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price guarantee. Gosh, this is your home of War of the Roses. Second date update, throwback, throwdown, five lies to tell your mom, the dirty on the 30, of course. I'm Mojo, along with Shannon, Megan, Mike Kev, KP, Lydia, and Zach. And good to have you guys here with us. I want to shout out a listener and i want to say hi uh to carolyn a very nice listener and i'll explain my story and then you guys will know my embarrassment to this whole thing so i met carolyn and she walked up and told me about how she's been listening to the show for a while and she did the whole not first time not you know but i am a long time and stuff and wanted her bop bop bop the air horns to go off and we're having a conversation and we're talking and the entire time i am uh talking to her um she uh you know and for the this is for the sake of the story she had uh rather large breasts okay how big we talking they were perfect for carolyn okay that's all i'm gonna say all right they were uh megan they were competition okay speed or comfort uh whatever her her husband is into uh i get because i i'm listen i'm trying to be less perverted okay as i've as i you know mature i'm finally maturing so the whole time that i'm talking to her i'm looking at and this is not her chest but it's on her chest she has like strands of her hair like i'm not talking about one or two i'm talking about it might have been six or seven of them strands of her hair all All on her sweater, all on the sweater, just sitting there right on her chest, perfectly positioned on her chest, like she had hair on her chest, okay? And we're having a conversation and we're talking and we had this fun little kind of exchange and then she leaves and she goes and talks to another person that is there who at that particular moment is a woman who says to her, oh my God, you got all this hair right here. She goes, oh my God, you didn't say anything to me? Turns around to you and says that? Turns around to me and looks at me and says to me, and I said to her, I go, I didn't notice a thing. I have no idea what you're talking about. But it was one of those ones where I'm sitting there looking at, you know, this the whole time going, if I, like, all I want to do is reach out and grab it and just take them off, you know, not their boobs. They look like 36 Ds to me. Right. Do you ever have that where somebody has something on them and all you want to do is just take it off? You know what I mean? Like something on their face or like a booger? Yes. Yeah. Like a booger. Like, you know, they got it. Or as you call them, boogies. Yeah. Uh, they have that, um, but the whole time I'm sitting there going, oh my God, I can't stop staring. Look up, look up, look up. Do people do that with you, Megan?

All the time. As somebody who carries around two toddlers on her chest, I know it's the only thing that you're looking at.

it's fine it's my best feature i get it i would look to if i was you but i know that like sometimes i call my crumb catchers because every once in a while you just wake up and there's like a piece of chicken nugget in your bra and you're like should i crumb catchers i literally call it my boob shelf i genuinely i genuinely can set my dog on my boobs and walk around with my hands free

you're telling me you don't eat that food don't you don't take a bite of that

but i i do like to call my my dream catchers because it does catch everything and these are the things of your dreams but i i need to stop yes this happens literally all the time and i don't know why it's always hair i swear to god i get so much hair in my cleavage it's not even funny and it's actually kind of gross so i'm sure she was super embarrassed i was just trying to play it off i feel so bad but you couldn't have you could not have said anything

no or done anything you did the right thing i mean listen i if i knew her well like if it was megan i would say man you got a ton of hair yeah yeah whatever there but it was one of those things where i am i i'm thinking to myself i'm like oh my god she's probably you know wondering what's going on i wonder if this when this happens and by the way that's a great conversation a boob shelf. Are there any other... Where are my large-breasted women at?

Those aren't boobs. They're lies.

I want to know what have your boobs been able to carry? Wait a second. Was she just trying to carry your water on her chest? She just balanced a one-and-a-half-liter bottle of water on her chesticles. That was unbelievable, Shannon. Shannon? He's called me Shannon twice.

I'm going to go to the bathroom for this break because it does not work

and i have to pee anyway did i call you shannon twice yeah oh i did i don't know i'm just uh i'm flustered anytime i talk about them do women by the way notice men with large genitalia as you're talking to them or that you're not looking it's because it's further down women be looking they don't look that far down you can tell women be looking at the gym like

gym shorts and stuff, you can tell.

Really? Yeah. Women be ball watching. They are? Yeah, you do. Really? You'll catch a woman sometimes with her eyes, gloves. Guys? No. I can hold a pen cap. Maybe not you, but women be looking. That's talent. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Hey, what's going on? It's Mojo on the Morning. Hi.

Hi. I wanted to call in about the booth show.

Yes. Yes.

what's on so when my kids were little i used to use my boots to like hold the bottle when i was

feeding them like a third hand you know what you didn't even need you didn't even need anything to help you yeah that's actually doesn't that make you feel good though because it's like you are breastfeeding your own child from your breast yeah you feel good but then every once of a while

like i don't even know how this happened but i took my bra off to get into the shower and a nickel fell out how did i not notice that was the great it was warm what's up beth how you doing

good how are you guys fantastic uh what's going on uh i have a horrible memory and the only thing i remember about my kindergarten teacher is she would constantly fall asleep on her boob shelf

i thought that we all call it a boob shelf what was the other one crumb catcher was a funny one

too i like that one too beth yeah it was a perfect shelf for her head that is that is the greatest

didn't you almost want to fall asleep on her boob shelf too i yeah i was hopeful for my future have a great one see you beth what's up uh erica how you doing i'm good how are you fantastic

what's going on um so i also am like megan i've had big boobs my entire life oh yeah and i tell I have balance and put anything I can in between them so I can free my arms. I just had a baby a year ago, and I used to, like, literally put his baby bottle in between them with my bra on. And he was trying to drink it from the middle of my boobs.

Oh.

Isn't that just sweet, though?

No, it's not, because then they just get really attached to having big boobs. So I feel like my son is going to want a woman with big breasts his entire life.

It's nothing wrong with that. It's normal.

Yeah, you think that, and you think that's exciting, but you've never been a girl trying to hook up with a dude who's never seen a bra with that many hooks in the back, and he's getting so confused. Oh, my gosh.

I mean, I can't tell you, like, how many times a guy, like, in her life would just try to unhook it, and they're like, why is there so many clasps? Like, that's because I'm not a 10-year-old. I don't know.

I literally had a guy once be like, I can do this with one hand, and I was like, not this one. Not this one.

I literally will take that. I'm like, okay, well, how much money do you think that you can give me when you don't get it? Because that's fun.

Yeah, that's awesome.

I get it, Megan. I totally get it. So it's awesome.

Take care. Bye, Erica. What's up, Diane? Hi. Hello.

Oh, my God.

I'm on the radio.

Hey. Is this first time, long time?

Yes.

Oh. Yay. Yay.

Let's go.

What's up?

oh my god so when we were in our 20s me and our friends we would go to the parks and everything and they would of course say like no liquor bottles so we would always sneak ours in our bra the biggest i could ever get was a half a pint but i had a friend who was able to get a whole pint of hers so we were always carrying for the most part

you know what though that's actually kind of nice as a friend it's like a friend with a

fanny pack mary what's up hi hi just want to comment wonder if megan has ever done the tiktok challenge where you see how much you can hold underneath of your breath oh oh i so much oh i

have to be able to hold at least two wine bottles one under each right no absolutely oh easy look at the toddlers i think they weigh at least 10 pounds each i'm not kidding you i like i thought at first Honestly, we're going to go in the bathroom during the next commercial break.

I'll put this under my boob. Instead of what's in Megan's box, let's do what's in Megan's cleavage. I love that. That's amazing. Hold on a second. Hannah, what are you carrying in your boobs?

Yeah, so every year we go kayaking up on a kind of fast river, and I learned very quickly that those kayak holders suck. So I started putting my white claw or water, if I was having a good day, in between my cleavage with my bathing suit. And every year with that, the girls are always like, oh, my God, that's genius. And then the men are always, like, cheering as we kayak on that. But, yeah, dance-free kayaking and no filtering.

That's great. Who needs a Yeti cooler when we've got Anna right here with us, right?

Oh, yeah. No $40 Stanley Cup.

Katie, what's up?

What's up? Good morning. Happy Friday.

Happy Friday. What's going on?

Well, I have to preface this by saying this was years ago, but in college, I came home from a night of partying late, late, late, and got in the shower, and I had a used condom stuck to my side. Oh, no.

Wow.

Oh, my God.

It's not something I'm proud of, but, oh, there's been many things in the girls over the years. And that was probably my least proud moment.

I bet.

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