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good morning it's the mojo in the morning show i'm sorry i just did a very awkward thing just to KP just a second ago before I turned the mic on. I just, I told KP that she should marry the mojo in the morning Misfit Steve.

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Why?

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Because we were having a conversation about

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Misfit Steve. The legendary

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Misfit Steve. You remember Misfit Steve and how he, you know,

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was... He was banded from all of the dating apps for various reasons. And so we were having a

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We had a conversation about the TikTok that KP posted with Misfit Steve and then how he's just so sweet and sends like really kind, you know, messages and then calls or even comes in to the studios and joins us here at the station, which we found out that he lives just moments from us here at the station. Well, I said, that's the kind of guy you should marry, KP. And I think she kind of looked awkward at me.

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No, I agree with you.

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He's great.

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He is. Do you ever feel like Mojo gets the kinds of guys we should be with backwards? You know what? I am never taking dating advice from Mojo again. Come on. You have learned something much faster than I have.

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What are you talking about?

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I don't think I'm that bad. You know what I'm talking about. I will not say his name.

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But you guys are still friends.

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Oh, yeah. Love the guy. He's great. All right. Welcome to the Mojo in the Morning Show. How are you guys? It's good to have you listening. Mojo, Shannon, Megan, Mike, KP, Lydia. Good to have you here. Phone number 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Text is 95500.

00:05:19 - 00:05:40 | Speaker 1:

Guys, I'm excited. Yeah? I think there's going to be a post about me on my neighborhood Facebook page today. Oh, really? I'm waiting. Is it a good post or a bad post? Well, I don't know. I started season two of Sex Life on Netflix last night. Is anybody watching that? Oh, I watched the first one. I didn't even. Okay. Lydia, have you watched it yet? Yeah, I'm about to start today. Okay.

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Wasn't the first season of Sex Life. I'm a little late with it. Remember, it was about how big the guy's dong was, right? Oh, yeah.

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Well, there's. Okay. Oh, okay. Yes. Yes. It was like three minutes and 52 seconds into the third episode. You got to see it. So I start season two, which, by the way, I think has been out for like a month or two. So, again, a little late here, but I was by myself last night. Wes was doing something with his kids. My kids are with their dad this week, so I had time to do a little binge watching. So I sit down in my living room with my dinner, and I'm like, I'm going to start episode one. Now, if you've heard me talk about my house before, you'll remember that I basically live in a fishbowl. There are windows, like big windows, all over the place. And I don't really have, like, blinds or curtains or anything. It's just the way that the funky way my house is built. So if you are taking a walk or you're driving by, you can see very clearly exactly what is on my TV. So I'm thinking, all right, it, you know, the first season was raunchy, but whatever. Like I can, I can skip, I can fast forward through those parts, even though those are the best parts. I start this thing last night, Mojo. It is like, I'm pretty sure my neighbors think I love watching porn. It is like season one. And if you've watched season two, please call and help me explain this. It's like season one on steroids. There is so much sex. There are boobs and butts and penises and positions and chains and whips and like all of it. And so I get through the first episode and I'm like, all right, I probably need to be careful here. I kept looking behind me to make sure that nobody was walking their dog. in front of my house to see this got through part of the second episode and i finally had to go upstairs because it was so much and i thought and again what time of day is this is like well i started watching just before seven and at 10 40 last night i finally made myself go to bed oh my gosh because it's i just couldn't stop watching it i mean it's it's good so so obviously you don't

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have the kids this week right okay so because i was gonna say no oh god not that would not be a

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show that yeah i mean like halfway through the second episode i finally went upstairs to my bedroom to finish watching it but i'm like i know people were driving by and walking by and they think that i that i you know was was not watching netflix that i that i had other things up on my

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tv isn't your living room all windows too it is yeah it's as i said so truly like it my my neighbor

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who walks his little black dog five times a day has probably got a good free show. I have been outside the window watching you.

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I have to be honest with you. That's a show that I don't even necessarily know if I can watch unless I know that my family is not even home. So Sex Life, Chelsea and I eventually started watching it, but I think I started watching it well before she started watching it. Yeah. And I felt guilty watching it because the first season, all I remember was, That's all it was, and it was basically about cheating and all these things, and I felt like as I was watching it that I needed to go to confession afterwards because it was so dirty.

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Well, this season, spoiler alert, she's single, so she's really getting into some stuff. Oh, really? Yeah.

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I love it. Yeah. Good for her.

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You're going to ruin it. I mean, that happens in the first 10 seconds of the first episode.

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It's called sex life, too, by the way.

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Right.

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Right. Right. But the the thing that I can relate to this with, besides obviously the sex life is so, Joe, my son, you know, from the Joe show, he lives in an apartment complex in Tampa, Florida. Yeah. And he has a balcony. Yeah. And he's on like the second or third floor or something like that. And when Chelsea and I have gone to visit, Chelsea will say, hey, do you want to go for a walk? And I'd be like, yeah, let's go for a walk. So we'll go for a walk around his apartment complex and Joe will turn his music on. And if you have somebody that is, you know, in your life that loves the most vile rap music that you've ever heard in your life. Yeah. I mean, I'm not even talking about like, like pop hit, you know.

00:10:00 - 00:10:23 | Speaker 5:

stuff that we'll play on our station. I'm talking about stuff that literally is like F baby, F baby, N, N, N. It's like, I mean, they have and so we're walking on the outside of his apartment complex and there's other people walking around. It's a very busy place. Everybody stops in front of Joe's apartment where his screen door is completely wide open and he's got it blaring

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really loud. Do you ever think maybe he's trying to get you to leave? You know what, Megan? I never really thought about that.

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It's a free point, Megan. That's a good tactic. You are now just pretty much gave me the idea of exactly I'm not wanted there. But that's interesting. You can't do this. So if you live in your home, and I know your home is your castle, okay? Your home is your own domain. But you can't, Shannon, watch that when people can actually walk by your place and hear or see. Probably see is worse.

00:10:57 - 00:11:07 | Speaker 1:

I mean, God, I hope little kids weren't riding their bike. It was too cold last night for them to be doing that because if so, there were some conversations that were had last night with parents.

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Also, I disagree. I think hearing is worse than seeing.

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Really?

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Yeah, because I think bodies aren't as bad as the sounds. I don't know. I don't know. I feel like hearing is worse.

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So you're saying that the sound of the moaning, groaning, and-

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Slapping and clapping.

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Yeah, exactly. That that actually is the thing that's worse than actually seeing it.

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Absolutely.

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I don't know. I've been on an airplane before, and I've watched sitting there on my iPad or on my computer or even on my phone. And I'm telling you, there's some just even regular movies, and all they have is a love scene. and the scene of them in bed instantly makes me think that every person thinks I'm a perv.

00:11:58 - 00:12:18 | Speaker 4:

You guys, one time I was babysitting, I fell asleep on the couch and I come home to the parents turning off American Pie on the TV. Like, I wasn't watching that, I promise. I just fell asleep on the couch. Was it the pie scene? Yeah, I don't know what scene it was. It was just weird. That's what it was.

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Text her here, it says, 248, it says, Oh, girl, you have to watch that show with the blinds closed. Oh, I know. Yeah. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548, or text 95500. What are some other shows that you have to make sure that you're careful to not actually have your... Euphoria. Euphoria is a big one. Euphoria. Yeah.

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I got a call watching that Dahmer show, whatever it was called. I don't remember what it was called. But in the gym, it was uncomfortable because you're sitting at the treadmill with that creepy, weird show on. and people are like walking by you like, what are you watching?

00:12:52 - 00:12:55 | Speaker 1:

I think it's more offensive. You listen to the troll soundtrack at the gym.

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How dare you? Justin Timberlake is a... No, but I can see the Dahmer thing too

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because there weren't there, there were a lot of scenes, right, where he was kissing on dudes and stuff like that?

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Well, it was just like heads, like severed heads. Oh, then it gets in there.

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Okay, you're not even talking about the sex stuff. You're talking about the go on, he was murdering people. Oh, yeah, it was weird. Eating people and stuff like that.

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Can I genuinely tell you when I felt the creepiest?

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Yeah.

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I went to the gym. I was on the elliptical, and I was watching the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders making the team, and that, to me, felt weirder than pretty much watching porn in the gym. Really?

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Wait, I love that show.

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Because I do, too, obviously, but when you're in a gym and all you see are these girls doing kick lines for 40 minutes, it feels a little creepy. It does feel like, why are you watching the girls bounce up and down, Megan? Why are you watching the girls?

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What is this called again?

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You know what the funny thing of homes with TVs that people can actually see? Why? Why would you position it? Like, I'm trying to think of where my TV is.

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So for me, it's above my fireplace. And it's just my window at my fireplace. You know, it's right there. I mean, truly, my friends will drive by and be like, oh, you know, Jeopardy tonight, which I'm not watching Jeopardy. But whatever it is on my TV, they will text me. Honestly. And that's how they tell me that they're driving by.

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And, by the way, don't you dare say that you're not watching Jeopardy.

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I don't watch Jeopardy, but I do watch Wheel of Fortune. I don't believe it. No, Megan's the Jeopardy fan. Okay. I'm the Wheel of Fortune fan.

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Jeopardy is so much better than Wheel of Fortune, by the way. You have terrible taste, she says livingly.

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Sorry, I took my inhaler ad laughing stupid.

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I was going to say, thanks for just leaving me out there, babe.

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Anthony, what's happening? It's Mojo in the Morning.

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Hey, what's going on?

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Nothing much. What's up?

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The Dahmer Show. That's like, definitely don't want your neighbors knowing you're watching that. No, I know. It's so uncomfortable. Like, it's good and it's entertaining.

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but, like, every scene is just giving you the heebie-jeebies.

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Do you have your TV position where your neighbors can see what you're watching or hear what you're watching?

00:15:09 - 00:15:17 | Speaker 5:

Yes, neighbors across the street and next to me, but I had to, like, go to the basement and watch it. Like, it was weird. It's weird, though.

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Isn't that kind of weird in itself that you're in the basement watching the Dahmer show?

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Yeah. Oh, yeah, for sure. It would have been more weird if my neighbors just look out their window And see me watching some guy get cut up into pieces

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Yeah What's going on Jason, how you doing? Good morning, how are you? We're good man, what's going on? We're talking about the embarrassment of your neighbors Seeing you watch something dirty

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Well the affair My neighbor happens to be a state trooper And he comes home from work and he goes He comes over to ask for help And he says, what are you watching? I'm sorry, it's just me and my wife Sitting here watching a TV show Called The Affair on Showtime

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, yeah. There's some pretty rauchy scenes in there.

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Yeah. So he just comes over and, like, what, knocks on the front door and says, hey, what you doing? Or he knew because he could hear things.

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He needed help backing in his trailer. Oh, geez.

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Okay.

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It was dark, and, you know, dark time. You see in the windows easier, and he just happened to walk up when one of the scenes was playing.

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Oh, my God. Wow. That's on him, though. He should mind his business. Yeah. Hey. Take care of his own trailer. What you watching, neighbor? What's happening, Joe?

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Hey, how's it going?

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Good, man. Notice all the guys are calling us up because you guys are the ones, like Shannon, that like to watch the dirty shows.

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Right. There's a show called Rome. Rome was an empire and all that good stuff. There's so much nudity and sex in that TV show. I always watch it in the morning. It's pretty interesting. My wife will wake up. You watch it in the morning? morning yeah everybody's sleeping so i that's when i watch it so wake up like is this all you watch is there all the ribs of sex on this tv show i'm like it just happens when you walk out that's all there is

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i like i'm waiting for her to go to bed so i can watch it uh what's up sarah

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hey good morning you guys good morning what's up um several years ago i was stuck at the denver airport and, you know, people were hunkering down to be there for a few hours and people next to me opened up their laptop, got out their headphones, thankfully, and they started watching Brokeback Mountain and I'm like, okay, that's not too bad, but then I was like, well, I know there are some sex scenes in this one and they're going to be a little racy for some people. That's right. In the

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airport. Yeah, you know,

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everybody hanging out and whatever.

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It's a good movie. It is a good movie. Oh, yeah, for sure. But like she said, you just, you know, a couple of the scenes that come on, like, that happened to me on airplanes. I mean, I was watching, I don't even know what it was it was some some movie with like i don't know who who was in it but uh it was like all of a sudden a sex scene comes on you're like holy crap i didn't even realize this sex scene was going on and you know that's all you need is people walking by at that particular time

00:18:07 - 00:18:20 | Speaker 1:

it's so early you guys i didn't want to say it there might be children by the way with that

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guy that calls up was it jeff or whatever they call this up and said that he only watches it in the morning. I wonder how many people are morning porn viewers. It gets you up, baby.

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It gets the... It's too much, too early.

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It's caffeination, right? How smart are you?

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It's Mojo in the mornings back in the day. We have to go back in time. Where we give you a bunch of events, and you tell us what year it happened.

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It was the year that Rihanna's makeup line Fenty Beauty was released. We are women

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and we have challenges. We deserve to feel beautiful.

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It raked in more than $550 million in its first year. Lady Gaga performed the halftime show at the Super Bowl this year. And Charlie Puth had the big song on this radio station. What year was it?

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What year did these things happen? Call us at 844-MOJO-LIVE to tell us. 844-665-6548.

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It's Mojo in the mornings, back in the day. What year was this?

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It was the year that Rihanna's makeup brand, Fenty, came into play, making her lots of money.

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We are women, and we have challenges. We deserve to feel beautiful.

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$550 million his first year, just off of that makeup line. Lady Gaga performed the halftime at the Super Bowl. I remember this. And Charlie Puth with the big song with the tension.

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What year was that, Angelique?

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2017.

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Congratulations. You got it.

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I don't think so.

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What was it that gave it away?

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Lady Gaga's halftime show.

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Thank you, guys.

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Have a great morning.

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You too.

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Saw this story everywhere yesterday. Toronto Blue Jays player Anthony Bass has ignited a debate about airplane etiquette. So he posted a photo on Sunday of his two toddler daughters on a flight. I think they were playing on, it looks like iPads or some sort of technology. And you can see in the photos, there's popcorn all over the floor underneath the two little ones in the aisle alongside their seats. Obviously, they had a little snack. His wife was traveling alone with their two children. In the caption, he explained that the flight attendant just made his 22-week pregnant wife, traveling with their five-year-old and two-year-old, get on her hands and knees to pick up the popcorn mess that was made by one of his daughters. He wrote, are you kidding me? Shared the response, shared the photo, took to Twitter to then slam the mom shamers coming after him and his wife. One person replied, a pregnant wife can bend, as in they can bend over and pick up the popcorn. But if they wanted to avoid the situation, he said, people were telling him, maybe don't give your kids popcorn on a plane. He fired back, United Airlines provided the popcorn. Another commenter, a fellow dad, wrote, I have three kids, just flew coach 12 hours, and was able to clean up after them for every mess. It's called parenting. Your child, your responsibility. So a couple of hours later, this is still going on. So Anthony gets on to thank some of his followers for their support and said United is taking care of matters with his flight attendant internally. Sydney's sister, country and reality show star, Jessie James Decker, also slammed United about this, writing on her own social media. As you know, Sydney is five months pregnant. high risk, and also traveling alone with her two small children. My poor sister is on her hands and knees, crying in the aisle, completely humiliated and exhausted with her children while everybody else just sat there and watched. Way to go, United. Apparently, she said that United told her sister that popcorn in the aisle is a safety hazard, and that's why they wanted her to pick it up. But it was so interesting.

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If we have to emergency exit out of this plane, it will be difficult to step over the popcorn.

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Yeah, it was just interesting how divided the internet was in terms of, yeah, you have to clean up after your own kids. Other people are saying, well, wait a second. That's what the cleaning crew is for once you get off of the airplane.

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We're going to do this as a topic. All right, this is a topic. We're going to bring this up and ask your thoughts on this. So seven o'clock this morning, do you have to clean up after your kids when you're in a restaurant, if you're not on an airplane, out in public, you know, if they're getting messy out in public or on like this case on a plane? So make sure that make sure you're with us at seven o'clock. And if you got an opinion on that, you can text us at nine five five zero zero.

00:24:25 - 00:24:36 | Speaker 2:

Elon Musk said he plans to launch the third option to Microsoft and Google and slammed his competitors for how they used AI in his interview with Tucker Carlson on Fox News last night.

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I'm going to start something which I know you call TruthGVT or a maximum truth-seeking AI that tries to understand the nature of the universe. And I think this might be the best path to safety in the sense that an AI that cares about understanding the universe is unlikely to annihilate humans because we are an interesting part of the universe.

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The universe.

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Could you imagine being in a relationship with him? I would be falling asleep on that.

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I'm pretty sure he's AI right now.

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Just for his monotone voice. I could imagine. He's got money.

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Universe. Say it any way you want to.

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He criticized Microsoft Fact, Microsoft Fact, Open AI, the firm behind ChatGPT of training AI to lie. Listen to this.

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AI is perhaps more dangerous than, say, mismanaged aircraft design or production maintenance or bad car production in the sense that it has the potential, however small one may regard that probability, but it is non-trivial. It has the potential of civilizational destruction.

00:25:47 - 00:25:53 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, he said AI, especially that's trained to be politically correct, can be detrimental to our society.

00:25:53 - 00:26:01 | Speaker 2:

We've seen a lot of people that have come out and said that. I mean, even some of our leaders are saying that they're worried about what this A.I. is going to do. Yeah.

00:26:01 - 00:26:25 | Speaker 4:

It is the largest annual salary in NFL history. The Philadelphia Eagles agreed to a five-year deal worth $255 million for quarterback Jalen Hurts. And here's the thing, Mike. he can actually make even more than that through incentives that could raise his total to $274 million through 2028. Is he that good of a quarterback?

00:26:25 - 00:26:32 | Speaker 2:

Is he better than Mahomes? I think so, yes. Really? Yeah. Oh, my God. I think Mahomes is good.

00:26:32 - 00:26:33 | Speaker 3:

Don't get me wrong. He's like a magician.

00:26:34 - 00:26:47 | Speaker 2:

But I think Jalen Hurts has a lot of potential to be much better. Could have been a good year or not. I don't know. But I'm going to say this. Patrick Mahomes has an agent. He needs to be listening up to this thing because he should be making more than, I think, Jalen Hurts.

00:26:47 - 00:26:52 | Speaker 4:

Love that, by the way, Jalen Hurts has an all-women management team. Really?

00:26:53 - 00:26:57 | Speaker 2:

Uh-huh. Yeah. So, is what, his agent and lawyers and stuff are all...

00:26:57 - 00:27:01 | Speaker 3:

Is he hiring? I'm truly, truly, truly

00:27:01 - 00:27:07 | Speaker 2:

on the wrong career. We were talking about being in a relationship with the richest man in the world, Elon Musk. You said no, but what about Jalen Hurts?

00:27:08 - 00:27:13 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, I don't feel like everything Jalen... Jalen? Jalen. How did he say his name?

00:27:13 - 00:27:14 | Speaker 2:

Well, you gotta learn how to say his name right.

00:27:14 - 00:27:21 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, yeah, that's step one. That's step one. But everything he says doesn't make me want to punch him in the face. So I feel like that's a step in the right direction.

00:27:22 - 00:28:21 | Speaker 4:

Clearing up some Coachella rumors really fast. Leo DiCaprio not dating his buddy, Bradley Cooper's ex, Irina Shayk, despite all of the photos of them hanging out at Coachella over the weekend. They are just friends. In fact, Leo, Irina, Brad have all hung out together before publicly and told you all about Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello making out. They are not back together despite that. Friends say they've stayed in touch since breaking up, decided to meet up at Coachella. One thing led to another as the night progressed. Their kiss, it was just kind of like a one-off. It just happened. That was it. And McDonald's is rolling out some changes designed to improve its signature hamburgers. From this point forward, the buns will be softer. The cheese gooier. Onion will be added to the patties right on the grill. And the Big Mac sauce, you will get more of that. The improvements have already arrived in some U.S. cities, including L.A., Seattle, Phoenix, and Las Vegas. They'll be available nationally by early next year. I love it.

00:28:21 - 00:28:24 | Speaker 2:

So the burgers will be better. I love the two-burger combo.

00:28:24 - 00:28:32 | Speaker 3:

Same. Cheeseburger. So good, yeah. Cheeseburger one. It's my favorite. Am I weird for kind of liking the hard buns? I like kind of like having to rip them apart.

00:28:33 - 00:28:33 | Speaker 2:

Really?

00:28:34 - 00:28:39 | Speaker 3:

I do. I think they're good. And then they're kind of chewy, which is probably not what they're going for. But I like them.

00:28:39 - 00:28:45 | Speaker 2:

Yeah. Yeah, I do like the idea of getting gooier with the cheese. I feel like the cheese is just the slapping it on there type thing.

00:28:45 - 00:28:48 | Speaker 4:

For all of today's Dirty, check out the Dirty page on TheDirtyOnTheMorning.com.

00:28:51 - 00:28:55 | Speaker 1:

Celebrity Dirt, directly from the source, is Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

00:28:58 - 00:30:00 | Speaker 2:

Thanks for listening to Channel 955 and iHeartRadio Station. Listen on your free iHeartRadio app for all your music, radio, and podcasts. Missed your mojo in the morning? Hear the War of the Roses, the Dirty on the 30, and the Throwback Throwdown now on the free iHeartRadio app. Mojo in the Morning. Now with the War of the Roses on Tuesdays and Thursdays. You can listen to us always on the iHeartRadio app or on great radio stations like channel 955 in detroit 92.5 kiss fm in toledo in 104.5 snx in grand rapids muskegon phone numbers 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 so i just uh i finished up my my taxes i mean nothing like waiting until the very last moment to get it done but today's the day right yeah well i believe

00:30:00 - 00:30:09 | Speaker 1:

it was yesterday wasn't it or no it's today today's text day are you sure yeah they extended it i thought oh really okay i thought i was listening i was listening to our friends this

00:30:09 - 00:30:13 | Speaker 3:

morning on the news station and they were saying today by midnight okay well let me just say this

00:30:13 - 00:30:19 | Speaker 1:

to you i thought it was yesterday i was panicking and that's all i was working on yesterday so i should have listened

00:30:19 - 00:30:26 | Speaker 2:

i'm just really proud of myself that i'm not the last one on the show yeah i did mine on sunday so

00:30:26 - 00:31:32 | Speaker 1:

Well, I was going through, even though you really can't do anything nowadays, it seems like with your taxes, I was going through and looking at the things that I spend money on because you used to be able to write off entertainment stuff. And now it's pretty much not as much that's there anymore. But long story short, this is the only time of the year that I realize how much money I waste on my streaming services that I have. So all the subscription services that I have, I kind of, like, listed them and then looked at how much money I spent over the year, and I was like, oh, my God. And I'm talking about the services, like, I got cable, which I'm not going to give up my Wi-Fi in my house, but I might give up the cable, all right? I'm contemplating that and just doing Wi-Fi with stream, okay? I've got Hulu Netflix. Why do I have both? Handmaid's Tale is the only reason why because otherwise I just have Netflix. Absolutely. But I don't watch anything else

00:31:32 - 00:31:42 | Speaker 2:

I think on Hulu. Oh Scandal's on Hulu. Scandal? Scandal? Are you still watching Scandal? I just started it. I'm late to the party but let me tell you it's very good.

00:31:42 - 00:31:45 | Speaker 3:

Okay I was going to say the first couple seasons are good and then it gets meh. Oh really? Okay.

00:31:46 - 00:33:00 | Speaker 1:

I'm into it right now. Apple Music. I have Apple Music. the MLB app I have no idea why but for some reason I find myself randomly wanting to watch like a Cubs game because I'm a big Cub fan because I grew up in Chicago and I have LifeLock alright I know that sounds crazy but I've had my identity stolen like three times and I figured you know what I got LifeLock alright and you ain't stealing my identity this time unless LifeLock tells me you stole it I hope somebody steals mine I got a lot of debt they take it all Well, so I'm going through the subscription services. And if you have an iPhone and you do your subscription services through the iPhone, it's easy to cancel them. Because you just go into subscriptions and you can just pretty much go cancel, cancel, cancel. Otherwise, a lot of these ones, I don't have it through that. I just have it through going on and, you know, figuring out what my password is. And then I got to just remember what my password is. Well, a friend of mine told me something yesterday and gave me great news or great advice. And I think that our listeners need to know this. And if anybody's ever done this, I want you to tell me if it's worked. So a friend of mine said that what you should do is once a year cancel every subscription that you have.

00:33:00 - 00:33:01 | Speaker 3:

Every subscription?

00:33:01 - 00:33:28 | Speaker 1:

Every subscription. Anything you have, cancel it. Then one of two things is going to happen. You're either going to get talked into keeping the service at a much lower price, which the cable companies always end up doing. They always didn't seem like they didn't negotiate with you. Or you cancel it all for one month, and if you desperately need it back after a month, you get it back. Otherwise, you're good and you don't need it.

00:33:28 - 00:33:28 | Speaker 3:

Yeah.

00:33:29 - 00:33:30 | Speaker 2:

Well, yeah.

00:33:30 - 00:33:33 | Speaker 1:

Yeah. Is this worked? Or you're saying, mm-hmm, but have you tried it?

00:33:33 - 00:34:03 | Speaker 2:

I do it all the time. You do? I cancel subscriptions all of the time, especially because I think a lot of people love a show on a streaming platform. You watch it in two weeks and then you pay for the entire service for the year. I am a huge fan of canceling stuff all the time, except my dad always goes, oh, the login. That's how my dad sounds. The login doesn't work. And I have to walk him through that, which is probably the most annoying part of the whole process. But yeah, I save way more money doing that for sure. For sure.

00:34:04 - 00:34:11 | Speaker 1:

So canceling it, it will then make you go, I don't need it or you do need it. Like what have you found?

00:34:11 - 00:34:16 | Speaker 2:

I have found that I don't need any of the services that I pay for.

00:34:16 - 00:34:28 | Speaker 3:

I canceled my cable last year, and I really realized that I did not need that at all. Really? I steal Megan's Hulu. I steal my ex-husband's Netflix. I pay for Disney+.

00:34:28 - 00:34:31 | Speaker 1:

You still have a streaming Wi-Fi at home, right?

00:34:31 - 00:34:45 | Speaker 3:

I pay for YouTube TV. Okay. So those are the only two I pay for. And in terms of subscriptions, I just checked the other day, actually. It's funny you're talking about this. And the only real one that I have on my phone is some kid-topia that Lucy and Smith play on my phone

00:34:45 - 00:34:55 | Speaker 2:

I don't know what that is. The only one I'll never delete is HBO. I'll delete all the other ones HBO is the only one I keep year-round. The only one that I will never delete is RedTube

00:35:00 - 00:35:42 | Speaker 1:

You were not here last week, but I did a story in the dirty last week about how this is becoming a thing with more and more people canceling their subscriptions because it's getting to be astronomical. We're paying for all of these things when you actually sit down and add them all up. But the part of this story that I thought was interesting was whatever federal entity controls all that, the federal blah, blah, blah, exchange commission, security, FTC, whatever, FCC, they're going to, there's like a bill that is about to be passed to make it easier to cancel these things. Because have you ever noticed how hard it is? You have to dig through a website sometimes to find the button that says cancel subscription. And so there's going to be a new law that it's going to be as easy to cancel as it is to sign up with the click of a button.

00:35:43 - 00:36:00 | Speaker 2:

I would also like a law because I am a huge fan of RuPaul's Drag Race. And if you want to watch it, you have to pay for three different streaming services to watch all of it. Because they intentionally divided up among different platforms. so you have to pay for multiple streaming services. I would like a law against that as well, please.

00:36:01 - 00:36:04 | Speaker 3:

How dare they? RuPaul should stop that.

00:36:04 - 00:36:10 | Speaker 2:

I literally hate you. This is a problem for a lot of people. Thank you very much. It's a very, very popular television show.

00:36:11 - 00:36:14 | Speaker 3:

Well, that's it. They've got you hooked. What's up, Lauren?

00:36:15 - 00:36:46 | Speaker 4:

Hi, good morning. So, Mojo, I'm calling to say that my parents recently asked me about a month and a half ago what I was paying for internet. I don't do the cable, so I have WoW, and I ended up having them switch from Comcast. They were paying over $300 a month for internet, phone, and their cable, so we ended up switching them to the Verizon internet, which is $25 a month. It works incredible. They are so happy with it.

00:36:46 - 00:37:03 | Speaker 3:

See, I have Xfinity, and I'm going to tell you that I just did my negotiation, or I'm doing my negotiation and i was able to lower my xfinity and the wi-fi service is better i've tried the other guys and i couldn't get a better my service with yeah their xfinity wi-fi is is by

00:37:03 - 00:37:32 | Speaker 4:

far the best my parents tried to get their bill lowered with xfinity and they would not budge so they did the verizon internet for the 25 a month and then they did the hulu live yeah now the hulu live is amazing they're like i don't know why we didn't switch earlier they went from spending like $4,000 a year at Xfinity to $95 a month for their internet and Hulu Live. And they are just like, we don't know why we didn't do this sooner. Here's the problem, though.

00:37:32 - 00:37:33 | Speaker 3:

How long have they had this for?

00:37:34 - 00:37:35 | Speaker 4:

A couple months.

00:37:35 - 00:37:45 | Speaker 3:

The problem, though, in a couple of months, your grandfather is going to break his television, which is going to cost him about $2,000 to go buy that new television again.

00:37:46 - 00:37:48 | Speaker 5:

They bought a TV just to

00:37:48 - 00:38:09 | Speaker 3:

do that. I understand that. But he's going to break it because he's going to throw the remote at the TV because that Verizon service is going to bust on him or it's not going to work on him, and he's going to wish that he had his Xfinity back. I promise you. I've seen this happen numerous times with friends of mine that have made the switch over to one of the other ones, and they realize it's the only Wi-Fi that works, you know, at all.

00:38:09 - 00:38:13 | Speaker 2:

I just get so jealous when you Michiganders talk about your different Internet options.

00:38:13 - 00:38:13 | Speaker 3:

I know.

00:38:13 - 00:38:14 | Speaker 2:

I hate all of you.

00:38:14 - 00:38:15 | Speaker 3:

What do you have, Buckeye Cable?

00:38:15 - 00:38:31 | Speaker 2:

We have a huge monopoly here, and depending on where you live, you only have one, maybe two provider options. Our internet here is so much more expensive than in Michigan. It's not even funny. Like, the cheapest internet a month here, the absolute cheapest, and it's the first-year contract is $100 a month.

00:38:32 - 00:38:42 | Speaker 3:

Wow. Xfinity, $25 a month. Oh, I hate you. Xfinity.com slash TMOFax. What's going on? Darian, what's going on? Hi.

00:38:42 - 00:39:07 | Speaker 5:

Hey, good morning, guys. I just wanted to talk about how you guys are always canceling your subscriptions. Me and my wife, well, my wife doesn't really care for it as much as I do, but I do the trial period. So I'll create an account and do the 10-day trial period, and then I'll cancel it and create a whole new account and just keep on doing that. That's the smartest thing I've ever heard anyone say about anything.

00:39:07 - 00:39:17 | Speaker 3:

How smart is this guy right now? I never thought about that. We were talking yesterday about getting things for free and just starting up different subscriptions. What a – you're the genius of the morning.

00:39:18 - 00:39:22 | Speaker 5:

I mean, you get a 30-day trial period on some of the things.

00:39:22 - 00:39:23 | Speaker 3:

Oh, my God.

00:39:23 - 00:39:24 | Speaker 5:

You know what?

00:39:25 - 00:39:26 | Speaker 3:

Okay, question for you.

00:39:26 - 00:39:27 | Speaker 5:

Create a whole new account.

00:39:27 - 00:39:30 | Speaker 3:

Do you also go to Costco or Sam's Club on the weekends and that's your dinner?

00:39:32 - 00:39:33 | Speaker 5:

Oh, absolutely.

00:39:33 - 00:39:45 | Speaker 3:

I love it. Oh, my God, look at the time. Holy crap, I didn't even realize the time. Yeah, we're really late. I'm sorry. I was getting so into saving money and all of us doing this, I didn't realize what time it was.

00:39:45 - 00:39:52 | Speaker 5:

It's Mojo in the Mornings, 5 at 6.55. Or 7.03. 5 at 6.55, yo, 5 at 6.55, yo.

00:39:52 - 00:39:59 | Speaker 3:

Oh, my God, I cannot believe that I'm so late, I think I'm pregnant. Kirsten, are you there?

00:40:00 - 00:42:00 | Speaker 1:

I'm still here. Sorry about that. I know if you've got to get somewhere fast, please tell us. I'll race through the questions. No, I'm okay. Andrea is who you're taking on today. Listen to this. Andrea is from Fowlerville. She is a research scientist. Oh, that sounds fancy and important. A research scientist. Look at you. What do you research? It's development of cancer drugs. Oh, my God. Thank you. Thank you for doing that. By the way, could you do us a favor? Could you research why I'm late with the five at 6.55 this morning? I didn't even see the time. All right. We're going to lock up Kirsten in a soundproof area. Good luck going for your seventh in a row. Five pop culture trivia questions. Whoever gets the most right wins. Tie always goes to the champion. Question number one, Andrea. If you were a fan of this reality dating show, you didn't get to see the live reunion on Sunday night because Netflix was experiencing an air message. Oh, in Bachelor in Paradise. Question number two. Timbaland leaked the news that Justin Timberlake has a new album all done and ready to go. Which of the following is not a Justin Timberlake song? A, Sexy Back. B, because of you, or C, what goes around comes around? What goes around comes around. Question number three, Jamie Foxx remains hospitalized a week after suffering a mysterious medical condition. What's the name of the 2005 song he did with Kanye West? Oh, Gold Digger. Question number four, Jesse James Decker slammed United Airlines for making her pregnant sister pick up after her kids on a recent flight. True or false, Jesse won season 31 of Dancing with the Stars.

00:42:01 - 00:42:02 | Unknown:

True.

00:42:02 - 00:42:38 | Speaker 1:

And question number five, Coachella went down last weekend, and it's happening again this weekend. What state does the music festival take place in? California. Let's bring the champ back from a soundproof area. Kirsten, I think you got this one. Andrea only got two out of five correct. Come on, wait a second. I can't play a drop about her being dumb because she's a scientist. You are so dumb. You are really dumb. For real. The woman is developing a cancer cure, and we call her dumb just because the five is 655. You are not dumb, Andrea.

00:42:39 - 00:42:40 | Unknown:

Thank you.

00:42:40 - 00:43:17 | Speaker 1:

All right. Kirsten, get ready to win. Here you go. Question number one, if you're a fan of this reality dating show, you didn't get to see the live reunion on Sunday night because Netflix was experiencing an air message. Love is blind. Yes. One to zero. Question number two, Timbaland leaked a little bit of news that Justin Timberlake has a new album that's all done and ready to go. Which of the following is not a Justin Timberlake song? A, Sexy Back. B, because of you, or C, what goes around comes around.

00:43:18 - 00:43:19 | Unknown:

B.

00:43:19 - 00:45:29 | Speaker 1:

Correct. Two to nothing. Because of you is a Neo song. Question number three. Jamie Foxx remains hospitalized a week after suffering from a mysterious medical condition. What's the name of the 2005 song he did with Kanye West? Gold Gigger? Yep. Three to one. Question number four, Jesse James Decker slammed United Airlines for making her pregnant sister pick up after their kids on a recent flight. True or false, Jesse won season 31 of Dancing with the Stars. False? Correct. 41. She was eliminated halfway through the season. And last question for a perfect score again, Coachella went down last weekend, and it's happening again this weekend. What state does the musical festival take place in? California. You got it. Yes. Perfect score and final score, five to two. Look at her. Rolling along. All I do is win, win, win, no matter what. Congratulations to you. Today's going to seem like an awkward day because the War of the Roses by popular demand now is on on Tuesdays and Thursdays. And you'll hear that at 7.35-ish or 40-ish or whenever Shannon is done with the next Dirty Report. But also, anybody that's listening right now that normally doesn't listen at this time is going, what is this 5 at 6.55 thing? Well, I was running late with it, so that's why you're hearing the end of it at 7.08. So if you would like to ever listen to this little competition or play it, we do it at 6.55 every morning. I'll make sure I'm on time tomorrow. You can text Iwantoplay to 95500, and we will get you on tomorrow morning's show. I do have a prize for you, Andrea, the research scientist. We're going to set you up with a $50 Burger King gift card. Have it your way. Coke Zero Sugar, now available at participating U.S. Burger King restaurants. Congratulations. Sweet. Thanks. Hang on the phone. We'll get you set up with that, okay? See you tomorrow, Kirsten.

00:45:30 - 00:45:33 | Speaker 3:

It's Mojo in the mornings 5 at 6.55

00:45:33 - 00:45:45 | Speaker 1:

And they stay there And they stay there Alright Mojo on the morning show Good to have you guys here with us Get ready to get your bills paid Ooh

00:45:45 - 00:45:46 | Speaker 2:

Ooh you okay?

00:45:46 - 00:46:20 | Speaker 1:

Bills paid Yeah A thousand dollars could be yours Thirteen times a day We kick it off in the morning at 9.10 So be listening So, Shannon, you brought up something in the Dirty that I think has got to be one of our Mojo in the Morning open discussions with the fam, all the people that are checking us out in Detroit, Grand Rapids, Toledo, or anywhere around the world on the iHeartRadio app. So, you were mentioning in your Dirty the story about, I guess he's from Michigan, huh?

00:46:20 - 00:46:24 | Speaker 2:

He is from Michigan, but he plays for the Toronto Blue Jays, Anthony Bass.

00:46:24 - 00:47:12 | Speaker 1:

Yeah. All right. So he is he's a pitcher, right, for the Toronto Blue Jays, I believe. Yes. OK. And the story is out this morning that I think a lot of parents probably have an opinion on. And the story is he has come out to slam on his social media United Airlines because a flight attendant on a United Airlines flight made his wife get down on her hands and knees or clean up. I mean, she had to get on her hands and knees, obviously, to do it. Popcorn that their toddler spilled while on a flight. So the toddler was eating the popcorn, and as we all know, toddlers and Mojo spilled food on her.

00:47:12 - 00:47:18 | Speaker 2:

Get more popcorn on the floor than in their mouths. Yes. Popcorn provided by the airline.

00:47:18 - 00:47:59 | Speaker 1:

By the way, when I go to the Imagine and I go see a movie, at the end of the movie, Chelsea yells at me because she's like, all right, let's go. And I'm like, I'm eating the popcorn that's remaining on my shirt, underneath my armpit, in my crotch. Do you ever stand up and it just rains down in your body? Oh, it's amazing. So the flight attendant told her that she had to clean up after her child, and they're upset. They said that that shouldn't be the case, that they shouldn't have had to clean up. And it brings up a question, and I wanted to go around the room, and then I want to ask the listeners this. Should parents of messy kids have to clean up after them if they're in a public place? Not just a plane, but maybe a restaurant or something like that.

00:47:59 - 00:48:47 | Speaker 2:

Right. So I want to read some of the comments in this situation because he really ignited a debate here. And from the comments that I read, it was, I would say, 60-40. With 60% of the commenters saying, you know, this is parenting. You need to clean up after the mess that your kids make. And 40% saying, well, wait a second. Like one person said, nobody ever expects a family to clean the floor in a restaurant when kids make a mess. Yes, they do. Which I actually disagree. And another tweeted, flying is a far more expensive service. And it seems they should be vacuuming the floor between the flights at a bare minimum. I guarantee this is not the only debris on the floor of the entire airplane. So people went back and forth about this in the comments section with their opinions.

00:48:47 - 00:48:47 | Speaker 1:

Yeah.

00:48:47 - 00:48:48 | Speaker 2:

It was really interesting.

00:48:49 - 00:48:59 | Speaker 1:

Okay, so I can tell that the person without a child that's worked in the service industry as a waitress, she was world-renowned at Red Robin restaurants.

00:49:01 - 00:49:48 | Speaker 3:

Red Robin was definitely targeting children, and I actually started there as a busser. So I started there as the person who had to clean up after your children, and I did that for three years. at a kid's restaurant. And let me tell you, you would think it was pretty... I know a lot of parents right now are thinking, I clean up after my kids. No, you don't. No, you absolutely do not. You never do. That is the messiest job in the entire world. And quite frankly, I don't know if I made enough money to clean up your kids' puke. And that's other things that parents left behind. Puke? Oh, my God. When I tell you parents do not clean up after their children, they do not clean up after their children, ever. I'm talking diapers in the parking lot. I'm talking puke in the booths. I'm talking, like, literally.

00:49:48 - 00:49:50 | Speaker 1:

Who are these people? Savages.

00:49:51 - 00:50:00 | Speaker 3:

Crayons. Stupid crayons would go everywhere. Nobody would pick them up. Silverware on the floor. It was always like a tornado had gone through. It's so.

00:50:00 - 00:50:55 | Speaker 7:

I okay so yes so here can I let me give you my opinion on this one because I've had the kids um Chelsea and I used to uh clean up after our our children and the biggest reason why I was too afraid of people calling up the other radio stations in the morning actually no Chelsea was Chelsea was always very good about that and Chelsea knew what it was like like megan to work in the service industry and have to clean up and stuff but um we would clean up but on an airplane it's interesting because sometimes when when the flight's over with you don't really have time it's like i mean i guess it's when they say tray tables up we're gonna land in 30 minutes that's when you should probably start doing it because it seems like once the plane lands and then you're able to get up once the seatbelt goes off you can't do anything because people are such savages trying to get off the plane and they gave they gave her name sydney

00:50:55 - 00:51:43 | Speaker 4:

They gave her like a Clorox wipe and then said, pick up, you know, pick up every kernel of popcorn and wipe down. Do you think that they legit this? So I don't know. I wasn't there. That's mean. So, yeah. I mean, I, I pick up after my kids when we go out because I'm, I'm embarrassed. Sometimes some of the mess they can make. I don't know that I do the best job, but I definitely am the one that gets down under the table and make sure there's nothing under there. I do have a question for servers Because sometimes we have Like Megan for example The crayons or like trash You know whatever I definitely don't take that with me But I'll stuff it all into a glass Or pile it on a plate And I don't know if that's good or bad But I at least try to consolidate I don't make it perfect But I do try

00:51:43 - 00:52:03 | Speaker 6:

I personally didn't like it in the glasses Because then we have to dig our hands in your back wash To get it out To put them into the tracholine I don't even care if they're broken or if the tabletop is a mess, but it was always, like, in the cracks of the seats of the booth, on the floor, whatever it was. Like, if you could just put the mess in one consolidated area, I think a lot of people would appreciate that. Stacey.

00:52:04 - 00:52:05 | Speaker 7:

Go ahead, Mike.

00:52:05 - 00:52:10 | Speaker 1:

Does it change anything that she's pregnant, or does it change anything at all in this story that she's pregnant and has to do? Yes.

00:52:11 - 00:52:23 | Speaker 7:

I think that that does play a part. I think that, you know, this woman's pregnant and she's traveling with a child. I'm assuming she's probably sitting in first class because her husband's an MLB player.

00:52:23 - 00:52:29 | Speaker 3:

From the picture, it doesn't look like... Doesn't look like it? It doesn't look like she is, no.

00:52:30 - 00:52:32 | Speaker 7:

But I think if you're pregnant, I think, in your travel environment...

00:52:32 - 00:52:33 | Speaker 3:

No, this is definitely coach.

00:52:33 - 00:52:38 | Speaker 7:

Is it? Oh, okay. Stacey, what's up? It's Mojo in the Morning. Comment from you.

00:52:39 - 00:52:55 | Speaker 2:

Good morning, yes. So I remember my first time taking my son out. And I'm first-time mom. so he was six eight months old we went to um a restaurant and was that just an

00:52:55 - 00:53:06 | Speaker 7:

or a clearing of your throat because you had something in your throat or were you trying to like say something about the restaurant by doing that clearing of the throat no so it was like i

00:53:06 - 00:53:43 | Speaker 2:

don't want to say it was like a fancy restaurant but it was definitely um uh a nicer restaurant And I remember getting down on my hands and knees and cleaning under the table with wet wipes because he had gotten some noodles on the ground. And I was not about to be leaving that for my server. So I got down on my hands and knees and cleaned up, you know, all of the stuff that he had spilled on the floor. I wiped down the high chair after we were done. I wiped down the table. So leaving something for somebody else that my child had made a mess is just kind of crazy to me.

00:53:44 - 00:53:53 | Speaker 7:

Yeah. No, I agree that, you know, that's pretty much what you should do, right? I mean, it's not somebody's responsibility to clean up after your kids. No.

00:53:53 - 00:54:01 | Speaker 4:

Absolutely. Now, there are texters who are saying, I think it's pretty petty of the airline to make her pick up the popcorn that they gave her.

00:54:01 - 00:54:01 | Speaker 6:

Yeah.

00:54:01 - 00:54:03 | Speaker 4:

We're getting several of those comments, too.

00:54:03 - 00:54:10 | Speaker 6:

I don't know. If they handed me a drink, am I allowed to just spike it on the floor and walk away? Right, right. They gave you lots of stuff that you don't just leave behind.

00:54:10 - 00:54:11 | Speaker 7:

Hey, Nikki.

00:54:12 - 00:54:13 | Speaker 5:

Hi, Mojo.

00:54:13 - 00:54:15 | Speaker 7:

Hi. Welcome to the show. What's going on?

00:54:17 - 00:54:44 | Speaker 5:

Oh, nothing. I'm very sensitive about this subject because as a previous cabin cleaner, I know how terrible kids can be on a long flight, especially the red eyes coming in. And so most of the time, we only have a three-man crew. And with flights turning over so quickly, we only have like five to eight minutes to clean an entire aircraft.

00:54:45 - 00:54:52 | Speaker 7:

And again, for those people that don't understand, this was on a flight, and you are an actual cleaning crew member from the airport?

00:54:53 - 00:54:55 | Speaker 5:

I did it for 10 years, yes.

00:54:55 - 00:54:56 | Speaker 7:

Okay.

00:54:56 - 00:55:32 | Speaker 5:

and so if you see cleaners trying to like fish upstream while you're coming off an aircraft that's exactly why so we have to clean first class and bathrooms first priority and whatever time we have left remaining gets spent on coach so a lot of times the floors get overlooked we try to get the trash off the seats and we run a hokey down the middle and that's it okay so uh this is what did you call it a hokey oh i'm sorry you know one of them like little carpet sleepers okay i never knew it had a

00:55:32 - 00:55:42 | Speaker 2:

name that's kind of cute and that's from somebody who actually does the cleaning right saying that people are are savages what's up uh bethany what do you think about this should you have to clean

00:55:42 - 00:56:07 | Speaker 4:

up after your kid i do in certain situations but on an airplane you have no room i just flew with a one-year-old on my lap and i couldn't even pick up a toy that they dropped in the corner The guy behind me kept handing it to me because it landed on his foot. There's just no room. You cannot do it. But you bet I was at a hibachi grill, and Mike had spilled rice all over the floor. You bet I was down there with a white bee picking that up.

00:56:08 - 00:56:25 | Speaker 2:

And then you do the best you can. And by the way, there are some restaurants that have messier-type food. Like you said, the rice is tough to get everything. But Anthony. This is why I always go to, like, Logan's or Texas Roadhouse where you can throw peanuts on the floor. You don't have to worry about it. Mike, smart move. Anthony agrees, right, Anthony?

00:56:27 - 00:57:18 | Speaker 3:

I do, I do. I like that thought. Good morning, Mojo. Good morning, Megan and crew. So we're first-time parents of a 17-month-old baby, Emma, and we go out to eat a lot. So we go out to eat. I know it's going to be a mess. I'm like, okay, that's fine. I'm prepared for it. And every time I always want to sweep, I want to use a broom, a dustpan to take care of the floor after we're done eating because there's just a mess everywhere, you know? And often I can eyeball it And I can grab it myself If it's accessible But sometimes restaurants You can't find a broom And you ask the server for it And they won't give it to you They refuse to give it to you You know, because it's almost like You're asking them to do their job You know, they feel insulted a little bit by it And I'm like, hey, it's my kid that made the mess May I use your broom real quick And I can, most of the time

00:57:18 - 00:57:29 | Speaker 2:

Anthony, you actually are smart That's smart Here's the smart thing Ask to use it And they'll say no And then you at least made an attempt

00:57:29 - 00:57:37 | Speaker 3:

That's all we're asking for I genuinely want to do it Don't mojo But you're right

00:57:37 - 00:57:47 | Speaker 2:

But honestly it's nice when they do it You know what And honestly if they say no no no that's mine Then I gotta throw down more money on the table You gotta give a little bit bigger tip

00:57:47 - 00:57:51 | Speaker 3:

Maybe that's the point I guess

00:57:51 - 00:57:55 | Speaker 2:

Thank you for the call, Anthony What's your 17-month-old's name?

00:57:57 - 00:57:57 | Speaker 3:

Emma

00:57:57 - 00:58:00 | Speaker 2:

Is she a cutie pie?

00:58:01 - 00:58:10 | Speaker 3:

Oh, she's gorgeous We hear it all the time I genuinely think so Parents think that about every kid But everyone else is telling us that as well So I think we're doing good

00:58:10 - 00:58:12 | Speaker 2:

Who does she look like, you or her mom?

00:58:13 - 00:58:18 | Speaker 3:

She looks like me And her first word was daddy You are the father

00:58:18 - 00:58:44 | Speaker 2:

Wow, that's awesome Well, all right, it is Mojo in the morning. Our producer KP got busted and she was busted trying to set up her counterpart, her best buddy, her partner in crime, Lydia, who answers the phones here. And, you know, what were you busted doing?

00:58:44 - 00:59:44 | Speaker 1:

I'm so ridiculous. I swear. So she had come to my birthday party and met a group of my friends, and there were a couple guy friends in that group. One of the guys in particular thought Lydia was so cute, and I told Lydia, I'm like, hey, he kind of thinks you're cute, and she's like, oh, which one is it? Can I see a picture? So I went to his Instagram, and I tried to send her his Instagram so that she could snoop around. Well, this backfired. I was doing too many things at once. And I accidentally sent his picture to himself on Instagram. Oh, okay. And he texts me literally immediately. He's like, why'd you do that? What is that? What do you do here? Are you talking about me? Who is that supposed to go to? And I refused to throw Lydia under the... I mean, I'm doing it on radio right now. But I refused to directly tell him that Lydia forgot what he looked like.

00:59:44 - 00:59:54 | Speaker 2:

Oh, wait a second. So, okay. So what does he think? Does he think that you're trying to set him up with another girl? Well, he knows something's up. He does. Okay.

00:59:54 - 01:00:00 | Speaker 1:

I partially lied and said, I'm just trying to set you up with a girl.

01:00:00 - 01:00:16 | Speaker 6:

And he's like, okay, well, who is it? And I'm like, I can't tell you. And he has not stopped asking me about it since. And I ended up giving in yesterday when we went out for drinks. And he got so excited because he saw that Lydia had followed him on Instagram.

01:00:16 - 01:00:22 | Speaker 1:

Lydia, is he cute? Did she get a picture from you finally?

01:00:22 - 01:00:23 | Speaker 6:

Oh, yeah.

01:00:23 - 01:00:24 | Speaker 1:

Okay, so she knows.

01:00:24 - 01:00:27 | Speaker 6:

I sent her that, the correct one right away. I just had to deal with that.

01:00:27 - 01:00:32 | Speaker 1:

Lydia is KP's guy friend. She's answering phones. Is KP's guy friend cute?

01:00:33 - 01:00:39 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, he's pretty good looking. Wait a second. Pretty good looking. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What happened to Gas Station Guy? Oh, he's still around.

01:00:40 - 01:00:43 | Speaker 1:

I think there's an expiration coming soon on Gas Station Guy.

01:00:43 - 01:00:45 | Speaker 5:

Are we putting an ultimatum up there?

01:00:45 - 01:00:47 | Speaker 6:

I'm going to have an update later this week.

01:00:47 - 01:00:51 | Speaker 5:

Okay. She's got a good topic going. Why do you say that? I'm curious now.

01:00:51 - 01:00:52 | Speaker 1:

That's a tease. Let her tease.

01:00:54 - 01:00:54 | Unknown:

Okay.

01:00:55 - 01:01:00 | Speaker 1:

She's got an update. She's got an update coming up on Gas Station Guy, which is Lydia's boyfriend. if you're new to the show.

01:01:00 - 01:01:01 | Speaker 5:

No, not boyfriend.

01:01:01 - 01:01:07 | Speaker 1:

Or her not boyfriend, yeah. Her friend that's a boy. He's just a gas station guy. All right, so go back to this guy.

01:01:07 - 01:01:09 | Speaker 3:

I feel like I'm in third grade.

01:01:09 - 01:01:30 | Speaker 1:

So go back to this guy. This has happened to me numerous times, not with setting people up, but it's happened to me numerous times where we're trying to refer to somebody and then sent the text to the wrong person, referring to them, going, I shouldn't have done that. But that's interesting with the picture thing. Oh, he's cute Oh, he wears shorts

01:01:30 - 01:01:33 | Speaker 6:

Wait, where's the picture? It's in the group chat

01:01:33 - 01:01:37 | Speaker 1:

Oh, you sent it to us, okay Are you sure you sent it to us and not him?

01:01:37 - 01:01:40 | Speaker 6:

He is so kind I love this guy, he's one of my best friends

01:01:40 - 01:01:44 | Speaker 1:

Dude, the guy's got a Rolex Look at that watch, that's a Rolex

01:01:44 - 01:01:47 | Speaker 3:

I love that you zoom in on it I love that the dudes roll like

01:01:47 - 01:01:52 | Speaker 1:

It's a Rolex watch, look at that, zoom in on it

01:01:52 - 01:02:00 | Speaker 6:

He's so cool, he was in the army and he's got his master's and he owns his own gym. Yeah, he's really cool.

01:02:01 - 01:02:02 | Speaker 1:

Why are you not dating him? You're single.

01:02:02 - 01:02:07 | Speaker 6:

Because I have a platonic relationship with him and I love him so much. So he's a really good friend.

01:02:07 - 01:02:10 | Speaker 1:

Is there nothing that's ever happened between the two of you guys?

01:02:11 - 01:02:17 | Speaker 6:

He took me out on a couple dates when we first started talking, but I immediately knew that I wanted him as a friend.

01:02:17 - 01:02:18 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, that's so fair.

01:02:18 - 01:02:22 | Speaker 6:

But I have a huge crush on one of his best friends.

01:02:22 - 01:02:24 | Speaker 1:

Okay, so you guys can double date.

01:02:24 - 01:02:29 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, maybe. how cute is that he's holding a pina colada in the photo and it says keeping the spf close

01:02:29 - 01:02:48 | Speaker 6:

and the pina coladas closer he is such a girl sometimes is he a player no he's not a player no he's a hopeless romantic i would say it's funny because he kind of looks like a player yes he does he looks like a player he could be a player if you wanted to and you can date non-chaldean yeah

01:02:48 - 01:03:01 | Speaker 1:

lydia oh heck yeah okay they call them white boys that's what they call them i'm dating a white boy Which technically You should not be able to get away with Saying white boys It's not nice to us white boys

01:03:01 - 01:03:03 | Speaker 3:

I'm just now seeing the picture Skies out thighs out

01:03:03 - 01:03:19 | Speaker 6:

He's a lifter too So he does physique shows too He's very Wait alright He was good up until that He has done it once To challenge himself

01:03:19 - 01:03:28 | Speaker 1:

Douchebag One button away from that I was waiting for Megan to go I was going to hit that one right there

01:03:28 - 01:03:32 | Speaker 3:

I'm trying not to be so disrespectful But it was hard to keep that one in

01:03:32 - 01:03:45 | Speaker 1:

By the way I got a chance to see what Country Boy looked like Megan's Country Boy yesterday In the social post that you posted Of the audio of that I saw him yesterday

01:03:45 - 01:03:47 | Speaker 5:

I'm telling you

01:03:47 - 01:03:52 | Speaker 1:

If Country Boy doesn't become a misfit on this show I will be very angry

01:03:52 - 01:03:53 | Speaker 5:

What's his name? Andrew.

01:03:53 - 01:03:57 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, Andrew the country boy that Megan's going after.

01:03:57 - 01:04:10 | Speaker 3:

Why don't you guys clarify that? They're literally so freaking annoying. I want you guys to know that every time I tell Mojo not to do or say something, he does. And it is the most annoying thing in the entire world.

01:04:11 - 01:04:21 | Speaker 1:

Let's do this. Let's have a triple date between Thigh Guy, Country Boy Andrew, and KP's Mystery Man.

01:04:21 - 01:04:39 | Speaker 2:

what's up chelsea hey hey what's going on nothing so i back to the whole texting the wrong person i was with my sister and i went to text my mom how much she can talk with like an eye roll and

01:04:39 - 01:04:46 | Speaker 1:

i accidentally texted her oh no oh yeah yeah so a similar situation where you text the wrong person Uh-oh.

01:04:47 - 01:04:48 | Speaker 2:

Yep.

01:04:48 - 01:04:48 | Speaker 1:

How did that?

01:04:48 - 01:04:52 | Speaker 2:

Oh, that was awkward trying to explain that one. Yeah.

01:04:52 - 01:05:01 | Speaker 1:

Didn't play well. Thank you for the call. Of course. Thanks. We have something new that's starting. today. And it's coming up.

01:05:02 - 01:05:02 | Speaker 2:

Don't miss this.

01:05:04 - 01:05:08 | Speaker 1:

Shannon's going to do the dirty here next. What do you got in the dirty? So I have

01:05:08 - 01:05:24 | Speaker 3:

an update on, I'm sure you've all seen that story about the teenager who was shot simply for ringing the wrong doorbell. That's awful. Huge, huge update on that story. And Megan, the final guest on the Late Late Show with James Corden, this will absolutely make your day. We'll talk about that

01:05:24 - 01:05:33 | Speaker 1:

coming up in the dirty. And it's new. It starts today. It's by popular demand. War of the Roses, two days a week, added to Tuesdays, and it's happening right after this.

01:05:33 - 01:05:43 | Speaker 2:

Cheat, and you'll get caught. It's the War of the Roses in minutes on Mojo in the Morning of thy neighbor. Just don't get caught. War of the Roses is here in minutes on Mojo in the Morning.

01:05:44 - 01:06:35 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, you heard right. A War of the Roses, which normally, if you listen to our show on a regular basis, we bust cheaters doing the War of the Roses and have for many, many years on Thursday mornings, and we do it at 7 and 9 o'clock. Well, just added Tuesday mornings, and we're doing it after Shannon's Dirty Report here. So it will happen just after the 7.30 Dirty. Right now, a chance for you to win tickets to, let's see here, WWE SummerSlam happening at Ford Field on August the 5th. Tickets on sale at Ticketmaster.com. It's a big event. Summer Slam is here on August the 5th, and you can win tickets now at 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Good luck.

01:06:36 - 01:06:38 | Speaker 2:

Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

01:06:39 - 01:07:20 | Speaker 1:

This morning on the show, we got a lot of stuff to do. War of the Roses, you'll hear in just a little bit, but we are doing Am I the A-Hole? And wait till you hear who is going to be on Am I the A-Hole. It's somebody that you all know, everybody on the show knows, and you're going to have to call out somebody that you know, somebody that you actually, I'm sure, love and tell them whether or not you think that they're an a-hole or not. We do that just after 830. So in about an hour from now, exactly an hour from now, or if you're on the podcast, you can scroll a little bit and find it on our Mojo in the Morning podcast. What do you got in this dirty?

01:07:20 - 01:08:09 | Speaker 3:

Well, yesterday, Missouri prosecutors announced charges against the 85-year-old white man who shot a 16-year-old black teenager named Ralph Yarl, came to his Kansas City front door by mistake. I mean, this story is everywhere right now. If you don't know anything about it, Ralph was picking up his younger twin brothers, accidentally went to the wrong house, and that happened. The man's name is Andrew Lester. He will now face charges of assault in the first degree and armed criminal action, both felonies. The prosecuting attorney in this case said, I can tell you there was a racial component here. We understand how frustrating this has been, but I can assure you that the criminal justice system is working and will continue to work.

01:08:09 - 01:08:32 | Speaker 1:

There's another story, too. Today I saw another person who went to the wrong house and got shot. Girl? Yeah, and a girl, and it's a white girl, so a lot of people are wondering what will happen in that case. And I know it's different areas of the country. It's a totally different town. Just turning around in the driveway. It's kind of crazy. It's awful.

01:08:32 - 01:09:03 | Speaker 3:

The Late Late Show with James Corden announced that the final guests for the very last episode are going to be Harry Styles and Will Ferrell. So, you're not getting One Direction, as was rumored, although we busted that rumor for you last week and said all of the guys were not going to be appearing together and reuniting on the final episode. But you are getting Harry and Will, the show's ninth season run with James Corden, set to come to an end the night of April 27th. I know Tom Cruise also going to be included in that lineup with a final sketch as part of the finale.

01:09:03 - 01:09:05 | Speaker 2:

Hi, this is Will Ferrell, and you're wasting time with Mojo.

01:09:06 - 01:09:13 | Speaker 4:

What, Megan? Do you think that we might get a new song from Harry? I don't know. Do we think we'll get a performance?

01:09:13 - 01:09:18 | Speaker 1:

Would he waste it on James Corden? That's very true. Come on.

01:09:18 - 01:09:23 | Speaker 4:

So he and James Corden are actually, like, super close, which is probably one of Harry's biggest red flags.

01:09:24 - 01:09:30 | Speaker 1:

I thought James Corden was already off. I didn't even realize he still hadn't done his final show. But that's it.

01:09:30 - 01:09:38 | Speaker 4:

You're doing big things for the finale. Do you think one of them is drop something here or perform something here? Or are we finally going to get medicine?

01:09:38 - 01:09:45 | Speaker 1:

You know, it's like speaking a foreign language Sometime with all the knowledge you have Of Harry Styles

01:09:45 - 01:09:49 | Speaker 4:

Medicine is the best song ever made That Harry refuses to release

01:09:49 - 01:09:57 | Speaker 1:

Let's hope that he does medicine Honestly, I would hope that he does Like, I don't know I'd like him to do Watermelon Sugar

01:09:57 - 01:09:59 | Speaker 4:

No, I've seen it before

01:10:00 - 01:12:04 | Speaker 1:

Frank Ocean suffered a pretty serious Ankle injury during rehearsals In the week leading up to his headlining set at Coachella And so he had to Change the production And the plan for his production Because of it Doctors told him he needed to take pressure off Of this injured ankle So if you heard about the mess That his headlining set was on Sunday night This is the back story There was a visible catwalk There was a circular stage at the end It was supposed to be, I think, an ice skating rink, people were saying. None of that was used during his set. All of the dancers that had been practicing for weeks and weeks were told they weren't doing their practice thing like minutes before his set was supposed to start. Instead, Frank sat on a stool while singing for most of the show. I know he got up a few times and went up to his band, but that was really it. The injury was one of many apparent problems during Frank Ocean's headlining set. When he did finally arrive on stage, he was like an hour late, so he ended his set abruptly around 12.25 a.m., citing Coachella's curfew. So he was late to get on stage, then he ended his show early. Fans obviously not happy right away, you know, with that. He also strayed from the microphone a couple of times during his set, revealing that he was singing with or not singing along to pre-recorded vocals for some songs. Did a really weird set Lots of remixes Chose some strange songs People were saying Just not worthy Of a headlining performance A lot of people are saying Injury reporters said that His career Is it ruined over this? Yeah Yeah I saw that too Yeah I don't know Worth a quick mention Fans noticed that Travis Scott's Very flirty comment On Kylie Jenner's Kylie Cosmetics Instagram Has been deleted After all of these rumors That she's got something up with Timothee Chalamet are going around. He wrote a beauty on the photo that Kylie posted of herself back on April 1st. It's not there anymore. I'm just saying.

01:12:04 - 01:12:09 | Speaker 2:

Did she delete it or did he take it off? Or did he delete it? I don't know. Good question. I don't know who deleted it.

01:12:09 - 01:12:14 | Speaker 1:

I just know it is no longer there. That's the kind of gossip I live for from you.

01:12:14 - 01:12:25 | Speaker 2:

By the way, I don't know if you guys know this, but there's rumors that Harry Styles is going to be doing his song. What's the song called again? Medicine. Medicine. He's going to do medicine. then I'm going to give you that gossip report.

01:12:25 - 01:12:35 | Speaker 1:

And lastly, there is about to be a new Guinness World Record for what, you might ask? The largest gathering of Kyles.

01:12:36 - 01:12:37 | Unknown:

What?

01:12:37 - 01:13:20 | Speaker 1:

The city of Kyle, Texas, is located about 20 miles south of Austin. It is hoping to break the record on Sunday, May 21st. Officials will try to break the same name record that has been held since 2017 with 2,325 people named Ivan. That was in Bosnia. So the gathering of Kyles will be held at Lake Kyle Park on the last day of the Kyle Fair, and it will be the city's fourth attempt to break this record. In previous years, Kyles have come from as far as Massachusetts to participate. There is no cost to be there. The only rule is that participant's name must be spelled K-Y-L-E.

01:13:21 - 01:13:22 | Speaker 2:

Is it sponsored by Monster Energy Drink?

01:13:24 - 01:13:29 | Speaker 1:

Right? For all of today's Dirty, check out the Dirty page on MojoInTheMorning.com.

01:13:29 - 01:13:53 | Speaker 2:

Get more dirt at MojoInTheMorning.com. Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. Mojo in the Morning, Jean. Yeah. You're a winner. Congratulations. I'm so excited. We're excited for you. You're going to go to WWE Summer Slam, Ford Field, August the 5th. Congrats to you.

01:13:53 - 01:13:58 | Speaker 1:

Yes, thank you. My son is a huge fan, a huge fan.

01:13:58 - 01:15:12 | Speaker 2:

As mom, do you bring him to any shows, or has he gone to any shows? I do. My husband brings him to Raw whenever they're in Grand Rapids. You guys don't even understand. He is the biggest WWE fan ever. I love it. I can still remember taking Joe to his to WWE. I don't remember what it was. It was one of them. Maybe it was raw or something when he was young. And it's wild because we had great seats. We're sitting right up close and he was so into it, knew everything, knew all the moves, everything. And I'm sitting there the whole time going, what in the world am I doing? Because I was I was never a wrestling fan. I mean, I guess the last time I was kind of a wrestling fan was like maybe Hulk Hogan or something like that. Yeah, yeah. Like I was like the old classics and stuff. But I'm sitting there going, what am I doing? And then by the end of the thing, I'm buying shirts. I know. I'm wearing boas. Yeah. Posters. He's the biggest fan. It's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Can you give us a little bit of your Hulk Hogan movie? Can I give a shout out to my kid? kindergarten class at Oak Ridge. Do you know what the Hulk can do? What would Hulk Hogan do? Yeah, brother, hey, do you know the Smackdown? Remember when Hulk Hogan became evil, Hulk Hogan?

01:15:12 - 01:15:14 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, NWO Hulk Hogan.

01:15:14 - 01:15:17 | Speaker 2:

He became, and he stopped wearing the yellow.

01:15:18 - 01:15:19 | Speaker 1:

The yellow and red.

01:15:19 - 01:15:35 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, and he became like all like crazy, and he even dyed his beard like extra dark. I was watching Rugrats. I never watched any of that stuff. By the way, here's what I want to do. I'm going to get Shannon's son Smith into wrestling.

01:15:35 - 01:15:35 | Speaker 3:

Please don't.

01:15:35 - 01:15:38 | Speaker 2:

I'm going to get him into it so that Shannon has to, as a mom, take it.

01:15:39 - 01:15:43 | Speaker 3:

Please, God, don't. No, that'll be, you know what? That'll be some great daddy-son time.

01:15:43 - 01:15:47 | Speaker 2:

Gene, they don't serve wine, do they, at WWE?

01:15:48 - 01:15:50 | Speaker 3:

I had to do Sesame Street Live. He gets that.

01:15:50 - 01:15:54 | Speaker 2:

There's no wine in the concession stands there, right? Can I have a Chardonnay?

01:15:54 - 01:16:00 | Speaker 4:

I'd like a white Zinfandel They do serve wine at Fort Field

01:16:00 - 01:16:05 | Speaker 2:

Thanks Jean

01:16:05 - 01:16:07 | Speaker 4:

Thank you so much

01:16:07 - 01:17:16 | Speaker 2:

Love you Mojo in the morning so War of the Roses The most popular thing we do on our show We do it on Thursdays By popular demand has been added To Tuesdays So if you're somebody that normally listens On Thursday mornings 7 and 9 o'clock you will hear war of the roses busting a couple of cheaters a week now uh and it's something that honestly for years i never really wanted to do i don't know why it was and i think that a lot of it was just the the the pain of uh dealing with all the people that you know we were having issues with that got complained about uh you know the fact that they were on the radio and um all right So this morning's War of the Roses is a good one. If you think that your significant other, your husband, wife, boyfriend, and girlfriend is cheating on you, we need to hear from you. Text cheater to 95500 and let us get in contact with you. And you can even put on, when you text the word cheater, why you think that they're cheating. And we'll get back to you so that you can be on a future Mojo in the Morning War of the Roses.

01:17:17 - 01:17:23 | Speaker 1:

Catching cheaters. I'm proud of it. Ow, I'm sorry. It's your home for War of the Roses on Mojo in the Morning.

01:17:24 - 01:17:29 | Speaker 2:

Maddie, who do you think your husband is cheating with? His boss. And why is that?

01:17:30 - 01:17:41 | Speaker 4:

He got this new boss less than a year ago, and she's been giving him special treatment. They go on all these business trips together and have a weird feeling. They're always talking.

01:17:42 - 01:17:49 | Speaker 2:

And so you think that those business trips aren't necessarily business trips? Do you think that they are him fooling around with her?

01:17:50 - 01:17:55 | Speaker 4:

I mean, there might be business, but it's like he jumps at any camp to go away with her.

01:17:55 - 01:17:58 | Speaker 3:

And is this a newer thing? Like, did he not do this in the past?

01:17:59 - 01:18:09 | Speaker 4:

No. Uh-huh. Ever since this woman started working at their company and became his boss, he's just been different.

01:18:09 - 01:18:14 | Speaker 2:

Do you ever get a chance to meet her or see how they are with each other?

01:18:14 - 01:18:32 | Speaker 4:

No, but she calls a lot, and he will take the call in another room. So is it, like, common for him to get calls from his boss at night? Once in the blue, you know, but his job is not, like, over-demanding where you have to be answering your phone at 8 o'clock at night.

01:18:32 - 01:18:34 | Speaker 2:

Did he ever get calls with any previous bosses?

01:18:36 - 01:18:37 | Speaker 4:

Not that I can remember.

01:18:38 - 01:18:52 | Speaker 2:

Okay. We're going to call him up to see where he's going to send a dozen free roses. is Maddie's husband cheating with his boss. We're going to hope he sends those flowers to you. Don't say anything.

01:18:53 - 01:18:53 | Speaker 4:

Okay.

01:18:57 - 01:19:00 | Speaker 2:

Where are we calling him? Are we calling him at work right now?

01:19:01 - 01:19:01 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, at work.

01:19:12 - 01:20:00 | Speaker 3:

hello i'm looking for andrew please oh yeah this is him hey andrew my name is nicole and i'm calling from a new internet floral company called roses bloom.com i'm calling with an offer for a free dozen long-stemmed red roses for you if you can answer two quick survey questions for me do you have an extra 30 seconds or so yeah sure okay andrew have you purchased flowers in the last six months no okay and the last question do you plan on purchasing any sort of flower bouquets in the next six months no okay uh that's all i needed from you and like i said as a thank you for participating in that quick survey from roses

01:20:00 - 01:20:30 | Speaker 2:

rosesbloom.com we're going to give you a dozen long-stemmed red roses and these can go anywhere in the country um we're going to ship them out today just so you know i just need to get the name and the telephone number of the person that you'd want to send them to yeah what do i do so i just need the first and the last name of the person for starters.

01:20:31 - 01:20:32 | Unknown:

Kim.

01:20:33 - 01:20:42 | Speaker 2:

Okay, and before I get Kim's phone number from you, we can also include a little message on a card with the flowers. Did you want to write something on that? Or I can just sign your name as well.

01:20:43 - 01:20:54 | Speaker 3:

Sure. Just say you have the most beautiful smile, the best eyes, and the best woman I've ever met in my entire life.

01:20:55 - 01:21:02 | Speaker 2:

Okay. And I do have to let you know real quick, too, that this call is being recorded for quality and training purposes. Are you okay with that, Andrew?

01:21:03 - 01:21:03 | Unknown:

Sure.

01:21:04 - 01:21:18 | Speaker 4:

Andrew, I also need to let you know before we send the flowers off to you that while we've been talking to you, your wife, Maddie, has heard every single word that you just said.

01:21:21 - 01:21:21 | Unknown:

Okay.

01:21:24 - 01:21:27 | Speaker 3:

We have a mic. We have a mic.

01:21:29 - 01:21:43 | Speaker 4:

Andrew Who is this? Andrew this is the Mojo in the morning show And we're on the radio right now With your wife

01:21:43 - 01:21:58 | Speaker 2:

Just for confirmation That is his boss's name Yeah I mean clearly she was Sitting there in the room with him

01:21:58 - 01:22:03 | Speaker 4:

all right hang on the phone for one second we will be right back and we will try to see if we

01:22:03 - 01:22:21 | Speaker 3:

can get your husband back on the phone this is the home of war of the roses i absolutely love it join the discussion now 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 this is mojo in the morning

01:22:28 - 01:23:24 | Speaker 4:

Mojo in the morning show for the roses Tuesdays and Thursdays on the Mojo in the morning show and a wife who started getting suspicious that her husband was cheating with his female boss do you think this ever happens a lot in relationships where your husband or and could be a wife in a case, has like a boss that your spouse is working really, really closely with and you feel like there's sometimes too close of a relationship, especially when traveling is involved, like if they're traveling out of town and they're always going out of town together, or does your brain just kind of like run astray because you're going, you know, Oh, my God, this thing's making me feel like these guys are cheating with each other.

01:23:24 - 01:23:28 | Speaker 2:

But it runs astray because we've heard it so many times over. It actually happens.

01:23:28 - 01:23:30 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, where there's infidelity in the office.

01:23:31 - 01:23:36 | Speaker 1:

It's not even just in the office. I think from this show, we've learned, you know, factories. Right. Housewives.

01:23:36 - 01:23:39 | Speaker 4:

That's true. Yeah. What's going on, Amanda?

01:23:40 - 01:23:54 | Speaker 1:

Hi. I was just calling to see if anyone had noticed that he, after saying what he wanted the car to say, before you told him, it was right when you told him that his wife was listening the whole time, he said, F it.

01:23:54 - 01:24:04 | Speaker 4:

Yeah. Well, I definitely knew it because we had to bleep it out. But here's what you heard. Your wife, Maddie, has heard every single word that you just said.

01:24:07 - 01:24:07 | Unknown:

F*** it.

01:24:10 - 01:24:20 | Speaker 4:

Yeah. Yeah. Listen back to, by the way, Amanda, I listened back to his conversation with the person that's there.

01:24:20 - 01:24:27 | Speaker 1:

It's obvious that she was there with him so that she was like flowers. He's just been waiting to get caught.

01:24:28 - 01:24:53 | Speaker 4:

Yeah. Unfortunately, in this case, this is one of those things where if you're cheating with somebody that you work with in the office, that your boss and your spouse finds out about it. You've got two things that are bad in your life right now. You've got a relationship issue with your wife, and then you have a boss now that's openly been busted having an affair with a co-worker. What's up? Yeah.

01:24:53 - 01:24:57 | Speaker 1:

Do you get when you know that your significant other is probably up for the raise first?

01:24:58 - 01:25:00 | Speaker 4:

Do you wait till they.

01:25:00 - 01:25:02 | Speaker 5:

actually get the raise before you bust them.

01:25:02 - 01:25:05 | Speaker 4:

I was going to say, if you're going to get divorced, you might as well get the raise first. You get more money.

01:25:05 - 01:25:15 | Speaker 5:

Has anybody ever had that, where they knew that their spouse was cheating with somebody in the office, and they literally waited because they thought, hell, I'm going to get more into the divorce?

01:25:15 - 01:25:15 | Speaker 4:

Yeah.

01:25:16 - 01:25:19 | Speaker 5:

844-MOJO-LIVE. Lisa, what's going on? It's Mojo in the Morning. Where are the roses?

01:25:21 - 01:25:25 | Speaker 3:

Good morning. Good morning. I just want to say, Maddie, I felt that gut punch.

01:25:27 - 01:25:28 | Speaker 5:

Have you been cheated on?

01:25:28 - 01:25:35 | Speaker 3:

Absolutely. i have been cheated on more than once and when you find out that they're when you find out that

01:25:35 - 01:25:48 | Speaker 5:

they're cheating and i don't know your situation if you're willing to share it with us is it really it's the gut punch it's the almost you can't catch your breath a hundred percent a hundred percent i

01:25:48 - 01:26:01 | Speaker 3:

i felt like i i couldn't believe it but you know in your gut that it's happening and then when you find out that you're right it takes your breath away and you just don't know what to do in your

01:26:01 - 01:26:09 | Speaker 4:

case was it a boss or someone at work that was the other person it was a boss yeah no no it was

01:26:09 - 01:26:14 | Speaker 5:

someone at work so a co-worker yeah and how did you find out a former co

01:26:14 - 01:26:25 | Speaker 3:

a woman's intuition and checking uh text messages yeah was there ever a past or a history of that

01:26:25 - 01:26:36 | Speaker 5:

before that would make you suspect that or did you just know i would have voiced this guy if i know you were oh no no hold on you want me to or no i mean i know it might be late but i could

01:26:36 - 01:26:53 | Speaker 2:

okay all right go ahead all right so yeah there was a pattern of it and uh the last one was his ex-wife that he had cheated on with and uh when and where was he doing it

01:26:53 - 01:26:55 | Speaker 4:

With his ex-wife that you didn't know?

01:26:57 - 01:27:02 | Speaker 2:

Well, he was... Allegedly, he was at work. Oh, okay.

01:27:02 - 01:27:03 | Speaker 4:

Did they work together?

01:27:05 - 01:27:07 | Speaker 2:

They had worked together in the past. She had retired.

01:27:08 - 01:27:09 | Speaker 4:

Wow. Okay.

01:27:09 - 01:27:13 | Speaker 2:

So she had moved on, but yeah.

01:27:14 - 01:27:20 | Speaker 5:

So she had moved on from him in the relationship, but he still wanted her, and that's why he ended up going back to her.

01:27:20 - 01:27:49 | Speaker 2:

well it was all about the cookies allegedly wow and uh you know it's just a gut punch when you feel that when you get that when you realize you're right it's a gut punch yeah yeah and one thing i can't stand is to be lied to and finally i you know gave him an ultimatum and it's it's been good ever since but you know you make your choices wait are you still together

01:27:49 - 01:27:56 | Speaker 4:

yeah you are oh wow and the ultimatum was was what

01:27:56 - 01:28:07 | Speaker 2:

you either stop this behavior or us i'm leaving you with nothing so does he still work there

01:28:07 - 01:28:12 | Speaker 5:

then or or does he still keep in contact with his ex-wife because she said she didn't work with him

01:28:12 - 01:28:53 | Speaker 2:

oh i'm sorry i'm sorry yeah no they don't work together anymore she had retired but he works someplace else now and um yeah no there's tight i don't want to say there's tight reins but there's definitely um there's not a lot of my words for you would be once there's a trust issue there's always going to be a trust issue yeah uh last question go ahead i was just to say my circumstances are really different i mean i i don't want to get into it just because i've already said too much with my name out there um and i don't know who's listening but yeah no

01:28:53 - 01:29:16 | Speaker 5:

last question for you you were saying that he went back to his his uh ex-wife and former co-worker because there was something that she was doing did you did you ever ask him what the heck it was and is that something that i'm assuming it's it was something that was uh in the bedroom cookies

01:29:16 - 01:29:27 | Speaker 2:

wise it was just the cookies so it was just the cookies allegedly you know I think he just wanted

01:29:27 - 01:29:45 | Speaker 5:

to feel young again and desired butt stuff yeah Lisa thank you so much for going on the air with us I appreciate that you're welcome all right mojo in the morning war of the roses David what's up

01:29:45 - 01:29:59 | Speaker 1:

uh nothing uh when you asked her uh about um cheating and like was it a gut punch when she found out yeah uh i was just thinking like for i think for a man it's worse

01:30:00 - 01:30:07 | Speaker 3:

I've been cheated on. So you think it's worse for a guy to find out that his girl is cheating than it is for a girl to find out that their guy is cheating?

01:30:08 - 01:30:12 | Speaker 1:

Yes. Why do you say that? Because for a man, it messes with your manhood.

01:30:13 - 01:30:17 | Speaker 3:

Well, I think it messes with your womanhood, too. Yeah, yeah. I think for everybody.

01:30:17 - 01:30:19 | Speaker 1:

Men are more ego-driven.

01:30:20 - 01:30:24 | Speaker 3:

Yeah. Listen, I'm sure that yours was awful. And what was it?

01:30:24 - 01:30:28 | Speaker 1:

Was it a boss? Somebody at work? Oh, no. It was not a boss.

01:30:28 - 01:30:43 | Speaker 3:

I think for Listen I appreciate your Calling up because I know it definitely Was a gut punch to you but I think it's a gut punch to Pretty much anybody that finds out that their Spouse or you know Significant is cheating What's up Jasmine

01:30:43 - 01:31:05 | Speaker 2:

Hi So I was just listening like I feel like the biggest gut punch of it all Is when you figure out the shock Of how far someone will go To cheat the lies In my situation, I just not too long ago found out that my guy cheated on me with someone that I thought was his sister for a very long time.

01:31:06 - 01:31:09 | Speaker 1:

Like actually thought it was his sister or you're saying sister like as in friend?

01:31:10 - 01:31:57 | Speaker 2:

So he told me it was his blood sister. They lived together. What? And he played the role as well. That's what the ultimate gut punch was when I actually like I would call him and I'd be like, what are you doing? and he'd be like playing cards with my sister and she'd be in the background hey girl um then come to find out i was close with his cousin i talked to his cousin one day and his cousin was with his actual real sister and she said that they had fallen out she hadn't talked to him in years and i was like i was so shocked so then when i caught in front of him it just was immediate hang up and then i heard her in the background like you might as well tell her the truth This is like the wildest game of siblings you're dating

01:31:57 - 01:32:02 | Speaker 1:

I don't think we've ever heard that In all the years of doing War of the Roses

01:32:02 - 01:32:05 | Speaker 3:

Jasmine Did you pull any hair?

01:32:06 - 01:32:28 | Speaker 2:

I never got to see them in person So I haven't seen And he's completely disappeared at this point He doesn't feel like he owes me an explanation Well the only slight explanation I heard Is that we were still early dating He was losing his place and he wanted to move together, I wasn't ready. And I guess he met the girl he worked with, and she allowed him to move with him.

01:32:28 - 01:32:31 | Speaker 3:

And she acted like she was his sister. How weird is that?

01:32:32 - 01:32:45 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, because he claimed I was the love of his life, and he didn't want to lose me. So he was trying to figure out how to live with her, date her, and still keep me. And she allowed it. It's the weirdest thing ever.

01:32:46 - 01:33:05 | Speaker 3:

Wow, that's unbelievable. What a story. Thank you for telling us. And Siobhan, we were talking about this, you know, that Maddie in the War of the Roses this morning thought that her husband was cheating with his female boss. And it turns out that he was. Your husband actually cheated with a coworker. And what happened?

01:33:06 - 01:33:32 | Speaker 2:

So my ex-husband, he was a supervisor. And one of his employees he was having an affair with. And the way I found out was they sent child support papers to our house. And I opened it because basically they had a baby together. And I found he didn't tell me about it. I found out because they actually sent child support papers to my house for the baby.

01:33:32 - 01:33:33 | Speaker 3:

Wow.

01:33:34 - 01:33:39 | Speaker 1:

How did you bring that to him? Did you just put the papers on the counter and not say a word?

01:33:39 - 01:34:05 | Speaker 2:

the crazy part about it was i guess it was meant for me to find out because i was gonna say that out of town he was out of town when the papers came to the house okay and when i when it came i'm like i didn't have him on child support because we were married so when i opened it and i saw this girl the name of the baby and everything i called him like who is this person

01:34:05 - 01:34:05 | Speaker 1:

Yeah.

01:34:06 - 01:34:14 | Speaker 2:

So now he has a child that is exactly one year younger than our youngest child, born in six months.

01:34:14 - 01:34:15 | Speaker 3:

Oh, my God.

01:34:16 - 01:34:17 | Speaker 2:

Exactly one year apart.

01:34:17 - 01:34:24 | Speaker 1:

I want to know what his response was when you said, who is this child? He's like, I was going to tell you about it.

01:34:25 - 01:34:45 | Speaker 2:

Oh, my God. This was a mistake. At the time, I was going to, I'm a respiratory therapist. Because I was in school, and I was going to school three days a week, 12-hour shifts, and I was working three days a week, 12-hour shifts. So he was feeling neglected. Well, you were providing for him?

01:34:45 - 01:34:46 | Speaker 3:

Right, right.

01:34:46 - 01:34:46 | Speaker 2:

Yes.

01:34:47 - 01:34:57 | Speaker 3:

You know what's unbelievable is the fact that he gets a—well, that's unbelievable, too. But the fact that he gets his coworker pregnant, I wonder if people in the office knew that they were together and that that would be—

01:34:57 - 01:34:57 | Speaker 1:

They did.

01:34:58 - 01:35:47 | Speaker 3:

Jeez, and they kept it quiet. She told me, she, no, she, when I, I called her, when I got her name, I found her on Facebook. I messaged her and I called her and she told me that people were telling her that he was still married, that he was married. And when she came to him and asked him about it, he was like, no, we're separated. We're getting a divorce. And once I finished school, I had to work. I had to start off on a midnight shift. A lot of times in a hospital, you start off on midnight. So I was working three midnight shifts, and those three nights, he were going to her house. So she said that. Oh, yeah. She honestly thought that we weren't together because he was over her house. All the time. At night, too. Three times a night. Yeah. He was working.

01:35:48 - 01:35:51 | Speaker 1:

Oh, wow. Siobhan, thank you for sharing that with us. We appreciate it.

01:35:53 - 01:35:54 | Speaker 3:

Oh, you're welcome.

01:35:54 - 01:35:58 | Speaker 1:

Where are the roses? Helena, what's going on?

01:35:59 - 01:36:05 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, so I just woke up, and War of the Roses was playing, and I thought I sucked through multiple days.

01:36:08 - 01:36:24 | Speaker 1:

War of the Roses, now, Tuesdays and Thursdays, and for those that listen a little later than, you know, they normally would on a Tuesday or, you know, on a Thursday, they're going to hear it for Tuesday mornings, okay?

01:36:25 - 01:36:26 | Speaker 3:

Awesome, thank you.

01:36:26 - 01:36:35 | Speaker 1:

And if you miss it, we'll podcast what you just missed. If you just woke up late and you didn't even realize it, it will be up on the podcast. You go check it out. Mojo.

01:36:40 - 01:36:49 | Speaker 2:

5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Ignition sequence start. Let me take y'all back to the beginning. This is it.

01:36:49 - 01:36:50 | Speaker 1:

All right. Are you ready?

01:36:51 - 01:36:52 | Speaker 2:

You're listening to Mojo in the Morning.

01:36:53 - 01:36:54 | Speaker 1:

You're a doo-doo hat.

01:36:54 - 01:37:00 | Speaker 3:

Let's go It's show time

01:37:00 - 01:37:04 | Speaker 1:

Man, I like what Fletch did

01:37:04 - 01:37:05 | Speaker 2:

I love that

01:37:05 - 01:37:07 | Speaker 4:

Wait, that's new

01:37:07 - 01:37:09 | Speaker 1:

Applause to Fletch High five

01:37:09 - 01:37:11 | Speaker 2:

Fletch is so good at that stuff

01:37:11 - 01:38:18 | Speaker 1:

It is very good Alright, Mojo in the Morning Still to come Because we've got a lot of show left I mean, we're more than half of the show still to go Coming up here in just a couple of minutes um mike's childhood superstition megan with i almost bit it and the mystery of the lace thong shannon will talk about that coming up here on the mojo in the morning show plus am i the a-hole i wish i could just say the word i wish for podcast purposes you know what there was obviously if i do i have to dump it but it's so much better when we say it uh as the actual word but uh that's coming up and you'll know exactly who this person is so in past when we do am i the a-hole we're you know having to be you know honest to a listener of ours and it's awkward to call a listener an a-hole but it's going to be even more awkward to call somebody that we know that we know and love an a-hole hey uh real quick can i plug something uh thursday I just looked at the weather forecast.

01:38:18 - 01:38:20 | Speaker 4:

Yeah. It's going to be amazing.

01:38:20 - 01:38:38 | Speaker 1:

The Mojo's golf tournament thing that we're doing at Topgolf is going to be so great because this weather is going to completely get crazy again. The warmth is coming back. We might have, Shannon, am I right on this, 80 degree temperatures on Thursday?

01:38:38 - 01:38:40 | Speaker 4:

Yeah. For like one day.

01:38:40 - 01:38:41 | Speaker 1:

Yes.

01:38:41 - 01:38:44 | Speaker 4:

And then it's going to get kind of chilly again. But you know what? We'll take every warm day we can.

01:38:44 - 01:39:31 | Speaker 1:

So it's Mojo's Topgolf Classic Hackers and Whackers to benefit Sheriff Pal, our great friends over in the Pontiac area of town and the Oakland County Sheriff's Department's Pal program. If you would like to come to that and just hang out, we'll be at Topgolf on Thursday starting at 6 o'clock. Do me a favor. Will you just go to SheriffPal.com? That's SheriffPal.com. Look at Mojo's Hackers and Whackers. And there's still opportunity for you, even opportunity to register for the silent auction that we're going to be doing. If you can't make it and you want to make a donation to help out your pal, but you can get a chance to meet everybody from the Mojo in the Morning Show. And we'll see you this Thursday, 80 degrees. Mike yesterday was doing some shopping for this. You were buying a golf outfit, is that right?

01:39:31 - 01:39:46 | Speaker 2:

Well, because I don't have a full-on golf outfit. I have, like, polos and stuff, but I went to Uptown Chiefsgate because I had to shoot a video anyways. and they had this jacket and a polo. And I'm like, oh yeah, that is the one. So I tried it on and it fits.

01:39:47 - 01:39:52 | Speaker 4:

Mike was sending us videos of all of his try-ons and him coming out of the dressing room and it was hysterical.

01:39:53 - 01:39:59 | Speaker 2:

I wish somebody would have been like, oh, I really like that one. You should get that one. We did. No, you told me Ice Spice would like it. That's what you told me.

01:40:00 - 01:40:18 | Speaker 1:

I listened to the show yesterday. Mike's ex-girlfriend. Okay, by the way, that makes me laugh because people who go to Topgolf that are not golfers that dress like they're a golfer is hysterical because the question was, what do you wear to this thing?

01:40:18 - 01:40:20 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, I'm so stressed about it. Me too.

01:40:20 - 01:40:23 | Speaker 1:

And to me, Topgolf is like going to a bar. You know what I mean?

01:40:23 - 01:40:34 | Speaker 4:

So Megan and I were planning on wearing workout stuff. Yeah. And then yesterday, you responded in the group chat, is dress like you're going out to get drinks.

01:40:34 - 01:40:45 | Speaker 3:

No, no. He said dress like you're going to the bar, which he doesn't know me because that means one of two things. I'm either wearing a full-on sequin cocktail dress or sweats that I've been in for three days. That's not helpful.

01:40:46 - 01:40:53 | Speaker 1:

There's no definitive on that, right? It depends what bar or in any bar you'll dress like that.

01:40:53 - 01:40:57 | Speaker 3:

And who am I going out with? And who's going to be there? And am I trying to impress somebody?

01:40:57 - 01:41:06 | Speaker 1:

Honestly, I do agree that, you know, wear something that's comfortable because if you're going to be playing golf, you know, if you're going to be doing some Topgolf, it will make it much more fun.

01:41:07 - 01:41:13 | Speaker 3:

No, because I'm going to show up in yoga pants and a sweatshirt, right, feeling comfortable, and then everybody's going to be there in, like, business casual.

01:41:13 - 01:41:23 | Speaker 1:

Are you guys going to stay at my house, please? Seriously, will you just stay the night and then work Friday morning from the studios? Can you get somebody to cover your board?

01:41:24 - 01:41:24 | Speaker 4:

I know, please.

01:41:24 - 01:42:15 | Speaker 1:

Chelsea and I want you first off I don't want Mike you better not drive back to West Michigan after this why because it's so long of a drive I know that's a long drive the last time you did it you didn't get home until midnight it was when we went to the Pistons game and you got home at midnight the next day you were exhausted seriously look into it if you guys want to come in and spend the night Chelsea and I already know you heard us yes heard me yesterday talk about this we're very depressed that our baby son is going to be graduating in two weeks from high school we need to adopt some other people i want to i want to adopt the slightly messy podcast that's what i want to adopt you so you guys can uh you guys can stay the night with us we need help uh what's going on john

01:42:15 - 01:42:30 | Speaker 2:

Mojo, love your show first time caller long time listener hey and I love the fact that you and your son love to golf but one thing I have to say about wearing golf clothes to top golf you wear golf clothes to work

01:42:30 - 01:42:47 | Speaker 1:

I do I kind of made that switch I'm like it's so comfortable to just sit there and wear a quarter zip with a polo underneath it and I don't care if you're wearing jeans shorts or whatever it's so much it's become, I think, the COVID casual, you know?

01:42:47 - 01:42:56 | Speaker 2:

Ooh. It really has. And it's like the most flexible type of clothing, too. So you can chow down after a round, and you don't have to worry about your panties.

01:42:56 - 01:43:08 | Speaker 1:

It's funny because people actually have made references to me, and they say, wow, you dress up so much nicer these days. And I'm like, I'm not really dressing up nice. I'm wearing something I bought at Dick's Sporting Goods. You know what I mean?

01:43:08 - 01:43:09 | Speaker 4:

But it does look very put together.

01:43:09 - 01:43:14 | Speaker 1:

It kind of, yeah, it's kind of, well, it's nicer than definitely the black T-shirt.

01:43:14 - 01:43:15 | Speaker 4:

It's a popped collar, which I've noticed.

01:43:16 - 01:43:22 | Speaker 1:

Well, I have the quarter zip on. No, the quarter zip. It's kind of like a little lower. Oh, but the one underneath it. No, I don't double pop.

01:43:23 - 01:43:25 | Speaker 4:

Two weeks ago, you did a double.

01:43:25 - 01:43:34 | Speaker 1:

That was not a double. It was a double-double. It was a Roebuck. I was wearing a Roebuck quarter zip. Roebuck. Yeah. Roebuck. Is it Roebuck or Roebuck?

01:43:35 - 01:43:36 | Speaker 2:

Roebuck.

01:43:36 - 01:43:44 | Speaker 1:

It's the one with the dog, right? I feel like you guys are saying the same thing. Yeah. It's the same thing, basically. Exactly. It's kind of like Roebuck. Yeah, Roblox.

01:43:44 - 01:43:57 | Speaker 2:

Sounds like you're saying Roblox. I'm a physical education teacher. So during my conferences, what I would have dressed up is exactly what you described, right? Yes. Golf pants, quarter zip, and a polo underneath. So it's just funny.

01:43:57 - 01:44:11 | Speaker 1:

Do you ever notice that PE teachers, gym teachers always got away with wearing whatever they wanted to? They could roll out of bed and wear whatever they wanted to while the nice lady that teaches third grade has to try to make herself look all pretty and stuff.

01:44:12 - 01:44:14 | Speaker 2:

That's true. That's very true.

01:44:14 - 01:44:16 | Speaker 1:

And do you have a whistle with a lanyard around your neck?

01:44:16 - 01:44:20 | Speaker 2:

You spin it around your finger? I don't have a whistle. I don't. I actually don't have a whistle, no.

01:44:21 - 01:44:25 | Speaker 1:

All right. Well, listen, thanks for calling. Are you late for work, or is this early for you, getting to work?

01:44:26 - 01:44:30 | Speaker 2:

I'm actually heading to work right now, yeah. All right. I teach elementary PE, so we have a later start.

01:44:30 - 01:44:31 | Speaker 1:

Oh, my God, elementary PE.

01:44:31 - 01:44:38 | Speaker 4:

Hey, do you do the big parachute thing with the foam balls on it and make popcorn and go underneath it?

01:44:39 - 01:44:41 | Speaker 2:

During field day, we do, but not as part of our work.

01:44:41 - 01:44:49 | Speaker 3:

Oh, that was the best day ever. Can you explain to me why we still have the butt scooters that run over the kids' fingers and you think that you're going to have to, like, amputate a finger?

01:44:50 - 01:44:56 | Speaker 2:

No, no, we don't have those anymore. Now we have roller wiches with, like, the handlebars. Oh, that's fancy.

01:44:57 - 01:45:02 | Speaker 1:

All right, here's the big question. You don't make the fat kids. The kids have to climb the rope, do you? Everyone climbs.

01:45:03 - 01:45:05 | Speaker 3:

I have never. No, we don't have the rope either.

01:45:05 - 01:45:06 | Speaker 2:

That's old school. The rope is woke.

01:45:07 - 01:45:09 | Speaker 4:

When did you go to school, 1929?

01:45:09 - 01:45:11 | Speaker 2:

The rope puts hair on your chest.

01:45:11 - 01:45:12 | Speaker 4:

Did you have to do a rope, Mike?

01:45:12 - 01:45:14 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, I had to do a rope. You never had to do a rope?

01:45:15 - 01:45:15 | Speaker 4:

No.

01:45:15 - 01:45:19 | Speaker 1:

You never made it up the rope. Shannon, they probably just didn't do it because they knew you wouldn't make it up. Come on.

01:45:19 - 01:45:21 | Speaker 4:

I would make it up the rope before you made it up the rope.

01:45:21 - 01:45:26 | Speaker 1:

I could never get up the rope. I stayed on the bottom of the thing. I was the guy holding it so the other kids could climb.

01:45:26 - 01:45:27 | Speaker 4:

Megan, did you have to do the rope?

01:45:28 - 01:45:29 | Speaker 1:

We had to do the rope.

01:45:29 - 01:45:34 | Speaker 4:

Did y'all do the pacer test? Yeah, the presidential fitness. Oh, yeah.

01:45:35 - 01:45:38 | Speaker 1:

They don't do presidential fitness anymore, do they, Teacher John?

01:45:39 - 01:45:43 | Speaker 3:

We do something similar now. We do fitness gram now, usually.

01:45:44 - 01:45:50 | Speaker 4:

Do you remember how stressful it was? They would put on the CD, and it was like, welcome to the presidential fitness test. Begin it.

01:45:50 - 01:45:52 | Unknown:

Beep, beep, beep, beep.

01:45:52 - 01:45:53 | Speaker 4:

Now.

01:45:55 - 01:45:58 | Speaker 1:

All right, love you guys. Love you, buddy. Take care of yourself.

01:45:58 - 01:46:01 | Speaker 4:

Okay, fine. By the way, I got class. You know what else?

01:46:01 - 01:46:19 | Speaker 1:

Quick question on this one for teachers. Y'all have to text us and tell us this is the case. Do they have overhead projectors? I know they have the really nice computerized stuff. Smart boards. But remember when you got to be the cool kid that had to go and wheel the overhead projector to the room next door or whatever?

01:46:19 - 01:46:30 | Speaker 4:

You want to know how we were terrible? We found out that you could buy smart board remote controls online and you could program them to smart boards. Oh, my gosh. We may or may not have done that in high school and messed with a lot of our teachers.

01:46:31 - 01:46:43 | Speaker 1:

That's like when you were able to get the teacher's key, like the answer key and stuff. Real quick, Giselle wants to give us tips on what to do for Topgolf for Thursday for the big fundraiser. What's going on, Giselle?

01:46:44 - 01:47:00 | Speaker 3:

Hey, I'm actually also a long-time listener, but first-time caller. Oh, nice. But I actually work at Topgolf. I've been working there for a year, and I was going to give Megan and Shannon some suggestions. Oh, please.

01:47:00 - 01:47:01 | Speaker 4:

Please, please, please, please.

01:47:01 - 01:47:53 | Speaker 3:

So, honestly, you see all kinds of, like, people wearing different stuff. I've seen women wear literal gowns and, like, heels, and I'm just like, what are you doing? But, like, that's not, like, really what I would do. But if you are someone that golfs, they come in in their golf gear. and since this is an event they probably might be like business casual what i wear when i'm not working is um i just wear like since it's gonna be warm i'd wear jeans like jeans with like holes in it or like um jean shorts with like a crop top or something something just very casual and comfortable to you and or just what you wear okay it's really not i mean if you're like concerned about what everyone else is wearing you can just look super cute nothing like too

01:47:53 - 01:47:59 | Speaker 1:

crazy as long as you're comfortable this is our fashion coordinator giselle are you gonna be there

01:47:59 - 01:48:05 | Speaker 3:

on thursday um i don't think so i don't i'm usually at the salon because i'm in i'm in here

01:48:05 - 01:48:09 | Speaker 1:

for school right now but tell them you want to get scheduled for thursday so we can meet you okay

01:48:09 - 01:48:17 | Speaker 3:

or just come and hang with us i honestly might just come all right cool because i usually just work Friday through Sunday. We look

01:48:17 - 01:48:33 | Speaker 1:

forward to getting a chance to meet you. Thank you so much. All right, Mojo in the Morning Show. So, Mike, it's a superstition since your childhood. You still do it, and you want to know if there are others that have, like, weird superstitions that they do? Yeah, yeah. I don't know

01:48:33 - 01:49:12 | Speaker 2:

if anybody does this when they see a penny on the ground, and it's heads up, but you immediately pick it up. Like, I stop everything I'm doing. It doesn't matter what it is I'm doing. I could be in the middle of a conversation walking down the road, in the middle of the road If I see a penny, I'll at least walk over to it, pick it up, look at it. If it's heads up, I'll keep it. If it's got the birth year of myself, I have a jar for it, so I'll put it in a jar. And then once I had kids and got married and stuff, now if it's my wife's birth year or their birth year, I also take them and put it in a jar as well. And it's like in my head, it makes my day better. You're like particular.

01:49:12 - 01:49:25 | Speaker 1:

So I always just pick up the heads-up ones, and I always leave the tails-up ones down because I, for some reason, was told that that was, like, bad luck. But I've never looked at the years of the coins that I have.

01:49:25 - 01:49:29 | Speaker 2:

Oh, yeah. If it's tails-up, I flip it over so that somebody else can walk up to it and have good luck.

01:49:29 - 01:49:42 | Speaker 1:

Does somebody know, by the way, what I can do with a whole jar full of change? Because I was going to go bring it to the Coinstar machine that they had at Kroger, and I didn't realize how much money they take at that thing.

01:49:42 - 01:49:45 | Speaker 4:

Can't you turn it into gift cards and not be penalized?

01:49:45 - 01:49:47 | Speaker 1:

Oh, really? I didn't know that. I mean, I'll do that.

01:49:47 - 01:49:49 | Speaker 4:

I know my sister turns all hers into gift cards.

01:49:50 - 01:50:08 | Speaker 1:

That's a great idea. I'm so superstitious, Mike. There's a long list of superstitions, like tying shoes and making sure that you have your shoes tied. You know what I did the other day? I realized I still do from when I was a kid. And I can't even remember why we used to do it. When I drive past a cemetery, I hold my breath.

01:50:09 - 01:50:09 | Speaker 2:

Oh, really?

01:50:10 - 01:50:23 | Speaker 1:

And that was a thing. And I can't remember. I honest to God can't remember where it stems from. But just very, it's almost involuntary at this point. I do it every single time. The kids asked me about it the other day. And I was like, oh, my God, I still do this.

01:50:23 - 01:50:28 | Speaker 2:

I do remember as a kid we did it. But you're absolutely right. Like, why? Yeah, there's no reason behind it.

01:50:28 - 01:50:28 | Speaker 1:

Yeah.

01:50:28 - 01:50:58 | Speaker 2:

We always would make the sign of the cross if we drove by a cemetery or if we saw an ambulance or a fire truck or something like that. Yeah. That was always kind of like the little superstition that we did. I can't believe, though, that you actually pick up the coins and just look for the years. And then you'll, even if it's like a dime or a quarter, will you put it back down? No, just pennies. Okay. Because dimes and quarters, it's instantly in my pocket. If it's a silver. I don't even care what it is. Yeah. Yeah. Heads or tails? It's going in my pocket. What's going on, Amanda?

01:50:59 - 01:51:09 | Speaker 3:

Hi. I was just calling to let you guys know that whenever I see a coin that tails up, I flip it, and then I leave it so the next person can get good luck. Just like Mike.

01:51:09 - 01:51:13 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah. That's a lot of work, though. Do you have to see what it lands on, though?

01:51:13 - 01:51:16 | Speaker 1:

You don't flip it. You just flip it. You turn it over.

01:51:16 - 01:51:23 | Speaker 2:

Oh, you flip it over. I thought you flipped it like they do in football to see who's going to get the ball first. No.

01:51:23 - 01:51:24 | Speaker 4:

No.

01:51:24 - 01:51:40 | Speaker 2:

Yeah. um uh what's going on raquel how you doing hello good how are you good what's up first time caller yay a lot of them i love it we've been getting a lot of first times lately i i heard that um

01:51:40 - 01:51:56 | Speaker 4:

you guys were just talking about how you were uh holding jannon was holding her breath for the cemetery i did that when i was younger and my um my dad actually had to turn out of traffic because... Turn down your radio.

01:51:56 - 01:51:58 | Speaker 1:

Turn down your radio, Raquel. It'll screw you up.

01:51:59 - 01:51:59 | Speaker 4:

Can you hear me?

01:52:00 - 01:52:01 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, turn down your video. It's going to screw you up.

01:52:01 - 01:52:09 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, the radio was up. I was like, it's echoing like crazy, but I had to turn out of... My dad turned out of traffic because he was afraid I was going to stop breathing. Oh, God.

01:52:09 - 01:52:13 | Speaker 2:

Oh, my God. Was it a big funeral or cemetery?

01:52:13 - 01:52:25 | Speaker 4:

Oh, no. Right on Airport Highway in Holland, right where the cemetery is. There's a stoplight right there, and yeah, we were in dead He was like, okay, I'm just going to turn out then, and we'll take a different road.

01:52:26 - 01:52:36 | Speaker 1:

Mike, okay, so people are texting saying, we used to hold our breaths when we passed the cemetery so that the ghosts don't enter your body, so they don't steal your soul. That's what it was. I still do.

01:52:38 - 01:52:46 | Speaker 2:

I would have not held my breath just to hope that they would have stole my soul, to see if you can experience it, you know? What's up, Mike? Listener Mike.

01:52:47 - 01:52:50 | Speaker 7:

Hey. Hey. First time caller. Oh, my gosh.

01:52:50 - 01:52:59 | Speaker 2:

I love it. I love it. Man, I'm running out of air horn. I might have to go and get myself a new one at the sporting goods store. What's up?

01:53:00 - 01:53:11 | Speaker 7:

Hey, I just wanted to call in because I do something similar to what Mike on the show does. When I find a penny that's tails up, I look around, though, because I was always taught no one can see you flip it, so it's got to be like a secret. So that way they don't know if it's heads up or down.

01:53:12 - 01:53:12 | Speaker 2:

How old are you, Mike?

01:53:13 - 01:53:14 | Speaker 7:

I'm 30.

01:53:15 - 01:53:21 | Speaker 2:

As a 30-year-old man, don't you find it kind of weird that you're actually having to look around like you're doing something wrong?

01:53:21 - 01:53:28 | Speaker 7:

No, see, I've almost been hit by a bus to pick up a coin because I'm a new mid-medic coin collector.

01:53:29 - 01:53:38 | Speaker 2:

Really? The man almost killed himself to pick up a coin. I love to know that there are guys that still coin collect. Oh, heck yeah.

01:53:38 - 01:53:41 | Speaker 7:

It's still alive. It's actually more popular than ever thanks to COVID.

01:53:41 - 01:53:50 | Speaker 2:

Is it really? Wow. My dad was a coin and a stamp collector, and he would do it all the time, and he got really upset that it never passed down to the kids. Becky, what's up?

01:53:51 - 01:54:00 | Speaker 5:

Yes, when you go by a cemetery and hold your breath. Did that when I was a kid, too, and it's because you don't want to breathe dead air. Oh, that's another one.

01:54:00 - 01:54:03 | Speaker 2:

Yes. What happens if you breathe dead air?

01:54:03 - 01:54:08 | Speaker 5:

You die. You die. If you don't breathe dead air, you do not want to breathe dead air.

01:54:11 - 01:54:12 | Speaker 2:

By the way.

01:54:12 - 01:54:14 | Speaker 1:

We need to go home.

01:54:16 - 01:54:22 | Speaker 2:

This is why you don't take edibles this early in the morning. I just want you to know that.

01:54:22 - 01:54:26 | Speaker 5:

Megan, I'm not sure. If I had an edible, I'd have it. I'd take it for sure.

01:54:26 - 01:54:33 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, you would? Should we do edibles? By the way, should we do a special day of the week where we just do edibles? Yeah. Weed Wednesdays.

01:54:33 - 01:54:33 | Speaker 5:

That would be awesome.

01:54:34 - 01:54:36 | Speaker 2:

Weed Wednesdays. That's a great idea.

01:54:36 - 01:54:37 | Speaker 5:

There'd be a lot of better.

01:54:37 - 01:54:40 | Speaker 2:

Sponsored by, and we'll have it sponsored by. What's going on, Cliff?

01:54:41 - 01:54:42 | Speaker 6:

What's going on, guys?

01:54:42 - 01:54:44 | Speaker 2:

Hey, what's the superstition that you do?

01:54:45 - 01:54:57 | Speaker 6:

It was when we were little and you were walking down the street like a telephone pole or a white pole and one of us would split the pole everybody get pissed off like hey don't split the pole what are you doing it's gonna be bad luck so we have to like go back around

01:54:57 - 01:54:59 | Speaker 1:

never heard of that one no but that's funny

01:55:00 - 01:55:03 | Speaker 2:

I do that with my family

01:55:03 - 01:55:19 | Speaker 3:

If we're at the airport Or the mall where there's a couple Of escalators And if my family goes on one escalator And I went on the other I make us all go back down And go back on the same escalator Because I feel like something bad is going to happen To somebody in the family if that doesn't happen It's like splitting the pole

01:55:19 - 01:55:33 | Speaker 1:

Sometimes I'll find myself If it's a floor that is a grid Or even on the sidewalk You're not even realizing that you're not you're purposely not trying to step on the grass yeah so it's the same thing

01:55:33 - 01:55:39 | Speaker 3:

cliff if you split the pole you have to go back and redo it all over again right yes nobody in

01:55:39 - 01:55:45 | Speaker 2:

the group will let you continue that walk with us everyone stops with yeah it's a big problem

01:55:45 - 01:55:51 | Speaker 3:

yeah grandma slapping upside the head wouldn't she if you didn't oh yeah grandma grandma was

01:55:51 - 01:56:07 | Speaker 2:

one of those people that would literally grab us by the ear and say you gotta go back you have to go back and it was not a game so yeah we carry that all the way up until like my kids now i'll mess with them i'll say hey don't split that pole thanks for the call man i appreciate you cliff

01:56:07 - 01:56:16 | Speaker 3:

thanks guys uh abigail what's up hi hey what's happening uh not much well i got a superstition

01:56:16 - 01:56:19 | Speaker 2:

for a year that I had since I was a kid.

01:56:20 - 01:56:22 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, what was it?

01:56:23 - 01:56:27 | Speaker 2:

Well, I spit on the broom whenever it touches my feet.

01:56:27 - 01:56:38 | Speaker 3:

You spit on the broom. Yeah, yeah. So the broom that you use to sweep your floors to keep your house clean, you actually have saliva all over it?

01:56:39 - 01:56:41 | Speaker 1:

No, I clean it once a week.

01:56:41 - 01:56:43 | Speaker 3:

Oh, you do? Okay. Yeah.

01:56:43 - 01:56:46 | Speaker 1:

What is the superstition? Why do you need to spit on the broom?

01:56:46 - 01:56:57 | Speaker 2:

All right, so whenever the groom supposedly sweeps your foot, it says that you're supposed to go to jail later in your life if you don't spit on it.

01:56:58 - 01:57:02 | Speaker 1:

I feel like someone was playing a trick on you, and they haven't let it up yet.

01:57:02 - 01:57:04 | Speaker 2:

My entire family does this.

01:57:05 - 01:57:08 | Speaker 3:

Did anybody in your family have to go to jail and this happened to?

01:57:08 - 01:57:13 | Speaker 2:

My mom said that her uncle went to jail after she swept his foot.

01:57:13 - 01:57:23 | Speaker 3:

Wait what did he add Do you think this was her way of not telling you What he did for his crime Oh it could be

01:57:23 - 01:57:29 | Speaker 2:

Could be You know what you need to do

01:57:29 - 01:57:32 | Speaker 3:

Google your uncle Is that who you said it was

01:57:32 - 01:57:34 | Speaker 2:

He died in prison

01:57:34 - 01:57:40 | Speaker 3:

Google his name because I guarantee you There's a fun story of why he went to prison

01:57:40 - 01:57:45 | Speaker 2:

I'll call you back Tomorrow would tell you what it was. Thank you.

01:57:45 - 01:58:09 | Speaker 3:

If you're weird, crazy, sometimes stupid and clingy, you're just like us. This is Mojo in the Morning. Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. All right, Shannon, Am I the A-Hole is coming up here in just a little bit. And it's somebody that you know that is going to be on Am I the A-Hole. So you're going to have to call somebody out. What do you got this hour's Dirty on the 30?

01:58:09 - 01:59:17 | Speaker 1:

Well, the rumors are true. Yellowstone is set to end after the second half of season five. However, and this is a big however, it's not even known when the show will air again or if it will air again. In fact, it's not even known when it's going to film. So if you've been following along, Yellowstone has been hit by all sorts of claims that Kevin Costner, who's the star of the show, plays John Dutton, like the patriarch of the family, is not going to return amid a dispute with the show's creator, Taylor Sheridan. And a really, really great source of mine, and I say that because she's on the production team, and she explained it to me like this. There's respect between Kevin and Taylor, but there's friction between Kevin and Taylor. So it's not a good situation. And actually, it's not Kevin's ego that's the issue here. It's Taylor Sheridan's ego that's the issue here. 12.1 million fans watched the November premiere of the first half of season five, which just ended back in January. and now we're all in this tense wait for the second chapter to drop on Peacock. But yeah, production has not even started yet and there's a writer's strike on the horizon in Hollywood. So we'll see if we even get part two here.

01:59:17 - 01:59:25 | Speaker 3:

They need to have the final season end with them taking the writer to the train station.

01:59:25 - 01:59:26 | Speaker 1:

Oh, to the train station, yeah.

01:59:26 - 01:59:35 | Speaker 3:

Wouldn't it? Eventually, if you've never watched the show, But somebody's going to figure out this whole, you know, train station thing. I thought that wasn't going to happen last season.

01:59:36 - 01:59:59 | Speaker 1:

Jamie Foxx remains hospitalized in Georgia nearly a week after his daughter Corinne told fans that he had experienced a medical complication. She didn't specify what sort of health-related incident he suffered from last Tuesday. She just said that due to quick action and great care, her father was on the way to recovery. But we found out yesterday he's still in the hospital. He's been in Atlanta filming the Netflix movie.

02:00:00 - 02:00:17 | Speaker 5:

Back in action with Cameron Diaz I do know That whatever medical incident Whatever he suffered did not happen on set And he wasn't Transported by ambulance to the hospital He was driven there so I don't know What's going on but Prayers to him doesn't sound good

02:00:17 - 02:00:29 | Speaker 3:

Yeah that sounds I mean to be in the hospital That long it's gotta be something very serious Unless maybe I mean I hate to read into this but maybe It's some kind of a I don't know an addiction thing or something I don't know.

02:00:29 - 02:00:30 | Speaker 5:

I don't know. I don't know.

02:00:31 - 02:00:31 | Speaker 3:

Yeah.

02:00:33 - 02:00:46 | Speaker 5:

AJ McLean from the Backstreet Boys went on social media yesterday to share not only that he is 19 months sober and is very proud of that, but he's starting something really cool.

02:00:47 - 02:01:11 | Speaker 1:

Today, I am going to embark finally on my journey of self-discovery, of self-love, and finishing my 12-step program finally. And knowing personal freedom and gaining self-esteem that I've lost over the years, I just want to say to anybody out there who may be struggling, you're not alone and you are loved.

02:01:12 - 02:01:21 | Speaker 3:

That's nice. I know. I like him so much. Poor guy, though, you know, like going through that and then the separation or divorce. I think he's separated from his wife right now. Yeah.

02:01:21 - 02:01:21 | Speaker 5:

Yeah.

02:01:21 - 02:01:22 | Speaker 3:

They're trying to work things out.

02:01:24 - 02:01:46 | Speaker 5:

Okay. Coachella kicked off last Friday and all weekend. And TikTok was flooded with video showcasing some of the prices for the food at the festival. One girl revealing she spent more than $60 on two burritos and two iced coffees. Another spent a whopping $111 on lunch one day at Coachella, followed by $98 the next day.

02:01:46 - 02:01:54 | Speaker 2:

Just so you all know, the two coffees and these two burritos that are actually pretty good cost us $64. Whoa.

02:01:55 - 02:01:56 | Speaker 3:

I feel like that's any show you go to.

02:01:56 - 02:02:12 | Speaker 5:

$26 for a vodka Red Bull, $24 for curly fries, chicken tenders, $18.50, $12 for a cup of coffee, a corn dog will cost you $14. That's insanity right there.

02:02:14 - 02:02:29 | Speaker 3:

You talked about this with the start of opening day for the Tigers. To have a family, to try to take your family to any kind of a sporting event or even to a concert or whatever, and then feed everybody, it's like impossible. I know, it's so expensive.

02:02:30 - 02:02:41 | Speaker 5:

And lastly, a 13-year-old Charlotte, North Carolina boy decided it was a smart idea to climb into one of those claw machines at an amusement park.

02:02:41 - 02:02:59 | Speaker 6:

And this team in a tight spot after he climbed into a claw machine at Carowinds yesterday and got stuck. We're told with help from the park's medical response team, the boy was able to get out of the machine. Park officials said he was given first aid and then released to his guardian. You idiot!

02:03:00 - 02:03:05 | Speaker 5:

Trying to steal a prize, he's now been banned from visiting that amusement park for a year.

02:03:06 - 02:03:08 | Speaker 3:

It's my dream to do that. I want to do that so much.

02:03:08 - 02:03:14 | Speaker 5:

God, claustrophobia. way. For all of today's Dirty, check out the Dirty page on MojoInTheMorning.com.

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Celebrity Dirt, directly from the source, is Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

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Hello, Danielle. Hi. Hey, Danielle. You're a winner. Congratulations. Oh, my God. We're going to set you up with tickets to see Louie Tomlinson coming to Michigan Lottery Amphitheater.

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Awesome.

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Thank you so much. Hang on the phone, and we'll get you set up with those tickets. Tickets for Louie Tomlinson on sale still at Ticketmaster.com. That's actually kind of a smaller venue, too. That's up close and personal with Louie Tomlinson.

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Oh, my God. My mom's going to die.

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Wait, is your mom a big fan of Louie Tomlinson or One Direction?

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Don't ask me why. She's just, like, obsessed with him.

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Oh, wait, out of everybody that was in One Direction, that's her favorite?

02:04:26 - 02:04:36 | Speaker 4:

Yeah. I mean, she loves them all, but she's a huge fan of his. She's watched, like, his movies. She's texting me all her favorite songs right now.

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Oh, my gosh. That's great. Well, what's your mom's name? Say hi to her right now.

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Jackie.

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Jackie from Canton, right?

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Hi, Jackie. Yeah, Plymouth. Plymouth, Canton.

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Hang on the phone. We'll get you set up with those tickets. What a great daughter you are. We'll be right back with Am I the A-Hole. And, Megan, I want to get a recap on the Adam Sandler concert last night.

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Oh, it's so good. I'll tell you all about it.

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Adam Sandler was at Little Caesars Arena. And I understand that Megan almost bit it, too. If somebody could have gotten that on tape, that would have been fun.

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Embarrassing is what it really would have been.

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We'll be right back with that.

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More Mojo in a minute. You are listening to Mojo in the Morning.

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Mojo in the Morning show. Mojo What's going on here Naughty Moms Night Out Is that what it is Naughty Moms Night Out Lydia is going to kill me because Naughty Moms Night Out Is coming up at the Daxton In Birmingham And I haven't given away A pair of them yet Now I know yesterday we gave away Early and then late So I wanted to kind of do in the middle I guess it's still the middle of the show So how about this? Ten minutes away from a chance to get into our Naughty Moms Night Out on May the 12th. Chance to get into Naughty Moms Night Out. It's back. It's on May the 12th. It's at the Daxton Hotel. And Lydia, I promised that I was going to make sure that I did it in the middle of the show. It's still the middle of the show, technically, right? We start at 6. We go to 10.30. It's middle, right? Nobody wants to vote for me in the middle. I agree with you. Yeah, okay. That's why I got in trouble. so be listening 10 minutes away if you want to come to Naughty Moms Night Out you can find out more details about that up on our Mojo in the Morning Instagram, Facebook, social media mojointhemorning.com and if you are coming to it and you want to get a room at the Daxton Hotel, get a special rate when you use the code MOJO when you go to daxtonhotel.com you can book at daxtonhotel.com or if you call up the Daxton Hotel and want a book, use that promo code MOJO. Am I the a-hole? You guys are going to know who this person is. Anybody have any guesses on who the person is? Because I said to you guys, you all know this person. You all love this person. It's a person that might be hard for you to call an a-hole to their face. Is it just me? Just say if it's me because I'm sitting right here. No, no, no. The person that's doing this knows that they're doing this. Oh, okay, okay.

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Is it one of our family members?

02:07:30 - 02:07:32 | Speaker 1:

Yes, it is one of your family members.

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Like blood-related? No, not blood.

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Show family members.

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Oh, okay. So they work here at the radio station.

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Yes, yes. Oh.

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Is it Tony, her boss?

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No. And, ready? I'll give you this one. It's not somebody in sales, because you guys would immediately call them an a-hole if that was the case.

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Is it Jay?

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I'm just joking. No, it's who? Jay the... Jay Towers? Jay Towers or Jay the salesperson?

02:07:55 - 02:08:00 | Speaker 2:

Jay Towers. Jay Towers could never be an a-hole. He's the nicest human being ever.

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Jay Towers is only an a-hole at Christmastime when he steals all our ratings.

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I'm truly trying to think of somebody we all know that we work with that is in sales.

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All right, ready for this? Am I the a-hole? Our producer, KP, wants to be on Am I the a-hole today.

02:08:18 - 02:08:22 | Speaker 3:

Wait, what? Megan's like, that checks out.

02:08:23 - 02:08:27 | Speaker 2:

Answer. A-hole. Wait, you think you're an a-hole for something?

02:08:27 - 02:08:34 | Speaker 3:

Oh, I don't think I'm an a-hole. I think that the other person in this situation is the a-hole.

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Okay.

02:08:34 - 02:09:35 | Speaker 3:

Well, you know what? Actually, I take that back. I could be seen as an a-hole depending on... I need you to hear the situation first. Okay. So you guys remember what I told you about my headphones in the rental car and how I left behind. and i i received literally the best favor from a salesperson here at our company they got me a rental car when i needed it and um i left my headphones in the glove box and realized as soon as i dropped off the car and got into my uber and i texted right away and i said hey oh my god i left my beats headphones that i just got in the glove box and this it was a sore subject for me because I had already left my Beats in my glove box when my car was getting repaired and it got stolen at the repair shop. So this is the new pair that I had, and I had only had them for a week. So I texted right away, and I said, hey, I'm going to come back and get them. Didn't hear from my contacts about them. Just no reply.

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Okay. The rental car place contact.

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Yeah. And the salesperson. Okay.

02:09:40 - 02:09:43 | Speaker 1:

Who set you up with this rental car? Who set me up with the rental car? Hassan.

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Hassan. Yes. Love you.

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Okay. All right.

02:09:46 - 02:09:59 | Speaker 3:

A week goes by and I get like a prank call saying that they had sold my headphones on eBay. This was a little, it's funny, but it's also not because.

02:10:00 - 02:10:04 | Speaker 5:

way of flirting it was a flirtatious thing yeah totally i hadn't heard from him about the headphones

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he didn't reply to me so i was like y'all this is this is wild and it was like 11 p.m a couple weeks ago the home opener happened and i do this event with haas and we're joking around goofing around and he hands me a wad of cash and he's like keep this in your pocket i don't have my wallet i i take it and at the end of the night he goes can i have my money back and i look at him and i get and i say sure and i hand him his money and i take 200 out of it and i say this is your retainer for when you get me my headphones back because i still haven't gotten them back and we

02:10:41 - 02:10:50 | Speaker 5:

were joking around he's like how much money does he have in his pocket i know it's like this guy's got money bags here wait wait was it what was it was it a bunch of uh like there were a couple

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hundred dollar bills and like twenties and stuff. And a bunch of, this guy's got money. I know. Haas is rolling in it, I guess.

02:10:56 - 02:11:00 | Speaker 4:

Who goes to a place with that kind of money and doesn't have a place to put it? I know.

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And I, yeah, what was

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he doing that he didn't have, he couldn't

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put it in his pocket? Uh, well he was buying everybody drinks and food and stuff, so

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what a guy. He was using you as his savings

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account. I guess so. My pocket was Haas's bank for four hours. So you take the

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200 and say, I'll give this back to you when you get my headphones back for me.

02:11:20 - 02:11:32 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, I will take this $200, which is the same value as my headphones, and I'll keep it in my pocket. Well, in my bank account, actually. Until you give me my headphones back, then I'll give you your money back.

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How did he react to that?

02:11:34 - 02:11:43 | Speaker 1:

Haas had had a couple drinks, and he walks away. He's like, oh, and walks away. And I don't think he realized it, but that makes it sound worse.

02:11:44 - 02:11:57 | Speaker 3:

This sounds like another opportunity to flirt, or almost like a leave-behind in his situation. Like an IOU? Sort of. Like he wants you to hold on to that money.

02:11:57 - 02:12:03 | Speaker 2:

I guess my question is, why don't you call the rental car place and say I'm coming to pick up my headphones?

02:12:03 - 02:12:19 | Speaker 1:

I texted the rental car place. Like why are you putting it on him? Well, I texted him because he has a direct contact to the guy that he sent me up with, and I had already texted the guy about it. And nobody was getting back to you. Do you get to leave something expensive behind and then charge somebody else for it?

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Well, they're holding a ransom right now is what we've learned.

02:12:23 - 02:12:43 | Speaker 1:

It's a ransom because it was like a weird situation to begin with. It was like a favor. It's kind of like if you were to leave your wedding ring in a rental car, does that give someone the right to sell it on eBay the moment that you leave that car? But they did it. They're just holding on to it, right? No, I haven't heard. I haven't gotten the headphones back. It's been over a month.

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Okay, so from my understanding of this, and am I right on this? If I'm wrong, then Megan is probably right on this, that you believe they have the headphones, they're just not giving them to you because they're playing a little game with you.

02:12:56 - 02:13:01 | Speaker 1:

I don't know what the true scenario is. Maybe they really did sell my headphones on eBay right away.

02:13:02 - 02:13:31 | Speaker 5:

All right, so let's get to the am I the a-hole part and let the listeners weigh in on this one. Do they think that KP is an a-hole for taking our sales guys $200 as ransom for her headphones? And real quick, Haas is on the phone with us right now. Hassan is with us right now. And Hassan, what is that, weed money? Where do you get this money at? What's going on? Do you work in a dispensary or own a dispensary in town?

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No, that'd be nice, though. But no, you got to hustle like Haas. You know how it works. Hustle like Haas.

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I love it. Is that on your business card?

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Wait. So, Haas, did you even notice that $200 is missing? Like, have you contacted KP about that, or is this your first time knowing that $200 was missing?

02:13:52 - 02:14:04 | Speaker 6:

No, I'll tell you. This is the first time I've ever helped someone get a car, but then say, hey, I'm going to hold this $200 for headphones that I left in the car. I'm like, wait a second. None of this makes sense, but I'm going to roll with it, and it's all good.

02:14:04 - 02:14:11 | Speaker 5:

Megan's right on this one, then. Megan is right in saying that, well, how can you blame him for this? You left him behind.

02:14:11 - 02:14:45 | Speaker 1:

It's your mistake. But it's literally, I dropped off the car and immediately contacted the company to come turn around and come get it, and I didn't hear from him. Right, but I don't think that means you get to take Haas' money for it. Well, I don't want to call you an a-hole, but I think Megan's right. Okay, but here's the thing. I so appreciate the favor But just because somebody leaves you Their property in the car Doesn't mean the company has a right to take it But you can't punish Haas for it So I'm an a-hole for blaming Haas It's Haas' friend I'm not responsible for Haas' friend

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By the way I love how you call him Haas

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It's Haas, Hassan

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That's my nickname for him

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What's the deal with it? Can we just call this place and get the headphones back? Wait so Haas gets you a car and then you charge him money for something you left behind? Yes. That makes no sense, KP.

02:15:05 - 02:15:09 | Speaker 1:

Hey, Haas, I want you to give me a car. I got some bills I got to pay next week, and I could use $200. No, I'm good.

02:15:10 - 02:15:10 | Speaker 4:

I know nobody.

02:15:10 - 02:15:27 | Speaker 1:

I know nobody. Hold on. Let me get to the listeners on this one here, because I feel like we're over-explaining this. You've explained it. Now it's time for you to either face the backlash of being called the A-hole or having the listeners stick up for you. KP, our producer, is doing Am I the A-hole. Is it Donnell?

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No, it's Donnell. G-O-N-S-I-E-L-L.

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Don Yell. Am I the... Yes. All right. What are your thoughts?

02:15:36 - 02:16:00 | Speaker 5:

Yes. KP is truly the a-hole. She is. Okay. 100%. Yes, she is. Her responsibility, she left her item in the glove box. It's not the friend's thought and to pretty much make him pay without even having a discussion. It's on the company. he is the a-hole

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yes that could be called it would be construed theft wouldn't it if people the police found out that she took $200 from this man absolutely thank you for the call I appreciate it David is KP the a-hole

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you can say KP this whole story can go both ways though KP could be but here's the thing though she kept the money but he kept the headphones

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okay

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the rental company not Hassan

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so you're siding with the KP for the belief that she could take it

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well yeah I mean KP has the right to me it's an equal exchange

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I love your voice by the way

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I do too you've called us before haven't you oh I have multiple times I recognize your voice

02:16:55 - 02:17:00 | Speaker 1:

David, you just want a date with KP. I can get it right now, isn't it? No, no.

02:17:01 - 02:17:06 | Speaker 6:

No, I'm good. I'm that one. Okay, so Jill is on line two, and she's asking a question that I had, too.

02:17:07 - 02:17:08 | Speaker 1:

Go ahead, Jill. What's your question?

02:17:09 - 02:17:15 | Speaker 6:

KP, when you called him and you immediately realized that you forgot him in the car, why didn't you just turn back around and go get him?

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Because I was in an Uber. I didn't have a car.

02:17:17 - 02:17:19 | Speaker 6:

You just didn't go get your own property, girl.

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If I can tell the Uber to stop at Taco Bell at 3 o'clock in the morning, you can tell him to turn around and go back. But here's the problem. They weren't there. I dropped the car off, and a serviceman had picked up my car. The whole building was locked, and it was on 8 Mile Road. I wasn't going to stand out there and wait for someone to get me. Okay.

02:17:35 - 02:17:37 | Speaker 6:

That's fair. That's legit. I get that for sure.

02:17:38 - 02:17:42 | Speaker 1:

Haas, you also, it always cracks me up. You also know everybody.

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I was telling you every day to get my headphones.

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Hassan knows everybody, but the only problem is everybody that he knows are in shady areas of town. Have you ever noticed that? Is that true, Hassan?

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It's true but it gets the job done My man

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I love it It's always it sounds like I got a guy The only thing is you gotta go here And I'm like in a back alley somewhere

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Don't y'all think it's just strange Where are the headphones Yeah exactly Where are they Are they on eBay does someone else have my headphones

02:18:16 - 02:18:26 | Speaker 1:

I don't know Why don't you If there were Beats You should have bought Apples You should have bought the Apple ones because you would have been able to figure out where they were. You can't.

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The Apple ones are $700.

02:18:29 - 02:18:34 | Speaker 1:

No, not the little earbuds. Is that what you're talking about? No, the headphones are $700. Oh, those are expensive.

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Get these guys.

02:18:35 - 02:18:36 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, the little buds.

02:18:36 - 02:18:44 | Speaker 2:

No, I go to the gym in it. Y'all, I literally use Apple's in-ear earbuds. They're $20, and they do me real good.

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Well, the other thing, too, is you can actually, you know, do find my phone. Ooh, Chrissy. Is that Chrissy or Hassan that just coughed? That was me. Hassan, I apologize. Chrissy, you're on with us right now. Am I the a-hole?

02:18:57 - 02:19:07 | Speaker 3:

I think that KP is not the a-hole. I think KP is just securing her bag because they stole her freaking headphones. I'd be just to piss off.

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Okay.

02:19:08 - 02:19:20 | Speaker 2:

No way that you text me, are you going to drop off the rental car today? And then 30 minutes later, hey, I'm running around because I left my headphones in the car and no reply for a week. That doesn't make sense.

02:19:21 - 02:19:25 | Speaker 3:

They found it right away, and I'm telling you they didn't answer on purpose. I bet.

02:19:26 - 02:19:27 | Speaker 1:

Hassan.

02:19:28 - 02:19:36 | Speaker 4:

I will have the headphones today. I'm going to make a special number of shots. Yes. I'm going to grab these headphones, and I will have them on her desk.

02:19:36 - 02:19:41 | Speaker 1:

But no, no, no. Make her go pick them up and have it be in one of those shady places like you always do.

02:19:41 - 02:19:45 | Speaker 4:

Well, no, not at all. Mojo, I'm going to charge a delivery fee now. It's going to be $200.

02:19:46 - 02:19:47 | Speaker 1:

That's right.

02:19:47 - 02:19:48 | Speaker 2:

Is it going to be $200?

02:19:49 - 02:20:02 | Speaker 1:

You've got to get the money back. And by the way, let me just say this to you, KP, just throwing this out there. Were you not paid for that appearance that you did at the... Tiger's opening day by Hassan's client.

02:20:02 - 02:20:04 | Speaker 3:

That is a separate contract.

02:20:04 - 02:20:18 | Speaker 1:

Did he not? That has nothing to do with my property. Did he not make you money? Hassan, did you make her money? We did make her money, and we made her like, you know, well, she worked hard for it. So it's not that I made her money. She earned her money. Oh, what a good guy.

02:20:18 - 02:20:20 | Speaker 3:

You paid the fee that I'm contracted to be paid.

02:20:20 - 02:20:54 | Speaker 1:

Thank you. Hassan, will you do me a favor? Will you put me up on that top of the list? Can I be your talent next time that you are looking for somebody? I'll even talk to KP first. Yeah. Okay. All right. Son, you know where I could get some new headphones? I really could use a pair. I'm looking for some Beats. So these headphones are Beats over the ears. You wear the over the air ones at working out? I do. Yeah, I wear it over my head. I feel weird wearing that. I feel like I have to wear earbuds if I'm around. If I wear the over the ears, I feel like I'm on the radio.

02:20:54 - 02:20:56 | Speaker 3:

I want people to know that they cannot talk to me at the gym.

02:20:57 - 02:20:58 | Speaker 1:

Okay. Sorry.

02:20:58 - 02:21:07 | Speaker 3:

That may sound really terrible, but I enjoy my space, and if I don't have headphones on, people will come up to me and start chatting, and love you, but I'm trying to-

02:21:07 - 02:21:14 | Speaker 1:

So if you have the Air Buds in or the AirPods, people don't see them, and they still come up and start trying to talk to you.

02:21:14 - 02:21:30 | Speaker 3:

Look at you guys' sweaty ears when you're wearing over there. Yeah. It's been an issue, actually. I do get little pimples and stuff around my ears. It's a bad thing. It's our team. You know what? I'm honestly just so happy to know that KP has a flaw. That is the best thing I've ever heard. Let me send you a list, Megan.

02:21:31 - 02:22:13 | Speaker 1:

All right. I'm going to give you a chance to win those tickets to go to our Naughty Moms Night Out. I promised that we would have them for you. So real quick, let's do this. 95th caller, okay? Lydia, 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Are you a mom that wants a night out? May the 12th, Daxton Hotel in Birmingham, downtown Birmingham. We're going to be hosting our Naughty Moms Night Out. It is back. It's going to be so much fun. If you want to get a night out with a friend, call 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. We're looking for the 95th caller. Can I tease a couple of things here?

02:22:13 - 02:22:13 | Unknown:

Yeah.

02:22:14 - 02:22:31 | Speaker 1:

We've got six on sex in just a little bit. And coming up here in just a couple of minutes, a six on sex that I promise you you're going to laugh at because I laughed extremely hard. A guy calls his mom And his aunt To do Six on Sex

02:22:31 - 02:22:35 | Speaker 2:

The mom and the aunt are such characters They could go down in Six on Sex history

02:22:35 - 02:22:51 | Speaker 1:

There was parts of the Six on Sex Where I thought Shannon literally Was going to fall to the floor laughing So you'll hear that in just a little bit Mojo in the morning show So Your kids Were partying at a park

02:22:51 - 02:22:53 | Speaker 2:

Well not partying, playing Or playing at a park

02:22:54 - 02:22:54 | Speaker 1:

I guess, well, yeah.

02:22:55 - 02:22:57 | Speaker 2:

They're nine and five.

02:22:57 - 02:23:06 | Speaker 1:

And there's a lot of P's in this thing. Party, park, panties. Yes. The case of the park panties. Yes.

02:23:06 - 02:24:13 | Speaker 2:

So one of my really good girlfriends, her name is Jess, invited us to her house the other night. And she actually lives in my neighborhood. So we rode our bikes over there, myself, Wes, my fiance, and then Lucy and Smith. And she has some kids and some other neighborhood kids came over and we sent them all down to the park at the end of her street so we could eat dinner and have a cocktail in peace. And the kids love doing this. They love getting to be on their own. It's right at the end of the street. Well, a little while later, they come home. It gets dark. They all come back, you know, as we told them to do. They were all dying laughing, all these little kids. And one of the little boys who was the last to walk up to my friend's porch that we were all sitting on showed up with a stick. And there's something dangling from the stick A black lace thong They found it in the grass at the park Picked it up with the stick And decided to bring it home And show all of the parents Why is there a black lace thong In the grass at the park? I don't want to know

02:24:13 - 02:24:26 | Speaker 1:

Well, I think we know If anything, we know Because we've done Six on Sex For many, many years on this show And we've always found out that when we ask the question of, have you ever had sex in a public place? The park is always the place.

02:24:26 - 02:24:31 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's so funny. Smith had a handful of dandelions. This kid shows up with a black thong.

02:24:31 - 02:24:59 | Speaker 1:

Oh, my God, winner. I think he wins the prize of prizes that you get at that. Do you remember when you were a kid, Mike, and you would go out and play with your friends and you would find something that you weren't supposed to find? Like, you would find, like, something that was, like, either discarded. And it became your cool thing that you would keep in your little stash of things, you know? Yeah, I think I found a Swiss Army knife, which wasn't that big of a deal. But at the time, as a kid, you're like, oh my God, you know how many things I'm going to do with this Swiss Army knife? Yeah.

02:25:00 - 02:25:02 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, but that's a winner right there, right?

02:25:02 - 02:25:12 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, oh, yeah. Like, I would expect the kids to find empty alcohol bottles or, like, beer cans or whatever, but a black lace bottle?

02:25:12 - 02:25:25 | Speaker 2:

Oh, yeah, you're telling all your friends. What's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. I'm going to give away the Naughty Moms Night Out to Christina, and I want to ask her that question. Christina, we're doing Naughty Moms Night Out, and you're a winner. You're going to be with us. Congratulations.

02:25:26 - 02:25:27 | Speaker 4:

Woo-hoo! Thank you.

02:25:28 - 02:25:35 | Speaker 2:

We're setting you up with passes to go to Naughty Mom's Night Out on May the 12th at the Daxton Hotel.

02:25:36 - 02:25:38 | Speaker 5:

Awesome. That's a week before my birthday.

02:25:38 - 02:25:40 | Speaker 2:

Awesome. And how many kids do you have?

02:25:40 - 02:25:41 | Speaker 5:

I have three.

02:25:41 - 02:25:43 | Speaker 2:

Oh, wow. How old are they?

02:25:43 - 02:25:48 | Speaker 5:

My son is about to be seven, and then I have a nine-year-old daughter and a 13-year-old daughter.

02:25:48 - 02:26:00 | Speaker 2:

Okay, so your seven-year-old son goes to the park with you and your friends like Shannon did with her friends and comes home with the thong. What are you doing? Are you quickly grabbing those things like every mom probably would?

02:26:01 - 02:26:02 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, for sure.

02:26:03 - 02:26:07 | Speaker 2:

What do you think? Do you think that it was a thong off at the park for somebody?

02:26:08 - 02:26:12 | Speaker 5:

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Someone definitely was doing something they shouldn't have been.

02:26:12 - 02:26:16 | Speaker 2:

By the way, who discards their thongs, though? They're expensive, aren't they?

02:26:16 - 02:26:25 | Speaker 4:

They're expensive. Yeah. It was probably more than that. I think poor decisions were made, and I don't think it was intentionally left behind. That was probably a forgotten item.

02:26:25 - 02:26:30 | Speaker 2:

Did you look to see if the thongs had any remnants of... Ew!

02:26:30 - 02:26:34 | Speaker 4:

Stop! What? Absolutely don't continue that sentence.

02:26:34 - 02:26:38 | Speaker 2:

Duty! Oh, no. We did not examine them closely.

02:26:38 - 02:26:42 | Speaker 3:

That little boy was told to go put them in the garbage can by the garage.

02:26:42 - 02:26:47 | Speaker 2:

No, I have actually duded myself and thrown my underwear.

02:26:47 - 02:26:50 | Speaker 3:

No, no. We're not taking this conversation here.

02:26:50 - 02:26:55 | Speaker 2:

Honestly, Christina, do you think it was from something sexual or something duty? What were your thoughts?

02:26:56 - 02:26:59 | Speaker 5:

Probably sexual because it was in a park, and that's a common place.

02:26:59 - 02:27:12 | Speaker 1:

Have you ever had sex in a park? God, no. Who's had sex in a park? But not there. The sex in the park thing is bad because you're potentially going to get yourself brought up on charges.

02:27:12 - 02:27:22 | Speaker 2:

Like, I'd rather, if I'm going to do a public, you know, sex, I'm not doing it in a place where there could potentially be kids because that's where you get yourself big-time felony.

02:27:22 - 02:27:37 | Speaker 3:

And the thing about this park is everything's out in the open. There are no tunnels or anything. And part of the park backs up to a quiet neighborhood. And the other part of the park is like on a busier street. Not a busy street, but definitely a busier street where there's always cars.

02:27:37 - 02:27:39 | Speaker 2:

So you're saying that there's no hiding spot.

02:27:39 - 02:27:43 | Speaker 3:

There's no hiding spot in that park. Nope. There's no like big tree. There's none of that.

02:27:44 - 02:28:17 | Speaker 2:

Yeah. New great game. Sex or duty, though. That is a great game. That is good. By the way, do you remember when you were a kid and your friends would say, okay, yeah, what do you got? And I remember specifically a kid, Phil Sherman was a guy that I went to school with, Phillip Sherman. And Phillip Sherman brought his sister's underwear to show us, you know, guys, I want to show you guys something. And he pulls out underwear and we're like, oh, my God, look at those. And then when he goes, these are my sister's underwear.

02:28:17 - 02:28:21 | Speaker 3:

We were all like Did you ever bring Aunt Pat's on your waist?

02:28:22 - 02:28:23 | Speaker 2:

No, I never did

02:28:23 - 02:28:25 | Speaker 3:

Well, who does that?

02:28:25 - 02:28:47 | Speaker 2:

I don't know, it was weird One of the guys was so excited about it though Because you're a kid, you're a teenage Or not a teenage kid, we were probably Pre-middle school What are you, 9 years old, 10 years old, 11 years old Something like that The excitement level of having The underwear He's got your first pimple

02:28:47 - 02:28:51 | Speaker 4:

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02:29:26 - 02:29:28 | Speaker 4:

Morning, 6 on 6. Coming up in minutes.

02:29:31 - 02:29:59 | Speaker 2:

We love our Mojo. Back to Mojo in the Morning. Mojo in the Morning. We can do six on sex here in a second. Shannon, just moments ago, you were talking about the park painting, the mystery of the thongs that were found in the park by your children.

02:30:00 - 02:30:02 | Speaker 7:

yours and your friends' children. Lynette, what's happening?

02:30:04 - 02:30:07 | Speaker 4:

Well, I lost my virginity at a school park.

02:30:07 - 02:30:08 | Speaker 7:

Oh, gee.

02:30:08 - 02:30:18 | Speaker 4:

And then the guy took my underwear and hung it on his rearview mirror for a while. Classy guy.

02:30:20 - 02:30:30 | Speaker 7:

Attaboy. How did you feel about that? Was it something that was degrading to you or was that proud? Was that a proud moment?

02:30:31 - 02:30:41 | Speaker 3:

I mean, I felt proud at the time, but that was 20 years ago. So now that looking back at it, I'm not so happy about it. Yeah.

02:30:41 - 02:30:44 | Speaker 7:

No, that's funny. You think he still has them, by the way? Yes.

02:30:45 - 02:30:50 | Speaker 3:

I don't know, but I hope not. That'd be weird.

02:30:50 - 02:30:54 | Speaker 7:

So wait, 20 years ago. So how old were you when you lost your virginity?

02:30:56 - 02:30:56 | Speaker 3:

15.

02:30:56 - 02:31:04 | Speaker 7:

So 15 years old. So this guy's walking around. He's like some 35-year-old dude walking around. That's weird. He's got a pocket full of panties.

02:31:05 - 02:31:09 | Speaker 4:

I hope he doesn't still have them, because that would be really awkward.

02:31:09 - 02:31:16 | Speaker 2:

He had to put some lotion on the skin, like, here's my box of panties. It's like concert tickets. I hold on to memories.

02:31:17 - 02:31:35 | Speaker 7:

By the way, and thank you for the call, by the way, for calling us out. This one reminds me of when I was a kid and we would hang with our friends. And, Shannon, I think that you said Smith might have one of these. 248 says, when I was a kid, I had a metal detector. And we would find all kinds of stuff at the school parks.

02:31:36 - 02:31:37 | Speaker 1:

Yeah. Oh, I need to have them bring it to the park.

02:31:38 - 02:31:44 | Speaker 7:

That's a safe thing because you will not find the panties that way. You'll just find the metal stuff.

02:31:45 - 02:31:45 | Speaker 2:

Not the vodka.

02:31:46 - 02:31:46 | Speaker 7:

Not the...

02:31:46 - 02:31:48 | Speaker 2:

Can you imagine?

02:31:48 - 02:31:50 | Speaker 7:

You find other things that people...

02:31:50 - 02:31:51 | Speaker 2:

These are my chain mail panties.

02:31:52 - 02:31:54 | Speaker 7:

Nicole, what's going on?

02:31:55 - 02:32:20 | Speaker 1:

Hi. I was just calling in. I work next to a park and I took my break over there one day and I got out and I'm like looking on the ground and I'm like what is that and it was literally a pair of maroon panties oh geez yeah and I mean it is a kid's park it has you know a cruise ship on it or whatever for them to play on so it's crazy how do you use your underwear I'd be more afraid of getting stuck

02:32:20 - 02:32:35 | Speaker 7:

like in a tube you know what I'm saying like yeah hopefully they're doing it in the car and then just throwing them out the window and not doing it on the kids no they're definitely doing please just keep your panties by the way do you feel weird about letting your kids now play on

02:32:35 - 02:32:41 | Speaker 1:

the playground equipment that's there knowing that this is a bit more cautious i bet gross to

02:32:41 - 02:32:46 | Speaker 7:

be good yeah are you that mom that wipes everything down i am not oh yeah i have boys

02:32:46 - 02:32:55 | Speaker 2:

yeah but think about that bridge right that the kids run across that kind of bounces almost like a water bed. You get a little motion and the Yoshi can help you out.

02:32:57 - 02:33:04 | Speaker 7:

Yoshi, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. Yoshi. Hi, Six on Sex.

02:33:04 - 02:33:07 | Speaker 5:

Hey, what's up, guys? Good morning. How are you?

02:33:07 - 02:33:12 | Speaker 7:

Good, man. We're talking about all the stuff we will ask questions about in a second here with Six on Sex.

02:33:13 - 02:33:21 | Speaker 5:

Let me tell you guys something. Have you guys ever had sex in a high school party? Never.

02:33:21 - 02:33:22 | Speaker 7:

No

02:33:22 - 02:33:33 | Speaker 5:

So I had no choice I had no money back then I was going from hotel to motel To whatever you want to call it

02:33:33 - 02:33:37 | Speaker 7:

How many people are you having sex with That you're going hotels to motels

02:33:37 - 02:33:57 | Speaker 5:

I was a hornball back then And I just had to find a place Where it was like very very dark And I was like, you know what? My high school has a dark parking lot. Let's just go there.

02:33:58 - 02:33:59 | Speaker 6:

What happened?

02:34:00 - 02:34:25 | Speaker 5:

Did you get busted? He got laid. Yeah, so a cop came, and it was just one hell of a night. I told him what the problem was. I told him what the problem was, and he's like, well, here's a $500 fine for being nude in public. But after that, I was like, damn. So I just made her pay it.

02:34:26 - 02:34:33 | Speaker 7:

You made her pay it. By the way, it would have been cheaper just to go to that motel, wouldn't it?

02:34:34 - 02:34:37 | Speaker 5:

But you don't know what goes on in those motels, though.

02:34:37 - 02:34:45 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, but a $500 fine versus like $50 a night at Red Roof Inn, that's a lot of nights of getting laid. How do you know how much that costs?

02:34:45 - 02:34:47 | Speaker 5:

But I had a clean car

02:34:47 - 02:34:59 | Speaker 7:

You had a clean car Alright, thank you Yoshi Appreciate that, classy guy Alright, time now for the Classy feature that we do called Six on Sex Six on Six

02:35:00 - 02:35:04 | Speaker 3:

Mojo in the morning, 6 on 6.

02:35:05 - 02:35:05 | Speaker 2:

David.

02:35:06 - 02:35:07 | Unknown:

Mojo.

02:35:07 - 02:35:08 | Speaker 2:

How you doing, buddy?

02:35:09 - 02:35:10 | Unknown:

I'm doing good. How are you?

02:35:10 - 02:35:14 | Speaker 2:

Good. Say hi to Shannon and Megan and Mike and everybody. Hey, David.

02:35:15 - 02:35:16 | Unknown:

The whole clique.

02:35:16 - 02:35:25 | Speaker 2:

You got everybody here. We're all listening to you for 6 on 6. The thing that's going to be interesting is your mom. How do you think your mom will do?

02:35:26 - 02:35:28 | Speaker 1:

It's going to be funny. I think she's going to do good.

02:35:28 - 02:35:29 | Speaker 3:

She's going to do good for sure.

02:35:30 - 02:35:32 | Speaker 2:

All right. You want a prize that bad that you'd be willing to do this?

02:35:33 - 02:35:34 | Speaker 3:

Hell yeah.

02:35:35 - 02:35:36 | Speaker 2:

All right. Let's get mom on.

02:35:37 - 02:35:39 | Speaker 3:

Okay. All right. Are you?

02:35:49 - 02:35:55 | Speaker 2:

Getting David's mom on the phone. Hello?

02:35:56 - 02:35:56 | Unknown:

Mama?

02:35:57 - 02:35:58 | Speaker 2:

Is this David's mom?

02:35:59 - 02:35:59 | Speaker 3:

Yeah.

02:36:00 - 02:36:02 | Speaker 2:

Hi, Rachel. It's Mojo in the morning.

02:36:03 - 02:36:04 | Speaker 3:

Oh, hey. How are you?

02:36:05 - 02:36:08 | Speaker 2:

Good. We got David on the phone with us. Are you okay with going on the radio?

02:36:09 - 02:36:11 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, I'm okay.

02:36:11 - 02:36:18 | Speaker 2:

You're good with that? We're going to do a little contest with David. And I understand that you're in beautiful Florida right now.

02:36:18 - 02:36:21 | Speaker 3:

I sure am. I am enjoying beautiful Florida.

02:36:21 - 02:36:26 | Speaker 2:

Well, get ready for this. It's going to be a fun little contest. David, tell your mom the name of it.

02:36:27 - 02:36:51 | Speaker 3:

Six on set. I'm sorry. What did you just say? Six on six. What? Hold on. I didn't hear. Yeah. We are. We're actually on the radio. Mojo in the morning. I'm sorry. Who is that? Who are you with? This is my sister-in-law, Liz.

02:36:52 - 02:36:55 | Speaker 1:

Okay. So David's aunt is also there. This is better.

02:36:56 - 02:37:00 | Speaker 3:

Yes. Auntie Liz is here. Oh, hello. What's happening?

02:37:00 - 02:37:01 | Unknown:

What's going on?

02:37:02 - 02:37:06 | Speaker 3:

My thing. Oh, I just said that. Anyway, am I on the air? Back to the point. Back to the point.

02:37:06 - 02:37:09 | Speaker 2:

Are you okay with being on the radio, Aunt Lynn?

02:37:10 - 02:37:12 | Speaker 3:

Yeah. It's Lynn. L-I-D. Yes, I'm okay with that.

02:37:12 - 02:37:20 | Speaker 2:

Oh, okay. Well, here's the deal. You guys are on a little speakerphone. David wants to do a contest. It's called Six on Sex.

02:37:21 - 02:37:22 | Speaker 3:

Six on sex.

02:37:22 - 02:37:28 | Speaker 2:

We're going to ask him six questions about his sex life while his mom and his aunt are

02:37:28 - 02:37:47 | Speaker 3:

listening in. Oh, wow. Okay. Is that work for you guys? That's fine. Yeah, I seem to make it. It's fine. Okay. Have you ladies been enjoying some cocktails already today? Yeah, some cocktails

02:37:47 - 02:38:22 | Speaker 2:

without the tail. Yeah. Wow. David, you're 21 years old. You can still get spanked. I want you to know that i know i know are we ready guys we're ready question number one in six on sex david how old were you when you lost your virginity oh my god 17 17 and would your mom have any idea who that was mom if i say this you can't you have to go to the

02:38:22 - 02:38:58 | Speaker 3:

great with this one okay but are we on the air was it the baby yeah we are so like everyone else is gonna hear it everybody else has to pinky swear that they're not gonna tell anybody who is that david oh my gosh are you serious yeah oh my god was she was she your age

02:38:58 - 02:39:07 | Speaker 2:

or was she like the the neighbor that was like older than you two years older than me yeah okay Wow, so she was a couple years older, 19 years old.

02:39:07 - 02:39:12 | Speaker 3:

She taught you some stuff. Oh, wow. Okay, I just learned something new today.

02:39:12 - 02:39:17 | Speaker 2:

Well, wait till you learn where they ended up doing it. David, question number two.

02:39:18 - 02:39:44 | Speaker 3:

Oh, no. Please say your mama's bed. Please say your mama's bed. It was in the living room, actually. And then we moved to the basement. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. question number three is another funny one here david your aunt is your aunt by the way

02:39:44 - 02:39:59 | Speaker 2:

might be the greatest for ever doing commentary on sex on sex mom and mom and aunt question number three david tell your mom where you actually had sex that was something very

02:40:00 - 02:40:17 | Speaker 4:

personal to your mom in your car oh my goodness and ruby it's ruby you name your car yes yes in

02:40:17 - 02:40:25 | Speaker 2:

my car inside ruby yes wait what what is ruby what kind of car is it um she's a ford fusion

02:40:25 - 02:40:32 | Speaker 1:

she's a ford fusion i love it that's an itty bitty space by the way

02:40:32 - 02:40:40 | Speaker 5:

there's no room in it there's no room yeah oh my god that wasn't very comfortable

02:40:40 - 02:40:45 | Speaker 4:

yeah you probably had to climb over to the passenger seat not that i know what that's like

02:40:45 - 02:41:06 | Speaker 2:

oh my god question question number where are we on four now and six on sex i think question number four uh i understand david that you have a girlfriend tell us the kinkiest thing that you and your girlfriend like to do Oh, my God.

02:41:06 - 02:41:09 | Speaker 5:

Okay. Oh, my gosh. I just...

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02:41:10 - 02:41:11 | Speaker 2:

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02:41:11 - 02:41:13 | Speaker 5:

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02:41:13 - 02:41:18 | Speaker 4:

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Oh.

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02:41:26 - 02:41:45 | Speaker 3:

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. You have to be Oh my You know what I'm saying I do

02:41:45 - 02:41:50 | Speaker 2:

Question number five And six on sex

02:41:50 - 02:41:52 | Speaker 4:

Why did you think we should be on question ten But go ahead

02:41:52 - 02:41:58 | Speaker 2:

David What is your nickname In the bedroom

02:41:58 - 02:42:04 | Speaker 4:

Daddy That doesn't surprise me

02:42:04 - 02:42:13 | Speaker 2:

Aunt Liz, you changed his diaper Should he be Big Daddy or Little Daddy?

02:42:15 - 02:42:24 | Speaker 3:

Well, the last I recall He was in a race where he had to be completely naked Because he lost the bet I'm going to go with Big Daddy Oh, wow, okay

02:42:24 - 02:42:26 | Speaker 5:

Yep

02:42:26 - 02:42:31 | Speaker 3:

Yep Not that I was looking or anything

02:42:31 - 02:42:53 | Speaker 2:

Last question here Last question Aunt Liz This is going to embarrass David's mom Rachel okay Question number six And six on sex David tell us something About your mom's Sex life That would embarrass her on the radio

02:42:53 - 02:43:09 | Speaker 5:

Oh my god i don't know if you remember but i was like eight to ten years old and i was walking upstairs i remember i i since that day i've never forgotten that you're on top of dad you guys both

02:43:09 - 02:43:32 | Speaker 4:

and i'm just like oh no i remember that you walked in on us we were just talking about this the other day. Oh, my God. Danny and my mom were just talking about this the other day when you walked in. What were you doing when you walked in? You were on top? Yeah. Well, you were on top. Yeah. That's the easiest thing I've seen in my life.

02:43:32 - 02:43:37 | Speaker 2:

What a family. Yeah, you guys are fine. I feel like we should be invited over to your next family gathering.

02:43:38 - 02:43:43 | Speaker 3:

Oh, hey. I have no problem with that. That's not a problem. I'm very entertaining.

02:43:44 - 02:43:46 | Speaker 2:

Aunt Liz, can't wait to meet you.

02:43:46 - 02:43:51 | Speaker 3:

I can't wait to meet you guys. We'd have a blast. We might get arrested, but we'd have a blast.

02:43:52 - 02:43:54 | Speaker 2:

That's been Six on Sex, everybody.

02:43:57 - 02:43:58 | Speaker 4:

Thank you. This was fun.

02:43:59 - 02:44:02 | Speaker 2:

David, hang on for your prize. Okay.

02:44:03 - 02:44:07 | Speaker 4:

All right. Bye, Mojo. Bye. Bye, everyone. Bye. Bye.

02:44:08 - 02:44:17 | Speaker 5:

Six on Sex, Sex. Mojo in the morning, Six on Sex. Mojo in the mornings, Dirty on the 30s.

02:44:17 - 02:44:36 | Speaker 2:

All right, Shannon, by the way, something new that we did this morning, starting today, War of the Roses, Tuesdays and Thursdays now. So Tuesdays and Thursdays. So before we leave, we'll have War of the Roses for you. So normally our listeners don't get a chance to listen to it at this time, but we'll have it for you after this dirty. What do you got?

02:44:37 - 02:45:00 | Speaker 1:

Big story nationally right now. Yesterday, Missouri prosecutors announced charges against that 85-year-old white man who shot a 16-year-old black teenager named Ralph Yarrell. Ralph came to his Kansas City front door by mistake. He was picking up his younger brothers, went to the wrong house, rang the wrong doorbell, and was shot. Andrew Lester is this.

02:45:00 - 02:45:03 | Speaker 3:

man's name he is now going to face charges of assault in the first degree in armed criminal

02:45:03 - 02:45:17 | Speaker 5:

action both felonies thank god by the way the kid is alive and did you see what gofundme uh is up to right now no over one and a half million dollars to help him pay for his uh medical

02:45:17 - 02:45:45 | Speaker 3:

cost yeah i mean lots of celebrities sharing that i saw hallie berry among them but yeah it is the largest annual salary in nfl history yesterday the philadelphia eagles agreed to a Five-year deal worth $255 million for quarterback Jalen Hurts. He can actually make more money on top of that, by the way, through incentives. Could raise his total to about $274 million through 2028.

02:45:45 - 02:45:52 | Speaker 5:

And Patrick Mahomes says, thank you, because I will be asking for at least $1 more in my next contract.

02:45:52 - 02:46:07 | Speaker 4:

And we talked about it earlier about Patrick Mahomes' stats were a little bit better last year. I think Jalen Hurts had more rushing touchdowns, which evens it out a little bit. But this is their franchise. This is how you know that Jalen Hurts is the next 10 to 15 years.

02:46:07 - 02:46:13 | Speaker 5:

Patrick Mahomes is the next Tom Brady. I don't know if he'll win as many Super Bowls as Tom Brady, but that guy deserves to get paid everything.

02:46:13 - 02:46:13 | Speaker 6:

You think so?

02:46:14 - 02:46:16 | Speaker 5:

Yep. Enough said.

02:46:16 - 02:46:23 | Speaker 6:

I don't disagree. I'm just letting you guys do your sports time. I love participating.

02:46:23 - 02:46:24 | Speaker 5:

Yep, that's all I got to say.

02:46:24 - 02:46:25 | Speaker 6:

How dare you?

02:46:26 - 02:46:30 | Speaker 5:

I'd be a bad co-host, wouldn't I, for Mike Mileni on the sports station? Yep, Mike.

02:46:31 - 02:46:35 | Speaker 6:

I feel like that's how you would talk to Tom Brady, because you would just be in awe. You would just go, yep.

02:46:38 - 02:46:52 | Speaker 2:

I have always had a crush on him, and I feel like it's kind of random, but Bill Hader. There is something about Bill Hader that I just, I can't handle. Anyway, very star. Bill Hader is officially back with his ex.

02:46:52 - 02:47:12 | Speaker 3:

No, not Anna Kendrick. I loved them. I'm talking about Beef star Ali Wong. If you remember, they had a brief romance last year. He mentioned he had a girlfriend in a new podcast interview that he did this week. And while he didn't mention Ali by name, his rep confirmed that he was talking about her in the interview. Have you watched Beef? I haven't.

02:47:12 - 02:47:35 | Speaker 6:

It's so freaking good. Is it? It's not even funny. What's it on? Yeah, I was going to say. It's on Netflix. Okay. The episodes are out. It's an A24, I believe it's their first television show because they usually just make movies. And it is one of the best concepts for a show. I'm so mad I didn't think about it. I'm not going to spoil it for you. But truly, it's very, very, very, very, very good.

02:47:35 - 02:49:28 | Speaker 3:

I would suggest it. That's third on the list because I just started Sex Life Season 2. I watched the first episode of Obsession, which is really effed up, by the way. So I'll watch Beef after that. You guys all watched White Lotus, right? Yeah. So you know the old guy, F. Murray Abraham? Yes. This guy who played, I can't think of his character's name. Anyway, he's also in the dirty this morning. Not for a good reason. His exit from Mythic Quest was reportedly the result of at least two sexual misconduct complaints filed against him. He exited the show in April, or the project, I should say, in April of last year without any sort of explanation. And people were like, what the heck happened? Well, now we know Rolling Stone is reporting that one alleged incident resulted in him being issued a warning and told to maintain distance from a few different actresses on the show. He was then fired when creator and star Rob McElnaney, I honestly cannot talk today, but received a report about a second alleged assault. So not good information about him this morning. He's always like the bit character in every single show. And lastly, a pizza delivery man in Pennsylvania stepped in to assist police while delivering a pizza. Tyler Murrell is a delivery driver for Coco's Pizza. He was bringing a pizza order to a home just outside of Atlanta, about to drop it off to the homeowner, when he spotted some police cars chasing a vehicle that was driving on a lawn across the street. Walked toward the sidewalk to get a better look. He could see the suspect jumping out of the vehicle and running across the street right toward him. So this pizza delivery guy took a step, took a few steps back, grabbed or decided to stick out his foot rather and trip the suspect all while still holding the pizzas that he needed to deliver.

02:49:28 - 02:49:44 | Speaker 1:

I guess I put my leg out a little too hard and ended up kicking him a little bit. So I got a little bit to show on my leg for it, but it is what it is. definitely paid off in the end. I definitely did not wake up today coming up here to do this. I kind of thought I was delivering pizza. Did he keep

02:49:44 - 02:49:45 | Speaker 5:

the pizza in the thermal

02:49:45 - 02:49:54 | Speaker 3:

heat warmer thing? Everything was good. The suspect fell to the ground and was quickly nabbed by police, and the police gave him a big thank you.

02:49:54 - 02:49:59 | Speaker 1:

I applaud him for that, but like I said, we do want people to know that we generally, we don't want them to intervene, that we would like

02:50:00 - 02:50:01 | Speaker 4:

to take care of it ourselves.

02:50:01 - 02:50:06 | Speaker 3:

Very impressive, though. Very impressive delivery. For all of today's Dirty, check out the Dirty page on mojointhemorning.com.

02:50:06 - 02:50:12 | Speaker 4:

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02:50:13 - 02:50:29 | Speaker 1:

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02:50:30 - 02:50:58 | Speaker 2:

Details about Naughty Moms Night Out and a chance for you to go into Naughty Moms Night Out on May the 12th at the Dachshund Hotel in Birmingham. Coming up here, so don't go anywhere. New to the Mojo in the Morning Show by popular demand. People have been asking literally for over a decade for us to do War of the Roses more than once a week. So we are now doing it. We have an opportunity, so let's do it. War of the Roses, Tuesdays and Thursdays now on the Mojo in the Morning Show.

02:50:59 - 02:51:05 | Speaker 4:

Catching cheaters and proud of it. Ow, I'm sorry. It's your home for War of the Roses on Mojo in the Morning.

02:51:05 - 02:51:10 | Speaker 2:

Maddie, who do you think your husband is cheating with? His boss. And why is that?

02:51:11 - 02:51:23 | Speaker 5:

He got this new boss less than a year ago, and she's been giving him special treatment. They go on all these business trips together and have a weird feeling. They're always talking.

02:51:24 - 02:51:31 | Speaker 2:

And so you think that those business trips aren't necessarily business trips? You think that they are him fooling around with her?

02:51:32 - 02:51:36 | Speaker 5:

I mean, there might be business, but it's like he jumps at any chance to go away with her.

02:51:36 - 02:51:39 | Speaker 3:

And is this a newer thing? Like, did he not do this in the past?

02:51:41 - 02:51:50 | Speaker 5:

No. Uh-huh. Ever since this woman started working at their company and became his boss, he's just been different.

02:51:51 - 02:51:55 | Speaker 2:

Do you ever get a chance to meet her or see how they are with each other?

02:51:55 - 02:52:13 | Speaker 5:

No, but she calls a lot, and he will take the call in another room. So is it, like, common for him to get calls from his boss at night? Once in the blue, you know, but his job is not, like, over-demanding where you have to be answering your phone at 8 o'clock at night.

02:52:13 - 02:52:16 | Speaker 2:

Did he ever get calls with any previous bosses?

02:52:18 - 02:52:19 | Speaker 5:

Not that I can remember.

02:52:20 - 02:52:34 | Speaker 2:

Okay. We're going to call him up to see where he's going to send a dozen free roses. is Maddie's husband cheating with his boss. We're going to hope he sends those flowers to you. Don't say anything.

02:52:34 - 02:52:35 | Speaker 5:

Okay.

02:52:38 - 02:52:41 | Speaker 2:

Where are we calling him? Are we calling him at work right now?

02:52:42 - 02:52:43 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, at work.

02:52:53 - 02:54:11 | Speaker 3:

hello i'm looking for andrew please oh yeah this is him hey andrew my name is nicole and i'm calling from a new internet floral company called roses bloom.com i'm calling with an offer for a free dozen long-stemmed red roses for you if you can answer two quick survey questions for me do you have an extra 30 seconds or so yeah sure okay Andrew have you purchased flowers in the last six months no okay and the last question do you plan on purchasing any sort of flower bouquets in the next six months no okay uh that's all I needed from you and like I said as a thank you for participating in that quick survey from rosesbloom.com we're going to give you a dozen long-stemmed red roses and these can go anywhere in the country um we're going to ship them out today just so you know i just need to get the name and the telephone number of the person that you'd want to send them to yeah what do i do so i just need the first and the last name of the person for starters.

02:54:13 - 02:54:13 | Unknown:

Kim.

02:54:15 - 02:54:23 | Speaker 3:

Okay, and before I get Kim's phone number from you, we can also include a little message on a card with the flowers. Did you want to write something on that? Or I can just sign your name as well.

02:54:25 - 02:54:35 | Speaker 6:

Sure. Just say you have the most beautiful smile, the best eyes, and the best woman I've ever met in my entire life.

02:54:36 - 02:54:43 | Speaker 3:

Okay. And I do have to let you know real quick, too, that this call is being recorded for quality and training purposes. Are you okay with that, Andrew?

02:54:44 - 02:54:45 | Unknown:

Sure.

02:54:46 - 02:54:59 | Speaker 2:

Andrew, I also need to let you know before we send the flowers off to you that while we've been talking to you, your wife, Maddie, has heard every single word that you just said.

02:55:00 - 02:55:03 | Speaker 3:

Andrew?

02:55:15 - 02:55:24 | Speaker 1:

Who is this? Andrew, this is the Mojo in the Morning Show, and we're on the radio right now with your wife.

02:55:30 - 02:55:39 | Speaker 2:

just for confirmation that is his boss's name yeah i mean clearly she was sitting there in

02:55:39 - 02:55:49 | Speaker 1:

the room with him all right hang on the phone for one second we will be right back and we will try to see if we can get your husband back on the phone this is the home of war of the roses

02:55:49 - 02:55:53 | Speaker 4:

i absolutely love it mojo in the morning mojo in the morning show

02:55:53 - 02:56:45 | Speaker 1:

for the roses Tuesdays and Thursdays on the mojo in the morning show and a wife who started getting suspicious that her husband was cheating with his female boss do you think this ever happens a lot in relationships where your husband or could be a wife in a case has like a boss that your spouse is working really really closely with and you feel like there's sometimes too close of a relationship especially when traveling is involved like if they're traveling out of town and they're always going out of town together or does your brain just kind of like run astray because you're you're going you know oh my god this thing's making me feel like these guys are

02:56:45 - 02:56:50 | Speaker 2:

are cheating with each other but it runs astray because we've heard it so many times over it

02:56:50 - 02:56:55 | Speaker 1:

actually happens yeah where there's infidelity in the office it's not even just in the office

02:56:55 - 02:57:17 | Speaker 3:

i think from this show we've learned you know factories right housewives that's true yeah what's going on amanda hi i was just calling to see if anyone had noticed that he after saying what he wanted the car to say before you told him it was right when his wife when you told him that His wife was listening the whole time. He said, F it.

02:57:17 - 02:57:43 | Speaker 1:

Yeah. Well, I definitely knew it because we had to bleep it out. But here's what you heard. Your wife, Maddie, has heard every single word that you just said. Yeah. Listen back to, by the way, Amanda, I listened back to his conversation with the person that's there.

02:57:43 - 02:57:50 | Speaker 3:

it's obvious that she was there with him so that she was like flowers he's just been waiting to get

02:57:50 - 02:58:13 | Speaker 1:

caught yeah unfortunately in this case this is one of those things where if you're cheating with somebody that you work with in the office that your boss and your spouse finds out about it you've got two things that are bad in your life right now you've got a relationship issue with your you know wife and then you have a boss now that's openly been busted having an affair with a

02:58:13 - 02:58:19 | Speaker 3:

a co-worker what's up yeah do you get when you know that your significant other is probably up

02:58:19 - 02:58:26 | Speaker 1:

for the raise first do you wait till they actually get the raise before you uh you i was gonna say

02:58:26 - 02:58:29 | Speaker 2:

if you're gonna get divorced you might as well get the raise first you get more money has anybody

02:58:29 - 02:58:41 | Speaker 1:

has anybody ever had that where they knew that their spouse was cheating with somebody in the office, and they literally waited because they thought, hell, I'm going to get more into the divorce. Helena, what's going on?

02:58:42 - 02:58:47 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, so I just woke up, and War of the Roses was playing, and I thought I sucked through multiple days.

02:58:51 - 02:59:06 | Speaker 1:

War of the Roses, now, Tuesdays and Thursdays, and for those that listen a little later than And, you know, they normally would on a Tuesday or, you know, on a Thursday. They're going to hear it for Tuesday mornings, okay?

02:59:07 - 02:59:08 | Speaker 4:

Awesome. Thank you.

02:59:08 - 02:59:49 | Speaker 1:

And if you missed it, we'll podcast what you just missed. If you just woke up late and you didn't even realize it, it will be up on the podcast. You go check it out. One of the best parts of the podcast, too. We're live now. I'm live now. That was obviously from this morning. One of the best parts of the podcast, though, was that this call. Can I play that call? The boss would say, go to the podcast, because if you don't go to the podcast, you don't get credit or something. I don't know. They always sit there and say, you get a download. All right. I like that. But you know what? I'm one of those people that would rather just go with it. I fast forward through all my porn and get right to the F.

02:59:49 - 02:59:49 | Unknown:

Okay.

02:59:50 - 02:59:59 | Speaker 1:

Right? Of course you do. So listen to this call from earlier this morning. And then I'll be live back with you again. I got another couple of topics I want to get to. What's up, Jasmine?

03:00:00 - 03:00:18 | Speaker 3:

hi um so i was just uh listening like that i feel like the biggest gut punch of it all is when you figure out the shock of how far someone will go to cheat the lies um in my situation i just not too long ago found out that my guy cheated on me with someone that i thought was

03:00:18 - 03:00:24 | Speaker 2:

his sister before a very long time like actually thought it was his sister or you're saying sister

03:00:24 - 03:01:12 | Speaker 3:

like as a friend um so he told me it was his blood sister they lived together um and he played the role as well that's what the ultimate gut punch was when i actually like i would call him and i'd be like what are you doing and he'd be like playing cards with my sister and she'd be in the background hey girl um then come to find out i was close with his cousin i talked to his cousin one day and his cousin was with his actual real sister and she said that they had fallen out she hadn't talked to him in years and i was like i was so shocked so then when i caught in front of him it just was immediate hang up and then i heard her in the background like you might as well tell her the truth all right this is like a wildest game of civil interdating

03:01:12 - 03:01:17 | Speaker 2:

I don't think we've ever heard that in all the years of doing War of the Roses.

03:01:18 - 03:01:21 | Speaker 1:

Jasmine, did you pull any hair?

03:01:22 - 03:01:43 | Speaker 3:

I never got to see them in person, so I haven't seen. And he's completely disappeared at this point. He's gone. He owes me an explanation. Well, the only slight explanation that I heard is that, you know, we were still early dating. He was losing his place, and he wanted to move together. I wasn't ready, and I guess he met the girl he worked with, and she allowed him to move with him.

03:01:44 - 03:02:13 | Speaker 1:

And she acted like she was his sister. Is that amazing? Is that call not amazing? Aren't you happy I didn't make you go to the podcast to hear that? Could you imagine? Megan and Shannon, KP and Lydia. If you met a guy that you thought was like really hot And he said to you Hey listen I need you to do a favor I got these girls calling me out Pretend like you're my sister

03:02:13 - 03:02:15 | Speaker 4:

I mean that's so weird

03:02:15 - 03:02:21 | Speaker 1:

Isn't that crazy Who are these guys Who must have a magic wiener

03:02:21 - 03:02:37 | Speaker 2:

There was one texter we couldn't get her on the phone But she was saying that She dated a guy And he come to find out He was married and he said that his kids were his niece and nephew.

03:02:38 - 03:02:38 | Speaker 1:

Yeah.

03:02:38 - 03:02:45 | Speaker 2:

And that is how he got around the fact that he was very much in a relationship and a dad.

03:02:45 - 03:02:50 | Speaker 4:

Let me tell you. Just to cheat. If they shenanigans one, they're going to shenanigans.

03:02:50 - 03:02:51 | Speaker 1:

Oh, hey.

03:02:51 - 03:02:54 | Speaker 2:

Take Mama K for you teaching that. No, I learned that.

03:02:54 - 03:02:57 | Speaker 1:

Come on, honestly. Where did you learn that saying from?

03:02:57 - 03:02:58 | Speaker 4:

Personal experience.

03:02:58 - 03:03:00 | Speaker 1:

Really? That saying was something?

03:03:00 - 03:03:02 | Speaker 4:

That's a common saying, I feel like.

03:03:02 - 03:03:05 | Speaker 1:

No, I know, but it had to be like grandma or somebody that told you that.

03:03:05 - 03:03:13 | Speaker 4:

No, I'm 80. That's what I said. I promise you that is not a common saying. Thank you. I love that. Well, then I take full credit for it. That's good.

03:03:16 - 03:03:26 | Speaker 1:

Okay, before we leave. Okay, Megan, I promised I was going to do this earlier, and then we got caught up in all the Am I the A-Hole, Six on Sex, and of course the War of the Roses.

03:03:26 - 03:03:27 | Speaker 5:

You just don't like me.

03:03:27 - 03:03:29 | Speaker 1:

No, no, no, no.

03:03:30 - 03:03:30 | Unknown:

Okay.

03:03:31 - 03:03:33 | Speaker 5:

What the hell? I'm just kidding.

03:03:33 - 03:03:34 | Speaker 1:

I'm just kidding.

03:03:34 - 03:03:35 | Speaker 5:

That was so disrespectful.

03:03:36 - 03:03:37 | Speaker 1:

Who texted you last night?

03:03:38 - 03:03:40 | Speaker 5:

You did. I did. And who didn't text me back when I texted you back?

03:03:40 - 03:03:54 | Speaker 1:

I was in bed. I was being a responsible student, making sure on a school night I was getting to bed at an early hour for class today. Not me. While somebody else was out late last night at Adam's Center.

03:03:54 - 03:04:01 | Speaker 3:

You're listening to Mojo in the morning. Was it a good show? But he is very, very hot, and I do want to touch his hiney.

03:04:01 - 03:04:31 | Speaker 5:

Was it sold out? It was sold out. It was absolutely jam-packed in there, but it was so great. And I couldn't believe how many people showed up with him. First of all, he had like a half hour of openers, which it was so stressful trying to get into downtown. Because usually when you go to like a concert, they say the doors or the show starts at 7, but the urges doesn't really go on until 9. Not the case last night. You don't have to get in your seat. You got to get the booty in the seats. He didn't miss any Adam Sandler, but he was on stage for two hours.

03:04:32 - 03:04:32 | Speaker 1:

Wow.

03:04:32 - 03:04:34 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, it was crazy, but it was so much fun.

03:04:34 - 03:04:36 | Speaker 1:

And a ton of celebrities came with him, too.

03:04:37 - 03:04:56 | Speaker 5:

Oh, my God, yeah. It was like Tim Meadows, Rob Schneider, Kevin James. Oh, my God, I love Tim Meadows. So many more. Yeah, I didn't know Tim Meadows was in town. A little part of me was like, I'm so glad he's here. And he came out on stage and he waved to everybody. He looks super hot still. Tim Meadows? Yeah, Tim Meadows is so hot. Who has ever thought that Tim Meadows was hot?

03:04:56 - 03:04:56 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, no.

03:04:57 - 03:05:00 | Speaker 5:

Really? I think he's hot. You don't think he's hot? You're like...

03:05:00 - 03:05:11 | Speaker 2:

the girls that would uh think that david spade was hot i used to look at david spade and go how does he get so many hot model girlfriends and david spade's personality makes him so hot

03:05:11 - 03:05:20 | Speaker 1:

really yes oh my gosh i wouldn't say like the hairdo from the 90s or the early 2000s but like i actually think david spade is getting hotter with age oh wow

03:05:20 - 03:05:29 | Speaker 2:

This is Adam Sandler From Megan What was he singing about here?

03:05:29 - 03:05:37 | Speaker 1:

This is the Chris Farley song It's like the only serious part of the show Hold on I gotta dump

03:05:37 - 03:05:43 | Speaker 2:

I gotta dump that because Megan gave me a Dirty version of a Adam Sandler song

03:05:43 - 03:05:49 | Speaker 1:

I said that for the social media I don't know why you just decided to play it on the air I couldn't tell you it was gonna curse a lot

03:05:49 - 03:05:53 | Speaker 2:

That's alright Well does he sing the whole time Or does he do stand up

03:05:53 - 03:06:12 | Speaker 1:

So the first like 30 minutes was just straight stand up And then he starts mixing in Some singing But his singing is like Mostly comedy songs He did like Grow Old With You He did the Chris Farley song Yeah but most of them are like comedy songs And then he does stand up in between

03:06:12 - 03:06:22 | Speaker 2:

Grow Old With You is such a great song It really is Honestly I can't believe how many people I know That have used that as their wedding song Because it was from the wedding singer

03:06:22 - 03:06:33 | Speaker 1:

And he did it with a whole bunch of pictures Of him and his wife And then his kids growing up And then people growing up with him Like his fans And it was so cool

03:06:33 - 03:06:39 | Speaker 2:

But something happened to you at the show That might have been funnier than the show If it would have fully gone through

03:06:39 - 03:08:37 | Speaker 1:

So I didn't think I was going to make it to the show I think I thought I was about to end up In the hospital I saw my life flash before my eyes And before you're saying, Megan, you're so dramatic, let me tell you, I genuinely thought I was going to lose some teeth. And it's because as I was walking into LCA, there was a dad and I'm guessing his two young sons that was playing like those bucket drums outside of LCA. And they were so cute, very smart to bring the little boys because, of course, I'm going to give you money if there's kids. So I walk over to his bucket. I was going to go drop some money in it. And as I did, one of the little boys dropped his drumstick, and it was a total accident, and I fell on it. But I had already thrown the money into the bucket, and it was freezing yesterday. I was wearing, like, a puffy vest, and I had thrown my hands back into my pockets to try to keep them warm, and I started falling. And you ever do that thing where you're running, falling, and you're like, just get your feet under you so you don't smash your face? And at any point, did I think to get my hands out of my pocket to catch myself? Absolutely not. They stayed locked and loaded right in their position, not going to help out and catch me if I'm falling. And all I see is I'm bent over at the waist. I'm inches from the cobblestones. And I just keep thinking, don't break your nose. Please don't lose your teeth. please don't break your nose please don't lose your teeth you better catch yourself you idiot and i'm going and i start hearing all of these people behind me going oh everybody's slow motion yes it's happening and i swear to god in the most athletic moment of my entire life i was able to like re-get my center of gravity and thank god i didn't fall That wasn't even the worst part.

03:08:37 - 03:08:40 | Speaker 2:

What do they call that in gymnastics? You took the landing?

03:08:40 - 03:08:45 | Speaker 1:

I stuck the landing. You stuck the landing. 10 out of 10. Look at her.

03:08:45 - 03:08:49 | Speaker 2:

She's unbelievable. She stuck the landing right before she fell.

03:08:50 - 03:09:18 | Speaker 1:

Only two times I've been a doctor because essentially as soon as I got back up, this poor girl comes running up behind me and she goes, nice save, but your leggings are a little see-through. I wish I would have fallen I wish I would have fallen so people didn't notice Because teeth on the street Way more attention grabbing Than my underwear But

03:09:18 - 03:09:20 | Speaker 2:

Was it cute underwear?

03:09:20 - 03:09:21 | Speaker 1:

No

03:09:21 - 03:09:30 | Speaker 2:

So you would have rather fallen and hurt yourself Than people know What your Butt looks like

03:09:30 - 03:09:32 | Speaker 1:

Absolutely Because my butt hasn't looked good in years

03:09:32 - 03:09:39 | Speaker 2:

so so you want your your teeth to match your butt is that what you're saying suffer from

03:09:39 - 03:10:00 | Speaker 1:

the mojo frog butt he and i both have it is very is it's so unfortunate that i'm so blessed on top and so i look like a 12 year old boy from behind you could put a plank up on my back and it would hit everything i always say we should we should switch a little bit there i would much rather Honestly, I would much.

03:10:00 - 03:10:10 | Speaker 2:

I'd much rather have my butt show than have my, you know, hands broken, wrists broken, teeth broken. Angela, what's up? It's Mojo in the Morning.

03:10:11 - 03:10:16 | Speaker 5:

Hey, I'm all about David Spade, Megan. Hotter with age. Right? Hotter with age.

03:10:17 - 03:10:23 | Speaker 2:

Did you find him attractive before age? Because I always thought he looked like kind of a grease ball, but girls love him.

03:10:23 - 03:10:23 | Speaker 4:

No, it's his personality.

03:10:24 - 03:10:24 | Speaker 2:

Yeah.

03:10:24 - 03:10:26 | Speaker 4:

Personality makes him attractive. Yeah.

03:10:26 - 03:10:27 | Speaker 2:

He got so many girls.

03:10:27 - 03:10:45 | Speaker 4:

Like I said in The Dirty, that's my Bill Hader. Like, Bill Hader, you wouldn't look at him if he wasn't, I don't know. Yeah. If he didn't have the personality he had, you wouldn't find him hot. You know where I fell in love with him? That's why Dad named you Joe Dart and said, no, no, biker. Joe Dart, biker. Great movie.

03:10:45 - 03:10:52 | Speaker 2:

Joe Deerte. Great movie. Jen, what's up? It's Mojo in the Morning. Megan went to Adam Sandler last night. What's going on?

03:10:52 - 03:10:55 | Speaker 6:

Good morning, everybody. How are you? Good morning. We're good.

03:10:55 - 03:10:55 | Speaker 2:

What's happening?

03:10:56 - 03:11:27 | Speaker 6:

Good. I just had to text in when you guys were talking about David Spade, because I have this uncanny knowledge of rumors about various celebrities and their endowments. And David Spade is rumored to be packing some serious heat. Really? You know what? He gives me BDE. Oh, well, according to, I mean, look at his stable. He's had Heather Lockley around mine forever and ever back in the day when she was her own number. I think Laura Flynn Boyle. Like, he's had some really hot broads, and everybody's playing, what's going on? And then it came out, yeah, he's got a hammer.

03:11:27 - 03:11:30 | Speaker 2:

He's had as hot of girls as John Mayer has.

03:11:31 - 03:11:36 | Speaker 6:

Exactly. I mean, everybody likes to laugh, but in the end, you need something to follow through with, if you know what I mean.

03:11:36 - 03:11:41 | Speaker 4:

First of all, David Spade is hotter than John Mayer, hands down. That's not even close. I don't agree with you there.

03:11:42 - 03:11:52 | Speaker 2:

David Spade's girlfriends, ready? Naya Rivera, Heather Locklear, Julie Bowen, you know, from Modern Family.

03:11:53 - 03:11:54 | Speaker 6:

And Happy Gilmore.

03:11:54 - 03:12:18 | Speaker 2:

Laura Fleming Boyle. let's see here oh Cameron or Carmen Electra Nicolette Sheridan Jillian Barbary let's go down this list here Caitlin Carter wait a second it says that he dated Tara Reid and also dated Ellen DeGeneres he dated Ellen DeGeneres

03:12:18 - 03:12:19 | Speaker 6:

no way

03:12:19 - 03:12:20 | Speaker 2:

that's what it says

03:12:20 - 03:12:23 | Speaker 6:

he scared her he scared her to the other side

03:12:23 - 03:12:32 | Speaker 4:

Well wait You said you had a knowledge of celebrities That were well endowed Do you have any other that made the list on either big Or small

03:12:32 - 03:12:56 | Speaker 6:

I've heard both For Leo DiCaprio It was rumored, the hammer And then Amber's like, mm-mm And totally selfish, by the way Which is no surprise But there's like a club out there So everybody knows about Liam Neeson Arnold Schwarzenegger surprised me because of all the, you know, working out and whatnot. Wait, I don't know this.

03:12:56 - 03:13:00 | Speaker 5:

It's not a tumor. I thought that stuff only affected the grapes.

03:13:01 - 03:13:12 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, so it's good to know. So, yeah, he's, you know, Arnold. And, yeah, so it usually just comes up when I'm watching movies, and I'll say, you know, and my husband will say, yes, honey, that's all you have to say.

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Thank you for the call, Jen. We love you.

03:13:17 - 03:13:18 | Speaker 6:

You've got it. You guys have a great day.

03:13:18 - 03:13:24 | Speaker 2:

All right, take care of yourself. All right. We should actually have Jen be your official Dirty correspondent

03:13:24 - 03:13:26 | Speaker 4:

Yeah like when we want to know about somebody

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Like if we ever start wondering We'll call up, she'll be like encyclopedia Jen or Wicca Jen Eat to eat Jen I was going to get into another topic but I don't think I have enough time and I think there's a couple trending stories That I don't know if necessarily our listeners Were listening earlier this morning To hear you talk about First off, can I talk about this one? there's another tiktok challenge that to me is idiotic again and unfortunately you've got to tell your kids about this especially knowing that this kid who did it and it was a an ohio kid that this kid died listen to to this one it's now the benadryl challenge on tiktok have you guys

03:14:10 - 03:14:16 | Speaker 1:

heard about that no this morning new warnings about the benadryl challenge on tiktok after

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the death of a 13 year old in Ohio. I'm going to do everything I can to try to make sure another

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child doesn't go through it. In the dangerous stunt users take 12 to 14 pills of the antihistamine Benadryl in hopes of hallucinating. Jacob Stevens tried it with friends filming but instead of

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hallucinating his body started seizing. They kind of just all come at one time and it was too much

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for his body. The family sharing this graphic image of Jacob in the hospital so others can see firsthand what the challenge did to him. Our worst day of my life. He was on a ventilator for six days before doctors determined he would never wake up.

03:14:55 - 03:14:59 | Speaker 5:

No brain scan. There was nothing there. He said we could keep him on the vent.

03:15:00 - 03:15:11 | Speaker 2:

you know he could lay there like that but he will never open his eyes he will never breathe on his own do anything like that smile he'll never walk talk the fda has warned about

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the challenge saying it can lead to serious heart problems seizures coma or even death and has encouraged parents to lock up the drug a search for the challenge on tick tock today shows no videos instead directing you to a resource page with info on substance abuse it's crazy

03:15:27 - 03:15:36 | Speaker 2:

I mean, talk to your kids about it because, you know, they hear about it. They hear about people doing it. And then they say, well, I'm going to do it and I'll be fine.

03:15:37 - 03:15:40 | Speaker 3:

They're just not thinking about all of the complications that can happen from it.

03:15:40 - 03:16:13 | Speaker 2:

This became a topic this morning. You should go back and listen to the podcast of it to hear what our listeners had to think about. Is there an etiquette to cleaning up after your kids? Did you hear the story about the Toronto Blue Jays player? And actually, he's a Michigan guy, too. Anthony Bass, who pitches for the Toronto Blue Jays. His wife is the sister of Jesse James Decker. And she, his wife, was on a plane. She's pregnant.

03:16:13 - 03:16:14 | Speaker 3:

She was by herself.

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And she's 22 weeks with her two toddler daughters. They were flying on a United Airlines flight. United Airlines, as a snack, had popcorn. and before she got off the flight she says that a United Airlines flight attendant came up to her and told her that she had to clean up the popcorn mess from the kids eating it and made her get down on her hands and knees to clean up the popcorn mess. Now she says that they were forced into doing this which caused her pitcher MLB husband to go on to Twitter and complain about this causing for a little bit of a debate. It got a lot of people to chime in on this. And his tweet was, my 22-week pregnant wife traveling with my 5-year-old and 2-year-old. I ended up having to get down on her hands and knees to pick up popcorn. Are you kidding me? People actually were kind of divided on this, with some people saying that you should clean up after your kids, and others saying you pay enough as far as an airline ticket goes.

03:17:21 - 03:17:27 | Speaker 3:

they can clean up after you vacuum after after everybody leaves the plane we kind of went around

03:17:27 - 03:17:31 | Speaker 2:

the room and we talked about this and i think that the people who had kids kind of sympathized a

03:17:31 - 03:17:34 | Speaker 3:

little bit but then you know but also it's part of being a parent yeah you can't just let your

03:17:34 - 03:17:49 | Speaker 2:

kids but but we also are not slobs except for maybe mike maybe maybe mike is when ali's not around right mike your wife you uh you should see this studio right now it is filthy uh you can actually listen to the podcast of us talking about it and the comments that were made even a

03:17:49 - 03:17:51 | Speaker 3:

Very interesting comment.

03:17:51 - 03:19:03 | Speaker 2:

Comment from somebody that actually works at the airport that does cleaning made a comment about that. Okay, question for you. And this could be a topic, but it might be too late to get a call. Maybe you can try and see if you can get through at 844-MOJO-LIVE. Question would be, what did you hide and where did you hide it? Strangest thing you've hid and where did you hide it? Because did you hear the story about the person that hid a handgun in a quesadilla? So a traffic stop happened in Mississippi that led to the discovery of a gun inside a Taco Bell food item. The officers stopped a vehicle for a traffic violation. And during the stop, the passenger, Devin P. Mitchell, hit a handgun inside a folded quesadilla in a Taco Bell bag. Officers then carried out a search of the vehicle, finding a distribution amount of methamphetamines, liquid heroin, and other drug paraphernalia, and a handgun in between the tortilla with cheese all over it.

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First, it doesn't even fit. This reminds me of when my kids played hide and seek, and they'd go behind the curtains, and their feet would stick out the bottom. Like, we can see you. I don't know.

03:19:16 - 03:19:25 | Speaker 2:

It's not a good hiding spot. I mean, if he didn't have all the other drug paraphernalia, which is why he's hiding the gun, right, probably. But if he didn't have all the other drug paraphernalia, would he have gotten away with it?

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No. You can see it.

03:19:28 - 03:19:34 | Speaker 2:

Can you imagine the thought process, too? Like, he's freaking out. He's looking all over, and he's like, ah, ah, ah.

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Thank God I got a quesadilla, not a soft taco.

03:19:36 - 03:19:59 | Speaker 2:

Here's a question for you. maybe if you had like a foot long from like subway or something like that it would have been easier to do it like what fast food item could you have hid that gun in and the visual of this will get you today uh it's alligator season in florida and an alligator bites off a man's leg at a florida rv park and is later

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Thank you.

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spotted swimming around the canal with the foot hanging out of its mouth.

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Oh, my God.

03:20:08 - 03:20:19 | Speaker 7:

Is that not insane? Honestly, would you not want to witness that? I would want to witness that. No. I think that would be an amazing thing to witness. Hold on. Here's a new story for you.

03:20:22 - 03:20:31 | Speaker 3:

Florida Fish and Wildlife officials trapped and killed these two gators after an alligator bite at the Great Outdoors RV and Golf Resort on Winsong Way in Brevard County.

03:20:32 - 03:20:41 | Speaker 2:

Basically, it's in an area where the gators lay on the back there kind of readily. It's only about 15 feet between the house and the water.

03:20:41 - 03:20:56 | Speaker 3:

It's believed the big one there attacked a 72-year-old Titusville man. When trappers caught the gator, it still had a human foot in its mouth. The victim was airlifted to Holmes Regional Medical Center. This resident and former paramedic heard the ambulances coming in.

03:20:56 - 03:21:07 | Speaker 1:

You know, they did get the leg. It was with the gator that they know bit him. So they've gotten both gators that were in that pond, which they have to do, unfortunately. But it's, you know, it's what has to be done.

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Both residents shared pictures and video exclusively with West 2 News.

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Boy, could you imagine witnessing that? Oh, my gosh. I mean, I will tell you that alligators scare the crap out of me. Like, sharks are scary. Oh, yeah. But alligators, like, sneak up on you. It's crazy. Hold on. Misfit Victor would like to comment on the hiding a gun in the quesadilla story. What's that, Victor?

03:21:37 - 03:21:40 | Speaker 9:

Would that quesadilla then have guacamole in it?

03:21:42 - 03:21:46 | Speaker 7:

Oh, Victor. That was actually pretty good. Mojo? Yes.

03:21:46 - 03:21:55 | Speaker 9:

Mojo, the guy who lost his leg in a gator accident, they just report on news that he used to always wear gator shoes. You know what?

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No, no, no, no. You could have ended on the Glockamole. That would have been. You could have actually ended on the Glockamole. It would have been much better. Okay. Goodbye, Victor. We'll talk to you later, Mr. Victor. Love you guys. Have a blessed day. All right. You too. Have a blessed day. That does it for today. Have a great one. What would you guys say this morning? I know we'll have this in our post show meeting We always talk about like different things What would you guys say was Your highlight of the morning show That people should go back and listen to the podcast of War of the Roses

03:22:26 - 03:22:31 | Speaker 6:

The six on sex With the aunt and the mom

03:22:31 - 03:22:48 | Speaker 7:

I thought that was good Actually I thought that honestly The beginning of the show When Shannon was talking about Watching that second season of Sex Life While all the neighbor people Are walking by and that she's on the neighborhood Facebook page.

03:22:48 - 03:22:53 | Speaker 6:

I thought your panties on a stick story was funny. Not my panties. Not my panties. Someone else's panties.

03:22:55 - 03:23:11 | Speaker 7:

Wouldn't that be funny? We should DNA test the panties to find out who panties are. I promise you they're not mine. Coming up tomorrow on 95 News, we will actually have the person whose panties they belong to. All right, have a great day.

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The poo-poo panties.

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We will see you tomorrow morning For more Mojo in the Morning, more Mojo podcast is also today. We'll have that up for you. Have a great day. Thanks for listening.

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