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Mojo on the morning show. Home of the phone scams, the war of the roses, dirty on 30. It's good to have you guys listening to us today. I have to bring up a topic here right now that I'm going to bring up. And I am not angry with it I just find it funny

I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed

By the way, did you ever notice that when your parents would say that to you That they are disappointed Was worse than if they said to you You're punished for like 12 years Say that to your kids Parents, if you ever want to just get them Just say when they're doing something that they shouldn't do Say, I'm just really disappointed And then walk away It's beautiful so the topic is caught doing during work hours and now we do a lot of crazy stuff during our show and we document it the problem is when you document it during the busiest time of our radio program the time that is the most you know popular busy time is during the 7 15 to 8 40 time because guess what we do during that time what we do a lot of we do a lot of uh show material right that's usually a commercial free time that's usually a time when we are you know giving the listeners an opportunity to drive and just hear what we're doing and hear some you know maybe music every now and again stuff like that yesterday i go on to kp on air do you guys know K.P. on Air is? No, who's that? K.P. on Air is our executive producer.

Oh, okay. It's a very high

you know important job on this radio show. And I see K.P. taking a bathroom selfie time stamped 7.58. Get it, girl. I'm very proud of you. During the show. And all I kept thinking to myself

You left during my phone scam To take a bathroom selfie

Actually Spike she left right after Your phone scam because your phone scam Ran until and I look back at the time Your phone scam ran until 56 And then right after 56 KP walked out she's like I'm out Goodbye

Wait did you already delete it No it expired

I got it

Would you like me to send it to you I think it deserves a mojo in the morning repost.

Yes, sure. I'm going to send it right now to all of you guys on the group chat.

Before KP says anything, I just want everybody to know, without any information, I'm team KP on this one.

I have two things to say. First of all, three. Thank you, Megan. Number one. Two, that's what you get for having a radio show in the middle of my selfie. And three, I had to post a selfie because I look like The Rock. And I needed people to tell me who wore it better My outfit better I had a black turtleneck on With a chain around my neck And I thought I needed to take a picture Because I looked like doing the rock job

Let me bust you on another couple of things And listen, I don't want to pile on you But I'm going to pile on you

It's your day

And I think that the listeners, you know, sometimes the listeners will come to the defense of you guys whenever I get in an angry mood and they don't understand the importance of this radio program and how we have, this is like us all flying a 747, you know?

Just like it. The same.

All right. We have lives that are on our hands every day. We're like open heart surgeons. But I have looked in the other room at KP and this was actually not just recently when And I've told KP, man, you have been like amazing lately, like screening calls and scheduling the show and doing stuff like she's been doing an amazing job.

I know what you're doing.

I remember when she first started the show, it happened. And then I saw it three other times after that. And I've never brought it up on the air. She puts her makeup on in the middle of our topics in the other room. Phones are ringing. And KP's got, what is that thing called that you brush makeup on with? Mascara?

A little beauty sponge.

No, it's got the little thing. I usually sometimes take a brush from Chelsea and I tickle myself with it sometimes. It's so good. A brush? The little brush with your putting blush on. And she's sitting there going.

Well, you know Megan's going to have her back on this one because Megan does that every morning.

I don't know what you're talking about. I definitely don't do my makeup and curl my hair during the show every single day when nobody can see me. First of all, I typically do it when we're in spots and I don't have a live break.

I saw you at least twice doing it while you're screening phone calls.

Because this company requires me to make TikToks for work. So if I get up at 3 a.m., I don't have time to prep the whole show and get everything ready. And I'll do all of our topics when I get here. So during spots, the two minutes where I'm free, I put on makeup. And it takes me less than eight minutes.

Just so you know, I just want you to know, the company holds a gun to our head and says, you put those TikToks up there at that moment. Shut up.

They basically do, actually.

Should I pull up the e-mails demanding our TikToks? And actually, I will forward you the e-mail from Tony that says, special shout-out to KP and Sean because TikTok is the KP and Sean show right now because we're the only people posting. That was not fair. Tell Tony that. This is me trying to manage my time effectively.

During the show, I need you. Like, right now, there's no screener, so I'm going to pick up the line. Hello, Mojo in the morning.

Sorry, they're putting on. Hi, I was calling for the Kroger.

Yes, that's coming up here in just a little bit. I'm sorry. I'm answering the phone right now Because KP is too busy telling us Why she puts makeup on during the show While we're in the midst of things

Now to be fair, if I were her defense attorney I would say she does have a headset So she doesn't need hands to answer the phone

Also, we're women We know how to multitask Just so you know Listen, I'm not doing the contest

If you're going to stick up for her What do you do Okay, question Here's my question for you then Here's my question. Okay. Question for you. What do you do during work hours that you don't want your boss to know that you're doing?

Text on my phone.

Well, everybody does that. I'm talking about, like, crazy stuff. Like, are there any crazy stuff that you got? Maybe I should open up the phone lines to other people and let you wait for the contest that we're going to do.

What do I do that I don't want my boss to know? Yeah.

You ever You do online shopping Do you do

I don't want my boss to know

You what? You bake?

Vape

Oh you're vaping during the show By the way did you see Mike The football coach from the Miami Dolphins That got caught vaping during the show During the game I didn't see that During the game all of a sudden He lifts up his hand

and then you see his glove, and then there's something sticking out of the top of it. And he clearly puts it up to his mouth, and the camera is right. And he goes, and you see him just go. That's hilarious.

Hey, a couple moments for this contest. Mojo in the morning, hello.

I drink margaritas on Friday, that works.

Nice. Oh, really?

I'm not even mad. I got a damn margarita. Who wants a margarita?

What do you do for a living first before we say it's okay?

Oh, yeah.

then you deserve it because honestly having to deal with that many people complaining all the

time i need a drink too is that margarita in like a yeti because i whenever i see a mom with a yeti i know that that yeti has got some alcohol in it exactly um mike listener mike what's going on what

do you do during work hours so so not what i do but i used to be the chip guy like the chip vendor um and i was servicing this store and when i walked in the guy said oh you're actually gonna like stock and deliver the chips the other guy just takes a nap in the back alley until you know until he decides to leave Thank you.

he got busted

by the way that is interesting how many people will sleep on the job too you hear the stories all the time about people that will find like a nice little area and I don't even mind it

I mind the people that are bad at it and get caught and ruin it

sleeping on the air hi Sam

hi what do you do during work hours

well this was when I was much younger and less responsible but I watched the entire Sons of Anarchy series. Wow. Whoa.

Oh, my God. If your boss only knew.

Oh, my gosh. I mean, I was productive and working, but still, I think, frowned upon.

Did you ever have to go, oh, God, hold on, I missed something, and rewind it?

Oh, yeah. I would have to back up because someone interrupted.

Yeah. It's like, excuse me, this is a really good opportunity. The one thing I would want to know with people who binge watch during work hours, How many of you leave a phone call unanswered or a customer waiting because it's a good scene? Brandy, hi. KP, our producer, takes selfies and does her makeup during the show. What do you do?

Everything but work. I maybe get 20 minutes worth of work done a day. I can stretch it out to about an hour, but I will be on my cricket stuff, playing my kid's birthday party, do billing for my mom's business, online shop, Facebook, TikTok, everything but work. TikTok is the big one for me.

And are you considered like one of the better employees that work at this company?

Absolutely not.

There's set expectations. I love her. How long have you been with them?

About 2012, so 10 years.

Man, and they keep giving you raises, don't they?

They do. Then they keep letting me come back. I don't know why.

I'm going to bestow upon her the bejeweled crown of mediocrity. She has somehow cruised through this job, skated through life successfully.

Parslow. I love that. Alyssa, what do you do during work hours?

About midway through my shift, I actually enjoy a good blunt. Okay.

What do you do? Oh, you're not a nurse, are you?

Oh, sort of. I'm a caregiver at a senior facility.

Smoking the reefer. Maybe you need that. Yeah. Put up with the old.

Can the patients notice when you're...

Well, I do have one patient that enjoys cannabis as well. But other than that, no, I don't think they notice. Usually they're sleeping.

Wow, that's amazing.

I like when it goes from the patient. Like when it's her, it's a blunt, but when it's a patient, it's cannabis.

Erica, what's happening?

Hey, so I used to manage gas stations, and we had to let a third shifter go because he would lock the door at night and then go sit in the back room and watch X-rated videos on his phone.

Oh, my gosh.

On camera. Oh, no.

Oh, no. He was on camera.

He was on camera. That's how we found out because we had a customer complaint that the door was locked one night. They wanted to go in and go buy whatever they needed to. So when you checked out the cameras

Was he doing something that people do With the videos?

Oh yeah

Oh no I'm sorry

And you know he's a third shift guy Working at the gas station We're usually the person that's the first one Walking in in the morning Saying hello to him

So you gotta always wash your hands Because you never know Before they touch money

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