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Mojo.

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Mojo.

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Five, four, three, two, one.

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Ignition sequence start. Let me take y'all back to the beginning. This is it.

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All right, are you ready?

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You're listening to Mojo in the morning.

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You're a doo-doo hat.

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Showtime!

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here we go welcome to the mojo the mojo in the morning show this is the mojo Mojo in the morning show We have got your Mojo Mojo in the morning show Friday's on Mojo Mojo in the morning show This is the Mojo Mojo in the morning show Remix on Mojo Mojo in the morning show Kev's got the remix Mojo in the morning show It is Friday Mojo

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Here we go This is the Mojo in the morning show this is the mojo in the morning show this is the mojo in the morning show this is the mojo in the morning show all right it is mojo in the morning phone number is 844 mojo live 844-665-6548

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text is 95500. So yesterday I am driving home after I went and Chelsea and I went out and got lunch. We went and got some sushi. And then after sushi, I'm, you know, kind of leaving the sushi place and I'm driving home and I drive by the high school that's by our house in the middle school that's over there. And as I'm driving home, the school buses are all pulling out. You know, there's like a bajillion school buses. And when you get behind them, you're stuck for a while because you know there's a million of them and there's the kids that are in the back of the bus and i'm just sitting there paying attention to the road and listening to music and stuff and then i look up and i go i think that kid's flipping me off and there's a kid from one of the schools and it wasn't the high school so it was a younger kid and he's looking out the window at me and he's doing this to me he's like flipping me off and then double flipping me off give me double birds at that time and i'm like what did i do and i did one of these looks like me and he's I was like, yeah, you.

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Come on, did you get to it back? No.

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What did I do? Like you did something to a kid that deserved to get flipped off.

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I'm surprised you didn't do it back.

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Did you feel like you were at work?

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I kind of thought to myself, I'm like, this kid would be Megan's kid if Megan... had kids this is megan's kid or this would be megan when she was in school if you're new to

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the show i literally flip everybody up to the point where somebody left me an i love you sticky

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note with a middle finger on it so rude um but i'm like this is crazy i gotta follow this bus yeah so wait wait what i was set to turn i was supposed to turn on pontiac trail and i said i'm not turning on pontiac trail i'm gonna continue to follow because i'm gonna wait until that bus empties out and that little son of a bitch comes off at me i'm gonna be like what the heck's going on so i'm driving i'm following the bus it makes a stop in one of the neighborhoods i'm like i'm gonna drive around the neighborhood while the kid was on the back of the bus for a while and he's still flipping me off and he's probably wondering what's going on oh my god that's so funny but it got me it got me uh thinking to myself i remember when i was a kid on a bus we used to do bad bus things and i wanted to reminisce a little bit oh my god how many of you guys rode a bus because it seems like nowadays kids don't ride buses as much anymore like their parents drive them

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i was always the first and last stop it was awful me and my brother would sit on the bus for like an hour yeah we'd have to get to get to the bus stop so early and mama kp would get so mad if we missed the bus because i've never been a morning person ever my mom has to literally dump water on me to get me out of bed and i missed the bus and i remember crying all the way like mom i missed the bus she's like well you gotta find a way to get to school man she's by by the way she tough

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mom i like that uh jacob and joe used to complain that they were the first to get picked up in the morning and the last to get dropped off it made no sense but the bus driver did the route where our house was always and it would always screw them every single time your kids ride a bus don't

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yeah and lucy and smith their ride to school they're like the last stop on the way to school so it's a super quick ride but on the way home they get out of school at 3 45 roughly they don't get home till usually 4 25 isn't that crazy that's a long time they're on the bus for a really really really long time um mojo in the morning show we used to have a kid i will never forget and i won't say his name because i think he still lives in the area but he used to always put his bare butt and we had this bus driver named marianne and she was so sweet Sit down in your seat. Only to him because he was so bad.

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David, what's happening? It's Mojo in the morning. I got flipped off by the kid on the bus.

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Mojo, you got to flip him back. I drive truck around Toledo all day. I'm surprised my company hasn't gotten a call for me flipping kids off all the time. Oh, my God. If they're flipping me off, I'm giving them a double tall boy back. That's a double tall boy. I love you.

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What's going on, Jen? Hi, it's Mojo in the morning. Morning.

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so one of my favorite things to do is instead of flipping them off back I give them a thumbs down and just piss them off more

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just anger them a little bit like you don't know what the appropriate thing to do is

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I just lean up really close to the window and just give them a thumbs down and keep pointing down and they get pissed off

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my brother used to get kicked off of buses all the time and one of his things that he used to do was he would get off the bus early and on a winter day when there's still ice or snow on the ground, he would get off and then grab the back of the bumper of the bus and he would like, I don't know if it's called skeetching or skitching or whatever it is, he would grab on the back and he would have his feet touching the ground, sliding on the thing, being pulled by the bus. Well, the bus would be driving 45 miles an hour and my brother Bill's holding on to the back of the bus until the bus driver finally figures out what's going on. And then finally he got kicked off the bus and my poor mom, she's like battling cancer, had to drive him to and from school. all the time um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 texas 95500 a texter from 248 says mojo i know you live in west bloomfield i gotta tell you that could have been my kid my kid's one of those kids that

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flips people off all the time i never rode the bus unless it was like a field trip oh really and it was almost like the badder the kids got the further they were in the bus if you were in the

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Back of the bus, that's where the lit, all activities happen. Back of the kid bus kids would get moved to the front. They'd have special assigned seats in the front with their name. And the bus drivers, the bus driver would always call. Even if they were sitting in the front, somebody was doing something bad in the back, they'd be like, hey, look, come, oh, you're right there. Another one would come.

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What's up, Steven? Hi, it's Mojo in the morning.

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Hi, Mojo. I just wanted to say as a kid, what we would do is we'd have a sign that would say, help me. Like we're taking or something.

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Poor bus driver. Would you guys ever get pulled over by the cops to check out and make sure everything was okay?

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No, never got pulled over, but we did have cars that would kind of look at us funny like, what?

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What's going on?

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on reggie hi hey mojo i tell you man you got me over crying laughing i'm on my way to work you're gonna make me crash you need to slow down did you yeah look here man that same thing happened to me a little guy had kept doing the double fingers on me i'm like dude what is this little guy doing and my fiance is driving i said hold on get a little closer he just kept doing it i I put my pants down and mooned it. Hey, the little boy went and ducked down up under the back door like you don't want to look no more.

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Scarred for life.

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Oh, my God. What's going on, Richard? Hi.

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Hey, how's it going? Good morning, good morning. First time caller. Yeah. Richard's on the phone.

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What's happening? We're talking about being bad on the bus.

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um yeah i had uh my first uh one of my first sexual experiences was on the back of the school

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really oh wow wait well yeah like a it wasn't wait a second it wasn't uh you didn't have sex what did well i don't even want to ask you what you had well hands or other parts yeah Hands. Hands. Oh, he got the first handy. I like that. We had a kid at our school that did that, but solo.

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Yeah. And he got caught. Oh, no. His name was Zach. Yeah, you can do it solo. His name was Zach. We changed his name. You can guess what we changed his name to.

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No, Martin Van Hatton's Perks back in the high school. He was playing that trombone, huh?

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What's up, Dwayne? Hi.

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Hi, how are you?

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Good. What's going on?

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Well, I had to jump out of the emergency exit because my bus driver would not let me off. Oh, jeez. What?

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What did you do that they were cornering you on the bus?

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Well, I had a science seat in the front seat, you know, and then it was a substitute teacher, a bus driver, and I didn't put all the windows up, which I only put my window up, and they told me I couldn't get off, so I jumped out the emergency exit.

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Oh, my God. Was it a safe landing?

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Yes, it was.

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uh what's up tax hi hey how's it going there feller what's what's going on buddy it's good to have you back on what's going on not much man i was going through the city and this bus driver coming out it's a school bus little little kids and everything next thing i know i'll blow my horns like i could my angry horn and then the next thing i know the bus driver flips me off

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text text the driver so the bus driver was flipping you off not the kids on the bus were flipping you off that's amazing uh what's up cindy hi cindy cindy cindy the bus driver are you there uh-oh uh-oh is cindy okay she's dealing with a kid right now you think so sit your ass down do you ever yell that at the kids

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um i'll tell them to on their bum chum or keister meat sure that type of thing okay oh you do i like it yeah yeah if i get flipped off what i've been doing to do

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uh-oh your your phone's bad if you get flipped off what do you do i blow them a kiss oh there you go cindy the bus driver what time does the route start cindy

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I only have one school today So I don't start until 8 o'clock But normally I start I'm at the yard by 6.30

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Do you listen to Mojo in the morning on the bus Like do you have a radio that jams the show Oh yeah

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For my high schoolers always

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And they love it huh They like to listen

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Oh yeah Oh yeah That's cool

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No don't say it because we'll get in trouble I don't want to get pulled off the bus Yeah don't say it Are they good kids though

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Yeah

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That's awesome

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I have no problem with any of my kids.

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That's good. Well, that's good. You know what? I like the fact that you have us playing on there because at least they keep the noise down because they want to listen to whatever the heck's going on and see if the guy cheated and weren't the roses.

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That's how I listened in elementary school.

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Really? And middle school, yeah. Elementary school. That might be a little young. I know.

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I mean, I'm almost 25, so.

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Wow. By the way, shout out to the Lake Orion schools then.

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This is the Midwest's number one morning show. and that's kind of sad mojo in the morning mojo in the morning's dirty on the 30 first dirty

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on the last day megan what you gotta say man you know what's terrible we've been talking about

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gene hackman and his wife dying for weeks and i have another update for you that is just not good the bodies of gene hackman and his wife betsy are still unclaimed at a new mexico medical examiner's office now this is more than a month after their deaths hackman and his wife's bodies were found in their santa fe home back on february 26 remember they had passed weeks before they were found they

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Still on the New Mexico Medical Examiner's unclaimed descendants list as of Monday. Now, that list is updated each week, indicating that as of days ago, that they were still laying in the local morgue. Bodies lying unclaimed for up to a month. That's actually not necessarily unusual. Officials say that the 95-year-old actor's family could still be making funeral arrangements. Okay, let's talk about Blue Origin because they've set a date for its space flight featuring Katy Perry and Gayle King and that journalist Lauren Sanchez. All right. The all-female crew is going to take off on April 14 in West Texas. What I think is absolute malarkey is that we didn't do this all-female crew during Women's History Month. We missed it by two weeks, guys. Really? We got that close? Anyways, they are going to travel to the boundary between Earth's atmosphere and space. Okay, that's known as the Carmen Line.

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Oh, my God. I'm so smart.

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And once they arrive, they're actually going to be waitless for roughly four minutes. Now, here's my question. Is that even going to space or is that just an incredibly high airplane? That's like glamping. It's like glamping, but like for space. Yeah, I'm so sick of them saying we're going to shoot them off into space. Well, yeah, a kite goes into space if that is your marker, okay? That's not space. Space is like gravity with George Clooney and Sandra Bullock. That's space. Space is interstellar. Space is that Mars movie with whatever. You're losing me. You're losing me. What is the name? Damon? Damien? Oh, my God. Ben Affleck and Ben Affleck and Armageddon? No, Ben Affleck and oh, my God. Batman. There we go. Matt Damon. Jesus Christ We're losing it It's definitely a Friday The woman convicted of killing music legend Selena has been denied parole After spending decades behind bars For feeling the singer At a Texas motel in 1995 Yolanda is going to continue Serving a life sentence At a prison in Gatesville, Texas After a three member panel Of the Texas Board of Pardons and Paroles voted to not release her the board said that the panel found that yolanda continues to pose a threat to public safety and that the nature of the crime indicated a conscious disregard for the lives safety or property of others her case is going to be eligible to be reviewed again for parole in 2030 so she'll only in there for quite a while wendy williams heading into the next stage of her guardianship battle now the former talk show host has gotten permission to hire new lawyers to help her out in her stalled case she's been locked in that guardianship for roughly three years so far she's been saying that she doesn't need the guardianship she doesn't like her guardian sabrina morrissey on top of that so that's like a double entendre of pissed offness uh changing lawyers gonna help her get what she wants she's been campaigning to change this whole situation for a while now i think we've spent a lot of time talking about how harvey levin from tmz has been interviewing and helping her out and then she's also gone on to the view to make her case how you doing yeah how you doing uh that viral youtube dating series do you guys ever watch pop the balloon of course i love that series i'm addicted to it there is nothing that makes my jaw drop faster than watching somebody walk into a room of people holding a balloon and all of them get popped right away I would feel so ugly anyway if you don't watch a show they will have like a line of people it's either women or men they switch it up and then they have a suitor come in and if you

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pop the balloon that you're holding it means I don't want to date you but if you keep your balloon not popped that person can come and ask you questions and either pop your balloon or they might answer a question and then you pop it but balloon just means I'm in popping it means and with that information I'm out, right? Well, that show is now upgrading from YouTube to Netflix. How cool is that?

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That's really sweet.

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That's awesome.

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Yeah, so it's going to start every Thursday, starting on April 10th, and it's going to actually air live on Netflix starting at 8 p.m. Eastern.

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Yeah, and the girl Arlette that started it will be executive producing. So that's a really cool thing, and Netflix didn't just come steal it, but she'll be a part of the creation and leading the team to create. It's a really dope story. Super cool.

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And then baseball fans, get your butt down to Toledo because today is opening day for the Mud Hens at the third field. Now, if you didn't know, the Mud Hens are actually the farm team for the Tigers, and today is our opening day.

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Uh, Kevin, Zach, you're both going to come down and join me and Daniel today as we broadcast on KISS Live, right? That's perfect. Oh, we're going to be at Fifth Third Field from two to four today. But man, doesn't opening day, and I know the Tigers is next week, but like for me, it's always been the mud hens, obviously, because I'm born and raised in Toledo, but it just feels like spring, even on a bad weather day. It's like a holiday. But it's going to be great weather today. Yeah.

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I'm excited to come down there. I've never been to Fifth Third Field. I've never seen a Mud Hiddens game. I've only spent a few moments in Toledo, mostly at the zoo. But I'm excited to come down there and see some listeners and have a great time and opening day. I'm going to be drinking.

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All right, check out all of today's Dirties by listening to our podcast. Search for Mojo in the Morning on the free iHeartRadio app.

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Celebrity Dirt. Directly from the source. It's Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

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it's time for more mojo mojo in the morning all right it is the mojo in the morning show

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uh shannon had a thing happen to her that honestly i think she's way too honest about i think she should have done what 99.9 of people were gonna do and just be quiet let's call it my big fat

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paycheck because normally my paycheck is not a big fat paycheck and so you know how when you know it's payday and you're like oh we got paid today so like I went to check what the current balance was in my checking account because we had just gotten paid and I know what I normally get paid you know about and so I check my account and I realize I'm checking on my phone I realize I have a ton of money in it like it's not a normal amount of money has been deposited from iheart media okay uh my paycheck from the radio station was absolutely astronomical and so you saw me come in and i said to you i was like something happened so i get onto this little app that we have to see our paycheck stubs because i'm like something is weird here and i i see that there is some sort of bonus on my paycheck that i know definitely did not belong to me like how much more are we talking like double more oh we are talking about let me do the let me do the math of what i normally

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like percentage i'm not going to get too too uh you know personal with you but like percentage

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We're talking about eight times more than I normally do.

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Eight times more? You got a mojo check. Okay.

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Honestly.

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Yeah, you got the wrong one. I'd pass it over to me. I'll take that.

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So I know it's not my money. Yes, it is. It's in your account. It's not. And so I emailed our bosses, Tony and Colleen, and I'm like, I think I even said in my email, I really wish this was what my paycheck looked like on a normal basis, but it does not.

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How do you know that it wasn't like Bob Pittman's way of saying we had a great year?

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Well, it was under the performance bonus category, which I've never gotten anything in that category. We get ratings bonuses every once in a great while. Knock on wood. I hope we get one of those too. But this was nothing I had ever seen before. And so I'm like, I know this was not meant for me. But secretly, I'm like, but please God, let it be for me. It was not for me. Can I tell you? They figured out what happened.

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She was like, I emailed everybody. It's taken care of. And the first thing I said was, I'm so disappointed in you. I know.

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Wait, no way.

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This is the one time when you say, I'm not a Christian.

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No, but here's the problem with that. Here's the problem with that. Because then down the line, well, one, I would feel, honestly, I would feel super guilty. But two, down the line, it gets discovered, and then you have to pay back that money. One money. And that's like a big pain in the butt. Do you know what I mean? One money. Which now I have to pay back anyway. Nobody's contacted me with how to do this.

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What did you find out? Whose mistake was it?

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It was payroll. Whoever does our payroll, which I don't know who that is. Yeah. And the bonus was legit for somebody who has a very similar name to me in the company.

00:24:17 - 00:24:27 | Speaker 3:

Kidding me. So some other Shannon was supposed to get this much money? Well, find out who the hell that Shannon is, what she does, and let's find out how we can do them. We need her to be our new consultant.

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Look, it is not your responsibility. And look, shout out to you. I'm not knocking you for doing what you did It wouldn't have been me though But what I'm saying is It's not your responsibility To solve someone else's error And once it became a problem A few things will happen Either you're going to put me on a payment plan To pay it back Or we can figure out a way To take some money out of my bi-weekly paycheck

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So I don't know what I have to do now

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Because the money is still in my account After you invest that money in crypto

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And run

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I'm not like that's

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Blessings come in all sizes Thank you.

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And it's not my question to ask where the blessing came from. Exactly. But then when you have to pay that blessing back a couple months later and you're like, oh, shoot.

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Has anybody ever gotten something like this? 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548, where money was falling from heaven right into your lap or into the iHeart payroll account. What's going on, Morgan? How you doing?

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Good. How are you?

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We're doing good. Shannon's rich and she's buying us breakfast. Guess what we're getting this morning? We're getting first watch on DoorDash.

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Double dash, up charge.

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Your turn. What's up, Morgan?

00:25:39 - 00:25:55 | Speaker 6:

So about six months ago, my grandpa had $34,000 randomly deposited into his bank account. And he has called the bank multiple times and they won't take it back. So he currently still has that money.

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Yeah, grabs.

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Hell yeah.

00:25:57 - 00:26:05 | Speaker 4:

You know what? Grandpa could die. Yeah. You know what? Let him live his life. If I was grandpa, you know what I would go buy with that?

00:26:06 - 00:26:06 | Speaker 6:

What?

00:26:07 - 00:26:10 | Speaker 4:

Viagra. Lots of it.

00:26:10 - 00:26:13 | Speaker 6:

You're looking at it the wrong way. This is Morgan's inheritance.

00:26:14 - 00:26:19 | Speaker 4:

You tell grandpa to call me and I'll help him spend that money. I love old people.

00:26:19 - 00:26:21 | Speaker 6:

All right. I'll let him know.

00:26:21 - 00:26:25 | Speaker 4:

Thank you. I was going to call you Germany. Jeremy, what's going on, Jeremy?

00:26:26 - 00:26:44 | Speaker 5:

Hi. So, a couple of years ago, my salary changed, and, well, I was supposed to, because I went to a higher commission plan, and I did not realize that my salary never changed, so I got paid an extra 10 grand for the year, and it did not say a word.

00:26:45 - 00:26:47 | Speaker 1:

That's right. And they didn't say, oh, we made a mistake, and they took it back?

00:26:49 - 00:26:52 | Speaker 5:

They didn't notice. No one ever said a single thing to me.

00:26:52 - 00:27:50 | Speaker 4:

Buddy, what are you doing tonight? um saving my pennies not taking any of us out do you think they would have lost if i didn't say no absolutely honestly i i think that it would take it would have taken them probably a week or two weeks of you trying to track you down but i agree with cab i think by the time that they do track it down they probably can pull the money out but if you got nothing in there what i would do is i'd empty my account out it's still in there i'd put it all into another account Or actually what you should do is, and this is actually an interesting thing. Tell me if this is illegal. You've got a bunch of money there right now. Invest it for like a week and something that you know could go up in a week. And then dump the, you know, you've got a risk that it could go down. But you might have the ability to go out and buy something and then have it turn some money for you. Make money on their money. Bob Pittman would do the same to us.

00:27:51 - 00:27:52 | Speaker 3:

Talk about it.

00:27:52 - 00:27:53 | Speaker 4:

And you want to be voices, guys?

00:27:53 - 00:28:08 | Speaker 2:

And they can't pull that money out of yours. Yeah. I work at one of the three casinos in the city, and my last name was the same as my boss's last name, and I got his salary for about a year and a half until they found out. Shut up.

00:28:08 - 00:28:11 | Speaker 6:

And when they figured it out, did you have to pay it back?

00:28:13 - 00:28:19 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, I just pleaded stupid, too. Like, well, I don't know. I don't look at my check. I just spend the money. And then they made payment plans.

00:28:19 - 00:28:22 | Speaker 4:

Wow. So how much money was that boss making more than you?

00:28:23 - 00:28:26 | Speaker 2:

Oh, it was probably over $15.

00:28:27 - 00:28:27 | Speaker 4:

Man.

00:28:27 - 00:28:28 | Speaker 2:

An hour more.

00:28:28 - 00:28:31 | Speaker 4:

$15 an hour more. That's a lot. That's considerable, right?

00:28:31 - 00:28:34 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, for a year and a half. Yeah, for me it was. Yeah.

00:28:35 - 00:28:35 | Speaker 4:

That's crazy.

00:28:37 - 00:28:38 | Speaker 2:

I'm like, their mistake, not mine.

00:28:39 - 00:28:43 | Speaker 4:

Yeah. Exactly. Do you walk by that boss all the time and say, bitch better have my money?

00:28:45 - 00:28:46 | Unknown:

He got fired.

00:28:46 - 00:28:51 | Speaker 4:

Oh, yeah. Wait a second. Even after the fact, he got fired, he was done.

00:28:52 - 00:28:54 | Speaker 2:

He got fired by two of the three casinos.

00:28:54 - 00:29:03 | Speaker 4:

Oh, my goodness. Wow. Well, thank you for the call. We appreciate it. Take care of yourself. All right. Two of the three casinos. This guy is, like, wearing himself thin. That's crazy.

00:29:05 - 00:29:12 | Speaker 1:

It's Mojo in the Mornings, 5 at 6.55. 5 at 6.55, yo, 5 at 6.55, yo, now.

00:29:13 - 00:29:28 | Speaker 3:

That's right, 5 at 6.55. We got our reigning champion, Nina, back going for her sixth win in a row. Nina, good morning. How we feeling? Nina? Nina, you there?

00:29:30 - 00:29:32 | Speaker 1:

Hi, sorry. Can you hear me? I think it was my headphone.

00:29:33 - 00:29:51 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, I can hear you. Can you hear me? I was talking. Yeah, good morning. Good morning. Six in a row. How we feeling this Friday? I'm feeling good. How you feeling? I'm feeling amazing. Let's meet your challenger. Hailing from Toledo, where we will be later today for Mudden opening day. We got Tony on the line. Tony, what's up?

00:29:52 - 00:29:53 | Speaker 5:

How's it going?

00:29:53 - 00:29:54 | Speaker 3:

It's going great, Tony. How are you?

00:29:56 - 00:29:57 | Speaker 5:

Not too bad. Just got off work.

00:29:57 - 00:29:59 | Speaker 3:

All right. Are we going to see you later today?

00:30:00 - 00:30:09 | Speaker 5:

potentially all right come on now have some fun make sure to say what's up when you see us we're gonna lock nina up tony we got five questions let's see what you do

00:30:09 - 00:30:17 | Speaker 3:

all right tony question number one the king of england was hospitalized after me one second

00:30:17 - 00:30:22 | Speaker 1:

there we go okay now she's uh locked up perfect sorry about that you're good little problem with

00:30:22 - 00:31:27 | Speaker 3:

the key there all right tony can you hear me yeah okay uh question number one the king of england was hospitalized after his last round of cancer treatments what is the king of england's name three seconds oh um two henry question number two katie perry and gail king have a date in space together this will be a multiple choice question which is not a katy perry song is it a the edge of glory b waking up in vegas or c hot and cold b question number three today is opening day for baseball in toledo what is the name of the team located in downtown toledo that is the farm team for the detroit tigers question number four congratulations are in order for megan fox who just welcomed her fourth child. Who is the singer-slash-rapper father of her newest child?

00:31:28 - 00:31:29 | Speaker 6:

MGK.

00:31:30 - 00:31:38 | Speaker 3:

And question number five. Wendy Williams has been given permission for new lawyers in her guardianship court case. What is her iconic catchphrase?

00:31:41 - 00:32:03 | Speaker 5:

Three seconds. Oh, I'm going to have to pass on that one. Okay. All right, he's passing. All right, Kev, how did he do? Let's bring our champ back, Tony. You got two right. Jesus Christ, I met some dumb bastards in my time, but you outdo them all. All right, Nina, he only got two right, which means you got to get two to tie, three to win outright. Let's see what you do.

00:32:03 - 00:32:15 | Speaker 3:

Nina, I believe in you. This is question number one. The king of England was hospitalized after his last round of cancer treatments. What is the king of England's name? Charles.

00:32:16 - 00:32:17 | Speaker 5:

One or nothing.

00:32:18 - 00:32:33 | Speaker 3:

Question number two. So, Katy Perry and Gayle King have a date and space together. This will be a multiple-choice question. Which is not a Katy Perry song? Is it A, The Edge of Glory, B, Waking Up in Vegas, or C, Hot and Cold?

00:32:34 - 00:32:35 | Speaker 5:

A.

00:32:35 - 00:32:37 | Speaker 3:

Correct. That's Lady Gaga.

00:32:37 - 00:32:38 | Speaker 5:

Two to nothing.

00:32:39 - 00:32:47 | Speaker 3:

Question number three. Today is opening day for baseball in Toledo. What is the name of the team located in downtown Toledo that is the farm team for the Detroit Tigers?

00:32:49 - 00:32:49 | Speaker 6:

Mudhands.

00:32:50 - 00:32:51 | Speaker 5:

Three to one.

00:32:51 - 00:32:52 | Unknown:

Complete.

00:32:52 - 00:33:07 | Speaker 3:

Oh, my God. I feel like I'm going to get murdered in a scary movie. Yeah. Question number four. Congratulations are in order from Megan Fox, who just welcomed her fourth child. Who is the singer-slash-rapper father of her newest child?

00:33:08 - 00:33:09 | Speaker 6:

MGK.

00:33:09 - 00:33:19 | Speaker 3:

And question number five. Wendy Williams has been given permission for new lawyers in her guardianship court case. What is her iconic catchphrase?

00:33:19 - 00:33:22 | Speaker 5:

Oh, I don't know. Three seconds.

00:33:22 - 00:33:23 | Speaker 3:

You guys.

00:33:23 - 00:33:26 | Speaker 5:

Three, two, one.

00:33:26 - 00:33:28 | Speaker 3:

How you doing? How you doing?

00:33:29 - 00:33:57 | Speaker 5:

Oh, okay. Four to two. Four to two. Mina moves on six in a row. Congratulations to you. We'll see you back Monday morning and see if you can go for seven straight. Tony, you lost this, but you are not going home empty-handed. He got a $50 gift card to Kroger. Use it wisely, and hopefully we'll see you later today for Mud Hens opening day, my man. Hang on a line. We'll get you your stuff, all right?

00:33:58 - 00:33:59 | Speaker 6:

All right. Sounds good.

00:33:59 - 00:34:00 | Speaker 5:

All right. See you Monday, Nina.

00:34:01 - 00:34:15 | Speaker 6:

It's Mojo in the Mornings 5 at 6.55. 5, 5, 5, 5, 5. WKQI Detroit. WSNX Muskegon Grand Rapids. WVKS Toledo. This is Mojo in the Mornings.

00:34:15 - 00:34:16 | Speaker 3:

Oh, Mojo? He's amazing.

00:34:17 - 00:34:40 | Speaker 4:

Live. Mojo on the Morning Show. Shannon, you've got to tell the babysitter story. We've been talking about doing this on the air for a while. And then we had to make sure that we had okay to do it. But it's Mojo on the Morning Show. 844-MOJO-LIVE. 844-665-6548. Did anybody ever have an uncomfortable thing happen to them when they were babysitting?

00:34:40 - 00:34:59 | Speaker 2:

Yeah. And this story came from a conversation that I was having with a bunch of moms from my son Smith's baseball team. And we all were in agreement of the same thing. We were all babysitters, you know, in middle school, high school, college, whatever. When the dad had to take you home, if you were babysitting before you could drive, it was.

00:35:00 - 00:35:51 | Speaker 1:

the worst ever because it was always so uncomfortable so we're talking about that and then one of my friends said she will never forget the time when she was babysitting she was 13 years old she was in eighth grade the mom and dad that she was sitting for came home pretty drunk both of them but apparently the dad was a little less drunk so he was gonna drive her home OK. Bad from the get go. So dad, you know, gets into the car. My friend gets into the car and he puts two cans of beer in the cup holders in the center console and told her to drink it on their way home. And she said she did it because she was scared. But of course, when she got home, she told her mom what had happened. And once her mom found out she was never allowed to babysit for that family ever again.

00:35:51 - 00:35:59 | Speaker 2:

Wait, so it wasn't like she was like, oh, this is great. I get to have alcohol. No. She felt like she was pressured into doing this.

00:35:59 - 00:36:01 | Speaker 1:

Yeah. Like he told her, drink it before you got home.

00:36:01 - 00:36:07 | Speaker 2:

Did he do anything else after letting her drink it? No. That's crazy. What a creep. What was he?

00:36:07 - 00:36:09 | Speaker 1:

Still, that's really weird and creepy.

00:36:09 - 00:36:14 | Speaker 2:

What was his, so that was the last time she babysat, so it never came around.

00:36:14 - 00:36:17 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, her mom forbid her from babysitting for that family ever again.

00:36:17 - 00:36:32 | Speaker 2:

Hmm. Man. That's interesting. I always think it's interesting in, you know, when the kids were little, we would have babysitters that would babysit for us that were, you know, girls that didn't drive. And I would never go into the house, you know.

00:36:32 - 00:36:33 | Speaker 1:

By yourself?

00:36:33 - 00:36:49 | Speaker 2:

Yeah. I mean, like I just felt uncomfortable going into the house. But did they ever, the whole driving thing, why would you as a dad, why would you as a dad put yourself in a situation where you're driving the kid home? You know what I mean?

00:36:49 - 00:36:50 | Speaker 1:

And this situation is because he was less strong than a mom.

00:36:50 - 00:36:52 | Speaker 2:

Or a mom with a boy babysitter or something.

00:36:52 - 00:36:55 | Speaker 1:

And obviously this is a while ago, so this is before the age of Uber.

00:36:55 - 00:36:55 | Speaker 2:

Yeah.

00:36:55 - 00:36:56 | Speaker 1:

You know?

00:36:56 - 00:37:01 | Speaker 2:

Like, I would be like, all right, call your parents, have them come pick you up. What's up, Emily? How you doing?

00:37:02 - 00:37:02 | Speaker 3:

Hi, good.

00:37:03 - 00:37:04 | Speaker 2:

What's going on?

00:37:05 - 00:37:38 | Speaker 3:

I was babysitting one time, and it was for a family, like, around the corner from me. So the dad, the parents came home, and they were really drunk. And the dad insisted on walking me home, even though it was like a block. And then he tried to tip me, like, $400, and I refused because I was like, um, no, that's what you want. Why was he trying to give you $400? I think he just, like, pulled a wad of cash out and was like, here, this is your payment, like, for the night. And I was like, no. And then he, like, insisted, and then my mom the next day made me go return it.

00:37:39 - 00:37:43 | Speaker 2:

So was, when you say he was drunk driving you home?

00:37:43 - 00:37:47 | Speaker 3:

No, walking me home. Walking you home. Yeah, she's walking.

00:37:47 - 00:37:52 | Speaker 2:

What was the conversation like when you're walking back to your house or, you know, he's walking your back to your house?

00:37:52 - 00:37:56 | Speaker 3:

Well, he was, like, stumbling, like, walking into me. Oh, gosh.

00:37:56 - 00:38:00 | Speaker 2:

But he never did anything, like, sexually inappropriate or said anything?

00:38:00 - 00:38:00 | Speaker 3:

No, no.

00:38:00 - 00:38:03 | Speaker 2:

So it was basically he was drunk giving you money.

00:38:04 - 00:38:07 | Speaker 3:

Yes, and then my mom made me go return it the next day.

00:38:07 - 00:38:10 | Speaker 2:

Were you allowed to babysit for them ever again?

00:38:10 - 00:38:14 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, I babysat for them a few more times, yeah. It's always awkward, though.

00:38:14 - 00:38:18 | Speaker 2:

Did your rate ever go up since you knew that this guy was giving you money?

00:38:18 - 00:38:23 | Speaker 3:

No, it was a normal rate after that. I think the wife probably found out.

00:38:23 - 00:38:25 | Speaker 2:

Yeah. Alexa, what's up?

00:38:27 - 00:38:43 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, hi. When I was a nanny, I was like 18 years old. The father would come out in his boxers, and his wiener would be hanging out of the split. And at first, I thought it was an accident. And then it happened two more times.

00:38:44 - 00:38:45 | Speaker 2:

Wow.

00:38:46 - 00:39:04 | Speaker 4:

Wait, what was it? It was his what? His wiener. What a cream. You guys, these... I like women. I don't even like men. And he knew that. And I'm like, what are you doing?

00:39:05 - 00:39:08 | Speaker 2:

What's up? Is this Ayla?

00:39:10 - 00:39:11 | Speaker 5:

It's Ayla.

00:39:11 - 00:39:19 | Speaker 2:

Oh, son of a... Help me with it. It says Ayla on the board here. I just still, for some reason, I've never heard of an Ayla before, but I apologize. Hi, Ayla.

00:39:20 - 00:40:00 | Speaker 5:

That's okay. So I have the worst, worst babysitting story. It made me never want to babysit again. I was babysitting two toddlers, and lunchtime was coming around. My shift was almost over. So I was like, let's go find mom and dad. Well, mom and dad worked from home, but they had a huge house. So we didn't see them very often. Well, we walked downstairs, and a little girl just busts open her mom and dad's bedroom, and they're having sex. So I was like, okay, let's go sit down for a little bit. Maybe I'll make you lunch, whatever. We walk out. I go to text my friend who gave me the babysitting job or referred me to them, and I was like, I just walked in on them having sex. That was...

00:40:00 - 00:40:05 | Speaker 4:

so awkward. And I ended up texting the mom in the house.

00:40:08 - 00:40:09 | Speaker 1:

Did the mom say anything to you

00:40:09 - 00:40:15 | Speaker 4:

later? She just laughed it off completely and I never went back again. I was so embarrassed.

00:40:16 - 00:40:29 | Speaker 1:

Who hires a babysitter to have sex with your spouse in the house? Like who has sex in the house with a babysitter there? What's going on? Oh boy. Hello. We got a baby crying right now. Tina, are you babysitting right now?

00:40:30 - 00:40:32 | Speaker 4:

No, it's my own kid.

00:40:33 - 00:40:34 | Speaker 1:

Okay. What's going on?

00:40:36 - 00:40:57 | Speaker 4:

My best friend and I used to babysit for a subdivision that was by our houses. And it came out after we've been babysitting for these people for like a couple years that half the neighbors were having affairs with other neighbors, and they were hiring us so that they could sneak off and have their affairs.

00:40:58 - 00:41:10 | Speaker 1:

Wow. Wow. So they would hire babysitters, the neighborhood would, so they would go do their affair things. Or was it like swapping or was it like consensual stuff?

00:41:10 - 00:41:15 | Speaker 4:

No. No, there ended up being several divorces within the neighborhood once it all came out.

00:41:16 - 00:41:19 | Speaker 1:

That's actually a good thing though. That means that your babysitting rate just went up because

00:41:19 - 00:41:32 | Speaker 4:

now you got more houses to go babysit at. It was, except for the time that the husband came home and didn't know that the wife was out because she lied about what she was doing.

00:41:32 - 00:41:35 | Speaker 1:

And you had to pretend like you didn't know what the heck was going on?

00:41:36 - 00:41:46 | Speaker 4:

I didn't know what was going on. We were young teenagers and very naive and didn't understand what was happening. It was not a comfortable situation.

00:41:47 - 00:43:02 | Speaker 1:

Crazy. Uh-oh. Hello, cutie pie. All done now. And we are, too. Back to Mojo in the Morning. Mojo in the Morning Show. Okay, I got a couple of questions to ask you guys. I'm going to just throw this out there as a little around-the-room survey to the ladies, to me ladies that are listening to the show here today. with it being that time of month where everybody wants to be in a relationship. I would like to ask you to rate the deal breakers here on men's hobbies slash occupations. Would some of these hobbies be deal breakers for you? Or in some cases, would they be a turn on for you if your guy were one of these? And I came up with a bunch of these, so I want you guys to tell us what you think. Lydia, you part of this one, too? Is KP around, or is she doing some other work? Can we grab her somewhere?

00:43:02 - 00:43:02 | Speaker 2:

I'm here.

00:43:03 - 00:43:31 | Speaker 1:

Good. KP there, too? All right, good. All right, everybody there. Here we go. Let's see here. 56% of women say that a guy's hobby would be a deal breaker for them. If a guy was way too into something that it was his hobby and he liked it, it would be a deal breaker. Here are some hobbies that men like to do. What would you do as far as dating a guy who is a taxidermy enthusiast?

00:43:31 - 00:43:34 | Speaker 4:

Absolutely not. What is that? No.

00:43:34 - 00:43:40 | Speaker 1:

It's the guy that stuffs dead animals. The guy that spends his time stuffing. And then he lays them on his wall.

00:43:41 - 00:43:42 | Speaker 3:

What's the Steve Carell movie?

00:43:44 - 00:43:45 | Speaker 1:

Dinner for Schmucks. Dinner for Schmucks.

00:43:45 - 00:43:51 | Speaker 3:

Dinner for Smogs, where he was making the funny movie scenes with the little mice, I'm into.

00:43:51 - 00:43:52 | Speaker 1:

You would be into that?

00:43:52 - 00:43:55 | Speaker 3:

But if you're into just mounting deer heads, no.

00:43:56 - 00:43:56 | Speaker 1:

Okay.

00:43:57 - 00:43:58 | Speaker 3:

But if you're funny about it, maybe.

00:43:59 - 00:44:10 | Speaker 1:

What about this one? KP and Lydia, would you date a guy who was a doll collector? He had a room full of antique porcelain dolls that he talked to sometimes.

00:44:11 - 00:44:12 | Speaker 4:

No.

00:44:13 - 00:44:19 | Speaker 1:

No, there's not enough doll collectors that are in their 20s. Maybe this is an older one. Are we sure Wes wasn't a doll collector?

00:44:19 - 00:44:25 | Speaker 3:

I wouldn't even be friends with a girl that did that. That is creepy. I was forced to have a doll collection in my room growing up. Still scarred.

00:44:26 - 00:44:34 | Speaker 1:

What about a guy that was a snake guy? Like, he likes snakes. He had a pet snake, snake breeder, was into snakes. What about you, Lydia? What would you do with that?

00:44:34 - 00:44:35 | Speaker 4:

Snake breeders?

00:44:35 - 00:44:37 | Speaker 1:

Yeah. A guy that's into snakes.

00:44:37 - 00:44:44 | Speaker 4:

If it's a side hustle and I don't have to see them, that's fine. Nope. What's that got to do with me? Because he's coming home with something in his pants, and it's not what you want it to be.

00:44:45 - 00:44:48 | Speaker 3:

And you just know one of them is going to get out. That's what I mean. Yeah.

00:44:48 - 00:45:08 | Speaker 1:

No, here's something interesting. My friend Shannon dated a guy by the name of Russ, and Russ was wild. He had a suit on during the day, and at night, she would go to his house. And this is not. by day and night this is just like his thing she went to his house and he had a humongous aquarium with a boa constrictor in it and she was like I

00:45:08 - 00:45:11 | Speaker 3:

couldn't it was so we wouldn't be able to sleep there but she said she said

00:45:11 - 00:45:26 | Speaker 1:

that sexually he was like one of the greatest ever I think that people who are in the snakes are kind of sexually crazy what if you were to date a guy who is a ghost hunter would you guys ever think about dating a ghost hunter the

00:45:26 - 00:45:37 | Speaker 3:

guys that uh of all that you've mentioned that's probably the least offensive no i don't that would still i i feel like you're a how do i say this very nicely you're a special human being if you

00:45:37 - 00:45:53 | Speaker 2:

go ghost hunting i'm gonna you agree i'm gonna say something controversially you're brave everything else has not been a belief in something this is a belief of something imaginary that does not exist and if your hobby is to chase around something that doesn't exist oh see i believe in ghosts That's why I don't think I would like that.

00:45:53 - 00:45:56 | Speaker 1:

And I thought, Maggie, you were into that stuff. No. You're not into it? No.

00:45:57 - 00:45:58 | Speaker 2:

Mike was. Is.

00:45:58 - 00:46:13 | Speaker 1:

Oh, is he? Okay. Not me. What about the Kevin, you'll ask what this is, because I didn't know what it was either. What if your guy was into LARPing? I know what LARPing is. Oh, you do know? Yeah. What's that? They go outside and they play. Live action role playing. Live action role playing.

00:46:14 - 00:46:29 | Speaker 3:

Oh, well. I've seen role models. Okay. So I always say when I retire, I'm going to be the lady that you visit at Greenfield Village for holiday nights that's baking bread and putting a turkey in the oven and churning the butter. So you know what? I can't judge on that one.

00:46:29 - 00:46:34 | Speaker 1:

Lydia and KP, would you date a guy that was really into Renaissance Festival stuff and liked to dress up?

00:46:34 - 00:46:42 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, as long as he kept all of his stuff and like swords and stuff in a storage unit. Yeah. No, that's enough for me. That's where I draw the line.

00:46:42 - 00:46:49 | Speaker 1:

Wow, they got good food and they drink. I don't think I've ever seen a Chaldean man dress up and go to those sites.

00:46:49 - 00:46:49 | Speaker 4:

Thank you, God.

00:46:51 - 00:46:57 | Speaker 1:

Okay, here's one. This is a realistic one, and this one actually would be a good one. Would you date a competitive eater?

00:46:58 - 00:47:03 | Speaker 4:

Yeah. Like Joey Chestnuts or Kobayashi. We're going hot dog for hot dog.

00:47:04 - 00:47:12 | Speaker 1:

Would you be okay with your guy entering, like, buffalo wing eating contests? That's Stoney's kind of hot. Is that the new up-and-comer? He's been around for quite a while. Has he?

00:47:12 - 00:47:12 | Speaker 2:

Yeah.

00:47:13 - 00:47:16 | Speaker 1:

How about a clown performer? What if a guy's a...

00:47:16 - 00:47:18 | Speaker 2:

No. No? No.

00:47:19 - 00:47:24 | Speaker 1:

A vintage train guy. Guy that was collecting model trains and vintage trains.

00:47:25 - 00:47:29 | Speaker 2:

I wouldn't do it with you, but I wouldn't tell you you couldn't do it.

00:47:29 - 00:47:33 | Speaker 1:

No? Okay. How about a marathon runner? Would you date a guy that was a marathon runner?

00:47:33 - 00:47:33 | Speaker 2:

No.

00:47:33 - 00:47:34 | Speaker 3:

I know one of those.

00:47:34 - 00:47:36 | Speaker 1:

You have to go and watch him at the marathons?

00:47:36 - 00:47:39 | Speaker 3:

I know one of those. Really? Yes. Married to him.

00:47:39 - 00:47:40 | Speaker 1:

Would you?

00:47:41 - 00:47:45 | Speaker 3:

Yes. So I would. But that doesn't mean I'm participating.

00:47:45 - 00:47:59 | Speaker 1:

What about the weekend sports warrior? KP's got a guy like that because he took her skiing. She's never skied before. KP, winter, or the sports warrior, the guy that likes to do things and be out and about and be active.

00:48:00 - 00:48:02 | Speaker 4:

That's fine as long as he doesn't make me hike every weekend.

00:48:03 - 00:48:06 | Speaker 1:

Your guy actually got you on skis and look what happened to you.

00:48:06 - 00:48:09 | Speaker 4:

I know I'm on crutches. I'm going to hit him with my crutch.

00:48:09 - 00:48:18 | Speaker 1:

Has it hurt the relationship or helped? Like, last we talked to you, it seemed like the relationship was great because you learned that he was a very compassionate guy.

00:48:18 - 00:48:20 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, it made me say the L word.

00:48:21 - 00:48:21 | Unknown:

Oh!

00:48:22 - 00:48:25 | Speaker 3:

Wait, stop him! What?

00:48:26 - 00:48:26 | Speaker 4:

What? Yeah.

00:48:27 - 00:48:28 | Speaker 3:

Six weeks in?

00:48:29 - 00:48:36 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, I knew, like, week two, and he said the same thing. He said it first, and then we talked about, like, the moment that we knew.

00:48:36 - 00:48:37 | Speaker 3:

All right, tell me you love me.

00:48:37 - 00:48:39 | Speaker 1:

Wow, that's amazing.

00:48:39 - 00:48:40 | Speaker 3:

All right, tell me you love me.

00:48:40 - 00:48:41 | Speaker 1:

That's unbelievable.

00:48:42 - 00:48:43 | Speaker 3:

So you're definitely boyfriend-girlfriend.

00:48:43 - 00:48:46 | Speaker 1:

Man, why was that not on your topics? That's a great topic.

00:48:46 - 00:48:56 | Speaker 4:

Well, I felt like it maybe could be kept quiet, but I will say he did ask me to be his girlfriend a couple days ago. He laid out a bunch of rose petals on a bed and said, will you be my girlfriend?

00:48:56 - 00:48:57 | Speaker 1:

That's cute.

00:48:57 - 00:48:57 | Speaker 4:

That's cute.

00:48:58 - 00:49:04 | Speaker 1:

This guy. That guy could be a ferret. What's the next one here? A ferret breeder, and you'd be okay with it now.

00:49:05 - 00:49:08 | Speaker 4:

That's a big no for me. No, I don't want any snakes or rodents or anything.

00:49:09 - 00:49:32 | Speaker 1:

How about a scuba diver? Would you like a scuba diver? A guy that makes you go on, like, trips to places to go scuba diving? These are all ones. Triathletes. Would you date a triathlete? Oh, here's one. This is a good one. And a lot of women said that they wouldn't be into this. Would you date a guy that only drinks wine, a wine enthusiast, but that drinks no other?

00:49:33 - 00:49:33 | Unknown:

I don't know.

00:49:34 - 00:49:39 | Speaker 1:

Is wine a little not masculine enough for the guys?

00:49:39 - 00:49:41 | Speaker 2:

I think people who think that are very young.

00:49:42 - 00:49:42 | Speaker 1:

Really?

00:49:42 - 00:49:48 | Speaker 2:

Yes. I think once you hit a certain age, it's like, whatever you enjoy, enjoy it. I would actually love that.

00:49:48 - 00:49:48 | Speaker 1:

Would you?

00:49:48 - 00:49:52 | Speaker 3:

You could tell me about all the different kinds of, you know, what I should be drinking.

00:49:52 - 00:49:54 | Speaker 1:

What if he was just a white wine drinker?

00:49:54 - 00:49:54 | Speaker 3:

Like Kev?

00:49:55 - 00:49:56 | Speaker 1:

He likes just white wine. I'm just kidding, Kev.

00:49:56 - 00:49:58 | Speaker 3:

I prefer white wine. I know you do. The Pinot Grigio.

00:49:58 - 00:49:59 | Speaker 4:

I prefer a white wine.

00:49:59 - 00:49:59 | Speaker 1:

Kev likes.

00:50:00 - 00:50:11 | Speaker 2:

wine cooler i literally love when we go out and kev's like my wine buddy because he will even at irish and ionia he's like pinot grigio that's all you know yeah i'm on that how about a car

00:50:11 - 00:50:17 | Speaker 6:

restorer would you like a guy that restores cars no no it's a big money thing no it's not even that

00:50:17 - 00:50:29 | Speaker 1:

once you i grew up with car restorers so let's make that very clear this comes from a very personal place y'all be angry 24 7 on your weekends what about a guy who is obsessed with

00:50:29 - 00:50:37 | Speaker 2:

disney oh yeah that's joe that's my son he's a weird i did it at disney obsessed really um how

00:50:37 - 00:50:47 | Speaker 6:

about a bird photographer you have to go and watch birds all day miguel what's up it's mojo in the morning hi did we call out any of your uh actually no you wanted to make a comment about the kp thing

00:50:47 - 00:51:06 | Speaker 3:

is that right yeah sorry for a long time listener first time what's going on uh so i just wanted to say uh you know i heard kp dropped the l word after six weeks girl i get it i met my wife i knew after like the third day so i know where you're coming from you're on crutches you locked

00:51:06 - 00:51:15 | Speaker 6:

in girl that's cute that's cute miguel uh do you have any weird habits or hobbies that

00:51:15 - 00:51:22 | Speaker 3:

that we call any of yours out in this one here um are you a gamer women say that they i am a gamer

00:51:22 - 00:51:25 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, gamers is a big one, too. The guys that are really into gaming.

00:51:27 - 00:51:39 | Speaker 3:

I could not be a gamer. I will say I have a backlog. I just collect stuff. I don't know how my wife tolerates me, but all I do is buy a bunch of stuff, and it stacks. Just know when I'm retired, I will be the best grandpa ever with all these video games ready to go. Oh, that's cool.

00:51:39 - 00:51:44 | Speaker 6:

How about a yoga addict? A guy that's into yoga so much that he just does nonstop yoga.

00:51:45 - 00:51:57 | Speaker 3:

I will say that's different, and I respect everybody for what they want, but if you want a guy that's flexible, do you? um i would probably break myself into trying yoga so you know more power to them but i couldn't do

00:51:58 - 00:52:03 | Speaker 2:

i could have never dated a hunter yeah which i know is a big thing here but that like

00:52:03 - 00:52:17 | Speaker 6:

really yeah i just you can't see killing animals but you eat i know i understand this it is what is wes's hobby he's uh uh he does all like the like the um he does ocr so it's like it's

00:52:17 - 00:52:26 | Speaker 2:

obstacle course racing which sounds like weird until you see somebody do it and you're like holy crap i could never do that and like the ninja stuff what's that stuff where they flip around

00:52:26 - 00:52:30 | Speaker 7:

what's that called they did it in uh in the office where he was like parkour yeah parkour

00:52:30 - 00:52:35 | Speaker 2:

yeah is it like that kind of kind of yeah but there's like running there's like a big running

00:52:35 - 00:52:44 | Speaker 1:

and swimming and biking component to it too he does real parkour i do the office parkour where you just like step up onto a couch and yell parkour and then step off of it i know a lot of women in

00:52:44 - 00:52:48 | Speaker 6:

my circles because we golf and stuff and a lot of their uh the wives get really upset with the guys

00:52:48 - 00:53:03 | Speaker 2:

golf do you want it it's so crazy you just said that he said to me last night for his new job he has to learn how to play golf because that's how they're they you know a lot of they entertain a lot of whatever so he's gonna reach out to you probably today because he needs to get he needs to buy golf clubs he

00:53:03 - 00:53:24 | Speaker 1:

needs all this stuff hook him up with Carl's golfing just takes up so much time right and I feel like a lot of guys I know use it to avoid their responsibilities if you're not i'll straight up say you know that we fought in person about it before but i think if you're not avoiding your responsibilities and all that it's fine it's okay

00:53:24 - 00:53:34 | Speaker 6:

what's up kyle hi hey kyle would you date a hacker a what a hacker a hacker a guy that

00:53:34 - 00:53:45 | Speaker 5:

illegally hacks people oh no no no there's a there's actually a legal job industry for it called ethical hacking or pen testing hacker yeah they pay you to like hack into their system so

00:53:45 - 00:54:01 | Speaker 6:

they can up their cyber security right exactly yeah buddy i'd like to have a hacker as a mojo in the morning misfit can we get uh get you as one i'd like to know details about stuff like this i think that would be kind of interesting all right uh hang on the phone we'll get your

00:54:01 - 00:54:10 | Speaker 4:

information brian are you there i'm here what do you collect i collect vintage adult videos

00:54:10 - 00:54:12 | Speaker 6:

Like porn? Adult porn?

00:54:13 - 00:54:15 | Speaker 4:

Yeah. Vintage. Vintage.

00:54:15 - 00:54:23 | Speaker 7:

I got two questions. Two questions. What is the most expensive one that you have? And then what's the oldest one that you have?

00:54:24 - 00:54:35 | Speaker 4:

Oh, I would say the most expensive one I probably paid maybe $100 for. And the oldest one is from 1972.

00:54:36 - 00:54:38 | Speaker 6:

Oh, my God. I need names. Does she have a Harry Bush?

00:54:38 - 00:54:41 | Speaker 4:

starring Marilyn Chambers

00:54:41 - 00:54:47 | Speaker 6:

oh man that was a big name yeah you know her no that's a big porn star

00:54:47 - 00:54:48 | Speaker 7:

name yeah that's what I'm saying you know her

00:54:48 - 00:54:56 | Speaker 6:

I don't know her you know her work but back in the old days the porn the women had hair weighed a lot of hair down there didn't they

00:54:56 - 00:54:59 | Speaker 4:

lots of hair so you ever heard Tracy Lortz right

00:55:00 - 00:55:10 | Speaker 5:

behind tracy lords oh my we're gonna nerd on this one i've heard her name but i don't know if i want to get into it brian but brian girls have i won't get into it but if you see tracy lords videos buy

00:55:10 - 00:55:24 | Speaker 4:

them they're worth a fortune oh tracy lords brian do you have a girl in your life i am married and she helps me with my collection oh my god do you guys go on like weekend getaways and uh sell them

00:55:24 - 00:55:30 | Speaker 5:

Garage sales or something? Yeah, and we love upside-down pineapples as well. Got you.

00:55:31 - 00:55:39 | Speaker 2:

You know, you know. But my question is, like, if you had to put a value on your whole collection, how much do you think it's worth? Genuinely.

00:55:41 - 00:55:51 | Speaker 5:

$200,000 if I had to put a value on it. Oh, my God. Are you serious? All right, back on the table. Back on the table. So here's my question, though. When I die, who do I will them to? Me. Me. Me.

00:55:54 - 00:55:58 | Speaker 4:

Hold on, Aaron, what did you date, Aaron?

00:55:59 - 00:56:04 | Speaker 6:

Not date, it's who I am. I'm an anime lover. An anime lover.

00:56:05 - 00:56:06 | Speaker 4:

Okay, you're into anime.

00:56:07 - 00:56:11 | Speaker 6:

A little Naruto? Yeah, I watch all the shows and I collect like the Funko Pops and the figures.

00:56:11 - 00:56:16 | Speaker 4:

Okay. By the way, your voice is perfect for this. Hi, I'm an anime lover.

00:56:17 - 00:56:18 | Speaker 6:

I love anime.

00:56:18 - 00:56:21 | Speaker 4:

Don't let him do that to you. Stand up to him. No, no.

00:56:21 - 00:56:24 | Speaker 6:

Oh, no, I'm used to it. I can change my voice and everything.

00:56:24 - 00:56:35 | Speaker 4:

He's going to run at you in the hallway like this. He's going to get that element of fire and hit you with it. Stop. He's going to throw his hands in the back and run at you like this. Wait, stop. Wait, stop. Wait, stop. Wait, stop. Wait, stop. Wait, stop. Wait, stop. Wait, stop. Wait, stop. Wait, stop.

00:56:35 - 00:56:36 | Unknown:

Wait, stop. Wait, stop.

00:56:36 - 00:56:41 | Speaker 4:

Wait, stop. What's your favorite? I'm going to get to you, Mojo. What's your favorite anime?

00:56:41 - 00:56:43 | Speaker 6:

I'm crying. Right now, Demon Slayer.

00:56:44 - 00:56:46 | Speaker 4:

All right. Me too. Me too.

00:56:47 - 00:56:49 | Speaker 6:

I love it.

00:56:49 - 00:56:53 | Speaker 4:

Hey, thank you for calling, man. I appreciate it. Do you listen to the show often?

00:56:54 - 00:57:00 | Speaker 6:

Every morning. I'm a FedEx driver, and every morning I turn you guys on. Thank you so much. Thank you.

00:57:00 - 00:57:15 | Speaker 1:

Friendly reminder this morning that you are good enough. I mean, we're a bunch of idiots that just happen to have a radio show. And chances are you're funnier than we are. This is Mojo in the Morning. Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

00:57:15 - 00:57:18 | Speaker 5:

Dirty the Megan way. Let's get it.

00:57:18 - 00:57:52 | Speaker 3:

So King Charles found himself back in the hospital after getting his most recent cancer treatment yesterday. According to Buckingham Palace, the king experienced temporary side effects that required a short period of observation in the hospital. So lots of details there. His Thursday agenda was canceled. And then the statement continued that he's now recovering at Clarence House. And the King's cancer diagnosis was first revealed last February, but that's not good. That's not good. Have you seen his hands lately? I don't have hope.

00:57:53 - 00:57:54 | Speaker 4:

That was homicide.

00:57:55 - 00:58:22 | Speaker 3:

Okay. Oh, Jesus Christ. Megan Fox and her ex, Machine Gun Kelly, welcomed their first baby together. MGK took to Instagram yesterday to announce that Megan Fox gave birth to a little girl. captioning it. She's finally here. Our little Celestial Seed. 3-27-25. Celestial Seed, dude? Bleh. No. These two are

00:58:22 - 00:58:27 | Speaker 4:

so weird. I love it, but they're weird. I thought they weren't on talking terms.

00:58:29 - 01:00:35 | Speaker 3:

He shared a black and white photo of him holding his newborn's hands. I'm guessing he was there. It's set to music that he composed with the help of Travis Barker and other artists. Now, Travis Barker, obviously, married to Kourtney Kardashian, who's really good friends with Megan Fox. So maybe, maybe they're back together. I don't know. This is Megan Fox and MGK's first baby together. But she shares three other children with her ex-husband, Brian Austin Green. On the latest episode of Kylie Kelsey's Not Gonna Lie podcast, posted yesterday, Kelly Clarkson said that some of her now peers, they initially judged her for getting her start on American Idol. And some of those same stars, they ended up serving as coaches on an offshoot competition series, The Voice, that they do together, which is kind of awkward. She said people that were really mean have been coaches, you know what I'm saying, like hated talent shows, and then they ended up being on The Voice. But while these televised talent shows are all the rage now, let's be honest, the three-time Grammy winner, she added that 20 years ago, people were really cruel at first, and I get that. We all said, like, nobody's going to make it off these shows. it's a joke. She said it took the industry kind of by storm, the talent shows. It was a very unlikable thing in the industry concerning the populace, and now there's so many. She also talked with Kylie Kelsey about an awkward run-in she had with Jalen Hurts and Saquon Barkley while getting ready to film her talk show. Fallon and my show are right across the from each other yes and i ended up running into it And I told you a minute ago, I met Barkley, but I forgot I also met Hertz and I walked up and they all, I happened to be wearing a cowboy sweatshirt that day. I had no idea. Well, I had no idea they were going to be there. Sure. And I didn't. And I walked up and they were like, oh, sure. And I go, no, I voted for you as if he was on American Idol. I literally told Jaylen Hertz, I voted for him. I was voting for you. I called all night, Jaylen. And I don't know why. And then I looked at him and I said, what? No, I didn't. I what? I was like, no, I was rooting for you. I was, though. Were you? If the Cowboys would have been there, I would not have.

01:00:37 - 01:01:34 | Speaker 2:

Oh, she sounds just like us, not knowing any of the right words to use. Temple Roan, we talked about this earlier this week, was on the Call Her Daddy podcast. Spilled some major tease, like she's very in love after dating a secret someone for six months. We talked about that, like I said, earlier this week. But when she was asked about her dream collab, she instantly said SZA, which is the correct answer. It turns out SZA is very interested in making this happen. Okay. She reposted the clip on her Instagram story and wrote, actually didn't believe this quote when I saw it written until I saw it come out of her mouth just now. Please, we must. I need this to happen because I'm obsessed with both of them. But fans even called SZA the number one chapel stan. and I would like to do it. She, SZA, has come out saying Chapel makes her want to make new music and art forever. I just, I feel like if they did a collab, it would be the song of the summer.

01:01:35 - 01:01:42 | Speaker 4:

Zapple. What? Like SZA and Chapel, Zapple. Oh, I love that. I don't know. I just feel like I wanted to say something.

01:01:43 - 01:01:47 | Speaker 2:

All right. I'm going to stop giving you the opportunity to speak during the derbies.

01:01:48 - 01:01:48 | Speaker 4:

Hilarious.

01:01:49 - 01:03:42 | Speaker 2:

Okay, so a Commerce Township family is currently suing the walt disney parks and resorts and an employee now they are alleging that a staff member at the florida theme park in 2023 filmed up the skirt of their child they were at the hollywood studio section of the park when the incident occurred in the star wars galaxy edge store they were looking at toys when the employee approached them and intentionally dropped a different toy then he reached his arm under the dress of the minor holding a camera facing upwards and took either photographic or videographic images. When the child realized what had happened, they began hysterically crying and screaming, ran to a bathroom. They had a panic attack. The family called Disney security. Security called the Orange County Sheriff's Office. The employee admitted to several incidents of video voyeurism, including this particular incident. So police took his phone. They found more than 600 images and videos of guests and co-workers on his phone taken during his six years of employment at the parks. Before the incident with the Commerce Township family, this employee was actually caught filming a different parks employee who reported the incident to a supervisor and they claimed that Disney did not adequately investigate or address that report the family is claiming the disney parks corporation knew that he was unfit for his position knew he was a risk to park guests and other employees and they are now seeking fifty thousand dollars in damages lock him up right right admitted to it handed his phone over we have proof i know i have to say allegedly because this hasn't gone through the court system but i'm i'm sure we all know how this is going to turn out check out all of today's dirty by By listening to our podcast, just search for Mojo in the Morning on the free iHeartRadio app.

01:03:42 - 01:03:43 | Unknown:

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01:03:43 - 01:03:57 | Speaker 1:

Get more dirt at Mojo in the Morning on social media. The latest craze. It's Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. A friendly note to the competition. You all can kiss our asses. I feel better. This is Mojo in the Morning.

01:03:58 - 01:05:00 | Speaker 5:

It's Mojo in the Morning, Joe. Kev, why'd you unfollow me? Did somebody unfollow you? Probably, but that isn't the situation. I'm contemplating whether or not I should unfollow someone else. Oh. So I get a notification that someone followed me, and I check it. I see the name, and I see it's a young lady, so I click her profile because I want to see her picture. The thumbnail looked nice. I wanted to see the rest of the profile, see if the carpet master drapes, you know what I'm saying, see how good she looked. When I click her profile, it's private. Ugh, I hate that. First off, if you follow me, that should automatically mean that I have access to your profile. You have already decided that this is someone I want to interact with. So I shouldn't have to follow you in order to see your profile. But I was intrigued. I'm already halfway there. Let's hit the follow button. I hit the follow button thinking I'm going to see more pictures of this single beautiful female that is a single female in this picture. But when I click the profile after she accepts my request.

01:05:00 - 01:05:15 | Speaker 3:

because it's nothing but, like, baby photos of, like, her kid. And now I'm like, I didn't follow you to look at this baby. I followed you because I wanted to see you. Now I feel like, is it wrong if I unfollow her because of that reason?

01:05:15 - 01:05:23 | Speaker 5:

No. Well, but I feel like that says something to her. I feel like you can't unfollow. You know, you can just mute. Just mute her so you don't see it.

01:05:23 - 01:05:25 | Speaker 3:

That's doing too much. I'd rather just unfollow you.

01:05:25 - 01:05:40 | Speaker 5:

But that's like a, that's like a blazing like sign that you're not interested anymore. Do you think she'll even notice? It's also kind of rude. If she likes him, she'll notice it, right? No. If he unfollows her, she still follows him.

01:05:40 - 01:06:05 | Speaker 4:

She won't even notice. Bruh, people need better. Nah, people need better social media content. We should have like a voting process, almost like American Idol-esque, where if your profile is not interesting enough, we vote you out, you're eliminated, get off the internet, and everybody should be public it's her profile she can post whatever she wants yeah that's what she uses her social for social media is not for you it's for other people to judge you well

01:06:05 - 01:06:09 | Speaker 2:

cabbage is a dirty bastard that he was thinking dirty things about her and then he saw the kid

01:06:09 - 01:06:34 | Speaker 3:

he felt guilty no no that's that's not at all and i wasn't thinking dirty things if you look at somebody's like little thumbnail that's like an introduction and i was very intrigued based on our picture i wanted to see more then i hated the fact that i couldn't see more because it was private so then there's like a little suspense because now i gotta wait for her to accept it so then when i see she accepts it i'm like bet like i'm about to see a plethora of photos and

01:06:34 - 01:06:47 | Speaker 4:

then it's just this bald head ass baby this is not what i signed up for there's a guy version of this and it's when you only have cars on your profile yeah that's true or dogs um can can i ask

01:06:47 - 01:07:27 | Speaker 2:

uh can i ask a question why does instagram do that uh where facebook at least you can see like first few photos like you can see like a couple of things sometimes depending on the settings why is why does Instagram first off I hate the fact that in Instagram you don't even know the person's name so you have no clue because they can make up whatever name they want you know Zach 244 or something like that and then and then I uh I also hate the fact that the thumbnail is so small you can't even see what the person looks like yeah like so you have no idea if it's somebody you recognize but I want to go back to something with Kevin I want to go back to the fact that You only accept girls from their thumbnails that you think maybe look good. And just because this woman's a mom, you don't like her?

01:07:27 - 01:07:43 | Speaker 3:

It's not about her being a mom. The reason why I follow you is because I'm interested in your life. I want her kids part of her life. But that's not all your life. And I'm not looking to just look at your child. I want to see you. You want to see her. Yeah, they need like baby grandma or something.

01:07:43 - 01:07:44 | Speaker 5:

Beggars can't be choosers, Kev.

01:07:44 - 01:07:57 | Speaker 2:

I ain't begging for speed. Wait, did you just say speed? I said spit. Oh, I thought I heard it. No, no. I was close, though. I just think that you are a dirty dog. That has nothing to do with dirty dogs.

01:07:57 - 01:08:02 | Speaker 3:

If you, bruh. I'm unfollowing you now. Okay, so look. Why isn't her baby her profile picture?

01:08:03 - 01:08:06 | Speaker 2:

Because that's not her. That's part of her life.

01:08:06 - 01:08:09 | Speaker 3:

Exactly. So why is all of the other pictures just her baby?

01:08:10 - 01:08:36 | Speaker 2:

I don't. Okay, where are your thoughts on this one? 844-MOJO-LIVE. If you're a mom, if you're a mom. See, don't do that. You are a mom listening to the show right now, and you can tell that only one person, one guy on the show cares about you, me. I don't care about – I'll see all your kids' photos. I have no problem with that. Do you date single moms? For sure. You're okay with that? Yeah, I had a drink of one yesterday. What's going on, Sarah? Hi.

01:08:37 - 01:08:37 | Unknown:

What?

01:08:37 - 01:09:01 | Speaker 1:

Hi. I'm a single mom of two kids, and my everything is private. the only things that i post are of my kids so you're cooling in the back it it's 2025 i mean no one's gonna have everything open to the public i guess unless you're yeah so okay so what do you

01:09:01 - 01:09:10 | Speaker 2:

so basically you're saying to kevin that this person's you're trying to keep your life private right other than your most precious thing your child or you just don't like your photos that's

01:09:10 - 01:09:18 | Speaker 1:

why you're not posting these pictures right yeah i get it i understand but i think that kev i kev

01:09:18 - 01:09:22 | Speaker 2:

is trying to deep dive and see a little bit more out of this woman that's what i'm saying

01:09:22 - 01:09:28 | Speaker 1:

i don't agree with you but that's what you're saying the deep dive results to her kids she's

01:09:28 - 01:09:33 | Speaker 3:

probably all about her kids and that's cool but are you gonna be mad if i unfollow you

01:09:33 - 01:09:39 | Speaker 1:

no she probably don't care because she's worried about her kids did you check the tab to see other

01:09:39 - 01:09:44 | Speaker 5:

photos that she was tagged in maybe by friends no i didn't do that okay so do that yeah you're

01:09:44 - 01:09:56 | Speaker 2:

right let me chelsea what are your thoughts on this what do you think of kevin oh how do we untag those chelsea chelsea is that what you said i did you say kelsey it's written down here as

01:09:56 - 01:09:59 | Speaker 1:

chelsea go ahead i just heard her say chelsea yeah confused that's okay

01:10:00 - 01:10:30 | Speaker 4:

go ahead sorry first time long time I think that's so cool um no I just like to say that I have you just lost a follower I just recently followed all of you guys because I wanted to put a name with the face I listen to you guys all the time and that is such a shallow comment I'm like my jaw dropped when he said because she posts her child? No, it's not.

01:10:31 - 01:10:55 | Speaker 5:

Slow down, slow down, because you are a part of the community, I'm assuming, of mothers, and when you hear something, sometimes you don't hear what people say. You hear how it made you feel. And I want to clarify, it's not the fact that she's a mom. It's the fact that the only thing that she posts, she's not even in these pictures with her child. It's literally just baby pictures. It's like I'm following a girl with baby pictures.

01:10:55 - 01:10:56 | Speaker 6:

That's the important thing in her life.

01:10:56 - 01:10:58 | Speaker 5:

Maybe that's what her life is.

01:10:58 - 01:11:05 | Speaker 4:

That's her pride and joy. Maybe she's a brand-new mom, and that's all she does, and it's everything that she loves.

01:11:05 - 01:11:09 | Speaker 5:

And that is beautiful. I just don't want to see a baby profile.

01:11:09 - 01:11:10 | Speaker 2:

Right.

01:11:10 - 01:11:22 | Speaker 5:

That's all I'm saying. Like, if I only post... So, for example, you wanted to put a face with a name, which is why you followed everybody. If you follow me and all I show were pictures of my Jeep Grand Cherokee, would that be disappointing to you?

01:11:23 - 01:11:25 | Speaker 1:

I mean, I get it. I just wouldn't care.

01:11:25 - 01:11:32 | Speaker 4:

I would feel like, okay, that's who you are. But you would unfollow. You wouldn't continuously follow. I would not unfollow.

01:11:33 - 01:11:34 | Speaker 6:

I would unfollow.

01:11:35 - 01:11:37 | Speaker 4:

Absolutely not. That is wild.

01:11:37 - 01:12:00 | Speaker 6:

I think there are some people that use their social media differently than you do, Kevin and Megan. I think that some people like to, they're not into seeing themselves. They want to see others on there. Maybe they use it to watch others. What if this woman just likes to see you, Kevin, in all your countless basketball pictures with everybody at Pistons games?

01:12:00 - 01:12:27 | Speaker 2:

That's fine. I don't know. And maybe this is a mean problem. I don't understand why sometimes Instagram specifically is used as, like, a public photo album of children. And that, to me, just, like, kind of gives me the heebie-jeebies a little bit. Like, it's one thing if it's your family and there's pictures of you and you and maybe your significant other and then you and your kids. But when it's like just a baby, an online baby book is weird to me.

01:12:27 - 01:12:40 | Speaker 1:

I feel like some people do that, though, like one, because they're proud, but also because like I know it's more specifically Facebook than Instagram. But that's their method of sharing with their family. I get that. So they do it.

01:12:40 - 01:12:42 | Speaker 2:

But aren't you worried to have that on the Internet?

01:12:42 - 01:12:55 | Speaker 1:

Well, and also I would hope that every parent is careful about what they post. Yeah. I mean, even myself, I've had I've looked back at my Instagram and deleted some things that I thought in the moment were like cool to post.

01:12:55 - 01:13:06 | Speaker 6:

But but I also think that some people I think people when they're on social media, they don't they maybe they don't feel as comfortable just showing them where this is their pride and joy that they're showing is their children.

01:13:06 - 01:13:17 | Speaker 1:

Well, and in Kev's girl's case, it is a private profile. So she's probably, she's hopefully, again, very careful about who she's accepting to share those photos with of her kid.

01:13:17 - 01:13:45 | Speaker 2:

Which I think is very fair, but I think a lot of times when we're talking about how we grew up and a lot of people say, I'm so glad that I didn't grow up on the internet or social media wasn't really a thing when I was a teenager or whatever. Then I'm of the generation of like, I was the first teen to be on it, right? I was the first teens on Facebook and MySpace and all that. And we were kind of experimental. And now, but we, like, chose to be on it. And now I feel like we're forcing kids to be on it before they're choosing to be online. And I don't think this is, like, a great cycle to be on.

01:13:45 - 01:13:59 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, but nobody knows the kid's name. They know the mom's name. It's not like she's giving out so much personal stuff. I think people don't use social media like we use social media, showing off our stuff. People use it to show off what makes them happy.

01:13:59 - 01:14:00 | Speaker 2:

That's super fair.

01:14:00 - 01:14:01 | Speaker 6:

What's up, Ashton? What are your thoughts?

01:14:03 - 01:14:59 | Speaker 3:

Hey, what's up? First time, long time. And I agree with Kevin, man. But I also agree with Megan on quite a few things as well, you know. From Kevin's point of view, you know, when he follows somebody, he wants to, you know, see what's going on with them and how they look and, you know, what possibly they're into, you know, and where kind of their interests align and things like that. And then, you know, on Megan's perspective, because I'm a new dad, you know, a soon-to-be dad. Congrats. And thank you, thank you. And I just, I don't know how I really feel about, like, posting my daughter, like, constantly all the time. Because, like, there's just so many weird.

01:15:00 - 01:15:04 | Speaker 4:

things that could that could just happen by somebody just seeing their face yeah and i'll

01:15:04 - 01:15:20 | Speaker 5:

fully say that i'm giving this from the perspective of the only person here who doesn't have kids so like i don't have to make those choices i don't know what that decision process is like it the internet just stresses me out yeah no and and i i i totally understand you on that i'm

01:15:20 - 01:16:00 | Speaker 4:

i'm kind of from the same point that that you're coming from is i grew up whenever like everything was kind of coming into fruition and the internet was was really coming into being what it is now and not that like we were forced on it or anything but it it's more of a decision to kind of like stay away from those things because it's not that it's a it's always a dangerous place there's really good things out of it like in heaven's point of view you know he's meeting new people and he's finding, you know, a possible relationship. But there's that other side that's just crazy, and oh, my God. Yeah.

01:16:00 - 01:16:04 | Speaker 3:

Thank you for the call, Ashton. Valerie, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

01:16:06 - 01:16:59 | Speaker 7:

Hi. This is Valerie. I agree with Kevin. Kevin, but you've got to remember, you've got all these women around in your studio. You've got to think like a man. A man don't want to see all your baby pictures. He's not there to see your family. He's there to see what you look like. Drop her. it all is being truthful rude that drives me crazy i'd rather have a rude friend who tells me that i look like crap in that outfit than to say oh you look good what are you talking about i want to what are you talking about wait what was that last comment she's mad at you about a comment i've said rude if you canceled her because of a kid No, he's being truthful. He don't want to see the kid. When is it wrong to be truthful? When did truthful become being rude? Oh, a long time ago.

01:16:59 - 01:17:00 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, okay.

01:17:02 - 01:17:16 | Speaker 1:

I don't know that I used the word rude. If I did, that was probably the wrong word. I just said it would send a certain message to her about Kev's interest if he followed her and then 24 hours later unfollowed her.

01:17:16 - 01:17:40 | Speaker 3:

and i and i also think then talked about it on the radio and did it for a 10 minute topic uh that might be a little bit unrued too but that's okay she's is she listening right now what's her what's her name what's her uh i'm gonna follow her baby i want to see what her brie what's going on brie hi good morning what's happening how are you we're doing good what's

01:17:40 - 01:17:52 | Speaker 6:

going on i was just saying everybody was misunderstanding kev it wasn't that she was posting her child it was that that was the only thing that she was posting he wanted to see some

01:17:52 - 01:18:07 | Speaker 3:

pictures of her there we go where are her near topless photos exactly maybe a breastfeeding photo of her with the child there we go no then then we're all good

01:18:07 - 01:18:26 | Speaker 2:

wkqi detroit wsnx muskegon grand rapids wvks toledo three great stations one stupid show either new nor improved but still better than the rest just mojo in the morning uh all right

01:18:26 - 01:18:35 | Speaker 3:

mojo in the morning show you can't do this at the gym megan what did they do what was me and i have

01:18:35 - 01:19:45 | Speaker 5:

a question as to why some things are totally acceptable to do at the gym and other things are not because i got a lot of dirty looks and i don't think that it was very justified actually quite frankly i think i am starting a new uh revolution when it comes to gym etiquette and i am um creating a new pathway call me a trailblazer if you must and i demand um i don't understand why some people can sit on a treadmill and sit on tiktok the whole time or watch television or take a book and read it which I think are all acceptable things to do on a treadmill at the gym but I got dirty looks when I took my switch oh really yeah I got a lot of dirty looks like people were like you don't play video games at the gym was it dirty looks or was it people going I've never seen because I've never seen that before it was dirty looks and I was like Harry Potter of course it was I'm in the middle of Hogwarts Legacy I put that down for like four months and I picked it back up again and now I'm fully addicted I it is consuming my life in a way that is unhealthy but I thought is it better to sit on the couch and play this game or just go to the gym and walk on the treadmill like I normally would and play the game because I don't run I walk on the treadmill so why not? Do you have headphones in or are you letting the sound

01:19:45 - 01:19:59 | Speaker 3:

play? No I play it silently. Okay people get very upset when people and I and it's understandable when they talk on speakerphone and not with headsets because they're like why am I listening to your conversation but if you're silent with your switch

01:20:00 - 01:20:02 | Speaker 1:

Why would somebody care if it's a phone or a switch?

01:20:02 - 01:20:21 | Speaker 5:

I don't know. And I've seen people, and it would be one thing to be like, oh, you're not focusing on your workout. But you could say the same thing about people on TikTok or watching television. Like, I don't want to watch the news. I don't want to watch TBS reruns. And I don't want to watch old sports games. Like, that's not fun to me. So what's the big deal if I take a switch? Who cares? I agree.

01:20:22 - 01:20:32 | Speaker 2:

I think it has something to do with the fact that you are a trailblazer. I think people are looking like, why didn't I think of you? How cool does that work out? You know what I mean? That's kind of cool.

01:20:33 - 01:20:41 | Speaker 1:

That is cool. I've never heard of that before. That's awesome. Megan, was this at where we think it was? Was it at Planet Fitness?

01:20:41 - 01:20:47 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, and to be fair, none of the employees did not care. They're awesome there. It's the judgment-free zone.

01:20:47 - 01:20:53 | Speaker 1:

That's right. They're breaking the rules. Call Brian Reef up right now and have that person's membership taken away.

01:20:53 - 01:21:07 | Speaker 4:

Although I will tell you something. I am starting to judge people at My Planet Fitness. How dare you? because if you sit on the machines and just are on your phone and you're not doing a dang thing and actually using the machine, I get so mad.

01:21:07 - 01:21:14 | Speaker 5:

Now, hear me out. That's why you need a switch, because I can remove one of the side panels and deck it at you, and I still have the other panel.

01:21:15 - 01:21:23 | Speaker 4:

I understand you need to take a break, like a moment or two in between sets, but if you're there for like 10 minutes and I'm watching you and you are just on your phone, it drives me nuts, it drives me crazy.

01:21:24 - 01:21:50 | Speaker 1:

I do want to say this, that I think that we've now tapped out on the people that thought that they were going to work out for the year? Like I've started. No. It was near impossible for a while there. Like it got to a point, and I thought it was great for obviously the Planet Fitness business. We love them. We want them to be highly successful. But anybody that has been to any gyms but a Planet Fitness knows that the two-week-and-done people are probably almost done, right?

01:21:50 - 01:21:54 | Speaker 5:

I find that it doesn't really die down until March, and then people die down.

01:21:54 - 01:22:18 | Speaker 1:

That's a long time. but those people here's the deal you guys it's okay for you guys to have that membership it's only 15 a month just don't go as often as you do because we want to i and i don't worry about the equipment i worry about my parking spot to me it's about you know i go i go to 30 in the after what time you go megan because you work all day and stuff uh i usually just try to get home and

01:22:18 - 01:22:57 | Speaker 5:

then go so it really depends like some days i get out of here kind of early and some days I am stuck here all day so it depends I'll hit like the after work normal gym crowd and that always drives me nuts I try to play that I know sometimes if I get out of work late here and I know that I'm gonna hit that after work gym crew I go no gym today it's fine like I'll skip today but here's what's gross I don't have to worry about parking spaces because I I run to the gym do you really even when it's this cold out I do oh it's good I mean good for you but But that's dedication. It takes me just as long to get there as it does to go walk to my car and get my car out of the garage and get to the parking lot.

01:22:58 - 01:22:58 | Speaker 4:

Yeah.

01:22:59 - 01:23:02 | Speaker 1:

Hold on. Markeia, what's happening? It's Mojo in the morning.

01:23:03 - 01:23:07 | Speaker 3:

Hey, this is Markeia. Long time, second time.

01:23:08 - 01:23:10 | Speaker 2:

I like your vibe. Markeia on the phone.

01:23:11 - 01:23:50 | Speaker 3:

What's going on? Markeia on the phone. So I'm calling because, Megan, you're awesome for that. I think that is so amazing. I've never seen anyone play the switch. Come above, dot, dot, dot. No, no, no, no, no. You're good. You're all good. I seen this guy, though, reading a book. And I'm like, how are you keeping up with the words while you're walking on the treadmill? So that threw me off a little bit. But, you know, to teach his own. So, no, that's cool. Because I'll watch, like, Netflix and Hulu if I'm not in the mood to go to the gym. Watching my show will get me going. I just got a full workout in and binge-watched my show at the same time. Yeah, that's great.

01:23:51 - 01:24:02 | Speaker 5:

You know what kills me is turning on something new on Netflix and then having it be horrifically inappropriate and knowing that the people around me have seen me looking at something that I should not be looking at while in public.

01:24:03 - 01:24:03 | Speaker 1:

Oh, God.

01:24:03 - 01:24:05 | Speaker 3:

That's happened to me before, too.

01:24:05 - 01:24:15 | Speaker 5:

Dude, I was watching a movie one time, and I was like, I swear to God, this isn't porn. Like, I looked around and said, somebody's going to think I'm the creeper that's watching porn in public.

01:24:15 - 01:24:32 | Speaker 1:

I get that on planes all the time, too. You want to watch a movie, and the movie has something dirty in it, and you're like, oh, God, they're thinking I'm watching a porn, you know? Markeia, do you ever find people, like, peering over your shoulder and looking at your stuff that you're watching? Like, do you ever get that?

01:24:32 - 01:24:39 | Speaker 3:

Dude, I swear I feel like people do that, and I just tell myself it's in my head because I'm looking over their shoulder.

01:24:41 - 01:24:59 | Speaker 1:

Right. Right. But it's funny. If I saw somebody with a switch, I probably wouldn't give Megan a dirty look. I'd be like, oh, what's that? Oh, look at that. Like I would be, like you said, I think I'm more intrigued by it. People are texting in, by the way, saying, Megan, that's genius. Zach, what's up? Zach wants to say something to you, Megan.

01:25:00 - 01:25:23 | Speaker 6:

on buddy hey good morning everybody what's up two things for you megan first off hogwarts legacy i picked that up i bench played it beat that story so i get you being addicted all right okay second you go girl get that cardio on you know if you're playing the switch or not you're getting that cardio and most people don't i gotta be honest with you the entire time you're

01:25:23 - 01:25:32 | Speaker 4:

talking my butthole was pucker because i was waiting for the backhanded like slap to come I appreciate you. You go, girl. Get it.

01:25:32 - 01:25:35 | Speaker 6:

Love you. Good job. I love y'all. Bye.

01:25:35 - 01:25:43 | Speaker 2:

Megan, this is a unanimous vote, text, and calls here. What's going on? Amy, it's Mojo in the morning. You also wanted to give Megan a shout out.

01:25:44 - 01:25:44 | Speaker 5:

Hello?

01:25:44 - 01:25:45 | Speaker 2:

Hi, Amy. Hi. Hey.

01:25:46 - 01:25:58 | Speaker 5:

Hi. I just wanted to say, Megan, props to you for going to the gym, baby, because, yeah, I don't do that. But what's your game of choice on the switch? Because it's all about Animal Crossing for me.

01:25:58 - 01:26:16 | Speaker 3:

Oh, no, I hate Animal Crossing. I am very much into it. Really? Yes, Hogwarts Legacy. I'm a big Portal girl, so I love Portal 2. I was a big Breath of the Wild girl. I played that nonstop, but I need to get Skyrim really bad for it because I had Skyrim on Xbox, and I need it on my Switch.

01:26:17 - 01:26:22 | Speaker 5:

I think I need to live a little bit more, so I'm going to look up some Harry Potter games.

01:26:22 - 01:26:30 | Speaker 3:

Well, they're about to drop the new Switch, so all of the games on Switch just dropped in prices. So, like, everything's more affordable now than it was a couple of weeks ago.

01:26:31 - 01:26:37 | Speaker 2:

This is an idea. Should we do a gaming night at Planet Fitness? Like, could you imagine if we had people, like, gaming?

01:26:38 - 01:26:47 | Speaker 3:

That's actually. So, Mike and I had this idea. It was, like, what is the problem in, like, having a game tournament at Planet Fitness? That's a good idea.

01:26:48 - 01:26:50 | Speaker 2:

I think the Planet Fitness people would go crazy over that.

01:26:50 - 01:27:02 | Speaker 1:

I just got an old school, very nostalgic Game Boy in a White Elephant gift exchange over Christmas. I'll bring that. I'm not necessarily a gamer, but I'm obsessed with playing Tetris on that stupid thing.

01:27:03 - 01:27:10 | Speaker 2:

Can you imagine if even the screens and stuff like that could have it, and you could sit there and play against each other? That's a fun idea. Game of Madden or something? That'd be fun.

01:27:11 - 01:27:27 | Speaker 6:

Driving in the car and listening to the radio counts as cardio, right? This is Mojo in the Morning. mojo in the mornings dirty on the 30 third dirty of the day let's get it megan it helps if you turn

01:27:27 - 01:29:59 | Speaker 3:

on your microphone yeah yeah that's how we hear you so there was an arrest made uh we've been talking about these tesla attacks that have been happening well authorities have charged a cinematographer with the attack on tesla's parked in a las vegas collision center earlier this month Paul Kim is an activist, was arrested Wednesday on federal and state charges. He faces felony counts, including arson and possession of an explosive device. Officials say he damaged five vehicles in an overnight attack by throwing Molotov cocktails and spraying them with gunfire. Two of the Teslas were engulfed in flames. Resist was spray painted on the front doors of the building. So I know this has been happening all over, but at least something happened in Las Vegas about it. Pete Davidson, not quite ready to talk about his ex-girlfriend, Kim Kardashian. I'm wondering how much of that is just fear of confrontation from Kanye at this point. Pete was one of the panelists appearing on Everybody's Live with John Mulaney, which if you are not watching that on Netflix, I really need you to watch it. it's so good it used to be everybody's live in LA and now it's everybody's live and it's just like everybody across the country well one of the other panelists was the comedian Lunell who I absolutely love and was asking him about his past relationship so Lunell says I want to know the mystique now you've had Kim K he says oh god very loudly laughed uncomfortably uh closed his eyes he buried his face in his hands as Lunell proceeded to go into his dating history which is kind of uncomfortable especially on live television she then suggested that he take her out on a date in order for her to understand his allure uh and she wanted to learn more about why everybody was obsessed with him pete agreed by saying if that's what it takes to stop this then yes i'll take you out which i think is an absolute hysterical way to handle that earlier we talked about megan fox and machine gun kelly uh welcoming their child into the world yesterday but let's talk about some drama going on between Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox's ex-husband, Brian Austin Green. So this happened before Megan Fox gave birth, but it was weeks after the Beverly Hills 9021R, am I Australian? 9021R, O-Star called out MGK for his behavior after his breakup with his ex-fiance, Megan Fox. Brian received an Instagram DM from MGK. In it, MGK wrote, stop asking when our

01:30:00 - 01:32:46 | Speaker 1:

child is going to be born you the feds quit calling tmz focus on that apology you owe me for speaking my name in public mga mgk then warns brian austen green that he chose the wrong one to f with and that he should go back to making cereal commercials so brian austen green posted he said i didn't know child actor was something bad before referencing leonardo dicaprio leo careful he might be coming for you next brian austen green's wife shared this whole post uh commented lol to her page along with two side eye emojis she then added that was about the equivalent of a dog pissing on its territory marking its own in the back area so eloquently put too bravo so i'm living for this drama on instagram and to be quite frank i i do think brian austen green and his wife are handling it, at least in the funnier way. Wendy Williams, heading into the next stage of her guardianship battle, the former talk show host has gotten permission to hire new lawyers to help her out in the case of her guardianship. She's been locked in this for roughly like three-ish years so far. She said she doesn't need the guardianship. And even if she had to have it, at least change out who the guardian is. She has been doing this just huge campaign to try to bring attention to this case whether it's doing interviews with tmz executive producer harvey levin or going on to the view or as i was reminded earlier one of our sister stations uh the breakfast club or sister morning shows the breakfast club the woman convicted of killing music legend selena has been denied a parole after spending decades behind bars for shooting the young singer at that texas motel back in 1995. Yolanda is going to continue serving a life sentence at a prison in Texas after a three-member panel of the Texas Board of Pardons and Paroles voted to not release her. The board said that the panel found that Yolanda continues to pose a threat to public safety and that the nature of the crime indicated a conscious disregard for the lives, safety, or property of others. The next time she's going to be eligible for that review for parole is going to be in 2030 and she's gonna get denied again you think so anything for selena do you do you think she'll ever get out hell no do you think it's because of how famous selena was hell yeah perfect you can check out all of today's dirty by listening to our podcast just search for mojo in the morning on the free iheart radio app In my eyes, would you see what's inside? Would you see me? Anything for Sabina.

01:32:52 - 01:32:57 | Speaker 2:

Celebrity Dirt, directly from the source. It's Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

01:32:59 - 01:33:03 | Speaker 1:

It's time for more Mojo. Mojo in the Morning.

01:33:04 - 01:34:59 | Speaker 2:

Mojo in the Morning Show. So, good morning, your home of the War of the Roses, second date update in the Dirty on the 30. I got completely hosed yesterday. So, went to lunch with Kev and Lydia, and then afterwards, I was, I can't day drink. it's not a good thing. Because if I day drink, it really like knocks me out. And I told Chelsea that we were going to do a date night. And the last thing I needed was me going home and falling asleep on the couch, which would have happened after having a drink when we were at lunch together. So I decided that I was going to go to Starbucks and I was going to get myself some caffeine. So I decided that since I already drank my coffee in the morning and I was going to go through and i was going to do my tea uh and i'm in the drive-thru and it's rather long and i'm like okay this is all right you know i can deal with it i won't fall asleep in the drive-thru and i was excited when i opened up my starbucks app that i actually had uh 275 stars or whatever they call it that's a reward is that a lot oh you get it went at at uh i think at 50 100 and 200 you get some kind of discounts right usually the 200 means you get a freebie out of the deal so i order my uh black tea i said yeah i like my mind you know whatever the whole deal by the way i normally don't but i'm trying not to do double coffee during the day because then i can't sleep at night then i'm screwed it so i ordered it in the person that was on the uh the thing says um the the car in front of you is paying for your bill and i'm thinking to myself oh that sounds very nice no you know that was kind of

01:35:00 - 01:35:09 | Speaker 4:

a cool thing to have happen to me. Maybe they are just kind people, or maybe, who knows, maybe they were somebody that listens to this radio program. Mike's like, no.

01:35:10 - 01:35:13 | Speaker 3:

No, because you know when it comes after that. You know what you have to do after that.

01:35:13 - 01:35:14 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, you know where this went.

01:35:15 - 01:35:21 | Speaker 3:

I mean, I don't know exactly where it went, but I know that you have to pay it forward now, right?

01:35:21 - 01:36:01 | Speaker 4:

Well, that's what was going on. They were 20 cars deep in a pay it forward at the time. Oh, they told you that? They say you're a car 20-year-old. They said, yeah, somebody started to pay it forward. You're 20 cars now into the thing. It's been going on for a while. It was a pretty busy, you know, midday Starbucks run. And so I'm like, okay, I'll pay for the person behind me. And so I said, can I use my stars? And they said, absolutely, you can use your stars. So I use my stars. And after I use my stars, I go and I look, and it shows me how much money got depleted out of my app. $16 and what did I $16 and 56 cents

01:36:01 - 01:36:03 | Speaker 2:

so that means

01:36:03 - 01:36:08 | Speaker 4:

that $5 was free $16 and 56 cents

01:36:08 - 01:36:11 | Speaker 2:

that was a big order so my

01:36:11 - 01:36:26 | Speaker 4:

you know going to get a free Starbucks I just basically screwed my stars on that whole deal and Mike's right on the whole deal that you have to do it you have to or you look like

01:36:26 - 01:36:39 | Speaker 3:

larry david i guess right you can't be the guy to break the chain right you don't want to be there at that point i would almost just say i don't want the coffee now i would do what you did and i would buy it and pay it forward but i don't want to you need a fleetwood max never break the

01:36:39 - 01:37:06 | Speaker 4:

chain you know it's funny i probably recognize it when i heard it because every song every one of their songs i'm going i don't really i'm not a fleetwood mac fan and then all of a sudden i'm like oh i like that song um that that is one of those things where i know that it's my it's just my luck you know it's like just my luck that that happens to me you know where just my luck is i'm gonna get my free drink and i only get get screwed out of the whole deal if they didn't tell you that

01:37:06 - 01:37:23 | Speaker 2:

it was part of a pay it forward and they were 20 cars deep i would have just been like oh that's really nice thank you yep and been done you would yeah i absolutely would have but the fact that they told you that this was happening it's like yeah you gotta do it did a piece of you go ahead

01:37:23 - 01:37:41 | Speaker 6:

I really wonder if any, like, Starbucks employees or former employees are listening. Because I feel like if I was working the window and I had to keep going back and forth between orders and cards. It's annoying. It would make it harder. Or are you judging the person for stopping? I want to know what your thought process is.

01:37:41 - 01:38:01 | Speaker 4:

You know what it's like, honestly? And I was thinking of, like, how I get screwed all the time. It's like when your birthday is coming up and you get a snow day at school and you can't celebrate at school. Right. Like, it's like, oh, so now I can't have a birthday. Even though you get the day off for a snow day, why could the snow day not have fallen on a day that wasn't your birthday?

01:38:02 - 01:38:10 | Speaker 5:

There has to be some piece of you that felt great, though, continuing the chain. No, none of it. Are you serious? Are you kidding me? That's way.

01:38:10 - 01:38:11 | Speaker 4:

Dude, first off.

01:38:11 - 01:38:23 | Speaker 5:

You've got to feel good, man. This is what the world is supposed to be like. Every day we complain about how terrible the world is, how bad people are, and you get the one opportunity to show up and right the wrong, and you want to be screwed.

01:38:23 - 01:38:26 | Speaker 3:

This isn't the one opportunity. You know how many times this happens a week?

01:38:27 - 01:38:28 | Speaker 5:

How many times did it happen to you this week, Mojo?

01:38:29 - 01:38:34 | Speaker 3:

That's one. Exactly. Okay, a week was a bad example. How many times in the last year has it happened?

01:38:35 - 01:38:35 | Speaker 6:

Never.

01:38:36 - 01:38:38 | Speaker 3:

Never? Mike, you're losing. No.

01:38:39 - 01:38:43 | Speaker 6:

Does this happen to you all the time? Do you just have the best karma in the world?

01:38:43 - 01:38:46 | Speaker 3:

It's happened three times in the last, okay, probably two years.

01:38:46 - 01:38:50 | Speaker 4:

Probably two years. But still. Erica, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi.

01:38:50 - 01:38:57 | Speaker 1:

Hi. Hi. I feel like this If I can keep it going I will But if I can't I can't And I'm not going to feel bad about it

01:38:57 - 01:38:58 | Speaker 2:

Yeah And you shouldn't

01:38:58 - 01:39:07 | Speaker 4:

I wish I was you I wish I had the confidence of you Erica Yeah no Would you Would you pop your head out the window And say Not today Like would you do that

01:39:07 - 01:39:16 | Speaker 1:

Sorry But you know what What I would do Is if I could If I could put something on it I would probably give a couple bucks to it But I wouldn't I wouldn't say I'm not covering that Or I'd ask How much is it first

01:39:16 - 01:39:24 | Speaker 4:

Sure that's actually I should have done that I should have said Well how much is the person in the car next to me I'll pay my stars for theirs. What's going on, Mary? Hi.

01:39:25 - 01:39:36 | Speaker 7:

Hi. So I'm a Starbucks barista, and kind of like what Megan was saying, it actually does get super confusing and annoying when it goes on for more than 10 people, because it kind of messes things up for us.

01:39:36 - 01:39:44 | Speaker 2:

So Mary, would you judge if Mojo were to have gone through yesterday and say, thank you, but no thank you, I'm just going to pay for mine?

01:39:44 - 01:39:47 | Speaker 7:

Oh my God, not at all. Okay, well, there you go, everybody.

01:39:47 - 01:39:52 | Speaker 4:

Do you have that happen a lot Where people are like I'm not paying for the person behind me

01:39:52 - 01:39:56 | Speaker 7:

Yeah especially if it's over like $10 They're like okay and they just get their one thing

01:39:56 - 01:40:02 | Speaker 4:

Describe what they look like I'm trying to picture what they look like They look like emo jokes. Profile. Profile.

01:40:03 - 01:40:04 | Speaker 5:

Fat guys.

01:40:04 - 01:40:08 | Speaker 4:

What if you could only afford that $5 coffee, and that's your only thing,

01:40:08 - 01:40:15 | Speaker 5:

and they're like, hey, the person behind you spent $15. Yeah. What now? Or you had a gift card, and that's all you had in your gift card. What's going on, Gabby? How you doing?

01:40:16 - 01:40:17 | Speaker 1:

Good morning.

01:40:17 - 01:40:35 | Speaker 5:

Gabby, hold on. One more analogy, like the snow day analogy. This is like when I was a kid, and I got a Christmas gift. My mom made me share it with my brothers and sisters and friends. I don't want to share my Christmas gift. I don't have to share playing with it. I'm sorry. Go ahead. What were you going to say?

01:40:37 - 01:40:57 | Speaker 1:

I actually used to be a manager at McDonald's, and we used to have people do that all the time. And it actually wasn't that bad. It was really nice to actually, like, see so much hope, you know, and nice people still in the world. But at McDonald's, it was easier because the system actually took pictures of the cars so you could keep track of that.

01:40:57 - 01:41:03 | Speaker 4:

Okay. Hold on, what? McDonald's doing what? Yeah, they take pictures of your car. They take pictures of your car. It's like the CIA.

01:41:03 - 01:41:10 | Speaker 1:

When you're in drive-thru, they take a picture of your car. Yeah. And that way, when you come up to the back window, it knows what your order is.

01:41:10 - 01:41:18 | Speaker 5:

Yeah. Oh, that's interesting. Yeah, and they get fingerprints off of you, too. Wendy, what's going on?

01:41:19 - 01:41:20 | Speaker 2:

Good morning. Good morning.

01:41:20 - 01:41:21 | Speaker 5:

Good morning.

01:41:21 - 01:41:33 | Speaker 2:

I was calling because I love to do this. I love to pay it forward whenever I go through the drive-thru, and I'm on my way. I'm a teacher. I'm on my way to school, and I plan to do that today.

01:41:34 - 01:41:36 | Speaker 5:

Oh, do-gooder.

01:41:38 - 01:41:47 | Speaker 2:

I agree with Kevin 100%. You can't complain about people not being kind if we're not going to do that ourselves, and I talk to my students about that all the time.

01:41:48 - 01:41:50 | Speaker 4:

Hey, Wendy, Wendy, you on Cash App?

01:41:51 - 01:41:52 | Speaker 2:

No, I'm on Venmo.

01:41:53 - 01:41:59 | Speaker 4:

I don't do Venmo. Come on. You were going to send her money? I was going to send her 10. What's your Venmo, Wendy? We'll figure it out.

01:42:00 - 01:42:17 | Speaker 5:

Bendy went off the air, tell us. Off the air, tell us. Hey, real quick. Let me give you another analogy. I got another analogy. It's like when you go out to lunch with two of your co-worker friends, and you're going to pay the bill, and the one co-worker friend orders food for the family at home.

01:42:17 - 01:42:26 | Speaker 4:

See, I knew you was going to do this. You did not. No, listen. He's setting it up completely wrong. I literally said, I'm going to order.

01:42:26 - 01:42:28 | Speaker 5:

What's that, Wendy? I'm sorry. What were you saying? Don't let Wendy.

01:42:29 - 01:42:32 | Speaker 2:

I heard this. I heard this, and I agree with Kevin on this, too.

01:42:32 - 01:42:34 | Speaker 5:

No, no, no. You're talking about the McDonald's thing.

01:42:34 - 01:42:35 | Speaker 2:

Take a meal home.

01:42:35 - 01:42:35 | Speaker 5:

No.

01:42:35 - 01:42:40 | Speaker 2:

No, no, no. They're talking about the meal thing when you went out to dinner and somebody got that meal for their wife.

01:42:41 - 01:42:48 | Speaker 5:

Yeah. Kev did that to me again. So that must have happened. That's not what happened, bro. Kev let yesterday. No, go ahead.

01:42:48 - 01:43:03 | Speaker 4:

I'm just joking. Say your lies. Say your lies. Shannon, this is what really happened. Yeah. We had our food, and I was like, I'm about to order. Yeah, Sherelle wants something. I'm going to order something from Melinda. Cancel out the bill so that I can order a separate one. And you know, Mojo. No, just go ahead.

01:43:03 - 01:43:08 | Speaker 3:

Just order it. Just go ahead. Yes, yeah, yeah. That's what happened. Yes, I agree with you. Paid it forward twice.

01:43:08 - 01:43:39 | Speaker 5:

Yes, there you go. I'm just kidding. I did do exactly that. I just wanted to make it look good. No, no, no, don't do that. Because you do this to every one of us on the show, and they make us seem crazy. I'm sorry, I've got to take a break. Hold on, hold on. If only Kate could go directly to our boobs instead of our thighs. This is Mojo in the Morning. WKQI Detroit. WSNX Muskegon Grand Rapids. WVKS Toledo. This is Mojo in the Morning.

01:43:39 - 01:43:41 | Speaker 1:

Oh, Mojo, he's amazing.

01:43:42 - 01:44:10 | Speaker 5:

Live. Mojo in the Morning. We're commercial-free now for over an hour. So no commercials for more than an hour on your drive to wherever you're going, dropping the kids off or you just going into work um you know what this is a good topic to to do right now because there's a lot of uh ladies listening who maybe have done this to their guys but shannon is the embarrassing spouse uh what did you do to embarrass your husband um just exist

01:44:10 - 01:45:17 | Speaker 3:

really i think at this point but no yesterday west facetimed me from the car that he he's traveling right now he's out of the country and so he was with four or five other guys in a vehicle and he FaceTimed me and I was so excited because I didn't expect to be able to talk to him let alone actually see him so actually it happened at the end of the show Megan you were you were in the studio Zach you were in the city yes I started I answered the FaceTime and I started squealing and I'm like oh my god you are so cute I miss you so much you look so cute like I couldn't stop and i could tell that he was like yeah and they like moved the face time like from side to side and i was like oh there are other dudes around you and i'm behaving like i would if there was nobody or else around him and so he was like oh yeah thanks i love you too it was funny to me because he called you which means i have some time and then you did that and all of a sudden he was like so i gotta go yeah he did he was like okay we're just saying hi i'm gonna go you know what's funny the guys

01:45:17 - 01:45:52 | Speaker 2:

that i'm friends with that i'll golf with talk like really differently around their their wives like their wives will call and these guys are like all goofy and fun and stuff and their wife will call and they'll go hey how you doing yeah what's going on and their wives are like hey hon how are you what's going on and they're like yeah okay all right and i think that in wes's case in these guys case they're doing it because they're they're thinking that these other guys don't talk to their girls or have their girls talk to them like that which is such a shame right like you know it's like

01:45:52 - 01:45:54 | Speaker 4:

We get embarrassed. And everybody's in the same boat.

01:45:55 - 01:45:55 | Speaker 2:

Yeah.

01:45:55 - 01:46:06 | Speaker 4:

You know, like you're all a little nicer and mushier at home behind closed doors. And we all know that. But it's like this weird, you're embarrassed when it happens in public type of thing.

01:46:07 - 01:46:16 | Speaker 2:

It is kind of funny, though. It's like as guys, if we just embraced it and we're like, oh, snuggle bunny or whatever the heck. Snuggle bunny. Shuggy boogie or I don't know.

01:46:16 - 01:46:20 | Speaker 4:

I did not say shuggy boogie or snuggle bunny. Thank God.

01:46:20 - 01:46:20 | Unknown:

Yeah.

01:46:20 - 01:46:26 | Speaker 2:

whatever you like start calling out like names or something oh i did say lovey because i call

01:46:26 - 01:46:37 | Speaker 4:

him lovey you call him lovey you know this lovey all right and every time you act surprised lovey i'm like yeah that's the name that we've had for like four years oh i know that's just the same

01:46:37 - 01:47:07 | Speaker 2:

you guys been together for four years well 2021 yeah wow are you kidding me it's been that long That's wild. That's lovey. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Are there other women that sense that their guys get embarrassed whenever they'll call them and you guys will talk to each other? Or are there any guys that are willing to admit the fact that they kind of like change their tone when they talk to their girls?

01:47:08 - 01:47:16 | Speaker 3:

You know, I'm sorry. I'm doing that to you a lot today. I hate when guys are around their friends and they won't say I love you back.

01:47:17 - 01:47:27 | Speaker 4:

Do you ever have a guy do that? No, but if that were the case, I would call right back. Because I do that to anybody. If my sister doesn't say it, if my mom doesn't say it, I call right back.

01:47:27 - 01:47:38 | Speaker 3:

I did have a guy that would say you too. And I'm like, your buddies who you're with right now have seen us doing inappropriate things, drunk at a bar at two in the morning. You can say I love you too. They know.

01:47:39 - 01:48:08 | Speaker 2:

They're discounting you when they do that. when they won't say love you back or won't, you know, talk to you the way that they normally would talk to you, you know? 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. The text is 95500. I actually, to be quite honest with you, I don't think we're going to get any calls on this because you want to know why? No guy's going to admit that he talks to his girl differently because he's hoping that his girl doesn't realize it.

01:48:08 - 01:48:09 | Speaker 4:

We all know.

01:48:10 - 01:48:29 | Speaker 2:

And there are women that are listening right now. They have to be the ones calling them out. There are women that are listening and going, yeah, you're right. I call my husband when he's at work all the time, and he's in front of his other friends, and he kind of has a different tone with me than he would have with me if he knows it's just me on the phone or, you know, there's no other people listening to this conversation.

01:48:29 - 01:48:46 | Speaker 1:

I think in my situation I've never altered the way that I've spoken to my significant other when I'm on the phone. But if I'm out with the homies, I'm trying to rush you off the phone so I can get back to doing what I'm doing. And maybe that rushing changes how you're receiving our communication and our love.

01:48:47 - 01:48:54 | Speaker 4:

Or maybe you don't realize that the rushing also comes off very differently on the other end. That's what I'm saying. You know, oh, yeah, yeah.

01:48:54 - 01:49:07 | Speaker 2:

Hey, Doug, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning, Doug. How you doing, man? Good morning. I'm trying to talk to him more cool because I'm afraid who's listening. Hey, what's up, bro? How the ball's hanging this morning.

01:49:07 - 01:49:16 | Speaker 5:

What? I was just thinking, you know, the reason that we got to change it up on the phone is because we can't be having fun and letting our wives know that we're having fun without them there.

01:49:17 - 01:49:18 | Unknown:

Oh, that's a whole new...

01:49:18 - 01:49:30 | Speaker 5:

Bruh. If we're out there having a good time, they use it. They're not going to enjoy that. But if we're just like, oh, yeah, you know, it's whatever, you know, it's okay, blah, blah, blah, blah. Then they get off the phone and then they go back to our business. That's a whole word.

01:49:30 - 01:49:38 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, but... Very honest. As a woman, if you're dating somebody and she doesn't want you to be happy, don't date her.

01:49:38 - 01:49:44 | Speaker 1:

No, no, no. It's not that she doesn't want you to be happy. It's just that when that happiness doesn't include her, there's something to it.

01:49:44 - 01:49:52 | Speaker 3:

So don't date her. That's all y'all know. If you can be happy, you just can't be as happy as you are when you're with her. That's not true at all. Y'all love this.

01:49:52 - 01:50:14 | Speaker 4:

I literally push Wes to please go hang out with friends, please. That makes me so happy. Ashley, what's up? It's Mojo on the Morning Show, 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. What's going on, Ashley? Hi, how are you? Great. I'm good, Ashley. I'm good, Snuggle Bunny. What's going on?

01:50:15 - 01:50:21 | Speaker 5:

I feel like that's the one that you use, Mojo. You've said it a few times. It rolls off very easily. What's happening?

01:50:22 - 01:50:25 | Speaker 3:

I actually met you as a jingle ball, Mojo, Snuggle Bunny.

01:50:25 - 01:50:31 | Speaker 1:

He friendzoned, or she friendzoned him. Snuggle buddy, no snuggle buddy.

01:50:34 - 01:50:36 | Speaker 4:

Ashley, what's your guy like when he talks to you? What does he do?

01:50:38 - 01:50:54 | Speaker 3:

So I've been married, actually, with him for 20 years. And when I call him, you know, I don't really bother him during the day. You know, he thinks it's an emergency. But I'm like, okay, love you. And he'll, you know, kind of just, okay, you know, he's at work and he doesn't say it back. Like, I think he gets all embarrassed in front of his friends.

01:50:54 - 01:50:58 | Speaker 4:

He won't say I love you back to you? That's crazy. What does he do?

01:50:58 - 01:51:05 | Speaker 3:

He does say, you know, here and there, but, you know, you can tell that he's like, uh-huh, yeah, like, you know, I don't know.

01:51:05 - 01:51:06 | Speaker 4:

That's funny.

01:51:06 - 01:51:10 | Speaker 5:

See, you call him right back. And you keep calling until he says it back.

01:51:11 - 01:51:16 | Speaker 3:

He does do it, you know, sometimes, but, you know, there are times when he's like, okay, yep, uh-huh, and then he'll be like, uh-huh, and then he'll be like, uh-huh, and then he'll be like, uh-huh, and then he'll be like.

01:51:18 - 01:51:25 | Speaker 4:

Hey, thanks for the call. It was really nice to meet you, Ashley. Heather, what's happening? Heather, what does your husband do when you guys talk to each other?

01:51:26 - 01:51:43 | Speaker 2:

Hi. Yeah, so my husband works in a shop. He's a mechanic, but he will talk even louder and talk about the most inappropriate things around all of his guy friends at work. Oh, I love it. So he'll talk about favors at home or things like that. Favors.

01:51:43 - 01:51:49 | Speaker 4:

Wow. That's great. And you know what? Every single one of those guys thinks you're the biggest freak in the world, and they love you for it.

01:51:49 - 01:51:54 | Speaker 2:

might be why they look weird when i come in the shower

01:51:54 - 01:52:01 | Speaker 4:

uh hold on misfit victor what's going on good morning you got something to add to this

01:52:01 - 01:52:19 | Speaker 5:

hey shannon real quick uh with west being in nepal i i spoke to somebody that went over there as long as they know he's canadian uh they won't do anything like to kidnap him and hold him for oh good oh that makes me happy the canadian exchange rate is so bad thank you he's safe Thank you.

01:52:19 - 01:52:22 | Speaker 4:

Is that what you're calling for? Come on. She's already freaked out enough.

01:52:23 - 01:53:03 | Speaker 5:

No, I had a friend of mine named Sam Wheat, and he was married to this girl, Molly. And every time Molly would say, I love you, all he would say is ditto. And then one day he was murdered by this guy named... Dude, get off the phone. Get off the phone. Yeah, and Otome Brown, Otome Brown, who was a psychic, went up to Molly and was like, I have a message from Sam. And he was like, I love you. It's from the movie Ghost. And Molly was like, hey, Sam would never say that. You are so dumb. Lydia, screen his calls from now on. Willie Lopez killed him. Yeah, it was crazy. It was crazy.

01:53:04 - 01:53:05 | Speaker 1:

I'm so old, Victor.

01:53:06 - 01:53:11 | Speaker 5:

Victor. Victor. They used to make pottery together.

01:53:12 - 01:53:16 | Speaker 4:

Do you know what I'm going to do to you? I'm going to kidnap you.

01:53:17 - 01:53:26 | Speaker 5:

By the way, I met you at the Jingle Ball Hall show. Shannon, she hides her crazy well. This is Mojo in the Morning.

01:53:29 - 01:53:34 | Speaker 4:

Back to Mojo in the Morning. Mojo in the Morning. Megan did the unthinkable last night.

01:53:34 - 01:53:36 | Speaker 1:

Don't phrase it. You set me up for failure.

01:53:36 - 01:53:49 | Speaker 4:

What Megan did last night might be the rudest and crudest thing that you could possibly ever do. If you're somebody in the service industry, listen up. Although I think we're doing this at a time that service industry people might be fast asleep. But go ahead. What did you do?

01:53:49 - 01:54:59 | Speaker 1:

So I was on my way home last night, and it was that awkward time of night where everything starts closing, but I haven't eaten all day. So I'm, like, very, very hungry, and I'm trying to figure out something to eat other than fast food. And I was trying to order on apps, like, on my way home so I could just swing by and pick it up. And every time I would open an app, it was like, this location is no longer accepting online orders because it was too close to their closing time where they wouldn't accept any orders. And I did that at so many locations and was thinking, well, they close in 10 minutes. By the time I get there, they'll still be open for five minutes. And I pulled into a restaurant five minutes before they closed. Now, it was not a sit-down restaurant. All right. I want to make it very clear. I worked in the food service industry, and we had people that would walk in two minutes before door lock, and you have to give them full dinner service. If they are in the doors before close, they get full dinner service no matter how long it takes. This was a, I ordered at the counter, I picked it up, and I left the restaurant. A carryout place. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I still got there five minutes before they closed, and I felt like the biggest.

01:55:00 - 01:55:04 | Speaker 7:

A-hole, but I was so hungry and everything was closing. Yeah.

01:55:05 - 01:55:20 | Speaker 1:

My favorite in those working at a restaurant like that, you'd always have those people come in last minute and they would go, what time do you close? And you'd be like five minutes from now. And they would go, oh, okay, cool, cool, cool. We still have time. And you'd be like, ooh. You'd want to spit in their food. You don't, but you want to.

01:55:20 - 01:55:42 | Speaker 6:

It's not even that. I always get really, and Megan, I've been in that situation so many times, but I always feel like they're like scraping the bottle of the bean container for your food. Do you know what I mean? It's such a risky move to even eat food when it's five minutes to close because they've probably already cleaned almost everything up.

01:55:42 - 01:55:45 | Speaker 7:

Probably, and they close at 9. I walked in the doors at 8.55.

01:55:46 - 01:55:46 | Speaker 6:

Yeah.

01:55:46 - 01:55:54 | Speaker 7:

If I waited until I got home because I was still a half hour from my apartment, I still had to cook rice, which was going to take 40 minutes, and cook chicken. Like, I would have eaten at 10.15 less.

01:55:54 - 01:55:56 | Speaker 3:

You'd rather eat the bottom of the bowl.

01:55:56 - 01:55:59 | Speaker 6:

Yeah. I need to get you the minute rice and the cups.

01:56:00 - 01:56:03 | Speaker 3:

We talked about this. She doesn't like it for some reason. I don't know why.

01:56:03 - 01:56:05 | Speaker 6:

It tastes the damn same. No, it's a little ice. It does.

01:56:05 - 01:56:49 | Speaker 3:

By the way, I will say this. I will say that Taco Bell last minute before closing or Taco Bell middle of the day tastes the same exact. I don't know why. It's always good. Well, no. Well, not always. But you're right. It does. They have a good taste. For some reason, I think that they have some kind of secret ingredient that they must have minute burritos or something like that. Maybe they have the same kind of thing that minute rice has. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Is Megan a butthole? Now, can I ask a question? Am I the a-hole right now here? I'm sorry. Look at who's filling in for Kev here today. Introduce yourself to everybody. Hey, I'm Zach. I do the audio.

01:56:49 - 01:56:50 | Speaker 2:

What's going on, guys?

01:56:50 - 01:56:55 | Speaker 6:

I'm Zach. Hi, Zach. Hi, Zach. I feel like we should all go. Hey guys

01:56:55 - 01:57:13 | Speaker 2:

So was this like a sandwich shop Or was it like Did you order breakfast It was a sandwich shop Okay so You are less of an a-hole in my book Yes But Why Sandwiches are easy Like easy to make Easy to get out the door Yeah What is it? Bread and cold cuts right? Exactly

01:57:13 - 01:57:14 | Speaker 1:

To make it at home

01:57:14 - 01:57:22 | Speaker 6:

I didn't have the ingredients at home Unless it's Jersey Mike's Because they are the best And they cut all of their meat As you order

01:57:22 - 01:57:33 | Speaker 3:

Oh, my God, that's true. And they clean that little... They sure do. Have you ever gone into a Jersey Mike's and asked for a gluten-free sandwich? They have to clean that whole thing. They look at you like they want to slice you in that machine.

01:57:33 - 01:57:34 | Speaker 6:

But they do it for you.

01:57:34 - 01:57:48 | Speaker 3:

Danny DeVito is back there ready to pitch in your kneecaps. I believe that you're right, though, with the sandwich thing. But she could have just gone to Meijer or Kroger or wherever and just picked up in the sandwich aisle.

01:57:48 - 01:57:53 | Speaker 2:

But that would have been the same amount of time that she could have got it. Like at the store or at the restaurant.

01:57:54 - 01:57:57 | Speaker 3:

Tell that to the guy working behind the counter. What's up, Noah? How are you doing?

01:57:57 - 01:57:58 | Speaker 4:

Somebody has to work at the grocery store.

01:57:58 - 01:58:03 | Speaker 3:

Hey, good morning, guys. Good morning, Noah. It's am I the a-hole for Megan.

01:58:03 - 01:58:04 | Speaker 4:

I'm on my way to school.

01:58:04 - 01:58:05 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, what's up?

01:58:05 - 01:58:10 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, I'm on my way to school. Thank you guys for doing everything you do this early in the morning.

01:58:10 - 01:58:18 | Speaker 3:

We serve you, Noah. Go ahead. By the way, if you call us up at 1029, we will hang up on you. Go ahead. What's up?

01:58:18 - 01:58:46 | Speaker 4:

Oh, geez. So when I was in high school, I'm a senior in college now, but when I was in high school, I worked at Wendy's, right? And there would be customers who would come in at like two minutes before we closed and they would get their food and then they would order like this baconator or whatever, you know, the good stuff. And then they'd sit in the dining room for a good hour after we close and we can't kick them out because they're customers. And so there was no like a limit.

01:58:46 - 01:58:51 | Speaker 3:

By the way, I just love how your inflection gets up when you get angry.

01:58:51 - 01:58:55 | Speaker 4:

You're like, an hour. To be fair.

01:58:56 - 01:58:59 | Speaker 3:

No, you're very descriptive. I love you, buddy. What are you majoring in?

01:59:00 - 01:59:01 | Speaker 4:

So I'm a teacher.

01:59:02 - 01:59:03 | Speaker 3:

Oh, awesome, man. Thank you.

01:59:04 - 01:59:04 | Speaker 4:

Social studies education.

01:59:05 - 01:59:09 | Speaker 3:

Good for you, buddy. We need good teachers, especially male teachers. We don't have enough male teachers.

01:59:10 - 01:59:15 | Speaker 7:

Who needs teachers? She says when she studied education, but she's bad that you called her out.

01:59:16 - 01:59:21 | Speaker 3:

Megan wants more sandwich makers. That's what she wants. What's up, Amy? Hi.

01:59:22 - 01:59:23 | Speaker 5:

Hi. Good morning, guys. How are you?

01:59:23 - 01:59:24 | Speaker 3:

Good. What's going on?

01:59:25 - 01:59:30 | Speaker 5:

Meg, I'm usually a huge fan for you, but girl, you are dirty for this. Ooh, okay.

01:59:30 - 01:59:32 | Speaker 1:

And she threw out the Meg.

01:59:32 - 01:59:59 | Speaker 5:

I know. Ooh, and she hates Meg. I would have my registers counted down, one of our gates closed, and it never failed. somebody came in three minutes before we closed oh i know exactly what i want exactly what i want and they were always the people that paid cash it used to irritate the living crap out of me okay amy can i defend myself in this situation no she's not

02:00:00 - 02:00:21 | Speaker 3:

sorry we're closed yeah what are you gonna say two things i was out the door before close i was like physically back in my car one minute before closing that's because they were pushing you out the door absolutely it was a win for everybody i got my food and they got me out of there number two if that's the case like what's the cutoff time then to go get food somewhere

02:00:21 - 02:00:41 | Speaker 4:

uh you know what as long as the sign says open if they didn't if they want to shut the sign off then I'm like, all right, I won't do that. Maybe they got somewhere to go. But I think maybe, people would probably say 30 minutes prior. But do you ever go on your DoorDash app and the DoorDash app says, or taking orders until, and it's always 30 minutes before they even close up. Yeah. What's up, Darren? Hi.

02:00:42 - 02:01:08 | Speaker 2:

Okay, look, being honest, Megan, I'm 100% on your side. Thank you. So look, a restaurant is going to take the money regardless, right? Yeah. Because at the end of the day, the manager is always going to say, the customer is right yeah i don't see the issue with it because i will go in a restaurant two minutes before it's closed and expect it's full service well okay and i leave a good tip yeah

02:01:08 - 02:01:44 | Speaker 4:

now i don't think you should go to a sit-down restaurant that soon beforehand oh not sit down not yeah sit down is a bit much by the way my buddies in the car business always say that the one thing that drives them crazy is when people come in right before close of a car dealership and they say that that's a tactic by a specific type of buyers that are trying to just get you to give them a good price to get the hell out that that would be the thing yeah we're all like and it doesn't work they say so um all right megan is the a-hole we just took the calls and they all majority said that only one guy stuck up for you to be fair i felt like a real

02:01:44 - 02:01:47 | Speaker 3:

I was just really hungry.

02:01:47 - 02:01:47 | Speaker 4:

Was the sandwich good?

02:01:48 - 02:01:50 | Speaker 3:

It was really good. It was worth it.

02:01:50 - 02:01:51 | Speaker 4:

Did it fill you up?

02:01:52 - 02:01:52 | Speaker 3:

Yeah.

02:01:52 - 02:01:52 | Speaker 4:

There you go.

02:01:52 - 02:01:53 | Speaker 1:

That's awesome.

02:01:53 - 02:01:55 | Speaker 3:

That sucks to be the worker. No, I suck to do that.

02:01:56 - 02:02:02 | Speaker 1:

A friendly note to the competition. You all can kiss our asses. I feel better. This is Mojo in the Morning.

02:02:04 - 02:03:07 | Speaker 4:

Mojo in the Morning show. I hate being a narc, especially when it's on somebody that I actually love. But I've got a question to ask you guys. my um my nephew i follow on his social media and i see him on instagram and he's only 13 years old and i've noticed the last like couple of weeks that he has been posting stories that to me don't seem like something that a 13 year old should be posting and i wanted to ask you guys well in a couple of his posts he's got like his he's got vape pens in the background that he's hanging out with. He's 13. 13 years old. A couple of the other ones, he's sitting there with bottles of booze and things like that. And he's doing things where he's flashing whatever the heck he is. Goofy things with his fingers and stuff. And giving the middle finger. These kids, by the way, they sit there and do the whole... These gang signs. He's got the middle finger and I'm like, I'm going to beat your ass, you little bastard.

02:03:07 - 02:03:08 | Speaker 3:

Can you do that

02:03:08 - 02:03:10 | Speaker 4:

one more time?

02:03:10 - 02:03:19 | Speaker 3:

from that one more now all right that will be something the group chat oh my god don't do that

02:03:19 - 02:04:05 | Speaker 4:

so so i've been noticing this about him and i love this kid so much like literally i love him like he's my own son yeah and i know his parents don't follow him because i look to see if they did because i'm thinking if they did his parents are pretty strict and i thought should i narc on him Like, should I tell on him and tell his parents, like, hey, what's going on? Or would it be, like, uncool to do? And then I wanted to ask the question, has anybody ever told on somebody else's kid to them? Like, you know, like in this case, you know, me being uncle. By the way, I hate the fact that my real name is Tom. It's the worst of the worst. Do you know how hard it is? I always tell them, I say, call me Uncle Mojo. And then Chelsea says it's bad because I don't want to be called Uncle Tom.

02:04:05 - 02:04:07 | Speaker 3:

I was like, what's wrong with that?

02:04:07 - 02:04:18 | Speaker 4:

Especially when my buddy Jamie has his son, little Jamie, call me Uncle Tom and is like, all right, hold on a second. Little black kids call me Uncle Tom. I don't know if I like this whole deal.

02:04:18 - 02:04:18 | Speaker 3:

Uncle Tommy.

02:04:19 - 02:04:59 | Speaker 4:

Huh? Uncle Tommy. Uncle Tommy is a good one, yes. So, but he calls me Uncle Tom. But long story short, I worry about it because I would want to know as a parent. Like, I would want to know. I would want to know. And honestly, I would want to know and I would not say anything. Like, I would not say, hey, you know, if, say, like, my, you know, brother Bill or something like that said something. I wouldn't say, hey, your uncle Will said, you know what I mean? So, I don't know. Thoughts on this one? I think it's, well, according to the relationship with your friends, it's only wrong if your son's called him Uncle Tom. No, that's not what I was looking for advice on. I'm looking for advice on.

02:05:00 - 02:05:52 | Speaker 6:

But in this situation, you have to tell. Yeah, absolutely. I had a situation where I was over at some of my cousin's house, and he throws big parties and events, so there's tons of kids who come over. One of the kids, long story short, the kids go away while the parents play, you know, kind of thing. They go upstairs playing video games, watching TV. Some popular Netflix series was on, and I guess a lady started removing some of her clothing. They didn't turn, and then questions started, and then a little boy pulls out, like, his iPad, and they start searching the p-word up yeah and immediately once that information is told to me once we leave that's when josiah feels comfortable he comes telling me oh we got to tell your parents because who knows what else this kid is experiencing and who knows where he's getting his information from so i think it's only right if you tell yeah yeah especially now if you have a relationship with the 13 year old to the point where you can talk to him that's one thing but i

02:05:52 - 02:06:16 | Speaker 8:

still think you got to let the parents know honestly that's one of the things i was wondering is if is it better if i say something to him and say hey listen i'm watching you do this thing and talk to him like not i'm his dad but talk to him like i'm his uncle that he actually still thinks is kind of cool and say and if you don't you know if you continue to do stuff like this you're gonna get yourself into trouble and if you continue to do something like this i'm telling your dad i still

02:06:16 - 02:06:30 | Speaker 5:

think you have to how fast will you unfollow me i think that's a great thing to do if you're close to him but i still think you tell the parents because i think that that's something like vaping and alcohol at 13 years old i think they need to be aware of that yeah but they need to

02:06:30 - 02:06:51 | Speaker 2:

be aware i'm now have a question though yes because i felt very cool when my cousins let me follow them and i was the only family member that was allowed to follow them and i was like oh i'm in the cool kids club if let's take the alcohol take the vaping out of it say it's curse words say it's you know middle fingers whatever do you rat on them then because i think that's

02:06:51 - 02:07:09 | Speaker 8:

hysterical and not worth ratting on honestly like if it's if it's only words and then words aren't going to lead to anything else like i really worry about the whole vaping thing i worry about the vaping i worry about the vaping thing more than even the alcohol thing and i probably should worry about them both but the vaping thing just really scares me more um see but it's another

02:07:09 - 02:07:18 | Speaker 6:

thing is like we got to also think about the social footprint that it's leaving these jobs these days they have entire teams that are dedicated yeah to monitoring who you are and

02:07:18 - 02:07:28 | Speaker 7:

what you do off-site if you guys saw my son doing something or daughter or whatever doing i would want you guys to say something immediately i like how you went right to your son

02:07:28 - 02:08:12 | Speaker 4:

milo what's up jill how you doing good morning um i was the narc uh my younger cousin was about 13 when this happened and he um had like kind of a kind of a risque video on his uh snapchat story with his girlfriend and so i called my cousin and i was like hey you might want to have a little chat with him because you know no i was young when i had my daughter i was like you know that's very life-changing um i think if it's something like dangerous or something like that then yes how was it taken um she well she just had a conversation with him she didn't tell him that it was me he didn't know for a long time that it was me that told me i ended up telling him

02:08:12 - 02:08:18 | Speaker 8:

eventually but what was he doing on snapchat you said sexual moves um it was kind of like uh i mean

02:08:18 - 02:08:27 | Speaker 4:

everybody was clothed it was him and his girlfriend in a room with like their friends and she was like kind of laying on the bed like just relaxing and he did like a weird whole body roll move on her

02:08:27 - 02:08:36 | Speaker 8:

and it was very inappropriate yeah i mean that's something that's like it's crazy when you see you see that with somebody that's like a relative of yours that's a little kid you're like holy

02:08:36 - 02:09:03 | Speaker 5:

crap why these kids have to grow up but it's also such a good conversation about perception right like yeah even if your nephew wasn't doing any of those things and just had that stuff to make his friends think he was doing it it's perception of like why are you trying to do that or you know in in jill's case this this girl might get a reputation just because she was a part of a photo like that like those are such good conversations to have and not shy away from thanks jill i feel

02:09:03 - 02:09:30 | Speaker 1:

like if you do reach out to the parent it needs to be a private conversation between you and them because i had experiences in the past where friends would have the moms kind of chat about the situation and then that could spread to the daughters and then now all of a sudden there's some like you said she had a reputation or something you know that's not correct because perception is reality right tia what's up tia hi how are you guys good what's going on so i was just

02:09:30 - 02:10:00 | Speaker 3:

in this similar situation last summer with my niece she sent me a series of snapchats with her friends she's 12 by the way and she was vaping and i like tried to talk to her about it and everything and she just pretty much blocked me right away so I like went to her dad about it and her dad was like so mad that he was like um your aunt told me she saw you on Snapchat and then like she didn't listen to me for like a year like she was really upset and she's like you're a snitch you told on me and it was it was not good but in the end like she was 12

02:10:00 - 02:10:33 | Speaker 2:

and she was vaping so i don't regret it yeah thank you for the call what's happening tiff how you doing tiffany oh good how are you good what's up good i was just calling because um i i heard you talking about like maybe going to him directly i was thinking that maybe going to his parents um and telling them like hey i just kind of want to like have a conversation with him about this i noticed this on a social media um and i kind of want to come from this point of angle and then go and talk to him about it and just say, hey, if you think this looks cool, it does not look cool. It's not, trust me.

02:10:34 - 02:10:57 | Speaker 6:

And by the way, is it weird that I always will take a picture of it because, you know, it goes away, obviously. I look back. I have more people's social media story pictures that are, like, on the edge, on the borderline edge. And I'm like, why did I take a picture of this one? I'm, like, sitting there looking at it. You know what I mean? Like where you see somebody post something, you're like, what did they do? Why are they posting that?

02:10:57 - 02:11:01 | Speaker 4:

But if you're going to snitch on this kid, you can't do that either because he's going to know it was you then.

02:11:02 - 02:11:02 | Speaker 6:

Yeah.

02:11:02 - 02:11:03 | Speaker 4:

He gets a notification.

02:11:03 - 02:11:08 | Speaker 6:

After the, well, wait, you get a notification if you take a picture? On Instagram story?

02:11:09 - 02:11:10 | Speaker 4:

I hope you don't.

02:11:10 - 02:11:13 | Speaker 6:

You do? I don't. I'm a lot of people.

02:11:13 - 02:11:15 | Speaker 2:

I don't. What's that? I have a business account and I don't.

02:11:15 - 02:11:16 | Speaker 6:

Huh?

02:11:16 - 02:11:17 | Unknown:

That's just on Snapchat.

02:11:17 - 02:11:26 | Speaker 6:

That's just on Snapchat? Okay. How you scared the crap out of me? Yeah. Whoa. I think everybody just hit the brakes. I've been taking pictures of a lot of people.

02:11:26 - 02:11:34 | Speaker 3:

Wait, maybe that's the better question. Maybe we should have notifications. Why are you sending me in the group chat? What are you doing with that? Why are you judging?

02:11:34 - 02:11:35 | Speaker 6:

I have no idea what you're talking about.

02:11:35 - 02:11:36 | Speaker 3:

Let me live my best life.

02:11:36 - 02:11:40 | Speaker 6:

Do you have any of us screenshotted in your... Absolutely. He's got a whole phone.

02:11:40 - 02:11:41 | Speaker 4:

Hand over the phone.

02:11:41 - 02:11:46 | Speaker 6:

As far as you know of, no. Milo's. I got Milo's stuff, Mike.

02:11:47 - 02:11:57 | Speaker 3:

I need a Fitbit, but for my thumbs, I track how far they scroll every day. This is Mojo in the Morning. Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

02:11:57 - 02:12:02 | Speaker 6:

Last dirty of the day, last dirty of the week. Megan, let's get it.

02:12:02 - 02:13:31 | Speaker 5:

Really wanted to touch again on the Commerce Township family that's currently suing Walt Disney Parks and Resorts and an employee. They are alleging that a staff member at the Florida theme park in 2023 filmed up the skirt of their child. They were at the Hollywood Studios section of the park where the incident occurred in the Star Wars Galaxy Edge store. The family was looking at toys. The employee approached them, intentionally dropped a different toy, and then reached his arm under the dress of the minor, holding a camera facing upwards, and took photogenic or videographic images. The child realized it, began hysterically crying, screaming. The family called Disney security, and security then called the Orange County Sheriff's Office. The employee then admitted to several incidents of video voyeurism, including this incident. Police took his phone and found more than 600 images and videos of guests and co-workers on his phone taken during his six years of employment at the parks. Before the incident with the Commerce Township family, this employee was caught filming a different parks employee who reported the incident to a supervisor. and they claim that Disney did not adequately investigate or address that report. The family is claiming the Disney Parks Corporation knew that he was unfit for his position and knew he was a risk to park guests and other employees. That family is now seeking $50,000 in damages.

02:13:32 - 02:13:35 | Speaker 6:

Do you think they ever go back there ever again?

02:13:36 - 02:14:07 | Speaker 5:

Well, no, but that might just be the price of the Disney ticket at this point, more so than this employee because i'm guessing that employee no longer works there after the police investigation i could be wrong i have not heard any updates on that but i don't know i really don't know let's go from disney to nickelodeon josh peck is opening up about why none of his drake and josh co-stars got invites to his 2017 wedding and it wasn't about bad blood on his good guys podcast this week josh told drake bell he was trying to leave it all behind

02:14:07 - 02:14:25 | Speaker 1:

because the show didn't serve him anymore it's not an indictment of one particular person it was that i just i love you i love miranda there's so many people that i probably would now at 38 wanted there but at 30 i just wanted to leave it all behind because it felt like it didn't serve me

02:14:25 - 02:14:52 | Speaker 5:

anymore yeah josh actually revealed that the only person from the show who made the guest list was actually the show's creator dan schneider because josh joked my mom was friends with his wife saying thanks mom because remember dan schneider was the one that was accused of toxic behaviors on set during his time at nickelodeon he also explained that drake was living in the world of where our relationship should have been while he was stuck in the past when things were

02:14:52 - 02:15:00 | Speaker 1:

rocky you wrote that stuff during my wedding about like our friendship and all these things and our love and our history

02:15:00 - 02:15:10 | Speaker 2:

I think you were living in the world of where our relationship should have been I was too much living in the past of when our relationship wasn't great and it was really somewhere in the middle

02:15:10 - 02:17:00 | Speaker 1:

and that you reflected on how despite everything they should have been closer after the show ended Hallmark and the NFL are partnering up once again for another movie Holiday Touchdown, a Bill's love story is going to be a part of Hallmark Channel's 16th annual Countdown to Christmas production the bills the bills the bills uh bills movie production is set to kick off later in 2025 and will film entirely in and around buffalo new york including highmark stadium now remember in 2024 hallmark partnered with the nfl uh specifically the kansas city chiefs for holiday touchdown a chief's love story which garnered 2.88 million viewers on the hallmark channel many chiefs players like coach andy reed and donna kelsey did appear in that movie yeah will smith was honored with a street named after him in west philadelphia from here on out 59th street and west philly is now going to be known as will smith way smith highlighted his mother's emphasis on education and his grandmother's love for god while living completely in service during the renaming ceremony he also pointed out that a teacher from his sophomore year of high school gave him the nickname prince charming which led to the fresh prince being born in that classic 90s sitcom i want to know oh the slap oh god oh yeah i didn't know why you played it i forgot the oscars totally totally forgot and then uh the last story i want to do here do we want to do a tiktok controversy or a celebrity selfie oh roll the dice no that's why

02:17:00 - 02:17:06 | Speaker 2:

i'm gonna say tiktok controversy i'm here for the same thing all right so if you follow tiktok star

02:17:06 - 02:17:11 | Speaker 1:

remy bader you know that she's lost a lot of weight and hasn't really acknowledged how or why

02:17:11 - 02:17:14 | Speaker 2:

is it too late to switch that's like no keep going

02:17:14 - 02:18:45 | Speaker 1:

you think you're real funny don't you keep going can i just can i just do my job please uh she's acknowledging what happened so she was on chloe kardashian's podcast and revealed that she had a newer type of bariatric surgery it's a hybrid of the gastric sleeve and the gastric bypass and she said the recovery was the most brutal thing and that she spent hours and hours and hours throwing up for three months afterwards she was not okay and she fell into a really deep depression that she calls the scariest time of her life. She also revealed that prior to the surgery, she struggled with binge eating and gained a large amount of weight in a short time span a few years ago, which gave her some health issues. She had tried multiple weight loss medications. Nothing worked. She chatted with Khloe Kardashian on her podcast saying that now her health's better than ever. She's seeing a therapist having pure binge eating urges and works out regularly. She did admit to having some setbacks and if she eats and drinks within the 30 minutes she says that she feels sick well this has led to a huge controversy online especially amongst her fans who really fell in love with her when she was advocating for the plus size community nobody even had a problem with her losing the weight but she was lying about how she did it and then now she's not advocating for that plus size community that really gave her her first platform and they are pissed you can check out all of today's dirty by listening to our podcast just search for mojo in the morning on the free iheart radio app let's give it up for

02:18:45 - 02:19:11 | Speaker 2:

megan great dirty week phenomenal filth get more dirt at mojo in the morning.com mojo in the morning's dirty on the 30 all right it's mojo in the morning show megan took herself on a date i did where'd you go uh i went to the fisher you went to a show by yourself when you go and see a show by yourself can you buy one

02:19:11 - 02:19:26 | Speaker 1:

ticket and get a good deal on it or how does that work um yeah yeah i love finding the really good ticket that like somebody bought the seats on the other side so nobody's gonna buy that one ticket and it's like front row center like i love getting tickets i've gone to movies by myself i've never

02:19:26 - 02:19:30 | Speaker 2:

thought about a show like that would actually be a cool thing to do let me tell you i love it because

02:19:30 - 02:19:59 | Speaker 1:

nobody's talking anyway so once you get there and you sit down it's great uh and you can run late And I'm not going to lie, I am a huge theater nerd, but if you see something really bad and you want to leave an intermission, you can skedaddle and nobody cares. It's the best. But I went to the show and I was running a little bit behind and I don't know why I decided it was a good time to hit up the bar, but I did. But I wasn't really paying attention. And unfortunately, I was trying to like check my ticket at the same time and see which aisle I was supposed to be entering into. And I.

02:20:00 - 02:21:28 | Speaker 5:

wasn't watching people walking away from the bar and I get up to the bar and I I order a drink and I just wanted a beer I thought it would be fast like I'm not kidding you the lights were flickering in the lobby like shows about to start so I'm like if I get a mixed drink it's gonna take a minute if I get a beer I'm sure they'll just like pop the top hand it to me and I can walk away and that was the case except for the fact that I truly believe it must have been a 40 ounce I it was so comically large this beer that I got by myself that it felt like a little kid with do you remember those like crayon coin banks you had as a kid yes i loved those it felt like i was carrying that around filled with alcohol and it was like hey everybody let's party by myself i sit down and i it's a one act gluiz so it's a play and it's only like an hour and 28 hour and a half no intermission it's real quick and i drank the entire thing i didn't even realize it and it It wasn't until I stood up that I was like, oh, I think I might be a little bit drunk by myself right now. And I had these sweetest listeners in front of me who were just the nicest girls in the world. And they said, oh, my God, can we take a photo with you? And I felt so, like, just loved. And it was a great experience. But I was sitting there in front of the camera. I was like, look normal. Like, pull yourself together. You're alone and possibly drunk at a play by yourself. Like, just pull yourself together. And if I saw these photos, I'm wondering if I had those drunk eyes.

02:21:28 - 02:21:38 | Speaker 3:

You'll have to, if you're the person that took the pictures with Megan at the Fisher, you'll have to, you know, call us and send it to us. Can I ask the question about going by yourself?

02:21:38 - 02:21:40 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, but the girls, do you want to know who they are?

02:21:40 - 02:21:41 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, who are they?

02:21:41 - 02:21:45 | Speaker 5:

Madison, Rachel, and Sandy from Hill Orthopedic and Pendulum, Vein, and Vascular.

02:21:46 - 02:21:46 | Speaker 3:

Wow.

02:21:47 - 02:21:49 | Speaker 5:

I got it. I was smart enough to take notes.

02:21:49 - 02:21:58 | Speaker 3:

We got a full-on plug for those guys. I like it. Real quick. Like, is it bad, though, when you're on a date by yourself and you're drunk and now you've got to figure out how you're going to get home?

02:21:58 - 02:22:09 | Speaker 5:

My ass had to take public transportation. Oh, yeah. So I was standing on that Q platform for quite a while going, should I Google when this train stops moving? I was like, is it coming?

02:22:09 - 02:22:40 | Speaker 3:

It's funny. I used to have it back when I could not go to anything by myself. Like, I felt like I would be, like, so lonely at it that I couldn't do it. So it's interesting that you say that you went to a show like that because I would never have thought of going to that kind of show. I've wanted to, for the longest time, go to a concert by myself. But the problem is I couldn't do a concert by myself. Concerts suck. Even though there's a lot of people that are there and you can kind of mix in, like making people think that you're with somebody else, I just feel like I would feel lonely at the concert by myself. That's the one thing.

02:22:40 - 02:22:48 | Speaker 4:

I can do a lot of things alone. I love taking solo trips. I love going out to eat by myself. I don't think I would go to a play by myself. I don't think I could do a concert.

02:22:48 - 02:23:01 | Speaker 5:

No, because nobody wants you to sing and dance with them if they don't know you. So you're really, like, isolated at a concert. Like, when you're singing and dancing, you're singing at your friends or at the stage. But when you're alone, you can't interact with anybody. It's weird.

02:23:01 - 02:23:22 | Speaker 2:

I don't know. I've had different situations like that. I've been to concerts and I've been by myself. Really? Like Megan said, you can come when you want to come. You can leave when you want to leave. And if you're the vibe, people will gravitate towards you. At least that's been my experience. I went to a J. Cole concert by myself at Pine Knob. Really? Oh, Pine Knob, you went by yourself?

02:23:22 - 02:23:23 | Speaker 3:

Outdoors by yourself.

02:23:23 - 02:23:25 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, I had a ball up there.

02:23:25 - 02:23:26 | Speaker 3:

I don't know if I could do it.

02:23:26 - 02:23:40 | Speaker 4:

See, but you, Kev, and this is a compliment to you, you are the vibe. Like, I feel like if I'm at a concert, I need, like, my fun friends around me for it to be fun. Like, I am not the vibe. I'm not the fun one. Do you know what I mean? I'm not the fun one.

02:23:41 - 02:24:08 | Speaker 3:

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Date is our telephone number. Text is 95500. Have you ever taken yourself on a date basically by yourself? Have you ever done that before? And if so, where did you go on your date? Like where do you end up doing it? I guess, you know, aside from like, you know, going to a restaurant completely by yourself, is there like a full-on date? And then at the end of the night, do you get lucky?

02:24:09 - 02:24:14 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, you can always get lucky. Did you? Did you do that? It's funny. I don't turn myself down.

02:24:14 - 02:24:24 | Speaker 3:

by the way do you ever when you do the uh date by yourself do you ever like talk to yourself and say we're going to split this one

02:24:24 - 02:24:32 | Speaker 5:

oh my god i'll get the q fair if you get the beer abby what's going on it's mojo in the morning hi

02:24:32 - 02:24:52 | Speaker 1:

hey so kevin's totally right you can absolutely go to concerts by yourself in fact it's usually better that way like i go to concerts by myself all the time because i got sick of not going to concerts because i had no one to go with yeah yeah but i will say it's so much easier if it's standing room you can't go if there's seats so i disagree i took a trip by

02:24:52 - 02:24:59 | Speaker 5:

myself to new york to see harry styles and the trip i felt fine and as soon as i got to the concert it felt weird were you by yourself

02:25:00 - 02:25:03 | Speaker 6:

i was oh i didn't know that i thought you were meeting people no people were supposed to go with

02:25:03 - 02:25:11 | Speaker 2:

you i remember that yeah uh jamie what's going on it's mojo in the morning hi hey jamie yep yep

02:25:11 - 02:25:31 | Speaker 1:

hey what's up mojo what's up hey good morning it's in uh comments so you know what uh megan and kevin said you know like uh i've been to a concert before uh by myself i've taken myself out to eat by myself going to get drinks by myself as long as you to vibe yourself people will come around you they'll see it and they'll want to be around you whether you know them or

02:25:31 - 02:25:37 | Speaker 2:

not so they don't look at you like you're crazy they don't look at you like no like i mean like

02:25:37 - 02:25:54 | Speaker 1:

if you okay don't get me wrong if you're sitting there all secluded you look kind of down or you just look like you know like you like you in some type of mood yeah people are not going to want to be around you but if you're out and you're happy and your vibe it's like you can read your aura people will literally naturally attract where's the best place because i now i'm wondering if

02:25:54 - 02:26:02 | Speaker 4:

this is like a guy thing versus a girl thing because i'm not gonna lie i was at a harry styles concert i was in my best vibes that's my that's my peak vibes and i didn't have that

02:26:02 - 02:26:09 | Speaker 2:

experience what's the best place to go to by yourself oh so for me uh like i said uh i go to

02:26:09 - 02:26:28 | Speaker 1:

like uh a hispanic restaurant a lot um and just get like a quick meal um and mind you like you know i i do it i don't want to say maybe like twice uh maybe three times a month because investing in yourself is always the most top priority you know people can see that you know I like you, Jamie.

02:26:29 - 02:26:50 | Speaker 2:

I like you. We needed you today. Thank you. We're all not crazy. Jamie's got himself together, doesn't he? I want him to date Lydia. Why do you pick Lydia for that one? For that, Jamie? Because he seems like a really good guy. Okay. What about the rest of, what about Megan? What about Megan or KP? Well, I guess KP's taking it. Megan won't Majib and KP. Oh, this is true. This is true. I do really want him. Roberto, what's going on?

02:26:51 - 02:26:54 | Speaker 3:

Hola. Hola. Como estas?

02:26:54 - 02:26:55 | Speaker 2:

Hola, que tal? Bien y tu?

02:26:55 - 02:26:58 | Speaker 3:

Ay, muy bien, ¿y tú? Gracias.

02:26:59 - 02:27:00 | Speaker 2:

What's happening?

02:27:02 - 02:27:12 | Speaker 3:

Not much. I go on dates all the time. I love my self-dates. It's Love Me 2025. I go to wineries, especially like in an Amish town. Oh, yeah.

02:27:13 - 02:27:17 | Speaker 6:

Not in the Amish town? What's so good about the wineries in the Amish town?

02:27:18 - 02:27:28 | Speaker 3:

Tell me. Well, for one, you're like 100 times hotter because a lot of times, you know, a lot of These women ain't showing skin, so I might wear a little stuff like that then, you know. Come through, Jebediah.

02:27:28 - 02:27:35 | Speaker 2:

Oh, my God. Everybody's looking like, where did that girl come from? Oh, my God.

02:27:35 - 02:27:37 | Speaker 4:

Let's see if we can get that carriage a rocket.

02:27:38 - 02:27:39 | Speaker 2:

Roberta, there you are.

02:27:39 - 02:27:41 | Speaker 4:

That's how we Eastside Girls do it. Hey!

02:27:44 - 02:27:49 | Speaker 2:

Nicole, you went to Faster Horses on a solo date?

02:27:51 - 02:28:06 | Speaker 6:

Kind of. My friend went with me, but she ditched me when she met. She's into older men, so she met a bunch of older men and kind of ditched me, and I kind of did the whole weekend by myself. Oh, my God. That would be tough. I commend you for that.

02:28:06 - 02:28:06 | Speaker 2:

Was it fun?

02:28:08 - 02:28:16 | Speaker 6:

I mean, I had a good time because I love music in general, but country music is probably my favorite. But I can make friends anywhere.

02:28:16 - 02:28:16 | Speaker 2:

That's cool.

02:28:17 - 02:28:21 | Speaker 6:

I kind of relate to Kevin because I'm kind of a vibe, if I can toot my own horn.

02:28:21 - 02:28:25 | Speaker 2:

I like it. Hong Kong. Well, good for you.

02:28:25 - 02:28:26 | Speaker 6:

But yeah, I had a great time.

02:28:26 - 02:28:45 | Speaker 2:

That's awesome. I often thought that, you know, a lot of the live nations and stuff like that have like one tickets available. I'm like, give us the one tickets and we'll give them to people. Hey, you want to go to a show by yourself? That's actually a really great idea. Do like solo concerts or something. This is wild. A vacation to Disney World. You went by yourself. Is that right, Stephanie?

02:28:47 - 02:29:38 | Speaker 5:

Yeah. Yeah. Good morning, guys. Because I love taking myself places, doing things on my own. I don't mind. I like being with myself. So for my 29th birthday, my best friend was getting married down in Florida. I went a couple days early on my actual birthday. And I took myself to Epcot, and I drank around the world by myself. Oh, God. You just get on the monorail and go home. I made so many friends. I mean, so many friends. I had the best time. I bought myself a Kiara on all rides. Yeah, it was amazing. And people are like, you went by yourself. That's cool. You drank by yourself. Yeah, absolutely. Like the other callers said, you have to invest in yourself. And if you don't like being alone by yourself, like, do you really like yourself as a person?

02:29:38 - 02:29:38 | Unknown:

Mm.

02:29:39 - 02:29:40 | Speaker 5:

Oh, that's so good.

02:29:40 - 02:29:53 | Speaker 2:

You definitely, when you're by yourself like that and you're that confident, you definitely have your stuff together, it sounds like. I can't believe the amount of concert people. Catherine, you went to Taylor Swift by yourself.

02:29:55 - 02:30:00 | Speaker 6:

Sure did. I went to the Reputation Tour by myself. It was amazing. Were you able to get?

02:30:00 - 02:30:05 | Speaker 2:

like a really good ticket a good seat for a good price just being a single like needing a single

02:30:05 - 02:30:18 | Speaker 5:

ticket oh absolutely yeah i think i paid like 250 and i got a floor seat i didn't have to worry about what anybody else wanted to pay or what they wanted to do i was it was everything that's

02:30:18 - 02:30:27 | Speaker 3:

i would a thousand percent do it again all the swifties staying together and then amanda says that she knows the reason why i can't go into a concert by myself what is that amanda hi

02:30:27 - 02:30:31 | Speaker 5:

mojo you need somebody to wake you up when it's over

02:30:31 - 02:30:42 | Speaker 1:

this is the midwest number one morning show and that's kind of sad mojo in the morning

02:30:42 - 02:31:05 | Speaker 3:

mojo on the morning show shannon you've got to tell the babysitter story we've been talking about doing this on the air for a while and then we had to make sure that we had okay to do it but It's Mojo on the Morning Show, 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Did anybody ever have an uncomfortable thing happen to them when they were babysitting?

02:31:05 - 02:32:12 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, and this story came from a conversation that I was having with a bunch of moms from my son Smith's baseball team. And we all were in agreement of the same thing. We were all babysitters, you know, in middle school, high school, college, whatever. When the dad had to take you home, if you were babysitting before you could drive, It was the worst ever because it was always so uncomfortable. So we're talking about that. And then one of my friends said she will never forget the time when she was babysitting. She was 13 years old. She was in eighth grade. The mom and dad that she was sitting for came home pretty drunk, both of them. But apparently the dad was a little less drunk. So he was going to drive her home, okay? Bad from the get-go. So dad, you know, gets into the car. my friend gets into the car and he puts two cans of beer in the cup holders in the center console and told her to drink it on their way home and she said she did it because she was scared but of course once she got home she told her mom what had happened and once her mom found out

02:32:12 - 02:32:36 | Speaker 3:

she was never allowed to babysit for that family ever again wait so it wasn't like she was like oh this is great i get to have alcohol no she felt like she was pressured into doing this yeah like he told her drink it before you got home did he do anything else after letting her drink it no that's crazy what a creep what was he still that's really weird and creepy what was his uh um so that

02:32:36 - 02:32:41 | Speaker 2:

was the last time she babysat so it never came her mom yeah her mom forbid her from babysitting

02:32:41 - 02:33:16 | Speaker 3:

for that family ever again man that's uh that's interesting i always think it's interesting in you know when the kids were little we would have babysitters that would babysit for us that were you know girls that didn't drive and i would never go into the house you know by yourself yeah if they were i mean i'm like like i just felt uncomfortable going into the house but did they ever um the whole driving thing why would you as a dad why would you as a dad put yourself in a situation where you're driving the kid home you know in this situation is because he was less drunk than mom. Or a mom with a boy babysitter

02:33:16 - 02:33:20 | Speaker 2:

or something. And obviously this is a while ago, so this is before the age of Uber. Yeah.

02:33:20 - 02:33:25 | Speaker 3:

You know? Like, I would be like, alright. Call your parents. Have them come pick you up. What's up, Emily? How you doing?

02:33:26 - 02:34:03 | Speaker 4:

Hi, good. What's going on? I was babysitting one time, and it was for a family, like, around the corner from me. So the dad, the parents came home, and they were really drunk, and the dad insisted on walking me home, even though it was like a block. And then he tried to tip me, like, $400. and I refused because I was like, no, that's what you want. Why was he trying to give you $400? I think he just pulled a wad of cash out and was like, here, this is your payment for the night. And I was like, no. And then he insisted and then my mom the next day made me go return it.

02:34:03 - 02:34:07 | Speaker 3:

So when you say he was drunk driving you home?

02:34:08 - 02:34:09 | Speaker 4:

No, walking me home.

02:34:09 - 02:34:10 | Speaker 3:

Walking you home.

02:34:10 - 02:34:11 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, just walking.

02:34:11 - 02:34:16 | Speaker 3:

What was the conversation like when you're walking back to your house or, you know, he's walking you back to your house?

02:34:16 - 02:34:20 | Speaker 4:

Well, he was, like, stumbling, like, walking into me. Oh, gosh.

02:34:21 - 02:34:24 | Speaker 3:

But he never did anything, like, sexually inappropriate or said anything?

02:34:24 - 02:34:25 | Speaker 4:

No, no.

02:34:25 - 02:34:27 | Speaker 3:

So it was basically he was drunk giving you money.

02:34:28 - 02:34:31 | Speaker 4:

Yes, and then my mom made me go return it the next day.

02:34:32 - 02:34:35 | Speaker 3:

Were you allowed to babysit for them ever again?

02:34:35 - 02:34:39 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, I babysat for them a few more times, yeah. It was always awkward, though.

02:34:39 - 02:34:42 | Speaker 3:

Did your rate ever go up since you knew that this guy was giving you money?

02:34:43 - 02:34:47 | Speaker 4:

No, it was a normal rate after that. I think the wife probably found out.

02:34:48 - 02:34:49 | Speaker 3:

Yeah. Alexa, what's up?

02:34:51 - 02:35:00 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, hi. When I was a nanny, I was like 18 years old. The father would come out in his boxers and his weaner.

02:35:00 - 02:35:07 | Speaker 8:

would be hanging out of the split. And at first, I thought it was an accident. And then it happened two more times.

02:35:09 - 02:35:09 | Speaker 5:

Wow.

02:35:11 - 02:35:13 | Speaker 8:

Wait, what was it? It was his what?

02:35:14 - 02:35:28 | Speaker 3:

His wiener. What a creep. You guys, these... I like women. I don't even like men. And he knew that. And I'm like, what are you doing?

02:35:28 - 02:35:44 | Speaker 5:

uh what's up is this uh isla it's ayla help me with it i it says ayla on the on the board here i just still for some reason i've never heard of an ayla before but i apologize hi ayla

02:35:44 - 02:36:29 | Speaker 7:

that's okay so i have the worst worst babysitting story it made me never want to babysit again i was babysitting two toddlers and lunchtime was coming around my shift was almost over so it was like let's go find mom and dad well mom and dad worked from home but they had a huge house so we didn't see them very often well we walked downstairs and a little girl just busts open her mom and dad's bedroom and they're having sex so i was like okay let's go sit down for a little bit maybe i'll make you lunch whatever we walk out i go to text my friend who gave me the babysitting job or referred me to them and i was like i just walked in on them having sex that was so awkward And I ended up texting the mom in their house.

02:36:32 - 02:36:34 | Speaker 5:

Did the mom say anything to you later?

02:36:35 - 02:36:40 | Speaker 7:

She just laughed it off completely, and I never went back again. I was so embarrassed.

02:36:40 - 02:36:54 | Speaker 5:

Who hires a babysitter to have sex with your spouse in the house? Like, who has sex in the house with a babysitter there? What's going on? Oh, boy. Hello. We got a baby crying right now. Tina, are you babysitting right now?

02:36:55 - 02:36:57 | Speaker 8:

No, it's my own kid.

02:36:57 - 02:36:59 | Speaker 5:

Okay. What's going on?

02:37:00 - 02:37:22 | Speaker 8:

My best friend and I used to babysit for a subdivision that was by our houses. And it came out after we'd been babysitting for these people for like a couple years that half the neighbors were having affairs with other neighbors. And they were hiring us so that they could sneak off and have their affairs.

02:37:22 - 02:37:34 | Speaker 5:

Wow. Wow. Oh, so they would hire babysitters, the neighborhood would, so they would go do their affair things. Or was it like swapping or was it like consensual stuff? No.

02:37:35 - 02:37:40 | Speaker 8:

No, there ended up being several divorces within the neighborhood once it all came out.

02:37:40 - 02:37:46 | Speaker 5:

That's actually a good thing, though. That means that your babysitting rate just went up because now you got more houses to go babysit at.

02:37:47 - 02:37:56 | Speaker 8:

It was, except for the time that the husband came home and didn't know that the wife was out. She lied about what she was doing

02:37:56 - 02:37:59 | Speaker 5:

And you had to pretend like you didn't know What the heck was going on

02:37:59 - 02:38:08 | Speaker 8:

I didn't know what was going on We were young teenagers And very naive And didn't understand what was happening

02:38:08 - 02:38:08 | Speaker 5:

Wow

02:38:08 - 02:38:11 | Speaker 8:

It was not a comfortable situation

02:38:11 - 02:38:18 | Speaker 5:

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