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Great Tattoo, Terrible Location
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Great Tattoo, Terrible Location

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May 15, 2023 | 00:10:57 | Leisure

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mojo the morning show so for a tribute to a an amazing mom a very good friend of mine did something very interesting and we were having a conversation about the tribute that he did because I was thinking to myself, you know, I love my mom very dearly. My mom, you know, was not with me for a long period of time, but I know she's in my heart, and I know that she's obviously in some of the pictures. I thought maybe I should do something for my mom. And he was explaining to me what he did, and I thought, you know, I'll listen up. I'll get some ideas and some advice on this. and he said that he ended up getting a tattoo for his mom and you know who this is by the way

00:03:22 - 00:03:29 | Speaker 3:

it's uh craig gas our good friend craig gas oh okay yeah oh i love craig yeah very funny guy

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so we're talking and you know i'm like okay you know what i've always said i wasn't a tattoo person and i wasn't going to do a tattoo but maybe that went through the thing i would do Like, get my mom's initials, or I have my mom writing, love you, mom, or love mom. Oh, like her hand-wrapping. Yeah. Yeah, and I've, Chelsea made them into cufflinks, but I never wear cufflinks. I'm not a big dressier-up kind of guy, you know? So, and she did make it into this necklace, so I have a necklace, too, with love mom, which is cool, but it'd be kind of nice to have it on my person, so to speak. So, I thought to myself, okay, Craig, tell me a little bit about what you got. So he got his mom's initials and he put them on his wrist.

00:04:17 - 00:04:19 | Speaker 3:

Okay. So like where my tattoo is.

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Right. Which is, is that a very painful place?

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No, not at all.

00:04:24 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 2:

I don't think so, but. So I was talking to him some more and I said, can I ask you an honest question? And he goes, yeah. And this was well after we were talking about his mom. And I said, when you take care of yourself, when you flog the knob, do you use your right hand or left hand? And out of the blue, he looks at me like, why would you ask me a question like that? Like, why would you, of all things, talk to me about when I am?

00:05:00 - 00:05:01 | Speaker 4:

You know, masturbating

00:05:01 - 00:05:04 | Speaker 1:

It's not illegal, it's frowned upon Like masturbating on an airplane

00:05:04 - 00:05:24 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, like why is that? And I go, I'm just wondering, like right hand or left hand And he goes, and he kind of like does the motion Like to go, you know how guys do that, Mike Where they're kind of like, oh, let me look You know, because you really don't know which hand you use Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about He goes right to his right hand to do it And I go, your mom is looking at you Every single time

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No, no

00:05:26 - 00:05:53 | Speaker 4:

He had never thought of it to that point I've never thought about it. He's now never going to forget that. So now every time that he goes and decides he's going to take care of himself quickly. Mama's watching. He's got mom there, you know, with her initials. And I said, that could be the worst tattoo I have ever in my life heard anybody getting. And he goes, oh, my God, I never thought about it that way.

00:05:53 - 00:05:54 | Speaker 3:

Just in terms of placement.

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Yes.

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Yeah.

00:05:55 - 00:05:58 | Speaker 4:

Or bad tattoos. Sometimes people get really bad tattoos.

00:05:58 - 00:06:02 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, for sure, but that's a beautiful tattoo. It's just the placement is not good.

00:06:02 - 00:06:16 | Speaker 4:

His mother, by the way, is near and dear to his heart. The guy learned how to do all these celebrity voices based on the fact that he came from deaf parents. Correct, yeah. And his mom was such a huge influence in his life. But every time.

00:06:17 - 00:06:22 | Speaker 3:

I'm more concerned. Do you guys really have to think about what hand you use? I have to every now and again.

00:06:22 - 00:07:11 | Speaker 4:

Sometimes you do the stranger where you use a different hand. Wait, what? I'll explain later. I feel like I probably shouldn't get into that right now. Honestly, I did not know which one I used until I actually sat there and I go, um. I started thinking, what hand is my phone or iPad in at the time? You know? Oh, my God. But accurate. Right? That's kind of how you kind of do it. So I wanted to open up the phone lines to, what's the worst tattoo that anybody has ever gotten? Worst tattoo that you or somebody that you know has put on their body. Because there are some bad ones. I golfed with a guy last week. Nice guy. Really nice guy. I noticed he had barbed wire around his ankle. I don't know if I liked it too much.

00:07:11 - 00:07:22 | Speaker 3:

That's just 90s. Yeah. That is so 90s. It was so popular. Was it? Just the barbed wire in general. I feel like I've seen it more around people's upper arm. I saw that.

00:07:22 - 00:07:50 | Speaker 4:

I was like, okay, you got to live with that the whole rest of your life. My, is it my, my, how would you pronounce that? Myla. Hi, Myla. Is that what it was? I can't do it. When they spell it out phonetically for me, I actually, like I would have said my, okay, Myla, like it's spelled out M-Y-L-U-H, which is Myla, but I have a hard time with it spelled out.

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Which is exactly how it is.

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I know. I would have done maybe My and then La, although I would have said My L.A. I don't know. Go ahead, Myla.

00:08:00 - 00:08:28 | Speaker 1:

One of my friends has a tramp stamp for her grandpa, so it says GPA, like, in her tramp stamp. Hell yeah. Oh, yeah. Hell yeah. No. It doesn't just say GPA? Like, what's the full tattoo? It's like your traditional tramp stamp, and then in the middle it has, like, a heart, and then it says GPA in it. What a weird thing to abbreviate in a tramp stamp. Yeah.

00:08:29 - 00:08:34 | Speaker 4:

Does it look good, though? Like, is it sexy? No. It's not at all.

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You're a good friend. You're honest.

00:08:36 - 00:08:45 | Speaker 4:

You're very honest. By the way, she's listening. Guarantee you. She's figuring it out right now. That's my friend that's talking about me right now on the radio.

00:08:45 - 00:08:48 | Speaker 1:

I can't imagine that's a common tramp stamp.

00:08:49 - 00:08:56 | Speaker 4:

Yeah. Can I ask without giving it away since you already gave it away, but where is she from? I always wonder where people are from that get tramp stamps.

00:08:57 - 00:08:58 | Speaker 1:

Northwest Ohio.

00:08:59 - 00:09:11 | Speaker 4:

I love you guys. If Kiss FM ever pulls us off the air, we will lose every great caller that we've ever had. It would be the saddest day of our lives. Tina, you're voice disguised. Hello.

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Hi.

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Hi, Tina.

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So when I was married for our anniversary, I decided to get, like, his name tattooed on my butt, but it ended up being, like, it came out like it's branded. So on the top of it, it's like a circle, like they brand a cow. It says property of, and then it has his name in the middle and our anniversary on the bottom.

00:09:35 - 00:09:38 | Speaker 3:

Oh, no. Wait, and you said your ex, so you are no longer with this person.

00:09:40 - 00:09:43 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, he got abusive, and it was bad. Oh, no.

00:09:43 - 00:09:44 | Speaker 3:

That's awful. Oh, Tina.

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Yeah, it's terrible.

00:09:45 - 00:09:53 | Speaker 2:

You think that would, like, prove your loyalty, but nope. But, yeah, worst tattoo ever, and I still haven't gotten it covered up. So I'm going to explain it whenever I'm with anybody else.

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Poor girl. All right. Well, thank you for the call, Tina. Appreciate it. Bozo, what's up?

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hey how's it going good what's going on so i have a butt tattoo as well but mine is a copycat one of the famous steve-o i've got your name tattooed on my butt that's amazing

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how many people notice that when you're with them well nobody really notices that because i don't i

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don't really have my butt out too often but it makes for a great bar joke dude i would show that

00:10:27 - 00:10:32 | Speaker 7:

to every girl i bet you that that would get you laid all the time oh i show it around often but

00:10:32 - 00:10:40 | Speaker 6:

i don't think my wife would appreciate it um jennifer what's going on hello how you doing

00:10:40 - 00:10:47 | Speaker 7:

good how are you good jennifer we're talking about the worst tattoos so my boyfriend has

00:10:47 - 00:11:16 | Speaker 9:

a stick figure with a lawnmower on his pubic hair area no no no no no oh my god it's great but he's literally covered head to toe in tattoos and like when we first started dating he told me about it and i was like well now i have to see and so he showed me and i was like is this a red flag maybe i don't know no that's a talking piece literally a talking piece it's literally hilarious we've been together for almost 10 years now and i

00:11:16 - 00:11:30 | Speaker 7:

still laugh every time it's just so funny that's so good i love that one and then the uh your name here is a great tattoo what's up mandy hey what's up nothing much we're talking about the worst

00:11:30 - 00:11:37 | Speaker 11:

tattoos yeah so my stepdaughter who's 17 years old her mom made her get well didn't make but

00:11:37 - 00:12:25 | Speaker 7:

allowed her to get her mom's birth year as a tramp stamp oh my god why would why would they do a tramp stamp on her i don't know northwest ohio are you from northwest ohio no actually no they're from white lake oh my god well okay all right that explains it i mean i've been there before i've gone to visit zot chrysler dodge jeep ram before there's there's a few out there all right thank you for the call appreciate it that's amazing. Sarah? Yes. We're talking about the worst tattoo and my buddy that has the tattoo of his mom's initials on the hand that he uses to pleasure himself. Oh my goodness. Well, I think

00:12:25 - 00:12:36 | Speaker 10:

mine's just as bad. What is yours? Well, back in the 90s, I got, I wanted a symbol that I'm sorry

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What did you say your phone cut out What did you say

00:12:38 - 00:12:48 | Speaker 10:

I'm sorry Back in the 90s I wanted a tattoo That said truth in Japanese And I later found out It says enter here

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Stop it

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Stop it

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Oh no

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And I'm

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From Northwest Ohio

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Oh, my God. Thank you for the call, Sarah.

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You're welcome.

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Bye. Hey, if you can't laugh at yourself, then who can laugh at you, right?

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