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morning show, The Dumb Thief. Should I call him dumb if I don't know who it is? It's a family

member of yours, right? It is. What happened? Somebody in my house stole my AirPods. And I am one of those people that I keep my AirPods in the same place always, always, no matter what. Like I charge them and then I put them in this little drawer that's right by my Keurig in my kitchen. And I need them because Wes and I are leaving for our honeymoon on Wednesday. So I wanted to throw them in my suitcase and pack them over the weekend and again i know exactly where i put them last so this was not a case of me misplacing them i questioned all five individuals who live with me five individuals okay go through lucy okay smith my stepson kieran and my step daughter samantha okay all of them denied seeing said airpods that were missing and you don't have

anybody that could have come into your house to steal the airpods i mean coming in and out no and

this happened before the graduation party by the way because that's a good question okay that's a valid question dog didn't swallow it no because they're in a drawer is where i always keep them they have their own little space in the drawer so i immediately said oh i'm gonna check find my like find my phone and because they're always connected there and see where they are well it said the location couldn't be found so i knew that said thief had not charged them after carefully swiping them from their spot in the drawer. Well, then last night I checked again and the location tracked and I now know who the thief in my house is. And I will not say yet because they have not been busted by me.

Oh, you haven't confronted yet.

But this happened last night. I was in bed and I turned it on again and I go, oh, and I know exactly who it is because everybody is in a different location right now. technically not Lucy and Smith they're both staying with their dad but everybody for the most part is in a different location right now

so it's obviously one of Wes's kids or Wes or why Wes isn't home

Wes is home

Oh, they're just in a different location. Oh, do you see what I mean? Oh, okay.

Everybody's in a different location. So real quick. So they're dumb stealing them, not realizing I'm going to track them on Find My.

So here's the thing. With mentioning this on the air, if they are listening, put it back where you found it and nobody will be charged with the criminal act.

I already know who it is.

You do know who it is? Yes. Can you write it down so you can tell us or text us in the group text? So this happens to me all the time, Shannon, and I was going to tell you off the bat, it was probably Luke Carballo that stole it from you because I'm going to say this to you. Luke steals my AirPods all the time, and then he loses them somewhere. And, oh, okay, whoa. Shannon just struck me out with a change-up on that one there. I went down swinging.

You were saying his name, and that's right. You didn't have that person as the football? I did not.

No, I did not. I was horrible at the game Clue. With the game Clue, I never could figure out who it was. If we were playing the game Clue with Shannon's iPods, I would have not been able to figure it out. Is there somebody that's listening to the show right now that wants to call out the thief in your house? Who is it that steals everything? Like, we have a food thief in our house. We have the Apple, you know, device thief in our house.

But what dumb mistake did they make to get busted?

Oh, that's a good call, too. Like, how did they get busted doing it? Well, Luke's is easy. His mistakes are easy. I didn't even have to do find mine. I just go up into his room and there's like empty, what do they call the thing? Like the charging thing that you put your- The case. Yeah, well, the case. I know, it's easy to say. Is that what it is? An iPod case? There's empty ones. He loses the actual AirPods. Yeah, that's the worst. Yeah, he loses them all the time. Yeah. And actually, it's funny because, Kev, you're wearing the wired ones this morning, the old school wired ones. Yeah. I've said to Luke, why don't you just get old school wired ones? you know he gives me the grunt you know like that cheap on amazon right yeah but they don't

plug into your phone anymore do they you gotta get like a little adapter yeah yeah then you gotta

buy something else um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 is our telephone number were you surprised by who it was that stole it or did you figure that that person was quick no no did you uh uh do you have

like a way that you're going to bust them uh well i'm i'm going to call this person after the show today and get them back i have an idea does your airpods beep like if you do the find my yes um i've never i don't know yeah honest to god i've never lost them before this like i'm telling you i'm really weird about stuff like that because i know that that's an easy item to lose so that's why i am a psychopath about putting them in the same spot all the time because if you have the ones that beat once you're around this that would be hysterical and for those who don't know like here's here's my find my so i got loud because i i'll do it on other things you know here i'll play this my ipad whatever it's loud is this the sound on this one here hold on a second let's see if it says playing the sound this is yeah yeah yeah that's the way to do it shaman um it was

sodium funny what's going on red what's happening hey what's going on hey guys good morning how do i shut this thing up good morning morning what's happening uh my son loves to steal no one's phone charger is ever safe phone chargers are for sure going to get stolen and then batteries i'm not sure what it is with batteries but do it actually on the device i'm sorry we're listening

I'm sorry. I'm listening to you, Red. Oh, man, Mojo.

Sorry about that. Not a problem. That was all. Yeah, batteries and phone chargers are never safe with these teenagers.

Yeah. For me, it's not even the whole charger. It's the block part. Yes. The block part that you put in a wall. That's where you stole all the time.

You guys, I buy so many of those things because I can never find one.

Hey, Rachel, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

So I live in a duplex, and my brother, he lives upstairs. He always comes down and steals my pots and pans and my seasonings.

Oh, man. So he's like the kitchen thief. Does he ever make you anything? Because if he makes you something, then you can go, okay, that's fine.

Every once in a while. But when I'm trying to cook something and it's missing, I'm just SOL.

Yeah, that sucks when people steal things like that. Chelsea gets mad because she'll find things from the kitchen that are meant for the kitchen because the boys will grab food and plates and things. she'll find like a cereal bowl with just a little bit of milk in it from like five years ago and it's it's just it's solidified just reeks down in the basement what's going on darren hi yo good morning guys how we doing today we're fantastic who's the thief in your house

the thief in my house is my father

in law he has a tendency to if he sees a lighter he steals lighters are big aren't they oh my god what's he lighting up oh cigarettes or a jay you know yeah what does he at least share his jay with

you sometimes sometimes yeah that used to be the worst because i share my

oh oh he got disconnected his father-in-law just hung up on his phone he stole a connection What's up? By the way, I have cigar lighters. Like, I always go out and buy one of those torch lighters because they're great. Like the Flick ones? Yeah, you open it up and it goes, it has, like, the flame and stuff. And I'm telling you, I lose them nonstop, and then I go into my golf bag, and there's, like, eight of them inside there. What's up, Zach?

Hey, how's it going, guys? First time in a long time. Hey, Zach. Zach's on my phone. Yeah. So, yeah, growing up, I had siblings with sticky fingers who would constantly take my candy. And then one day they decided they were going to upgrade to my collectible coin collection. And I used to, back in the day, collect all of the dollar coins, the president's on it. And I used to collect all of the, like, silver, pure silver coins from, like, way, way back in the day. And I never knew who actually took them. So it wasn't until years later where my siblings confessed and decided they were going to say, yeah, we took your collectible coin, and then we spent it on chips and chocolate.

Oh, my God.

Chips and chocolates.

They were getting the munchies. You know what? We have, like, in our house, we have one of those, you know how people will have a big old bowl full of, like, their coins and their money and stuff? Like, we have, like, one of those glass containers.

Yeah. That Kool-Aid usually goes in. You just dump all your change.

And all of a sudden, one day I looked at it, and it was, like, way down. And I thought Chelsea maybe went to the bank and cashed them in. The kids will just go and take money. They'll steal money from them, which I give them credit for because they're Venmo-ing everything nowadays. I can't believe that they're actually looking at old-school money. Ali, what's up, Ali?

What's going on? Good morning, guys. Good morning.

Who's the thief, Ali?

I'm actually the thief of my household.

There we go. Admit it. Yes. What are you stealing?

Yeah, man, I take all my women's. She likes the strawberry cheesecakes, and I just happen to always eat half of it. And I'll just leave her the crust piece. That's dirty.

That's dirty.

Ali, I'm the thief, too, in my house. I'm the panty thief.

Okay. Why are you so great?

The women, I steal their panties. I was known in college, they called me the panty thief.

Oh, okay.

You know, the other day, man, I was sleeping, man, and I woke up with my woman's panties right by my face. Did you?

How'd that happen? That was a good night, huh?

Yeah, it was amazing, man. I woke up. That's that real strawberry cheese.

Thanks for the call, Ollie. I appreciate it.

All right. Thank you, guys, man.

Shannon, you know how I kept my kids from stealing my AirPods? I bought a new pair for myself and put my name on them and then put don't touch them.

Honestly, it's so, all the kid stuff has like the stickers with their names on them, right? I'm going to, I'm honest to God, going to start, my friend has a cricket. I'm going to start doing that. Does that work? I'm going to look like a fifth grader.

Or.

I don't care.

Just randomly at home, talk about how you have an ear infection and it will cause ear infections. Oh.

Well, I even said, mine are like, this is so gross, but they're waxy. Yeah. There you go. Why would you steal them? That is so nasty. Yeah. They are waxy.

I've got herpes in my ear. May you have enough remaining fingers to count the number of days on July 5th. Happy 4th of July from Mojo in the Morning.

It's time for more Mojo. Mojo in the Morning.

All right, it is Mojo in the Morning show. I want you guys to tell me your thoughts on this. Do you feel like this is an even friendship or not? But also, I want to know if you've ever done this before and had it turn out the way that I had it turn out. So I celebrated a birthday just recently. And for my birthday, or as my friend Donna said, birthday, she says it with a heart, birthday.

My friend Whitney said birthday. It drove me nuts. Birthday. Birthday.

um i had uh gotten some very nice gifts from my family and some friends and uh every now and again i uh will get gifts and i'll go why would they buy that for me like i look at it and go you know what i mean and then i get gifts and i'm going oh they know me well well i had a friend of mine that gave me a gift and the item

The items that they gave me were two items that I just thought, eh, it's not me, okay? Are you going to say what they were? They were just two shirts, okay? And it was not something, yeah, I was like, yeah, okay, not me, no problem. So I ended up going and returning them. Oh, you really did like them. I did, yeah. So I ended up going and returning them.

Which means he likes the store, Kev, because he wanted the store credit.

Well, I also, well, it was the store, but it was also, honestly, it was that I don't want them sitting there and then what ends up happened for me is if I get something usually like a Christmas time come June I end up seeing it still sitting there with the tag on it and at that point I'm SOL and it's pretty much going either to the Salvation Army or some other guy that's a 2X okay so I go to return the gifts and I go get two gifts that are two gifts that I or two things that I would like okay I picked out two things from the similar type of thing that they that i got and when i went to go return the you know the thing they said okay yeah go shop around and see what you think and then come on back up here so i did it went back up there with my two things and they're ringing me up and she goes that will be 150 or whatever it was it was like turned out to be like 149 and some change what you bought for what i bought so i looked at the two things that i got and i said well wait a second i just returned two things that were of equal. Yeah. And they said, yeah, they both were on clearance. They were $25 or something like that a piece. The person who bought me the gifts bought me clearance items. I love

it. Let's clap. Give me that seal cap. Where's that seal clap? Wow. So the two gifts that

I bought, just not that long ago, within the last year, I bought gifts for this particular

person and bought full price ones so expensive like a nice nice gift i bought really nice ones yeah i bought nice gifts see i don't think there's anything wrong with buying you gifts from the clearance area if they're good cool things that they thought you would like now where i go hmm is knowing because you are a great you and chel's are great very generous gift givers thank you so So knowing you got to butter them up and stuff like this, because, you know, no, but truly you are. So that's where I go. OK, you probably know in your head how much you spend.

Yeah.

And not that it always needs to be equal, but like I this reminds me, by the way, this

I get where your brain was. This reminds me of my aunt, that Aunt Carol that that would buy. She was like my fake godmother, you know? Yeah, we all have those, yeah. You know, they're like the ones like, yeah, that's your godmother. It's not really your godmother. Like, actually, my godparents are my brother and my sister, my two older siblings. Okay. And, but Aunt Carol was like, this is your godmother. And you have to go get her a gift at Christmastime. And when I would work as a young kid, I would have to go with my own money and go buy her gifts. And I would buy her gifts. And every year, she would get me something that honestly smelled like smoke. because it probably was sitting in her house for who knows how long because she would always buy it at the end of the Christmas season and it would be some clearance item. So that kind of got me on that one. But second, and I want to deflect from this topic here right now, but I want to know when you get a gift from somebody and that gift that you get from somebody comes after you bought them a gift, don't you think that you should do it of equal or so value?

So two things. To answer that question, I think just basing it off value takes away the intentionality of a gift. If you're an intentional person, which is kind of where I felt like Shannon was kind of going, because you guys are generous gift givers, but I feel like there's intentionality in the gifts that you give. I'd rather that, no matter the price, make it something that's for me, because anybody can spend a dollar.

You know what?

But this is why it's not always the thought that counts. That's wrong.

This is my intentionality. Cha-ching! That's what it sounds like.

But that's why they say, when people say it's the thought that counts, it does not. Because you can have the most meaningful gift. This person went off their way to get you a gift, and you returned it. Because you know what?

They put thought into getting clearance item gifts. That was the thought that counted. No, they did not. Come on.

They saw clearance and thought of you.

Angela, what's up? It's Mojo in the Morning.

If you don't have a receipt, a lot of times they will just give you the price that it was at that point. so she could have bought like a hundred dollar shirt and then like as she bought it like three

months ago i had 25 that's a great point angela i had receipt oh yeah so then you then she just bought you clearance stuff mojo yeah exactly yeah i mean yeah it was uh it was clearance items and And listen, I agree.

with you clarence items are wonderful to get when i'm getting them when i'm saving the money but i don't want a clarence item and i don't want you know i don't want a $25 shirt first off when's the last time you bought a shirt at the mall for $25 that was that was target universal thread

t-shirts go run and go get them they're the best i'm telling you eight bucks it was a $25 shirt

There is no way. There is no Peter Malaw for $25.

By the way, that's what I replaced him.

It did not have the Grayson logo all over it, like the shirt he was wearing today. It's not Terry Claw. Please look at the Facebook Live so you can see.

Are we on right now? I want you to see it myself. This is not a $25 shirt. No, but you know what it's going to make?

You can wear that shirt and then dry off after the pool.

Pretty much. With the same shirt. Actually, I put this shirt on. I actually really love that shirt. I can't even make fun of it. I put this shirt on today for the specifics of keeping me and my soppy sweat all in. You know what I'm going to do next time? And this is the gods on us. The next time that we do it, I'm just going to buy gift cards because I don't even want to buy anything.

Wait, okay. Speaking of gift cards, do you guys remember? Kev, I don't know if you were part of the show, but I got a gift. It was either for like my bachelorette party or my wedding. I can't remember. But somebody gave me a gift and it was a gift card to a spa that I really love to go to. And when I went to check out the gift card, I think it had $100 on it. Or I was led to believe that it had $100 on it. It said $100. And when I checked out, there was like $41.46. Oh, my God.

They gave a used gift card.

And I still remember who it was that gave it to me. There is no way.

Hey, Nick, what's going on? It's Mojo in the Morning High.

At least you got a gift with some sort of thought with it. My parents re-gift the casino giveaway gift, my sister and I, and it's a fun to go in and buy fancy gifts for them.

So the thought that counts. My sister, Pat, always complains about another relative of ours that re-gifts the gift with purchase. You know how they would always do Clinique Bonus Week? Okay, I agree.

I would take those.

And somebody re-gifted in our family, Nick, the gift that they got, which you cannot do that. That gift that you get is, you know, it's a non-negotiable item. I've done that. What's up, Morgan? How you doing?

Hey, good. How are you guys today? Good. What's happening? Hey, I was going to pick on you a little bit. Are you saying Clarence? Clarence items?

Clarence. Yeah. Wait, what am I saying wrong? What am I doing? Clarence.

Clarence. Clarence is a person.

So wait a minute.

Hold on a second. Hold on.

He said Clarence works the front door, bro.

Come on, am I saying it wrong, or what am I doing?

Yeah, and I know we think I'd do this, but it's the milk-milk thing all over.

There's a Clarins today in Illinois, didn't you hear?

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Back to Mojo in the morning. All right, it's Mojo in the morning show. Kev has a question to ask of women. This is a question that men, I think, don't understand. But what is it?

I'm very serious, too, Shannon. And I'm going to turn my body. And I'm going to look you in your eyes. And I really want to know, what is the deal with needing the toilet seat to be down? Why is that so important?

Oh, that is a thing. And why do guys not do it? I don't. Because we don't get it. I don't want to see what is inside of the toilet bowl. Even if it's just water, for me, I just don't, like, it looks cleaner and neater when the toilet seat is down.

So it's a presentation thing? Is that the wrong reason?

For me, personally, are you talking about the lid or, like, the actual seat to the whole thing?

I feel like the whole thing, like, just period.

I always thought it was the seat. It was like, put the seat down because you'll fall in if you don't.

Oh, well, sometimes, yeah, sometimes I am doing something else, like, as we all are in our phone, and then you turn around and sit down, and it's, you know, you're not, you're lower than you thought you were going to be because the seat's up. In our house, it's the lid that's always up, and for two reasons. Bo, the puppy, will drink the water, but also, it is a presentation thing for me. I just like it down.

I'm not, like, in my mind, when people, because, is this the same thing as, like, a chivalrous man? Like, do you put this as, like, a gentleman puts the seat down?

No, it's more of don't be a slob, just put the seat down.

So it's a slob, but I had a girl over last night. That's why I'm bringing this up, because I've heard this thing before, and maybe I did the wrong thing of associating it with something a chivalrous man would do. Now, I'm all for, you know. pulling your chair out opening your car door opening doors period i don't equate whether or not i put the seat down as something that makes me quote unquote a gentleman yesterday i had a girl over she came from the bathroom back into the living room i was like you could have put the seat down i'm like what do you mean i could put a seat down she's like yeah i shouldn't have to take a napkin and use it to put the seat down i'm like okay well i would have took a napkin to put the seat up so it's not about being i just didn't understand why it was even a conversation

It's leave it how you found it.

Okay, but in my mind, because I don't know how she found it, but why is it? I'm saying you.

You went in there, and I bet you it was down. Yeah, I don't remember. So leave it how you found it. But in my mind, it shouldn't even be a convert. Like, why is it so deep? Can I tell you, this is the same thing as guys who put their dirty dishes in the sink instead of rinsing them and just putting them in the dishwasher. I'm not about to rinse them. No, you guys are crazy.

You guys are crazy about that. They need to soak.

They do not need soap. You can rinse them and throw them in the dishwasher.

I don't get it. I want to find a woman that just puts them in the sink for at least a couple of minutes. Not forever, because I don't want to find you. But I don't understand that, because my wife is the same way. Chelsea is like, gets so mad that, like, why can you not?

It's so annoying. The kids all do it, too. Wes's new thing, he will fold his dirty clothes and put them on top of the hamper. But he won't put them in the hamper. Put them in the dang hamper. Why are you folding dirty clothes? All these things are the same thing. Wait, are they clean? Like, just take that extra step. No, he's folding dirty clothes. They're dirty. I noticed he did it this morning. So last time he gets home from Kendrick, folds his clothes, puts them on top of the hammer. All of these things are in the same, like, take the extra step.

But wait, stop for one second. Pull back. Why is he folding them when they're dirty? I don't know.

Because he's a secret agent.

I'm telling you, that guy is psychotic sometimes with some of the things he does. I get the idea. Yeah, see, I was thinking of what you said, fold the clothes. Like, I like to fold them and just leave them in the laundry room and never put them. I like to just go in the laundry room and have that be my closet.

That falls under this category of just take the extra set, put them away.

Anissa, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Or Anissa.

Good morning. Yeah, it's Anissa. Good morning and happy birthday. Hey, thank you.

What's happening?

Yeah, so I was actually calling about the toilet seat. So it's not just for the looks. It's actually because when you flush the toilet, there's a lot of particles that spread around the bathroom. So it's more of a hygiene and cleanliness thing.

Okay.

And that's why the seat's going to be down.

All right. So when you say it's flying around, it's obviously getting on more things than the toilet seat. So I should wipe down everything then. It's that logic.

Yes. That's why the toilet seat's supposed to be down.

No, I'm not going to do that.

I need the lights on everything, though.

And maybe I'm in the minority because I know you're supposed to, especially if you poop, you're supposed to close the lid and flush. I don't do that. You like watching it go down. I don't like watching it go down. I need to make sure it goes down. I need to make sure there's not an additional flush that is required. Yeah, I feel you.

I talked to a plumber that told me that you should double flush always, no matter what, because it never fully goes to the street. Yeah.

Like the people that say they close the lid and flush every time. I'm like, you are lying. Or you're leaving particles. Yeah, thanks.

Hey, what's up, Chico?

Hey, what's going on, Mojo? Happy birthday.

Thanks, buddy. What's happening?

So, look, man, we already had an unfair advantage with the toilet seat. So, a little cheat code to even out the odds a little bit. Women, they complain they got to go in and let the toilet seat down before they won't fall in. So, what I do is, after I'm done, I close the seat and the lid. So, now, versus them just having to come in and just sit down, now they got to take the lid up. Same with us. Now, we got to go in and put the seat down.

Oh, you make it extra hard for them. And then you put a lock on it, too. So, hold on. Jen wants to talk to you, Chico, because, Jen, you've fallen in before, and it's a real deal that you've fallen in?

Yeah, I want to tell Kat because he said he didn't think it was that deep. Well, that water is real deep and real freaking cold.

And it sucks.

That's funny.

Is this like an early morning, I'm tired, let me walk in in the middle of the night and I fall in, or is this like middle of the day?

It's happened all kinds of times in the day. Oh, you're a repeat offender. Well, I'm not the repeat offender. You know, other people were the repeat offender.

How do you not see the toilet before you sit out? I don't get that.

Well, I haven't had to deal with it in years because my husband puts the toilet seat down, and so does my son.

If the lights aren't on.

Years ago.

Easy.

By the way, I'm telling you, I think that these are all sound reasons for this thing, but I still think it's so weird that he folds his laundry and puts, like, dirty laundry. Like, honestly, I'm not going to lie to you. Not all the time, but he does do it. Please don't be offended. But there is something about him that one day we're going to find out. He has a gun locker. I'm not kidding. I'm telling you. Yeah.

He has a secret.

The button in that gym in the garage. He's NSA U4. Like, he's not really Wes. It's like a fake. And the whole Canada thing is a bunch of crap. I'm telling you, he's from Russia. Six passports. Yeah, I don't get it. Cheat and you'll get caught. It's the War of the Roses in minutes of Mojo in the Morning. I got a quick question. Do we have any car guys listening right now? I don't know if this is a time that car people listen, but we got a lot of people that are in the car industry here. So I am in need of a couple vehicles, which is probably not a good time to be having to buy a couple vehicles. I put an order in at Gordon Chevrolet to do another Tahoe I think I'm going to do. I was going to do an electric car for myself. Yeah. And then I decided that, you know, I'm going to go with the Tahoe because I love it so much.

Didn't you say there's an electric Tahoe or something?

No, they have, well. What is it?

Not electric.

They have the Super Cruise that's on it.

That's right.

Yeah, which I guess they have it on all the GM SUVs. And I've talked to a couple of friends, and one of my friends has a GMC Denali, and they said that they love this thing. Like, you go on the highway, and the thing will, like, drive itself, kind of like, you know, the Teslas do. So I am currently looking for another car because we got, you know, a son that needs, you know, vehicles and stuff like that and Chellis and stuff. So the car that I am looking at right now as a secondary car, I went to go pick up over the weekend. You know, and I actually was, this was the thing. I had asked them, because have you ever gone to a car test drive before? Usually a car test drive that I've ever done in my life has always been, you go to the dealership, you go to a test drive, and the guy or the lady drives next to you or sits in the car next to you.

So it used to be like that. My most recent one, they just let me go off, you know, and come back.

Okay. And Moran, they do that.

Yes. They let me go off and then I came back.

All right. And that's another one that I've done before too, where they just say, hey, go take it. Well, now I'm at a point where I want to see what the car is like and I want to drive it, but I also want to drive it and see what it's like at my house. I know it sounds weird to say this, but I wanted to see if it would fit in my garage with the way that we have the, you know, the configuration of all the crap that we have and they said to me well hey we got this thing right now and i said what's that you can take it for the entire weekend and i was like really i was

kind of like into that i'd be so dang nervous something really yes oh i was like so excited

about it i was like this is the greatest thing ever no i'm me really you know my track record

with cars i would have something for the weekend and something god would happen to the car yeah

i noticed by the way are you driving a new car is that a loner that's a loner that's it's from the body shop owner i'm getting my car back today yeah all right so so i said the guy yeah i'll do the weekend thing this was the wildest thing he said to me he goes okay no problem let me go get the keys and then he comes back and he goes hey can i just have your driver's license for one second and he takes a picture of my driver's license with his phone and goes all right well there it is right there go take it and i'm like that's it and i kept thinking to myself this is easier than getting a library book which i haven't done in probably two decades at the library usually they scan things and they do all kinds of stuff and mind you i've not returned library books back to the west bloomfield library in probably two decades too i probably am at home

i wonder what they do if you don't like are you supposed to return it today well i was wondering

what so here's the deal the guy the car guy uh told me that he'd call me today preston is his name. He said, he'll call me today and I can drop it off or whatever I want to do. And I thought to myself, I'm like, oh, okay. What if I don't take his call? Like, what if I keep the car and just keep driving the car? How long can I keep the car? And then I wondered to myself, has this ever happened to any car dealers or car salespeople where a person went on a test drive and never

came back? Or maybe it was you. Maybe you're the one that went on the test drive and just kept the

Do you think we have thieves that are listening to the show?

I mean, he would probably show up at your house. Really? I'm guessing because he has your address from your driver's license, right?

What if I didn't give him the right one?

What if I gave him the one that didn't have the star?

What if I gave him my Costco card, which we got to talk about later today? Yeah, I don't know what they do.

Or if they have, like, ways. I'm sure they have ways to track down where you are in these cars, too. You know what I mean? Like the nav systems or something?

Yeah. Yeah, 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is our telephone number. Has anybody ever left a dealership with a car? I almost want to call up some of the car people that we know, like Mike Porter over at Gordon Chevrolet, and just say to Mike, hey, Mike, has there ever been? But I don't want him to be upset with me because I'm getting my Tahoe, but this is a car from a different brand. So call Brian. Well, that's the other one, too. Anytime you have cart

I always feel guilty like this. Have you ever had your friends that feel guilty when they get into your car and the car is on another radio station?

No, it's when I get into their car, including my husband, and he has the bounce, and I can tell that's what he's been listening to. Shame on him.

Yeah, but you know what? That happens.

And they're like, oh, you know, somebody else was in the car and had it switched. I'm like, it's okay.

You should see, by the way, you should see this car. I've preset the radio station to every single preset. So when I do eventually return this car, maybe in two years, in 36 months, 12,000 miles a year, I'm going to return it and it's got every single one of these things. Hey, Lydia, what do you drive? You drive like a Jeep Grand Cherokee? Is that what you drive or something like that? Did your dad let you go and pick it out yourself and do everything yourself or did you do it all?

My dad picked out everything for me and then I just took the car. By the way, thank God that they do let you do the actual test drive where you just take it out and come back by yourself. Because I was always so self-conscious and nervous when there would be, you know, Chris Beck from Moran in the front seat next to me. I am not a great driver. I feel judged the entire time. I can't even enjoy and try to decide if I want this car or not because somebody's watching me.

And you think that they're judging your driving.

I know they are.

Did you ever hear the story about Chelsea's dad, Joe Micheletti, is a car salesperson? And he went on a car test drive with a person when he was selling Toyotas back in the day. And the woman went home to change her laundry from the washer to the dryer and then realized she had to pick up her kids at school. So he had to go to the car pickup line with her and then came back and was questioning whether she was going to buy the car afterwards.

I'm telling you, though, that's real life.

That's what you need to do with these cars. It's crazy. Andrew from a car dealer is on with us right now. What car dealer are you from?

Dick Enthi Chevrolet. Hey.

Hey there.

Southgate.

Bing, bing, bing. Hey there. What's going on? Have you ever had this where somebody didn't return a car?

Surprisingly, it doesn't happen all that often, but we have had it happen where, you know, you get the, it happened really during COVID time because people wear their masks and you think, oh, cool. You know, like that's their way of getting away with this whole thing.

Wow.

Well, this guy, he came in, gave us his driver's license, which is like, well, we obviously have your picture from your driver's license. And, you know, you signed a form saying your test drive. It ended up taking the cops like three days to track down the car from his house. He was local, and it was just we couldn't find it. He kept just driving around.

That's crazy. And these cars do have GPS systems to be able to look at them, like OnStars and things like that, right?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, a lot of them all do have that feature and everything. at that but you'll love that super cruise feature i have it on my silverado ev and absolutely love

it i everybody tells me i'm so excited about it i actually ended up having to uh uh order it because they didn't have one on the lot and none of the other dealers would trade with them uh for uh for one that's why you got me on the you got me on the i'm loyal to gordon i'm loyal

to gordon chevrolet hey somebody will be calling you after the show today don't you worry yeah

Summer of cars, cash, and gas.

Her name is Kim Blotkin.

Although, wait a second. What kind of deal can you do? No, I'm just kidding. I love Mike Porter. Mike Porter is also a family friend, too, so I love his family. So thank you for the call. Appreciate it. Oh, God. Oh, my God. 734 says that they took a car. The person said to them, hey, you can take the car like they did for me for the weekend. And they took the car up north for the weekend. They went, how many miles could you put on the car?

I mean, I would feel bad about that.

I would be thinking.

I would feel real bad.

I would be thinking to myself right away that they're going to come back. There's going to be 1,000 miles on this car. WKQI Detroit.

WSNX Muskegon Grand Rapids. WVKS Toledo. Three great stations. One stupid show. This is Mojo in the Morning live. Catching cheaters. I'm proud of it. Ow, I'm sorry. It's your home for War of the Roses on Mojo in the Morning.

Dawn, you think that your husband is cheating on you. And who is it that you think he's cheating with?

Well, some dance mom, maybe, at my kid's dance studio.

Why do you suspect that he's cheating on you?

I usually take my daughter, she's a competitive dancer, to this studio where she practices and he's been my husband's been like insisting these last two months on taking her which would be fine except then he his location on his phone i can see he stays there for the full time which is like a three hour

rehearsal time and when i asked my daughter about it she's like i don't see him he's not in the studio so i'm like what's he doing there he's there for three hours he tells you that he's watching her at her at her dance yeah like he he's like i'll take her don't worry he doesn't say anything else about it then he goes there and what you would usually do is go leave her and then go live your life or, like, come back home. Yeah.

I wonder if he's sitting in his car and just, like, on his phone or, you know?

I hear that, except it's just not his style, that he's, like, an antsy, always doing something, can't sit still kind of person.

And you think that some of these moms could be with him at that time or he could be doing something that he's not supposed to be doing?

I don't, I have a bad feeling in my stomach. I don't think anything about, you know, these moms particularly. I just think, like, single mom, they're alone, they hit it off. I don't know. You know in your head you start to make stories up because something's not sitting right.

Are you friends with any of the moms there? Have they mentioned anything to you?

I have, like, two ladies I'm kind of buds with, yeah. And, no, they haven't. See, they don't stick around. Nobody sticks around. Nobody knows what's going on because you leave. Yeah.

You need one of them to be spying on him to figure out what he's been doing. Do you notice him different when you guys go to any of the dance competitions around any of the other parents?

This has only been two months. I don't, we haven't had a competition in the last two months. And I've been waiting for something like that, like a social event where I can vibe him in front of people. And I, we haven't had one yet.

All right. You want us to, you want us, how long have you guys been married?

19 years.

Wow. Okay. So you guys have a bunch of kids, I understand, too.

Yeah.

You want to see if your husband is cheating on you. We're going to find out what's going on. We're going to call him up to see where he's going to send a dozen free roses. We're hoping that he sends them to Dawn. I want you to mute your phone.

All right.

It's the War of the Roses.

hello hi i'm looking for tim yeah yes this is tim hi tim my name is nicole and i'm calling you from a new online floral company called roses bloom.com i'm actually calling with an offer for some free flowers do you have 30 seconds to answer some survey questions in exchange for a dozen long-stemmed red roses? Yeah. Okay. Tim, have you purchased flowers in the last six months by chance? No, I have not. Okay. Do you plan on purchasing flowers in the next six months? No, I wasn't thinking about it. Okay. As a thank you for participating in that survey, rosesbloom.com. We're now authorized to provide you with that dozen long stemmed red roses. So a couple of details for you. They will go out later on this afternoon, and they can go anywhere in the country, anywhere in the continental United States. I just need a first name and a last name of who you'd like the flowers sent to.

Okay, we'll send them to, they're going to go to Candace.

Okay, and a last name? Okay, and what's her phone number?

Hang on a second. Hang on a second. I've got to have it somewhere. Give me a quick second.

Okay.

Okay. All right. Yeah, this is it. You there?

Yep.

Seven. Three. One.

Okay. And what is Candace's relationship to you?

What does that matter?

So I have to, I'm basically making you a profile. So hopefully you'll order flowers from us in the future. And it's just going to be a quicker process because we'll have all this information on there.

She's my friend.

Okay. And red rose is okay.

Roses are great.

Okay. Okay. And then Tim, we do something unique at rosesbloom.com. And instead of sending a paper card with the flowers today, we're going to send Candice a text alerting her that she does have a floral delivery and then we're going to attach a voice memo that I'm going to record with you here in a second to that so she'll be able to play it and know exactly who sent her the flowers so just say what you would say on the card you could make it a little bit longer if you'd like all right

i'm gonna count you i'm gonna count you down and you start start talking three oh sure two one

two uh two candace from tim oh no it's a voice memo okay it's okay we can start again okay

Okay. Let me count you down again. Three, two, one.

Hi, Candice. These are from me to let you know I was thinking about you.

Okay. You like that one better?

Yeah.

Okay. I also have to let you know, Tim, that this call is being recorded for quality and training purposes. Are you okay with that?

Yes.

Okay.

Tim, I'm going to come on the phone here just to get the last bit of information, and then we're going to send those flowers off, okay? All right. I just want to quickly, before we do anything, and before we send the flowers off, just let you know one last thing, and that is that while you have been sending flowers, that your wife Dawn has been listening in and just heard you send them to another woman.

Dude.

She's listening in?

Your wife, Dawn, is listening to this conversation that you just had? And she just heard you send flowers to somebody that was not her? And he just hung up the phone. Dawn, is that a person that you would even know?

I don't know. So I don't know who that is. I don't have any idea who that is.

So you have no idea? You can't tell just from the name if it's somebody that...

No, I'm sure it's... Yeah, I don't recognize that last name. I don't recognize the name. I don't know who that is.

Hang on one second, okay? And we'll see if we can get him back on the phone.

Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater. Mojo in the Morning's War of the Roses. Now back to the only thing Michigan and Ohio can agree on

Mojo in the Morning Mojo in the Morning War of the Roses Busting cheaters I don't know the whole dance Culture I've obviously seen the show but it never really followed it, the dance moms thing. But I know that there's a lot of people, including, you know, co-workers of ours whose kids were in dance and part of that whole thing.

Lots of out-of-town competitions and events. No, my kids used to dance. I did, though, growing up. So I know I'm aware, you know, of.

Is it like any activity, like sport or whatever, where you do spend a lot of time with some of the other families and other parents? Mm-hmm, yeah. Is it unusual for a dad to be that involved or is this something that is not unusual?

Honestly, I saw a lot of dads involved. It's way more moms, but that's not to say there were definitely dads that were just as into it. And I know some of the girls that I danced with, like there was only dad. So yeah. Right.

She didn't recognize that name and doesn't know in follow up that we did later was that we still don't have any clue exactly who that particular person is that he sent the flowers to and calls to that number aren't being well received they're going right to a voicemail i actually wonder if it is oh what was that something in there trying to get it out but okay um i wonder if it's not really one of the other moms or if it's just a situation where

this guy's got time you know because it sounds to me like he's three hour block of time yeah

unaccounted for yep it leads to them you know going and doing their thing but uh are there any uh any parents that or any person that has ever caught their significant other cheating in the cheating surrounded their youth kids youth activities uh 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 Like, are there any other dance moms that are out there? Ann Marie, we've had another. Wait, are you the same Ann Marie we talked to already today or no? No, no. We got a lot of Ann Marie's. Your first timer? First time, long time? No, long time, long time.

Okay.

All right. Welcome back. We welcome you.

That was great to call in. Thank you. We love you.

Yeah.

Thank you. So, I just wanted to say that I think maybe he could be dropping her off, but leaving, like someone picking him up in the parking lot, and he leaves for a couple hours. Yeah.

Yeah, that's... He doesn't need to be...

going in or hanging out in the parking lot he could be having someone pick pick him up because

he knows that his car can be tracked by his wife wow it is interesting isn't it to uh to think that you got a three-hour time to kind of pretty much do whatever you want to do you know yes yes yes where you can kind of get away with it and uh be living this other life and that's not to say that he's actually doing that this guy obviously is doing something he's sending flowers to somebody else. That's what they say. Idle time is the devil's workshop. Wow. Never heard that one before. I've got to write all these down. I don't remember all these quotes. I haven't seen it on the movie.

I'm very impressed.

Please help me with your name. Kismy. Kismy. What's going on, Kismy?

It's Tiffany. What is he?

Hold on a second.

I just need to know. Wait, wait. Can I repeat the name?

She told you her name was Tiffany, and you got kismmy out of that.

I even said it back to her. I go, okay, kismmy? And she goes, yeah. Like, I don't understand. It was wind interference.

My window was down.

I'm sorry.

Well, Tiffany, welcome to the show. What's happening?

Hey, I was just calling in because, I mean, I wasn't, like, cheated on at any, like, through my kids' event. But at the same time, I was engaged before, and I had just recently had a baby. My son wanted, my older son wanted to play football, and I was discouraged by that, by my fiancé, because he had another lady pregnant whose son was on that same football team. Oh. I later found that out once the baby was born. I found out through social media that she had a child because his mother posted the pictures of the baby.

So he told your kid not to play because he didn't want the interaction of you and this ex of his?

Exactly. Wow. And he knew that we knew each other because they had, like, a 10-year-old child together already, so we knew each other. What was the name of the team? We were together.

Were they the Mustangs? What was the team's name?

Wow.

You know, I don't even remember because it was, like, six or seven years ago. The Jam Rock. The Jam Rock. It was for Garfield Park team. It was like the Rockets football league.

The Rockets. Damn. What's up, Ashley? Hi.

Hi there. I used to do competitive dance, and it was my dance recital. And I get a call that my dance teacher is not going to be there because it came out that she was having an affair with one of the student's dads for a while. Oh.

Wow. Oh, no.

And they just gave her the boot right then and there. That was it. Yes. Yeah, no.

How old was the teacher and how old was the dad? Were they around the same age?

Yeah, they were around the same age.

Man, was she a good teacher?

Not really. Really?

Was the daughter of the dad cheating with her, getting preferential treatment? No, not at all. See, if you're going to cheat, you've got to get preferential treatment, for goodness. Discount on the dues or something. Yeah, what's that all about? That's craziness. Well, thank you for the call. That's a crazy call. I appreciate you.

Yeah, yeah, of course. Thank you.

This is pretty wild. We were talking about dance moms and then obviously these other sports. How about a Girl Scout troop leader? Come on, don't do this to me. What's happening, Alicia?

What badge do you get for that? Oh, my gosh, it was awful. Actually, so she was, we had just moved, well, she had just started a different school and she was in kindergarten, and one of the parents there was the volunteer Girl Scout troop leader, and she was the only other single parent in the classroom. and my fiance and her kind of started a little friendship and he was trying to get me to be friends with her it seemed weird we went on this girl scout tramp uh camping trip and she was there and i could tell it was his birthday and it was also on mother's day and um i could tell that when i was talking to him he was being kind of weird and it seemed weird to me that i was kind of next to her and he had a suddenly go and she was suddenly on her phone and when he hung up with me she started talking it just seemed so weird to me and in my gut i was like something's not right here and in the end um i i found that he had uh facebook messages with her but i didn't know you could do like these um secret facebook messages where if you go to your messenger you don't even see the messages you have to type in someone's name and it will be like a secret encrypted message and it was chains and chains of them talking about how you know we can't tell her it'll break her heart so this has to be between us i hope that's okay with you and they had been dating and he convinced me because his family he had some family problems so we were trying to work it out anyway um i moved out and he was still trying to win me over and you know tell me i just a friend she was there i'm so sorry and then anyway he ended up she ended up being her volleyball coach the next year my daughter went to of my daughter sorry and um my daughter and her daughter were friends and so my daughter went to this play with her dad and she ended up telling me she came home and she's like i have to tell you and she started sobbing she's like dad told me to never tell you but uh you know this woman was there and we went to dinner with them and he's been talking to her and i'm so sorry my daughter was six at the time it was horrible but i have to tell you my heart goes out to you sweetheart and you can't i fell for everything i listened to everything because who would think another parent would do that yeah and who would think that a father would put their kid in that situation right and i told myself everything but listen to your gut your that's it's it's crazy don't listen to him it's crazy to think that the girl scout troop leader

then now soccer what did you say volleyball coach volleyball yeah and he totally gasped at me that

whole time when he was trying to in between the my daughter telling me and the messages i had found i had moved out and we were trying to sort of work it out and he totally was after he came out and he took me and her to a park and is like you know your mom and i are over she knows like this is the first like he can't believe your kid had to deal with that that's unreal wow that's then he was yeah it worked out though we're both very happy and you know life has changed now but honey don't let him say anything in the end all that mattered what was what he was doing so

listen to your gut alicia thank you for the call appreciate it sorry they had to deal with that sorry that your kid had to deal with that how old's your kid now um she's 11 now and she's doing amazing wow that's unreal is she still in girl scouts and we're still at the same school

we're still coexisting oh my god and is he with is he with the troop leader coach she still did volleyball and all these people um yeah it was her troop leader and then it was her volleyball coach and then it was she the same woman became her cheerleading coach and you see this woman still to this day that's unreal that's horrible she's um yeah people in the school just love her he He totally gasped at me and made it seem like none of this ever happened and that we had just been friends. Wow.

That lady talented. This is the home of the dirty on the 30.

Throwback, throwdown, second date update, and more of the roses. This is Mojo in the Morning. It's Mojo in the Morning. Slept like crap last night. Our air conditioning is on the Fritz. Oh, no. It's on the Fritz Coleman. Isn't that the guy that works for us? I was just saying. I don't know. I was trying to remember what his last, how do I remember Fritz's name, but I don't remember like salespeople's name. So for us, it's not working.

Like it's not pumping out cold air or it's just not pumping air out, period?

Well, I went into my room last night, it was like 74 degrees. I'm like, oh my God. And I know there are some times where my wife, you know, looks fantastic. I don't like my wife right now because my wife is always cold. So sometimes she'll change the air in like my car. Sometimes she'll put heated seats on and it's like 90 degrees outside. I'm like, what are you doing? So I'm thinking she messed with the air. Well, then I went over to the thermostat to set it to 60-something degrees, and it was set at 64 degrees. I'm like, uh-oh, this ain't good. Well, that's cold. Well, it was 74 degrees. It was like 10 degrees difference. I set it usually at 68 degrees. Is that too cold?

I mean, but I'm always cold, too. So for me, I try to keep it like right around 70, 71.

I got one of those joints. Mine kind of like old school in my apartment complex. So it's not a digital dash where you can see it down to, like, the digit. So it's like 60 hash mark, 70 hash. So I'm somewhere between 60 and 70. I don't really know.

I actually have, hold on a second, my Echo Bee or Eco Bee or whatever. Okay? So this is my bedroom. Which one, the top or the bottom? This one that's lit up here. The middle one. It says it's set at 69 now, but it's actually 71 right now. So there's something going on. I don't know. Although that's cooler than it was when I was sleeping there. I think Chelsea's messing with me.

I think you just bring heat. Or you're the furnace. I don't know. There's something wrong. You changed the temperature by three degrees. That's what Wes calls me in this stage of my life. What is going on here? For real.

Yeah. This is craziness. So long story short, I sweat my ass off. I had to sleep on top of the covers, which I had nothing on top of the covers. You know what I mean?

I can't sleep if I'm not covered up with a blanket.

I feel like I need that too.

Yeah, it's a weird thing. Even if it's 100 degrees outside, like, I cannot fall asleep unless there is something covering me.

Yeah, it was crazy. And honestly, I can't sleep unless it is colder. Like, it has to be colder. I can't sleep when it's hot because I sweat. And I don't want to wake up in the morning and make me feel like I peed in my bed. Anything like that. I got a story about that. I'll tell you later, though. But I prefer it cold. Really? I'm a cold sleeper. If it's cold, that's what puts me to sleep. To your point, if it's too hot, I feel like I got to, like, move around. I don't know what it is.

When I sleep, that's the only time I don't mind being cold because, like I said, I can snuggle under the covers. I remember when my sister and I were little and we would have to go back and forth between my mom's house and my dad's house. My dad, I think at one point he didn't even have air conditioning. But then when he finally got it, he refused to turn it on. Yeah. Unless it was an emergency and I used to hate going over there because our bedroom was like the only thing that was upstairs. It would be so damn hot. We could not fall asleep.

Why were our parents so cheap? I don't know. I mean, I don't think our parents ever were broke or seem like they were broke. I mean, I mean, to me, there are certain things, but like same thing. My dad used to make us roll the windows down. Yep.

And the car still do that. Lydia texted me and told me to tell you my sleep story. Don't wait to do it. So I guess I'll tell you. Yeah, I was going to say that. I did not say that. Now he's capping. It sounded good for radio. You should just let it fly, bro. But anyway, it was hot as hell while I was sleeping. And it got to the point where, I don't know, my dad came over and he was messing with the stuff when he came over to watch the game. And my air hasn't really been right since then. So hot as hell while I'm sleeping. Slept damn near naked. Took the shirt off. I think I only had my drawers. Woke up, to your point, pool of sweat. I go to get my phone. I realize my phone is in charge. I plug the phone, but the cord is like right there. And I remember plugging it up before I went to sleep. When I roll over, though, I realize the phone is under me. Now, remember, I'm sweating. Yeah. When I go to try to pull the phone back in, it says liquid detected in phone. Charge report won't work. Well, I've sweated and have shorted out my phone due to how wet my damn body was. That is absolutely disgusting.

Your sweat is the liquid.

Yes. That's the only liquid in the world. That's sick. I'm the only condensation.

That's crazy. Did you ever have your phone show you the temperature thing? It has a temperature thing. It says your phone's about to overheat. Yeah, all the time, yeah. I wonder if your phone showed a heat thing because you were so hot.

I wasn't awake for that part.

That's crazy, though. That's insane that your body is that hot. That moist. Yeah. That's crazy.

That word doesn't bother me, actually. Really? I thought it did. No, it's like most women, it's leakage for me and goiter. Those are my traits. What is a goiter? Look it up.

Oh, you bet I will. He's going to get a goiter from sleeping and sweating like that. I'm going to goiter it right there. That's Pryl. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is our telephone number. That's kind of an interesting thing that have happened while you're sleeping, that your phone would do that. I'm telling you. You know where we could go with a topic here? We could do the topic off of just this and everything we're talking about, sleeping. And how many naked sleepers do we have? Because it's hot. Do we have any full naked sleepers? You, I know, said one time on the air, you will not sleep naked. You have to have some clothing on.

I mean, I have before, but it's not like I'm like, let me strip everything down and go to sleep.

I have to have pants on. Only reason why, and honestly, I should have a shirt on, too, because it's just as vile to see me shirtless. But I keep thinking that one morning we're going to wake up in the middle of the night and the house is going to be on fire and I'm going to have to run outside and my neighbors are going to see me out there with my house burning. My your goiter showing my goiter waiters like that. Could you imagine if you had to, like, be taken out of the house in.

You don't have something that you would just grab.

That would be your fire department's dream come true. Who's carrying her? We all are. Me? It'd be, you got her, Bob. Or got him, Bob. That would be like the worst. Text her here. Says, Kev, I work for Apple. Or I worked for Apple. And you will not believe how many people burn themselves on their phone by falling asleep on their phone. That's pretty wild. Has anybody ever had that happen to them?

That sounds crazy.

Where you sleep on your phone and your phone burns you? That would be crazy.

Oh, my gosh. That's never happened to me.

Yeah. 810 says, oh, my God, I panicked when Mojo said he didn't sleep with any covers. What kind of a serial murderer are you, Mojo? What's up, Mojo in the morning? Katie, what's going on? How are you?

Good. How are you? First time long time.

Hey, Katie on the phone. Get us started. Katie wants to say something to Kev. What's up? Uh-oh.

I think Kevin needs a fan.

Man, Katie, I have cooling in my place, but my dad messed it up not knowing what to do.

He switched.

and all these nozzles and stuff. So you didn't actually know that it was that hot? Yeah. Guests should not be, and it's your dad. Bro, I'm telling you, don't touch nothing. Stay out of my refrigerator. Don't touch my air. Just sit down. It's your dad, though, I guess. Thank you, Katie. What's up, Darren? Hi. Hey, what's up, Mojo?

Good morning, guys. How you doing? Good morning. What's going on? So I sleep in my underwear. My girlfriend sleeps in only a shirt. Oh, you lucky bastard. Not each other's time. Oh, I know. I love it. Yes.

Do you ever, like, in the middle of the night, turn the heat up as possibly as loud as she takes off the frickin' shirt then?

No, I tried, but her dad would probably kill me because we live with him, too. Wait a second. Hold on.

Oh, my God, wait. You live with your girlfriend and her dad, and she sleeps with no pants on? Yeah, actually, yes.

To be fair, I guess dad knows better than to go in their room in the daytime.

Has dad ever walked in on you guys? One time almost, but we caught it and we were ready before he came in. That's crazy.

I'm telling you, man. You know what's funny? I've been married to my wife forever and I still cannot even have my father-in-law in my house and try to attempt to have sex with my wife.

I won't really do that. We don't do anything, baking cookies, nothing like that, unless he's out of the house.

So wait, so you guys have to wait until Dad's away at work or something. Do you ever send him for errands for you guys just so you can get some?

I mean, well, generally, he works two jobs, so we have pretty much, like, a lot of time during the night to do anything. But mostly, like, we have when he's sleeping, but it's just really rare.

Oh, jeez. It's got to be quiet sex. All right, well, you behave yourself, Darren. I hope your father, your girlfriend's father doesn't listen to this radio show because he's going to kick your ass after you're on the radio with him.

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get your podcasts came up with this topic yesterday the show was over with and i don't know where it's gonna land but it's one of those it's one of those ones where it sounded so good yesterday that it could either be spectacular on the air or not so spectacular we need a lot of participation for it so we were having a conversation about porn that's kind of the stuff that we talk about here all right starting off good which by the way the conversation came because we had a war of the roses submission not that long ago that you may hear a war of the roses on the air soon because we ended up having to go through we do the war of the roses have to do legal work and be able to run the thing on the air and the submission was that the person thought that their significant other was cheating with their stepbrother and it was that her mom or the guy the mom and the dad got remarried and they became step-siblings and then the girlfriend thought that this was going on i guess yeah so yeah so there was one of those things so we were talking about step brother step sister step parent porn and how unrealistic that is like to me that is unrealistic like that that would happen like you have a step right now you have like a step brother

i do not anymore but not anymore i did you did you did yeah through divorce you got rid of them Yes. I would never in 10 bajillion years ever think about him that way.

He was not an attractive guy.

Did he ever come on to you?

Or did you feel like that? No, no, no. And we were the same exact age, too. But I do know, I do have somebody that I know from college who is now married to her stepbrother. Oh, God. But they weren't step-sibling. It's funny. It's a weird story of they met and their parents were both widows. and then their parents met because obviously they wanted to see like who their kid was dating and they fell in love and got married after my friend and her now husband got together so they are husband wife stepbrother stepsister that by the way the it's a crazy story the way that you said

it at first sounds dirty porn and then but then when you when you spell it out it makes sense it sounds heartwarming you know what i mean like it sounds like after school special hallmark channel

you know but still when they tell people that they look at them like oh that's weird you call

each other a husband wife yeah you don't call them brother sister but that's what they are

isn't that weird yeah when you call do you call them mom dad i don't know yeah so this was the idea that came up in is that my uncle or my mom or my dad it's confusing so during the post show

meeting that we were having we said let's look up the most searched porn you know terms or or

titles you didn't have to look it up i wasn't around for that you made a list real fast who was in the studio lydia and bianca i think we're in the studio i did this here actually i think

tony was in the studio i know i made the list at home just because there was no researching So I came up with this list, and then the idea was, I'll throw out the top five most searched and watched porn, you know, I guess they would be, I don't know, what would they be? What'd you try to say? Well, no, they'd be, what is it? Like categories? Well, they call them categories, but in movies, there's always a plot, right? So they'd be, in porn, aren't they plots too? Not the ones I'm not. There's a plot to this movie or a plot to this porn?

I never made it that far. When I used to watch porn, I never watched a movie porn.

Zach just said it's called storylines in that. But it could be, yeah. It could be a porn storyline. But I like porn plot because it kind of goes there. But here are the top five, and I'll do them from five until one. And what we decided was we're going to throw these out there, and then we're going to ask you, the listener, to tell us if there is a realistic story to this happening to you because I believe that no porn is real. Like, I have never, ever in my life had a pizza delivery person come to my house, deliver a pizza, and the next thing I know, we're effing.

But I bet it happens.

Especially with DoorDash these days, I guarantee you. Nobody has ever screwed the DoorDash dropout. Oh, I bet it has. It doesn't happen. I don't believe it.

It ain't the only thing they're dropping off.

And by the way, you can call up with that, with the pizza delivery and the DoorDash thing, but that's not on the list. It's not in the top five. Here's the top five. number five husband wife best friend porn so it's having sex with your significant other

best friend that's number five number four of the most searched porn plots neighbor porn having sex with your neighbor any neighbors that you would like to have sex with i don't know my neighbors like well yeah really how about you i you know be safe you're married be safe

No.

Number, no. I don't even know my neighbor's names except for like three of them. You ain't got to know their names. Number three, teacher student porn. Oh, yeah. Miss Cormel.

Back in the day. Why is he doing it right out?

Google this story, by the way. I just saw it yesterday on one of the news sites. The Downers Grove, Illinois teacher. Hold on. Google Downers Grove, Illinois teacher convicted. Wait till you see what this teacher looks like.

Make sure you spell it Illinois. These teachers these days, they look so much better than the teachers we had.

She was banging a 14-year-old.

Okay.

Yeah. Unbelievably beautiful teacher.

What did she see in him?

The crazy thing was she got arrested with the husband of hers in the car. That's so gross. She acted like she didn't know what she did, like she did a traffic violation, and they basically were like, no, we're pulling you over because.

She was a special ed teacher.

Her right here? Look how attractive she is.

Oh, I've seen her.

Yeah, she's cute. All right. Number three porn plot. The step that we were talking about. Stepdad, stepmom, stepdaughter, stepson porn. That was it. And number one, most watched porn. Number one, most watched porn, which is kind of interesting because this means that there's a lot of people that would want to have sex like this. MILF porn. Oh, yeah. MILF porn is number one most-watched porn that's clear really so knowing that they're a mom you would like to oh I mean not because they're a mom just like

yeah milfs yeah really attractive older yeah that's not a kink like you got to be

careful when you do this whole thing because your mom does listen to the show and she'd be very mad.

You know who listens more to my mom?

My grandma. Really? I don't know. My grandma listens from beginning to end. Oh, my God. Hey, grandma. All right. So those are the most watched porns, along with, we said, the pizza delivery guy and the DoorDash one we just threw out there. Anybody that's ever had a real-life story to go with this to prove that this stuff really does happen, because I believe it only happens in porn. April, are you there? yes sir which one are you calling up about do we have a realistic story to go along with any of

these porn titles totally comment on the porn thing too so uh but the the stepbrother step sister thing i actually have um some older friends of mine they were um and they would always go around and uh tell us about how she never had to change her last name i'm like why and the the wife was like oh well because he's my brother and i'm like wait a minute you married your brother and then i asked her where she was from you know thinking that it was going to be you know one of those states yeah and um yeah and they're like no well we were actually foster brother and sister like they grew up with each other for like oh but no real no true blood relation but still no no no true blood relation but they wound up getting married having a kid

and then and then they split up you know what that would be i guess that's weird because you're being raised by this family as as brother brother and sister and you end up doing it well i wonder how their parents felt about them their foster parents felt about them doing this oh they their

foster parents weren't great peers oh well maybe it wasn't really something that they needed to

worry about yeah all right well thank you i appreciate your call take care of yourself 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 jerry hi hey how you doing what's the realistic story to

go along with what could be only in the porn i'm a part-time dasher and like two years ago i was dashed and i made this um grocery order and i took it to the lady's house and she asked me could i bring it in she was on the second floor of an apartment building i brought it in and she had um a robe on and she like kind of untied it and she asked me if i wanted to stay for dinner i was like um i really had to think about it like no i can't do that i don't know

you like that? Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. So you actually had to think about that?

Yeah.

All cooter ain't good cooter.

That's a fact. He's right.

She took up a gamble because how does she know what you're going to look like?

She was just ready, I guess. Yeah, she was prepared. She saw his picture, probably, because they always have their little picture that's there, and it says Doug is delivering you, but this case was Jerry.

You ever see that with Instacart?

They do the thing? No. Hey, when you turned her down, did she give you a bad score? Actually, I got a 25 or two. Oh, my God. That's an all cooter ain't always good cooter, is what we're learning this morning. Jay is voice disguised. Hi, Jay.

Hey, Mojo. How are you?

Good. We're talking about stuff that you would think would only be in the porn. What's yours?

So I am a Lyft driver, and I had a rider who recognized me from one of the hooked-up apps, and we ended up doing something together. And then about three weeks later, I picked him up at the hospital with his girlfriend who had just had a baby.

oh my god man yo what what did he do when he saw you as the person that picked him up

when he saw i was the one coming to pick him up he asked he actually messaged me in the app and

said please keep it cool oh that's crazy you're a good guy to keep it cool you could have really blown this man's cover but that would not have been good i didn't want to be a home record yeah that's amazing the entire time that you guys were in the car and they were in the back seat i'm assuming. Did you look in the rearview mirror and, like, wink at him or anything?

Oh, no. I was dying laughing just trying to keep it together. Oh, my God. The odds.

I hope you got a good tip out of that one. Wait, hold on. He already got one. Alright, thank you. I knew that. We're the easiest dad joke morning show here. Although, I don't know if dads sell that kind of joke. Dads don't do the tip jokes. What's up, Dustin? You there?

Oh, yeah. How you guys doing this morning? Good morning.

What's happening? We haven't gotten, by the way, I'm going to throw this out there again. The number one porns. Number one, MILF porn. Number two, step family porn. I guess we got it. Foster parent. Number three, anybody have sex with their teacher or student if you're a teacher. Neighbor porn. Anybody ever mess around with a neighbor? And then the last one was husband, wife's best friend. We're getting a lot of people that are calling about the delivery drivers. Which one are you?

um i'm another delivery driver okay uh back when i was doing pizza delivery uh i took a delivery and shut it off by the time i got back to the store this customer called saying i forgot something so they made me take it back out of my own pocket i go and knock on the door and this lady answers

the door buck naked oh and as we learned from jerry not all cooter is good cooter was this good

cooter or bad cooter i didn't i didn't go at it but it looked like it was good

you know what that's where the good angel and bad angel are on your shoulders and you're like what

do i do it look like well the worst part is i was i my car was broke down at the time so i had girlfriend at the time, her van that I was working out of. So I really couldn't do anything with her.

Yeah, well, you could have done it in her house. You didn't have to do it in the van.

Well, no, I'm not a cheater, so the fact that I'm with someone, I'm not going to do it. Alright, okay. Good man.

But it looked like a good one. Bobby has got a different storyline here. What's yours, Bobby?

Well, I'm sleeping with my neighbor.

Oh, Bobby. Is that a secret or this is known information? We know it now. No, it's not a secret. Is the neighbor or yourself in a relationship with somebody else? Because usually it's you're sleeping with the neighbor, but you're in a relationship with somebody else.

No, I'm being one of them in a relationship. It's just like that naughty girl next door thing.

Who made the first move? How did it start?

I made the first move. What did you do? I kept seeing her every day.

Would you ever go outside for no reason at all just to hope that you ran into her and got invited in?

Oh, all the time. I would wait for her to go outside, then I'd go outside to my car like I was looking for something.

There you go. I like that. You know what? There's nothing wrong with that one. That's actually a good one there. Jean on with us right now. Jean, this is another different one. This is one that's not even on the list. sex with the car salesperson is that right gene yes and what weird are you the car salesperson or no i was the person training my i went to trade my car in and um we're trying to get like a charger and we went on a test drive and

We started floating, and then we drove to my house and did it and drove back.

Wow. Wait a second. So, Gene, explain this to me. Was it a male or female salesperson? It was a guy. So you're in the car, and the salesman is there next to you. Who made the first flirt? He did. What did he say? He's like, do you get down? I'm like, yes. I'm like, you know, a place. I'm like, I don't live that far. I'm like, let's go. Wait a second. Is that how gay guys pick up on each other? They say, do you get down? Yes. Man, that's unreal. All right, well, did you buy the car? Yeah, I actually got an upgrade. He gave me an escalator. Wow. Did you get the family deal? I'm trying to figure out what dealership this was from. What's up, Ashley? Are you there, Ashley? Yep. Oh, this is a neighbor one. Here's a neighbor one again. Oh, yeah. So, Ashley, what's up?

we're talking about is that when porn becomes real yeah so um my ex-husband had a major thing for pregnant girls and um one of our neighbors that had recently moved in was a very beautiful pregnant woman and um after so many years of being neighbors and my husband perving on her through the window we became best friends and we ended up hooking up with each other while our

husbands were at work oh so your husband didn't get in on it you just did it no no neither one

of the husbands got in on it and then they found out and they kind of just knew that every time they're at work and stuff we would mess around take pictures of each other show each other stuff you know whatever we could with each other while we could so what do you

mean show each other stuff what does showing each other stuff mean like you know showing each other

There are goodies in Cooters. All Cooters are, not all Cooters. Can we stop? Please, that word. You guys, I can't.

This is, word you guys leave. Did your husband ever figure out that you were fooling around with the woman that he had the little fantasy about?

Oh, yeah. Of course. I had to brag to him that he couldn't get it, but I could.

Oh, my God. What a neighbor.

Where do you guys, are you in, be honest, are you in like a mobile home or what kind of home you have? Yeah, it was a mobile home. I knew it. Mobile homes Equal sex Mobile homes are the best For this

You live in a really suburban area So it's not like normal Manufactured homes

This is manufactured Not trailer We don't call them trailers anymore They're manufactured homes

He said I knew it I'm telling you

I drive by all the time One that's by my house And I'm like, I'm telling you, there's a lot of neighbor sex going on in those things.

You know what's an underrated one?

What's that?

Because when I used to live in my old apartment, I used to have a maintenance dude that came in. The stories he would tell me, the maintenance man coming in and having a quote-unquote service apartment. Yeah. He used to tell me stories I couldn't believe.

B is voice disguised. B, this is a totally different one. Have we had anybody call yet saying the cable guy did it? Cable guy, B? your voices guys the cable guy yes really so he came over to what uh did he come over to fix

your wi-fi or or he came over to fix my wi-fi yeah and he gave me the look he was here for like four hours yeah and we were just chatting away and then he gives me this look and i said you don't have a condom do you and he said no and he said that's okay i just want to go down up Oh, wow.

It's like sinners.

Man.

And I said, okay.

And so, question for you. What's the look? Can I, like, what is the look?

Oh, Shannon, you know the look. I know the look. I want to know what happened. I don't know the look.

Wait, that happened, and then what happened afterwards? Did you talk to him again? See him again?

No, no, no.

Say thank you?

What did you do?

I said thank you, but believe me, I said thank you.

Was that all that happened?

Yeah.

That's unreal.

I'm 47 years old.

Yeah. Were you married or in a relationship?

No.

Was he?

They probably didn't even talk about that.

Did your Wi-Fi work after he left?

It worked better than ever.

Oh, my God. That's craziness. I want to know what the look is. Like, explain what the look is. It's just a look.

It's in your eyes. You just look.

You can't do the look.

Like, is that the look?

I don't know. Now I'm going to be like. By the way, we're doing it to either one of them.

Next time the cable guy comes, I'm going to go, I'm not giving you the look. I just want to make sure of that. Do you want another pizza delivery one? Or do you want stepmother? Would you like best friend's mom? That's an interesting one. And I got bus driver.

Oh, those last two.

Okay, so let's do best friend's mom first. Voice Disguise D, are you there, D? Hi.

Hey, Mojo.

How you doing?

I'm doing pretty good. I was on the fence of calling this in.

Ooh, I like it. What encouraged you to call? The fact that you wanted to make our day?

I want to make your day, and I know it's Voice Disguise.

All right, you're Voice Disguise right now. All right, so you're the best friend's mom. What's the story?

Yeah. Okay, so I ran into her at the gas station, and she was super stressed out about moving. My buddies had moved out of state, so I was like, you know what, Kay? I'll help you move. So I followed her to her house. We packed up, and we went to the new place. We ended up hanging out for a little while, and she's like, you know what? You've been sweating a lot today. You better go take a shower. and I'll get the money ready for helping me and everything. I was like, you know what? That makes sense. I'm 18, 19 years old.

Yeah.

Wait, wait, wait.

How old is she?

She was probably 40.

Okay.

45.

All right. All right. And she told you to take a shower. I can have a shower.

What did you say, Mojo? Just keep going.

Kevin brings up a very interesting point. She told you to take a shower, but you had no other clothes.

No, no. I was going to go, you know, commando in my basketball shorts.

Okay, all right.

So I come out of the shower, and she's like, you know what? I'm going to clean up real quick, and I'll pay you, and you go ahead and head. I'm like, all right. So I'm sitting there chilling in the kitchen, and she walks out in a robe, and I'm like, oh, no.

Oh, no. I'm right inside.

You're like, oh, yes.

No, no, you say, oh, no, or did you say, oh, hell, no?

I was like, oh, no, here we go. She drops the robe, and I'm like, oh, my. Oh, hell, no. This is really happening.

Wow.

And then we ended up, you know, I spent the night there.

And you and Kay ended up banging.

Yeah, and we proceeded to do so for the next two or three years.

Oh, my gosh.

Okay, no, neither of the brothers knew.

Yeah. Wow, man.

And they were the crazy friends.

Mommy like it.

So I'm glad they never found out.

Yeah. Mama was crazy. By the way, do you think it was good to say her name on the air, or was her name not really Kay?

Her name was not Kay. Okay, all right.

I was thinking, okay. He's smarter than I thought he was. That's amazing. By the way, when somebody says, why don't you go take a shower, that right there must be better than the look. Like, that right there is, all right, we're getting down. We're going to have some fun.

why don't you go take a shower about it yeah and i got super nervous and i'm like no

you know what you know what's funny i'm the type of guy that wouldn't read the signs and i would say no it's okay i don't have my clothes with me i'm gonna go home and take a shower and then i'd be driving home about a mile or so from the house going crap i think she was meeting look at that k all right well listen what a uh nice thing you are to help out your friend's mom move You know what's funny is that moving sucks I would have said no way Like I don't even care if I'm going to get to have sex with mom Now you might say yes Nah, not a chance I don't like to move Speaking of that The next caller is Voiceless guys And their name is Kay Kay, are you there or hi

Yep, I'm here

Kay, you're the one that slept with the bus driver

Yeah It was junior year of high school and we had a very young attractive bus driver and I stayed late on the bus one day and he had other routes but I just handed him my number and then we ended up hooking up for a few months after that. On the bus or somewhere else? Not on the bus.

How young of a young of attractive was he? Like the bus drivers I always knew are. He had a 21-year-old bus driver? That's unusual.

I don't know how. Like he was, yeah.

Usually bus drivers are like old retired people, you know?

I know. That's why he was such a treat.

That's pretty amazing. Such a treat. And so you and the bus driver ended up watching the wheels go round and round.

How do you do this?

the wheels on the bus go round and round round and round round and round the wheels on the bus

go round and round all through the town man okay you are a dirty girl thank you for the call i Appreciate it.

Yeah, no problem. WKQI Detroit. WSNX Muskegon Grand Rapids. WVKS Toledo. This is Mojo in the Morning.

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It is Mojo in the Morning Show. I want to start off with this. I just was listening to the traffic report that Shannon reported in Detroit, talking about how there's stuff in the road kind of right by the airport in Detroit. Today, I almost witnessed one of the members of the Mojo in the Morning Show get killed walking into the studios. I parked next to our director of social impact, the lovely and talented Bianca. and uh we're getting out of our cars in uh walking in together and she's telling me she's like oh my god the cattle truck just drove by and she's like she's focused on the cattle truck driving by and all and we're we're walking out of the parking lot and as we're walking out of the parking lot a u-haul truck that looked like it was like a half semi u-haul truck it said u-haul on the side is driving down the street and it is loud i mean you can hear that thing driving by by us not music but the truck you can hear the truck driving right by us the you the u-haul and bianca just keeps walking and and i go bianca hold on a second she almost walks in front of this this u-haul truck getting killed i swear if it wasn't for mojo i would have been you saved her life and i'm thinking to myself bianca is a college graduate she's a smart girl you can hear the truck there you can see the truck there it was driving slow like first off It would have hit her driving 10 miles an hour. Like, if you get hit by a 10-mile-an-hour truck, it's your fault. I was playing Crossy Road in Eastern Market. That's what I was doing. And then yesterday, I've got to tell you guys a story. So yesterday, I'm driving home from the radio station. And this is the time of the year where you've got to be careful of creatures in the road. And I'm not talking about just deer. You've got deer. You've got chickens. You've got turkeys. You've got turtles. So I'm driving by my house, and a turtle the size of a freaking NFL football is trying to cross the road. Why did the turtle cross the road? At that time especially. It's crossing the road, and I see it in the street, and I'm driving by going, oh, man, that's going to be unfortunate. Like, you know what I mean? Like that, because he ain't getting out of the way of, you know, somebody's good years, you know?

And nobody's paying attention. Someone's going to be in their phone, and that turtle's going to be mush.

Yeah, shell everywhere. And I drive on thinking, oh, boy, make the sign of the cross. There goes the turtle. About a block and a half away, my conscience hits me and says, okay, Tom, maybe you, who is the speed of a turtle, could go and get this turtle and help the turtle get outside. I've done this before. We've had turtles before in our house driveway and stuff. And I've had to take the turtles and go bring the turtles over to, like, the woodlands areas that's down the street from my house and let them go and things like that. My kid, and it's usually not me wanting to. It's usually Chelsea telling me to because the kids want me to, you know. I'm related. Have you ever kept one? No, I don't. First off, I think these turtles probably all have some kind of venereal disease or something. I don't know.

Venereal disease. Sure, we'll go with it, I guess. Or turtle. Did you know you could get chlamydia from a turtle?

Yeah, or turtle disease. I turn around to go back and get the turtle, all right? So I do a quick U-E to turn around about a block and a half away. Yes, I am an angel, Shannon. Only to find that there is a car, a Ford Escape, with its back end of the car completely trashed because the turtle caused an accident for the person who stopped in the middle of the road to get to death.

help the turtle and ended up getting rear-ended by the people that weren't paying attention oh my could have been you that could have been me yeah so let me ask you guys a question am i such an angel or was i the smartest person in the world i mean i i neither i could have stopped to help

i think you caused it if you had to stop if you had a djo final destination premonition 180 and got off the plane got the turtle out the road you could have saved that lady 500 dollars in shirts are you serious yes so i caused that woman yes that was your fault you were supposed to save

that turtle i didn't realize that i i if i should have probably helped out that uh that lady i can't

believe that i didn't yes did the turtle survive oh no he probably did the turtle was there looking at the actor that's all i care about don't care about the car don't care about you the turtle

was waiting for the oakland county sheriff to come as a witness right i see the whole thing yeah Geico, here's what happened on this deal. Rochelle, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. How you doing?

Hey, Mojo. I'm on 94 westbound, just crossed over Wayne Road, and, yeah, there's a bunch of debris all over the road. They have MDOT and the state police out here right now.

Okay, so this is where the cars are getting flat tires and stuff. Rochelle, let me ask you an honest question. I've got to ask you.

Go ahead.

Am I a turtle lover or a turtle hater because I didn't stop to help the turtle?

A turtle hater?

A turtle hater. You know, but you, don't you think I was smart to keep on going?

No.

No.

Why wouldn't you just stop and take care of it right then and there? Rochelle. Call him out, Rochelle.

Rochelle, I am not the fleetest afoot. I could lose a race to this turtle. You want me to get killed in the street?

No. Okay, look, I missed half the story because I was trying to call in. Okay. But honestly, was there other cars on the road?

No. When I drove by, there was nothing. When I drove by, it was actually very, you know, quiet on the road.

Well, then why wouldn't you just stop and help them real quick?

Because, Rochelle, I wanted to get home. I wake up early in the morning. I'm sorry. I'm one of those people that doesn't like to get my nose into other turtles' businesses. You know?

Oh, Jesus.

But I did save Bianca. I saved Bianca from getting killed today.

I know. Thank you for that one. Okay, well, that's a good thing. That's a good thing.

Bianca, would you have saved the turtle? Would you have stopped and helped the turtle?

Yeah, but my question is, why was a turtle on the road? I thought turtles only live in the ocean.

You're saying what?

I thought turtles only live in the ocean.

This is, by the way, why she almost got hit by a U-Haul truck.

Are you being serious? No, I thought turtles only live in the ocean. I did not know turtles live on the road. They don't live on the road.

Or live on land, boys. You can't get all your information from these. We also don't have oceans around here. I knew you was going to say that.

By the way, go green.

Yeah. Go white, baby.

What's going on, Heather? Heather, how are you doing?

Oh, my goodness. I'm great. How are you guys?

Heather, please ignore Bianca for a second and the turtles in the ocean. What did you want to say?

I can't help it. No. Like, they live everywhere. Yes. I found out very young. My brother and I, we had a snapping turtle that kept going in the middle of the road. And we found out from a parks ranger that he's going to keep going there because he's either got eggs buried nearby or he's going to move.

Oh, so don't move them. Then I shouldn't pick them up and move them anywhere. I should let them go where they're going.

You can, but it might just go back.

How do we know that the turtle wasn't stopping off at the shell station to go get a pack of smokes or something, you know?

Crazy.

Facts. It could have just needed a blunt to roll up a blunt.

Yeah, exactly. A smoking turtle. What's up, Amanda? Hi.

Good morning, you guys. Good morning. Good morning.

What's going on?

Nothing much. I saved a turtle the other day, too. He was out in the middle of the road, so I pulled over, got my FAFO stick out, and kind of booted him over to the side of the road up into the ground.

You play golf with a turtle?

Yeah. Did you bring it back to the ocean safely? Quick ticket on Bianca.

Thanks for the call, Amanda. We love you. Take care of yourself. We appreciate you so much. All right, it is Mojo in the morning. I mean, hold on. I guess we know where this stuff is coming from that's giving everybody flat tires. Nick, what's the story?

Hey, first time long today. Hey! You're on the phone. Nick's on the phone. Yeah. So, yeah, it's a gravel hauler that's hauling a bunch of steel on 94, and the back gate was open, and it was, like, spilling out of there, and the police were sweeping it up. Oh, man.

What an idiot. Come on. How did they not lock that thing up? That's crazy.

That's what I was wondering.

I wonder what happens to all those people. Listen, who do I sue? Yeah, I wonder who pays for that. How do you get your tires fixed? Because you're going to be going to Bell Tires.

and they're going to get a pretty build with that one.

Thanks. Oh, yeah.

Hey, thanks for the call, man. Thanks for the update on that, Nick. Andy, you're a science teacher that wants to teach Bianca something here? Okay.

Yes. So tortoises live on land. Turtles live in the ocean. So what you call a turtle. Oh, geez.

Hold on. Give me some.

Give me some. Go green.

Yeah.

There's fresh water turtles, too, but...

Oh, okay. So, half right. So, she was kind of half right in that whole thing.

So, you saw a tortoise on the road, not a turtle. Oh, the turtle. No! I give you a little side of the person, Mojo.

Sand in the crack. Sunbird-feated flip-flops and bees. Ah, summer's finer things. This is Mojo of the Morning. Mojo in the morning. It's going to be very, very hot these next 28 months. I don't know. No, actually, they're saying I heard the weather guy, Mike Taylor, over on Channel 7, say this morning I had them on.

Is that the black dude? That's the black dude. The real skinny dude?

The black skinny guy, yes. He's actually very good, very good meteorologist. So far, he hasn't lied to me once. But he told us this morning that it's going to be 80s to 90s for the next month. Like, that's their extended forecast. They got a month down of the weather. And so officially, you know, even though it hasn't officially on the calendar said it's summertime, we've officially hit it. Look at it. It's temperatures. 85, 85, 85, 85. Next week. Or how about this Saturday? 90. 95 Sunday. 96 Monday 97 on Tuesday

That's too hot And then we cool off to 93 in rain 99

129 Are you sure you're on Detroit and not all like your other cities in Maryland No, I do have Here's my cities that I have in my thing I have all the cities that my kids live in So I got Tampa and Chicago Because of Joe and Jacob And then I have East Lansing for Luke when he was at school Which I don't even know why I have it because basically their weather is our weather within 25 minutes or 30 minutes. I got Toledo. Tuliadu is in there. Grand Rapids is in my phone. And my in-laws live in Tucson, Arizona. Want to know what the temperature in Tucson, Arizona is?

I do not. 103.

Tucson, Arizona is high temperature. Zach, you're close. 107.

Oh, my gosh.

They're going to be, by Thursday, they're going to be 112.

It's an NBA game. That's what it's like over there.

Chelsea's mom and dad had a weather guy in their city back in Tucson. When I used to work in Tucson, his name was Michael Goodrich, and he used to do the ice-breaking contest of when it was going to reach 100 degrees for the very first time. And you would guess in January when the first attempt. And if you won, you won an Alaskan cruise to get away from it all. They did this on, what was the station, Channel 4 or something like that, the NBC station. What a good idea. It was a great contest. And we should do it with 100 degrees, when it's going to be 100 degrees here.

Send somebody somewhere?

And send somebody to, yeah, where we would be up to north. We'll go to the UP. We'll go to the tip of the thumb.

See, I think we crave warmth so much that it should be, like, we'll still send you, yeah, we'll send you to Florida in the dead of winter when it is really icy.

Why not just a cooler and Easter market at Grobel's?

At Grobel's, yeah. Yeah, you get to go into our friends next door where they keep the corned beef. That's hilarious. All right, it's Mojo in the morning. Zach, who is our executive audio producer of the show, he's our official podcast master. Zach is getting right now to a point where he feels like he's been here long enough. He's done enough hard work.

It's starting to piss me off. I'm not going to lie.

It's time for people to know who he is. What's going on, Zach?

You know, I've worked here for about four years, been on the show for about three. and there are some people that just still don't know my name and it's starting to piss me off every day i'll tell you the sales people come in every tuesday and thursday or something like that right i think so i open up the door for this one particular saleswoman every single day because i go to the bathroom at the same time and she'll smile at me she's like oh thanks jeff and i'm like what the hell i'm not jeff and she is so happy that i opened up that door and her hands are full that i can't come to correct her it's not even close though no it's been going on for three wait a second it's not a single letter is that jeff how did she get jeff out of that i don't know

So I was walking with Teresa, and she witnessed it, too. And she just looked at me like, was she seriously calling you Jeff? And I'm like, yeah, this is the third time now she called me out. But then after this happened, me and Lydia are on an email thread, right? A different sales lady messages us. She's like, Lydia slash Martin, can you help us out? I'm like, what are you talking? That's not even close. That one's fair. Actually, that is fair.

Okay. Wait, because what's your last name again? My last name is Martin. I don't even know what your last name is.

What it says on the email is Zach.

And you sign it, Zach. Yeah.

I don't understand. Do I look like a jackass? No, no, no.

You kind of look like a Martin, though. And a Jeff. So when you put it in, it's like backwards. Martin comma Zach.

So maybe, how did she get Lydia's name right? Everybody knows Lydia. Wait, wait.

So she calls you Martin. Yeah. And the other one calls you Jeff.

Yeah.

I want her to be here so bad that I don't think she is. What's her name?

What's her name? No.

What's her name?

Come on. I'm going to invite her in the studio.

We're going to do so.

Do you know who the one is that calls him Jeff all the time? Who is he? She's right over here. She's right there, isn't she? She's two. Is it Marshawn? Yes, it is. It's Marshawn.

I'm about to go get her. No, no, no, no. She's wearing a white dress. Go get her.

Bring her in. Bring her in. And we're going to say, hey, what's this guy's name? Let's say.

I love her, by the way. I feel so bad that we're calling her out.

Here's the interesting thing that.

Is she here? She's so short. Oh, that is her.

Yeah.

She's shorter than me.

So Kev's going to be the one asking her.

Oh, no.

Oh, my God. I think, is she coming? She gets real nervous.

Well, she does. Here she comes. I know. She doesn't like dogs.

Oh, my God. She's terrified.

She's terrified of dogs. Do I look like?

No, no, no. I'm just saying fun facts.

But some of the people here during COVID used to bring their dogs in, like Angel. Yeah. And Angel's dogs scare me, too.

She'll run.

Oh, yeah. She'll run away. She'll jump up on the counter.

For real.

She'll want us to share the same. All right. All right. Michonne, come on in here for a second. Come over here. I love that she's so ticked off already.

Beautiful dress. I know. That is a really cute dress.

We got a quick question for you, which, by the way, Michonne, you've been working for this company for how long now? 21 years. 21 years. Come on, now. That's amazing.

Impact. There you go.

Applause. There you go.

All right.

Keep where these are.

You got to hear this. Michonne, it's just the only question we have to ask is, what's this guy's name right here? Man who holds the door open for you every single day.

She's looking for her house. She's looking for her house. Come on.

Michonne, what is his name?

Bill? Oh, no! What did he say? What did he say? Is it Bill?

Try it again. All right, one more time. Try it again.

oh no you can do it what do you think you're not john

here here i'll give you i'll give you a hint i'll give you a hint starts with a j no no don't mess

her up. Hi, I'm Zach.

I asked Lee Robertson that. Go get Lee. Go get Lee. He must have given me the wrong name.

No, I'm not trying to call you. It's just I was walking with Teresa the other day and I held the door open for you and you called me Jeff. And you looked so happy that I didn't want to correct you. I thought Lee told me

that was your name. Oh, my God, I'm dying. Jennifer, here he comes.

What's up, Jennifer? Hi, Jennifer. Hey, good morning. What's going on? Not poor Zach, bro. Why are you doing him like this? We love Zach. It's Zach. Hold on a second. Lee. Real quick, Lee. got a quick question for you. We're asking all the senior account executives, the people that have been here forever. Michonne's, by the way, celebrated 21 years. How many years? 42. 42!

Let's go, Lee.

Lee, who is this guy sitting right next to you? What's his name?

Who's that? Oh, man! Lee! Oh, man. Call by Michonne.

Michonne said you threw her under the bus.

Two weeks ago, I asked you his name.

What did he tell you?

I thought you told me, like, Jeff or John. I'd like to keep you out of the way. He did you dirty. He did you dirty. I can't believe you.

No, you shouldn't even have to ask. He's a salesman. He sold you. He did indeed. Oh, my God. I can't believe that you did that to him. The best is, no, Michonne.

I do not remember her asking.

Michonne, don't worry about it, though, because Dorothy calls him Martin. You're not the only one. Because his name is Zach Martin, and so she doesn't understand. She just called me by my last name all the time. He's got two first names, though. You know what I mean? That's crazy. It's like Ricky Bobby. Ricky Bobby. All right, all right, real quick, real quick. What is my name? Mojo. Jay Towers. I'm Jay Towers. By the way, I've always wanted to do that whole Scooby-Doo thing where at the end of the whole deal is, who is that person? It's like, and they rip off that. It's the pharmacist, Mr. Green Jeans or something. I don't know. Wow, that's unbelievable. Well, Zach, you are now officially Zach Martin. I'm a part of Zach Martin. Rashawn, I love you.

Love you guys, Zach. You guys are wonderful.

I'm sorry your current man is a cheating, no-good dirtbag, moron, loser, scum, trash can. Another War of the Roses is after 9 on Mojo in the Morning. All right, it's Mojo in the Morning show. Lydia, so is this about you? Because when we talk about it, you know, are you the prize?

It's about both.

It's about both. Okay.

Okay. So Saturday, I went out with some friends of mine, and my best friend brought her boyfriend for the first time. This is her first boyfriend. She's 27, which I thought was kind of cool.

Why are you laughing like that, though, when you say that? Her first boyfriend, which is 27. I think that's fine.

We got to talk about that, too.

Well, I mean, I feel like I'm on, like, my sixth at 27. I came for moral support And just to check out what kind of guy he is And when we were having a

You skipped right over that Did you hear what he said? He said you're on your sixth boyfriend And he's like some prize Basically saying you're not a prize You're going through sex

Whatever I'm not even going to get into that with you How many girls do you hang out with?

Keep going

That doesn't mean you don't hang out with them

I thought you were going to get into it

So I was just getting to know him and he was telling me about himself and I was like, OK, well, I think that you're blessed to have my best friend. Like, she's awesome. And he was like, uh, blessed me. I'm I'm the one that's the prize here. Was he joking when he said that? And I was like, wait a minute. You think you're the prize? And he was like, absolutely, I do. And it got me thinking about the time when I was dating a guy and I was telling him that I thought that I was the prize. And he also disagreed with me. And I'm thinking, what is this day and age that we're living in where men think that they're the prize? I think that females are the prize in the relationship.

Wait.

But who says that? Right. Seriously. It was automatically a red flag to me. But wait a second.

Wait. Stop for a second. Why can't both be the prize? Or why can't? I agree with you.

But the way that he said it, he was like, no, no, no, no. No, she's not the prize. No, it's me.

Listen, I'm going to tell you this. Chelsea put her money on a bad horse and it came through in one race. Seabiscuit. Yeah. I mean, she was definitely the prize. You should have seen us when we started dating. People would look like, what is she doing with that guy?

So I know, like, the Bible, if you want to go that route, they say, you know, he who finds a wife finds a good thing. It's a good thing. So that's the way that goes.

Yeah.

I think men have been devalued over the course of history, though, to consistently put women in a position of being the prize. that cross effect makes men seem like they're less than anything and to be walked on and like give your everything to the woman bow down so i think some of like a man saying no i'm the prize too comes from that because i've literally i had the same conversation when i was like 23 24 where i was dealing with a girl and it wasn't going great and her friend told her it's because he thinks he's the prize and not you and i do think at times as men we need to stand up look ourselves in the mirror and realize we are the sh but then also understand that women are the

prize i would say women are the prize at the end of the day but that don't mean i ain't nothing well you can look no you gotta as a guy that this guy's problem was he's like i'm the prize not giving her any credit at all at all and i think as a good friend lydia called him out on it and the i hope your friend felt like does your friend feel like she's the prize oh absolutely

she does and she was like i don't know what this guy is talking about let it take two listen i gotta start behind you're right kev the way that you explained it you are correct i do think that men do a lot for women but at the end of the day i think the woman you know she she takes the rain

if i had a daughter i would raise my daughter the way that chelsea's dad raised her Thank you.

And that is that you are the prize and you deserve the best. And I would tell her that, but I would also tell her that, you know, she should have equal the amount of respect for the person that she's going on the date with. Because there are probably girls that go out or women that go out with guys and they just walk all over them or think that they're the end all be all. And I think those people are unrealistic. They're very unrealistic in the thinking. They're putting themselves on too high of a pedestal for the guy to even reach. And I think that that's going to cause for problems. They're going to go through six boyfriends by the time they're 20. How old are you again, Lydia? I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding, man. Lydia's on the phone. She's screaming calls. She couldn't hear me on that one. Thank God. Kevin said it, Lydia. Ashton, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

How you doing, guys? Good morning.

Good morning. What's happening?

what are your thoughts uh i was just gonna say i think guys are the prize like for how much women say that men aren't as like they aren't you know aren't crap i think when a woman finds a good man who's actually on his p's and q's and doing everything he needs to do he is the prize because i feel like there are more good women out here than there are good men well you know what

I'm not going to lie to you, Ashton. When I hear stories from all the women that work on this show about dating guys out there, I can tell when you got a good one because there's some bad guys out there. There are some guys that these women have gone on dates with that I cannot believe some of the crap that these guys pull. Like, I'm embarrassed for my kind. You know what I mean? Kevin. Yeah, I'm not saying you're wrong, but I do think it's— Over the years when you've heard stories from all of them, past and present, and you hear some of the things that guys try to pull. All right, I think some of it is cause and effect. Like, we can't just look at the bad apples that are out there, because there's some women out here who aren't trying to find a good man. They're trying to find somebody to buy their hair. They want to— Well, there's always going to be that. I see— One of our former Mojo in the Morning show members went on a date one time where I said to her afterwards, you should call his mom and tell his mom that he did that. And if his mom thinks that that's okay, she raised an a-hole. What's up, Thomas?

Hey, so I just wanted to quick finish that verse that you mentioned. So Proverbs 18, 22, he that findeth a wife findeth a good thing and obtaineth favor from the Lord. So not preaching, but I definitely feel like women are the favor that men find, you know, when we find a wife.

So women are the prize then, you're saying?

Absolutely. I know my wife is. I'm legally blind from diabetic complications, and it didn't start until a couple years into our marriage. And the fact that she's still with me. That's beautiful. And it's beautiful.

It's beautiful that you say that about her, Thomas.

Yeah.

To me, it's when somebody says that about themselves where I go.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, that's giving little B energy. Thomas.

Yeah. I have to ask you, blind Thomas on with us right now. I have to ask you this question. Do you think there are times where your wife pretends like she got all dressed up for you, but she doesn't really because you're blind?

I'm sorry for him.

But you know what? It's okay because the clothes have to come off.

And that's my question. I know you can't see her, but how's she feel?

No complaints yet.

Thanks, Thomas. I appreciate you, buddy. You too. Take care of yourself. What's up, Celeste? How are you?

Hi, good. Good morning, everybody.

Good morning.

So I wanted to say for Lydia's friend, the man that she's dating, for him to make that comment and think that he is the prize, I wonder if that same macho energy would be present if Lydia's friend were to get all of his guy friends together and get down on one knee and propose to him.

Oh, what do you think would happen? What are your what is your gut tell you?

I think he would be a little embarrassed. Like, I'm supposed to do that.

Yeah.

So I feel like a guy would feel demasculined if a woman did that.

Yeah, you're demasculating him by by doing that. It's interesting. Yeah. So here, I'm going to ask you this question, Celeste. How many, have you dated a lot or are you in a relationship?

I'm married for 10 years.

Okay. And when you guys started together and you guys got together, did you feel like there was one of you that was more like the, I don't know,

of the relationship yeah we still argue about it now I definitely think that I was surprised because my husband was not the greatest person when we first got together okay but since he changed and evolved he's like you definitely got a good one because I grew up what changed and evolved him I think it was just life growing up and realizing there's responsibility because he's from New York so he stayed with his parents for a long time and once he got the apartment and had bills he started becoming a man but don't discount you don't discount what your involvement

with him made him do we are definitely a part of our you know uh you know we become part of who we are with and i think that there's a lot of times where people make us better and i think that you probably you probably made him a better person and so you are the prize You are, but no, seriously, you are the price. And I bet you, if you asked him today, he wouldn't just say he grew up, but he also grew with you. Because I think that's a thing, you know, my wife and I've been married and together for a lot of times. I didn't deserve her. Honestly, I don't think she deserved me, but we deserved each other. Sure. So when we have these conversations about the fact that I don't think our marriage is the greatest marriage, but I think that we have made a family that is a great family. And as weird as that sounds, I think that together makes it great. And I look at Lydia, and I think with her, with her friend, it's good to have a friend like Lydia that's going to stand up for a friend like that. Because there's a lot of friends that wouldn't do that. They wouldn't step in and say that. Like, Lydia is a good friend to have.

Oh, no, no, that's my girl.

What's up, or Donald? Hi, Donald.

Hey, how's it going?

Good. What's going on?

oh yeah i was just saying i was uh a plus lydia by the way good job uh but it's so much easier to be in a gay relationship because we always both realize we're the prize

isn't that the truth by the way is this weird to say this donald but there are many times where as a man i thought what would it be like to be gay and i i sit there and i think to myself mojo

gay though no you are you low-key gay inside no i'm here's the deal though we had to get to that point you know because we had to do the whole coming out thing yeah we had to get to the point where we were confident enough that we are the proud donald question for you whenever whenever

you and your uh boyfriend or husband whatever when you guys are gonna have sex you can't say it's that time of the month you know what i mean or you can't say that's true you can't say i have a headache you gotta prep though like you can't right right well okay you gotta prep all right i'm just wondering about that all right

you're always in mood so you know yeah exactly i mean come on kevin imagine that

would you want to try it for a little bit listen bro you you you have your conversation

i'm just asking so i so i got to tell you guys this story this is actually pretty funny So yesterday, I kind of got, well, I did get busted, but I was trying not to. I got the alert from FedEx that my StockX purchase was getting delivered to me.

What did you get?

So I bought from StockX. I bought a pair of Nikes, and I really wanted these things, and I paid way too much money for these things. First off, no offense to StockX unless you give me an endorsement deal. I'm going to tell you, it takes way too long to get stuff from you guys. Like, I hate to say this, but you guys authenticating the thing, it took me forever for some reason. I don't know why it does. But when I buy stuff from Goat, is it Goat? That's the other one? Goat, I get them fairly quicker. You know, I don't know. Why does StockX take so long?

Well, StockX has many different authentication centers. So I guess it depends on where the seller is located. Well, it depends on where the seller is located. That's where the shoes are coming from.

I'll let them explain themselves to me, because I ordered this thing a while back, and I'm like, man, what the hell's going on? And then I finally got the alert that it's coming. And I was like, crap.

That's the best notification ever.

So I got it that it was finally coming, and I was excited that it was coming, but the only problem was it was going to be delivered at a time when Chelsea was going to be there, and I didn't want her to see it. Because I've been starting to wear my Nikes again, and I wanted her not to know it was a new pair of Nikes, because she's been telling me that I'm buying way too much. If I buy something, I have to get rid of something now, because my closet is just so crazy with stuff. One in, one out, and I don't want to get rid of anything. So I'm racing to get home. I called her up, and she was, Chelsea was at an appointment, and she was not home. And I see the FedEx thing was going to get delivered, so I'm like, oh, good, I'm going to get home fast enough. The FedEx came earlier that day, and the alert that they sent me was wrong. So it said it was going to get delivered after one.

It got delivered at 10 a.m. And instead of the alert coming to me saying it was already delivered, the alert came to me and said it was still out there. It was still pending. So she was there. She got it. She got the thing.

It didn't say nothing to you, though.

No. Well, she's because it's my birthday.

Was it just waiting for you on the kitchen counter when you got home? Because that's always the worst. I'm like, oh, wow.

Oh, yeah. And she goes, oh, what did you get from StockX? Like, very pleasant. And I go, nothing.

What did we get?

I'm going to call Dan Gilbert up and say, Dan, I'm going to punch you in the nose.

You got to show me these shoes, man. I want to see what's going on.

I'll wear them. I'll wear them soon. Okay. But today was not definitely for that.

It's your birthday of all days.

I got to get it. Shout out, Swaggy G. So I don't know how this works because, honestly, I'm not very good at it. I don't know if you know this. I'm not fleet of foot. So I'm not very fast at getting things. So I end up trying to race home to get it, got screwed by that. And I was thinking, I would love to get tips on how you can actually make a purchase without your spouse knowing that you made the purchase. Bro, you send it to work.

Exactly. Do you see how many people do that?

Do you know, I would never trust anything in this building. Why? Are you serious? We don't even have a mail room here.

I agree with you. At our old office in Farmington Hills, I would send stuff there every once in a while. but here it's like where I see packages being put on people's quote unquote desks because nobody's supposed to have like a static desk this is supposed to be a big shared workspace but sometimes the packages are over there sometimes they're over there sometimes I'm just getting

security I'm just getting breaking entering Christmas wish letters from Christmas that's

how yeah it's weird I feel like anytime I've had a package in here one of two people have brought it to me either zach or nick and they'll see your name on it or even lydia they'll see your name on

and bring it to you i don't know i don't trust it michelle what's up hi good morning good morning are you a uh secret shopper of course and how do you do this without your husband finding out about

it so a couple years ago i bought a louis vuitton bag and i got the notification when it was going to be delivered but he was going to be home so i actually stopped our mail and waited for him to go to work and then i had our mail re-delivered wait you actually you can do that like during the day yeah if you go on usps you can just stop your mail for a few days and then wait oh you did for

a couple of days okay okay i thought you meant like in the middle of the day so you do the i'm

on vacation mode with your mail so that he can't get it exactly and don't you do you have to sign

for that because that's an expensive purchase exactly so i waited for him to go to work and then when they redelivered it i got to sign for it dispose of all the packaging yeah and you say i've had this yeah it's old best trick ever what did you get from louis vuitton it was a big never

fall oh my god and by the way uh what's your husband's name because i think somebody's on that line here. It says he's Michelle's husband here.

His name is Joe. He doesn't

listen to you guys. What does he listen to? What does he choose to listen to?

Sports Talk Radio.

Tell him that they're a bunch of guys with small wieners.

I'll tell him.

Alright, thank you. Appreciate that. I'll tell him. Love you. Samantha, what's up? Hi.

Hello. Happy birthday, Mojo. Thank you,

Samantha. Hello. What's going on?

So my friend, not me, she stops her security cameras, disables them, grabs the package, and then enables the cameras.

Does her husband get an alert that the camera's off, though? Because right away, Wes would be so suspicious if that happened.

Well, her husband does trucking, so he's looking at his phone that often. So she does it when he's on the road and stuff. Okay. Wow. That's an impossible.

That's, by the way, the most genius thing ever. Disable. People, you know, you forget that you got the security cameras out there showing the delivery happening. What's going on, Amanda? Hi.

Good morning. Happy Hatch Day, Mojo.

Hey, thank you. I appreciate you so much.

What I do when I order something and I don't want my husband to know about it, I'll put it in my son's name and let him know. And he knows to put it in his room until I get home.

Wow. How old is your son?

20.

Okay. Okay. He's old enough.

And he works at night, so he's home all day.

In our case, if it was in my son's name, I would think I already paid for it anyway. But that's good. That's a good piece of advice. Or, you know, somebody just texted in and said that they put it in their friend's name and say that their friend. This is the great one. I put it in my friend's name and then tell my husband that she doesn't want her husband to know about it. So she had it delivered to her.

I had a friend that actually used to do that. I used to take all her packages over to her.

What a great idea. What's up, Kelly? Hi.

Hey.

First time, long time. Hey! Like, forever long. But anyways, I was just calling because my husband is such a sneakerhead that I just noticed just a couple days ago he got a new pair of shoes. He was all excited. And it's just whatever now. Just whatever. It's expected. When they drop, he's going to get them. Well, I just opened up another package that was hidden, like, behind the front door in the closet area. And it's a second pair. of the pair he just ordered because he loves them so much he has backups for his backup

oh so in case they become a daily do people do that where they buy the same thing twice just

because of that oh yeah one of the stock yep in case he gets some creases he's got a backup oh my god so if the husband's doing it to the wives all the time and now i don't feel bad when and I want to go on StockX and buy those Travis Scott ones that I really want.

Liz, what's up? It's Mojo in the Morning. Hi.

Happy birthday.

Thank you, Liz.

I was just going to say, why don't you just have it delivered to Kev's house?

Because I'd never get it. Because you know what he would do? Liz, he'd resell it on eBay. I don't know what happened, bro. I don't know. My neighbors must have stole the thing. It never came. No, that's great advice. Somebody just said also an Amazon locker is a great idea, too. It's not a bad idea.

Do they still have them? Oh, yeah. I feel like I haven't seen them in a while. They used to have them at Whole Foods.

By the way, Amazon lockers are the most amazing way, especially if you travel out of town, to get something delivered to you and have it delivered just to the locker.

Oh, that's smart.

I think it's 7-Elevens and stuff like that. Okay.

I think I might buy you a green machine. Could you imagine him rolling around Eastern Market?

Texters are telling me that green machines are being remade again. They have a new version of it.

We're getting them one. It's the summer of cars, Cashin? If you get inducted into the Hall of Fame.

That's it. Only if I land.

Thank you.

If it's true that you are what you eat, Mojo must have been eating sexy beef this morning. I want to start off talking about the fireworks because I make fun every single year of the fact that there are people that for some reason find themselves watching fireworks on television. We had our big fireworks for those that are not in Detroit. It's the I think the biggest fireworks display between two nations because it's right there on the river in front of Canada, where Detroit, you know, in Windsor kind of meet and they shoot it off. It's the Ford fireworks. And last night they aired them on the local TV station here in town, the NBC affiliate. And I found myself watching them on TV, which honestly, I feel like Chelsea at one point goes, you make fun of this every year. And yet you turn it on and I always turn it on just to hear what the music is that they decide is their playlist. Cause it's always some bad playlist.

I feel like it's been the same playlist for about a decade, but what was it last night?

Were any updated songs?

Well, can you guess that they, Katy Perry, firework, proud to be an American, Miley Cyrus,

uh, party in the USA. Yeah.

Any Sabina Carpenter, any, uh, I think there, you know, honestly there was a Shibu, that

Shibuzy was in there too. Oh, they added. Yeah. But they always end up doing, you know, it's always the John Mellencamp, R-O-C-K in the USA and stuff like that. So you went to the fireworks, didn't you?

I did. And I want to talk about it because you tried to make fun of me as if I went in a way that made me less of a human being and more specifically, less of a man. So I went to the fireworks and I've been feeling really ill lately. So that kind of altered my plans. But I had a premeditated firework experience. I parked my car on the fourth or fifth level of a parking garage, and I backed my trunk up to the opening part of the garage so I could see clear as day where the fireworks display was going to be.

Good idea.

Popped my trunk, slid inside, got my snacks, my Tostitos chips, and my French vanilla ice cream with a little water on the side, and enjoyed the fireworks like a real man.

You watch fireworks by yourself. Yeah. That, to me, just doesn't seem like a very manly thing. You're more manly than I am. I'll admit that right off the bat, that Kev is more manly than I am. That does not seem like a manly thing to do, to sit there with French vanilla ice cream watching a bunch of fireworks be shot off.

I respect it, Kev. Thank you, Shannon. If that brought you joy last night, I'm all for it.

She's mad at me because I still make fun of her for having a ciggy voice.

I am not, as long as the Tostitos were the scoops. They weren't, though.

It was like the thick, like pizza-sized, kids' pizza-sized triangle. Can you watch fireworks by yourself, honestly? Can you go and watch them? I feel like you have to have, like, a date with you. A companion. Or you have to have kids with you. I don't even think it's for kids anymore. Like, being downtown last night, there were so many adults that.

They came out and were partying, listening to music, having a guitar.

Somebody told me they shut down Belle Isle, the bridge to Belle Isle, right after. I think it opened at 2 to go over, and it shut down. It hit capacity right away.

Every year, this is how big the Detroit fireworks are. They shut down also the entrances to downtown to get close to the fireworks. They make you have to exit early, kind of exit where the casinos are, and then you have to make your way to get to them. You can't go by where the old Joe Louis Arena used to be.

But I'm a fan going back to you feeling like I guess maybe there are some things that guys can't do alone. I don't think – it's not like I had a cover like nestled up under my chin and my bosom and, you know what I'm saying, and had my teddy bear with me and my Taylor Swift vinyl. Like I'm just checking out the fireworks.

You didn't have enough room in the back of that car with all that stuff that you had.

I actually cleaned it out, Mr. Tahoe.

Oh, okay. Mr. I live in a trash pit with all that stuff in there. Real quick, 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Can you watch fireworks by yourself is a question I would like to throw out there. And also, are there any people that would like to admit to some of the things that they've heard guys do by themselves that you don't think that guys can do? Because I don't know. I just think that that's kind of something that you can't do. You can't go watch fireworks by yourself as a manly man.

Would it help if I had a cigar? Like, would that switch things up for you? And some scotch? No.

Maybe. I don't know. Maybe a little glass of bourbon or something like that.

Can I add one to the list? Yes. I do not think that if you are a grown man, you can go see a kid's animated movie by yourself.

No. I'm doing that, too. You cannot go see a Pixar movie by yourself.

You're not going to go see Elio by yourself, are you? Maybe. Because if I'm there with Smith, I'm looking back at you going, Herbert, Creeper.

We got to stay connected to our joy. Smith, stranger danger. Stay close to mom. When Toy Story 5 pop out, if I don't have Josiah that week, he getting left. I'm at Imagine. Reclined.

You cannot, as a grown man, go to Dave and Buster's by yourself.

What if I just want to work on my jump shot? That's weird.

I agree with, I agree that there are certain things that guys cannot do by themselves. And I agree that there are certain things that you can do. But Kev is a different kind of man. And I think that Kev is like the guy that always calls me out for the things that I do. It's mostly what you say, not what you do. Why is that? You tell me. It's coming from your mind. You always try to call me out and you always kind of like, you know, yeah, you're, you're, you know, a little. A little shady there.

Tony Travato, program director, for those who don't know, Mojo and I have a group text where we only talk about sports, mainly LeBron and Michael Jordan. And this past weekend, they had Fanatic Fest, and Tom Brady, Mojo's goat. My love. His love, as he says, said that we're watching the greatest player of all time right now, meaning LeBron James. I send that clip, and Mojo goes, God, he's so hot. Oh, yeah.

If you say something like that, I've got to call you out.

Lynn, what's going on? Hi.

Mojo, I have a problem this morning. What? You know, you just dissed my man Kevin about his messy car. Yeah. You know, I had a two-door Cavalier for a long time, and my boyfriend made me get rid of it because he said I looked homeless. So I do a lot of charity stuff.

You understand, though.

So you never know what's in that vehicle.

Kev lives out of his car. When he drove me a couple weeks back, I couldn't even find a place to sit. That's how my stuff was in there. You're a liar. I don't know how he was able to sit in the back of that and watch all those fireworks. He couldn't fit everything in there. It was nuts. So you're a hoarder in your car?

I am a hoarder, but you know what? Nobody can actually jump in my front seat or my back seat, so I don't have to worry about getting hijacked, at least.

Well, that is true. You're never going to get carjacked in a car like Kevin's. What's up, Marissa? Hi.

Hi. Kevin, that sounds dope, like literally. Yeah.

Pre-Jarissa.

That sounds like, you know, you have the spot, you know, if you're from Detroit, like that, you just scooch up and watch your fireworks, like that's so cool.

But the man who has 8,000 dates in a week doesn't have a date on fireworks night?

What's up with that? That's like self-growth, you know. Pre-Jarissa.

I told y'all I was abstinent. I don't have many platonic female friendships right now. So the only people I could have caught is probably something that would have happened. During the grand finale. of the fireworks, did you get all tingly inside? Come on now. Is that the point where you pulled out the French vanilla ice cream?

That ice cream lasted 10 seconds, I bet,

in this heat. Yeah, it came back home a little soupy. Adriana, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Kev went and watched the fireworks by himself.

Mojo, you're the one who's complaining. You're the one who's watching it on the TV. Thank you! I forgot about it. This man, he's actually watching the fireworks. He's enjoying himself. You're the one on a couch. Yes.

Come on, preach. Wait a second. By the way, my favorite is when Shannon claps because she does like that.

I love that he cannot take being made fun of, so he has to, like, shoot it out at somebody else. Shots fired.

What's up, Leslie? Hi, it's Mojo in the morning. What's going on?

Hi. First of all, love you guys. Long time, long time. We love you, too. Thank you. Good morning. Thank you. I just want to say, Kev, keep healing your inner child. There's too much crap going on. Come on now. You know, we, you know, you do what's happy. You're not hurting anybody. You're enjoying yourself. Keep doing it. It's the little things in life that keep us going, especially these days. I love that.

You know, you guys love him too much and I don't like it. I don't like it at all.

Usually I don't agree with Kevin. See? I usually don't agree with Kevin. Still, still love him, but don't agree with him most of the time. But this one I had to call in because I was like, oh, wait, what? See, ain't life grand.

Wait, wait, wait a second. I want to know why you usually don't agree with Kevin. Here he goes. Now he's intrigued. Now I'm really interested by this whole thing.

You know what? I can't pinpoint anything, but just, I don't know. I think I can agree to disagree with Kevin on a weekly basis. I wouldn't say a daily.

Do you think it's the way that I say things, or is it literally what I'm saying?

No, I think it's just we have different views on different things. It's not to say that yours is wrong and mine is right, you know.

All right.

So I can agree to disagree.

But this is one of those moments where you sit there and you look at him and you say, I like this guy because he's in the back of his trunk of his car watching fireworks by himself. I love it. All right.

And I'm taking a picture in the back of that car, too, so you can see how clean it is.

It takes guts to do that. Most people won't go anywhere by themselves.

Give me a picture of that. I want to see what that picture looks like.

First commercial break.

We'll post it on the store. WKQI Detroit. WSNX, Muskegon, Grand Rapids, WVKS, Toledo, three great stations, one stupid show. This is Mojo in the Morning live. All right, it's Mojo in the Morning show. Shannon had a very embarrassing moment in front of a client. Actually, while she was filming her ads for Planet Fitness, the judgment-free zone, guaranteed they were judging her.

I was judging me. Were you? We're happy. So I was doing a video shoot for some new equipment that Planet Fitness is going to be adding to some of their black card spas. Okay. And so I was at their Rochester Hills location doing this shoot. And they had specifically asked me, please don't wear anything black because you're going to blend in with some of the equipment. We want you to be colorful. So I'm like, I don't really have many options because that's all I wear. So I had this like light blue workout set, right, that Wes and the kids had got me for Mother's Day. So I wore that. Well, I'm an idiot and didn't even think about this. The sports bra didn't have pads in it, okay? I walk into that Rochester location of Planet Fitness. It is freaking freezing in there. And to add insult to injury, I had to sit and talk about this new cryolounger, which is cold, obviously, cryo. You guys, my nipples were nippling. the whole time standing at attention in front of an entire video crew mary from planet fitness was there alicia bailey our sales rep so it got so bad because i'm like i can't shoot the video like this it's so obvious like i'm gonna get trash online right that's all people are gonna comment about so i would have to go into another room before they would start filming and go like this and rub them down. Have to heat them up? Yes, so that it would stop.

Wait a second.

So they would go back to normal.

Don't they call that in the porn business a fluffer? Or is that an anti-fluffer?

What's going on over there? No, they have it. I don't know.

In porn. Let me Google this.

Ask, are you calling Alicia? Is that who you're texting?

No, no, I was trying to find a boing sound effect.

She was laughing so hard because I kept having to either turn around or go in another room and do that and come back and be like, okay, we're good.

A fluffer works the opposite way. What do you mean? It's to keep them erect. Oh, okay.

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So what do they call this?

Yeah, we wanted them to go down. A simmerer.

I don't know. I have a problem where I have chronic heart nipples. You do. You have chronic THO. It's all the time. Like, it's to a point where it gets very embarrassing. I'll have to wear Manx or Man Spanx.

And people will comment on the live about. Oh, for sure. What does THO stand for? I don't think we can say it.

TT. Heart Ons. Okay. Yes. Well, you can say it, but you can't say it total like one thing. Yeah. You can say TT.

Yeah.

You say it with an accent.

It's so dainty.

Yeah.

So, okay. So this is interesting. By the way.

I was so embarrassed.

Does it normally happen?

Do you ever get them at all? I've had them a few. I actually feel like it's happening right now. I don't know if it's just because I'm self-conscious with all this conversation or if it's the Wellers that we just did. I don't know what it is. What do you put in this, Diddy? I don't think so. What's going on right now?

I always feel, and I don't know if there are those that have had this, But I always feel like you're, and it's interesting because I don't get stimulation like when I'm with my nipples, like where I can rub them and all of a sudden they'll go, oh my God, I feel great. Or whatever, I could feel anything. Honestly, it's the reverse. When it's not that way, I feel like, oh, okay, it feels good. But it's weird. So you like the relax. Why are you looking at me? Because I'm not following you here. Usually they say when your nipples are out, like when they're hard, that that means that you are excited, or in your case, you were cold. But honestly, it would be the opposite. I think it's the opposite, where it's not exciting at all.

Yeah.

But some people say, and I don't know why I'm turning it this way.

He's trying to get all scientific.

No, I've heard guys tell me that they have had sex with women where they haven't had any sex. They haven't done anything down there. They purely have aroused their nipples. The woman. And the women orgasm like crazy with just their nipples.

Don't look at me. That's just not happening. I've never heard that.

Nipple orgasms.

I've never heard that. I mean, it is a sensitive area, and there are women out there who find extreme pleasure when you're activating those senses. But to have the complete experience, that's different.

Wouldn't it be amazing, though, if that's all you had to do was stimulate a netbook?

I'd be Ron Jeremy. I'd be like the highest paid porn star in the world.

That's it? Just to re-clarify, this had nothing sexual about it. No judgment-free zone. I was just cold. I was freezing cold.

Is it something that, like, as a woman, does it ever, though, like...

It can get embarrassing, if that's what you're saying.

Yeah. Well, no, it wasn't.

I was going to say.

I feel like some women like to flaunt that, though.

Well, look at Kim Kardashian's new Skims bra. It has that built in. Would you want that? No, not at all. Oh, and she's got the piercings on. Yeah.

Why would somebody wear that? Is there anybody that has bought that and will explain to me what their reasoning is of why they would choose that?

It's the same reason I feel like you, not you, but like women who wear low-rise jeans with a thong short. It's the same type of thing in my mind.

You want to show something off. But would you buy a pair of low-rise jeans that has a thong already in it? Like, you know what I mean? Like, would you go out and buy that? Like, why are they doing that?

Some people buy hats with hair attached. That is just the same thing.

I don't know. And you know what we call those guys? We call those guys. Hold on. Well, just accept the fact that you're white trash, right? That's what I'm always saying. 844 Mojo Live, 844-665-6548. Oh, my God. I love this one. This is Joe. It says, Joe says, I'm so happy to hear you guys talking about guys with, and I can't say the word he says because I have them all the time and it is embarrassing. That is, by the way, embarrassing.

Even if you're not looking in that area, you notice it and then you are looking.

That whole time.

Because you stare and it's like it's more eye contact than looking in somebody's eyes.

Yeah.

You know what I mean? They're more piercing.

Another texter here says, in our work, it is like 40 degrees and it feels all the time like I'm in a refrigerator. That's somebody that works at Rock or at Rocket. What's up, Jen? Hi. Hey. What's going on? Happy birthday. Happy, thank you. Thank you. I was going to wish you a happy birthday, too. You ever notice that when somebody goes happy birthday? You want to wish them a happy birthday, too? What's happening?

So my daughter, she's 20, and she recently bought the Skims ones with like the hard nipples, and she was so geek. She FaceTimed me immediately just with a bra on like mom look and she couldn't wait to like put a tight shirt on and just go out

with it and yeah what does her dad think about that like what is i as a as a father i think i would have a hard time with my daughters walking around with uh nipple hard-ons you know they want to be seen they think it's sex she think it look good right stephanie what

What's up?

Right. She said right. What's up?

Hey, Mojo. Hi. Just calling to let you guys know the nipple orgasm, that's a thing.

It is. Okay, so.

And I'm assuming you're speaking from personal experience.

Absolutely.

Okay.

Do you have to spend a lot of time, like does he or she have to spend a lot of time on them? Or is it just from touching them sometimes?

I mean, just, you know, with the mouth, with the finger, whatever it is. Yeah. It's a real thing. And, no, a lot of time, I mean, not any more time than it takes to do it the other way.

Wow.

You know what's amazing is that you have pretty much everything nowadays, right? AI gives us everything. Why could they not have a button where you just push the button and you can orgasm? Would that not be the greatest?

They kind of got that. That's not fun. The control panties.

Buy me up. I mean, seriously, if they had AI orgasms, is there any way you can do an AI orgasm?

They got the vibrating panties that you can control. with the push of a button.

But it takes a while for it to get to that.

I guess it depends on what speed you're using.

What's going on, Rich? Oh, I lost you. What was Rich saying, Liddy?

He said that he got laid because he had a hard-on at work once.

Come on. Wow.

Call back here, Rich. I want to know what Rich was doing. I'm kind of glad I didn't go.

Should I dump that one? And he was breathing really fast. Yes, yes, just for safety. I just dumped that completely. I dumped it. but the guys let me rephrase what you said okay sorry rich who i was gonna pick up said he got he got sex he got laid i could say that because he was very excited that because he was excited down there yeah and they could see that it was as a guy like i have why don't we work there

he does advertisements for mcdonald's what he was telling me really what would you but isn't that embarrassing okay honestly isn't that embarrassing to you if that like if that were to happen here at work, you'd be embarrassed.

I would much rather have my you know hard nipples than walking around with a bone.

I know. You gotta call me down.

You gotta relax. But what would you

do? If I just saw you going like this? No, no. Oh yeah, that's gonna do the opposite. What would you do

though if you saw Jim from accounting walking around with a pair of khakis on?

You can't walk around. If the manila folder is like killed in front of you, you know what's going on.

would it be chronic hard nipples would that be a chronic thing yeah i guess it would be chronic right is it really chronic though for you if you actually enjoy it but um chronic we all have

chronic hard nipples on this show guys don't put me in that my nipples got hard after you said that

yeah listen the best is some of these texters do we talk to these people or or did they just text and we gave up already because my favorite one of all of these ones was um the person who said that they, uh, on, on the nipple O's, I'm not just a woman that has sensitive or not just women have sensitive nipples. I'm a male that actually can owe because of my nipples.

I don't like nipple. I don't like nipple. Don't touch mine. I remember I had a girl try to do that one time when I was younger, tried to like use her mouth on me.

I was like, you didn't like that.

She was like, my ex-boyfriend used to like that. I was like, I'm not him.

And then another guy, uh, I'm assuming it was a guy. I don't know why I should assume any of these, but 419 says, I dated a girl that would orgasm. Oh, here. I got it right here. Hold on a second here. No. Is that the first one I read or the second one?

Yeah, that's Mr. Nippolo.

Okay. Mr. Nippolo. Hold on one second, Mr. Nippolo. The second one was, I dated a girl that would orgasm when you would bite her ear. You just bite her ear. Yes. Unicorn. So you bite down on the air. Like, how much are you biting down, I would wonder? Like Tyson chomp? Yes. Like a big old, take a big old bite. The guy that was the first texter. Are you there, A?

Yes.

How you doing? I'm doing good. How are you guys doing? Good. You have such sensitive nipples that it actually is a good thing then for you.

Yes. Are you voices, guys?

Yes, he's voices, guys. Yes. A, we'd like to be voices. Why would you want to be voices, guys? I would want everybody in the world to know this. Is it embarrassing?

Embarrassed a little bit, I guess.

What's embarrassing about it? Is it embarrassing that it makes you kind of have your thing fast? Because no guy wants to. Every girl would like to have their O fast. Every guy wishes that they lasted eight hours, right?

I'm not going to say that. Right.

Yeah. So can you have one by just you touching it or does it have to be a partner with you?

Um.

it's always been a partner so does it activate like if you're in the shower and the water hits you a certain way like you just find yourself

oh god why'd you do that no is that what you sound like

i already have to be in the

the mood the mode okay so you have to be in the mood to do it i get it that's cool i honestly though i would that would be kind of a cool thing if that was the only thing because all I would do then was I'd be with a girl and she'd think I was a rock star and then I would just touch myself and go alright we're good

could you imagine if you were high school and you do have an O off the nipple and they come up and do the T twister in gym class what's happening now

hold on Tony is the guy that dated the girl that likes to be bit in the ear and that would do it for her.

How hard are we talking here? The biting.

What'd you say?

How hard of a bite?

He just wanted you to say that again. What's going on, Tony?

Not much. Yeah, so it was the harder the better. Obviously, I didn't want to break skin, but that's just her thing. She enjoyed the pain, I guess. Was it certain parts of the earlobe? It was, yeah, like the top part of the ear. Oh, the top part. I just. Not the fat part. I would just.

What do they call that part? Because they say, talk about people that get ear piercings in it. It's called a. It's called a. What is it called? The top part.

I don't know. Yeah, something like something.

It's got a name. Interesting. Hold on.

He's looking it up on Google. Look at the anatomy of an ear here. The top of the ear is called. The helix.

The helix.

Or the anti-helix. Or the concha. Or the tragus Or the anti-tragus

What's up Bart, how you doing? Good, how you doing today? Fantastic, what's going on? This is also the Malalia's

This topic's crazy because I always ask my wife, I never believe her because it seems like whenever she's got high beams, if I play with them while she's laying there

I don't want to do this topic anymore

She gets pleasure her, she gets off from it, and I never believe her, but I guess it's true after listening to all this.

It's pretty amazing, isn't it? By the way, I like the words, the term high beam is awesome. That's what we always gotta call them non. I agree. Shannon at Planet Fitness had high beams.

You need to turn the lights off.

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Dawn, you think that your husband is cheating on you. And who is it that you think he's cheating with?

Well, some dance mom, maybe, at my kid's dance studio.

Why do you suspect that he's cheating on you?

I usually take my daughter, she's a competitive dancer, to this studio where she practices. and he's been my husband's been like insisting these last two months on taking her which would be fine except then he his location on his phone i can see he stays there for the full time which is like a three hour rehearsal time and when i asked my daughter about it she's like i don't see him he's not in the studio so i'm like what's he doing there he's there for three hours he tells

you that he's watching her at her at her dance yeah like he he's like i'll take her don't worry

he doesn't say anything else about it then he goes there and what you would usually do is go leave her and then go live your life or like come come back home yeah so what is he sitting in his car and just like on his phone or you know it's i hear that except it's just not his style that He's like an antsy, always doing something, can't sit still kind of person.

And you think that some of these moms could be with him at that time, or he could be doing something that he's not supposed to be doing?

I don't. I have a bad feeling in my stomach. I don't think anything about, you know, these moms particularly. I just think, like, single mom, they're alone. They hit it off. I don't know. you know in your head you start to make stories up because something's not sitting right are you friends with any of the moms there have they mentioned anything i have like two ladies i'm kind of buds with yeah and no they haven't they're see they don't stick around nobody sticks around

nobody knows what's going on because you leave yeah you need one of them to be spying on him to figure out what he's been doing do you notice him different when you guys go to any of the dance competitions around any of the other parents this has only been two months i don't we haven't had a

competition in the last two months and i've been waiting for something like that like a social event where i can vibe him in front of people and i we haven't had one yet all right you want us to

you want us how long you guys been married 19 years wow okay so you guys have a bunch of kids i understand too yeah you want to see if your husband is cheating on you we're going to find out what's going on we're going to call him up to see where he's going to send a dozen free roses we're hoping that he sends them to dawn i want you to mute your phone all right it's the war of the roses

hello hi i'm looking for tim yeah yes this is tim hi tim my name is nicole and i'm calling you from a new online floral company called roses bloom.com i'm actually calling with an offer for some free flowers Do you have 30 seconds to answer some survey questions in exchange for a dozen long-stemmed red roses?

Yeah.

Okay, Tim, have you purchased flowers in the last six months by chance?

No, I have not.

Okay, do you plan on purchasing flowers in the next six months?

No, I wasn't thinking about it.

Okay, as a thank you for participating in that survey, rosesbloom.com, we're now authorized to provide you with that dozen long-stemmed red roses. So a couple of details for you. They will go out later on this afternoon and they can go anywhere in the country, anywhere in the continental United States.

I just need a first name and a last name of who you'd like the flowers sent to.

Okay, we'll send them to, they're going to go to Candace.

Okay, and a last name? Okay, and what's her phone number?

Hang on a second, hang on a second. I've got to have it somewhere. Give me a quick second.

Okay.

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you a profile so hopefully you'll order flowers from us in the future and it's just going to be a quicker process because we'll have all this information on there uh um she's my friend okay and red rose is okay roses are great okay okay and then tim we do something unique at roses bloom dot com and instead of sending a paper card with the flowers today we're gonna send uh candace a text alerting her that she does have a floral delivery. And then we're going to attach a voice memo that I'm going to record with you here in a second to that so she'll be able to play it and know exactly who sent her the flowers. So just say what you would say on the card. You could make it a little bit longer if you'd like. All right. I'm going to count you down and you start start talking three oh sure two one

two uh two candace from tim oh no it's a voice memo okay it's okay we can start again okay let me count you down again three two one hi candace these are from me to let you know i was thinking

about you okay you like that one better yeah okay i also have to let you know tim that this call is being recorded for quality and training purposes are you okay with that yes okay tim i'm going to

come on the phone here just to get the last bit of information and then we're going to send those flowers off okay all right i just want to quickly before we do anything and before we send the flowers off just to let you know one last thing, and that is that while you have been sending flowers, that your wife Dawn has been listening in and just heard you send them to another woman.

She's listening in?

Your wife Dawn is listening to this conversation that you just had, and she just heard you send flowers to somebody that was not her and he just hung up the phone

dawn is that is that a person that you would even know i don't know i don't i don't know who that is some i don't know i don't have any idea for that so you have no idea you can't you can't tell just

from the name if

it's somebody that... No, but I'm sure it's... Yeah, I don't recognize that last name. I don't recognize the name. I don't know who that is.

Hang on one second, okay? And we'll see if we can get him back on the phone.

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Mojo in the Morning's War of the Roses. busting cheaters i don't know the uh whole dance culture i've uh obviously seen the show but never really followed it the dance moms thing but i uh know that there's a lot of people including you know co-workers of ours whose kids were in

dance and lots of part of that whole thing yeah lots of out of town competitions and events no Oh, my kids. Oh, thank God. I did, though, growing up. So I know I'm aware, you know, of.

Is it like any activity, like sport or whatever, where you do spend a lot of time with some of the other families and other parents?

Yeah.

Is it unusual for a dad to be that involved? Or is this something that is not unusual?

Honestly, I saw a lot of dads involved. It's way more moms. But that's not to say there were definitely dads that were just as into it. Um,

um,

And I know some of the girls that I danced with, like, there was only dad, so. Yeah. Right. I, she didn't recognize that name. It doesn't know. And follow-up that we did later was that we still don't have any clue exactly who that particular person is that he sent the flowers to. And calls to that number aren't being well-received. They're going right to a voicemail. I actually wonder if it is, ooh, what was that? Are you okay? Oh, something in there. trying to get it out okay um i wonder if it's not really one of the other moms or if it's just a situation where this guy's got time you know because it sounds to me like he's a three hour block of time yeah unaccounted for yep it leads to them you know going and doing their thing but uh are there any uh any parents that or any person that has ever caught their significant another cheating, and the cheating surrounded their kids' youth activities. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Are there any other dance moms that are out there? Ann Marie, we've had another... Wait, are you the same Ann Marie we talked to already today, or no? No, no. We got a lot of Ann Marie's. Your first-timer? First time, long time? No, long time, long time.

Okay, all right. Welcome back.

We welcome you.

It's great to call in. Thank you.

We love you, yeah.

Thank you. I just wanted to say that I think maybe he could be dropping her off, but leaving, like someone picking him up in the parking lot, and then he leaves for a couple hours. Yeah.

Yeah.

He doesn't need to be going in or hanging out in the parking lot. He could be having someone pick him up because he knows that his car can be tracked by his wife.

Wow.

It is interesting, isn't it, to think that you've got a three-hour time to kind of pretty much do whatever you want to do, you know?

Yes, yes, yes.

Where you can kind of get away with it and be living this other life. And that's not to say that he's actually doing that. This guy obviously is doing something. He's sending flowers to somebody else. That's what they say. Idle time is the devil's workshop. Wow. I've never heard that one before. I've got to write all these down.

I don't remember all these quotes.