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Happy Birthday Aunt Pat!
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Happy Birthday Aunt Pat!

from Mojo In The Morning

March 21, 2025 | 00:05:41 | Leisure

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00:01:17 - 00:01:21 | Speaker 5:

I got a call just a second ago from Ann Pat, or a text.

00:01:21 - 00:01:22 | Speaker 6:

She all right?

00:01:22 - 00:01:37 | Speaker 5:

I feel horrible. I'll let you guys, hold on a second. I'll let you guys know this. she just called and she just texted me with something and here I'll read it after I dial the number dial in on this new phone systems thanks

00:01:37 - 00:01:38 | Speaker 6:

okay at least is she okay

00:01:38 - 00:01:49 | Speaker 5:

she may not be because she sent me this text and the text was ready for this it said guess what you forgot

00:01:49 - 00:01:51 | Speaker 2:

oh no

00:01:51 - 00:02:02 | Speaker 6:

Mojo she's not going to answer your phone call was it yesterday i think so you don't even know let's let's think of something real quick

00:02:03 - 00:02:10 | Speaker 2:

i could get joe biden right now hold on why's she not answering because she probably blocked your number let me let me check the

00:02:10 - 00:02:26 | Speaker 6:

tracking and then just blame it on like you got delayed in customs sorry i can't get to the phone right now oh my god you're in australia she sounds so sad you're in australia so like it's It's her birthday right now.

00:02:26 - 00:02:27 | Speaker 5:

Okay. Hold on.

00:02:28 - 00:02:31 | Unknown:

It's fine. I know, but it's okay. It's the best we got.

00:02:32 - 00:02:35 | Speaker 5:

You think I'm, but then I have to pretend all day that I was in, that I'm in Australia.

00:02:35 - 00:02:37 | Speaker 2:

Yeah. It's one day.

00:02:37 - 00:02:38 | Speaker 5:

Why do you think?

00:02:38 - 00:02:40 | Speaker 2:

You don't have that on your calendar? Did Chelsea not run in?

00:02:40 - 00:02:54 | Speaker 5:

Well, no. It was my mom's birthday the day before and I actually did a post for my mom. I saw that. I love that photo. Yeah. And I forgot that Pat. And Pat. Hey. We're live in Australia this morning.

00:02:54 - 00:02:57 | Speaker 3:

Let him have it. Let him have it. Shrimp on the barbie.

00:02:57 - 00:03:02 | Speaker 5:

We're live in Australia this morning where we're celebrating your birthday right now.

00:03:02 - 00:03:05 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, I can't believe you forgot, Tom.

00:03:05 - 00:03:18 | Speaker 5:

Pat, I didn't mean to forget. I actually wanted to make it special because everybody's going to call and write you a Facebook post and do all that stuff yesterday. But today, nobody gives a rat's ass but me.

00:03:20 - 00:03:25 | Speaker 4:

That's okay. I know you're too busy. No, no, no. I'm never too busy for you.

00:03:25 - 00:03:26 | Speaker 5:

I'm never too busy.

00:03:27 - 00:03:28 | Speaker 4:

I'm not a needy person.

00:03:29 - 00:03:32 | Speaker 5:

No, you are not. Okay.

00:03:32 - 00:03:41 | Speaker 4:

No, I'm not. I'm not a needy person. Just needy of love. I just keep a chart here of who recognizes me from my will.

00:03:44 - 00:03:48 | Speaker 5:

Who's in your will right now? Who's left in this?

00:03:49 - 00:04:00 | Speaker 4:

In my will. 100% in my will is Olivia first. she's first that girl calls me no matter what time it is and she also sings to me and everything

00:04:00 - 00:04:10 | Speaker 5:

and miles oh do you know that means so olivia and miles start singing every day so so to get back in the will i gotta call you every day watch out megan's gonna start calling you every day

00:04:10 - 00:04:23 | Speaker 4:

and start singing into you that's what it takes i'm in but it was it was funny though that when i turned on uh on your live thing this morning you were talking about me i know i was telling I didn't know why you were saying that.

00:04:23 - 00:04:29 | Speaker 5:

Am I right or am I wrong that you talk about Megan all the time? I'm like, Megan, she's so beautiful. I love Megan.

00:04:29 - 00:04:37 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, and the funny thing about it, too, was when you were doing a thing about Sono Bello, it was on my TV, the commercial. Was it really?

00:04:38 - 00:04:40 | Speaker 5:

See, they're hearing you, Pat. They're hearing you.

00:04:40 - 00:04:43 | Speaker 4:

No, it wasn't me. I wasn't talking.

00:04:43 - 00:04:52 | Speaker 5:

No, I know, but they heard their commercial. All right, well, I just wanted to, I want to wish you a happy birthday. And just for this, will everybody please wish Aunt Pat a happy birthday today?

00:04:52 - 00:04:55 | Speaker 6:

Happy birthday! Wish her a happy birthday today.

00:04:55 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 5:

Pat gets excited. Sometimes people will actually friend request her.

00:05:00 - 00:05:11 | Speaker 3:

or they'll write her a DM and go, hey, do you know so-and-so? And I go, no, I never heard that name before. And then she'll go, yeah, they listen to you all the time. Like, I don't know everyone that listens to their names.

00:05:11 - 00:05:22 | Speaker 6:

What's your favorite social media? I don't say yes to anybody I don't know because, you know, there's a bunch of scammers out there. Yeah, that's smart.

00:05:22 - 00:05:26 | Speaker 3:

Her favorite, you're more of a Facebooker than an Instagrammer, aren't you, Pat?

00:05:27 - 00:05:50 | Speaker 6:

No, I'm on Instagram. I like Instagram better. there's a guy who I who I follow because he pops up on my thing and he looks just like Luke oh really yeah he sings songs he's actually kind of funny I don't know what his name is his name is oh what the heck is his name he's a country singer

00:05:50 - 00:05:51 | Speaker 3:

Morgan Wallen

00:05:51 - 00:05:53 | Speaker 6:

no

00:05:53 - 00:05:56 | Speaker 3:

hold on Karen what did you want to do for Aunt Pat

00:05:56 - 00:06:07 | Speaker 4:

what is that what the hell is that you got a birthday horn

00:06:07 - 00:06:27 | Speaker 5:

hey i did the i did the birthday horn for you your last birthday but um or maybe the birthday before don't be upset be like karen i celebrate my birthday for the whole birthday month and Actually, I'll stretch it out the whole year. So I hope you had a good day and enjoy your day today.

00:06:27 - 00:06:27 | Speaker 3:

Yeah.

00:06:28 - 00:06:29 | Speaker 5:

I don't have enough time.

00:06:30 - 00:06:31 | Speaker 3:

Is that what it sounds like?

00:06:31 - 00:06:39 | Speaker 6:

Yes. I only have a couple friends, so I can't even do a week. No. You know what?

00:06:40 - 00:06:49 | Speaker 5:

I'll be your friend, and I will show up. You have no idea. I show up to complete my doctor's offices. Everybody thinks I'm crazy because I love a birthday. So have a good day.

00:06:49 - 00:06:54 | Speaker 3:

All right. Travels with the horn. I love you. I love you, Pat. I love you more.

00:06:54 - 00:06:57 | Speaker 4:

Happy birthday, Pat. Love you the most.

00:06:58 - 00:07:25 | Speaker 1:

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