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Her Perfume Stinks!
Mojo In The Morning

Her Perfume Stinks!

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April 23, 2025 | 00:08:36 | Leisure

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00:02:05 - 00:02:11 | Speaker 5:

uh shannon i could tell that your voice is uh kind of gone a little bit are you coming down

00:02:11 - 00:02:23 | Speaker 7:

with something are you doing i hope not but my it feels like i feel okay i don't feel 100 but it's my throat is just like raw feels like i'm swallowing in marble on one side i have uh

00:02:23 - 00:02:39 | Speaker 5:

uh something but it's i think it's congestion or something like that like i feel like i'm a little congestion congested which is actually not bad uh because i just blow my nose and uh then i don't have to also smell what goes on in this radio studios i i feel good about that actually

00:02:39 - 00:02:56 | Speaker 7:

okay i have a question for you yeah if i was wearing a perfume that you guys hated or if i was wearing too much perfume because i've pretty much pretty much worn the same perfume for like the past five years yeah would you say something to me yes uh you say no you say yes yeah you say

00:02:56 - 00:03:01 | Speaker 5:

I would, because I think that we're all close enough that I could say something to you.

00:03:01 - 00:03:03 | Speaker 6:

Have I ever worn a perfume or too much perfume?

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No, I don't think so.

00:03:04 - 00:03:09 | Speaker 6:

No, I don't feel like I've smelled you a lot, but I feel like when I have come across your scent, it's been pleasant.

00:03:09 - 00:03:26 | Speaker 5:

I will say this. I would much rather tell you that than tell you, and I have had this happen where I've had co-workers that have bad body odor. I won't tell you you smell bad. Yeah. That's a tough one. I will tell you you have excessive perfume or, oh, what, Shannon, what is that?

00:03:26 - 00:03:48 | Speaker 7:

If there's somebody that works in this office, in this building, that has really yucky perfume, scent, and I know it's her choice, but she also really wears a lot of it. I noticed it yesterday. I'm like, what's bad? Perfume is something that you wear for yourself. I know.

00:03:48 - 00:03:55 | Speaker 8:

That's why I have an easier time telling you, and it would be difficult, that you smell rather than, like, I don't like your perfume.

00:03:55 - 00:04:02 | Speaker 7:

You can't. That's what I'm saying. I could never say that to her. I know. And it's not. Because they're choosing that to make themselves feel like they're their best. Because they like it.

00:04:02 - 00:04:05 | Speaker 6:

But it's a shared experience, even though they like it.

00:04:05 - 00:04:19 | Speaker 7:

Like, it would be one thing, because you said you would tell me, if you said you got to, you know, lessen the number of sprays before you come in in the morning versus whatever that perfume is, it's thanks.

00:04:19 - 00:04:28 | Speaker 8:

It's like makeup. Like, you could come in with blue eyeshadow and you can say, well, it's a shared experience. I have to look at your face. But, like, they're choosing to wear it because they feel their best in it.

00:04:28 - 00:04:28 | Speaker 7:

Yeah.

00:04:28 - 00:04:32 | Speaker 5:

Go ahead. I think makeup is different. I completely agree with you.

00:04:32 - 00:04:38 | Speaker 7:

This is, and I noticed it especially yesterday because I could taste it. That's right.

00:04:38 - 00:04:43 | Speaker 6:

I could taste it. The makeup is, it only, unless it has a scent, you're just looking like that.

00:04:43 - 00:04:45 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, makeup is their looks. It's not affecting mine.

00:04:45 - 00:04:52 | Speaker 8:

Is this an intervention? It is not you. It is not you. Megan? Well, I will be the first one to admit I put on way too much perfume.

00:04:52 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 7:

I don't smell you. I never smell you either. What? Every once in a very great while, I will. And I know that you can.

00:05:00 - 00:05:09 | Speaker 5:

a little perfume bottle on the table in your hallway right before you i do leave your apartment i do so i'm like oh she spritzed herself today but normally nine out of ten days i do not smell

00:05:09 - 00:05:44 | Speaker 6:

you all of my perfumes are are literally lined up on the table next to the bowl where my keys are to leave so like i spray myself before i leave and i okay i'm on i'm on black tiktok and they talk about well yes i have learned so much thank you african net sponges thank you Like, I have learned everything from black women who have laid down the groundwork for me. Thank you so much. I appreciate everything you do and teach me. But white people, we smell. And we, like, I have learned that we smell so bad it's not even funny.

00:05:45 - 00:05:45 | Speaker 3:

Speak for yourself.

00:05:46 - 00:05:50 | Speaker 6:

No, no, no, no. The entire black community is telling us we smell.

00:05:50 - 00:06:12 | Speaker 5:

You know, funny that you're saying this because Wes's best friend in the entire world is from Trinidad. And he has this thing that he always makes a comment. And he's been to our house only once or twice. He makes a comment about this. All white people houses smell the same. And I said, what do white people houses smell like? And he said, eucalyptus and wet dog. Wet dog?

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That's funny.

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Apparently smell like wet dog and pennies and hot dogs. It's so bad. Pennies and hot dogs is what I have heard. so every time I leave the house I spray myself like I'm not kidding you 10 times with perfume because I would rather smell like overwhelming perfume than wet dog

00:06:27 - 00:06:38 | Speaker 5:

but this person in the office like yesterday once I noticed it and like I said I could taste it then I found myself going down this hallway instead of down this hallway just to avoid it

00:06:38 - 00:07:06 | Speaker 3:

I know who you're talking about because you and I have had this conversation about this person and the sad part is that I think this person's perfume smells like excessive urine or something like it's got like a it's a really interesting smell it's got like a urany smell to it you know what i mean like it's not even like a flowery smell it's like really kind of it's hard and i think that the problem is they do spray it a lot and i know when they're here based on when i smell

00:07:06 - 00:07:31 | Speaker 1:

that perfume abe what's going on hey good morning guys good morning good morning what's going on hey um one time i i bought it like this cologne from a tiktok shop and i thought it smelled pretty dope so i put it on i put a lot of it on i'm not gonna lie if you were getting ready to go out when i go to my buddy's house they made me stand outside until like it started to air out because they were like dude you put way too much on we can't breathe

00:07:31 - 00:07:53 | Speaker 3:

well you know what i like your buddies though that your buddies are at least willing to be honest with you yeah if you can't be honest with your buddies you just can't do this with a co-worker because you could probably get called into human resources for doing that uh this is not by the way that we've talked about that that was it for truly smell actually it's not that that actually

00:07:53 - 00:07:59 | Speaker 5:

makes me nauseous that yeah i hate that smell so much it's it's definitely not that what it is is

00:07:59 - 00:08:11 | Speaker 3:

it's it's i don't know and i think it's expensive too like i think whoever has this they probably spent a lot for it and unfortunately it's not meant to have a lot of it on i also feel like

00:08:11 - 00:08:26 | Speaker 4:

one of the worst environments if we're talking about like environments where perfume and cologne just don't coincide when you get into an uber you get into an uber and they're the ones with the banging perfume and cologne and you gotta roll down the window and then you know you're

00:08:26 - 00:08:31 | Speaker 5:

gonna get out and go to your event and you smell like that you know what else is uh senses car

00:08:31 - 00:08:41 | Speaker 3:

scent things i don't like car scent things when it's explosive oh it's awful especially when somebody has the it's black i think it is it's like oh black ice you gotta relax it's awful

00:08:41 - 00:08:51 | Speaker 6:

What? You like black ice? No, black ice. He's wild. Are you serious? He's so wild. I have the oil that you have to tip upside down and it goes into the wood cap and then it dissipates in your car.

00:08:51 - 00:08:53 | Speaker 3:

Oh, it's so good. What's up, Tina? Hi.

00:08:55 - 00:09:03 | Speaker 7:

So I work in the office. I'm a black lady, by the way. What's up, black lady? You are? Really? What up, my dog? What up, T?

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Hold on a second. Come on.

00:09:05 - 00:09:14 | Speaker 7:

I work in the office with majority white people and they do not smell. That's me. That makes me feel better Can I just say

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You're the only black person I've ever heard that from No, every white person don't say No, no, no, no But I'm saying the majority of us

00:09:23 - 00:09:25 | Speaker 4:

No, I don't say the majority Where are the white women at?

00:09:26 - 00:09:29 | Speaker 3:

Listen, I love that you said that, Tina That's very kind of you to say that

00:09:29 - 00:09:34 | Speaker 6:

This one video had, like, I'm not kidding you 3.5 million likes on it And we're talking about how we smell

00:09:34 - 00:09:39 | Speaker 3:

Jen, what's going on? Hi, Jen

00:09:39 - 00:09:53 | Speaker 2:

hello hey what's up so if it smells it has a urine smell like the perfume that's a musk perfume interesting main ingredient the main ingredient in any musk perfume is literally

00:09:53 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 3:

ox urine interesting are you did you work at the perfume counter at macy's or where'd you work

00:10:00 - 00:10:11 | Speaker 2:

i did not like i read a lot of stuff yeah let me ask you this in your reading because when i hear ox yarn and all that is this more of a mating thing like is she spraying this to try to get

00:10:11 - 00:10:22 | Speaker 6:

her pheromones working you know what i'm not sure yeah i am not sure but i know i read that one time and it stuck with me because i don't like a mustache my mom wears that a lot i don't okay

00:10:22 - 00:10:40 | Speaker 3:

my favorite is you ever go through the perfume section of the store the department store at them all, and you'll go through, and they'll be like, hey, I want you to try your scent. I'm like, I've got the scent of five other tables and counters right in front of me. Well, I can tell you this. This person will be in probably about 902.

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