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mojo in the morning why are you letting someone smell your feet what's the story well that's not

what i set out to do don't make it sound like that came in kind of crazy so i went to this place called stretch lab oh how was that i see those everywhere it was a good experience i've been having like some extreme discomfort and uh i won't say my entire body but in particular like my back or like my shoulder and i just feel like i feel like i'm a crumbled up piece of paper kind of and I just need to be kind of you know straightened out so I heard of this place went they had like a free hour type of vibe so I went there got that and as I'm reading where I was on the phone with a lady named Mary and she was kind of telling me what to expect before I came and one of the things that she said that they require of you are to have grippy socks and you can either bring your own so like if you go to air time or any jump type of vibe those type of socks or the gray or whatever color like hospital socks said you can bring those or we have them for purchase and in my mind i'm like oh bet i know i got hospital socks because i like hospital socks i've had them before i keep them when i go to the hospital my mom sometimes she goes she might keep them so i'm like bet no worries i got them plus i'm about to spend some five dollars for like some little socks that i'm just gonna have so it get down to the time where i was supposed to go to the to the lab and i booked like a 6 30 at night session so i'm kind of chilling out the whole day then i'm like oh big now it's time to go look at my maps i thought it was 20 minutes away it's really like 25 so now i'm kind of in a rush go down i'm scrambling to find the socks so i go down to the other now finally find the socks right boom they mismatched i'm like whatever anybody don't care long story shirt man dude started stretching me these socks stank they were not fresh socks i'll say that i found them like in a drawer because i've moved i found them like in a drawer of something i ain't looked in in a while these socks ain't and i didn't really wash them at all no i mean i don't know they've been in this drawer since like i moved in december and i didn't to shannon's point i couldn't just throw them in the washer real quick throw them in the dryer these are the only ones that i found and i didn't know the stretching was gonna be this elaborate like i didn't know like they were doing all type of stuff so he pushing my leg like down into my chest and he like breathe and then he go harder and then all of a sudden he just going he just keeps sniffing like i'm like are you okay he's like yeah i'm fine but i could tell he probably smelled my feet and them boys them dogs was barking bro and at that point i'm like he wasn't sniffing the whole time we going through the instructions he telling me it's taking place then as soon as he started pushing down my leg obviously he got the sniffles

at that point i couldn't do nothing if you're a masseuse or a stretcher like this or a physical therapist i know your sister's a physical therapist shannon yeah dude when people come in and they smell because you're touching their body and I'm not even just talking about farting

and you're close to their body

parts right you are right there by them and you know that that person's got a smelly butt crack am I right or am I right people there are some people that have smelly butt cracks I guarantee you that there's few people in this room probably but honestly like I won't go to I Zach's been coming in here every commercial break hey you want me to go to the bathroom like I don't want to you want to know I don't want to go to the bathroom I want to wait until I go home so I can have my wet wipes. I don't want to go to the bathroom and duty on this thing and have a smelly butt.

crack all day i was at the dermatologist last week i told you guys about this and um and if you haven't made your appointment yet please do but when she when dr sclar was doing all my skin checks and stuff and i lifted up my arms so she could look under here and i was like oh my god i am so sorry i smelled so sweaty and i acknowledged it because i knew that i probably needed to apply

more deodorant but i over applied deodorant which is probably not a good thing but i because i'm so worried about that like i've always worried about being the smelly kid in school i couldn't imagine

Working at a nail salon and having to, like, do pedicures and stuff. I'm sure some of the people walk in, toes are nasty, stuff in between them. I don't know how they do that.

Do you know that a pedicurist, a lady told me at one of the places I went to, that the dead skin is what makes your feet smell. So it's not going to get pedicures when people get smelly feet. That it's the dead skin that's on your, that traps in the smell. So when you get a pedicure, it makes your feet smell better, too.

so it's actually good a build-up yeah you guys need to buy this thing that i bought off of an instagram ad it's like a little electric pumice stone roller thing i don't even know what it's called but you can go to town on your feet your feet are smoother than your butt yes it's amazing

and so you don't have any dead skin on your feet so you just you just put your feet on it or you

like it's like a little where you have to rub it a little roller okay but it's electric and then You just go, like, on your heels, like, on the side of my toes, you know?

I don't know if I told you the story, but you should never, if you're going to get a pedicure, have them use the cheese grater on you. Yeah, not anymore.

They should use a brand new little scrapey sponge thing.

Yeah, like one of the ones that don't have, like, edges or knives. Because you could get... Big-time infections. Infections, yeah.

You got bunions, don't you, Mojo?

I do. Oh, I do. Probably. You got bunions?

I did ballet for 18 years. My feet are so screwed up.

My feet are flat and ugly, but I do try to get a pedicure at least a couple of times a year just because my feet are so bad. Alyssa, what do you do for a living?

I'm a hairstylist.

Ooh, and do you ever have smelly clients?

Yeah, sometimes people will come in and their hair is really greasy and it's really smelly. It kind of grosses me out. Or they'll come in after they've been, like, at the gym, like, drenched, and their hair's, like, soaking wet, and I have to put color on them or cut them. That's bad.

If you have to wash their hair, and that wasn't, quote-unquote, a part of their package, do you just do it for the love, like, for free, or is that, like, an extra charge?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'll just give them a good scrubbing. Sometimes, too.

Do you ever run across lice or scabies?

Yeah, I have. Not scabies, lice, yeah. Is it scabies on your skin?

I thought you'd get scabies from your head, too. Lice is crazy. If the person has lice, do you get them out of there?

Yeah, we can't do services on them, no. I had someone about a month or two ago. I felt bad. She was a little girl, and it was covered everywhere.

What about this for a contest? Since Kevin's feet smell so bad, and he's got feet issues, how about this? Smell Kevin's feet

for tickets. Can I keep my socks on?

They gotta, yeah.

For sure, we could do that.

For Tiger's tickets right now, you can call.

Let's do it.

You can smell Kevin's feet for tickets. I couldn't do it. Or for Shannon.

Smell my butt! Smell my butt! I'm not letting anybody smell my butt, even though I'm sure it smells fresh. That's weird.

How do you know it smells fresh?

Well, because I use special white bees.

Why don't we do this? Remember we did the contest of what was it?

Well, I can pick up things with my butt. Is that what you're talking about? For real?

Guess what's in Megan's box. Remember we did that one too? Oh, yeah. So we'll do smell. Guess what's in Shannon's?

No, you are not. Tony, I don't agree with that contest. Yeah, no.

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