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Happy Birthday Kool Aid Lady
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Happy Birthday Kool Aid Lady

from Mojo In The Morning

February 12, 2025 | 00:06:56 | Leisure

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Hello? Hey, how you doing, man? Is this my girl? I'm going to fix me a big jug of orange juice Kool-Aid with pineapple juice. Kool-Aid, lady, what's going on, beautiful? Oh, man, I've been, you know, I just celebrated my 70th birthday. No, you did not. When was your birthday?

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Your actual birthday. When was it, Kool-Aid lady? It was last week, you know, on the 31st. Oh, my God. Hold on a second. I missed it.

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We missed him, too.

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Happy birthday. Hey, by the way, we got to make sure people, we got to put a happy birthday up there. We had all those birthdays last week. We missed you because we had Zach's birthday, and we had Ellen's birthday, I think. It was. We had a bunch of people's birthdays last week. Oh, is it? Wow. Mixed with Victor's birthday. All right. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Kool-Aid lady.

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Happy birthday to you.

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You really rushed me. Give this woman her time. What did you do to celebrate?

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Well, let's see. I just, let's see. I sat up there, played, you know, played for the center. You know, I go to the center. It was me and another young lady got the same birthday, and we took my keyboards up there, and we just blew the roof off the joker. I love it.

00:03:34 - 00:03:38 | Speaker 6:

Kool-Aid lady, did you get something nice from that beautiful man of yours?

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Oh, yeah. He bought the most prettiest cake. Did he? And a pretty balloon. I love balloons, right? And my favorite ice cream, black cherry, man.

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Oh my gosh, black cherry ice cream. I hate black cherry ice cream. I know. It's our birthday. No, but it's kind of funny. I always go in, when I'm in the freezer section, I look and I go, who gets black cherry ice cream? It's Kool-Aid lady that gets it. Kool-Aid lady, it's like pistachio. I'm like, who's buying pistachio? Me. Oh, I do like pistachio. Oh my gosh.

00:04:11 - 00:04:19 | Speaker 7:

I jump on that bad boy like a ship on a cob. Your husband? Oh my gosh. No, no, no, no. That is perfect.

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No, the black cherry ice cream, come on. Kool-Aid lady. Kool-Aid lady.

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Feisty, frisky.

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We love you, Kool-Aid. Yeah. Well, listen.

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How you guys been doing?

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We're doing okay, Kool-Aid lady. We're preparing for the snow. Did you hear about this? We're going to get 28 inches of snow tonight.

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Oh, snowball fight weather. Hot dang, look at that thing.

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I'm going to tell you something. That's more than snowball fight weather. That's going to be like craziness. We might get buried under. We might not be able to get to work tomorrow, Kool-Aid lady.

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Ain't that a bummer, man? Because it's going to be colder than a witch's tit out there. Yeah, believe me.

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I'm telling you. You got it.

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You've got to be careful of that, yeah.

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You ain't kidding. I ain't going out there, man. Hey, ugly as I am, I ain't about to be ugly if I fall over my face.

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No, no, you're not ugly. You're gorgeous. You are gorgeous. Well, listen.

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No, nothing.

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I'm hearing you. It's going to what?

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I mean, it's going to be colder than an Eskimo turd out there, man. It is going to be colder.

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You're on a roll. I know. Who shovels the driveway? Do you have somebody do it, or what do you do?

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Tell them to be careful.

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It's a lot of snow. They're going to have to do it multiple times. Don't wait until it all falls, okay?

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Oh, yeah, we got a snowblower, though, too. Oh, do you really? Yeah, we go out there, man, that snowblower, blow that joker to the moon.

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I love it. Well, I bought a snowblower, too, this year, and I'm going to tell you something. I think I'm the reason why it's been snowing

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and being cold and stuff because we just having weird weather, man. You know, Michigan is weird.

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I know.

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Just wait five minutes. You might get a tornado or something.

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Exactly. Listen, Kool-Aid lady, I feel horrible that I missed your birthday. Lydia, will you please do me a favor? Will you write it down? January 31st is Kool-Aid lady's birthday. January is a big month. We got Shannon's birthday, Fletch's birthday, Kool-Aid lady, Cav, Steve Gabara's.

00:06:30 - 00:06:33 | Speaker 5:

My husband's birthday is on the 15th, January.

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Oh, Christ. I can't remember that, too.

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But, all right.

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Well, listen, I love you so much. You are seriously such a huge part of our radio show, Kool-Aid Lady. And we hope that you have the best 2025 ever, okay?

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You ain't kidding. You guys rock, man. You're all wicked awesome.

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She's 70 years old. You know, they say black don't crack. You're 70 years old, and you look like you're, like, 40, for God's sakes. I mean, it's unbelievable, Kool-Aid lady.

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And take care of yourself, you know.

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That's good.

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You don't, you know, I'm a health nut, so to speak.

00:07:14 - 00:07:36 | Speaker 3:

Come on. Come on. Now you're going too far. Come on. Are you really? T, hold on. T. Yeah, you know. T is on with us right now. By the way, if I hear that Kool-Aid lady puts granola in her Kool-Aid, I'm like crazy. What's going on? Granola! what's what's going on t t wants to say something to you what's up t hey what's up kool-aid lady uh

00:07:36 - 00:07:56 | Speaker 4:

hey first off happy birthday you know i mean long time first long time first time hey it just i just wanted to say i just heard y'all getting all that snow look i'm flying in uh into the deep for the first time on friday me and my son but y'all need that snow to go away so we and hang out there and try to get away from the cold weather.

00:07:56 - 00:08:11 | Speaker 3:

Buddy, you're going to be frying on Friday. Friday will be okay. Hey, Mojo, how's Pat doing? My sister Pat is doing fantastic. You are so sweet for me. Kool-Aid lady. I got to tell you, she does ask about you all the time. She asks how you're doing and stuff.

00:08:12 - 00:08:17 | Speaker 5:

Hey, somebody mess with her. You let me know I'm going to put a whooping on that turkey. All right.

00:08:17 - 00:08:27 | Speaker 3:

No, she's good. She's sweet. She's like you, Kool-Aid lady. I can't get off the phone with her. But I love her. I'll talk to you later, okay?

00:08:28 - 00:08:33 | Speaker 5:

Okay. I'm going to make like a hockey player and get the punk out of here. Happy birthday.

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She cracks himself up. Thank you, man.

00:08:36 - 00:08:53 | Speaker 3:

We love you. You know what I want to do? I want to put together every phrase that she says. And then what we do is, just like the five lies that we're going to do here in a second, I ding every time she says the phrase because she usually goes through. And do a drinking game with her. Oh, God. That I'm with.

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