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mojo let me take y'all back to the beginning this is it all right are you ready you're listening to

mojo in the morning you're a doo-doo hack It's Mojo in the Morning Show. So, Kev, you were what? You were out at, was it?

I got a little neighborhood bar I go to, a little pub.

Okay. Kevin feels like he was getting, I don't know, you felt like you were kind of feeling this girl that was there that you were talking to.

Yeah, I'm at the bar. I'm sitting down. I got my little Hennessy, my little Coke, chilling, nice day, vibing. in walks in a nice young lady sits to my left you know check her out okay she's an attractive person i don't immediately hit on her and start talking to her let her get comfortable right she get her little drink i'm saying how you doing what's going on let's meet you i'm kevin what you doing then in my mind the conversation is flowing really well it's a little flirtation happening cool finish my drink i'm ready to go i'm about to sit at the bra all day i'm gonna get out of here you mind if i grab your number she's like i'm married i'm like okay well i'm like that's not wearing a ring i mean you didn't notice she showed it but like i wasn't looking at her she came on my left so you know what i'm saying so it wasn't like where she flashing it or whatever the case may be so yeah didn't get the number i'll leave talking to my best friend who i love so much telling her about the thing she was like i guarantee you she wasn't really married she just wasn't feeling you really and in my mind i'm like well that's crazy because we were flirting it seemed like she was feeling me why would she lie about being married my best friend said this is something that women will do if women don't want to get hit on that day or that night or whatever the case may be sometimes they'll wear a wedding ring they got a fake wedding ring whatever the case may be that they'll put on their finger just when they want to go out and have a

good time so men don't notice the wedding ring at first right so you thought maybe there wasn't a wedding ring there in the beginning but the wedding ring then suddenly appeared towards the

i mean when she said i'm married then i like look at the wedding ring see her hand i'm like yeah she

had one on so you think that she might have put it on in the middle of the conversation or you

just didn't recognize i just didn't i wasn't looking at her left hand and seeing a wedding

ring like that do people do this do do people uh do girls do this shannon where they uh the only

time that i could remember either myself or like a friend friends did this was when we were like just graduated from college and we would pretend it was somebody's bachelorette party so we could skip a line to get into a bar or a club or something, but never in a situation like me, I mean, I probably have used the excuse just to have somebody leave me alone before, but

But that's not a thing to like, weird thing If I wasn't interested in you, I wouldn't have sat there and flirted with you for an hour.

Right, and engaged in conversation just at the end to be like, I'm married.

I have a totally different theory about that situation, by the way. I think she sat there and flirted with you and enjoyed her time with you and didn't anticipate you asking for her number, and then she was like, uh-oh, I actually am married.

Evelyn, hi. Do you or any of the girls that you're friends with ever pull out a fake wedding ring when you don't want a guy talking to you?

Yeah, so we just said we're gay.

That's easier than having a fake wedding ring around.

One of us is like, don't talk to my girl.

Oh, really? Wow. Have you had to do this a lot?

Yes, a lot.

That's it.

A lot. It is. It can be with Shannon's dad, too, because maybe she was just enjoying the conversation because by nature, I'm a flirt, and my husband knows this. So I flirted, but not on purpose. So she was probably just doing it on accident or she knew what she was doing. I don't know.

Interesting. Yeah. A lot of times I would think sometimes, you know, even married women like to get a drink bought for them. You didn't buy anything for her? No. What's up? What's up, Amanda? Hi.

Hi. I actually used to do this. I had a whole collection of different rings because I worked at a bar.

Yeah.

You worked at a bar and I didn't want customers to hit on me and then like have regulars come back all the time. I just wanted them to leave me alone and just tip me accordingly.

Okay. So you would actually pull out the ring that matched the outfit, or how would you decide which one is the ring you were going to use?

I just had a collection of different ones that I liked, and I would just pick a different one every day if I wanted.

Okay. She's running around with infinity stones. I like it. And these are all fake ones, right? They're not, I mean, these are.

Yeah, that was before I was married. Yeah, I had a whole collection of fake ones. This is crazy.

Okay. All right. Interesting. What's up, Nicole? How you doing?

Doing good. How are you?

Good. This is a thing, huh?

It is. Well, it's not anymore. I'm married now. But back in the day, when I'd go out to the bar with my friends, if I didn't feel like getting hit on, I had what I called a creeper ring in my zipper part of my wallet. And I just would slip it on.

The creeper ring. And so you would slide it on in hopes that that person would notice it and then stop ever talking to you?

right? Yes, correct.

Olivia is back here saying hi. Hi, Olivia.

By the way, I don't think this works for guys because I think guys that are with rings get hit on almost more than guys that don't have rings. Because I think they seem more safe. I'm sorry, Nicole. Were you going to say something about Olivia?

Oh, I was going to say that Olivia, Shannon, you are Olivia's favorite because you guys share a birthday. She's always rooting for you on Fridays. That's awesome. And Dolly Parton.

And Dolly Parton's birthday.

That's a tough birthday, too, because a January birthday is a tough one after the holidays. What's up, Michelle? Hi.

Hey, good morning. Yeah, I used to tell people I was gay when I worked bartending jobs also in Grand Rapids. That's how I met my husband. And he still tells people to this day that I told him I was a lesbian. and he was stumped, but he didn't give up, obviously. We're together now.

See, that's a better excuse to me because a lot of guys or girls wouldn't care even if you said you were married.

Right, and now that I am married, he kind of got me out of the bar scene. Now I just work in some fancy restaurant.

I thought you were going to say, now that I am married, I am gay. um hold on uh kagan what's up kagan uh first time long time

hey so i think why would she fake being married with a fake wedding ring and go through that whole flirting with you yep if her wedding ring was fake i don't quite understand that i think it

probably just more friendly and you probably took it as flirting and yeah or she was actually flirting and then just really not too far yeah yeah i mean i think as a married person sitting

at a bar sometimes just being friendly with somebody feels good you know what i mean like

it's not like you're gonna do anything completely normal yeah it's completely normal we're all

then you know i've also that's beautiful i've also heard from people though that married people want to still know that they got it yes or that people still find them attractive and willing to be pursued and they enjoy that absolutely what's up misfit nicole what's happening

hey good morning good morning what's going on nicole okay so like

i have a different theory i think she may have been testing the waters like she may have been feeling kevin through like i'm married to see if kevin would be like well so what's that got to do with me because some men you will say to them you're married they don't care so she could have been saying she's married to see if kevin was willing to keep it on the down low but he wasn't He was like, oh, hard pass.

So she knew what she was doing. Yeah, that part of my life is over. I only mess with one married woman one time back in the day. I never do that again. What happened? I didn't hear this story. I can't. Y'all got my mind. I can't say certain things on air. But we was in the backseat, and I tasted her elbows. If you remember what we talked about earlier. I know. And what happened?

That was it. And when she was ass, she can't.

No, no, no. She wasn't ass.

She's not talking about actual elbows.

Did her husband ever appear and want to beat your ass? No, no, no.

This was at Quicken, work party. Oh, really? After the party.

And what got you to not ever do the married thing?

I was brought up in church, bro. You can't do that. That's sacred. You can't break nobody's balls.

But you knew, though, that she was married. Yeah.

I didn't care that night.

That was the day that the devil on the one shoulder got through you.

I was young and drunk.

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Mojo in the Morning. Shannon, we'd like to have listeners call us up who have ever ruined the company car.

Oh, I'm not even just going to say car. Just company property.

Company property.

Let's really open the floodgates here.

If you've ever ruined something at work, what did you mess up? Because she messed something up here.

I love the smile on your face. So I drive a car that is so graciously part of the endorsement that I have with Moran Automotive. So I endorse Moran Buick GMC and Taylor and Brian Moran and his team basically say, hey, because you are a client of ours, we are going to let you we are going to trust you with one of our brand new vehicles because we want you to drive it. and talk about it and tell people, you know, how much you love it, if you actually indeed love it, which I do. I'm right now driving a GMC Acadia Denali. Truly love this car. Well, the problem is I am not a great driver. And that was proven over the weekend when I went to Costco, specifically Costco in Madison Heights, and was going through the parking lot trying to find parking. And I rounded the curb and you know where I was. I was trying to get around the gas station part of the parking lot to go to the other side of the parking lot and all of a sudden I hit something. Hope you brought your Costco card because you're about to get involved. And not only was I up on the curb but it was the curb with the big boulders on it and so my car does not look very nice on the passenger side right now. Wow.

Do you blame the Costco for this, or do you blame your bad driving? Because Costco parking lots are very tough to navigate in.

Okay, they are.

People pulling in and out of everywhere. That's every parking lot. No, the carts are way too big. They're oversized. People pulling in. You never know if there's going to be a spot open or not open down an aisle.

All things are very true.

Those big rocks, what do they need a big rock there for? That's not decorative. That's to ruin your car.

I texted Brian right away, and I said, okay, please don't hate me. I had a little incident. It was me versus the curb at Costco, and I sent him the picture. And he said, why would I hate you? I blame Costco. And I thought, okay, because this is, you know, they are very, very nice and kind to give me this vehicle, and I did not.

He is way too nice to him.

I did not treat it way too nice. way i showed up but i it was not like i was trying to go up in the book okay so here's the thing i

put how many cars has this been now for you uh ruining of his because you i think i'm four for four oh my god you've done she's done this a bunch like this is not a but let's be real you're not

gonna have a car for a year or two or three and not have anything happen to it has he ever thought

of having you not just endorse moran uh you know automotive uh what is it gmc is that what you said or gm buick gmc has he ever thought of having you endorse their body shop too i have used it

many times and i can speak very highly of how fast they are with the car why would like that's a

that's a missed opportunity on his part

because you do get into a lot of action. Or how about we're State Farm Insurance or one of these insurance companies.

I think I have Progressive. Okay, there you go. I think I have Progressive. So I posted, somebody heard me say this the other day because I did very quickly mention it in my commercial the other day. And I think I even shouted out the exact Costco and a listener sent me this photo, same spot, same Costco. Look at her Tahoe.

up on the actual boulder. Like, up on it. No, you shouldn't be hitting that. Those boulders are way too close to the curb. They should not be on the curb.

But if you go over the curb, that's where you are.

Those boulders need to be further back. The question is, why are you on the curb?

Because that turn is so tight.

So then you back up, and then you pull forward.

But you also don't see it right there, I'm sure.

Do you understand that prior to the promotion that we did where we were giving away the, what did we give away, a Traverse or whatever I think it was, right, that we just recently gave away? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yes, we did. Prior to doing that, Shannon was begging this particular advertiser, Brian Moran, to give her a bigger vehicle.

I asked for a Yukon.

He wanted a Denali.

And he did mention that as part of the conversation. He said, see, even a Yukon wouldn't have helped you here.

Yeah. And by the way.

And I said, but at least I would have looked cooler up on that.

I think he's smart. I think he's smart not to give you anything bigger than what you got. You should actually be driving whatever the smallest version of a vehicle is. What's going on, Courtney? Hi.

Hi, how are you?

Good. How did you ruin the company car?

One morning, I was getting ready for work, and I hear this loud crash. A woman had came around the corner, nailed my car that was parked in front of my house. She's like, oh, the sun got in my eyes. I didn't see it.

See, that's not you ruining it, though.

That's somebody else. No, she did. Right. She did ruin it. But then I also got, I would get called. I drove 696 every day, and I'm a rage driver, so I would get calls when I work, like, oh, I need to complain about this car number, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, okay, thank you. We'll definitely handle it. It was always my car.

Do they have a thing on your car that says, how's my driving?

No, but there's a phone number and a car number, so people would just call that. Yeah, and I'm like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry. They're like, the person was flipping me off and swearing at me, and I was like, oh, my.

And that's you. By the way, if you've got your company's name on that car, which we should have that on Shannon's vehicle, they should put their logo on the side of it because it's incredible advertising to see Shannon up on a curb staying there. It's like a billboard. Yeah. What's up, Day? Hi.

Hey, good morning. Morning. What up? Not much. So this was a few years ago. I was in South Carolina. We worked on a flight line, and they had evacuated all of the aircraft for a hurricane that came through. Yeah. And so we were going out to make sure all the gear and the flight line was good for all the aircraft to come back. And my buddy was driving, and they had just installed cameras in the vehicles. and so they caught the whole thing on camera we ran into some poles that were around the gear and it was like fifteen thousand dollars and then they went to go look at the footage and my boss was sitting there laughing he's like your reaction your facial expression was priceless he's like you just look like you were falling out of the sky i don't think it really felt like we were falling

out of the sky oh my god and what what did wait what did you do in san diego what was your job

um so i'm in the military so we were uh evacuating all the flights uh all the aircraft uh so that

they could come back after the uh did have any pilots ever i wonder ruined a plane on an accident i wonder if that's happened before oh yeah it happens oh yeah like aircraft carrier

stuff like you're talking about right no this is like an actual airfield like an airfield okay

because I've been in San Diego before and they have like those aircraft carriers I wonder if the guy that drives the aircraft carrier has ever like bumped into a rocket Costco what's up Susan hi

good morning

Susan you are the Shannon of your company what did you do

I have totaled two company vehicles

Shannon what kind of work do you do I'm an exterminator oh my gosh they're going to keep you from ever driving those vehicles. How did you do it?

One of them was a traffic backup on 75 in Hazel Park. I rear-ended somebody and then got rear-ended three times. And then the other one was on 75 in Flint.

just stopped oh and you weren't paying attention and i was behind her what's the uh the pest control

company shout them out uh pronto pest management here you go and you're still employed yes and

you're the reason free advertising you're the reason why their insurance has just gone up um man that's crazy how about this one von works for ford please tell me you didn't wreck

like new vehicles did you so all right yeah kind of so like i was in a i was in a pickup truck parking lot and it's it's a bunch of pickups lined in here but it's only one lane and i got a i got a passenger bus it's a 25 passenger bus so i'm trying to do it i'm trying to turn around i'm trying to turn around so i can see the parking lot and my bumper it caught the front bumper of one of the pickups and it ripped it off so then i got out i looked at the bus the bus bumper it was bent out it was making an egg so i took the bus and i uh i bagged the bus up against one of them big industrial garbage cans i folded my buffers back in place you used it to push it back that's smart that's great i folded it they never even noticed and then somebody else got blamed

for that pickup truck that pickup truck oh my god we had a situation with our old radio station uh vehicles that somebody wrecked it and left it for somebody else to get blamed for the thing and the boss came in and was like wait a second that's crazy and then looked at the video camera to see who pulled it into the parking lot and noticed who it was that pulled in and they this is how you know you wrecked it on the camera you could see them walk to see the damage and go shaking their heads and then walk away and try to act like they didn't do it. How about somebody who drives a city bus for a living? Candace, are you there?

Yes. Hi, Candace.

Candace, what did you do to the city bus?

Candace on the phone!

So, I used to work for D-Dot and I didn't want to go to work this day but I went anyway, so, you know, they like, go get your bus out to Bay. So, you know, I hop on my bus like, oh, I can make that. Came through the bay, knocked the mirror off the other bus. They're like, oh, you got to go to the clinic. I'm like, man.

I don't know how you guys in those buses don't, you know, nail everything because you're driving so close to everything with those. That's crazy.

You got people that just jump out and they don't care. Car door swinging open and everything.

Oh, man.

Candace Bush.

Wash out. Yeah. You know what I've always wanted to do? And I don't know, has anybody ever done this? Has anybody ever rented a car, bought the insurance, and purposely wrecked the vehicle?

Why would you do that?

Just for the fun of it. That's not fun? You never wanted to do that? To be a crash dummy? Buy the insurance and then just go, I'm sorry.

I've wrecked a rental car before and did not have the insurance.

And you had to put it on your own insurance, right?

Can I tell you something? Nothing ever happened from that.

Really?

Nothing ever. Like, I never got charged, and this was probably, God, now 15 years ago at least.

I had a window crack, and they came after me for a window that cracked.

Keep changing your name. I want to hit them. That's what I do. I want to do a rage room, but do it with a car and a sledgehammer. I would enjoy that. Take a sledgehammer to a car, that'd be fun.

Do you know that we're giving away a brand new car in our summer of cars, cash, and gas, courtesy of Gordon Chevrolet? I don't know if they'll necessarily let you rage on any of those. Maybe the person who wins their car that they're going to get rid of.

That'll be fine.

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Oh, don't even say it.

Mike, I've been very good to my Gordon Chevrolet vehicles.

I've been very good to mine.

I don't do the shenanigans that Shannon does. Aren't you happy you have me as your voice?

The one-armed wheel man.

You got Shannon over there driving him into frickin' rocks.

shannon she hides your crazy well this is mojo in the morning all right it is mojo in the morning

so this is actually something that i didn't know if i could talk about but i'm going to talk about it uh i we were chelsea and i were invited to a wedding and i think i'll be okay because i'm not going to make fun of it i'm going to be very calm about this uh chelsea and i were invited to

a wedding and it's the first time in the history of my existence on this planet that I have ever been invited to a theme wedding. So I've always been invited to weddings. Some of them are dressier than others. I've had one that was a black tie. Many of them actually kind of low key backyard, you know, you can dress in shorts and hang out. And then this one is actually a theme and you'll never guess what the theme is because you'll never believe that I would ever dress like this. Medieval. It's medieval times. For real? Yes. So they, I guess, are kind of into this couple. It's actually friends of ours' kids. They're kids that's getting married. And they go to, what's the thing called? Medieval times.

Oh no, the Renaissance Festival, I bet.

They go to a Renaissance Festival? Oh God, I would not be into this. It's Renaissance Festival uh hookup that led to they're doing a medieval themed wedding and all i keep thinking to myself the entire time is oh my god are they gonna dress up and have like swords and that's low-key kind of fire and you know uh talk in the is the is the minister gonna say hear ye hear ye you know

and things like that i love a good party and i love a good theme for a party i don't know why in my head, I don't think weddings should not be

themed. Because it's so against the grain of what we know. I love it though. You do? If this is their thing, like imagine it's like intentional where their first date was at Medieval Times. Because if you sit out at the reception for their first date? Was at the Renaissance Festival. Oh, this is perfect. Imagine at the reception, you talk about food, they bring out a super big turkey leg and come out of it. I want them to go all the way there. I just want them

to call her a wench. Does this wench thing but it's interesting because i was telling chelsea i'm like all right we're not going to this and she's like even like halloween i hate it i actually i don't mind halloween but i don't like it when it gets to be so serious like people get so serious about their costumes to a point where they spend more money on their costumes than they do on their rent you know okay and so but okay so let me go back a little bit i'll rewind so our son's getting married so i said to chelsea I said, what would you do if Joe and Alyssa talked about having a Star Wars theme or worse, a Disney-themed wedding? Because these guys live at Disney. They live, you know, in Tampa, but they drive to Orlando all the time. Yeah. And it's honestly at a point where I'm thinking I got to have an intervention.

Okay, wait, I would go to a Disney-themed wedding. Come on, where you would have to dress up as a different, like pick a character and come.

That would be fun. Because you know the only character that the dad of the groom would be? I'd be Shrek.

That's not Disney.

Or it could be Darth Vader. It's Pixar, isn't it?

No, Disney bought them. Yeah, Disney has them.

But then I'd have to be Pluto. It could be Obi-Wan Kenobi. Or, hold on a second. Is Goofy here with us right now? Of course, they're Mojo. God. By the way, you lost your cool factor when you started doing that impersonation.

I'm still with Josiah Love, and that's all that matters.

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665. Happy birthday! 844-665-6548. Is this theme thing, like, has anybody ever been to one, and is it going to be fun to do? I'm with it. You are?

I am. Imagine there is a NBA player that marries a WNB player, and they both wear their jerseys, the bride and grooms, and, man, they have their jerseys on.

But nobody who's attending the wedding then has to dress up, right? Everybody got to dress up in your favorite jersey. Oh, okay. Let's have some fun.

As long as I can wear the warm-up pants that I can rip right off when I get out of the dance floor. That's why you say I do. You just rip them off. Hey, David, what's up? We're talking about themed weddings.

What's going on, man? So it was like about a week ago. I seen someone on my Snapchat had a Detroit Lions themed wedding. Okay.

That actually is interesting. Like if you have the wedding during a lion's season and everybody wears a lion's jersey or something, that's not bad. See, that would be more.

I don't know. I'm a huge fan, but I don't think I would go that far.

But you know what, though? I'd rather do that than medieval, right? Than dressing up in Renaissance stuff.

I don't know, bro.

Get a chest plate.

What's up, Craig? What's going on? Hi.

Good morning, Trucker Craig here. Mojo, with your height and size, if you do not take advantage of dressing up like the ogre.

I got to be the ogre? Yes. God. I want to be the dragon. I want to dress up. What would happen if all of a sudden I'm like, Chelsea, we're the dragon. I'll be the back end. You be the front end. What's going on? How you doing, Angel? I'm doing great. How are you? Good. Now, this is the kind of wedding I want to go to. What was your theme wedding?

A cannabis-themed wedding. Now, is all the food, like, got, you know, pot in it?

Well, we had three bars. We had an alcohol bar, a taco bar, and then a weed bar. Wow. And on the invitations, we made sure that everyone knew not to bring their children because it was in the decorations, my hair, the flowers, all of it.

That's cool. Wow. Was the cake, like, in a shape of something? Like, what was the cake in the shape of?

It was a regular wedding cake. I made the cake myself because I'm a baker and candy maker. And candlestick maker, too? It was a regular candy. Yes. It actually was, yes. And the cake was a regular theme, a regular cake, but I had pot leaves all over it, candy pot leaves.

Oh, my God. Where did you have this at?

It was in the backyard of my father's house.

Wow.

With the laws that have to be on private property, yes.

And is your father's basement one of those basements where they actually have the glow lights in the middle of the night?

no my he doesn't have a basement so no he was nice to let me have it at his house but no he

no he does not partake like that wow what a wedding that's cool that would be amazing can you imagine how long it took him to get down the aisle all right guys come on the song's still

rolling darren what's up so i got it at joe's wedding joe is gonna be dressed up as luke and you're gonna be dressed up as darth vader you know what that because joe is such a star

wars nut that would actually be kind of funny could you imagine that if the groomsmen walk in

like the troopers oh my god yes so hey happy birthday mojo thanks buddy i appreciate it if

you hit up joe hit up joe and tell him he's got to have a themed wedding it will drive his mom nuts what's going on anthony what was the friend's theme wedding uh my friend had a wwe themed wedding

How do you dress up for that? Him and his wife had dressed up as Macho Man and Miss Elizabeth. No, you did not.

Did they get married in a ring?

No, they didn't, but they used his theme music to walk out to. Oh, my God.

That's great.

Could you imagine if, like, all of a sudden, and I saw this with another thing, but I saw that one of the guys, one of the actual wrestlers, professional wrestlers, was at a friend's wedding and took the chair out and got hit over the back with a chair. You know how they do that? I saw it recently. I can't remember who the wrestler was, but it was so funny. Their friends were all loving it. What's up, Elisa?

Oh, Eliza.

Eliza, I screwed up. I'm sorry.

That's fine. If it's going to be a Disney-themed wedding, you've got to be Jabba the Hutt. Oh, my God. That's insane.

Do you know who that is? Is Jabba the hairy one? No, he's a fat-ass one. Oh, thank you. You know what? Get off my phone, Eliza. Get out of here.

That's crazy.

You know that I'll be.

This is what she said.

I'll be. Oh, yeah. Thank you. That is great. Thank you. I dislike. She's banned from calling the show. That's crazy. Poncho's friend had a wedding on Halloween, and it was just to dress up, like, for Halloween, huh?

Yes. They had a Halloween-themed wedding, and I went as David S. Pumpkins from SNL, the black suit with the pumpkins all over it. Oh, that's cool.

So was it, you could dress up as anything or it had to be Halloween type theme?

Whatever you wanted to dress up as.

Okay, see, now that's not bad. Like I have a Halloween costume party with your wedding would be great. And I think this year, Halloween's falling on the weekend. So that's actually pretty cool. That's a great idea. Yeah, I like it. And October's a big month for weddings, yeah?

Do the medieval times, bro. Dress up. It's gonna be fire. Especially if they had that lady that talk to the other ladies dirty when she makes them drink. She's like, take it, you little whore. You ever seen that lady? Yeah. She gotta be there. It's just, to me, it's kind of

be... Sounds like you need to be there. The weirdest part is these people are like ultra-Catholics too. Like, it's gonna be kind of funny because isn't it like all card readers and all the rest of that stuff that are there? You gotta

take the rosary beads Lydia just gave you.

Yeah. Let's spray some holy water all over the place. Those are rosary beads, right? Yes. Yeah. Oh, okay. I didn't know if they were.

They were blessed by the pulp.

They were. You were the mistress before being the girlfriend? Oh, that'll work. Another world-famous War of the Roses happens at 740 on Mojo in the Morning.

It's time for more Mojo.

Back to Mojo in the Morning. Kevin did a very nice thing after the funeral yesterday. After his uncle's funeral, they were all getting together and hanging out. Kevin actually bought something. He bought ice cream for everybody. The ice cream man came by.

Listen, I was about to leave. Josiah and I are going out to the car. Some of my cousins were coming out to the car also. And obviously, you just don't get in the car and leave. You stand in the driveway. You talk for another 10 minutes. So as we were chatting, I looked to my left.

Oh, it still makes me happy.

Bro, I couldn't believe it. It's the first ice cream truck I probably have seen in years. Oh, really? Years. The only time I see an ice cream truck, honestly, is in my grandma's hood if we not on the ice cream truck ourselves passing it out. Yeah. So I see the ice cream truck. I'm like, oh, man, this is nostalgic. They coming down the street. I tell my mans, hold on, hold on, hold on. Come to the thing, feeling like a baller. You know what I'm saying? I'm like, what y'all want? Everybody gets something. Come here, Joe. Come here, Lano. Start asking the whole group. Go inside, see your grandma. My mama wants some, too. So I have a four-year-old cousin, Wayne. I'm like, Wayne, what you want? He points to the Sonic. He likes the Sonic. Oh, with the gumballs as the ice?

$4. I'm telling you, it's not 75 cents like it used to be.

Inflation in the cream market. So he get his little Sonic. Boom. Pay to God. He had cash out, luckily, upgraded. Cash at him. Wayne's mom, who's my cousin, comes up to the, I was going to say the register, comes up to the window he's like excuse me sir um can we have another one the guy's like what's going on she's like the ice cream is falling off the stick it's about the fog he looking like what you want me to do she like it's falling off the stick so he gives her a spoon i'm like okay literally as she turns after giving wayne the ice cream it falls out of his hand onto the ground Boom. No. One of my cousins is like, that's the oil on that. It's a wrap. She's like, no, sir, it just fell. I just told you. Anyway, the guy ends up giving her another ice cream of equal value. I guess he didn't have any more Sonic, so he gave a Looney Tune. But then the conversation happened between my cousin and Elena. Should the guy have been responsible for giving her another ice cream, or is it her fault at that time? Interesting. Because her son dropped it on the floor.

So when the kid drops his ice cream, should the ice cream man give him another ice cream? Or is it the kid's fault?

Or it's no, because it was already about to fall off when she opened the package. So it's not like it was a perfect ice cream and he was clumsy and dropped it. And that would be 100% his fault. So I said that. The kid got a defective sauna.

If your freezer not froze enough and it's liquidy, is that my fault? Now, my other cousin said it doesn't matter because you had it in your possession. If you knew that it wasn't on a stick, then you could have held it a certain way, kept it in a wrapper.

He gave you a spoon. You could have scooped it up. No, you got a defective item, and I think the ice cream man did the right thing by giving her another one.

I've been at Dairy Queen when this happens and a kid drops the ice cream, and it's usually a bunch of teenage kids that work at the Dairy Queen by me. They've given them new cones, like where the kid has like—

And it cost them eight cents.

I mean, it's probably good business for them to do it, although these ice cream guys kind of seem like they're a little shady, I feel like.

Have you ever dropped something out of the liquor store or outside of Kroger or something? Would they give you a news thing?

Hello?

That didn't happen one time. I walked out of the liquor store, and a guy dropped, I think he had Amsterdam. He was like one of those gallons or something like that. He dropped it, and the guy didn't. He made him buy it again. Yeah, well, in that case, that's your fumble.

So last weekend, we were at Grand Castor, great Mexican place. if you're looking for Mexican and I had a margarita sitting in front of me and I went to turn to talk to actually I was sitting right next to Wes's ex-wife and I spilled the entire dang thing and I had only taken one sip. It was 100% my fault. And the waitress came over and was like I'm going to bring you a new one. It's okay. And I thought that was really nice because she didn't need to do that.

I think it was my dumb fault. I think that like restaurants and stuff where they can just pour another one that's good but if you're the guy that drops like a bottle of buffalo trace out in front of a party store that party store shouldn't have to eat that bottle of booze unless their bag broke like if you if you did it on your own if you fumbled it on your own like sometimes i'll go and i'll buy liquor at a party store and they'll throw it in like one of those cardboard boxes that they have that's like a box that they usually stock the shelf with you buy a lot of liquor well i'll buy like a few things yeah if that box breaks you put it in the box i didn't put it in the box by the way why does the ice cream man's truck have that obnoxious creepy hello that's our first ai is that what it is gotta be that's my first siri you ever see that when it goes hello and they have that it scares the crap out of the kids

why does it that noise going through the neighborhood it's like an instant dopamine

him joy um listeners texting in saying that uh the kid needs more ice cream uh yes he should get more ice cream another one here said yeah you got to give more ice cream uh another one here says the ice cream man should give another ice cream to the kid liz what's up it's mojo in the morning good morning hello

so my story is that i had a whole

gallon of milk bust open in the backseat of my car and kroger definitely honored it and fixed it and gave me a new one that's great we love kroger they're great did they also give you a coupon for

a jack's car wash so that you can get that sour smell out of your car no that that now that would be over the top but that would be amazing customer service if they did that it's just so fabuloso You could give me a new track. You know what? You might have a chance to win here in just one second. What a segue. That's an amazing segue there.

I mean, I kind of give her credit. Hello. Hello.

Oh, gosh, listen to this one. 267 says you should be arrested for dropping Buffalo Trace. Boy, it's hard to come by, too. It's a hard one to do. I should ask, I wonder if, let me ask my buddy, Louie, what he would do in that case.

By the way, to the Sonic, I have to ask this because I think the ice cream companies are getting so lazy. It was one eyeball up here and one gumball eyeball down here. Probably. Not even honestly.

I think the ice cream guys, I think the ice cream guys buy it from like a dollar store and they're bad ones.

For real. They're hysterical

Hey Louie how you doing

What's up brother

This is my buddy Louie from the Brass Mug Which is over in What are you guys in Livonia is that where you're at Livonia yes Louie question Where are you at

I'm at my son graduation

Oh my god You're picking up Why are you picking up your phone At your son's graduation

You're my brother Anytime I pick up your phone

Wait, shout out your son for his graduation.

Thank you, brother. Thank you.

What's your son's name and what school?

Haley, Walnut Lake Creek.

Oh, my God. Okay, then go to your son's graduation, but real quick, if a customer dropped a bottle of Bluff Buffalo Trace in your parking lot on accident, would you give him a new bottle or is he spit out of luck?

Yeah, I'll give him a new bottle.

Okay, so you give him a new bottle. This is Louie, by the way, from A Brass Mug.

Dude, I literally hear Pomp and Circumstance going.

Hey, Louie, scream out really loud. Mojo. No, don't do that. I love you, brother. Congratulations to you on your son. And this is a good dad that goes to his kid's graduation. Is Andy mine in the store right now?

Yeah. What is it?

Who's mine in the store, Andy? Let the poor me and go.

Andy, yes.

All right. Tell your beautiful wife we said congratulations.

Love you, Tom.

Love you, buddy. Bye-bye. He picked up the phone at his kid's graduation. Unbelievable.

WKQI Detroit. WSNX Muskegon Grand Rapids. WVKS Toledo. Three great stations. One stupid show. This is Mojo in the Morning. Live. It's Mojo in the Morning. Sweet. Five lies to tell your mama.

Billy.

Hi.

How you doing?

I'm good. How are you?

Fantastic, Billy. Billy, we're going to do five lies to tell your mom. We're going to call your mom up, and you're going to say, Mom, I brought my boyfriend over before work today. Lie number two.

Say, we got a little freaky in the truck.

Lie number three. While we were messing around, I accidentally kicked the gear shifter. Lie number four. The truck is stuck in neutral and won't turn off. And line number five.

Can you come help me fix it before dad comes home?

Okay, perfect. Can you be a good actor? Can you act panicked?

Yes, I can.

Let's hear it.

Mom, I brought Jacob over before work today.

No, no, let's hear you get panicked. I just want to hear what your panic voice sounds like.

Oh, mom, I'm really freaking out right now. I really messed up and I don't know what to do like mom I really need help

maybe scream a little bit too let's hear you scream too okay

oh my god mom I really up that's good

alright here we go Billy we're calling your mom up

okay

and now you got all mellow

hello hello what's up um So, I brought Jacob over today before work. We got a little freaky in Dad's truck today. And while he was doing me, I accidentally kicked Dad's gear shifter. And the truck is stuck in neutral. It won't turn off. Can you come help me fix it before Dad gets home?

Wait, what?

Yeah.

I'm not understanding what you're saying, Will.

Did you hear me?

I don't... Oh, my God.

What the f***?

I know. I'm really sorry. It really freaked me out. Where are you? I'm at work. I had to go to work. It's still running in the barn. What were you doing with Dan's car? Um, like, I brought Jacob over today before work. We got a little freaky in the truck today. You're lying now. No, I'm not. I'm literally being serious. While he was doing me, I accidentally kicked the gear shifter. The truck is stuck in neutral, and it won't turn off. Can you please come help me fix it before Dad comes home? Why are you a dad's truck? Because I didn't want to do it in mine. I didn't have space.

Dad's truck bigger. Hey, son, hi. How you doing? It's the county sheriff. Mom?

Are you on the phone with somebody?

I'm on the phone right now, William.

No, don't hang up. Don't hang up. Are you on the phone with somebody, son? Yeah, I'm on the phone with my mom.

Okay. Is there anything I can help you with here? Do we need to call this in?

I don't think so. It's just stuck on neutral.

Can I talk to your mom for a second? Yes, you can. Let me have the phone.

Hello?

oh hi how are you hi who is this

hi this is uh officer dick cumbers yes and uh i'm out here right now uh with i'm assuming this is this gentleman your son yeah of course he is yeah he's got himself in a little bit of a pickle

i'm sure he does he got into a because i gotta i'm gonna call his dad right now

His dad. Is this his dad's vehicle? Yeah. Oh, hold on a second. He just whispered something. He said, I'm sorry, he says, don't call his dad. He's afraid of his dad. He says that he'd rather talk to you, Mom, than talk to his dad. Here, I'll put him back on the phone for you, okay?

Thank you.

Hold on a second. Go ahead.

Mom? William? Please don't call Dad. Please don't call Dad. He won't take me on the trip next week with him.

William, your truck's not even here Don't call dad Your truck is not even here Don't call dad

Hey mom

Yeah

Hi, how you doing? Officer Cumbers again, how are ya?

Good

Dick's my first name Mom, how you doing?

I'm fine

Billy's got something else he wants to tell you, okay?

Yep

Go ahead, Billy

Mom, you're on Mojo in the morning

No, I'm not Oh, you are

I'm about to tell your mama

No, I'm not Yes, you are, Mom Oh, my God, Will Billy, don't wait

Billy Goddamn

Are you kidding me?

Hey, Mom.

You're on Mojo in the Morning.

Mom, it's the Mojo in the Morning show, Five Lies to Tell Your Mom.

Oh, my goodness. It is Wednesday, isn't it?

It is. Believe it or not. Yes.

Oh, my goodness gracious.

Billy's an actor, huh? What an actor.

He's like his mother.

I can't believe this.

This is a joke.

What did you think of Dick Cumbers?

I didn't know what that meant. I'm like, oh, my word, who is this?

Billy.

Oh, Joe, I love you.

Oh, we love you too, Mom. Mom, we got a prize for you.

I listen to you all the time.

Oh, we got a nice prize for you.

I cannot believe this.

Billy, behave yourself. How would Dad have reacted?

Oh, he would have been like, oh, my, this truck is his precious prize. I probably would have been six feet in the ground. Yeah. Oh, Shannon. Hi. Hi, how are you? I'm good.

Say hi to Kevin, too. Kevin's here.

Hey, Kev.

Hey, there. Deputy. Have you ever been on the show with us before, Mom?

Never.

This is Melissa. First time, long time. First time, long time.

Hey, Melissa. My mom absolutely loves you guys. She's been listening to you guys for years, and I've always been in the passenger seat with her while she's on her way to work listening with you guys. I've been listening all my life. Thank you guys.

Hold on. We're going to get you a prize, mom. We're going to get you a prize. Hold on one second, okay?

This is a prize. I don't need a prize. Oh, no, no, no.

We got to get you something, too. Hold on. We love you. Hold on one second.

It's Mojo in the morning. Sweet.

Five lies to tell your mom. Congrats on graduating.

Where do you put professional group project work slacker on your resume? This is Mojo in the Morning. Back to Mojo in the Morning. Zach is in studio with us this morning. He is our executive audio producer. Zach had an interesting phone call from a friend who asked for permission from Zach. What did he ask for permission for, Zach?

Yeah. So he basically texted me and he was like, hey, can I reach out to the female that you were dating a couple of years ago? And I was kind of shocked. I was like, I don't know. I kind of feel weird about it. But ultimately, I was like, absolutely. Go ahead. Go text her. She's an ex. Haven't even talked to her in a few years. What's the worst that can happen? And they've been talking for about a week now. And he was like, so he asked me questions. He was like, hey, so what ended up happening to you guys? And I basically said. He wanted intel, too. He wanted intel. I ended up moving.

Was this the girl that you dated for a long time and you guys lived in New York together?

Different. Different girl. Right after.

Oh, okay.

Zach, okay, so let's back up here for one second because I want to ask you some questions. So, first off, is this a thing? Like, do you have to do this? If you want to date somebody's ex, do you have to ask for permission?

I don't think so. I think so. I think it depends on the level of the relationship though. Like if they was just some fly by night kind of thing, maybe not. But if it's like, say my example, my example, Sherelle, if it's somebody that you had like a serious relationship with.

And somebody that knows you. Absolutely. They have to ask.

Well, I, sorry. No, because most relationships to me start organically where you start organically with vodka, tequila, something like that. And honestly, I think I would be disingenuine in the fact that I was calling asking for permission because the permission would have never been granted because i wouldn't call and

drunk dial you to tell you that that was but i think even after that after that first meeting you would call your buddy or whatever and be like okay so i met you know so and so last night we hit it off how do you feel about this you're at least because they're probably going to come

around each other i would assume yeah you would see your friend with this with your ex well i wanted to tell you guys that i didn't see a future with her ultimately so i was like good luck with

her like have fun you know like do you know the rule about uh resume uh references no do you know you can get sued if you give a bad reference can you really yeah you're not allowed to give bad references you're only allowed to say yes they worked here and here's the times that they

worked here basically that's why do you even do references what's the point usually the only

person that you're asking a reference from is somebody that you think is going to give you a positive reference but but if you have somebody that they do their deep diving yeah so i that i I would say to you, this is dating, so obviously that rules out the window, but I don't know if I want to forewarn him. I want to let him learn the hard way.

But I also think that that is not cool that he's asking you those personal questions. For sure. Maybe why you guys broke up in case there was like, you know, she's a huge cheater or something like that, but, and I don't know how close of a friend you are with this guy.

He's like one of my best high school friends.

See, I feel like that's where you, like, you cross the line and he shouldn't even do that anyway because he he needs to formulate his own opinion of her and that also puts you in a really

funky position i think i would have felt weird though if i would have saw them at a bar together

no i'm saying i'm happy he asked you i agree with that but digging for details is for sure

but shanna you know your girls will probably be on the same day for sure would

little detail they can but like I like a if I put if I'm putting myself in your shoes and somebody's asking me a ton of questions about my ex and I'm like going back and revisiting that relationship and rehashing I don't know that I love

that you know eight four four mojo live eight four four six six five six five six five four eight Zach was asked for permission Eric to go and date his one of his exes by a buddy what's up Eric what do you want to say yeah a buddy of

mind uh ex-marine now but he was in district boot camp uh said let's go for a walk he was all nervous and uh go for a walk through his neighborhood he's kind of jittery and nervous with me i really i really just want to know if i can uh if i can date you know so and so i'm like really that's what you're worried about you like 75 pounds on me and you're worried about asking

me to date my ex wow i gotta be honest with you though when you started talking about the fact that both of you guys served in the, was it Marines? Is that what you said?

He was a Marine, yes. When you bring up Marine, that scares me.

Like, honestly, at that moment, I'm thinking, ah, yeah, I'm not, you know, you can do whatever you want, sir.

You can kick my ass.

You fight terrorists. But tell me about your ex, though, and be honest. Is she just a pain in the ass?

She wasn't worth it. He left her, too. Oh, damn.

How long do you last?

A couple months.

Wow.

Less than a tour. I'm standing in my ass.

Yeah. I don't know about this with the Zach thing because Zach is such a nice guy. I feel like Zach would never give you an honest answer. Oh, I would. Whenever we talk to Zach and we're like, hey, Zach, can you do me a favor? This guy could be in the middle of, you know, some kind of a horrible thing that he has to deal with that he's been putting off forever

and he will go yeah boss i'll do that but if she was an absolute disaster she wasn't you would i'm

saying you would warn your friend oh absolutely because he's my best guy i'm not gonna put yeah

see that's another thing though if he your best guy in my mind i'd be like a piece of me is like has he been plotting on her the whole time then another piece of me is like if you my dog for real you couldn't just go find somebody else like why does it have to be her but this was years ago

yeah and that were your cares and it was a fling like it's not like we probably saw each other for

maybe three months quick quick question for you could you see yourself dating one of his exes it depends on what she looked like come on she go why not what kind of girls is that exact date i've never really seen any of these girls at these dates you know some of the girls that i've dated dated or just hung out with what's the difference

there's a difference there was that one girl we know oh that oh i see actually the one girl uh

uh all the time at my favorite golf clothing store that you know we just hung you're just friends yeah no we're not every time i see her she hides behind us she's nervous of you a pile of puma what's up calvin how you doing good first off zach it was hilarious when he goes i don't

think zach or zach would give you an honest answer and i heard the background he goes yeah i would i could just barely hear it um but anyway yeah i mean it's up to zach at the end of the day you know if you want to share the information and and y'all want to get around in sloppy seconds

and have fun that's true by the way the sloppy seconds is great uh bruno what's up bruno

morning everyone good morning what's going on bud nothing much um so first off i don't think permission would be the right word personally that i would use because when you say permission that's kind of like you know uh someone having ownership over something or in this case someone and secondly i would say um that's only reserved for like really close friends you know like in this case this guy and zach were really close but if it was someone that zach kind of like knows but they don't really know each other um then he doesn't have you know he doesn't have to tell Zach about someone that he's did in the past. That's what my wife

How about if it's not called permission, it's rent to own Or borrow Can I borrow?

He can afterphrase

Cheat and you'll get caught is the War of the Roses in minutes of Mojo in the Morning

Cheat and you'll get caught is the War of the Roses Mojo in the Morning I went out this weekend And then after we went to go see a game, we stopped off at a bar that is by my house, which, by the way, Lydia, Bianca, you guys want to meet some of your people. You should go to this place because they had some of your people hanging out there.

The Habibis in the house.

The Habibis. That's right.

Do they do their songs like that?

The place that I went to is a place called West End.

I hear so many people talking about that.

It's fun. It's a nice place. They got good food. They have really good food, and they have great drinks and lots of great scenery. There's a lot of great-looking people. Scenery? No, it's one of those places that is, you know, you see it from the road, and you're like, oh, I wonder what that place is all about. And then you go in on, like, a Saturday night, and you realize, oh, this is kind of fun, you know? So went inside there, and going in, for those that don't know, Lydia and Bianca are Chaldean. We've talked about this before. By now, if you haven't already heard, Chaldeans are Iraqi Catholics. They're very nice people. They're prominent here in the area. So going into West End and being there is great because it's a very nice ego boost because a lot of Chaldeans love our show, and they have for many, many years. And so you walk into the place, and you end up either, A, recognizing some friends that you've known over the years, like either from the years of me hanging out at Shenandoah Country Club or going to the Chaldean Chamber of Commerce dinner and hosting that thing and all that stuff, or knowing Martin Manna, Mike Sarafa, and all those guys. So walking into the place, you end up running into some people, some old faces. And then being that they're listeners, they also know you too. And I had something happen to me that was really, really interesting. I had a guy, a bro, insist on buying me a drink. And I wanted to ask you guys the question about etiquette of somebody wanting to buy you a drink. And this happens more so to women than it ever does to guys. But if it happens to a guy, if you don't respond in a good way, you could be insulting the person. So I'd not necessarily wanted to have another drink. Okay. Cause I had already drank and I was trying to sober up, but I felt like if I didn't say yes, I was offending this guy and he was a bigger dude. You know what I mean? Like he looked like he could, he can handle his stuff. And if I didn't accept it, I was going to be like insulting the guy. And I don't want to insult somebody, especially somebody that could beat my ass, you know? So I wanted to ask if I could open up a forum here right now of bar etiquette. Do we have any bartenders that are listening to the show? I feel like I need some bartenders to call in on this one. Is it rude to not accept a drink in front of someone who offers to buy it for you because when somebody becomes so persistent about wanting to buy you a drink you feel like if you say no you're basically like turning them down and insulting them i feel like you have to have a

really good reason if you would have said hey i need to get in my car i'm trying to sober up thank you so much i feel like they would have understood yeah but it's it's got to be a good reason i feel

like if they super persistent why are you trying so hard to get me to drink that make my antennas go up. Really? Like, I think they want to do something. What are you forcing me to drink for?

I think they want, well, they're not trying to take you home or anything.

I'm just saying, no.

I think that they're just trying to, you know, to be nice to you, you know. Here we are. What is that song? We're all hanging out at West End together.

What's that clapping song?

Huh?

Okay. What about this question? Somebody offers you a drink, how specific can you get with your order?

I'm grabbing what I want.

What if your drink's an expensive drink?

Like what?

Like I ordered an old-fashioned, and an old-fashioned at West End ain't cheap, especially because they don't have cheap, you know, booze there. They don't have cheap bourbon there.

So that is why I asked that question. You guys know I'm a wine lover, but there are certain kinds of wine I really like and certain kinds that I absolutely hate, and they taste like super crappy. But I'm not going to sit there in name of a specific kind. like that sounds so snotty but i also don't want to waste something if i get it i don't like it

right like are they like what what will they say if you say that you want uh uh what's an

expensive wine i mean i would never do this by the way if somebody offered to buy me a drink i would not say this but like if you are drinking red wine and you're drinking camis oh that's expensive stuff huh you're not gonna say can i have a glass i would never in my right mind expect that.

I'll take a drink bottle service, but I also I'm not going to say, oh, yeah, I'll just have

a cab because they're going to give me the, you know, I'm not cabbie bottom shows.

What's up, Michelle? Hi.

Good morning, Mojo. Thank you for being responsible as your local friendly bartender. We don't want people to drink excessively and then drive. Oh, OK. Yeah. Oh, like totally fine. I've seen lots of people.

will deny drinks because they like you are trying to sober up and get ready to drive home let me

ask you have you ever have you ever witnessed anybody be upset that somebody wouldn't accept a drink like if a guy tries to send a girl a drink and she denies it does the guy get you know

a little butthurt about that sometimes i guess it depends on how much they have had to drink already

yeah yeah i can also see in this situation for you especially mojo if it's somebody that you see from time to time or as part of you know the chaldean community that you would get crap for this every time you saw that person after this if you said no yeah that's what's you know what i mean

and i and i don't want to be you know i don't know if you know this but i kind of have a little bit of an iconic stature and i and i want to like i want the guy and then the other thing too is most of these chaldean guys are way more manly than i am like being out with a group of chaldean guys is like being out with a group of, like, black guys. And I look at it like if I don't order the right drink.

Yeah, you can't get a skinny spicy margarita. I can't do it. You know what I mean?

Like I need Hennessy or something like that. Even though that's what you want. And honestly, I'm not a Hennessy drinker, but I feel like I have to join the crowd a little bit.

Art, what's up, Art?

Hi.

Oh, my God. I don't even know why I'm calling now.

Why? What's up?

So, oh, my God, man. So, look, I hit 21. Nobody knows it's my birthday or nothing when we hit the bar. I got my big brother and some other friends, blah, blah, blah. Well, on the second level, it's like a gang of dudes. And I'm talking like, they look like normal dudes, you know what I mean? Like they're just whatever. And one dude, like big guy goes, hey, I want to buy you a drink. And I'm like, all right, okay. I'm like, yeah, all right, bet. And then next thing you know, man, the second drink came. And I'm like, hold on, pause a second. Hold on, what's going on here? Like, hold up. No, just wondering who. That too, like, hold on a second. This is my first time on fire, bro. You're doing too much. And my big brother, they didn't see me come in with my big brother. My big brother went over there. He started talking to them. Come to find out, they're, oh, my God. Yeah, yeah. Wait, wait, wait.

The guy was trying to pick you up? Is that what he was trying to do? Yeah, yeah. I love it. See, I actually like that.

Oh, my God.

I'm fine with that stuff. That's great. Big day for gay stuff tonight.

We had a whole gang. I don't know what kind of gang they were. I'm sitting there like, I don't want to join no gang, bro. I'm neutral. I'm just in the middle. We had a whole gang.

I like Wiener. Oh, that's funny. That is great. Jeannie, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi.

It's Jenny.

Jenny. I apologize. What's up, Jenny? Hi.

Hey, Mojo. hey what's going on in our chaldean community are they're so generous yes and yes it's very very typical for a guy to to buy you a drink and be very persistent so it is kind of insulting to them but you just got to go with the flow when you're with the chaldeans you've been in our

community i accept it thousand years yeah i i accept it i accepted it i took it i nursed it for a while i cheers i did everything we had it was very they are very generous man i'm not lying to you i've never seen more generous people than uh than the chaldean community they're really

really nice you know how far back i go with you please is it gonna get me in trouble with my wife i fixed your listen it's a good thing i fixed your antenna on a old old phone back in the day When there was antennas.

You remember that, Mojo? By the way, why are those toys? Which one?

I'm not lying in Orchard Lake. Okay. Wow.

That's amazing, by the way. That is awesome.

I didn't even charge you. See? You know what? It's a Calvinian thing.

What are you doing nowadays, Mary? Or Jeannie?

What is that? Jenny! Jenny?

Son of a bitch. Why is it that I didn't? By the way, your real name is not Jenny. I guarantee you. Because no Calvinians are Jenny. No, it's not. What is it?

I'm not saying a lot of people know me.

I'm telling you, but even your family probably calls you Jenny, and the real names are never Jenny. No, they don't. Yeah, it's all of a sudden you got this name. I'm like, who's that person? It's like, that's me, but that's my real name.

It took literally 30 minutes to come up with an American name. Oh, really? That's how I know who she is.

What do you guess her name is? Beth-a.

I know what her name is.

Beth-a. They always have, like, a name where, like, how do you spell that? And they don't have license plates up at Mackinac Island for you. What's going on, Mary? Hi.

What does that mean? Hi.

Hi, what's going on?

You know, in the souvenir shop. They don't have any other name besides the very kind.

Oh, God. What's up, Mary?

They don't have the...

I just wanted to join in on the conversation. I'm Chaldean, so, like, hearing you guys talk about us on the radio is kind of funny.

We love you. Do you know we have two on this radio show? We have two working for us.

uh lydia and bianca yeah they're cousins oh my god i never knew that yes so is that why you just called just to say it's funny that we're talking about you um no i i texted you guys

when you were talking about how like the men are more manly than you are and like all that stuff

yeah they have more testosterone in one hand than i do i i've like dated and talked to like

a bunch of chaldean guys and they're not as manly as you think they they just put a face on for the public i'm not even gonna lie to you now i like it now this makes me feel good really no feel better about yourself trust me especially when they're when they're out with like a group of guys or whatever they all just like act tough and is there any truth that they're wearing are any of

them wearing makeup if they're wearing makeup i want to know i don't know about that i don't know

about that i mean maybe maybe around the eyebrows because some guys i mean their eyebrows are just

done way too good even better than mine okay all right now this now that makes me feel good i don't feel uh so bad knowing that they're not that i may be somewhat manly compared to a chaldean man uh well thank you for the call i appreciate it yeah thank you for calling appreciate you and by the way thank you to the the nice people that were out at uh west end that i met on saturday and also thank you to the group of guys that bought me a drink. It was really nice of those guys. I want to go to West End, man. Let's go. We'll go some night. It's fun. Catching cheaters. I'm proud of it. Ow, I'm sorry. It's your home for War of the Roses on Mojo in the Morning. Miranda, will you tell everybody who you think is cheating?

My brother.

Your brother you think is cheating on his wife?

On his

girlfriend. On his girlfriend. And are you like really close to his girlfriend that you're

willing to call out your brother like this yes she's one of my closest friends and she's kind

of become a family member to us so why are we not having her on here to make this phone call

why is it that you're the one doing this i just kind of want to figure out first if it's actually happening before i cause any sort of chaos you and your brother not have like a close relationship where you feel like you can just talk to him well i don't know if he's gonna lie or not if He's lying to her.

So you think that he potentially is cheating and your goal is if he's not, then you'll never bring it up to her and never talk about it. And if he is, will you tell her?

That's unfortunately the plan.

Wow. So this is pretty wild because I feel like brothers and sisters will have their siblings back no matter what. and I feel like you're not having his back by doing this.

I mean, at this point, they've been together so long. She's family to me, too.

Wow. So you're choosing her, if that's the case. We're going to call him up to see where he's going to send a dozen free roses. This could be something that divides a family.

I feel like even you just doing this is going to cause some drama.

well not as much drama as he'd cause if he was shooting oh wow so you're okay with doing this

still i just want to give you an out i'm okay with doing this all right war of the roses who are we hoping that the flowers go to what's your uh your brother's uh girlfriend's name cassie we're hoping that the roses go to cassie mute your phone

hello hi i'm looking for michael oh yeah this is michael hi michael my name is nicole and i'm calling from an online floral company called roses bloom.com with an offer for some free flowers do you have less than a minute to answer some survey questions in exchange for a dozen long stemmed red roses totally free not going to ask you for any financial information it is truly a free offer we're a new business and there's no catch or anything i mean no catch oh okay yep it's a it's a dozen long stemmed red roses they can actually go they can go out of state if needed and they will um go out later this afternoon okay okay michael have you purchased flowers in the last six months uh no i haven't okay and you purchase plan on purchasing flowers in the next six months yes i do okay as a thank you for participating in the rosesbloom.com survey i'm now authorized to provide you with that dozen long-stemmed red roses

Like I said, these are going to go out later on today. And I first off need to get a first and a last name of who you would like to send the flowers to.

Okay. First name is Lisa.

Okay. And last name?

And last name is ******.

Okay. And a telephone number?

Well, hold on. Okay.

******. ******.

Okay, and what is Lisa's relationship to you?

Oh, just a good friend.

Okay, and Red Rose is okay?

Yeah.

Okay. Michael, we do something unique at rosesbloom.com. Instead of sending a paper card along with the flowers, in this case, Lisa will get a text message that is sent to her when the flowers get delivered. So she knows she has a delivery to go grab. And it's also going to include a voice memo that I'm going to record here with you. and I'm going to count you down. You can make it as long or as short as you want, but just kind of something similar to what you would write on a card, all right?

Okay.

Okay, here we go. Three, two, one.

Lisa, I can't wait to see you this weekend. Love, Michael.

Okay. And Michael, this call is being recorded for quality and training purposes. Are you okay with that?

Yeah, I'm okay with that.

Michael, I'm going to jump on real quick, and then we'll send those flowers off. We'll send the message off to your friend, Lisa. Before I do, I have somebody that would like to say hello to you, if you're okay with that.

Sure. Who's that?

Michael, your sister Miranda's on the phone. Miranda?

Are you kidding? Michael, you lying, piece of s***. What are you doing?

Michael, your sister, Miranda, is on the phone and was hoping that you were going to send the flowers to your girlfriend, Cassie. He hung up the phone. Do you know who this girl is?

I have no idea who Lisa is, but I did see her picking him up last night.

So wait a second. So you didn't tell us that. You saw a girl other than his girlfriend picking him up last night?

Yeah, late, too.

How do you think this is going to go over with your family that you just did this?

I have no idea.

You think your parents are the type of people that, you know, other family members are the type of people that will stick up for him? Or will they call him out for what he did?

I'm pretty sure everyone in our family Will call him out

Is there a way we can try to talk to Cassie Cassie though I worry about her hearing this now Why don't we see what we can do Lydia with that Hang on one second Miranda

Ha ha Busted again

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When we come back here next That War of the Roses happened some time ago This is the first time that you've ever gotten a chance to hear it When we come back here in moments Many, many months after that phone call was made What's the relationship between Miranda and her brother Michael And now what's the family thinking about what Miranda did We have Miranda on to explain and more of the War of the Roses coming up in moments. Has anybody ever done this? Would you do this to your brother or your sister?

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All right, Mojo in the Morning, War of the Roses. So War of the Roses, just to be full disclosure, we have to get permission for play to be able to put stuff on the radio. So the War of the Roses, although some might have thought that it's live, it's not. We have to tape them and we have to get permission and it's just a big craziness. Well, this one is one of those ones where you require to be able to give a little bit of a background on what's going on, including the fact that here's a situation where you got a family getting involved in a relationship and a cheating situation. And so it's not the actual person that wants to do it. It's the sister that thinks that her brother's cheating on his girlfriend. And then she finds out that this is the case because she's noticing him with it.

another girl and she's showing her loyalty now to this girlfriend more so than over her brother she's become her best friend really and we want to kind of get an update on what this has done to their family to Miranda's family and her relationship with her brother but also I want to talk about this hypothetically with all of us including you the listeners would you ever do something like this like if you found out that your sister brother whoever was cheating would you tell the other person or would you keep it to yourself and keep it quiet who's your loyalty to or is there ever loyalty in this case i've often wondered this you know i mean especially with this miranda one like you know that there are some people that confide in their brother or sister You know, and they'll say, hey, we're struggling, I'm not happy, I'm going out, blah, blah, blah, you know, whole deal. And it's funny because I love my in-laws, you know, I love my sister-in-laws, I love my brother-in-law. I, to be honest with you, think that I would always side with my family. I think blood is definitely thicker than water in this case.

I do, but there's also a varying degree of like, everybody has a different relationship with their siblings. And I feel like and I, I can see where like, my best girlfriends are my best girlfriends. And I've told my girlfriend stuff that I haven't told my own family members. so I can see where Miranda is really you know upset that this is like this is somebody that she has grown very very close to and maybe she isn't as close to her brother you know as some brothers and sister are so I just I very much feel like it depends on your the relationship that you have with that particular sibling uh Kevin you right away just said you know if your

sister was cheating on her man you would keep that between the two of you guys it's nothing

more important than the code and as a family member there's a code that's established you

don't go against the grain it was us before it was y'all what if melinda was dating like your best buddy in the whole world and i know jg is in a relationship but isn't he even then yeah no i

mean it never it never i mean none of my best friends would ever date my sister well that's Oh, number one. No, I know.

I know. I'm just, I'm pathetic.

And then I'd be damned if they would disrespect her in that way.

Wow, that's an interesting one. You know what I'm saying?

What if she was cheating on that person is what the situation is.

But to your point, it's all situational based on how you are with that individual. And I have the relationship with my sister where I would go talk to her, sit her down, and say, you need to stop.

um and yeah and i i will i'll tell you this that uh which it sounds like she did by the way no it didn't she said i don't think miranda did that no but i'm saying she she did confront him yes but i don't think she did enough so she went to him first before she came to us before going to us i don't believe her um let me ask miranda uh i just want to see how cassie is doing how uh michael's uh girlfriend is doing how's everything going here with uh with what happened she's struggling are they still together no definitely not how about your brother is your

brother talking to you he hasn't spoken to me since wow what about your mom and dad

my parents are on my side with this one so they're still they're upset with him they

have incited with their boy he messed up do you regret doing it at all

no you don't regret at all not having a relationship with your brother not after what he did wow um let me take some of these calls uh fred your thoughts on what

miranda did so she's wrong for that like yeah honestly like i went through that and the thing was i wasn't even cheating but my brother and my sister was basically trying to tell my kids mother to break up with instead of coming to me talking to me about the situation they just automatically told her to break up with and i ain't like that uh why did they think that you were cheating no they basically she my kid's mom was kind of feeling unhappy at the moment

oh so she so it was not about cheating it was just she was unhappy and she confided in them okay so why Wait, that's...

That's weird that your wife was going to them and they were counseling her through this whole thing and they were siding with her on this. Why were you so bad that she wanted out of this relationship?

You know, every relationship has their little hiccups. So instead of they don't want to come to me like, hey, bro, you know, they just like, hey, just break up with her. And to this day, they still side with her.

Oh, wow. How's your relationship with them? Did it change during this point?

Kev, you already know how it went. Me and them do not talk. Me and my kids' mom is no longer together. Like I said, they still is in hoops with her.

Did they say they're doing it for the good of their niece and nephew or whatever your kids are?

That's what they claim, but at the same time, you don't have to talk to their mom every day.

But do you think they truly did care about your children?

No.

um is that us coming back at us uh or is are you listening to the tv loud or something what is that that must be the tv okay what do you got on the tv because i'm thinking to myself that doesn't sound like us what do you got law and order on or something what do you got yeah do you really oh yeah oh the history channel well thank you fred i appreciate you calling man i appreciate you uh stephanie

what do you think of what uh miranda did um i support her um what's right is right and what's wrong is wrong and so um i feel i've been on the end of both where miranda is with my own brother and myself so i would 100 call my brother out and if we didn't talk we didn't talk but

So you've done this before? You've sided against your brother?

Yeah. My brother at one time was married to my best friend, and I have not necessarily spoken to him in six years.

Wow. Interesting.

And, I mean, it comes down to respect for other people and yourself. And even if when trying to talk to people in regards to cheating, they're lying to their significant other, whether it's a wife, a girlfriend, whatever. Why would they not lie to the person that's trying to convince them to do what's right?

So your brother was cheating on your best friend. And I want to know, how did you know? And then did you talk to him first or did you go to her?

um I didn't necessarily talk to him and it was all just like speculation there's just a lot of sticky things going around and then um eventually it did come out but it was after they were divorced and everything um but at the end of the day I would have taken her side all day long because it is wrong and I know my parents did not raise us to be that way and it's just a constant lie. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. Even with proof. Here's the proof. We have it. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. And it's like, I don't have time for your bull crap. Like, you go live your life and I'm going to go live mine and nobody wants that. You know, I have young kids and I don't want that as an example for my kids or any of my family. So you go move along. That's kind of how it ended up.

Well, it almost has to be. And I'm okay with it. It almost has to be, like, to a point where it sounds like it was such a toxic situation. You know, if the guy's talking to another girl or whatever, I think you pull your brother aside and say, hey, cut the crap.

We know what's going on.

Yeah, but if it's so toxic, like in this case where the guy's literally planning on spending time with her on the weekend. Initial A, what's up? War of the Roses, hi.

Hi.

Your voice is guys.

Definitely. Because I'm currently going through this exact same thing. So I just found out that my brother is cheating on my sister-in-law. So it's the same situation, but I haven't told anyone.

Are you going to?

So listening to this makes me kind of conflicted. They just had a baby. I'm really, really close to her. They've been together since high school. I knew her in high school. um but i'm really close to my brother as well what do you think kevin does she have to follow

the code that you were talking about well how do you know for a fact and how did you find out

so i do know for a fact We kind of, me and my mom, we're really close to my brothers, me, my mom, and my brother, just us. So we contemplated thinking it because of little things he would say when he was drunk and hanging out with us. And then two weekends ago, we went out, and we went to a party, and a girl met him up there. My sister-in-law wasn't with us, of course.

Oh, my God.

So he kind of kept trying to, like, move to the back and, you know, move away from us, of course. But I was being nosy, and I seen them hugged up and kissed in the back of the party. Right in front of you.

Yeah, he wadling. What do you think she should do? I think she should talk. Did you already say you talked to him?

So, at the end of the party, of course, we're all drunk and everything, but I didn't think that was a good time. But I did mention to him, like, what's going on? I see you in the back, and he's like, sis, don't worry about it. But, see, the issue is my mom saw it as well. And my mom, she's cool, but she wants to tell my sister-in-law. And it's such a different situation when it's a baby involved because she feels like she controls. My sister-in-law controls if we see the baby or not.

I agree. And by the way, let your mom be the one to tell. I was about to say, yeah.

I would take my brother out, sit him down, put it to him real. Like, we all know what's going on. Eventually, it's going to come out. either you get in front of it or you'll be behind the eight ball and it's all gonna fall down because mama gonna too that's a really great way of saying it kev when you say get in front of it like like be a man either end it or tell your girls what's going on do you think if if he ends

it and doesn't go to see these girls anymore will you keep that secret to your grave

i initially i i agree with kevin i feel like i have to choose my brother i love my brother but it's so hard i love my sister-in-law and i don't want her to take my niece away if something happens and she finds out i knew yeah right god and you're right by the way she

does control the the children so uh you have a lot of thinking to do and i think this is one of those ones where you call for a family meeting. I think it's time. If you want, we can be part of it. We can do it at 8 o'clock, 9 o'clock. When can we schedule the family meeting?

Would that not be

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As long as I can be voice disguise.

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it's mojo in the morning i was very uh happy to uh to hear this and and honestly very grateful and flattered but uh our detroit which is a big magazine here in the area uh they uh do their best of, and they named him Best Radio DJ. That's right. Which, honestly, I'd rather have them just say Best Radio Show and have us all be part of this whole thing. So I'm going to say it that way.

Take your flowers, bro. Absolutely take them.

No, because honestly, then that means I have to go and accept the award. I want to send Zach. Actually, they were nice enough. Sari from Sales has good contact over there, and they invited me.

to kick off the Best Of show on, I think it's the 23rd maybe or something like that.

Dude, that party is so much fun. Is it? I've gone a couple of times. It is so much fun. Is it like Sue and Todd type of? Yeah.

I think it's like they said they wanted me to wear a tuxedo, which by the way, I don't have a tuxedo.

Get ready to eat and drink.

I need a tuxedo. Amazing food from all of the

best restaurants in the area.

It's fun. So listen to this. It's at Book Cadillac, which is a beautiful hotel. and um uh chelsea uh is coming with me so i'm so happy that she's coming with me and she went and got herself a a dress for this thing holy crap is she hot in this dress it's a she she's got this dress it's it's this red dress and i i love red dresses i love red dresses especially on my blonde wife there's something about women when they have really long like longer blonde hair or you know they have kind of like the wavy or like the curly blonde hair in a red dress. I have no idea what it is. Maybe it's the old music videos from back in the day. They always would show the girl in the blonde dress or the red dress with blonde hair. So Chelsea's like, hey, can you help me with this? And I'm like, oh, good. I get to zip up the dress. I love. What is it, guys, about us when our wives ask us to zip or unzip them in the dress? I just feel like six. Well, I wasn't going to go fully there, but I was like, yeah, it's kind of a it's kind of cool are you a slow zipper uh oh i go like crazy chelsea's like why are you pushing your privates against me like i like you know i'm like she's like you don't have to like literally feel like i'm giving you a piggyback ride or something like that so she then gets in the dress and then realizes at one point this dress has it's kind of a wild dress it's really cool it reminds me of it's like a red version of the dress that chelsea wore to that

wedding a couple weeks ago that was like so damn hot oh my god i actually asked her if i could

borrow it well it is it's this one is is even hotter and she's like hold on a second i need you to help me get get me out of this thing because after she got into it you know you get into these things and you want them so tight and she's now like so skinny and beautiful and stuff like this so she's like can you help me get her get me out of this thing and so we're trying and I can only use one arm to help. Like, I can't lift with my shoulder. So I'm, like, trying with one arm to help and get out of this thing. And it's so funny because it got me thinking, have you ever gotten stuck in a piece of clothing and couldn't get out of clothing? Because it reminded me of the time that I got stuck in that shirt, that Spanx shirt that I was wearing.

Oh, manx. Manx.

And I couldn't get out of the thing. But it also made me think, this is actually an interesting topic. What do people do that don't have someone there to help them? Like if you are home by yourself or you are by yourself, you live by yourself and, you know, you don't have a significant other. What do you do to zip up your dress or unzip your dress or have somebody help you get out of the dress? 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. and am I the only guy or Kevin and I the only guys that get really excited when we're asked to like

zip and unzip I love it would you do chat like have you had those moments well yeah so when I was single and was just living by myself it would happen a ton and I would zip as much as I could in the back and then once I got to wherever I needed to go I would find somebody who looked safe and normal and be like really you ask a stranger that happened all well you ask a girl another girl because girls get it and with the stuck thing um at home and i'm sure every girl has had to do this before like sometimes there comes a point where you just rip whatever it is that you're trying to get over your head that's a really scary moment by the way it makes you very claustrophobic the worst is when you're in a fitting room at a store which doesn't really happen that much anymore because i feel like i ship i buy all my stuff online and ship at home and try it on at home but when you're in the fitting room at a store and you've got something that stuck you're not gonna call there's really nobody working anyway that brings you stuff anymore but you can't if you rip it you're gonna have to pay for it so that's a really weird

situation uh rachel what's up it's mojo in the morning hi hello good morning first time long did you ever get stuck in a in a dress or an outfit i did yes i was actually in high school when it happened. I was taking a fashion class and I made myself my own dress for one of our dances and I went to go try it on and I did not measure right and I had to cut myself out of that

thing. And you can't get your money back at that point, can you? No, you know, you buy the fabric.

You buy, you know, your needle.

You buy your thread.

Yeah.

Yeah, and just try to make it a little different. That is so funny. It's funny as for guys, for us guys, I don't know if you guys have ever had this happen to you, but I've done it before where you put on your sport jacket and your jacket is kind of like stuck on you, or you're trying to like put it on that other arm. You ever have that happen to you? What do you mean? So I got my sleeve. So you got your sleeve in one and you're trying to find the other and you can't find it.

Or even if you can, you have to twist your arms so awkwardly to try to get it in. That's a fact.

What's up, Lisa? Hi.

Good morning. Morning. For my 25th reunion, I had my girlfriend, who was my roommate, zip up my dress. And he had one of the short zippers and a little button in the middle of my back. So when I came home at 2 a.m., she was not there. Oh, no. And she was not coming home. So I went to my next-door neighbor, knocked on the door, and it was two guys. And I said, could you please unzip my dress?

Could you imagine?

It's panic, though.

What did they do? Wait, you never met these guys before? No. Oh, my God. What was their reaction?

It was like a blank stare until it registered, and then they looked at each other, and I'm like, sorry to put you out.

By the way, is that not how every porn starts at that moment? It's like the neighbor coming over. Can you help me get out of this dress? And next thing you know, you're in there with all those guys. That's crazy. Lisa, you know what's funny? You don't sound like the type of person, though, that would do that. You didn't do that. You didn't go inside with them, did you?

I did. I did. I was young. And I was a little tipsy. Oh, my God.

What happened? Lisa, come on. Tell me. Were you a lady?

I'm alive to tell the day.

Lisa, you dirty girl. Hold on a second. Give me that drop. Where is it? You're a dirty girl. I need it. You're a dirty girl. There you go. I love that story. That's one of my favorites. What's up, Carrie? How you doing?

Hi. Hi. First time caller, long time. Hey, there. Carrie on the phone. A lot of new listeners this morning. What's up? Well, I've been single most of my life. And getting into a dress, I used to just take a piece of yarn, and you slipknot it either through the zipper or around the zipper, and then you put your dress on. You get it partway up, and you pull it over your shoulder, up the back. That is amazing. And then you just release it, and you're dressed.

Resourceful.

Why have I never thought about that?

Carrie, you should do a TikTok on that. But, Karen, how do you take it off, though?

She never thought about that. You put it back on unless you've got help at that point, and then it's easy. Yeah, but at that point, you're screwed.

Hopefully you got help. Where you got neighbors? Yeah, you go over to Lisa's neighborhood. What's up, Amanda? Hi.

Hi. So I work at Kohl's. Yeah. And we had a gentleman that was trying on a belt. The ones that, not the normal latch, but the ones that slide in, and then there's a mechanism that's supposed to pop them out. Yeah. And he ended up getting stuck. Oh, no. So three of us tried to get him out. My manager ended up having to cut the belt off of him.

That's something that would happen to me. The poor guy stuck in his belt. What size waist did this man have? Did he have, like, a 42, 43 waist?

No, he was tiny. He was, like, a 32, 34.

Thank God.

What kind of belt is this?

Yeah.

It was, Nike makes the ones where you, where it's just like the front little holster and you slide it through.

Yeah.

And it like attaches.

Okay.

And there's like a release button. Okay. Yes.

By the way, I think I've seen this movie too, in the dressing room at Kohl's. Hey, my belt's stuck. Can you help me take my belt off? Hey, my name's Lisa. Hi. natalie what's going on natalie hi mojo first time long time

your turn so with the zipper anytime i ask my husband please help me with a zipper the second his hand touches my skin he he has to rip it off really he starts it doesn't matter where we are if we're at an event for a vacation at home can't do it he starts like i gotta do it myself that's it

so every time you ask he turns into you guys and a night of fornication huh absolutely God love that, man.

That is a sexy experience, man.

There is something about it.

Unzipping or zipping up is...

Yeah. I know people role play in relationships. I think we should role play. Let's all go out in nice clothes tonight and don't even go out. Just get in the nice clothes.

What? Check the show up anytime. No. Not with each other.

Oh, God. Not us, but I'm saying with our significant others. No. No, that'd be kind of weird.

Kevin and I are just looking at each other like, what? Hold on a second. It all starts out like that. Let's all get dressed really nice and not go anywhere. I'm going to wear a sweatshirt.

By the way, when my arm was in the sling, there were a couple of mornings when I had to go to the bathroom. All I wanted to do was have somebody help me pull my pants back on. Zach? Not it. A friendly note to the competition. You all can kiss our asses. I feel better. This is Mojo in the Morning. I do have to bring something up here right now, and tell me if you guys think this is out of line. So I have a friend of mine, I promise I wouldn't say the name because I don't want it to become an issue, but I'll say the name. I'll say Brad. Yes. Friend of mine, Brad, who was all upset yesterday because he got nothing for Father's Day. And I want to see what the listeners think about this. He doesn't have a child. They have dogs together.

Oh, good Lord.

So they have two dogs together and he was all upset because every guy in the group got a nice Father's Day gift or shout out on social media or got like a nice, like, hey, you get to hang out and do something fun today. And he got nothing at all. Like not even, you know, a birthday card from a doggy, which they do have birthday doggy cards. I just want you to know that because Chelsea's gotten those for me before from Lily and Henry and Louie over the years.

Obviously, well, not obviously, because I've met a few of your friends. I don't know Brad. But I'm going to go out on a limb here and say Brad's being a little bitch. I'm just going to throw that out there. Bitch Brad. Come on, man. Should we call him a bitch Brad? Listen, man, you cannot be mad at this. Yeah. It's not that he.

He's my bitch.

He's my own personal bitch. Now, if he can't have kids, and this is like, you know, his way of having a family.

They are lifelongers with dogs, so it could be the case. but i don't know but but do question for you do you get a father's day or mother's day gift for your because your dog parents you're a dog dad i say no no y'all can't have everything why are we but i think we're being judgy on this one here because you brought up a really good point there's a chance that these guys could not have kids if that's the case that i completely understand yes and he should but if that's you got it that is literally the only reason why it would make sense every guy is making fun because every guy is going every guy is discounting the dog and he was he was truly like upset he was upset he actually was upset because he has bought

her gifts oh okay so that's it yeah there was no reciprocation yeah yeah yeah but bitch brad

sometimes is sometimes takes things a little too uh too far um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 8 is our telephone number. The text is 9-5-5-0-0. I would love to know your thoughts on this. And I'd love to hear from you on whether or not Brad should be getting a gift from the dogs. Also, I'd love to know if there are any dads out there that got nothing.

I didn't get anything. I thought Josiah, because I asked Josiah, what are you doing for dad for five? He'll see. He had a plan, and he talks to, like, Josiah is into character design. He got his own show. And for over a year, I've asked him to make his character, who's made after him, a father. Because he has a mother. But for some reason, he made a great gift.

Wait, wait, hold on. That's a psycho. Like, we got to do the psychology of that one. Are you an absent guy?

I know you spent a lot of time with him, but maybe he's feeling that you're not part of his life. That's what you asked for. I didn't even ask for that. But I've been asking, like, where's his dad? Where's the dad? His name's Habits. I'm like, where's Habits' dad at? He always pushing me off to the side. So then he finally says, I'm going to make him with you. Da, da, da, da, da. Nothing happened. He was upstairs on roadblocks the whole time. No card. Did he say Happy Father's Day? Bro, I'm talking about nothing. I tried to get him to come down. You are not the father. We went to church. Church is a good vibe. But we were supposed to go watch How to Train a Dragon. I tried to watch the second one or the third one last night in preparation. He didn't even want to come do that.

I can't believe that. His, you know, fictitious friend. The dad's always dead in the Disney movies. The dad always dies first. Just so you know that. Chan, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. How you doing? Good. How are you today? We're doing all right. Does the dog eat?

dad deserve a gift no he does not okay so like his like has said earlier i'm technically quote unquote a doggy dad i'm a canine officer but me and my wife were not able to have kids we had uh suffered three miscarriages oh my goodness i'm so sorry that's all right thank you but i'm a first time long time

Hey, hold on, hold on. I got to hold on. Yeah, daddy, daddy. All right. But you don't want anything for Father's Day, even though you are a doggy dad?

I'm not going to say I don't expect anything. If someone do, I'm grateful for it. But if not, you know.

Then you know. So this is interesting. Is Father's Day tough for you guys because you guys don't have kids? Very much so. I bet it is. Is Mother's Day worse?

Even worse. So I've always wanted kids because I'm the second, so I wanted to have the third and continue the family name because I am the last of my family line. Wow. So I wanted to continue the name, and I never thought I would meet anyone who wanted kids more than I did until I met my wife.

Have you guys tried IVF or any doctors like Dr. Shama? Because if not, we can put you in touch.

We definitely, we looked into, you know, IVF and Dr. Shama. And we tried to get a surrogate, but it wasn't legal in Michigan. Now it is. Go eat legal, bro.

Go eat. It is legal.

Yeah. Yeah, it's legal now. But, you know, when we were younger and really trying, you know, it was definitely not legal.

Listen, if there's anything we can ever do for you, let us know. And I know Dr. Shama always loves to take care of those that serve. And you being a canine officer, that would be something I know he would love to help you out with. That would be awesome. Hold on, Chan. I'm going to make sure Lydia gives you all the info. Rob, what's up? Does Bitch Brad, let's go back to Bitch Brad, does he deserve a Father's Day gift?

No, I didn't even get one. And I have three children. I got a text message. I got a Facebook message. and then I had to pay for my 25-year-old and his girlfriend to go to dinner with us. Oh, wow. And I didn't even get a gift.

If you got a gift, what would you have wanted?

Just for my kids to come over and talk to me. Oh, man. Oh, my God, my heart.

The Facebook message is crazy. That's unbelievable. And he had to pay for them. That's amazing.

And the one that I paid for didn't even wish me Happy Father's Day. What in the heck?

Son of a bitch. I'm telling you, Rob. It could be worse, right? Oh, jeez.

I don't think it can.

What's up, Devin? Hi. How you doing?

Good. How about you?

I'm okay, Devin. What's going on?

I get a Father's Day every single gift. I got a Father's Day gift and card every single year since we've had our chihuahuas for the past five years. My wife even puts a little paw print and paints on their paw and stamps it with their paw.

That's a good woman you have there Kevin's shaking his head Why are you shaking your head? I can't say what I want to say No, you can't Come on Devin, it is okay Can Kevin say what he wants to say? I'm happy for y'all, bro Come on Devin, these are your Do y'all have sex with other men from time to time? No Why are you asking that? He say no Devin, you are a dog dad and proud of it What are your angels' names? lucas and mocha which one do you love more do you have a favorite

probably luke because mocha she's still a puppy and oh my god she like

devin is a dog dad and proud of it and kevin is over there shaking his head devin i just i want I want you to know Kevin is a mean man, and that's why I'm happy Josiah doesn't make a dad. No wonder, right? No wonder they get anything. Yeah, he doesn't deserve it, right, Devin? You tell Kevin, shut up, you meanie.

I don't know about all that.

Do it like you talk to Luke and Mocha. Yeah, yeah, go ahead. Talk to Kevin like you're talking to Luke and Mocha. Go! Come on, Devin. Shut up, you meanie.

How am I supposed to live, laugh, and love in these conditions? This is Mojo in the Morning.

Mojo in the Morning. I do have to bring something up before we get on with any other part of the show. I have to have a show meeting talk with two members of the show today that I just so happened to park next to and walk in in the morning with at 523 exactly. My car, Lydia's car and Bianca's car all pulled up into the parking lot and we parked our cars and the parking lot is literally a stone's throw. I can see my car right out this window over here, and you walk across a street. What is that street there? Is that Orleans or whatever? I don't know, something, one of those streets, and I walk across the street with them, and we come to the radio station. Both of these guys don't understand that you can't just walk in front of cars, so there's a, like a Toyota, I don't know, a RAV4 or something driving down the street, and Lydia and Bianca just walk in front of them. Now, I think I've told you guys this. I said last week, Bianca did this.

Yes.

All right? This time, though, Lydia was almost in the lead. So it was Lydia's choice where she's just going to walk in front of a car, and the person wasn't going to stop. And I scream, stop, you guys, and I'm not going to yell at the person driving. They start yelling at the person driving, thinking that the person should stop. It's nighttime, okay? It's like the sun isn't coming up yet. And these guys just walk right out in front of traffic. And I would like to know, is there a thing that I'm not learning here that cars will hit you if you walk right out in front of them? Like, what's the story here?

Well, I feel like the girls are assuming they have the right of the way because they're pedestrians.

We do. Thank you, Shannon. Oh, I know we don't have the right of the way. We do. You're not in a crosswalk.

Right, you're not in a crosswalk. And I feel like the people who drive through Eastern Market, like around the station in the morning, are not paying attention, and they're going about 60 miles per hour half the time.

Well, listen, I'm a bad driver. Everybody knows that. And if I saw someone walking across the street, I will still stop for them.

It was nighttime. This person, first off, can you tell everybody what you're wearing today?

Why does that matter?

What color are you wearing today? What color are you wearing?

I'm wearing black.

Black. Black. Black.

Well, I'm wearing white, but in Mojo's defense, I know it's wrong. I probably should. Dude, it does not matter. We're in Eastern Market. Did the guys talk or yell at you?

It was a woman.

It does matter. Did the girl hug?

She was an Uber driver. No, she looked shocked. I think she thought she was getting carjacked or something. These people were, like, walking out in the middle of the traffic. And I was trying to explain to these girls, we're in Detroit. These people are driving on the streets like they're mad. Nobody stops at red lights in this city. It's insanity. Chill on the tree.

Yeah, Mojo took the heat for that one thing.

It's not her fault. It's y'all fault. And I think y'all know that. What do you mean? Well, I know that. They should have been walking across the street. Y'all just got to chill in the morning.

I honestly think it's fine. And you know what? I'm going to do it again tomorrow. So, Mojo, if you're mad, don't park.

I will say there's no such thing as a stop sign around here. They do not care.

When you get hit by that car, I'm not coming to visit you at DMC, the closest hospital to us. I'm not going to actually do it. I refuse to. I don't care if you're in intensive care on beep, beep, beep machine. I'm not coming to see you. You know what I'm going to say? I'm going to say, all right, who's up next? Are we hiring two people for the show? What's going on?

Who's up next? Oh, shoot.

I'm telling you, I told you, this is the second time. Call her dad. I want to find out from her dad what he thinks of us.

Do you know somebody who got hit by a car? My dad got hit when he was younger. My friend Katie's son got hit in our neighborhood on his bike.

People don't care. they're not paying attention that's a little kid yeah and people are like 10 years old i've hit someone before oh of course what on their bike riding their bike what are you trying to do get back bitch giggling what say you and this bitch giggling oh yeah i was but i offered him a first

aid kit and i was like hey man i offered them a first aid kit that's nice hey here you go i'll

Give you some Neosporin. Jesus. What's up, Heather?

Good morning, everyone.

Good morning, Heather. Will you talk some sense into these women?

So I can't because I understand. They're just trying to get a bag.

What do you mean? You got to be able to be alive to spend it. Wait, is this their way of trying to hire and call Sam or something? David Feminino? Yeah, I mean. Figer Law? Who else advertises on this show? Top dog, dog! Yeah?

I used to maybe not look both ways every once in a while when I was crossing the road in hopes that maybe my tuition would be paid for. Oh, my gosh.

You know what? You'd be doing tuition with a feeding tube in you.

Depends on how fast we're going.

It's insane. It's not funny. I'm telling you. I'm getting...

freaked out by these guys. What's up Tiffany? Hi. Hi. Hi Tiffany. I am on my way home from work actually. I work in an ER. Oh which one do you work in? Which hospital? At St. John. Okay.

You guys see some you guys see gunshots and crazy crap there don't you? All the time. Yeah. Do you ever see people get hit by cars because they just walk out in the middle of traffic very frequently

what is going on with people are hit by cars all the time because the drivers don't pay attention

and the pedestrians don't pay attention but in this case this driver uh didn't need to pay attention they were just driving down the street and uh these guys just walked right out in front

of the car they still need to be no i stopped for a minute that's how people end up in the icu

Yeah.

Or dead.

Yeah, or dead.

Well, that's not happening. Praise the God, okay? I put my hand in front of the guy. I'm like, hey, stop, stop, stop. And he wants to stop. In the middle of the street.

Do you know who God needs to be more focused on? Me. The mom that just got cancer that has little kids that didn't want cancer. You want to get hit by a car. You should not be doing that. Hold on. Dave, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi.

Hi, Mojo. First time, long time. Thank you, buddy.

Thanks, Val.

Talking about doing the crosswalks, I'm a driver, and going through the parking lots, who actually wins the argument if the person who has a right-of-way walks the car and hits them?

Okay, so if the person has a right-of-way, is this like you call the law or something? What is this?

No, like any crosswalk, going through the parking lots, going through Walmart, whatever, they just walk right out because they have a right-of-way. but who actually wins the argument person laying on the ground or the driver exactly well yeah the person that drove because they just drive away yeah you still got hit you're the one hurt the driver is not hurt so people you may have a right away but you still got to look the driver may not

be paying attention well the other and the other thing too is and i will say this to you is that you have to understand that it doesn't make a difference if you win the case you're still hurt who wants to sit there you know

I didn't mean legally the person laying on the ground or the guy driving the person laying on the ground

and honestly in the case of the person that was driving that car was shell shocked I'm telling you if you would have saw this I mean I get one thing of you not paying attention reading something on your phone or whatever and you just walk out and drive and she did that a week ago So now Bianca's doing it twice in a row. And she's bringing her friend along with.

I'm three for three right now. Three crosswalks, crossy road, and I'm still here.

Bianca's dad, Al, is on the phone with us right now. I love it.

Hi, Al. He's going to drill me. Hi, how are you guys? Good morning.

I'm trying to look out for your daughter, but it's being.

She's being a big dummy.

It's very difficult to look out for your daughter here, Al.

What happened?

She just walks in front of traffic. She doesn't look both ways.

Oh, my God, Bianca. What's wrong with you? I'll tell you before, always look right and left before you go anywhere. You got to look right and left before you cross. She goes, no.

It's Detroit. There's no rules in the D, man. You just do what you got to do.

Yes, it is Detroit. Anywhere you go, it's the same rules, baby. Anywhere you go.

They should spot Mojo out, though, before me. So as long as Mojo's with me, he'll be my bodyguard.

Yeah, exactly. They're hoping I walk soon so I can actually stop them. It's like setting a pick in basketball, you know? Al, we got to have a conversation after the show's over with. And I'm going to get George on, which, by the way, happy Father's Day, Al.

Thank you. Happy Father's Day to you too as well, buddy.

Happy Father's Day to George, Lydia's dad, because I'm going to talk to both of you, Caldean good-looking men, and tell you that your daughters aren't behaving themselves.

Don't tell my dad. He'll stop paying for my phone and everything else that it still pays for.

Actually, I saw George's picture yesterday. A lady had posted one. He's a good-looking man. He looks young. My dad is a cutie.

He's going to be 70. That's my dad.

How did a Chaldean man like that get that much hair? I don't think I know a Chaldean guy with that much hair. Is that his hair or is that turkey?

No, no. That is his hair, and he's never dyed it either. So he got the salt and pepper look.

That's amazing. Great head of hair. You look good at salt and pepper. Yes. He looks like he's the Chaldean George Clooney. That's what he looks like. Hey, I'll talk to you after the show, Al.

I'll see you later, bud. Thank you.

All right. Take care of yourself. Hold on a second here. Is it Delaina? Delaina.

Delaina. Hi, Mojo. Good morning, everybody.

Good morning. What's up?

I'm an ER nurse at Receiving, so if we get her in there, I'm calling you like, yeah, we got her. You got to give me that special treatment, though.

Delaina, if you see her.

You can't be doing stuff like that. These people are crazy. They do not stop at no red light. No. Nothing in the city.

Delaina, here's the deal. Don't call me. Call Tony Travato. That's the person you got to call. Call the big boss.

Bianca, she, Bianca, young, dumb, and full of some. And you know what?

I'll be fine.

All right. It is mojo in the morning. So this is a funny one. We've had a topic on our topic board to be as our last topic of the morning for the last, and I've counted this now, six days. So there's been six days that this topic was supposed to air. And the topic was always on here. So we have a little show sheet. And it's got all the topics from today, all the things we do, like War of the Roses, the second date update, Five Lies, Throwback Throwdown, and more. It's even got things on there, like what contests we're doing, you know, cars and cash and, you know, concert tickets. And this topic has been on here. And the topic has been Shannon, sex in the closet.

And there comes a point, I told Lydia this morning, she's like, I have your topic again at the end of the show. I said, just throw it out at this point. Get rid of it.

At some point when you have this, you start thinking, is this going to be the bit? Like, is it going to be like how Jimmy Kimmel back in the day used to do? Oh, you know, Matt Damon was supposed to be on the show today, but he's not going to be on the show. You're talking about sex. In the closet. Why? Okay, explain to me why you would have sex in a closet.

it so sometimes when there is available time in the day and wes and i both find ourselves home it's kind of a little treat because it does not happen very often we're both you know out doing different things throughout the day so this was i don't even remember how long ago this was a week ago and um it was a friday and we both found ourselves home at the same time well the problem was Wes's son my stepson who just graduated was home as well so we were both kind of horny and wanted to have sex but we're like well Kieran's here we're not you know that's kind of awkward like we got to figure this out so Wes went downstairs and told him that he was going to take a shower came back upstairs he turned the shower on I don't know why we went in the closet and not in the bathroom I think just because the closet has a carpeted floor and the bathroom does not and and we and we baked cookies in the closet and so that's my question is what was your desperate for sex situation i can't concentrate when you do that like where'd you have to do it just to you know i want to say get it in but literally and

figuratively i um i uh find it uh interesting that you guys have to go in the closet for it because he's down in the basement, though.

But he will wander, and he's the one that will come up and walk into the room without any knocking, any sort of given. We don't have locks on any doors in the house, except for one bathroom downstairs has a lock, and it doesn't even work.

Because I'm surprised that that's something that Wes hasn't switched in that house. Me too. Because I think locks on doors are very important to have. I think you have to have them. Oh, really? Yes, I do. My kids, because here's the thing with my kids. And Chelsea was showering yesterday, and she had the doors closed to the bathroom, and I was going to jump in the shower right after her. And she said, Luke just came home. Make sure that that door is locked. My kids will walk in through closed doors.

See, that's what he does as well. That's what Kieran does as well. And even I told Wes, I'm like risky to even say you were taking a shower because he doesn't care. He'll walk in and still, you know, chat.

Which, by the way, if you're a kid and you walk in and your mom in the shower, that's awkward.

I've done the closet thing. You already referenced that one, so I won't go there. I remember one time I was in a relationship, and we took Josiah to Orlando, Florida for, like, his birthday. And we got a double bed situation. So he was on one bed, and then we were on the other bed. And to Shannon's point, horny, I wouldn't say we couldn't wait. It was just, why should we wait? And, yeah, we just did it right there in the bed next to him.

That has to be hard to not make any sort of noise.

It was nice and subtle, we'll say.

I think that that is honestly a thing that should get your kids taken away from you. Why?

Because how do you know that he was not awake and just so traumatized he didn't want to say anything?

No, he ain't sleeping that good. Like Lazarus. I think, hey, if you're too cheap and you don't have a connecting room, you can have your kid in another room. Sorry, Mr. Baller. I'm sorry, but you shouldn't. How about you, Mr. No Balls? Oh, no, I had balls. You should not be doing that. Your child should not have. You know how traumatized your child's going to be? He doesn't know, bro. You think your childhood was traumatizing? Is your dad going away to prison? He doesn't know. Why are you trying to turn this into something else? He doesn't know. Your kid's going to be one day telling his friends, Shannon and Mojo.

I had to lay in bed and pretend I was asleep to get through it.

What's up? What's up, Dustin? How you doing? Back to you, Ben. How you guys been? We're doing good. Can you turn your radio down? It sounds like you're coming back at me for a second. Are you on a headset?

Yeah, I am. I'm at work. Let me turn it on.

Your headset is really loud, then. You've got bad hearing.

Is that better?

Yeah, that's better. Go ahead. What's going on?

Not much. I was just saying, me and my wife have to end up going out to our camper to get alone time, because we have five boys.

Mike and Allie do that. That's actually genius.

In the driveway?

They go out to the driveway. Is that where yours is? Yep. Mike and Allie told a story one time to Chelsea and I about how when Cecily, you know, was very inquisitive and would come into the room every now and again, they would go sneak out to the

camper. Yeah, because these kids don't knock. Do you make an announcement to say hey, we're going now because we have a conversation or do y'all just sneak out the house?

We just tell them we're going to clean the camper. That camper's real clean.

Y'all get to 17, so. Yeah. See, to me going to clean the camper would now be my baking cookies euphemism. I would use that as my euphemism all the time. That's awesome. What kind of camper you got?

It's a 33-and-a-half-foot, just a toe-behind.

By the way, your wife is a lucky lady. 33-and-a-half-foot, toby-time. Toe-behind. Toe-behind. You can tell you're not a camping kind of guy. I'm not a camper, yeah. I can't believe how many people have had sex in a hotel room on a vacation with their family, their whole kids. Talk about it. I think that is the most disgusting. You guys are all disgusting.

Listen, no, no, no. You mad that Chelsea wouldn't let you get none? Because I promise you, I've been on vacation. You tried to hit.

She was like, get out of my face. Not if we had one room. I would never do that. First off, can I tell you something? When we have had the hotel rooms, it was usually we had two beds in the room. She's in one bed with one kid. I'm in one bed with the other kid. If we got in the same bed, the kids would think that was disgusting.

Well, what did you do when you just had one kid, when you had Joe?

Usually they were in between us on a big bed. Y'all tripping. The parents who have sex and their kids are in one bed, and even in the bed with them, that's sick name.

I'm not doing it. In the bed with them is a different level. I'm not going that far. But if it's 5 o'clock in the morning and we've been up all night and Joe's sleeping in the other bed and he's not here, and then, yeah, we're about to do a little one too. That's how my friend conceived all her kids. See?

They were all in the same bed. JT, what did you want to say about that? Wow. JT.

Yeah, so we were staying in the Hard Rock in Florida. It was very expensive. We could only afford one room. And we had been in the pool and drinking, and the kids were in the room playing, and they fell asleep. So we just baked cookies while they were there.

Did you go in the bathroom at least?

No.

You did it in the bed with the kids sleeping. How do you know they were fully sleeping?

I was so terrified that there was one eye open looking. They were, because they had been swimming, and they were so exhausted. and you can tell when an eight and a 10 year old are like sound asleep eight and a 10 year old

seriously um and uh quick question uh for you um do your kids have any kind of weird nightmares at night like is there anything that ever comes your way trauma are you are you a quiet sexer like are you somebody that doesn't make loud noise that day let's just say that so to make sure that your husband wasn't doing anything he shouldn't have

been doing like making noises or anything like that we've also had to do it in the closet like shannon did so i mean you have a company over it's just you don't want to make noise or any awkwardness so you go in the closet how big is the closet it's not as big as i would have liked it to be but it's perfect it's a great answer you throw some pillows down it's okay sorry

on nicole hi nicole tell kevin who you are to the topic that we're in the midst of talking about

hey nicole yeah hi kevin i was actually the child

the room whose parents thought I was sleeping and they were doing the deed next to me and I will never recover from this. How old were you? I was about eight years old. I was on a hockey tournament with my brothers and they were all in other rooms. I was the only one in the room and I was notorious for staying up late so I have no idea why they thought I was asleep but and I will never tell them so i just want you to know that nicole live it down well be in you don't have to answer this

but i know you got an answer what is something that you'll always remember about either your

mom or your dad from this moment it was terrible the the noises the kissing the bed everything i I was so traumatized. I was squeezing my eyes closed. Oh, you poor thing.

Did your dad have a nickname for your mom or vice versa?

No, none of that. Thank God, honestly.

Was he the type of guy that grabbed the butt cheeks while he was doing it?

Stop making it or relive it. Honestly, I can't. I can't.

Oh, my God. Well, shout out to your parents on really screwing up you as a child here and now an adult.

Yeah, I'm 30 now. I'm 30 now.

so i've never forgotten that thanks nicole appreciate you take care bye d are you there i am here hello hey d this is another one of those ones where kevin listen up and this is why you do not have sex in a hotel room on vacation with your child in the room what's the

story d so one time i was absolutely that child who you know their parents were doing the hanky Thank you while I'm in the hotel room. That was traumatizing enough, but I think it might have been the very same trip. They were picking me up from Michigan's Adventure, and I walk up to the car on the side of the road, and she's going down on him. I'm doing that on the side of the road. I'm traumatized for life.

Did she know that you were coming to the car? She totally did. She was picking up her kid, and I walk up, and I'm like, ah! Your mom is giving your dad oral. I could never have that out of my head after that.

Did he have his hands up in the air like he was going down a roller coaster?

Oh, my Lord, Kev, don't make me rethink it. It's time for more Mojo. Mojo in the morning.

It is Mojo in the morning. Yesterday I had the very kind-hearted Kevin take me home. He drove me home. He did Eddie Money. He took me home tonight. I don't get the reference.

Take me home tonight. I don't want to let you go.

You don't remember that song. You don't know that song.

I was from a different place at a different time.

Just like Shannon sang, be my little baby. Remember that song? You don't remember that song? That's a throwback. When did y'all do that? You got to start. Maybe I should have taken over the aux cord and played some of my music for you.

Keep going, though, because you started off kind, Kevin. but I know there's going to be a turn somewhere at some point.

No, there's not going to be anything that's not going to be unkind in this one here. So Kevin told me this week, he said, hey, I'm going to take you home from work on Thursday. And he says, we'll have lunch and I'll take you to the house. And, you know, it was really nice. We go to his car, which is, you know, parked out on the street here, which, by the way, is an amazing car. he should leave it unlocked because if anybody was going to steal anything in that car it would actually be a benefit to Kevin because it would be them cleaning something out of that thing. Shannon, this car looked like and I'm going to give another reference that you're not going to know this car looked like Fred G. Sanford's I don't know who that is. Pickup truck from Sanford and Son.

Red Fox. Red Fox. You knew that one. I know.

Like filthy or just lots of stuff. It had more crap in it. I took a picture. Oh, send the pic. You know you took a picture. Send the pic. Bianca, do me a favor. I'm going to send this picture to you. Post this on the story and say, do we think Kevin's car needs to be cleaned out? Holy hell, Kev.

This is why you can't do nice things for people. Kev, is that? And you're zooming in. You don't need to pinch and zoom. You got stuffed animals, clothes, wrappers, so much popcorn on the floor.

That's Josiah. Where does Josiah sit? A laundry basket.

Get in that back right seat. Go ahead. Dude, that's... What else do you have? I mean, this is... You can't even see the... You can't see the floor. We are not focused on the facts. And I took this man home.

On the facts.

Drove 50 minutes out my way and 50 minutes back.

Accusations.

These are not accusations. This is false. Listen, I'm not going to lie. I'll be the first one to tell you that my car is filthy. this car one day one day i will clean it the craziest part is when i moved in december a lot of that stuff like you mentioned that laundry basket a lot of stuff that's back there is stuff from me moving that i just either haven't thrown away or haven't taken out the stuffed animal i will say i'm two for two with the claw machine and that stuffed animal came from zap zone last week with josiah that's by that's back there the popcorn yeah that stuff

That thing, by the way, that you get from ZapZone in that thing is supposed to go in a garbage or donate it to somebody. That thing should not be going home. That's cancer right there.

According to you, the backseat is the garbage.

Yeah, that thing's asbestos. It is. By the way, I think I got asbestos when I was driving in that car.

You had a comfortable ride.

That car, first off, let me explain this to you. I'm in the front seat, okay? Normally, what I've been doing since I've injured my shoulder and I've had to wear this brace, I've been sitting in the backseat of a car because I can't put a seatbelt on. I couldn't sit in the backseat of his car. There's no room.

There's no room. First off, as soon as you opened the back door, I said, this ain't no Uber. Get in the front. I'm not your Uber driver.

I was, come on.

No, what, you going to sit in the backseat? I'm not, no, no, no, that's not what this is. The man can't sit up next to the center console.

This man, I had to, so he had to put my seatbelt on. Thank you.

Very helpful. Why is this not a video? Well, I should have took a video of that.

I can't believe that that car even moves with the amount of crap that is in that car.

It is a beautiful ride.

Please tell me you do not take girls on dates in that car.

Yeah, they've been in there.

Oh, my God.

They're not tripping, bro.

If you got a car like that, you got to have a dirty set of balls.

Honest to God. I'd be on second date update if I got in somebody's car and it looked like that. That is the most disgusting. I will not call you back. Listen, I'm telling you. They there for me. That's bad. They're not there for the car.

That car is so disgusting. I look at that thing, and I'm like, what in the world is going on?

Well, y'all got the Jack's Platinum car? Help your boy out. I don't. I only have the basic package, which is the outside of the car.

I just need a little vacuum.

They got free vacuums there.

What's going on, Jen?

I looked at it. I'm going to stick up for Kevin because when my husband mocks me for my car, I always say if we are both stranded somewhere, I am going to live a lot longer because I have extra clothes. I have a pillow. I have probably some of my kids' leftover food, and he's going to die within 15 hours because he's got nothing but a spotless clean car. So, Kevin, you do you and you're going to survive and we'll see each other somewhere stranded.

Thank you. Is this one of those survival things? What do they call it when people can their own food and they think that they're going to die, they're preparing for the end of the world?

They're a prepper. Maybe.

Kevin and Jennifer are preppers.

I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but I will say it has come in handy often. And, like, when you're out at your kids' events, it's really cold because it's May. And you're like, oh, wait, I still have gloves left over in the room.

I have a blanket and pillow.

So that's all I'm saying. And I even have flip-flops left over from last summer.

You got the entire four seasons right there in that car. Jennifer, what's going on? Hi, it's Mojo in the Morning.

Hey, this is Erica.

Oh, I'm sorry. Hi, Erica. I apologize. That's okay. Good morning. What's going on?

Good morning. Good morning. What's the Charlie Brown name with the dust ball going around? That's it. Exactly. What is that character? How dare you? How dare you offer to take somebody home with your car in that condition? Shame on you.

No, it's not shame on me. First off, Chelsea has been coming to get this man driving out of her way, even though that's her husband, for better or for worse. I thought I was doing the kind thing. If somebody offers you help, it doesn't matter how the package comes. Just open it up.

No, Kev. Shame on you. That's trifling. Ugh, man.

It was so dirty. No. So dirty.

Go look at the picture. It's not as bad as he made it. She's looked at it.

I guarantee you, Eric, has looked at it.

I looked at it. You need to clean your car. Popcorn on the floor. You can't see the floor. You got to clean your car.

I bet you he's got dingleberries in his butthole. Oh, what? I'm telling you.

No, my butthole's solid, bro.

He's got, seriously.

Listen, first of all, it's a shoebox, my work bag, my trench coat on the floor, that little hamper thing. Wait, that's a nice trench coat. Get that off the floor. And then it's Josiah's side. Y'all got kids. Anything goes back there sometimes.

Emily, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning.

Good morning. How are you guys?

We're great. What's going on?

I just wanted to say this is why Kev needs to dump his trash at Josiah's mom's house. He's got to clean out that car. Bingo. It's disgusting. I forgot about that. You have a very good memory. That's a great memory. Absolutely correct.

Thanks for bringing that up, Emily. We appreciate you.

Have a good day, guys. You too.

Take care of yourself. Hold on. Don wants to say something to Kevin. What's that, Don? Hey, Kev, is your car a soup kitchen? It does. It does. You got me, Don. Don, can you believe that thing, Don? Can you believe I got in that car yesterday?

Yeah, well, yeah, I do believe you got in it. You got a free ride. That is true.

How does it smell? By the way, it actually didn't smell bad.

It wasn't bad, but I will tell you, I've gotten into Ubers before that are equally as bad as Kevin's, and I'm like, these people that are driving professionally, and this is how they drive? You offer help.

Honestly, I would rather get into a messy, cluttered car than a car that stinks. The smells really get me. I feel you. So if it smelled fine, all right.

Roger. What's going on, Roger?

How much? How you doing? Good. What's happening? Not much, man. I work in construction, and I will clean my car one day, and then in two days it is dirty. I mean, I got stuff on me unless I bring clothes to work. Kevin must be a contractor on the side.

A little bit. Kevin's doing everything on the side, if that's the case. Look at this thing. It's got full sets of clothes. He's got more clothes there than Chelsea has in our walk-in closet. Shoes, clothes, stuff and animals. Hi, Rachel. It's Mojo in the morning.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Yeah, give him some grace. My car, I can just clean it, and my car gets a mask. I have a three, almost four-year-old. I'm always working, and I'm a single mom.

You know what's funny? This is the thing.

Less than two days later.

Now people can say I relate to Kevin because all the dirty car people are sticking up for Kevin right now.

No, don't get me wrong. It drives me nuts. It does. It drives me nuts.

Yeah.

I got a new car, and I gave my friends' twin boys a ride home, who are young teenagers.

By the way, I can hardly hear you underneath all the garbage in your car right now. There's something wrong with your Bluetooth. Brian, what's going on, Brian?

Mojo, I think you need a new contest. Just put Zach back in the rat suit from the Coney place and send him out to Kevin's car. Oh, my God.

Brian, you try to help the guy. You guys are so good. You try to help the guy.

Never again. Never again. Never again. Never again. Oh, my God. WKQI Detroit. WSNX Muskegon Grand Rapids. WVKS Toledo. Three great stations. One stupid show. This is Mojo in the Morning live. It's time now for Am I the A-Hole on Mojo in the Morning. This is where you get to tell us what you did, and then we will decide whether or not we think what you did was a-hole-ish. Please don't swear, if you can, keep from saying the actual word. This is a voice memo that was sent to us. Actually, what is it? What the hell is it called? Talkback on the iHeartRadio app.

Hi, my name is Jackie. My issue is I'm a single mom with kids and money's tight. and uh my dog got very sick and it the bill it just became too much for me to keep financially uh you know taking care of the dog and my family at the same time so i had to put him down and i want to know am i a bad person for doing this are you thank you are you a bad person or

are you an a-hole for doing this well i guess it all depends on on what the circumstances were as far as the dog's health is concerned uh jackie is on with us jackie are you there yeah i'm here first off i'm sorry to hear about your dog so jackie what was the illness that your dog had

that you uh put your dog down well um it illness it's an aging process but cataracts your dog had cataracts yeah and um that's why you put it down well it was a lot of it was just the bills were just piling up that what they wanted to do and they could do this and that and uh it was hard to watch the dog bump into things all the time and you know but uh wow it was yeah it was a lot of money all right so hold on hold on i'm looking

i just googled this how much for dog cataract surgery was a cataract in both eyes or just one eye yeah both both eyes it says between twenty five hundred and four thousand dollars per eye

you know charlie has cataracts though and he just he just kind of deals he just kind of like walks in the walls he doesn't though no he doesn't maybe i don't maybe he doesn't have that bad i don't

know it says the average cost of canine cataract surgery can range between twenty five hundred and four thousand dollars per eye if cataracts oh god impound your dog's quality of life cataract surgery can help to relieve the pain and improve the dog's vision she just couldn't see a future

with him how old's your dog oh uh 16 16 oh god oh that's that's an old dog though you still can't kill him because he can't see yeah i know but that my kids are so mad at me now they don't

understand i mean 16 is i don't know god all right so all right is that a reason to put your dog down

uh 844 mojo live is jackie an a-hole 844-665-6548 we We'll be right back.

put our dog Lily down that's the only dog that we actually had to ever put down it was the most traumatic situation ever my family literally for weeks was was depressed it was awful I can only imagine how this must have been did you tell that your kids that you had to put the dog down or did

you just tell the kids that the dog died no I said I was honest with them and you told you know it you told me it's easy to tell the truth yeah i said it was just i explained it was like quality of life and we don't want the dog to suffer okay and but they were still mad okay they don't

understand i was gonna say you would definitely be in a an a-hole if you lied about it but i would understand if you did lie about it especially if you got young kids and you're a single mom back up what's going on is uh jackie an a-hole not an a-hole my heart hurts for her i actually

was just having this conversation with someone recently about like how so many animals end up in the pound and animal shelters because so many single parents or just families in general can't afford animal care these days and then they're just stuck in the shelter and so many shelters can't even afford those surgeries themselves because it's non-profit and their quality of life just decreases nobody adopts them and they just sit there and like she said this dog was 16 and I mean my parents they just spent like $8,000 to get both of their dogs eyes removed due to cataracts and she was 14 and only lived like another year and they were like they had to have the eyes removed

hold on I ain't never heard they just took the eyes out they took the eyes out

she had no eyes so what was she doing what was going on she was walking into the walls It was, yeah, it was, so it was bad cataracts, and then they did the cataract surgery, and then it's done within six months, so they were like, okay, well, we have to remove her eyes. Oh, my God. Because of, like, the disease and everything.

There is a lady in my neighborhood who has, same dog as Charlie, a toy poodle. With no eyes? It has cataracts really bad, and I don't think the dog can walk very well, but she still takes it on walks every day in a stroller.

Wow. What's up, Darlene? Hi. Is Jackie an a-hole?

No, she isn't, because recently, just a couple months ago, I had to put two of my dogs down. Oh, my gosh. They were only a year and a half. I let them out in the yard. They were pit bulls and Great Dane mix, but they were tall. But I let them out in the back like I always do, and another dog jumped the fence, mauled both of them. And they told me the damage to their legs would cost me, for each dog, $4,500. So I had to put them down.

Oh, I am so sorry. I can hear it in your voice.

Because their legs were chewed up and the pain was horrible. I did pay to try to fix it. But when I took them back for the re-thing They told me I would have to have surgery on both of them And it's going to cost me more than what I had And it belonged to my great-grandson Oh, I am just He's only two They were his love of mine But I don't believe she's an a-hole Because you have to do what you have to do

You're a sweet lady By the way, Darlene sounds like she should be a voice actress She's got that voice, doesn't she? She's got a little bit. She's upset. Darlene, I love you, Darlene.

Thank you, and I listen to you every morning. God bless you. God bless you.

What was your dog's name? Two dogs.

One was Pee Wee. The female was Isis, and the male was called Pee Wee.

Wait, you had a dog named Isis?

Oh, my God.

Did you also have a dog named Al Qaeda? What is going on? That's the cat's name.

Well, she was, uh, Isis was all white and she had a black, uh, black around her. All right. She was white with brown spots.

Oh my Lord. Okay. All right. Well, thank you. Thank you for the call. God bless you.

You're welcome.

Take care.

Bye.

You kind of came in your purse. Hold on. Amber, uh, everybody's been saying that Jackie's not an a-hole except you. What's up?

I think that Jackie might be an a-hole because, you know, if the dog had cataracts, she could have rehomed him and somebody would have continued to love him, whether he bumped into stuff or not, and, you know, continued to give him a good life for the rest of his days, you know?

So even if the dog was bumping into walls at home and having to, like, you know, be taken care of, if she didn't do the surgery, everything would have been okay. Jen doesn't spend any money There are people that would love that dog regardless if he was bumping into walls and, you know, give him a good space to live in.

Because that one caller that called up, I think I agree with them. You're putting a lot of stress on the shelters by giving them a bad dog. A bad dog.

Yeah. There's a better way to say that.

There's a better way to say that. He's got issues. You know what I mean?

It's a home for everybody.

And if she's, and I will tell you this, dog people get crazy. If you're spending more money on your dog than you are on your kids, then I think that that's a wrong thing. Don't take food out of your baby's mouths.

Well, I guess I can't speak to having kids because I only have pets, but I understand where she's coming from. I can see her side, but at the same time, there's somebody out there that would have loved that dog continuously.

But the dog's age makes me change my opinion a little bit about that. Absolutely. The dog's 16 years old, but still, I mean, my dog is 15 and a half. Shannon wants to put me down. She's like. My dog is 15 and a half, and I pray that he goes in his sleep so I don't have to make that decision, because I could never, ever, ever make that decision.

Or get hit by a car.

No. Oh, my God. No. Caitlin?

What's up, Caitlin?

Hey. Hi.

What's going on?

Oh, nothing. Just listening. I mean, the dog is old. That makes me feel a little less of an a-hole from her. But still, I feel like she didn't need to kill the dog, you know?

Agree. Jackie, I think you're fine. But don't – she's on there. Talk to Jackie, Caitlin. You just said that.

Oh, hey, Jackie. Jackie. Hi. Hi. How you doing? I'm doing good. It was a hard decision, but, you know. I know, yeah. I'm a single mom. Don't be yourself about it.

You know, it's hard.

my cat lost his leg last year so i i i feel ya but we are we have by the way

we've got dogs with no eyes we've got cats with no legs what is going on can we get all these animals together and let's all have like a like a station

A deformed. Did you just say a preformed actor?

No, she said a deformed. I think she said a deformed. But that's even worse. No, let's have everybody's crazy animals come together, and let's all celebrate our animals that have a little problem or something. Jackie, I feel bad for you. But everybody seems to be really nice to you, though. Look at these textures that are coming in.

Well, that helps me a lot. They'll get over it.

They'll deal with it. Jessica, what's up? Hi.

Hi, Mojo. How are you? So Jackie is, I'm good. Jackie is definitely an A.H. I'm sorry. She is. I can't believe people are saying she's not.

Well, I think that people are being, understanding that it's a 16-year-old dog, and it would have cost her a lot of money.

So I actually work at a vet. you don't have to have cataract surgery for dogs so it's i mean obviously the the doctor is going to recommend it just but there's other things you can do like eye drops or or stuff like that to keep them like out of pain yeah so yes so she just i i think if that was the only reason just the cataracts and there was no issues as far as like eating drinking going to the bathroom then she's definitely an ah for for putting their dog down for just cataracts with working at a vet's office

what is the craziest reason why somebody put their dog down sometimes well we don't do it

for just like convenience but so this guy like had to move and he couldn't bring his cats with him and he wanted to to euthanize his cats because he couldn't take them wow but we wouldn't we wouldn't, you know, it has to be a legit reason.

I can't have him. Nobody can. Thank you for the call. Ryan, what did you want to say? Ryan, it's Am I the A-hole here on Mojo in the Morning. Hi. Hi. I just wanted to say, I think it's a case for bad dog law. Bad dog. No, no. No, top dog law.

No, he's saying that because of what you said. Bad dog.

You can't got one leg. by the way this show today is a mess are we a mess

It was funny, though.

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uh a lot of graduates enjoying themselves uh today uh grad parties happening a lot even more graduations. I saw this on social media and tell me that this is not funny. I would like to know who, okay, let's just throw this out there as a quick little random topic, Lydia. I want to know who's got cheap parents, like where your parents are like the cheapest people ever. And what is the cheapest thing that your parents ever did to you? Like, were you the kid that had to have hand-me-downs? Were you the kid that's mom took a bike out of some neighbor's garbage?

Shout out to Tim Murphy, my favorite bike ever.

Refurbished it and gave it to you as a new bike?

Had a banana seat.

Were you the kid that you went to school with basically two slices of bread with butter in between it or something? I don't know.

Were you the kid whose parents told you to steal the jam packets at restaurants so you could have jelly at home?

Or was your mom the lady that stole everything from the restaurants and you guys would serve McDonald's ketchup as your ketchup at your house?

You did not have a drawer full of ketchup and salt packets.

Right, condiment drawer. And Taco Bell. Yes, it is.

You got to have a condiment drawer. Actually, I will say this, and we're not cheap, I don't think. Chelsea and I are definitely not cheap. We got a condiment drawer. Some of the best things that we have in that condiment drawer are spices and Taco Bell, you know, hot milds and flamings.

Bro, in my bedroom, I don't think I've ever had a trash can until I was an adult. It was always Dollar Store or Kroger Trash Bags.

Yeah.

If you didn't have a kitchen cabinet full of trash or grocery bags, double as trash bags, you wouldn't live.

Well, that was my book bag. And that was how I, we used to have to, for our textbooks in school before, obviously now they have, you know, computers and stuff. But we used to have textbooks and to take care of the textbooks, we used to have to take Kroger or Meijer old, you know, the brown bags. And we had to wrap the textbooks with it. Let me show you, though, guys, what I'm talking about, though. So one of my Facebook friends congratulated their child on their graduation from college. And they posted the picture of their graduates, you know, their child's graduation photo. The only problem was, and you'll see this. I don't know if you guys have. I sent it to everybody. Yeah. This is the photo that they posted. So they posted the photo. Actually, it was, I covered it up, the person. Look at what the photo.

Look what's over the photo. Do you see, Kyle?

Look what's over the photo. Do you know what that is? Not the emoji because the emoji is just blocking out there.

The wording.

The wording is that it is a copywritten photo that you have to actually buy the photo of their kid's graduation in order to have it to post it on the thing.

It's like the watermark of the photography company.

And they obviously did not want to buy the. I'm with it. So that was their thing.

They should have just put it in ChatGPT and said remove watermark.

Would ChatGPT do that?

I have no idea. It just popped into my mind. That is genius.

They seem like they do everything, right? I don't know if it would do it just because it would probably say that it would be illegal for you. Because all these photographers. But what parent doesn't buy their kids college graduation photos? I mean, it can get expensive. I understand that. But this is a big moment, I'm sure, in your family's life that you guys got this.

It's like one of those things that only happens once. Yeah. So it's kind of like you want to have that memory.

But I feel like the kids aren't even interested. Like, Kieran is like, please do not put the photo of me in my capping out anyway. Please do not put it up in the house. Do not. It made us swear.

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Some of these texts are coming in right now that are so good. Poncho on with us. What's up, Poncho? Come on. You didn't come from cheap parents, did you?

Yes, I did. When I was younger, my dad would have an entire glove box filled with staphkins from restaurants and plasticware, too. I think I do.

Anytime there's a food...

drop here at the radio station kev sees me do it i take every napkin nowadays i have a glove box

in my own car full of them it's the best uh samantha what's happening it's mojo in the morning call out your cheap parents turn your radio down samantha oh hello hi i still use

garbage bags for like things later on oh yeah store bags like the grocery bags yes yeah all

the time those are the greatest who has the best bags which which store has the best ones because i love the bags that they have at lululemon and i get really pissed i get really pissed when they will cheap out and not give me the big one you know what i mean i mean kroger bags were my Lunchbox from all my childhood. Oh, the greatest. That was my lunchbox. I always said when they were trying to get rid of all the plastic bags in this world, and they said that it was killing whales, I'm like, okay, that's all right. But it saves me from having to go buy something to put all my stuff in when I go to work every day. What's going on, Amy?

Hi, I'm in the studio, first time, long time. Hey. Let's go. Today's my birthday. Oh, happy birthday. Thank you. I'm getting ready to go to work, but I had a cheap parent.

Oh, what'd they do?

How cheap? So when I was growing up and I would do the fundraiser, this particular, I was selling chocolate bars for the school, and my mom always kept the money. Oh, wait.

That's a totally different thing than we're talking about. She was the thief. I know. Oh, that's so funny. She was keeping all the money that the world's famous chocolate people wanted. What's up, Blake? How you doing?

What's going on, Mojo?

Hey, nothing much, man. What's happening? We're talking about those cheap parents.

My dad was so cheap one year for Halloween, he put us in black garbage bag and said we were the California raisins.

Oh, my God. I love it. Oh, that's hysterical. This one's a good one, too. What kid didn't go to school with a Wonder Bread bag as their lunchbox? Remember that? When you get down to the end? Wait, did you guys have parents that would make you the sandwich with the ends of the bread? Like you'd get the end pieces? Listen, I like end pieces. You do? I'm not mad at the end pieces.

I just threw away the end piece this morning when I was making. Listen, nobody will eat it in our house. Save the top and the bottom. You got a perfect sandwich.

What's going on, Mary?

Good morning.

Hey, what's up?

First time long time. Hey there. Hi, Mary. Hi, Mary. So my mom used to hang out at the bar all the time, And while everybody got, like, regular Cabbage Patch dolls, my doll was made of nylons.

You guys homemade your Cabbage Patch dolls?

Yes. One of the bar ladies made it with nylons, and that's what I got for Christmas.

Oh, my God. I'm sorry. That is sad. That is kind of really sad. We got to get her a Cabbage Patch. I know. Do they still make those? What's up, Michelle? Hi.

Hey, it's Michelle with an N. Good morning, Michelle.

Sorry, Michelle. What's going on?

I'm going back a couple comments, Shannon. Your stepson, if he was black, his graduation picture would be hanging in the house. Everybody's graduation picture is at grandma's house. You've got to have it up, Michelle.

That's a big deal.

It is a big deal.

I'm telling you, I think that you should do that, though, Karen. You should actually just hang it up. Oh, I should make a fathead.

I should make one of those stand-up cardboard things. Yeah, we have to go on, Clint.

Nikki, your dad's a thief. What would your dad do?

So when I was a kid, my dad, we would be grocery shopping, and we would eat the grapes and the cherries out of the bag before we got to the checkout line. Yeah. So it would be less expensive.

Because they would wave by the pound. That's fantastic. Oh, that's so good. Oh, my God. That's so good. Nobody ever stopped you guys then, huh? That's great. Thank you for the call. I appreciate it.

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Miranda, will you tell everybody who you think is cheating?

My brother.

Your brother you think is cheating on his wife?

On his girlfriend.

On his girlfriend. And are you, like, really close to his girlfriend that you're willing to call out your brother like this?

yes she's one of my closest friends and she's kind of become a family member to us

so why are we not having her on here to make this phone call why is it that you're the one doing this

i just kind of want to figure out first if it's actually happening before i cause any sort of

chaos you and your brother not have like a close relationship where you feel like you can just talk So.

well i don't know if he's gonna lie or not if he's lying to her so you think that he potentially

is cheating and your goal is if he's not then you'll never bring it up to her and never talk

about it and if he is yeah will you tell her that's unfortunately the plan wow so this is

pretty wild because i feel like brothers and sisters will have their siblings back no matter what and and i i feel like you're not having his back by doing this i mean at this point

they've been together so long she's she's family to me too wow so you're choosing her if that's

the case uh we're gonna call him up to see where he's gonna send a dozen free roses this could be something that divides a family

I feel like even you just doing this is going to cause some drama

well not as much drama as he'd cause if he was cheating

oh wow so you're okay with doing this still I just want to give you an out

I'm okay with doing this

alright War of the Roses who are we hoping that the flowers go to what's your your brother's girlfriend's name

Cassie

We're hoping that the roses go to Cassie. Mute your phone.

Hello?

Hi, I'm looking for Michael.

Yeah, this is Michael.

Hi, Michael. my name is nicole and i'm calling from an online floral company called roses bloom.com with an offer for some free flowers do you have less than a minute to answer some survey questions in exchange for a dozen long stemmed red roses totally free not going to ask you for any financial information

it is truly a free offer we're a new business and there's no catch here or anything i mean

no catch oh okay yep it's a it's a dozen long stemmed red roses they can actually go they can go out of state if needed and they will um go out later this afternoon okay okay michael have you purchased flowers in the last six months uh no i haven't okay and you purchase plan on purchasing flowers in the next six months yes i do okay as a thank you for participating in the rosesbloom.com survey i'm now authorized to provide you with that dozen long-stemmed red roses so like i said these are going to go out later on today and i first off need to get a first and a last name of who you would like to send the flowers to okay um first name is lisa okay and last name is okay and a telephone number well hold on hey Okay, and what is Lisa's relationship to you?

Oh, she's a good friend.

Okay, and Red Rose is okay?

Yeah.

Okay. Michael, we do something unique at rosesbloom.com. Instead of sending a paper card along with the flowers, in this case, Lisa will get a text message that is sent to her when the flowers get delivered so she knows she has a delivery to go grab. And it's also going to include a voice memo that I'm going to record here with you. and I'm going to count you down. You can make it as long or as short as you want, but just kind of something similar to what you would write on a card, all right?

Okay.

Okay, here we go. Three, two, one.

Lisa, I can't wait to see you this weekend. Well, Michael.

Okay. And Michael, this call is being recorded for quality and training purposes. Are you okay with that?

Yeah, I'm okay with that.

Michael, I'm going to jump on real quick, and then we'll send those flowers off. We'll send the message off to your friend, Lisa. Before I do, I have somebody that would like to say hello to you, if you're okay with that.

Sure. Who's that?

Michael, your sister Miranda's on the phone. Miranda?

Are you kidding?

Michael, are you lying, piece of s***?

What are you doing?

Michael, your sister, Miranda, is on the phone and was hoping that you were going to send the flowers to your girlfriend, Cassie. He hung up the phone. Do you know who this girl is?

I have no idea who Lisa is, but I...

did see her picking him up last night so wait a second so you didn't tell us that you saw you saw a girl other than his girlfriend picking him up yet last night yeah late too how do you think this is going to go over with your family that you just did this i have no idea you're you think your parents are the type of people that and you know other family members Is there a type of people that will stick up for him? Or will they call him out for what he did?

I'm pretty sure everyone in our family will call him out.

Is there a way we can try to talk to Cassie, though? I worry about her hearing this now. Why don't we see what we can do, Lydia, with that? Hang on one second, Miranda.

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