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Had to Call The Neighbors for...

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July 14, 2026 | 00:09:50 | Leisure

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Mojo in the Morning Show. Good to have you here with us. I'm Mojo. That's Shannon. There's Kev. She is Anna. Yes. They are Lydia and Bianca, and he is Zach. And it's good to have you guys here with us today. Thanks for being part of the show. I had to call a neighbor. What did you have to call the neighbor for?

00:02:09 - 00:03:16 | Speaker 3:

Have you ever had something happen in your house that you couldn't figure out yourself? So you were like, all right, my phone a friend. I need my neighbor to come over because it's not an emergency, but definitely a situation where I needed somebody. so I was getting ready to go to the kids swim meet and Wes wasn't home the kids obviously weren't home because they were already um at the pool warming up and a lot of the parents like will dress up for these things so I had this dress that I was putting on and I get the dress on and I'm trying to button the back of it up because and Anna you know what I'm talking about here was a halter dress so I had to button it it wasn't like I could go and like zip it part way or whatever. Like I had to button it or the whole top of the dress was going to fall down. I tried and tried and tried. And after about 10 minutes, I'm like, okay. I text my neighbor, Lisa, who lives across the street from me. And I said, I cannot get this damn dress buttoned. Can you meet me outside and help me do it? So she met me in the middle of our road and helped me get ready so that I could go and not flash everybody once I got there. That's interesting. Uh, I've helped

00:03:16 - 00:03:23 | Speaker 6:

Chelsea with things like that. What do you do if there's nobody home? That's what I wonder. Like could you get like a hanger or something or something? No,

00:03:23 - 00:03:32 | Speaker 3:

not in this case. No, it was these little teeny tiny buttons at the top and I could not do it. Like it was, you had to like latch the, the elastic around the button.

00:03:33 - 00:03:41 | Speaker 5:

What would you have done if it wasn't Lisa, but it was Larry? What would you have done in that case? What is Lisa's husband's name?

00:03:41 - 00:03:42 | Speaker 3:

Probably Danny.

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Danny.

00:03:43 - 00:03:54 | Speaker 3:

I would not have had Danny do it. I probably would have switched what I was wearing, but at this point i had already ironed the dang thing i was committed yeah you know what's funny

00:03:54 - 00:04:36 | Speaker 6:

the shoes picked out i was we're going with this we we used to live in before our current home that we live in now the last neighborhood we had neighborhood where it would be no problem chelsea used to call rick mcgill all the time to help with stuff like literally rick would be at my house more than i would be and it was all i mean a lot of it was you know hey can you fix something or can you do something but there were occasions where it was hey i need your help with something and rick would i would go like why was rick in our bedroom that's crazy it's like craziness but it is interesting uh and i don't know if anybody's got a funny story of getting stuck in an outfit is an interesting one because that does happen more to women i literally walk

00:04:36 - 00:04:40 | Speaker 3:

across the street like this because i had sticky boobs on so i walk across the street like holding

00:04:40 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 6:

an office she's trying to do it for me i also like the idea too for this topic i like the idea of uh things that you had to help a neighbor do because that's like the neighborly thing you know it's like what can i like has anybody ever had to help a neighbor because they were i don't know sick or something i've been in this

00:05:00 - 00:05:25 | Speaker 1:

situation many times living by myself in an apartment and i asked or i used to ask the doorman at my apartment i i had no one else to ask to zip up my dress for me oh my god would you have him come up or would you go down we were very close because i would walk in every day i would see him hey how are you and like there were a couple times where i had absolutely no one around me so i'd run downstairs i'd be like i'm so sorry it's a little awkward but please help me and he

00:05:25 - 00:05:30 | Speaker 4:

always would he was a nice man was were there ever so he's an older dude yes okay if he was

00:05:30 - 00:05:35 | Speaker 1:

younger would it make phil i would still ask him if we were close and like talkative he was just

00:05:35 - 00:05:47 | Speaker 4:

like a friend yeah i had no one else can i be honest with you though there is something so sexual about helping a woman like i mean i'm saying it would be my wife yeah but i'm saying

00:05:47 - 00:05:52 | Speaker 1:

like could you imagine like you're more so unzipping the dress no i would say i would say

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both of them. It's a very intimate experience.

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Unless you're like, suck it in. Suck it in.

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You're stuck.

00:06:03 - 00:06:08 | Speaker 4:

I'm always like, I'm the weird one too with Chelsea so I'll get close to that and go.

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Oh my God.

00:06:10 - 00:06:13 | Speaker 4:

And then a little neck kiss or something like that.

00:06:13 - 00:06:27 | Speaker 3:

Every time I've been asked to either button a little button at the top or zip up, there is something to it because you have to get close to them and it's a slow intimate process how has anybody this

00:06:27 - 00:06:38 | Speaker 4:

is one too i love i love zipping and unzipping i like more unzipping than zipping she got to hold

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her hair up especially she got some hair how she have to hold it up you get to see the neck

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i do i love it the other one kevin the other one kevin topic would be that exciting now here's another sexual experience too oh gosh with their shoes trying to help them get their shoes off or do i'm for that too unless they're the boots that chelsea wears chelsea sometimes

00:06:58 - 00:07:04 | Speaker 3:

when you gotta hold the calf leg those are cute when you grip the calf and then you let it off

00:07:04 - 00:07:12 | Speaker 2:

okay okay have you ever had to have you ever had to help a woman get her pants off where she lays

00:07:12 - 00:07:23 | Speaker 3:

on the pad and you gotta pull them off i like that that is not that sexy just like undressing women. That is not the sexy. You know what I'm talking about? I get what you're saying, though. I get what you're saying. That one is not as sexy,

00:07:23 - 00:07:33 | Speaker 4:

but it's, you know. I'm going to give you one now that's going to be not sexy. Are you ready? Uh-oh. Me and Chelsea and her helping me get my

00:07:33 - 00:07:40 | Speaker 3:

manks off. Oh, my God. Trading places. Not sexy. She had to use the oil.

00:07:40 - 00:07:44 | Speaker 2:

She had to like... They don't just come right off.

00:07:44 - 00:07:52 | Speaker 4:

No, they're so tight. And I'm like, Chels, can you help me with this? And she's pulling and she's like...

00:07:52 - 00:08:00 | Speaker 2:

I get so claustrophobic wearing clothes like that. I don't like that when I feel like one of my arms is stuck and I'm going to have to rip it to get it off. I'm sorry.

00:08:01 - 00:08:06 | Speaker 4:

But then everybody looks at you and says, God, you look skinny tonight. That's real love. What's up, Anita? How you doing?

00:08:08 - 00:08:42 | Speaker 2:

Good. Okay, first of all, I have the best neighbors ever. The three of them. Anyway. Do they help you with a lot? We were getting our bathroom. Oh, yeah. We're constantly, constantly. And we go into each other's house when we're not home to get stuff and stuff. Oh, I ran out of cocoa. Do you got it? Sure, go in the house. Anyways, we were getting our bathroom redone. We only have one bathroom in our house. We used our neighbor for like two or three days. That's neighborly. The shower, everything. We were running over there in the middle of my neighborhood.

00:08:42 - 00:08:43 | Speaker 4:

You need to use a toilet?

00:08:43 - 00:08:46 | Speaker 2:

In the middle of the night to pee, she said.

00:08:46 - 00:09:04 | Speaker 4:

Oh, my God. Wait. No, stop for a second. So you would have to pee in the middle of the night. Your toilet's not working. Instead of peeing in a sink or something, you would go over to the neighbor's house, walk all the way over there, and then walk all the way back home? That would be correct. Wow. That's unreal.

00:09:04 - 00:09:10 | Speaker 2:

She left her door open for us, and bam. What city y'all in? St. Clair Shores.

00:09:10 - 00:10:00 | Speaker 4:

so can i can i tell you that chelsea and i have neighbors that are like that too the uh the smith family and britney and john lived with us while they were remodeling i forgot about that that was recent and can i be honest you're a good neighbor can i be honest with you um we did not know them extremely well at that time like we had just met them probably within the year and um this whole thing came up we're like yeah live with us you know because we had uh you know room in our basement it was like perfect i actually was sad when they left like usually you know you can't wait for guests to leave yeah like it was one of those things but they're also the neighbors too where if chelsea's cooking or britney's cooking they'll come into our homes and they're also you know what else they're good for anita picking the packages up off the front doorstep and put

00:10:00 - 00:10:03 | Speaker 3:

Putting them in the garage. Do you guys have those neighbors?

00:10:03 - 00:10:10 | Speaker 2:

Yes, all the time. No. Oh, yeah. The three of us will do that. Oh, there's a package. Oh, you just got a delivery. It's at my house.

00:10:11 - 00:10:17 | Speaker 3:

I don't think it was stolen. All right, here's one that Kevin will enjoy. What? Would you help Anita get her shoes off, Kevin?

00:10:17 - 00:10:20 | Speaker 4:

Depends. I don't know Anita. You got to be careful. You got to know the person.

00:10:20 - 00:10:24 | Speaker 2:

I don't think I'd let Kevin help me get my shoes off. I don't like feet.

00:10:24 - 00:10:29 | Speaker 3:

You got to know the person. No? Would you let Kevin help zip up or unzip the dress?

00:10:30 - 00:10:33 | Speaker 2:

yeah why not I like Anita

00:10:33 - 00:10:39 | Speaker 3:

we'll do it for the yacht party that's right Friday night yacht rock

00:10:39 - 00:10:48 | Speaker 2:

with the fire all the neighbors come over we have a big fire pit with and all the neighbors come over for that

00:10:48 - 00:10:53 | Speaker 3:

let's go to St. Clair Shores and hang out after our party on Friday night we're coming home

00:10:53 - 00:10:56 | Speaker 2:

we're already planning the party on Friday night

00:10:56 - 00:10:58 | Speaker 3:

alright Anita thank you for the call we appreciate it

00:10:58 - 00:11:03 | Speaker 4:

Which are neighbors that I'm sure are attractive. How long were they staying at the house?

00:11:03 - 00:11:11 | Speaker 3:

They stayed with us for, I don't remember the amount of time. It probably wasn't as long as I thought it was. But it was, no, it was nice.

00:11:11 - 00:11:15 | Speaker 6:

Not long enough. Wait, you know what Britt looks like? Do I? She's the one who got the dog, right?

00:11:15 - 00:11:35 | Speaker 3:

She's beautiful. Yeah. You made a comment about that being attractive. She's beautiful. Can I tell you why it was so nice having them stay with us? John is the can-do-everything kind of guy. Literally, I got more crap done. It was amazing. Free labor. And he loved it, too. Like, Chelsea would give him the honey-do list. It was incredible.

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