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It's time for more Mojo. Mojo in the morning.

Mojo in the morning. Phone number is 844-MOJO-LIVE. 844-665-6548. Text 95500. If you do text us, do us a favor. Pick up your phone if we call, or you have an out-of-area number that calls you because Lydia wants to get you on the air with us. And she gets very angry if you don't pick up your phone. I don't know. I thought that was Kevin. Was that nice? That's usually Kevin. That was scary. What is it? You should have heard, by the way, when you were off for a couple days, the girls were making fun of you. They were mocking you by doing the imitation of what you do when somebody doesn't answer. They're like, Marlena. You know, like when you do that.

He says mocking as a negative derogatory thing. I was paying homage.

Do it real quick.

We were talking about your feet, too.

That was mocking. That's not surprising. Well, how did that come up in conversation? Shannon.

It was like. Actually, it wasn't me that brought it up, but I did say, have y'all kept seeing him?

It was, what's the grossest thing you think you can experience on this planet? And we were like, kept seeing. No, what it really was was Mojo was talking about gross people on planes taking their shoes off. He said, you seem like the person you would kind of be, and

we agreed. I was saying, could you imagine him taking his shoes off and having to see those?

He's going to try to stay on us under the bus, but I brought the receipt. I still think

you need to go to the doctor. Who needs enemies when you got friends like you guys?

That's right, baby.

Alright, so I was having a discussion, and And the discussion was with my wife, and we were discussing what is the best substance to have before having sex. Actually, to be honest with you, she wasn't having a discussion with me. I was just telling her my favorite. She's like, why are we talking about this? She did not want to talk about it. But I said to her that, and tell me what your thoughts are on this. I said to her that I think high sex is way better than drunk sex, and the reason why I think that high sex is better is it slows things down a little bit, where drunk sex, it almost races things up. Also, you get sick with drunk sex. You know what I mean? You can have so much to drink that you get nauseous. But the only good thing about drunk sex is when you get the whiskey D or the whiskey weenie as a guy. And my whiskey weenie is a little bit different than most guys' whiskey weenie. Some guys say that they get whiskey weenie where they can't perform. I actually...

perform as if I took a Cialis or a... Oh, really? Oh, yeah. For some reason, it changes me. Yeah. Where it makes it seem like a longer game of, I don't know, pickleball. You know? But I wanted to throw this out there as a discussion and ask the question of the people that listen to this radio program who I know don't ever partake in any kind of drugs we actually have the highest highest listening audience you know with in in uh the nielsen ratings we came out number one amongst people who are stoned non-stop that might be the reason why the ratings are so good you are high as a kite because you guys are active participants of other you know forms of uh of things that uh that cause you to get crazy and listen to this show for long periods of time. You don't realize how long you're listening. What is better, high sex or drunk sex? Go. 844-MOJO-LIVE 844-665-6548 is our telephone number. What are your thoughts?

It's not even close. What's your answer?

High sex?

It's literally not even close. If you say drunk sex, I'm assuming you've never had high sex because

they're not comparable. Is it that the senses

are oh so much heightened it's better everything's more sensitive everything's more focused when you're drunk you're just sloppy and you're just too like wet fishes flopping around and when you're just like i'm supposed to be doing this because we went out tonight and when you have high sex it's like i'm going to make this the most sensational feeling in the entire world i like

that i haven't had that much high sex um to be completely honest with you so i can't really give a case as to why that is better i can see for all the reasons that megan listed why it would make sense but there is something about going out and having a fun night of drinking and having sex drunk and that whiskey weenie they hit no they hit me no nobody likes no girl likes that but

here's where i will say drunk sex has a benefit is that like less inhibitions you might be more willing to do something you normally wouldn't do which could be fun but as a girl like i don't want

the whiskey i want jesus question wait wait jesus question megan go back to something go back to

what is the whole story about no girl wants to have sex last longer yeah why because it's not

the same for us as it is for you you're probably not even making it feel good and this is all about you right now and now it's taking longer are you talking about drunk sex yeah no she's talking

about sex in general no lost last longer she doesn't like long sex nobody likes whiskey d

sex because it's you're focused on you in that moment you can't even go very much agree with

that i believe her too i've been in situations where you can tell she was like okay this is going a little too long i'm happy for you but like wrap it up let's go and then whiskey d it's not as pleasurable even for us no yeah because you just like can't really feel it for

all right high sex or drunk sex what's up jen how you doing i'm blessed thank you um so i used to

think the same thing but then i did it on shrooms and just game changer really so yeah doing it on

shrooms what does it do does it make you feel like you're not even having sex no you're absolutely

having sex you're just so friendly and you love everybody like you just you don't care and it's just it's great it's like ecstasy can i admit something and then i i feel like everybody is

talking about you don't laugh at me and doing shrooms you guys please somebody please educate me. Do you sniff them? You eat them. Okay. You can even...

I just really don't. No. Do you do

gummy shrooms? No.

Actual shrooms. Okay, because

a friend of mine has been into gummy shrooms lately and said that the gummy shrooms are amazing.

Shroom coffee is amazing. I need to try those.

Shroom coffee? But see, is that the same kind of shroom? Like, I have those little saints drinks in my fridge. I don't think it's the same kind of... I think it's in my

Kevin, we're doing a survey here. High sex or drunk sex?

Definitely high sex. If you want to have the best sex ever, take ecstasy. Oh, yeah, let's promote that.

Shrooms and ecstasy. I told you guys about these listeners.

Sex will never be the same if you do it on ecstasy. Never.

What I'm saying is the first caller was shrooms. Now we got ecstasy. Let's do cocaine next. What's going on here?

Don't do ecstasy.

What is happening?

I heard Molly used to be the one day.

High sex or drunk sex? We're going with legal narcotics. What's going on? How are you doing, Patience?

Hi, I'm good. How are you guys?

Hi, what's your favorite?

Definitely high. I was agreeing with Megan and Mojo, but I have to disagree about the long because I feel like when you're high, I'm okay with it lasting longer. Yes, but that's not whiskey, D.

Actually, it's not as long as you think when you're high.

Yeah, that is true.

For some reason, it just slows it down so much, you know? Yeah. Initial S wants to be voices, guys. Why do you want to be voices, guys? We're doing a survey here.

I know. Well, this is, wait until you hear what I have to say, and then you'll know why.

Okay.

High sex, by far, is the best. I take edibles, and my husband doesn't know it. And I take them whenever I want to get in the mood, and it's the best sex ever.

Why does your husband not know it? Why are you keeping that from him?

Because that's what it takes for you to be in the mood? No, he's just against edibles. Okay. Oh, okay.

I thought maybe, yeah, that was her way of trying to get in a mood because she didn't want to be in the mood with him when she's completely sober.

No, he just is totally against it. Sure. He has no clue that everybody around him is doing, is pretty much taking edibles. But that's okay.

Well, thank you for the call. I feel like I'm high right now listening to your voice on Voice Disguise. What's up, Joe?

Hey, what's going on? Wrong time missing the first time call. Hey, Ben. Joe's on the boat.

Nice talking to you, man. Which one is your favorite?

Joe, I'm a little bit older now, so I don't smoke anymore. I do drink. But back in the day when I indulged the boat, you have to be both. Some people are just built different. They can handle both. and I used to have the time in my life. You got to be both.

I feel like being cross-faded.

So both of them doesn't make your heart want to explode?

Not if you do it right. No, so some people are just built different. I'm, you know, I'm from a, I'm from Syria. I come from the hood. I'm just, I'm built like that where it's like.

You can do it.

You ready to pitch that pin? It's like, you do it if you got to do it because obviously the heat not getting done at night on my end. But, you know, when you wake up in the morning, Hey, we'll finish this and we'll get this taken care of.

Wow. So wait, there's a to be continued until the next day, it sounds like. That's how good it is. Bosco, what's up? Oh, boy. Hold on. Am I stoned off that one? Oh, that was just a weird phone line. What's going on?

Not a whole lot. How are you guys doing this morning?

Good, buddy. We're doing a little survey here. I'm like the guy that stands at the mall with the clipboard and asked you questions. What's going on?

Well, I would just say it kind of depends on the mood that you're kind of in. you know, that day or that weekend because it just depends. Do you want to get sloppy with it or do you want to get slow and dirty? I also do have to add personally on acid was my... I'm sorry. What is it like on acid? It was honestly the most craziest experience ever. Obviously we were both on it so we were both experiencing it at the same time. Not together.

Wait, who brought it? Did you bring it or she surprised you with it?

Well, it was kind of like a mutual thing. We both kind of wanted to try it and we just, you know, attempted it. But honestly, like I said, it was like the most mind-blowing thing that you could ever imagine. And it took a little bit longer, obviously, but it was, like I said, just absolutely crazy.

What in the world? I told you guys, these Mojo in the Morning listeners.

Give them tickets to the rooftop.

Yeah, I don't know. No, let's go. Hold on, you've got to talk to Lydia.

People are going to be hanging from the balcony.

I'm afraid. Have you ever had a listener that scares you, Bosco? Bosco scares me there.

Merry Christmas from Mojo in the Morning. Mojo in the Morning.

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