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It's showtime!

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all right here's a question for you this question is one that happened yesterday if somebody sends you a message or calls you and says hey can you give me so-and-so's phone number Do I have to call so-and-so to ask for their permission before I give you their phone number?

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Yes. Oh, I say yes.

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Yes, you say?

00:03:29 - 00:03:33 | Speaker 1:

You don't have to call him, but I would send him a text and say, hey, is it okay if I share your contact info with whomever?

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I agree. Kevin says yes. What about you, Megan?

00:03:35 - 00:03:44 | Speaker 1:

Oh, I don't know. I think it depends on, like, the situation. I would be very curious to know what the situation was.

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Okay, so let me tell you the situation. I say the situation is this. um kevin yesterday sent me a text message and i have proof of this text message i put it in our topics here if you'd like to take a look at it yes you did where he sent me a text saying hey send me producer ellen's phone number i want to give her a call you heard me on the air yesterday talk about how we ran into ellen when we were in chicago and while we were there i jokingly said to ellen i said you know what you never got a chance to work with kevin and ellen loves her

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guys that are black she likes black guys she always used to say her dream guy looked like

00:04:29 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 6:

drake you know so she would tell me that from time to time yes so kevin i said you would love kevin he's a great guy he's got a great smile he's got great energy so i drunk dialed kevin And yes, I was drunk and Kevin tried to say, I drunk dialed Kevin with Chelsea and Ellen there. And I handed the phone over to Kevin, you know, to say hi to Ellen. Well, they just talked really quick, had a quick conversation. It was nothing more than just hi, whatever, you know, the whole deal. I think Ellen was embarrassed, whatever. Kevin was embarrassed. Well, yeah.

00:05:00 - 00:05:27 | Speaker 2:

Yesterday, he sent me a text, and his text message that he sent me was, hey, send me Ellen's phone number. So I sent Ellen a text message, and my text message to Ellen was, I go, here, I'll read it verbatim for you so that you can actually hear it. I said, can I give Kev your number? She goes, please don't.

00:05:27 - 00:05:44 | Speaker 7:

is that not an ellen response that is absolutely the response i was expecting sometimes i forget how bad you are at matching up people until i know the two people you're trying to match up and i go you're a terrible matchmaker how are we how are we matching them isn't isn't she yeah

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she's dating somebody yeah she's she's saying she's still you know she's alive she's got a

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Don't respect anybody's boundaries.

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So then I answer back with a crying, laughing emoji, and I say, okay. And she goes, thank you. I hearted that. I send it to Kevin.

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And I probably send some crying emojis back.

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No, I heard this.

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That's not going to happen my way. I mean, obviously, I'm not trying to get with Ellen, but you did call me drunk as hell, which was an amazing conversation that we had. Put Ellen on the phone. She confirmed that you all were drunk. And then I said, man, what's your number? She was like, get it from Tom. Oh, she did say that. That's the only reason I asked you for it.

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It's not like that was a polite way of saying no, right?

00:06:30 - 00:06:38 | Speaker 1:

It could have been. But I'm saying, it's not like I'm trying to get her number out the blue. But that's my thing. Don't be polite with me. If I can have your number, tell me I can have your number.

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If I can't have your number, tell me I can't have your number. Interesting. I did not know she said that. Now this story changes a little bit. Amanda, what's going on? How you doing?

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Good morning, guys. Good morning.

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Amanda, did I do it all right by calling her and asking her or texting her and asking her if I can give out her number?

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Definitely. I don't like when people give out my number, so I always call and make sure it's okay. It's a respect thing.

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Yeah. Let me ask you this question. Can I have your number so I can give it to Kevin?

00:07:09 - 00:07:11 | Speaker 6:

Oh, heck yeah. I love it. Call you later.

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So you would have no problem giving up your phone number to Kevin, right?

00:07:16 - 00:07:27 | Speaker 6:

No way. We can go hang out. Actually, Kevin and I met before at the Rochester Bank. Which one was it called? Go Cougars, Kevin. Hey, go Cougars. Yeah.

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I did not know that Ellen said, get the number from me. Now that changes it. I'm going to have to give her some crap for that. What's up, Gretchen? How you doing?

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Hey, good. May not want to say my name, but I got a bizarre phone call about 10 months after a breakup. Um, and my ex, his fiance gave my number to her ex to contact me. So on, on what God's green earth would I ever randomly think that I would date or, you know, even go out with my ex's ex?

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That's weird.

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That's it's, you know, it was, it was, that was intrusive.

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Yeah. That's wild. They were trying to give out the number of all people. That's wild.

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well it it was not i there were no good intentions involved in that yeah it's all it's i i wonder if

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they were doing it to make fun of you like that makes me sad that they would do something like

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that now my standards are much higher thank you for the call what's up uh listener megan hi

00:08:30 - 00:08:56 | Speaker 4:

hi what's going on uh so i just it's not about a dating thing but i'm a an eye doctor and my favorite is when i get texts out of the blue and it's like so-and-so gave me your number and then they ask medical questions a lot of times it's not even about the eyes and i'm like oh like i really appreciate when people say hey so-and-so wants to ask you a question can i give them your number and i'll always say yes but when it comes out of the blue i'm like goodness gracious like

00:08:56 - 00:09:27 | Speaker 2:

i'm not everybody's doctor all over that has to be a tough one yeah yeah that that is that's wild when people will do that to professionals that, like a doctor, and I always feel weird if I have a doctor's cell phone. Should I call them, you know, in the office or call them on their cell phone? Like Dr. Patel, who's here in just a couple minutes, my heart doctor. Like I have his cell phone number. I would never call him and say, hey, Dr. Patel, can you give me a little advice on this? I would always call Mary, his nurse, or call the hospital. You know what I mean? Like, is that weird?

00:09:27 - 00:09:32 | Speaker 7:

No, I send videos and pictures to all the medical people in my life And I go, do you want me to go to the hospital?

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Natasha has a comment to make on this. What's up, Natasha?

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Hi. I was just thinking that if Ellen was seriously seeing someone, she would have told Kev, oh, I'm seeing someone. Like, I can't, I won't give out my number. I feel like it's kind of not necessarily rude, but impolite to Kev to say get it from Tom.

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Yeah, that's interesting.

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I don't think so.

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Well, I do agree with you.

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like I think maybe and she also could have been joking when she said that so I don't know the context of it but uh you never know Jacqueline what's up it's Mojo in the morning hi hey I think

00:10:12 - 00:10:30 | Speaker 1:

I think it's always good to ask permission even especially she was drunk I think it was right to ask yeah and because obviously she changed her mind and also like pictures too like I I have friends that sometimes I try to set them up with guys that I don't go out with and uh I always ask Like, can I send them your picture and stuff like that?

00:10:31 - 00:10:34 | Speaker 6:

Okay, yeah. So that's it. Like, sending pictures is an interesting one.

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Another good example, yeah.

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Yeah, because it's weird if somebody goes, yeah, by the way, I ended up getting a picture of you. And you're like, wait a second. What picture did they send? TC, what's up?

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Good morning. Good day. How are you guys today? Oh, my gosh.

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You have a lot of caffeine in you. What's happening?

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I haven't had any caffeine. This is me without caffeine, Mojo. I love it, TC.

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What's up?

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uh so i have a tax pal like a pen pal but a tax pal yeah just some random random um number called it was like uh coach are we going to do pilates today and i'm like uh no you got the wrong number and she was like oh you're so nice and kind and now we're friends her name is mia she stayed in california coffee can i have mia's phone number i'm gonna ask her

00:11:23 - 00:11:47 | Speaker 6:

that's kind of cool you would be a perfect person to have as a friend as a little pet because you sound so great yeah look who's back with us hunter's back with us what's going on wait is it this isn't the same hunter i just talked to this is yes sir yes it is how do you have that much energy you were very mellow last time i talked to you because now i'm about to get

00:11:47 - 00:11:54 | Speaker 7:

my academics up just got to lane state okay so you heard us talking about you just a second ago

00:11:54 - 00:12:11 | Speaker 6:

because your phone call was so damn funny hypothetically let me ask you this question hunter hunter if you're if you were friends with ellen our former producer and kevin asked for the phone number and ellen said no would you still give the number and make it seem like kevin stole

00:12:11 - 00:12:30 | Speaker 7:

it from me absolutely not absolutely not I don't care who it is if it's a guy asking for a guy's number a girl asking for a girl's number I always make sure to ask if it's okay if I can send their number over and if if it's a no then buddy it's a no I'm sorry I'm not like that you know what's

00:12:30 - 00:12:43 | Speaker 6:

funny I bet you if Kevin asked Megan who Megan's best buddies with Ellen she would trust her more on the setup, then she would trust me because I'm such a bad, you know, wingman here.

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She knows I would never set them up.

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Oh, why?

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They would, you think they would be a good couple. You don't think that that would be a good one? Absolutely not. In what way is Kev her type?

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Why would you say that about Kevin? What's wrong with Kevin?

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Oh, I love Kevin, but he is, he has a huge personality and she likes somebody more reserved.

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Oh, really? Yes. Oh, okay. I think everyone has a certain type until they meet the person that's for them. And I think when you meet the right person, whatever type you thought you had may not be the type you think you needed. But I'm not trying to get with Ellen. Ellen is a beautiful person. Maybe I'm not her type yet. He wants a friendship. Here's the thing, though. I know whenever you have your 25-year celebration or your Hall of Fame celebration, Ellen and I will be in the same place and we'll have our own conversation. Oh, really? Okay. That's all it is. All right, I like it. Shout out to Ellen, though.

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My DM-er. Oh, there you go. That's what you... You know what? That's actually the way to get it. You just go into the DMs.

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I was going to be like, I'm going to Chicago. I'm sure. Shut up, Brian.

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No big deal. I like to send voice notes now. I'm a voice note guy.

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I hear you every morning sending voice notes to people. Relax, son.

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Relax. I'm going to keep your hands in the air now.

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This is the home of Mojo in the Morning. Channel 955. Back to mojo in the morning is mojo in the mornings back in the day

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Back in the day. What year did this stuff happen? It's the year Kim Kardashian lost her earrings

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Ryan Reynolds starred in Deadpool

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And Justin Bieber had the song Lose Yourself

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If you like the way you look that much, oh baby. Let's go to our winner on the line.

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We got my man Josh from the UP. Good morning, Josh. How you doing?

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good how about yourself doing fantastic my man what year did all of those things happen 2016 you got it josh what what gave it away josh i remember i was just getting out of high school and then just the bieber that song shout out to high school shout out your high school man uh mayville high school shout out to Mayville. Well, look, man, you've won a pair of tickets to Astronomicon at the Ann Arbor Marriott in Ypsilanti. Tickets on sale now at Astronomicon.com. Tommy Chong, Jason Lee, Jamie Presley, just some of the superstars that'll be there. But the biggest superstar of them all is my guy, Josh. Hang on the line, man. We'll get you everything you need. Congratulations. See you again, bro. I appreciate it, bro. Thank you. No doubt. We got more tickets to the Tate McCrae's sold-out show. It's happening at little caesars arena on august 16th you want to be in the building for your chance to win text the word greedy to 95500 that is greedy to 95500 standard message and data rate

00:16:09 - 00:17:48 | Speaker 1:

supply mojo in the mornings dirty on the 30 first dirty of the day let's get it jeff bezos and lauren sanchez are getting closer and closer to finally getting married the couple recently sent out wedding invites and now it looks like we know at least some of the people who are expected to attend the big day. This is going to be absolutely jam-packed with A-listers like Eva Longoria, Katy Perry, Orlando Bloom, Oprah Winfrey, Gayle King, Kris Jenner, Kim Kardashian, and Jewel. They're all expected to attend but that's not even it. We got other big names like Ivanka Trump, Jared Kushner, Karlie Klaus, Diane von Furstenberg. I mean this wedding is going to be huge. It's rumored to take place in venice italy over the summer are you going weirdly not invited not on that guest list yeah they missed out after a weekend in which the former impractical joker star joe gatto was hit with not one but two different sexual assault allegations allegations in which he is denying he has voluntarily begun inpatient care at a treatment facility and canceled all of the upcoming dates on his current comedy tour in a statement he said having taken some time off to reflect i've decided to voluntarily enter an inpatient program to continue working on myself i just wanted to thank my friends fans and especially my family for all of their support never more so than over the last few days is this an admission of guilt what do we think i don't know i think so maybe a little pr move probably feels like that a bit president donald trump announced a 25 tariff on all imported cars and key auto parts

00:17:48 - 00:18:07 | Speaker 3:

yesterday. What we're going to be doing is a 25% tariff on all cars that are not made in the United States. If they're made in the United States, there's absolutely no tariff. We start off with a 2.5% base, which is what we were at, and we go to 25%. This is a move aimed at boosting

00:18:07 - 00:20:22 | Speaker 1:

American manufacturing. It's likely to spark economic impact. The tariffs, which will go into effect at 12-1 and on April 3rd, apply to vehicles from major trading partners. This includes Canada, Mexico, Japan, European Union. Critics argue that the move will raise prices for U.S. consumers and disrupt the supply chains. Trump claims it's going to create jobs and strengthen domestic production. Automakers are wanting that higher costs could reduce sales leading to potential job losses rather than growth. But if you're wondering, how many cars sold in the U.S. are imports? Well, according to a fact sheet handed out by the White House yesterday, roughly half of the 16 million cars sold in the U.S. last year were imports. So it will probably have a huge impact. Dr. Phil weighed in on Kim Kardashian and Kanye West viewed over their children, warning that Kim could face serious consequences if she doesn't take legal action, which is not something I was expecting to hear from him. Kanye ignored Kim's request and released a song featuring their 11-year-old daughter North alongside Diddy, who was waiting trial on sex trafficking charges. Reports later claim that Kim abruptly ended one of North's visits with Kanye. Upon learning that Andrew Tate, who was facing human trafficking charges in Romania, was set to be present, Kanye slammed Kim and her parenting, accusing a white woman of controlling his black children. Now, insiders are saying that Kim is considering filing for full custody for the four children she shares with Kanye. Now, Dr. Phil went on a podcast. Actually, it was TMZ's podcast with Harvey Levin, and it's very interesting. It's called Two Angry Men. And I did not expect this from him, but he's cautioning that failing to take legal action could have serious consequences for Kim. Is for these children to wind up in foster care because that system is broken. What will happen with these kids, and you think, well, with this kind of money, they're not going to wind up in foster care. That's wrong. If DCF gets involved and thinks one parent is not reacting and the other parent is unstable, they will take them. Now, they're likely to put them with a family member rather than strangers, but you don't want these children hung out to dry.

00:20:22 - 00:20:41 | Speaker 2:

But that's really shocking. I mean, the idea that Kim Kardashian, who loves these kids, who's dealing with a mentally ill ex-husband who is off the rails, could actually lose custody by doing nothing, even though she loves them. That's breathtaking.

00:20:41 - 00:21:03 | Speaker 1:

That is absolutely a possibility. And this isn't even a close call that she could lose custody of these children. I've not met Kanye. I've certainly not evaluated him. I cannot render an opinion on what his pathology is or is not. But the behavior that is observable is troubling.

00:21:04 - 00:22:01 | Speaker 5:

It's insane. I didn't even think that was a possibility. But it seems like this isn't going to stop anytime soon. And then yesterday, there was a huge concert announcement. Lady Gaga has revealed that the Mayhem Ball Tour is coming. She posted up on her social media saying, This is my first arena tour since 2018. There's something electric about a stadium, and I love every moment of those shows. But with the Mayhem Ball, I wanted to create a different kind of experience, something more intimate, closer, more connected. Here's the thing, though. She's only doing a few dates, and I'm kind of devastated by this. She is only showing up in the U.S. in Las Vegas, Seattle, New York, Miami, and then I guess I should have just said North America, Toronto. So these tickets do go on sale to the general public on April 3rd. This is a tour for the album Mayhem because it got such great reception. Like, they weren't planning on touring this album, but like I said, they go on sale to the general public April 3rd at noon.

00:22:02 - 00:22:07 | Speaker 4:

Let's see if Lady Gaga gets the same backlash Beyonce got for only having tours in certain areas.

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That is the biggest thing I saw on the internet yesterday was why are there so few cities and what is the ticket price going to be? And I think that's a great question, Kev. You can check out all of today's Dirty by listening to our podcast. Just search for Mojo in the Morning on the free iHeartRadio app.

00:22:34 - 00:22:39 | Speaker 6:

Celebrity Dirt, directly from the source, is Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

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back to mojo in the morning all right mojo in the morning show uh kev uh we're gonna do a little talk here about siblings and uh sibling craziness i know i can't be the only person out here with a

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wild sibling that has done something unthinkable and my sister tried to kill me when we were younger now i was a tyrant i'm the older brother i only have one other sibling her name is melinda she is my heart and soul my everything i love my land and i used to terrorize her to no avail like i remember one time my mom was at the pawn shop like i guess she was pawned something because we had no money so imagine being at the pawn shop she left us in a car i'm aggravating my sister to the point where she literally kicks out the window in the van that's how bad i used to irritate my sister i remember one time i'm sitting at the dining room table and i had to be like giving lynn the craziest day of her life because she was pissed off but for some reason and you know obviously like when you make somebody mad don't let them cook for you because you don't know what you're about to get but i made her so mad and for some reason i allowed her to make us like lunch that day she made me like a little turkey sandwich i'm sitting at the table just got done watching pbj and otter oh you feel me like we're back we're back in the day come on man you know what's going on you know what's going on i'm sitting at the table man got my little sound remember paper plate got my sandwich she lay it on there and she like standing there watching me eat it but i'm not really you know what i'm saying monitoring that i said i know she over there i go to bite and she's like no wait wait i'm like what she's like i put alcohol in it what she said she put rubbing alcohol inside of my sandwich bro i thought it was like alcohol oh no not a party like she tried to kill me why i'm just thankful that she didn't let me fully go through with it i would have let you take a bite i would have died no just a little taste in your mouth i don't think it worked like it's like soap it's like just a little taste i don't think it works like that you wouldn't have died that is rubbing alcohol why why you say like is just it's not toxic like mustard it's gross it's rubbing alcohol it's not bite probably wouldn't have killed you but the whole thing might have what if my throat had a guy like

00:25:00 - 00:25:05 | Speaker 5:

that good you know incinerated what i wouldn't have been on this radio show maybe this is the

00:25:05 - 00:25:29 | Speaker 4:

reason why you are who you are right now maybe we blame melinda for everything that has ever tried to kill me she almost tried to kill you poison me by the way i could never picture her doing that she seems like she's like the nicest sweetest person in the world you ever seen that show snapped wait are you saying that's her okay what's up jessica how you doing good morning good

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morning what's happening so me and my sister when we were younger she had her boyfriend over and she was making mac and cheese and i wanted some and she was like oh there's not going to be enough so i called her mom and because she was very like don't waste food and uh i called her to make another box and i started making another box and my sister flipped out and was like fine just have my macaroni and we got into a fight and she pushed me and i punched her oh my god

00:25:55 - 00:26:04 | Speaker 4:

do you see by the way how great it is to not be an only child when you see hair stories like this or is it better to be an only child would you rather have been an only child

00:26:04 - 00:26:17 | Speaker 7:

um actually it's funny because my my dad he had a son with another mom another person he like looks into mine and my sister's uh relationship he's glad he's an only child

00:26:17 - 00:26:29 | Speaker 3:

because of that i think about how mean i'm the oldest of three girls that we grew up together in the same household and we were all so mean to each other the amount of hair pulling was really

00:26:29 - 00:26:33 | Speaker 7:

bad yeah but when you only have an older brother you learn how to fight fight and that's not a

00:26:33 - 00:26:38 | Speaker 3:

good skill to have as a young girl yeah i mean my two younger sisters ganged up on me by the way

00:26:38 - 00:27:02 | Speaker 4:

there are more people that here we're talking about sibling revelers there are more people that are telling us about things that people put in their food like that person that put windex in their sister's kool-aid what is she on one what's going on are you there mojo in the morning who is this hi my name's amanda amanda your sister tried to kill you i actually was the one

00:27:02 - 00:27:35 | Speaker 9:

that did the pudding you did amanda in the kool-aid yeah well we were we were young and And it was at a point in time where she was putting stickers on everything. Like, she got them from school, and she was putting stickers on everything. And it was like, no, don't drink this, don't eat that. And it was annoying, so I squirted a couple of scores of Windex in her drink, and she smelled it before she drank it.

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Oh, thank God.

00:27:36 - 00:27:42 | Speaker 3:

Dude, that's how people kill their wives on Dateline. No, I'm serious, but they'll use, like, antifreeze and stuff.

00:27:42 - 00:27:52 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, that's that is that's that's a thing. They find it in the toxicology report later. Keith Morrison's coming after your ass on that one. Laura, what's up?

00:27:53 - 00:28:18 | Speaker 6:

Hi, I have a twin brother. And when we would get pissed at each other when we were in elementary school, my mom used to make us make each other lunches, you know, every day. and when we were upset with the other one, we would just pack each other just bread sandwiches. So we'd get to school the next day and we would just bite into a nothing sandwich. Which would just extend the fight even longer.

00:28:19 - 00:28:28 | Speaker 4:

That's cute, though. See, that's fine. Windex in your food. Alcohol in your foods. You know, I don't know. Summer, what's up with you? How are you doing?

00:28:28 - 00:28:30 | Speaker 8:

Oh, gosh, I'm good.

00:28:30 - 00:28:30 | Speaker 4:

Good.

00:28:30 - 00:28:30 | Speaker 8:

How are you?

00:28:31 - 00:28:31 | Speaker 4:

What's going on?

00:28:32 - 00:28:58 | Speaker 8:

So I wanted to tell you guys a story. I was only about six years old, and I'm the youngest of three. My brothers are five and six years older than me, and they thought it'd be funny one day to feed me an entire bar of chocolate laxatives. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. And then my mom and dad and I, we all went to the drive-in theater that night, and I was throwing up violently in the bathroom, and some lady's like, where are your parents? I'm like, I don't know. I think I'm dying.

00:28:58 - 00:29:07 | Speaker 4:

thank god we had brothers and sisters right isn't that wonderful the cheating husband aka

00:29:07 - 00:29:17 | Speaker 1:

the excellent dirtbag example of what the kids don't want to be married to another war of the roses is after seven on mojo in the morning it's mojo in the mornings five at

00:29:17 - 00:29:27 | Speaker 2:

All right, it's time to play the 5 at 6.55.

00:29:27 - 00:29:59 | Speaker 5:

We got Nina, our reigning champion, back on the line, going for her fifth win in a row. Nina, good morning. How are we feeling? Good morning. I'm feeling good. How are you? Come on, Nina. Megan wants some energy out of you, Nina. How are you feeling? Oh, you bet. Okay. Good morning. How are you doing? There we go. All right, let's meet your challenger all the way from Clinton Township. We got Ciara on the phone. Good morning, Cece. Good morning.

00:30:00 - 00:30:05 | Speaker 1:

Morning. Let's start with shouting out our kids. I hear you're dropping them off and then headed to work.

00:30:06 - 00:30:09 | Speaker 2:

I sure am. Another long day.

00:30:09 - 00:30:23 | Speaker 1:

Shout out your kids real quick. Shout out to Brooklyn and Jordan. Love you. Love you, Brooklyn and Jordan. All right, Nina, we're going to lock you up. Sierra, we're going to keep you on the line. We got five questions, and Megan is ready to read them off to you.

00:30:23 - 00:30:34 | Speaker 5:

All right, Sierra, question number one. Former First Lady Michelle Obama and NBA superstar Steph Curry are teaming up to create a new sports drink. What team does Steph Curry play for?

00:30:37 - 00:30:43 | Speaker 2:

Um, uh, the, uh, the golden, um, golden, um, gosh. Oh my gosh, Brayford.

00:30:44 - 00:30:48 | Speaker 1:

Too much time. You gotta pass.

00:30:48 - 00:30:50 | Speaker 2:

Oh my gosh. Okay.

00:30:50 - 00:31:32 | Speaker 5:

Okay, question number two. Take a deep breath. Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez are gonna have a VIP-filled wedding with guests like Katy Perry, Kim Kardashian, and oprah what company made jeff bezos a billionaire um jeff bezos that would be uh question number three kelly clarkson blasted her kid's school for not giving enough warning for parents to attend school events saying some of us work during the day what competition singing show did kelly clarkson compete on american idol zayn malik performed a song from his former boy band for the first time called Night Changes. What boy band was Zayn a former member of?

00:31:34 - 00:31:35 | Speaker 2:

One Direction.

00:31:35 - 00:31:46 | Speaker 5:

And Lady Gaga announced her first tour since 2018 with just a few cities being visited. What is the name of the album and the tour? So it's the same name that she's about to go on.

00:31:48 - 00:31:50 | Speaker 2:

Tour Mayhem Ball.

00:31:51 - 00:32:19 | Speaker 1:

All right, there we go. Let's bring our champion back. Well, Sierra, you missed the first question, but that was the only one you missed. Score of four. Nina, you got to either tie with four or went out right with five. That is how the game works. It is. I'm stalling for some reason. You're not logged in. Yeah, I don't know what just happened. All right, here we go. Let's go.

00:32:19 - 00:32:30 | Speaker 5:

Let's do it. Nina, question number one. Former First Lady Michelle Obama and NBA superstar Steph Curry are teaming up to create a new sports drink. What team does Steph Curry play for?

00:32:32 - 00:32:45 | Speaker 3:

Oh, geez. I don't know. Okay. The Golden State Warriors. That's right. I'm not going to lie. That was the first time I did ask. I literally was going to say that. Okay.

00:32:46 - 00:32:52 | Speaker 4:

It's the first time I didn't ask him for a sports question, so I thought it was super easy. And, of course, it's the one time. You both get it wrong. Zero to zero.

00:32:52 - 00:33:04 | Speaker 5:

Question number two, Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez are going to have a VIP-filled wedding with guests like Katy Perry and Kim Kardashian and Oprah. What company made Jeff Bezos a billionaire? Amazon.

00:33:05 - 00:33:06 | Speaker 1:

One to one.

00:33:06 - 00:33:17 | Speaker 5:

Question number three, Kelly Clarkson blasted her kids' school for not giving enough warning for parents to attend school events, saying some of us work during the day. What competition singing show did Kelly Clarkson compete on?

00:33:19 - 00:33:21 | Speaker 3:

American Idol. Two to two.

00:33:22 - 00:33:32 | Speaker 5:

Zayn Malik performed a song from his former boy band for the first time called Night Changes. What boy band was Zayn a former member of? One Direction.

00:33:32 - 00:33:33 | Speaker 1:

Three to three.

00:33:33 - 00:33:54 | Speaker 5:

And question number five. Oh, she has to get it right to win with the tie, doesn't she? That's right. It all comes down to this. Oh, no, I actually think this is my hardest question. Okay, question number five. Lady Gaga announced her first stadium tour since 2018 with just a few cities being visited. What is the name of the album or the name of the tour that she is about to go on?

00:33:56 - 00:33:58 | Speaker 3:

Mayhem or Mayhem Ball.

00:33:59 - 00:34:00 | Speaker 4:

You got it!

00:34:01 - 00:34:24 | Speaker 1:

I was going to accept both. You were going to accept both. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Congratulations. The tour means you win with the tie. You are moving on to get your sixth victory potentially tomorrow. That's five straight. Sierra, you are a valiant competitor. Appreciate your energy. Shout out to kids. Thank you. I'm sorry, Sierra. All right.

00:34:25 - 00:34:28 | Speaker 2:

No, it's fine. Thank you, guys. I appreciate it. We appreciate you on the show.

00:34:29 - 00:34:42 | Speaker 1:

Our appreciation. You're not going home empty-handed. You're going home with a $50 gift card to Kroger. Get some snacks or some treats for the kiddos and have an amazing day. Hang on the line for us, okay? Nina, we'll see you tomorrow. Have a good one.

00:34:43 - 00:34:51 | Speaker 3:

It's Mojo in the mornings. This is the Midwest's number one morning show.

00:34:52 - 00:34:59 | Speaker 4:

And that's kind of sad. Mojo in the morning. WKQI Detroit. WSNX Muskegon Grand Rapids.

00:35:00 - 00:35:09 | Speaker 1:

WVKS Toledo, three great stations, one stupid show. This is Mojo in the Morning Live.

00:35:13 - 00:35:15 | Speaker 5:

Now, we love our Mojo.

00:35:16 - 00:35:25 | Speaker 1:

Back to Mojo in the Morning. Call the show now. 844-MOJO-LIVE. 844-665-6548.

00:35:30 - 00:35:42 | Speaker 4:

Wowie, War of the Roses, and Dave sending those flowers off to his old lady that is not his wife. Maria, hi.

00:35:43 - 00:35:44 | Speaker 6:

Hi, Mojo.

00:35:45 - 00:35:46 | Speaker 4:

How you doing?

00:35:46 - 00:35:56 | Speaker 6:

Hi, Maria. I'm good. He's lying through his teeth, so he wouldn't be calling her his old lady. And that lady that's married, Tim Carey, needs to leave his ass.

00:35:56 - 00:36:12 | Speaker 4:

I'll be honest with you, though, the age difference does make both of them as old ladies. I mean, for goodness sakes. I mean, 35 years old and this woman's close to 60 years old and Sherry's, you know, in her 50s. Wow.

00:36:12 - 00:36:15 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, but he's lying through his teeth. My goodness.

00:36:15 - 00:36:30 | Speaker 4:

You know how we always talk about our listeners are able to find the little piece of evidence that is the, I don't know, the thing that can push it over the edge towards cheating. Nicole, you say you heard that. What was it?

00:36:31 - 00:36:40 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, hi, Mojo. I don't know if you guys picked up on this, but he called her his person when Shannon was trying to get him to hand on who this old lady was. He said,

00:36:40 - 00:36:46 | Speaker 5:

my person. Yeah, I take notes when I'm doing it, and that was one thing I wrote in all caps. My person.

00:36:46 - 00:37:02 | Speaker 4:

The giveaway. 35 and feeling fine. He was a poet, too, with his I got to be honest with you I'm telling you I know I said this but I I think that he's a charming guy I mean I can see this

00:37:02 - 00:37:11 | Speaker 2:

you were gassing him up the whole time you were giving him a bigger head this man is going to keep doing this because you were telling him how hot he is

00:37:11 - 00:37:25 | Speaker 4:

oh I don't I don't know I think he's going to do what he wants to do but I got to tell you that don't you think in the beginning of the deal the beginning of the deal you're like okay this guy is a scumbag at the end of this deal I'm ready to go hang out with them and have, you know, a drink.

00:37:25 - 00:37:26 | Speaker 2:

Bojo.

00:37:27 - 00:38:16 | Speaker 4:

Honestly, out of any of the people that we catch, both guys or women, you know, that we catch cheating, usually you go right away, like, this person's just a piece of crap. And, like, I'm looking at some of the texts that are coming in here this morning, and the texts are unbelievable. I don't think we've had any War of the Roses in the history of this War of the Roses that has ever during it. and I know this was actually kind of long. We kept him on for a long time talking. I don't think I've ever seen so many messages coming in while a War of the Roses was going on. I'm looking back at our text messages. We've got, oh my God, look at that. Hold on a second. Let's see if we can count this thing. I don't know if you can go that far back, but if I go back right now and look at this, we have more than a thousand text messages in just the short time that this has been the thing.

00:38:16 - 00:38:25 | Speaker 5:

I love it. He was cracking himself up with his joke about on the back end. He just didn't care.

00:38:25 - 00:38:27 | Speaker 4:

Sue, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning.

00:38:27 - 00:38:34 | Speaker 6:

Good morning. I think he is charming as hell, but just dumb as a boxer. Uh, yep.

00:38:34 - 00:38:35 | Speaker 5:

I mean.

00:38:35 - 00:38:36 | Speaker 6:

But yeah.

00:38:37 - 00:38:42 | Speaker 5:

35 and lucky to be alive. Yeah, exactly. That needs to be the hashtag for everything today.

00:38:46 - 00:38:53 | Speaker 4:

Sue, thank you. I don't know if I want to yell at him or kiss him. I know. Same. Maggie, you see what I'm talking about?

00:38:53 - 00:39:01 | Speaker 5:

And also the whole pet sitting thing. Somebody help me understand why he is pet sitting if she's there.

00:39:01 - 00:39:28 | Speaker 4:

Is the pet sitting just his excuse to get in? Total front? Yes. What's up, Roy? It's Mojo in the Morning Show. SNX, Kiss, and Channel 955. What's that? I'm terrified. Please don't do this, Roy. Oh, my Lord, Roy. Roy, you're killing me. You're killing me, Roy.

00:39:29 - 00:39:31 | Speaker 7:

I apologize. That was from yesterday.

00:39:32 - 00:39:32 | Speaker 4:

What's going on?

00:39:34 - 00:39:39 | Speaker 7:

He's definitely not playing with her dog. He's playing with her kitty. And she said that.

00:39:39 - 00:39:40 | Speaker 5:

We had to bleep it out. Yes.

00:39:41 - 00:39:41 | Speaker 4:

Yeah.

00:39:42 - 00:39:57 | Speaker 7:

He doesn't even know how to cover it up. That's the problem. If he's going to be with a neighbor, he needs to be way, way more careful than that. I know who my old lady is. And if I called her that, there'd be some cook winner against the back of my head.

00:39:57 - 00:40:06 | Speaker 4:

By the way, by the way, the neighbor. as the cheater has happened so many times on war of the roses oh my gosh uh morgan what's going on

00:40:06 - 00:40:18 | Speaker 2:

hey good morning guys hey what's up for me it was the extremely long pause when you asked if they were sleeping together he just didn't answer it was like 20 seconds yeah yeah he's trying to

00:40:18 - 00:41:38 | Speaker 4:

trying to think by the way um whenever we'll bring on you know hey we want you to know that so-and-so has been listening to this whole thing that always to me is kind of the gut-wrenching part where i'm like oh god please you know what i mean like i get very nervous when we're we're doing that and yeah when he was like how'd she get on the phone like he did i mean uh classic this this this might go down in the uh the pails of oh yeah you know what somebody just sent me a a text here 248 says was he high as a kite if so i love him make him a mojo in the morning misfit We may have a Mojo in the Morning Misfit here. Wowie wore the roses and Dave sending those flowers off to his old lady that is not his wife. Maria, hi.

00:41:39 - 00:41:41 | Speaker 6:

Hi, Mojo.

00:41:42 - 00:41:42 | Speaker 4:

How you doing?

00:41:42 - 00:41:54 | Speaker 6:

Hi, Maria. I'm good. He's lying through his teeth so he wouldn't be calling her his old lady. And that lady that's married, Tim Carey, needs to leave his ass. I'll be honest with you, though.

00:41:54 - 00:42:08 | Speaker 4:

So the age difference does make both of them as old ladies. I mean, for goodness sakes. I mean, 35 years old, and this woman's close to 60 years old, and Sherry's, you know, in her 50s. Wow.

00:42:08 - 00:42:11 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, but he's lying through his teeth. My goodness.

00:42:12 - 00:42:26 | Speaker 4:

You know how we always talk about our listeners are able to find the little piece of evidence that is the, I don't know, the thing that can push it over the edge towards cheating. Nicole, you say you heard that. What was it?

00:42:27 - 00:42:37 | Speaker 7:

Yeah, hi, Mojo. I don't know if you guys picked up on this, but he called her his person when Shannon was trying to get him to hand on who this old lady was. He said, my person.

00:42:37 - 00:42:43 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, I take notes when I'm doing it, and that was one thing I wrote in all caps. My person. Mm-hmm.

00:42:43 - 00:42:58 | Speaker 4:

Give away. 35 and feeling fine. He was a poet, too, with his. Hey. I got to be honest with you. I'm telling you, I know I said this, but I think that he's a charming guy. I mean, I can see this.

00:42:59 - 00:43:07 | Speaker 1:

You were gassing him up the whole time. You were giving him a bigger head. This man is going to keep doing this because you were telling him how hot he is.

00:43:07 - 00:43:21 | Speaker 4:

No, I don't know. I think he's going to do what he wants to do. But I got to tell you that, don't you think, in the beginning of the deal, you're like, okay, this guy is a scumbag. At the end of this deal, I'm ready to go hang out with him and have a drink.

00:43:22 - 00:43:22 | Speaker 1:

Bojo.

00:43:23 - 00:44:13 | Speaker 4:

Honestly, out of any of the people that we catch, both guys or women, you know, that we catch cheating, usually you go right away, like, this person's just a piece of crap. And, like, I'm looking at some of the texts that are coming in here this morning, and the texts are unbelievable. I don't think we've had any War of the Roses in the history of this War of the Roses that has ever during it, and I know this was actually kind of long. We kept them on for a long time talking. I don't think I've ever seen so many messages coming in while a War of the Roses was going on. I'm looking back at our text messages. We've got, oh, my God, look at that. Hold on a second. Let's see if we can count this thing. I don't know if you can go that far back. But if I go back right now and look at this, we have more than 1,000 text messages in just the short time that this has been the thing.

00:44:13 - 00:44:21 | Speaker 5:

I love that he was cracking himself up with his joke about on the back end. I mean, he just didn't care.

00:44:21 - 00:44:23 | Speaker 4:

Sue, what's going on? It's Mojo in the Morning.

00:44:24 - 00:44:32 | Speaker 6:

Good morning. I think he is charming as hell, but just dumb as a boxer. Uh, yep. I mean. But yeah.

00:44:33 - 00:44:39 | Speaker 5:

35 and lucky to be alive. Yeah, exactly. That needs to be the hashtag for everything today. Yeah.

00:44:43 - 00:44:44 | Speaker 4:

Sue, thank you.

00:44:44 - 00:44:46 | Speaker 5:

I don't know if I want to yell at him or kiss him.

00:44:46 - 00:44:49 | Speaker 4:

I know. Same. I'm seeing. Maggie, you see what I'm talking about?

00:44:50 - 00:44:59 | Speaker 5:

And also the whole pet sitting thing. somebody help me understand why he is pet sitting if she's there is it is the pet sitting just his

00:45:00 - 00:45:01 | Speaker 4:

excuse to get in. Total front?

00:45:01 - 00:45:11 | Speaker 2:

What's up, Roy? It's Mojo in the Morning Show. SNX, Kiss, and Channel 955. What's that?

00:45:14 - 00:45:15 | Speaker 4:

I'm terrified.

00:45:17 - 00:45:25 | Speaker 2:

Please don't do this, Roy. Oh, my Lord, Roy. Roy, you're killing me. You're killing me, Roy.

00:45:25 - 00:45:27 | Speaker 4:

I apologize. That was from yesterday.

00:45:28 - 00:45:29 | Speaker 2:

What's going on?

00:45:29 - 00:45:33 | Speaker 4:

Sorry, but he's definitely not playing with her dog. He's playing with her kitty.

00:45:34 - 00:45:37 | Speaker 3:

She said that. We had to bleep it out. Yes.

00:45:37 - 00:45:53 | Speaker 4:

Yeah. He doesn't even know how to cover it up. That's the problem. If he's going to be with a neighbor, he needs to be way, way more careful than that. I know who my old lady is, and if I called her that, there'd be some cook winner against the back of my head.

00:45:53 - 00:46:00 | Speaker 2:

By the way, the neighbor as the cheater has happened so many times on War of the Roses.

00:46:00 - 00:46:00 | Speaker 5:

Oh, my gosh.

00:46:01 - 00:46:02 | Speaker 2:

Morgan, what's going on?

00:46:03 - 00:46:04 | Speaker 5:

Hey, good morning, guys.

00:46:04 - 00:46:05 | Speaker 2:

Hey, what's up?

00:46:05 - 00:46:15 | Speaker 5:

For me, it was the extremely long pause when you asked if they were sleeping together. He just didn't answer. It was like 20 seconds. Yeah. Yeah, he's trying to think.

00:46:15 - 00:46:55 | Speaker 2:

By the way, whenever we'll bring on, you know, hey, we want you to know that so-and-so has been listening to this whole thing, that always to me is kind of the gut-wrenching part where i'm like oh god please you know i mean like i get very nervous when we're we're doing that and yeah when he was like how'd she get on the phone like he did i mean uh classic this this this might go down in the uh the pails of oh yeah you know what somebody just sent me a uh a text here 248 says was he high as a kite if so i love them make him a mojo in the morning misfit we may we may have a mojo in the morning misfit here

00:46:55 - 00:47:03 | Speaker 5:

jeez wish we had more hands so we could have more middle fingers for dumb people this is mojo in the

00:47:03 - 00:47:11 | Speaker 2:

morning it's a mojo in the morning show 844 mojo live um kev the topic is lied about being sick

00:47:11 - 00:48:37 | Speaker 1:

and got caught bruh so one of the homies say he was out on a date with a young lady walking around downtown Royal Oak and they had some outdoor seating areas so he's street side because he's a gentleman she's on the inside closer to the individuals who are eating on the outside of the restaurant so he says when he's walking down the street you know obviously he like notices there are people that are sitting down eating he glances over looks at him he notices a man that is looking at the girl that he's with he looks at the girl he's with and notice that she's looking at the guy oh now the guy's face is like a i can't believe you walking right now he has the shocked face the the kind of confused shocked what are you doing here i know you kind of face but neither of them speak to each other they just walk by each other My friend looks at the girl and is like, you know, dog? Like, y'all know each other? She says, oh, so we asking questions now? He's like, you right, you right. He says that they go down to eat, they sit at the table, and he can tell that holding that secret was too much for her. So she just unloaded at that point. I was like, all right, listen, I'm going to just come clean. I was supposed to go out with him today, but I told him I was sick. I said, oh, my God.

00:48:38 - 00:48:40 | Speaker 3:

Wait, that is so good.

00:48:40 - 00:48:41 | Speaker 1:

And got caught.

00:48:41 - 00:48:51 | Speaker 3:

That is, with another man. With another man. But don't you feel good being that other man? Oh, yeah. Like, she chose me. She canceled for me. How did your friend feel? Did he tell you?

00:48:51 - 00:48:56 | Speaker 1:

He's a funny person, man. So he, it's like Megan Swain, he enjoyed it. He really stood that moment.

00:48:57 - 00:48:58 | Speaker 3:

Oh, that's great.

00:48:58 - 00:49:09 | Speaker 2:

Wow. Has that ever happened to anybody where they lied about being under the weather and they got busted? Especially dating-wise. That seems like it would be a tough one.

00:49:10 - 00:49:17 | Speaker 3:

Well, with social media, it's so tough. Yeah. If you're lying, you better not be posting anything.

00:49:17 - 00:49:20 | Speaker 1:

Yeah. You can't even like on social media.

00:49:20 - 00:49:23 | Speaker 3:

Well, you could be laying in bed and making it.

00:49:24 - 00:49:25 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, you're right. I guess you're right.

00:49:25 - 00:49:59 | Speaker 2:

Did I tell you guys a couple weeks ago I had a doctor's appointment that was canceled? and the doctors they said i they said hey it's like a friday i said oh i'm really really sorry doctor and i won't say who it is dr so-and-so uh uh is under the weather so we canceled his appointments this afternoon it was like a beautiful day yeah beautiful sunny day the next night chelsea and i go out to dinner guess who's there the sick doc maybe it was a 24-hour yes maybe well he he know what he he holds to his own medicine i guess right i want to know what That is 844 Mojo Live, 844-665.

00:50:00 - 00:50:37 | Speaker 3:

6548 have you ever been busted calling in sick or taking a sick day and what is your best busted calling in sick i love the dating one i think that's great i think the funny ones though too are the ones where you you fake sick from school only to you know go out to target with mom or you do any of that stuff is uh you got to be careful of it how many teachers have ever been i wonder if there are any teachers that have ever been busted where they don't know they're they're sick or they they use a uh sub for a day only to have people bump into them in public well remember

00:50:37 - 00:51:04 | Speaker 1:

you and i used to bust people and they not they not they didn't necessarily say they were sick they were supposed to be working and we would me you chels fletch we were all like really super into yoga and we would go to like the afternoon yoga classes the four of us and we'd see like Four people from our sales department And we'd be like wait a second Aren't you supposed to be out on sales call And there they were In that 1230 yoga class with Raina

00:51:04 - 00:51:13 | Speaker 3:

Had to get their minds together Kelly was the one that was always remember She was one of them She was notorious for their Don't tell crumb

00:51:13 - 00:51:20 | Speaker 2:

Remember he was our sales manager At the time I feel like some jobs it's okay though It's easier to get away with certain things

00:51:20 - 00:51:46 | Speaker 3:

That's a fact Do you know what we need we need to go back to the days when we were in high school and we played we played sports and if you missed a day you didn't play in the game that night you know you if you like if you were not if you were absent from school yeah no going out and playing no doing that what's up hannah how you doing hi good how are you guys good we're talking about getting busted calling in sick or

00:51:46 - 00:52:00 | Speaker 5:

taking telling somebody you're sick yeah one time i called in sick and then i ran into my co-worker who also called in sick at the grocery store oh my god did you start going like chicken

00:52:00 - 00:52:06 | Speaker 1:

noodle soup right we're here for chicken noodle soup and applesauce we just looked at each other

00:52:06 - 00:52:11 | Speaker 5:

and like nothing was really sad we just said hi and then that was it and i was like oh shoot

00:52:11 - 00:52:18 | Speaker 3:

wait did you guys did you guys uh didn't say to each other don't say anything you won't say

00:52:18 - 00:52:30 | Speaker 5:

anything i won't say anything i think it's just it was just a mutual understanding of like yeah we both know like why we're here so we're not gonna say anything uh text a couple of texters

00:52:30 - 00:53:01 | Speaker 3:

in here right now got busted by my teacher calling in sick my mom took me to breakfast in the morning we just decided not to go uh and i like this one here that says that their work has that policy their work has a policy that they on fridays do a lot of happy hours in the afternoon and if you're not there for work that day you can't happy hour i love that works are doing happy hours again that's cool and also that makes sense you know what else uh too is you got to be careful since covid ever faking sick makes people think that all of a sudden you're you're like sick sick you're

00:53:01 - 00:53:28 | Speaker 4:

really sick christina what's going on hi i have a funny story i was working for lowe's and um We had a company 4th of July brunch, and I showed up, and I'm sitting there eating my food, and everybody's staring at me. And somebody came up and told me that I was actually supposed to be at work, so I was a no-call, no-show, but I showed up to eat their barbecue. Oh, my God.

00:53:31 - 00:53:33 | Speaker 3:

Is Lowe's pretty good about things? Do they have good benefits?

00:53:33 - 00:53:45 | Speaker 4:

They do have good benefits, but like one of the things, you know, like sick time, you're really not supposed to use it because you do get in trouble, but they do have good benefits.

00:53:45 - 00:54:12 | Speaker 3:

That's cool. How about 586 here? It says, hey, I had a buddy that got caught by his parole officer at a bar drinking when they were supposed to be at work and sober. That's kind of in the same lanes. a teacher here I called in sick for a dentist appointment once then went to the zoo to walk around after oh is that Katie hi Katie so what happened Katie hi yeah so I had taken a day off

00:54:12 - 00:54:33 | Speaker 6:

for a dentist appointment and then I was like I'm not going to go back to work and so I went to the zoo just went to walk around ran into one of my kids there with his mom the kid was super excited and the mom was like shouldn't you be at work right now and I said shouldn't your kid be at school right now i like it thank you for the call are you what time's class start at uh i got about

00:54:33 - 00:54:38 | Speaker 3:

an hour and a half okay all right you sure you want to go it's gonna be nice you know

00:54:38 - 00:54:47 | Speaker 6:

yeah it's not open yet so i guess i'll go to work yeah maybe this show will be good tomorrow this is mojo in the morning

00:54:47 - 00:55:44 | Speaker 2:

this is the home of mojo in the morning the world famous channel 955 Bye-bye. mojo in the morning mojo shannon megan mike kev kp lydia and zach it is good to have you guys listening to us on channel 955 104.5 snx and 92.5 kiss fm uh shannon uh this is a good time i think you can talk about this because i don't think there are new there are new kids that are listening this early in the morning sleeping i hope so but here's the story this is going to be something here that we may actually get a little dirty with and if you are somebody that doesn't like the dirty i suggest that you just deal with it okay what do you got i like that warning okay so my

00:55:44 - 00:56:29 | Speaker 4:

question is what is your move do you have a move to let your partner know that it is game on and we were talking about this yesterday because Wes said that I absolutely have a move and he's right by the way uh it's kind of passive aggressive but he has come to know that that is my sign you're talking about sex that it is on okay so here's what it is we'll get into bed we'll spoon for a minute he'll wrap his arms around me and I will wiggle my butt like into his body kind of in an attempt to get cozy but also to let him know no it's the butt wiggle i knew it the butt wiggle

00:56:29 - 00:56:41 | Speaker 1:

is the sign you knew it that shannon does this or well that i knew that it was a thing and i just never asked about it yeah does ally do it yes she does every girl does it yeah it's the butt wiggle

00:56:41 - 00:56:49 | Speaker 2:

are you wiggling it touching his uh his yeah like kind of sort of rubbing oh okay you know

00:56:49 - 00:56:54 | Speaker 4:

But like, oh, I'm so cozy, but also I want you right now.

00:56:54 - 00:56:58 | Speaker 2:

Really? Yeah. So basically you're trying to get him excited is what you're doing.

00:56:58 - 00:56:59 | Speaker 4:

Yes, that's exactly the motive.

00:56:59 - 00:57:09 | Speaker 2:

Your goal is to do that. Have you ever done the butt wiggle and then just went to bed just to say, screw you? No, but one time. I'm giving you some blue balls tonight.

00:57:10 - 00:57:16 | Speaker 3:

One time I was really uncomfortable and I was trying to readjust and I moved my hips and he was like, yeah. And I was like, no, no, no, no.

00:57:16 - 00:57:24 | Speaker 1:

That's not what it is. How do you determine if it's the butt wiggle or, like, she really wants to just, or you guys really want to just snuggle? No.

00:57:25 - 00:57:37 | Speaker 4:

If I really want to snuggle, I will face him and, like, put my head in that little nook underneath, like, or on top of his shoulder, like, in his neck. Do you know what I mean? The butt wiggle is very strategic, Mike.

00:57:37 - 00:57:38 | Speaker 1:

Okay.

00:57:38 - 00:57:54 | Speaker 3:

There's also, there's, okay, there's the butt wiggle versus, like, the shoulder shrug when you kind of cave your upper back in. That's cuddling. when you like bust when you arch the back that's that's the butt wiggle okay it's like a bed twerk

00:57:54 - 00:58:02 | Speaker 4:

toot it up a little bit scoot back and toot yeah well and toot and toot like there's no toot yeah

00:58:02 - 00:58:29 | Speaker 2:

that would kill it don't um do you uh do you have a move 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 Eight, what is your move? My thing that I have said is that if I know that Chelsea takes a shower, then I know there's a very good chance that she'll be clean going to bed.

00:58:31 - 00:58:34 | Speaker 4:

That's a good one, though. I'm showering for a reason.

00:58:34 - 00:58:52 | Speaker 2:

So if Chelsea says, oh, my God, I'm so disgusting, whatever, she'll do the whole thing where she felt like she's like, but I'm so tired, I'm not going to take a shower. It's like, all right, good night. I'll see you later. I don't even, I don't even attempt at that point right there. It's like sign off and, uh, and, and move on.

00:58:53 - 00:59:24 | Speaker 4:

So my girlfriend, Andrea, I've talked about her before. Her husband knows that if she's wearing the elephant pajamas, it's game off. Like the elephant pajamas are her safe pajamas. And it's her way of saying to him, it's not, nothing's happening tonight. I'm just tired. I want to go to bed. And there is a husband on Tik TOK. She just sent it to me that every single day rates, whether or not he's going to have sex based on what his wife walks past him from the bathroom to the bed wearing that evening wow based on her pajama choice he's like yep it's happening and he'll get up and run do you have

00:59:24 - 00:59:40 | Speaker 2:

or he'll just sit there it's not happening do you have special ones like do you have ones that you just will not have sex in like there's pajamas that are just like no these are the comfy ones i'm not gonna do that you just you don't have any special ones because that is actually a really good one though like if you know that they're putting on something the elephant pajamas are a

00:59:40 - 00:59:43 | Speaker 4:

Big no. But nothing's happening for her.

00:59:43 - 00:59:44 | Speaker 1:

Is it like an elephant?

00:59:44 - 00:59:44 | Speaker 2:

It has elephants on it?

00:59:44 - 00:59:51 | Speaker 4:

They're literally like the, like, I call them the old man's pajamas, and they just have little elephants all over them. And she wears them, you know.

00:59:51 - 00:59:52 | Speaker 2:

What's going on, Maria?

00:59:53 - 00:59:53 | Speaker 4:

Hello.

00:59:54 - 00:59:56 | Speaker 2:

Hi. What's the, what's your move?

00:59:57 - 01:00:03 | Speaker 4:

So, I also do the butt wiggles, but I. It also will bite his lip or lick his lip.

01:00:03 - 01:00:10 | Speaker 3:

Oh, so when you're giving a good night kiss, if you bite the lip or lick his lip, it's time for him to do a little bit more.

01:00:10 - 01:00:11 | Speaker 1:

I like that. Yes.

01:00:11 - 01:00:17 | Speaker 3:

That is kind of hot. Have you ever bitten so hard that it actually caused for any blood?

01:00:18 - 01:00:21 | Speaker 4:

No blood, but definitely some bruising.

01:00:21 - 01:00:33 | Speaker 3:

Yes, a little bruising. You know what? Guys don't mind getting bruised if there's something that rewards them afterwards, you know? By the way, have you ever pushed up against Wes so much that you actually racked him?

01:00:33 - 01:00:34 | Speaker 7:

That I what?

01:00:34 - 01:00:41 | Speaker 3:

You racked him. You hit him so hard or, you know, got him so hard with the booty that his balls started hurting him.

01:00:41 - 01:00:44 | Speaker 7:

I don't know. I'll ask him.

01:00:44 - 01:00:46 | Speaker 3:

You ever have that? It's like racking the balls, basically.

01:00:46 - 01:00:48 | Speaker 7:

I've never heard that phrase before.

01:00:48 - 01:01:06 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, it hurts a little bit. Sometimes you got to be careful with how hard you press against, especially if you're not ready for it. You know what I mean? I still wouldn't get it, even if she did that. I mean, at that point right there, even if you were hurt, you would pretend, right? I'd still go for it, yeah. You'd be all about it. Pam, what's going on? What's your move, Pam?

01:01:07 - 01:01:12 | Speaker 6:

Hey, well, actually, I was trying to tell you that the butt wiggle Shannon talked about is called pressing.

01:01:12 - 01:01:13 | Speaker 2:

Pressing. Pressing.

01:01:14 - 01:01:14 | Speaker 6:

Pressing.

01:01:14 - 01:01:18 | Speaker 2:

It's a whole thing? They probably got a group chat on that, too. That's what we call it. That's right.

01:01:19 - 01:01:26 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, the pressing. So tell me, what goes else with pressing? After you do the pressing, do you do anything else after that?

01:01:26 - 01:01:35 | Speaker 6:

i mean that's just like the signal my move though is a knee between the legs oh okay yeah can i ask

01:01:35 - 01:01:45 | Speaker 3:

the question why is it that the women always are the ones that get the the move why is it that the guys don't don't get the opportunity to give a move what do you mean no there's a guy move

01:01:45 - 01:01:56 | Speaker 7:

that was part of the conversation yesterday because when west was like you had you totally have a move and it's this little like butt wiggle yeah and he's like wait a second what's my move i I go, you just jump on top of me. Exactly. It's very obvious.

01:01:56 - 01:01:56 | Speaker 2:

Exactly.

01:01:57 - 01:02:01 | Speaker 7:

You say guys got the move. You literally just jump on top of me.

01:02:01 - 01:02:07 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, like you get a hug from the back a little bit. You hug your lady from the back, push up on it a little bit.

01:02:08 - 01:02:08 | Speaker 3:

Yeah.

01:02:08 - 01:02:10 | Speaker 2:

Kiss her shoulder, kiss her neck.

01:02:10 - 01:02:12 | Speaker 3:

And then she says, what are you doing?

01:02:14 - 01:02:15 | Speaker 2:

Then you try it again.

01:02:16 - 01:02:27 | Speaker 1:

But why do guys do the worst back rubs in the entire world? Oh, my God. They never feel good. They are painful. and y'all just squeeze our shoulders like this is not doing it you got to go for the foot rub

01:02:27 - 01:02:33 | Speaker 3:

yeah chelsea says that i rub like three things and then all of a sudden and then all of a sudden

01:02:33 - 01:02:41 | Speaker 6:

i'm like i got a moaner or something oh my god um hannah what is your move

01:02:41 - 01:03:03 | Speaker 5:

yeah um what i normally would do is i would struggle with them obviously i'd lay my hand my head on his shoulder but then i would uh rub his stomach below the belly button and then that was that is when he would know it's it's ready and you know what ready that is the thing so you

01:03:03 - 01:03:19 | Speaker 3:

rub his belly so you no no under under his under the belly under what what if he had a really big dinner that night does he ever say to you oh don't do that because sometimes sometimes that Sometimes that rub spurs on some things.

01:03:20 - 01:03:22 | Speaker 5:

No, that's never happened.

01:03:23 - 01:03:33 | Speaker 3:

I like it. Do you ever, by the way, also have the move be not have a big dinner that night? Because honestly, I will say this to you. If you're going to go do Dickie's Barbecue, you're not going to be going.

01:03:33 - 01:03:35 | Speaker 2:

You're not getting Dickie's. You're not getting Dickie's, yes.

01:03:37 - 01:03:41 | Speaker 3:

Dickie's doesn't equal Dickie's. What's going on, Brittany? How are you?

01:03:43 - 01:03:44 | Speaker 4:

I'm good. How are you?

01:03:44 - 01:03:47 | Speaker 3:

Fantastic. We're talking about the move. What's yours?

01:03:48 - 01:03:57 | Speaker 4:

So it's not my mood. It's actually my husband's. But he'll do this thing where he'll walk right past me, and he'll blow on the back of my neck. And the minute he does that, I know he's ready.

01:03:57 - 01:04:01 | Speaker 2:

Can you do it? I imagine it's not a hard blow. Can you do the blow?

01:04:02 - 01:04:06 | Speaker 4:

Is it like that? It's just a soft little blow just enough to feel it.

01:04:07 - 01:04:08 | Speaker 3:

So just a, like something like that?

01:04:09 - 01:04:10 | Speaker 4:

Yep. Yep.

01:04:10 - 01:04:16 | Speaker 3:

Wow. Well, could you imagine if you tried that? If you tried that? Chelsea would be like, use mouthwash.

01:04:18 - 01:04:19 | Unknown:

What are you doing?

01:04:19 - 01:04:33 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, I know. Actually, I think we should, Mike, we should go home and you with Allie, me with Chelsea, our wives, we should try these things and just have, we don't even need to have video of this. We need to have just audio of what their reaction is to us just doing these random things.

01:04:33 - 01:04:37 | Speaker 2:

It'll probably be like what Shannon just did, trying to swat it. She thought it was like a fly or something.

01:04:39 - 01:04:40 | Speaker 3:

What's up, John? How you doing?

01:04:41 - 01:04:42 | Speaker 5:

Not so bad yourself?

01:04:42 - 01:04:45 | Speaker 3:

We're doing okay, John. We're talking about the moves this morning.

01:04:47 - 01:04:59 | Speaker 5:

Well, this wasn't really my – I had an ex that even if she wasn't in the mood, she had a certain spot that I could kiss right by her shoulder blade and spine area.

01:05:00 - 01:05:21 | Speaker 2:

that I could get her going without any problems. And then, well, her move, because we were in our early 20s at that time. Yeah. And we'd go out all the time. When we'd go to the bar, if I went to the table and she had a shot of tequila, I knew what she wanted that night.

01:05:21 - 01:05:25 | Speaker 4:

Yes. Tequila makes your clothes come off, right? That's true.

01:05:26 - 01:05:32 | Speaker 2:

Oh, yeah. And I'm Latin, so it really gets my motor really going. That's right. My motor.

01:05:33 - 01:05:45 | Speaker 4:

Vroom, vroom. It's going. You know what? I actually like that, John, you were willing to share this with us. You don't think that she's listening right now, knowing that you're sharing your deep secret.

01:05:46 - 01:05:51 | Speaker 2:

Well, she might be, but I think she's at work as well. Say hi to her, John.

01:05:52 - 01:05:53 | Speaker 4:

Say hi to her.

01:05:54 - 01:05:54 | Speaker 2:

Hello.

01:05:55 - 01:05:55 | Speaker 4:

Hello.

01:05:56 - 01:06:01 | Speaker 2:

Oh, my God. She's got her name out on the radio. You know who she is. She's in a romantic life.

01:06:02 - 01:06:09 | Speaker 4:

John, stop off at your favorite party store on your way home and get yourself some Casamigos or some green flint tequila, okay?

01:06:10 - 01:06:11 | Speaker 2:

Patron.

01:06:11 - 01:06:14 | Speaker 4:

Patron is yours, okay. All right. What are you doing? Bring on.

01:06:14 - 01:06:15 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, all right.

01:06:16 - 01:06:18 | Speaker 4:

We'll see you, John. Take care of yourself.

01:06:18 - 01:06:19 | Speaker 5:

Have a good one.

01:06:19 - 01:06:20 | Speaker 4:

All right, we'll see you.

01:06:20 - 01:06:21 | Speaker 2:

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01:07:11 - 01:08:14 | Speaker 3:

a-hole in this situation for how she's going about it i don't agree with her but it was interesting because i didn't think about it from this perspective she's on a fitness journey and she started to like work out a bit and there's this guy that is a personal trainer that works out a lot of women that go to this same place that they frequent i'll say that and he only works out women and a lot of the women show progress extremely quickly and she's considering joining her hesitation though is that his wife is fat um it's well i probably should have said it better her wife isn't a part of that workout community and she feels like your wife should be your billboard in a sense that if you are a personal trainer and your target audience is females then why is the number one female in your life not an indicator of how good your services are and she says that that is a bad representation for his business that is a deterrent for her

01:08:14 - 01:08:38 | Speaker 4:

well it's funny i always say this and this this is on the opposite end of spectrum i never will eat food from a skinny chef i don't care how if the guy is skinny or girl is skinny i know they ain't tasting their own food so in this case if the trainer is like a trainer can't cannot nobody's ever seen a a heavy trainer right is there a fat trainer i don't think so i don't know but i think

01:08:38 - 01:08:56 | Speaker 6:

about in this case like the wife could could actually be very physically fit she's just not skinny yep you know what i mean i mean yeah no would you look at football players they're all well not they're all a lot of them are humongo they're in great shape that's only they're in

01:08:56 - 01:09:01 | Speaker 3:

great shape that's a certain segment but i'm saying of football players i think lizzo is a

01:09:01 - 01:09:16 | Speaker 1:

great example of this where she was on stage dancing for two hours a night and she is a bigger girl but a lot of skinny people could not get up there and do the cardio that she was doing while she was performing on stage you don't know that oh she was unhealthy you do not know that

01:09:16 - 01:09:32 | Speaker 4:

megan there's no doubt there is no doctor in the world that would say that a woman that was of lizo size no matter i listen i am a big man i was up to 400 pounds at one time and i could play basketball with the best of them when i was doing it i was i was putting too much stress on

01:09:32 - 01:09:37 | Speaker 1:

my heart i was unhealthy yeah but i lost weight and i had worse blood work after i lost the weight

01:09:37 - 01:09:42 | Speaker 4:

than beforehand you don't know like but could it could be from when you were you were heavier

01:09:42 - 01:09:55 | Speaker 1:

that that the blood work no my blood work was always fine when i was overweight and as soon as i lost weight that's when i had to get on medications well i'm gonna i will say you just don't know is all i'm saying i'm not saying that's the case for everybody it's just not fair to say

01:09:55 - 01:10:00 | Speaker 4:

oh you're overweight you're unhealthy well i will say this i've i've thought

01:10:00 - 01:10:36 | Speaker 5:

of this a couple of times with doctors I had one doctor years ago that I went to well before dr. Warner this was a while ago and the doctor was a bigger dude and I actually felt comfortable being around him because most of the doctors I go to including dr. Warner will tell me hey this is not healthy for you to be over and this guy was a big guy like he was actually my size yeah and I thought to myself I wonder if that's bad like to be like does he abide by the advice that he's dishing out to everybody else like cuz they always every doctor tells you this is the there's no magic diet out there it's always about food intake and exercise and all this stuff this guy tell me that i'd be like yeah come on bro that's how i feel like if i go to the

01:10:36 - 01:10:40 | Speaker 4:

hospital and i see a bunch of nurses outside smoking cigarettes i'm like oh you can't do that

01:10:40 - 01:10:51 | Speaker 5:

what's up sean how you doing it's mojo in the morning hey i'm doing great how are you guys doing we're doing fantastic what's going on you want to add to the conversation

01:10:51 - 01:11:03 | Speaker 8:

I sure do. I don't think that she should not want to work out with him because of the way his wife looks. He can't control what his wife do. Maybe she's not into working out. Maybe that ain't her thing.

01:11:04 - 01:11:04 | Speaker 5:

That's what I said.

01:11:05 - 01:11:05 | Speaker 8:

Yeah.

01:11:05 - 01:11:06 | Speaker 5:

Yeah.

01:11:07 - 01:11:12 | Speaker 8:

That's not her thing. So what does his wife have to do with him being a personal trainer?

01:11:13 - 01:11:32 | Speaker 4:

Like, again, from having this conversation with her, her mindset is like, whatever my man's doing, i'm gonna be the loudest cheerleader i'm gonna be a representation of whatever it is that he's into and if my man is a physical trainer then why is my body not banging hey nick what's up it's mojo

01:11:32 - 01:12:20 | Speaker 3:

in the morning yeah it sounds like my comment is similar to the last person but yet sometimes i think that like we lose focus of the fact that your partner your wife whomever that may be may not be into the same things that you are um and that they may just love you know you know or you may just love your you know your spouse or whomever regardless of that fact they may be out of shape they may be a geek they may not be into uh gaming they may not be into music but that doesn't mean because they don't participate that you don't love them any less so i think the idea that oh your woman doesn't have this so that doesn't make no it has nothing to do with his work ethic it has nothing to do with what he does that's just who he's choosing uh chosen to love regardless of all of her faults that may or may not be there although although my wife to equate that to us

01:12:20 - 01:12:32 | Speaker 5:

my wife is a perfect example she does not like the music we play here on this radio station yeah she's a country music fan i've told her me too but i still love it or like if kev just

01:12:32 - 01:12:42 | Speaker 6:

happened to start dating a girl who was really shy and did not ever want to be on the radio yeah right like that's what i'm i'm trying to equate it to like as an engineer only good if

01:12:42 - 01:13:01 | Speaker 5:

his wife is good at math well no that's a good point and by the way what if the cab would you date a girl that wasn't a pistons fan uh she just couldn't be a pacers fan we can figure it out what's what and she can't out like haliburton right what's up ashley hi what's going on

01:13:01 - 01:13:22 | Speaker 7:

hi good morning i just want to uh call in and agree with mojo i feel like there's a big difference between being fit and being healthy um but it's all she was able to maybe go on the stage and like you know do all those moves and everything for two hours but again she was still bigger in a sense but that that means she was fit enough to actually you know do those things it doesn't

01:13:22 - 01:13:31 | Speaker 5:

mean she was healthy that makes sense well and there's a reason why she's now lost a bunch of weight somebody probably said something have you seen her she looks amazing in the past couple weeks

01:13:31 - 01:13:36 | Speaker 6:

A lot of people lose wages To get respect back from people

01:13:36 - 01:13:39 | Speaker 5:

That's crazy Leslie what's up

01:13:39 - 01:13:50 | Speaker 1:

Morning So the first thing that I thought When Kevin was bringing that up Is maybe this trainer is attracted to thicker women It doesn't mean he's not a good trainer

01:13:50 - 01:14:02 | Speaker 5:

That's actually a really good point Yeah that's a really good point Who is it Jamie Foxx used to always say That he loves his women thick and he liked to go out with them because he said that they would make the number 10.

01:14:03 - 01:14:04 | Speaker 4:

What did that mean?

01:14:04 - 01:14:06 | Speaker 5:

He was the one and she was the...

01:14:06 - 01:14:07 | Speaker 4:

Okay.

01:14:08 - 01:14:09 | Speaker 5:

What's going on, Adam?

01:14:10 - 01:14:25 | Speaker 2:

Hey, how you doing? Sometimes it's a opposite attracts type of situation. My landlord, my neighbor across the street is a landscaper and his lawn is basic as can be because sometimes you don't want to do at work and at home.

01:14:25 - 01:14:31 | Speaker 5:

That's interesting. But I will tell you something, Adam. I would have a problem hiring that guy if he had bad lawn.

01:14:33 - 01:14:55 | Speaker 2:

Well, you don't show people your own home when you're showing them what you do. You're showing them the good stuff you did. And like the last lady said, my uncle was a truly unfit person, and I don't think he ever dated a woman that was under 275. He liked big women. So there's a lot of variables that go in. So for her, just assume that is just wild.

01:14:56 - 01:15:00 | Speaker 4:

I like the BBWs. Um, and by the way, the neighbor with the.

01:15:00 - 01:15:04 | Speaker 3:

with the weeds that's the landscaping guy i hope he doesn't have one of those signs out in front

01:15:04 - 01:15:11 | Speaker 1:

promoting it no it's basic he just got it's it's mowed and not about it nothing fancy at all it's

01:15:11 - 01:15:17 | Speaker 3:

nothing wrong with basic um listen to this one john you were a personal trainer and your wife

01:15:17 - 01:16:21 | Speaker 1:

was overweight oh so yeah it was my ex-wife but at the time when we were married um yes she was overweight um and she had some health issues but she also did work out and you know we made and she was doing healthy choices um and the fact is she was just a bigger woman and people would always you know look at us like oh wow and she'd always say i wish i could be skinny but you know it just wasn't her body type um i loved her for who she was and you know and that would change a bit but there are times that i would walk in there and i was a personal trainer but like look look at you you're all ripped and everything but all of a sudden you're like well this is your wife i'm like yeah but i loved her and you know what it's the support you need the person you know long as they're there to support you and do everything and like you know you can't really change somebody you can i guess make changes to somebody's body style and things like that but sometimes their bone structure and things like that like you can't really necessarily do huge changes yeah

01:16:21 - 01:16:27 | Speaker 2:

Did you say you had people come up to you and question why your wife looked that way with your profession?

01:16:29 - 01:17:01 | Speaker 1:

So there are times that I would get looked or say, like, oh, that's your wife. And I'm like, oh, and then they're kind of like, you know, they get thrown back a little bit. And, you know, in the end, you know, it's just she was a little bigger of a woman. And, you know, like I said, we would do at home, we would, you know, watch what we ate, ate healthy. She, you know, made healthy choices. And she'd be working out while I was training clients. She'd be working out as well. And I'd be like, oh, yeah, that's my wife over there on the treadmill working out as well. And they're like, oh, oh, that's your wife? I'm like, yeah.

01:17:02 - 01:17:05 | Speaker 3:

Wow. Those are like fighting words.

01:17:05 - 01:17:06 | Speaker 4:

People are so rude. That's crazy.

01:17:06 - 01:17:07 | Speaker 3:

Man.

01:17:08 - 01:17:24 | Speaker 4:

I think about this with, and Lydia and I go to the same nail girls, PD and Linda the best. But they do the best nails. But they don't always, their nails, because they're doing nails, aren't always. The only one that I really think that I abide by and it matters to me is hairstylists.

01:17:25 - 01:17:25 | Speaker 3:

Really?

01:17:25 - 01:17:29 | Speaker 4:

You got to have good hair. If you don't have good hair and you're a hairstylist, I'm nervous.

01:17:30 - 01:17:32 | Speaker 3:

I've gone to a bald barber before. Is that bad?

01:17:32 - 01:17:35 | Speaker 4:

Well, he can't help that in most cases.

01:17:36 - 01:17:53 | Speaker 3:

Kev from Mojo in the Morning. He wasn't insulting you. He was just describing you. This is Mojo in the Morning. All right, it's Mojo in the Morning show. So, Megan, I always like to hear stories of how things are going in your personal life. What's this story all about?

01:17:53 - 01:18:56 | Speaker 5:

This is not great. I don't know what is going on lately, but I had been talking to somebody for a little bit, and it wasn't that serious. We had gone on, like, a date, and this person tried to hook up, and I was just not interested, and I turned him down. and that person has since gone to our friend group and started talking about me behind my back because I turned them down for sex and I think this is really wild because first of all I have the text message receipts to prove my side of all this so it's just wild for you to lie in general and it's just also so immature and unnecessary like I didn't say anything I didn't do anything i didn't bring it up to my group of friends and they all brought it up to me and it's really starting to put a huge kind of rift in the middle of my friend group and i'm not sure a why he's doing this or b like how this is going to affect the friend group or how i should handle it and

01:18:56 - 01:19:07 | Speaker 4:

i'm super freaking frustrated like he's lying so like you you very just matter of factly said you were not interested in hooking up with him and how is he twisting it uh that i was desperately

01:19:07 - 01:19:21 | Speaker 5:

begging to sleep with him and like putting all these moves and made him uncomfortable and i have the text messages that show you asking me and me saying no like i don't know what you're getting

01:19:21 - 01:19:28 | Speaker 3:

out of this my dude wait he texts you yes so you have the receipts yes and so why like it would be

01:19:28 - 01:19:32 | Speaker 4:

a crappy thing to do but why don't you just screenshot that and send it to the group because

01:19:32 - 01:19:36 | Speaker 5:

it's gonna like yes that's probably what's going to happen out of all this but why do i even have

01:19:36 - 01:19:47 | Speaker 2:

to do that in the first place oh i agree with you there you think that he was trying to get ahead of it like he maybe he thought that you were gonna say he tried to sleep with me so he was like i'm

01:19:47 - 01:19:57 | Speaker 5:

gonna beat her to the punch and say no that's absolutely what he was trying to do because he got denied he got turned down and got upset about it by the way i find it so weird that somebody

01:19:57 - 01:19:59 | Speaker 3:

would text another person and say, I want to.

01:20:00 - 01:20:01 | Speaker 6:

What did he say in the text?

01:20:01 - 01:20:05 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, how did he say it? Do you want to come over? It was an 11.30 at night text message. Do you want to come over?

01:20:06 - 01:20:09 | Speaker 6:

So it was just, do you want to come over? It wasn't like, do you want to come over to hook up or whatever?

01:20:09 - 01:20:13 | Speaker 5:

Right, but why is somebody texting me on Wednesday at 11.30? At 11.30, do you want to come over?

01:20:14 - 01:20:16 | Speaker 6:

And so you responded back with?

01:20:16 - 01:20:19 | Speaker 5:

No, thanks. Sorry, it's too late for me to come over.

01:20:19 - 01:20:21 | Speaker 6:

But were there flirty texts before this at all or no?

01:20:21 - 01:20:23 | Speaker 5:

Yes, we were flirty.

01:20:23 - 01:20:33 | Speaker 6:

So you were actually giving him a little flirtation then? I mean, no, not in the denial. Out of the blue that this happened.

01:20:34 - 01:20:39 | Speaker 2:

Like that he would assume that that would even be something that you would be interested in. Right. It's like being physical.

01:20:40 - 01:20:48 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like that's where he thought it was heading. Yeah. Yeah. And I was not interested. And when I said no, then he retaliated in our friend group.

01:20:48 - 01:20:55 | Speaker 6:

Wow. Wow. And you have the text. He must think that you've cleaned these things out. I think you've got to do it.

01:20:55 - 01:21:13 | Speaker 5:

Like how dumb do you have to be? And what were you going to accomplish? By the way, because nothing happened, we could have just said nothing happened. But instead, you were like, oh, my God, she was desperately trying to get with me. It's like, what were you? What was the point? Who is this guy?

01:21:13 - 01:21:15 | Speaker 2:

And do you have to see him all the time?

01:21:15 - 01:21:32 | Speaker 5:

No, thank God. But we like we had mutual friends. Like it's a friend of one of my best friend's boyfriends. So it's like you're around. I'm around. We're going to be in these circles for a while. I'm not going to see you all the time, thank God. But, like, we'll be around each other every once in a while.

01:21:33 - 01:21:56 | Speaker 6:

All right, so here, let's ask the listeners this question. If you have these texts, if Megan has these texts, should she share them with everybody just so everybody doesn't know that Megan is just sitting there trying to, you know, to lie about a circumstance that's happening? I mean, this guy's obviously trying to make you look like the bad person. Correct. Because he feels like he didn't get what he wanted. Does anybody believe him? Like, are you feeling like people are, like, saying, yeah, bro.

01:21:56 - 01:22:11 | Speaker 2:

Are you on this group text that this is all happening in or somebody's telling you about it? Somebody's telling me about it. I would want to see. I would want screenshots from that conversation because to Kevin's point, I would want to know how everybody else is responding to it. All of my other quote unquote friends, how are they responding to it?

01:22:11 - 01:22:14 | Speaker 6:

How do you think that they're responding to it? Or do you know?

01:22:15 - 01:22:25 | Speaker 5:

I think that the guys are being guys. I'm like, yeah, dude. Yeah, bro code. And I think the girls are all like rolling their eyes like that's clearly not what happened.

01:22:25 - 01:22:30 | Speaker 6:

Hey, Amanda, what's up? good morning everyone good morning what's going on what do you think megan should do

01:22:31 - 01:22:43 | Speaker 4:

megan i'm so sorry that this is happening to you because that's disgusting behavior and it you just i know when i was in this situation you feel so helpless yeah like it's like it's

01:22:43 - 01:22:58 | Speaker 5:

disgusting it's like middle school crap isn't it it does feel very childish but then it also feels like well if i defend myself that like well guys you just need you to believe me like it just makes me feel like no matter what I'm begging for somebody to be on my side but I'd rather like

01:22:58 - 01:23:26 | Speaker 4:

if they are I'm sorry no go ahead I feel like if they are your real friends I mean shout out to the ones who are telling you about this because I think they are real friends for you but anybody else who's in on this conversation and is not telling this guy how disgusting his behavior is including the men and if those guys in your friend group are going along with him they might be capable of this behavior too and that's disgusting but i'm also hoping in your friend group i'm also

01:23:26 - 01:23:38 | Speaker 2:

hoping that one of the girls in that friend group says i talked to megan about this and she showed me the text and this is not the story like i why isn't somebody defending you in there yeah hey

01:23:38 - 01:23:47 | Speaker 1:

what's up kelly hi hi oh my gosh i was just gonna say this is pitiful it's giving real sad boy tinder

01:23:47 - 01:23:55 | Speaker 6:

energy oh yeah i mean but but how do you stop this from happening and stop the the bs rumors

01:23:55 - 01:24:08 | Speaker 1:

and stuff from flying i mean it's all his fault really so i mean all you can do is like talk to your friends and say hey like i feel like they should she's got the ultimate evidence of it

01:24:08 - 01:24:15 | Speaker 6:

by the written word in text messages what what do you think about exposing that like letting

01:24:15 - 01:24:35 | Speaker 1:

everybody see that oh i would at least to my close friends that it's an issue with i actually think she should post it up on our social media thoughts oh i mean it depends what he deserves if he's being that petty about it i wouldn't be against it listen

01:24:35 - 01:24:40 | Speaker 6:

to hold on jenna's on the phone with us she had a guy do this to her when was this jenna did this

01:24:40 - 01:25:00 | Speaker 3:

happened oh this was years ago this would have been um back in college or something like that or high school yeah 2010 probably okay all right 2009 what happened but so pre pre-dating app days um to say the least but yeah so i had actually was a wing woman situation i was just out with my my friend who was interested and

01:25:00 - 01:25:29 | Speaker 5:

of guy and he had roommates and I was just along for the ride and I happened to just get cozy on the couch and I was ready to go to bed and this guy's like hitting on me so we're like whatever you know we had fun that night but then I find out the next you know however week later that he's telling his friends that I came on to him and I'm like what I was ready to go to bed I did not come on to him he actually came over to me so it was just a very why did it matter though

01:25:29 - 01:25:30 | Speaker 2:

Like, why would he even bring that up?

01:25:30 - 01:25:36 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, and I, yeah, why was it even talked about? I don't know, but I definitely had to clarify that that's not what happened.

01:25:36 - 01:25:43 | Speaker 2:

It's amazing. You know what it is? It's a guy's ego. And once a guy's ego is bruised, Gail, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

01:25:43 - 01:26:16 | Speaker 4:

Good morning, guys. Good morning, Megan. I am going to tell you, if he has the balls enough to air out all of this crap, then you need to stick up for yourself and no matter how how gross it is air out all those type messages in that group chat because if he wants to be like that then no because that's not even okay because that right there is damaging your character to your front and if he wants to continue to damage your character for a why then you need to set that straight sweetheart yeah related birthday back

01:26:16 - 01:26:46 | Speaker 2:

are you a 50 year old woman that would like to kiss him we're trying to find a 50 year old woman to kiss him today no real quick um i think you're right if you're going to talk about if you if you're willing to talk about it and i know that we're not saying names on the radio but obviously your friends you know listen and stuff yeah i think now that they know you got their seats if i'm one of your friends i'm going i want to see this i want to see the text message because i want to i want to be able to do this and then i think the friends will be the ones that will go you know what we don't believe you so and honestly i think you're smart i think bringing it up on the air

01:26:46 - 01:27:00 | Speaker 3:

is all you need to do i love this yeah it's my pedigree moment yeah but you know what deserve i just i don't understand the immatureness of like just airing out the business because you

01:27:00 - 01:27:14 | Speaker 2:

got denied my dude yeah just chill out i think it would be better he'd get more sympathy if he said you know i really made a move on megan and i made a mistake because she's not feeling it that way and then it gives it goes oh okay this guy's actually kind of cute you know like he was

01:27:14 - 01:27:18 | Speaker 3:

And I could be the bad guy. They'd be like, they don't know what she's missing, bro.

01:27:18 - 01:27:50 | Speaker 2:

Yeah. Although if it's the guy that you think it is. You know what's funny is that as a guy, I always never knew when to ask the girl, because I had a lot of girlfriends, when do you ask, like, how do you get the girl to cross that friendship line? Like, I always never knew. And so I, like, there were so many girls that I became friends with over the years, especially, you know you know being like a younger guy like a 18 year old guy that i never knew i wonder if she would kiss me and i would just sit there and think about it all the time and never do it and

01:27:50 - 01:28:51 | Speaker 3:

then you find out later that there's a high school reunion there's a guy last year who missed it and he should have asked and he didn't and now he avoids me and our friend group every time i'm around why why do you think he avoids you uh because he got so this is a guy I I kind of met we had a fling and it was like we did not know each other very well but we like just clicked and had a really great time and at some point in the night I was introduced to somebody else and who actually works in our industry and I was just chatting genuine business with this other man and the dude was very drunk that i had hit it off with and got very jealous and left and if he would have just stuck around we could have had like the best night and have you ever reached back out to him no because he i was supposed to see him the next day and he didn't show up and it was he was everybody said he was avoiding me and i'm like you freaking idiot we could have had the best time best time if you would have just talked i don't want to hear my

01:28:51 - 01:28:55 | Speaker 2:

sister talking about giving the guy the best time but i just want you to know that it was probably

01:28:55 - 01:29:09 | Speaker 3:

Probably genuinely one of the most romantic, cute nights of my life. And I, like, I told Shannon about, like, the thing that we did under the subway. And, like, how this is. Holy Christ. Yeah. Am I allowed to say that out loud? No, no, no.

01:29:09 - 01:29:12 | Speaker 2:

The thing under the subway. She did it under a subway.

01:29:12 - 01:29:21 | Speaker 3:

And it was, like, truly a movie moment. And I was like, oh, my God, this is going to be the best weekend ever, the best weekend ever. And then he totally just avoided me the rest of the weekend. I was so bummed.

01:29:22 - 01:29:27 | Speaker 2:

And then there's that guy that invites you over at 11 o'clock at night on a Wednesday. What the hell is he thinking?

01:29:27 - 01:29:40 | Speaker 1:

I love Megan. Megan, Megan, Megan. Mmm, Megan. Megan, Megan, Megan, Megan. Neither new nor improved, but still better than the rest. Just mojo in the morning.

01:29:41 - 01:30:00 | Speaker 2:

Okay, I want to bring something up here right now. I got to tell you guys that I don't know necessarily if I can do what he asked me to do. But I wanted to bring it to you guys and see what your thoughts were. This weekend I was up in Michigan State where I got a chance to hang out with.

01:30:00 - 01:30:14 | Speaker 3:

my son Luke. Go green. And got to see some of his friends, his roommates, his buddies that he is in Theta Chi with, including his roommate, Ass Juice, who, by

01:30:14 - 01:30:15 | Speaker 5:

the way... Wait, did we get a picture of him?

01:30:16 - 01:30:17 | Speaker 3:

I do. I posted a picture

01:30:17 - 01:30:19 | Speaker 5:

on our stuff. Okay, that is him.

01:30:19 - 01:30:41 | Speaker 3:

He's in the three picture with Luke and his buddies, if you want to go back and look at the post from this weekend. But that's Ass Juice, a.k.a. Henry. Oh, that's his real name. Is that not the greatest name? Oh, that's so cute. Henry, a.k.a. Although I like, I want to call him Hank, because I think that would be kind of fun, because the kid is so damn cool.

01:30:42 - 01:30:46 | Speaker 5:

Did we figure out where Astuce came from again? Can you remind people?

01:30:46 - 01:31:28 | Speaker 3:

That was the name that he got from the, by the way, breakfast has been delivered, Zach, just so you know that. Breakfast has been delivered. The name came when they were pledging. I think they give them all names. Okay. And I think Luke got the name Little Mojo or something like that. So he got lucky to get a name that wasn't so bad, but he got Ass Juice as his name. So I walk up to him because I was having conversation with a couple of the other people about how great he is and how much fun he is. And I said to him, I go, so Ass Juice, and he goes, real quick, he goes, Mr. Carball? I go, yeah. He goes, actually, he calls me Mr. Carbs because they call Luke Carbs.

01:31:28 - 01:31:28 | Speaker 5:

Okay.

01:31:29 - 01:32:03 | Speaker 3:

So he goes, Mr. Carbs, he goes, I'd like to just go by Juice right now, if you don't mind. And I said to him, I go, okay, Juice. Wait, hold on. You can't change your name. Like, you can't do it. So I wanted to ask this question. What was the nickname that you got and always had, maybe even still have, but you tried to change? Because you don't want anybody to know you as that. Is there any listeners that have ever had a nickname that they needed a nickname name change? because they were so worked up about, they didn't like their nickname. 844 Mojo Live.

01:32:03 - 01:32:15 | Speaker 4:

What'd they call you? See, back in the day when we had radio interns, we named them terrible, terrible, terrible things. And when I first started in radio, they called me intern lower back pain

01:32:15 - 01:32:18 | Speaker 3:

because my boobs are so bad. That is awful.

01:32:18 - 01:32:20 | Speaker 4:

I really wanted to get away from that one.

01:32:20 - 01:32:25 | Speaker 3:

There must not be attorneys in Toledo. I would call it attorney if I had...

01:32:25 - 01:32:38 | Speaker 4:

Lower back pain because you lift heavy things right here. You're keeping the weight of the show is how they justified it was, yeah, carrying the weight of the show. And then intern French maid because French maids have big boobs. Oh, they double down.

01:32:38 - 01:32:40 | Speaker 5:

You could be rich right now. Right.

01:32:41 - 01:32:42 | Speaker 4:

I wish. That would be nice.

01:32:42 - 01:32:49 | Speaker 3:

Did I hurt on that station at the time? You did. Really? Oh, my God. That's insanity. Nasty work.

01:32:49 - 01:32:51 | Speaker 1:

Is there a statute of limitations? Yeah.

01:32:52 - 01:32:55 | Speaker 3:

No, I don't think so. I don't think there ever is a statute of limitations.

01:32:55 - 01:32:59 | Speaker 1:

What about the people who give themselves nicknames? Oh, you can't do that. I hate that.

01:32:59 - 01:33:01 | Speaker 5:

You are so douchey if you give yourself your own nickname.

01:33:01 - 01:33:18 | Speaker 1:

There's a girl that I went to, like, every school with, and all of a sudden she started calling herself a nickname, and it was just so weird. What was the nickname? I'm not going to say it because she probably listens to the show. It wasn't even a big nickname. It was a variation of her name, and it was so weird because I'd known her as something else her entire life.

01:33:18 - 01:33:22 | Speaker 5:

You know who has a nickname that he hates but we all love?

01:33:23 - 01:33:24 | Speaker 3:

Uh-oh. Who? Your call has been full.

01:33:24 - 01:33:26 | Speaker 5:

Our boss, Tony Travato.

01:33:26 - 01:33:33 | Speaker 4:

Oh, what is it, Shannon? Oh, no, no. I can't remember it. Y'all are terrible, terrible, terrible people.

01:33:33 - 01:33:47 | Speaker 3:

I think he should have that name when we go up on stage at Jingle Ball. Shannon, you were given a nickname today that I disagree with wholeheartedly. Thanks, Ken. Yeah, someone called you Stout, and I don't know where that came from. That, by the way, was a mistake.

01:33:47 - 01:33:51 | Speaker 5:

I was going to sip my water. I was going to the bathroom and he goes, I just want to let you know you look really beautiful.

01:33:51 - 01:34:08 | Speaker 3:

by the way uh she did then go into the bathroom with a big thing of toilet paper so i think she was i think she was going in there to take a stout duty today uh mark how you doing can you

01:34:08 - 01:34:32 | Speaker 2:

change a nickname mark yeah i mean throughout high school uh my last my nickname was patty melt because of my last name so i stuck with that for four years and then finally i grew up and said it's time to go what's your last name oh my last name is patterson and so they would call you patty milk i actually think that's cute yeah and in high school i wasn't like the smallest of kids

01:34:32 - 01:35:00 | Speaker 3:

i was you know little short stocky kids so yeah patty cake it would have been worse uh am i supposed to say this person's entire name shanika nunu shanika what is it oh i thought it was shanika nunu is what her name is i didn't realize that i'm sorry shanika i thought that was the full name what's going on no okay so my name

01:35:00 - 01:35:10 | Speaker 7:

name is Shanika. That's my birth given name, but everybody calls me Nunu. And I tried to change back to Shanika growing up, like now that I'm older and nobody will call me by

01:35:10 - 01:35:28 | Speaker 4:

my real name. They're like, no, you're Nunu. For the rest of your life, you're Nunu. What about even like when you're graduating from high school, you know, or, or you're getting married, do they say Nunu when they announce you? They say Nunu. Even at jobs, they call

01:35:28 - 01:35:42 | Speaker 7:

me new new oh my gosh did this come from the ATL no that's the thing I had my name before that movie came out and it's in you in you not in e or however she spells it okay okay by the way that's

01:35:42 - 01:35:47 | Speaker 4:

wild that even your job calls you that when legally it says Shanika probably on your your

01:35:47 - 01:35:58 | Speaker 7:

record yeah it's I just tell them I'd be like just call me new new that's what everybody called me because they start calling me Shaniqua Sharika like they start calling me everything but my name Like they can't put off our own name.

01:35:58 - 01:35:58 | Speaker 1:

Oh, that's infuriating.

01:35:58 - 01:36:00 | Speaker 7:

So I just tell them to call me Nunu.

01:36:00 - 01:36:06 | Speaker 4:

Wait, that's infuriating. Okay, no. That's me trying to pronounce people's names when they come on the show all the time.

01:36:06 - 01:36:27 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, I think there's a difference between that and there's a lot of miscommunication. To Lydia's, like, defense, those phones that she uses are genuinely terrible and it's hard to hear. But if you work somewhere, and I say this kind of, Shanika, like I work somewhere where I've been here for 14 years and people still misspell my name. It's like, you got to learn it at some point.

01:36:27 - 01:36:40 | Speaker 4:

Oh, they're not doing it on purpose. Like that kid, Brandon, Brendan, I called him the wrong name for two years. I had no idea. I thought his name was, I thought his name was Brandon, but it's Brendan.

01:36:40 - 01:36:45 | Speaker 1:

You say his name wrong so often. I went to high school with him. I started calling him the name you called him.

01:36:45 - 01:36:54 | Speaker 4:

I'm telling you. It was because of Paul Corvino. Paul Corvino would call everybody the wrong names when he was the boss here. What's up, Nate?

01:36:55 - 01:36:57 | Speaker 5:

Hey, what's going on?

01:36:57 - 01:36:58 | Speaker 4:

What's happening?

01:36:59 - 01:37:02 | Speaker 5:

Not too much. I'm on my way to work.

01:37:02 - 01:37:06 | Speaker 4:

Nate has a great name. What was your nickname in high school?

01:37:07 - 01:37:11 | Speaker 5:

Oh, they used to call me Nut Sack. Oh, God. Why?

01:37:12 - 01:37:13 | Speaker 4:

How'd you get that name?

01:37:14 - 01:37:17 | Speaker 5:

Because they saw my balls.

01:37:17 - 01:37:36 | Speaker 4:

They saw your balls. Hey, that's one of those ones where you got to keep it, and you've got to have that be the name that they announce when you're going up. And the next person for a diploma, Nutsack. Grandma going, what did they call him? What's up, Brian?

01:37:38 - 01:37:43 | Speaker 5:

Hi. Hi, Brian. So my nickname in high school was White Dwight.

01:37:43 - 01:37:49 | Speaker 4:

White Dwight. White Dwight. Who gave you that name?

01:37:49 - 01:37:52 | Speaker 5:

It was our basketball team that gave me the name.

01:37:53 - 01:37:54 | Speaker 4:

So you were white Dwight.

01:37:55 - 01:38:06 | Speaker 5:

Yes. Why, bro? Because I was built like Dwight Howard. You needed to say that.

01:38:07 - 01:38:41 | Speaker 4:

That's great. I thought to myself, maybe there was a kid on the team that was black Dwight. Yeah, black Dwight. What's going on? Somebody actually said to me yesterday. Somebody actually said to me yesterday after the show, this was actually pretty funny. And they said, I can't believe you said that on the radio. And I go, what are you talking about? When we had Jimmy on with us talking about his new restaurant down in Mexicantown. Tres Leches. How could you call that Mexicantown? That sounds so racist. And I said to them, he goes, you would never have Chinatown. And I go, don't they have that in a, they have that in some, yeah.

01:38:41 - 01:38:42 | Speaker 3:

No, we got one here.

01:38:43 - 01:38:43 | Speaker 4:

We do?

01:38:44 - 01:38:53 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, for sure. I didn't know that. We do. Really? Where is it? I'm going to have to find it. I want to say it's near like Wayne State. I could be wrong. Really? What's going on, Dustin?

01:38:55 - 01:38:56 | Speaker 6:

Hey, hey, Mojo. How's it going?

01:38:56 - 01:38:59 | Speaker 4:

Good. We're talking about can you get rid of a nickname once you get it?

01:39:01 - 01:39:10 | Speaker 6:

Well, I am now 51. I got this name in high school in D-Balls. And I don't know why they started calling me D-Balls, but, yes, it's D-Balls. I still get called that.

01:39:10 - 01:39:12 | Speaker 4:

Really? How old are you right now?

01:39:13 - 01:39:13 | Speaker 6:

51.

01:39:13 - 01:39:18 | Speaker 4:

You're 51 years old, and there are people calling you D-Balls.

01:39:18 - 01:39:21 | Speaker 1:

Oh, jeez.

01:39:21 - 01:39:26 | Speaker 4:

Oh, my God. Who calls you that? Like your parents? Your grandpa?

01:39:26 - 01:39:37 | Speaker 6:

My sisters, my brothers, my good friends. I went to school. I'm from the little area, so I still see them and run into them. And I haven't seen them for 20, 30 years, and I still get called that.

01:39:37 - 01:39:45 | Speaker 4:

Dustin, forever you will be called D-balls on this show. When you call up this show with any kind of comment, you better call and say you're D-balls.

01:39:46 - 01:39:47 | Speaker 6:

Absolutely. I love it.

01:39:47 - 01:39:54 | Speaker 4:

Thank you. We love you, buddy. Take care of yourself. I'm sorry your current man is a cheating, no-good dirtbag, moron, loser, scum trash can.

01:39:56 - 01:39:59 | Speaker 6:

Another War of the Roses is after 9 on Mojo in the Morning.

01:40:00 - 01:41:28 | Speaker 2:

mojo in the mornings dirty on the 30 let's get to the dirty maggot another day another lawsuit for diddy diddy's being sued by a hollywood photographer who claims diddy sexually assaulted him while he was working on a high profile commercial not laughing at the story laughing at the fact that kept just bolted out of his seat to dance to this song uh the photographer claims that diddy invited him to join him in a trailer and then framed the meeting as an opportunity for career advancement now this is where i'm going to say um we're going to talk about some explicit things so if you have kids in the car you might want to turn the radio down we're just going to allude to some stuff when they were alone in the trailer diddy made sexual overtures and then unzipped his pants the photographer is claiming diddy essentially told him if you blink it right i'll make your career take off he says the implication was declare that if he didn't give Diddy satisfactory sex, his career would be over. Diddy's being sued for sexual battery and the guy is going after him for damages. So another case against him. Chapel Rhone recently appeared on the Call Her Daddy podcast, revealed a few key details about her governor's ball performance from last year. Now, this is the iconic performance where she dressed up as a very green statue of liberty. Specifically, it turns out that all the green body paint she wore took several days to remove the way I got that off was I took three baths

01:41:28 - 01:41:54 | Speaker 1:

not soap dish soap I literally poured a dish soap in and scrubbed rubbed my whole body with coconut oil jumped in scrubbed with a literal like kitchen sponge she eventually got it off but not not all of it all of it came off except there was a green tint to my skin so i literally looked moldy

01:41:54 - 01:44:41 | Speaker 2:

for four days to be fair it was such a good look do you guys remember when she was dressed up as the statue of liberty i do it was so cool i would say it was absolutely worth it i think we're gonna throw another halloween party and if we do megan i'm just saying if you're thinking about ideas okay i didn't pull this clip and now i wish i would have because you said that she was wearing a song and she had to spread her cheeks to get everything painted and like no absolutely not when i bend over to get my booty painted green zach would you volunteer for that yeah what are we doing tiktok star alex earl was suing jim shark claiming that the brand pulled their deal because of her pro israel posts well i do have an update for you on that the jewish Chronicle is reporting that Alex Earle has settled the case with Gymshark for $1 million. We don't have any more details as of right now, but they did settle outside of court. Kelly Clarkson is appearing on the latest episode of Kylie Kelsey's Not Gonna Lie podcast, which, by the way, if you are not listening to that podcast, it's so good. In the episode, she takes some shots at her local school system. Did I not put it in? Hold on. Okay. Wait, hold on. so this all has to do with scheduling my bad uh did i i didn't load it cool no i'll just tell you what happened so she essentially did not get updated as to when her kids had an attending and performance at school right so she got really angry and she was like you told me this three days in advance like we're parents and not every parent is a stay-at-home parent like some of us have to take time off of work she's mom to 10 year old river rose 8 year old old remington alexander but i mean she's right on this one right you can't give people three days heads up when you need to take time off of work to go to your kids events yeah thanks yeah yeah i mean i agree i don't have kids but yeah it's yeah thanks and then we'll do uh another nba story i have so many nba stories today uh mba superstar steph curry is launching a new sports hydration drink with former first lady michelle obama's drink brand and i think it's called pleasy might be pleasy it's p-l-e-z-i the drink is called pleasy hydration it's debuting with three different flavors we've got lemon lime tropical punch orange mango twist they're all available on amazon and at select grocery stores Right now, they're just in California, which is obviously the home of his team. The Golden State Warriors is California. That bottle is going to cost you $2.29, which shockingly is like a pretty normal price for a sports drink, right?

01:44:41 - 01:44:46 | Speaker 1:

I don't drink sports drinks. Yeah, I think a Gatorade is like $2.29.

01:44:47 - 01:44:59 | Speaker 2:

Gatorade. I'm guessing if Michelle Obama is on board with this company, it's probably going to be some sort of like healthy, sugar-free alternative because that's kind of like her big thing. So if I'm guessing, this is supposed to be like super healthy sports drink.

01:45:00 - 01:45:20 | Speaker 1:

You can check out all of today's Dirty by listening to our podcast. Just search for Mojo in the Morning on the free iHeartRadio app. Missed something in the Dirty on the 30? Listen on our podcast now at mojointhemorning.com. Now back to the only thing Michigan and Ohio can agree on.

01:45:20 - 01:45:21 | Speaker 2:

Mojo in the Morning.

01:45:22 - 01:45:25 | Speaker 3:

All right, Mojo in the Morning. Shannon, this is a crazy story.

01:45:25 - 01:46:47 | Speaker 1:

It is, yeah. And it's not about me, but it's about a really good friend of mine. And I feel like this has happened to other people. And I want to hear your stories because it is, it's just so interesting. So I have a girlfriend who has been dating a guy for a little while now. And just so you get the backstory on her, she's a single mom. The guy that she's dating is a single dad. Okay. And so the other day she was at work. she gets a call from the front desk of her work and the secretary says oh you have a visitor you know come on out she walks out to the front of her office only to see her boyfriend's ex-wife sitting there oh geez and she showed up just because she wanted to talk spit about him and get like all of the dirty details about their relationship and my friend got very quickly understood like she is trying to tell me all of these bad things about you know her boyfriend because the it sounded to her like the ex wanted him back and that but showed up at her work so to do this and she had no idea that she even knew where she worked so so wait so her main

01:46:47 - 01:46:53 | Speaker 3:

purpose of going there was just to spit talk this guy this guy yeah she ever met her before

01:46:53 - 01:47:15 | Speaker 1:

yep has never met her before um and has been having dating this has been dating this guy for quite some time like this is not a new relationship or anything like that but the ex all of a sudden was like nope i am not i think it's because it's getting serious and now the ex is like uh-oh you know i didn't think it was going to go this far and is being territorial yeah um but did she

01:47:15 - 01:47:21 | Speaker 3:

sit there and listen to her or did she throw her ass out? Because I would wonder if you'd want some info and intel.

01:47:21 - 01:47:38 | Speaker 1:

So honestly, she sat and listened because there are kids involved and at first she was like, oh, she's probably here because she wants to know who this woman is that's around her kids all the time. She thought that she had good intentions and it was totally the opposite.

01:47:39 - 01:47:51 | Speaker 2:

But you also at work though, so you can't really turn up because you're at your place of business. You gotta keep it calm keep it cool hey has the ex ever shown up at your work or whatever yeah well or an event or anything

01:47:51 - 01:48:12 | Speaker 3:

like that yeah it's like something your house or wherever 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 is the telephone number i think if the ex showed up and if i i mean i'm sure that she must have known the ex had some cray in her uh she does now well so but she he never said anything beforehand like about how she was nutty or no?

01:48:12 - 01:48:13 | Speaker 1:

Not really.

01:48:13 - 01:48:18 | Speaker 3:

Okay, well, if that was the case, I'd listen to her. I'd be like, uh-oh, what is he hiding from me?

01:48:18 - 01:48:23 | Speaker 2:

But that's a lot, though. To have someone unexpectedly show up at your work

01:48:23 - 01:48:45 | Speaker 3:

and watch them and say, you don't even know. Was she drunk or something? No. Wow. She wasn't like, like, wouldn't you, if you had not met your husband's ex-wife, if you had not met her ever and you guys started dating and she showed up here at the radio station and all you heard was nice things. And she showed up to say, I need to warn you about something.

01:48:45 - 01:48:47 | Speaker 1:

I'd be cautious and very curious.

01:48:47 - 01:48:47 | Speaker 3:

Oh, yeah.

01:48:48 - 01:48:52 | Speaker 1:

Yeah. And also, Wes is like, you guys are never allowed to go out by yourselves.

01:48:52 - 01:48:53 | Speaker 3:

Oh, wait, he has told you that?

01:48:53 - 01:48:54 | Speaker 2:

That's a real flat.

01:48:54 - 01:48:57 | Speaker 1:

Has he told you that? I think he's joking, but her and I get along really well.

01:48:58 - 01:49:02 | Speaker 3:

You gotta, can we have a moment where we...

01:49:02 - 01:49:07 | Speaker 1:

But I've said to him, I'm like, ooh, I feel like her and I would have fun. Like going out to dinner or whatever.

01:49:07 - 01:49:09 | Speaker 3:

Am I not allowed to go out with her, too?

01:49:09 - 01:49:11 | Speaker 2:

You're probably the last person.

01:49:11 - 01:49:14 | Speaker 3:

I want to ask some questions. I want to find out some details from her.

01:49:15 - 01:49:48 | Speaker 2:

I remember this isn't a crazy situation. Mine turned out to be a literal happy ending. But I had an event that I hosted. And as I'm leaving the event, my ex starts walking in with a group of friends. And I don't think we had spoken for a few months at this time. And all of a sudden, she was a very aggressive woman. All of a sudden, she comes knocking on my door. jump in the car have a conversation and you know one thing leads to another and we were good again for a few more months oh in the car yours always turns into something like

01:49:48 - 01:49:59 | Speaker 3:

that was really look at yeah great days um texter here says can't go on the air because the x is so nuts we have a restraining order but this same exact thing happened to me

01:50:00 - 01:50:04 | Speaker 4:

i'd love well that's all that's all give us another text with what what were the details

01:50:04 - 01:50:55 | Speaker 2:

jackie what's up hey hey how you guys doing good were you the ex i was not the ex yet i was still married my ex now had made a fake identity had a girlfriend told her he was told her he was separated and had one child he took my son to her place of work it was a seafood restaurant and i found out so i went there and confirmed her in the parking lot and told her the real story and she was like oh he don't want you i said well he's got six kids with me and she said what i thought he just had one kid oh so you filled her in oh yeah and i said you know i said you realize because i looked her up on facebook i'm like you realize you're starting to be a social worker and You're about to break a family apart.

01:50:55 - 01:51:03 | Speaker 4:

Oh, my God. Not the Facebook job. Wow. No offense, but you lost me at seafood restaurant. Was it Red Lobster?

01:51:04 - 01:51:05 | Speaker 1:

Absolutely.

01:51:06 - 01:51:11 | Speaker 4:

It was cheesy biscuits. Did you at least go in there and then get it to go?

01:51:12 - 01:51:14 | Speaker 2:

Oh, yeah. I got myself some shrimp champi.

01:51:17 - 01:51:18 | Speaker 4:

Kenny, what's going on?

01:51:19 - 01:51:19 | Speaker 3:

What's up, Mojo?

01:51:19 - 01:51:23 | Speaker 4:

Hey, Kenny had his ex do this. What's up?

01:51:24 - 01:51:25 | Speaker 3:

Hey, Mojo, it's Kenny G.

01:51:26 - 01:51:29 | Speaker 4:

What's up, Kenny G? What's going on? Kenny G, nothing. What's going on?

01:51:29 - 01:51:52 | Speaker 3:

So my ex-girlfriend, when we broke up, she went to Loyola in Chicago. And I went to Northwood in Midland. And she drove all the way from Chicago to Midland, Michigan. And I'm watching a movie with my new girlfriend. And she hits the buzzer. And she's like, hey, it's Michelle.

01:51:52 - 01:51:53 | Speaker 4:

Oh, no.

01:51:53 - 01:52:01 | Speaker 3:

you wait and i was like she followed and had like i'm like oh don't answer it

01:52:01 - 01:52:07 | Speaker 4:

by the way she followed you from northwood to loyola she was tracking you did she have like

01:52:07 - 01:52:30 | Speaker 3:

a device on your car or something well she knew where i lived you know but i mean she has she hits the buzzer from you know downstairs you know at the door and you know through the intercom she's like hey it's michelle i'm like oh my goodness gracious did you let her in what do i do did you guys let her in so then i'm sitting there watching a movie she's to my left and my new girlfriend's

01:52:30 - 01:52:35 | Speaker 2:

to my right oh my gosh that's so awkward no she watched the movie with you guys what is wrong with

01:52:35 - 01:52:44 | Speaker 3:

you she kenny so i made some like chartreuse and i'm just like okay you made some shark

01:52:44 - 01:52:45 | Speaker 4:

Charcuterie?

01:52:46 - 01:52:50 | Speaker 3:

Whatever, yeah. Charcuterie. What do I do now?

01:52:51 - 01:52:58 | Speaker 4:

He just whipped up a little charcuterie for him. Wait, are you touting this guy's story? Is that what you're saying? I don't know. I don't know.

01:52:59 - 01:53:03 | Speaker 3:

Then I had to put her up for the night, you know, because she wasn't about to drive all the way back to Chicago.

01:53:03 - 01:53:14 | Speaker 4:

Wait, you actually let her stay with you guys? And the other girlfriend allowed it. By the way, the only way you can end this whole thing is if you guys had a... Did you have a threesome afterwards or something?

01:53:15 - 01:53:20 | Speaker 3:

No. See, if he was lying, he would have gone all the way. He just said, well.

01:53:20 - 01:53:20 | Speaker 4:

Well, what?

01:53:22 - 01:53:25 | Speaker 3:

I mean, you know, in a different universe.

01:53:26 - 01:53:38 | Speaker 4:

Okay. All right. Let's get off our phone. Lies! If Megan were here, she's off. Liza Minnelli! But it was a good story. I liked it. Alexandria, what's up?

01:53:38 - 01:54:20 | Speaker 1:

when i was dating my ex um many not many years ago he was cheating on me for almost the entire relationship and i had no clue i got a message on facebook one night saying like i'm the other woman all these things when it wasn't true he was cheating on me with a co-worker decided to ignore all of my calls and texts so i showed up at his job and confronted him about it like hey what is going on we're literally leaving to go to Tennessee for 10 days in a week and I find all of this out and it was he was so pissed that I showed up there but then the valet at the hospital left me his phone number because I told him I was there to confront my cheating ex

01:54:20 - 01:54:24 | Speaker 4:

how did you get the valet to give up the number

01:54:24 - 01:54:41 | Speaker 1:

I literally the guy was like oh do you need me to park your car for whatever you going to be long and I said no I'm just confronting my cheating ex and when I got back in my car he had left his number on a piece of paper oh hey hey did you go out with him no i didn't i was too

01:54:41 - 01:55:00 | Speaker 4:

upset oh man by the way if i was a valet and i knew that this girl was so strung up still on this ex that's the best time to move in that's probably why he probably left his name too michelle how you doing good morning how are you doing good we're talking about the ex showing up been one of Shannon's

01:55:00 - 01:55:06 | Speaker 1:

friends who had this happen where her new guy's ex showed up at her work what's up so i was

01:55:06 - 01:55:29 | Speaker 3:

actually the ex that showed up to my ex my ex-spouse's uh girlfriend's house we were actually still currently married but um and he doesn't have anything to do with our kids or anything but um we're older but i just went there basically uh warned her about who he was

01:55:29 - 01:55:59 | Speaker 1:

because he had like three little kids and this is wild that we've got a number of people that are the ex that showed up and it makes me often wonder sometimes if the guy's the crazy person in 90 of the situations you know yeah i mean i mean that first caller was similar to yours and that first caller that did that he lied and said he only had one kid the guy had six kids yeah that is why about that um valerie you had the ex show up your boyfriend's ex showed up yes well now an

01:55:59 - 01:56:38 | Speaker 4:

ex-boyfriend we worked at the border on the canadian side and she would drive down like two hours from her house because they were divorced for years before i got in the picture and leave notes in the cars and like i still love him you don't deserve him kind of thing and she never met me apparently she knew what i looked like but we were on training we went up to ottawa for training and she somehow convinced like the security at the doors to let her in got a hold of our supervisor we got pulled out of training i was i don't know what she said but we were accused of like all kinds of stuff and she told them that they were still married she was crazy wow

01:56:38 - 01:56:56 | Speaker 1:

wait was she a canadian or u.s citizen she was canadian she was can can you guys like at that point can you with the ability of uh doing the whole can you detain them or something or like i at that point i would be like she's got drugs on her or something you know

01:56:56 - 01:57:06 | Speaker 4:

sprinkle some crack on her yeah she had a restraining order on her but that was for me that was too little too late that's crazy this is not that was crazy i've never been so embarrassed

01:57:06 - 01:57:29 | Speaker 1:

like no that was no offense but you guys scare me you you border people you all the you you in the U.S. guys go back and forth to me sometimes when I cross over to go to the casino. It's usually the U.S. side that's 99.9% of the time the meanie weenies, but the Canadian ones have been mean lately. Be nice to us, please.

01:57:30 - 01:57:33 | Speaker 4:

I should say sorry. That's a Canadian story. I like it.

01:57:36 - 01:57:49 | Speaker 2:

WKQI Detroit. WSNX Muskegon Grand Rapids. WVKS Toledo. Three great stations, one stupid show. This is Mojo in the Morning, live.

01:57:51 - 01:57:56 | Speaker 6:

Catching cheaters and proud of it. Ow, I'm sorry. Get your home for War of the Roses on Mojo in the Morning.

01:57:57 - 01:58:03 | Speaker 1:

Sherry thinks that her husband is cheating with your neighbor? Why is that, Sherry?

01:58:03 - 01:58:22 | Speaker 5:

he's he's been telling me that he's doing some pet sitting for the neighbor and he only goes like every other day or every couple of days so it seems to me that the dog probably needs to pee

01:58:22 - 01:58:57 | Speaker 1:

you know so you think okay so like every day but if the neighbor's not home then how could he be cheating i don't know if the neighbor's home or not oh so you don't see whether or not that she's she uh has left correct so he's he's supposedly pet sitting for this neighbor this female neighbor and he's not going frequently enough and have you ever suspected that there is something going on Between him and your neighbor?

01:58:58 - 01:59:03 | Speaker 5:

Well, you know, she has been flirty with him. She's flirty with everybody.

01:59:04 - 01:59:20 | Speaker 1:

Okay. Your fear is that this flirty neighbor who's asking your husband to pet sit is probably doing more than just pet sitting with him or he's doing more than just pet sitting for her.

01:59:21 - 01:59:24 | Speaker 5:

I don't know if he's pet sitting at all.

01:59:24 - 01:59:34 | Speaker 1:

Okay. We're going to call up to see where he's going to send a dozen free roses. We hope that the flowers go to Sherry. Can you mute your phone, Sherry?

01:59:35 - 01:59:36 | Speaker 4:

Sure.

01:59:37 - 01:59:40 | Speaker 1:

All right. Press mute on that, and we're going to dial him up, so don't say a word.

01:59:54 - 01:59:54 | Speaker 6:

Hello?

01:59:55 - 01:59:57 | Speaker 5:

Hi, I'm looking for Dave, please.

02:00:00 - 02:00:01 | Speaker 2:

Okay, that's me.

02:00:01 - 02:00:23 | Speaker 3:

Hi, Dave. My name is Nicole, and I'm calling you from a brand new online floral company called rosesbloom.com with an offer for some free flowers. If you have less than a minute to answer two quick survey questions for me, we're going to give you these flowers to send anywhere in the country to anyone absolutely free of charge. Not going to ask you for any sort of financial information or anything like that.

02:00:23 - 02:00:29 | Speaker 2:

For what? Excuse me? Why flowers? What are you doing?

02:00:29 - 02:01:17 | Speaker 3:

i don't understand so we're a new company we're trying to get our name out there and so we're offering free flowers if you take if you answer these two survey questions for me and then hopefully when you order flowers in the future you'll use roses bloom.com that's our company okay okay all right sure okay have you purchased flowers in the past six months dave uh no do you plan on purchasing oh do you plan on purchasing flowers in the next six months nope i'll buy flowers okay well that's okay as a thank you for participating in that survey roses bloom.com is going to give you this dozen long-stemmed red roses and so let's go ahead and get some information in terms of who these are going to and they will be shipped out today okay

02:01:17 - 02:01:38 | Speaker 2:

okay sure first and a last name uh my first name and last name well no i already know your first and last name who these are going to uh okay i guess i'd uh i sent him to diane my old lady

02:01:38 - 02:01:43 | Speaker 3:

something like that i don't know okay can you spell that last name for me

02:01:43 - 02:01:54 | Speaker 2:

spell her last name yes i don't i don't know okay i'll just we'll just go diane and then i'm going

02:01:54 - 02:02:16 | Speaker 3:

to start i'm going to start a profile for you dave i know you said you don't send flowers i don't i don't i don't i don't need anything if you just send the flowers that's fine okay that's fine i have to fill this out on my back end here for my boss so what is your relationship okay that was a good one um i need to know what your relationship to diane is

02:02:17 - 02:02:18 | Speaker 2:

uh she's my old lady

02:02:20 - 02:03:20 | Speaker 3:

wife girlfriend my person i guess okay and do you have a phone number for diane i actually need the phone number i do need the phone number seven three four okay and dave we also offer something unique at roses bloom.com and that's a digital voice card instead of a paper card that you typically get with flowers when i don't know what that is right so let me explain when the roses get delivered um diane is going to get a text message text message saying she received flowers and then your voice card will be texted to her as well so she knows who the flowers are coming to so we're gonna go ahead and record that just something short and sweet just like something you would write on a card okay okay okay let me count you down three two one

02:03:21 - 02:03:28 | Speaker 2:

hey that's it I would just say hey on the card hey

02:03:29 - 02:03:36 | Speaker 3:

Okay. Dave, I also have to let you know that this call is being recorded for quality and training purposes. Are you okay with that?

02:03:40 - 02:03:46 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, I guess. I mean, it's already being recorded, so I don't know. Sure. Okay.

02:03:47 - 02:03:52 | Speaker 1:

And, Dave, I'm going to jump on real quick so I can grab some last bit of information from you, okay?

02:03:53 - 02:03:53 | Speaker 2:

Okay. Yeah, no problem.

02:03:54 - 02:04:07 | Speaker 1:

Dave, I just need to inform you of one last thing. that while we've been talking to you and you sent these flowers off, your wife, Sherry, has been listening in and just heard every word that you just said.

02:04:09 - 02:04:15 | Speaker 2:

Well, I don't understand. It's flowers for flower company.

02:04:16 - 02:04:23 | Speaker 1:

I understand that, but your wife, Sherry, just heard you send flowers to a woman that you called your old lady.

02:04:23 - 02:04:33 | Speaker 2:

yeah i don't yeah my friend yeah sure i don't i don't i don't i don't really understand what's

02:04:33 - 02:04:40 | Speaker 1:

going on sherry is on the phone with us right now and sherry do you know who this is oh yeah

02:04:40 - 02:05:00 | Speaker 2:

Damn, really? Yeah, I'd take care of her dog. Yeah. Take care of her dog, I'll bet. You're taking care of that b**** in the...

02:05:00 - 02:05:14 | Speaker 4:

gonna stop uh she's just my friend just a friend she's our f***ing slut neighbor yeah i don't i don't know anything about that

02:05:14 - 02:05:27 | Speaker 1:

dave the way that you talked about her doesn't sound like she's just a friend it sounds to me like there's something more that was going on between you two well it's just kind of a joke

02:05:28 - 02:05:37 | Speaker 4:

That's all. Why would I send flowers to my wife? I thought it was something nice to send them a friend.

02:05:39 - 02:05:40 | Speaker 3:

What's the joke part?

02:05:42 - 02:05:49 | Speaker 4:

Well, she's older than me, so I said old lady. So it's funny. It's a joke. Like it's a joke. Funny joke.

02:05:50 - 02:05:56 | Speaker 1:

So you're calling her your old lady because you say she's older than you.

02:05:57 - 02:05:58 | Speaker 4:

Correct. Yes.

02:05:59 - 02:06:08 | Speaker 1:

Would you agree with Sherry and the fact that she said to us that this woman flirts a lot? Is she flirty with you?

02:06:10 - 02:06:14 | Speaker 4:

I don't know. Maybe. Not sure.

02:06:15 - 02:06:17 | Speaker 1:

Do you think that she's ever inappropriate with you?

02:06:19 - 02:06:24 | Speaker 4:

I mean, she says funny stuff. You know, being funny is inappropriate, but I guess so.

02:06:25 - 02:06:29 | Speaker 3:

Here's my question. If you are pet-sitting, why is she there when you're pet-sitting?

02:06:30 - 02:06:31 | Speaker 4:

She works.

02:06:33 - 02:06:34 | Speaker 1:

She works from home?

02:06:35 - 02:06:42 | Speaker 4:

No, she works, like, you know, at a job. But sometimes she's at work in a long time and she doesn't go out.

02:06:44 - 02:06:49 | Speaker 1:

So there's never times where you two guys are together alone in her apartment?

02:06:52 - 02:06:56 | Speaker 4:

Maybe. I don't know exactly, maybe. I don't know.

02:06:57 - 02:06:59 | Speaker 3:

You don't know if she's there?

02:07:00 - 02:07:08 | Speaker 4:

No, I mean, I don't think about it. I don't think about it. Don't sit down till the floor. She's here now. Like, I don't think about it.

02:07:09 - 02:07:19 | Speaker 1:

Do you think about the fact that your wife is uncomfortable with the fact that you're hanging out with your single neighbor that is flirty?

02:07:20 - 02:07:22 | Speaker 4:

She's an old lady. She's old.

02:07:22 - 02:07:24 | Speaker 1:

It's fine. She's what?

02:07:24 - 02:07:25 | Speaker 4:

She's old.

02:07:25 - 02:07:27 | Speaker 1:

How old is she, Sherry?

02:07:28 - 02:07:30 | Speaker 4:

I think in her late 50s.

02:07:31 - 02:07:38 | Speaker 1:

And how old are you, Sherry? 50. How old is Dave?

02:07:39 - 02:07:40 | Speaker 4:

I think she's 30.

02:07:41 - 02:07:44 | Speaker 1:

Wow. I'm 35. 35.

02:07:45 - 02:07:45 | Speaker 4:

35.

02:07:46 - 02:08:14 | Speaker 1:

So you're 35. Proud to be alive. 35. 35 and proud to be alive. So you're 35, and your wife is 50, and your mistress is 60? Not a mistress. She's my old lady friend. She's your old lady friend. Okay. And there's nothing at all. You guys don't have sex with each other.

02:08:14 - 02:08:15 | Unknown:

No.

02:08:19 - 02:08:20 | Speaker 1:

Dave?

02:08:20 - 02:08:22 | Speaker 4:

No, we don't have sex with each other.

02:08:22 - 02:08:50 | Speaker 1:

Do you believe that, Sherry? No. By the way, this Dave guy, Dave, you sound like a handsome man. I am. Thank you. The ladies are charmed by you. I'm charmed by them. I'm actually beginning to think I was pissed off at you for not sending the flowers to Sherry. Now I'm actually starting to think this guy just seems like a nice guy.

02:08:50 - 02:08:53 | Speaker 3:

Very confused why a pet sitter's needed when the lady's at home.

02:08:53 - 02:08:55 | Speaker 1:

You are a nice guy. I know.

02:08:56 - 02:08:57 | Unknown:

All right. All right.

02:08:59 - 02:09:15 | Speaker 1:

We're going to let Sherry and you have a conversation. And Sherry, if you want to continue to talk to him, you can. All right. And I'll put you guys on hold for a second, okay? Hold on one second. This is the home of the War of the Roses.

02:09:15 - 02:09:16 | Speaker 2:

Mojo in the morning.

02:09:17 - 02:09:29 | Speaker 1:

Wowie wore the roses and Dave sending those flowers off to his old lady that is not his wife, Maria. Hi.

02:09:30 - 02:09:31 | Speaker 2:

Hi, Mojo.

02:09:32 - 02:09:33 | Speaker 1:

How you doing?

02:09:33 - 02:09:43 | Speaker 2:

Hi, Maria. I'm good. He's lying through his teeth because he wouldn't be calling her his old lady. And that lady that's married, Tim Carey, needs to leave his ass.

02:09:43 - 02:09:58 | Speaker 1:

I'll be honest with you, though, the age difference does make both of them as old ladies. I mean, for goodness sakes. I mean, 35 years old, and this woman's close to 60 years old, and Sherry's, you know, in her 50s. Wow.

02:10:00 - 02:10:19 | Speaker 5:

his teeth my goodness you know you know how we always talk about our listeners are able to find the little piece of evidence that is the i don't know the thing that can push it over the edge towards cheating nicole you say you heard that what was it yeah hi mojo i don't know if you

02:10:19 - 02:10:29 | Speaker 1:

guys picked up on this but he called her his person when shannon was trying to get him Yeah, I take notes when I'm doing it.

02:10:29 - 02:10:32 | Speaker 4:

And that was one thing I wrote in all caps. My person.

02:10:36 - 02:10:49 | Speaker 5:

35 and feeling fine. He was a poet, too, with his. I got to be honest with you. I'm telling you, I know I said this, but I, I think that he's a charming guy. I mean, I can see this.

02:10:49 - 02:10:58 | Speaker 6:

You were gassing him up the whole time. But you were giving him a bigger head. This man is going to keep doing this because you were telling him how hot he is.

02:10:58 - 02:11:12 | Speaker 5:

Oh, I don't know. I think he's going to do what he wants to do. But I got to tell you that, don't you think, in the beginning of the deal, the beginning of the deal, you're like, okay, this guy is a scumbag. At the end of this deal, I'm ready to go hang out with him and have, you know, a drink.

02:11:12 - 02:11:12 | Speaker 6:

Mojo.

02:11:13 - 02:12:01 | Speaker 5:

Honestly, out of any of the people that we catch, both guys or women, you know, that we catch cheating usually you go right away like this person's just a paint you know a piece of of crap and um like i'm looking at some of the some of the texts that are coming in here this morning and the texts are unbelievable i don't think we've had any war of the roses in the history of this war of the roses that has ever during it and i know this was actually kind of long we kept him on for a long time talking i don't think i've ever seen so many messages coming in while a war of the roses was going on i'm looking back at our text messages we've got oh my god look at that hold on a second let's see if we can count this thing i don't know if you can go that far back but if i go back right now and look at this we have more than a thousand text messages

02:12:01 - 02:12:29 | Speaker 4:

in just the short time that this i love it he was cracking himself up with his joke about on the back end he just didn't care sue what's going on it's mojo in the morning good morning i think He is charming as hell, but just dumb as a boxer. Uh, yep. I mean. But yeah. 35 and lucky to be alive. Yeah, exactly. That needs to be the hashtag for everything today. Yeah.

02:12:33 - 02:12:34 | Speaker 5:

Sue, thank you.

02:12:34 - 02:12:36 | Speaker 4:

I don't know if I want to yell at him or kiss him.

02:12:36 - 02:12:40 | Speaker 5:

I know. I'm seeing. Same. Maggie, you see what I'm talking about?

02:12:40 - 02:12:50 | Speaker 4:

And also the whole pet sitting thing. somebody help me understand why he is pet sitting if she's there is it is the pet sitting just his

02:12:50 - 02:12:56 | Speaker 5:

excuse to get in total front yes what's up roy it's mojo in the morning show uh snx kiss and

02:12:56 - 02:13:05 | Speaker 2:

channel 955 what's that is this elmo i'm terrified

02:13:05 - 02:13:13 | Speaker 5:

oh please don't do this roy oh my lord roy roy you're killing me

02:13:13 - 02:13:23 | Speaker 2:

you're killing me roy i i apologize that was from yesterday what's what's going on sorry but he's definitely not playing with her dog he's playing with her kitty

02:13:24 - 02:13:27 | Speaker 4:

And she said that. We had to bleep it out. Yes.

02:13:27 - 02:13:28 | Speaker 6:

Yeah.

02:13:29 - 02:13:43 | Speaker 2:

He doesn't even know how to cover it up. That's the problem. If he's going to be with a neighbor, he needs to be way, way more careful than that. I know who my old lady is, and if I called her that, there'd be some cook winner against the back of my head.

02:13:44 - 02:13:50 | Speaker 5:

By the way, the neighbor as the cheater has happened so many times on War of the Roses.

02:13:50 - 02:13:50 | Speaker 3:

Oh, my gosh.

02:13:51 - 02:13:52 | Speaker 5:

Morgan, what's going on?

02:13:53 - 02:13:54 | Speaker 3:

Hey, good morning, guys.

02:13:54 - 02:13:55 | Speaker 5:

Hey, what's up?

02:13:55 - 02:14:03 | Speaker 3:

For me, it was the extremely long pause when you asked if they were sleeping together. He just didn't answer. It was like 20 seconds. Yeah.

02:14:03 - 02:14:31 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, he's trying to think. By the way, whenever we'll bring on, you know, hey, we want you to know that so-and-so has been listening to this whole thing, that always, to me, is kind of the gut-wrenching part where I'm like, oh, God, please, you know what I mean? Like, I get very nervous when we're doing that. And when he was like, how'd she get on the phone? Like he did, I mean, classic. This might go down in the pails of.

02:14:31 - 02:14:32 | Speaker 4:

Oh, yeah.

02:14:32 - 02:14:45 | Speaker 5:

You know what? Somebody just sent me a text here. 248 says, was he high as a kite? If so, I love him. Make him a mojo in the morning misfit. We may have a mojo in the morning misfit here.

02:14:46 - 02:15:00 | Speaker 6:

Mojo in the morning. Let's get to the dirty. Okay. Let's start with... Let's get dirty, man. Kanye West has been hit with a copyright infringement lawsuit by a German artist who refused to be a...

02:15:00 - 02:16:09 | Speaker 1:

with the rapper. German singer Alice Merton filed a lawsuit against Kanye for allegedly using her song Blindside in an unreleased Vultures track without authorization. After Merton denied his request for the sample, which he had already debuted, fans threatened Merton. The lawsuit comes after a series of online rants and anti-Semitic remarks by Kanye. The plaintiffs are seeking injunctive. Don't ask me what that means. Relief and damages. Sure. And the alleged copyright infringement and unfair compensation so we might uh be hearing more about that i'm sure it's going to settle out of court but it'll be interesting if it does go to court what's gonna really play out rap legends dr dre and snoop dog are set to launch a hip-hop themed lounge in nashville yeah on april 4th the still gin lounge by dre and snoop is going to open the cocktail menu will feature drinks made with their gin line that they have together. Still gin. That's by Dre and Snoop. I have a question. Would you guys make the trip to go there and like why Nashville? I feel like this is better suited for a different market.

02:16:10 - 02:16:21 | Speaker 3:

I feel like Nashville over the past few years has become one of those party destinations where people are starting to go to for huge events and I feel like they see the trend and they want to get on it.

02:16:21 - 02:16:22 | Speaker 1:

But it's all country.

02:16:22 - 02:16:31 | Speaker 3:

Wouldn't you rather see Snoop Dogg have a place in LA? I think Snoop has many places in L.A., and Snoop's kind of one of those global guys. I feel like Snoop's good anywhere.

02:16:33 - 02:16:37 | Speaker 1:

Interesting. I just thought it was a bad fit.

02:16:37 - 02:16:42 | Speaker 2:

Well, let's play devil's advocate. What do you think about Jack White having his own record company in Nashville, but he's rock?

02:16:44 - 02:16:50 | Speaker 1:

I mean, I think it makes more sense for him to have it here in Detroit, which he does. Snoop is the most lovable person on earth.

02:16:50 - 02:16:51 | Speaker 2:

Why not?

02:16:52 - 02:18:08 | Speaker 1:

It's more—okay, never mind. I'm not getting it. I don't need that feedback today. I don't need it. Recently single Jessica Simpson and Jeremy Renner posted some flirty comments on each other's Instagram posts. 15 years after they sparked romance rumors under a video that Jeremy posted of himself working out shirtless. This happened back on March 8th. Jessica Simpson commented a flame emoji, which Jeremy Renner then liked. And then she took to her own social media to celebrate the release of her new EP, Nashville Canyon Part 1. In the comments of that post, Jeremy Renner commented, congrats, Jess, along with three clapping emojis and a fire emoji. And she liked that comment back. And then it didn't stop there. Jeremy Renner shared another video of himself working out shirtless alongside his mother on Instagram. And Jessica wrote, I love this. Mama is strong. I need to go do sit-ups now. And Jeremy Renner liked that comment. Now, the pair's public support of one another comes after a decade of them reportedly hitting it off at a party back in March of 2010. At the time, there was reports that Jeremy spent the night hitting on Jessica like crazy. They exchanged numbers. She's recently single. Do we think that they're getting together? I weirdly kind of hope so.

02:18:09 - 02:18:09 | Speaker 3:

Aw, yeah.

02:18:10 - 02:18:11 | Speaker 1:

I'm very into this.

02:18:12 - 02:18:13 | Speaker 3:

Kev, what do you think? I wasn't listening.

02:18:14 - 02:19:15 | Speaker 1:

Okay. After a weekend in which former Impractical Joker star Joe Gatto was hit with not one, but two different sexual assault allegations, these allegations he's denied, the comedian has voluntarily begun inpatient care at a treatment facility, and he's canceled all upcoming dates on his current comedy tour. In a statement, Joe said, having taken some time to reflect, I have decided to voluntarily enter an inpatient program to continue working on myself. I just want to thank my friends, my fans, especially my family for all their support, never more so than over the last few days. LeBron James broke his silence on a pretty viral confrontation that he had with Stephen A. Smith. He was on the Pat McAfee show yesterday and LeBron addressed his squabble with Stephen A. Smith over criticism of his son Bronny saying that Stephen A. Smith will not keep his mouth shut. Okay, hold on. I got it. Give me a second.

02:19:15 - 02:19:16 | Speaker 2:

One second, we're grabbing the audio.

02:19:16 - 02:19:23 | Speaker 1:

I got it. I'll grab it for you. Let's do this one first, and then we'll throw in this one. Go ahead.

02:19:24 - 02:19:27 | Speaker 4:

He's like on a Taylor Swift tour run right now.

02:19:27 - 02:19:28 | Speaker 2:

Oh, yeah, we're watching.

02:19:29 - 02:19:52 | Speaker 4:

You're seeing it as well. No, he literally, it started off with, I didn't want to address it. I didn't want to address it. I wasn't going to address it. But since the video came out, I feel the need to address it. Are you kidding me? If there's one person that couldn't wait to the video to drop so you can address it, this is your ass. Like, seriously.

02:19:53 - 02:20:25 | Speaker 1:

Stephen Smith had commented that Bronny was not ready to play in the NBA. That's what upset LeBron in the first place. He said that Smith got personal. with his criticism of Bronny. It became LeBron's job to protect my damn household and protect the players. Hours after LeBron appeared on Pet McAfee's show, Stephen A. Smith fired back on his YouTube channel saying, I just want to say for the record, LeBron James is full of it. And in this particular instance, as it pertains to his son, he has a liar and he went on national television and he lied again. He went on to say that he's ready to fight LeBron if things get physical.

02:20:26 - 02:20:29 | Speaker 2:

Because had that man put his hands on me, I would have immediately swung on him.

02:20:30 - 02:20:51 | Speaker 3:

Immediately. Hilarious. If you go to LeBron's Instagram, because LeBron is having a ton of fun with this, I'm not sure if it's on the main page or if it's on his story, but he has shown video that's been out there for a while of Stephen A. Smith working on his swing. And if you look at his uppercut, it's laughable that he would try to punch LeBron.

02:20:52 - 02:20:59 | Speaker 1:

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02:20:59 - 02:21:00 | Speaker 3:

Great Dirty, Megan!

02:21:04 - 02:21:16 | Speaker 2:

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02:21:29 - 02:22:46 | Speaker 4:

mojo in the morning this happened to me like a week or so ago i don't even know maybe two weeks ago i don't know i can't put it together but i was having a conversation with friends about this because we were talking about whether or not we should go back and eat there and try this but there's a place by my house that i love and they're known for as far as i'm concerned they're nachos i love their nachos but to others they are known for they're all you can eat crab legs like these crab legs are like love supposedly the deal and everybody goes there and they eat like they are on the you know about to get put in the electric chair you know like they're just going crazy and i went there one time and I and I shouldn't call out my friend but I went out I went with him he's a buddy he's a really good buddy he must have ordered 15 of the freaking orders like it got to a point where Kelly the waitress was like are you sure like she was like is it all you can eat it's all you can eat it's all you can eat crab legs and it was to me it's the funniest thing is they do all you can

02:22:46 - 02:22:51 | Speaker 3:

crab legs that comes with a salad i think that's the funniest why you say that crab legs is healthy

02:22:51 - 02:24:53 | Speaker 4:

right no but it's funny when the crab it's all you can eat crab legs like you're going to eat so many crab legs that your hands are going to like freeze i it's something happens to you i think that your your joints start hurting you because you're eating so much but they give you a salad a little teeny dinner salad with it with croutons and stuff on it and would you like a choice of ranch or you know whatever but um my buddy ate so many that kelly was like i'm gonna get the number for the, uh, the fire department here. Cause this guy's going to be in Beaumont tonight. It was funny. So long story short, and I bring this up, not for that reason of just talking about, you know, the, the food, but it's the type of food. And I found this to be very interesting. There was another couple that was sitting at a table and they were probably, I'm guessing at 30. Okay. And they were cute couple and they looked like they were on a date with each other. Like they looked like they were kind of like at first or second time out with each other. And I'm like, Oh, this is cute. Cute couples going. And then I realized, Oh, Kelly did the whole setup with the bowl and the little thing that the nutcracker. And I'm like, they ordered all you can eat crab legs on a date. Oh, I'm so invested when I realized it's like a first or second date. I can't stop watching. It's wild. And I'm watching these guys and they're about to eat and this guy's going at it and she's trying to figure out how to crack the bone and it's all and then it got me thinking and this is where my friend came into play yesterday when I was telling him the story about this foods you can't eat seductively and what I mean is if you go on a date you can't order these foods because it's never going to lead to you guys ever after the date's over with doing anything other than yeah it's not the bonka chihuahua is not happening right right when you got to use wet wipes at the end of a date so i came up with i came up with a top five list can i do my top five this is my top five here right now hold on my top five uh this reminds me of the david letterman i literally was thinking of that i miss him so much remember

02:24:53 - 02:24:59 | Speaker 1:

that top ten list he's smoking weed and growing beards no my dad sends out top ten lists David Letterman style all the time.

02:24:59 - 02:25:00 | Speaker 4:

It's the best.

02:25:00 - 02:25:11 | Speaker 2:

All right, here you go. Here are the five food items that you can't eat sexy. Coming in at number five, a Caesar salad. You can't do a Caesar salad sexy.

02:25:11 - 02:25:15 | Speaker 4:

You're right, unless you cut it up and you make it very small bites.

02:25:15 - 02:25:16 | Speaker 2:

Definitely got to be chopped.

02:25:16 - 02:25:16 | Speaker 4:

Yeah.

02:25:16 - 02:25:26 | Speaker 2:

Coming in at number four, ribs. You can't do ribs. I just worry. Unless it's a phallic thing and you're talking about the bones.

02:25:26 - 02:25:27 | Speaker 4:

Sucking on a bone.

02:25:28 - 02:25:48 | Speaker 2:

Yeah. Oh, get that as a drop for me, Zach, will you please? Shannon's saying that. Coming in at number three, any type of lobster or crab legs or any other stuff. Anything that you're wearing a bib and you're not sexy. You know what I mean? They give you a bib, it's bad. Number two, a burger. Yes.

02:25:49 - 02:25:56 | Speaker 4:

I'm happy that's made the list. If you're eating something and crap plops out the other end, it is not seductive.

02:25:56 - 02:26:07 | Speaker 2:

It's not good. And number one of the items that I feel like you cannot eat seductively or sexy or order on a date, hard shell tacos.

02:26:07 - 02:26:08 | Speaker 1:

Oh, I was going to say tacos.

02:26:08 - 02:26:22 | Speaker 2:

Yes. You can't. No, you can't eat hard shell tacos. The reason, you crack into that damn thing. First off, and I should have put sushi on here because I've eaten with Megan and she has literally, watch her eat sushi.

02:26:22 - 02:26:26 | Speaker 3:

How do you eat sushi? I don't know. I'd love for you to clarify.

02:26:26 - 02:26:31 | Speaker 2:

She bites the sushi. You're supposed to eat it whole. When I ate sushi with you.

02:26:31 - 02:26:50 | Speaker 3:

Oh, my God. Truly, though, yes, he is right about this. Remember, it was that social media post where the piece of fish was like, I'm not kidding you, like 10 inches long. Like, it was so, if I would have put the whole thing on my mouth, I would have choked. I would have died, for sure. That's what she said. But that's not how I normally eat sushi.

02:26:50 - 02:26:58 | Speaker 2:

When Megan was eating, I actually had to stop the thing because the lady that works at Sushi Samurai was like, you can't bite into that.

02:26:59 - 02:27:00 | Speaker 4:

Okay, so I think you missed one.

02:27:00 - 02:27:01 | Speaker 2:

What?

02:27:01 - 02:27:11 | Speaker 4:

And maybe the tacos, maybe your number one could fall into this category. Anything that you have to tilt your head to eat, to me, is not seductive.

02:27:11 - 02:27:12 | Speaker 2:

What would be a tilt your head one?

02:27:12 - 02:27:13 | Speaker 4:

The taco. The taco.

02:27:14 - 02:27:16 | Speaker 2:

Christina, are you there? Hi.

02:27:17 - 02:27:22 | Speaker 3:

Yes, I was going to say sushi too. Hey. Hey. Because you have to put the whole thing in your mouth.

02:27:22 - 02:27:23 | Speaker 2:

Yes.

02:27:23 - 02:27:26 | Speaker 3:

But I actually, I don't think sushi is that bad.

02:27:27 - 02:27:28 | Speaker 2:

Oh, yeah.

02:27:28 - 02:27:31 | Speaker 4:

Like, if you get a big piece, you can't take half a bite, you know?

02:27:31 - 02:27:50 | Speaker 2:

The other thing, too, Christina, and this is something that people don't think about. If you eat sushi on a first date, do you really want to kiss that guy when you're in the parking lot or wherever with fish breath? Like, do you want to smell like tuna? You know what I mean?

02:27:51 - 02:27:52 | Speaker 4:

Probably not.

02:27:53 - 02:28:05 | Speaker 2:

yeah so i always say that that like i think you got to find something that i don't know taste and smells and you know is easy to eat i don't know all that stuff what is a desired first date

02:28:05 - 02:28:11 | Speaker 4:

food then um like what's chicken and rice and vegetables yeah i don't you know what like steak

02:28:11 - 02:28:21 | Speaker 2:

something you could cut up small or like or maybe tepon or something like that or like i don't know like the what is that like the uh they cook in front of you like they how they cook and You can chop it all off.

02:28:22 - 02:28:24 | Speaker 4:

Then you smell like that for the next 10 days.

02:28:24 - 02:28:28 | Speaker 2:

No, that's not a good one. Plus, you're not really seeing them. You're not looking at them, right?

02:28:28 - 02:28:34 | Speaker 4:

And I don't want to try to catch the peeing boys' sake with my new date next time.

02:28:34 - 02:28:49 | Speaker 1:

I'm going to be honest with you, man. I don't know what's worse. People who eat sloppily, or people who try to eat like they're too cute to eat. To me, that's annoying. I don't like you trying to look perfect and trying to dice up your food and trying to look all cool. You look dumb to me.

02:28:49 - 02:29:00 | Speaker 2:

I hate when you go out and the girl doesn't eat. She asks for it to be brought home because you know she's going on the way home and stopping the drive-thru.

02:29:00 - 02:29:12 | Speaker 3:

It's smashing. Yeah, but sometimes that's on you. I say this every time Mojo and I go out to eat. He interviews me the whole time, so I'm talking. He eats his entire meal, and then he's ready to go. So I'm eating in the car on the way home.

02:29:13 - 02:29:29 | Speaker 2:

Well, I do do that. What I do is I ask very in-depth questions, which requires you to give a long answer. And then you eat. Yeah. I went to lunch yesterday with Lydia, which, by the way, shout out to Louie's Ham and Corned Beef. Is that what the name of that place was?

02:29:29 - 02:29:31 | Speaker 4:

Oh, is that over here right on the corner?

02:29:31 - 02:29:36 | Speaker 2:

It was. Seriously? Bottom McDonald's. I found a new favorite here in the neighborhood. Really? It was great. Honestly, it was great.

02:29:36 - 02:29:39 | Speaker 4:

Do they get the corned beef from across the street?

02:29:39 - 02:29:48 | Speaker 2:

No, not from across the street, but from the place next door, the Piggly Wiggly or something like that or the piggy something but it's really good it's honestly incredible uh amanda what's up

02:29:48 - 02:29:55 | Speaker 1:

it's mojo in the morning hi hi good afternoon good morning actually chicken wings chicken wings

02:30:00 - 02:30:06 | Speaker 4:

You can't go to B-dubs and have a date at B-dubs. Why, bro? Smash. Boneless is okay.

02:30:06 - 02:30:08 | Speaker 5:

No, bone ends are easy.

02:30:08 - 02:30:10 | Speaker 2:

Really? Yes. Unless you're just seasoned.

02:30:11 - 02:30:17 | Speaker 5:

No, you take off the wing part, right? The part that doesn't have any real meat on it, and then you twist one of the bones out, and then you peel the meat off the other bone.

02:30:17 - 02:30:19 | Speaker 3:

It's easy. You better bite that. Oh, snap.

02:30:20 - 02:30:20 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, I don't know.

02:30:20 - 02:30:21 | Speaker 5:

You're going to eat it all in one bite.

02:30:22 - 02:30:29 | Speaker 4:

What is that one song? She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone. Isn't there like a, oh, what's his name?

02:30:29 - 02:30:32 | Speaker 5:

What is that song? What's his name? I don't. Yeah, play that song.

02:30:32 - 02:30:44 | Speaker 3:

I have no idea what you guys are talking about. Miguel got a song. No, wait. It's like, she don't eat me, but she's vegan tonight. She's vegan, but she's going to eat near a month. Oh, are you talking about this?

02:30:44 - 02:30:45 | Speaker 5:

Wait, is this real new age girl?

02:30:45 - 02:30:46 | Speaker 3:

New age girl. Dead Eye Dick.

02:30:46 - 02:30:52 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, Dead Eye Dick. Krista, what's up? No. Hi, first time, long time.

02:30:52 - 02:30:54 | Speaker 3:

Hey, Mr. Miss on the phone.

02:30:56 - 02:31:11 | Speaker 2:

What's going on? I love it. So popcorn, you can't eat popcorn on a first date. You know, you go to the movies. One kernel at a time, and then you're in, you know, six, seven months later, you can just shove that right down your throat. Like, you just can't on that first date.

02:31:12 - 02:31:15 | Speaker 4:

And the funny thing is that you get stuff in your teeth, too, right?

02:31:16 - 02:31:17 | Speaker 2:

Oh, that's true.

02:31:17 - 02:31:17 | Speaker 5:

Yeah.

02:31:17 - 02:31:23 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, that's actually an interesting thing to have happen. You need to have, like, those pics with you.

02:31:24 - 02:31:25 | Speaker 5:

Yeah. Yeah.

02:31:25 - 02:31:29 | Speaker 3:

It sounds like going to dinner or anywhere to eat on the first date is off limits.

02:31:29 - 02:31:37 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, it's like everybody here is saying, I can't scarf down food cute, so I can't eat it. No, you can eat popcorn. You just can't shovel it in like a normal human being.

02:31:37 - 02:31:49 | Speaker 4:

That's not how I eat, though. What's going on, Vinny? How you doing, Vinny? Hey, what's up, my man? What's up, buddy? We're talking about foods you cannot eat seductively.

02:31:50 - 02:32:17 | Speaker 6:

Well, it goes both ways. This way with the crawfish. Man, I used to eat crawfish, took the heads off them, and be at the restaurant. And this one lady at one time stopped in the middle of the table, had a date. And I like to take my first dates when I'm eating crawfish. And the lady stopped at the head of the table. She said, girl, you're a lucky girl.

02:32:18 - 02:32:35 | Speaker 4:

By the way, she knew that you were going to get some crawfish later that night. Is crawfish, by the way, can I be honest with you? Is crawfish a black people food? It's a soft food. Because I don't know any many white people that eat crawfish.

02:32:35 - 02:32:38 | Speaker 3:

Them white boys down in the bayou, they tearing up them crawfish. They do? Okay.

02:32:39 - 02:32:41 | Speaker 6:

They care, yeah, they love that, yeah.

02:32:41 - 02:32:46 | Speaker 5:

When you do a seafood boil, don't you usually have crawfish in there? You can. Oh, yeah.

02:32:46 - 02:32:55 | Speaker 4:

I don't know if I've ever even ordered crawfish before. I don't think I've ever had it. they're good um shauna hi what is the food that you can't eat seductively

02:32:55 - 02:33:04 | Speaker 5:

i think coney dogs you cannot eat coney dogs also why are you doing that to yourself on a date

02:33:04 - 02:33:15 | Speaker 1:

yeah coney dog like you can't i don't have a personal experience but you definitely can't from a girl or a guy neither one it can be seductive yeah at all you're gonna smell like

02:33:15 - 02:33:26 | Speaker 4:

a coney dog too plus if you order the coney dog wrong and you don't order the coney dog with mustard and onions on it you know i'm not judging yeah uh this is a soup soup is one

02:33:26 - 02:33:32 | Speaker 3:

if you're a slurper ordering soup what if you're getting high and order soup a lot on a date yeah

02:33:32 - 02:33:48 | Speaker 5:

where y'all going yeah could you imagine if somebody was making noises when they eat their soup is that heavy no i will say french onion if you have that like large layer of cheese you can't do that no but i think if you've got like minestrone but you're right though the french

02:33:48 - 02:33:57 | Speaker 4:

Why is it that one time you feel like it's like, I don't know, it's the guy at the circus pulling out the handkerchief out of his mouth.

02:33:57 - 02:34:01 | Speaker 5:

There is something about the cheese specifically in that soup that just will not tear apart.

02:34:02 - 02:34:03 | Speaker 4:

But it's so good. I love it.

02:34:03 - 02:34:08 | Speaker 6:

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02:34:11 - 02:36:15 | Speaker 3:

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02:36:23 - 02:36:24 | Speaker 1:

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02:36:28 - 02:37:12 | Speaker 4:

mojo in the morning mojo shannon megan mike kev kp lydia and zach it is good to have you guys listening to us on channel 955 104.5 snx and 92.5 kiss fm uh shannon uh this is a good time i think you can talk about this because i don't think there are new there are new kids that are listening this early in the morning sleeping i hope so but here's the story this is going to be something here that we may actually get a little dirty with and if you are somebody that doesn't like the dirty i suggest that you just deal with it okay what do you got i like that warning okay so my

02:37:12 - 02:37:57 | Speaker 1:

question is what is your move do you have a move to let your partner know that it is game on and we were talking about this yesterday because Wes said that I absolutely have a move and he's right by the way uh it's kind of passive aggressive but he has come to know that that is my sign you're talking about sex that it is on okay so here's what it is we'll get into bed we'll spoon for a minute he'll wrap his arms around me and I will wiggle my butt like into his body kind of in an attempt to get cozy but also to let him know no it's the butt wiggle i knew it the butt wiggle

02:37:57 - 02:38:07 | Speaker 2:

is the sign you knew it that shannon does this or what i knew that i knew that it was a thing and i just never asked about it yeah does ally do it yes she does yes every girl does it yeah

02:38:07 - 02:38:14 | Speaker 4:

it's the butt wiggle are you wiggling it touching his uh his yeah like kind of sort of rubbing

02:38:14 - 02:38:22 | Speaker 1:

oh okay you know but like like oh i'm so cozy but also i want you right now really yeah so

02:38:22 - 02:38:40 | Speaker 4:

basically you're trying to get him excited yes that's exactly your goal your goal is to do that have you ever done the butt wiggle and then just went to bed just to say screw you no but i'm giving you some blue balls tonight one time i was really uncomfortable i was trying to readjust

02:38:41 - 02:38:43 | Speaker 5:

And I moved my hips, and he was like, yeah. And I was like, no, no, no, no.

02:38:44 - 02:38:52 | Speaker 2:

It's not the butt wiggle. How do you determine if it's the butt wiggle or, like, she really wants to just, or you guys really want to just snuggle? No.

02:38:52 - 02:39:05 | Speaker 1:

If I really want to snuggle, I will face him and, like, put my head in that little nook underneath, like, or on top of his shoulder, like, in his neck. Do you know what I mean? The butt wiggle is very strategic, Mike.

02:39:05 - 02:39:05 | Speaker 2:

Okay.

02:39:06 - 02:39:07 | Speaker 1:

There's also, there's, okay.

02:39:08 - 02:39:19 | Speaker 5:

There's the butt wiggle versus, like, the shoulder shrug when you kind of cave your upper back in. That's cuddling. Yes. When you, like, bust, when you arch the back, that's the butt wiggle.

02:39:20 - 02:39:26 | Speaker 3:

Okay. It's like a bed twerk. Toot it up a little bit. Scoot back and toot.

02:39:26 - 02:39:28 | Speaker 1:

Yeah. And toot?

02:39:28 - 02:39:29 | Speaker 3:

And toot.

02:39:29 - 02:39:30 | Speaker 1:

There's no toot.

02:39:30 - 02:39:57 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, you're high. I was going to say. Yeah. That would kill it. Don't. Do you have a move? 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. What is your move? My thing that I have said is that if I know that Chelsea takes a shower, then I know there's a very good chance that she'll be clean going to bed.

02:39:58 - 02:39:59 | Speaker 1:

That's a good one, though.

02:40:00 - 02:40:02 | Speaker 7:

Like, I'm showering for a reason.

02:40:02 - 02:40:20 | Speaker 4:

Like, if Chelsea says, so if Chelsea says, oh, my God, I'm so disgusting, you know, whatever, she'll do the whole thing where she's like, felt like she's like, but I'm so tired, I'm not going to take a shower. It's like, all right, good night. I'll see you later. I don't even attempt. At that point right there, it's like sign off and move on.

02:40:20 - 02:40:52 | Speaker 7:

So my girlfriend, Andrea, I've talked about her before. Her husband knows that if she's wearing the elephant pajamas, it's game off. like the elephant pajamas are her safe pajamas and it's her way of saying to him it's not nothing's happening tonight i'm just tired i want to go to bed and there is a husband on tiktok she just sent it to me that every single day rates whether or not he's going to have sex based on what his wife walks past him from the bathroom to the bed wearing that evening wow based on her pajama choice he's like yep it's happening and he'll get up and run do you have or he'll just sit there

02:40:52 - 02:41:06 | Speaker 4:

do you have special ones like do you have ones that you just will not have sex in like there's pajamas that are just like no these are the comfy ones i'm not gonna do that you just you don't have any special ones because that is actually a really good one though like if you know that they're

02:41:06 - 02:41:23 | Speaker 7:

putting on something the elephant pajamas are a big no but nothing's happening for her it's like an elephant they're literally like the like i call them the old man's pajamas and they just have little elephants all over him and she wears them you know what's going on maria hello hi what's

02:41:23 - 02:41:30 | Speaker 1:

what's your move so i also do the butt wiggle but i also will bite his lip or lick his lip

02:41:30 - 02:41:42 | Speaker 4:

oh so when you're giving a good night kiss if you bite the lip or lick his lip it's time for him to do a little bit more like that yes that is kind of hot have you ever bitten so hard that it

02:41:42 - 02:41:52 | Speaker 1:

actually caused for any blood yes a little bruising you know what guys don't mind getting

02:41:52 - 02:42:36 | Speaker 4:

bruised if there's something that rewards them afterwards you know by the way have you ever pushed up against uh west so much that you actually racked him that i would you racked him you hit him so so hard or you know got him so hard with the booty that his his balls uh started hurting them i don't know i'll ask them you ever have that it's like racking the balls basically yeah it hurts a little bit sometimes you got to be careful with uh how hard you press against especially if you're not ready for it you know what i mean i still wouldn't get it even if she did that i mean at that point right there even if you were hurt you would you would pretend right you'd be all all about it pam what's going on what's your move pam hey well actually i was

02:42:36 - 02:42:42 | Speaker 6:

trying to tell you that the butt wiggle Shannon talked about is called pressing pressing pressing

02:42:42 - 02:42:49 | Speaker 3:

it's a whole thing they probably got a group chat that's what we call it right yeah the pressing so

02:42:49 - 02:42:54 | Speaker 4:

tell me what goes else with pressing do you when after you do the pressing do you do anything else

02:42:54 - 02:43:02 | Speaker 6:

after that I mean that's just like the signal my move though is a knee between the legs oh okay

02:43:02 - 02:43:11 | Speaker 4:

Can I ask the question Why is it that the women always are the ones That get the move Why is it that the guys don't get the opportunity To give a move

02:43:11 - 02:43:29 | Speaker 7:

No there's a guy move That was part of the conversation yesterday When Wes was like you totally have a move And it's this little butt wiggle And he's like wait a second what's my move I go you just jump on top of me It's very obvious You literally just jump on top of me

02:43:29 - 02:43:35 | Speaker 3:

Yeah like you do You get a hug from the back a little bit. You hug your lady from the back, push up one a little bit.

02:43:35 - 02:43:35 | Speaker 4:

Yeah.

02:43:36 - 02:43:37 | Speaker 3:

Kiss her shoulder, kiss her neck.

02:43:37 - 02:43:43 | Speaker 4:

And then she says, what are you doing? And you try it again.

02:43:43 - 02:43:54 | Speaker 2:

But why do guys do the worst back rubs in the entire world? Oh, my God. They never feel good. They are painful. And y'all just squeeze our shoulders. Like, this is not doing it. So you got to go for the foot rub.

02:43:55 - 02:44:02 | Speaker 4:

Chelsea says that I rub like three things, and then all of a sudden. And then all of a sudden, I'm like, I got a moaner or something.

02:44:05 - 02:44:06 | Speaker 2:

Oh, my God.

02:44:07 - 02:44:09 | Speaker 4:

Hannah, what is your move?

02:44:11 - 02:44:28 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, what I normally would do is I would struggle with him. Obviously, I'd lay my head on his shoulder. But then I would rub his stomach below the belly button. And then that is when he would know it's ready.

02:44:28 - 02:44:32 | Speaker 4:

And you know what? That is the thing. So you rub his belly.

02:44:32 - 02:44:33 | Speaker 3:

No, no, no.

02:44:33 - 02:44:47 | Speaker 4:

Under. Under the belly. Under. What if he had a really big dinner that night? Does he ever say to you, uh-oh, don't do that? Because sometimes that rub spurs on some things.

02:44:48 - 02:44:50 | Speaker 5:

No, that's never happened.

02:44:50 - 02:44:55 | Speaker 4:

I like it. Do you ever, by the way, also have the move be not have a big dinner that night?

02:44:55 - 02:44:57 | Speaker 5:

Because honestly, I will say this to you.

02:44:57 - 02:44:59 | Speaker 4:

If you're going to go do Dickie's barbecue,

02:45:00 - 02:45:09 | Speaker 3:

You're not going to be going. You're not getting Dickies. You're not getting Dickies, yes. Dickies doesn't equal Dickies. What's going on, Brittany? How are you?

02:45:10 - 02:45:11 | Speaker 2:

I'm good. How are you?

02:45:12 - 02:45:14 | Speaker 3:

Fantastic. We're talking about the move. What's yours?

02:45:15 - 02:45:25 | Speaker 2:

So it's not my move. It's actually my husband's. He'll do this thing where he'll walk right past me, and he'll blow on the back of my neck. And the minute he does that, I know he's ready.

02:45:25 - 02:45:28 | Speaker 3:

Can you do it? I imagine it's not a hard blow.

02:45:28 - 02:45:34 | Speaker 2:

Can you do the blow? Is it like that? It's just a soft little blow just enough to feel it.

02:45:34 - 02:45:36 | Speaker 3:

So just a, like something like that?

02:45:36 - 02:45:37 | Speaker 2:

Yep. Yep.

02:45:38 - 02:45:44 | Speaker 3:

Wow. Well, could you imagine if you tried that? If you tried that? Chelsea would be like, use mouthwash.

02:45:45 - 02:45:46 | Unknown:

What are you doing?

02:45:47 - 02:46:08 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, I know. Actually, I think we should, Mike, we should go home and you with Allie, me with Chelsea, our wives. We should try these things and just have, we don't even need to have video of this. We need to have just audio of what their reaction is to us just doing these random things. It'll probably be like what Shannon just did, trying to swat it. She thought it was like a fly or something. What's up, John? How you doing?

02:46:09 - 02:46:10 | Speaker 4:

Not so bad yourself?

02:46:10 - 02:46:13 | Speaker 3:

We're doing okay, John. We're talking about the moves this morning.

02:46:15 - 02:46:49 | Speaker 4:

Well, this wasn't really my... I had an ex that even if she wasn't in the mood, She had a certain spot that I could kiss right by her shoulder blade and spine area that I could get her going without any problems. And then, well, her move, because we were in our early 20s at that time. And we'd go out all the time. When we'd go to the bar, if I went to the table and she had a shot of tequila, I knew what she wanted that night.

02:46:49 - 02:46:52 | Speaker 3:

Yes. Tequila makes your clothes come off, right? That's true.

02:46:54 - 02:47:00 | Speaker 4:

Oh, yeah. And I'm Latin, so it really gets my motor really going. That's right. My motor.

02:47:01 - 02:47:13 | Speaker 3:

Vroom, vroom. It's going. You know what? I actually like that, John, you were willing to share this with us. You don't think that she's listening right now, knowing that you're sharing your deep secret.

02:47:14 - 02:47:19 | Speaker 4:

Well, she might be, but I think she's at work as well. Say hi to her, John.

02:47:20 - 02:47:20 | Speaker 3:

Say hi to her.

02:47:22 - 02:47:22 | Speaker 4:

Hello.

02:47:23 - 02:47:23 | Speaker 3:

Hello.

02:47:25 - 02:47:29 | Speaker 4:

Oh, my God. I'm out on the radio. You know who she is. Keep that romance alive.

02:47:29 - 02:47:36 | Speaker 3:

John, stop off at your favorite party store on your way home and get yourself some Casamigos or some green flint tequila, okay?

02:47:38 - 02:47:38 | Speaker 4:

Patron.

02:47:39 - 02:47:45 | Speaker 3:

Patron is yours, okay. All right. Brayon. Yeah, all right. We'll see you, John. Take care of yourself.

02:47:46 - 02:47:47 | Speaker 4:

Have a good one.

02:47:47 - 02:47:48 | Speaker 3:

All right, we'll see you.

02:47:48 - 02:48:01 | Speaker 4:

The only person nicer than a guy trying to sleep with you is a guy trying to sleep with you for the first time. This is Mojo in the Morning. The only thing Michigan and Ohio can agree on. Mojo in the Morning.

02:48:02 - 02:48:09 | Speaker 3:

It's Mojo in the Morning show. Shannon almost pooped her pants this morning because she thought somebody was robbing her house.

02:48:09 - 02:49:21 | Speaker 1:

That is absolutely a true story. I actually got out of bed. It was like 2.20 this morning. And I heard, I am such a light sleeper. sometimes and I heard like a car pull up in my driveway and a car door shut and I was like oh uh-uh so I woke up last and I was like hey did you lock your car I don't I can't remember if I locked mine because it is a popular thing in my neighborhood that like people go through cars and you know whatever so I got up out of bed I peeled back my shade to look outside and sure enough there's a white car in my driveway somebody's in the driver's seat passenger door totally open but passenger seat is empty and so I'm looking to see if they're going through my car or Wes's car or my stepson's car. My heart is beating so hard and then I see a guy like walk down the steps from the side of my house. It was an Amazon delivery. My new in-ears that I ordered yesterday during the show came very quickly at 220 this morning. I hate that they don't have Amazon trucks when they're doing the middle of the night stuff it scares the crap out of me no marker on this car and the only reason i knew it was amazon was because he was wearing an amazon hat you can't

02:49:21 - 02:49:59 | Speaker 3:

even trust that these days i know it could be a halloween costume i i don't like it i actually got scared taking the garbage out one morning in the middle of the night like like what happened with you actually was getting up for the show for something in the morning and uh had the guy like running across my driveway scared the crap out of me yeah but the worst the worst is that they don't drive an amazon vehicle or the vehicle doesn't look like it's an amazon vehicle and it's so dark you don't know that they're an amazon i'm i'm shocked that those people don't like come across either dogs or or worse than that

02:50:00 - 02:50:15 | Speaker 2:

with a gun they do all the time yeah there's videos of it all of the time especially when they're in the unmarked cars and they're in like uh there was one recently in a gated community wow and the guy was like look at my car it's filled with amazon packages like here is my

02:50:15 - 02:50:40 | Speaker 3:

delivery app they gotta give them like placards stickers or something like the dominoes like magnet on the top yeah even an uber driver even an uber driver has the little like glow-up thing in a car um that's interesting that's interesting uh scared the crap out of me yeah that and by the way i don't know are you a big order from oh my god are you yeah well i mean i i order from amazon

02:50:40 - 02:52:09 | Speaker 1:

entirely way too much and it's actually i wouldn't say it's an issue between wes and i but we had the conversation over the weekend about we're finally having this conversation several months after being married which is not smart i understand this about our finances and how we're gonna do like the mortgage and are we going to share a checking account and credit cards and we had touched on all of that stuff before we got married but we were like okay we're kind of aligned we'll figure it out and make it official later so over the weekend we had that conversation and one of the things that we talked about was different places where we could save some money so like we both don't need a youtube tv account which we both have we both don't need a costco account because we can share one we both don't need like you know different music okay like yeah we can combine the family plan or something yeah so one of them i was like oh well we both have an amazon prime membership we can just merge them and only have one he was real quick to disagree with me and he was like i think it is worth the money to just keep our own amazon accounts and he's like for surprise purposes he's like i don't want to toggle the credit cards back and forth because we're keeping our separate cards we did decide on that and he's like and i also don't want to get the notifications from your hundred different purchases a week when i already get all of my own and i was like well you can turn off the notifications let's save some money and just share a prime membership refuses i'm with him i call bs on this what is he hiding people uh hemorrhoid

02:52:09 - 02:52:27 | Speaker 2:

cream there was a viral video a long time megan i can't sit with you i have hemorrhoids and it like turns into like an edm song and it's been stuck in my head for weeks why why would this

02:52:27 - 02:52:37 | Speaker 3:

that is interesting west does not want to share an amazon account oh not just not what he is refusing i get the idea that he can't really surprise you with stuff but then he'll just

02:52:37 - 02:52:42 | Speaker 1:

have to buy it from other places than amazon but i'm not going through and like look oh yeah you

02:52:42 - 02:52:47 | Speaker 3:

will you are you are not you're a woman come on exactly do you want to know what he buys on amazon

02:52:47 - 02:52:57 | Speaker 1:

he buys like workout crap and adapters for his electric razor and just like he buys dirty tech

02:52:57 - 02:53:01 | Speaker 3:

stuff that i do not care about that's just the stuff you know about shannon yeah quite honestly

02:53:01 - 02:53:25 | Speaker 1:

when an amazon package gets delivered to my house and it says west whitlam on it i'll leave it right on the porch you don't even bring it inside that's cruel unless it says shannon murphy i am not my god you get your own package it is not fun i get so excited when i see a package on the porch and then it says west and i'm like meh never mind and he knows i do it too uh 844 mojo live 844-665-6548

02:53:25 - 02:53:40 | Speaker 3:

thoughts on west not wanting to share an amazon account i'd love to know what you guys think about that hold on uh we got amazon driver foddy on with us he's one of those middle of the night drivers what's up faddy hi how are you we're doing good faddy do you ever do you ever scare

02:53:40 - 02:54:00 | Speaker 4:

the crap out of people in the middle of the night well both way i scare them they scare me because uh we work like third party amazon delivery and we have to use our car so that's why it's confusing sometimes because people having um yeah prime so we have to deliver the same day

02:54:01 - 02:54:08 | Speaker 3:

Fadi, have you ever encountered somebody that, you know, thought you were robbing them, like Shannon thought, that they were getting robbed last night?

02:54:09 - 02:54:16 | Speaker 4:

Yes. So last time I was delivering a package, and a lady coming running with a baseball bat.

02:54:16 - 02:54:22 | Speaker 3:

Oh, baseball bat. I love how he says it. Yeah. She came running with a baseball bat to hit you?

02:54:23 - 02:54:29 | Speaker 4:

Yeah. He was like, I'm on Amazon. And she started laughing, and we were talking. She said, I'm scared so bad.

02:54:30 - 02:54:41 | Speaker 3:

What town was she in? Because that's a Warren woman right there. There ain't no way that you're walking out with a baseball. I knew it. I'm telling you, shout out to Warren. The ladies in Warren don't play.

02:54:41 - 02:54:45 | Speaker 2:

I love that she laughed. Like, ha-ha, almost assaulted you. Isn't that crazy?

02:54:45 - 02:54:56 | Speaker 3:

Yeah. By the way, that is a woman that is definitely more protective of her home than I would be. I'd be like, Chelsea, go outside. Somebody's out there. That's nuts.

02:54:56 - 02:54:56 | Speaker 4:

Oh, my God.

02:54:57 - 02:54:58 | Speaker 3:

Hey, we love you, Foddy. Take care of yourself.

02:54:58 - 02:54:59 | Speaker 4:

Oh, we love you, too.

02:55:00 - 02:55:01 | Speaker 5:

What's up, Brittany? How you doing?

02:55:02 - 02:55:23 | Speaker 7:

Hi, good morning, Mojo. What's going on? So I totally agree with Wes and Shannon. I think that they should keep it separate because what if they have like an anniversary gift or a birthday party, or I'm sorry, a birthday gift, and, you know, girls like to be soupy, and I totally agree with you on that. Like, I would, you know, be so curious, and I feel like it would give it away.

02:55:24 - 02:55:25 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, Shannon, you know Shannon.

02:55:25 - 02:55:26 | Speaker 6:

I think it's suspicious.

02:55:26 - 02:55:52 | Speaker 7:

she has not bought me one surprise from amazon mojo coral wants to ask you something and i know this is a long shot but she really wants to ask you here it comes here it comes she has been wanting to go to jelly roll all week oh my well then you got to get come in here britney and let me smell your belly hole mine doesn't smell better i'm sorry it's it smell

02:55:52 - 02:56:03 | Speaker 5:

your hole for jelly roll we're doing it tomorrow if you want to be part of it i'll put you on hold okay all right all right hold on a second by the way it's weird to say that to a mom with her kid

02:56:03 - 02:56:27 | Speaker 8:

on the phone tara what's up she started hi hi guys good morning what's going on i wanted to tell shannon that she could keep one amazon account but west could become a household member you have two separate logins you just pay one prime fee you don't see any purchases you don't get any notifications we do i do that with my husband oh okay but does is there an advantage

02:56:27 - 02:56:31 | Speaker 5:

because shannon will never let him have an advantage over her oh i just don't want to pay

02:56:31 - 02:56:37 | Speaker 6:

for two prime memberships it's like wasting money does he get special treatment if he gets special

02:56:37 - 02:56:44 | Speaker 5:

treatment and it's all over she's not allowing this shelby what's going on hi good morning hey What's happening?

02:56:45 - 02:56:56 | Speaker 6:

Well, first time caller, long time listener. Yeah, Shelby's on the phone. I remember listening to you guys when I was, like, on my way to first grade. Oh, my God.

02:56:56 - 02:56:59 | Speaker 5:

She's going to make me feel old. Go ahead. Tell your story.

02:56:59 - 02:57:01 | Speaker 2:

Back when Nixon was president.

02:57:01 - 02:57:20 | Speaker 6:

Okay, so I had, I didn't share an account with my ex-boyfriend, but I was just, like, wanting to order something, and he told me to use his, And I went to his recently purchased items, and he had purchased sex toys to his, like, mother of his child. And we had been together for over a year.

02:57:20 - 02:57:31 | Speaker 5:

Oh, my God. Oh, no. Oh, no. Wait, so that is an interesting thing. Maybe we should look into Wes's sex toys.

02:57:32 - 02:57:36 | Speaker 8:

As far as I know, he does not own any, but okay.

02:57:36 - 02:57:43 | Speaker 5:

By the way, yesterday on the show I learned how to make a homemade pocket pee Tried it last night It was amazing

02:57:43 - 02:57:46 | Speaker 2:

10 out of 10, we recommend

02:57:46 - 02:57:55 | Speaker 5:

I'm sorry I divert or digress I do a lot of dying Alright, we'll talk to you later, Shelby

02:57:55 - 02:57:56 | Speaker 6:

Bye

02:57:56 - 02:58:08 | Speaker 5:

That's unbelievable though, huh? He's stupid Although, you know what? The guy, hey You said this about 20 times yesterday to the girls that we can't yuck somebody's yum.

02:58:08 - 02:58:13 | Speaker 2:

I mean, if you're buying it, you're in a relationship, you're buying it for your child's, you know, your child's mother,

02:58:13 - 02:58:16 | Speaker 5:

who's not the woman you're in a relationship with. Don't be buying her sex toys.

02:58:17 - 02:58:26 | Speaker 2:

Or just go to lover's land. 20-plus years of idiocy and still going in Detroit, Toledo, and West Michigan.

02:58:26 - 02:58:28 | Speaker 7:

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