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Yeah, and I just want to say, shout out to Lindsay, who I met this weekend and she told me this story. I love a good person who has no filter and was like, let me tell you about the worst things about my life. And Lindsay was telling me about her son and how she can't go to the bathroom in public anymore because every time, and sorry, this is a little TMI, but every time she'll, like, pull down her pants and sit down, her kid knows that that's the most vulnerable moment, which, by the way, this kid is very smart. But he knows that that's his chance to escape. And every time she goes to use a public bathroom with stalls, he bolts from under the doors as soon as she starts to go to the bathroom.

Oh, my gosh. No. Genius. Genius. This kid was like, oh, you're vulnerable?

I'm out. Okay. Because he knows Bob can't chase him for a good 30 seconds. So if he can get out the door, that kid will get out of the door.

How old is this kid?

How old is the little one?

Like Milo's age? like yeah can I can I ask a question um and I want to get to this because I wonder if there are any other parents that have ever had this happen to them where their kids all of a sudden you know run away are there any kids that remember having to sit in the stall

while their mommy was making a duty like can I tell you something being on the other side of that and Mike you can speak to this it's like the stare that I get from Smith lately like he's starting to be like why do you have that there why do you have what like i had to explain a tampon recently and i'm like this was like can you turn around that's what i have to say now in the stall

turn around i would almost rather that they focus on on you though though than trying to peek under

the other side and look at the person next to you mommy what is a vagina all right so 844 mojo live

844-665-6548. So, Lindsay would go to the bathroom, and her little one, that little devil, crawls on the ground. Oh, God, the grossness of crawling on a public bathroom ground. And then just takes off. Where does he end up going? Does he end up just running away?

Thankfully, he's little enough where she was like, depending on the bathroom door. Like, she won't go to a bathroom anymore in public unless it's like a family stall where she can lock the door and get up if she needs to. But he'll, like, bolt, bolt. So she doesn't even go to the bathroom in public anymore. Like, if she's running errands, and she's at, like, a Target, and she has to go to the bathroom, she's packing everybody up, and she's going home. And this is why we don't shame parents who put their kids on leashes. Because as a child who was put on a leash, sometimes it's mandatory to keep that child alive. I would not be here if my dad did not put me on a leash. I would be dead.

You know what? I will tell you this. Target has great family bathrooms, though.

Do they go?

Typically, they're actually, you know, there's a lot of room in them. And listen, I'm not bringing any young kids in with me because my kids aren't young anymore. But I'm looking around going, hey, you could pretty much put a kid here if you want to. So what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. Who is this? Samantha?

Good morning. Yes.

Hi.

Hi. When my daughter was like a year and a half, that was when her terrible tooth started. and I don't know what I ate, but it was like an emergency situation, and I tucked her little raincoat onto the purse hook in the stall, so she wouldn't go anywhere.

That's smart.

Honestly, kind of genius. That's great times. I mean, I could not get up anytime soon to get her, so we kind of played patty cake while she hung with her. No, right to jail. Right to jail. No.

No, no, no.

Oh, that's classic. I love it. Sam, that's awesome. Thank you. Thank you for the call.

No problem. Creativity point.

Text her here. Text her here. Mojo, you asked, has anybody ever remembered actually having to be in the bathroom with their parents? I remember my mom always taking me into the bathroom with her, and I would have to sit there while she was.

is making stinkies.

Oh, not the grumpies.

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