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Headphones Weren't On
Mojo In The Morning

Headphones Weren't On

from Mojo In The Morning

November 22, 2022 | 00:10:14 | Leisure

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00:01:25 - 00:04:24 | Speaker 1:

Uh, yesterday was a weird day for me. So yesterday I felt like anything, and it must be that whole Mars is in Uranus or something like that, whatever the deal is. Um, but yesterday I had like technology issues. It was crazy. I drove and you know how cold it was. I drove with my window, my back window open for a while. And I'm like, this car's not getting any warmer. And I couldn't figure out because I couldn't hear, like, the wind noise. Have you ever done that before? Yes. And you're driving and you're like, why is it so cold in here? And I almost ended up calling Gordon Chevrolet, like, I need to bring my car in because it wasn't getting any hotter. And then I go, my back window's open. And then let me tell you this story, okay? This is the crazy one. So I am on the mission to try to find stuff for Thanksgiving. And the stores are crazy. The Costco's crazy. I mean, there's, like, people there, like, it's the last day before Thanksgiving. It's, like, the middle of the day. Do people not work on Tuesday afternoons? And I'm walking. Yesterday was Monday. Oh, crap. There you go. Today is Tuesday afternoon. Mars is in your way. Exactly. So I'm walking around Costco to kind of get some things, you know, for our Thanksgiving meal. But I always have to stop at the start of the store where they have the computers and the headphones and the phones and all the rest of that stuff. The jewelry. I don't know why I go there. I don't buy anything at all. Like, I don't usually get it unless it's the Christmas gift or something for somebody. But I go through it and I just have to look at it for some reason. And then I occasionally will just sit there and go, maybe I should, you know, and I'm like, no, I'm not going to do it because I don't want to spend the money on it. So I put my earbuds in, but I have these like Beats headphones that I use. They're like Bluetooth. And I figured, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to put them in and I'm going to listen to. I was trying to watch. Joe had told me about this Bill Burr Red Rock special that was on Netflix that he said was hysterical. It is really good. Oh, and I love Bill Burr. I think he's hysterically funny. So I'm listening to it while I'm walking around Costco. And as I'm walking around Costco, at some point during the time that I'm listening to it, I notice people staring at me. And they're looking at me like I was like with my zipper down or naked or something. And I couldn't understand what the hell they were looking at. Like I didn't understand why I was getting these weird looks. So I take my ear pod out in my ear because I got it in there. And I take it out like this, like I'm doing right now And I go, oh, I'm still hearing The whole time I was listening To the Bill Burr special Which he's swearing, and he's like, got all this stuff in He's like talking My phone had it playing on the speaker

00:04:24 - 00:04:29 | Speaker 3:

It wasn't connected It wasn't connected So you're broadcasting it to the whole store

00:04:29 - 00:04:31 | Speaker 1:

So I'm broadcasting to Which, by the way

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Look at this dumb old man

00:04:33 - 00:04:37 | Speaker 2:

That comedy special's a little inappropriate

00:04:37 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 1:

There was some stuff in there that, yes, definitely. But I had people kind of like looking at me. Actually, one guy, it's so funny now to think about this. The guy who works at the Verizon or whatever it is, like selling the phones, kind of started laughing at one point. And when he started laughing at one point, it was when I started laughing. I thought he was laughing at me laughing. He was laughing at the Bill Burr special. It was crazy.

00:05:00 - 00:05:57 | Speaker 6:

So I have this habit. I'm like, oh, crap. But it's for some reason, it came off of Bluetooth off of my thing. And it's done that before where all of a sudden my Bluetooth disconnects with the thing. But I'm just listening along. Here I'm driving with my windows open. I got this thing. That Mars, it's not, it's Mars in retrograde. It's not, what's the other one that we always talk about? Mercury. Mercury in retrograde. So there's something crazy going on right now in this world. So I wanted to ask this question. Have you ever had that happen to you where you're on your headphones or you had your headphones and only to know that your headphones weren't out? And what did people hear because you were you were watching or what did they get a chance to to, you know, hear a comment or whatever? Because you got your headphones in and you're like feeling fine, like, hey, OK, I can listen to a personal conversation. Nobody else can hear it. And then all of a sudden it comes off of that.

00:05:57 - 00:06:08 | Speaker 1:

Not the same thing, but similar while we're waiting for calls. Have you ever been next to a car at a red light or even just driving on a road and you can hear the person's entire conversation that they're having in the car?

00:06:08 - 00:06:08 | Speaker 6:

Yes.

00:06:09 - 00:06:21 | Speaker 1:

That happened to me yesterday in a parking lot. The person was sitting in the car next to me. And as I'm trying to get all the stuff out of my car, I could hear the whole conversation that they were having. I'm like, I mean, it wasn't inappropriate, but still it's personal.

00:06:22 - 00:06:23 | Speaker 6:

It always sounds like somebody's yelling too.

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Yeah.

00:06:24 - 00:06:26 | Speaker 6:

That's just the volume. It's so loud.

00:06:27 - 00:06:33 | Speaker 1:

Like, you've got to know that the person in the car next to you at the red light with their windows rolled up can still hear you.

00:06:34 - 00:06:59 | Speaker 6:

I'm telling you that's happened where I've had it up loud talking to people. And I get to a red light. And when people start looking at me, I realize, oh, they're looking at me because they can hear something going off. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548, where the text is 95500 to get through to us. They have everything now at Costco.

00:06:59 - 00:07:10 | Speaker 1:

I wish you would have told me you were going because I don't have my own membership. I mooch off of my sister and my friend Ashley and Wes. But I needed something and nobody was going yesterday. I wish I would have known.

00:07:10 - 00:07:34 | Speaker 6:

You can go in there and you can buy everything from the prepaid made turkey to the stuffing to the mashed potatoes to everything. Like literally you can buy it now. Like you don't have – and I know they have this at stores too, like grocery stores and stuff. Yeah, but it's not the same price. I mean Costco is – They have like stacks of pies and stuff that are all over that place. So, I don't know. What's up, Mojo in the Morning? Hello.

00:07:35 - 00:08:26 | Speaker 4:

Hi. I have kind of like a similar situation. It's not headphones, but it's like a speaker from my TV outside in my house. The story is I was inside listening to Wolf of Wall Street, the movie, watching it, and I didn't know it was playing outside, and I had these young boys doing landscaping for me and after about 45 minutes they come and knock on my sliding glass door and they're like um i think you need to turn your tv off because the scene was where do you know that movie oh yeah oh yes what's what scene was it the scene was the one where the wife is telling him like this is the last time he's going to get to bake cookies oh my god i was so embarrassed because They were, like, 14 years old. It was awful. And I had no idea it was playing outside. That's awesome.

00:08:27 - 00:08:29 | Speaker 6:

Thank you for the call. What's up, Rachel? How you doing?

00:08:30 - 00:08:48 | Speaker 2:

I was at work listening to Mojo in the Morning on iHeartRadio, and I was listening to Six on Sex. I didn't realize my whole office could hear. Oh, boy. I was broadcasting to my headphones, and they all heard the Six on Sex report.

00:08:48 - 00:08:58 | Speaker 6:

Oh, my God. I got that in an hour. It's coming up in an hour, so get ready to turn it up, okay? Okay. Take care of yourself. Oh, my God, that's funny. That's one way to share our show. What's up, Donna?

00:08:59 - 00:09:00 | Speaker 5:

Hey, how you doing, Mojo?

00:09:00 - 00:09:01 | Speaker 6:

Doing great.

00:09:02 - 00:09:31 | Speaker 5:

Hey, listen, so one day I was in a gynecologist's office in a waiting room, and I'm waiting for my appointment. So I'm on Instagram, and I'm looking at recipes. So I go to turn the volume up, and an ad comes on for vaginal dark dryness. everyone just bust out laughing i was so embarrassed you were in the right place for that

00:09:31 - 00:09:41 | Speaker 6:

exactly mary kate what's up hi hi we're talking about when people can overhear your what you're

00:09:41 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 3:

listening to so i have a very similar story um i was at a red light in toledo um and you know i had my windows on because it's summer and the guy next to me was gonna stop too and he had his windows down in his own conversation i'm great oh god this is annoying

00:10:00 - 00:10:05 | Speaker 6:

and so i'm sitting at this really long stoplight and all i could tell was that the guy was talking

00:10:05 - 00:10:11 | Speaker 4:

to talking to who i'm sorry say that your phone's gonna find out wait wait the guy was talking to

00:10:11 - 00:10:31 | Speaker 6:

who and then it cut out the guy was what the guy was talking to a woman um but the woman kept saying she's gonna find out she's gonna find out about us no no we're good we're good we're good and i'm like oh my god and then he's like amelia will never find out and i'm like whoever amelia in Toledo is, your husband or your boyfriend is cheating on you.

00:10:31 - 00:10:37 | Speaker 4:

Oh, my gosh. Five Amelia's there, too. Wow. Dory, what's up?

00:10:38 - 00:11:07 | Speaker 7:

Hi. So I have a story of when I was in high school, my girlfriend was actually the daughter of our principal, and we were hanging out in her bedroom, and all of a sudden her Bluetooth speaker starts playing some very dirty things, like these sounds coming out of nowhere. We're like, what the heck is that? Come to find out, her stepfather, my principal, was having a little fun in his bedroom.

00:11:07 - 00:11:12 | Speaker 5:

Didn't realize that his daughter was connected to our speaker. Oh, no.

00:11:14 - 00:11:25 | Speaker 7:

Oh, my gosh. We're like 14, 15 years old, just hanging out. Oh, my God, what the heck? Oh, my gosh, that's bad.

00:11:25 - 00:11:30 | Speaker 4:

Oh, my God. Did he know that you guys could hear it, or did you guys never tell him?

00:11:30 - 00:11:40 | Speaker 7:

Oh, God, no. We kept it a big secret. I think we did end up telling her mom, just brought her into the room, like, what's going on? Where is this coming from? And she's like, oh, God, girls, just let it go.

00:11:42 - 00:11:45 | Speaker 4:

That's fantastic. Thank you for the call. Take care of yourself.

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