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He Told Shannon She Had Big Calves
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He Told Shannon She Had Big Calves

from Mojo In The Morning

January 10, 2023 | 00:05:56 | Leisure

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00:01:16 - 00:01:22 | Speaker 5:

So was it an insult to Shannon yet? Or was it just him just making a reference of something?

00:01:22 - 00:01:52 | Speaker 3:

Or was it a compliment? Or was it a compliment? I mean, some people might take it as a compliment. it what did what did so where were you what's the setting i know you love a good pedicure and i went and got a pedicure oh we did it real bad my feet were looking a little rough and the guy who was doing i always go to the same place the guy who was doing it was so sweet um do you like do you like having a guy do it it doesn't matter to me actually because there's one girl at the place that i go that i that i really really always hope i get her um but it doesn't

00:01:52 - 00:02:12 | Speaker 5:

really matter because the place that i go to um i have a guy do it too yeah and he has got like the roughest like like movements and stuff like there i'm like hey hey hey you're moving me around man you're gonna hurt me man i don't move that fast well the guys i noticed the guys at the

00:02:12 - 00:02:50 | Speaker 3:

place that i go to give better massages than the ladies oh yeah yeah okay and that's what this guy was doing when this happened. And so he was massaging my feet and then he starts massaging my ankles and he's massaging my calves. And this is always something that makes me a little uncomfortable, but he kept looking up at me to like see my facial expression if I was enjoying it or not, which I was. Felt great. Well, so he's looking up at me with this big smile on his face and he kept saying something. And I felt so bad because I asked him to repeat it. I still didn't understand what he was saying and he's smiling so i knew like he wanted a response can i ask

00:02:50 - 00:03:01 | Speaker 5:

real quick before you tell us what it was he said is this a one of those places where they're they're like i don't know vietnamese vietnamese okay all right okay yep and so um i asked him to

00:03:01 - 00:03:29 | Speaker 3:

i said i'm so sorry i didn't hear what you said can you repeat yourself he repeated it again and i still couldn't understand him i'm like oh god so i asked him to repeat himself a third time And I finally got it. He was asking me if I was a runner because I had such big calves. And I was like, oh, no, I don't run. Just myself and my aunt and my grandma all have the same big calves.

00:03:29 - 00:03:30 | Speaker 4:

You're strong like ox.

00:03:31 - 00:03:34 | Speaker 5:

I would have said, yes, I am a runner. How's he going to know?

00:03:35 - 00:03:38 | Speaker 3:

I do have big calves. But are they really that big?

00:03:41 - 00:03:49 | Speaker 5:

So you took it as a kind of You didn't take it offensive I like that I don't know how to take it See I like that about you You know what

00:03:49 - 00:03:52 | Speaker 3:

Whatever I do have big calves All of us on the show

00:03:52 - 00:04:04 | Speaker 5:

Every one of us Megan and Spike And Reese and KP Take it from Shannon When somebody tells you something They're not always trying to insult you They're And quite possibly giving you A great compliment

00:04:04 - 00:04:09 | Speaker 4:

Sure You're like They just used me first That felt directed at me No

00:04:09 - 00:04:10 | Speaker 5:

I said everybody

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everybody on the show here's how you said you said Megan well I stopped

00:04:14 - 00:04:44 | Speaker 5:

I was trying to remember everybody else's names but uh that's that's funny so the so the one that I just got recently and the guy that uh that did uh did it to me he won't make talk he won't uh talk with me like the the women the women will talk to me like I'll ask him about how their you know family's doing how their kids are doing and stuff I'm asking him questions and he just like be quiet fat man you know that's what i'm thinking the whole time like he doesn't want me to have a conversation

00:04:44 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 3:

when i'm getting first of all i hate getting my nails done i think i'm one of like the weirdest people in the world i do not like getting manicures pedicures are fine but i want to sit there and just scroll through my phone yeah so i'm cool well with with no talking

00:05:00 - 00:05:04 | Speaker 4:

They know me well because I've dropped my phone into the bowl a couple of times.

00:05:05 - 00:05:06 | Speaker 2:

Into the foot water? Yeah, yeah.

00:05:07 - 00:05:29 | Speaker 4:

And I've had that before, so they'll always be really careful. I've left my phone sometimes on that little, you know, they have like the arm, there's an armrest, but then right next to the armrest, there's like a little thing that I always call it. It's like, you ever go on an airplane and you can pull out your tray table? It's a tray table. It is. And I'll put the phone on there and they'll be like, oh, no, no. And they'll tell me like where to put it because they know that it's going to go right into that thing.

00:05:29 - 00:05:32 | Speaker 5:

But they probably like you because you're a talker. You'll interview people while they're working.

00:05:33 - 00:06:06 | Speaker 4:

This guy didn't. The women do. Actually, it's funny. You know what we talk about? This is going to make you go, what the hell? They always have ABC on, on the television. And so we always talk about General Hospital because it's always right around the time that the soap operas are on. And I remind them that my mom and sisters and all those used to watch General Hospital and all my children and all those ABC soap operas back then. And there's still, I think, General Hospital is the only one that's still, like, left on the thing. And it's still the same flatline as it was 20 years ago. So we always talk about General Hospital all the time. What's going on, Sydney?

00:06:08 - 00:06:21 | Speaker 2:

Hi. Good morning, guys. So I just wanted to say, as a compliment, I am a runner. I run every single morning. I run, like, four miles almost every single day. And I aim for the big calves. Oh, okay.

00:06:22 - 00:06:27 | Speaker 4:

So telling Shannon that you must be a runner, you got big calves,

00:06:27 - 00:06:32 | Speaker 2:

was not basically good for good for cheating because she doesn't even have to try do you

00:06:32 - 00:06:38 | Speaker 4:

like to uh talk when you're getting a pedicure or do you like to sit in silence

00:06:38 - 00:06:51 | Speaker 2:

well my sister does my pedicure so it's funny because we're constantly arguing and she's like your fear disgusting so i mean i guess yes and no my my wife goes to somebody i

00:06:51 - 00:07:05 | Speaker 4:

won't say who it is but my wife goes to somebody she always gets good gossip so she always yeah I'll say, how was your pedicure and stuff? And she'll go, oh, it was great. Did you know that something? And I'm going, wow. You get some good gossip out of the whole deal.

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