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Kevin, how was your scary weekend? You actually were at a place called, was it Scream?

I was at the Scream Machine in Taylor. It was incredible, man. I've been to a few haunted houses. This was by far the scariest haunted house that I've ever been inside.

Scream Machine sounds like a ride at Cedar Point.

It does, but it is everything but that. Do you like scary stuff? I do. I really enjoy scary stuff. I was literally scared of here. And I was a little worried because I brought Josiah with me, and this was going to be his first time going to a haunted house. and i didn't drag him i didn't make him go i asked him i re-axed him i wanted to ensure that he was good to go and he said he was good to go and it was great they had like you know scary people outside of the venue and one of the things that really kind of threw me we got a new sales guy here jay and um he uh he was like bro uh we can't go in right now i'm like what do you mean he was like they're literally cleaning up in there what do you mean cleaning up he was like It's so scary. I'm not going to ruin it because I want you to check them out because it was incredible. But there's an area in there where the room moves and shakes and it rises and it falls. And there is someone in the room that is in one position and then the lights go out and then lights come on. They're in another position. No, it was scary. And you have no idea. You have no idea. This play, bro, they make you crawl through tunnels. It was levels. I'm telling you, it's levels in there. I was like, yo, I didn't know what. What's coming next? So there's this room. It's raising. It's falling. Lights are coming on. She's in the corner. Lights coming on. She's in your face. And it's all over the place. He said they were cleaning up because a kid peed himself. And peed himself so bad. A kid or an adult? Like a teenager. That's what I mean. Yeah. Bro said he peed himself so bad that it was on the floor. No. And they had to like stop it and mop it up and like clean it up and make sure it was good.

And you know he was with his friends.

Oh, had to be.

Oh, no. That story's living on forever. Forever and ever.

Do they make an announcement? It's kind of like this ride is going to be broken for a little bit.

What if you're earlier in the house? What if he was on a date? Oh, yeah. I didn't get all of that information, but it didn't deter me from wanting to go inside. That kind of stuff is like, oh, this must be really scary. Let's go inside.

Whenever they have these things, and I think of those people that work at them, those poor bastards must have to deal with a lot of crap. because I can only imagine that if you got people peeing there and I can only imagine that people's general reaction too is also to fight back if something comes up and scares them. People get punched

probably. They made a point and where we were set up with our promotion staff was right in the front near the entrance and we kept hearing the person repeat over and over again as every new group came in and that was an amazing thing too because sometimes you can cheat and when I say cheat in a haunted house If there is a large group of individuals, you can kind of say, well, you can kind of hear when the scaries are going to take place because the group in front of you is so close to where you are. So if I can hear you're screaming 10 paces ahead of me, then I can almost anticipate that something's going to happen. They did a great job of staggering everyone. And through this introduction is listen, if you don't run, they won't chase you. Do not touch them. They won't touch you. They understand that people to your point, they flail and they punch and all that.

Well, and also I think there's probably some people that are just a-holes.

want to master them and stuff like look at this we're on a date watch this i'm gonna beat this you know guy guy up in a mask or something um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 is our telephone number that's awesome that they stagger the people through it because there's nothing worse than when you're a big group and they're just trying to make as much money as they possibly can just

rifling you through what's up cassie hi um my ex-husband used to work at the haunt um back when it was on Waldorf and Grand Rapids?

Yeah.

And they would actually keep track of how many people either peed or pooped their pants and that kind of thing. Wait a second.

Some people actually pooed themselves?

Yeah.

Oh, my. Like, tally board thing. Was it called the poo-poo report, or what was it called? Like, what was the level of scare?

I'm not sure what they called it at all, but it was just hilarious because I know you said those poor people, but I know they actually try their hardest to scare them.

Yeah. do you use that in your advertising you know

honestly they should

I would think that if I heard

three poops a night

it will scare the f*** out of you you know what I mean you know how they put the stars at the bottom of the thing like for movies and stuff yeah Kevin Irwin says it

me also first time long yeah Cassie's on the phone

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Any of those people that work in these things, you got to call us up and tell us some of the craziest crap, literally, that you guys have had to deal with.

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