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I have a quick question that I need to ask, but this is something that I would ask that children do not listen to. Okay? So not like any other portion of the show is something that children should listen to. You know what I mean? I mean, no offense to us and our programming of this radio program, but I think we've taught kids over the years probably a few things. So I was getting into a conversation with one of my guy friends, and I'll keep them nameless on this, and he brought up something very interesting to me. He told me that the reason that he and his husband are together is because he once had, quote, unquote, the perfect penis.

oh why once had what happened to it well i i think that age might have changed it a little

bit he said that when they first met he said that he was the envy of most guys but as he's gotten older he said it's become just average it is no longer what it used to be and so i had so many questions talking about this because it was a group of us it was a group it wasn't just a group of guys it was a group of you know couples that were all sitting around and all the women were kind of spouting out into this one too but i had so many questions because the perfect penis like what is the perfect penis and i've never asked actually asked like a woman that question like you know what is the perfect penis but i've never asked a gay man that question too what's the perfect penis so what do you say uh he was saying that that uh he said he actually can we can can we say no yes because the analogy was good he said it looked like bradley cooper the actor so not his penis but looked like bradley cooper he says when you look he says when you looked at it it was chiseled oh strong and and he said it was nice so the i these are the the parts of this that i want to bring up and i do have to be very very careful but i did warn don't have your children listen i got into like really in-depth conversation with the group and ask the question, does your privates change over the years? Like, do you, the look of your privates change over the years? And so could you have the perfect vagina and then years later it changes it?

Like every mom pushed a baby out of her vagina screaming right now.

Really?

Well, because that changes it. They all, but I mean, not necessarily for some people, not necessarily a ton, but for others. Yeah. I mean, it's, it's, it's different.

Yeah. But does, but does, does it change that? I guess the, the vagina does change because of children, but does the, the penis change? Like how, how has.

I mean, don't your balls get saggier?

I don't know the amount of lotion I put on it.

I don't think it's.

Okay, wait. That is a.

Do guys lotion their venuses?

You should. You should lotion everywhere. But I think you lotion there, you know, referring back to Mike's joke just a second ago. You do it in different ways for that one. But you should lotion. Lotion is, by the way, a very important thing for me. I want every man to know you should moisturize. And I'm not just talking about moisturizing your face. You should moisturize all parts of your body. Okay, all right. Otherwise, you get ash. Yeah, this is definitely a public service. Like Benjamin Button down there. Right. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Does a penis or vagina go bad over the years? has anyone ever looked at a perfect penis or a perfect vagina of someone that they dated and said that was perfect and what is the perfect penis or vagina um dave how you doing oh man

this is a little embarrassing but this was me back 20 years ago i had the perfect d okay really And 20 years later, my body outgrew my D.

So that, I guess, could be the case of where you go from the perfect one to the not-so-perfect one.

I need to lose weight so I can go back.

Well, I always say that your D never grows in size. They always say that when you lose weight. It's just that you can finally see it, you know?

Dave, thank you for being brave enough to call and admit that, by the way.

It was awesome. What's up, Nas?

What's going on, Mojo?

How you doing, man? Good, man. How you doing? Doing okay. We're talking about the penis and the vagina and the perfect ones.

Yeah. I've been told by multiple women that apparently I have a pretty penis. And my girlfriend is so proud of it. She showed all her friends. Like, all her friends know my penis is black.

Wait a second. Like, she shows pictures?

Yeah.

That's pretty, like, I don't know. bold that she shows those pictures. You're okay with that?

I mean, I don't care. I mean, as a girl, the more girls, I really don't care.

So all your nudes are being shown to them. Isn't she worried about them now hitting you up because you have the perfect penis?

No. I mean, they don't hit me up, and I don't hit them up. What does she say is so pretty about it? I mean, I'm not trying to sound cocky, but...

All right, I'm going to end it on that one. You don't even need to tell us. But I got some links at the first time. Okay, all right. I don't mean to sound cocky. I don't know, Tati. I usually just ended it a bit on that one. That was actually pretty funny. What's going on, Tati? I might go one call too deep.

Oh, yeah. Hey, guys. I was listening to this topic, and of course I had to call in because the other day I decided to perch up up on my, like, bathroom counter and just take a look at the old girl. Yes. Just check in. See how she's doing, you know. Yeah. Take some time, you know, reconnect. Yep. And I have an almost three-year-old, and I really was confident that not a lot had changed, but let me tell you, things have changed. Yeah. I know.

I just love the visual of you in the bathroom there, you know, leg up on the counter.

Every girl should do that. If you've never done that, you should.

That's awesome.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

You've got to check in. It has been a few too many, maybe years at this point since I've really, like, checked in, you know, sit on the counter, spread eagle, like, get full vision. You can get a flashlight out. Like, really? You should connect with your Yoni.

Got to get a Maglite flashlight. Got to get the real professional Maglite flashlight on that one. What's up, Jerry?

All right. I need every guy right now to do this with me.

Okay.

Because this was a lesson my dad taught me and my brothers when we were in our 20s. Hold your hand out in front of you, thumb up, straight up in the air, and spread your fingers as far as you can.

Okay.

And he said to us, this is the history of a man's life. Thumb is your 20s, 30s, 40s, 50s, and 60s going all the way down. I'm excited for my 40s. Oh, it was a bad, bad day.

Oh, God.

This is Mojo's content speaking. He is really sorry for that last segment. He won't have been it, but he is. This is Mojo in the Morning. He's dribbling the ball with everything on the line. He's driving down the pitch. He's facing price hikes and cuts passed up.

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