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We can cut off the song.

Yeah. I mean, we like it. We know how the song finishes, right? Doesn't have. I think what happens is he still lies about it, goes in the other room, kind of, you know, sees her there, and then he probably ends up doing it again.

Could I say something that was so funny about your phone call, though? Yeah. I could hear the guy. I don't know if he's like the receptionist or if he's like an assistant or something.

He's one of the, I think, one of the medical tech people. Yeah, Michigan.

He must have asked you, because you were like, his my left shoulder, how you did it or where you did it. And you were like, it was at the stairs at Harper's in Michigan. It was just with so much shame in your voice. Why do you need to know that? Don't judge me. It was dad's day with my son.

MiOrthosurgeons.com. miorthosurgeons.com. Thank you to those guys for getting me in. I was going to go to their urgent ortho location, but I also, they're a paying advertiser, but they're also my docs. I use them for my knee surgery. My sister uses them. I use them for my kids. Yep. But here's the problem. I can't go inebriated in an Uber to the urgent ortho. If I show up in the, they'll be like this is the guy that's that's doing our advertising this is the guy that talks about us here on the air oh my god i would there sarah would look she would lose an advertiser i do not want to do that because they're really they are great what's worse showing up drunk and

injured or showing up injured and they think you're drunk and have to do sobriety tests before

they'll help you probably uh all of the above because that happened to me because chelsea was wanting me to go to the she's like why don't you just go to the hospital and i said to her i go the problem with going to an emergency room at a hospital is you get a bajillion dollar bill and they don't do anything for you because they don't have any of the docs that can help you. They have no orthopedic doctor that's on there. Like I would go there with a gunshot wound and that's pretty much it. Asthma attack. Asthma attack going there. Yeah. Cause they got oxygen and stuff. Yeah. Although I may go to an oxygen bar. Like I may go to one of those bars that has the oxygen there. Well,

here's the frustrating. Those are all the rage. I went after my accident as a trauma patient and they had to uh test my blood to see if i was drunk or not to charge me with the dui which i wasn't i was stone cold sober and then i had to pay for my blood testing yeah i had to pay for my own

it's expensive i know i know they charge you for everything every band-aid every i remember one time this is no joke i went in with jacob was always the one that he would get injured when chelsea was out of town and i'd have to go to the hospital and they were going to put a band-aid on him because he liked the color of the band-aid and i said no no no you know because i will have to pay for that thing jacob i will get you superman band-aids they're cheaper on our way home

on my bill i think when i it was either lucy or smith i delivered for the tv really i think it was 25 for the tv i swear to you i say

You know I'm crazy about saving sentimental stuff. I know I have it somewhere.

The crazy part to me is the skin to skin. You get charged for holding your baby after giving birth.

Really? I don't think I saw that on there. I did that for both.

Why?

I was more upset about the TV.

Wait. Just for them to bring the baby to you into the room.

No. Once it pops out of you, to put it on your chest.

They charge you for that.

They did for my girlfriend. Skin to skin. Thousands of dollars.

Well. That's insanity.

I hope you're feeling better by tomorrow. Thank you.

I don't think it's going to be.

I feel like you're going to have to have a surgery.

Why are you doing it? Like, you should say, I think it's going to be optimistic.

Because you're not, you have not moved your arm the whole show.

Be optimistic. Let's not, Chelsea thinks I'm a hypochondriac as it is. She's like, you got to stop thinking the worst. You're going to be okay. It's a strain. Everything's going to be okay.

Has she seen your back?

The reason why I'm hypochondriac is my coworkers. Right away, they see it and go, oh, that's horrible. You guys look, you look so.

But what, how would you feel if we were like, okay, whatever, like you're a big baby.

We don't care. I would.

Then you'd be mad at us for that. We're damned if we do and we're damned if we don't. You're right.

You're right. All right. It's Mojo in the morning. So, oh, see, I got to tell you this. So, Luke in a couple of the, I think I posted this picture. I posted a picture from Dad's Day on Saturday. And there's one kid in the picture. He's a kid wearing a Buffalo Bills hat. if you go and look at the Instagram page he has a big old black eye in his face like literally right there where he was like punched and I don't understand how this is if somebody punches you do they get you right in the eye and that's how it becomes a black eye because this kid got it like square right in the face. Did you see that?

Holy crap. Well he's wearing a Bill's hat. He deserves it.

Well he's from Buffalo so he's obviously a fan but he's got this black eye going and in he's hugging on luke there and i said to uh to luke i go luke why does your buddy have a black eye and he said oh it's a funny story dad you should ask him so i'm going to ask this question to you guys and it's going to sound really weird why did your friend punch you because these kids are big dummies his best buddy one of the other fraternity kids punched him in the eye because he stole his last two pieces of pizza and then that's why he hit him so the kid got punched in the eye so valid he had the last two pieces of pizza there and i thought to myself i'm like going wait a second your friend punched you like it would be honestly you guys together hanging out and you reach over and grab her pen and she just hauls off and hits you i can see it happening you think so yeah is she that violent maybe i've never hit one of my friends i've always

wanted to get into a fight really oh my god yes the first thing that happened when i got my extensions put in was i was like oh i'm ready to hit somebody and the guy who does my hair was like don't you dare i just spent a lot of time and effort getting your hair together and i want to swing on somebody i've always want because i think i could kick somebody's ass i was gonna say i feel

It's like girls pull hair, boys punch each other in the face.

We got to get into a conversation about this. Who are doing this to their friends? Why are you doing this to your friends? I have lots of friends that are in my life. I have never wanted to take a fist and hit somebody.

I don't think I've ever had a black eye. Black guy and black eye, if you heard that incorrectly. It applies to both.

You need to do one of them.

I don't think I've ever had a black eye. I've had both.

Yeah. Ever.

Oh my God, a real black man.

You need to accomplish one of those things. You should have done that before you got married. The black eye part, or I don't know.

They sound the same, don't they?

Yeah, the only one you can do now is the black eye. So somebody's got to punch her. Go ahead, Megan. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. So there's two topics in this one, Zach, okay? Zach, don't cut this thing up like you always do. He cuts it up and he gives me like a one minute podcast of me, me saying hi to somebody. I want to know what's the craziest thing you got charged for on your, on your medical bill that you looked at. Cause we talked about that in the beginning of this. And then the other one is, um, who punched their friend? Did you, have you ever like, uh, have you ever hauled off and punched a, uh, punched a friend? Uh, 844 Mojo live 844-665-6548 is our telephone number. I think Lydia is getting a little carried away with the do not pickups on calls.

She's called five times. I'm sorry.

This morning you have, this is no joke. This morning there was one part, I have 10 lines here. Six of the 10 lines said, Bob, do not pick up. Nursing home, Jerry, don't, let me ask Bob. Is it nursing home, Bob? Do not pick up. Debbie, do not pick up.

She's called for every single topic and it's not really that related.

to me what is she calling for what is her reasoning for she just calls on every single

topic we have today ask her debbie what's going on debbie okay so back in the day many months ago at the jukebox i think it was woodwork yeah i was there and i used to have back in the day with those uh vests that were made out of rabbit fur and had like a knitted um so i had a white one And I had it on the bar stool, laid over it, and I was sitting on it. And my girls and I went for a dance. And when we came back, this girl had thrown my jacket on the floor. Uh-oh. Oh, yeah. And I said to her, girl, that's my jacket on the floor. That's my seat. And back then you could smoke. And she hit her cigarette and blew smoke in my face. So what did you do? Yep, I snatched her by the back of the head of the hair and drilled her in the face all the way down while she was hitting the ground. And then I went to stomp on her face, and the bouncer snatched me up and took me. I didn't even walk out of the bar. And Lydia didn't want us to pick this up. This is a great call.

Debbie, but here's the question. Have you ever had a black guy? That's all I want to know about.

Who, me? Yeah. No, not me. Not me. We got to get you one.

Kevin's going to be back in a couple of days. What's up, Kelly? How you doing? Good. How are you, Mojo? Fantastic. I was talking about how my son's friend got punched by his buddy and got a black eye. Did you ever get hit by a friend?

So my best friend was getting married. It was her bachelorette party. And I was standing up. And my other best friend was the maid of honor. And we ended up getting into a huge fist fight over the stripper and over all this stuff. And we were fist fighting in the car at all the bars we were going to. We were like, her sister, the one I was fighting, was the designated driver. And we would stop and get out and start fighting in the middle of the...

Bitches be crazy. That's nuts. I wonder how many I've heard of actually I take this back about the whole guy friend thing I went to a bachelor party one time where the guys got into a fight over who was paying the bill at the end of the night the guys literally got into a fight but that's interesting at the bachelor party yeah who's paying the bill who's paying for the stripper that's great Kaylin what's up

that's the DD though

what's up Kaylin

good morning

good morning

I'm calling because I actually I hit my ex-husband in the face at the german-american festival oh it's always at the gas it's always at the gas what was it you guys drinking too much um he got really drunk it was for his birthday and i made him a shirt that had his cash app name on it so all night people are sending him money and he was like one more drink one more drink and everybody's listening and looking and i saw cops and i was like come on we need to get in the car and he wouldn't so i i hit him and he got in the car and we went home.

You're so lucky you didn't end up in jail that night. You could have had a domestic on that one.

Was he your ex before this or after this? Well, he was my ex before that. We were together since high school so it's been 20 years and we just were best friends after we separated. Oh, okay, okay.

But that German-American festival brings exes closer together.

It was a flag shot. I just know it.

What's up, Tiffany?

Hi. So I'm calling in. So this was in my early 20s and my kids and my... Yeah, My kids and my husband don't know about this story, but I used to hang out with a bunch of guys, and we were drinking, and they were talking about fighting one another for money, and I was like, why can't I get into this? It doesn't matter that I'm a girl. Yeah, I beat the guy pretty bad and gave him a black guy, but I won like $100, so.

Then did you make mad, passionate love to him afterwards because you felt bad?

No, he's like one of my best guy friends. That would be weird. It's like a brother.

Okay, but still, though, you beat his ass. This poor guy got his ass kicked.

Well, I mean.

And he doesn't hit bad because he's your friend. and he's not going to hit you back.

Oh, no, he did. He did? No, he did. Where the hell are you guys from? We have a video of it. Where are you from? Up north.

Oh, my God. Crazy people. What's going on, Nicole? Hi.

Hi. So my 21st birthday, there were a couple girls that showed up.

Yeah?

I ended up getting in a fight with one of them. Yeah. And one of my friends came to help me, but she was so drunk, She socked me in the face instead of the girl that I was fighting.

So it was completely by accident.

Yeah, and she hit me so good. I was like, wow, I didn't know you could hit like that. That was...

That was good.

That's unbelievable. This might be the best reason why you punched a friend in the face. Emily, you there?

Oh, I'm here.

Tell everybody why you guys did this.

Okay, so a girlfriend of mine and I both always wanted black eyes and never had them, so we were at Coyote Joe's one night for a birthday party and just decided to go punch for punch at each other in the face, and I ended up with a black eye and she ended up with a fat lip. Okay, you guys are weird. That is a weird one. There's video of it and everything. We almost got kicked out of the bar because people thought we were really fighting, but we were just going punch for punch at each other.

I'm telling you, how square do you have to hit somebody right in the eye just to get them to have a black eye in that little area?

Or can't you hit the bridge of their nose, too, would give them a black eye?

My aim was totally off because I got her in the mouth. but i had my i had from like the side of my nose and my like i i had everything blocked so that she could only hit me in the eye jesus uh and it took a couple punches but i got the black eye out

of it i love it where are you from now i'm asking everybody where they're from because these people are nuts i'm from troy she's from troy okay i would never have thought that that seemed like

a sensible place but i know down river or something no i'm from troy no no no hey not

Everybody's crazy downriver. I was kind of thinking LaPierre, but all right.

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