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It's time for more Mojo. Mojo in the morning.

It's the Mojo in the morning show.

Can I tell you a quick story about something I experienced yesterday in the grocery store?

What happened?

So I was checking out, and I noticed the guy in front of me has like 40 or 50 cans of cat food. And I'm wondering, how many cats did this guy have? Because we always tend to make fun of the crazy cat lady. well this would be a crazy cat dude if he's got like 50 cans of cat food of like the wet cat food i'm like i should ask him how many cats he has and then i started looking and as the guy's checking out his mannerisms i'm like this is a little weird i'm not going to engage in conversation i don't i don't want to get over my head here let me just check out and get out of here so then when it's my turn to go up to the register and that guy left i said i made a comment delay like wow that's uh i wonder how many cats that guy has she goes he doesn't have any and i said what do you he doesn't have any she said that guy comes in every week he's really weird he told me he eats the cat food and i said what wait like as a snack and i said he's got to be joking there's no way like he you know he was he was messing with you because i mess with you can you eat cat food uh you probably can cat and dog food it's not dangerous you could eat it it smells horrible so i said the guy was obviously messing with you as it maybe works at a shelter or something or he's doing something. She goes, no, he had a full on conversation with me about which one tastes the best. And she said she meant she laughed and thought he was joking. And the guy's like, no, I'm serious. He goes, just because it's marketed to cats doesn't mean you look at all the ingredients. It's all stuff humans would eat. And look at this.

Hold on. On a can of cat food. I just played the Meow Mix commercial. It says here on the YouTube that the can chicken turkey salmon and ocean fish flavors oh somebody who had a cat

some of the wet foods smell disgusting and some if I was blindfolded I would think it was like denty more beef stew it just is what it is my dad you guys know this Tim Murphy wastes nothing like if you give him leftovers he will keep them in his fridge or freezer until the very last morsel is eaten and charlie has this this dog food my dog um mojo that actually you recommended to me and it's like fresh it's called the farmer's dog i don't know it's like fresh food that like gets delivered to the house or whatever oh my gosh you spoiled dogs i totally spoil this dog well my dad has been taking care of charlie and he is known to if charlie does not finish his food i'm not joking put salt and pepper and gravy on it and my dad will finish it isn't that disgusting well it is

it's basically chopped up chicken, turkey or whatever the meat is and then a bunch of veggies like carrots and green beans and stuff and chickpeas

that's what's in it

I've eaten little kibbles before of Dublin's food my dog to mess with the girls like see their face and their reaction and everything but the wet cat food smells so bad when you open it I can't even imagine

can I tell you something else so this this reminds me of college when I would buy that much cat food at a time and I have never owned a cat in my life but the place where I used to go tanning the guy was like a creeper who owned it and he had this deal where if you brought in a can of wet cat food you got to tan for free so my girlfriends and I would all

I'll go to Sam's Club and buy cases of wet cat food because it was super cheap. And we would just bring one in every time and get to tan for free. This is why I had skin cancer twice. Do not do this. But the crazy part is, looking back, I'm like, he was making no money. Why would he do that? He was probably videotaping us.

I was going to say, there's something weird about that.

But I was the girl that would be in the grocery store buying 50 cans of wet cat food because that would get me through two months of tanning.

And it's not like your dad said, okay, there's a mouthful. I'll just shove it in my mouth. This guy's buying 40, 50 cans, which makes me think that's all his meals. That's all he eats every day. Wow.

That is cheap.

I mean, yeah. I didn't even think about the budgetary aspect. I was just glad I didn't engage in conversation because there's a little strangeness going on there. Is he in good shape? Well, he's an older guy, so they look a little skinny and frail. I guess he's not overweight.

Dude, I bet he lives to like 150.

I bet that's the secret. Shiny coat with lots of vitamins.

Here it says here, Googling can you eat cat food, nothing in cat food is indigestible for humans. In fact, it's made from basic food groups. High quality ingredients are used for human food, but lower quality equivalents are usually in pet food.

Yeah, I figured the pet food, they're using all the parts that they don't want to use in the human food.

Yeah. Although, isn't that what a hot dog is also, too? Yeah, hot dogs are so good. Oh, my gosh. I still, by the way, can't believe that this guy eats cat food.

Yeah.

I mean, honestly, it's sad.

It's every meal, apparently. I mean, it was a lot.

Like, I honestly, I don't consider the man weird. I consider it very sad if he can't afford regular food.

So, I don't think it's an afford thing because he had other items. So the store, it was the Better Health Food Market. It's not a cheap store to shop in because they have all the health products and organic. Oh, so they must have different kind of cat food then.

They still, though.

But it's still, so I don't think, it's not like the cheapest cat food you're going to find around.

Right. That's what I mean. It's just what he prefers to eat. It must be like really like, you know how like, do they sell pet food at Trader Joe's?

Yeah. They have real small section.

Or Whole Foods. Do they sell it? Like, I would think that their pet food, and I don't know, I'm just assuming, but I would think that their pet food would be some kind of a different quality than the pet food you'd get at Walmart or the dollar store.

Well, there's also a really big, like, pet food shortage right now, so I think I'd be a little bit pissed if I saw somebody buying it a lot.

Right? That's true. All right. Got a good show for you today. It's Mojo in the Morning. By the way, this might be the only time that we have ever talked about food that I have not walked away from the thing going, God, I'm hungry. I think it might be this guy's cat food thing kind of lost my appetite for me.

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