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Her Mom Buys Her Slutty Clothes
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Her Mom Buys Her Slutty Clothes

from Mojo In The Morning

February 23, 2023 | 00:07:56 | Leisure

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00:01:21 - 00:01:42 | Speaker 3:

Mojo on the morning show. It's good to have you guys listening. Mojo, Spike, Shannon, Megan, Mike. So this is pretty wild. Mom is trying to slut her up. Usually the parents don't want their kids dressing more slutty, but this mom does.

00:01:43 - 00:02:23 | Speaker 5:

Well, so this is so funny. So one of my really good girlfriends is a teacher. Excuse me. And we met for dinner the other night. Actually, Mojo, we went to one of your favorite places again, Addie's Gourmet. And shout out to them. I love that place. And so she shows up and she walks in and she sits down and she takes off her coat. And normally she's a very, I would say, conservative dresser. And she would agree with me on that. And what she was wearing was just totally not her, in my opinion. It was like this, I don't know, like see-through, off the shoulder with like rips and holes, like sweater, like shirt thing. I don't even know how to describe it.

00:02:23 - 00:02:25 | Speaker 3:

It was a very sexy thing.

00:02:25 - 00:02:27 | Speaker 5:

It was a really sexy outfit.

00:02:27 - 00:02:31 | Speaker 3:

Was she coming from, you said she's a school teacher? Yeah. Was she coming from school?

00:02:32 - 00:02:34 | Speaker 5:

She was off of school, so I don't know where she was coming from.

00:02:34 - 00:02:36 | Speaker 3:

I would love my teachers to dress like that.

00:02:36 - 00:03:01 | Speaker 5:

But I didn't say anything. And then finally she said, do you like my shirt? And I said, I do. It's just not something that I would think that you would pick out. Like it's not, it doesn't look like you. And she said that her mom got it for her. Her mom lives with her. Her mom's in her late 70s, by the way. I think she's 78, 79. Like, she's pushing 80.

00:03:02 - 00:03:03 | Speaker 3:

Now I get the visuals.

00:03:03 - 00:03:11 | Speaker 5:

And her mom has been buying her clothes because she thinks that she dresses too frumpy. And that's why she's still single.

00:03:11 - 00:03:15 | Speaker 2:

Oh, my God. Give that little slut a hug. Isn't that great?

00:03:16 - 00:03:21 | Speaker 5:

So she's like, I don't want to disrespect my mom. so I'm wearing all the stuff that she's been buying me.

00:03:21 - 00:03:26 | Speaker 3:

That's wild. Isn't that so funny? What a funny story. So mom is trying to...

00:03:26 - 00:03:28 | Speaker 5:

Trying to sex her up a little bit.

00:03:28 - 00:03:32 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, that's interesting. Who would have thought mom would be 70 years old and doing this whole thing, huh?

00:03:32 - 00:03:33 | Speaker 5:

Oh, yeah.

00:03:33 - 00:03:37 | Speaker 3:

So where does a 70-year-old mom go to? I don't know.

00:03:37 - 00:03:44 | Speaker 5:

I didn't ask her where she got it from, but... That's pretty wild. I don't have to ask her right now, but it was so funny. She said every day she's coming home with something for her.

00:03:44 - 00:03:59 | Speaker 3:

So where? Do moms... Wait, are there any listeners? This is a good one. Are there any listeners who are single and their mom is trying to get you married off or get you dating? So they're doing things to get you dating.

00:03:59 - 00:04:12 | Speaker 5:

Spruce you up a little bit so that men find you more attractive. Nothing like the ones that are really close to you telling you you look frumpy looking. That's what her mom said. That's what her mom said. She dresses too frumpy.

00:04:13 - 00:04:17 | Speaker 3:

I wonder sometimes if moms are the worst at this.

00:04:17 - 00:04:19 | Speaker 5:

They are. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

00:04:21 - 00:04:27 | Speaker 3:

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00:04:28 - 00:04:34 | Speaker 1:

Is it that the moms want son-in-law and grandkids and they just want to rush things along?

00:04:35 - 00:04:38 | Speaker 3:

Did you like the look that she had? Like, does mom has good taste?

00:04:39 - 00:04:43 | Speaker 5:

I mean, it was cute. It just wasn't something that I would ever see her normally wearing.

00:04:44 - 00:04:48 | Speaker 3:

Yeah. Yeah. Because, I mean, that's pretty...

00:04:48 - 00:04:55 | Speaker 5:

Like, if you came into this studio one morning wearing anything but a black shirt, something's up. I know that you did not buy that shirt.

00:04:55 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 3:

My mom wanted me to slut it up a little bit. She said I was a little too from me. It was like that.

00:05:00 - 00:05:08 | Speaker 4:

Who stole my clothes? What's going on? Hi, Randy. Brandy? Yes, Brandy. I'm sorry.

00:05:09 - 00:05:19 | Speaker 7:

I'm old. No, it's fine. So those 70-year-old moms you're talking about, you've got to remember, those are like the Woodstock and the 70s moms. They grew up then.

00:05:19 - 00:05:24 | Speaker 4:

Oh, I never thought about that. Their era was to kind of be more wild and free, right?

00:05:25 - 00:05:29 | Speaker 7:

Oh, yeah. My mom's 65, and she dresses way hoochie.

00:05:30 - 00:05:37 | Speaker 4:

Wait, that's a funny topic to this one. Whose mom dresses sluttier than them? You have to call us up and tell us. Your mom does?

00:05:38 - 00:05:38 | Speaker 7:

Yes.

00:05:39 - 00:05:41 | Speaker 4:

She shows it off, huh? That's funny.

00:05:41 - 00:05:45 | Speaker 7:

Hey, and she gets complimented. Everybody thinks she's my sister. Wow, good for her.

00:05:45 - 00:05:46 | Speaker 4:

Good for her, yes. What's up, Dani?

00:05:48 - 00:05:54 | Speaker 7:

Hi, I have one to kind of go with this. My grandma got me lingerie for my bridal shower.

00:05:54 - 00:05:58 | Speaker 2:

Oh, God. Oh, my gosh. Oh, yeah.

00:05:58 - 00:06:00 | Speaker 6:

It was totally awkward.

00:06:01 - 00:06:04 | Speaker 4:

Was it nice lingerie or was it like grandma?

00:06:04 - 00:06:06 | Speaker 6:

It actually was. It was really cute.

00:06:07 - 00:06:12 | Speaker 9:

Like, it was a shock. Grandma's got good taste.

00:06:12 - 00:06:19 | Speaker 4:

So do you wear that lingerie and say to your husband, Mom bought this for us or Grandma bought this for us?

00:06:20 - 00:06:26 | Speaker 8:

I think we kind of just kind of forget that who got it just to enjoy it.

00:06:26 - 00:06:33 | Speaker 4:

I would have a hard time if all of a sudden in the middle of it, then I would go, grandma bought me the, you know? What's going on, Alex?

00:06:34 - 00:06:54 | Speaker 8:

Good morning, guys. Good morning. Hello. Yeah. So I just turned 30 last week and having dinner with my parents and my mom kind of looked up at me and she's like, you just don't take care of your hair anymore. And I was like, oh? She's like, yeah, you know, you really, I'm going to pay for you to go get your hair dyed because all your grades are showing. Yeah.

00:06:55 - 00:07:13 | Speaker 9:

You actually just reminded me, my mom and my sisters, when I was single, they had said to me that I had a mustache. This was years and years ago. You have a mustache and nobody's ever going to want to kiss you. So they actually took me to the salon to get it waxed. Oh, God, we love them. Yeah, we do.

00:07:14 - 00:07:21 | Speaker 4:

And look what happened. You found a man out of the deal. Does he like your mustache? Do you have to continue to do that?

00:07:21 - 00:07:23 | Speaker 9:

This was like when I was in college.

00:07:23 - 00:07:25 | Speaker 4:

Oh, okay. What's up, Jennifer?

00:07:27 - 00:07:28 | Speaker 6:

Hi. How are you guys?

00:07:28 - 00:07:28 | Speaker 4:

Good. What's going on?

00:07:30 - 00:07:57 | Speaker 6:

So my mom is 65. I'm in my 30s. I've had to. My mom and I swap clothes all the time, but I would literally be caught dead if I've seen some of the things that my mom has, that she wasn't even swapping with me, that I've gone through her closet, like leather things, like stringy things, you know, and I've taken them out of her closet, because if I saw my mom wearing those in her 60s, I mean, don't get me wrong.

00:07:57 - 00:08:00 | Speaker 4:

So wait, you confiscate your mom's hot clothes?

00:08:01 - 00:08:11 | Speaker 6:

Yes, and I confiscate them for myself, but not because she would look bad in them, but because I would literally be caught dead if I saw my mom wearing them. Oh, you'd feel so weird. She'd probably look better in them than me.

00:08:14 - 00:08:16 | Speaker 4:

Jacob, what's up? It's Mojo in the Morning.

00:08:17 - 00:08:40 | Speaker 5:

Hi, my name is Jacob. My grandma does this to my siblings all the time. My siblings are in high school and college, and I feel like my grandma finds a new boy for them every week. There's a new person coming in, and then she also buys presents all the time, and their outfits are a little much at times. I'm like, did grandma really buy that for you?

00:08:40 - 00:08:43 | Speaker 4:

Does grandma have good taste in the guys that she picks out?

00:08:44 - 00:08:52 | Speaker 5:

Honestly, yeah. She's a nice little Jewish grandma, so she was always signing these little Jewish boys that are actually very, very nice boys, but my siblings never go for them.

00:08:53 - 00:08:54 | Speaker 4:

That's funny.

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Do you... Is that what... I don't... Yes.

00:09:00 - 00:09:06 | Speaker 9:

Fiddler on the Roof is all about the Yenta, the matchmaker, and their little Jewish village trying to set up all the single daughters.

00:09:06 - 00:09:08 | Speaker 5:

Yeah. Exactly. Exactly.

00:09:10 - 00:09:14 | Speaker 4:

All right. Well, thank you for the call. Of course. Have a good one, guys. All right. Take care of yourself.

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