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Give Your Boss The Bird Contest
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Give Your Boss The Bird Contest

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November 26, 2024 | 00:11:49 | Leisure

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00:02:13 - 00:02:33 | Speaker 4:

Bojo in the morning Everybody always gets amazed When I can't have cottage cheese before The show's over with Everybody I know that's not what they get amazed by

00:02:33 - 00:02:39 | Speaker 6:

Shannon and I were laughing yesterday When your spoon was scraping the container During part of the segment

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Doesn't that remind you of old time, Shannon?

00:02:41 - 00:02:42 | Speaker 6:

Yes, it does

00:02:42 - 00:04:07 | Speaker 4:

everybody gets amazed that we on our show will call out our bosses when they're being a-holes and they're amazed that we're still employed by this company only because we have guaranteed contracts which may be a thing of the past who knows I don't know but but all I can say is that we do it for you so that you don't have to unless it's this time of the year and we're gonna bring back something on our show that i think that we've done in past thanksgivings i don't think the last thanksgiving we did it because i don't think we had time we're going to do a contest here on the show where we give away free turkeys but they have to go to your boss because it's time to give your boss a little crap on the radio and get away with it the uh the contest is something that i don't necessarily encourage you do on your own i think that you can say that we put you up to this but it's give the boss the bird so tell us about your boss and how big of a pain in the ass they are and just do it relatively quick without saying your company's name or anything like that and then we'll give your boss the bird we'll give him the uh the turkey uh 844 mojo live 844-665-6548. Anybody willing to participate in something like this?

00:04:07 - 00:04:14 | Speaker 5:

Come on. Would you do that? Tony's talking to somebody right now. Really? Yeah. Could they be voice disguised or making them come off?

00:04:14 - 00:04:17 | Speaker 4:

Actually, they did fix the voice disguising machine, I think.

00:04:18 - 00:04:19 | Speaker 5:

I say they got to do it live, bro.

00:04:19 - 00:04:20 | Speaker 4:

I think they do, too.

00:04:20 - 00:04:24 | Speaker 5:

You got to have the gizzards to come on air. I like that.

00:04:24 - 00:04:28 | Speaker 6:

Don't you do that? No, don't. No. I like it. Come on, Megan. No.

00:04:29 - 00:04:39 | Speaker 4:

I like... Nerd. Nerd. I like the idea that, yeah, you're definitely having to be kind of a little risky in doing something like this.

00:04:39 - 00:04:42 | Speaker 5:

Anybody can call on voices, guys, and call out their boss, you know?

00:04:43 - 00:04:49 | Speaker 4:

Hold on. I'm looking for... Do we not have a... I need bird songs. Are there any other than...

00:04:49 - 00:04:52 | Speaker 7:

Fly like a bird. Nelly Furtado. Come on.

00:04:52 - 00:04:55 | Speaker 4:

Nelly Furtado? But that's fly like a bird. Shake your tail, Feather.

00:04:55 - 00:04:58 | Speaker 7:

You just said bird song. Oh, shake your tail. That's good.

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Okay, that's good.

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Drop down and get your eagle on.

00:05:00 - 00:05:25 | Speaker 2:

girl how about how about i'm coming with him how about the song is the bird i looked up is that okay or not like a little all right here we go give the boss the bird for a uh free turkey for thanksgiving leah are you there yep i'm here leah give the boss the bird right now tell us about

00:05:25 - 00:05:29 | Speaker 1:

this boss of yours okay first time long time

00:05:29 - 00:05:41 | Speaker 2:

there you go hi okay you're sitting down for this one yes we are believe it or not we all sit down

00:05:41 - 00:06:04 | Speaker 1:

in the studio go ahead that's crazy um so my dad actually it was a two-year anniversary of his death like three days ago but i was off of work because my dad was passing and my boss knew my dad passed um and made me come into work for an emergency mandatory meeting three hours after my

00:06:04 - 00:06:12 | Speaker 3:

dad died you are absolutely kidding me wow that is awful do you still work for this guy absolutely

00:06:12 - 00:06:46 | Speaker 2:

awful yeah uh we got to get you another job besides this dick that's a what a horrible thing for this guy to do yeah that's one thing no matter how much we ever get mad at our boss our bosses personally always are great to us you know they just do some kind of idiotic stuff every now and again but hold on one second let's get you let's get you a uh a gift card okay yeah hold on one second lydia make sure that uh leah gets something nice and we're sorry leah about your dad jason are you there i am jason would you like to give the boss the bird

00:06:46 - 00:07:00 | Speaker 3:

i i i have a great boss story um but i don't want to take the turkey away from that last caller so i don't want to win but i wait wait but here's the deal she's gonna win either way

00:07:00 - 00:07:04 | Speaker 2:

you can you you're a very nice guy but go ahead he just wants to give the boss the bird

00:07:04 - 00:07:25 | Speaker 3:

i appreciate it and uh i'm also uh i'm waiting till after thanksgiving to deliver my walking with a winter wiener man that was me and i can't believe that i got through right now because i went to text you guys this morning my boss story well you know a few minutes

00:07:25 - 00:07:36 | Speaker 4:

ago and i sent it to my boss oh oh i did i did i totally did i totally did but i sent i sent two

00:07:36 - 00:08:52 | Speaker 3:

texts i sent the boss story which i then copy and pasted to you guys so it's on there now okay but then i followed it up with i think it would be really funny if i gave you his number and we did a three-way phone call oh my god yeah and then i get so then my response back is a question mark and i'm like okay wait a minute they've called me before but they've never asked the clarification and then i look up and i'm like oh i sent this to ed what's the story i want to know about that what i text so here's what i here's what i text what happened was my boss called me i drive a taxi so does he i listen to you guys every day all day and he he's talking to me about baking cookies with his wife and mentions that he would love to be spun around and slapped in the face at the right moment and he has no idea that that my girlfriend was in the car uh at the time okay wow became not so public or not so private information and it was really awkward and really weird and i just told him about it in a text message because i wasn't telling you guys by the way do you talk

00:08:52 - 00:08:59 | Speaker 2:

the entire cab ride when you're when you're in a cab are you talking the entire cab ride aren't you

00:09:00 - 00:09:05 | Speaker 3:

Well, I mean, unless I'm listening to you guys. I try to talk to some people I don't want to talk to, but a lot of you.

00:09:05 - 00:09:09 | Speaker 2:

Are we driving past the fact that his boss and him talk about spinning each other?

00:09:11 - 00:09:14 | Speaker 3:

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't lump me into this.

00:09:14 - 00:09:17 | Speaker 4:

I was not participating. What kind of cab service is this?

00:09:17 - 00:09:26 | Speaker 2:

Hold on, Dave. Taxi cab professions. Hold on a second there. Jason, we're going to get there. Oh, that's funny. Hold on.

00:09:26 - 00:09:33 | Speaker 4:

Could you imagine if Tony called? What? Tony's chair is kind of spinny

00:09:33 - 00:09:42 | Speaker 2:

Dave are you there yes I'm here give the boss the bird for a free turkey what would you like to say

00:09:42 - 00:09:48 | Speaker 3:

so my boss likes to work from home well let me first off say first time caller a long time

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his name is Dave

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she's just messing with you that was funny All right.

00:09:59 - 00:10:26 | Speaker 4:

So. My boss likes to work from home a lot. I can't talk too loud because he's actually here. My boss likes to work from home a lot. And then one day, a couple weeks ago, he decided to call in and work from home to get an eye inspection. And I was mad at him anyway throughout, you know, from a couple of weeks ago. And I ended up telling a couple of people that someone farted on his pillow and he got pink eye from it. By the end of the day, it was going around the whole building.

00:10:27 - 00:10:45 | Speaker 5:

Oh, my God. By the way, who are these people that listen to this show, this lady in the show? We're the best. These are the people that truly we need to stay on for another 30 or 40 minutes because I think we'll get even better people. But this is right. One last one here. Kimberly, are you there, Kimberly?

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Yes, I am.

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We're running into Ryan Seacrest's time right now. He's going to jump on KISS FM in Toledo here in a second. What's going on?

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Well, I'm a first-time caller. Lisa's on the phone

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Give it the boss the bird

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Thank you I cannot believe this is my call First time But I love you guys dearly You've gotten my family through so much

00:11:15 - 00:11:17 | Speaker 5:

Thank you That's sweet

00:11:17 - 00:11:56 | Speaker 6:

But with that being said Chris Allen Was a boss of mine Who I got a phone call From work yeah um well i was at work and i worked as a um on the call center okay um needless to say my got a message that my little sister had died oh i'm sorry and my boss knew and literally i was in such shock that not only that did i lose her but that someone would be uh i won't say on the air yes but we all know there's not even a word for a person like this

00:11:56 - 00:11:58 | Speaker 5:

What did he do? What did he do?

00:11:58 - 00:12:39 | Speaker 6:

He decided to yell at me and look at me because I was sitting at my desk and I hadn't made the decision. Like, I was just in shock. No one expects to lose their little sister who was in her early 20s. And so needless to say, he yells at me in front of the entire group and says, Are you going to get on the phone or are you leaving work? And I didn't say anything to him. One, because I was in shock. Two, I had amazing... I would never have said, you just got to walk away from someone that ignorant.

00:12:40 - 00:12:41 | Speaker 5:

Oh, man, I'm so sorry.

00:12:42 - 00:12:50 | Speaker 6:

I never wish... That's okay. You don't wish that upon people. But people need to really understand the impact.

00:12:50 - 00:12:57 | Speaker 5:

All these people, all of you have made us realize how good our bosses are. We love our bosses. And we hate Chris Allen.

00:12:57 - 00:12:58 | Speaker 1:

And I'll poop on his car.

00:12:58 - 00:13:03 | Speaker 5:

All right. Kimberly, thank you. Hold on. We're going to give you a bird. Congratulations. You got a turkey, okay?

00:13:05 - 00:13:07 | Speaker 6:

Thank you. I can't believe I'm on the phone with you guys.

00:13:07 - 00:13:10 | Speaker 5:

Oh, my God. The phone line is crazy. Yeah. I don't know what's going on with that.

00:13:11 - 00:13:11 | Speaker 6:

All right.

00:13:11 - 00:13:23 | Speaker 5:

Thank you. I appreciate it. Hold on. I can't hear anything because that phone line is bad. You know what it is? It's Ryan Seacrest coming in right now, wanting to be on 92.5 KISS FM. Is Ryan still on middays after we get done?

00:13:23 - 00:13:29 | Speaker 1:

I have no idea. I assume. probably right he's gotta be all right isn't he contractually obligated to be on a thousand

00:13:29 - 00:14:00 | Speaker 5:

stations at all times is that how it works i don't know are we are we uh we done i think we're done for today have a fantastic day did you hear what happened this morning on the show we gave the boss the bird we killed the bird and we uh gave away a bunch of great prizes and did the war of the roses all this morning here on the mojo in the morning show and if you missed any of it go check out the podcast we will see you tomorrow bye 20 plus years of idiocy and still going in detroit

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