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All right, it is Mojo in the morning. Had everybody in for the holidays. Had everybody kind of enjoying themselves. It was fun to have them there. I'm not going to lie to you. I was happy when everybody left and went home. I just don't let them know that. Although I kind of did let them know that. Like, it got to a point Joe wanted to change his ticket. And he's like, maybe I'll stay till Monday and I'll do the show from Tampa in Detroit. And I'm like, I don't think we have studios. Oh, that's crazy. I'm like, it's time for you to go. It got to be so, well, first off, there's a couple of reasons. Number one, same as Shannon. You're doing everybody's dishes. You're cleaning up after everybody. Like, they think that they can just come back home and they can throw their crap all over.

I did so much cleaning. And thank you to Wes for doing all the cooking. I am acknowledging that, but it was, like, out of control.

And then it was, you know how expensive it is? Every time, I'm hungry. Okay, Joe, you're a grown guy. Like, go find food. You know where the food is. You can go get your own food. And Joe's like, well, aren't you guys going to order anything? I'm like, no, I'm not hungry right now. And, and I honestly, I would sneak food because if I got food, he would want my food. So it got to be that crazy. And then it got to this. Okay. So here's something for you. I have to ask you a question. What is the craziest way that you have ever asked your significant other for sex? Because it got to a point where like I was spending zero time alone with Chelsea, like not even in our bedroom was I spending time alone. You think it's bad with kids that are your guys' age? Shannon or Cav, when your kids are older and they don't even care that there's a closed door, they just walk into the room. So I was laying in bed. Chelsea's in the other room and she's watching countless stuff that Joe's got her. Every comedy show, like it literally is like, hey, did you guys see this? He's got YouTube up on the TV. It's like nonstop. Like, no, none of us want to watch this stuff.

It's so annoying.

It is awful. I'm annoying or he's annoying. You're so annoyed. I'm annoyed? Yes. Oh, I'm so annoyed. So I sent Chelsea a calendar invite, like our bosses do around here for meetings. Or Brendan. Or Brendan does all the time. I sent her a calendar invite, and the invite was location, our bedroom. What the actual thing was that we were meeting for was, hopefully we were going to have some sex. And she sends me a text right away and goes, no.

Oh, she didn't even just decline it. She didn't even decline it.

She just goes, no. And I'm like, no, no. Yeah, that was not the wrong no. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no. You should have resented it with a Zoom link in there. Right. You can do it virtually. It was like, no. So I'm like, this is ridiculous. So I sent her a text. I go, come to the room. And she goes, I will be there in just a moment. then she comes in she goes we're not having sex the kids are all home and she's like that's just not going to happen especially because we have a first floor master bedroom and on the first floor master bedroom the wall on the other side of the master bedroom is our great room where our television is yeah so all you'll hear the whole time is theo vaughn or something like that you know or whoever the comedian is joe has like a million comedians like do you know this guy dad dude have you heard of this guy i'm like joe i really don't care i really don't care this joke is amazing hold on hold on and i'm like oh the old bond is hilarious will chelsea not have sex if there are like chelsea does not first off i've learned this chelsea

uh, Chelsea assumes that everybody's listening for us to have sex. And I'm like, there's nobody first off believes that we have sex. They don't even believe that the three kids that we have are our kids. I don't even believe that we're, that we both produce them together. Um, but she will not do it because she has this belief. And I know you just recently had all of Wes's family and from Canada, you guys weren't banging while the family was there. I'll be honest with you.

We would have, I have no qualms about that whatsoever, but we were so dang exhausted that we didn't but the minute everybody left uh yesterday the i'm talking the minute all of our clothes came off wow yeah daddy but at night time i mean i was going to bed you guys know i go to bed at like nine it was one two in the morning some nights i was so dang tired nothing was

happening we we were yeah by the way there were no stuffing of turkeys and in our house there was no there was a lot of taking the garbage out nobody would and the other thing too is and i don't know if this happens i went to costco and bought a bunch of bottled water and little you know little mini cans of coke in my house i had to have people writing with a sharpie marker their names and stuff because people would take two sips and they would leave it bro that's my house

every day look i got an aunt that only buys many bottles of water that's all i'm gonna do because i mean i'm gonna drink five of those just give me the whole bottle i promise you'll take a sip

out of five of them and you'll leave five of them sitting around i'm a thirsty guy uh i hydrate um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 all right here's the question question number one is when you have family in for holidays do you guys have sex when family's there question number two is how do you get time to be there you know what i mean like there was a couple of times where it was me not ordering doordash just to get out of my house like i didn't want to do man that's bad and the doordash orders you know when doordash becomes really expensive when the doordash order is no longer them giving you advice on what tip that they think you should give when they do the percentage thing and you realize that the percentage is more than what you would have spent if you went to a restaurant yeah i'm like the bill was so expensive we had seven people all

the time eating it was like crazy uh text here seven people that all drive and y'all were still

and i and i was having to go do it and they all wash dishes we finally had to say all right here's the deal because we did our thanksgiving early because we went to the game all right here's deal you're setting the table you're doing like we had to divvy out yeah no chores basically you were dan camp people weren't people weren't yeah i was like yeah blue 42 hut hut move go get your ass off the couch um texter here 586 says mojo i've done the calendar invite before for my wife i've actually put it on her calendar and her assistant sees it all the time and laughs that's great that's different yeah um and then uh was a 734 734 says we have no problem having sex when relatives are coming to visit during the holidays. That is just something that they have to put up with if they're going to stay

at our house. But you're also not going to make it known that that's what you're doing. No. Like, you're going to be quiet.

Do you think they know anyway, though?

Like, if y'all go off, you don't think they kind of know?

Don't you want to know what going off is like in our house? Nope. Hurry up.

Hurry up. Hurry up. Let's just look at each other like, Kev? He's going to say it.

Kev, if you had if you had to guess out of this entire room yeah of people you included who do you think's the

loudest uh the loudest the loudest i don't know all these people i guess i would probably say shannon yeah i guess yeah i would agree all right it's absolutely like a lip biter enjoyer like a

oh my god stop shannon let me ask you with yelling and or stuff like that are you doing it because you truly are you doing it because you're getting into the moment like you're are

you faking it basically no not faking it no but i but i do i mean i like being loud you do but i

can also be quiet if necessary how do you do that like in general you got your your house is like

what my house was like this weekend but my house is an accordion house you have to think about this sometimes we have two kids sometimes we have four kids sometimes we have no kids you got a lot of

people though there's it seems like there's a lot of people at that house at all times there's too

many windows i know i know those double panes are not keeping everything in no i'm sure there's

there's been some butts that have been seen do you think the neighbor that lives that neighbor that lives up against that window or the the bedroom there do you think they hear it at all maybe god i hope not they're very very religious people come on barbara

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