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um how it okay so you speaking of disgusting you guys you and lydia witnessed something really disgusting when you went to a concert together this weekend yeah first first off hello to every one of the mojo in the morning listeners that listens to us and country music because i heard that you guys were getting recognized and uh spotted by all the the Luke Combs fans?

Oh, yeah. I mean, you listen to country during the day, and you listen to Mojo in the Morning in the morning. That's how it works. But, yeah, there are a ton of Mojo in the Morning listeners out there, but this guy in particular behind us did something that I will never forget. Lily, you've got to come in here and talk about this, too.

I love Luke Combs, but I only love one song.

I was going to say, how many songs do you know?

By the way, you girls looked absolutely beautiful. Thank you. This is my favorite Luke Combs song. Beautiful. Have you heard this before, Shannon?

I do love this song. He's the guy that's like my size

With a big old beard and stuff

It was sold out and it set a record I think at Ford Field There's over 52,000 people there

Alright so you guys are at this concert Which is amazing that you got Lydia To go to another country concert

I know I think I've turned this Calidean country I love that did you just call her a chaldean i know everybody makes fun of me because i say it wrong i cannot

speak chaldean all right so you you guys go to the concert and you witness something disgusting

what was it so there was this guy behind us and i honestly don't know what's more embarrassing being the person that's not aware that it's happening behind you or being the person that it's happening to so i feel like this this rush of air and i hear people going behind me and i'm just like scrolling or posting a story and somebody goes he's being he's being and lydia's over there running running away and i'm like oh my gosh i turn around and this guy's stream is going directly for my boot i'm this close to having liquids on me and i am like oh my god and run away everyone's running the audience this is in the pit we are legit like a couple rows from the stage and this dude is whipping it out just peeing he even gave us a warning too i thought he was kidding he goes to me and lydia he goes i gotta pee and i'm like dude are you for real

when did he call it again he goes no he didn't say pee either he said the other way i'm just like go out go there's a bathroom over there i need a pee pee you know where this would never happen

i knew megan was gonna say something too like why do cowboys always gotta pee everywhere Keep it in your pants. Go to a tree.

It would never happen at a Harry Styles show.

No, no.

Never happen. Was he just so wasted that he didn't care? Yeah, he was gone.

But he was sober enough to keep walking back and forth to get a beer. Not enough to walk to the bathroom. No, he was waddling. He was waddling to that beer. He got a waddle to the bathroom to purr. Yeah.

Purr. You know what the problem, though, is? When you get those, like, really good, up close to the stage, floor, you know, not seats because there's really no seats right you're just standing there there's really nowhere to pee they don't have don't they don't have like a port-a-potties or anything wrong absolutely wrong

sometimes floor seats has the best bathroom sometimes you get into where the players get to go and you have your own bathrooms that like the

bowl can't get into. I didn't know that. So no excuses. This is just country concert behavior. This is country concert behavior. Megan, you are

right. I'm sorry, you're right.

I'm going to have to agree with Megan on that one.

So he pees on the floor, and then what does everybody just avoid that spot? And so then you're all cramped around the pee puddle?

Yeah, but what was worse was some people didn't even notice, so they were walking back through it.

And I told Lydia, too, she's wanted to take her shoes off because her feet hurt so bad. I'm like, girl, that guy just urinated on the ground. Do you want to walk without your shoes on?

Yeah.

You're kidding me right now?

Hold on a second. Ted, are you there, Ted?

Yes, I'm here.

Ted, you also were right there and witnessed the guy peeing on the floor at Ford Field?

Look, I'm going to catch a lot of flack from this from my buddy. But, yeah, I've got to admit, I've seen it all happen.

Really? Why are you going to catch crap from your buddies?

Was it one of your buddies that was the peer?

Well, no, he was not the peer, but they're going to, you know, I've seen it, and it was live. You know, I'm standing there by myself. My buddy Todd runs to fetch us a couple of beers. And I noticed Lydia and KP, you know, they're just having a good old time out of the corner of my eye. And all of a sudden, like, they do this, like, rightward shuffle right in front of me, you know? And I'm like, well, how can I be so lucky? These two girls just slide right in front of me, you know? And as he slides in front of me I look to the left And this guy's got a zipper sausage out And he's just going to town He's throwing his urine on the floor Like peanut shells at Texas Roadhouse And so we're standing there And then the river Like it starts running towards us I mean we're at the Luke Combs concert And all of a sudden we've got waterfront property No That's the greatest Yeah he is And so, like, okay, so we navigate a little bit away from the scene or whatever, and we're like, you know, we're in between, like, laughing at it and, whoa, what did we just see here, you know? And, I mean, like, Luke Holmes comes out, and then we look over again, and everyone's just dancing and tap dancing in the urn, and we're like, oh, my goodness.

And this is an indoor concert. This is not an outdoor concert. That's craziness. Ted, that's awesome. Ted is the greatest storyteller ever. Thank you, Ted.

I will tell you what. I will tell you what. I wouldn't trade him numbers for the world, but I'd trade him prostates in a minute. I mean, this guy's prostate is Asian. When he goes to his primary care position, he could definitely get that.

Oh, Ted, hold on. Ted needs to be a misfit. We've got to have Ted be a moron.

You're a great storyteller. You are the best.

Hold on. Jessica says that this happens a lot at Faster Horses. I would understand that.

Are you on grass?

Yes, it's a hill. But also, what is Faster Horses?

A country concert.

But at least it soaks into the dirt.

Megan, you're telling me you've never peed at a night out with girls who couldn't make it to the bathroom and pulled down your pants.

Oh, wait, I will say I did pee in the parking lot at DTE. I've done that. I did pee. I used my car door as a shield. Yep, so did I. After Zac Brown Band.

Megan, you've never?

Not that I can recall, no. And I will say, I almost think it's worse to do it outside. And I know that's crazy. But I feel like urine mud is grosser than just urine on the floor.

By the way, I quickly asked you that question because I wanted to get your answer on that. But Shannon also did it at a country concert. So, again, we've got to.

And I will say, it was not around people.

All these are country concerts.

Country behavior, guys. Yeah, I've never done that before.

It was just something about that show. Robert, a non-country concert, Robert, that he witnessed this. Where was it, Robert?

i was at a metallica concert and uh at comerica park a few years back and uh i was there with a date at the uh on the lawn and uh there was a couple behind me and the guy that was behind that couple man he was messed up uh i don't even know if you knew where he was they just uh started peeing and heard people screaming i look back and i was like whoa i started pushing people back and everybody was yelling at him and dude was just standing there just peeing and uh i think uh

security ended up taking him away oh i would think that honestly you'd probably get charged with something for doing that out in public like that uh 734 is my favorite text of this whole thing because it has nothing to do with the peeing but it says burping on the radio is so unprofessional you can do it without letting us know have more class as we then go into the guy peeping But he did announce it.

He gave us a warning.

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