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Furthest You'll Drive to See "Somebody"
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Furthest You'll Drive to See "Somebody"

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January 16, 2025 | 00:09:11 | Leisure

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00:01:32 - 00:01:37 | Speaker 7:

All right, it's Mojo in the Morning Show. Question that Kevin has is a very valid question.

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Valid.

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Asking for a friend.

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No, asking for me. What's going on? I got to be careful with how I say this because I don't want it to be misconstrued. And I'm a little tired, so my brain ain't really clicking the way that it normally... Let me lock in. Let me focus. Let me focus. This has got to be right because she be listening sometimes. I met this girl on Instagram who live in Grand Rapids. And Shannon's seen her beautiful young lady. That is a disservice. She is a stunning supermodel. Indeed. She's beautiful. Indeed. Who are all these girls? So the only problem is she live in Grand Rapids. That's a problem. What'd you say? I said, how is that a problem? It's a problem because that junk far as hell. That ain't like down the street. That's not too bad. How far off? In my mind, Grand Rapids is like three, four hours away. No, it's two.

00:02:27 - 00:02:43 | Speaker 7:

It's two hours. And they're in our listing area. Hello, Grand Rapids. We love you. Hey, shout out to Grand Rapids. By the way, we got to talk about that. Number one in Grand Rapids. You see those ratings in Grand Rapids. Take that. Take that. You watch it. Free Baron Hot Wings, we're coming for you.

00:02:44 - 00:02:59 | Speaker 8:

So I thought I was going to see you at Irish on Ionghi. Okay. I said that's going to be our first time linking it. Wait, so you're waiting that long? I'm not trying to drive two hours, bro. That's not me. You go dancing all the time. That's not two hours away. That's halfway there.

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Yeah, you can have a YouTube.

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That's more than halfway there.

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What's that old song? Meet me halfway.

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Why don't you tell her to come to a game?

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That's right.

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It's halfway for both of you.

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I like when we have these brainstorm sessions. Are we on camera? Can I stand up for a second so I want to see you? Well, at least then you could meet her.

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You guys can hang out before or after a game or something, and you could meet her and see if there's even anything there without you wasting four hours of a day.

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You wouldn't drive two hours for that? No. Really?

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What's wrong with you?

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All right, I want to know from our listeners, what's the furthest you drove for a piece of booty? I want to know if there's anybody that's gone further than...

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My booty. Yeah. Three hours. You drove three? Yeah.

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Wow.

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I drove to him.

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From where to where? From where to where?

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To Lido and to Cincinnati. Oh, boy. Cincinnati. Wow. Was it worth the guess? Was the ass worth the guess?

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Yeah.

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I love that.

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It was a fun little weekend in the worst place.

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Wow. I hate Cincinnati.

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Yeah, I did.

00:04:04 - 00:04:34 | Speaker 7:

Okay, so, Cav, by the way, 96, got a nice little drive. Get yourself a big old, you know, Big Gulp or McDonald's extra large Coke. You know, do a little drive. You kind of pull into town. It looks beautiful. You see all the great buildings and stuff. You know, I don't know where she lives in Grand Rapids. Hopefully she doesn't live on the lake and too far. Maybe she's living like, hey, you can stay overnight at Mike and Allie's place. You know what I mean? Or stay at her place. What's going on, Ashley? Hi.

00:04:35 - 00:04:52 | Speaker 6:

Hey, first time caller, long time listener. Ashley number four. What's up, Ashley? Hey, so it may have been around six and a half hours for some air. Six and a half hours? Yeah, all the way to Wisconsin every weekend.

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Oh, my God. Six and a half hours. Wait, did you ever do the Wisconsin drive where you go up through the UP, or did you always go through Chicago?

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Always went through Chicago. She was closer that way. I'm gay. It took us three months, and she's now living with us. Living with me.

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Good. You got her hair. We love that.

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I got it.

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I got that ass. So we're three years together now. It's going good. But what part of Wisconsin, though, was it worse going?

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Fond du Lac. That sounds like a place. Where was it?

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Yeah, the main part of Wisconsin.

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It was the main part.

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Milwaukee?

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Madison? Milwaukee.

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My favorite.

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I wasn't trying to give her direct city, but, yeah, bite right bite it with Milwaukee.

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Fond du Lick, Wisconsin, or Fond du Lac, Wisconsin, depending on how you drive. What's up, Lily? How you doing?

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Hi. First time, long time. Hey. How far did you drive, Lily? So it wasn't actually a drive. I used to live in Texas and back in college I took a train trip to my then boyfriend in Dallas and I lived in Houston and it was, that was a long ass trip it was like a 7 hour day he wasn't even there when I got there he wasn't there

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he was still driving

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he didn't know where the train stop was

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oh jeez I can't believe you took a train to me a train is an investment Like, that's something, it's like, there's no way. Make them fly you. Yeah. Listen, Cav won't drive from Detroit to go to Grand Rapids for a girl. But, Luke, you drove further to Grand Rapids or from Grand Rapids. Where did you go?

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I drove from Grand Rapids to Minneapolis, Minnesota.

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For a girl.

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Wow. That is dedication.

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Was it worth it?

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Yeah. Well, yeah, it was nice to see her. I drove with a bunch of my friends. My grandmother rented us a car, and we drove all the way over there, and, like, nonstop, we were just switching off, got all the way over there, saw her for, like, 15 minutes, and then waited for, like, six hours, saw her for, like, an hour and a half, and then she was late getting home, and she didn't want to get in trouble, so we drove, like, 120 on the highway over there to get her back home. Oh, my God. Yeah, and I was meant to see her again the next day. But we weren't having a great time, like my friends weren't. So I fell asleep in the car, and then I woke up, and we were already back in Wisconsin driving home.

00:07:25 - 00:07:33 | Speaker 2:

You know what this sounds like a parlay? You put in all this effort, and you don't even hit. That is actually kind of true.

00:07:33 - 00:07:42 | Speaker 3:

That is kind of parlay. Rosie, you drove, or he drove. He drove for yours. You must have a nice piece of ass.

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I've been told a couple of times.

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Tell everybody where he drove from, and that will tell us how big that beautiful booty is.

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Well, I've been called Rosie with the cake. Rosie with the cake! Drove from Georgia all the way to Detroit. Oh, my God. And how'd it go? But I didn't let him get his way. We drove all the way back down to Savannah, and then we had our party.

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Oh, my God. Wait. Oh, my God. He drove all the way from Georgia, and you didn't give him anything?

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Not until we got back to Georgia No I made him wait

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Oh my god Poor guy he's got blue balls the entire way

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You know what

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What is it What is it that a wise man once said About peaches in Georgia I get my peaches down in Georgia

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I get my peaches down in Georgia Great song

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By the way the amount of people from Grand Rapids That are saying Kev you can come hang with me Kev come on we want to see you in Grand Rapids It's all our listeners that love you, Kevin.

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You got to throw a party in Grand Rapids, man.

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They want you to come out there. Ronnie, Ronnie, 16 hours for a piece of ass?

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Mojo! Yeah, you know who I am. I know. Remember I sent you pictures of my girl in the Philippines. I don't know if you ever took a peek at her.

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I don't think I ever got a chance to see her, but, man, 16 hours.

00:09:07 - 00:09:23 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, I flew from Chicago to Hong Kong. Actually, more than 16 hours because I flew from Chicago to Hong Kong, then Hong Kong to Manila. Oh, my gosh. And then took a ferry for two days to meet this girl.

00:09:24 - 00:09:31 | Speaker 3:

Buddy, that's unbelievable. It's like planes, trains, and automobiles just to get yourself some. But this was all well worth it.

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I got two kids now. With her.

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Oh. Yeah, yeah.

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Oh. Oh.

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Did you bring her back with you that trip?

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What's that?

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Did you bring her home with you that trip?

00:09:45 - 00:09:55 | Speaker 6:

No, actually, if you try to come to the U.S. legally, it takes a long time. Oh. She's still over there.

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That's amazing.

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Oh. But you have kids with her?

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mail order so he has to go 16 hours each time that he's going to go see this girl. Are your kids there? Are the kids still there? He hung up.

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I'm assuming yes. I have so many questions.

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Really? Just because to me? You don't? My one question is why?

00:10:22 - 00:10:29 | Speaker 2:

He took a ferry to meet his wife who he has two kids with that he can't afford to get back to America.

00:10:29 - 00:10:42 | Speaker 3:

But he can't get her back here because this is the deal. He can't get her back because she's, you know, I guess maybe something. There's something there. I don't know. I don't know if I'd do it. At least in Grand Rapids, you can bring her wherever you want to bring her.

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