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It's Mojo in the Morning Show. Shannon had a funny moment happen at your son's. Is he playing t-ball right now? Is that what he's in?

No, it's Coach Pitch.

Coach Pitch?

It is legitimate. How's he doing?

Is he enjoying it?

He's doing pretty good.

Do you get him big league chew at all? So that you can pretend like he's a baseball player?

No, but he got some in his Easter basket. I don't know if he's cracked it open yet.

I remember when I was a kid, I would have big league chew and I'd put it in my back pocket like I was, you know, Kirk Gibson and playing, you know?

And you always throw, like, a big wad in your mouth. Oh, yeah.

Of gum. And I was about to almost choke while I was up to bat.

Yes. Well, I bring one of those, like, I don't even know what you call them, like athletic chairs, sideline chairs, you know, that you buy on Amazon and bring with you and set up. But mine's a love seat. So I have it so it can fit two people. So if I'm at Smith's baseball game, Lucy can sit right next to me. And then if I'm at Lucy's lacrosse game, Smith can sit right next to me. Anyway, so I set this thing up in this baseball game and it has two seats and then it has a cup holder on each side. So I was kind of bouncing around all over talking to some of my friends and one of my girlfriends, Jenny, her grandma came and I noticed that she was standing to watch the game and I said, oh no, no, no, no, sit, you know, take one of the seats in this, in this chair, take one of the seats in the love seat, which she happily took. Lucy had left a book on the other seat and then I had my Celsius, do you know what Celsius is, like an energy drink, in one of the cup holders, and then I had an open container of Nutella with the cracker sticks that you get at Costco in the other, which Lucy had started eating. So at one point halfway through the game, I look over, and I'm not standing anywhere in the vicinity of my chair, but I look over and I see my friend Jenny's grandma sitting in one of the seats, and I see Jenny's husband sitting in the other seat chugging my Celsius and eating the Nutella sticks. And his wife, Jenny, noticed at the same time and started yelling at him to stop. He got to the game, assumed this is his family's setup because grandma's sitting in one of the chairs. And so he was like, I'm just going to help myself to a little Celsius and Nutella cracker sticks. He was mortified and came up to apologize. But I thought it was so funny that I thought it was his.

Did he have crumbs still on his face when he apologized?

Nutella around his lips.

You know, I remember when we would bring treats for the kids for post-game treats.

It was my treat day, too.

And we would come up with, like, really good treats. Like, I always tried to outdo the other parents and try to bring, like, ice cream bars and stuff like that. It was just hard because it's a long game. It could melt. You had to make sure you had something. But I remember at the end of the game, we were passing out the treats to the kids. And all of a sudden, there's some guy that just walks up. And I think he's a dad, you know, that wants to get it for his kid. He's a guy walking through Marsh Bank Park Just on a walk He's just passing out treats And he thinks that we're like some kind of a festival Or something going on And they're passing out stuff And one of the moms I remember We were the mud hens This was the day that we were We got to be the You know, whatever it was Lakeland mud hens We had these really cool mud hens uniforms And I remember the mom going Mud hen moms Get him No What? Avengers assemble It was the greatest because everybody was like, what is going on? Why are you taking our food? Like, what's, you know, you can't do that.

Do you remember the disappointment when a mom would bring in clementines and you're like, let's go home. Get in the car. Yeah. Plain potato chips. What?

That's like a soccer staple. Capri Suns, orange slices. No. No, no orange slices. The worst, though, is the worst is the healthy parent that's there in the whole group. The granola. Yeah. Yeah, you have sometimes the healthy parent, or you have the, I forgot to get something, so I had to go to the Shell station and see what they had on their shelf. My favorite was the dad that brought cars nuts or whatever. You know how they have them? They're good.

Isn't that a local company?

You know how you go into these gas stations like Speedway and stuff, and they have the nuts hanging that are on just the little ...

Right next to the cigarette levers. Yeah.

And the dad was like, crap, it's my turn. And he's, like, grabbing anything he can, like little single things. To be fair, the dark chocolate and peanut butter is really good. They are so good. They are delicious. That is so funny. What is the – should we call that guy?

out at all the noise. Jonathan, you know who you are.

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