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All right. It's Mojo in the morning show. KP. Hello. I love, by the way, when you have a cold. Do you want to know why I love when you have a cold? Or you got something going on there? I don't know

what's going on. I think it's allergies. You sound

so cute. You sound like that cute girl. It's like, hey

guys, how you doing? Can you tell the difference? Am I plugging my nose right now?

No, you're not. Am I plugging

my nose right now? You are now.

But you came in this morning and you were like, hi guys, how are you? How was your weekend? Your voice is already so raspy, and so when you came in, your voice was extra raspy with, what do you have, allergies or something going on?

Yeah, it's really bad. I don't know what happened to me.

Well, you've been traveling. You were away. You were in warm climate, and you got the shock of coming back to cold weather.

Yeah, it started on the plane ride home from Tampa, so I don't know what I got, but it's allergies, I'm certain. Maybe I'm wrong. I don't know. I don't know.

When you said Tampa, that was actually good. Tampa.

Tampa.

So you went this weekend out with some friends, but you also went to do a little shopping?

So I spent some time with some girlfriends. We had like a night in, and then I decided that I wanted to go to Target, of course, and spend money that I don't have. Saw this cute dress, and I wanted to try it on. Waited in the dressing room line for what felt like 20 minutes, and I was fine because I had my AirPods in. I was listening to our show. So I could see that there were shadows underneath the door. And mind you, there's only two dressing rooms. One was locked. I checked it. The other one, I didn't want to look underneath the door to see if there was anyone in there because I'd say we're awkward. Don't tell me they were eating their lunch in there. Oh, you. They were doing something in there. And I say they because when they opened the door, there wasn't one person. There was two. It was a guy and a girl.

Oh, we know what they were doing in there.

And I guess it was lucky because I had my AirPods in, so I didn't hear anything, but I could see. You're talking about sex. No, not that.

Do you think that they were fooling around in the dressing room?

I think that they were because I waited for 20 minutes.

So when I go to Target and I want to buy something, I just grab it, bring it up with me, and then go try it at home. And then if it doesn't fit me, I go back. I've never been in the Target dressing room. Is it a dressing room like Macy's has where it's not a full door that goes all the way down? so you can actually look underneath it?

Yes, there was a gap underneath the door. That's why I could see the shadows. You know those little targets that only have the center dressing rooms in the middle of the section? That's how the target I go to is. There's only two, and there's always 800 piles of clothing. Nobody watching or monitoring those dressing rooms.

Can I be honest with you? Dude, he's hitting the dollar spot. Come on. Hey now, hold on a second.

You've been holding on to that one.

I'm wondering if I should say it or not. No regrets. You've been dad-joking it a little bit there. We're going to have to have a warning whenever you do that.

I don't know why we have to stop it.

Mike, he's trying to...

steal your thunder that's usually yours i appreciate a good dad is this a foreshadow

what the weekend's gonna entail yeah just you two going at it lydia asked me she's like kp are you

gonna get wasted this weekend i'm like lydia i feel like i'm gonna be carrying you like i think that i love it i always get you know i i will drink and then be fine so like an hour anyway

so wait okay so real quick so doing it in a in a dressing room is a very interesting place to do it because people have to go in there and use it and you almost have to be very um quick about it because if you take a long period of time it's obvious targets are busy places that's a that's

a crazy place yeah i've heard i mean we've talked to listeners before that worked at victoria's secret and places like that where the guy will quote unquote go in to help yeah decide what they're gonna wear and they know what's going on i never think about it at like a target or somewhere that to me I don't know I mean it seems like you'd be annoying other customers there like

by the way and also there's the thingy under the door so like what if someone's squirrely little

four-year-old my children have done that before okay so real quick I want to tease this because

coming up in 30 minutes from now somewhere around there um Shannon had public sex this weekend with West, who is away on a trip right now, so you guys wanted to get one last one in before... That sounds so bad, by the way. One last one in. But they did it in a public place, but it was not a Target. It was not a Target.

Okay, so we'll... Never let back in that Coney again.

I would never. Never do that to Target. We'll talk about it. By the way, there's nothing less romantic than having sex in a Coney. I'd rather eat my lunch in a bathroom than have sex in a Coney. I feel like that's

the thrill of it, though. People will do it in public places where they know people can see them or hear them right i don't know there's to

me there was no thrill about that it's like the only place that i would be thrilled to do it in if i was like hot would be remember that the person that had sex at the daxton hotel in

birmingham that went viral everybody could see them in the window like if i were the guy having

sex and it was just the girl that was being seen and i could you know like that would be kind of interesting because you're up high enough where nobody's going to really know who you are and see your face although it would be me finally they'll be like looking up there going hey that looks like Tom what's it our neighbor you know

hey Mike and Allie make babies where they could be discovered that is so true hypothetically

yeah back backstage at Halloween I don't remember where it was the one at the Royal Oak Music Theater wasn't it or

yep the Royal Oak Music Theater Mike and Allie conceived

milo there a young man were we all gone at that time had we all left or were we all still there

which dressing room in town has which department stores in grand rapids toledo or detroit have the best dressing rooms because i think that if you're gonna go do it you got to do it in a comfortable dressing room like do they have like certain dressing rooms where there's like nice big chairs and stuff there because they all have that same bench and if i'm gonna put my naked ass on that bench which by the way i'll never sit on that bench ever again to put on a pair of shoes or or

try to get pants on well i'll be thinking of people having sex the victoria's secret one because they will come back every five minutes asking you for a different process yes

helena what's up it's mojo in the morning hey so my question is how do people bake cookies in

public for over 20 minutes i don't understand first off how do people have sex for over 20

minutes i got i don't go that long actually i think we just answered that question i think it probably prolongs because the people coming and knocking and interrupting and there's that risk of getting caught so maybe it kind of keeps a guy lasting longer maybe i don't know i think

that would actually well i guess it would maybe i don't know maybe it would make you concerned

You're distracted. You're concerned about somebody walking in.

What's up, Kyla?

Hi.

Hey, what's going on?

So I've done it in a family video before.

Family video? Is it back behind the beaded curtain in the adult room?

Well, we went. We were in the adult room watching, like, do a preview and stuff, and then we went to the bathroom.

Oh, my goodness. You're the reason why they all went out of business. nice work on that one uh dustin what's going on it's mojo in the morning how you doing hey what's happening uh did you do it in a dressing room no i was actually in the movie theater oh man what movie was it that you guys were saying i actually don't remember uh we went

in early to go see it and we were the only ones in the in the theater I'm going to start.

See, the movie theater ones always blow my mind because there are always, like, you're not even in an enclosed space.

Yeah.

You're just, like, right out in the open. So even if there's nobody else in the theater, there are still people that can see in there.

And the projector guy behind you. Yeah.

And I'm sure there's cameras in there, too. Yeah, you just didn't care?

I will say this to you, that if you're going to do it in a movie theater, those chairs nowadays are better than the ones that they used to have back in the day. Like doing it in those really comfortable ones Are nice Lauren, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning

So this isn't about me But I used to work at a retail store For almost four years And I caught a couple trying to make cookies In the dressing room And they got so mad at me Because I would not let them go in together They got mad at you And the guy was trying to bribe me

Where was this at?

I was at a TJ Maxx Oh, jeez. And those are teeny, teeny, tiny fitting rooms. They took a handicapped stall. So I was like, uh-uh, like, no, you're fine. You don't need a big stall. And the guy, like, tried to split me a 20 just to let him, like, go in. And I was like, yeah, absolutely not.

Wow.

Like, yeah. And I was like, it's a TJ Maxx.

And bad lighting in those fitting rooms, too.

I don't think they're worried about it.

The lighting is not good. Not good.

Spike, you're missing an obvious joke. I thought of it immediately, but you called me out for Mike.

Come on. Go ahead. What were they doing in there?

You wanted to get the max for the minimum. I know Mike thought about it, too.

Lauren, you're probably mad because you'd have to clean it up afterwards. Well, that was my thing. I'm like, no. I worked the fitting room. I would have to clean up. So, no. I'm not getting any action. You're not getting any action. Why would you think that I'd be okay with that?

What's more disgusting? A person having sex in a dressing room Or a person with body odor trying on a blouse And leaving the body odor on the blouse

I mean If you can get your business done in like Five minutes and get out I mean I would take that over Because we've had some returns where You know it wasn't legal then But it's legal now to smoke And some of the items that would come back I was just like bro Were you smoking in the class In order to wrap up your Supply It would be strong

I'll tell you what I could get done in three minutes And try the outfit on

If you do it in three minutes and you smell I feel bad for the person that you're with To be honest

The funniest thing talking about returning something That obviously had a smell to it A friend of mine used to work at Nordstrom's And she said one time A person returned a pair of pants That literally had fecal matter On the inside By the buttocks

No.

They said that they were- I'm not surprised. That they were obviously not wearing their underwear. So gross. Or it was so bad that it got on the pants.

Oh, my God.

And she said she looked at it, and she goes, there's a spot on here. And then-

She did not sniff it. No.

Why would you do that? Because you almost have to, but ew. Seriously. No.

It's like, good God, please. Okay.

Listen to this text from Amanda. She says, her husband and she had sex in the elevator at Willis Tower in Chicago. Going up to the top, the other people, In the elevator and the worker taking us up Never knew Of course they knew They had to know How do they position themselves No matter how they position themselves The other people in the elevator knew what they were doing They just weren't going to say anything

Alan where did you guys do it

St. V's emergency room

In an emergency

Downtown Toledo Where in the emergency room In the bathroom right there Ivy hooked up and everything I was in the halfway house, and we used an excuse that I had a problem with my ankle and was dehydrated. And my wife now met me there. That's where we did it at.

Oh, my God. You guys are horndogs. Jeez.

Oh, I think we have the texter on that I was just reading from.

Oh, really? A voice disguise her. Her alias is going to be Amanda. Amanda, you're the one that did it in one of the tallest buildings, elevators?

Yeah, I blame my husband. And we were at Willis Tower in Chicago. In the back part of the elevator, there was about five other people and a worker. And I had a short skirt on. And boom, all of a sudden, he started trying to bake cookies. Obviously, didn't have time to finish it. But, yeah, nobody in the elevator even realized it.

Oh, come on. Wait a second. They had to know. Those elevators are not that big. How much of a bragger is he now that he didn't have time to finish? As you were going, how many stories up? How many stories is the Willis Tower, formerly the Sears Tower?

I think it's like 108 or 110. Oh, wow.

I couldn't finish. I'm sorry. Bastard.

Well, it's only a 90-second ride, right?

I don't know.

Yeah, it doesn't take that long to get to the top.

It scares the hell. out of me anytime I'm in one of those elevators going up that high. Did you guys finish when you guys were on that little pier? Don't they have that little glass pier that you can look out to the city and you look down on?

He tried and I'm like, uh-uh, you gotta wait till I get back to the hotel room and he tried on the elevator ride down again and I'm like, no, no, no. Yeah, there's fun

and risky and then there's I'm gonna get arrested

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