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To Mojo in the morning. Can I complain for a second here right now? Can I just give a little complaint for just a second?

You never complain, sir. I don't.

I know I never complain. By the way, I complain all the freaking time. Everything is a complaint, right? What, what, what, what? That's my life. But let me complain about a neighbor because I never complain. Actually, I do complain about neighbors. So last night, I go out. My yard, maybe the problem is I don't pick up my dog's poop, and I just have it just sitting on the front yard. I'm not good at picking up my dog's poop. So what happens then is every dog in the neighborhood decides that they're going to crap all over my yard because a lot of people will use my yard as, okay, he's already got crap there. It blends in with his yard. and then my dogs get all crazy and then they get excited over smelling somebody else's crap. You know what's amazing about dogs compared to humans? Humans go into a bathroom that has already just been used and no matter how bad you have to go, you will not go in that bathroom. Right?

If it smells so bad, you mean?

Exactly. If Kev goes and destroys a bathroom, I will go, I don't care how bad I have to go, I will wait and I will go find either another place to go to or I will clamp back up and go Right back into the studio If only you were so lucky Dogs, they enjoy their friends' duties that they have Sometimes they eat it Yes Could you imagine if we ate duty? Has anybody ever, by the way, done that? Call us if you have

I've never been that hungry

Alright, I want to know if there's anybody that's been like a dog and did that So, last night, or yesterday afternoon I took the dogs out to go duty And I saw something on my yard I actually sent a picture to you guys I want you to look at something That's the picture that's there That is my mailbox, okay At the base of my mailbox What is down there?

Can you see? I'm looking for the dang picture

Here, I'll show it to you right here You want to see it on my computer? There it is, exhibit A What is on the base of the thing?

Oh yes, that is a green poop bag

It's a duty bag wrapped up, right? And some extra poop left on the sidewalk Why would a neighbor be nice enough To pick up their duty But throw their duty bag On my yard

This is a thing

And it's not even garbage day I know neighbors That will not Let you throw your duty bags In their garbage cans Because they get pissed You shouldn't

You shouldn't Because if they only have big garbage bags Full of garbage in there And that's the thing That gets smooshed And left It's so It smells It gets gross Well that's what They get upset about

And it's watery It wasn't even garbage They just throw it Right at my yard I mean these people are savages that live on our street. You are horrible human beings that you guys throw your... It's serious. You know what this is? This is no... You're no better than if you came into my house, crapped right in my toilet, and didn't flush it. That's basically what you're doing. You're just leaving it right there for everyone to see. That happens too sometimes. Well, that's... Is it forgetting?

That's even worse to me, by the way. Then just leave the poop so it can decompose Or get sucked up with the lawnmower But when you leave the bag And this happens to me all the time In one particular spot of my yard Because then I'm like ew Now I have to go out and touch it

Wait you have neighbors that do the same thing They just leave the poop bags

At least a couple times a week And it's in one specific spot Because the way that my driveway is It's on the side of my house And then I have this little area where it's like wood And then my yard goes up and then there's like trees right there. So they always just, it's got to be the same person. You got to get a ring camera. They just drop it right there.

I want to put a ring camera so bad up front of my house.

I have a ring camera there actually, now that I think about it. You got to look.

I have one in front of my garage and my front door, but I don't have one that gets the end of the driveway. I want to put a ring camera on my mailbox. I want to put one in my mailbox. I want to see the person, the mail person's face. and then print out images and put them in everyone's mailbox okay so here's my question

to you uh what is worse is leaving the poop leaving the bag or what happened to me yesterday because we are experiencing diarrhea fest 2024 in our house with the dogs right now i don't know what they've been eating so bo go like we're on a walk and he goes to the bathroom but it's like really not liquidy but definitely not solid so i take out the bag and i'm like ripping up the grass as i'm trying to get all of this out and then i looked and i'm like well now i just left a hole in the first one i said like what's worse should i have just left it or should i have prayed for rain or a sprinkler system now they've got a bald spot bring a water bottle and just

Hope they have a sprinkler that goes on in the morning. What's up, Maria?

Hey, I just want to say that I'm a little guilty of that, but I don't do it for that reason. Here's what I do. If I'm, like, power walking with a dog, I have the poop bag, I get the poop, and I leave it sometimes a little bit on the side of the road somewhere where I will remember to come back and pick it up closer to home.

But do you remember the 21st day of September?

But do your poop bags not have that hook on it that you can attach it to so you don't have to hold on to it, but you don't leave it in somebody's yard?

I don't want poop while I'm walking, banging around. Yeah, it's gross. So I just leave it and pick it up later, but I have forgotten one time. And it wasn't at your house, Mojo.

Maria, where do you live? I know you live in the brown house down the street, don't you?

No, I live in Bloomfield, but actually I used to live on your street when I grew up. Oh, did you really?

Oh, wow. That's interesting.

I won't say the name of the street, but I know the lake and I live down there, yep.

Oh, that's nice. Okay. Well, you know what? Now I know that you do this. I'm finding out where...

Oh, no, but you know what? Maybe you picked up the poop bag too soon. And maybe that person was jogging back and going to pick it up at your mailbox.

I should have waited outside. What I should have done is I should have gotten like a chair and sat out in front and waited for them to come back. Put an air tag on it. Yeah. That's it. Put an air tag. Oh, my God. That's a great idea. And then find out exactly who it was that did it. Hey, thanks for the call. Appreciate you, Maria. What's up, Chris?

Hey, how are you?

Good.

Good. This is the pickle tongue girl from last week. I remember you. so this is great so this is what you need to do my dad lives on a corner house and people leave crap in his yard literally dog crap you know um all the time yeah and it's just one particular person so what my dad did is he collected the dog crap like over like several days i think it was like a week he kept it in like i don't know where he kept it out and asked for details but anyway Then he put the dog crap in a pile at the corner of his yard with a sign that said, if this is your dog crap, please pick it up and take it to your home. The next day, the next day it was gone. Oh, my God.

Somebody did.

That's when you got to put the camera. He never gets crapped on again.

That is actually great. By the way, Chelsea knows that I'm lazy as hell. I don't do anything at all. Could you imagine I'm out there shoveling everybody's crap and making it?

Well, she might appreciate it.

Yeah, she probably would. We used to do this with the kids where we would get mad at the kids and we would make them all go pick up all the duty in the front yard. I'm telling you, they had, like, you couldn't believe how much bags of stuff. We think that the lawnmower goes over it and, you know, sucks it up. It doesn't. It just kind of, like, leaves it there.

That's how Smith's making money right now. Is he? Is he? Scoop or scooping?

That's his job.

For real. That's a great. He wants to make money. We're like, you can go scoop poop.

That's a good, you know what? That's good.

He very rarely says yes.

That's because he's stealing money out of your purse, probably. He doesn't need money. Preston, what's up? Hey, how's it going, guys? Good, buddy. What's going on?

First time caller, long time listener. Hey, buddy. Yeah, Preston on the phone.

Thank you.

Appreciate you calling.

I want you guys to know I love the show. Mojo, you're the greatest.

Oh, thank you, man.

Shannon, congratulations on your marriage. I know it's late, but this is the first time I'm able to get in. Thank you. You look great. I love you.

That's so sweet. What about Cav?

Do you have anything for Cav? Maybe next time. My neighborhood, they order us to pick up the poop. So my neighbors, they walk around with a bag. So if they go, you know, poof's in the yard, they got to pick it up, you know, as they go.

So they actually have a neighborhood rule about doing this. What do they do if you don't pick up your poop?

Well, actually, I'm in like a subdivision, a condominium. So it's like the HOA requires that you pick it up. So it's like they get fined if they don't pick it up. So it's kind of crucial.

We actually should do that one time. HOAs are the funniest. We should ask for the craziest HOA stories because I bet you people got some crazy ones where they get into fights and stuff.

Oh, wow. Yeah, that'll be something.

All right, buddy. Well, you have a great day. It was so nice to talk to you, man. Take care of yourself. All right, love you guys. Appreciate it, Preston. Call more often. Please, don't be a stranger.

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