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She's a goblin.

Well, you might miss Coraline because Coraline is so skinny.

She's tiny and she's just a little big. She's so small and she's so cute. Okay, here's the thing. I love slash hate my dog because she's the best slash worst dog in the whole world. And I have an Italian Greyhound. They're called Iggy's. They're pretty rare. I wouldn't say they're a very common dog, but they are exactly the same as greyhound dogs. They're just much, much smaller. So my dog looks like a greyhound puppy, but she's full grown and she's eight pounds. And I love her. Again, I love her before I get into the story because I do talk mad crap about her throughout this. But I think there's this thing that pet owners do. and it's we talk to and about our dogs like they are infant children and listen I'll be the first person to say that I hate that I do this but it is also an unstoppable behavior that is unchangeable at this point I'm stuck with it it's going to happen so when I go to either vets or pet stores because my dog is pretty rare but she's also pretty noticeable like people who are into dogs like know what she is you just don't see him that often a lot of times people go can i pet your dog can i take a picture of your dog can i meet her can i give her a treat whatever it is because so um the thing is she because she's so small which is relevant to the story she really doesn't like being approached from above she's a very nervous dog she doesn't like other people unless i pick her up then she loves being pet by strangers so she's not like aggressive or anything like that but anytime somebody wants to pet her i have to bend down pick her up bring her up to our level then she loves it and i'm talking i'm like i'm the girl asked to pet my dog and i go yeah one second and i go i'm a little nervous dog i want your attention but i don't want to come up to you because i'm just letting you duck the guy behind me checking out starts huffing rolling his eyes and crossing his arms sir you are in a pet store I know you have a pet, or else why the hell are you here? And I know you do the same exact thing I do. So put your attitude on the back shelf and get out of here. I don't need it, because we all do it. It's not a me thing. I'll be honest. I'm with them. No, you do the same thing.

No, no, no.

Yes, yes, yes.

I won't do that. First off, I think that the whole good boy, stuff like that.

You are the best boy.

Oh, my God.

You go, oh, how can you commute?

No, I talk to my animals.

Actually, I haven't heard Mojo talk to his animals when we've been on the phone, and there is not an ounce of affection in your voice. It's like, Henry, Louie, get outside. Henry, Henry.

I actually now don't call Henry Henry anymore.

You're not mean. It's just very monotone.

When I yell at him, it sounds like I'm saying, Henry, Henry, get over here. I'm like yelling at him. But no, I don't do the whole thing. I'm like that guy. I would roll my eyes at you talking to your dog that way.

um okay cool get a life no but i i truly okay i truly think there is very little joy in this world let people talk to their kids or their dogs like their little kids like just let me have this moment all right my dog's an a-hole it doesn't like anybody just let me talk to her like a child

Do you have any idea how I don't give a s***?

I don't know. I just sit there, and when I see that, and I see you doing that, it's just, oh, it's like nails on a chalkboard.

Whatever. I dress her up, too. We almost bought our Crocs yesterday. Oh, come on. They have doggy Crocs. They're called water boots, and they are for sure doggy Crocs.

Really?

Yeah. I'm also the kind of person at the store where I try to get my dog to pick out new toys. No, they actually have dog Crocs. Why?

But what's the reason?

Oh, my God. Just so they can. Because dogs, like, honest to God.

They can match their, you know, their owners.

Yeah, but honest to God, dogs shouldn't be walking without shoes in the summer. Like, they can burn their feet. It's so sad.

What's up, Teresa?

Good morning. How are you?

We're doing okay, Teresa. What do you think about the people that rolled their eyes at Megan? Can you believe anybody would roll their eyes at Megan?

No, no, no. And her dog is adorable. Caroline is great. My son has two Whippets, and they're kind of like that dog.

Yeah, they're cousins.

Yes, yep, yep. And pet stores are fine, but leave your dogs home when you go to Home Depot and everywhere else. Please. Absolutely not.

Nope, absolutely not. I love taking my dog to Lowe's, and I will tell you, Lowe's have dog treats at the cash registers because so many dogs go, absolutely not.

Yes, because you have to have respect of those of us who have allergies. Like, we love to shop also, and we love your animals, and when we visit your house, we respect you because that's their home. That's fair. But in public, they don't need to be there. Yes, thank you. That's very fair. Thank you.

I don't have allergies, but I like when people just don't have their dogs around. More people that bring them in their office, too, right?

But do put shoes on them in the summertime because their little feet do burn on the asphalt.

When people, like, you know, with their dogs all over the place, carrying them around, mad. Because you make my eyes. swell so bad and I can't breathe.

The funny part is I never talk about her in a nice way. I only talk about her in a negative way, just in a nice voice.

What's going on? Yeah, you're right. You are the worst dog ever. What's going on, Sarah?

Hi, guys. Hey, Megan. I am totally with you. Like, I've been babies, but my dog's voice is also my baby voice. Like, no doubt about it. He is a big, just goofy-looking

guy you know what i want to do by the way here i got a contest i want to do i want you to call us up you stay there sarah so finish i'll let you finish your thought i want you to call us up and i want you to call us up and do your either dog voice or your dude voice your voice for your guy call us up and talk in the voice and you say the name and then we have to guess whether or not By your name that you call out Is it your guy Or is it your dog You know what I mean Like for instance You talk to your dog again And say your dog's name Sarah

Kenobi What's up Kenobi

That's gotta be your guy Right is that your guy No Yeah so call us up Now let me hear Do you have a boyfriend Or a husband or anybody

I do, yeah Alright, go ahead

Talk dirty to him right now Go ahead

Talk dirty to him

Yeah, like talk to him Because the voice is in the same voice Like when you really want something When you want him to empty the dishwasher

or you want him to scratch your back?

Oh, yeah.

Go ahead.

That's more of a, Xander, hi.

How are you? All right.

Same thing. When I want something from Kenobi's and I want something from my husband, it's the same voice. Yeah. 100%.

100%. I want you to call us up, 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. It's time to play, like, I don't know, Stump the Chump or something like that. I don't know, what do they call these contests on other radio shows where people have to call us up and then we have to guess. I don't know. They always have these things. Jill, what's going on? Are you there?

Yeah, good morning. I don't know how people talk to their pets like anything but babies because I never made that choice. It just happened. And then last weekend I was at a graduation party and was actually talking to an infant baby, a human baby. And it felt weird because it wasn't my fur baby.

Oh, really? Did you find yourself talking to the human baby less, you know, nice than you would talk to your fur baby?

Oh, no. For sure just like the same as I talk to my cats But it was weird because It was a real human baby Oh wow

Hey Jill do us a favor Do you have a partner?

I do not It's just my cats Maybe that's why they get all the love By the way

I apologize I'm sorry Leah are you there?

I am

Alright Leah I want you to pick You can pick either whoever you're in a relationship with Or your animal and I want you to talk to them and then we have to guess which one you're talking to but you talk to them in that voice that you always do. Okay?

Okay. Go ahead.

Hi, my queen. You're so cute. I'm so happy to see you.

Keep loving your big kids.

Keep loving your kids.

All right, that's got to be an animal, right? Oh, yeah, for sure.

I would never be that nice to another human.

Wait, is that your... It was actually my husband. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Wait.

And to be honest, I do talk to it like that if I do want something. Oh, jeez.

Oh, my God. Danielle, are you there?

I am.

Good morning. Hey, good morning. Danielle, let's see if you can stump us with this one here. You pick either your animal or pick your relationship. Talk to them, and then we have to guess.

Mr. Macaroni. Mr. Macaroni.

Mr. Macaroni Okay, that's the cutest ever Totally your pet, right? Yeah I love it Is his name Macaroni? No, I wish I was going to say we named him Chief And then somehow it evolved to Cheese And now it's Cheese Macaroni

Isn't it funny how our pet's names evolve? My dog has like seven names at this point Depending on how angry I get

Sylvia, are you there?

Hi, good morning

Good morning. What's going on, Sylvia? Talk to us. Try to stump us. Talk to us, or talk to your animal or your pet.

Hi, Papa. Who's the most handsomest boy? I love you, Kai Guy. You're so handsome. You're so handsome.

By the way, if you're calling him Papa, it's got to be your dude, right?

No, it's my Kai Guy.

Oh, no. Oh, my God. That's awful. We're not very good at this, see?

Yeah.

Do you call your guy Papa then, too, or no? What do you call him?

You know. Yeah. She's like, eh, it doesn't matter.

By the way, if you just go, hey, Poppy, or whatever, like, they come out, which one would come to you faster?

Which one comes faster? My guy.

Yeah.

All right. Thank you for the call.

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