the bar okay uh friday night and a couple sat next to me and i just witnessed a date crash and burn i was like oh my gosh this is i felt like a national geographic jane goodall with the apes I'm watching, I'm sitting here in the natural environment, watching these people like it was a TV show. And I was just fascinated because I couldn't not be involved in their date because this woman that sat next to me was the loudest talker ever. And she was so animated and never stopped talking like she, I felt bad for the dude because he said like one sentence the whole date and I'm watching and she's, she's sitting down, she's taught. And I thought some people, you know, on a date, they talk because they're nervous. She talked and talked and talked. And eventually, this dude went to the restroom and he didn't come back. He actually left the girl mid-date. It was so bad. So, I mean, it was obvious they weren't hitting it off. But they were sitting right next to me. She starts talking about how she knew the bartenders and the whole staff. She kept calling them over to talk to her. She's like bragging, like, I know them. They all know me here. Yeah, they know me. calling the bartender over hey what's that what's that one tequila called you told me about and which you know can you put um the chipotle on this or that or like she was like she was constantly bothering the staff to try and prove that she knew them to the point where i was thinking lady now i think you have an alcohol problem you sit at this bar like five nights a week but she was talking to them non-stop trying to impress him is this really odd eventually dude goes to the bathroom A few minutes later, bartender came over, told the girl, the guy paid for the tab and apologized for leaving, and he left. He ditched her. Oh, no. Mid-date. Oh, poor girl. Yeah. And she was just like, what? Wait, so where is he? And the bartender's, like, reiterating. He said he was leaving. He paid for the date, and he said, I'm sorry. He was at least nice enough to pay for the date. Oh, my gosh. He just ditched her. I felt bad, but I also understood she was really annoying.