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Hairless Mojo

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July 28, 2025 | 00:10:51 | Leisure

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All right, it is Mojo in the morning show. I would like to forewarn anybody that has thought of doing this that you shouldn't. Never groom at night.

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Oh, no.

00:01:57 - 00:02:09 | Speaker 4:

When you're grooming, if you are somebody that grooms, okay, if you're going to groom yourself, groom in the morning when you first wake up. Don't groom before bed. Especially don't groom before bed after you have had cocktails.

00:02:09 - 00:02:11 | Speaker 1:

I'm looking at you trying to decide what you did.

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Okay, so let me explain something to you. I am now officially a swimmer weightlifter because I shaved my arm hair.

00:02:19 - 00:02:20 | Speaker 1:

Oh, Jesus.

00:02:20 - 00:04:05 | Speaker 4:

And let me explain something. I was not tending to shave it. I was intending to trim it, and it came after Chelsea's best friend, Jessica, told me that I had really soft fur. And ever since she said that to me, it gave me a little bit of anxiety that I do not have arm hair, I have fur hair. Well, you said you're a bear, right? Believe me, just to the gay community. But let me tell you this, and I want to know if there's anybody that's ever done this. Is there anybody that has ever gotten the razor out, okay? You pulled out the old Manscaper like I like to use, which, by the way, I really do want an endorsement deal with the Manscaper. I love my Manscaper. I have the Lawn Mower 2.0, and I use it all the time. I have a couple of them. I have one that is intended to be used specifically for my private parts, and I make sure that that one has got nothing at all used close to the face. And then I have one of them that I use for my face to trim my beard. I was using that one for my arms. And I pulled it out trying to trim myself, trim my arms, which I have never done before. I did not know that you could trim arm hair. I actually said to Chelsea, I go, I was a little taken back when Jessica said that my fur was soft. And she said, what do you mean? And I said, she said, my arm hair was very soft. And as a guy, you don't want it to be known as having fur. So she goes, well, why don't you trim it? And I go, oh, that's an interesting idea. That's one area of my body I never thought that I would trim.

00:04:05 - 00:04:08 | Speaker 1:

Again, after cocktails, this discussion is happening.

00:04:08 - 00:04:12 | Speaker 4:

I had, and let me say this to you. I had one cocktail. That's all I had.

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For you, that's like four.

00:04:14 - 00:04:56 | Speaker 4:

I had one bourbon, and then I pulled that thing out, and I started trimming. And then I looked down, and I realized, oh, my God, I literally just hacked it all off. I had the blade too low. Let me hold up your arm real quick. Well, I'm going to do it in a second. I'm going to give you the final product because I went and I evened it all out. Then I finished one arm to try to even it out, didn't do it, and I'm like, oh, crap, I'm going to go to bed. I should have taken a picture of me When I went to bed Because one arm had fur The other arm had Maybe a third fur All over So the next day I tried to clean it all up Now I look like a chemotherapy patient

00:04:56 - 00:04:57 | Speaker 1:

Oh my god

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Look at my arms

00:04:58 - 00:05:09 | Speaker 1:

Oh You naked Look at you. You look like Austin. What's the Dr. Evil's cat? You look like my husband. Oh, my God. Who does that, and I hate it.

00:05:09 - 00:05:16 | Speaker 4:

I got it. I do. It's not bad. What is Dr. Evil's dog's name? I don't know. It's a cat. I just bought.

00:05:16 - 00:05:19 | Speaker 1:

At least you still have a little bit of fuzz there.

00:05:19 - 00:05:33 | Speaker 4:

Well, I'm going to tell you this. It wasn't good. And honestly, it's made Chelsea now look at me in a totally different light because she is not a shave your arms kind of guy like all the way down or girl yes oh it's not terrible though

00:05:33 - 00:05:48 | Speaker 5:

honestly it fits you really yeah it looks like your face it looks like how you know i'm just saying is that a good thing like you got skin here and you got a little hair around the edges that's kind of like it kind of evens out yeah for real did you at first off have you seen

00:05:48 - 00:05:53 | Speaker 4:

go back and look at the videos lift up your arm though look at that oh my god

00:05:53 - 00:06:01 | Speaker 1:

The farmer's tan on the left side. I've never seen anything like that.

00:06:01 - 00:06:09 | Speaker 5:

It looked like America and Mexico. There's a clear and defined border on your body set. This is insane. There's a wall. There's a wall.

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How did you take the wall?

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Only on one side. Your sleeve didn't move an inch.

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I was out in the sun. I was out in the sun with a shirt on.

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You were in the same spot for hours.

00:06:22 - 00:06:27 | Speaker 4:

Yeah. There's no... It was crazy. Jesus Christ. It was bad.

00:06:27 - 00:06:28 | Speaker 1:

Oh, my gosh.

00:06:29 - 00:06:49 | Speaker 4:

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. I want to know about your hair hack job. I want to know about what did you do? I have done this only once before. I have not done it to any other areas, but I've done it to my face, and that's when I had to come in and shave off my entire mustache beard.

00:06:50 - 00:06:54 | Speaker 6:

Have you ever cut your hair, Shannon? Like when you were younger, like try to trim your own bangs or something like that?

00:06:55 - 00:07:02 | Speaker 1:

I don't think I ever did. Smith did. Smith gave himself like a hack job. It was really bad. It was bad. Bad enough we had to go to the salon to get it fixed. Yeah.

00:07:02 - 00:07:03 | Speaker 4:

Did he have to be?

00:07:03 - 00:07:04 | Speaker 1:

It was right in the front.

00:07:04 - 00:07:11 | Speaker 4:

Did he have to be hacked jobbed for a little bit before you could get an appointment in there? Because that's always the funny part.

00:07:11 - 00:07:24 | Speaker 1:

Oh, yeah. I mean, he had he had really, really long hair, Kev. He had like skateboarder hair. It was so cute. And he took a huge chunk right out of the middle of his forehead. I mean, it looked, the shame on that little boy's face, he knew he did something.

00:07:24 - 00:07:31 | Speaker 6:

But is it one of those things that he asked for? Like, was he asking to get his hair cut for a while, or he just randomly went Wednesday and just went in there?

00:07:32 - 00:07:35 | Speaker 4:

That's probably the worst. Hey, George, what's going on? It's Mojo in the Morning.

00:07:36 - 00:07:48 | Speaker 3:

So when you go home, Mojo, get some near and take it from your knuckles all the way up to your armpits, wait about 15 minutes, and wipe it all off, and your hack job would be fixed. No, do not use near. Come on, are you kidding me? You'll smell for two weeks.

00:07:48 - 00:07:51 | Speaker 4:

That is the worst. What do you nair?

00:07:52 - 00:07:57 | Speaker 3:

I nair from my knuckles all the way up to my armpits. Your knuckles to your armpits?

00:07:58 - 00:08:00 | Speaker 1:

Why do you not want hair in your arms?

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Because what girl wants to pet a beast?

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Me.

00:08:06 - 00:08:11 | Speaker 3:

I love arm hair. Put your arm around them. They're not getting pricklies or anything.

00:08:11 - 00:08:35 | Speaker 4:

Can I be honest with you, George? I did not want it to. I wanted to have hair. I just wanted to have, like, shorter hair. And the problem with my hair is I have gray arm hair now. That's not good. And it gets very, very thick. So it's like thick gray arm hair, which is furry. And I think that's the reason why I wanted to get rid of it. Nair is definitely not the answer for me. What's going on, Marissa?

00:08:37 - 00:08:48 | Speaker 2:

Hi, good morning. Hi. So sorry to burst your bubble, Mojo, but it's going to grow back way thicker than what it was before.

00:08:48 - 00:09:30 | Speaker 4:

You're one of those, one of those that's now telling me even worse news. Why are you doing this to me, Marissa? I'm sorry. Burst my bubble. Throw me into therapy, for God's sakes. I'm sorry. No, you know what? I know that firsthand because when I was a kid, I used to shave in between my eyebrows. Now I've got to really wax the hell out of those things because it gets really thick in between there. But you're right, though. I know. They set you off. it grows back thicker when you uh when you do it but here's the deal now i've got to find the exact like length for my manscaper to try to keep it you know trim i gotta make sure i'm constantly manscaping i know marissa basically like you're screwed hi mike how you doing is mojo in the

00:09:30 - 00:10:00 | Speaker 2:

morning hey good morning good morning what's going on buddy not much um so i did like i don't know It was 14 years ago before my wedding. I had a real bad bald spot. The jeans are hereditary, receiving hairline. So I had this weird widow's peak. And I'm like, I got to shave. I got to go bald. Got to do it. Yeah. And it was like the day of the wedding. And, you know, the wife or girlfriend at the time. It's like, don't drink on the day of the wedding.

00:10:00 - 00:10:16 | Speaker 6:

the wedding even before the before the wedding and i ended up shaving oh before your wedding yeah the lion's mane or the circle of hair oh no oh the bachelor yeah like we were out um it

00:10:16 - 00:10:26 | Speaker 8:

happened before the bachelor party is when i did so what happened on wedding's day what did the uh What did the wife say? What did the wife have to do?

00:10:28 - 00:10:39 | Speaker 6:

So she saw me the night before and very disappointed. But the day of the wedding, I shaved the rest of it off and was bald for the first time in my life.

00:10:39 - 00:10:45 | Speaker 8:

Oh, my God. Oh, the poor guy on his wedding day. That's the thing. You definitely don't touch that around wedding day.

00:10:46 - 00:10:47 | Speaker 7:

No changes.

00:10:47 - 00:10:54 | Speaker 8:

That is a bad move. What's going on, Keith? Hi. Good morning. How are you doing today? I'm all right, Keith. What's happening?

00:10:55 - 00:11:12 | Speaker 7:

So we had a buddy that used to work with us. We do drywall for a living. And he didn't like the drywall mud sticking to his arms, the hair on his arms. So he shaved the hair off of his arms all the way down, all the way to, like you said, his armpits. Yeah. He didn't even need to wear a shirt. He wore a hair vest.

00:11:14 - 00:11:17 | Speaker 8:

Oh, my God. Were you guys making fun of him all the time?

00:11:18 - 00:11:19 | Speaker 7:

Literally, he didn't do it again.

00:11:23 - 00:11:35 | Speaker 8:

The best was when I went to bed and I said to Chelsea, I go, notice something different on my body? And she goes, I'm not playing that game with you. Mason, what's going on? Hi, Mason. Good morning.

00:11:35 - 00:11:48 | Speaker 5:

So my buddy in high school, he had super thick eyebrows. And so he ended up trying to shave them down a little bit. And he just kept going and kept going until they were like two little Hitler stashes on his eyebrows.

00:11:49 - 00:11:50 | Speaker 7:

Oh, God.

00:11:50 - 00:11:57 | Speaker 5:

He wore a hat to school and the teacher made him take it off.

00:11:58 - 00:12:23 | Speaker 8:

By the way, the visuals of that is priceless on this one. Now I got the visuals of your buddy with the Hitler stashes as eyebrows and Kevin's visual of me looking like the hairless cat from Dr. Evil. Oh, my God. Kevin, by the way, you laugh. You laugh, but this is going to be the new trend. Look at that. What, your arms? Yeah.

00:12:23 - 00:12:25 | Speaker 5:

The hair or the wall?

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Sexiness or the farmer's tan.

00:12:27 - 00:12:34 | Speaker 5:

You don't have a lot of hair on your arms, Kev. Yeah, no, all my hairs are my balls. That's like my arms. That's when I pull my arms. Now I know.

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