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All right, you have to be honest with us on this one. We're going to do a topic right now with Megan called Google Red Flags because of something that Megan said to us. You're going to have to go and look at what you've Googled and tell us what it is and how it could be suspicious. But Megan, you brought this up about that story of that husband that killed his wife or allegedly killed his wife and is now being brought up on charges.

It's not funny. It's truly not funny. That man who allegedly killed his wife in the arraignment on whether or not to set his bond, I think it was, they started reading off his Google searches through the day. Yeah, and they were bad. What is funny was my reaction to those because, like Shannon said, they were bad for most people. For most people. For me, I wanted to know the answers. I was sitting there, and they're reading off these horrendous questions, and I go, well, I can't Google that. Is anybody going to give me the answer? because I don't want to end on this government red flag list.

Some of the stuff, it was how to.

It was stuff like how long does it take a 115-pound female body to decompose? Oh, God, what were some of the other ones? What does formaldehyde do?

How long does it take to work? Yes. How long does it take for a body to decompose? Are these questions normal people ask? No. Are they also questions I want to know the answer to? Yes. Yes, I do really badly.

But do you ever Google something, and it's not that you look for, like, a family member to, like, look over your shoulder to see it. You do worry that big brother. The government's going to get, you're going to get back. Right, right.

Is that a thing? Because I've always been nervous to Google certain things, like, this is going to get sent to somewhere, and someone's going to show up at my doorstep.

Nowadays, I wouldn't put it past that they can see what you're typing on your computer.

There's been things I've wanted to look up for a phone scan because I want to make sure I know what I'm talking about when I'm calling people. And the things I'm like, this looks too shady to Google. So I open an incognito window. I don't know if that protects me or not.

That does help. I know one time I Googled, does the anarchist cookbook still exist? I was just curious. I didn't need the recipe. I don't want to know the recipe. I just wanted to know if it still existed. I'm sure I ended up on a list for a little while after that.

Now you're an Antifa member.

watching what my credit card was going to but i remember like hearing about this book and then i was like oh is it still like a thing but then i google it then i go i shouldn't have googled that

i shouldn't have we need to do this we need to get you a vpn so i have one but i still don't

trust it i feel like the fbi is smarter than a vpn uh it's funny because i'm looking at my google

my google searches my googles i'm looking at my googles here and my google searches in the last our best burgers at Red Robin. Ready for this one? Name of Mexican restaurant in Birmingham. These are all food-related ones. I have to say, right now, have fun. You want to build a snowman lyrics? I do.

Oh, I have that on there, too.

Home Depot dating, Harry Styles split pants.

Yeah.

Actually, I typed in Harry Potter split pants first and then corrected myself when very weird things showed up. Harry Styles split pants.

Oh, here's one. Why do boogers stick to your finger when you're trying to flick them?

Why did you desperately want to do that?

That was potentially a topic of something that happened to me when I was trying to flick a burger and it just wouldn't get... Oh, you meant a booger. Booger.

Red Robin and boogers are getting very confused.

Robin, yum. What's going on, Karen?

Good morning, guys. I just wanted to tell you that there are search engines out there that are completely safe, and they don't record. I don't know all of them, but the one I use when I'm looking up something sketchy is startspage.com. I know they don't record. They advertise they don't record. They're on the radio. They don't record. How do you know the FBI didn't create that search engine? I don't believe any of that stuff, by the way. I know, I know. Like this DuckDuckGo, or there's a bunch of them.

Karen, what are you searching for that you had to check those out?

Like I'm going to tell you.

Okay, here's one of my bad Googles. Fun ways to kill your sins. Okay, granted, not inappropriate. It is a video game. But still a little bit sketchy to Google, right?

Yeah, absolutely. How about Andrea's? This one could be taken a different way. What's up, Andrea?

Hi, I was just telling KP, my husband works for a local prosecutor's office. And sometimes he has to Google, you know, certain kinds of guns and weapons. And so he's just always kind of, like, concerned about, like, who might be, you know, watching his Google searches.

Yeah. No, I bet that with him being, you know, in the business that you sometimes look at that. But then what about the private stuff? What about you as the wife? What have you been Googling that maybe somebody might look funny at?

I don't really Google anything like that. is really just for his job.

Ah, I like it. By the way, you're just like Karen who just called us up a little bit ago. We put you on the spot. What's up, Jill?

Hey, what's going on? Good morning, y'all.

Good morning. What's happening?

So, the Google search engines. I know it's kind of weird, but I've always wanted to know why when we eat corn, you know, we chew it up. We chew it up good, but for some reason, it always comes out whole. I don't understand that. It absolutely does. It's crazy.

What was the answer, by the way?

What do you like about corn?

Ever since I was told that corn was real, it tasted good.

Yeah. I know. What is the story with that whole thing? Everything else, the mashed potatoes and the meatloaf, it didn't look that way.

Jill, why doesn't our stomach break down the corn kernels?

Yeah, that's weird. It just baffles me. I have no idea. Wait, so what did you find out?

You didn't Google it?

I did, but it was weird. It says that there's some acid. It doesn't break down good enough for us. That's what it is. The acid on the stomach doesn't break down good enough.

And I don't know. We did a meeting the other day where we were talking about new benchmarks for the show, which no listeners don't know what a benchmark is. But the stuff that we do on the show, like War of the Roses, phone scams, Five Lies Tell Your Mom, not just our normal conversation, like the things that we do every single week. We should do Megan Googles it as a new thing on the show. and listeners and we have to use meg and then it gives then it gives megan a reason for googling this stuff and we can even like do a fake letter like dear megan will you please google you know and then whatever it is that you wanted to google that you didn't know about we can find out everything

we ever wanted to find out and only one person's taken the hit and getting on the list but and then if they do come after you like mojo said you just say it was for my job it's a job that's really

smart you guys let's do it all right done monday morning starting at 805 mojo it's our second

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Hey, Portlandia fans.

Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here.

The dream of the 90s is alive in podcast form.

We're launching Podlandia AO Rewatch, our brand new podcast where we revisit every episode of Portlandia together, breaking down sketches, going deep on our iconic characters, and pulling back the curtain on how it all got made.

And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life. Guest stars, collaborators, and friends, including director Jonathan Kreisel. The mayor himself, Kyle MacLachlan, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more.

Kyle is going for it here. You fully improvised, not just words, but a song.

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