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Grown Man Ordering Purple Ice Cream
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Grown Man Ordering Purple Ice Cream

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It's Mojo in the morning. Back from a vacation when I had an opportunity to not really be away on vacation. I saw everybody I worked with. I literally saw Tony Travato and his kids on vacation. I saw Lydia on vacation. I ended up running into the Joe show on vacation. So it's funny because you ever go on vacation and there's people that are vacationing on vacation with you and they want to see you?

00:02:29 - 00:02:30 | Speaker 5:

Yes.

00:02:30 - 00:02:48 | Speaker 4:

You ever see that? And you're like, wait, I just saw you on Tuesday. Why do I need to see you now? It's like going to a sporting event. You ever go to like a Lions game and there's friends of yours that are at the same game and they're like, let's meet up in Concourse A or whatever for a drink. I'm like, I had a drink with you a week ago in my house.

00:02:48 - 00:02:54 | Speaker 5:

And also, don't you feel rude saying, no, I really don't want to, but you feel like you have to?

00:02:54 - 00:03:04 | Speaker 4:

Shannon, I've become a curmudgeon. I actually now have no problem telling people no. I'm like at a point now in my life, and I don't know if I feel like the end is near for me, but I'm just like, no.

00:03:05 - 00:03:09 | Speaker 5:

No, that's good. I'm proud of you for that. I have a hard time. And then I just dread it.

00:03:09 - 00:03:11 | Speaker 4:

I'm growing balls. I'm getting balls.

00:03:12 - 00:03:13 | Speaker 3:

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:03:13 - 00:03:40 | Speaker 4:

Yes. But, oh, so let me tell you the Tony Travato story. And I need you as listeners to understand, who is Tony Travato? Does everybody know who Tony Travato is? You talk to the PD. Travato. Legend. He's the radio program director of this station. Which, by the way, I found out that his real name is not Travato. Bruh. Shannon told me like last week, my mind was blown. He faked being Italian. He's not even Italian.

00:03:40 - 00:03:48 | Speaker 5:

How crazy is that? I don't know where the Travato came from, but I was, yeah, I was stunned when I realized That is not his name at all.

00:03:48 - 00:04:17 | Speaker 4:

My name is now LeBron James. If I'm going to go for something, I'm going to go for a rich person that can play basketball. But Tony Travato and his kids were on vacation down in Florida. I got a chance to see him. And it was actually fun. We hung out a bunch. Tony goes during the summertime and on any vacation. He and his family have ice cream every single night. They go to an ice cream place every single night and have ice cream. It's like their thing that they do with each other.

00:04:17 - 00:04:17 | Speaker 5:

I love that.

00:04:17 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 4:

The problem, though, is this. And I want this participation at 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Tony Travato is a grown man. He's a 40-year-old man, okay? I don't know, 45 years old. The guy, when you go through, we went to this ice cream place three nights in a row, and the ice cream place has 100-plus flavors of ice cream. It's no joke. They've got every flavor you can know to man. I mean, they got everything from chocolate and vanilla to truffle butters, Lil Wayne and Nicki Minaj or whatever. And what does Tony Travato pick out? He picks out.

00:05:00 - 00:05:05 | Speaker 1:

superman ice cream oh does he he gets superman guy he gets the superman that you know the the

00:05:05 - 00:05:39 | Speaker 4:

superman blue ice cream it's that superman it's got like little flakes like a little uh uh i don't know uh sprinkles in it or something he did that one day then the next day he did purple haze a purple ice cream and then the following day he did some red eye and i'm going you're ordering little kids ice cream you can't order kids ice cream like that like they're like that's like When they're scooping the ice cream, they think that they're scooping it, you know, for his son Christopher or his daughter Emily or his son Nick. They're not thinking they're scooping it for fake Italian guy.

00:05:39 - 00:05:50 | Speaker 3:

Tony has a pretty serious job. He has to make real adult decisions that move mountains and change his lives. If the guy wants a little scoop of some Superman, let him have it.

00:05:51 - 00:06:11 | Speaker 1:

Okay, but here's the thing. Tony Travato is totally a vanilla guy. No offense, Tony, in my book, okay? If he orders anything other than vanilla, I am mind blown. So this conversation is hysterical. Also, my husband orders a twist with rainbow sprinkles every time we go to Dairy Mat. Really? Yes. And I always think it's so funny that he's like licking off the sprinkles with Lucy.

00:06:12 - 00:06:12 | Speaker 3:

Okay.

00:06:12 - 00:06:22 | Speaker 1:

She gets the same thing, you know? And to me, it's kind of similar of can a grown man get an ice cream cone with rainbow sprinkles?

00:06:22 - 00:07:12 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, no, no, no. And a grown man cannot get an ice cream cone that is meant for a child, too. Like when they have ice cream cones that are like, I don't know, clown cones or something like that. I loved those. You got to get straight on sugar cone or waffle cone or whatever the kind of cone. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. I want you to picture this, and this is to all my ladies that are listening here. What would you do if you were on a date with Tony Travato and your date ordered Superman ice cream? Would you tongue a man that had blue tongue? Would you allow that man to perform any kind of sexual act on your body when he comes at you with his mouth blue, his teeth and his lips? Poor Brooke. His wife, by the way, is a saint. She is truly a saint.

00:07:12 - 00:07:15 | Speaker 1:

What did you order, by the way, while we're making fun of him?

00:07:15 - 00:07:33 | Speaker 4:

I ordered, okay, you ready? I ordered chocolate caramel, chocolate truffle caramel, something like that. It was like chocolate with these caramels and truffles or something in it. That was my first night. Second night, I ordered Snickers. They had a Snickers one. And then I had a Heath the following night.

00:07:33 - 00:07:34 | Speaker 3:

Oh, yum.

00:07:34 - 00:07:38 | Speaker 4:

I mean, that's pretty, see? You'd let me go around you with your mind. No, I would not.

00:07:39 - 00:07:41 | Speaker 1:

Let the record show.

00:07:42 - 00:07:43 | Speaker 4:

Wes, you better be careful with your sprinkles.

00:07:44 - 00:07:53 | Speaker 1:

Kevin, I don't think you've ever been around Mojo when we're in like a town, like a beach town or something like Grand Haven that has a Kilwind. Do we have Kilwinds around here? Does Plymouth have Kilwinds still?

00:07:53 - 00:07:54 | Speaker 3:

What is that?

00:07:54 - 00:08:02 | Speaker 1:

I think Plymouth, Michigan still has the last Kilwinds around here. But when he sniffs a Kilwinds.

00:08:02 - 00:08:03 | Speaker 4:

Oh, I love Kilwinds.

00:08:03 - 00:08:08 | Speaker 1:

He starts squealing like a little kid about their French silk ice cream.

00:08:08 - 00:08:21 | Speaker 4:

And I never get an everlasting gobstopper, but they have them there. You're a big ice cream guy? Actually, you know what I love? caramel apples. I love caramel. Oh, my God. There is something about it. Dylan, what's happening? It's Mojo in the Morning.

00:08:21 - 00:08:35 | Speaker 2:

Hi. Hey, what's up? I was just saying that technically Shannon is still correct because as far as I know, Superman ice cream is just vanilla ice cream that's died. Oh, is it really? Wait a second.

00:08:35 - 00:08:41 | Speaker 1:

No, wait. It tastes fruity or something. It does. It does. It has a taste to it.

00:08:41 - 00:08:52 | Speaker 2:

I guess different people have different kinds of Superman ice cream, but we have a place around here. It's called Toffs Ice Cream, and their Superman is just dyed vanilla. Oh, they're cheating you.

00:08:53 - 00:08:55 | Speaker 4:

Wait, where is that at? Where are you? Where are you calling us from?

00:08:56 - 00:09:05 | Speaker 2:

I live in Fremont. It's about 40 minutes south of Toledo, but the Toffs place is in Sandusky. Oh, okay.

00:09:06 - 00:09:33 | Speaker 4:

But that's actually, there's something for you. Anytime you go to, I don't know, Cedar Point or you go to anywhere that's by a theme park, did you ever notice that the ice cream flavors are meant for children, not for adult children, right? There's always Blue Moon. They always have something about, yeah, something kind of fun. And by the way, try a Kilwins if you've never tried it before. Kilwins are great. Downtown Grand Rapids right there at the base of our building there, 104.5 S&X. What's up, Brandon? Hi.

00:09:34 - 00:09:38 | Speaker 2:

Hi. Hey, don't you think we should be worried about Tony getting diabetes?

00:09:39 - 00:09:58 | Speaker 4:

You know, I never thought about that, Brandon. That's actually a public service announcement. This guy's going to need insulin after he eats this stuff. Right. The funny is, is his little daughter, he's got the cutest kids, by the way. His daughter, Emily, is ordering, like, something adult. You know what I mean? Like, she has this ice cream there. And when they handed this, this just...

00:09:58 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 2:

You better keep a good dentist on.

00:10:00 - 00:10:29 | Speaker 3:

Oh, believe me, he's got to. When they handed the ice cream to everybody, they handed the Superman ice cream to the kids, and they handed the adult ice cream to Tony, and he was, like, having to switch them. I mean, that should be an indicator, right, Brandon? Thank you for the call. I appreciate it. Yeah, we're worried about our boss's health. We want to make sure that he's okay and he's safe. Oh, my God. All right. Well, you notice I'm doing this topic as an hour that hopefully he's not driving in his car. Nikki, what's up? Hi.

00:10:30 - 00:10:32 | Speaker 2:

Hey, how you doing this morning, guys?

00:10:32 - 00:10:33 | Speaker 3:

What's happening?

00:10:34 - 00:10:49 | Speaker 2:

I think I would be more attracted to the guy who ordered the Superman with sprinkles. Why? Because that tells me that he's more adventurous. Really? And he's not going to let life slip by just because he's worried about what other people think.

00:10:49 - 00:10:52 | Speaker 3:

Wait, so you're saying that Tony Travato, you think, huh?

00:10:53 - 00:11:03 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, I mean, what happens if you wanted to try all those ice creams and you never did because you're worried about what people thought. Wow. That's interesting. And then you take nothing but regret with you.

00:11:03 - 00:11:12 | Speaker 3:

Let me try this. Let me try this. I got a survey here. Your favorite ice cream flavor reveals your favorite sexual position. Let's find that. Mmm.

00:11:13 - 00:11:15 | Speaker 2:

Oh, that makes it even fun. Let's do that.

00:11:16 - 00:11:44 | Speaker 4:

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