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All right, it is mojo in the morning. Shannon, I've been wanting to talk about this all morning just because I want to know who it is that has the big balls. Somebody that is friends with yours, of yours, took a family photo.

Took a whole bunch of family photos for the very first time ever.

And one of the people in the family photos, balls were so big in these pictures that they're talking about trying to Photoshop?

Well, it's not even that. So this is a girlfriend of mine. She has a husband and two kids. I will not say his name because I seriously feel so bad. This is highly embarrassing, but they have never taken family photos before. They, they, I think the last time they took quote unquote family photos was when she and her husband got married before they had kids. So this was something that she's like, it's so expensive. She finally pulled the trigger, got the family photos. We went to lunch at the end of last, we went to lunch on Friday. And so she, she's like, I finally did it. And they're beautiful. I'm looking at them on her phone. And as I'm looking at them, she said, but I can never use them. I can't post them. I can't use them for a card. I can't print them out and put them in frames around my house. And I'm looking at her like she's a crazy person. Why? These are gorgeous photos. She has a beautiful family to begin with. And as soon as she said it, I couldn't unsee it. her husband has really large balls and he was wearing pants i don't know if the pants were fitted or it was just the way that he was posed in the majority of the photos but every single photo once you notice it that's that's all your eyes go to are his balls ruin every photo How did the photographer not go, hold a child, put them in your lap? I don't know, and we actually know the photographer, I don't know if she either noticed it and wasn't comfortable to say anything or she didn't notice it because she was busy wrangling two kids to smile for a photo that her eyes weren't focused on his area.

How does it ruin it, though?

Because, okay, God, I want to text her and have her send me one. Please, please, please. Once you see it, that's all you look at in the photo.

By the way, before you've seen these photos, would you have ever suspected that your friend's husband would have ginormous testicles?

Yes.

Really? Yes. Why?

He's just that kind of guy.

What do you mean by that? Does he have like a deep voice?

No, he's just like that kind of guy.

He's a man's man? Yeah. Whose balls are bigger, him or do you think Wes? Did you look at him and measure him?

I did not measure. I did not examine that clue. Does Wes have big balls?

I've not seen his balls.

I would say Wes's balls are very normal size.

Like what are normal size balls? Like normal size balls like this?

Not balls that you look at and go, holy crap. Yeah.

Like I always sit there and I think to myself, ball, thank God for my balls. I thank God for my balls because the bat is not very big. But the balls.

And, but I will say this, there are some guys that have, have balls, more balls. There's some guys that have balls that are like, you know how women, you guys have some boobs that stand up on, on, you know, like they're, they're up. And then some women have boobs that can be a little floppy. I think that me, I'm the floppy balls. There are guys that have standup balls, like where their balls, their balls are like, they get ball lifts, I think, or something like, you know how women get boob lifts?

They get ball-less. I just, God, I want to text her really bad and ask her if she'll send me one of those.

I want to see it so bad. Please tell her. Tell her don't change it.

The poor guy. You can't. She could never post. I'm not exaggerating.

It's that bad?

Yeah.

As a guy.

And he's wearing lighter colored pants. So it just like really. Not khaki. They were like a, maybe a bluish grayish.

Okay. You can't, you can't Photoshop a man's privates. By doing that, you have already cut off this man's balls pretty much when you got married to him. So you cannot Photoshop them because if you do that, I think it's bad karma, you know what I mean, to do that.

I mean, she said it's family pictures, and you want them to look at the two kids, not the two testicles.

Could you actually have the name of the family be over his privates? Like at that point?

It would be in the middle of the photo.

Photos. But you couldn't, like, position something like that? Because you can't Photoshop it. Like, if you Photoshop it.

And also, she's telling all of us. So now we're all aware that this is the case. So if we get something from her, I mean, Christmas is far away. But if she sent out, you know, anything with it, even if she posted it on her social media at this point, we're all roasting him.

You don't think, though, that you guys, next time that you see him, are going to be looking at his privates to see how they're looking?

Oh, there's no way she's not going to look.

Has anybody ever done pictures and you did pictures and you looked later and there was either a nip slip or somebody had camel toe or something, you know, like something like that. I, Joe took a picture one time, my son, Joe, my oldest son, Joe, he took a picture one time and he posted it and Chelsea said right away, she knew for a fact that the only reason he posted this picture, he had his legs kind of spread and he was wearing a pair of like golf pants. And Chelsea goes, he's only trying to show off that he's got a, you know, a larger size, you know. So, I don't know. I think that it's fine. I think there's no problem with a seller post. Yeah.

I want to see it so bad. But at the same time, I would want a photographer to blur out, like, if you could see, like, nipples or something.

I always have THOs in all my pictures.

This is very true. You do. Don't you want those blurred?

No, because it's me. It's my thing. I just try to, like, it's my thing.

Did you get a nip lift?

No, I just have always had natural hard peanut, or hard, no, natural hard nipples. What's going on, John? How are you doing? I'm good. How are you? Good. John, how big are your balls? Are they as big as Shannon's friend's husband's?

No, I would say they're about average. Yeah.

What do you think about this? Would you be upset if your wife Photoshopped your balls? No, I do Photoshop.

I went to school for graphic design, so basic Photoshop. It wouldn't be hard to take care of. I do a lot of editing on older pictures that are cracked and destroyed. I can color them and give her all the cracks. So it's really not that difficult to downsize him in a way. Have you ever had to do this? him i mean i mean you didn't you can make it so it's you know you don't not covering it up you can just fix it you can you know you can change the the dimension you know it's and it's photoshop

you do a lot with it her problem isn't the cracks though that you're used to covering it's sex

you've been holding that one in you've been waiting for the right time you've been waiting

He did smile and look at us like, hmm.

I'm about to see it.

John, I would like you to Photoshop my pictures and give me balls if you can. What's up, Michael? How you doing?

I'm good. I'm just working. How about y'all?

We're doing okay. We're talking about Shannon's friend with the husband with big balls.

Yeah, you made the comment about ball list and I texted in. First time, long time, too.

Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. What's next? You had a ball lift?

Huh?

Huh?

You had a ball lift?

No. No, I'd say tell me about him because you were. I know. Can I be honest with you? I think you need a brain lift if I do. No, Michael.

So, Michael, you're like me. You got saggy balls.

I would love to have a ball lift, you know?

For what?

When you get to a certain age, once you get to a certain age, your balls, they sag. You don't want tight balls, though. No, but you want them to come up a little bit. That's not important. I'm just, I like certain things to be done. You can't do that with us.

I'm going to be real honest. The only people that care what a wean and balls look like is men. Men are the only people that care.

i'm telling you why i don't want a tight set right but i'm telling you can't be done with a tight set well i'm gonna tell you something i don't like they just get in the way i i don't like the idea i don't like the idea of having my my chin hanging down or my balls hanging down i would like to have both of those be a little bit more i don't know together what's going on charlie

hi hi i'm sitting here laughing because you said you know sometimes i just sit and think and i thank god for my balls i do i do i like the things you said and think about like a moment in that

brain would would harm someone no i know i want that to be my biggest problem i'm so jealous of men sometimes because i know you sit there and you think about are my balls saggy and i would

love for that to be my issue no y'all had that same logic with boobs no i think it would be

everybody loves boobs and everybody loves all boobs but i know girls for show that love the

fact that they don't have to wear a bra because they sit a certain way oh i'm jealous of other

people but i've never been like oh i i've i'm really concerned about how low my no that's a lie you knew before i started that you're like she's gonna realize she's gonna break

hey jay what's going on hey yeah my boyfriend has balls probably the size of cutie oranges

they're huge wow those are cutie oranges which by the way are small for oranges but big for balls

and seedless those yeah so it's it's almost it's not quite size of baseball but they just Where are you getting your cutie oranges that are the size of baseballs?

No, she's saying they're not quite the size of baseballs, but they're cutie oranges. How does he walk? Yeah, is it tough for him? Does he have to walk like he's on a horse?

He does sit on them quite often.

Oh, my God. That's the worst, by the way. You talk about getting hit in the nuts, and Shannon doesn't believe that when guys get hit in the privates that it hurts as bad as it does. Sit on your nuts, and you realize how bad that is.

that hurts yeah i never seen him move so quick from when him he gets up from sitting on his

balls yeah it's not good what do you uh what do you think that your friend's going to do with

these uh pictures uh do you think that i don't know she hasn't read she has read receipt she hasn't read my text yet asking i go mojo needs mojo needs to see the evidence tell her for this

podcast we would like to actually put his picture right there next to it yeah it's not our

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