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It's crazy here. We're at Kennedy's Irish Pub in Waterford, Michigan. There's so many people that are here, and this is a very tiny establishment, but they do have the big tent in the backyard here. and they're now having to tow cars because there's so many cars that are literally doing what I said, and that's illegally parking on the street. So if your car gets towed, I'm actually going to switch over in about 20 minutes from now to an Uber driver, and I will be driving you to your car.

What do they call it, prime time or whatever? It is. Kurt Surge.

Surge pricing. It's Mo Surge. I'm going to sell my parking spot too. What do you think about that?

You have to today. It's a premium.

So we're hanging out here. KP, our producer. By the way, social looks great. Unbelievable. You've done a good job.

You've been busy. It looks so good, KP. I just looked.

So the drunk contest that we did, the breathalyzer test contest, you've got to go see what Mike, the guy, looked like that we breathalyzed test. Go check him out. What are you going to do with that breathalyzer now that it was in his mouth? So here's the thing. Yeah. It comes with tips that you can, like, clean and do. Yeah. Oh, boy. I'm throwing this thing right in the freaking trash. It was $36, by the way, on Amazon, so there is no way this thing's making it home with me.

Yeah, wow.

I know, but do you want to have that man's COVID on your hair? No, I'm good, thank you. Hey, Wes, your boyfriend's here? No. Or your fiancé? Fiancé?

Don't say no.

I want you to take this home, and I want you to put it on her lips at night. So we were having a conversation during the commercial break. KP who is our producer done a fabulous job her mom is here we got to make her look good in front of her mom yeah do you know this girl right here she says

you're a tough on her by the way I am I know it's my job so I got to be just as

tough with her working at the station or no do I have to lighten up a little

bit I think she works hard under pressure so go for it she does all right okay you know we do when people yell at me that's when I get stuff done my

My favorite thing that KP does, and she's the only person I know, if you tell her something that you want to have done differently, she'll go, can you give me an example of that? She does that.

I got to see it. I got to see what you're painting in your head first, and then I'll paint it for you.

So we do it. So I coached basketball for so many years, and I loved players like KP because players like KP were the ones that, first off, would go out there and they would fight a good fight. But also, they wanted the visual of what was going on, so I love that. So, real quick, one thing you do not want a visual of is a hot girl eating certain foods.

Yes.

And there are certain foods that hot girls can't eat?

Apparently, according to my mother and my sister. I got a text yesterday. What's your sister's name? Emily.

Okay.

Emily. So, she texted this meme that said that people who eat coleslaw are going to hell. I'm like, what does that mean, Emily? and I'm like, I literally just had coleslaw for dinner. I love coleslaw.

I love coleslaw, too.

I love that we all can't say it, right? Coleslaw.

Sobriety test right now.

There's certain words that you say, even if you're not drunk, you sound like you're drunk.

Coleslaw.

Mama KP, are you also agreeing on this one? Do you think that you can't eat coleslaw?

I don't know if you're going to get it all over your chin and dribble. Well, you texted back yesterday, and you said, you're pretty, you can eat coleslaw. You can eat anything you want when you're pretty.

Wait, so pretty girls can get away with eating it but not pretty girls can eat coleslaw no i'm just saying that pretty girls can do anything

they want oh really is that what it is i mean i get i don't know oh because she's dripping on her chin she'll look

cute and she's dabbing it with the napkin. Have you ever seen me eat anything? I literally look

like a child. She needs a bib. What did you order when we went out to eat last week or week ago before the baseball game? Tacos. Oh, yeah. She's eating tacos. These tacos were

messy tacos, too. If you have anything else for her to do, she's getting hangry. I ordered her a breakfast burrito. She didn't have a chance to eat it. I ordered her a corned

beef hash she didn't have a chance if she doesn't have if she seriously if her blood sugar gets to

a certain point she's very angry she's very angry you need a tranquilizer dart you know what's my

god you know what's amazing about this the whole idea of hot girls and you'll have to call us up and tell us like what are certain foods that only hot girls can eat because for me being a fat guy my whole life there were certain foods that you just don't touch like there's like you can't eat A fat guy can't eat fried chicken in front of a bunch of people because, guess what, they automatically look at you and, you know, you don't look like, you know, Colonel Sanders. You know what I mean? So you can't do it. There's certain food. And then the other one, too, is a fat guy, if a fat guy sits down in front of a big old thing of ribs or crab legs.

I was going to say crab legs is a great one.

Because the moment they put the bib on you, you're the fat guy.

Oh, yeah. I feel like the girl from White Girls, because when you go out to dinner, you can literally order anything you want, and nobody can judge you.

It's not fair.

I'm all, I get, like, self-conscious about meeting any of the phallic things, like a banana or a corn dog, or, you know, you see me licking an ice cream cone.

I hate eating sushi, because I cannot fit. You can't fit it in your mouth. As I'm saying it, I'm like, it's very hard for me to fit a whole roll in my mouth.

That's what she said.

And then it just looks like I'm a chipmunk trying to chew it, so I have to cover my hand with my mouth. It's just awkward. I thought you were going to say you can't use chopsticks, but I like this better. No, I can use chopsticks.

I will say this to you about girls in sushi. I actually would dump a girl that doesn't put the whole sushi in her mouth. You mean you don't like them to bite it in half? First off, you bite it, and then it all spills out.

I agree. You have to do the whole thing. That's psycho behavior. But the whole thing is...

You've got to put it in your mouth and chew on it. It's got to be, you know, it's got to be something. You have to mean it.

If you want sushi. Yeah.

If you have to mean it, Shannon, put the whole thing in your mouth. It's annoying.

I mean, I will tell you this. This is a messy eating day, St. Patrick's Day, because corned beef is not an easy thing to eat because it's like fatty.

Do you eat coleslaw in your Reuben or do you like sauerkraut?

Sauerkraut better, but you've got to have that Russian dressing on it, too, like Thousand Island or whatever. And grilled. Yes, I like grilled. If it's dried, it's awful. Yeah. I love, by the way, I love Rubens. I mean, those are the greatest.

With the cheese.

Oh, yeah. Is that like Swiss cheese? Yeah. Yeah. It's so good. All right. Well, here's the thing with your daughter. Let me talk about a few more things with her.

I feel like I'm a parent-teacher fan. I know.

Sit down. Sit down. Let me tell you this. Honestly, I said this. I tell her this all the time. I need her to have more faith in herself. Okay? She's better than she thinks that she is, which I think is a good thing and a bad thing. Sometimes people don't think that they're as good as they are. You know what I mean? They'll work harder and stuff. I need her. So you've got to talk to her about that.

I'm setting the bar low, so I always exceed your expectations. No, you don't.

You set the bar high. She gives me that. And she doesn't smile at all to me. Why does she not smile for me?

She has that intense look. She's intense.

And it's the voice, too. Her voice is, like, it's so, like, stern. It's got that stern voice sound.

It's how to get stuff done. Yeah. Exactly. You think anyone would listen to me if I were like this? Oh, guys, if you could please. Hey, guys, can you please? That and eating coleslaw. During the broadcast. Yeah. Eating coleslaw? Yeah, nobody. But she is killing it, by the way.

She is killing it. In her hometown. I know. Can you even believe it? Isn't that unbelievable?

Yeah. So lucky. It's so embarrassing talking about anything related to sex life in your hometown. Yeah, and your first grade teacher's listening. Yeah, and your grandma texts to you.

Lala's on the phone. Oh, God, my mother checked with me. Has grandma said anything about the tablets?

Yeah?

Which one? Which one was the one that really went over the edge?

Our favorite.

Our youth fountain grandmother, Lala. She's very happy. Kristen texted me because my mother kept responding to all of the commenters for the listeners on her picture. She looks so young. What's your skin care regimen? My mother answered every single one of us. I love it. Kristen said, Lala's an influencer now. Look.

My favorite, though, with KP is the fact that she does do the balancing of things. Like, she'll talk about stuff that's going on in her life, not, you know, worried about it. So, and who else? She's got her relationships with.

their grandparents they're unbelievable for god's sakes i mean lala but she also lives with her grandparents which when did they come back up from uh being snowbirds a couple months we need them back up a little bit yeah i i want to do a segment a weekly segment with uh your your grandpa and grandma yeah check in with the roommates the roommates he's dribbling the ball with everything

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