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All right, it is Mojo in the Morning Show. I found out something yesterday about a friend of mine that's been a friend of mine since, like, I was, like, 20 years old or something. I don't know. We met each other when I was, like, 20. And I've never known this. Would you think differently of a friend of yours if you found out that your friend lost their virginity to a hooker? i my friend my friend went across the border you know how if you live in detroit the border of canada is right here yeah and always when you you know were under 21 that was where the place you'd go drink you'd go to windsor we used to do windsor wednesdays i think on uh on 955 back in the day and back when uh he was 18 years old he went over to windsor and he had not lost his virginity and he ended up having sex with a hooker and he got his virginity taken by a hooker. I found that out the other day and I was like wow and then I told like two or three people not that I was telling on him because I told some people that didn't even know who this guy was and I said would you be surprised by this like why did he never tell me this story but I found out you know later in life. I don't know if that's something that you want to share of who it was that took your virginity or you you know you lost the V2. Shout out Taylor. But I think that I think it's interesting But my buddies all were like, that's common. And I go, that's not common.

Wait, what's common? That's not common.

Two guys that I told, I told three guys, two of the three guys all said, oh, that's actually common. There's a lot of guys that have lost their virginity to hookers.

I wouldn't say it's unheard of, but I wouldn't say it's common.

This is not one of those every three out of five guys. I was like, hell no. Three out of five dentists. There's no way. I would recommend. There's no way.

I wanted to talk about this because I want to see if this is something that anybody else has ever had or would be willing to share. Because a lot of times you probably wouldn't feel comfortable telling somebody unless you're telling a friend like Mojo in the morning and we'll voice disguise you, obviously. But then the other common one that you lose your virginity to, and this is one that a few of my friends did, the guy or girl down the street, like the person that's the neighbor, just friend. Yeah.

Oh, I would have loved that.

That why? Who is that?

Well, I don't want to say They know No, because I'm still friends with their mom and stuff So I don't like No, we always joke that we should have gotten married Like grew up like same age Kid two doors down Did everything together I get that just because sometimes That's the first person you feel safe with You know

Ours was different On Freeland we had a chick named Nita Ray She was down the street Nita Ray almost said what I wanted to say And Nita Rae did things for everyone.

Nita Rae is what? What did she do? She did things for everyone. She just liked participating. But she wasn't who did things for you, though.

No, I wasn't. No, no, no. No, no, no, no.

Because you said Taylor.

I said no. Taylor was the, yeah, but Nita Rae was the, yeah.

Nita Rae was your backup plan?

No, no, no. Nita Rae was before, she, what's the P word I'm thinking for? Pre, that comes before the other one? Precedent Pre literally means comfortable I know but it's like Preceded She preceded Taylor

That's not the word I want Mojo in the morning Erica hi what's happening

Hi I actually had a friend Who did this on his 20th birthday and our friend Used his dad's credit card to pay for it In Canada

Wait you can use a credit card with a hooker proceeding apparently you can yes you're you're kidding me i didn't realize that hookers as an

entertainment charge on his dad's credit card that's amazing and jerry springer paid for a sex worker with a check that's why he uh was no longer mayor of cincinnati quick question for you

do you tap on that like is there is there the tap at the time probably wasn't him yeah you could i

guess nowadays everybody probably has that other things um what's up matt how you doing

i'm good mojo how are you guys doing this morning good we're talking about losing your virginity to a hooker yeah well it wasn't my virginity i'm retired military and on our first deployment to iraq back in 2005 06 time frame uh we came back we had this

Real young, 18-year-old, homeschooled, innocent boy, virgin. And we all got back to Baltimore for our layover. And we got him a hooker. We got on back pages and got him a hooker and brought her back to the hotel. Didn't tell him. Opened the door for her. We all walked out. And we came back like two hours later, and he was nervous and scared still.

And he hadn't done anything?

Oh, no, he did it. Oh, he did? He was beyond – oh, yeah, he was beside himself. He didn't know what to do. He was mad at us, but he had fun.

he was oh so he was wow that's crazy all right so he was so when you said nervous and scared i thought maybe he was just sitting there like what the heck's going on to me why is this happening

no i don't i don't i don't think he knew what he was doing in the first place obviously didn't know what he was in the first place but it was uh he was mad but he had fun i guess is is that

common military wise where you guys yeah yeah it is especially when you go overseas to like you

know turkey and you know all these other countries yeah it's pretty commonplace i gotta be honest

with you i feel like you guys should get a military discount for that like i feel like there's you're brave you're fighting you're fighting for our country i feel like you guys should get more than just a free cup of coffee at a coney you know i love you too buddy thanks for serving um i think more people will register my mine was my virginity was uh through a person that was a friend like it was like the girl that was the friend but it was one of those ones where we were the girl or she was the girl though that hung out with all the guys and it was that she had a boyfriend for most of the time i didn't have anybody a guy was like the the person that she trusted and all the rest of this stuff and then she broke up with him and it was literally not you know i'm losing my virginity to you you know thank you for getting you know giving me the opportunity to it was she was so bummed out and so upset and then she said why you know it's one of those it was like one of those made for tv ryan uh gosling movies where it was i wish guys were like as nice as you and i'm like well the nice guy never gets anything and she's that was it boom next thing i know lost my v did you and i wasn't such a nice guy afterwards how long did you last uh we're not going to get into that because we got a radio show that we have to be very careful with. And I didn't last very long. What's going on? Teresa, hi. How are ya?

Hey, I just wanted to let Cass know that the word is preempted. That's the one! I swear that's the one I wanted. I knew it when I heard it. Do you believe him? When I heard it, I knew it right. Teresa, he just wants to feel like he was on your level. And he's not.

Teresa, he tries to act sometimes like he knew what the word was. He had no idea what that word was.

He had no idea. He didn't even Google it.

Teresa, you saw and you heard. Not even a clue.

I saw you. I got you. Thank you, Teresa. That was really nice of you, Teresa, to make him feel better about that.

Hey, Initial J, what's going on in your voices, guys?

Okay, so when we were real young, like 17, 18 years old, and you didn't want to get out in the woods and party, you know, bonfires and stuff, I had a friend that didn't have that experience, and the fat girl at the gas station was like, I like him. So we always were like, dude, you got to take one for the team. And she would put a piece of beer out behind the gas station for us.

Oh, my God. You're such a douche. Why did you have to call her the fat girl?

Well, not like that, but like, I'm going to say a heavy girl. That was wrong because I love them thick ones.

Okay. But by the way, everybody needs love. Take it from the fat guy. He's not saying that with love.

He's saying that with judgment. No, he's just describing it. Take one for the team. Screw the fat girl for beer. He's not saying this with respect and love, you guys.

Let me tell you, us fat people make good love. Yes.

Okay, a hookup is a hookup. Whether she's skinny or she's heavy or he's heavy, it shouldn't matter. If you're describing it, people are people.

Yeah, everybody needs love. Thank you for the call. We appreciate it, Jay. Initial L is Voiceless Guys now. Initial L?

Hello?

Hi. Hi, how are you guys? Good, what's going on? I'm sorry, say that again?

First time, long time. Oh, what's up?

What's happening?

Hi, so I have a story. And when I was 18, I dated a guy from England. I met him online when I was 12. And I was going to go over there, but my mom told me, oh, no, he has to come over here and meet him.

before I go over to England for a month. So he did, and I took his virginity.

Okay. Wait a second. Are you 12 years old?

Well, I met him when I was 12, but I was 18 when this happened. She was 18. Okay.

You should definitely clarify that.

Yeah, honestly, I wouldn't have texted him if I was that young.

Wait, when you say that you took the virginity, did you do it because you wanted to, or you did it because it was a friendly thing to do?

Oh, no. We were actually quote-unquote dating.

Okay. Okay. How old was he?

He was 20, and I was 18.

Okay. All right. Okay. Wow. So still, though, there was the age difference, though. When you were 12, you actually met him, which is kind of weird, huh?

Yeah, we met online on a website called Neopax. I don't know if anyone knows that.

No. What are you doing?

That's like Webkinz, dude. What were you doing? What was he doing? Your chats were censored, so you were using weird words to get around the curse censors? Neopets?

What was he doing? Why was he on there?

Neopets.

Oh, my God.

Yes, Neopets. No, it was. This was only like, we knew each other when I first started it. And it was like a year. before he came over that we were actually together, quote unquote.

This, by the way, seemed like it would have been a good topic, but I just want you to know. Thank you for the call. I appreciate it.

Thank you, guys.

Alright, take care of yourself.