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He Saw Shannon's Crazy
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He Saw Shannon's Crazy

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June 16, 2023 | 00:11:12 | Leisure

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All right, it's Mojo in the morning. So, Shannon, they saw your crazy side.

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because we all know I have

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I have one actually you know what there are listeners that are listening to this show that think that she's like oh she's so sweet

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I mean I have that side

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no there are seriously there are those listeners that are always like whenever I sit there they'll always ask me questions about the show if I'm out they'll go oh my god you know oh I bet you that you know and they'll tell me Shannon is just so sweet She's so nice And oh that Megan Gets a little mouthy Every now and again What?

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What?

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Shannon though Let me say this Shannon can get mouthier Than Megan can

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I'm nuts Yeah

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She just doesn't Do it on the radio For you to see

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Frequently does Yes She's actually the worst Out of all of us You think it's me It's her Well

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She's like a sour patch

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Yeah But the opposite She's sweet on the outside Sour on the inside First they're sweet Then they're sour I think last night Wes is now contemplating Taking the ring back That he gave me Because the crazy came out And he got to experience it And I don't know what happened I was just tired And cranky and irritable And you guys The internet that I have at my house sucks And I still have not called to switch companies yet So this is completely my fault I understand

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Will you go back to Xfinity

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please i yes i have done this to myself i will not out the most terrible internet company in the whole world if you want to know just dm me because i don't want to get in trouble anyway they're the worst but that little spinny the crazy is about to come out okay so i don't have cable anymore i just have like youtube tv netflix whatever i steal megan's hulu yeah welcome to the 21st century yes yes so that little and it's only in one tv that this happens too but that that little spinny thing we're trying to watch happy shiny people or whatever the heck shiny happy people that duggar show is okay and this was like day three of me trying to watch this show and the little spinny wheel like continuously happening every 10 seconds and i was just fed up and so i took the remote control and chalked it at my tv and wes turned very slowly with his eyes wide and looked at me and he's like did you just do that and i'm like yes i just did That, I was like, I hate this internet so much. This morning, I am very ashamed and embarrassed and have sent him two different text messages apologizing for my behavior, but now he knows what he's up against.

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All right, I will say this to you.

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that that guy went into this relationship. He had no idea. He went into this relationship thinking like the listeners do that come up to me and say, oh, my God, she's so sweet. She's so, oh, she's so, when she's on the air, she does this whole thing where she's like, I'm Shannon, you know, like that. And I'm like, and I didn't want to say that, Wes, but Wes, you're going down some crazy times here, buddy. You got some, you know, some fun about to happen to you. But yeah, it comes out But you're the one of those people that you bottle it up to a certain point And then the crazy comes out

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Okay, so that's what I told him Because he's like, is this something that happens frequently? And I said, well, no The way I think about it in my head is like a bucket, right? Like certain things that irritate me They all get thrown into the bucket But at some point the bucket bubbles over And last night the bucket bubbled over And that's what happened

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I got to it, yeah Are there any other listeners that are like this Where all of a sudden they're like the nicest person in the world You know, they're the librarian during the day And then the crazy bitch at night, right? They go nuts And what's the thing that sets you off? What is it? What's the thing that makes you crazy? What gets you? Anything It's a loaded question What was the thing that made you kick in?

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Andrew's dashboard

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Andrew, your ex-husband's dashboard

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I can't remember That was a long time ago

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They were like driving nicely through like a beautiful neighborhood.

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Yeah, I remember where exactly we were. We were actually right in front of the Imagine Theater in Birmingham.

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Yeah, so they're right in front of this beautiful area of town.

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Yeah. I can't remember what it was, but I kicked that dashboard real hard.

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Yeah.

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Man. I really want to see this side of you. It's not funny. I think it would be. It's not pretty. I think it would be. I'm not dating you. I think it would be hysterical.

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Jill, you know the feeling, don't you?

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Yeah, I was wondering if Wes fed you Because that's how I get when I'm hungry Hangry is a real thing I was not hangry Low blood sugar

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No, it was actually low Wi-Fi signal

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Yeah, low Wi-Fi signal

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Yeah Do you ever I don't know you, Jill So I'm not going to call you this But do you ever get to a point where it happens like that And you don't remember that it happened Because there are times where I'll get Like really angry And I'll let Like I've had times In the studio here And Shannon can attest For this So it's equal opportunity Oh my god

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I've seen him throw stuff

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Oh I've thrown A computer I threw a computer Across the

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Yes

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Across the studio here

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It was honestly One of the most fun days At work Oh Like you don't He is seriously The sweetest nicest man That you hear on the radio Every morning But you You were You went off the deep end

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Oh I was so upset I could not I couldn't stand it And there's What was it? Pick up the line Jesus, put the call on hold I don't know what it is Mike, it was enough It was enough I had I had enough of all the stuff breaking And nobody fixing it

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That's the best thing ever Now I'm really going to break it My kids have brought things up to me And I'm like, I do not remember that happening

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Yeah, I get crazy sometimes And it's like all of a sudden It happens and I speak in tongues You know? I would take so much money. I mean, I thought it was, I mean, I, yeah. What's happening, Jason? How you doing?

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Yeah, so I get really upset when I can't find the remote. And I'll literally, like, even if the maid made the bed, I'll tear the blankets off, tear the sheets off. Kevin knows me. He knows I have a short fuse. Oh, really?

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Who is this guy, Kevin? Who is this guy? Here.

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You know.

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Jason, how does Kevin know you?

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He does. He emcees our live events, our Cannabis Investor events.

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Oh, Jason Rasnick? Not the last name. Not the last name. No, Ras is crazy as hell. That's why he does Cannabis events. Do you like it and sing, Kevin? Yes. Look, I love Ras, but, yeah, he's not lying.

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You are. He's not lying. Nutty MF-er. You know that, Jason?

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I love you, Ras.

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I love you, too. And I listen to the show, and the show is awesome. with you on it. It was awesome before, but I just wanted to call it this one time. But yeah, not buying the remote. My wife wants to kill me because I tear off the sheets, the blankets. This remote needs to be found because you can't switch the TV video to put the Apple player on it. I can't take it. I lose it. I just want to jump off a wall.

00:09:36 - 00:09:42 | Speaker 5:

Why is it that stuff doesn't work when you need it to work, too? That's the other thing that drives me nuts. You know? Yeah, absolutely. You pay a lot of money for it.

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Happy Father's Day, Raz. Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Happy Father's Day to you, baby. Thank you, man.

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Hey, Kev, Has he ever gone off while you're emceeing at an event?

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He's gone off backstage for sure. Really? Yeah, for sure. He does huge events like Mike Tyson, Ric Flair. A lot of people show up. He's got, what is his deal? Does he own like part of the Cleveland Cavs or something like that? Wait, I don't know him. Because he's always sitting courtside and stuff. He founded an incredible financial information company called Benzinga. Oh, okay. And they're doing really well. Erica, what's happening?

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Hi, how are you guys doing?

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Good, Erica. You don't sound like a crazy person, are you?

00:10:21 - 00:10:43 | Speaker 8:

Well, I have like self-diagnosed mesophonia. So if you are eating and I can hear it, my brain like goes fuzzy. Erica, I get it. It puts me into an absolute rage when I hear people chewing. Especially when it's someone who I eat with a ton and they don't do it. I'm like, what are you doing wrong right now? Why is this happening? This is not normal.

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I literally yelled at my brother last night. I was like, stop eating until I turn the television on.

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That's a rule in my house. You can't eat until the TV's on.

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Chelsea is like that too. But Chelsea, for some reason, can hear me chew on another floor of our house. She could be in the basement watching TV. She's upstairs in the kitchen, and she will yell at me for chewing down there. Thank you for the call. Jacob, this is one for Shannon. Shannon, you threw your remote.

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Jacob, tell us a story about your father-in-law. Good morning. Yeah, long-time listener, first-time caller. Thank you for listening.

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We appreciate you so much.

00:11:22 - 00:11:42 | Speaker 5:

so uh yeah shannon so my father-in-law was watching a green bay packers game last winter and we know how green bay packers fans can be and shut the remote at his tv because of a bad play call a black bad play call not because it was a bad play and shattered the tv

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screen okay so yeah so i didn't shatter the screen but there is like a white mark where

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It might get worse

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Oh gosh You know what that thing becomes bigger as time goes on

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I need a new TV if anybody's got a deal

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It's not that nice TV in your

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Kitchen is it? No it's the TV in the living room Which is quite honestly old anyway But still I don't really Want to buy a new TV

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Have you ever thought of like Having a special plastic wrap Around that next TV that you buy What's up Tiffany your voice disguised What's up

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hi yeah so i had texted in um so i was like out enjoying a wonderful saturday morning yes like walking around being a three-year-old and some woman like underneath her breath walked past me and was like maybe you need to mind your son and i about lost it i i went dark after that But according to my husband and people who were around, apparently I, like, cased her down the street and was saying all sorts of things. That would set me off, too.

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She talked badly about your parenting and your child. Yes, you have every right to do that.

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Yes, I felt so. I felt very justified.

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Yeah. Don't mess with your kids. Mama Bear gets crazy.

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that's about i mean what i said i was like pretty much the thing to guarantee a street fight is commenting on um agreed yeah good for you thank you for the call yeah thanks other than that

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