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Horny at Weddings

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February 17, 2025 | 00:13:38 | Leisure

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Mojo in the morning. Good to have you guys here. You're home of the War of the Roses, second date update, and the Dirty on the 30. Megan is about to make a statement that is going to make all of us guys look bad. And I would like to just put a disclaimer out there. She's probably right.

00:02:22 - 00:02:23 | Speaker 7:

I was going to say, it's not my fault.

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Okay. So Megan's back from another wedding that she was at and has a rash generalization about men. And I'm guessing it's a not positive one.

00:02:35 - 00:02:41 | Speaker 7:

No, I don't think it's not positive. I think it's just how you view it. I'm not saying this like it's a negative. I don't think it's a negative. Go ahead.

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You got two men here and countless men that are listening.

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I hate that you said it up that way because now everybody's going to think that I said this as a negative i'm just curious not negative as to what it is about weddings that makes men so horny oh i don't understand why all men are trying to find hookups at weddings in a way that is almost like hunting for prey in the world it is so aggressive and sometimes kind of sad to look at the single guys at weddings just hopping from girl to girl to girl and just not enjoying themselves at all but trying to secure the after party plans the entire wedding are you saying it's

00:03:26 - 00:03:32 | Speaker 6:

just men doing this i i get the feeling that women do it too i think women aren't opposed

00:03:32 - 00:03:55 | Speaker 7:

to wedding hookups yeah but i have never seen women go from single guy to single guy to single guy to single guy and not hang out with her friends or sit on the dance floor dancing with the bride and groom or going to go get drinks whatever it is, go to eat whereas guys feel like their only mission is to find the hook up. You know why?

00:03:56 - 00:04:10 | Speaker 6:

Because it happens. Run! When there is a free bar of booze and people all dressed up in sexy outfits, I think that it makes you, I don't know Feel it.

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See, I'm not saying I'm wrong.

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No, I don't think you're wrong. Actually, I don't think that that was a negative on guys. Because obviously, you admitted to us earlier this morning that you did have a little fun, too. Okay. We're very excited.

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I don't think it's a negative. I really don't think it's a negative. I just don't understand why it's so all-consuming to the guys.

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This is a bipartisan issue. Finally, we can all agree. This is something you can cross the line on both sides. You are not wrong. I have been to a few weddings in my day. Not a lot, but a few weddings. And for some reason, there is this energy that comes with that plate. And it is a sexual energy. And I'm three for three, especially when it comes out of this country weddings. There's something about that, too. And the bridesmaids be the ones.

00:05:00 - 00:05:05 | Speaker 3:

destination weddings making bro what destination where you get a little fun in the sun you get a

00:05:05 - 00:05:38 | Speaker 2:

little hot okay so i would love by the way could you call us up and tell us if you've ever hooked up at a wedding and tell us the situation i'd love to hear that 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 i i think there's something that goes into your system where you see some love in the air with the couple and then you start saying i'd like love too like you you know it's like megan it's like tell me when a pizza is delivered to a group of people that you were not part of

00:05:38 - 00:05:45 | Speaker 4:

you just want a slice you want to enjoy a slice just a taste just want a little taste just just

00:05:45 - 00:06:24 | Speaker 2:

give me a corner slice just give me like a small piece a snack a snack like a little snack did you see the pictures of megan at this thing first first off let me just say this to you shout out to megan yes shout out to ellen mcnally big shout out so hot our former producer executive producer of the mojo in the morning show talk about it i'm not gonna lie to you but you two girls huh did you guys have dates at this wedding no so did you hooked up did ellen find uh did ellen meet a boy no she did not she did not she is she dating right now no and she's the best friend of

00:06:24 - 00:06:40 | Speaker 4:

the entire world because i was like so what's the plan when are we going home what should i do with you over and she was like oh you're making your own plans tonight i said that's that wedding energy wow that's she's the best she actually was really the the the driving force and making

00:06:40 - 00:06:51 | Speaker 2:

poor decisions this weekend i blame her oh she egged you on to do it let's encourage you She was always like that, too. She was always the encourager of everybody's shenanigans.

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Everybody thinks I'm a bad person. Turns out, it's really her.

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And she lives in Chicago, too, right?

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She does.

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So she wanted you to come in town. She felt the need to show you around.

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She left happy. No, it's not even leaving happy. I think she wants me to get pregnant, so I can't leave.

00:07:05 - 00:07:09 | Speaker 2:

Oh, okay. She wants you to win the Chicago guy.

00:07:09 - 00:07:15 | Speaker 4:

She was like, Megan's drunk. Hopefully, this will be unprotected sex, and there will be a baby, and Megan has to stay.

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Hey, Jared, are you there?

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Yeah.

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Megan thinks that it's just the guys that are horny at weddings. Do we hook up at a wedding?

00:07:24 - 00:07:32 | Speaker 1:

I might disagree with that, but I mean, kind of. But so I had gone to my buddy's wedding, and I went to go hook up with one of the bridesmaids.

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Yep.

00:07:33 - 00:07:58 | Speaker 1:

Well, we were dancing out on the floor, and I learned how to do a back handspring when I was younger. So I was going to do one behind the table, so I didn't kick nobody. Oh, he got a trick. My buddy was like, no, do it on the dance floor. Do it on the dance floor. And so I went to go do it on the dance floor, and the bride's sister walked through as I was doing it, and I ended up kicking her. And so, like, as an apology, I guess, I don't know, we hooked up that night.

00:07:58 - 00:08:02 | Speaker 4:

As an apology! Oh, my God, man.

00:08:02 - 00:08:03 | Speaker 2:

I love it. You won.

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Oh.

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That's great. Yeah. You had to. You were a nice guy for doing that, Jarrett.

00:08:09 - 00:08:14 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, I was like, f*** it. I was like, what? Oh, no, no, no. Hold on. You can't say that.

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I got to dump that, Jared. Now you're no longer a nice guy.

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We're done with you.

00:08:23 - 00:08:45 | Speaker 2:

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548, and text 95500. This one's 419. It says, Megan went to an out-of-town Chicago wedding. There must be something about those. I hooked up in Chicago, too. That might be the thing, too. It might be the, Kevin might be right on the whole out-of-town weddings, although you say it out of the country. You're saying, like, destination weddings in, like, Caribbean islands and stuff?

00:08:45 - 00:08:59 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, that type of vibe. Cancun, Dominican Republic, that type of energy. All-inclusive, drinks are flowing, people are bad. It's these bridesmaids, man. I'm telling you. They see their girl getting married. They get the love bug. They look good. You look good. It happens.

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Do you think it's the bridesmaids that people are hooking up with? Do you think that's the case? Really?

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It's just any single girl. 313. Y'all be on the hunt.

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313 says, prowlers. Megan's right. Guys are like horny horndogs at weddings. They are looking to get laid by anybody they can. It all starts when they start line dancing.

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I'm not even saying it's a bad thing. Oh, Jesus. I'm not, truly, again, not saying it's even a bad thing. It's just funny to me that, like, if you looked at the room, right, there was a point in the evening where I was standing off to the side. I was trying to find some bits to film for a social post, stuff like that, just kind of watching my friends have fun. I love watching the people I love have fun. and i saw all of the single dudes like women women women ladies where are the ladies and they were just like standing in the corner like must talk girl fine lady sleep with yes i always

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feel like like weddings are like our parties that we throw when we throw them in hotels

00:10:00 - 00:10:10 | Speaker 1:

it always leads to hotel sex or something. What's up, Cameron? Who are you talking to, Cameron? Are you talking to yourself or are you talking to... You there, Cameron?

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Yeah, I'm here.

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Hi, buddy. We're talking right now. Megan thinks that it's just the guys that want to hook up at weddings.

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Well, in my experience, it just depends who's single and who's not and the type of energy they bring.

00:10:23 - 00:10:32 | Speaker 1:

Yeah. Have you ever had it where a girl came on to you to want to have sex or did you always have to go out and search?

00:10:33 - 00:10:48 | Speaker 7:

So at my friend's wedding, he spent like 50 grand at an open bar, and his sister had tried to get with me, but I got too drunk. I blacked out before we even got back to the house.

00:10:49 - 00:10:52 | Speaker 1:

Wait, that would have been a bad thing, don't you think, to hook up with the groom's sister?

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Well, he's been my best friend. That'll make it okay?

00:10:59 - 00:11:09 | Speaker 1:

That's like your sister. If he's your best friend, that means that's like your sister. But you're right, though. At a wedding, all bets are off, right?

00:11:09 - 00:11:14 | Speaker 7:

No, I don't know about that. Yeah, I mean, the tequila definitely blurs the lines a little bit.

00:11:14 - 00:11:20 | Speaker 1:

Well, we all know that tequila makes your clothes come off. We've heard that song before. What's up, baby leg? Jay is on with us right now.

00:11:20 - 00:11:23 | Speaker 6:

How y'all doing? Good morning, good morning.

00:11:23 - 00:11:25 | Speaker 1:

Has that baby leg ever come out at a wedding?

00:11:25 - 00:11:46 | Speaker 6:

Oh, my God. Oh, yes, it did. But, see, I was poor. See, the bride of honor pulled me. You know, I was looking good. I had to pat myself on the back. I mean, the tux all white, like, hey, all right. So, apparently, she was like that, too. From the time she first, you know, she seen me. So, it was what it was. You know what's funny?

00:11:46 - 00:12:05 | Speaker 1:

I wonder, the tux shops, I'll have to call my buddy Mike, who used to own President Tuxedos. how many tuxes come back with missing items because guys go to a girl's room or you know whatever and end up hooking up after a wedding oh well yeah see they didn't get that tux better

00:12:05 - 00:12:12 | Speaker 6:

some stains can't be removed exactly cannot be

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ali what's up it's mojo in the morning how are you i'm great how are you fantastic what's going on

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I was the groom's sister, and I did hook up with the groomsmen. Oh, Allie. What happened? He looked great. He smelled great. It was a Dominican Republic wedding, and it actually turned into a couple-year situationship.

00:12:40 - 00:12:48 | Speaker 1:

Oh, really? So the next morning when everybody's getting together for breakfast, you showed up with your mom and dad and family with this guy?

00:12:49 - 00:12:56 | Speaker 5:

Oh, God, no. we separated and then re-entered for breakfast oh so when did you finally admit to family that

00:12:56 - 00:13:12 | Speaker 4:

you ended up hooking up with one of the guys uh about a year after we were done no not after you were done you said it was years-long situationship yeah so like about a year after the relationship had wrapped you kept it quiet for that long

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i couldn't yeah that's wild you knew your brother would beat his ass it was his best friend oh my Oh, my God. That life would have been over for him. William, you don't just hook up at weddings. Where else do you hook up at?

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Funerals, birthday parties, wherever there's a gathering.

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Funerals? Funerals.

00:13:33 - 00:13:44 | Speaker 9:

Yeah, you know, my cousin, may he rest in peace, passed away. And, you know, he had two funeral friends, you know, and, you know.

00:13:45 - 00:13:50 | Speaker 4:

William, are you worried it's mostly family when you're there? There's too much risk involved.

00:13:50 - 00:14:04 | Speaker 9:

No, no, no. It was my cousin, General, and he had a few little friends, you know, extra female friends. You know, they were all sobbing and everything, and I had to console them.

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You are a bad man. You're going to hell, my friend. That's horrible. That's called taking advantage of a person in their weak moments.

00:14:14 - 00:14:21 | Speaker 8:

Well, see, it was me. See, I have five brothers. And we all were there You know, we were there to console the women

00:14:21 - 00:14:28 | Speaker 1:

Oh my god, that's awful I mean, even I wouldn't do something like that That's horrible Brittany, what's up, Brittany?

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Hey, so I actually used to work At President Tuxedo I'm actually a long time listener First time Hey there, Brittany on the phone

00:14:38 - 00:14:59 | Speaker 2:

Three piece beat So It was insane What they used to bring in glasses, expensive glasses, watches, and we it would like be dreadful when we used to open the bag. You'd never know what it would smell like. It was it was horrible. Oh my god. So they would

00:15:00 - 00:15:08 | Speaker 8:

Turn the tuxedos with remnants of the entire night and sometimes forget that they left their watches and other things inside the bag.

00:15:09 - 00:15:18 | Speaker 2:

It was insane. And it was just like, what is it going to smell like today? Is it going to smell like a pile of cologne or just a pile of mousse?

00:15:18 - 00:15:21 | Speaker 8:

It smells like a hoe. That's what it smells like.

00:15:21 - 00:15:33 | Speaker 3:

Oh, my God. Okay. Okay. My grandma always says, you smell like a fresh whore. Wait, she didn't say that to you, did she? Cheese eyes, cheese eyes. I don't know. She would say that to my grandpa.

00:15:33 - 00:15:44 | Speaker 8:

I think my grandma used to tell my grandpa, hey, go out and take the garbage out. I don't know. He never said that. That's crazy.

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