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Mojo in the morning. At this point of the radio show, if we were the Detroit Lions, I would pull us all out of the game And I'd put the B team in right now I'd say alright here we go We gotta put in the weekend guys Bring on I don't know who We have Cole We got EJ Who else

I work on the weekend so I'd still be in the game

Nope I'm taking you out of the game I don't want you to get injured Were you screaming at your television yesterday Because I was screaming at Ford Field I got a chance to go to the game yesterday. Our good friends Will and Jessica took us to the game.

You all look great, too, all four of you.

Oh, thank you. We had such a good time. We had fun. And actually, I don't know if there's a picture of this, but if there is a picture, you have to judge whether I was drunk or I was high.

I was wondering.

I want you to look. You can go look at the pictures that were posted. You can see them more so in one of the pictures I sent you guys.

I'm going to guess. Can I guess now? Go ahead.

Yeah, guess now.

I'm guessing you were very high.

You know what? I'm not going to say until everybody's got their guesses in. But I normally don't do, I will say this. I will go on record to say this. I do not do any form of marriage you wanna. I don't do that. Unless I'm going to TSO on the faded side.

Now, what do you think, Kevin? Shout out TSO. I'm going to go with, I don't know, man. I'm looking at this picture of you holding up your cup and Will's like attempting to drink out of it. You can see that, by the way. Yes. Yeah. So based on that picture with the cup in your hand, I'm just going to go drunk.

Drunk? Okay. What do you think, Megan?

You were on lean.

Yes. You can see that. By the way, you can see this up on our, it's yesterday. It was posted yesterday. It was posted 18 hours ago on our Instagram. You can see the picture of me. So you got visuals to go look at this. Do you think, what does that mean?

You were pulling a Lil Wayne.

I was doing, oh, it was both.

Yeah, was there like a Jolly Rancher in that cup?

Could have been, could have been. I'm going to say that you guys would be right if you said I was high as a freaking kite.

You are high as a fucking kite. Was it gummy? You didn't smoke, right? You didn't smoke, it was gummy.

No, it was gummy. So Will is now a gummy pusher. And so he does gummies to go to bed at night and sleep at night. and so because oh i don't know what in seattle i'm high right now i'm pushing a bunch of buttons because he's he's he's been a frequent shopper and a now card carrying member of the greenhouse in walled lake will is trying to push this on me all the time he's like come on you gotta try it come on man come on man try it try it i'm like will i don't want to try it i don't want to try it so finally at one point i'm like well you took me to the game and it's great seats he's got great seats, club level seats, and I'm going, all right, I'll try it. I tried a half and then it was over. I just said it the whole time like this. It stuck. How long?

How long did it take to kick in?

Okay, so took it in the end of the first quarter. Okay. Took a half of one. Half of a 10, I guess. Will said. So that means what? Five? Five. If I could do my... So I took a half of a 10 and the half of a 10 that I took by about the third quarter, by about the time that I was screaming at Dan Campbell, Take golf out of the game! It's 50 to nothing or whatever. I'm like, what is the world is going on? I was so bad. Oh, and I'm going to say this. I would rather be drunk than be stoned. I don't know. What do you guys think?

I'm with you.

844 Mojo Live. Tell me your thoughts. Shannon, I know you're not a Mary Juana person like I am not. Correct.

Can I tell you something, though?

Yes.

I went to a dispensary for the very first time in my life this weekend. And my girlfriends acted like it was my first time in front of the castle at Walt Disney World. Yeah. And I was that person that I was like very nervous about the whole thing. And it was very strange to me. And I just, I don't know. I don't know.

I honestly.

Because I'm not a big marijuana person at all. Like I do not smoke every once in a very great while. I will take like two, a half of a half of a half of someone's coffee. I can't do it. I'm a wine drinker. I like my wine. Right.

I agree with you.

But they were like outside taking pictures of me. They're like, put your hands over your head. Make a pose pointing to the sign. I'm like, you guys, these are never going to post it anywhere. Ready to party. And then the guy inside was like, I need your phone number. I'm like, well, I'm not going to give you my real phone number. My friend's like, you dummy, don't say that. Just give the fake number, you know? I'm like, I don't want you texting me. My kids use my phone.

You're now in the system, by the way, because you have to give an ID.

I did give an ID.

Yeah, so now you're in the system. You're in the system legally. I was so bad. We were walking out of the game, okay? So these are club-level seats. You go down an escalator to go down. You had to go down two escalators. I literally couldn't step on the escalator. That's how I was doing. You was fading, bro. Which way do I go? Which way do I go?

Which way do I go, George? Which way do I go? If I'm choosing between getting drunk and getting hot, I'm going drunk. Yeah? And I'm really pushing it all in on drunk pause. If it is an edible that I'm getting high for. You can't control that. What an edible, bro? You don't know when that high going away. Hey, Uncle Mojo.

Hey, Will. Uncle Mojo. Hey, Uncle Mojo. Will. What was the name of the edible that you pushed on me yesterday at the game?

Oh, good question. I have the bag right here. I promise I'm not eating them.

they're called good news friday good news friday yay okay and and you said i i got a half of a of

a 10 so that was a five right yeah am i on the phone right now with a lot of my closest friends

that i've never met yet no is it just you and i it's no it's just us just us yeah okay yeah we're just hanging out right now yeah by the way will i i'm gonna tell you that i didn't feel my legs until i went to bed at 10 o'clock last night that was a one o'clock game well i told you you need to

be with someone that you trust undeniably when you ride the ride for the first time now i've taken you up half the ride now i'm gonna take you down the backside when uh oh my god you're You need to be with someone you trust. Pull the audience with the listeners. You need to be in a safe environment with someone you trust. You're going to have a good time. You're going to have a lot of giggles, and you're going to come back for a little bit more.

Oh, no. It's like he's dropping acid for the first time. It was. He didn't babysit her. That's what I felt like. I felt like I was doing that. I couldn't even feel my legs. And you noticed this. You actually had, he had to help me like I was like his grandparent getting on the escalator. He's like, here you go, Uncle Mojo, or Uncle Tommy calls me, and like getting on the thing. Oh, it was awful.

You know who's feeling worse than you? It was the Jacksonville Jaguars by halftime. Damn! That's true. They needed it. They needed it.

Well, thank you for taking the game. I appreciate it, buddy. I'll talk to you soon. Oh, dude.

Miss you guys. See ya.

All right. Love you, buddy. All right. So the Fri-yay. Fri-yay is what you got to go to the greenhouse and get. What's going on, Kelly? Hi.

Hi. I have a very similar story, but unfortunately, it was my brother who ended up taking more than he should have. Oh, jeez. We were on our way to a Michigan football night game a couple years ago. And I said, hey, I've got these really good gummies. Just take a little bite off of it. And I turned back around and grabbed the rest of the piece from him. And he ate it all. And it was 80 milligrams.

He's still hot.

My dad was with us, and he was not impressed, and the whole game, my brother was just staring at the lights and the fireworks. Needless to say, a lot of nacho trips and a lot of beverage trips. Holy crap.

That's awesome. What's up, Andrea? How you doing?

Hey, how are you doing?

We're doing okay, Andrea. I got a little bit of a high hangover this morning, though.

Well, that's funny because I can smoke all the flour in the world, but if I take an edible, I am drooling on myself like I am a baby.

Oh, my gosh. By the way, I never thought that. So edibles are stronger than smoking?

Yeah, they affect your bloodstream differently than smoking flower would.

Okay.

But like I said, I can smoke a lot of flower, but I cannot take even a 5-milligram edible or I'm literally drooling on myself like a baby.

Is this weird we're talking about this in our kids? I know, I know, I know. Can I tell you a great place to be high Is at Ford Field They have the best popcorn I have ever had in my life They've got the butteriest popcorn I was like seriously Eating that thing like it was a travel That's because you were high I was so high Amanda what's going on

Not much

I'd definitely rather be high than drunk

Oh really

My dad used to tell me when I was in high school He'd rather me come home stoned than drunk

Oh jeez wow

Well, that's because you're driving, probably. But I think you can't drive either way. No, no, no.

If I'm high... I can't even start smoking until I'm 23.

I don't know. If I'm high, I'm way more... When I used to get high, I was way more controlled and focused and alert. Like, I made sure everything was right. When it said speed limit 45, I was going 45 exactly. Really? Were you going 45 or were you going like 20?

I said that cruise, baby. Yeah, I said that cruise.

Leslie, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi.

Hi, how are you? So listen, so my son gave my ex-husband and I this brownie with caramel and stuff all over. He gave each one of us one. It was like 120 milligrams. This was like 10 years ago. He said, Mom, now just eat a little bit. So we ate a little bit, and we knew we had to take the grandkids' school shopping that day later on. And we ate a little bit, but we got the munchies. So both of us started eating a little more, and we totally forgot that it was an edible. We ate the whole damn thing. He doesn't want to go School shopping with me To get their uniforms I said oh no you're going And so we get into the store And we're standing in line And this line was so long He just looked at me And snuck off back to the car And I was in the store I felt like I was on acid or mushrooms And I get out to the car And he's like you've got to drive

Why is it that high grandparents are kind of funny Like that is just funny

I have another comment You were talking about neighbors earlier.

Yeah.

So now I said that to my ex-husband. So four years ago, we got divorced, but I brought a new home out in Waterford. So we move into the house, and the neighbors are really strange. So I can't figure it out. So one of the other neighbors tells me, well, they're kind of strange because she's really on the down low. Her husband, who was in prison, was one of the ones that tried to kidnap the governor, Jacob Frank. Oh, geez. Okay.

We don't say names. Yeah. Go ahead. Okay. All right. Okay.

Anyways, so anyway, they ended up moving, which was cool.

Can I ask you an honest question? Are you high right now as you're telling us this stuff, or are you just happy to be on there? You're high. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You're so high, I'm worried. You might try to kidnap the governor, too. Oh, no, don't say that. Holy crap. All right. Well, we'll see you later. By the way, Kev's still only going 25 miles an hour. Can you imagine getting pulled over by the cops for driving too slow? I could imagine.

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