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good morning welcome to the mojo in the morning show i've been fighting this all week do i go to opening day or don't i and i'll be honest with you i think i'm gonna go to the party that kp is throwing and i'm not going to go to the game i just can't do it i know it sounds bad and i'd sound like uh not a true fan but i just can't find myself sitting there for another three hours after the uh the promotion especially if you have some drinks i feel like you tend to get a little

you get really like hyper and then you get really oh my god you'll be the dude that's like asleep in your seat and everybody will be taking photos and videos of you.

We're taking Luke on that spring break and we're going golfing for the spring break and the golf course that we are golfing at we're going to golf three days or whatever two out of the three days you have to walk. You cannot take a golf cart. I found out it's going to be miserable.

You'll get your steps in.

Oh, yeah. Well, that. I know. That's all your rings. I've done. By the way, do you know how many steps you get in a round of golf? How many steps do you think that you get in a 18-hole golf game?

Oh, God. 15,000. 12,000.

Oh, you guys are way off.

26,000.

Megan's the closest.

Are you serious? Yeah.

You get over 25,000 steps. I mean, have you seen me play golf? I mean, I'm going to ball. Ball's over here now. Ball's over there. Ball's over here. ball's over there that's nuts isn't that crazy yeah so three so three days two of the days you golf where you have to walk and uh because i guess that that's how the the professionals do it yeah i'll tell you how the professionals do it um and then one day you get to uh to do a golf cart so i am uh i'm looking forward to the trip because i'm looking forward to being able to spend time with luke but i'm not looking forward to the amount of uh exercise that is going to be required in doing this trip the other thing on that i'm kind of going back and forth on and i need your help with this one because luke has kind of gotten you know in my head a little bit do guys who wear visors look like douchebags you are not wearing or megan give me that what is it

Douchebags! Douchebags!

There you go.

Come on, it's not bad. That was good. Today was good.

That's very good. Do guys that wear visors look like douchebags? So we went to Carl's Golf Land yesterday to kind of get last minute things like balls. I wanted to make sure I had enough of those because I'm probably going to lose a ton of them.

Balls!

And then I was kind of going around going, oh, look at this, look at that. If you've never been to this place, Carl's Golf Land for Grand Rapids and Toledo is golf's epic store. They've got a couple of them here in the area. The one in Bloomfield Hills is ridiculous. It's literally like paradise for anybody that's a golfer.

It's like Costco for golfers.

Yes. It's crazy.

A little more expensive.

And they have, you walk inside of this place, and it's just like every store, like Target is. They have all the little kind of, what are they called, tchotchkes or something like that. Yeah. like all over the place. And so I'm kind of like walking out. And as I'm walking out, there's a rack of hats and visors. And I said to Luke, I go, I have never worn a visor before. But I figured it would probably be less like sweaty to have a visor instead of a hat.

Right.

Because I like to wear trucker hats, which is now kind of cool. Like golfers, you know, they're doing it on golf courses. They used to before they were like, oh, that doesn't look fancy enough for a golfer I'm like go fancy this well so I'm like well maybe I'll get a visor so I bought a visor and then last night and I actually sent you guys a picture of this last night I actually tried on my visor to see what it looked like and Luke looked at me and said I'm sorry but dad you can't wear that visor because we're going with other friends of of you know Luke's yeah so we're going golfing with you know some buddies of his his buddy jack and jack's dad and stuff so i don't know hey you guys that will have to have to tell me if if the vice if it's a visor or not and do guys who wear visors luke says luke says it looks like you didn't buy the whole hat that's what it looks like when you're uh when you're just wearing a visor i feel like it's one exception to the rule though you guys what's that guy fieri oh guy that's right i forgot about that but he does

wear visors all the time i was gonna say cute like cute little old men wearing visors oh really

or deal what what about guys i said i said to luke i go luke you know you look on the uh on the tour and stuff like that there's some guys that when he goes nobody wears a visor on the tour girls

wearing visors are it that's it girls that wear visors are hot yeah other than that there's there's no visors are never cool not even the gas station ones that have fake hair in them yeah there's

nothing cool about a visor at all i sent you the picture right now and megan just text back in the group chat love the commitment to to the pose i was doing my golf pose there and the and the

the you know look at that wow i feel like sometimes i do mock you a little bit too much on the air and i was like oh it is a text i love that you still know i'm gonna still you know what

i'm gonna be nice i don't think you look like a douchebag it's not bad i actually like it what does it say on it uh foot joy okay yeah i thought it said baby me too and that's why i was like so

i like it except for it says baby no okay do you have an announcement no no listen i will say this though and i told this to luke guys who wear backwards visors are definitely no yes with the sunglasses on top or douchebags douchebags right those are those are the ones so those so i um i don't know uh comments from listeners 844 mojo live uh text 95500 how about the how about guys who wear backwards visors like you ever see those those are usually guys that are drunk at the end of the night where they put it on and they put it on where they know the uh the the brim of the cap

is or the brim of the visor is actually on the uh on the back what do you have one of those visors that has like the plasticky stuff on the front do you know what i'm talking about like yours is all

No, the plastic stuff, that's like the one that the casino people wear or something like that. What are you talking about?

It's like a visor, but you can see through the... Oh, no. You know what I'm talking about, right?

Yeah, I know what you're talking about. No, that's like one that your old people wear.

Okay, I was going to say, I know some people. Now I'm not going to shout them out because you just called them old people. Are they old people? Yeah, they're older people. That wear those? That have those ones, yeah.

Yeah, those are, the visors, what she's talking about is, there's the visors that are kind of almost like, it's like sunglasses on the top, right? And I've seen people wear those before. And they also wear those big, beefy sunglasses that they used to advertise on television. What do they call it? Blue blockers or whatever they were?

No, no, no, no, leave those alone. Those are for smart people. It's not on headaches. You sleep better at night.

Smart people actually wear those things?

Smart people wear blue light blockers.

Oh my God. No, no, no, not blue light blockers, because those are different. Those are the ones that anybody that is, you know, a Gen Z wears those.

So you're calling me young. So, yes. Oh, my God, thank you.

These are, the blue blockers are the old people ones where they're just big old beefy glasses that basically cover almost their entire face so that their cataracts doesn't act out.

You know what I think we need? i think we need an ootd from you every single day you're on this little golf vacation we need a

little outfit of the day with a pose i like that by the way i will say this to you because of in in today i'm wearing detroit's very own grayson for the tigers today so i got that on right now but um i got a grayson shirt which is uh a golf brand i'm usually i'm usually pretty good golfing wise i've got a good golf game going as far as my clothes are concerned okay my My non-golf game, not so great. Okay. It's a little rough. It struggles. What's going on, David? How you doing?

Good.

How are you guys? We're doing all right, man. Visors or no visors? What are your thoughts?

Man, whenever gets your golf game better, you can do it. I've seen guys wear their visors backwards and upside down at the same time. Upside?

By the way, that's the rally visor. Yeah.

The rally visor. Exactly. There you go.

Exactly. You got to put it on. You put that visor on.

Whatever gets your handicap down.

I like the visor part, too. I was telling Luke this because I got a great head of hair, and I always feel like you look at baseball players, they wear hats all the time, and then they're losing their hair.

What is the purpose of the upside-down visor?

I honestly don't know. It just kind of reminds me of somebody that would be named Brad and drunk at the end of the day. Brad's a lawyer.

Or Chad.

Or Chad. Or Chad. Any ad.

Chad, Brad. You know what? I just realized maybe that's why I don't like visors is because I don't have hair. So I cannot rock. I can never pull off a visor. You do have good hair.

I don't know.

What's going on, Kathy? Your thoughts on visors?

I mainly just wanted Shannon to know that if you wear a visor with sunglasses on it, with the plastic, you're just an old lady gardening.

Or at a casino.

I love that. That is so true.

That is perfect. Thank you, Kathy. I appreciate it.

Thank you.

Thank you.

All right. Take care of yourself. Oh, man. I'm so happy, by the way. I looked over at KP. KP's got a good Tiger's hat on. She went out and got it. She had to go out and buy that, right? Did you buy that yesterday?

No. Shout out to Hassan.

What's that?

Shout out to Hassan. He got that for me. Oh, that's so sweet.

I go on record again, and I say this to you, and she was wearing it for our pre-show meeting. Girls with the old English D on their head are hot. it's amazing you put on a tiger's hat like and i'm talking legit tiger's hat got it you know and she's got one and she's going to be down there at that uh that party that is that a compliment it is i mean it's not a compliment i guess if you say that a seven goes to a 10 but you were

already a 10 kp all right thank you very much yeah what about an old english d face tattoo

uh maybe not why have you seen that at all no i was just thinking about it you said anybody who has it on their head i was like well that's a permanent upgrade i mean honestly you got a d on your cheek you know what i mean i don't know if that's a good idea i don't know and i'm not i'm not against face tattoos i like face tattoos i think they're great i do like you know what's funny is if i was gonna get a tattoo of any of our local sports teams the old english d would be the tattoo because it will withstand the test of time where i feel like the other you know teams may not i don't know maybe maybe the wing wheel for the red wings i don't know a lions one like

an old school lions tattoo i mean that'd be kind of cool yeah like a smaller one like a like a

full back tattoo maybe or a tramp stamp but you but you agree though a girl wearing a tiger's hat looks hot uh yes 110 yeah there's something about it i don't know somebody just actually gave a text that just came in here and said be careful oh she called them uh hey what's going

on lisa don't do it mojo oh my god my bio teacher wore a visor and came back so sunburned strange it was the weirdest thing and i never forgot it what is the what does the sunburn look like that you get from a visor it's like a a red veer type of hat type of thing but it's all red at the top and red on the ears red on the nose like a red yarmulke hey that's perfect for passover right we laughed for like a week because oh my gosh he did he came back so burnt oh man yeah see i never

really thought about that but you're right lisa thank you for calling lisa or thank you for letting us call you because i know you'd send in a really good text what's up sarah hi um i have

the perfect visor for you yeah you remember you remember those like 80s uh like bright purple neon pink visors they're plastic you could get use puffy paint write your name on them

i think they're they're back right they've got to be back they have to be everything else 80s 90s is i forgot you know that's what when shannon was talking initially about that visor i think maybe that's a little bit of that right right yeah and by the way puffy paint was the greatest

how many people i loved puffy painted everything that and shrink it inks were like oh my god the most joy i ever experienced in childhood yes thanks sarah have a great day