guy, talked.

Did you guys have sex on this date?

No.

okay all right is that the problem no that's probably a good thing too but michael that's

a good question was that the problem were you looking for that and you didn't get it

i i mean i probably wouldn't have oh man i mean are you embarrassed i'm trying to no i'm just yeah i'm trying to

Are you embarrassed to tell her something that's going to embarrass her or embarrass something about you?

I feel like it's something that would probably embarrass her. I'm just trying not to.

Okay. So you don't want to hurt her feelings with something that you're going to say. Are you okay, Samantha, with him telling you something?

Yes.

What is it?

Okay. Um, yeah, so when we were, like, sitting there watching Netflix, we were, you know, we were cuddling, we were kind of, you know, close to each other, and we were kind of rubbing feet together, and, uh, I don't know, the, the feet are kind of a turnoff for me.

Her feet are a turnoff. Why are they a turnoff?

Yeah. So, yeah, they're really rough. And, like, her big toes were really big, and then the other toes were really small.

Oh, my God. It took us 20 minutes to get there.

I was trying to be respectful about it. I don't know what else to say, though.

So Samantha has rough feet.

And a big, big toe. I feel like my feet were more feminine than her. It was pretty wild.

Samantha, have you ever had anybody say anything about your feet before?